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https://i.redd.it/nup8f2u3ymb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6d6j/jose_castelar_world_record_holder_for_longest/	[ "Um... is that a life-sized replica of himself?", "Yes. And two pictures of himself in the background ", "It’s super cool! Kinda weird when your standing there and realize that it’s not actually someone standing behind him, but himself made of wax." ]	3	pics	Jose Castelar . World Record holder for longest cigar ever rolled, Havana, Cuba.
https://i.imgur.com/BbQLtx2.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6dlk/there_seems_to_be_a_glitch_in_the_matrix/	[ "Just employed at the same company driving company cars. ", "Stepford husbands. ", "Are they filling those cars with root beer? \n", "My guess would be a Honda Dealership" ]	4	pics	There seems to be a glitch in the matrix.
https://i.redd.it/vzskaswuymb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6e64/my_44_year_old_korean_mother_signing_up_for/	[ "Killer boots , ma'am ", "Sock - shirt matching. She will fit right in.", "Get her to comment here so she can be welcomed properly with all sorts of vulgar statments and requests. Its the reddit way.", "She's in for a wild ride", "She thanks you as she strokes her boots", "I convinced her it’s all puppy videos and pictures of food. Little does she know", "I got my 67 yo dad into it ", "You utter bastard. Warn her to regulate herself early or it'll suck her life away", "Never. She’ll fall, like the rest of us", "She’s younger than I am!! ", "tell her i want to see her in /realgirls lmao", "Looks like she is already down the rabbit hole, oh no!", "Plus karma", "She will know your user name when she sees this post. ", "Oh dear God... \n\nYou mean like this:\nhttp://yodoggydog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/4-funny-dog-pics.jpg", "Pretty much. I subscribed her to all those dog communities.", "You’re implying that her age is somehow relevant and it’s extraordinary that people in their 40’s doesn’t internet?", "Is that what I’m implying? Idk not my intention. Just sayin. Why? ", "I’m just trying to make sense why this event is so special that it should be upvoted on r/pics", "I mean people take pictures of random things. I just thought this would be fun to share. If not, you’re free to move along. ", "Its better than pics of protest signs. ", "I like the cut of your jib", "This is every koreans' parents way of indirectly getting involved in their child's business... makes me wonder what measures I'm gonna take when I have my own korean spawnlings", "Nah she isn’t like that. She’s been looking at fashion and people falling off of stuff. ", "Yikes..no need to get all defensive, friend. OP is just saying his Mom didn't know about Reddit, saw them browsing, and now she does. I highly doubt listing her age was intended as any sort of attack or dig at middle aged people.", "Because it's not politics", "Correct me if I'm wrong, but the issue is that she's a mom. Not that she's asian, or korean or in her 40s. She's an overworked mother of some redditor twit thats finally trained you enough she can take her eyes off of you and maybe get on with her life, and part of that is getting on reddit. Kidding. Kinda.", "Nah she’s my best friend. Dads another story ( though I love him too) but moms got a special place in my heart. And yeah true, I was an idiot to her for a big part of my life. But I’m getting married next month, moved into a small house last week, have a good job, and all is well! Big part of it is thanks to this wonderful woman. Never gave up on me. Hope your mother does the same for you! ", "Hey Korean mother if you see this you will need to send me a PM in the spirit of my nickname. It’s an old Reddit rule. If you don’t oblige Reddit will ban you. If your picture gets a response from me you will receive 100 free Karma, ", "Oh man, this has r/shitpost written all over it.", "She hasn't hit the 65 transformation yet", "\"honey, what did you say your username was again?\"", "Nope. Glowing skin still. It’s that magic Korean lotion she uses every 5 minutes. ", "“Pussydestroyer69”", "Shaggable.\n", "Hello, OP’s mom! Nice to meet you!", "Pretty much what I was going to say... lol ", "On reddit ..one minute you are on r/Awww, suddenly r/WTF then end up on r/sounding", "/r/femalefashionadvice\n\n/r/skincareaddiction\n\n/r/trollxchromonsomes\n\n/r/aww\n\nI'm just gonna leave these here. No reason.", "5 years older than me.", "I’m 45, but I’ve been a techie for years now....\n\nThen again, I grew up with this tech, so it’s not that difficult for me, but my dad is having a hell of a time with his first iPhone, but he was hooked as soon as he found out how to get solitaire on it, and he’s 74...", "Way younger than me....", "I was just razzing ya. It's nice to hear of a mom being a son's best friend. I believe mine would have been as well, but alas, she was taken from us when I was too young to appreciate what a friendship with a mother could be. So with a bit of envy, I say huzzah, and give her extra hugs when she doesn't expect it." ]	43	pics	My 44 year old Korean mother signing up for reddit today after she saw me browsing it.
https://i.imgur.com/rYGWY1K.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6ipj/now_thats_an_expression/	[ "Mckayla Maroney's cat.", "\"And...you think that's a Good Thing?\"", "Which Dreamworks character is this?", "Catalie dormer", "You're all wrong that's clearly Garfield", "[Now that's a Re-Post](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9987205)", "Looks like a disappointed substitute teacher. ", "It looks like Ron Weasley.", "Popeye, apparently, was a Buddhist. ", "This cat is obviously auditioning to be on The Office", "\"Welp.\"", "You're hired! (DreamWorks probably)", "Mckayla Makitty", "Thomas O'Malley, O'Malley the alley cat!", "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!", "Dreamworks called, they want to know if your cat can star in their next animated movie.\n\nIt's about cats, but they do things people normally do.", "Or Puss in Boots", "\"No sir, I don't like it!\"", "Stop posting this. Every goddamn week.", "Purrison Ford? ", "This has been my steam profile pic for probably well over a year...", "If someone can photoshop this cat with Mckayla and Obama in his office that would be great.", "mugsy ", "😕" ]	24	pics	Now that's an expression.
https://i.redd.it/sjvwzw7g3nb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6kf2/america/	[ "Contrast.\n\n", "I see two women who are probably gainfully employed and a man with a severe drug addiction. He may even be a violent sex offender, which is high in the homeless community. ", "I like how big homie is ducking to try and get out of the way of the picture, but he's still in it. Or maybe it's on purpose. You can tell.bybhis beard and his clothes that he's a hipster...and as much as they try to front, they love attention.", "Wow. There's a lot here. ", "\"a man with a severe drug addiction\"\n\"may be a violent sex offender\"\n\n\"two women\"\n\"probably gainfully employed\"\n\nOnly three statements in your entire comment are true. There are two women, and a man (lets not get into genders right now). You assume him to be a drug addict, and for all we know if he is, it may be a result of living in a life like this, where it's all he can do to make the pain of existence a little less bleak. \n\nMeanwhile, you assume the women are naturally just going to be better off because they're smiling but how do you know one of them isn't struggling with alcoholism? Oxy? You assume a lot based off a negative stereotype association, I'm honestly surprised you didn't call the women thugs. ", "Or he could be mentally ill, laid off from a previous job, physically disabled and unable to work in his previous field, displaced due to rising rent, etc. Or you could be right and it be his fault. We don’t know but it’s interesting when people assume the worst. ", "Who are you talking about? There are only three people. ", "This’s not America! That’s the whole world.. ", "Trying too hard. ", "photo credit: /u/RockefSteady. Taken in Milwaukee \n\n[Original thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1nr3sv/difference_in_social_class_a_picture_i_took/) (archived)", "He should have made better decisions like those women did.", "So you just make shit up. Got it. ", "I think it's a joke...", "Great photo. I like that “stop” is visible in the reflection too", "He got you with his hi-larious trolling", "it's a system, not a country.", "Ah. Too subtle for my literal mind I guess. ", "How do you know any of that is true? I sense Trumptardation.", "The entire planet is like this", "They were set up!", "Nothing like an out of context image of three strangers to depict the overall socio-economic status of an entire country", "Wow, I guess compassion is off the books at this point? ", "I see 2 women on section 8 housing assistance and food stamps who just had their hair and nails done on our tax dollars while a laborer, exhausted from a day of working, takes a nap while waiting on his college educated son to come pick him up.", "I guess. Ha!", "Thanks for the credit. Taken in Milwaukee, 2012", "[France](https://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20110913&t=2&i=500072648&r=2011-09-13T082049Z_01_BTRE78B147600_RTROPTP_0_FRANCE&w=1280)", "This is 3 people in America.", "Because I worked as a city police officer and the vast majority of the homeless population were repeat sex offenders. Even the ones that were rather “pleasant” had some nefarious sexual behavior in their history. ", "Ergo this's the whole world minus America, or America is the whole world? ", "This had to have been posted by somebody who hasn't traveled outside of the US.", "That is one facet of the larger whole truth.", "Can we get a bit of a backstory", "There are so many more countries with higher ratios of homelessness. But I guess that would defeat your karma whoring ", "And the chaos of people not being able to return a shopping cart to where it belongs.\n\n\nedit: hmm, don't know how I missed that word...", "America is the center of the whole world", "I don't think they assumed the women are better off because they're smiling. It's probably because they aren't homeless. ", "How are his decisions not more than just a facet of the “truth”? I’d argue it’s the most important facet.\n\n", "you forgot to put /s", "woops, thanks. But no, we Americans call them carts.", "Thats happening in the whole world not just America", "I’m not being sarcastic...", "And Canada and France and UK and Russia and Thailand and Japan and and and and ...", "I see 2 in the window reflection!", "Taken in Milwaukee", "This is a human condition.", "I don't think you understand what trolling means.", "That's capitalism.", ".... Everywhere", "Are you referring to the Corporatism that is our US healthcare system failing to treat the homeless guy's mental issues? Other than that, I see nothing wrong with this picture. Do you think we should force those people to give the guy food or something?", "Canada, France, the U.K. and Japan have lower income inequality. The U.S.'s is becoming worse than Saudi Arabia's O..o\n\nEdit: -er", "in 2012\n", "Is this that white privilege i keep hearing about?", "Sleep>work", "This. Is. Sparta!", "STRAPLESS BOOTS! There's your problem.", "How do you know that this guy has mental issues? What if he's just a crack addict?", "So Americans know...\n\nFTFY", "In other countries, you have to essentially rent the \"trolley\" and you get your money back when you return it. In 'Murica, we like to do things the hard way to create jobs. For the foreigners, we have dedicated peons that get paid ~~shit~~ entry level wages to go out into the parking lot and bring the \"shopping carts\" back into the store so new customers can grab them. There are [dedicated cart stalls](https://i.imgur.com/VCpm0g9.jpg) where you're supposed to put your cart when you're done unloading - that takes up an entire parking space in every other row or so.", "Other places being worse off is no reason to stop desiring improvement. ", "Everyone will take their own meaning from this, and that what makes it an interesting image. The photographer was more focused with the current state of their lives, not making a judgement on their characters.\n\n[One can certainly be saddened at the circumstance the gentleman finds himself and the discrepancies of this world, but I think it's critical to see that the only thing that separates our worlds sometimes is just a small pane of glass.](http://yourshot.nationalgeographic.com/photos/2091888/)\n\nBut everyone is free to make their own assessment. La mort de l'auteur.", "[FTFY](http://thisiscommonsense.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/SocialismProblemsStarvation.jpg)", ">So you lift make shit up. Got it. \n\nWell . . . do you lift?", "Been in the making for 40+ years. This is the result of corporate reps getting into public office; it's not Trump, Republicans or Democrats, it's corporate lobbyists and private money in politics.", "There are plenty of homeless people that are there because they made poor decisions. I haven't studied homeless, but I'd say most of them are there because they didn't have anyone to help them with their mental issues. Schizophrenia, psychosis, dementia, etc. Surely there are studies I could read so I could be more informed before I blab on about something on Reddit.", "I really hope you're not actually a cop.", "Income inequality is always going to be a thing. No one made that homeless guy make the life choices he made to put himself in the position he's in, so why the guilt trip? ", ">So Americans think..\n\nCmon have you ever even seen a map? It's right in the middle!", "I'm pretty sure that's not south Sudan, i don't think there is a place that nice over there.\n\nEdit : To the guy who wrote me a very very angry DM you are confusing Sudan with South Sudan, South Sudan is one of the newest countries that sadly it's in a civil war since always, that's the reason of my comment a very poor country involved in a civil war and an ethnic conflict doesn't look like the one in the picture. \n\n[South Sudan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKmM1N0MoC4)", ">This is a great photo for r/LateStageCapitalism\n\nPretty much. If it were anything else all three of them would be lined up on the sidewalk.", ">How do you know that this guy has mental issues? What if he's just a crack addict?\n\nHows addiction not a mental issue?", "So Americans assume\n\n\n\nMade it factually correct", "But Canada is its hat.", "The shopping cart is probably what that guy or someone very much like him uses to move their stuff around. Whenever you see a weirdly out of place shopping cart, the reason is very likely to be tied to homelessness. I know you were making a joke, but I wanted to use the opportunity to shed some light for others. Edit: I guess people really hate to even hear about what homelessness looks like.", "don't think so", "Addiction is a mental issue, too.", "Art is subjective. Personally I feel this photo had more to say than just \"homelessness in America is bad\"", "... could be Haiti... or South Africa.", "Just like my anus is the center of my whole butt ", "I've heard them called buggys in the southeast. But that's what the Amish ride around in.", "I was for six years. Why would you hope that I wasn’t a police officer. I’m sharing my personal experience. Mental illness aside, the homeless population is not filled with your everyday joe who was recently laid off. They are almost always drug addicts and many of them are sex offenders. The truth is harsh, but it’s the truth nonetheless. ", "The Black struggle?", "Because he can decide whether or not to smoke crack", "He can decide whether or not he wants to spend all his money on crack though", "Wisconsin", ">Because he can decide whether or not to smoke crack\n\nAnd he could decide to hit himself in the head with a brick. You should learn more about addiction before you decide to comment on it.", "If those women in the window were white, everyone would scream that they're racists.", "yeah but those facts are offensive so you are a Trumptard. /s", "Except this was in Milwaukee in 2012 soooo.....\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1nr3sv/difference_in_social_class_a_picture_i_took/", "Don't want to be a crack addict? Don't smoke crack.\n\nIt's really not that hard.", "You'd be hard pressed to find a developed country that DOESN'T have homeless people. \n\nEven the most fair societies have cracks that people fall through, especially in a world where rich and powerful are rewarded with more riches and power, while the actual working class struggle to keep up with rising costs and responsibilities. ", "To be fair, most people I've seen collecting carts seem to have some type of developmental delay. I always thought it was good that they can still fill a job role.", "Specifically the Chipotle next to Karma and Pick n' Save, right?", ">Don't want to be a crack addict? Don't smoke crack.\n>\n>It's really not that hard.\n\nHow does that help a current crack addict? How does it make addiction not a mental issue?\n\nI'm glad everyone is smarter than you. If they weren't, we might have dentists where you go in and instead of a cleaning or a check up or anything they just say 'brush and floss everyday!' and give you a bill. You go to the doctor and you have the flu they say 'be sure to wash your hands' and send in the billing person. Captain hindsight would have his own show and cinematic universe. And veterans who've been injured in battle would be told to get fucked and 'don't go to war.' \n\nWell we actually have that last one though. ", "nobody says \"yeah i wanna be a crack addict\" when they start smoking crack.", "It also says, \"this place has great salads!\"", "When you've not only become mentally addicted to drugs but also physically addicted stopping can kill you. With a severe addiction it should be done in a controlled setting. It's really no wonder why addicts will continue to use. Withdrawal is absolute hell. Try some compassion on for size.", "Are people just giving him crack?\n\nAre people forcing him to smoke it?\n\nNobody just accidentally becomes a crack addict. Your argument is invalid.", "thinking we're doing pretty well and better than most doesn't mean we don't still desire improvement. ", "Alcohol withdrawal is the only drug withdrawal that can kill you. And even then it's pretty rare.", "Like having lunch in a restaurant.", "They're free to stop at any time", "I swear to God. Fuck the mods of this sub. I'm out.", "He could have had the decency to wake up and move out of the way of the picture...it's at least noon after all.", "t. insulated teenager. Life throws unexpected curveballs even when you make all the right decisions", "\"If I haven't had a job at 26 and am not homeless then that guy has no excuse\"\n\nClassic Alex!", "Exactly! Lol", "Not America, as there are license plates on the front right side of the cards in the reflections.", "A simple google search will say otherwise. It's never common to die from withdrawal but it can happen especially from complications like seizures if no one is around to maintain a patent airway.\n Looking at your comment history, though, you don't seem like someone that can be reasoned with. That's all I'm going to attempt to say on the matter. Have a good rest of your day, though.", "You don’t know my background. No amount of “curveballs” are enough absolve people of all personal accountability. ", "Sorry I forgot benzos. However alcohol and benzos effect the same part of the brain, so I was close enough ", "Oh yeah man you make it sound so easy, you got it all figured out.", "Is anyone actually being forced to smoke crack?", "The photo is by Collin Rodefer for National Geographic\n\nDate Taken:\tJul 12, 2012\nDate Uploaded:\tOct 10, 2013\nLocation:\tMilwaukee, Wisconsin, United States", "I don't even know what to say, sometimes it seems that not many people really care about others, especially if there are differences in lifestyle...belief...politics. ", "r/titleretardation", "\"I post in /r/pics and I have no idea what addiction is or how it works\"", "Is my previous comment somehow incorrect?", "Nothing about his comment implies he doesn't desire improvement.", "You mean the sidewalk?", "Thanks Obama", "I can't tell whether or not you're being sarcastic", "Yes.", "\"look how lazy that guy is. can't even be bothered to not be poor.\" - Americans", "How so?", "Great photo man", "Fucking white male privilege... ", "Inb4 shithole comments", "White privilege", "You're driving in the right lane, well under the speed limit, when a kid jumps in front of your car. No time to brake. That's just one scenario that might put you in jail and render you unemployable", "So what country is it? I can't make out the license plates.", "Don’t feed the troll.", "I’ve known plenty of people that have been to jail that aren’t homeless. Your life is harder of course, but it’s still your own decisions from that point that matter most.", "Just when I thought this sub couldn't get any worse ", "Yeah, I was gonna say, in some countries they would all be sleeping on the sidewalk.", "Damn white privilege. ", "The most American thing about it is the person noticing the problem, taking a picture and walking away while they post it on the internet for people like me to judge them from my phone while takin a shit. ", "Confirmed five people, two of which are not vampires. ", "Suddenly this is an ok response.", "If his only argument is that other places are worse, it does imply that's reasonable to ignore the observation. I don't know what their real feelings are about improvements on the system based on one statement, but it doesn't mean mine is out of place. ", "I donk think vampires show up in photographs either, so 5 confirmed not vampires?", "Your one those people that can't ever be wrong.", "Everyone in this photo is oppressed. ", "To your point, the man in the photo is wanted for murder in two states. He’s homeless because the guilt of what he did has destroyed him and driven him to abuse drugs, and because he was unable to integrate due to his in-hiding lifestyle.", "Hiding under foot-bridges, menacing rhymes, am I missing something?", "Even though poverty and wealth inequality exists all over the world, the US is the only rich nation that I have encountered in which people are living like this on the street, dirt poor and in rags. In my first visit to the US (west coast) I was shocked by the amount of homeless people, and the state that they were in. In western Europe, if you are homeless, you generally don't have to sleep on the street, and there will be facilities where you can shower, you will have worn but somewhat decent clothes, and there are many programs that will help you. \n\nIn the US however, homeless people tend to be in rags, are unwashed, are panhandling for money and quite obviously sleep on the streets. In many cases it's apparant that they have mental health issues and cannot really take care of themselves at all. I've traveled to a fair amount of countries (though most in Europe) and I've seen my share of poverty, but usually that is when the entire region is just poor. But in the US, you can walk through the banking district of San Francisco and some guy with snot dripping from his nose will ask you for money. \n\nSo no, that's not the rest of the world. Because in the rest of the world, in any place where society is capable of taking care of their homeless it's been my experience that they tend to do so.", "Not always the person's choice to end up like that. ", "No but the actions leading up to that are definitely his choice. ", "Is my previous comment somehow incorrect?", "Well spoken, thank you.", "Welcome to the west coast, where Democrats control everything and the taxes are high and cost of living is even higher, being poor in California is the same as being middle class in another state.", "The results of our actions aren't so clear cut. Socio-economic differences and changes change the game. I know lots of people out there who live in improvished locations who are effectively trapped.\n\nNo work, no money. No money, no way to leave the area of no work. Some risk it and just leave with whatever they have. Some succeed and can land on their feet. Others don't get lucky enough and end up on the streets where ever they fled to in order to better their lives. Chance, circumstances and human nature are all things that need consideration.\n\nThe \"git gud\" argument only carries so far. ", "What's got you all pissy? ", "I can't help but notice that his clothes are cleaner than mine and his boots are more expensive than mine. Interesting.", "so sleeping all day gets you no where in life?\n\nwho knew?", "That could be anywhere Op, you freedom hating commie bastard.", "I'd post a picture of Russia, but I don't really want to share picture of groups of raggity 10 year old children all huffing anything they can to get high to escape the reality that is Russia.\n\nThen they blame US sanctions. Maybe your gangsters at the top shouldn't have invaded and taken land from other countries in the modern world? Really needed to invade Georgia and Ukraine, huh?", "The rest of the \"rich\" world is unfortunately placed in a colder climate. France, England, Germany, and Canada all have some pretty cold, rainy, or uninhabitable climates at some point during the year if you're homeless. I agree with you that the US doesn't do anywhere near as much as it could, but the sad truth is that the West Coast US is one of the few places in the first world you can live outside and not die. If you go to Boston you find fewer homeless people too because they have to leave or die. Again, I'm not disagreeing with you here, but there it's just an additional fact to consider.", "California also has the highest GDP than any other state and most countries in the world. Places with a high cost of living generally have higher taxes. But screw facts, lets just blame Democrats.", "31 states (and D.C.) require front license plates.", "If there are so many examples of that occurring, people like you wouldn't feel the need to make up \"what if\" situations.", "In all fairness there are homeless shelters and food banks. You just have to follow the rules at the shelters which include no alcohol and drugs, a curfew and other rules that some homeless(not all) don't want to follow. But yes it could be much better, instead of having a \"war on drugs\" they could use that money on rehabilitation, education, more food banks and shelters, government programs like paying them a wage to clean up parks, streets, beaches. ", "I do not believe your personal experience is a very representative sample. I too have travelled, witnessing self mutilation in homeless populations in Spain and France (which I have never seen in the US). I also have not seen nearly as much use of children to beg for money in the US as I have abroad. You don't have to take my personal experiences at any more value than I take yours, but before you make the \"America sucks at handling this more than everyone else\" argument, do some objective research. \n\nhttps://yaleglobal.yale.edu/content/cities-grow-worldwide-so-do-numbers-homeless\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population\n\n", "So, ten people in the picture, 5 of which are note vampires.", "Because they'd all be white?", "I see some car headlights. That's 1 to 7 more. \n(If it's my America, it's a 7 passenger SUV with 1 person).", "Must be a liberal city", "I never said crew facts or that your information was wrong, but While large cities will have “more homeless people” due to being larger, they still have issues with having too many./ a homelessness epidemic. They are also democratically leaning cities.\n\nhttps://www.acsh.org/news/2016/10/13/which-cities-have-most-homeless-people-10300", "A lot of the homeless you see in the US are there because of mental health and/or addiction. Even if you become homeless for reasons other then this, it is likely that it will cause you to develop these other problems which will then make getting out of homelessness harder. This is one of the areas where the US's health care system really fucks over helping people.\n\nThere are a fair number of programs for homelessness in the US. Probably not what I'd call enough, but culturally we tend to setup programs to help people so long as they meet requirements. Like we'll help you into temporary housing and employment but you have to be drug free. To Americans this makes perfect sense, because why waste resources on people who are addicted to drugs and aren't going to really be able to maintain jobs. But the reality of the situation is this keeps people on the street where they can't really recover.\n\nLastly, America is a huge country with about 230m people or so as I recall. However there are only a few places in the country where you can really be homeless. When I lived in small towns I virtually never saw homeless people sleeping on the street. This is because if you're a panhandler there are simply not enough people to panhandle off of in small towns (plus worse mass transit and charity programs). Thus the homeless in the 3,119,884 square miles (8m sqkm) migrate to a few major cities in the US. And they tend to congregate in California or more southern cities because the winters are much more mild. That's not to say you won't find homeless people in northern cities, but if you go through some place like Atlanta it'll seem like half the damn country is homeless, but really this is just an area where a lot come to.", "I love the look of shock in the dude’s face on the side of the screen. ", "There are plenty of homeless shelters etc for the homeless to bathe and get help. If they are turned away it is usually due to violence.\n\nYou can't tell why a person is begging for change when on the street. Scores of times I've offered food to homeless for them to only say \"I don't want food, just cash (for drugs).\"\n\nThe USA also has the highest percentage of immigration rates, diversity, and other such metrics in the world. It isn't difficult to have a country with relatively few homeless when the country is +98% homogeneous, been established for +500 years, and is the size of Maine.", "Texas doesn't have the same problems, has far lower taxes, and a GDP that's closing in on $2 trillion.", "There aren't that many rich conutries with higher ratios of homelessness. But I guess that would defeat your patriotism.", "But the US is so hot right now. If OP had only thrown in an image of Trump it'd get an extra 10k Karma.", "He felt the \"need\" because people are quick to say white people are racist in situations where that is not the case, and it's not good to do that. Congrats on figuring out a way to say white people are racist in response to a complaint about misplaced accusations of racism. ", "lmao", "Vatican City... I'm lost after that though.", "yes, your whole argument is incorrect. Do some research before dropping baseless comments or stop trolling on a sensitive topic.", "So just because some guy is taking a nap on the street you gotta mack him for it?!", ">Are people just giving him crack?\n\nIrrelevant\n\n>Are people forcing him to smoke it?\n\nNo his addiction is\n\n>Nobody just accidentally becomes a crack addict. Your argument is invalid.\n\nNobody purposely becomes one either. Your scope of reality is narrow to the point of repulsive. You are invalid. ", "Wrong: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population", "Do you know that other countries have systems put in place for men who have been made homeless because of a divorce (looking at you Italy).\n\nWe don't actually care if men are homeless after a divorce. ", "Who's forcing them to buy and smoke crack?", "No, it doesn't. I'm proud of where I come from despite the fact that it has problems. I hope most folks can feel the same way about where they come from. ", "Aparently homelessness even exists there, but it's very small, just a tiny slice of overall homelessness in Rome. Apparently Pope Francis set up a new homeless shelter just outside the Vatican walls. \n\nhttps://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/11/pope-francis-homeless-shelter_n_7562672.html", "Photographer lives in Wisconsin. ", "Yeah like many European countries have more homeless than the US proportionally speaking \n", "I would like to add Germany (Berlin) to this same sample as well. Richest city in Germany, most homeless people I have ever seen in Germany. I lived there for 6 months and have been robbed by gypsies and their children multiple times.", "Sweden's homelessness rate is double that of the United States.\n\nedit with facts:\n[The homelessness rate in the United States is 17.7 homeless people per 10,000 citizens or ~0.18%.](https://endhomelessness.org/homelessness-in-america/homelessness-statistics/state-of-homelessness-report/)\n\n[Sweden's homelessness rate when last measured in 2011 was 0.36% of the population, which was up from the previous census in 2005.](https://www.thelocal.se/20150115/a-portrait-of-sweden-in-ten-statistics) There are both claims that the rate is overinflated because the Swedes use a very broad definition of homelessness, and overly conservative as it does not adequately account for the surge of migrants over the last ten years.", ">Irrelevant\n\nNope.\n\n>His addiction is\n\nThen he simply lacks willpower. That's like telling someone it's not their fault for being overweight when they eat fast food for every meal", "Uk alone has almost the same amount of homeless as the US even though they are 5 times smaller population wise ", "Addicts can choose to recover, to be sure, but addiction also causes compulsive behavior in the brain as a result of long term alterations in brain chemistry. The effects of the drug drives irrational and self harming behavior, but most importantly:\n\nAddiction compromises moral agency.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moral_agency\n\nThe best policy is one of responsibility, but not blame.\n\nhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3736117/", "the body of the addict, if the addict stops on the drop of a dime it could be potentially lethal to their bodies and minds. Like previously stated, do some research.", "Sad to hear. I do hope to visit Germany one day, though. ", "Just the same in York UK, ", "Well, at least Europe. I remember seeing drunks on the sidewalk in Italy next to an outdoor cafe. And donne shooing them off \"their\" patch of sidewalks when they were cleaning them in the morning. Where it differs from the U.S. is they usually gave the drunk a brioche to eat when shooing them.", "> rich", "Yeah, I have traveled a fair ton to Europe and have the exact opposite anecdotal evidence. I am from Baltimore, which is seen as bad by American standards, and I was shocked by some of the homelessness I saw in some European cities.\n\nBy far the worst case of homelessness I have ever seen was in London last winter. We went to a West End show and saw probably several dozens of homeless people sitting and sleeping on the sidewalks in Leicester Square and the surrounding, very crowded areas. If they were towards the middle of the sidewalk, people would be stepping over them and if they were sleeping on the side of a building, the walking path of people would curve around them. I have seen an occasional homeless person sleeping on a bench or ones who were sleeping in front of a place like a Church that was giving them food, but never anything like this before in an area with so much foot traffic. ", "I hope not.", "Damn rich black women, taking all the money!", "Holy crap, what the hell is happening in Egypt? A fifth of the population is homeless? Not to mention Guinea where majority of population is homeless, guess the definition is broader than I thought. ", "This is Trump's America", "Texas has a much much lower cost of living. And they've also taken a lot of money from the federal government to fight homelessness, not exactly the republican thing to do.", "Indeed it is", "You're still wrong. Feel free to follow the link I provided you ", "It's Milwaukee. Jul 12, 2012. by Collin Rodefer for National Geographic", "And yet, you didn't even look at the table seeing that US has one of the lowest homeless rates even among first world countries..", "So you're saying they are free to stop at any time. I'm glad we're on the same page\n\n", "The wealth inequality and how about 1/5 of the population just dies because they can't afford medical attention. America is the land of the free only if you have money. ", "I've worked at homeless shelters along the east coast through my church and they do get the help they need. We just have so many that you would see alot on the streets that refuse assistance to get back at a stable life. If you do not follow the requirements they have for you to receive assistance they would drop you. Drugs, employment (keeping a job) or have a criminal background. \n\nThere are people who claim to live better homeless then a regular life. Referring to the ones panhandling and stealing not the ones being self sufficient while living outside.", "Ha!, spoken like an ignorant american. ", "You contradict your own point. Since he feels that there are so many actual examples of this occurring, then making this not-so-farfetched statement is therefore reasonable to point out this contradiction. \n \nFrom your POV, I think you meant, \"I don't think this really occurs, so your \"what if\" statement is farfetched.\"", "They simply don't have the willpower to overcome their desires. \n\nBesides alcohol/benzo withdrawal is the only drug withdrawal that can kill you. And even then it's very rare", "How does stating fact make me ignorant?", "That's not even close to what I'm saying.", "maby they were just stating where the picture was taken.", "I agree with this. Americans don't seem to care about each other like most other nationalities do. ", "> the vast majority of the homeless population were repeat sex offenders.\n\nThe vast majority of the police population are repeat sex offenders. FTFY. Now how do you like being generalized?", "> witnessing self mutilation in homeless populations in Spain and France\n\nWhat does this prove?\n\nSo America cares about kids but adults can go fuck themselves if they fall through the cracks?", "* US: 0.18%\n* Netherlands: 0.19%\n* France: 0.21%\n* Sweden: 0.36%\n* Australia: 0.43%\n* UK: 0.50%\n* Canada: 0.50%\n* Germany 1.04%\n* Russia: 3.50%\n\nWe've got plenty of social problems in the US, but relatively speaking, homelessness per capita is not too bad here.\n\n\n^^[Source.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population)", "The key difference here is that if you get sick or hurt yourself in America with no healthcare and no money you are basically fucked. \n\n", "Truth", "Democrats, hahaha. Get you head out of your ass fool! ", "No way!", "“A total of approximately 34 000 people, according to the definition formulated by the National Board of Health and Welfare, were reported as homeless or excluded from the regular housing market during the measurement week. This group includes people who live under very different conditions and have different needs for support from the community. 4 500 people were in acute homelessness, of which 280 were sleeping rough. 5 600 people received institutional care or lived in different forms of category housing. 13 900 people lived in long-term housing solutions (the secondary housing market), provided by the social services in the municipalities. 6 800 persons lived in short-term insecure housing solutions that they had organized themselves.”\n\nI’m not sure how homelessness is categorized in the US but I highly doubt that we would have twice as many people sleeping outside, especially considering the harsh winters. \n\nSource: http://www.socialstyrelsen.se/publikationer2012/homelessnessinsweden2011\n\nThis is however from 2012 and I can’t really find any updated statistics so it might have changed by now but I haven’t heard it reported much over here. ", "No, The many help the few because people are equal. You have been brainwashed. ", "Berlin is the richest city in germany? Where did you get that info from? ", "Don't show the Democrats this, it'll become propaganda. ", "\"Addicts can choose to recover\"\n\n", "My friend when down to the states from canada and is a doctor and he says your system is fucked and a good portion of the populous falls through the cracks. Soooo.", "It's also not a reason to belittle criticism. ", "> BUT HEY, FUCK THE POOR, RIGHT?\n\nWe're talking about crack addicts not poor people. Try to stay on topic, please.", "Said by someone that has never left their hometown... or their mothers basement. ", "Why is the percent of homeless in the US so much lower than the UK, Australia, or new Zealand? ", ">>Irrelevant\n>\n>Nope.\n\nYep. It doesn't matter if he's getting it for free from magic fairies, or paying double retail. I really could give a rats ass.\n\n>>His addiction is\n>\n>Then he simply lacks willpower.\n\nIncorrect. There's a point when it takes more than willpower to stop using a substance without risk of actual damage to your physical body, most notably your nervous system and brain. That point is often referred to as addiction.\n\n> That's like telling someone it's not their fault for being overweight when they eat fast food for every meal\n\nLol no.\n\nKinda sad though. I thought the vast majority of people were over this ridiculous 'mind over matter' bullshit. Your mind is made of matter, stranger! I genuinely wonder what you think your brain is made out of though. \nImagination? \n", "Sick anecdote, brah", "Is my previous comment somehow incorrect?", "I love this logic. America is bad but not as bad as south Sudan so america is good. \n\nfucking rediculous. ", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population\n\nAlso try to keep in mind that for Sweden, those numbers are from 2011 which was long before they let millions of refugees in the country. The actual homeless rate is probably 10 or 20 times what it is in the US now.\n\nMy mistake...100s of thousands of refugees, then. The homeless rate is still going to go up signficantly due to refugees", "Who's forcing them to buy and smoke crack?", "Nah, not really. In most of the world it would be three people living on the street", "Just don't get sick. :)", "Says the democrat with their mascot as an actual ass", "Why are we allowing all these commenters from shithole subreddits?", "This person has written six words and you can somehow glean that much information about them? Grow up", "Ergo poverty and the wealth gap is everywhere. Not just in the states ", "Actually, if you are on welfare (no money), healthcare is essentially free. I have family members who use the emergency room as a primary care physician for their kids because they don't want to make dr appointments and they don't pay a dime. I pay 200 deductible if myself or my wife/kids go to the ER (insurance throughh my job). They also get free housing and food. These aren't hypothetical people, this is my SILs family who lives 10 mins from me. They also have enough cash to pay for cigarettes and an entire fridge full of dozens and dozens of monster energy drinks (not hypothetical, either)", ".5% of Canada's population is homeless.\n.5% of the UK's population is homeless.\n.21% of France's population is homeless.\n.18% of the US's population is homeless\n0% of Japan's population is homeless.\n\nSo, for three of the four countries you think have greater income equality, they have bigger homeless populations than the US.\n\nYou have inadvertently made the argument that income equality leads to homelessness.", ">Who's forcing them to buy and smoke crack?\n\nAddiction", "Why, exactly, is the percentage of homeless higher in the UK or Australia than im the US?", "Mind of Matter. You desires only control you if you let them.", "Technically it's Obamas America, seeing as how this was posted [four years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1nr3sv/difference_in_social_class_a_picture_i_took)", ">Mind of Matter. You desires only control you if you let them.\n\n impossible. 'mind over matter' is meaningless garbage. Your mind is matter. \n\nAlso, Addiction is not desire. Not even close.", ">'mind over matter' is meaningless garbage\n\nAre you implying that freewill doesn't exist? lol ok", "there is a tunnel right next to Saint Peter's that is FULL of homeless people. Some even have mattresses they sleep on leaving little room to walk. Granted it's right outside the walls. \n", "Not homeless is better than homeless ", "The total population of Sweden is roughly 10 million people. \n\nMillions of refugees were not accepted into Sweden in the last few years. several hundred thousands, yes and that is a lot compared to the total population, but it was not millions of refugees.", "America, land of the free... free to rot in ditch", "The difference being socialized medicine. Also over prescribed drugs. ", "It’s in front of a Chipotle in Milwaukee. The one on Ogden to be specific. ", "Found another basement dweller! You don't hide as well as you used to... ", "Why da hell are they bringing in refugees if they’ll just end up living on the street??", "In Nazi Germany or Soviet Union the man would be fed, sheltered and educated. All for free of charge.", "I agree that lobbyists and money in politics are major contributors to inequality. Citizen's United was ruled by conservative judges, and republicans largely approve of it. And Trump has made the swamp much worse. Gerrymandering is another major issue causing inequality, and it is worse for democrats: http://www.businessinsider.com/partisan-gerrymandering-has-benefited-republicans-more-than-democrats-2017-6 ", "There is no left and right you ass. ", ">>'mind over matter' is meaningless garbage\n>\n>Are you implying that freewill doesn't exist? lol ok\n\nAre you implying that the human brain isn't matter?\n\n Are you implying that something other than the human brain controls our actions? \n\nAre you claiming to have evidence of that?\n\nI guarantee that, given enough pain for enough time, I could control you. That's how addiction works by the way.", "If the democratic policies to “fight poverty” worked so well, why is it still a pressing issue? It may not be the republican thing to do on paper, but it sure isn’t the thing the Democrats do in real life action.", "first hand experience and countless hours of conversation while analysing numbers is nothing to scoff at. ", "Saw a political cartoon like this. But that one had pricetags with it: The ladies have a negative balance (creditcard) while the homeless guy had a positive amount of 25 cents.", "Lol chill out no ones trying to fight with you, just mosey on down to your rat hole and stop throwing hands at everyone.", "There are no countries on Earth with 100% homelessness. You're mistaken.", "Because the US is obviously fudging their numbers. ", "in England this morning I saw a man on spice hitting his head against the window of McDonalds\n\nThis America place looks so peaceful", "Lol, a guy you know visited one small part once and now it's gospel to you how he felt? ", "...source?", "Because it is not fact. The earth's core is at the center of the planet. New york might be the economic center but that is not what you said. ", "/r/titlegore ?", "All the title says is \"America.\" There's no other context other than the fact that his happened in America. You're making a lot of assumptions to suggest that OP is saying this only happens there", "Probably the same reason why we never get any gun control, because republicans spend all their effort in burning down the government.", "God bless you if it’s good to ya", "yeah, lots of people too lazy to get jobs here.", "So are you saying it’s time to overthrow the Bourgeoisie?", "Because homelessness is only a problem in America.", "fuck off yeah? this could be any country in reality...more America bashing...", "[Imagination](https://i.imgur.com/U0HNEbN.jpg)", "More like India. You see this kind of wealth disparity all over the place. Stayed in a hotel that was built like a fortress with no windows facing the street, all the windows faced inwards to the courtyard. When I asked why I was told, \"So seeing the poor do not bother our guests.\"", "Hmmmm, people are not equal? \n\nRussia made it to space before the USA. Just because things have been accomplished through capitalism does not mean it couldn't have been done another way. \n\nAll that I enjoy is not the product of capitalism. If fact the things I enjoy the most (friendship, family, love) have nothing to do with capitalism. ", "Thank you, saved me the trouble.", "He has been there for 5 years and traveled around the country and I talk to him regularly. ", "It kind of is though. ", "> You have been brainwashed\n\nThe irony. ", "Found the privileged white kid. ", "Don't forget the vast natural resources.", "* Percent of homeless population in Canada: 0.5%\n\n* Percent of homeless population in USA: 0.18%\n\nCanada has a bigger homeless problem than the US.\n\n[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population)\n", "The fuck are you talking about? There are desolate dirty homeless in literally every nation on the planet. ", "10 minutes from my house, I saw a human being begging for food or money in front of a grocery store, while across the parking lot is a store selling gourmet dog treats.\n\nWealth gap, man...", "So explain to me why America gets to get shit on by god damn everyone regardless of how bad or good we are. It's crap like this where we have a very small homeless population compared to our size yet somehow we are the face of homelessness? We have fewer homeless per capita then canada, the United kingdom, germany, and France. Now, is homelessness still an issue that must be dealt with? Yes but this is just karma whoring by shitting on America. ", "It is a whole lot compared to their tiny country.\nEnough to make a real big impact.", "No, the white guy is sitting in back office of the restaurant counting his money and smoking a cuban cigar.", "It was takin in Wisconsin ", "What part of this doesnt exist in America? ", "This thread's pretty toxic. Mostly because the arguments on both sides are either \"It's all the homeless guy's fault\" or \"it's entirely society's fault.\" I'm pretty sure we all know that life is a lot more nuianced then black and white, and that if we continue to adopt those stances, no meaningful discourse about anything is possible. Perhaps the reason these problems still presist in our society is that we're all so certain about how righteous our side of every arguement is, that we won't even entertain the arguements of the other side, thus nothing ever changes.", "But what you just said is inaccurate. A normal, everyday guy with gumption, is not going to end up on the streets. If I was laid off tomorrow, I’d immediately grab the most menial job/s to keep a roof over my head. Someone with a severe alcohol/drug addiction is “married to the needle”, as we used to say. Go ahead and dump money into their cups, you are just supporting their habits. ", "A lot of people in denial in this comment thread.\n\nAll that you know from this post is that this picture was taken in America... there are no statistics about homelessness. I think regardless of how you try to spin it in your head, this picture has a very powerful message.\n\nYou can be living as a modern day king/queen and be completely desensitized to the suffering of people around you. Does that subtract from our humanity?", "Could be anywhere......", "I was furthering a point.", "That's not the whole world, that's the entirety of human history.", "Why are people getting defensive about this post? OP never said this only happened in America...", "Yes, there is only homelessness in America. You're so edgy, OP\n\n", "The gov't would carry the homeless man's insurance, assuming he has no money, or very little, he would qualify for medicaid which is subsidized by taxpayers through the program- free to him.", "Maybe title it Drugs: Choose wisely", "[truck fump!](http://i.imgur.com/BFO01C3.png?1)", "The result of imperialism.", "Wow what a pussy. Who gets this upset about seeing a picture on the internet? Thanks for the sensible chuckle. ", "It's not even a good picture. It's poorly framed and not tightly focused. Smells like high school. ", "Yea, well, America isn't the best anymore. We're just the ones who spend the most on military - that's the only thing we're the best at. \n\nWe don't have the best schools.\n\nWe don't have the best infra. \n\nWe (certainly) don't have the best healthcare. \n\nWe don't have the least corruption.\n\nWord is out. We aren't as good as we think we are. ", "But it IS in America. ", "This is true. I work extensively with the poor and homeless and many have mental health issues. ", "> Canada, France, the U.K. and Japan have low income inequality.\n\nUh, Canada is pretty bad, our wages are on par with the US but everything is a lot more expensive. Much of the middle class are in debt and low income earners are struggling to afford the basics. With interest rates on the rise now, as much as 30% of Canadians might go bankrupt: https://globalnews.ca/news/3962467/credit-card-debt-savings-canadians/", "If you show me some examples of communism working, I'd listen to the arguments from that side. I haven't seen any yet though. ", "Well really there is 4.", "As opposed to logic \"America is not perfect, so America sucks\"?\n", ">overall\n", "What about all of the tent cities we see on the news and on the internet. And I agree we treat our illegals and refugees much better than our poor citizens. ", "I'm Mexican and from a lower middle class family", "Lol im sure it is! None of the European countries are, though. No history of corruption on that continent!", "America is the greatest country in the world. This is fact.", "What context Is missing? The context is the world, and this Is a view of part of it ", "I don't think we are amazing all around but focus on the crap that is real! How can we make strides as a society if people are always trying to find a reason to shit on us, which in turn muddies the waters so no one can see what the real issues are. ", "America, the beautiful!", "Socialized medicine made those countries have a higher percentage of homeless compared to the US?", "DAE stupid orange impeach?", "And teh center of your butt hole.", "but OP never said this didnt happen in other places. This photo is of a storefront in America. Are you saying massive wealth divides are not a staple of the American economic system? You all seem like the kids on the playground who cried \"But Tommy did it too!\" ", "You don't have first hand experience or hours of conversation while analyzing numbers.\n\nYour \"friend\" does", "I'm skeptical of the stats on Malawi etc reporting like 90% homelessness...", "There's a Chevy Malibu in the reflection.", "If I had the choice between going homeless tomorrow in the US vs live in many other countries, I'd stay in the US.", "Hey that's exactly like [insert location here]!", "Pretty sure the whole point is that you're supposed to make assumptions. Otherwise it would have been given a more descriptive title like \"This picture shows how pleasant it is when restaurants have tables facing the windows. And, oh, also a homeless guy.\"\n\nThe whole point of labeling it as just \"America\" is to create the exact type of speculation and debate that is going on in this thread.", "What? I was saying that I've witnessed self mutilation in adults in Spain and France. What does this have to do with America telling adults to \"go fuck themselves if they fall through the cracks.\" \n\nBesides, I was making the larger point that individual observations don't \"prove\" anything. Instead, we have better data to consult other than individual redditor's travel experiences, which Karma whore for those \"America sucks at this worse than everyone else\" points. ", "Not true, you can walk in to any emergency and they are required by law to help you.\n", "Seems the trolls aren’t as subtle as they used to be either. \n\nTo anyone reading this, just don’t respond to him. Rule #1 of the internet is “Don’t feed the trolls”", "They aren't \"bringing them in\" and my understanding is most don't wind up living on the street. The Swedish government places them in government housing in an attempt to get a fairly even spread of refugees all over the country. People have strong feelings about weather or not this is a good plan.", ">I guarantee that, given enough pain for enough time, I could control you\n\nNo you couldn't", "Fucking christ... Just zoom in! Does no one know how to frame a shot?", "Overall all implies a majority. Homeless represent less than 0.2% of the total population.", "America", "Lived in Berlin 25 years, never been robbed by gypsies...\nAnd Berlin is one of the poorest of the big cities in germany, and the one with the highest unemployment rate.\nWhen i was in San Francisco the homeless problem was a lot more severe and the condition of the homeless people much worse than in Berlin, tbh. Edit: a letter", "How so?", "This is like a Banksy painting", "Right, but this is a photo for a magazine, National Geographic. It's supposed to be visually striking. Do you not think there was a story that accompanied this photo that detailed the wealth divide in America? ", "Could be shithouse subreddit.", "America doesn't do particularly well with their poor...", "Wow. This is a professional photgraph for a magazine? Message aside, it honestly looks like someone just snapped a picture on their phone. Horrible quality. Glare from the window on their faces.", "“Literally any nation with an economy that allows for some people to live a comfortable life and some to be homeless”", "That’s why the Democrats shut it down, that’s why liberals are the ones torching schools for having conservative speakers on campus? Gun control doesn’t solve anything as people going though legal means will still get them legally. \n\n\nAlso in a popular sub reddit\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/UpliftingNews/comments/7s5b82/city_in_texas_funds_program_to_pay_homeless/?st=JCQN5RKE&sh=43758ca8", "Because there is no maturity requirement on the internet.", ">Do you not think there was a story that accompanied this photo that detailed the wealth divide in America?\n\nOP didn't provide one. The only context provided is \"America.\" That's pretty vague to me.", "Did Collin Rodefer do anything to help that guy? or just take his picture and share it?", "I mean if you have to ask...", "Yes because poverty didn't exist before that.", "Germany is a welfare state. A system whereby the government undertakes to protect the health and well-being of its citizens, especially those in financial or social need.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nsure it happens to some people here in Germany but not because our state failed... but because these people don't want to get support.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNobody has to live on street in Germany. that's not the whole world.\n \n\n\n\n\nEDIT: Sure there are exceptions to every rule. ", "I was also you argue you are pretty insulated from homeless populations if that is your view. Besides those with medical issues, you have to burn a shit ton of bridges to not have a single friend or family member who wouldn't lend you a couch until you could get back on your feet. Obviously, this isn't true in every single situation but in most cases to end up homeless and on the street you have to make a bunch of wrong decisions. Source: I get to enjoy homeless people yelling up in my face for no reason as I walk to work. Generally, there is some kind of drug addiction combined with a shitty personality. The ones who are just down on their luck are usually able to rebound out of homelessness within 6 months and you never even notice them. I used to hold a view similar to yours until I actually had to interact with homeless on a daily basis. You're probably just not a good person if you are threatening to beat up or stab people who don't give you money. It's a good chance that kind of behavior is exactly why they are homeless. Drug addicts might have a hard to control drug addiction now but they were still the ones who of sober mind decided to do those drugs in the first place. I would say you're both kind of right in a way but the situation is greyer than either of you are making it out to be. The situation isn't completely one way or the other is the point I'm trying to make. I know plenty of good homeless people too I was just listing the bad ones/experiences as a counter to your comment. ", "I mean, if you're unable to answer...", "I don't think you understand the definition of context.", "Depends on your definition of homeless.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_the_United_States - Homelessness is the condition of person or persons lacking \"A fixed, regular, and adequate nighttime residence\"\n\nI think that would suggest someone in a shelter has a home. I think in Canada we don't consider that a home.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_Canada - Homelessness describes the situation of an individual or family without stable, permanent, appropriate housing, or the immediate prospect, means and ability of acquiring it.\n\nComparing statistics between countries is extremely difficult.", "> Hmmmm, people are not equal?\n\nNo, no they aren't. A brilliant scientist that finds a cure to a disease and saves millions of lives is not equal to a criminal that commits murder. ", "Depends on your definition of homeless.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_the_United_States - Homelessness is the condition of person or persons lacking \"A fixed, regular, and adequate nighttime residence\"\n\nI think that would suggest someone in a shelter has a home. I think in Canada we don't consider that a home.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_Canada - Homelessness describes the situation of an individual or family without stable, permanent, appropriate housing, or the immediate prospect, means and ability of acquiring it.\n\nComparing statistics between countries is extremely difficult.", "It could be Canada, the people in the restaurant look so friendly.", "Yeah no idea why you got downvoted; you're right about why they're \"randomly\" placed around places. ", "You arent good at this", "Look at your first comment in this chain. Theres a reason people downvoted it, because it's ignorant and childish. Hence me guessing you were a stupid privileged white kid. You, however, corrected me on two of those accusations. At which point I apologized and corrected my thinking, removed \"privileged white\" and was left with \"stupid kid\"\n\nHope this clears up the thought process. ", "Hahaha it's hilarious a lot of comments are \"this is the rest of the world too\" as if it's acceptable anywhere when we have the means to solve the problem - we're just living in a collective false consciousness where we think exchanging some paper is the way to build a house", "> That’s why the Democrats shut it down\n\nA temporary shutdown is better than permanently slashed budgets and appointing leaders that are either against the department they're supposed to be running, or incompetent.\n\n>that’s why liberals are the ones torching schools for having conservative speakers on campus\n\nOh yeah, some drunken college kids started a riot. Better blame half the country for it.\n\n>Gun control doesn’t solve anything as people going though legal means will still get them legally.\n\nLaws against murder don't solve anything because people still murder each other.", "This was taken at a Chipotle if you look at the bowls and beverages.", "So people with money shouldn't be allowed to enjoy it without constantly thinking about how others have it worse?\n\nFuck off with this outrage bait.", "Seems like enough people have already pointed out that this is just your usual out-of-context generalization of an entire country socioeconomic situation. But let's also point out that they probably paid for whatever they're wearing and eating with credit and are more in debt than the guy on the sidewalk.", "I mean, its just a Chipotle...", "Oh please. That's such a stupid generalization and you have no way to actually back that statement up. Nor do I believe you've even visited enough countries to be able to make such a claim.", "Dude, the context is like, the whole universe man. ", "\"US Politics\"? What dumb point is this even trying to make?", "They drink the blood of music? Or the blood of very large phones? I am so confused.", "All it takes is a visit to both countries to know that in no way are these figures comparable. ", "This utterly unbelievable that someone somewhere has a billion in the bank just chillin while everyday people die from hunger. While just 1 million could feed every homeless person in Phoenix 8 or 9 times, this world is fucked.", "Man, I thought these sort of pictures weren't supposed to show up on r/pics ?? I make it a point to not click on politically charged links, and then this shows up and ruffles my feathers.", "Yep.", "r/trashy", ">>I guarantee that, given enough pain for enough time, I could control you\n>\n>No you couldn't\n\nYou've never been compelled by pain to act? Never ever? Pain never made you open a bottle of aspirin?", "Agreed ", "I disagree. Love, friends and family existed long before capitalism and will continue to exist long after you simpleton notion of the world ceases.", "who in the fucking world is upvoting this...are people getting dumber or are there just more people on reddit these days, I don't think it was ever this bad ", "[It's at +3 right now](https://i.imgur.com/fpOguTA.png)\n\nSo how is it ignorant or childish?", "We live in the most selfish country on the planet. When will it ever change?", "34 and counting. Your assumptions betray you. ", "What the fuck does this even mean? Are we supposed to feel bad for the bum and hate the women who didn't destroy their lives with booze? Or are we supposed to say that these women should care about a guy they never met because he's poor and/or the same race as they are? Reddit gets worse everyday.", "Or carriages. But not trolleys.", "The definition: the set of circumstances or facts that surround a particular event, situation, etc. \n\nLiving on the earth and being a human is the context ", "Are all men created equal?\n\nWhat makes you better than the bum on the street? ", "Guess my comment hit too close to home.", "I'm so embarrassed that the US is the last nation on Earth that has poverty.", "Most white people are racist. White countries are the only countries with race problems. Non white countries have zero race problems, across the entire world. Let that sink in for a bit. It is a hard to swallow fact, but you can fix this. Start by voting democrat these midterms, they are the only party that's taking a strong stand against white privilege and racism", "> In Nazi Germany or Soviet Union the man would be fed, sheltered and educated. All for free of charge.\n\nThat dude is black. In [Nazi Germany](https://www.ushmm.org/wlc/en/article.php?ModuleId=10005479), he would have been persecuted, sterilized, experimented on or murdered.\n\nI don't know what the fuck you're on, u/moms_____spaghetti, but it ain't reality.\n\n", "Homeless shelters are hardly regular residences so I don't think they are counted in the US. I think those numbers are accurate but if we were going to delve into the \"why\" it's probably because Canada has a larger portion of the population concentrated in cities than the US. Cities for whatever complex reasons tend to breed more homeless populations than rural areas. I would agree with the statement that it is hard to compare facilities, resources, etc that are built to help homelessness between the two countries. The numbers themselves might not tell the whole story, but that being said I still stand by my implied assertion that the comment I originally replied to is misleading and wrong when comparing the US to Canada. ", "And they will then bill you 10's of thousand of dollars which will fuck your life up too. You can't win in the states. ", "Haha...looks like you attended the Harvey Weinstein school of choosing usernames. ", "/r/im13andthisisdeep", "Even that seems foreign to me. When I hear \"carriage\" I think of [this.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Hovsorgvagn_berlinare%2C_h%C3%B6ger_sida_-_Livrustkammaren_-_31021.tif/lossy-page1-1200px-Hovsorgvagn_berlinare%2C_h%C3%B6ger_sida_-_Livrustkammaren_-_31021.tif.jpg) I would guess the states that neighbor Canada use this?", "This would never happen in a true communist state.\n\nAll three would be starving.", "No, I do too.", "What if...what if we are all the context? ", "How so?", "I've lived in the Netherlands for about 3 years now and I've only seen people sleeping on the streets like this maybe 4 times.\n\nSure, lots of drunk British tourists, but that's another problem.", "I hope somebody bought him a meal from that restaurant. Or at least a coffee and a muffin. ", "Perception is half the battle, homeless isn't the only thing I see, it speaks about inequality and society turning a blind eye, Making us forget about being human, how can you be happy with suffering in front of you unless you have been conditioned to do so? ", "i was planning on stopping there and grabbing dinner after work. weird.", "Hahah, no it is not!\n\nhttps://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/posts/pisa-2012-results-overview%20graph%201_larger.jpg\n\nThe only thing the USA wins at is the biggest military. \n\nHave you ever been outside America?, I think you would be very surprised how nice the rest of the world is. ", "They won't be able to hoard that money for much longer. Democrats are going to sweep the upcoming elections and all of that money is going to people who need it", "I never said it sucked, but it need desperate work. ", "Relatively minor problems require desperate work?", "The funniest thing to me about this picture. Is that those women are definitely either lower middle class or lower class judging by the clothes, purse, and hair. It screams sundays after church lunch to me.\n\n", "This is not true. They still have to treat you. If you are a homeless person with nothing they can't turn you away. ", "Honestly it doesn’t matter how the people who need it get it, it only matters that they get it, leave all the political bs out of it", "That's definitely not Germany.", "Americans work like Socialists. The weekend was never part of big business’ plan. It was fought for and won by the Labor Movement of the late 19th and early 20th Century — a movement that was full of Socialists. In 1938, Congress passed the Fair Labor Standards Act which established the 40-hour work-week, minimum wage, and eliminated child labor.\n\n\nAmerica runs on Socialism. Whenever you drive on a highway, drive across a bridge, get electricity from a dam, or go to a school or hospital, you’re probably partaking in American Socialism. To pull the country out of the Great Depression, over 30,000 public works programs were sponsored by the government under FDR’s administration. Infrastructure. Infrastructure that’s now crumbling even with President Obama’s 2009 stimulus package which tried to pull us out of the most recent Wall Street-induced meltdown.\n\nThe New Deal wasn’t labeled Socialism except by it’s critics. FDR defended it by saying “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. The New Deal also provided unemployment insurance and Social Security, making sure you can get back on your feet if you lose your job, and you’re taken care of when you get old.\n\nThe military — the one area of spending that no one would dare call Socialist, and yet, it’s largely funded by you — the taxpayer. Strange — for all the wars the U.S. has fought trying to stop Socialist ideas, you’d think that war was a Capitalist venture. Around 27% of your tax dollars goes to fund the biggest and most expensive military in the world, with a budget of 598.5 billion dollars. Compare that to spending on Social Security/Unemployment (29.1 billion); education (70 billion); science (29.7 billion); and infrastructure (96 billion.)\n\nCorporations love Socialism. Welfare is one of those things that’s bad-mouthed for being Socialist because why take care of the needy? But what about corporate welfare? Since 2000, Uncle Sam has given 68 billion in business grants and tax credits, 2/3 of which has gone to large corporations. Transportation and energy are the biggest beneficiaries. Even some of the biggest corporations like WalMart encourage their employees to use food stamps and other government services because apparently the most profitable company in the world can’t afford to pay its’ employees a liveable wage. It’s almost like Socialism is fine if it helps the rich, but terrible if it helps everyone else.", "I'm in MA, so close enough?", "I have been to the USA many times and I can almost be certain they are lying about their homeless numbers. ", "No one can argue the fact that countries with white people in them have race problems... but if you think there aren't ethnic tensions in countries with few white people you are being willfully ignorant. ", "Lies. ", ">The most American thing about it is the person noticing the problem, taking a picture and walking away while they post it on the internet for people like me to judge them from my phone while takin a shit. \n\nAnd that huge disposable beverage cup", "Withdrawal from crack isn't going to kill them. They just need to sweat it out for a few days. It's really not that hard", "And let me guess, you have a scientific method to determine exactly how nice each country's citizens are to each other? Or are you just pulling your observations out of your ass.", "You simply can't handle our freedom", "A sense of community is brainwashed? I feel sorry for you. ", "NotMyProblem", "Youre not as good at your weird little hobby as you think you are. Get better. ", "That’s because they either simply don’t allow immigration into their country or they killed all their minorities. Also, what about China and Tibet? Or Myanmar and Muslims? Or the genocide of Jews is Muslim countries? ", "look at all that male privilege... DISGUSTING ", "You understand socialism and communism are very different things, right? Nothing i said was at all critical of socialism", "What's with the hostility?", "And getting 2000 karma for it.\n\nNever change, Reddit.", "Shutdown was to allow more time for daca.\n\nThose aren’t drunk college kids, it’s liberal obsessed, communist loving, anti conservative, Berkley Students.... \n\nIt’s organized by antifa\n\nThank you for proving my own point. See laws don’t solve issues because people that obey, well......tend to obey. \n\n\nAlso what did gun control have to do with anything about the previous conversation? List the argument so you changed topic and lost on it too?", "Not true at all\n\nhttp://m.dw.com/en/germany-150-percent-rise-in-number-of-homeless-since-2014/a-41376766", "No, not really. Claiming the whole earth and all of humanity is the context completely decontextualizes it. It's the exact opposite of the definition you provided. ", "Remember though, alot of these homeless people in London go back to their 5 bedroom house in their mercedes at the end of the day.", "Not if you are poor, they will sign you up for medicaid. It is the middle-class that gets stuck with bill- it doesnt affect the rich.\nMost responsible people have insurance in case an emergency hits. ", " http://m.dw.com/en/germany-150-percent-rise-in-number-of-homeless-since-2014/a-41376766", "What's that have to do topic being discussed? It's not your problem but it very well could be, better knock on wood to be safe ", ">Actually, if you are on welfare (no money), healthcare is essentially free. I have family members who use the emergency room as a primary care physician for their kids because they don't want to make dr appointments and they don't pay a dime. I pay 200 deductible if myself or my wife/kids go to the ER (insurance throughh my job). They also get free housing and food. These aren't hypothetical people, this is my SILs family who lives 10 mins from me. They also have enough cash to pay for cigarettes and an entire fridge full of dozens and dozens of monster energy drinks (not hypothetical, either)\n\nYeah go to the emergency with anything that requires any type of prolonged treatment. ERs are VERY good at treating trauma. Bullet holes. Broken bones. Even heart attacks and strokes and things. But if you've got, say, diabeetus. Walking pneumonia. Boogie woogie flu. You're fucked.", "Genocide of Jews? Lol please... What alt-reich rag did you hear that from?", "Observation. ", "Yep, only whites can be racist", "That guy is living the American dream! I mean like literally.. he's dreaming away. Hell yeah buddy! [Chest bump] Hell yeah! ", "I've been both those people. Sometimes even on the same day", "But they can bill you, and they will take everything you have if you don't pay the insanely high rates. ", "EVERYWHERE! what? you think poverty only exist in America? That America doesn't have social and welfare programs to reduce this problem??", "And possibly all of history since the big bang, for every place", "Nope in true communism everyone shares everything and there is no hate or bigotry to speak of. Only problem is that whenever we give one or two guys control of the economy, they turn bad. We just need the right people, followed by endless successors who are the right people.\n\nEdit: lol it's amazing how many marxists there are here. ", "> no socialized healthcare system takes you down at least another ten\n\nOnly if you enjoy waiting a year to access low quality, government controlled \"healthcare\"\n", "Minor to you maybe, but not the man on the street addicted to opioids because a drug company pushed a doctor to prescribe them. ", "They come from an ancient bureaucratic nation. It fell to pieces when note vampires started devouring all memos and documents. ", "I work in analytics. ", "Amen brother. Nearly every mod is cucked.", "I have this strange hatred towards titles and comments consisting of a single word, with a dot at the end, meant to sound deep and meaningful.", "Rome has fucking blocks of homeless camps.", "What do you analyze? ", "There are a lot of shitty countries... that's not setting a high bar\n\nPeople who know a lot about different countries would prefer to live in many counties other than the US\n\nThe US has lost its shit and it's getting worse", "I don’t think op could have much control over the entire homeless problem in America. \nSure helping that guy would be a generous thing to do but raising awareness may do a better job at helping more people.", "America's got the highest standard of living in the world?", "If only they knew why the picture was taken.", "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Just like the 66%+ years the democrats controlled the house of representatives in the past 100 years. Or the 66%+ years the democrats controlled the senate. Or the 33%+ of that time that the democrats controlled both houses AND the presidency simultaneously.\n\nGet your ignorant head out of your ass. Democrats are no better for citizens than the republicans. All politicians are corrupt and self-serving and that's the entire extent of what they live for. The welfare of the citizens means nothing more to them than the power to remain incumbent.", "It's entertaining to imagine that the duo is not simply oblivious to the homeless man, but they deliberately chose this spot so they can watch and laugh at him, while eating delicious food.", "Same in Spain.\n\nIn Spain people who live in the street wants to live there.\n\nMost times due to problems with drugs and alcohol.", "Alright sorry, [exodus of the Jews.]( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_exodus_from_Arab_and_Muslim_countries) I may have exaggerated that a bit. But you cannot deny Muslim countries aren’t racist against Jews. ", "Ha!", "No you weren't. ", "Totally\n", "> MFW I collect carts as a source of income while going to college and wonder if I'm actually mentally impaired", "> Shutdown was to allow more time for daca.\n\nI never said it wasn't. I'm just saying that a temporary shutdown is not even close to the level of governmental obstruction that the republicans do regularly.\n\n>Those aren’t drunk college kids, it’s liberal obsessed, communist loving, anti conservative, Berkley Students....\n\n>It’s organized by antifa\n\nKudos on using not one, but two conservative boogeymen. Antifa and communists.\n\n>Thank you for proving my own point. See laws don’t solve issues because people that obey, well......tend to obey.\n\nSo what you're saying is that all laws are essentially pointless?\n\n>Also what did gun control have to do with anything about the previous conversation?\n\nIt's an example of something that most of the country wants but will not be allowed to happen by republicans and powerful lobbying groups.", "Not really. Her kid (she has 3) has had serious asthma his whole life. Inhalers, nebulizers, steroid treatments, frequent hospital visits (she lets her husband smoke in the basement, which probably doesnt help). Not to mention he has serious peanut and pet allergies. Never paid a dime for medicine, medical equipment or hospital visits. Also doesnt have to pay for the 3 bedroom house they live in. Or for school lunches. This is my factual experience with that situation. Oh and the husband has been on and off methadone for years now, also free. ", "Which metric are you using? HDI doesn't agree.", "The United States has the highest ranking universities, the highest quality healthcare (not healthcare system sure), and leads the world in industries such as tech, pharmaceuticals, medical breakthroughs, etc.\n\nYou’re just plain wrong.", "Democrats are the only heroes fighting this Fascist tyrant we have in office right now. If I had my way, you wouldn't be able to get away with hate speech against heroes like that. Today's democrat is as heroic as our soldiers who fought on the beach of Normandy", "That's not the same as saying they are free to stop at any time, and if you think those two statements are remotely equatable then I don't know what to tell you.", "Yes. Rome is not the fucking Vatican City. I see your point though, however it's a country in its own right.", "Medical treatment for one", "Yep! Been there several times. I knew it looked familiar!\n\nhttps://www.google.com/maps/@43.0481297,-87.9045514,3a,43.3y,356.37h,86.79t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1ss8p-AuDzRaSQH7ILmUOC2w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656", "yeah theyre not doing that at emergency rooms. they dont give people houses dude. ", "I have you tagged as \"Mega Dipshit\" for a reason. You don't even live in the US yet feel you are qualified to comment on things you don't understand. You just cruise around calling people basement dwellers. Hospitals negotiate bills down to rates people can afford. Folks with no billing address and money don't pay anything. What are they gonna take from a homeless guy, his shopping cart?", "If you were to bring this into context, how would you do so? What info is needed to make this photo make sense ", "Well yeah, everything is a desperately important issue to those specifically affected by it. We're talking societal issues, which thankfully are comparatively minor in the US", "thats racist", "Yeah, rich people can get the best medical treatment in the world. Most people might be better off in the Nordic countries for example.\n\nBut yeah, HDI and certainly IHDI don't support your sweeping statement.", "Hahaha you are so wrong. Not making this shit up. And its not a free house its free rent for a house. The rent is paid for because they are poor and have 3 kids. You can think im making this shit up but im not. Ive know these people 18 years. They live 10 minutes from me. I helped them move their stuff into their rent free house.", "lol", "...whoa ", "They all had the choice.\n\nAnd as someone who've been homeless, it can be less stressful than those 2 corporate slaves in the picture.", "Did no one have erasers to stab them in the heart?!", "America: Capitalist Shithole!", "Laws exist as a guideline to spell out what is and is not allowed behavior etc. it also allows legal punishment for breaking them. Undefined rules can’t be broken.\n\nhttps://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/08/04/education/edlife/antifa-collective-university-california-berkeley.html\n\nAntifa is real, antifa is a domestic terrorist organization with the face of anti fascism.\n\nThey freely tout communism and why are all the politically left leaning subreddits so pro communism where being remotely capitalist gets you banned?", "This bureaucratic nation turned out too many documents for a simple stab in the heart to do them in.\n\nThere was always fresh ink to drain from the pages.\n\nEven their history has been consumed in their lust for notes.", "> Living on the earth and being a human is the context\n\nBy your logic no scenario would be missing context because it all exists within the universe.", "Your sentiment, while admirable, is slightly naive. Japan is known for being one of the most exclusionary countries in the world, and is certainly not the only \"non white country\" with said issues. Racial issues are noticeable in a large amount of the most wealthy and developed countries, some with a majority white population, some not. Other notable countries with racial issues are Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Rwanda, and India. This shouldn't reduce the importance of the change needed in the U.S. but racism very likely predates written history, and can be found in every part of the world.", "OMG I was looking at this picture and thinking! Damn that looks familiar! LOL literally the Chipotle across the street from my house on Ogden and Jackson. Funny thing is this is one the of the better parts of Milwaukee...", "I'm not talking about people that are begging in the afternoon to grift. This was after midnight and well below freezing when I was walking around and seeing so many homeless people sleeping in the streets. I've never seen anything like it.", "They are free to chose when they want to stop at any time. How aren't they equatable?", "You're not wrong", "Did you wave at the women to get them to wave back?", "75% of all the mass in the universe is made up of less than 1% of the elements.", "Fuck capitalism right? Because when I was in China it was a glorious utopian society of wrath and equality...", "Bullshit and you know it. That's not how the world works, there isn't always some menial job to pick up, there isn't always a place to fall back to and there is never any certainty. Hope you're off the force because you are an awful cop.", "> Laws exist as a guideline to spell out what is and is not allowed behavior etc. it also allows legal punishment for breaking them. Undefined rules can’t be broken.\n\nYeah, exactly why we need better gun control laws.\n\n>Antifa is real, antifa is a domestic terrorist organization with the face of anti fascism.\n\nYeah, a terrorist organization that only terrorizes fascists and doesn't actually kill anyone. The horror...\n\n>They freely tout communism and why are all the politically left leaning subreddits so pro communism where being remotely capitalist gets you banned?\n\nMaybe if you consider universal healthcare to be \"communism\" and rabbid libertarianism to be \"remotely capitalist\".", "I have been on Reddit for a long time and I never imagined it would turn into the overt mass disseminator of propaganda that it has become. It used to pride itself in being so discerning and outside-the-realm of such influences, but now 90% of the frontpage content I see is unquestioned social engineering being pushed with unimaginable force.", "Safe to assume the man is homeless, but we don't know if he's starving. It's unlikely he is, and he does not look like it. The women being sad during their happy meals isn't going to give that man a home, nor is the photographer putting away his camera in shame.", "Japan?", "The picture is titled \"America\". What the fuck did you expect?\n\nThis picture isn't \"america\".\n", "Saddest picture I have seen. (:", "nice tits", "Thanks for the response, but the notion that these underprivileged nations are racist is a bit... Racist. Their anger comes from lack of privilege that white nations have in abundance", "Life isn't fair.", "Yes it is. Everything in the picture is America.\n\nYou're bratty as fuck. Chill out kid.", "So, do you only criticize injustice when it happens to the most egregious case? Do you absolve yourself from guilt by finding someone worse then you? Your argument is cowardice and laziness and doesn't allow for growth only a fall to the lowest common denominator.", "Because its mostly dispersed gas?", "Son of an illiterate bitch!", "Really, bro? Really?", "Why would you assume I was an awful cop? I am pointing out my experience as a police officer. I didn't say I was going around knuckling down on them. When dealing with the homeless, you'd do a warrant check. 90% of the time dispatch would come back with, \"negative on warrants, but be advised, Joe Doe is listed as a sex offender. Also, maintain universal precautions(AIDs/HepC)\". Why do you think they aren't in a shelter, because non of the shelters will accept intoxicated guests. ", "Seems like you are in denial, aristotle.", "[For further reading.](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6zmsh3/is_trump_ending_the_american_era/dmwh75a/)", "America IS the whole world", "Shitty photo or not, the fact that there is literally a dumpster fire in the house-of-orange, every single day, is impressive and newsworthy. regardless of how bemoaned you are about every one not slobbing on his orangutan knob like you do.", "Maybe the Vietnamese girl on fire from the Napalm was worse, but horrifying, not sad.", "Because in some people's minds, addiction is a moral weakness.", "Specifically the Chipotle next to Karma and Pick n' Save. 601 E Ogden.\n\n\n", "I've seen homeless people pull out iPhones from behind the sign that says they're starving and start texting when they think no one is looking. What's your point?", "This doesn't specifically show a picture as \"America\" (even if this was taken in America). I've seen the same scenario in Germany or France even. Honestly the title should just be renamed to \"Humanity\".", "That doesn't make any sense. Are you trying to mock me for presenting a philosophical question? Hur dur he make think !!", "Australians call them trolleys.", "Why should I have guilt? All I’m arguing is that this trend of trying to say America is some paragon of inequality is narrow minded. Sure we have a TON of work to do as a country, but let’s recognize at least some of our successes. How can we move forward as a people if all we do is dwell on negativity? ", "So then you can make sense of it. Progress.", "Man I just googled South Sudan, that place is a fucking shithole if I've ever seen one. Too soon? Seriously it is a shithole. That looks awful.", "EX DEEEE", "And by \"someone somewhere\" are you talking about the Hollywood actors who put out YouTube videos telling us degenerate, working, assholes to stop being such shitty people?", "They don't see him; prospective. ", "So maybe our homelessness isn't as bad as elsewhere, but I interpreted the picture as wealth inequality. America is supposed to be the/1 of the richest countries in the world, but 63% of the population can't afford a 1k emergency ", "I'm pretty sure you're just trolling, but I'm downvoting you just to be safe. ", "Really? I've been to both, definitely noticed homeless people much more in the US", "What is that supposed to mean? Homeless people exist. Two strangers eating in a restaurant. This belongs more on r/im14andthisisdeep than anywhere else.", "Right? It's so embarrassing that we need so much help from shithole countries. ", "Current estimates are over 25,000 homeless people in Japan. ", "Australians call a lot of things a lot of things.", "Oh yes, America, the only place in the world where some people suffer and others don't.", "Have you ever been to any other country?", "Unless you can't afford it", "The only difference between America and other parts of the world is that in those other places they would all be sleeping on the floor.", "oi ya nong what the crikey did youse say about us ockers ", "Are you implying that there is no wealth gap? That there are no jobless/homeless people at all? \n\nWhether or not some number of homeless people have iPhones doesn't enter into it", "Actually this Chipotle is right next to a Pick n Save grocery store. This looks like the Chipotle on Ogden Ave in Milwaukee", "I wonder if that guy is dreaming the American dream. ", "It didn't make sense because nothing I said had any resemblance of denial. There is a huge gap in whatever you are trying to say.\n\nYou post in T_D. \n\nI'm actually laughing. You are the perfect representation of that group. Aimless troll that couldn't argue with a fucking middle schooler. I don't know, maybe with your attitude, you are middle schooler. It's a shame that the youth are so eager to embrace socio-political ignorance with our new president, isn't it?", "Maybe in 2001. As of 2014, the number of homeless people in Tokyo reached a record low, only about 1,697 people or one person for every 10,000 city inhabitants. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_Japan ", "http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/30-000-canadians-are-homeless-every-night-1.1413016\n\nHow fragile is your worldview that you outright reject facts when presented with them?", "whatever you do don't go there! you can see in the picture how you'll end up! be satisfied with wherever you currently are...", "Whooo whoooo..... yo oh shit mind blown \n", "This photo has zero context. ", "Why the \"US Politics\" flair? its 3 people, one possibly homeless, or maybe drunk or something?", "Your correct, by that logic everything on earth is already in context which is not the case. In this specific photo that is the context, unless you have never left the house before or you live in a bubble and lack empathy, you should have the context you need. To contextualize this photo is redundant I believe, tell me how you see it.", "Income equality rank (Gini coefficient, after taxes and transfers).\n\n>4\\. Canada\n\n>10\\. France\n\n>18\\. Japan\n\n>33\\. U.K.\n\n>34\\. United States\n\n[Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_income_equality)\n\n\nHomeless population (Number of homeless people on a given day in homeless shelter or on the streets)\n\n>Japan: 6,250 - ~0%\n\n>Canada: 30,000 - 0.08% \n\n>France: 111.000 - 0.166% (on a given week, which may skew this number up)\n\n>United states: 0.175%\n\n>(U.K.: 127.000 - 0.21%, includes those who may live with their relatives/friends, not necessarily comparable)\n\nSources: \n[Canada](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/30-000-canadians-are-homeless-every-night-1.1413016),\n[France](https://www.insee.fr/fr/statistiques/1281324),\n[United states](http://www.socialsolutions.com/blog/2016-homelessness-statistics/),\n[U.K.](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/9000-people-christmas-day-hidden-homeless-tents-cars-buses-crisis-report-rough-sleeping-a8126246.html)\n\nNote: This is the number of people who used shelters or lived on the streets on a given day, not during one year.", "My dude knows what’s up", "And your comment has no value", ">Because in some people's minds, addiction is a moral weakness.\n\nI've noticed. I can't even imagine what's wrong with those people and I'm a pretty fuckin imaginative guy. That is to say, I can't even make up some bullshit that's plausible.", "Trumps fault. This is new to the usa🤫", "What happened? Why did you delete your \"Fuck you\" post? Did that make you seem too defeated?\n\n\n>\"Im actually laughing\"\n\n\nWhen you can't attack someones arguement, you attack the person. hmmm that's the opposite of progress for you.\n\n>you are a middle schooler\n\nIt's a shame that you , in your infinite wisdom, still assume everyone is still the same age as you.\n\nMust shake you to the core.\n\n\n> are the perfect representation of that group\n\nSays the person that instantly begins name-calling and hurling insults the moment someone doesn't agree with you... hmmmmmm", "I like when people guilt trip others for just stepping over a homeless person in need instead of asking if they need help. Dude, I didn't just step over him, I stepped over like 50 homeless folks. I'm 2 paychecks away from joining them. What do you want me to do? If I don't go get tacos, the taco guy will be homeless.", "Absolutely, complete bullshit. I spend almost half my waking ours working for what I've got and why should I feel shit about that?", "You've got to be talking to a false flag troll, what a caricature of a liberal, and I say that as a liberal myself. Look at their post history haha.", "You meant \"brake\" as in \"apply your brakes\", right? \n\n\"Break\" into the left lane is also a possibility, I suppose. \n\nGood job illustrating how choices make a difference, however. ", ">Hahaha you are so wrong. Not making this shit up. And its not a free house its free rent for a house. The rent is paid for because they are poor and have 3 kids. You can think im making this shit up but im not. Ive know these people 18 years. They live 10 minutes from me. I helped them move their stuff into their rent free house.\n\nWe were taking about emergency rooms. I know subsidized housing exists. Here in Texas it's called section 8. But you don't get it in emergency rooms. ", "I see three carbon-based lifeforms that have amassed in the same general area on the third planet from a particular star that exists in the milkyway galaxy", "I think you can blame the inflammatory picture and title to some extent.", "Reddit gold: \"That photo is the entirety of human history.\" ", "See, that last statement you just made is wrong and science disagrees with you. When your mind is affected by external forces (drug addiction), you form a physiological dependency on the drug. This typically manifests on an irresistible compulsion to acquire the next dose.\n\nSometimes an addict is able to make the right choice and attempt to get clean, despite the addiction's power over their mind. However, because of this external influence, they cannot be blamed for failing to get clean because the addict has lost Moral Agency.\n\nHence the phrase, \"responsibility, not blame.\"", "Whataboutism", ">\"look how lazy that guy is. can't even be bothered to not be poor.\" - Americans\n\n'look how male that guy is. So privileged that he can just sleep there in the street and he's not even being raped or fat shamed!' -American feminists", "Maybe that's Collin on the ground. Maybe he's an actor & the photo is just promoting his work. I don't know. ", "It's cultural in a big part of the US.", "I'm not part of the alt-Right. What does it mean to be cucked (assuming you don't mean cuckolded)? ", "People who can't get clean simply lack willpower", "Hate to burst your bubble but I'm currently residing in this capitalist shithole 😓", "Shrug. I guess it has more value than yours.", "That's an interesting direction you took the discussion in!", "Theres a larger wealth gap between Bill Gates and his next door neighbor than between the people in this photo. What is your point besides different people have different amounts of money?", "Stupid ass title lol. \n\nSomeone hasn't traveled much\n\nOP is a moron", ">It's cultural in a big part of the US.\n\nI guess", "It was enough to get under your skin apparently ", "Are you so quick to forget about the Mariana Trench? ", "Was it making a clever point that I'm not understanding though? ", "Well they're letting people in in Germany, and Sweden and Israel from shitholes, so maybe you could find happiness in one of those heavenly places.", "> That could be anywhere\n\nFalse. ", "Depends on how you define homeless. ", "Good point coolisjack. ", "#destroythepatriarchy\n\n/s", "While there of course are homeless people, /u/Fredde1909 does have a point: For a citizen or legal immigrant becoming homeless is difficult and requires that you ignore all attempts from the government to help you. For example, if you can’t pay your rent anymore and your landlord sues, you automatically get a letter from social services and they will help you. If you ignore the letter or just move out before you actually have to, then social services will still try to track you down and attempt to get you off the street and into a home. But that’s more difficult than prevention, and of course they can’t force anybody.\n\nNow, illegal immigrants are a different story, of course, and they make up the bulk of homeless people in Germany. You can’t be offered help if the government doesn’t even know you exist, and would be deported if you told them you are not supposed to be here.", "So all photographers who photograph hunger in Africa should just stop?\n\nThe photographers job is to help spread awareness. Not solve the problem.", "People in Germany are homeless because they want to be homeless or have too much pride to ask the government for help. Nobody needs to starve nor to sleep on the streets in Germany. \n\nAnd what the fuck is that source? It's just redirecting on the same news site. ", "They'd be dead.", "really? a human being can't eat, and dogs are being given gourmet dog treats... ", "Let's see, aside form the fact that you try to narrowly fit this to your beliefs.\n\nCanada - 30,000 are homeless on any given night but since you include the hiddne homeless in your US data, let's include it in your Canada data... 80,000 homeless on any given night (per your own link). 0.22% \n\nFrance - Your own source:\n\nThis is the part you read: \n\n>At the beginning of 2012, 103,000 adults ~used accommodation or food services in agglomerations of 20,000 or more people at least once. Of these, 81,000 adults were homeless;~ \n\nBecause that fit what you needed, you stopped there. \n\nBut this is only of those who used accommodation or food services.\n\nIt was followed immediately by:\n\n> they were accompanied by 30,000 children. \n\nWhich puts the numbers immediately up to actually 111,000 homeless (.164%)\n\nBut it gets better\n\n> 141,500 people were homeless in metropolitan France in early 2012 (which is the year this data is from)\n\n141,500... (.209%) Welcome to that figure.\n\nJapan... everyone agrees is down next to zero.\n\nThe US... aside from Japan on this list... the US has the lowest homelessness problem of them all.\n\nI'll also notice you excluded the UK in your data)", "That's call activism. ", "It's not like we're all walking around with liquor or meth, right?", "only the lucky ones.", "I always love you people. You decry America, and demand other people solve the problem yet do nothing yourself. \n\nMost wont donate their time or money, but will pass taxes to force everyone else to pay regardless of their own beliefs. \n\nThen you leave it all in the hands of a corrupt and wasteful government while claiming the high ground on the internet. ", "Thanks man.", "try irc", "Wait\nYour aren’t?\n", "I thought it had something to do with perceived wealth versus economic wealth. Which one is better in the long run is up for debate.", "White Privilege", "What country do you live in oh wise messiah? ", "You certainly value the wrong things. \n\nWait a minute... are you the man in the pic?\n", "Reverse races and you get 25k+ upvotes and people applauding the picture as showing \"TrUe InJuStIcE\". Majority of this thread is shitting on the picture, trying their hardest to attack the image because it doesn't fit their agenda or narrative. The backwards hypocrisy kills me.\n\nPersonally, I don't give a shit about the pic, but just knowing how the reactions would be totally different if the contents of the image were switched makes me ill.", "Sweden is a social democrat shithole, Germany is a capitalist shithole, and Israel is a fascist shithole. Revolution is the only way!\n", "I don't understand... that man should just pray. Everything will be right if you pray.", "Well, it's not just perceived wealth. If you're able to live a good life but in debt, then that's better than being homeless. You really are wealthier in that case, even if you're in debt, because you have more. ", "Everyone hops on the chance to hate America. ", "As downvoted as I might get, nobody knows the story on these 3 humans.\n\nIs the guy sleeping unfortunate? or has his bad decisions led him this way. Maybe it was drugs, being lazy. Maybe he lost everything in a fire.\n\nMaybe the women inside spent all their young years studying and now have a nice job, or maybe they robbed a bank, or a poor person house.\n\nNot to be mean, but it's stupid to complain about something we don't know.\n\nThe picture itself is good tho.", "In most other places the shop would be empty and probably a few more people laying around on the concrete", "Nice generalization and lack of working knowledge around the word 'literally.' \n\nI didn't vote for Trump or Hillary but if you want to generalize me based on one comment, you do you buddy.", "What would that even have to do with anything? Do you have some intrinsic problem with homeless people?", "Detroit", "Nope. You seem offended, that’s all. \n\n", "What is the problem? Nobody in this picture has done anything wrong (I assume)", "They usually do a good job of hiding it. They as in the government", "I'm not trying to fit anything to my beliefs, I just saw that the Wikipedia list was really bad as it doesn't take into consideration the definition of homeless person, so I tried to make the numbers comparable by comparing numbers on a given day. But lets see.\n\nAs for Canada I didn't notice that, but the US number also doesn't include \"hidden homeless people\" so the 30k number is comparable, but if I missed that please refer me the part where it says that it includes them.\n\nThe 141,500 number is irrelevant as it's not the number on a given day, it simply tells you the amount of homeless people in early 2012. The 30k kids children I missed though. We are also ignoring the fact that significant amount in the case of U.K. and France of the homeless population is due to the recent inflow of refugees and is not necessarily the result of income inequality.\n\nActually only the UK one which I added in includes those who may live with their relatives, so it probably isn't comparable. ", "Wtf is happening in this thread. It's a cool picture. It seems people are getting angry over their own interpretations of what it's implying.", "Yeah I agree. Therefore we have credit ratings as well. The homeless guy probably doesn't have a (steady) income while the credit card holders probably do (and are able to pay at least a substantial amount back over time).\n\n\nOn the national scale this might be different though, as debt-levels keep on creeping up, there will be a moment we have to pay the piper. Maybe that was the underlying message?", "I would give you reddit gold if i had for that comment! Word.", "You're an awful cop because you're basing your judgments on anecdotal evidence. These are things in YOUR experience, not facts. A good officer of the law works in facts, and does not make assumptions of an individual based on personal experience. All of your statements are also saying each of these homeless people made some sort of choice to wind up homeless. That's not the way it works. A drug addict may be a drug addict for many reasons, heard about the opiate crisis feuled by doctors handing out oxy pills like pez? Do you know how addictive social disorder drugs like benzos are? How many of the \"sexual offenses\" were public urination? You don't care about individual people, nor do you put any thought into how they ended up where they are. In fact there just isn't any thought, thus bad cop.", "By tomorrow there will be a go fund me for him,raise 800 grand,oprah will donate a house,ford will give him a new car,get free tickets to superbowl,kanye will make a song about his struggle,he'll be hal berrys date to the oscars,be guest of honor at premier of black panther,infinity war,deadpool.now thats america ", "point is, the US is not perfect, but it's far better than most places. \n\nthis picture is trying to paint a picture, so i commented painting a picture. \n\nVisit any country that isn't a Scandinavian country and see what a privilege it is to be in America. ", "Not if you are using the US definition of homeless.", "You see right through my keyboard. \n", "This was taken when Obama was president. ", "Yeah, but the rest of the world isn't the richest country in the world. ", "OMG! Do they not see that gentleman on the ground?", "That's the whole planet. Not only now, but as long as humans have walked around this has happened to us.", "Somebody guillotine that fucking cunt Hydrogen.", "Disgusting. That buggy needs to be put in it's proper place. ", "Your sources don't have sources for their numbers and I'm dubious.\n\nI've seen it time and time again that the UK/US definitions on homelessness are wildly different but people use it to make a point regardless of it not being an apples to apples comparison. The UK social programs, and thus the official statistics, extend homelessness to also mean anyone living in less than ideal situations (Adults sharing bedrooms, pregnant teenagers, medical conditions requiring special housing).\n\nYour link for the UK is 9000 people on the street and 120,000 in \"temporary accommodation\". Those aren't automatically hostels or shelters. They're often regular private housing with the council footing the bill because the UK's social programs demand it and it's temporary whilst they wait on the list for a real council house not temporary until they go back to the street.\n\nEDIT: I found the 2017 homelessness report by Crisis. [The article used a previous years report for it's 120,000 homeless people. The definitions of \"homeless\" is nothing even remotely similar to the one used for the US statistics.](https://crisis.org.uk/media/236823/homelessness_monitor_england_2017.pdf)\n\nAs I said above, statutory homelessness just means they're eligible for assistance from local councils for various reasons. It doesn't mean they're actually homeless or in shelters.", "The country I'm in right now? I suppose I'll give you a hint... I make 90% as much money here as I do in the US, except going to the hospital for anything costs $0, if you want weed you can go to the store buy it and can smoke it in front of the Feds without getting arrested, our prisons aren't overflowing with falsely incarcerated minorities due to a broken for profit \"justice\" system spiraling out of control, violent crime is near 0, there are no such thing as kill shelters here, multiculturalism is a source of pride rather than phobia, there are no school shootings, there isn't a national obesity epidemic happening here, there isn't a national opiate crisis happening here, our corporations are strictly regulated and are not able to freely corrupt our government officials into being allowed to permanently destroy water access for millions of its citizens or poison them in the name of greed and profit. Our officials cannot lash out at each other using attack ads. We don't have to fight for net neutrality because it's protected for us. Our general public isn't brainwashed into military worship yet our veterans don't need to pay a nickle for all the treatment they get coming back from service, there are no creationist schools here, here we have freedom of religion which doesn't interfere with the separation of church and state that America has difficulty with, we don't torture our prisoners and we also are not currently in the process of tearing apart families expelling millions of children and skilled workers who've never committed a crime, condemning them to a life of destitution just because of the color of their skin - yes, it's racially driven and everyone can see right through the orange hues of your current president\n\nWhat are you even asking...? Almost any country is better without the current president at the helm, you might beat North Korea\n\nAmerica does get slightly better Netflix though, it makes big movies - some of which are okay but I still prefer original content from other countries, also America's military is 30x bigger than everyone else's combined - I suppose if you think that's all that matters North Korea might be a better home\n\nCan you guess where I'm living?\n\nIt's all around a much better place to live if you value freedom, liberty, justice etc. America is alright but it's not great\n", "conspiracy theory?\n\n\n\n\nbuy the \"papperman\" / law collection book and take a look.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwe are a welfare state (article 20 I gg) and a constitutional state (article 20 III gg). Human dignity is inviolable (article 1 gg). And our government can't even easily change these rules without a 2/3 majority. \n\n\n\n\n\nNo citizen has to live on the street in Germany. They can all go to the government and they will get help.\nUnless they are illegally here and are afraid to go to the authorities or they are just to proud to do so. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nyou could also take a look in the \"Sozialgesetzbuch\" where you can find all demanding prerequisites for help. and you will notice that everyone will get help in one or the other way. but nobody has to live on a street in Germany if they don't want to. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEDIT: On top of that everyone has the right to complain in front of the constitutional court (Verfassungsgericht in Germany) if they want to complain. The constitutional court is free and a control institution for our country.", "You might have thought those things, but your argument was \"at least America is better than China\". I am merely pointing out how the argument is flawed. I am pointing out that guilt is not relative to a worse offender. If you are accused of murder, pointing out that someone else is a serial killer does not lessen your crime.", "This isn't really fair, they probably didn't notice the gentleman taking a nap, but did notice the person taking the picture and decided to be polite and give a warm friendly wave and smile. If the women could see that it was a homeless man being photographed then they probably wouldn't have given the friendly wave. For all we know those women could be lovely people.", "Actually, the theft of shopping carts is a very huge and very real issue for businesses in areas with a large homeless population. The carts get stolen and security guards have to work overtime just to keep up. [There is actually a documentary that deals with this issue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l0KNCzb88Q).", "the US number did include \"hidden homeless\", they just didn't call it as such. They called it couch surfing, sleeping in a car, etc... \n\n> The 141,500 number is irrelevant as it's not the number on a given day\n\nSo, your source is useless, because none of them discuss homeless on a given day, only those who are homeless who access services on a given day.", "You mean virtually everywhere with a warm enough climate.", "It's called [Paris Syndrome](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome). Poor dude probably dreamed of a holiday to France his entire life, all his studies told him it was the seat of culture and festive civilisation, that the social government makes life good for everyone, and big bread sticks practically given away on each clean street corner. Now he's just wandering around slack jawed in shock with Paris Syndrome.", "Aaron Swartz would be ashamed of u/spez", "Ur anus", "Right but these are black women so it's magic #blackgirlmagic", " Then water marking it so no one can steal his hard work. ", "It's a pretty decent photo", "This isn't just about the homeless person, it's the juxtaposition of happiness. And it shows social mobility for a huge portion of the population but not all.", "They do have sources but some of the reports seem to have been taken down (most of the sources I used were from Wikipedia). If you don't trust the reporters who broke down the reports, I really can't say anything to that, but then again with this logic you shouldn't read news at all. The France one is national study (it's their website). The US one is found [here](https://endhomelessness.org/homelessness-in-america/homelessness-statistics/state-of-homelessness-report/).\n\nYes, the definitions are definitely different, but I tried to make it at least a bit comparable. I did add to the UK one that it probably isn't comparable and is skewed by other forms of housing. ", "Mmm chipotle..... just sayin", "Liberal.", "We need to zoom out so that we can see the mega corps ignoring the coffee shop wavers.", "We’re all living in Amerika...", "Yes. There are happy black women in America. Good observation buddy.", "I seriously hope the person that took the picture gave food or money or helping some way to the homeless dude. Because if they just took this picture and left, that makes them worse than the women waving at them. ", "He's trolling. And if you look at his posts, this is one of his better ones.", "I hunted down the current 2017 report from Crisis, the study mentioned in the article. I edited my post to reflect that.\n\nLike I suspected it uses [statutory homelessness](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/homelessness-data-notes-and-definitions#statutory-homelessness) as a definition. Incidentally the news article renamed this group as people in \"temporary accomodation\" which is more than a little misleading especially as it's the category with the most people in it, statutorily homeless people outnumber rough sleepers 10 to 1.\n\nWhilst statutory homelessness a perfectly valid measure of homelessness it's not one to compare with other countries because as the name implies it means legally homeless via a series of specific UK laws. You can be statutorily homeless for a myriad of reasons whilst still living in a house.", "Oh, that's cute.", "only America has dirt poor people?", "> shouldn't have invaded and taken land from other countries in the modern world?\n\nI am probably one of the most gun-loving American-est of Americans you will ever meat (we spell it meat where I'm from son, meet is for vegans). But we were literally established on account of our taking others land. I would have gone a diffurnt route with that argument.", "amerika ist wunderbar!", "Who's your buddy?", "I have been overseas but never noticed, do you get non disposable cuts at fast food places in other countries?", "I know. I just said that cause what ever is happening there now in the states, is nothing more what all the other presidents caused. ", "https://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/929400371453276161?s=17\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/926123694958792705?s=17\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/905044992363769856?s=17\n\nTalking about physically assaulting people\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/902197888658366465?s=17\n\n\nThey know they are terrorist and don’t care\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/899787661724012544?s=1\n\nBrag about msm calling them peaceful\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/899282641756856321?s=17\n\nMilitant communist revolution \n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/898335171790782464?s=17\n\nThanks for not covering our violence msm\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/897634424594079745?s=17\n\nDenying actual science\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/894974831606853634?s=17\n\nThey endorse arson\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/893192179132354561?s=17\n\n\nhttps://twitter.com/OfficialAntifa/status/888766202255900677?s=17\n\n\nYour arguments are invalid, goodbye", "Chipotle on Ogden street in Milwaukee, WI.", "Truth.", "difference is, we've done that a century ago, we're living in a modern world now. We talk to people and share dinner with them from anywhere in the world over the internet. We've established mass globalization.\n\nif countrys want to invade each other now, they need to create some sort of incentive, a 9/11 if you will. else you're just too easily labeled a fascist. ", "Monaco might be the only one", "Why did you copy and paste the entire comment you were replying to?", "Whoa America is the only place with homeless people? TIL", "yessir. I used to live around that area on Jackson street. ", "yessir. I used to live around that area on Jackson street. ", "I'm pushing out the fattest shit right now. And I couldn't agree more.", ">over half a million people were living on the streets, in cars, in homeless shelters, or in subsidized transitional housing during a one-night national survey last January\n\nNo it doesn't. Please refer where it says it does. \n\n>So, your source is useless, because none of them discuss homeless on a given day, only those who are homeless who access services on a given day.\n\nThe Canada source does, France does for one week, the US one does, the UK one does (checked this again just for you). Of course the studies include people on the street + those who access shelters or other services. ", "Hey everybody! Look how MATURE and COOL this guy is when he uses the internet! I bet he gets all the pussy", "OP is trying to convey that his awareness is ahead of the curve, and the rest of us need to wake up. ", "Why didn’t you do something to help instead of just taking a picture for Reddit? And if you say it isn’t your photo - then how are you sure this is in America? ", "I understand the context of what you are saying. But also we don't know the story does this guy choose to drink instead of go to work. Is he a dishonest unkind person? Do these women work 60 hours a week did they go to school for years to work for where they're at? We don't know the whole back story here", "OH, I get it. Ok then, not now. Makes sense!", "Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist or anything but do you think it's possible that groups around the world are trying to discredit the U.S.?", "I bet he works just as hard to be homeless as they do at their jobs.", "yup, it's almost like things change over time and generations.", "Ehhh this post title is kinda stupid", "Sorry for oppressing you beautiful women with my male privilege.", "> Why did you copy and paste the entire comment you were replying to?\n\nI don't see the problem", "Yes, my family is from that awful den of squalor the UK. We so envy your American privileges. And Canada. Oh. The horror. And don't get me started on Germany. Just awful. Australia is scary too. Don't ever venture outside the USA: other than Scandinavia, it's just awful out there. ", "> there will be a moment we have to pay the piper.\n\nI don't think there will be a moment. ", "You’re 14 and this is deep. ", "It's absolutely ridiculous that your comment is being downvoted. It's exactly what I have experienced and what every German I've talked to who has been to the US confirms. Every single one.", "So if I beat the shit out of you right now, will it be cool in retrospect?", "Pandering reddit post alert", "Capitalism.", "You could say this about many other countries, don't act like it's only America that has poor people.", "....Democrats ", "The UK is basically America's sister.\n\nBut yeah, that's true, I definitely left out some noteworthy countries, namely Germany. ", "i think you're clueless, especially if you think you could beat the shit out of me.", "or...every country in the world because it's also called, the human condition.", "Obesity really is out of control in America. ", "You left out all of western Europe other than four nations, & Japan, Australia, New Zealand, & Canada.", "There's at least one beggar outside every supermarket, train station and mall in Sweden.", "Not everything that doesn't completely align with your narrative is propaganda. \n\nIs there something in the picture that is misleading or biased? Is it not a fact that there is extreme wealth inequality in America? That there is extreme poverty and extreme wealth that often meet at the same town, city, or even block?\n\nMaybe it looks like everything is propaganda to you, because people are more politically conscious after the last election.", "because life is great in italy and greece? Spain and Portugal ain't so bad. \n\nNew Zealand has some of the highest child suicides, so i chose to leave them out.\n\nHonestly, I don't know enough about Australia to comment. I've never visited.\n\nJapan's cool, too, but outside of Tokyo, I don't know much about them either. \n\nSeoul is pretty nice, but like Tokyo, it's a stressful life. I don't know shit about rural S. Korea. \n\nI honestly didn't feel like naming every country, but I guess you're reaching to win an argument. \n\n", "Who upvotes this shit? 14 year olds?\n\n There's numerous countries that kick handicap people on the street for a lifetime of begging because no one cares. I get america has more money but america also donates more than any nation ", "How about the starving African boy with the vulture?", "[Greece](http://greece.greekreporter.com/files/metanastes_astinomia_kentro_skoupa_aftodioikisi.jpg)\n\n[Canada](http://www.570news.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/sites/3/2017/01/16/homelessyouth16x9-e1485449440356.jpg)\n\n\n[Malaysia](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rEDsZPuGE0Q/VMXPKl6B_WI/AAAAAAABhxk/zIXv-bnjqPs/s1600/urban-poor-dwellings-and-city-skyscrapers.jpg)", "America - Still better than everywhere else.", "What makes you think that?", "I agree, the UK sucks.", "Your name makes me hungry ", "America, Canada, England, Italy...", "Are you implying Texas has no homeless? Look again. They are all over. Never ending line in and out of shelters and food pantries.", "Yah, under socialism everyone is the guy in the ground!", "Just wondering, how do you differentiate between propaganda and an honest post of political nature made by an individual just because they felt like it?\n\nAlso, how do you know there's vote manipulation in reddit?", "You could've at least been creative with the title.", "I knew it looked familiar. I used to go to that Pick n Save all the time. There are a lot of homeless guys around that area too. If you walk down that sidewalk its almost guaranteed someone will ask you for money.", "It’s not America. It’s a human society at its worst. ", "This happens all over the world not just america ", "I guess I should feel bad for working my ass off so I can afford nice things?", ">Why did you copy and paste the entire comment you were replying to?\n\nSeveral reasons. One of them is your convenience! ☺", "Hey you can breathe in their pure air! Or go on their uncensored internet!", "It's fortunate other countries don't have this problem. ", "They havent committed a crime to feel guilty about in the first place you moron, you shouldnt feel guilty because there are homeless people in existence. I'm guessing they are just saying this is not a result of capitalism so dont blame it. ", "Most of the world lives like this, or worse.", "Nice little Karma boost to the right there.", "I think more than just Americans use Reddit while shitting. ", "How dare you! Making positive choices that affect your life and following through with commitment that will better yourself and your lifestyle ", "Google Streetview car hasn't gone there...don't blame them", "I know right?", "Only the subs that start with an r/", "Who said they left him there? They coulda taken the picture and still taken action.", "Me too", "[France](http://www.aljazeera.com/mritems/imagecache/mbdxxlarge/mritems/Images/2016/5/31/1a55d7d04df54b108a1faa593bdb27d1_18.jpg)\n\n[France](http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/a58bffeb3b144345a32d69fa47bef89c/refugee-camp-on-barbes-boulevard-paris-france-fdttda.jpg)\n\n[France](https://media.rtl.fr/online/image/2016/0330/7782602048_le-camp-de-migrants-de-stalingrad-dans-le-nord-de-paris.jpg)", "“This is happening everywhere” \nYes we all know this just doesn’t happen in America, but you will see it more often here then other countries. \nAlso, you won’t see people waiving out the window like that completely oblivious/ignoring the poor man.", "Said the robot", "I believe is that mans decision to do whatever he wants to do with his own life, and that's the result of that liberty. If they are forced to change of life, it will go against his freedom of decision so to say. In addition to that, he could be a patient with psychiatric care needs, even though, there are social programs to help gentlemens in this situations, most of the time it is their decision to sleep on the streets. ", "That’s very American of them. ", "In mother Russia, only the lucky ones get to die.", "3rd wave Feminism", "Earth", "Clearly posted by someone that never traveled outside the US.", "Sure. In a historically irrelevant scenario that totally ignores the socioeconomic context.\n\nI'm not advocating for USSR's socialism. But i would explore a version of it under modern conditions. Especially considering that capitalism doesn't have an answer to the rapid automation of blue collar jobs.\n\nImagine the state of the economy, when just a couple of capital owners can deliver a factory's worth of goods. The jobs destroyed by new tech will vastly outnumber the ones they create.", "Not at all, but that it is less of a problem there. Please review the ample facts in the provided document and summary below. [The 2013 Annual Homeless Assessment Report to Congress](https://www.hudexchange.info/resources/documents/AHAR-2013-Part1.pdf) \n\nCalifornia accounts for 22% of the \"On a Single Night in January\" homeless population while Texas accounts for 5%. Some of the largest decreases were seen in Texas (this could come from a booming economy to homeless moving elsewhere but stating any of that would be pure conjecture)\n\nCalifornia accounts for 36% of the \"Chronically Homeless\" while Texas sits at yet again, 5%. So yeah... facts.\n\nPlus side, homeless rates declined 9.2% from 2007 to 2013. A lot of room to go but still a nice improvement.", "Sure, I agree, just mean people in general shit while redditing. It's not an American thing per se. At least not in the sense abortions, obesity and school shootings are. Oh and regime changes.", "If you got pussy, you would know maturity plays no role in it.\n\nBut keep guessing, kid.", "What awareness is being raised?? Like seriously, he could have offered the dude food or anything other than taking his picture, probably without his permission for ops gain. Dudes lame", "I have some debt on a credit card but I have a job that lets me pay it off, I have a house, sleep in a bed, shower daily, and have a full stomach everyday. \n\nI'd rather take that life over being homeless and claiming to have a positive bank account balance. ", "I have very little leisure time now. You might sit around enjoying your capitalism but I still value friends and family far more than money. And those exist long before the idea of capitalism came into the world. ", "[Funny you should say “true communism...”](https://i.imgur.com/eKUcGKB)", "Not fragile in the slightest. ", "I'm 14 and this is deep", "Nothing personnel, kid!", "#America\n\nAnd Asia, and Europe, and Oceania, and Africa ", "Are they? Opioid crisis, healthcare crisis, race wars, and idiot for a president... I can go on. ", "This. Poverty knows no borders. Everyone shits on the USA, but this is something every country experiences.", "We’re all living in Amerika\n\nAmerika\n\nAmerika ", "Tag me with whatever you want, only you can see it. If you want to live in a bubble that is your prerogative. ", "I have also been to the states 10 times in the last 2 years. ", "Didn’t see that one.", "Ha, you don't understand how it works. A YEAR!? If you need medical attention you get it for free. If you go to emerge with a tummy ache, ya you are going to wait. \n\nThe brainwashing is strong with this one. ", "nope. Lots of countries have housing, clothing and food for all citizens by law.", "I know.... Nothing I said implies shopping cart theft is good.", "Nope. Lots of countries provide housing, food and clothing to people without income. BeNeLux, Scandinivia, Switserland etc etc", "Of course I do. But most americans don't. ", "I got you responding like a scared little kid so I think I might be even better than you think ;)", "Every country on the planet\n\nFTFY OP", "Did it not look personal? It should have come across as personal.", "as if a reusable cup would change this.", "Lol now they are experts on our homelessness. It just never fucking ends with reddit", "Not Norway.", "Who are experts? ", "Its just amazing to me why they care so much. We're well aware of our healthcare system we have to use it everyday single day but they just completely remind us like we don't know. Or our issues with police. Yea, we fucking know. We see cops everyday. \n\nI just can't wrap my head around why they care. Do I know how life is in Germany for the average person? No. I just don't care. It's this odd obession they have", "trumps fault btw ", "Wow even Reddit is a small world! Neat to find fellow Milwaukeans(however you spell it)", "damn, right in the feels.", "There's nothing wrong with wealth inequality though. \n\nThis picture represents different life choices/circumstances more than anything else. \n\nIf you dont want wealth inequality, Venezuela is only a plane ride away. ", "Here it is, in case you didn't pull it up.\n\nhttp://100photos.time.com/photos/kevin-carter-starving-child-vulture\n\nIf you don't feel something when looking at it, you have no soul.", "cringe", "every single place in the world.", "I guess hobos in America had chose this life. Correct me if I am wrong.", "Who’s ”they”* ?", "...this post is clearly not from the liberal side of the spectrum.", "Pfffff that dude ain't homeless, he's just sleeping off his Chipotle coma.", "Fuck that guy.", "\n>Internet vigilantism has become the norm and it's come at the expense our American due process.\n\nNot in any way attemping to defend it, but I think this is because many liberal folk see our American due process as failing to do it's part.\n \n\n\n", "Denmark, Sweden & the Netherlands all seem nice", "Referring to it as \"getting pussy\" and calling a stranger on the internet kid. https://giphy.com/gifs/neil-degrasse-tyson-11caUX0P0nYZ32", "That's not really fair, is it? I mean, the girls may not even be able to see the (presumably) homeless man from their vantage point. Why try to make them look bad? And what about the photographer? Did he do anything to help the one in need of helping? He's just as guilty of not not doing anything, right? Don't get me wrong, everyone should be helping, but making two strangers look like idiots on the internet isn't really a good thing IMO.", "You sound like a real asshole, what kind of gay ass shit comment is this?? \n\nI suppose it's true what they say about Turkish people being the scum of the fucking earth. The most wretched, miserable, servile pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.\n\nAnd yes I used the famous quote from trainspotting cause it fits well with you Back stabbing cunts....I sincerely hope in the bottom of my heart that turkey turns into a fucking war zone. \n\nIraq 3.0 coming up!\n\n", "While that may be true, i replied to your comment about communism, then you gave me positive examples of socialism. That makes no sense given the context of the discussion. ", "Swap president for whatever national leader and you just described damn near every country ", "Look up TurkishDrillpress you dumb fuck ", "Wtf is with this anti America circle jerk on Reddit all of a sudden? Is no one going to point out that [New Zealand, Australia, Canada, Germany, UK, Sweden, France, and the Netherlands all have higher rates of homelessness then the US.](https://yaleglobal.yale.edu/content/cities-grow-worldwide-so-do-numbers-homeless) Some of those countries more then double the rate of the US.\n\nBut no, please continue. Poverty is obviously only an American problem. ", "Shithole country ", "First world****", "What action do you take exactly?", "See, information flows pretty freely in the US - and it's pretty accurate too especially demographic data. So your claim should be fairly easy for you to prove. You may not have known that since you clearly come from such a great place. ", "I think groups inside the US are trying to discredit the US as well.", "This.", "No need, and that's all the attention I will give you ...fucking vermin", "r/iam14andthisisdeep", "> No, The many helping the few because people are equal. You have been brainwashed.\n\nI never said anything about communism. I simply said the many helping the few. ", "Job vs no job", "Then it’s not part of Vatican City. And they have social services and charities out the wazoo in Rome, so they’re choosing to live that way. ", "I am not proud of where I come from. I am simply from there. I think it is healthy to recognize the imperfections and call them out. Demand more.\n\nThe minute you start saying you are the \"best country in the world\" you lose the momentum to do better.", "Outside the walls = not part of Vatican City", "Not from my experience, but in some countries they might not get fast food often.", "It's not just about people falling through cracks. We have means of supporting people, but there is the very high value of personal freedom. To the point where mental illness is a large cause of homelessness because we place such a large importance on the ability for people to make their own decisions that even the very people who struggle with making basic proper decisions for caring for themselves (addicts, mentally ill) are allowed to keep making their own decisions, even if it isn't always in their best interest. Put simply, these people are probably just suffering out of view in countries where you can't see them. ", "I don’t see anything wrong with this picture... is the lady at the ATM obligated to give her money? ", "Those eight-foot-long tapeworms have no sense of empathy.", "There aren't race wars happening in the US. Whoever told you there are was lying to you.\n\nAny of the other issues you bring up pale in comparison to the issues faced by literally anywhere but maybe Nordic and some of Western Europe. \n\nAll that and the US is doling out billions in foreign aid to try and help out other nations. Billions it can afford because it has so few serious domestic problems that would reasonably be a higher priority than helping foreign nations.\n\nKeep lying to yourself.\n\n\n\n", "Wow.. I really wish I had gold to give right now.", "Chipotle is truly American culture. ", "and what are you doing to combat that?", "Go there then. See how easily you get in and get a job, then enjoy having half your income taxed away. Don't come back bitching about their gas prices and tiny living spaces that are barely affordable on your entry level wage.", "Whatever you can, maybe give him some money, or get him some food, offer a ride to a shelter. Sometimes there isn't much you can do, but you do what you can.", "He must be in college. Naps anywhere. Good for him.", "Step 1: Find a homeless guy with a sign.\n\nStep 2: Pay him $20 to follow you to said coffee shop and lie down in front of the window.\n\nStep 3: Get patrons attention and take a picture.\n\nStep 4: Sell picture for $$$\n\n[edit] for adding new lines.", "You do know their rates of happiness are higher than ours? I'd enjoy it alot, you pay more taxes, pay less elsewhere like health care. The wages are higher too so they can take more away", "I read this and tbh, I have no clue as what you trying to say. I mean, it's clear- English is not first language.", "But that taxed income is then spent on creating a nice country. It isn't like you are being robbed. \n\nI spend over half my income on living somewhere without poor people anyway, might as well give it to the government so they can solve problems rather than spending it on dodging them.", "AKA America is a ball of flaming hot mag-ma", "You don't understand why other countries criticize backwards policies that affect hundreds of millions of people? \n\nHow do you feel about Saudi Arabia?", "China?", "It just means heavily biased in favor of left leaning political opinion, to those of us who aren't alt-right anyways.", "Amazing how you know he didn't give him food or anything. I don't see you out there giving food to the homeless either, so that didn't happen right? Sounds like you're pretty lame too.", "Except Canada, Norway, Germany, UK, Finland...", "Every word after nation was redundant. There's no such thing as a utopia without class.", "Which ones are the refugees?", "I don't think you know what an analogy is. You can also have guilt without a crime being committed. Also I have never claimed anything about the picture capitalist or otherwise.", "The America part comes in when you know it's one of the wealthiest nations in the world, and still has one of the largest homeless populations, shitty social services and an incredibly high income gap.", " We shouldn't be worried about them, we should be worried about our own countrymen. ", "Kek", "Also, no matter how comprehensive a country's social services are, in most places you can't force* people use them against their will. Many state sponsored housing units require tenants to not use street drugs or include a requirement that people with severe, disruptive mental illnesses take medication. People sometimes choose homelessness over accepting these requirements.", "It doesn't seem very active", "This guy doesn't like that foreigners criticize america. \n\nNot sure whether your comment was a criticism of the USA or not but either way it was using anecdotal evidence to try to undermine census data.\n\nThe homelessness number in america vary greatly from place to place. Homeless people tend to congregate in areas that are friendly to homeless people like San Francisco, San Diego, LA, NY, and Portland. If you went to some places in those cities you might think the USA is riddled with homeless, if you got to others (even poor areas) you might think the US has few homeless.", "> >Why did you copy and paste the entire comment you were replying to?\n> \n> I don't see the problem\n\nA bit unnecessary don't you think?\n\n", "I mean I’m not the one taking a picture of a homeless dude laying on the fucking side walk.... and I’ll go on a whim that this dude “raising awareness” for his social media pages probably didn’t offer this man anything.\n\n\n\nEdit: looked up this mans pictures and basically it’s a circle jerk of people putting witty captions like the one above on this picture for their social media.... huh go figure.", "> Billions it can afford \n\nMhm. Have you looked at aMERICA'S DEBT? ", "Did you recognize the shop front, or the homeless guy?", "Europe. Just less homeless ppl but more ignorant ppl. ", "Maybe that's their dad sleeping after a long day of shopping. Assumptions, assumptions. ", "I'd never forget about the Mariana Trench\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF6S8ZJFWiE", "Being unhappy about something != crisis\n\nAs horrible as it is a very small percentage of the population is affected by opioid use. Health care may be expensive and not people’s ideal system, but people still receive world class care and breakthrough treatments. For all the media coverage it gets, America is less racist than most countries I’ve been to. Having an idiot for president for 4 years is not that big of a the grand scheme of things.", "Let us know if you need help packing", "God damn!!! Fuckers here so busy going \"this is everywhere\" \"this is out of context\" \n\nFuck all you cocksuckers. Take some god damn responsibility for your nation you fucks! \n\nWe spend entire countries budgets on bombs every fucking year, we give billionaire's tax shelters and loopholes to play in, we give the homeless a half hearted gesture and an overall fuck you. \n\nYes this is america, it pretty much perfectly sums up the nation and the peoples thought process.\n\nLet a god damn rabbit show up hurt on reddit and he'll get a ten thousand dollar go fund me account. Homeless dude gets 979 fucking excuses.... \n\n\"Well uhhh every country has homeless that's why I just piss on them cuz they're used to it\" \n\nDon't worry tender skin douches of reddit, someone will post a \"i was the smart child\" meme and that'll put you right back in your normal moods.... so go ahead and down vote the only fucker who told the truth on this whole fucking thread. ", "I’ll bet it’s a Democrat controlled city in California ", "Maybe this can provide more context:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/zvCGtxeknSg", "Ooooo is that Chipotle?!\n", "> Yes, communism puts the women out there with the man. Misery equally spread to all instead of a few.\n\nThis is the comment you replied to. The discussion was about communism", "This is incredibly dishonest. Are you really going to use one solitary picture of three strangers to say that this is the whole socio-economic status of the country? Based on the angles, I don't even know that they would realize that he is there. \n\nAnd further, name one country where this picture or worse couldn't be taken. No matter where you go, there will always be those with such poverty that they can not afford to do anything but sleep on the sidewalk. It's been that way for thousands of years. The only time I can't imagine this picture being able to set up, is a place of such poverty that everyone is in his position. ", "To be fair, the women being photographed are also not tasked with solving homelessness, they are allowed to have lunch without some photographer deciding to make them seem like assholes. I work downtown, you could probably have a thousand photos of me eating with a homeless person laying around someone in it, doesn't make it more my job than a photographers to take action..\n", "Blocks you say\n\nhttps://youtu.be/zvCGtxeknSg", "Precisely.", "You get an upvote for teaching me something.", "Is it that you don't view homelessness as a problem or that that this picture is just two people eating and one homeless person? \n\nHomelessness is typically kept hidden from view. Here's a peek behind the curtain: https://youtu.be/zvCGtxeknSg", "I didn’t say that at all. It says. “America” that is where the picture was taken in 2013. End of story. ", "That the rich entitled Americans in the shop should give up their time and money to bring themselves down to bring that guy up thereby balancing out the force.", "Of course i view homelessness as a problem, i just don’t get the point of this picture and how it supposedly represents America. I feel like it’s just not that deep. Not American, by the way, so my perspective could be different. Also, thanks for the link! Really interesting video.", "These attorneys received their law degrees from Costco. They don't understand what an analogy or logical fallacy is.", "Under Putin, Russian living standards have doubled and life expectancy has increased by ten years. Russia has universal health care, free college education, and a manned space program -- things that the United States doesn't have.\n\nTrue, Putin may have poisoned a billionaire. In America, the government only kills poor people. Or just lets them die.\n\n", "We do have the best Universities but this is mostly a symptom of being the most populous first world country. \n\nThe US doesn't hold up when population is taken into account. For example the US has 323 million people yet publishes fewer papers than France Germany and Britain who have a combined population of 216 million. Per capita we barely beat Portugal. Ireland beats us by roughly 25%. \n\nThis is made even worse when you consider the sheer number of foreign national professors. US draws on nearly 1 billion English speakers worldwide for the best and brightest. All of my well-renowned professors in University (except 1) were Indian or Chinese. 30% of CA students are foreign nationals.\n\nWe do well in tech companies, but lets see how these next few years go. The president is currently trying to sabotage California's success and autonomy which might change things.", "Is your butthole not in the middle of your butt?", "Yeah, I think this video is much more telling of the homeless problem in the US, but people tend to fetishize still photos as \"art\".", "OP you're braindead", "Is there a word for that, because I have this too and it'd be great to articulate it... Don't be such a quasi philosophical simpleton, Stacy.", "What's up with everyone always shitting on America? ", "I guess the guy filming this to \"raise awareness\" should have offered everyone something. https://youtu.be/zvCGtxeknSg I mean, you should definitely shit on him for filming.\n\nBy the way, you know, in many places it's illegal to give food to the homeless: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/10/22/357846415/more-cities-are-making-it-illegal-to-hand-out-food-to-the-homeless\n\nThink about that fact for a moment.", "Bitch and moan on the internet to look like a virtuous person of course! Actual action shall never be taken by the likes of him, because all he cares about is promoting the issue rather than fixing it.", "This", "Think about the fact it’s illegal to give homeless food handouts? It’s also illegal to allow illegal immigration but hey the United States seems to turn a blind eye to that, and almost everyone and there mother goes out and protests for illegal immigration. Surely a few cheeseburgers is less severe than that right??? I guess not, to bad he’s not an illegal, he’d probably have a job and his own go fund me by now.", "Yeah, and now their faces are being shared across the internet without their consent to prove some sort of socioeconomic point. I feel bad for them", "Is it helping or enabling. Hardly a religious man here but feeding him a fish doesn’t help me fish. Many many many poor choices led him here. No different than addiction, you can’t motivate someone. I’ll tell you what should motivate him... not having shelter, not having food, not having security. I don’t believe any of that is free... every man has a right to obtain it, but no man shall have to provide it. That’s crazy and the reason this even exists in the quantity it does. ", "And literacy.\n\nthan\n\nSorry, I had to go there.", " should they let this random homeless man stay in their house? Many people can afford to give homeless people a lot of money. The sad part about it is that a lot of homeless people are like that due to drugs and such and giving them money won’t help them.", "Even if they did see him, it's really nothing new.\n\nThe sad part is that we've grown up to ignore this.\n\nAnd the title: America? That's the world. That picture could be anywhere on Earth.", "Holy non-sequitur batman. It's nice to see that you're so open to discussion and critical thought...", "But at least thing would be equal...or something", "They have locking wheels here in Atl for most stores downtown. ", "This response has literally no substance to it and makes 0 sense. Where is YOUR discussion for me or critical thought you want convey my way??? Or do you just have another dumb comment to make for karma? ", "Yea....again with these assumptions. To make it a lot clearer you have no idea if this man gave him food or anything.", "ummm what black dude I was referring to the homeless person.", "Ya! Where a picture can be unknowingly taken out of context then used to spark outrage and shame.", "You think no substance is bad, what about the national debt, or the rain in Spain? \n\nNow watch that sweet sweet karma come cascading down... any minute now.", "What the fuck? ", "Definitely not just America buddy. Get off your high horse", "yeah, America is the only country in the world with poverty and people with money ", "I’m assuming by what I’ve seen on his National Geographic profile. He’s very active with his pictures and posts a lot of random shit. I’m also gonna assume if he DID do something it would have also been photographed... who knows", "And/or whose \"they\"", "Ah yes. It boils down to the karma for SM whores :D", "It was a knee jerk reaction that didn't help the conversation at all.\n\nI absolutely can and fucking did attack your argument. I attacked your person because you're definitely trolling.\n\nI don't have infinite wisdom or ever even claimed to be smarter than you. You invented that.\n\nI don't even know what you disagree with me about. This isn't about belief based discrimination on my part. This is about you being an T_D supporting asshole of a troll. I'm fine with being vulgar towards scum like you.", "Is this your argument?\n\nGet the fuck out troll.", "No. ", " Prove me wrong", "Is my previous comment somehow incorrect?", "Muh resistance!", "Counter: yes.", "What’s wrong? I see two hard working women who have spent their wages on some food.... ", "Dumb.", "Dude, you have no idea what you're talking about. We get it, you have an inferiority complex and you hate America. You sound like an angry little kid", "I believe he was referencing the teleports behind you meme", "Here's my 'gonna get downvoted into oblivion comment of the week'... That guy knows the system we all live in. He chose a series of things to get him where he is. I used to live on the street and I worked hard to get out of it. He earned what he has. I have no problem with this picture whatsoever. ", "How on earth is this \"political\"? Human decency is a political position now?", "Hahaha have you ever seen Paris? More than half the population is homeless it seems", "Hey, I’m taking a shit too!!", "Christ, ya'll aren't even trying to pretend to be non-Russian anymore are you? ", "Smells like ~~high school~~ teen spirit.", "OP, why don't you take the homeless man back to karma-whore island. ", "I don't follow random YouTube links. ", "Yes, I hear people are dying to live there.", "Empathy is overrated. It's the kind of shit that gets me to hope that a homicidal cartel's money launderer on Ozark* defeats an FBI agent.", "Yes. It's just the USA, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, & Denmark which are reasonably inhabitable. I pity those victims in Switzerland. And, uh, can you imagine living in Finland? The poor souls. ", "That's too big of a question for me to answer here.", "> Honestly, I don't know enough about Australia to comment. I've never visited.\n\nSpoken like a true cowboy. ", "according to americans", "People always complain about capitalism. So communism was invented. That didn’t work. So socialism seemed like the compromise middle ground. But that also had it’s own issues. \n\nNo economic system is perfect. There will always be poverty, and there will always be people with a lot of money. It’s how things are. And taking one photo without context isn’t proving anything that we didn’t already know.", "Like america is the only one who has poor people", "Yeah, that's a nice little essay there, but when you look at the actual numbers, breakthroughs, and technology coming out of the US, you can clearly see the \"exceptionalism\" is still there.\n\nI get it, the world hates Trump and their opinions of the US are declining as a result of that. But the US isn't going anywhere for a long time, nor is it failing.", "JFC. I mean you want him to say black people even though he clearly just referring to the country's citizens. Stop race baiting.", "I guess you've never been to India.", "Haha you're a straight up liar or else you would have said that first thing. Regardless of all that being here doesn't mean you're anecdotal experience is a reflection on anyone but yourself. ", "I think the point is that they like the status quo", "I think it's just a poorly worded picture/post. ", "That's what makes this typical of America after all then, right?", "any country", "really? because i recon i'm quite the city slicker.\n", "This is clearly the work of capitalism. Utopian societies like Venezuela have 0% homelessness", "Yes. But you clearly haven't read or understood a thing I've said.", "I'd bet the guy sleeping on the ground eats at mcdonalds too...", "Yeah, people getting shocked at this has never seen third world countries of Asia and Africa. America is still much much better off.", "It was a joke from a movie (can’t remember the name).\n\nSo stop crying like a child when a joke offends you.", "Yeah, It’s pretty bad. You’d think they don’t read about the rampant corruption, the state directed murders and torture, the treatment of members of the homosexual and transgender community, the “elections” and political stifling, the control of the media and the strangleholds on people’s freedoms of expression and speech. \n\nI get that our First Amendment not a thing there, but there is a reason we hold it in such high regard. \n\nThat fucker is on the top of each of our intelligence and military lists as the #1 threat to America. He’s there for a reason. \n", "The thing is that some countries combat it rather than vilifying the victims. ", "There is Sealand. ", "They probably have the same net worth.", "Not only can you tell that they're crying, but you can tell that they're crying like a child* based on that comment? Wow, that's impressive", "You assume the photographer is American...", "Of course there are exceptions, I’m talking in general and based on my experience being around homeless people for 29 years in Detroit.", "I don’t get it. ", "I'm not alt-right either. Being politically cucked though means that you like to watch your country get fucked. ", "I know right. Now watch this.\n\nYour pretentiousness for the literal is why you can’t comprehend the fact that in the middle of the Sahara desert is more desert.", "Haha it's not communism though unless it looks like the utopian rainbow paradise I imagine it to be.", "Good job!", "I dont get it. ", "I’m glad you’re sticking up for them, but I didn’t think ill of the ladies in the pic. I realized they couldn’t see him for one thing, and even if they could, what can they do about where this guy takes a nap? Should they not eat? Not wave for a picture? I don’t blame them for this guy not having a place to sleep. There could be any number of reasons. This guy could have lost his job due to automation and eventually couldn’t pay his bills so he got evicted. He could have a mental illness. He could be an alcoholic or drug addict. He could be an anti establishment bloke who wants to live off the grid. He could be an actor. Who the hell knows? If the town/city/borough has problems with homeless why not call in Red Cross or Salvation Army to help? ", "No.", "Then the picture is still America, just on a whole different, meta level.", "You know I wish I can believe that. But his country has gone down hill. We want to believe this. Lady look at person taking photo then decide to waive at it. No american does this that I know. The reality is that it is what it is. ", "What a dumb caption", "Is it their fault he's sleeping outside? \n\nHow much of their money should they give him so they're off the hook? All of it? Enough so that they each have the same amount? Are they required to give away money they earned to not be bad people? How much have you donated recently? \n\nShould they let him stay in their house? Would you. \n\nThey're not actively harming the man just because they're inside with the money for coffee. They're not helping him, but they're not harming him either. \n\nMost of the world is like that. Millions of people die all the time and some probably could be saved if you or I each gave up all of our posessions and money to help. Are we all bad people? \n\nHow much of another person's life is your responsibility?", "Most Americans don't vilify the poor, they vilify poverty. Poverty should be vilified. No one should want to be poor. Everyone who is poor should want to raise themselves from poverty.\n\nWe don't exactly treat our homeless very well, but that's mainly because most of our homeless are only homeless because they have severe mental issues or drug addictions. Besides locking them away in institutions when they haven't committed a crime, or spending ridiculous amounts of money on mental healthcare, there really isn't a good way to solve homelessness.\n\nThese things take time. We haven't even broken the stigma surrounding mental health such that wealthy, well known people feel comfortable talking about. Nor have we solved the issues with even providing basic affordable healthcare. It will take some time before we can truly solve the mental health crisis. But that doesn't mean that no one is trying or that no one cares.", "People in America have no clue what real poverty is.\n\n\n\n", "Fuck you.", "> But we were literally established on account of our taking others land\n\nWhich country in the world isn't?", "source?", "and then what", "He was probably not hungry so decided to have a little ciesta while mum and the daughter finished their lunch", "Time to remove the bourgeois!", "Taken 4 years ago under Obama", "So you're both dishonest and a cunt", "do me next", "See the NN debate on reddit for a prime example", "Stop telling west of great life style in Russia! Now you get job demotion of sewer cleaner to, two life times of coal mining in Siberia!", "just heavily implied it", "Everywhere.", "Of course it isn't fair... that pretty much seems like the point. If they knew the context from the camera's perspective maybe (hopefully) they would have a different response. Shouldn't we strive to be aware of the struggles of others more consistently? That seems like the real point the photographer is trying to make here. I wouldn't blame these people in the photo for being insensitive when they were likely trying to do the opposite by engaging the photographer with smiles. People seem to oversimplify these issues from whatever angle you look at them and use them to their own ideological advantage. This man's situation needs to be improved for sure, but portraying the others as they appear in this shot is what really seems to be unfair. This is the photographers composition, and their message. nothing more.", "Such an edgy title.", "Powerful picture", "Dude homelessness is s systemic issue that cannot be solved by handing out food to strangers on the street. If you want to hand out food do it at a local food pantry or a homeless shelter, that might actually help someone for more than a minute. \n\nSharing this photo and acknowledging the problem does help a hell of a lot.", "Ahh not the nordics.", "\"Everywhere\"", "Ah too bad but understandable. I am genuinely curious.", "Wanna lick my asshole? ", ">Dear White People, Please Stop Pretending Reverse Racism Is Real\n\nYou know Vice has a point, it is just racism \n\n>It's literally impossible to be racist to a white person. \n\n...Never mind they are just stupid", "Democrat controlled Milwaukee, to be precise.", "Those look like major health and safety hazards", "Life.", "depending on if you think camrea captures the image of your soul", "who drives SUV anymore?", "What is the difference between the two?", "Stupid picture and comment op \n\nAnd black employment is at all time high thanks to trump", "Have you actually visited other places?", "To be fair Vatian city is only .2 square miles", "The first half way interesting political picture i have seen here in a while.\n\nWish the picture was to the right some\n\n", "The US defines homeless as people living in the street. \n\nMost other countries also include people who are living in sheltered accomodation, temporary housing, couch surfing and living in vehicles in their definition of homeless.\n\nThe definition varies quite a bit by county. ", "That breaks my heart", "Because the statistics on the Wikipedia page are bullshit and that other Yale link leads to an OECD paper that's got a massive disclaimer at the top how the statistics cannot be compared directly (like in that laughable bar graph) because each country has a separate definition of homlessness.\n\nThe American study covers only rough sleepers and people in hostels. The UK ones for example come from Shelter and cover rough sleeper, hostels and anyone signed up for and waiting for council housing.\n\nCouncil housing in the UK goes to much more than homeless people. Young mothers moving out of their parents, disabled people waiting for more suitable accommodation, anyone living in crowded conditions.\n\nLike always America doesn’t compare apples to apples and comes out on top because of it.", "Lol yes this comment should’ve been the top one. ", "WE do a great job of it. \n\nHey let's cut mental health care. ", "We certainly vilify the poor. ", "The second wikipedia link is extrmely unreliable and biased. For example, for the US it counts only people actually living on the street and not in shelters or housing programs, while for Germany it counts all of them including people in shelters and housing programs (increasing the number more than 10 fold).", "[If you actually follow the sources on that article you'd read the OECD report with it's giant disclaimer at the top that the data between countries cannot be compared because each uses different definitions of homelessness.](http://www.oecd.org/els/family/HC3-1-Homeless-population.pdf)\n\nThey use officially reported data by each country. Since it comes up a lot I know for a fact the UK/US comparison is entirely unfair because the US defines homelessness as rough sleepers or people in temporary accommodations whereas the UK with it's social program has what's known as \"statutory homelessness\" which is where you're legally considered homeless because the state has a duty to provide suitable housing to all citizens.\n\nTeen mothers living with their parents, disabled people living in unsuitable homes, adults who share a bedroom... all considered [statutorily homeless](https://www.gov.uk/guidance/homelessness-data-notes-and-definitions). Like far to many statistics used on reddit this is just another apples to oranges comparison.", "Does it? That Wikipedia page you are probably thinking about that says the US has a rate of 0.18% and the UK has 0.5% is comparing apples and oranges. If you look at the sources it says that 0.18% in the US actually sleep on the freaking street (not counting shelters and housing programs), while 0.5% in the UK sleep in “rough accomodation” including shelters.", "Of course", "The problem here is that you're reasonable. There are a lot of people out there who are not at all reasonable. Those are the sorts of people that send death threats to complete strangers.", "literally 2 seconds of googling can show that this is not an exclusively US problem. The US is doing surprisingly well compared to some European countries. Japan is kickin some butt though.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population", "I worked in Philadelphia. I got to know a few of the local homeless guys. All of them had psychiatric problems, usually schizophrenia. They CHOOSE to live on the street. Every six months or so, the guy I knew best 'Eddie' would get picked up by the cops, usually because he scared someone. He would eat out of the trash cans, he would shout things at the top of his voice randomly. Sometimes unintelligible things, but sometimes things like 'DEAD!, DEAD!' He'd get jailed, put in adult care facility, and made to take his meds. I run into him while I was smoking out in front of my store. He'd be clean, clean shaven, and surprisingly lucid. He shyly say a quick 'Hi, how's it going?' Then I wouldn't see him for a month, then I'd see him again. He'd be back in his filthy clothes, off his meds, and out of his mind again. The problem is, he's an adult. He can't be committed ro forced to take his meds if he didn't want to, and he didn't. When his court ordered time was up he'd just walk away and be back on the street again. It's sad really. Last time he got arrested he told me how got put in a regular holding cell and someone knocked out some of his teeth. We watched out for him as best we could. If he got sick during winter sometime I used to let him sleep behind a display rack in the store until the staff had to leave for the night. We'd buy him food from time to time but he would n't take it from us, only after we'd thrown it in the trash.", "It's like he's completely invisible to them. Sad :(", "turn that frown upside down...", "As a guy who has traveled the world, this happens no matter where you are. ", "I remember one night after finishing a lovely meal with my family, we walked back to the train station and walked passed a homeless man sleeping outside a rolex store. The juxtaposition was deep. ", "whoa... O_O Truly opened mine eyes", "Excuse me, no its not.", "My number was nationwide, not just Tokyo. But even with that in mind, the answer is still the same: yes there is homelessness in Japan. ", "It was explored by Obama and failed.", "Yes I have. You're just wrong ", "And reality", "You are dishonest end of story.", "I'm glad some one else doesn't let other people paint America to be a shit hole", "You just can't handle our freedom", "Source?", " Here you go: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_homeless_population", "At least they're not reverse vampires from Tansylvania. They crave the sun.", "I think it'd more likely just be a process of people paying bills over time, with no single moment when everyone has to pay every bill all at once. ", "In what sense is the USA being fucked by the photo in question? Should we only post rosy pictures of America that say \"America\", lest we be cucks? You're expressing nationalism, right? ", "Boy howdy. ", "Right. Plus some extraterritorial areas.", "Lol, I kept looking and saw the signature, but then couldn't find my own comment to delete. ", "lol\n", "> No it doesn't. Please refer where it says it does.\n\nYou post where it says that, and then ask me to do the same? Weird.\n\n> over half a million people were living on the streets, in cars, in homeless shelters, or in subsidized transitional housing during a one-night national survey last January", "Too true brother", "The picture isn't as powerful, and wouldn't be the same without their smile. \n\nIt's important that those women not be anonymous, they are you and me.", "I love how all your sources are from one single twitter account, a twitter account that is a obviously fake, created to make antifa look like psychopaths. Didn't their pinned tweet tip your off that this is a bullshit account? And the fact that their tweets only get about 20 likes?\n\n[Russian trolls have created plenty of these accounts and one was even caught tweeting from Russia.](https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/59dwed/a-fake-antifa-account-was-busted-for-tweeting-from-russia-vgtrn)\n\nJust another example of right wingers completely unable to spot fake news and troll accounts.", "And six months later it will all be gone.", "I’ll tell you this. The ladies look well kept. The street looks clean, not a speck of trash. Even the “bum” has fresh white socks and a white shirt. His jeans and boots are clean. Something is fishy here, and it ain’t his smell. ", "That's the whole world. LOL ", "True. Read Katherine Boo's \"Behind the Beautiful Forevers\"", "Really with all of this? I'm in no financial position to affect anyone's wealth gap. I related a simple anecdote, nothing more.", "Yet oddly enough, this picture was taken in the United States 🤔", "Is it really a choice when you have psychiatric problems though? No one in their right mind chooses to live like that. People naturally want stability and comfort. The real problem is that they can be violent and aggressive. The solution is beyond me, but probably involves decades more research into the brain. ", "\"Give me liberty and/or give me death!\"", "That statement is wrong in every possible way.\n\nBut why do you think Obama failed exactly?", ".... That they didn't or can't see the man is the whole point. That our luxuries blind us to the suffering around us. ", "I don't get it. ", "):", "Wow, insecure much? As if this picture is attacking you personally and telling you that it's your responsibility. \n\nLet's just enjoy juxtaposition and generalized social commentary without taking it as an attack against your humanity and decency. The point is to make you think about the questions you're asking, this picture is not trying to answer them.", "I don't know if a fast food lunch out of a styrofoam tray is really luxury. It's got to be pretty close to the cheapest hot meal you can buy right?", "The vast majority of people on the street have psychological issues and throwing money at them does not help. Unless it's used to buy them food for a day so they don't starve or a sleeping bag so they don't die overnight. Maybe a health checkup so an infection doesn't kill them. But you are right. That homeless man is no one's responsibility. But it says something about a society. What would you say is the percentage of homeless people in the US? Let's look it up. Well Google thinks it's 550,000 but I would safely double that. So even at 1 million it's only 0.3% of the population. That seems do-able, no? There's no way we would ALL have to give up everything we own just to help that few people, right? Let's make another comparison. So Googling \"death row inmate costs\" gives a WILD range of costs that vary state to state. But whatever number you decide on, it's money paid by taxes for the care of murderers, rapists, robbers, etc. Even death row inmates are given basic human rights, which include food, medical attention, a roof and clothing. People that a State is trying to kill, is taken care of better than a homeless person who has done nothing wrong. He just exists in our line of sight. ", "Hum, yeah- I say that in my post. There are a lot of services in Rome but there is also a lot of poverty and mental illness. As I'm sure you know most arrangements through Caritas or other organizations are not suitable for people with mental illness or addiction. ", "Yet 99.99% of you walk by the same shit and don't do a damn thing.\n\nVirtue signaling at its finest.\n\n\"Oh, look at this problem. Just gonna walk on by after pointing out to everyone how it makes me feel.\"\n", "Real antifa, not even close", "I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean, but I assume you're going to keep believing this trash with zero proof and spreading it around social media because it validates your existing beliefs. You and the rest of the right are basically r/forwardsfromgrandma at this point.", "You can watch videos online of people at those “demonstrations” flying antifa flags, chanting their chants and being little shits, like yourself.\n\nYou have been blocked so enjoy your years with the GEOTUS\n\nPS it means it is a real antifa account. You think a fake one would get promoted by google or have a history that long?", "1. The account is no \"promoted\" by google and there are plenty of ways to get to the front page. And that account has only been around since April 2017, so not exactly a long history.\n\n2. Blocking anyone who points out your peddling of fake news? Real open minded aren't you?", "I never used cuck in relation to the photo. I said reddit mods were cucked, which is true. I'm not ashamed of being an American nationalist though, as there is no reason not to be proud to live in what is the greatest most prosperous nation we've ever known. Propaganda like this was frequently used by the soviets an in attempt to weaken national pride and create class divisions, and I won't let that happen.", "So why are you making that accusation against the mods? ", "Because they don't moderate in an impartial manner, and anyone who has been on reddit for a while and has any sort of honesty can see that. As young tech user have become more politically radical, social media has become a more intolerant place. Reddit is just a symptom of that.", "The right to choose. To choose to work and be successful. And the right to not. America was never about outcome. America was about opportunity. ", "Hard to do someone when they live in a box under a bridge. :P\n\nIf you couldn't tell I was joking but nothing is a joke on reddit. ", "And since you are just one person on the internet I will disregard everything you say as well. What a world you have created. ", "Haha. I was half joking but you moronic Americans have such big patriotic boners it caused a shit storm. ", "I live in one of those countries that has free health care and I have never had to wait a year nor has anyone I have ever known. \n\nI broke my face playing rugby and was in with a plastic surgeon the next day. Fixed as good as new and I didn't have to pay a dime.\n\nAnother time I went in thinking I had mono and waited for 4 hours to see a doctor. I should have just made an appointment with my family doctor or gone to a walk in clinic. It is all about knowing how to use the system. I have personally never found it inefficient. \n\nIf you are hurt you get help quickly. It goes in priority of severity of injury, not how much money you have. ", ">No, The many helping the few because people are equal.\n\nAnd this is the comment you replied to. \n\nCommunism has been implemented wrong because people are intrinsically corrupt but the idea is not a bad one. Everyone equal, everyone gets as much as the next. It almost sounds utopian. \n\n\n", "That idiot is making you look terrible and you are rapidly loosing credibility in the world. ", "I am aware that i replied to that, and that the context was communism.\n\n> Communism has been implemented wrong because people are intrinsically corrupt but the idea is not a bad \n\nThis is like saying you have 1,000 lines of really great code for an amazing app, but the only problem is it doesn't work when you try to run it. \n\nIt doesn't matter how good of an idea communism is on paper, if it doesn't work when you try to apply it to a community then it is a worthless ideology. ", "Capitalism is not perfect either. Should we scrap that too? Or should we take the best parts of all ideologies mash them together and find something that works for everyone. Throwing out the whole concept because you have been told it is evil seems wrong to me. ", "For one, it has very little effect on my day to day life. \n\nMoreover, there is nothing I can do about it. So why would I let it add stress, anger and anxiety to my life. In fact for most people, that added anger and stress is probably the largest impact he is having on their lives. ", "> Capitalism is not perfect either. Should we scrap that too?\n\nNo. Because while it isn't perfect it also doesn't crumble and completely fail when put in practice. \n\n> Throwing out the whole concept because you have been told it is evil seems wrong to me\n\nShow me where i said it was evil...\n\nI am against it not because of any sense of moral good or bad, but because it has shown that it doesn't work", "I've been on Reddit for years & didn't get that impression about r/pics, actually. What kind of cucked censorship have you seen on r/pics?", ">it has shown that it doesn't work\n\nYou could say the same about capitalism.\n\nI don't think all of karl marx' ideas should be thrown out because we have all been told communism is bad. It was a huge propaganda complex that cause you to hate it in the first place. Does that not worry you? ", "While I agree with that, I like to be respected on the world stage as well. Trump's words and actions will have a lasting effect on america's image. It might not affect you but your kids will feel it. \n\nIgnorance is not an acceptable solution. ", "> You could say the same about capitalism\n\nWhat are you talking about? There are examples of it working all over the world. \n\n> because we have all been told communism is bad\n\nI don't know how to say this any more clearly. It has nothing to do with whether it's intrinsically good or bad, it's that, by your own admission, it doesn't work. \n\nIf a country implements a communist system that works for a century + then we'd have reason to argue it's merits. But in the history of civilization that has never happened. I think that should tell you something. ", "Many socialistic constructs in place within our capitalist system have been stolen from the writings of karl marx. So you could say It is already part of our structure. We do not live in a pure capitalist society it is a melting pot of ideas.\n\n ", "Except for Cub, Revolutionary Catalonia, The Free Territory in Ukraine, The Paris Commune, and other successful leftist states.", "You can take ideas from Marx and incorporate them into a capitalist economy, but the system is still fundamentally capitalist. \n\nAlmost every economy in the world is somewhere on a spectrum between socialist and pure capitalist- us on the more capitalist side, Europe (particularly the Nordic countries) more on the socialist side. They all run on basic capitalist principles. ", "You're welcome. ", "Yeah I replied once to laugh at you, go eat your cheetos neckbeard. Your life is a joke. ", "Wow talk about projection. I don't like cheerios btw. ", "No one listens to anyone, no thanks. ", "Sure they did, sweetheart. Welcome to the easily offended bandwagon. \"HES SAYING WE'RE ALL LIKE THIS! BOOOHOOO\"\n\nbunch of whiny pussies, damn. ", "Sure but you seem to be demonizing all of communism when some of it is being used today in your country. This is how I have found americans deal with anything that isn't capitalism. ", "Do you like to read? Because I never mentioned cheerios. Im sorry man but Im not getting into it with a desperate lonely internet troll today. Blocked. Take it as a victory, we both know this is all you have. ", "Except for you that listens to you're friends and takes it as gospel and then lies to try and make a point. Go back to homeroom. ", "America, where emotions are exploited for social media points.", "You're projecting arguments that i haven't even made. I have not once demonized it. Saying that it hasn't worked in practice is not the same as demonizing it. \n\nYou can take some elements of communism and apply it to a capitalist economy, but the economy is still fundamentally capitalist. My arguments have all been about economies that are fundamentally communist. ", "You are saying the entirety of communism hasn't worked while many of its practices are in use today. ", "Well past homeroom you twat. \n\nAnd yes I listen to the people I respect. I feel sorry for you that you have no one in your life like that. ", "haha, have a good one.\n\nI will consider this a victory. Thanks. And you have no idea what I have. >-))'>", "You think all countries have a homeless problem? Why do you think that?", "Correct. The system as a whole does not work. ", "But parts of it do. You said communism makes everyone live in misery. I do not think this is true, hence me argument. ", "I never once said that. I said the system has never worked in practice. You even agreed that the system doesn't work, since people are inherently greedy", "the comment I responded to originally said that. not sure if you wrote it or not. ", "Now I just feel even worse than I did before", "\"What it is\" = a staged photo", "[Interesting you say that.](http://www.sciencealert.com/china-just-overtook-us-in-scientific-output-first-time-published-research)\n\n[Reddit Submission Link](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/7sbfxc/china_just_overtook_the_us_in_scientific_output/)\n\nEdit: Also [interesting](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/370298-us-drops-to-8th-on-best-countries-list)", "Haha \"it's sad that you have critical thinking skills and don't just believe everything you hear\" maybe go back to homeroom then because you didn't slearn anything the first time Sally. ", "Alt title: Bad Life Choices", "My critical thinking skills allow me to filter information. And the diarrhea coming from you doesn't really interest me.\n\nAnd my name is not sally. Your assumptions make you look the fool. ", "\"I have critical thinking skills but I actually thought you thought my name was sally\" you're not as smart as you think you are Nancy. Again stay in school and eat your vegetables. Kids need them. ", "Obama failed in every possible way. His socialist policies towards business and health care strangled the recovery. His far left policies on the environment, immigration, and the economy let to Donald Trump. ", "done school, and I eat tons a veggies. \n\nAgain your assumptions make you look like a fool. ", "Lol, I can't actually believe you're dumb enough to think I believe you're actually in school. I'm actually commenting on the low level of intellect as though you're still a child which I highlighted with the veggies comments. If thats all still to confusing for you then look around and ask an adult to explain it to you. Ironically your inability to grasp this actually proves my point. ", "This all goes back to the 1980s when Reagan defunded and closed all the public mental asylums in his effort to slash taxes. Before that people with chronic metal illness could be committed for the publics and their own protection. That can't be done anymore.", "> Obama failed in every possible way.\n\nWhat kind of alternate reality do you occupy my dude? \n\nAccording to Census Bureau :\n\n(Keep in mind that Obama took office right in the midst of the worst financial crisis since the great depression.)\n\nEconomy gained 11.5 milion jobs. Increased employment by 8.6%, when bush only managed to deliver 1%.\n\nUnemployment dropped 3%. One of the highest drop in many decades. Bush raised it by 3.6, his father also raised it 1.9, and Reagan only dropped it by 2.1\n\nWorker earnings went up 4.1% percent after inflation\n\nCorporate profits / stock prices record high. S&P 500 went up 166%\n\n15 million more people under health insurance. Premiums rose naturally, but slower than before.\n\nIllegal immigration declined by 35%. Ironically, more illegal immigrants were deported under Obama, than under Trump. (20K vs 16K per month roughly.)\n\nObama didn't cause Trump. \n\nIdiocy and misinformation caused Trump. (Also batshit crazy feminists.)", "Well society hasn't called for a change so, it's on us too. ", "That's more like it!", "In their defense, they likely can't see them behind the edge of the building, and behind the table. They might not have known there was a guy sleeping outside.", "You can have pride in your country without thinking you're better than everyone else. I have pride in myself but don't think I'm the greatest person on earth. ", "Get a life bro. Your pathetic attempt to underscore my intellect is weak at best. If you are going to troll, try harder.\n\nI really don't think you have the skill set to continue this pissing contest. ", "Did your daddy write that out for you?", "Weak. try harder. ", "If it didn't work you wouldn't respond Sarah. ", "Maybe I like to watch trainwrecks and people making fools of themselves.\n\nAlso I could say the same for you. \n\nHow do you know you are not the one being trolled. I am just not so obviously. Like I said try harder. ", "You're not clever enough to be a troll. \n\nEdit: clever means smart FYI \n\nEdit:FYI means for your information", "Hmmm, weak again. You are so easy to troll it is almost not worth my time. But like I said a trainwreck is a trainwreck. ", "Hahaha and you respond again!! So much frustration!! I don't care what you say about apparently being a troll now you were genuinely mad before and I'm savoring it. Lol", "Mad? Your emotionally intuition is as poor as your trolling. ", "Lol the irony of calling someone else stupid with that sentence is hilarious!!!!! And I thought you said you were the troll sasha? ", "I told you are wasn't obvious. Trolling is all about subtlety. And you're still responding so my methods are sound. ", "Hahaha your comments make retarded kids look like Stephen hawking. You literally cannot put a sentence together. ", "Maybe it is that you can't understand the english language past an 8th grade level? \n\n\nIt is not my fault you sniffed to much glue as a child and fried your brain box. ", "Are you claiming that there aren't any problems with your last comment or two? :) I'm getting to you. ", "Nope why comments were sound like my methods. And no, happy as a clam over here. ", "Lol put down the paint chips ", "Now you are just copying me. \n\nImitation is the greatest form of flattery so I will take it as a compliment. ", "You keep telling yourself that. ", "Hot food served on a styrofoam plate is a luxury for a lot of people. Just depends on your context. But that's the whole point of the image: What doesn't seem like much to us can be HUGE for someone who has nothing. And we take for granted what we have and are blinded to the suffering around us by those things that most would consider luxuries. It's about opening up your eyes to the suffering that's around you. ", "http://www.ohchr.org/EN/NewsEvents/Pages/DisplayNews.aspx?NewsID=22533", "Not gonna say you're wrong, but we really only have speculation to go on here. Dude may have received some clean/new clothes or been recently made homeless. Who knows?", "You’re exactly right my friend. That is my exact point. Who knows? We all derive opinions from what we see and interpret. So if people are inclined toward a certain point of view that’s what we see. You make an excellent point. We really know nothing with this photo. It could be anything. ", "shut up, carol", "I don't know that reference. " ]	1,167	pics	America.
https://i.redd.it/jveu1m1n7nb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6qyb/this_is_a_phenomenon_called_diamond_dust_it_is/	[ "Why is it so rare and how can someone photograph it? Looks like I have a new photography challenge!", "I think the photographer nailed it good", "[Diamond dust in motion](https://gfycat.com/ClassicWeeklyDarwinsfox)\n\n>Diamond dust is a ground-level cloud composed of tiny ice crystals. This meteorological phenomenon is also referred to simply as ice crystals and is reported in the METAR code as IC. Diamond dust generally forms under otherwise clear or nearly clear skies, so it is sometimes referred to as clear-sky precipitation. It is most commonly observed in Antarctica and the Arctic, but it can occur anywhere with a temperature well below freezing. In polar regions diamond dust may continue for several days without interruption.\n\n[wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond_dust)", "It rare because it's being harvested to make lens flares in Hollywood movies\n", "It is rare because people don't generally go outside when it is cold enough for it to happen.", "I just took a picture like this with my phone couple weeks ago. Snow fog a guy at work called it. First time I remember seeing it. ", "Does it have to be below a certain temperature?", "r/shittyaskscience", "I have only ever seen it at high elevation when it was cold enough I was wishing I wasn't a few days away from the trail head.", "Please post it (:", "Not sure how to post in the comments.... Not like I've been using Reddit for like 5 years...", "Sorry, been using Reddit for exactly 52 days; not sure either... I guess you could upload it to imgur and comment with the link.\nBut I thought you’d want to post the pic directly to a subreddit for some extra karma (since it’s such a cool phenomenon) ;D" ]	12	pics	This is a phenomenon called Diamond Dust. It is very rare and difficult to photograph.
https://i.imgur.com/2cCu8z9.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6sqe/ruralthemed_dress_with_rice_fields_native_huts/	[ "Does it really count as a dress if the chick is built into it and can't move?", "Do you have any more information on the dress? That is amazing and I'd love to see her moving in it.", "How would she pee", "Here you go. https://youtu.be/y5wfoIpO1Pg", "How much does the dress weigh?", "That is amazing! It looks like a block of wood in the photograph yet it moves really nicely in the video. Thanks!", "There's a link of her walking in it! So cool!!", "10/10 with rice? What do you do in this case???" ]	8	pics	Rural-themed dress with rice fields, native huts and coconut trees at the 2018 Sinulog Festival in Cebu, Philippines.
https://i.imgur.com/Bmr94gE.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6sqo/international_student_walking_into_lecture/	[ "Suave and stylin’", "Looks straight out of Kung Fu Hustle. ", "Did he step on a guinea pig? ", "Yo he looks fresh as fuck.", "He’s on some r/streetwear shit" ]	5	pics	International student walking into lecture
https://i.imgur.com/UUBNPBM.png	/r/pics/comments/7s6ww0/lugenpresse/	[ "Hitler combed his hair. Donald Trump combed his hair. Coincidence?", "Yes coincidence", "DAE TRUMP = HITLER? XDDDDDDDD", "DAE DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL NAZIS B/C GUN CONTROL XDDDDDD" ]	4	pics	Lugenpresse
https://i.imgur.com/jV7nCTB.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6y1k/this_kid_is_going_places/	[ "I have that IKEA table, and now, I have weekend plans.", "dozes off during overly quiet dialogue scene\n\n30 seconds later...\n\nsmacks forehead on glass after abruptly awaking to overly loud action scene", "Doesn't look like it", "Not college, but places ", "Somewhere, Danny Thomas is smiling...", "Yeah, the eye doctor", "Not Prom. But places.", "Based on the position of that speaker it seems extremely likely this couch is already facing an actual TV. \n", "Doesn't look like he is going anywhere.", "Yep to lasik surgery.", "Kid could be a software engineer. Professional laziness is key for that", "OP's account was born on May 9, 2017, woke up today, and this is its only activey, which is a copy/apaste of /u/arvzg's double gilded submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2w9skc/this_kid_is_going_places/).\n\nThere is a good chance OP may be a karma-farming bot. If you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.\n", "But do they own a chromecast?", "He should get himself one of [these](https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1nM7qHVXXXXaxXXXXq6xXFXXX6/Lazy-stand-for-smartphone-holder-for-bed-car-desk-sofa.jpg)", "He ain't going anytime soon.", "Like what about the sound? It becomes so silent if there’s glass blocking it!", "He’s asian. What do you expect?" ]	17	pics	This kid is going places
https://i.redd.it/ifii7g61dnb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6yg7/super_excited_about_motherhood/	[ "https://imgur.com/Mo6zgc0", "BTDT ", "Ikr", "Me IRL", "I see the same expression on marathon runners whose nipples bleed.", "Yeah right. I can see how excited she is.\n\n~~[\"... have babies they said...\"](https://imgur.com/a/W6u8u)~~\n\n[\"Have babies, they said...\"](https://imgur.com/a/xE2VQ)\n\nEdit: Sorry Snoopy, you are not my hero anymore, from now on, /u/trainercatlady is my hero. ", "\"Let's just enjoy ourselves tonight,\" he said. \"What are you so worried about?\" he said.", "http://imgur.com/VL6qCeG.jpg", "Huh neat", "Mom looks like she hasn't slept in weeks.", "\"Max swore to me he was neutered.\"", "Pure regret. „I kill this dawg who put me in this mess“", "Needs more JPEG", "https://i.imgur.com/GOcI2Ky.png", "That's me. Only it's 2 a.m. ", "Golden retrievers are the best :) I want another puppyyyyyyyyy!!!!", "Do you have 10 nipples too?!", "She fell for the whole “ kids are the best thing ever” huh", "Bark bark, growl... woof", "Do dogs get post natal depression? 😂", "Post natal depression is nothing to be laughed at. Or barked at.", "I found my next Mother's Day card. Thanks!", "Nursing puppy sploots! Someone please x-post this to /r/sploot ", "Do you have 10 nipples too, Greg? FTFY", "> Bark bark, growl... woof\n\nYes yes, no... maybe\n", "\"have puppies they said, it'll be fun... pffft!\"", "https://i.imgur.com/BEE44xJ.jpg", "I bet she's thinking \"never again\".", "Yeah that's the face alright.", "http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5q1jrl/motherhoodyay/ 12 months ago. \n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5q1jpq/motherhoodyay/ 12 months ago. \n\n[Source: KarmaDecay] (http://karmadecay.com/results/u9987555)", "This is how I look every time I’m forced to turn down good music in the car to listen to a ten minute story about a Dogman book. I love my kids but can’t we just silent with our thoughts sometimes? ", "On the internet nobody knows you're a dog...\n\nUntil you act like one.", "when I was younger I stupidly let my cat get pregnant, twice. The first time she was seemingly into it & appeared such a good mother. 2nd time, it was clear she was over it.", "Mom needs her coffee. Don't challenge her on this.", "Mine got post-natal excitement. She was glad to be the one getting the attention again. 😂", "MRW someone asks me when will I have another kid. Because apparently one is not enough.", "Just got a new one. I’m in love. They really are the best.", "My Golden was not into motherhood at all either. 😂\nShe looks like she has beautiful eyes....when she's not squinting and all. 😁", "The true face of happiness- I mean unquestionable anguish. ", "That's a face of a proud but tired father", "It's new to me.", "She looks about ready to eat them.", "At least it's been 12 months", "I don't know...can you repeat the question?", "[https://i.imgur.com/dFVSNic.gif](https://i.imgur.com/dFVSNic.gif)", "Resting bitch face.", "Roses are black\n\nViolets are black\n\nWoof woof\n\nI'm a dog", "You're not the boss of me now! ", "Paging r/thisismylifenow", "Guys, she just has a resting bitch face. :) \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n", "in a stenographer's monotone\n\nDefendent: Oh, yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.\n\nProsecutor: I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?", "No, no, no, no.. If you want to get more nipples PLEASE GET MORE NIPPLES. GET A THOUSAND NIPPLES! THE MORE NIPPLES THE BETTER MAUREEN!", "Father?", "\"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?\"", "rimshot", "\"...it'll cement the marriage,\" they said", "Please don't send this to /r/childfree\n\nThey will circlejerk themselves raw ", "Please spay and neuter your pets. ", "Am a mom. Can confirm. ", "Most anyone who has ever been a new mother--or parent for that matter, can identify with this dog's expression. ", "r/youseeingthisshit", "\"I'll give you the moon,\" he said", "How many kiddos?\n", "Perks of being a mommy ", "Yep, you sound like my kind of bitch. Now please let me sniff your butt.", "the look when you know your life is basically over", "protip: a black stroke makes it readable almost 100% of the time.", "Watching all of the excitement drain before your eyes.", "r/furry_irl", "Im not here. ", "“What the hell was I thinking? Am I that naive to think that asshole was going to stay with me and help raise these pups. Damnit, he’s probably off getting his bone wet while I sit here being bitchy about these pups getting their whistles wet with milk while I get no sleep. I just want some damn sleep!” ~ Dog probably ", "They're sucking the life out of her.", "And you’re not so big!", "Aw, Goldens are the best. So patient.", "General Reposti!", "I'm sure that is in fact the case.\n\nShe definitely has that new-parent look. ", "This was pretty much me as a new mom, still is eight years later. Now, I'd happily nurse puppies. I think I was just meant to be a dog and not a human. ", "Life is unfair...", "Milky tiddies", "That one's gonna stay blue for me, thanks", "https://i.imgur.com/50kXIUx.jpg ", "That's wrong on so many levels. Take your upvote and get out.", "You should have worn a condom.", "I want all of them ;) ", "Back when I was nursing twins all hours of the day and night... this is the exact feeling.", "Moms: perpetually exhausted across all species ", "Someone get this Mom a cup of coffee and a pack of smokes. ", "Found out im pregnant with my second child this morning. This is perfect lol", "\"God my tits are killing me.\"", "Good choice", "This is absolutely awesome I’m going to show this to my mother", "I had a female Golden who had 11 puppies for her first and only litter. The poor girl wanted nothing to do with those puppies after week one. ", "I have 10 nipples Greg, can you milk me?", "Triangle man, triangle man, triangle man hates person man.", "Oh man..I totally using this. Great idea.", "I find people with resting bitch faces pretty cool ", "Relevant username?", "Wait do dogs have built in nipples?", "That’s a look of pure pleasure. Many women I know get off from sucking/licking nips", "\"When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person.\"", "Works even better if you happen to be a dog.", "https://youtu.be/W4M2zEuwekQ?t=2m16s can you repeat that?", "https://imgur.com/gallery/R390EId", "Top quality facebook material right here...way to go reddit.", "[Does this count?](https://imgur.com/0TJh1m2)", "One kid is one too many.", "r/nocontext", "Dr cox?", "Plot twist... that's the dad.", "That would be a great gay porn name", "Saving this to send to my mother on Mother’s Day.", "Well it's a quote from one of the worst movies I ever sat through in theaters. ", "Michael Scott", "This is a poem by a dog:\n\nRoses are grey\n\nViolets are a different shade of grey\n\nLet's go chase cars\n\n-Bo Burnham", "As a mother of a 5 mth old I can confirm ", "Max...that dog.", "Heh", "Even if you have another kid, they’ll still keep asking when you’re having another kid. \n\nMy go-to response lately is that I have 2 cats, 2 kids, and a husband. And that is the maximum number of beings that I can properly care for.\n\nSaying that I’d rather die of ebola than be pregnant ever again wasn’t going over well. ", "Wouldn’t resting bitch face look more like this :\|", "hahah so accurate ", "Now I'm interested", "\"Wait a minute, one of them is a cat.\"", "It really isn't, three(2.1) is par for replacement level. ", "the new resting bitch face", "Shouldn't have raw dogged it.", "I still can't believe thats an actual quote from a real movie that was released in theaters.", "GODS I WAS PROMISCUOUS THEN ", "Chuck Rimshot", "Bless you Bessie. And your tits. ", "Well that's a lot of puppies she's probably dehydrated", "r/thisismylifenow", "That was unexpected", "new ghostbusters?", "When is the FDA going to approve that Birth Control for doggos?", "All mammals do?", "Better than the mombie circlejerk.", "More like restless bitch face", "\"Fuck, how drunk was I?\"", "He fucking told me \"just the tip\"\n\nAnd I fucking fell for it. ", "Unexpected flute sex?\n", "r/puppyfree", "I can remember this mood...", "That is the quintessential 'Mom' look.", "My mom's a bitch so....", "Exactly. I though it was violin sex", "DOG FED CAT, NED! IN AN OPEN FIELD!", "1 is too much.", "''Mom, this bitch reminded me of you\" \n- Your loving son", "Ahhh I remember this feeling quite well.", "Is that a haiku? ", "Hell, zero is too many. We need to be taking people away.\n\nEdit: Man, guy can't use some dark humor anymore without getting the third degree", "Idea stolen. The idea didn't byte!", "She has \"I need resting\" bitch face.\n", "Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?", "Sara not only realizes she's never going to college, but the reality is that she was never going to make it at college anyway. That was just all talk her and her friends had in high school. Sara will be back at Walmart soon trying to pick up enough hours to pay the cable bill. What does it matter though? She's probably going to have to move back in with her mom again, which is fine because maybe Sara's mom can help babysit when she isn't working a double shift at the hospital.", "Me irl", "It's a trap then! I suspected this was the case. \n\nOne kid, one partner, two dogs. Very modest income. Simply not happening.", "LMAO", "> Saying that I’d rather die of ebola than be pregnant ever again wasn’t going over well. \n\nSome people are so uptight about shit that literally has nothing to do with them, they can’t even have a sense of humor.", "As a mother of an almost 10 mo old I can reconfirm. ", "Well at that age the puppies have teeth- razor sharp teeth. My dog wouldn't even sit. She'd stand there for two minutes then would just nope right out of there. No blame whatsoever.", "I don't have kids, and it drives my grandmother batty.\n\nNow she keeps asking if I'm a \"queer\" because she could understand me not giving her any great-grandchildren if that's the case.\n\nNo Granny. I like girls. But I'm not interested in kids right now. I'm also horrible with women and can't take care of a pet much less a small human.\n\nThe thing is - she's been like this with all her grandchildren forever. When my sister was in high school she was pressuring her about having kids.", "You can undo vasectomy? Til", "Yes the look of every mother that is over worked. This image speaks in numbers LOL", "No- but those puppies are old enough to have razor sharp teeth and are in the weening phase. Gawd- those nipples must hurt. ", "This is how my cats look all the time. Usually when looking at me. And they have no kids.", "I swear to dog I’m not drunk!", "r/IHaveNipplesFaukerCanYouMilkMe", "😂", "Good to know the reaction is the same in animals as it is in humans.", "... of course? What do you mean built in? Were you under the impression they were sold separately ? ", "lmao", "But can you finger a flute? CHECKMATE", "No, the first line is only 4 syllables, 2nd is 9, 3rd is 4 again. A haiku is 5, 7, 5", "Momma looks very tired. ", "/r/ThatsNotHowAnimalsWork", "\"Ugh...I went from being able to do what I want to having to care for these 7 little shits. FML\"", "Even if we had more money, there is no way I’d ever consent to being pregnant again. The high risk pregnancy ward is completely not worth it. My tubes are tied and I’m still pissed they wouldn’t do a hysterectomy.", "They can actually reverse themselves", "But they both add up to 17 syllables?", "Should've....... hot-dogged it?", "For some women, being pregnant was the best part of their lives! I hate those women. ", "They're sucking my will to live", "As an uncle with a 7 mo nephew I have no idea what you two are talking about.", "How did you even do that? ", "And it wasn't even the worst thing about it.", "I was also a 10lb 4oz baby when I was born. I think this sums up it up pretty well. \n\nOn another note. My wife is slightly terrified what our future child will weigh", "They're gonna drive her barking mad.", "Fascinating.", "uhhh is that a piss bottle on the window sill? 🤔", "uhhh is that a piss bottle on the window sill? 🤔", "TIL: dogs are polytheistic", "with low degree of success, don't count on that bud.\n", "The Dogfather", "All Elaine got was a short haircut", "Fake news. You don't know any women.", "lmao", "\"I hate Mondays...\"", "As a new mother, this is how I feel a lot of the time. ", "Aw hell im fucking rolling.thanks for posting. ", "That facial expression is eerily similar to a human. ", "....yes.", "Try getting a dog before she has the baby, that way she can get used to breastfeeding. ", "Yeah, she actually did well until about 3.5 weeks old when they started teething...then she noped the fuck out and I spent the next 2.5 weeks supplementing them. ", "Huh neat", "Rub Burt's Bees \"Bag Balm\" on them\n\nhttps://www.amazon.ca/Bag-Balm-Ointment-8-oz/dp/B0014CI4X8", "That not a baby, that's a toddler. ", "Username checks out", "As a father of a 7 year old, I can tell you that it gets better. And then the Terrible 2s happen. Then the Trying 3s. Don't even ask about the 4s.", "how much do you weigh today", "They come in at around 3 weeks. ", "Really? Maybe because it was my first alien movie, I found it pretty good.\n\nI had to force myself to watch it ththo, but that's because I'm a pussy", "At first I thought it said super excited about motherboard and I was thinking why would a dog need a motherboard", "Ill try a meme, that's a good one.", "You didn't know? They've got a whole pantheon. There's the god of tennis balls, the god of people food that was dropped on the floor, the god of belly rubs...", "210", "Oh wow a picture I haven't seen on /r/pics or /r/funny twice this month already...", "Bitch, you was drinking wine when folks where clocking in for the morning.", "Poor girl omg", "\n\"When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person.\"\n\n💀\nThank you, thank you so much.", "If you are new and don't know where the post, post in r/RedditInReddit", "lmao", "I think some aspects of pregnancy, birth, and the first 6mo of infancy would be really awesome. But it’s also such a shitshow and my body is sensitive and how do you also try to be a normal human being at the same time? Also not worth the lifetime of unrelenting responsibility that follows.", "would you like to know more?", "Life finds a way, especially when you don't want it to.", "as the father of a 6 year old I can confirm the PTSD.", "I feel you, golden retriever mama.", "DOGS! I was strong then!!!", "Ctrl z", "The body has ways of starting that whole thing up. ", "FIND ME AN OPEN NIPPLE BEFORE I PISS MESELF!", "PositiveLoins", "/r/childfree", "It's a small chance but still possible", "Michael Scott \n\n- Michael Scott", "[oh good lord](https://media1.giphy.com/media/26AHLHavt0MUDWrwQ/200w.gif) ", "Go be a full house", "Ok TIL", "I puked constantly, every day from 6 weeks pregnant until the day they came out. The second pregnancy was worse. I lost 15lbs the first time, 20lbs the second time. All I could eat was peanut butter bread and water. Just the smell of food cooking made me vomit. Ended up in the high risk pregnancy ward because of the weight loss and the kidney stones I had with both pregnancies. There is no amount of “awwwww baby!” that could get me to ever do that shit again. ", "Mom of 4 mo old joining in from the trenches of Sleep Regression-ville & Reflux City.", "They are literally sucking the energy out of her. ", "I work in a mall. I see mothers with screaming kids and this exact same expression daily.", "The first 2 Alien movies are fantastic. That last 1 though... Thing is, I actually enjoyed Prometheus, but Covenant was bad in every aspect to me. Script, setting, characters, plot, acting, visuals, everything seemed so stupid and I wasn't invested in anything during it. I walked out of the theater with 2 friends and we just shit talked it for 30 minutes standing around in the cold. Not to mention not a single 1 of us could name a character after the movie. Definitely the worst movie I've gone to the theaters to see. ", "Did you know less attentive mothers produce better and more guide dogs. ", "Motherhood without the PR.", "RemindMe! May 13th, 2018", "Thats some cartoon expression", "wow really piled on that post birth weight", "Damn you Sparky. You said you had a rubber on!", "Remember to stagger the puppies feeding times. My friend lost a few puppies this way.", "What’s with the half bottle of wazz in the background?", "Could just be Finnish. ", "Growing up, we had a harlequin Great Dane. Mom decided she would breed her with another Great Dane, and our poor dog had 14 puppies. She was so done after 3 days. I remember she had this look exactly. We took over for her and bottle fed them until they could eat soft puppy food. They all survived and found loving homes 🙂Still boggles my mind to think at one point we had 15 Great Danes in our house. Yes, they were puppies but an 8 week old Great Dane is the size of a Cocker Spaniel. Last one left at 15 weeks.", "Actually the dog having half-closed eyes like that means she's extremely relaxed and in comfort. Happy mama!", "You could have spay that dog and adopt six more dogs. But you need money, right?", "Extremely rare but it can happen. As far as being reversed, if they knot it up rather than severing it they can be undone (can be done if they've been severed too, but it's a lot trickier). That said, studies are finding any kind of vasectomy causes sperm production to drop off and even if you undo it you might be sterile anyway.", "yep can see it on her face how happy she is ", "what", "\"So, it begins.\"", "Ha ha ha ha. Poor mamma. When my basset has babies (11!) it was absolute misery for her. She hated them and hated being a mom. Lol she used to eat their food, step on them, and would scrape them off her nipples on the side of the kiddie pool we had them in. To be fair though they were very bitey and squeaky. But also the cutest things in the word :) I thought she would be so sad to see them go but she did not seem to be anything but happy to be he baby again ", "Welcome to my nightmare. - Apu", "Super excited about this repost", "FETCH ME NIPPLE STRETCHER(S). NOW!", "As a dad of a teenager, I can tell you that it gets worse, much, much worse.", "Try meme-ing. Its a good trick.", "wat", "A bit sad, honestly.", "HIS WIFE WILL BREASTFEED THE DOG", "Always been thick. Even in the best shape of my adult life, when I spent 5 years [climbing on, and retrofitting/installing commercial skylights,](https://www.google.com/search?q=commercial+skylight+retrofit&num=20&client=ms-android-google&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjEjIOpvuzYAhWwUd8KHeDUDF4Q_AUICygC&biw=1100&bih=1613#imgrc=_) I was 170-180.\n\n", "Haha", "Why wouldn't they do a hysterectomy?", "^uhh", "DOGS I WAS DYSLEXIC THEN", "lol", "the eyes were definitely edited ", "Ferris Man-Rod", "Oh fuck! My mom said she loved being pregnant and I think I would as well, but only if I got dealt a good hand.\n\nEDIT: what the frick autocorrect!", "OwO", "“Have kids, they said......it’ll be fun, they said........”", "Girl or boy? Can you tell from experience which is worse?", "Should've got a wrap to go with the hot dog.", "With haikus it's syllables per line that count, and there are always 3 lines. Just because it adds up to 17 doesn't make it a haiku. It's always 5, 7, 5.\n\n", "She's gorgeous", "is r/totallynothitler a thing?", "Relevant username. \n\nI'm hoping that self-driving cars catch on the next 9 years, or umbrella insurance policies come down.", "that's weird", "From my experience, definitely girls. She and her mom fight incessantly. Mom is extremely stubborn and daughter is passive/aggressive. ", "Some of them have their own gods. My buddies dog fears the gate god. ", "This one time, at band camp......", "Yep, I saw this very look on my parents' dog's face when her pups were feeding at the weening stage. Must hurt so much! We had to make her go in and feed them cuz she didn't want to then she'd look sad the whole time to make us feel bad for her. She's very happy now that they're all gone and she only sees 2 of them occasionally as my brothers each kept one", "So say we all.", "An example of a haiku would be:\n\nMy aunt used to say\n\n\"Slow and steady wins the race\"\n\nShe died in a fire", "#Try getting a dog before she has the baby, that way she can get used to breastfeeding.\n\n", "I think the chances of self-driving cars catching on within the next 9 years are much higher than the price of any auto insurance being reduced.", "haha me", "/r/freefolk is leaking", "All my friends; married with kids.\nMe; two dogs and an abortion ", "Some more wat", "T H I C C", "The sleep or the scathing remarks about your manhood? \n\nI'd assume that if you just throw pizza and hamburgers at them and wait until they pass out for 12 hours, you're good to go with teenagers.", "you're a punk (professional uncle no kids) ", "lifes a bitch", "Shut your mouth bob barker", "Bow chikka-bow-wow Rim Schott! ", "Oh fuck it sounds like I’m in for some shit.\n\n\nSource: 6 y.o. daughter who inherited her mothers attitude.", "Needs more BMP", "You motherfucker.", "I had Goldens too, after the third registered liter my bitch \"Sadie\" had that same attitude that's when we got her spayed. She live to 16 years old. One wonderful dog. ", "Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, \"let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests.\" And they're both winning.", "All this tells me is that having a kid will make me miserable for 20 years so hello sterilization ", "I asked a while back, do animal facial expressions (like pictures of them smiling), are actually them showing that emotion, and most said no. This picture makes me question that.", "According to the last thread on dog parenting - dogs basically dont have any significant feeling towards having pets at all.", "HA! that's what my wife said through both pregnancies. Our first daughter was a parasite, second one was an Alien. And I mean the Aliens as in the chest bursters. Her OB wasn't too happy with that analogy.", "all 8 of them (or 10? i dunno)", "Haha I get that reference.", "This one time, at band camp....", "should've just went for castration. Pretty sure that can't be reversed.", "Apparently we selectively bred motherhood out of dogs. Wolves mother their young for something like 2 years but dogs have been bred to stop caring about their young as quickly as possible. ", "\"You know what? I'm happy\"", "This is music to my ears.", "Doped out on oxytocin ", "This is my everyday. ", "Settle down, Brittany", "“ he was a good boy he said”\n“ I love you he said” \n", "I wonder if Mrs. Deane’s agent reps gay porn stars. ", "WOOF, YA SHITS", "I saw many vasectomys and trust me every doctor cuts then knots. But it can still happen ", "Furry_irl", "And this one time at band camp...", "You have something internet can't provide? :C", "Possibly ", "Reminds me of the look my mom made.", "What dog race is this?", "mammals are gross", "Yeah boi", "No, that'd be a resting neutral face. Resting bitch face is described as being, \"sullen or scowling.\"", "Thank you.", "Don't forget the demon pantheon--the UPS monster, the squirrel fiends, the diabolical Couch-that-Eats-the-Ball", "That still only counts as 2", "Having puppies has turned her into the dog from the Goosebumps tv show intro.", "This looks like my ex wife.\n\nExcept we didn’t have kids.\n\nAnd she wasn’t a dog, she was just a bitch.", "Mine fears the Vacuum Cleaner God of the Underworld.", "Being passive aggressive is how I deal with my stubborn mother, because that's the only thing I can do. It's like the court jester performing satirical comedy about the king because he can't say things explicitly to the ruler's face. I thought about having kids and it seems great except I don't want to deal with an adolescent, my adolescent years were hard enough. Anyways good luck.", "Nipples can bleed from running???", "That’s a laugh. \n\nMy dog, Maggie, had ten puppies in March last year. She spent the first two nights sleeping with them. I spent the next ten weeks sleeping next to the whelping box while she went back to sleeping in my bed. \n\nBitches. ", "Congrats... I hope?", "This will be my family's Labrador in a few days.", "I so hear you. 2 kids, two different congenital conditions (one of which has autism as a comorbidity) and I am so done.\n\nNot to mention that being pregnant makes me feel suicidal...", "In stinks", "Practice safe sex guys", "Yes lol we are very excited to add a new family member. ", "But if you get Ebola then you might find the wae to have another kid.", "thank you for the hearty laugh. Everyone in the restaurant is now staring at me\n\nI'll be laughing about this all week", "Nah they're still at it.", "No, he said, “You’ll be as large as the moon.”", "That's also when they start using them. On everything.", "At the size of those pups, they should have been weaned long ago. Get them away from poor mom. Not good for her at all.", "I was 9-9 and am now 220. Sounds like we’re similar!", "I think all parents have that same thousand yard stare.", "And they all go to heaven.", "If it's a legitimate vasectomy, of course", "What the hell is the “GODS I WAS x THEN” from?", "Alright how about >:\|", "\"All the other doggos told me motherhood would be great. They said there'd be no hecking concerns and just plenty of borks. Boy have I been bamboozled\"", "How old are they?", "It wouldn't work, I was formula fed", "...go on...", "Stage 1: Denail.", "Haha it's always been purple", "r/watchpeopledieinside animal style. ", "There's an old cosby joke.\n\n> We have 4 children. And the reason that we have 4 children, is that we do NOT want 5.\n\nEverybody knows when they've had enough. For some people it's zero, for some it's 1 or 2. But whenever you've hit your limit, you know.", "Golden retriever", "Ah yes, the fffffuckin fours. And the 'forget this fives.x And the 'shitass sixes' and then finally the I surrender sevens.", "you ever think about really buckling down and trying to get down to your birth weight", "I bred dogs for 4 years. Does he still get erections?", "God damn it get that lady a drink.", "I did an 8 minute flute solo that blew everyone’s tits off.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\nAnd then I stuck that flute in my pussy.", "Source: my existence. ", "\"He's a wise man who learns from other's mistakes.\" I think that was Buddha, or it could have been ol' grandpappy. \n\nIt was definitely ol' grandpappy who said \"The day I can't do my job drunk, is the day I give up my badge and my pistol.\"", "That poor girl should lay down!", "Maybe when I die", "WINE", "She's tired. What a work to be a mother :(", "/r/nocontext", "Well, I know that there was a Ripley in the movie...", "Suckin on muh titties like you wanted me callin me just like doggie check out my prissy behind it's fine all of the time", "Well there are so many unwanted pets. Just do it or don't own a pet", "I hear the same thing happens with moms when they're breast feeding a teething baby, 2nd time moms will start weening the baby off at 8 months before they start teething after learning their lesson from the first baby. ", "Stage 1: Denali", "Ah yes, Picardo. ", "12 lb 7 oz-er here; 18 lb at 6 weeks old—can confirm, was fat. ", "Same here. Hyperemesis gravidarum (round the clock morning sickness) both times. ER visits both times for fluids and weight loss totaling 20 lbs. \n\n0/10 with rice...which was the only thing I could stomach.\n\nNine months of rice. \n\nI love my larvae but never again.", "And don't forget the condoments", "You're not the boss of me meow!", "He said his “pull out game was strong”", "Randy Rimshot", "\"Why are there no condoms for dogs still?\"", "I just wanted one...", "Nice title, OP.", "The 4s. Currently experiencing the very talkative 4s. ", "You're not supposed to keep the abortion...", "thats one quote i didnt expect to see in this thread", "well.. what a... bitch", "Father of 4 here. More is more fun, but not a ton more work. Just saying. One is enough tho.", "Usually due to the youth of the mother. Just in case they changed their minds later", "Made me laugh, thanks. Welcome to mother-hood...", "Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, \"let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests.\" And they're both winning.", "RIGHT PROPER FREEFOLK MEME", "That's the look of the way all new moms feel. I don't know how in all my postpartum pics I looked remotely happy. This pupper is a perfect model for new moms. It's ok to be sleep deprived, hormonal, and generally not amused ", "Awe! are you a breeder?", "Now now. Both are equally terrible.", "Are you casting a spell?", "This dog needs some weed.", "She's a sorry bitch.", "When my son was born they asked if we wanted to upgrade to the nipple package. Of course we said yea, but it's such a scam.", "I am so erect right now", "I just adopted a lab puppy. It’s amazing the damage Bob Barker can do.", "My god will the karma ever stop...", "Doesn't feel as good.", "10lb 10oz baby here. I was a month overdue, and born with teeth, 2 up, 2 down - great for chomping on boobs. My mom was not happy.", "I didn't know golden's had that setting ", "Try rubbing your nipples with wet cloth for 4 hours. It won't feel great.", "Drew Carey Show?", "Lolololololololololol, the day keeps getting better. ", "At least She's not worried about a health plan", "lol", "\"It's not my first rodeo\"", "(pssst..it's a starship troopers reference)", "It's scary to think that evolution will favour them. \n\nIn a million years, perhaps all living women will have a pregnancy fetish. ", "This is like the 2nd time I see /r/freefolk leaking on the front page in the past 20 minutes", "This is my wife the last 6 months... \n\nGo baby, you can do it, we love you!!!", "I've never watched it.", "Dog: it was only for 5 minutes. Aarrgghhhh", "My sentiments exactly. r/childfree", "Actually, that's the look of relief...could you imagine having enough milk for a litter saved up pulling you down? Worse than a night of drinking without being able to piss.", "/r/defeatedanimals ", "“I regret every thing I done with that random dog that night. “😑", "My dog had puppies around 3 months ago and she hated having to be around them", "Same, came here looking for this.", "It wasn’t THAT bad. Was it?", "If you make it all fancy can I buy a copy from you?", "People forget that dogs, like people, are social animals, and need family support and care for their pups just like humans do with our babies.\n\nTake on the puppies for a few hours when you can, let mama have a long nap, a little time away from the pups. And, most importantly, both attention and a puppy-free place to retreat to.", "Months", "Worn the fuck out is an understatement.", "And hurry, we only have 30 minutes before they're unstretchable!", "I can’t be the only one to look back at the pic to see let there was actually a kitten!", "Who said this is the Mom?", "when life hit's you", "I just spent a good minute looking for a cat in that picture....", "Heh heh", "Oh yes, Retrievers of all kinds are quite the landsharks as puppies. ", "She should have closed her legs. ", "can confirm. \n\nsauce: just had a baby.", "Can confirm. We had six and they tried to eat everything, including us.", "\"Oh...yay.\"", "Eight. ", "I can only imagine, those milk teeth are crazy sharp.", "You're killing me, Smalls! ", "Give her cottage cheese", "\"...3 credit hours from finishing obedience school... Shoulda listened to my mom... I could be an Alpo taste tester like my sister...\"", "I don't know what's going on here. I feel like I'm out off the loop. I'm a little confused, but I love it.", "I’m the proud father of a 17mo baby girl. She’s in the infamous toddler phase, which is like saying we haven’t slept in months. \n\nThis dog is my wife’s spirit animal today.", "The use of emoticons in this comment make it such a cute and endearing one. ", "[Yes. Yes they can. ](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t5O8837ZCfQ/TyU8ItDh-lI/AAAAAAAACiI/cijL35QQC6A/s640/Bleeding+nips.jpg) ", "I like emoticons and GIFS a little too much probably. 😉", "This is a repost", "My wife had an amazing pregnancy until 8 months...then her appendix decided it was fuck you time. Other than the belching she had next to no negatives, I guess she’s one of the lucky ones.", "Nature, uh...finds a way.", "the god of \n\n\n\n wow\n\n\nto protecc you from the vacuum cleaner", "Beautiful, isn’t it.", "Ewwww. Good eye. ", "\"Is there an off switch to them?\" ", "Very accurate! We call him sharkdog.", "Turns out thats actually the dad", "LoL", "usually no. \n\nYou can technically but it's rare", "I have a 3-year-old nephew and I relate so hard to this pic lmao", "If Peggy Bundy was a dog.", "You haven’t seen a lot of bad movies then...", "And hey if anyone wants to know what a mix (accidental) between a golden retriever and a Scottish Terrier looks like...I have pics! 😁", "r/childfree ", "/r/thisismylifenow ", "I don't miss that stage lol. It passes!", "Sucking the life right out of her. Welcome to motherhood. ", "Relating so hard right now. As someone with a newborn, this is how I feel by the 3rd middle-of-the-night feeding.", "NOT ", "\"I told him all I wanted was a back rub.\"", "lol", "Best name!", "That looks tiring.", "wat", "Yeah its amazing how fast people age due to the parasites sucking them dry then leaving when done =P", "Ooh, I like my acronym.", "What? If they're breastfeeding, they still need to be breastfed. As simple as that. You can start introducing solid food, but taking the breast away is a cruel, unnecessary and ignorant move. ", "It must have been tough being pregnant with two cats. \n\nWere they born before or after the husband?", "That's a noob mistake. Pros just put duct tape over their nipples.", "Stage 1: Denila", "God damnit", "LOL", "7 is better then 10", "I had to get mine surgically removed so I was just wondering", "Oh I remember that look so well... \n\nAnd that's awesome she gets to see a couple of her puppies! We kept one and they are very close. It was always hard to see the puppies go- but it was worth knowing they were going to good homes. ", "[Who’s your master?](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/NOTSUREIF.jpg)", "Basically my mood all of the time.", "\"This is my life now.\"\n\n\"Don't dead, open inside.\"\n\n\"Wake me up inside.\"", "I assume child 1 is the inspiration for your username?", "If it was 2013 this would be the top comment", "They sucked her soul already :/", "That's pretty interesting. Most dogs lose that ability after being fixed.", "Long story short: Game of Thrones season 1 quotes.", "\"I was going to be a concert pianist...\"", "When my dog was nursing, I had to milk her cause her boobs got engorged. ", "Absolutely. The things you have to tell kids not to do is astounding. I never thought I'd have to yell at someone to stop licking a fridge", "This is more of a face when your wife tells you we are having in-laws comming next week 😁", "Maybe she should have a C section at seven and half months.", "Was going to say this. It was fun until the teen years started.", "Was once a teenage daughter and can confirm that the majority of teenage females are huge bitches, especially to our parents but in general as well.", "I haven't but holy shit it's tempting. ", "Those pups look purebred, at $800-$1400 a piece that's at least $3K worth of sore nipples.\n", "Aunt's acronym pank doesn't sound anywhere as cool. \nNow I am sad. ", "As a single guy in his mid-forties with no kids and no responsibilities...\n\nSuck it.", "“Guys have all the fun and we get THIS.”", "Can confirm noped out of breastfeeding when baby got teeth at 6 months.", "You said you pulled out.", "\"Someone at the door\"-demon", "You said you pulled out.", "Got bloody nips during a half marathon and a soccer tournament before. Just wear a fairly rough and cheap shirt and run around - you'll rip yer nips raw right quick.", "When you play the game of nipples. You win or you die.", "\"Someone at the door\"-demon", "and how did this happen again? The night is so fuzzy.", "poor Micheal Scott :( ", "Well.....single children, generally, are weird as fuck and have a tough time adopting to social norms at school.\n\nI feel bad for them, to be honest.", "Their username checks out.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb3GVjo-xAo", "I've commented on this before so I'll just copy paste\n\n>Mothers have a maternal instinct for their pups, but they wean them off after the first 2 months (I think). After that, it seems that there isn't much of a familial bond between parents and children. But they're dogs so they love intensely anyway!\n\n>I suppose it's for the best. It would make me sad to think that everytime a puppy gets adopted, a mama gets her heart ripped out.", "MICHAEL!", "Looks Photoshopped.", "She looks absolutely thrilled 😂", "110% done", "> I love my larvae\n\nWelp, never heard it that way before. ", "One of the reasons why I should never use the Discovery section of BandCamp.", "r/childfree", "I think a post-NASAL depression could be diagnosed; as to the condition post-NATAL depression, I cannot speak.", "Rip.", "Not a ringing endorsement for Under Armour there.", "I knew exactly the reference as soon as I read the \"snip snap\" part lol.", "most female dawgs dont like it, i remember picking up my pup the mom was far far away from em aunt was there to keep em busy", "Physically and emotionally drained ", "/R/FREEFOLK IN AN OPEN FIELD, NED!", "Uncle with two nephews. I love every moment that I spend with them, because I don't have to spend every moment with them.", "I too would rather die of ebola than be pregnant again. I would high five you if you said that to me. I have 3 so when people ask if we are having any more and I say \"DEFINITELY NOT!!\" they tend to laugh and drop it, because honestly most people can't really imagine more than 3 anyway.", "Id be pretty pissed too if i had 7 people sucking on my nipples", "What about Father's Day card? Any good ones out there?", "Having nephews is the best. I have twin 5 year old nephews. I get to rough house with them (they like trying to ‘attack’ me while I pick them up and launch them onto the couch). You get to get them all amped up and then give them back to their parents who have to try and get them to calm down and go to bed. You’re always the good guy that wants to have fun while the parents are buzzkills. ", "That would be me as a mother, which is why I plan on never having any. Except for fur babies. Lots and lots of fur babies 🤗", "4mo dad checking in", "How many of those pups will survive?", "Sitting here in a grocery store with a screaming two year old with this exact look on my face. Use protection kids.", "Cause she knows 50% of them will die from some horrible cancer. Yay goldens!", "Hyperemesis is the reason I stuck with one child. Fuck that shit, felt like I was dying.", "Hear hear", "Tell me about it. I have a 18 day old newborn who needs to be fed every 2.5 hrs. Sigh. Haven't slept in 19 days (1day labor).", "Poor bitch", "\"Stop biting you little bastards!\"", "Don't be such a pank.", "I'm a crazy uncle, no ties, so boy can I relate.", "My vagina just started screaming", "Yeah your shirt rubs against them and chafes. ", "/r/UnexpectedAkin", "Maxs pull out game is not strong lol", "Poor baby, she looks exhausted!", "But they just taste so good.... ", "She's just so damn excited.", "See: Ladybird. My family saw it and said it was literally about me and my mother. I think there’s a huge relatable realistic element to that relationship. You don’t ever know what it’s gonna turn out like, but it’s very possible for it to be like that. ", "Haha", "Aren't you a little young to be having kids?", "puppies are sleepy little fuckers though. Balls of energy for short spurts but then they crash hard.", "It's insane how many puppies a golden or a lab can have.", "This was a long time ago. I ended up being more of a mom to them than she was. She was very young too. I cried when each and every one of my babies left to go to their forever homes. I saw them be born, I fed them from my fingers because she was overwhelmed, I loved on them as much as I could so that they were socialized. All of them were happy and healthy. It was a great experience. ", "One of my tits is a cat???", "That's a nice doggo and nice username, op.", "That's the same look my mom gives me when I come to visit.", "They nurse for 4-6 weeks usually, but 3.5 in my case because she simply would not nurse once they had teeth. She did not seem sad at all when they left to go to their permanent homes, so what you said makes sense! I was really worried she would be depressed but she was fine. She was an absolute doll for the first few weeks but when she was done, she was done. Some dogs tolerate teething puppies fine, others not so much. I made a lot of puppy gruel...gross. RIP Ninja Blender.", "You are not doing your duty and is killing humanity if you don't have 2.1 kids.", "The face of ultimate contempt. Lol", "Pretty tired of being a puppy mill. Every one of those puppies is a sack of money and she's not getting any of it, even though she does all the work. ", "lmao", "M E T A\nE\nT\nA", "Looks like my mom as a dog. I've seen that look...", "M E T A\nE\nT\nA", "Looks like my mom as a dog. I've seen that look...", "M E T A\nE\nT\nA", "sleep deprivation!!!", "Why did I have to look at the dog next to the me and fall in love with him. I can barely produce enough milk for all of my children. ", "This is what concerns me the most about being a parent.\n\n When I don't sleep properly, I start to get really violent and overreact to normal stuff, all while starting to get really strange antisocial behavior and thoughts. \n\nNot even kidding.", "When you have a group project and you do all the work", "say you're having ten, total. maybe then they'll stop encouraging you.", "Any parents out there who haven't, at least once, also had this look on their face?", "Sit ubu sit, good dog", "“Not deemed medically necessary”", "Holy shit my late goldens name was max. That dog!", "I have a 3 month old. Same girl, same. -_-", "How many shots of espresso? ", "BOBBY B IN AN OPEN THREAD, NED!", "Delete the edit. ", "As a breastfeeding mom I can totally relate.", "I identify with this at times, lol.", "You didn't like the visuals? Never heard that about a Ridley Scott movie..", "Lol her face tho ", "Nothing about motherhood seems enjoyable by any species. I'm wondering why it's so popular.", "you're a dank (dedicated aunt no kids)", "I feel like the cultish following toward motherhood takes the cake.", "Enjoying that sweet karma, reposter?\n\nhttp://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7s6yg7/super_excited_about_motherhood/", "Mama's tired.", "If this dog’s name is Bessie, Reddit might explode.", "I don't get it!!!1 she doesn't look excited xD xD", "Upvote for larvae HAHA. Sorry you were so sick!", "You mean declaw", "> ['Gods I was strong then'](https://youtu.be/q6GW03WsFgU?t=55s)\n\nThrones", "Mine turned itself inside out. ", "that's what my cats look like when they potty", "Well, to be fair to her, she is getting suckled on by seven different directions...", "There's a niche for that", "Oh that sucks, so I guess you have to have private health care to get it then?", "This is the same face she makes when you fake throw a stick.", "But who are the dads?", "How about PANKY? As in 'hanky-panky'? Professional Aunt, No Kids...Yet\n\nOr, (at least in some cases), PARKA: Professional Aunt, Raises Kid(s) Anyway", "I was going to post that :(", "Ankkor wat", "Yes it was hard seeing them all go but we got a picture of one of them at his new place and another one went to my brother's girlfriend's brother or something so we get pictures sometimes :) we gave them away which meant we could say no if we thought they weren't going to a good home but luckily they were all nice people :)", "Show us!! 🐶💖🐶", "Yes that makes sense for younger girls wanting one", "turn that frown upside down...", "Vasectomies are harder to undo if they were done a long time ago or if its an older guy. ", "'The first stage of the journey to base camp may not be dangerous, but it is arduous...'", "As a father of a two year old who still wakes up most nights....I’m sorry I dozed off. What were we talking about again?", "Wish I could upvote this more!!", "Looks like a mom to me!", "As a mother of a 9 month old, 2 year old, and 8 year old, I can second this confirmation. \n\nThe two year old is the worst offender. ", "What post did you comment it? I'm pretty sure I saw this before and I want to know what the post was.", "There are so many unwanted children too, but every picture of a baby on Reddit isn't filled with adoption comments.", "Patriotic genocide ", "That's the EXACT face my dog (recent mother) was making a few minutes ago. ", "What’s the card for reminding your mom you kind of tore her vagina on your way out and the ensuing recovery ensured your father held a minor secret grudge against you from which you and he aren’t quite sure either ever truly recovered from? ", "Mood", "I was 24 inches when I was born. \n\n2 feet tall, about 1/3 of my full adult height, on day 1. ", "TIL im a punk. ", "hurr durr thanks for reddit gold!!!", "It's better than the previous, casual uncle no tots.", "He's proud of his minor accomplishment. Let him enjoy it. ", "Nah. Denail in decoffin", "What the entire fuck. ", "i haven't had kids, but i have a sister and brother. yes you are right in your descriptions about daughters, but a bad son punches holes in the walls and smashes shit and gets arrested, which is much worse than \"passive aggressive\" behavior lol.", "r/annoyedtobenude", "What a bitch.", "/r/thisismylifenow", "Nothing like the cultish circle jerk of being childless.", "Am a dad. Seeing my wife go through absolute hell and back makes NOT want to have another kid. ", "might also be a dink (dual income no kids)", "> Shouldn't have raw dogged it.\n\nAs a father of a 31-year-old, it gets better after it gets much, much worse. ", "The bleeder from beyonne ", "Paging r/beyondthebump", "Why is that a bad thing?", "As a mother of a 3 year old, this is still the case.", "Puppy abortions look pretty good right know.", "Looks like my Yorkie on her third litter", "r/thisismylifenow", "She’s pupped out ", "As the father of 19 year old twins, I can confirm...still.", "that mom is dog-tired", "none of those are pictures of you ", "As the mother of a 6 and 4 year old, step mom to a 21 and 22 year old, and step grandmother to a 1 year old, I can tell you....\n\nIt’s all terrible, don’t do what I did.", "You can always go with “cat lady”. That’s pretty cool.", "Thats just her \"resting excited bitch face\"", "\"...Yet\"\n\nThat took a dark turn", "I thought he was a Cool Uncle No Tots. ", "Parent of 18yo and 16yo, can second the confirmation!", "/r/childfree", "Being an uncle with no kids is the best ", "That's what you get for runnin' around like sweet Georgia brown. ", "Have your pets spayed and neutered people! There are already WAY too many animals to find homes for...no need to add to that number!\n", "The knots the best part ", "Transplant", "Nah. Not in my experience. Myself and all the friends I have who breast fed let our kids wean themselves. My BFF went to 2.5 years, my daughter stopped just shy of 4, and our neighbor’s daughter stopped right after turning 4. \n\nIn a proper latch, you don’t feel their teeth. They may attempt to nibble or chew when they start teething, but you can correct it. ", "GO FIND THE ACCEPTABLE SUBREDDIT STRETCHER!", "It's mostly memes. /r/yiff is the one you want to avoid.", "Slave I Remain", "Why do you gotta be calling people selfish for weaning their kids? FED is best, it doesn’t matter whether it’s breast milk or formula, any combination thereof, or for how long they receive one or the other. We’re all just trying to do our best raising our kids and working and dealing with life and it’s bullshit comments like these that make moms second-guess themselves constantly, so STFU. ", "“They said I would get more money back on my taxes”", "\"sweetie professional aunt no kids\"?", "Yes. Plus you can lose toenails.", "Me irl", "Just pretend it's short for \"pancake\". Who doesn't like pancakes? Nobody, that's who. Everybody likes pancakes.", "As the mother of a 4 month old, can confirm. ", "That's the story and she's sticking to it...", "Aw Momma, I feel ya. 🙃", "My dog was the same way, when the pups had to be fed we would open up the bathroom door (we kept them in the bathroom because it was the least cluttered and smallest room in the house) she'd go in, lay down for about idk 20-30 minutes, then get pissed off about the pups and jump into the bathroom sink. I don't think it's usual for dogs to really uh like their children too much.", "Eyes are like: Thug Life", "“18 years of this BS!” \nPoor mama!", "Not really, people love complaining. It was no masterpiece but perfectly serviceable.", "r/aww", "As the proud owner of a vasectomy whose junk isn't available on the internet (at least, as far as I know), I do.", "Nope, even private health care frowns on hysterectomy unless medically necessary.", "My mom's dog is a yorkie-chihauhau cross and after her litter got teeth she basically hid from them. Would only deal with them 5-10 minutes at a time. 5 minutes of feeding and washing then a half hour or hour break on the couch or outside the room, repeat all day.\n\nBut when they don't have teeth or claws she wouldn't leave them.", "Every mother in the first 6 months", "deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.7620 [^^^IM ^^^OUT!!!](https://i.imgur.com/LVoBTKP.gif74430)", "r/TwoxChromosomes", "That's what Hitler said.", "kmn.", "😳😦 my 1 year old is barely 18 lbs", "Well at least she didn’t have lactation nurses squeeze her teats ", "And breech. And natural. My mom is a helluva woman. ", "I DO have private healthcare. ", "Congrats !!!", "I have tons of pictures of me doing skylights on a failed hard drive I have hopes of recovering one day. I might have an online account somewhere with a few. Lets see...I have an old as hell Photobucket account from my myspace days.\n\n[This is me around 180lbs \$on the far left\$](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TecknoKilla/379974435_l.jpg) \n\n[Right when I started doing skylights.]( http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TecknoKilla/CapturedFile004.jpg)\n\n[Probably 170 here](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TecknoKilla/Windows-1252BSU1HMDAwODEuanBn.jpg)\n\n[One of the many skylights I installed] (http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a382/TecknoKilla/l_dbb9d36aaebd1cff0f227df45e4e80f8.jpg)", "I don't know much about dogs, but these guys look so young! Friends of mine bred their dog and I remember the puppy taking a quick breastfeeding break while playing fetch. He was much older, I think, than these little guys. ", "If I had 7 sets of teeth grabbing onto my nipples I would have that same look on my face", "Waffles, or pistols at dawn.", "\"How many times have I told you not to bite while feeding?\"", "At least it will be a good reminder to use birth control in the future", "It looks like, at this point, she has forgotten what sleep is", "\"All 8 of them. \"", "I actually haven't found teething to be that bad. She has 8 now (4 top and 4 bottom) and I don't even feel them unless she chomps down deliberately. She'll do that every now and then if she's really excited, but I usually just say ouch and she pulls off and tries again more gently. Even when she was actively teething it wasn't that bad. She would sometimes gnaw on me after eating, but I would just unlatch her and she learned pretty quickly not to do that. \n\nEdit: and it was actually the worst at like 5 months, not 8. Before she actually got any teeth, but when her gums hurt. Gums aren't soft, so it feels pretty much the same whether there are actually teeth or not. By time she got to 8 months and actually had teeth, she understood pretty well how to be gentle.", "can you add me as your family member?", "For most species, they don't have access to birth control. For humans, the rate has dropped drastically, but humans have access to alcohol, and thus bad choices at times.", "Kudos on the good looking skylight. Looks like hard work.", "PANCAKE: Professional Aunt Never Cooking Anything Kids Eat", "I think you a word", "What did it taste like?", "Most people actively choose children or they choose not to be careful about preventing children.\n\nPets don't have that option. We must choose for them because it's what's best. ", "r/childfree", "First the men and now the kids. Jesus...it’s always about my tits ", "It's called getting your dog spayed.", "It was. I did hundreds across 36 states. Some taking months and multiple trip/phases. I really need to send the hard drive off to be recovered. I made a point to climb to the highest point of every job site I was on and take a selfie. Most of the pictures are pre-touchscreen phones. Razr3 and Blackberry mostly IIRC. But still...I keep that HDD just because of those pics. Just don't have the monies$$$\n", "My face if I had seven kids. Cannot blame her one bit.", "Thank you.", "Some people have to go back to work fairly soon after giving birth, so they breast feed for the first little bit, maybe try pumping (But give up because they only have so many breaks- usually short and they can't pump a whole lot in that amount of time) then go to formula. Also you wrote child. Every child is different. Some babies are docile and indifferent to the world, some aren't. Some are naturally biters and some not. My aunt's favourite family joke is to say that if my youngest cousin was born first she would of been an only child. Some babies just don't do well on the nipple. Breast feeding for the whole time isn't for everyone.", "She looks exhausted!", "I... dated(?) a woman who insisted I keep drinking a lot one night, and then when I was drunk she asked me to knock her up and leave her life, so she could experience pregnancy again.", "Only the ones who didn't have a choice.", "This is simply not supported by research.\n\n[Educate](https://www.hindawi.com/journals/cdr/2014/578289/) yourself! ", "my little bro was 10lbs 11 ounces and he was born early. everyone thought he was huge, especially compared to me and my sister (i was a little under 7lbs and she was closer to 8lbs). i'm scared of getting knocked up with a giant baby.", "damn, nice. ", "Last time i saw the picture still a young boy and now i am already 2 kids mom,....", "Super professional aunt no kids.\n\nSpank", "Holy shit. Nearly 12 pounds and a premature. Your mom won the lottery. ", "Your female dog sounds like a real bitch. ", "A vague and distant dream of a peaceful times :)", "Um yeah, if I had babies this big, I would expect my vagina to sue me for damages. WTF?!?\n\nSource; I’m a lawyer and a mom - I know about damages. ", "How are the threes so bad? HOW?!?! My adorable little toddler has turned into a full-time, malcontented, tantrum-throwing pain in the tuckas!", "How retarded is it that the one thing that allow us to continue as species can be so detrimental to the one hosting the life. Your body was both nourishing your larvae and yet acting like you had a hostile foreign body inside.\n\nEvery day I feel more and more grateful my uterus went to shit and had to be removed. Fuck being pregnant!", "That's great to hear- and you never know, down the road some people may contact you about their dogs.\n\nFor my family, my mom bred boxers and we were quite picky about who we'd give our dogs to. True, some people are in it for the money- and they did become an expensive and popular breed- but everyone had to come see the mom and the puppies and had to have an interview with my mom (that would usually last 1-2 hours) to ensure the people understood the breed, boxer's health needs, and for us to understand the home environment the puppy would be raised in. It's always awesome to hear from people years later about their puppies and how it's impacted their lives. ", "She really needs a spa day.", "> Most anyone who has ever been a new mother--or parent for that matter, can identify with this dog's expression.\n\n\nAs the husband of a mother of two, I can confirm.", "True. But they don't gas kids in DHS custody.", "Dad of twins here.\n\nThanks.", "But is it worth it? ", "Congratulations, hopefully it goes better for you than it did for this Golden. ", "You’re welcome!", "Just say you like little pancakes", "Thank you for being so courteous.", "LOL the best? The Best? HA! You are so right.", "She needs pets", "I do apologize, I tried my best. Computers and microwave ovens are not my are a of expertise. Anyway, I assure you that I tried to put a dark shadow or something to make it readable but after a while I gave up.\n\nI still trying to learn how to use GIMP.", "Hey, if that's your speed, good for you. It absolutely isn't for me and, judging from comments, quite a few others.", "So, are you an only child, or is it simply that in your case having siblings did not help?", "I know, right? I should be arrested and sentenced to breed. \n\nSeriously though, my country provides benefits for every child above the first one. It's not much, certainly not enough to bring up a kid on, but people get caught by this trap. It's a breeding ground alright - breeding pathological behaviours.", "Lol I think I'll pass. ", "no worries! Try [this](http://en.linuxreviews.org/HOWTO_outline_text_in_GIMP) and see how it works out for you. I'm not familiar with GIMP myself, but if it works, I'd love to know!", "Man is this cute", "I like that one. ", "\"That bastard said he would pull out\"", "Don't have cats. Only birds. So that would be bird lady. Not too bad :-) ", "How about dedicated rich aunt no kids. Drank. \nSo the uncle would be drunk. \nHahaha. ", "As I mov.", "Hard to say because I've never been without my kids. Lots of tough times with each kid. All were individual challenges. Sure I would do things differently but there is something special about each bond I have with each of my kids no matter what road they took. Is it worth it?? I'd have to say yes. ", "Thanks. This seems like an impossible decision. ", "This is the new-parent look...", "\"uncle\"", "Father of a 4 month old.\nFact checked.", "That.. has nothing to do with... ah whatever ", "Not a real private spot for new motherhood. I hope you aren't one of those people who fucks off their dog over and over for $. Her face looks like it seriously ", "SUCC ME DRY ", "#MOOOOORE MIIILK", "If that's how it's going to be... Let's dance.", "Being drained... that figures.", "Such a wonderful scene", "be fine! =)", "unfortunately she has juvenile diabetes which means all births are high risk and babies are often premature among other health problems. two out of three of us were in neonatal intensive care for a bit because of it. we are all fine now.", "Canine resting bitch face.", "Glad to hear you all are healthy. ", "I will NEVER. EVER. Get knocked up again.", "https://imgur.com/a/c20zE\nhttps://imgur.com/a/Suye6\n\nWe had three gold, one solid black, one black and white, and one tri colored. 5 girls, 1 boy. All 12 weeks old now and enjoying life with their new families. 😊 ", "Like most decisions that are based in biological drive rather than a rational and thorough thought process, also motherhood will surprise you once everyday reality sets in.", "My experience is there is no point when people stop asking stupid questions about your family size. At 2 kids I got asked when #3 was coming. At 3 kids I got asked if I understood how pregnancy happens, if I was done yet, if I was planning to pop them out annually until death. Jeez. (3 kids in the span of 9 years. But yes, I got asked a question about having kids annually.)", "Would be super weird if that was the father.", "Nicest parakeets in town.", "\"You know you're a proper adult when your best friend tells you she's pregnant and you say 'congratulations!' instead of sucking air through your teeth.\"", "https://youtu.be/hSdP9J-AwaE", "Stege 1: dinale", "You guys have some balls", "*ovaries", "Ovaries is balls too. ", "The best kind", "They really are. All the beauty of life making abilities without the super sensitivity of bitch ass testicals. That's what we should really be calling weak individuals instead of pussies, we should say your a testical next time someone acts really sensitive. ", "GAH MY TITS", "My mom told me she had to be put on painkillers and even then giving birth was horribly painful and when I came out I tore the lining of her vagina. I must have been one fat baby.", "Ruined with the cringey edit, as always.", "She looks exhausted!", "The face of ultimate contempt. Lol", "Yes I'd love to see how they look and meet them when they're grown up to see how their personalities came out :D", "Oh", "As the parent of a 4 year old, I won’t ", "This is the same face she makes when you fake throw a stick.", "#Gintama" ]	854	pics	Super excited about motherhood
https://i.redd.it/pljfsefednb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s6z0u/rv_for_sale_contact_walter_white_505_5551258/	[ "\"The ad says that this RV was used for cooking. Was it like a food truck or something?\"\n\n\"... Sure. A food truck.\"", "I last purchased about 10 years ago. Funny smell inside but runs as smooth as an ABQ meth lab.", "I wonder how often you would be pulled over" ]	3	pics	RV for sale. Contact Walter White (505) 555-1258.
https://i.imgur.com/mIQ1S1p.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s73kd/nikolskaya_street_in_moscow/	[ "Gorgeous! I like the blue lights", "Nikolskaya is super-beautiful this year. And I found the New Year decorations to be generally very nice looking and in good taste this year. Previous years were great, too, but some places were a bit... strange, like this one piece of the street where everything was flashing like like the designer tried his best to start seizures in the passer-bys. But this year, everything was just splendid.", "so beautiful...\n\nmight be a mess though if the wind blows...", "[Here](https://i.imgur.com/LIBjh9I.jpg) is a much higher resolution version of this image. Credit to the photographer, Elena Rzhevskaya (aka elenakrizhevskaya on Instagram).", "That looks like street version of Hogwarts cafeteria/Hall.", "Isn't skya Russian for street?", "Beautiful simply stunning", "Nah, street is ulitsa.\nSky is just sky)\n", "Reddit: Russia propaganda much?", "They had the New Year music videos on this street lol. " ]	10	pics	Nikolskaya street in Moscow
https://i.imgur.com/epzsr41.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s76e7/inside_central_station_antwerpen/	[ "Photographer: Paul Hoogeveen", "I like the truncated dome detectable warning surface", "I made a [Prisma Album] (https://imgur.com/a/U6i2U) of your picture.\nIt's a great pic and it's too bad not a lot of people saw it here." ]	3	pics	"Inside Central Station Antwerpen"
https://i.redd.it/pbigupjpinb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s76wn/every_morning_the_donut_lady_gives_me_two_extra/	[ "I know girls say guys are slow at picking up hints, but sheeesh bud!", "she knows you like the D", "/r/mildlypenis", "Alternate title: I think it's time I come out to my doughnut lady. ", "You eat a donut every single day?", "3 donuts. ", "1 + 2 balls." ]	7	pics	Every morning the donut lady gives me two extra donut balls
https://i.imgur.com/UKnSIBR.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s76zd/the_horse_was_excited_to_see_my_mother_this/	[ "It appears to be in stable condition", "Is your mother Jessica Rabbit?", "r/blep" ]	3	pics	The horse was excited to see my mother this morning!
https://i.redd.it/rumn4ud0knb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s78xu/you_poor_people_put_your_kids_drawings_on_the/	[ "That's hideous. ", "You should ring the buzzer and tell him", "This is in Medina, Washington (the neighborhood that Bill Gates lives in, although this isn't his house)." ]	3	pics	"You poor people put your kids' drawings on the fridge? That's so cute! I made mine into a gate."
https://i.redd.it/rgmr6b9tknb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7a4u/found_this_spider_on_my_bag_in_the_panamanian/	[ "Ah the nope spider, KILL IT WITH FIRE!", "Scale. It's banana for scale", "I released it back into the wild unharmed. I might burn my backpack though.", "/r/spiderbro\n\ncrossposted this for you", "Thank you.", "That is definitely a wandering spider. They are about as high up on the nope lost as an animal can get. ", "Unless you’re trying to sell it. Then it’s a banana for sale. ", " Just to wander onto another hiker. ", "A dead one", "They like to lay eggs in those. Babies tend to hatch quickly. ", "Brah its time for a new pan.", "You really shouldn’t be eating things cooked in that pan. ", "(Not so) fun fact about this spider.\n\nThis looks like a wandering spider, I'm thinking Brazilian (which can be found in Panama). While generally not aggressive, they'll bite when provoked. When they do bite, they give people long-lasting and painful erections. ", "Unless you are trying to brew with it. Then it’s a banana for ale.", "I'll trade your banana for kale.", "Another fun fact: the clinical term for that is \"priapism\".", "What about some hay? Banana for bale ", "But boner spiders...", "Thats when the vessels burst in the dong", "Burn the backpack, burn the banana", "I agree. That looks very bad. ", "In jail? Banana for bail. ", "Preferably without the spider.", "I would burn every ounce of fat on my body *RUNNING* from Panama to back home in the US if I saw that fucking spider. ", "Ah yes, the boner spider", "No idea what's going on? Pineapple for fail." ]	26	pics	Found this spider on my bag in the Panamanian jungle. With banana for reference.
https://i.imgur.com/2HnDKEs.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7d3p/arab_man_teaching_his_wife_to_drive/	[ "The Sheik he drove his Cadillac\n\nHe went a' cruisin' down the ville\n\nThe muezzin was a' standing\n\nOn the radiator grille\n", "Glad to be alive and see this.\n\nTo be honest, I didn't think about how much this world is changing right now.", "Didn’t he got tons of backlash for this?", "Jesus Christ on a bicycle. Do your parents know you're on the internet?", "Holy shit, he's been teaching her how to drive for the past 4 months", "The Sharif don't like it", "I think about 20 back lashes.", "hehehe, you got me!" ]	8	pics	Arab man teaching his wife to drive.
https://i.redd.it/ueq9tbh4rnb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7jkk/morning_in_banff_national_park_alberta_oc/	[ "My instagram: erubes1", "Dude! Sick page, I love your work. I'm @BrookeLittleBear ! ", "Lake Louise?", "We do have other lakes you guys XD ", "Needs more .jpeg\n", "Did you see any [Unicorns?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkW-EAkClbE)", "What time of the year was this? I'm going in early April (from Australia). Any tips?" ]	7	pics	Morning in Banff National Park, Alberta. [OC]
https://i.redd.it/1vjtg2nnsnb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7luf/was_rewatching_dexters_laboratory_with_my_3_year/	[ "[Dexters lab moms had the best asses](http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/dexters-lab-jokes-trophy.png)", "That's because she's always cleaning up the dead bodies he leaves lying around the house.", "She was always completely \"aloof\"", "You didn't notice her booty was so big she could balance a platter on it ", "Dexter is also always wearing gloves and a lab coat.", "And his sister is a lil'bitch. Where do we stop assuming that every character is supposed to an exact generalization of the real world?", "There was an episode specifically about her yellow cleaning gloves. It was so long ago I can't remember" ]	7	pics	Was rewatching Dexter's Laboratory with my 3 year old and realized that in every scene the mom is wearing an apron and cleaning gloves.
https://i.redd.it/ln9nzecepnb01.png	/r/pics/comments/7s7ncs/panel_from_a_graphic_novel_im_working_on/	[ "I love the quality of the hair on the scary dude-man", "Don't want to get kissed by that.", "What comic book?", "It's called Paroxysm, it's not out yet, i'm currently working on it!", "Sweet. How to keep watch or preorder?", "I post snippets of it on my ig @x_reefer" ]	6	pics	Panel from a graphic novel i'm working on!
https://i.redd.it/507rl3w3unb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7ofz/cleaning_out_an_old_house_finding_some_nostalgic/	[ "That’s in excellent condition.\n\nI would hold on to that—I love having original packaging.", "It is, the gameboy is still in there with all the original literature, and its in great condition. Don't worry it's not going anywhere but a book shelf :) ", "Damn! That's a good price even now for a handheld device. " ]	3	pics	Cleaning out an old house, finding some nostalgic stuff
https://i.redd.it/hlws5ieiunb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7oqt/same_work_boots_bought_3_years_apart_still_on/	[ "Hard worker!", "How many times have you had to replace the laces in those three years? I always seem to have the worst luck with horrible boot laces.", "The old ones sure tell a story.", "What's your trade?", "2x but I really ran them as long as possible. It’s incredible how bad hardened mud can deteriorate the things. ", "Financial Planner. ", "If you like them get another pair (if you can afford it). It's great having a backup pair after a day working in the slop. I used to grease up my Redwings real good for the Oregon winters. Expensive boots but they wore like champs.", "Rough out there", "Road construction " ]	9	pics	Same work boots bought 3 years apart. Still on sale too
https://i.redd.it/lsmq2vehunb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7pnk/this_is_what_110mo_to_my_isp_gets_me_hunting/	[ "Ok?", "Don’t you think that price is outrageous?\n\nThis pic is from their office.", "Good for both of you?", "Really? I think that price is insane.", "Outrageous? Yes.\n\nNormal? Also yes.", "/u/LincolnHighwaySign, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/LincolnHighwaySign&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s7pnk/this_is_what_110mo_to_my_isp_gets_me_hunting/?context=10\\))", "Oh yeah, it is. I don't pay that much, have faster speeds and a phone line included.", "Looks like you're getting a heck of a deal. I pay $125 a month for 10mbps, and our ISP has lobbied Tennessee politicians to block any competitors from entering their service area." ]	8	pics	This is what $110/mo to my ISP gets me; hunting trips for the CEO, and 50 Mbps service for me
https://i.redd.it/hvwb4jbxxjb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7rht/meanwhile_in_the_philippines/	[ "Run!!", "Well, could be worse if [Kim goes insane](https://i.imgur.com/kyohPOZ.jpg)...\n\nOn the other hand - [this one](https://i.imgur.com/g5zBGal.jpg) looks like from old archives of other insanity.", "Wait what happened ", "Volcanoe happened", "that a new kinda bomb or something ", "No the Mayon volcano is acting up again.\n\nNo nuclear winter but we might get another year with out a summer ", "yeah is the mayo volcano some code name for a North Korean nuke or something " ]	7	pics	Meanwhile in the Philippines.
https://i.imgur.com/rKPZEt3.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7tin/banana_for_scale_completely_falls_apart/	[ "We can see your credit card pin code, in the bottle reflection.", "Shit, I knew I shouldn’t have taken this photo whilst naked holding my credit card out", "That's the joke.", "Thanks for the help." ]	4	pics	Banana for scale completely falls apart
https://i.redd.it/6v9egkdtxnb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7u0k/found_in_a_public_bathroom_stall/	[ "Pronounced fah•go", "Since the beginning of time, man has struggled to secure the basic necessities of life. All we have left is bathroom graffiti.", "Faygo? God is a juggalo?!\nNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!", "Wait. You didn't know that? ", "What a fucking asshole I am ", "It truly is the most sublime of the arts.", "Would be funny if that door was a cover for a glory hole.", "Don't be so hard on yourself. We all have moments of profound ignorance." ]	8	pics	Found in a public bathroom stall
https://i.imgur.com/Mu4vWWy.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7yhp/these_tomatoes/	[ "ROY G ", "Tomatoes are loading ", "Ready, set, GO", "Vegan traffic lights.\n" ]	4	pics	These tomatoes
https://i.imgur.com/dqHkb7M.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7yie/brazil_maintains_a_fleet_of_hospital_ships_that/	[ "It's a service offered by the Navy to isolated/poor areas, mostly on the Amazon basin", "And not a single one of those villagers is an Anti-Vaxxer", "do i hear communism? /s" ]	3	pics	Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat the locals for free
https://i.imgur.com/bgYU6ab.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s7zsw/my_friend_just_sent_this/	[ "What is interesting about this picture?", "How long has your friend been a power bottom?", "And?", "How do you figure? How else do you do a curl??", "He need manicure 🙈 " ]	5	pics	My friend just sent this...
https://i.redd.it/f53n0zqv1ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8058/get_that_camera_out_of_my_face/	[ "Ok, Brady...", "What did five fingers say to the face? \n\n", "That kangaroo was angerous.", "The original throw-cam selfie kit.", "They just punch you, no reason needed.", "You can’t go near the males and you can tell by the size this is male." ]	6	pics	Get that camera out of my face
https://i.imgur.com/md808g7.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s80xh/hardly_an_upgrade_lets_trade_one_low_paying_high/	[ "Ive heard countless EMTs say they love their job. Never heard that from an Arbys worker. I say good on them for encouraging the transition. ", "I think their idea is that you can train to become an EMT worker and work at Arby's while you're doing it.. Or be an EMT worker and work part-time.", "True, I just thought out of all the careers that were out there it was odd that they chose an EMT.", "Sounds more legitimate. " ]	4	pics	Hardly an upgrade, Lets trade one low paying high stress job for another! Way to go Arbys.
https://i.redd.it/mtegxm723ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8286/just_hanging_out_on_top_of_niagara_falls/	[ "what pilot allowed you do that?", "Beautiful view", "> Just hanging out ~~ on top of ~~ way the fuck above Niagara Falls\n\nFTFY", "Specifically looking at the Horseshoe Falls (aka the Canadian side)\n\nalso Goat Island and a frozen over Lower Niagara River, so no Maid of the Mist tours", "If he falls, would it be a fall on the Niagara falls", "Top of Embassy Suites?", "On the Canadian side, The best way to view Niagra Falls.\n\nNew York side suuuuuuucks.", "For what its worth it wasn't cold today. I live about half an hour from the falls and it's raining today. ", "Nice shoes.", "He might have done it himself (paramotor)", "Thanks for the spaghetti arms...", "I did tandem skydiving once..I was less scared in free fall than when the chute was deployed and I was just hanging there, not a good feeling.", "GTA would have you press A to deploy the parachute.", "Shame the Canadian border police are grumpy AF.\n\nHad one guy try to deny me entry because I didn’t have the paper tickets for my flight home from the US.. (I had my tickets on the airlines app)", "And this People is how the Americans are escaping the country.", "Fuck that noise. ", "I'm not so sure you can fly a paramotor up to the US AIDZ", "curious why people always feel the need to capture their feet in it? isn't it distracting from the real photo?\n", "Nopenopenopenopeneoeoepeeneoepeenenopeoneoonope.", "Definitely looks like a para-motor seating position.", "EVIL GIANT BRUTALLY CRUSHES CANADIAN TOURISTS", "It comes from telling a story without the need of a caption. Contextually you know it's from an open door helicopter because my feet are in the frame. Which would make you think how cold it must be at that altitude to get that shot. Anyone viewing the shot can imagine being in that situation. \n\nIn terms of photography, it adds a layer of depth which makes the falls look even further away. \n\nI have shots with and without the feet. I had decided to share this because I thought it told a better story. ", "I think you mean 'above' Niagara Falls.", "That is an actual snapshot of my nightmare. Just with snow. ", "Nice Iron Rangers.", "I hear ya. Last time I went, he asked me If I had any \"illegal electronics\" in the car. \"I said, umm, no??\"\nHe replied, \"you got a phone right, is that an illegal one?\" WTF dude, i just want to see the falls...", "They can be world-class assholes. I had one dude single me out at the Peach Arch crossing in BC. Didn't believe a word I said and turned me back to the States. Now, I have to go in for secondary screening every fucking time I cross the border. Fuck them. I hope they get rectally searched when they come visit us.", "I'll disagree and only see it as taking away from the photo but thats just my opinion but hey man, its your photo and if you think that it adds to the photo, then great. Hope my comment didn't offend.", "Haha no offence taken! Haha I put up the regular photo with no feet in my IG story. Maybe check that one out. ", "Come on now. Let’s be real. All border police are grumpy as fuck", "We get the same, I think you get a few power trippers ruining it for everybody. To be fair, over the last ten years my experiences with the US officers has gotten a lot better, and with the Canadian officers it's gotten worse.", "This is beautiful. But I can pick out the exact spot where I almost saw a women kill herself when I was like 10 and kinda darkens it all for me.", "His feet don't cover anything of consequence, they could be cropped out fairly easily. Best of both.", "Nope", "Nah Canadians are renowned for being super strict with letting people over. Can't even get in with a DUI on your record.", "At least tie your hipster boots, dont want someone to catch a tread to the head", "As a Canadian I'm happy they don't let people with a DUI in.", "How come?", "Probably because someone with a DUI has already shown a complete disregard for human life, so he's not interested in having someone like that coming over here and repeating that kind of behaviour? Just my guess.", "Have you ever crossed the border into the states? \n\nAs a non US citizen it's complete bullshit how everyone gets treated as a potential terrorist, but coming back they're like \"welcome home, anything to declare? Jk i don't care, come home my son <3\"", "Damn! Are you on top of the Skylon?", "Fun fact. You can shut off that waterfall. ", "He’s many thousand feet in the air. This is a helicopter or small plane.\n\nThe top of Skylon, the 775 observation tower can be seen by his right knee and it is very far below.", "I crossed back from Canada.\n\nAlso, whilst I didn’t go into Mexico I did pass through a couple of checkpoints near the border.\n\nI had zero problems with any of these guys, a quick passport check and sent on my way.", "I don't know which Embassy Suites you're been staying at... but... no rofl.", "I blew a .06 when I was 18 and got a dui (I'm 31 now).... never had a ticket since. I don't think me havin 3 beers over 2 hours after graduation was a complete disregard for human life. ", "The feet is what makes it scary.. otherwise is just a photo. \n\nNo fun if you don't have to imagine falling to your death. ", "You knew the rules and you decided to take a chance anyway, it's a god damn shame but that's what happens when you take chances. Sometimes it's not worth it as I'm sure 13 years since have taught you. To be clear, I've fucked up some shit as well, nobody is perfect but I personally accept all consequences that happen to me when I take chances.\n\nFor me I took a chance on love and that blew right the fuck up in my face. 8 years marriage, 3 kids, ex wife runs off with the dude fixing my house. ", "No one who lives on a farm would wear those for farm work. ", "I'm just saying, disregarding human life would have to be case by case. If I was 21, I would've been under the legal limit. I did not know when I was 18 if I got caught driving after 3 beers it would limit my international travel opportunities. So do say I knew the risk and consequences isn't all true either. Trust me, I take full responsibility for getting a dui before I was 21, but I still disagree with you're statement that I'm likely to reoffend. I was pulled over for going 31 in a 25. Real wreck less I know. But hey if Canadians think that, fuck it we'll stay here and y'all can stay there, eh?", "The one there is extremely large and had a cut out section on the top floor where you can walk out similar to this but probably lower", "Iron rangers?", "> Which would make you think how cold it must be at that altitude to get that shot. \n\nYes, the cold is the 1st thing that comes to mind here...", "Its not a permanent ban. I don't know the exact limit, but you'd be able to cross the border now if you so desired.", "The Skylon is above my right knee. I'm several thousand feet in the air in a helicopter. ", "Lol. That must be one heck of a hotel!", "\"probably\"", "Tell me, how exactly does one fuck noise?", "> ~~Nopenope~~no~~peneoeoe~~pee~~neoe~~pee~~nenopeoneoonope.~~\n\n", "That’s an awesome shot! Great job!", "it used to be ten years, don't know if that is still true. I had a DUI in '98 in the states and was looking at going to Banff in like '05. i'd basically need the Canadian state department to sign off on me coming into ca due to the fact that they classify it as a felony, not a moving violation like the vast majority of places in the states. ", "With your mom.", "Its not surprising that woman left. You don't believe in rehabilitation and have a child's understanding of personal responsibility.", "Dig those boots", "One mistake can be the end of someones life, you only have a lifetime consequence, be happy you get to live your life. \nMany have died to people with that attitude.", "So like, you see something that you want no part of, right? So you be like, \"fuck that noise\" and split. ", "As it should be...", "Just passed through into Canada yesterday. They asked if I had any weapons and I said \"not really a weapon but I have a pocket knife on me\" asks me to see it, apparently there is a new law (few weeks old) where if your pocket knife has a thumb flick it is against the law. \n\nThey tossed my truck, gave me a background check and when I told them no I do not wish to surrender my pocket knife which was a fire service graduation present from my sister...they sent me back to the states with a piece of paper saying I didn't make it in. Showed that to the US border guy and after a bunch of questions and showing him the knife he let me back into the states. \n\nI buried the knife in a bag next to the volunteer fire department down the road and came back through. \n\nWhole thing took about an hour and a half and made me miss the damn tour I had booked and my reason for going to Canada in the first place. \n\nEdit: it seems some have mistaken my saying I buried in a bag at the fire station to mean I buried it in a bag in my truck and went through with the knife...that is not what I meant. I literally buried it in the ground at the fire station on the US side and grabbed it when I came back to the states. \n\nAlso, I do not blame the agents at all, they are doing their job and I fully realize it is my responsibility to know what can and cannot be brought across however...this is a very new law and if some frustration on my part cannot be understood I don't know what to tell you...", "that is a most excellent view", "Shakes fist Get off my sky!!! Dam kids!!", "With a DUI you would be allowed back into Canada after 10 yrs, it's called Deemed rehabilitation. Unless you were conivicted of another offence, in which case you would be considered inadmissible. ", "Says the person who hasn't ever lived on a farm. I have, I own a pair, they're tough as nails. Lots of farmers and workers up here have them. A good pair of boots will be durable and re-soleable. I've seen a pair that survived over 50 years of real use and were re-soled 3 times.", "Wow, don’t fart", "Why?", "As a Canadian I had the exact opposite experience. Canadian side is like “Welcome home, eh? Here’s some maple syrup and a free flu vaccine “, while the US side is like “what the fuck are you doing trying to enter my country. Bend over and spread em”", "I got one once that was a legit 10. Then she started talking. Rude AF. It was like 3am, I don't know how people can be so rude at such a calm hour. I had all my stuff ready and she was still looking for something to nitpick. Kept looking in the car and wanted to wake everyone up (we did). Kept asking questions. Even after she let us through she was giving us dirty looks like we were invading the country or running drugs. I wasn't even wearing my American flag shirt and I left all my cocaine at home. The other time I visited I got a dude who was pretty chill but not remotely as hot. ", "Nope ", "Well it is jailbroken. You trying to go to Canadian prison? ", "She sounds hella French", "I'd be okay with not letting them drive. Sometimes people get caught on stupid shit. I know people who have been caught driving drunk and released with a warning. I also know a guy who was given a DUI on failed sobriety test even though he didn't blow remotely close to the limit. He didn't have money to fight it and pretty much threw his life away for a few years luckly he's pulled it together since. ", "True. Anybody can make such mistake, sober or not. ", "Damn dude. I hope you at least gave him a deal on the home repairs. ", "Diggin those boots, what are they if you don't mind me asking? Also they have a really nice used petina. Iron rangers?", "I believe in rehabilitation, not sure where you got that from my comment.", "Yeah red wing, iron rangers. I’ve been meaning to clean them all month. ", "Those look like red wings, iron rangers", "Years ago we were taking a motorhome trip up through BC. While waiting in line at the border we switched drivers. As I was getting in the driver's seat I accidentally stepped on the horn. Oops. 45 minutes later we reached the agent. He was pissed and interrogated me for ten minutes about why I had honked the horn. I was starting to wonder if he was going to let us into Canada.", "I like it man, but a little mink oil wouldn't hurt.", "Looks like something out of Skyrim", "Any tips for first time travelers? Fiancée and I are taking a trip to the Canada side ", "Go in the early fall or late spring, Winter is too cold and Summer is too humid.", "We are book for Easter weekend, so..close enough?", "Same for coming to the States from Canada. Can’t cross with a DUI on record. ", "I had some of the coolest guys, they asked if we had any guns or weapons in our car and he points at me and said I shouldn't be allowed in when I'm packing two side arms.\n\n\nMay the gains be with you to, sir", "Sounds about right, Have a fun trip!", "I'm soory", "Thanks! ", "What constitutes an illegal phone?", "Yeah, the male customs creatures at Niagara are often grumpy, but the female ones have a terrible reputation, dunno why.", "What gets me about this, is that the default soles for iron rangers aren’t lugged. On ice, when wearing mine, I’m like a dog trying to stand up in the car. The idea of navigating whatever nonsense he had to do to get this shot in those boots is goddamned madness.", "That’s a no from me dawg", "Wow, wanna go there one day.", "It's pictures like these and videos like the one where the guy is climbing to the top of the radio tower that made me realize I was afraid of heights. It's crazy the irrational fear and anxiety I can feel while lying in bed scrolling through Reddit.", "I’m Canada you can buy them default lugged. I think you could do that for the past 2 years now. ", "Oooh the new fortnite map looks good", "Niagra falls will never not remind me of Superman", "I drove to Seattle for a day from Vancouver when I was there (I live in Calgary). The US border guards grilled me about my domestic travel, treating me like I wasn't allowed to move around my own country. On my way back into Canada, I also got the third degree from the border lady about why I'm not entering from Calgary... I don't understand why that's her business, I'm Canadian it shouldn't matter where I enter from... ", "The onus is on you to be aware of that before you cross the border, that's entirely not the border agents fault.\n\nEdit: Another thought: if you stuffed that knife in your bag and didn't declare it to the border agents the second time, and they discovered it, it's likely you could get charged with importing a prohibited weapon into Canada. CBSA and the RCMP don't fuck around with that shit. ", "Open open open open open", "I bought mine two years ago and they came with the classic (awful) cork sole. That sole is slippery even on wet pebbly asphalt!\n\nThe new models have Vibram I’m told. It’s a $100 upgrade for older boots.", "Actually, I thought you might be skydiving.", "Not entering from Calgary... Maybe I'm misunderstanding something here, but my answer would be \"Cuz Calgary isn't on the fucking border, maybe?\" Were they seriously implying that you'd have been better to drive east through Spokane, cross at Eastport and head NE through Cranbrook, or God forbid all the way to where the US89 becomes the No2? I just pulled the travel time on those; the TransCan thru Kamloops and Banff is still faster than any of that, by a comfy half hour at minimum. ", "They were seriously implying I should have continued through the states and enter through one of the ports on the Alberta border. I was leaving Vancouver to China a few days later, so she decided to question me about that too. I honestly can't fully describe just how stupid that whole situation was.\n\nEdit: And yes, I do believe they thought Calgary was on the border ", "Hornblower is better anyway. Not suggesting they’d be running still, though. ", "I went to university in Lethbridge, lemme tell ya, there's close to 3 more hours of Alberta after Calgary before the border. ", "Maybe they were just insulted by the fact that you called the peace arch crossing the peach arch.", "I'm well aware of that, I've had some lengthy drives down into Montana haha ", "Where are you?!\nThat's terrifying !", "They're not so bad...if you're a Canadian on your way home. Guess it's all perspective. Much easier to get back home than it is to get over in the first place.", "Too high...", "The view's astounding", "Guess I got lucky, cuz I was driving a car from Iowa to NY with Alabama plates and all I got was a raised eyebrow", "Can confirm, coming back into the states as a citizen is super painless", "why what?", "You mean above. On top means that you are physically standing on the top of the falls. ", "Lol, I was coming back from Montreal and crossed close to Niagara Falls in a lower populated crossing at like 4am, it was just one dude in a little shack that probably couldn't even search my car if he wanted to...I'm sure the back-up was close-by if needed, but I even declared bottles of alcohol as a minor and he was like \"meh, what-evs kid, have a good night\"", "Skylon Tower?", "When I see pictures I imagine the temperature, breeze, sounds, smells, etc. How loud are the falls, could you hear it from where you were?", "It looks like you’re ice fishing ", "Terrifyingly beautiful and Canadian af. ", "Easy, he wanted to look at the phone. Doesn't matter the words he used, you have to listen anyways, or he's just gonna arrest you and look at your phone anyways.", "What are thoooose!", "New York side does suck. Hell, the whole western portion of New York sucks.", "Shouldn't have oppened this. My stomach turned.", "Never had a problem with them. US agents are fucking dicks though", "Wait, social media told me a month ago that the falls were frozen solid. \n\nLOL. ", "Upvote for redwings.", "Sounds like California.....", "=) funny you ask. Here’s a video. \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IblGDay6jr8", "Sounds like white on white....", "I prefer the vibram half sole. Enough traction over the cork so you aren't on ice skates, but a decent foot feel. ", "Got vertigo just looking at it. For a split second I could literally feel like I was about to fall off the ledge. Good work, OP (assuming OP took picture).", "Yup. That’s me! Thanks! ", "Please tell me it's photoshopped, because my heart can't take it.", "Would this video help? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IblGDay6jr8", "so wait. Who is in the video?", "Wow you guys are awesome. Unfortunately I am still afraid of height. ", "Nice to meet you Canada, I’m dad.", "Too bad it isn't September.", "I never thought of that. Especially now. Every time I say it, I get a level 4 pucker.", "Picked up my first pair yesterday. They just announced that they will offer the Vibram sole on the black and the brown rangers. I bought the charcoal specifically for the sole. Glad I did.", "Yes. I don't know why that is. It got so bad going through I-5 that I started paying extra to take a seaplane from Seattle to Victoria rather than deal with that again. They'd be really cool right up until they read whatever nonsense the officer wrote about me, which is there forever, apparently.", "I’m confused, is it not just as quick to drive south of the lakes to go Iowa to NY?", "I’m neither. \nI hail from the OG country, Great Britannia.\n\nThe guys problem didn’t seem to be about letting me in to Canada, but he was concerned that I then wouldn’t get let back into US, hence making me there problem.\n\nI had my ESTA (kinda like a visa) and everything but grumpy man be grumpy.", "/r/unexpectedmulaney ?", "Nah, just my poor version of a Canadian accent.", "Yeah I was dropping by someone in Chicago and then wanted to see the falls, and was going upstate anyway so it was just about as quick", "1. I didn't blame the agents at all in anything I said\n2. I never once mentioned stuffing it in a bag in my truck...I specifically said I buried it in a bag at the fire station down the road on the US side. In the ground, in a bag :)" ]	160	pics	Just hanging out on top of Niagara Falls
https://i.redd.it/joya8v343ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s828q/down_burst_off_the_coast_of_chicago_on_lake/	[ "Deck guy 1 \"That doesn't look good\"\n\nDeck guy 2 \"We'll be fine...\" hums the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", "did...did you live?\n\n\nSeriously, I know you are on a big boat, but 104 knots seems scary enough that I'd question my survival on even that size boat. Was there any real danger to you?", "did...did you live?\n\n\nSeriously, I know you are on a big boat, but 104 knots seems scary enough that I'd question my survival on even that size boat. Was there any real danger to you?", "How high do waves get on a lake with winds like that?", "Would you describe that experience as \"extremely terrifying\", or was it more \"completely fucking terrifying\"?", "Can't tell which boat, but I'm pretty sure this is one of the American Steamship Co.'s boats. \nhttp://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/fleet/", "When supper time came, the old cook came on deck and said \"fellas, its too rough to feed ya\".", "Fellas it’s too ~~tough~~ rough to feed ya", "Any video op?", "This might ruffle some feathers over at /r/thalassophobia", "http://www.boatnerd.com/pictures/fleet/thumb/Canadian%20Enterprise.jpg\n\nor \n\nhttp://www.boatnerd.com/news/newsthumbsb/images-11-3/AlgomaMariner811.jpg\n\nIm thinking its the mariner though\n", "The fingers of God \n", "There was no real danger in this storm. This is a 1000 foot ship. Also, the winds were not sustained over days, just hours. So there was no time for the waves to build. ", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ds3_fSf1BM\n\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElDrtUmtEFI\n\n\n\nIt can get rough. These clips are from downtown Chicago only. Who knows out in the middle of the lake. Many boats sank in storms in the 18th-19th century out there... but I doubt modern boats are very phased by Lake Michigan's worst these days.", "That is an ASC Boat. The Indiana Harbor.", "[I Love Edmund Fitzgerald's Voice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57tT30peaM)", "Classic!", "True wind speed", "That’s what I was thinking, but I wasn’t sure. ", "There was a storm on Superior last October and a buoy measured a wave at 28.8 feet on the 24th. It’s the largest wave they’ve ever recorded on the lake, but they’ve only been keeping records for about thirty years in the oldest measuring points.\n\nThey also had a buoy measure wind at 107mph, but couldn’t say it was accurate with 100% certainty. \n\nIn general it isn’t all that uncommon for waves up there to hit somewhere between 10 and 20 feet. Especially in the fall.", "Rough?", "Paul R. Tregurtha?\n\nEdit: Nm just read earlier comments.", "Indiana Harbor.", "Insane", "Yes, damn autocorrect I didn’t catch", "These clips are giving me anxiety ", "He's on a 1000 foot boat, he's fine", "It was just interesting and cool. At 1000 feet the Indiana Harbor is hard to push around. However, I’ve been on the Lakes when I should have been terrified, but was too busy for the emotion.", "I’ve lived here my entire life, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard someone use the phrase “the coast of Chicago.”", "The Great Lakes are inland seas. There is no other way to describe it. I’ve sailed around the world. I have witnessed terrible winds and waves. I have no problem calling Lake Michigan an inland sea, or calling its shores a coast. ", "I’m not criticizing—just surprised!", "The waves themselves are only a few feet high. The spray goes high into the air when the wave hits the dock.\n\nLake Michigan waves don't usually have the power of ocean waves because the distance between crests is rather short by comparison. \n\nSource: I've been out windsurfing off Chicago in larger waves than that. 25 knot winds, 6 foot waves, often on cold, rainy days. One of the most thrilling things I've ever done. \n\nLake Superior waves are more dangerous. Higher, longer period. They get huge because the prevailing winds (west to east) can travel a long way along the lake: Lake Superior runs E-W whereas Michigan runs N-S. ", "I've heard of diehards surfing Lake Superior. Props to them, it looks miserable.", "The Roger Blough?", "It's amazing", "Thank you. It was in the mid 90s when I took that picture. When the front hit the temperature dropped 20 or more degrees." ]	36	pics	Down burst off the coast of Chicago on Lake Michigan. 104 knot winds when it hit us.
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https://i.redd.it/kmwq7n674ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s844d/i_will_design_creative_minimalist_logo_within_24/	[ "I like your style", "Thank you.", "One of them looks exactly like the SEC logo", "For free? Or is this an ad? ", "Great work. What do you charge for something like that? " ]	5	pics	I Will Design Creative Minimalist Logo Within 24 Hours
https://i.redd.it/3c33q1di6ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s87ej/a_baby_great_white_shark/	[ "Farewell, and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies...", "Mike wazowski!", "And so just like the passing seasons it was time for Doby to return to the deep waters he came from\n", "The absence of pelvic claspers suggests it is a female", "Much better than the lion king pose." ]	6	pics	A baby great white shark
https://i.redd.it/v8j1wbvv6ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s880x/i_ate_culvers_bacon_deluxe_double/	[ "That looks like I'd have to eat it while sitting on the toilet in anticipation of the shits that will follow.", "Try cooking that bacon next time.", "Ok, where is Culver's, and can I pay for this with my cholesterol medication?", "I hurt just looking at that; I'd be done for the rest of the afternoon. ", "It's their new Sushi Bacon. ", "Need to power it down with a large frozen yogurt strawberry shake for that total digestive train wreck effect. ", "Honestly. That doesn't look appetizing.", "As burgers go, and I love burgers, that burger looks sad and defeated.\n\nI’ve had Culver’s, not bad. Definitely runs through me like a bullet train because of the use of butter.\n\nBut that burger looks like it’s given up.", "Seems I'm the only one that thinks that looks yummy! Damn keto diet! ", "What's the white paper looking stuff on the bacon?", "Whenever I go, I get the burgers on the motha fuckin 'RYE bread", "Bacon double deluxe*\nFTFY", "exactly why I never get bacon anywhere - they do that because it's faster, I prefer it cooked to where it crumbles", "Bacon is one food that's still good when it's burned.", "it's even better :)\n\n", "I live in Wisconsin home to the Culvers and there burgers are 11/10. Made to order buttery greasy and delicious cheap as well you can get a whole meal for $5 drink fries and a burger. Lets also not forget about the custard. You also will not find a cleaner \"fast food chain\". " ]	16	pics	[I ate] Culver's Bacon Deluxe Double
https://i.redd.it/ki6yedrx6ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s882n/i_made_a_pie_but_nobody_got_the_reference/	[ "Pi! God it's been awhile since I've watched that movie....time to dust it off.", "I’d actually forgot there’s a movie called that and I’ve been looking for something to watch!", "3.14159 people got the reference", "It's a crazy movie, you'll either like it or hate it. ", "What about love?", "Love it or hate it is what I should have said.", "Mazel Tov! ", "Nobody got it because it resembles a bad mustache rather than the pi symbol. ", "Ha! You could be right.", "Looks delicious though. ", ">nobody got the reference\n\nStop lying", "Stop assuming.", "I'd eat a 𝜋/4 arc of that.", "\"Nobody got the reference.\" \n\n\nAll I hear -\n\nTo be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂\n\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎", "It looks more like the Stonehenge model from Spinal Tap than the Pi symbol.", "Arches? on a pie? Stone henge appreciation day? i don't get it.", "What kind of pie is it?", "True! It look more like it before it was cooked.", "Stonehenge! Got it.", "Youre retarded. Pie as in the food. And pi as in 3.14...why thr fuck are you talking about rick and morty. Who gives a fuck. Just because you watch rick and morty doesnt mean your smarter than everyone else who doesnt watch it. \"Its for the ladies\" lmao. r/ihavesex", "So you think I’m trying to sound intelligent because I understand one of the most recognisable symbols in the world?", "There better be meat in there.", "How can he be retarded if he watches rick and morty™️? Sounds like you might be the unintelligent ape in this conversing of words. I myself watch rickolas and mortimer (inside joke/meme) and I know what pi is and what the other pie is too. Please think before trying to belittle your superiors, or you will be roasted (like right now!). Goodbye and farewell simpleton. ", "You sound like a retard as well. And I didnt say he was a retard because he watch rick and morty. Dumbass. I said he talks like a retard and he thinks like a retard therefore he is a retard. Like you.", "Oh buzz off, you fool! I may be on the spectrum, but that doesn't mean I am \"retarded\". My IQ is actually quite high! If you had any sense you would learn your lesson and back off before i really crack you a good one! ", "r/iamverybadass", "I am! And i am also very smart! " ]	27	pics	I made a pie but nobody got the reference.
https://i.redd.it/popu7nwb9ob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8bor/i_didnt_stay_behind_him_long_enough_to_see_the/	[ "Believe me you don’t want to stay behind him lol.. ", "Know what's also unsafe? Taking a picture while driving.", "I'd rather be behind that guy than the guy playing with his phone while he's driving. ", "Yeah, that load should have had pipe stakes on the trailer. \n\nDoesn't help that the idiots that decided to make up the bundles have fucking clue how to do it. They stacked them in 4 rows of 10. should have been 10,9 spacer board,10,9. That would have put the pipe in a position it wants to be in. " ]	4	pics	I didn’t stay behind him long enough to see the aftermath
https://i.imgur.com/pDMtmwAh.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8fpb/this_good_boy_is_going_to_the_vet_one_last_time/	[ "good puppers", "HE is a sweet looking boy, lots of hugs and kisses. ", "I’m so sorry :(", "This makes me sad. I'm sad with you, but he looks like a good boy. ", "Bestest, fluffest, goodest boy.", "Hey you are a good boy and I want to cuddle with you. Have a good trip... ", "So sorry for your loss. He'll stay with you forever in your heart.", "Can anyone not unsee the gloomy look in his eyes for god's sake? \nDude, my dog was crushed under a lorry. I don't wanna say this, but your dog's going out in peace. May he have an amazing afterlife!\n\nAlso, what's the pupper's name?", "what a good boye.", "/u/aeppacher, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/aeppacher&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s8fpb/this_good_boy_is_going_to_the_vet_one_last_time/?context=10\\))", "Had to put down two of my childhood dogs in the past 3 months. You really have to make yourself realize that keeping them alive is more for you're own benefit and they're probably in a lot of pain. RIP Korn and Jazz" ]	11	pics	This good boy is going to the vet one last time and I think the world deserves to see him one last time
https://i.redd.it/6es0cesifob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8lfw/caption_this/	[ "This is why you don't skip leg day..", "Low budget AT-AT", "Howl's moving castle finally unearthed.", "Yeah, but is it wheelchair accessible?", "I mean the land under him was for sale", "Maybe I'll come down, maybe I won't. I KNOW MY RIGHTS!", "Low Tide.", "Super water refill bottles at work.", "The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one they said.", "Mom, tides out, let’s go to the grocery store while we can! " ]	10	pics	Caption This
https://i.imgur.com/dqHkb7M.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8lkc/brazil_maintains_a_fleet_of_hospital_ships_that/	[ "Was it built by InGen? ", "I’m more amazed by the size of the Amazon River. Holy shit. ", "Very cool", "I'm scared to know what's below the water", "that's not even the 'main' part of the river, it's quite a site to see", "more land.", "This is the Dr. Montenegro of the Brazllian Navy. Nice of them to provide free healthcare.", "free healthcare?! socialism! BAH!", "pink dolphins.", "They too spared no expense.", "Nooooooooooo anything but those cute things", "And not a single Anti-Vaxxer", "I think that level of healthcare is available everywhere for free, or at least near free. I doubt they have fancy MRI machines and PET scanners, and don't perform the 80 year old's 3rd knee replacement so he can play tennis 4x per week... (or labiaplasties or whatever else people seem to think should always be free to the recipient...)", "such a great way to help the impoverished/lower class. bring the support to them ", "\"What do you do?\"\n\n\"I work on a stealth hospital boat in the amazon while we secretly plot to take over the world. We only have one thing in our way; James Bond.\"", "THIS is what you hijack when that virus kills off 99.99% of the population of the world.", "Little fish that swim up your urethra or so I'm told", "\"Deathcare\" we call it SUS their moto is \"pay a premiun or you will die waiting in a line\" ", "Fuck", "Isn't it the largest river in the world? It hardly even looks big in this photo. \"Holy Shit\" really?", "Your pintu ", "To be honest, the [US has something very similar.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_Area_Medical) Teams of medical volunteers who drive through the US and treat the most urgent things. There are whole stadiums full of poor people who can't afford treatment, it looks like this:\n\n>http://insurancethoughtleadership.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/2a31ca21.jpg\n\n>http://www.knoxmercury.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/RemoteAreaMedical11.jpg\n\n>https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/remote-area-medical-27065722.jpg\n\nIt's not much different than what Doctors Without Borders are doing in developing countries. Only that the US is one of the richest countries in the world. ", "This picture reminds me of that N64 Mario Kart track where you jump across the river with the boat underneath you inside of Donkey Kong Country.", "In volume. The Nile is the largest in length. ", "From some places you can't see the other margin.", "The horror...", "I know a guy who participated in a few of these expeditions a few yars ago, in Brazil every person who graduates in Medicine has to serve a year on the Military, so he was relocated to a military base in the middle of the Amazon where the only way to get there was by plane, or by boat + a few hours of military landrover through almost impassable roads. He said that many of these people don't even have electricity, some NGO's have been distributing solar panels but it's not nearly enough for them all. Also, many native commmunities are fragile to outside pathogens and still prefer their traditional medicine and rituals, what some times is a problem as they will refuse the medical crew help. Epidemics such as HIV, yellow fever or dengue still decimate semi-isolated native populations.", "Mexico has a train that does the same.", "Either way there's nothing really \"Holy Shit\" about the size of it in the OPs pic", "They do this in Mexico but instead of a boat it is a train called dr. Vagon", "Yes, sir? 007 here, reporting for duty.", "Yep, pee on a tree, not in the river. shivers", "Or anti-socialist ", "I found Waldo!", "Antivirals probably won’t help that much. ", "That is so nice to hear positive things about Brazil Most americans imagine small children with machine guns when they think of South America. ", "If it's zombies you will want to be in the Amazon out of anywhere else. I doubt a bunch of moving rotten meat will be able to move for too long in a swampy hot tropical forest full of every kind of meat-eating critters. Plus it's very sparsely populated and food source will probably not be a problem.", "Sleek looking ship", "I mean if they were there they wouldn’t be by the boat ", "I'm surprised you think that's big... I live near the chattahoochee river in GA and it's close in size to what we see in the OP.", "Do these things stop in Ohio, I would love to be able to afford going to the doctor again.", "It's just one of the hundreds of branches of the river", "During the wet season it's longer than nile.", "It's usefull. If you live in the middle of the jungle.", "Dude they Delaware river is wider than that. Like the Amazon is huge, but not in this picture", "Nobody who graduates in Medicine has to serve here. ", "You'll likely find many anti-socialists here, many still believe in military governments so they can get rid of communism. ", "\"The bond's Name. James Name\" \n\nPleased to... what?\n\n\"Bond Name's the james\" \n\nAre you alright? \n\n\"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance\"", "We don't have a chance otherwise, we die. Yellow fever, for example, still kills hundreds of people every year. ", "Thank you for incorrectly generalizing 335 million people.", "They do.\n\nhttp://www.defesa.gov.br/mobilizacao-nacional/servico-militar/medicos-farmaceuticos-dentistas-e-veterinarios-mfdv", "Not here here though. Latin America is the opposite of the us. Rural areas tend to be more liberal, urban areas more conservative.", "Free health care? I wish I could get that in The United States.", "Until the jaguars become infected ", "Sorry. I expressed myself badly, you said that every person has to. Not everyone, but anyone can be called upon. Right?", "Yeah, I expressed myself badly as well. Yes, they can call anyone, but not everyone has to serve, just like it is with every 18 yo male. They usually only call people when they are in lack of personnel.", "Ok. I'm not disputing any facts related to the Amazon river (volume/length) or whether this is one of hundreds of branches of the river. I'm just pointing out that \"phuzzy1deep\" response to OP's pic is highly exaggerated. Nothing screams \"Holy Shit\" or amazing regarding the size of the river in this particular picture. It shouldn't shock anyone that the largest river in the world (by volume) is at least this wide in some random picture of it.", "Lol, yeah, do you want all the shit in the Amazon turning into Zombies? Most of us would die there normally even if there weren't zombie jaguars.", "exactly. gf just graduated and go will gonvoluntarily for 1 year because they pay well :p ", "By size do you mean the width from one side to the other? The river by the town I grew up in is three times bigger than that. Never really thought about the size.", "Docs without docks!", "Where are you from? You should visit St Louis sometime- the river at the Arch might literally blow your mind. It's wide, it's deep, and it's fast.\n\nThis picture is not the lower Amazon, and looks pretty tiny in comparison to the main river.", "the boys from Brazil at it again. wheres Krieger?", "Yeah, They follow the boat with hookers on it and treat everyone for STD's.", "That is some Last Ship mil spec rescue", "Well I'll be damned, one thing in Brazil that isn't trying to kill everyone ", "Yeah, it's just the adults. They have class in Brazil ", "Wow. Cool!", "This is the first thing I’ve seen about Brazil outside of r/watchpeopledie ", "https://m.imgur.com/r/reactiongifs/RG0BS1U", "Free medical treatment?!?! God damn commies!!! /s", "That’s because everybody is killing everybody there. ", "Brazilian doctor here. Everyone MALE doctor is called to the army. Not every male has to serve, just like when everyone is 18. They first call in some voluntiers ( men and woman) and if the quota is not filled, then they call some of the man that registerd. The rest stays on reserve.\n\n Sometimes they call someone and they dont want to do residency, then you can serve later as a specialist or they can lock your residency aproval for one year so you dont have to pass the test again.\n\nI did not serve but my friends who did all loved it.\n\n\n\n", "> Plus it's very sparsely populated and food source will probably not be a problem.\n\nActually, it’s just the opposite. Check out “the Lost City of Z.” The Amazon is actually an extremely hostile environment that’s extremely difficult to survive in without the highly specialized knowledge the locals have developed. ", "This made me laugh a lot more than I was expecting. Bondulance really put me over, thank you.", "But then they'll rot just like the other zombies.", "that's because rural societies there are communal farm based villages full of people just trying to survive, and rural societies here are just agricultural facilities full of families just trying to capitalism. ", "This is just a small tributary, there are parts of the actual amazon river that are quilometers long, like in the city of Manaus wich also has the worlds 2 longest bridge on rivers with 3.6 kilometers. ", "I can about imagine the doctors abusing the women patients from the rural villages.", "The Amazon can be over 11km wide at points. The section in the photo is basically a little stream. ", "lol this is because their country is a shithole where the government steals all the money and contributes nothing to the poeple.", "Could you imagine if there were equivalent ships that traveled up and down the Mississippi River how much need would be addressed to needy under insured folks.", "Bravo. Best line of the day!", "I haven't seen a boat like that since Anaconda!", "Nice. Now you can enjoy our horrible health care system AND be seasick at the same time.", "Why can't they use their money to fund endless unwinnable banker's wars, like a reasonable nation?", "That's one dope boat yo", "The red cross also has a few ships They dont look as cool but its bigger. ", "That's awesome and all, but that isn't exactly a large hospital.\nMediocre health care is a huge step up from shitty/total lack of health care, but if the zombies take over, I'd rather be on a nuclear carrier.", "no such thing as free health care.\n\nKeep wishing", "I'm honestly surprised with how modern that boat looks. The US hospital ships are staggering in size but [they're kinda outdated looking.](https://www.navysite.de/ships/ah19_4.jpg)\n\nWay to serve your people, Brazil.", "Why are there no local doctors?", "this is to offset the brazilian flip flop scooter hitmen", "Oh, so it's like the US and our health care system?", "We're talking about Brazil, not the usa", "Look for a US Navy Hospital Ship!", "Or until you realize that the Amazon has enough poisonous spiders, snakes and ants to make Australia look like Madagascar", "Omg I am pissing myself with laughter on the train... Thank fuck it's an empty carriage", "Brazil has better Healthcare than the US apparently. ", "Great. We give Brazil aid so they can treat losers who can’t be bothered to live near hospitals. Vote Trump! ", "This has to be the most civil Reddit conversation I've ever witnessed.", "It's not free, it's just somebody else paying for it.", "Yeah, you’d think with all that money the government steals, it could afford to do something useful like supply hospital ships that docks at riverside villages and treat locals for free or something. ", "The US military has hospital ships, but there's also an international NGO called [Mercy Ships](http://www.mercyships.org) that does this on a much larger scale than pictured. They stay in each country for just short of a year and provide surgical care and full recovery support to patients who can't get it in their country. It's run almost entirely by volunteers, so the vast majority of the money they raise goes directly into actually providing care, as well as building local medical capacity and infrastructure in the places they visit. ", "haha, it's always amazing when people are stupid enough to still believe in socialism.", "Nice tumblr copy pasta.", "I love you guys, this level of civil discussion is what people and to be more exact the media lack today, a discussion should serve its purpose, concluding a rational output that would help us progress as humans ", "Even in the U.S. finding enough doctors to live and practice in many rural areas is a problem. \n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/18/us/doctor-shortage-visa-policy.html\n\n", "Let me know how that works out when a doctor tells you and your cancer to get fucked because you can't afford treatment.", "Reddit is too cringe ", "Sweet merciful goodness, you weren't kidding about the size. I just looked it up and it's actually a hair longer than the Titanic.", "That’s a pretty badass looking vessel. Like a militarized yacht or something.", "Uh... hang on.\n\nIf you have a hospital boat, or really any boat at all, I should think the ocean would be the safest place in the zombie apocalypse.\n\nNo one ever thinks about it. But tell me, can zombies swim well enough to get your ass in the middle of the Pacific? I mean, I’ve never even seen one swim at all. It opens up a whole world of zombie discussion that you never see. Does their rotting flesh make them float or would they just kinda stumble around on the ocean floor?\n\nEither way, most living humans can’t swim out to the middle of the ocean. I really doubt a zombie that can barely walk would get you out there. Fuck the Amazon dude I’m catching some rays miles away from any infected civilization.\n\nUnless this is one of those cases where the zombie virus also infects animals. Then I suppose a zombie shark could be a problem. Still, you’re on a fucking hospital boat.", "Better health care then I can afford or get, and I live in the USA ", "We have universal healthcare here in Switzerland so I'm fine, thanks. \n\nThe point is, universal healthcare etc is not in any way related to socialism. Words have meaning and if you use them without knowing that meaning it makes you look like a complete idiot.", "Russia will see your hospital boat and raises with a hospital train: http://www.newsweek.com/2017/05/19/russia-trains-medical-care-607346.html", "Definition of socialized medicine\n\n: medical and hospital services for the members of a class or population administered by an organized group (such as a state agency) and paid for from funds obtained usually by assessments, philanthropy, or taxation", "There are a lot of rivers in the Amazon. This is probably another river.\n\n", "We are talking about SOCIALISM here, are you trolling or really this stupid? \n\nNot everything with \"social\" in the name is related to socialism.", "You are right there. But most countries have a socialized system where everyone pay tax and the government runs the hospitals. It works great. No one gets ruined from medical bills ever again.", "Their converted oil tankers.", "Definition of social\n\n1: involving allies or confederates \n\ntheSocial War between the Athenians and their allies\n\n2a : marked by or passed in pleasant companionship with friends or associates \n\nan active social life\n\nb : sociable\n\nc : of, relating to, or designed for sociability \n\na social club\n\n3: of or relating to human society, the interaction of the individual and the group, or the welfare of human beings as members of society \n\nsocialinstitutions\n\n4a : tending to form cooperative and interdependent relationships with others\n\nInfants can become social beings only through interaction with others.\n\n —Gerald R. Leslie and Sheila K. Korman\n\nb : living and breeding in more or less organized communities especially for the purposes of cooperation and mutual benefit : not solitary\n\nOf the canid family, the wolf is one of the most social species, since it is a pack hunter.\n\n —Michael W. Fox\n\nThe evolutionary theory of kin selection requires that social animals recognize their relatives so that altruistic behavior can be displayed preferentially toward kin.\n\n—Science\n\n— see also social insect\n\nc of a plant : tending to grow in groups or masses so as to form a pure stand\n\n5a : of, relating to, or based on rank or status in a particular society \n\na member of our social set\n\nb : of, relating to, or characteristic of the upper classes\n\nc : formal\n\n6: being such in social situations \n\nasocial drinker", "Ah ok, you're really this stupid. \n\nSo I will explain it one last time: Socialism is a well defined economical system, you can't just assume that everything with \"social\" in the name is somehow related to socialism. I mean even your shitty quote there shows you that social doesn't mean socialism.\n\n\nI guess it makes sense that the only ones still defending socialism are usually extremely uneducated.", "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism\n\n\nThere are many varieties of socialism and there is no single definition encapsulating all of them.", "Just quoting something while not actually understanding it really shows that you have no idea what you're talking about. \n\n>characterised by social ownership and democratic control of the means of production,\n\nSo yeah this at least has to apply to call something socialist.... and this is not the case for any western country.\n\nAll western European countries are deeply capitalistic, having social security is not in any way related to socialism.\n\nSo please, go and educate yourself a bit, the way you act here is truly embarassing.", "Is that an evil hospital?", "[D.K.'s Jungle Parkway](https://youtu.be/NnYruEfgoPE?t=96)", "There’s no such thing as free in this life bud. Sad but true.", "> small children with machine guns\n\nisn't that more African?", "Getting shot by a medic is just not the same as getting a shot by a medic.", "...Paid for by general taxation of the population. Nothing is free.", "Yea, I don't believe that's what's that is used for... ", "Fuk infrastructure and a non-corrupt sensible democratic system of government by the people - let’s go for - Fuk I duno - hospital kinda boat things that look insane", "You are correct", "free, like someone else paid for that, pay respect for people that sponsored this ", "Also it only has 1 of these boats and it doesn't look like this. Please do research before posting bs info on here, even if it is Reddit. Basic Google search proves this post weong", "Ummm... it looks evil, like r/evilbuildings evil... but a boat", "That’s not ’very similar’ at all. Those are volunteer programs, charities. This is the Brazilian government taking care of its people.", "who is killing who in the amazon villages? where do you get that?", "In the US, the richest country in the history of the world, we just tell our villages to fuck off and die.", "Those are non-profits jn the US, not \"the US.\"\n\n\"The US\" doesn't do shit for it's people beside Medicare, which only covers the people already on their way toward dying at the moment.", "Throwing \"free\" supply at it wont help fixing this.", "Anti vaxxers can only really exist in a country where herd immunity protects their children/family enough that they don't really pay for their bad choices. You won't find anti-vaxxers in countries where you get disease from the environment, but ones where it's mostly human to human transmission viruses that are being \"questioned\".\n\nedit: spelling mistake", "R/wholesome?", "The people paid for that, through absurdly high taxes\n\nSource: I live in Brazil", "Yes, the people", "It's hostile to one who doesn't know the fauna, but not anything impossible to live at all. Still have shittons of fishes in the rivers here and as long as you are smart enough to cook everything vegetable you find, you won't die.\n\nAlso, some Indigenous tribes over here literally eat ants too. It's considered some sort of special cuisine for tourists, but it's their everyday food, being super easy to obtain.", "If I were a small country and saw that steaming towards my coast, I would definitely prepare the trebuchets. ", "Big difference between a State initiative and volunteer work. It's fucking terrible having to rely on someone else's good will to survive, whereas the population's perception of state-funded healthcare is that they're not being given a favor by anyone, they're getting what they, as a society, pay for.", "Can confirm, every day I have to dodge somewhere between eight and twenty bullets - and that's just on my commute to work.^^^/s", "Russia has this too, but it's trains across Siberia ", ">No one ever thinks about it\n\nThat's not true at all. Every single one thinks about this, that's why in zombie movies/tv shows when the characters goes to shore to pickup boats, all of them are already taken.\nBut there's some problem to this strategy:\n\n- Boats require fuel, unless it's soma kind of solar powered boat.\n- Your food and water supply is eventually gonna end, and you are going to end up having to aventure yourself into land to get more. \n\nBut anyway, it's way better than to live on land.", "These people or all the people? This thing looks expensive. ", "The entire population of Brazil\n\nSource: I live in Brazil", "Set sails\n\nFish\n\nDrink rain water", "That one is from Navy. Or Army, but probably Navy.", "Where is here and where is there?\n\nBoth describe Brazil.", "Care to show your research?", "Of course, which is exactly what it is then, the people on the picture could not afford a ship like that, it might be free for them but its not for free, its just somebody else paying the bill. ", "Please travel to Europe and be sorry for your infrastructure.", "No you dump your money on the military and subsidies for corrupt industries instead of using a little bit of it for your infrastructure, education and healthcare.\n\n", "Looks like a yacht ", "Can confirm. Im from South America and I walk around with lots of machine guns. Although Im 28...", "Brazil have public healthcare for all citizens and residents. It's a modern country.", "Sounds Socialist...\n\nA proper Freedom Invasion™ will put and end to that kind of oppression. ", "Brazil have public healthcare for all citizens and residents.", "Thought that belonged to Guile for his battle against the Shadowloo", "Ok I'll bite...\n\nThat is the worst piece of shit baseless article I've ever seen in all of gaming. \n\nAnd poorly written to boot. Google translate could do a better job. \n\nZero chance PS5 hits in 2018. Playstation has never had a 5 year generation, and they're not gonna start now. 2019 is possible, but diminishing returns on power increases are real, and it likely wouldn't be worthwhile. \n\n2020 is most likely. A 7 year generation (like PS3), 4 years for PS4 Pro to breathe. Enough time to make a significant leap over XB1X without breaking the bank...\n\nOh and Zero chance that it's significantly more expensive than PS4's launch price. We're looking at a $500 machine, max.\n\n(and extremely, extremely slim chance of backwards compatibility for anything but PS4... No PS1, no PS2, and no PS3) ", "\"Oh, you didn't wanted contact with white-men, so sorry! But I've already spoke to you for a full minute, you either take 12 vaccine shots or you'll die and you take your tribe with you\"", "Are you...\n\nAre you Matt Bevin? ", "Downvoted because apparently \"taxes\" aren't paid for by \"people\" ", "It's being provided for free to people who otherwise couldn't afford it and likely didn't pay I to the tax coffers worth a shit. ", "Those shitholes....\n\nLike Norway and Canada and Japan... ", "Let them die to create more demand!\n\nThats the free market answer! ", "Living in a remote location as a doctor pays well but not well enough to live in a remote location. ", "Still better health care coverage than America", "hahaha", "Reminds me of the End of Elysium movie. \nMatt Damon. ", "TIL Brazil is beating America on free healthcare.", "I worked in Brazil for ten years at a residential care facility - some of the kids had the polio vaccine 3 or more times. I never met an anti vaxxer there. ", "People die either way. My way less die in the long run. ", "I worked on one of these for a week. It was an amazing experience. I did not speak the language so being out of my element was a growing experience. Highlights were the people I met, pink dolphins, food, and the amazing starry nights. Lowlights were shitting myself constantly, ginormous wasps the size of hotdogs, and really fucking humid weather. 11/10 would do again. ", "Bevin would be the captain of that boat and as soon as the villagers reached it would drive off, like when people are dicks to their friends trying to get in a car.", "According to Wikipedia, this is one of five hospital ships belonging to the Brazilian navy. This one is the \"Doutor Montenegro\". \n https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_of_the_Brazilian_Navy#\n\nI'm not a bot.", "[This guy](http://www.funny-potato.com/images/boats/boats.jpg) is there to assist you off the shores of Lake Erie....", "I don't understand what they are doing up there, previously you guys didn't have public health service, then obama care came, then trump put it down, and now he's trying the same with different name, isn't it? But it is a health insurance cheaper with some govern money, or is it 100% public money?\n\nOur public health system takes around R$ 100bi/year (around U$ 33bi) and still has lots of problems, some say cuz of the lack of money, but bad administration also plays a big role in making people wait for months for exams :p\n\nIn comparison, Brazil population is 205mi, while USA is 300mi, and our GDP is around 2 tri, while USA's 18 tri... ", "I don't understand this conclusion. Wouldn't it be more reasonable to conclude something like \"even shitholes can manage sone form of public healthcare, therefore the US is more than capable.\" Bah, why am I assuming people would be reasonable, silly me.", "Brazilian here, this system does not work well. At least here. We pay A LOT of taxes and get nothing back. We gotta pay like 300 dollars or more to have a decent health insurance.", "Right, because that's how society works. Everyone pitches in and helps out, and then everyone has nice things. ", "Ha. We can't even agree that people deserve health Care, in the grand old USA. Much less build fucking awesome hospital boats to serve the underprivileged. \n\nAmazing.", "If it was that simple. Yes, we have it for free, but it is mostly unavailable. All public hospitals are overfilled with patients and understaffed by medics.\n\nEDIT: I guess I've been watching too much sensationalized news.", "Oh man, don't say that. Brazilian health care is SHIT! Ask any Brazilian.", "I payed for that :)", "You're saying that the richest country in the world is a shithole? LMFAO", "And Brazil", "How can you say it doesn't look like this? The picture shows it.", "I don't know what it's like in huge cities like São Paulo, but I live in a smaller one (200.000 inhabitants) and it's great.", "Scurvy\n\nDie", "There are parts where the length is 100 kilometers. Can you imagine that?", "> Every country that provides free healthcare \n\nA clear piece of nonsense sentence.\n\n", "Let's do the math...\n\nBy \"leaving the problem alone\" doctors are going to move to this area where nobody can afford to pay for their services? \n\nWell... no. If there was sufficient economic activity in the region, there would be something there already, generally speaking.\n\nBy leaving them to their misery, will they all \"get the message\" and leave to find opportunity elsewhere? (or maybe they all just die, and the misery ends entirely)\n\nWell... no. Not really. Obviously some do... but really many (or most) just stay, live their lives as well as they can.\n\nPeople are remarkably stubborn about not wanting to leave their place and their way of life, and this isn't limited to indigenous peoples... Unless the descendants of coal miners can be called indigenous populations, still hanging out in Virginia and Detroit and Pittsburgh long after the coal and auto and steel industries left them behind. Move away! People cry out. There's nothing left!\n\nBut they stay.\n\nIt's very easy to say from outside \"move on! Grab those bootstraps! Find your fortune elsewhere!\"\n\nBut most people are just worker bees. They're largely pretty industrious, but without a hive (or when the hive dies) they are lost.", "You dont know what youre talking about\n\nSUS has many flaws, but it's not as terribly as youre making it out to be", "Eat citrus.", "/u/Orgmo made the mistake of saying something nice about Brazil on reddit, which always calls for another brazilian to check in talking about how the country is actually shite, so his americans senpais will hopefully notice him", "> It's a modern country.\n\nReaction from a Brazilian national: Hahahahahah Not at all. The public health care system doesn't work very well, so if you want quality health care you gonna pay from your own pockets. Everybody knows that no one can rely on that. ", "I mean... I said a fact, I didn't specify if it was a good service or not :p", "Brazilian here. It is not true. The health care is universal and \"free\" ~~we pay a hell a lot of taxes for nothing~~, but it is very inefficient, with very long queues and overfilled with patients and bad infrastructure. So no sane person can rely on that, specially the middle class who pays from their own pockets for health insurance and private healthcare. \n\nThe public health care system is at least good at intensive care and surgeries that would not be covered by health insurance and would bankrupt a family. There are heart surgeries for instance that can cost up to 1 million reais or 333.33 thousand dollars. ", "classic Brazilian trashing Brazil on reddit. They just can't control themselves.\n\nSUS is relatively new and it works very well besides the lack of investment. Its something that we Brazilians must defend and be proud of.", "You're right https://i.imgur.com/QWozraI.jpg", "I'm from Fortaleza (2.5 Millions) either you have a good health insurance or you die in the corridors of the hospital.", "There's no such a thing as \"for free\". It's extremely expensive and yet ineffective. Don't spread fake news. ", "I live in a small town in Santa Catarina called Timbó and here you only need to go to the ER and they treat any disease you have, it's great. Last week my girlfriend had a kidney infection and was treated very well for free.", "The mosquitos are already infected. Biting you a transmitting diseases", "The vira-latas come running.", "ah.. the well known troll comments here too.", "This is just a small, narrow branch of the Amazon River. There are a few sections of the river that can be 11km (almost 7 miles) wide during the dry season, and 50km (31 miles) wide in the rainy season. It's a beast.", "Very cool looking stealth boat!", "I don't know who you're trying to impress with your stupidity ", "It's called SUS ( Sistema Único de Saúde ). Though in practice the system suffers from problems like corruption, lack of staff in some places, etc., it's a great system, and in theory, a great example of a free healthcare program. It's far from working as it should, but in overall it's a good thing.", "That's the whole point\n\nSure, SUS isn't optimal for when you need a nutritionist appointment, or a dentist for aesthetical purposes, or an opthomologist to renew your prescription, but it's great that you can be in an emergency situation, need an otherwise expensive surgery or expensive medicine and not go bankrupt\n", "Was her medical exams on the public health care service or on the private health care or covered by insurance? Generally, medical exams on the government health facilities takes a very long time. But for complex surgeries and cancer treatments that are not well covered by insurance, surely the public health care is better. For not complex diseases, the private sector is better and faster. ", "Holy shit, this. Exactly this. It's enfuriating", "Why am I troll? It seems that everybody you disagree with is a troll. It is not a joke, Brazil is far from being a modern country and don't tell it because I hate this country, I do it because I want Brazil to be a better country that works for everybody. To change it, we first must acknowledge that the institutions and the government is not working at all instead of hide the true due to nationalistic bullshits. ", "exactly, but I guarantee you'll find that most brazilians here in Reddit seems like a bunch of fucking vira latas, always talking shit about our own country but they looove the USA lmao, is sad ", "ta rindo do que, retardado? ", "> but it's great that you can be in an emergency situation,\n\nI didn't argued totally against our health care system. That was I have said. For casual stuffs like fever, toothache, headache it is very delayed and not good.\n\nI guess that government should not run all the health care, only complex and expensive health treatments such as surgeries, emergency, cancer treatment and rare diseases. Casual treatments could be better provided by the private sector through subsidizing to the poor and middle class paying health insurance from their own pockets.\n", "ITT: People angry that they could not save R$ 40 on a dentist appointment due to huge SUS lines", "vira lata de merda, sempre falando bosta do próprio país pros gringos. Lixo de merda ", "It is over 11km (about 4miles? I dunno) wide on some parts. It may be a different river on the picture, or just a little stream. I know, I know, I'm probably the hundreth reditor to give you some amazon river facts today. sorry", "MR VAGON!", "Well, if you can find a few tropical inhabited small islands, you can find/plant some fruits. You simply need to hang around these for constant supply or simply live there", "Citrus stocks end.\n\nScurvy.\n\nDie.", "It's not here on reddit, the vira-lata syndrome plagues the entire country. I'd even argue it's one of the main cultural reasons Brazil isn't more developed.", "It's amazing what you can do when you cannot be sued if you mess up. ", "Everybody, we can simply agree that there's pros and cons. And the service varies from place and case. Here the lines are long, though i got treated when i needed. I know not everyone gets it in time or have expensive medicines avaliable.\n\nIt simply needs more investment.", "It's easy to trash-talk our healthcare but it's hard to grasp the complexity of a system that serves 200 million people in a country bigger than the European continent (and much poorer). Of course it's far from ideal but much better than having no public healthcare system at all.", "I had a 77 year old parasitology teacher in Uni that only taught 1 semester, because he worked on this boat for the rest of the year. The best part of his class was his personal stories (he's had many of the parasitic diseases we learned about himself), and his stories how these diseases affect the societies where they are present - especially the poorest. His best line was \"Male mosquitoes drink nectar, and female mosquitoes drink blood. Females are the bloodsuckers!\". One of my best teachers. ", "what are you talking about?", "Not impossible to live, but the first European expeditions were all but wiped out by hunger and illness. Not exactly an environment for a bunch of city slickers fleeing a zombie apocalypse.", "Society also works if everyone pays for his own things... Like in fact thats how most of the time society worked in the past or the present. The point still stands, nothing is \"free\" and the word free ignores the fact that somebody is paying for it after all..", "Desce o pau no gringoo!!!!!", "Lol OK. Most of history we've progressed by the benevolence of the bourgeois. Enjoy fantasy island, say hello to Tatu for me. The plane, boss, the plane! ", "\"It's a modern country.\"\n\nO Brasil não se encaixa na definição de moderno. Estamos a décadas atrás de outros países. \n\nComo pode ser classificado como moderno um país que usa tecnologia de 40, 50, 60 anos atrás? Pior, além de tecnologias atrasadas, a maioria é importada. \n\nNós não desenvolvemos tecnologia. Você conhece alguma marca brasileira de expressão? Fiat, Volkswagen, Toshiba, Sony, Samsung, Roche, Bayer, Bosch, Pepsico, Unilever, etc. A gente esquece mas nenhum desses caras é brasileiro. Têm fábricas aqui, mas é tudo desenvolvido fora. Nós servimos apenas como mão-de-obra para montadoras/formuladoras.\n\nProblemas que outros países já resolveram a décadas atrás nós ainda temos. E pra completar o governo [reduz cada vez mais a verba de pesquisa.](https://www.tecmundo.com.br/ciencia/120181-governo-temer-corta-r-103-6-milhoes-ministerio-ciencia-tecnologia.htm)\n\nO Brasil é outras coisas. Moderno não.", "Rural areas tend to be more conservative, and urban areas more liberal\n\nIn the rural areas have much more racism etc. In urban areas, the excess of people open the mind of everybody.", "It's a conquest of the socialism and labour ideas, yes.", "Actually, no! First European expeditions here were surprisingly successful! At least concerning Brazilian soil (since i don't know history about spanish colonies i can't say for other countries), things went out pretty smoothly, from the very first expedition to the colony establishment and forward.\n\nThere were some points in history where one or another group died, particularly eating raw cassava or a* specific poisonous cassava we have here, but that was rare. This is largely due to the fact that Portuguese colonies did not exactly reproduced the bloodshed that other colonies did to natives. Portugal had more interest in cheap slavery than killing to conquer soil, and either they actually conquered a tribe without routing them out, or in the vast majority, they went friendly with them. (And established dominance nonetheless)\n\nSo they didn't came out blind and eat random stuff. They actually were told not to eat that or this, and went BFF basically trading gifts with the natives. (We have the overall knowledge that mirrors and European trinkets were taken as highly valuable for indigenous people, who paid in quality food, shelter, and guidance)\n\nBesides, a common untouched Brazilian forest area indeed have lots of edible stuff. That is an exception in Sertão, slightly also in Pantanal and Cerrado.\n\nThat's food, now to illness.\n\nThose who died of disease were actually... the Natives. Brazil as in an environment that had very little and weak diseases, flus, plagues, while they they were instead common and agressive in Europe due to lack of hygiene and overly concentrated population of animals and humans. A shitton of tribes were wiped out by friendship rather than guns, because native people had no immunity or resistance to the European diseases, that Europeans came with. The European had no idea they carried those diseases - they were generations immune to the effects and lived with them without noticing.\n\nWe actually don't have lots of tropical specific diseases. We have Dengue and some Aedes Egypti associated diseases, because of our tropical weather, but despite the belief outside, we have no commonly spread disease that is not found elsewhere. The only ones we have ARE the ones associated to the mosquito above and, well, this is found in any tropical area.\n\nSo yeah, if any Zombie Apocalypse happens and you are a city slicker, by all means, it is a very amazing place to seek refuge.", "Yeah, because Brazil is such a great country, amirite Comrade. ", "[\"Each ship contains 12 fully equipped operating theaters, a 1,000-bed hospital facility, radiological services, medical laboratory, pharmacy, optometry lab, CAT scan and two oxygen-producing plants.\"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercy-class_hospital_ship)", "Lol because that's the original point you were trying to make? ", "This has nothing to do with my original point rather than the point you think it's desirable that everyone pays for everything because its such a good system. My original post simply points out that its not free, then again, the original sentence \"treat the locals for free\" is still technically correct since it's \"free\" from their point of view. It's another question if paying millions of dollars for ships like these so we can treat 50 people in some remote village is a good idea instead of them moving closer to a hospital. ", "Who will pay to move them closer to the hospital? There's no such thing as a free lunch, you know. ", "Essa merda é BR! Da uma olhada nos posts que vai ver o filho da puta vira lata", "You would have to accept lower standards of health care of course. \n\nThe trouble with free stuff is it isnt a sustainable solution. People simply become dependent but dont learn to take care of themselves. Better health care means longer lives and more offspring = even more depending on free health care. It's a bottomless barrel. \n\nThis is in general the problem with foreign aid for 3rd world countries. It kills the incentives for real and sustainable solutions, pushes people into dependency, and it literally breeds more dependent people. Great if youre a social democrat because this system breeds millions of future social democrat voters. But as always you will eventually run out of other people's money.\n\n250 years ago most of our ancestors were \"worker bees\" just like these people. 90% lived in rural areas, usually from farming or mining etc, usually in abject poverty, just like the people in the picture. How did our ancestors rise out of poverty during the 19th century? By getting free stuff from do-gooders or from the government? Nope, it was free markets. \n\nDo-goodery doesnt much good. Well meant usually means the opposite of well done. If you want a sustainable solution loosen the standards for health care in these regions and the problem with fix itself in a way that everybody will be better off in the long run.\n", "para de postar merda mano, sabe nem o que ta falando. Sabe quantos aviões Embraer tão voando europeu e americano pelo mundo? Fui do Texas pra Califórnia num avião brasileiro comprado pela A.A, quantidade de Super Tucano descendo chumbo no ISIS la no Afeganistão também é grande, ou talvez o novo KC-390 nosso novo avião de carga militar que a Alemanha vai comprar, dizendo que ta bem melhor que o da concorrencia americana. Procura também sobre nossa antiga indústria naval, que até 2-3 anos atrás era uma das maiores do mundo com gente de todos os países pedindo navio NOSSO. Mas o lixo do Temer e sua galera acabaram com tudo isso, ou vendendo pro exterior ou cortando investimentos. Brasileiro quando recebe incentivo desenvolve coisas excelentes, em todos os cantos industriais. Mas um bando de bunda mole que nunca parou pra ler sobre isso vem falar merda na internet pros gringos. O mundo não é só samsung apple e sony não amiguinho", "definitely agree with you, it's fucking sad. The same guys who also claim to love the Armed Forces and are patriots and all that bullshit are the ones telling to sell everything to the USA, and that they love America and bla bla bla", "Optimistic but not true. Most liberal representatives and voters are rural and most conservatives are urban. The conservatives support the neo-liberal economics that got them rich at the expense of rural folk. Meanwhile the opposite is true in other areas", "Anacondas...", "On a side note, I love the mate weed called Timbó is that from your city?", "Fila da puta! Lambedor de rola gringa", "that's a good way to bring hospital care to remote communities. I wonder if it'd work for other more coastal based countries too. ", "It is not shit. Get your facts Dude.\n\nVira-latismo, aqui não!", "Search \"vaccine revolt\" -p", "No.... not at all, why would zou even think that haha.", "Universal healthcare a freeing factor, not an enslaving one.\n\nCapitalist Healthcare is actually what leads to poverty and conspires to keep people there.\n\nWith healthcare in particular, that safety net doesn't pay people's bills, make them lazy. Mostly it allows people to take leaps and risks... and they also access it earlier, for more preventative care before things get desperate, saving things overall. That spot on your face? You get it checked out earlier and removed before the cancer spreads.\n\nGenerally speaking, money spent on healthcare is just money sucked out of more productive economic activity. People get sicker than they need to, which winds up costing them even more, killing their ability to produce AND consume...\n\n> How did our ancestors rise out of poverty during the 19th century? By getting free stuff from do-gooders or from the government? Nope, it was free markets. \n\nThose eras were also marked by exploitation, slavery, etc. Mercenaries were used to break unions by physical force (threat and actual), which is not very \"free market\".\n\nUltimately, we have built these nations. We aren't isolated in huts with thatch roofs any more. We have the luxury of caring about other people and building a kinder society.\n\nThe economy is not the nation, and the economy is not our society or our communities. Either other people matter, or they don't.\n\nyeah we have to make had choices on how much we can give, what incentives are counter productive, etc...\n\nBut Universal Healthcare not only is humane, but it makes sense for the economy as well.\n\n> If you want a sustainable solution loosen the standards for health care in these regions and the problem with fix itself \n\nTo be fair, that's not a solution. It's saying \"We don't care\". It's a decision to not bother, or to decide it's not a problem at all, just the way it is.", "Desce o pau? Não sabe conversar?", "Eh zoa po", "Brasileiro tem que falar obrigatoriamente bem do Brasil? Não pode fazer críticas?", "I disagree with every single sentence. \n\nIll pick just a few for convenience.\n\n> Universal healthcare a freeing factor, not an enslaving one.\n\nOther people take your money and decide for you what to do with it. How is that not enslaving?\n\nI live in Germany. Legally Im forced to buy insurance. I chose to live illegally. If I want to rise from the poverty I inherited from my parents I need my money to invest into my future, not in my safety. It takes risk to get somewhere, and I decide what risks I take, not somebody else. \n\n> Capitalist Healthcare is actually what leads to poverty and conspires to keep people there.\n\nSo then why were capitalist countries of the 19th century (which was the high time of free market capitalism) the richest in the world? Why would capitalism conspire to keep people poor? This doesnt make any sense. You sound childish TBH, but most leftists do. \n\n> It's saying \"We don't care\". \n\nAgain this leftist self-pity. Leftism equals immaturity, or even the unwillingness to mature.\n", "They should pay for it themselves. I dont also expect the government to create high quality jobs around me, like next to my door. I am willing to travel to earn more. Why cant these people relocate? Why does the government have to spend so much for so few people? ", "Lol yes, this indigenous tribe should just invent something to lift themselves out of Western standards of poverty, leave their way of life even though they don't have education or discernable skills, and have them reinvent their entire way of life, at a cost of losing a piece of history, just as easy as pie. That's much easier than the navy writing off a few hundred thousand dollars worth of medical supplies, which for a developed nation is an amount of money they wipe their ass with ", "Yeah, we should provide everything for them for free for nothing in return. ", "But did you acquire them when you were a kid in the city of God?\n\nAsking the questions that matter. ", "Amigo, a Embraer é tudo isso que você falou e mais um pouco mesmo. É motivo de orgulho pra qualquer brasileiro, de verdade. É o primeiro, e único exemplo que me vem à cabeça quando falamos de tecnologia de ponta desenvolvida no país.\n\nLegal, você tem razão: são aviões bons sendo vendidos para potências mundiais. Ponto para o Brasil. Mas você acha que EUA e Alemanha compraram esses aviões do Brasil por que eles não tem capacidade de desenvolver essas aeronaves? Ou será que a tecnologia de turboélice do Super Tucano e a de carga do KC-390 são desconhecidas dos gringos?\n\nNós só conseguimos desenvolver nosso avião de ataque, o Super Tucano, em 1999. Tem noção do que é isso? Os EUA já tinham essa tecnologia a 40 anos. Ou seja, em 1999 estávamos a 20 anos atrasados! Quer fazer a comparação do que eles tem desenvolvido na força aérea deles HOJE com o que nós desenvolvemos?\n\nA real é que eles só compraram nosso avião agora porque saiu mais barato. Estão aposentando o A-10 que é um avião que existe desde 1976. Não faz sentido desenvolver um novo avião turboprop sendo que já existe um país que usa um modelo superior ao desenvolvido em 1976.\n\n\nAmigo, não é isso que define se o país é moderno ou não. Como eu disse antes, nós temos problemas que outros países já resolveram a décadas.\n\nColeta de lixo, tratamento de esgoto, transporte público precário, nossas malha ferroviária e rodoviária! Você já ouviu falar da expressão \"Custo-Brasil\"? Nós somos um pesadelo em infraestrutura logística. \n\nQuer mais? Nosso sistema educacional parado no tempo, mar de lama de corrupção e desvios BILIONÁRIOS que continuam impunes, saúde pública que apesar de universal é a última saída para qualquer brasileiro. Aqui na minha cidade as pessoas morrem sem cirurgia porque faltam lençóis esterelizados nos centros cirúrgicos.\n\nTodos esses problemas, e outros já ficaram no passado para diversos países. \n\nOu seja, estamos lá atrás ainda. Para entrarmos no século 21 ainda falta muito.\n", "Cara, eu sou o homem mais patriota do Brasil, mas pelo amor de Deus, dizer que o SUSto é bom...\n\nI'm super patriotic, but saying the Brazilian Deathcare is good... No way!", "talking point #3511 - lawyers are keeping you from being healthy", "It is not mostly unavailable", "It cannot be that big of you want it to go on a river.", "His name is not Dadinho.\n\n\nIt is Zé Pequeno, porra", "Are you sure she doesn't want to get far away from you?", "she is already away , cumpadi washintu", "Im honestly waiting for the guy to explain his POV, the whole unaccountable government thing is possible but CAN be avoided", "Tchu tchu tchu PÁ!!", "Good to know! I had faith in it, but the only direct responses I got were very negative. I'm glad to see other, more positive responses and it's something you need to defend and fight to keep and improve as much as possible.", "Bc I actually got on Google and did some research. There is only 1 boat and it looks nothing like this. And in the article is says they have a hard time getting doctor to go on trips. Maybe you should do some research rather than believe what some cuck posts on Reddit", "have you tried not being born in brazil?", "I’m brazilian and didn’t even know that", "So you do not have free medical or you are rich enough to pay for something more expensive? \nDo you have to pay if you are hit by a car and driven in an ambulance to the hospital?", "Nah.. I bought them from the money I got stealing tourists.", "Haha, actually no, it's from a city close by, Canoinhas, and they are referring to another city called Timbó, in Rio Grande do Sul. But my Timbó, in Santa Catarina, is better! =D", "Haha thanks for taking your time to explain...I am a redneck from São Paulo's countryside.\n\n> But my Timbó, in Santa Catarina, is better! =D\n\nI am quite sure buddy!\n\n", "Well, THANKFULLY I am rich enough to pay a good health plan. In that case of the car I do not have to pay, but the ambulance takes a lot of time to get there. If you need a surgery for example, you'll in theory get it for free, but you have to wait a year an you'll probably die. This is what you get if you google SUS, which can be translated to Only Health System: [\"Are you waiting for a long time? \"Not much, but that guy is!\"](http://www.politicadistrital.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/FILA-DO-SUS.jpg)", "Well, I also did some research (in Portuguese) and it is just like this. I really don't have time to find out if it's only one, but one is quite enough. You know, the population of riverside people isn't that big. There's a video showing it. I suppose you won't understand a word of it but the \"hospital ship\" shows up at 0:25. The title is \"boat turns to hospital and offers medical assistance to riverside people in Amazon\".\n\nhttp://g1.globo.com/bemestar/videos/t/edicoes/v/barco-se-transforma-em-hospital-e-atende-ribeirinhos-na-amazonia/3563158/", "I know. It's just a history joke and a bit of trivia for foreigners that probably never heard about it. ", "Probably safer somewhere cold.", "I dont think so." ]	299	pics	Brazil maintains a fleet of hospital ships that dock at riverside villages and treat the locals for free
https://i.imgur.com/ELpTRN4.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8m2h/a_mercedes_gclass_encased_in_40000_liters_of_resin/	[ "What a bold, dramatic piece of art. I'm sure that will resonate with someone.", "How does someone \"float\" the item in a resin casting? What kept it off the ground when they poured the resin in?", "But why tho", "...for absolutely no reason at all", "http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-shows/detroit-auto-show/g15072913/mercedes-put-a-1979-g-wagen-in-50-tons-of-resin/", "I read somewhere that modern art is defined by\n-I could’ve done that .\n-But you didn’t.", "Millions of year from now, they will still ask “WTF?” ", "but...y?", "But I most certainly could not have done that", "I didn't want to make it _that_ obvious.", "Well that will make a very interesting bowl once you carve out the blank.", "Unfortunately doesn't say how it was kept off the ground. ", "https://media.giphy.com/media/1M9fmo1WAFVK0/giphy.gif", "Probably held by some sort of crane while the bottom layers set enough to hold it in place. Then removed the crane and set the rest. It has to be done in layers otherwise it overheats and spoils the finish when it cures. ", "Sure you could. All you need is the cash, then just call in contractors to build a mold and stuff. The skill is not like old paintings that you stroke the brushes and i really looks like the madonna. Now you just need an idea and the cash to make it happen. ", "Classic Park", "I understand I was saying in my current stare financially I cannot", "Soft, chocolate lips.", "Damn, that must have been expensive (not including the cost of the vehicle), the resin alone must have cost thousands." ]	19	pics	A Mercedes G-Class encased in 40,000 liters of resin
https://i.redd.it/6gqzbd3zfob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8m2q/found_this_bee_dead_in_my_backyard_any_idea_of/	[ "That ain't no bee. That comes from the asshole wasp family.", "A dead one?", "Though the same at some point, but I couldn't find in Google something that resembles" ]	3	pics	Found this bee(?) dead in my backyard. Any idea of what kind it is?
https://i.redd.it/c34b2810gob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8m48/my_new_favorite_book/	[ "Great book! Really shows how boomers and specifically conservatives be boomers are just giant selfish pieces of shit. This includes my parents, whom I love. But they are \"Christian\" and the most selfish and uncaring people I know.", "I hate to burst your bubble...", "Please do. I appreciate an open discourse ", "Not the boomers...the bankers, the elite, the deep state, Zionists, the far left, and that little old lady with the binoculars down the street in that corner house. They are to blame for everything. 🤣", "\"Sure to be controversial\"\nJust like this post!\n\n\n\nSeriously though, could you explain why did you like it? I haven't read it, and I'm genuinely interested.", "Fuck the baby boomers. The world will be better once that grey dawn swarm are six feet under", "Fuck off, this is pics", "And who sat by while their peers just got away wit it?.\n\nI'm gonna say a few sentences.\n\nThe baby boomers have used more resources than an any generation in history.\n\nIn the boomers life time 20% of the total rain forest has been destroyed\n\nThe share of income received by the top 1 percent grew from about 8% in 1979 to over 17% in 2007.", "And who voted for the terrible politicians who got us here.", "Sad for you that you came from shit.", "What have you contributed to the world?", "It doesn't matter, at least I haven't built something just to let it crumble back down around me because of my own belligerent pride and mistrust. I'd be glad to discuss at length where my sentiment comes from. My last job is being run into the ground because of geriatrics who can't let go. Not only that but people are being faced with felonious levels of asbestos exposure but it's not a problem because \"I've been here 40 years and I don't have cancer\"", "Sorry for your situation, but it's wrong to categorize all Boomers as bad. BTW my mom died from a lung condition that may have been due to working conditions. My point being, not all Boomers are ignorant assholes like those you mentioned.", "Sure, but sometimes generalization can streamline decisions. Unfortunately I worked with a bad bunch, I've and heard about good ones though who aren't afraid of change and forward progress. That really really really sucks about your mom. I've been debating reporting them to OSHA for a while", "Report them. Keep your mind open. I was born in 1964...last year for Boomers and the year the Beatles played the Ed Sullivan show 😁 . I'm in no way like those @#$_&. Good luck and carry on. We need good people like you in the world ", "That's good to hear :) I'm happy you're nice. And I will once I move away." ]	17	pics	My new favorite book
http://i.imgur.com/AzVLNUh.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8ntz/japanese_cemetery/	[ "Twist. That’s an ICBM hiding in plain sight. ", "ICBM: Intercontinental Ballistic Maitreya, for when all diplomatic options are exhausted and you have to unleash the dharma immediately.", "That looks incredible!", "It's definitely a [dragon burial mound](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/elderscrolls/images/a/a8/Dragon_Mound_Awake_Great_Henge.png/revision/latest?cb=20130310211602).", "That Buddha looks like he's checking his phone.", "For some reason Im guessing that each bush is a headstone. Is that a thing?", "[Makomanai Takino Cemetery, Sapporo, Japan, designed by Tadao Ando](https://www.dezeen.com/2017/08/08/tadao-ando-hill-of-the-buddha-lavender-mound-makomanao-takino-cemetery-sapporo-japan/).", "I was wondering the same thing.", "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the MIRV ballistic missile payload containing several thermonuclear warheads", "Its not (Source: I was just there in Dec). ", "Where are the bodies then?", "Interstellar Mecha-Bhudda has landed! ", "Its actually kind-of odd. They have headstones, but on the opposite side of the site(sorta far). Over on the side with the Buddha they have that, a replica(?) of Stonehenge and even easter island looking things(crappy cell phone pics below). \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/RiLXrpy.jpg\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/XwwgEnT.jpg\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/xkjzTZ8.jpg\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/hvmz6pb.jpg\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/GwvTCT2.jpg" ]	13	pics	Japanese cemetery
https://i.redd.it/pcvo4wewhob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8p20/a_future_with_no_lines/	[ "No ‘lines’ - one line is ok. ", "Okay well, let's be fair here - today is the 'grand opening' ", "\"No HomerS... we're allowed to have one.\"", "Amazon Go should open in China. Chinese don't wait in line for anything.", "Alright, I'll do it: what am I looking at? Da fuck is Amazon go?", "Convenience store without cashiers. You scan your phone as you enter, cameras and magic track you and see what things you pick up, you walk out, and you get automatically charged for the things you walked out with.", "But.... there's a chinese guy in OP's foto... i don't know what to believe anymore.", "Thanks ", "So basically its a competitions between my slight of hand tricks & Amazon's algorithms and camera/tracker placements?", "I believe that the title should be in quotes. I assume its being sarcastic to the irony of the \"future with no lines\" due to Amazon Go has, in fact, created a very large line.", "sure aren't [all the shoppes](https://cn.camelcamelcamel.com/) in china, these weeks ?", "Is that Jeff Bezos with the backpack?", "out of like 50 countries, that is the only 1 he knows ", "Jeff don't wear no backpack. He has peeps and his blood boy to carry his things around.", "So... go in there, grab some shit I want, eat/drink it, throw the trash on a shelf... and then head on out... Profit?", "https://imgur.com/a/lmPFt", "Are there any special benefits of shopping at Amazon Go if your a member of Amazon Prime?", "Just like any other store, I guess. ", "Sure. As opposed to your sleight of hand versus security personnel. ", "Well, if you had to guess, it's not a terrible idea to go with the country that has like 1.4 billion people.", "Simpsons did it", "We see no lines in China and think it's crazy that people are just pushing through to a counter to get served, but that is exactly how bars work in the US . . .", "If you're walking past an Amazon Go and feel hungry, you can walk in and get stuff immediately rather than have to wait for it to be delivered like you do with prime. ", "Stores, too funny. ", "A grand opening where everyone has lined up before the store has opened, even. Show up 15 minutes after it opens and you can probably walk right in and out.", "Yeah, no lines anywhere in a country is totally the same as 1 situation where people don’t typically queue up (for a ton of reasons, like it not being convenient or intended).", "Some people don’t need it to be laid on so thickly.", "You don’t get drawn and quartered for shoplifting.", "Can confirm, I have friends who went today and spent no more than five minutes in the store.", "There are lines in China. It's just not typical in certain places that Westerners are used to seeing it, like getting street food. \n\nWesterners also have certain situations where there are no organized lines. One example is a bar to get drinks.\n\nSo China simply has different situations than in Western culture where one would get in an organized line. It's their culture. ", "in full view of like, 50 cameras I guess. I wouldn't recommend it. ", "Yea stealing is easy since most staff can't stop you unless they are the trained personnel which aren't there all the time.", "So I am the ups and warehouse worker and cashier?", "There's a few stores like that [in China already](https://qz.com/1185081/amazon-go-china-is-both-ahead-of-and-behind-amazon-in-cashier-less-stores/)", "Do you think nobody from fuckin Amazon thought of that when they were designing this place?", "Amazon should import those japanese vending machines for these shops.", "You forgot you were on Reddit again didn't you.", "Well, that was the present when it was taken and the past now.", "The idea is to increase convenience, not to encourage stealing. If you wanted to steal from a grocery store you could, but people don't for a reason.", "Stealing isn't really that hard in another store either. The idea is just don't steal. ", "And don't murder.", "Is the future just going to be a place where no one interacts with anyone anymore and we're all basically just cattle feeding the two eventual corporations that battle it out for our credit card information? ", "And let's not rape while we're at it.", "And don't mix fabrics, or face stoning. ", "I feel like someone is going to figure out a way to cheat the system and get a lot of stuff for free from here", "Like use some one else's amazon account and rack it up.", "Wouldn’t be impossible ", "first question no one asked is how much is the discount if i shop here.", "Still, why are people going? I don't understand why you would go to a store based off of ordering stuff online. Am I not understanding something?", "Why not?", "Near enough that yeah", "You actually have it the wrong way around. I passed by this morning when it was opened and there was no queue. Later at around 1:45 I passed by again and the line was this long", "yes", "Woah dude. ", "Yes, you are not understanding something. This is a physical store, not ordering online.", "Not only is it an Amazon physical store, which they already have \"reverted\" to for things like books. This is Amazon's version of what the future of retail will look. It is a store that tracks your every move and knows what you have picked up and what you have replaced. You put things in your bag and you walk out the door. You don't stop to check out, you don't stop to show your receipt, the software just works and charges your card. In theory its magic. Folks were lining up for the experience (and to probably try to crack the algorithm and get free food :))\n", "so next evolution of the self check out.", "5 mins in the store but 2 hours in the queue", "because it's new and people are curious. i would go there just to take a look and probably not even buy anything.", "it's not about not wanting to interact with others. you can, there is somebody helping you with the checkin procedure if you're not familiar with it, someone checking your age at the alcohol shelves, some security guys and someone restocking. or just talk to other customers.\n\nit's about reducing unnecessary time spend during the shopping procedure. when i go shopping in a regular store, it takes me usually less then 5 minutes because i know what i want, know the quickest way to get everything and don't buy unnecessary shit just because it's advertised. then i have to spend 10 minutes in the line waiting for moms messing with their kids instead of paying and putting everything back in the cart and grandmas counting cents because they don't know what a credit or cash card is.", "Hooray for Limebike! Such a great idea", "I think the queue was just in the morning when they first opened. Didn't notice one later in the day!", "I believe you, but thought I'd joke about the way you phrased it. Where is the store btw? ", "On 7th next to Bezos' big, glass balls.", "Shopping at 10pm negates all that! I avoid daytime shopping at all costs.", "Soon you'll be able to pay for things BEFORE you even buy them!", "That too in winter.", "not really in my area, you only have to deal with a diffent type of people (mostly those buying alcohol from collected bottles) and there is only 1 of 10 checkouts open." ]	69	pics	A Future with no lines.
https://i.redd.it/xlbo559ojob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8rro/i_tried_to_shame_my_dog_for_eating_an_entire_box/	[ "those poops are gonna smell DOPE", "Iss yummers, innit?", "OMG my boyfriend and i obsess over this flavor and this season i couldn’t find it in ONE grocery store!!!! i should check amazon haha\n\ni would be soooo upset but that face!!! such a cute puppy :)", "Why does your tea say “Sugar cookie sleigh ride”?" ]	4	pics	I tried to shame my dog for eating an entire box of herbal tea, but this is his face
https://i.redd.it/97rvgcnkjob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8rt6/this_noxzema_print_ad_from_the_1970s_is_amongst/	[ "As seen in Ebony.", "noxzema.... ivory cream for ebony faces", "Two of those girls have characters in The Deuce", "/u/TheAfternoonStandard, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/TheAfternoonStandard&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s8rt6/this_noxzema_print_ad_from_the_1970s_is_amongst/?context=10\\))" ]	4	pics	This Noxzema print ad from the 1970s is amongst my favourite of all time.
https://i.imgur.com/zCUJCa6.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8u22/smile/	[ "Why am I the only comment", "no you're not", "Smol pupper taking on a bige world", "That would be because this is like the only post in pics not about politics. ", "I heard the photographer released the puppy there to get the photo, and the monks in training were severely punished for breaking concentration.", "Hey now! There's also tonnes of posts about weight loss ", "Say it isn't so.", "Who doesn't love a cute puppy?", "“Master monk, I finished sweeping the stairs. But I still don’t feel enlightened”", "The cute puppy enter a quiet world.", "It isn't so", "Trump. ", "Happy cake day", "Thank you", "So wonderful", "The whole quirky spelling thing is so retarted", "You're doing it!", "Whats going on here?", "I think I need new glasses - everything is crappy blurred", "Your use of the word retarded is far cringier than their spelling. It’s not even about political correctness, you sound like a 2013 edge-lord", "great photo!", "And a shill account for some coat company. Yay reddit.", "Suck it" ]	24	pics	Smile
https://i.redd.it/xum1e0d8lob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8u6s/its_taken_me_weeks_but_finally_finished_painting/	[ "I clicked because I thought you actually painted your pug. I want to see THAT. ", "Hahaha you know I was thinking that as I typed it!", "I googled it. Oddly, people aren't painting their pugs. I couldn't find ANY. " ]	3	pics	It’s taken me weeks but finally finished painting my pug!
https://i.redd.it/gjanqqpalob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8uaz/snow_rolled_down_the_windshield_like_a_carpet/	[ "If seaweed were white and the world had no fish...", "This is also /r/mildlyinteresting", "Or a Cinnabon before they slice and bake it.", "Or /r/oddlysatisfying", "Even better. I say go with both now." ]	5	pics	Snow rolled down the windshield like a carpet.
https://i.imgur.com/lSlP4zX.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s8wys/arnold_schwarzeneggers_son_with_sylvester/	[ "Man Rocky had some champion little swimmers", "Imagine if both Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were your grandpa's ", "Last time I saw pants worn that high Fred was telling Ethel to shut up.", "3,1,2" ]	4	pics	Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son with Sylvester Stallone’s daughters
https://i.redd.it/j9jaeuh3qob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s91ri/on_some_newer_streets_in_america_they_use_painted/	[ "Newer streets in America, meaning newer than the what, 19th century?", "This is a joke post...", "san francisco?", "but OP seemed so sincere", "I see what you did there. I applaud you ", "haha nice " ]	5	pics	On some newer streets in America they use painted lines instead of marble stones for crosswalks
https://i.redd.it/340p3jv2rob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s93du/just_another_day_in_abu_dhabi/	[ "tie me ~~kangaroo~~ camel down, mate", "What year is this truck?\n", "Shouldn't this camel have an AK-47?", "Lots of people carry off-road toys in the bed of their truck.", "Where's Nermal?", "Rolf had special techniques. What a cunt.", "This is great ROFL", "2016 https://makinah.net/subject-details--138--27 ", "wtf, why doesn't Toyota sell these where I live?", "I wish we could get these J70 Land Cruisers in the US.", "Missing Hijab next to Russian Hookers in mini skirts. ", "Sweet truck", "Yeah I honestly assumed it was an 80's model and I had to find out when you asked. I am very surprised haha ", "That’s one hell of a truck. " ]	14	pics	Just another day in Abu Dhabi
https://i.imgur.com/lSlP4zX.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s97rf/arnold_schwarzeneggers_son_with_sylvester/	[ "Everything in this pic screams rich white kids ", "Keeping it in the family ", "i figured rich ppl could buy good clothes", "How rich are you?\n\nRich enough to pretend these clothes look good!\n\nDamn!", "So glad I'm poor so I can ignore \"~~fashion~~\"" ]	5	pics	Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son with Sylvester Stallone’s daughters
https://i.redd.it/gszgtacuvob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9ada/get_outta_from_my_cat_human/	[ "Is your speedometer always stuck on 10 km/h or only when you’re stopped?", "Only when I stopped , it’s Lada 2109 (1992 year release )", "Is that a Russian vehicle?", "Correct" ]	4	pics	Get outta from my cat human
https://i.redd.it/xfvlsg13wob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9ar2/my_sister_inlaw_found_this_in_her_driveway/	[ "Corn husk doll\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_husk_doll\n", "Evil Voodoo doll.", "Soak it w holy water and burn it with a flame thrower ", "Shit, someone call ABC news. Break out the national guard! Call the fire department. Fuck, call every body! Call the Thunderbirds! Someone found a retarded looking stick! This is national news headlines. Quite possibly the most significant event in the history of mankind.\n\nI mean, shit! This is bigger than 99 red balloons flying by.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8", "She been fuckin up" ]	6	pics	My sister in-law found this in her driveway
https://i.redd.it/e4he2mvfwob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9b8v/chemtrails_orange_county_ca/	[ "contrails", "OP, by the time this his the internet, you'd already inhaled the chem from the chemtrails. You're so f'd.", "If you can see the trail, it is already too late.", "Parallel Chemtrails are here thanks to the power of science!", "Not if they spray vinegar in the air!", "> ~~con~~CHEMtrails\n \nFTFY\n\n", ">> ~~con~~~~CHEM~~CONtrails\n\nFtfy\n" ]	7	pics	Chemtrails Orange County, CA
https://i.imgur.com/Y9JHn49.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9bb8/a_shoe_from_the_14th_century/	[ "\"At least you had shoes. In my day, you bored out an animal foot and stuck your feet in them.\" - 13th Century", "K.west next 250$ design, be ready", "Bears a striking resemblance to those James Harden Adidas shoes that came out a couple of years ago", "/u/DeltaForcePanda, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/DeltaForcePanda&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9bb8/a_shoe_from_the_14th_century/?context=10\\))", "/u/DeltaForcePanda, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/DeltaForcePanda&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9bb8/a_shoe_from_the_14th_century/?context=10\\))" ]	5	pics	A shoe from the 14th century
https://i.redd.it/kxx02brkzob01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9g19/just_finished_this_acrylic_painting_i_think_its/	[ "Wow that's really awesome, truly. Hits me in a good spot.", "Yea, I caught nice vibes from this painting. Great job!", "Cool !! Very cool !!", "thanks man!", "thank you :)", "who doesnt love a good nature hike! thanks so much Moon man!", "How can you call this one of your best? It looks like an astronaut in the forest. It doesn't look like acrylic at all!\n\nWhich makes me realize I don't actually know what raw acrylic looks like.", "Looks great. Do you have a website or anything where we can see more of your work?", "Love your stuff man! I’ve followed you on insta for quite a while and just noticed your stuff popping up on reddit! ", "thanks a million for the support !!", "OK i just looked through some of you other paintings in your history, and I have to say, I love your style. This one is definitely my favorite. It's calming, whimsical, and it took me a away from my desk for a bit. But there's more. It's jarring. The juxtaposition of a living forest and then someone in a protective suit - i have all kinds of questions and daydreams about the world you painted. So thanks for that. Your other paintings, Lava Planet and Water Under the Bridge in particular, are quite (forgive me, I don't know a lot of art terms)...juicy. I feel like there's a lot of visual weight to them that makes me just want to stare at them and get lost a bit. Great work and keep it up!", "I love it", "Love the colors, Love how simple the trees are. Gives the feeling of trees without being super literal, very nice.", "Pretty neato", "very cool atmosphere!", "that comment rules, seriously, Thanks so much for taking the time to write that! Im beyond happy you were able to take something from it", "thank you !! creating a cool atmosphere is one of my favourite things to try and do.", "thanks man!", "i appreciate that, thank you", ":)\n", "The lighting is brilliant, great contrast. I want to spend some time enjoying this one c: How long did it take?", "spent a few days on this one, re-arranged it quite a few times.", "This is a beautiful painting. It has a cold vibrance mellowed out by the earthy texture of the green flora and trees.", "Now I just need a link to somewhere that I can buy a print. ", "i just hope this is what Astroneer ends up being.", "what's Astroneer? If its a game, i need to know more", "basically.. your painting, but less. a very minimalistic game, i'd love to see forests like that.\n\nhttps://astroneer.space", "This style is amazing!\n\nIt makes everything look so sparkly and calm...", "suuuuper nice. imho this spaceman crashed on an unknown planet far away in another galaxy. now he has to walk around in this forrest to find food etc. but hes still too afraid to take of his helmet.", "I love it, thats pretty close to what I was imagining in my mind !! Have an awesome night", ":)", "mb he will have to fight a few forrest aliens later. \n\n\nhave an awesome night too ! :D", "I really dig your art style, the colours are engaging and I think the way you did the background trees with the soft colours is just a great way to show depth or a foggy surrounding. Just great...thank you for sharing!", "Absolutely love this!", ":) thanks for saying so!\n", "Commenting before this makes the front page and i absolutely love this piece by you sir ", "I'm so incredibly in love with your paintings. ", "Click the menu button. There's a shop that allows you to buy prints. ", "thanks a billion dude !! Just trying to make cool stuff and hopefully inspire others to create :) have an awesome night !", ":D that makes my day hearing that, thank you!", "That's talent", "I really like it!", "thanks brotha !", "thank you :D", "Reminds me of that time I dropped acid and took a trek through the woods :)", "this one might do it for ya too :)\nhttps://i.redd.it/l000wbb1l5201.jpg", "Holy fuck yes those colors are on point, haha. Nice work dude!", "thanks brother !", "incredible", "Do you have a site where you sell?", "This painting looks so magical", "Incredible work, dude. Astronauts/space are my jam! This piece in particular is amazing!", "It just makes me happy. Keep up the great work!\n", "How much do you want for it. Seriously. ", "A very short man.", "I thought this was like a physical scene you created. I was wrong. And still you proved me right. ", "I become even more impressed with your ability’s as time goes on and your new work pops up. Keep at it, you have some serious talent.", "Woah that's amazing at first glance I thought it was a picture... Seriously well done!!!", "Im happy you're following along!! Ill keep trying to make cool stuff to look at as long as there are people lookin!", "Is that Asimo?", "Could you please link me to a place where I could purchase prints of both your original post the work you shared in this comment? I'm a really big fan of this work! ", "pm sent :)", "Damn, that is really cool man. WP. How long have you been into acrylic?\n", "This looks like the Niagara Gorge. Your stuff is amazing btw." ]	64	pics	Just finished this Acrylic Painting. I think its one of my best ones.
https://i.redd.it/utwcxi140pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9guu/dont_keep_forgetting_about_this/	[ "STILL??", "http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2018/01/newest_testing_shows_flints_le.html\n\nYet not true. \n\n\"FLINT, MI -- Lead levels dropped slightly in Flint homes tested during the second half of 2017, and a state official announcing the news said the city's \"water quality is restored.\"\"", "No.", "What I don't understand is why people aren't blaming [the Republicans in local government](https://www.mrctv.org/blog/two-convicted-felons-sit-flint-city-council) who knew about the problems but [declined offers to connect to clean water in order to save money](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis#2015)?", "There are still areas of the country that have unsafe drinking water. Incidents like in Flint are more common than they should be, and generally get nowhere near that level of attention. I wasn't able to find information about specific occurrences from a quick Googling, but here's an article about the problems more broadly:\nhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/14/63-million-americans-exposed-unsafe-drinking-water/564278001/", "Karma karma karma whoreeee, you farm and go, you farm and gooo ooooo oooooh", "You're MS Paint skills are very impressive.", "[A Reuters examination of lead testing results across the country found almost 3,000 areas with poisoning rates far higher than in the tainted Michigan city. Yet many of these lead hotspots are receiving little attention or funding.](https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-lead-testing/)", "untrue. The problem is, for the most part if not completely, fixed.", "It's not. " ]	11	pics	Dont keep forgetting about this
https://i.redd.it/sxh4dlwf1pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9ity/had_a_homemade_charcuterie_platter_in_france_this/	[ "Bruh, that looks fucking amazing ", "Viva la France!🇫🇷", "Viva la raza", "Where's the cheese??", "Oh god. My tummy just let out a sad and desperate grumble. Eat as much as you can while in France, for all of us!! ", "The cheese come after.\n\nhttps://www.thespruce.com/different-courses-in-formal-french-meal-1375353" ]	7	pics	Had a homemade charcuterie platter in France this week.
https://i.redd.it/kleaonfm1pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9jfw/this_bed_i_am_forced_to_sleep_on_my_personal/	[ "Pun intended?", "I hadn't senate without you mentioning it.", "I had those sheets for so long. I miss them now.", "Does he really Leia down on that?", "Oh but of course my friend", "Rebel propaganda! Burn it! Long live the empire!", "I had these sheets as a kid. Oh the nostalgia!", "We just got these sheets from my FIL! He was apparently cleaning out the closets and came across these that my husband had as a kid.", "Another very lucky man. " ]	9	pics	This bed I am forced to sleep on.... my personal guest bed at my mother in laws house....
https://i.redd.it/jv3b1fd02pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9jo6/my_back_yard_minnesota/	[ "We finally got some snow. It's been VERY cold this winter which equals little snow. Now that the Vikings have crushed our souls we get a little reminder of the beauty of why we all deal with the constant soul crushing defeat our teams give us year in and year out.", "My view from West St Paul looks much the same ", "Yes and so far it's showing no signs of stopping. Very heavy wet snow. Terrible to drive in. Stay safe!", "Kinda covered all the purple...", "Bless you for spelling back yard as two words.", "Thankfully I’m working from home today! No way would I want to drive in this. Keep warm and stay in if you can :)", "Minnesnowta.", "A short 360 video https://imgur.com/gallery/oOkdT" ]	8	pics	My back yard - Minnesota
https://imgur.com/GlozvWe.jpeg	/r/pics/comments/7s9mj3/when_you_look_more_like_harry_potter_than_harry/	[ "That’s one big potter.", "Surely those are knot your actual prescription glasses", "It's that kid from [Crazy frog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEP1G6PcQO8) all grown up.", "He looks like \"the Polyjuice Potion is wearing off\" Harry Potter.", "Please don't mention that frog ever again. He terrorised my life more than pepe or any other frog.\n\nMy younger son now discovered crazy frog on YouTube. It's pure evil terror.", "That is what happens if you use that spell to make you look like another person and you accidentally over do it.", "Huh. I've only seen his photo, never a video. Wow", "That's Terry Porter, a famous student at Bogwards School of Wizarding and Witchery", "You're a twin, Harry.", "This is like when Charlie Chaplain entered a lookalike contest and lost.", "When Daniel Radcliffe says \"Just take the fucking picture already. I have anywhere else on the planet to be!\"", "I'm a wot", "I love these guys ", "😂😂😂😂\nThis is on point ", "When you look more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter after Harry Potter stopped being Harry Potter and became Frodo.", "They should do a spin off where Harry from the future meets with Harry from the past. ", "I swear the Crazy Frog ad came on five times in a row once when I was trying to watch my stories.", "Elijah ages really well", "I forgot about this video. These kids peaked, it was all downhill from there. ", "Nice me_irl merch", "Have my upvote and this !redditsilver", "truly Sweden's greatest shame", "Good friends with Sheyourelbow. ", "I miss being a kid.", "Yeah, the guy's not even wearing glasses, and the beard is really un-Potterish. I mean, there is some resemblance, but I don't get why people are saying he really looks like Harry Potter.", "https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4xhi0n/my_son_looks_more_like_harry_potter_than_harry/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/6uyq6x/this_guy_looks_more_like_harry_potter_than_harry/\n\nThis title is more like the other titles than the title itself ", "Harry Potter and- is Daniel Radcliffe stoned?", "Hufflepuffin some chronic. ", "Without the glasses he looks more like Dobby", "I had to double check that it wasn’t actually Elijah Wood on the right", "there can be only Hermione", "I haven't seen the picture or video (until now), which picture are you referring to?", "Daniel Radcliffe dark movie roles over the last few years would seem to indicate that he doesn't want to be Harry Potter any more.", "It's so weird how they keep running into each other and posing for identical photos.", "Took me a second ", "But he's the hairier Potter", "Is that a tshirt of a noose? ", "10 POINTS TO DRIFFENGORE!", "Kid “hey Daniel we look the same!!!” \nDaniel “(inside head) no, no we fucking don’t” ", "I guess it was a gif. Always wondered what it was about\n\nhttps://media.giphy.com/media/uQ8ba0fLX3cCA/giphy.gif", "I love how his smile doesn't hit his eyes. It's screams, \"get me out of here!\"", "Oh my !", "“Y knot?”", "Hey, when you look that much like the character, “Y Knot”?", "Except nobody looks more like someone than they do. ", "I would eat that frog! I don't even like eating frogs.\n\n\nWhat's with your username btw?", "Wasn’t this in one of the books?", ":) \nWhen i was creating this Reddit account, this book was on my desk: _\"Eat That Frog, by Brian Tracy\"_ ", "He looks like a love child between Daniel Radcliffe and Geddy Lee from Rush.", "Your pushin me over tha fookin LINE!", "I have round glasses - I look like Harry Potter!", ">Yer a wizard Harry\n\nI'm not a wizard! Stick it up your fuckin dick hole!", "Are you the dude I see sometimes on the chris gethard show? ", "Oh shit, I've definitely seen that part before!", "me too... more and more every day it seems", "yeah elijah wood is my favorite actor", "Nope, too tall.", "Looks like a skinny version of the Real Life Peter Griffin", "I think it is!\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/4wbv3j/jabronies-rejoice-the-chris-gethard-show-brings-an-interactive-subversive-approach-to-late-night-845", "[Ah, the old Reddit potter-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/7s7bau/hippo_eating_a_watermelon/dt37tuh/?context=3)\n\nEdit: There is a loop up ahead. Look for my comment in the switcharoo in r/GlobalOffensive to escape", "General Reposti!", ">darker movie roles \n\nLike the one he played a farting dead guy?", "That’s what I thought!", "Hold my wand, I'm going in!", "Bowline knot I believe.", "You're a repost, Harry!", "Geddy Lee is Harry Potter's dad?", "You look like Neville Longbottom should look.", "Looks like teenage Robin Williams first day at Hogwarts.", "Ummm yo that's [Geddy Lee](https://i.imgur.com/cASFBoF.gif) from RUSH if he'd become a magical wizard instead of a bass wizard.", "Ah... the ol... fuck it.", "Hello future muggles!", "I wouldn't mind hanging out with Daniel Radcliffe for a day or two. He seems pretty easygoing.", "No you just look an eternal virgin", "I'm so glad I didn't have a camera during my childhood. This could have been me, easily.", "Looks like Geddy Lee and Harry Potter had a baby. ", "Hi Phil.", "Oy. That fokin sucks.", "this is the darkest timeline", "Looks like I'm roping myself into a pun thread...", "More like Larry Potterman", "Frayed knot. ", "Hashtag MeToo", "This guy probably built his personality based off the fact he mildly looks like Harry Potter.", "OP isn't the guy in the pic, but yeah this is Long-Tongue Phil.", "Points for making us figure it out, but I'd have gone with \"Myheinie\".", "The end is disappointing.", "Does it ever end?", "[Enjoy it with sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEP1G6PcQO8)", "looking at Daniel Radcliffe's eyes he is either highly engaged in the new age cannabis culture or he has started drinking again.", "Chaplin", "What's Harry Potter doing with Mr. Frodo?", "#YouDontSurf", "Hold my potters field and thirty pieces of silver, I’m going in!", "Can someone do a face switch?", "Looks like crabbe took polyjuice.", "I mean, did you watch the ending? It was pretty fucking dark. ", "[They did try again, though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAIxQc6iHcg)", "That is an unfortunate looking human.", "Eat That Frog is my new band name", "Has science gone too far?????", "That's what he would look like if he didn't 'get hot'", "What are you talking about? One of them is hanging out with Daniel Radcliffe, ffs! ", "more if you find and destroy a whorecracks", "Harry is now looking more like an app that combined the Slo-Mo Guys’ faces into one...", "I prefer Slytherout tbh", "This shows how good producers have gotten at choosing child stars. This guy would have been a Macaulay Culkin timebomb", "Why’s this kid got a noose on his shirt? Some kind of suicide tuxedo?", "I'm actually concerned about your shirt. I feel like Logan Paul will magically appear out of nowhere and film you mockingly.", "In who? 😈", "Judging by his shirt he’s perfect for a Swiss Army Man cosplay. ", "I was looking for this", "That was [digitally altered to remove a pizza.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/080/mmm_pizza.gif)", "[So that's a Kansas City Shuffle?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag31JHU8LPU)", "They need to do this every 15 years so I can watch 10 seconds of it before closing the link.\n", "I can't believe this is still going", "O shit I didn't know that Gavin was friends with Harry Potter", "This belongs in [r/sadcringe](https://www.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/)", "Do you think Daniel has a fat pussy. ", "This is Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtles bastard child", "As opposed to an [actual potoroo](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH5ddLBvAyRKZePA6G2H8xgFvnGCVexrgMkbztuES3eX6ZkPHEvYc3ghYX)", "He also has the longest tounge in America according to the Chris Gethard show!!", "We could have all been lightsaber or crazy frog kid. ", "The one on the left looks more virgin though.", "How was Harry’s height described in the books? I guess I always assumed he was shorter since he was known for being a fast runner. ", "“Tackle that task you would rather put off” psychology?", "He looks like if Harry and Moaning Myrtle had a kid", "Oof, that guy must have gotten a lot of shit. I happen to have glasses and black hair, and that's pretty much all I have in common with Harry Potter, yet I got called Harry Potter more times than i can remember.", "Post a photo of yourself ", "Daniel is still the harrier potter!", "This is like falling into a freaking pensieve. ", "...", "these are all so recent... \n\ni feel like this meme is being memegineered. ", "Morbid t-shirt", "Wow, I liked that", "Pound metoo", "Don’ twine about it. ", "Holy shit that things ugly. ", "Goddamn. It's been a long time since I saw that.\n\nNever thought about it before, but they timed and coordinated that shockingly well. ", "I loved that movie. It was a true masterpiece.", "Oh so he's an insufferable git who thinks he knows everything and refuses to use common sense?", "Yo his shirt though...", "A haircut and glasses would do wonders.", "[You might not recognize him either sometimes](http://www.oldpicz.com/picz/2016/05/Charlie-Chaplin-young-2.jpg)", "Sheyouranelbow", "Hey look, here comes that frog. Perhaps he will set-tle near me and I can pet him.", "I knew it!", "I weep for your soul. ", "The attention to detail is highly commendable ", "[15 years later](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAIxQc6iHcg)", "On the left that's Philip Romano who, at least at one point, had the [longest tongue in America.](http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/10/13/westchester-college-students-extra-long-tongue-lands-him-in-ripleys-believe-it-or-not-book/)", "Here come Dat Boi", "Looks like a very 'tied' situation you've gotten yourself in there.. ", "I really liked What If, he should do more romantic comedies.", "It's a sheet bend.", "#my fucking what??", "Nobody mentions charlie was 70 when the coversation happened. Everybody seems to leave that part out.", "Uh", "Probably same stuff behind why a caricature of someone often looks more like them in your memory than the actual person does. It’s easy to exaggerate features that appeal to someone’s memory of someone. The human ability with facial recognition is a trip. ", "I've been looking forward to this.", "This took me waaaay too long. Well played. ", "Well more like Geedy Lee than Harry Potter...", "Hold my broom, I’m going in!", "> Oh so he's an insufferable git who thinks he knows everything and refuses to use common sense?\n\nProfessor Snape??", "Done", "You look more like myrtle than harry potter. ", "I was sufficiently entertained. A lot of the time it was goofy in a good hipster way and then sometimes it was goofy in a bad hipster way. But it was generally pretty endearing. ", "When you look more like an incel than the father of all inceldom", "Hurry Purtur", "Looks like he’s trying to stay away from the “chosen one” look now.", "lol your head looks like a child's head that some how got bigger", "nice glasses haha brick hit u in the head on ur way to taking this picture bulgy eyes.", "Looks like it starts looping 10-15 links in :[", "So that's the origin of that one This Is Sparta clip.", "This is the second Mitch reference I've seen today.\n\nThis is also the third comment I've left in this thread. I'm done now, sorry. ", "I love that two people can have such different opinions of a movie. I see almost everything that comes out and I would put Swiss army man on my list of biggest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. I truly hated it. Farthest thing from a masterpiece I know of. Different strokes indeed!", "It was extra dark. Maybe not the worst thing in the world, but it hits extra hard because you don't expect it from a film like that.", "Yeah, he kinda does. Wicked. ", "Obama! ", "Gary Plotter", "Got a touch of smeagle in the mix too", "That’s what I thought! It’s George!", "But that’s not Harry Potter. It’s a guy that played Harry Potter, who is a character....\n\n...what am I doing?", "Found the Snape fan.", "He looks like Squidward\n", "I dont think he disliks the role he just doesn't wanna be type cast or never work again because he's JUST harry potter", "Wow.. I... I watched the whole thing thing. I'm gonna go lie down for a bit I think... ", "I’d fuck him.... out of a horcrux. ", "It's what happens when you do drugs. Dad has been on set with him many times, he runs around yelling \"where the fuck is this Potter\"", "I knew it!! ", "No. ", "Considering movies, he'll be the 8th spiderman or catwoman.\n\nWonder how many superhero movie roles he has been offered.\n\nStatic, wait he ain't black. Go find a black kid.\n\nHmm...Nightwing. Bart Allen? \n\nNot like age matters, kids in HS shows are 10 years older.\n\nPoint is, let's do this shit get a super hero movie out of the super hero bubble before it pops. You can do it Daniel!", "Swiss Army Man is one of my favorite movies. It is magnificent on so many levels.", "🅱️OGWARDS", "Ah. Thanks for taking the time to figure it out", "I could swear this was on the frontpage. On this same website. On this same subreddit. \nHmm\n", "Huh. I've only seen his photo, never a video. Wow", "Reeeeeeeeeeeepost", "Nice shirt brochacho.", "I bet Daniel Radcliffe is like, 'I do not look like this fuckin' nerd'.", "What I want to know is how do comments somehow attract Reddit users with similar usernames to the context of said comment?? \n\nCoincidence... I think not? ", "Hi Phil!", "I had to go and look this up, because I thought you were making this up. I don't know what I expected to find, but it wasn't this.\n\nAdding it to my watch list. ", "Holy shit that brought back a lot. 2005 I think? All the incessant commercials to buy that ringtone.", "Apparently there aren’t any fans of the early/mid-90s Trailblazers here...", "Why are all actors like 4 feet tall? My parents were in Dublin when the first season of game thrones had come out and Jon Snow and Theon Greyjoy were in there and smoked a cig outside with my dad and he said they were like Keebler Elves ", "ding ding", "I know I’m getting old and cynical when I see this title and picture and think well no shit, the guy is actively trying to look like Harry Potter with his glasses and haircut while Radcliffe is just going with a style he wants and isn’t trying to keep looking like a preteen version of Harry Potter.", "Expecto smellianus!", "Harold Potter", "No fucking way, is that for real?", "This is a repost tf?", "Love that movie and love that scene.", "\"Harry Potter\" looks like Aaron Rodgers.", "No, [Charlie Chaplain](https://data.whicdn.com/images/195315811/large.jpg), the famous Dodge City minister. ", "It's a figure-8 knot.", "BRODY I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING!! that’s a geth face ", "Can you fill me in pls", "Get Elijah Woods in with these guys\n", "yea I thought a Young Doctor's Notebook was great with him and Jon Hamm - wish they woulda had some concluding season rather than just stopping after 2.", "Dem eyebrows", "that's a Saturday afternoon.", "It's a figure-8 knot...not a noose knot.", "Sighs\n\nUnzips", " Better song title than band name.", "Horns is pretty cool", "Ironic, isn't it? The real message is subliminal.", "dolly parton too how could anyone mistake those big beautiful tits for anyone else. ", "Holy shit that jokes still going on?", "It's [Daniel Boringcliffe](https://i.imgur.com/Q8QUUcW.jpg)", "what happend", "He won best actor in the Catalonian International Film Festival for that role.", "He wasn't sure if he should wear that shirt in the morning, but then after he pondered it for a while he decided \"Y knot?\"", "Godly", "Man this shit is posted a lot. ", "It's a figure-8 knot...not a noose knot.", "The guy found his reason to live in the end, even if he was a total loon the whole time. ", "All he needs now is the scar", "Don’t you also have like the world’s longest tongue?!?! My bad if someone’s already pointed that out, I’m late ", "Also looks like he’s related to Moaning Myrtle.", "Anyone seen a pic of those two in the same room?", "That never actually happened. The original article was a joke and said he came in 20th ", "hey it's the longest tongue kid who's always on the Chris Gethard show!", "Go Snufflefluff!", "See this every other month", "He won’t ", "Came here for this", "I definitely went to school with this guy. He was nice.", "Barry Puoter.", "Her Mine Knee", "how'd you get zach galifianakis and harry in the same photo?", "You're telling me you don't miss people having polyphonic ringtones of this track?", "REEEEPPPOOOSSTTT", "Radcliffe with those dead eyes lol", "didn't he like immediately star in a production of Equus following Harry Potter? doesn't get much darker off the bat", "The annoying thing about Crazy Frog is I remember it was originally just a sound clip on FunnyStuff with a picture of a racecar and as a teenager I thought it was hilarious. Then they made Crazy Frog and it became the bane of everyone's life ", "Fighting the evil Lord Moldy Butt.", "Is he related to Pete Parkerman?", "Vincent Crabbe as the Hairy Pooter potion is wearing off. ", "Barry Trotter", "Holy shit, is this a thing again?? These are always good for killing an entire day. ", "I think his look is perfect for a younger Wolverine", "Kinda looks like Arron Paul", "Daniel Radcliffe is looking more like a cross between Jake Gyllenhaal and Elijah Wood.", "!redditsilver", "What sort of rabbit hole is this? ", "No dedication. Where's the scar, kid?", "YES. I was thinking the same. ", "Is it just me who thinks he looks like white Gandhi?", "Long tongue phil!", "You are correct", "Larry David might have a show idea for him..", "What kind of knot is that?", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLNCUFCaxJY", "“Wooahhh fuck I don’t really look like that do I? “", "What, a raw frog?! Don't you even take the bones out?!", "that definitely is haha ", "Hehe awesome ", "Pft.... Muggles...", "The Woman in Black really took a toll on him ", "Daniel Radcliffe’s delicious asshole...", "I'm glad that Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson were able to break out of their Harry Potter roles and find success with other projects. A lot of child actors struggle to do this after just one big film. The Potter kids had their first EIGHT movies as the same role.", "What's Potter doing standing next to Frodo?", "He's like the Diet Dr. Pepper version of Harry Potter.", "Harry please, don't hang yourself! ", "Book Harry and movie Harry", "Horns is a national treasure. If an entire town can look past every license plate in the community being a reference to a relevant bible passage then maybe we can see this film for the cinema gold it is. ", "u/GrandGrant? ", "I guess it's a damn good thing for Radcliffe that the movies are over or OP would have had his job.", "When ppl think the repost is the original", "With the help of the school's grandmaster, Albert Bumblemore ", "My magic has doubled since the last time we met Count", "What have you done!?", "I bandaged the loop at the end, hopefully the original commenter will update their URL", "The face says, \"I am Harry Potter,\" but the t-shirt says, \"I am knot!\"", "I mean you can still do stuff like this. The only difference is you also get excited when you purchase new silverware ", "That is a super long tongue!", "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact.", "If I looked like that, I think I'd be tying a real noose.", "Hold my penis, I'm following him. ", "Same. I've heard the song hundreds of times, just not with this video. ", "It was a surprisingly good movie. I didn't really expect to like it, to be honest. ", "Idk, I truly enjoyed how stupid and dumb it was. There again, I enjoy bad movies.", "I bandaged it kinda", "He wasn't sure if he should pose in the picture, but then he said, why not?", "Looks more like Harry fucked Dobby in the broom closet and they had a kid", "That's unfortunate", "Did anyone here read Barry Trotter? ", "Haha, I know this kid from the NYC improv community. His name is Philip and he's worked as a producer on several Broadway shows. Every now and then this photo pops up again!", "As long as there is air in our atmosphere and water in our oceans you can count on this unoriginal, unimaginative, unfunny shit happening in every single popular thread. ", "Oh you clever muggle.", "He looks like Harry and Duddley had a love child.", "That's what he said?", "Does it fucking look like a noose? ", "Stab it with a piece of the ballista from the sewer of confidentiality.", "!redditgarlic", "[Here's your Reddit GarlicThot, pepcorn!](https://imgur.com/B6K6JuO) \n\npepcorn has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/spez) \n\n ^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/ETHead420", "To be fair JK said all the kids who played Harry, Hermione and Ronwere much too good looking when compared to the book versions of themselves. In my opinion this is the case; with exception to Ron, sorry but you looked perfect.\n\nSource: [A Conversation between JK Rowling and Daniel Radcliffe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdVHWz1DPU)\n\n", "I thought it was Stuffhermuff", "This is super late so it’s gonna be buried but here we go. I went to college with that guy, he was fairly well known because he had a distinct look and was a bit eccentric. Someone (I guess him, don’t know who else it would be) printer hundreds of stickers of a cartoonized version of his face. Put them everywhere, like on all of the buildings, railways, especially the scanners you swipe in on. \n", "He looks like Harry would if I were standing too close to the screen.", " This is starting to feel like the beginning of a Criminal Minds episode. ", "The last few Harry Potter movies were pretty damn dark, tho.", "Ooooh I don't know about lightsaber kid linkety link me", "No love for Jackdawbeak again...", "Unfortunately, this roo seems to end a week ago when you either get stuck in a time loop or find a dead roo. Only went about 10 posts deep. Sad. I remember when you could follow a roo years into the past. ", "Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s clone.", "I did my overnight college visit with this guy! Super nice. Super long Young’s. Pretty good at rope magic ", "This guy is awesome at the melodica. He also has an insanely large tongue. If I have the right guy... or he just looks like him\n", "I think he looks more like Moaning Myrtle than Harry.", "I mean... he's got the glasses, I guess..", "😂😂", "I LOVE THIS BLOODY PHOTO! Also, DR has not aged since DH2.", "Mmmmmmmm...nah", "Why does google do that thing where when you click a link it takes you to the link but you’re still on google.com?", "Daniel looks genuinely happy to meet Harry Potter.", "Y knot?", "Holy shit that was a wild ride.", "fun fact: Charlie Chaplin once took third place in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest", "Uuuuuum can we talk about the most depressing t-shirt on the planet?", "WHAT ABOUT SUPERLIMINAL?!", "At least the second person had the decency to not call it his own", "That took me on a journey I wasn’t expecting at all", "This makes me very uncomfortable. ", "I lol'd so hard\n", "Daniel Radcliffe looks like he's on drugs, or coming down from them in every picture I see of him", "Hey! I know that guy! He’s got the world’s longest tongue!", "Wizardcraft", "Yeah it does actually. What does it look like to you? ", "All I see is Jake Gyllenhal posing for a photo with Harry Potter.", "Harry twatter", "!redditgold\n", "Looks like it'll be ready to repost again in another 5 or 6 months.", "He looks like I did in high school. \n\nI was a virgin when I graduated high school. \n\nRadcliffe looks like “model” Potter. \n\nWhy’s he gotta noose t shirt?\n", "What's that from? That sounds so familiar...", "Is that a euphemism? ", "And Dave", "Your a wizard Jerry!", "Do you mean Hermany Grinder from Chogborts?", "10 points to Rip City, Mistah Pottah.", "Niceeee", "!faceswap", "But how can someone look more like another person than that person...unless...what if Harry Potter wasn't a person, but a stereotype. That would explain how an average student was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time...", "Is that a noose around his neck?\nIs that a thing now?", "Its an old picture", "Winery", "[I have drawn you](https://imgur.com/XLPx2UQ)", "When I was in Korea i use to be stopped by strangers all the time to take pictures with them because I look like Harry Potter. I was getting it even before the movies came out when I was a kid too. Hell, i've been at bars and had really drunk 30-40 year olds scream Harry Potter from across the bar at me...as someone who isn't a fan of the books/movies it drove me nuts.", "Exactly, nobody looks like teenager forever.\n\nUnless you’re a vampire. Has anyone seen Daniel in sunlight though?", "I am so happy to see a correct use of this caption format. People usually use it for somebody that just really looks like them, here it make sense, thank you. ", "It’s kinda like what the nerdy kid on the book looked like so yeah", "One of these wizards is not drunk on camera. ", "Don Ferretly forgotten again even though he's alwaying hanging around with those two. ", "Harry Neistat", "You're nice.", "When Harry Potter is very slowly mutating into Dumbledore", "My girlfriend and I were laughing and shaking our heads at how insanely ridiculous it was the entire time. I'd give it a solid B-", "That show has dozens of viewers ", "I can’t tell who the real Elijah is.", "I take it he won't be tying the knot any time soon.", "He looks like Moaning Myrtle.", "Holy shit repost ", " \nYou are so right!\n", "Only the millionth time this has been reposted. Welcome to Reddit. Where we keep showing you the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over", "Yeah me too! We have mutual friends but I never interacted with him I don't think.", "You must be a riot at parties", "Imperium was also really good", "If Swiss Army Man was a bad movie, then my movie tastes are shit and I'm proud of that.", "I think the same of the big Lebowski.", "post one of yourself pussy ass ugly boy", "Yes, exactly. \nPlus good amount of prioritisation, time management, etc", "Jeez that is one ugly ass dude ", "Why be so negative? The switcharoo isn’t just a Reddit thing, it’s a very common tactic in comedy to subvert one’s expectations to surprise you in a way that makes you laugh. \n \nLiterally all comedians do it. \n \nI think it’s really cool that we have an inside joke where we link all these style of jokes together in an incredibly long unbroken chain. It’s fun. Lighten up. ", "If I were HP I would had asked for this guy's autograph.\n", "Worst mistake of my life", "Let's rope it improves ", "U don’t tho", "Thats just a muggle ", "HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!", "He's also only 5'5. Now that you mention it, I wouldn't mind seeing him portray Wolverine if they bring over the XMen to the MCU.", "Probably from something, but it just popped into my head.", "Yer a wizard 'arry!", ">What, a raw frog?! Don't you even take the bones out?!\n\nYes. \nNo. \nJust swallow it whole. \n\n:)", "Username totally checks out. I hope you are having a good day", "I'm sorry, but Moaning Myrtle just called...", "F’ing dorks", "God just hasn't paid his electric bill for years.", "More Potter than Potter. More Potter than Potter.", "This one's a thinker. Had to sound it out phonetically", "That was the rejected slogan", "So both ", "Ah yes my favorite band, superlime", "I thought it was a porn hub title for a clip featuring cunnilingus enjoyed by lesbian pornstars from Qubec. \n\nThere really is some ambiguity here. ", "No not really, I lose at least 20 minutes every time I see this rabbit hole and I never end up finding something I've already seen", "Go Banana!", "When I was creating this Reddit account, I was eating a Reese's peanut butter cup and looking at my socks.", "😂", "Amphibian Sandwich\nOpening Tonight for the\n13th Floor Elevators \nWith Special Guest Shpongle!", "It took me a few seconds to understand it wasn't a face swap ", "His stint of alcoholism put that dark look in his eyes.", "[Here you go my good sir.](https://youtu.be/HPPj6viIBmU)\n", "Starts zipping quickly, up and down, to the theme song of Harry Potter", "Looks like Harry Potter with a broken nose. ", "I only know him through the gaming club when I was on the e-board. I've played a few games with him, and he was at most/all of the meetings for a while, I think.", "He looks like Harry if he never met Ginny and stuck to playing WoW in his room after classes", "^okay", "Not one", "I'll be gentle.", "I'm not going to get hung up on it.", "He’s so high", "This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever laughed at so hard I cried. ", "Fan art vs movie reality", "Yeah why do people even eat the same food over and over.\n\nIt's like they enjoy the sensation it brings, or something.", "Too old for Spider-Man. They're sticking with the schoolkid SM these days.", "http://imgur.com/lqV6heS", "Himyourselbow", "Not indulgent enough", "There was a prog rock band called Crunchy Frog for a while. I had a buddy in it. ", "It took me entire minute to figure out what you were referencing LMAO", "That’s so awesome!", "Where did that rabbit hole take me ", "Right? That shirt, dayum.", "This has got to be the lifetime pinnacle of the intersection between \"just really a terrible joke\" and \"at which i laughed with unreasonable ferocity\" for me. ", "Look, the meme was funny, it ran its course, can we let Elijah Wood rest now?", "OH MY GOD IT'S DANIEL RADCLIFFE", "Nah it's a Chaplin Waddle", "Daniel Radcliffe is still freakin adorable. He looks like he will always be freakin adorable. ", "Really? Name the levels.\n\n", "Yer a wizzard, 'arry. ", "I got it. It's from a skit from All That. https://youtu.be/1CnvHeAlHcE", "You should’ve gotten a photo of him in your glasses! :-)", "Sir you’ve got some Harry in your Potter...", "Yeah, his height is part of the reason I think he'd suit the role. He's also a [magnificent hairy bastard](https://i.imgur.com/thyvccH.jpg), those are perfect [Logan forearms](https://i.imgur.com/9HDNtZi.jpg) right there.", "The Lovable Grippohiff", "Man, haven't seen that video in a while...", "Looks more like Moaning Myrtle ", "He was nice?\n\nWhat happened?", "I needed that. Thank you.", "Wolverine was only younger in the 19th century, then he's supposed to have stopped ageing (until he gets his adamantium skeleton which slowly poisons him). He's a good height though, but he'd have to bulk up.", "Thats definitely not a noose man.", "No", "Repostttttt", "That is definitely not how I imagine Harry Potter, I didn't like Danielle Radcliffe's look to begin with. He looks too cringy, and this guy looks even more so. Look at the American book covers for my Harry.", "Hair is still too well kept", "He was nice when I knew him. Probably still is, but I wouldn't know.", "Those two have amazing on screen chemistry. ", "Chris Gethard Show magician ", "This looks like they face swapped.", "You probably won't be disappointed.", "y-knot", "I like that this is coming back", "Had to check if I was on /r/roastme based on the comments", "She your elbow\n\nHer mine knee\n\nHermione", "Whoa, I didn't realize All That and Harry Potter overlapped.", "+/u/reddtipbot 10 RDD", "After going through this for a while, there's a point where it loops :(", "Holy molly thats some deep shit ", "^__[Verified]__: ^/u/patseidon ^-> ^/u/bollister __^Ɍ10 ^Reddcoins__ ^[[help]](http://www.reddit.com/r/reddCoin/wiki/tipbot_reddit)\n", "Looks absolutely not like a noose. ", "I also need explaining.", "That is no muggle, that was blatant wizardry. ", "I was profoundly moved by it. No really.", "It's supposed to link to the immediate previous one.", "So who's the guy on the right? ", "You’re Garry Potter. Harry’s half brother (Lily’s from a one night stand with some Hufflepuff fuckboy). You are not the Chosen One. You are a boy who lived, but no one really cares.\n\nYou’re smarter than Harry but lack his charisma. You have a weird on/off relationship with Luna Lovegood. You’re always in Harry’s shadow, and as a result have multiple substance abuse problems, just grabbing whatever potions and tonics you can from the potions labs to try and get high.\n\nGood luck, Garry.", "It looks like the [real life Peter Griffin](https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/43e/d2/904ae8ab291ff37c7fc7bbb6f023f134.jpg) lost a ton of weight.", "Even strolling onto the bus with a wig and acapella Jurassic Park theme? That movie was beeaauuutiful!", "Not really no", "It's the link thing and the calling it out that bug some people. The triggering joke, the subversion that is so common in comedy, I think people generally enjoy. When a 'switch-a-roo' comment is downvoted to hell, the actual switcharoo usually isn't; rather it tends to be well received.", "Fate will see him in the Legend (1985) remake.\n\nWhen it happens, and it will.", "Level 7 was pretty great, but as usual, fuck the water level.", "/u/HarryPotterFarts", "This is too much to handle.", "He reminds me of the poor man's Matt Damon from Breaking Bad. ", "That's not Harry Potter that's Daniel Radcliff... smh", "He was also a terrible coach for the suns and i still hold a grudge against him because of that lol", "Looks like mathas", "No homo - Daniel Radcliffe is pretty handsome", "Amen!", "Wow, clever. ", "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", "I mean, the films are pretty dark by the end of it... I think Harry Potter isn't quite the fantasy children's series that people tend to make it out to be. \n\nI mean when your world has evil beings that literally suck the soul out of your body, something's not quite right.", "He looks like Cillian Murphy.", "I figured out where it broke. Look for my comment up ahead", "Harry Potter vs Harryer Potter", "Which one of you is the real Harry...", "haha, I really didn't like that movie. \n\nDifferent tastes I guess.", "That's Phil! He's super cool.", "Y knot", "Have you watched any [Troma films](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Troma_films)?\n\nIf you like terrible movies, you might get a kick out of them.", "Daniel is starting to look more like Serious Black than Harry ", "Larry Potter ", "He looks like he sounds like Mandark and I feel really bad about thinking that", "Spying. They can continue to track you and everyone that clicks on the link much easier that way and even check stuff like how long you spend on each part of the page and what links you click. ", "So weird. I recognized him from this clip yesterday, sitting behind Oprah at the Tony's...\n\nhttps://youtu.be/psFLbMpKh7M?t=7m18s ", "And him and his two friends. Rod and Harriet. My favorite movie is the one with moldevort", "I think that was during", "Henry Parker.", "Do you have a long tongue and sometimes play piano for a local access cable show?", "Does he... does he have a noose on his shirt? ", "He looks a lot like Geddy Lee.", "ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!\n\n\nCOME ONE DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium\n\nI GOT 'EM ALL!\n\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| Traditional \| Left Handed \| Fancy \|\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| ---E. \| Ǝ--- \| ---{ \n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\nI EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!\n\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| 33% Off! \| 66% Off! \| Manufacturer's Defect! \|\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| ---F \| ---L \| ---e \|\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\nNEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!\n\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| The Euro \| The Pound \| The Lira \|\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\| ---€ \| ---£ \| ---₤ \|\n\n\|-------------\|-------------\|-------------\|\n\n\nHAPPY LYNCHING!\n\n\n* some assembly required\n\n", "Anyone else think Daniel Radcliffe should play John Lennon in a movie?", "He looks like the down syndrome version of Harry Potter", "Aesthetically it was beautiful. Emotionally it was moving. It was hilarious at times. The social commentary was by far the best part of the film. Overall it reached plenty of highs and plenty of lows yet still is a very fun movie.", "I hate to ask, further knowing what abuse I may endure, but I am confused. \nIsn't the movie Potter on the right? Maybe I was vulnerable in taking a sarcastic comment seriously. \n\n\nNote: Take it easy guys.... I never saw a second of any of these movies.", "Yep, that was back around 2000. I remember it as I was back in uni. It was an f1 car with a caption, along the lines of \" I bet you can't watch this and not laugh\". It was hilarious at the time!\n\nWAYYYY before the stupid crazy frog took the sound and used it in that shit song.\n\nHere we go! http://butifnot.tripod.com/racecar.html\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Frog\n\n\n", "Did he licked you?", "This fits right in with the picture of an actor that looks more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom does in the same picture.", "Yvan eht nioj.", "Wtf is this picture doing in /r/AntiTrumpPics?", "For all of reddit, I just want you to know where you end up: [Susan Stranglehands](https://imgur.com/a/sPwcu).", "Hey!! That’s Philip 😂 my dude is a BEAST on the accordion too ", "Aren't You Harry?", "That video was uploaded in 2013. I feel so ancient right now. It's been almost 20 years since the original one. ", "That’s my cousin’s son! Ha! Hi Phillip!", "this is my second garlicthot, actually. this bot needs fixing", "I know this guy. He’s a lot older than he looks and frequents the UCB Theatre in Hell’s Kitchen in NYC (it used to be in Chelsea). Also sat next to him at The Chris Gethard Show. He even was called on air to play the keyboard when Chris Gethard’s wife (this was part of the bit) and the entire show walked out on him. ", "I'll just leave this here.... https://imgur.com/a/EKX8J", "It wasn't even a song, it was just someone making those noises. Shit was comedy gold. ", "Here's the thing.", "It's Harry Potter with downs syndrome!", "Terry Porter was a bad ass 80's Nba player", "I'm about to blow your mind. The Sorcerer's Stone came out 17 years ago.", "Get the fuck out of here. ", "Such a solid premise but such awful execution. Way to ruin a perfect score by the one and only Andy Hull too!!", "Hello there.", "Lol he's like \"who is this fuckboi?\"", "It was excellent until the third act", "Yes.", "He doesn't want to get typecast which is understandable. In Hollywood one of the worse things that can happen to you is get typecast, that's why he and Emma are doing all these different roles ", "is this \"roast me\" edition?", "Didn't he come third or something?", "If this was /r/roastme you’d be fucked. ", "He’s still great! Worked with him a few months back ", "that's awesome dude, great picture for life.", "Whoa clever ", "How deep does this go?", "That awkward moment when...", "Well, if you are thinking of him as the farting dead guy, you aren't thinking of him as Harry Potter", "I personally really really enjoyed that movie but I feel it has an extremely specific audience. I think the ending is a good metaphor of the type of audience reactions people would have to it. You're either the \"normie\" audience, reflected in the mom seeing Daniel ride off into the sea and thinking \"what the fuck\" or you're the totally far out weirdo that sees Daniel and thinks \"absolutely beautiful\".", "The more Daniel Radcliffe ages, the more he looks like Richard Hammond ", "The strange part is that I like that movie, and I've never made the connection to my name.", "Boi", "which movie was that?", "Yay! ", "He looks like the drawings or Harry ", "[face swap](https://imgur.com/a/KciiF)", "When you look at a Reddit post about people looking more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter... https://imgur.com/gallery/YW1yk", "RETOAST", "This photo makes it look like Harry Potter is based on a real life person, and the studio behind his upcoming biopic organized a meetup between him and the actor cast to play him so they could promote the film.", "He should be the next Wolverine!", "I actually went to college with this guy. And yeah, he was known around campus as the \"Harry Potter\" kid. I think it was only a matter of time before he became internet famous.\n\nFunny enough, I'm also good friends with the guy in the meme posing with the most interesting man in the world from the Dos Equis commercials.\n\nI wouldn't be surprised if most of us are two degrees of separation or less from an internet famous person, or have run in to someone without even realizing it.", "Your mom is nice.", "That's great to hear. I hope he's doing well.", "Are we gonna fight? ", "First off, repost. Secondly its just not possible for someone to look more like a person then themselves ", "Its one of those films where its complete rambling at face value, but im like 87% sure its about social ineptitude and its portrayed in a fairly dark way which was refreshing!", "Run by Headmistress Mygoonisgone after the death of Headmaster Dumbdoor.", "\"Oh that's Oprah!\"", "This couldn’t be more true. ", "neville and harry's love child", "I don't understand. Why am I looking at a picture of Harry Potter & Elijah Wood?", "Dude, give him back his glasses.", "Now Radcliffe looks like, “this has been a long and hard life” Potter.", "Mikal? You would think you would know that he spells his name with only one \"l\"!!!\n-Bobby", "Looks like the best ever face swap", "Is nobody gonna mention your username? This feels like the perfect time to mention your username.", "He really leaned into that punch with the glasses. Fan girls are a thing I bet.", "Radcliffe looks like he needs a good sleep.", "This is my favorite thing ever!", "/u/mayhem-good", "Six Seasons And A Movie", "This emits emotions I didn't know I had.", "This guy I work with is the spitting image. I call him Daniel to mess with him every now and then", "FUCK YOU SNAPE", "Y knot?", "I was thinking sqaure (reef) knot, or sheet bend. But it's neither-- looks like just a \"peace sign\" design made from a non-existent knot.\n\nAnyways it's the first thing I noticed in the picture, as I'm sure you and many others did due to your background/career. I had no doubt one of the top 5 comments would be regarding that dudes shirt.", "Daniel Craig looks like a sober Derek Waters", "Worked with him when he was in the audience for Millionaire. Super nice dude and even let me snag a picture with him!", "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", "Why couldn't Dan grow that 17 years later", "Where’s the delorean", "Yep!", "Who is this man and how is he everywhere", "T-shirt says it all", "That's so sweet. I'll let her know.", "She really is the nicest person I've ever met in my life, thank you for noticing.", "Are you an old Jamaican woman, by any chance?", "Ayyyy phil! I know this dude! Worked at the same summer camp. Super nice guy", "ESPRESSO PARTITION", "This guy went to my college (SUNY Geneseo) and would plaster stickers of his face all over campus. I think his name was Phil...? Can’t remember. ", "it's like a movie star meeting the real life person they played in a based-on-a-true-story movie.", "Shit dude I couldn't continue watching that shit after 15 minutes ", "Me too! SUNY Geneseo?", "Scuffed Harry Potter.", "I already did 😉", "My buddy Harrison, we call him Potter https://imgur.com/a/S8qeC", "wow so many kind people", "harry is way more blonde than I thought", "They both look like filthy casuals to me.", "Is it just me or does Daniel Radcliffe look like Oliver Heldens", "Your mom is kind.", "Epic win", "I worked with him at the teddy bear factory..nicest guy", "Nope it goes further", "... in bed. ", "Idk... that looks like Daniel Radcliffe to me.", "You know it!", "I have no idea. From the subreddit, I'm guessing there is a break about six months ago", "Fuck! you beat me to her by 4 mins! ", "The other friend is Donald Wembley ", "Fuck! You beat me to her by 3 minutes... ", "Fuck! ", "Good. Twice the horcruxes, double the fall!", "Not the same kids. Reddit detectives figured that out and someone mentions it every time this video is posted.", "Bogwards School of Bizarding and Bitchery ", "That's the most British looking dude ever.", "I know that movie I was watching it on my Sorny TV", "Plot twist: OP is Elijah Wood", "I'm confused? The guy on the right IS Harry Potter correct? The kid on the left looks nothing like him......", "What a bunch of ugly shits.", "isnt this pic like 4 years old", "She makes me cookies when I'm sad", "Thank you for doing it right, now hold my pot I’m going in. ", "It was beautiful", "Hold up, does he have a noose on his shirt? This like one of those shirts where it looks like the front of a suit? ", "This comment made my day, thank you\n", "Bless my soul", "She must be to have named a child so lovingly.\n\nWho's my wittle niggy wiggy woo?", "See this every other month\n", "Nuh uh.", "One too many bludgers to the face", "Right?! Was not expecting to like it as much as I did. I mean Harry Potter in a movie about a guy who grows horns? But then you watch it and realize, \"Fuck. Daniel Radcliffe is an amazing young actor.\"", "It ends at dead babies ", "Hmmm, all of you know him...", "Oh noes, I didn't know ... I feel so betrayed. ", "Harry patas", "Is that a noose shirt?", "Am I seeing a little bit of... Photoshop?", "I worked with him at barnums awhile back, it was both of our first job, hope he’s still nice", "This is the most wholesome thread on Reddit", "> I wanted Mary Ann on \"Gilligan's Island\" ugly, not Cornelius on \"The Planet of the Apes\" ugly. TV ugly, not... ugly ugly.", "It's like no one told the director they didn't have the budget for CGI, so they did it anyway. ", "To the front page!", "stunt double", "I believe that was between the releases of the fourth and fifth movies.", "Somehow my mind first interpreted this like a face swap? Lol", "I went to high school with this kid. I bet thats not even you, Phil.", "Lol, hilarious 😂 ", "That's a giant 11-year-old", "This is a good time to remind everyone that most kids don't have the privilege of going to school. ok, back to redit now", "From what I've heard of Daniel Radcliffe, I'd like to imagine that he approached this guy and said, \"Oh my God, are you Harry Potter?! I'm your biggest fan!\"", "This picture gets reposted many many times. Look at OP’s post history. They appear to be a bot.", "why does this get so many upvotes every repost?\n", "Idris Elbow", "High school or college?", "[He looks like a stoned Owl](https://i.imgur.com/QXaDueV.jpg)", "What happens when this happens?", "Fantastic!", "Wtf he's hot", "Actually a great movie if you haven't seen it.", "College.", "Disagree. ", "FTFY When you look more retarded then Harry Potter", "He looks more like Geddy Lee than Geddy Lee", "And why Rupert Grint decided to become Ed Sheeran", "My format:\n\nHer - she (possessive to subjective)\n\nmi(my) - your (referring to other instead of self)\n\none(a knee) - an elbow (change in body part)\n\nYour format:\n\nHer- him (change in gender)\n\nmi(my) - yours (change from self to other and change from possessive adjective to pronoun)\n\none(a knee) - elbow (change in body part, romoval of indefinite article)\n\nI would have a lot of trouble saying that yours makes more sense, as the last two word change choices don't make much sense.", "I am! Me! I'm your little NiggyWiggyWoo :D", "All these years and Voldemort still chased after the wrong guy", "Pretty sure I know that kid. If anyone or op can confirm is that a guy named earl??", "He looks like the son of Harry Potter and Moaning Myrtle.", "Thats my man /u/GranDGrant, NAs last hope.", "OVER THE LINE", "If you want you can probably switch it for the gummy bear song. My little brother drove me crazy with that when he was little. ", "Aww, there we go!! Happy!", "Literally the same thing I came here to fond out. Started watching when it first hit Tru TV but I wasn’t all that in to it, but only gave it two episodes. Just before New Years I stumbled across his old AMA and saw him recommending the dumpster episode. Since then I’ve been binge watching and playing episodes I’ve already seen on the shops tv when things are slow. Never have I felt so connected to a show. Can not get enough of it. ", "I was just referencing the Hannibal Buress joke, but thanks for playing it straight in response. I was actually looking into checking it out for myself.", "My thoughts during the movie. \"I can't believe they actually made a movie about farting corpses\"\n\nAfter the movie. \"I'll never get that time back\"", "Am I the only one who doesn't get the whole red box B?", "The noose tshirt really completes the picture ", "I knew I've seen this guy before, he's a regular audience member of the Chris Gethard show. ", "I wouldn't ever want to exchange Daniel Radcliffe with any other actor to have taken up the role. ", "Daniel Radcliffe looks like he sells fentanyl to Harry Potter in Diagon Alley", "I just drank all of the gravy.", "That guy meeting harry potter looks like Zak Galafinakis", "Why? Is the humor not for you?", "I knew I recognized him from somewhere. ", "AMP\n\nBasically they're mobile web pages that use a Google created library so that they'll work faster, download presumably faster and perform better.\n\nhttps://www.ampproject.org/\n\nThey built it using a relatively new web technology called web components that lets them define their own HTML tags and have browsers understand those tags. So google gives publishers the library and offers to host the pages, allowing pretty fast response time, but in return publishers have to follow a really strict subset of HTML plus the html tags that google created. The javscript library they wrote handles all the nonstandard stuff, so it should work in Chrome, Edge, and Firefox.\n\n\nReddit also has AMP pages, but they're not hosted by google IIRC.\n\nTl;DR It's a product for publishers primarily hosted by google.\n\nOn one hand it makes it much harder to share urls, but on the other it gives users a uniform way to view articles that doesn't involve ginormous screen eating ads and stupid intro pages.", "* El Chapo. Does anyone else wonder why we never saw Charlie Chaplin and Adolf Hitler in the same room?", "Don't put your expectations too high", "We just parsed the sounds differently.\n\nMy format:\n\n* Her -> him (change in gender -- opposite)\n* mine -> yours (change from first-person to second-person -- opposite)\n* knee - elbow (change from arm to leg -- opposite?)\n\nI included the \"n\" sound in the end of mine (as well as the beginning of knee), and skipped over the barely pronounced \"oh\" syllable.\n\nIn any event, I can't get behind \"her --> she\" as a compelling change if you're also doing \"my --> your.\" You should change the person in both or in neither.", "Underrated comment ", "Noose around his neck wtf", "Man I fucking love me some Shpongle", "I assume you're just living up to your username and being sarcastic? ", "Fake harry looks like a wannabe nerd harry ", "No ew I'm not into this. ", "He's such a little fella.", "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?", "Actually no for once. Really didn't like the film. Still bump that sound track though", "Nice shirt.", "During the very first screening at Sundance, almost everyone walked out. During the second, it got a standing ovation. Very polarizing film. Personally I loved it. ", "Harry Potter is starting to look like wolfman jack", "but if he is the real Harry Potter doesn't that mean you have to look like him though? the shirt though is a noose thats not funny bro not funny at all", "I thought this was a face swap", "Charlie Chaplin was actually Charlie Chaplin. Daniel Radcliffe is only an actor who played Harry Potter", "Did a Hannibal Buress joke go straight over my head?? Oh man, I'll disappointed in myself. From one of his stand ups?", "While still cool, and he’s a wonderful person, I have seen this picture a million fucking times.", "He really T'd you up for that one. Just beautiful.", "That Radcliffe is one handsome bastard.", "Is that nigga on the left a jew?", "It's Logan Paul's newest merch", "I hope that's a noose on his T-Shirt.\n", "I wanna say...\n\nElijah Wood", "Repost", "My girlfriend went to SUNY Geneseo too and got super excited to see him on here", "Oh god no", "Man, did you used to show up on The Chris Gethard Show?", "https://m.imgur.com/gallery/96Lt6dJ", "wait till he discovers that gummy bear song or those schnuffel videos", "I matched with this dude on tinder. He has the worlds longest tongue", "Mmmm...limes.", "If you look closer you’ll clearly see it’s knot (I had to)", "Nice to see Harry Potter meeting the actor who played him in the movies. I'd say the casting was pretty good!", "you look like Gabe more...", "Except that Hermione is pronounced 'Her-my-oh-nee', not 'Her-my-nee', ignoring correct pronunciation is much less excusible than deciding that a change from possessive to subjective isn't enough of a change. I was only attempting to include the missed article of the previous commenter, not decide what changes should be made to each portion of the word. I would probably follow the her->him format if I was doing it myself, but I was only pointing out that the previous commenter missed the indefinite article. At least their version somewhat followed the correct pronunciation.", "To be fair, I’m sure he was a bit young to take responsibility at the time.", "If Harry and moaning myrtle had a kid", "Now thata gangster. Lol", "oldest was https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/7pxq1e/my_grandpa_painted_this_to_me_for_my_birthday/dsla61o/ ???", "I got to the bottom of the switcheroo maybe 3 years ago. Can’t imagine how deep it is now.", "another geth-head!", "lol better version of the goonies monster ", "Yes.", "This is a Facebook worthy post", "Me and him used to work at Arby's together super nice guy! ", "I get it its a bowline tie", "Albus Severus, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.", "Same! He had those stickers he put everywhere.. Weird but nice ", "Ellen did this too", "Bowline knot", "Geneseooooo.", "Hey cool, Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe together at last.", "Which one is witch ?", "He looks like “Mario 64 Face Lift” Harry Potter", "Fuck, I miss the IB.", "It was a throwaway comment that was so stupid and such a reach, I didn’t think it would get any traction at all. But I guess you never know. :)", "You got the right guy...(he's my son!)...Philip R", "I've always wanted to watch that, might have to tonight", "Same I though it was great, and I'm completely serious.", "Guess I got a new movie to watch", "I feel your pain. My son just discovered the Gummy Bear song. ", "Lmao", "Me too!!!!", "I loved him in Imperium, I like that he's showing his range. I don't think it's he doesn't want to be Harry Potter but if he wasn't going to be typecasted, he needed to change it up.", "Yeah! I forgot about his stickers!", "I thought Saturday is get-together", "This dude went to SUNY Geneseo. Was in a class with him. He's famous for a bunch of stuff like having a 4\" tongue or and having his car with chalk all over it. ", "What was Hogwarts like in real life?", "Im sorry... I have said this before but as a fan of the book, that movie was my equivalent of how the hobbit movies turned out to Tollkin fans. \n\nI raged at that movie to the point where my wife and my friends bring it up at random just to get a rise out of me lol.\n\n", "Oh right. This is the guy I used to chat with on weeknights, when we volunteered at the same soup kitchen after church. Dude was just one of those dudes that lit up a room. Hope he's still a bad bro. ", "Alright, how many jobs does this dude have?", "This is genius. Man i love reddit", "Me running into these two together: Harry Potter! Elijah Wood!", "send us on our way ", "General Reposti, you are a bold one.", "I heard he went to [Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards](http://www.comedycentral.com.au/key-and-peele/videos/innercity-wizard-school)", "This is gold", "He kinda looks like the Know-It-All from Polor Express... Holy crap, he looks even more like a younger Eddie Deezen, the voice actor for Know-It-All.", "I read your comment in the voice of Randy Marsh from South Park.", "With our life's work we'll repayyyyy", "\"I've always wanted to be meet the muggle that played me.\" The real Harry Potter, probably", "Yeah that's elijah wood ", "I actually went to the theatre to see that. Was not disappointed.", "High on gillyweed", "I'll be pretty surprised if he ends up playing Catwoman.", "Maybe, but I love it because it actually allows pages to load wayyy faster and it also appears to get rid of some clutter on certain pages. I actually think it does more good for the user than it is about spying. Could be wrong though...", "I love hated it. For me it was like when you watch reality TV, you are like \"WTF people watch this shit\" as you watch it.", "Every time this photo hits the front page I look for the Genny alums", "Book vs Movie", "To anyone wondering: following the ‘-roo’ trail leads you here[Ah, the old Reddit Link Chain-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/7priya/susan_stranglehands/?st=JCR37121&sh=afdf22e5) ", "Hm. Trends really cycle through. A lot of guys I know have that hair cut.", "You mean professor Snope? That's obviously the correct version", "I don't know him or his friend, but I once went to a school and it was not nice .", "He was referred to as \"Harry Potter Kid\" by the SUNY Geneseo Philosophy Club.", "By the way, the actress who played Moaning Myrtle was in her 40s when she played that role. Think of that next time you see her trying to snuggle up to pubescent Daniel Radcliff in the bathtub scene. \n\nOr don't. \n\nI don't care.\n\n^^Fuck ^^you.", "Sorry the Canadian shit was wrong. Sorry. But seriously, wtf was with the Canadian part.", "That shirt tho...", "It's one of the weirdest, hipstery movies I've seen, and not entirely in a good way. It's one of the few movies where my response to whether I enjoyed it was \"I think I did\". \nDefinitely wouldn't recommend this to your average moviegoer.", "Just wait until you star in Equis.", "Sounds like my old fan fiction", "I just remember naked Daniel Radcliffe. I should be ashamed.", "No hover hand.\n\nThis guy fucks.", "muthafuckas wanna fine me", "He was also a horn dog apparently.", "That shirt tho", "This is so old.", "Harry Potter and the Knotted End", "I feel like any kid with black hair and roundy glasses could say they look like Potter though. The guy looks nothing like Radcliffe but he does look like a Harry Potter nerd.", "Oh god no he doesn’t ", "that's quite true!", "Do it! It's cute and funny! ", "Damn daniel", "If you want to be a pedant about it, it's pronounced \"hɜːrˈmaɪ.əni\", and the \"ə\" that you've rendered as a full-blown \"oh\" is part of a [\"reduced vowel\"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/English). When it precedes \"n\", the \"ə\" is reduced and disguised by the relaxation of the mouth in the glide before the pronunciation of the \"n\". Thus, the phoneme \"ən\" is sometimes simply rendered in IPA as \"n̩\".\n\nAlso:\n\n> I was only pointing out that the previous commenter missed the indefinite article\n\n.\n\n> At least their version somewhat followed the correct pronunciation\n\nYou literally admit that their version ignored the reduced \"ə\" as well, and then in the next sentence try to make a wisecrack about how their version \"somewhat followed the correct pronunciation.\" Come on, man.", "Too bad his acting skills don't allow him to portray any characters other than Harry Potter.", "I filmed myself being a ninja. Thank god it's not digital.", "Please tell me gethard is pronounced get-hard.", "I last purchased silverware in 2010, so I can't really agree.", "That was shit", "This is currently my favorite picture on the internet. ", "Watching Green Street Hooligans now! Classic!", "Gimme some more", "Bingo bango bongo baby", "It was great actually, except for the last 5-10 minutes. ", "The video is not that old. Star Wars Kid is older, and Numa Numa (the meme) will be 14, btw.\n\nIt does look like they aren't the same kids - the red shirt guy tries too hard, but I admit the one in the black shirt is very similar.\n\nI'll turn 20 this year and I remember when this version of Axel F came out, and the Crazy Frog Bros made the video a year after, although I don't remember seeing it until a while later, like 2008? My memory is fuzzy.\n\nSearch for Schnuffel, an animated bunny who was a fad in Germany, and Bébé Lilly who was famous in France, Portugal, Greece, etc. People are easily entertained lol.", "Fun fact! This kid has a really long tongue. He was on The Chris Gethard show a while ago. ", "https://i.imgur.com/4RjpFxy.png\n\nPresenting the ideal Potter", "Don't worry, the Crazy Frog version of Axel F is from 2005, I remember when it came out, the video with the 2 Bros was made a year later. Although I was more into other videos back then like Korean karaoke lmao. These guys ain't the original Bros, although the black shirt guy is very similar. The red is trying too hard to look the same.\n\nCrazy Frog was created in 1997, so he's 20/21. He started getting popular around 2002/3 with annoying commercials in the UK. France has their own equivalent, Bébé Lilly, and Germany has Schnuffel. There was also Holly Dolly made by Jamba, the same guys who conceived Schnuffel, and there was apparently a fictional turtle called Mikael. All these fictional characters were created to sell ringtones.", "The guy not wearing glasses is the actor (Daniel Radcliffe) who played Harry Potter in the movies lol, the other guy is being compared to him.", "That movie has Paul Dano in it. He was great on L.I.E. Is it worth watching? I like bad movies.", "Is Daniel supposed to look like Harry Potter for the rest of his life?", "I thought it was a Dresden Files T-shirt. Nicodemus wears a noose around his neck like a tie. ", "I thought it was a Dresden Files T-shirt. Nicodemus wears a noose around his neck like a tie. ", "Yeah. Never gets old.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm kidding, this joke stinks ", "Haha one person has in the Swiss Army Man thread", "I'll let her know wherever I find her.", "Mmmm.... nah. ", "\"Aren't you a little short for a magician?\"-\nObi-Won M'audib.", "Holy shit lol here he is again. \n\nDude is a living meme \n\nwww.nydailynews.com/amp/new-york/car-chalk-town-article-1.1390593", "www.nydailynews.com/amp/new-york/car-chalk-town-article-1.1390593", "NOIIIIISE", "Because harry potter story wasn't dark or anything..", "[Yes'm.](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/4sni7x/stand-up-hannibal-buress--urban-warrior)", "ah yes, Mr. Raniel Dadcliff", "Nice! Good look.", "DILDONICS", "Geth-erd ", "Clever as fuck", "More like Frodo Potter hybrid.", "What the heck was that about? ", "I went so far down that hole I forgot what the original post was...I saw some things man,..and some stuff....I don't wanna talk about it....", "Haha oh man, perfect reference. Kudos. Thanks for that", "Is...is he wearing a noose shirt? ", "Dankest", "Radcliffe looks like Scott Rigowski AKA Quiz Daddy", "Well that was an enthralling argument between you and u/pmdevita !", "Yeah but his poor fucking dad. ", "Audibly, I said \"Oh God...\" when I saw this photo.", "Do they know about it? They’ll fix it if there is. Or try to, or something.", "There was a period of time wear any kid a certain age with glasses would be told they looked like harry potter. ", "Jesus christ, you two. Get a room, already! ", "Wizardcraft", "r/Beetlejuicing ", "Ummm... I don't think that's a wand Mr. Spacey...", "Negative. That would be http://guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-tongue\n\nHe’s my local bank teller.", "Hath God not power over the clay, to make one Potter into a larger vessel and the other into a smaller one? Truly I tell you, with Man all things are possible. ", "Besides being a somewhat creepy \"nice guy\" fantasy, it was ok.", "I was wondering what Oasis was up to these days.", "I assumed that they forgot about the article, but with you I know you got the pronunciation wrong. [I'm using the pronunciation given by JK Rowling and used in the movies.](https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/112401/what-is-the-correct-pronunciation-of-hermione) Furthermore, how does being a reduced vowel make you think it should simply be ignored? I understand that it isn't pronounced the same as a full vowel, but on what world does it make more sense to just completely ignore it?", "I'm having fun, if you don't want to read our comments, don't.", "Phew. I thought I’d never get out", "repooost", "Personally, I absolutely loved the first 9/10ths of the movie. But the last 1/10th was awful and completely tanked the first part.\n\nThe first part is the exact type of movie I enjoy most. The strange, half mystical, half insane, 'what the fuck is going on?!', movie that pulls you down its crazy little rabbit hole, only to spit you out the other side with a big smile on your face saying 'I don't know what just happened, but it was awesome.'. \nThat's what the first part of that movie was. Then the end fucked it all up. What a piece if shit. As you can see, I'm still a bit ticked off about it, and I saw the movie when it first came out, so it's been a long ass time... Grr stupid movie.\n\nBut to anyone who enjoyed this movie, make sure you check out Horns, another weird Radcliffe movie, though with a worthwhile ending. ", "Jumpin' Jack Flash?", "You sure? There's a fold in the shirt but it still looks pretty clear to me: https://i.imgur.com/GCp84iZ.jpg", "Swiss Army Man is my favorite movie. It's really a pick-me-up movie ", "I thought this was a face swap at first.", "Holy shit I’m back ", "wizardcraft and witchery", "Here I am, putting in a vote for it being the most fantastical piece of art I've ever seen. Something about the soundtrack and the marvelous screenplay melding together made me nearly cry with glee.", "That kid looks like rockleesmile", "How many clicks until you got to the end?", "Or like when Dolly Parton did the same thing and lost x'D", "He looks like a fucking loser \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n^Linefromthemoviedonttakeseriosly", "Perhaps you should learn what a noose is, because what's on his shirt isn't one. ", "Fast and Furious Tokyo Driffengore", "What kind of shirt is that, hanging yourself? ", "I think you mean weeks, not months", "And the top student at Blogchorts", "He looks more like Hedwig.", "I rock out to DRIFFENGORE", "Cillian Murphy’s character in Peaky Blinders meets Charlie Chaplin at one point. That would have been great if they were both played by Murphy.", "School of 🅱️itchcraft and 🅿izardry.", "Mischief managed", "I feel like someone who had a loved one hang themselves would be hurt if they saw that t shirt..\n\nJust first thought when i saw it...anyway, moving on.\n\nSee how i did that, i thought it, acknowldged, and moved on! \nTIL how to move the fuck on", "More of a quiet riot these days", "It’s about spying. They just had to make it benefit the user otherwise nobody would let them spy.", "So I should be impressed at the seeing same joke in every thread, because people like comfort food. ", "brownest", "Why is it so small?", "That's Knot Harry", "I personally think Horns is sooo much worse than Swiss Army Man.", "Looks like Harry Potter with Mumps. ", "Funny side note, J.K. Rowling hates how beautiful the actors for harry potter grew up to be because she wrote them all as geeky nerds with average, or slightly less than looks.", "Or is it just Harry Potter and Hairy Potter", "I think Daniel Radcliffe is the best aged child actor.", "Daniel Radcliffe is a tiny dude. ", "Deja Vu", "I can see that. And I would agree with you if Swiss Army Man ended differently. But man, I really* disliked that ending lol.", "That person needs to be euthanized.", "thats whats happens when you drink soylent", "A bit like that photo of Miles Davis and Kenny G.", "You're a wizard Harry. \nNo, you're a wizard Harry", "> I assumed that they forgot about the article\n\nBut by now, though, you've surely figured out that they left it out for the same reason I did, right? They don't pronounce the sound (or they barely do at all).\n\nAnd as for citing JKR as some sort of authority on the pronunciation of the name \"Hermione,\" that's absurd. JKR did not invent the name Hermione, nor is she any sort of authority on its pronunciation, just as she isn't an authority on the pronunciation of the names Harry, Ron, or Fred. Hermione is a name that's been around at least since the era of [Greek mythology](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermione_(mythology)) and [early Christianity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermione_of_Ephesus). It's pronounced how people pronounce it, in lots of different ways and with lots of different accents (and emphases) all over the world. JKR's accent lingers on the \"ə\". Many other people's accents do not.", "Same here. One of my favorite movies of the past 10 years. ", ":(", "His tshirt graphic says it all", "Looks like Harry Potter and a massive tongue? He’s going to make some girls potter fantasy come true ", "Different strokes i guess. For me Horns was a bit boring and formulaic, i enjoyed it for the most part but i'll probably never watch it again. Where as Swiss Army Man was a breath of fresh air, it was funny, surreal and the underlying emotional journey was pretty strong. Sometimes is did get a bit 'indie film' for me but id watch it again.", "That....is the creepiest thing I will see today. Hell, this week...", "The look on Radcliffe's face matches the other guy's shirt.", "I know some actors are short, and you wouldn't know it without looking it up or seeing them in person, but my google results are saying these guys are 5' 8\" and 5' 9\", respectively. Maybe your dad just expected them to be big dudes? Or maybe he's like of those girls who declares on her dating profile that no real man is under 6'3\"?", "It helps that Radcliffe has been downplaying his Harry Potter looks for years now because he wants to do other things with his career.", "I can't tell if you're joking or not, but the guy with the beard is Daniel Radcliffe, the actual Harry Potter", "Why would you watch that garbage? Lol", "Who the fuck is this guy and how did Radcliffe beat him out for the part?", "it’s a really good show ", "I'd give you reddit silver but I'm too poor ", "Let's be fair, Radcliffe looks like 30 year old Harry Potter tho lol.", "I have great memories of going to the IB and then walking up to Main Street for a garbage plate.", "https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NNnocUvlCVc/maxresdefault.jpg", "See you in court", "He looks more like Geddy Lee", "I liked the Bog Lebowski, but I just didn’t get the hype. It’s a funny enough movie with some really quotable lines, but I didn’t think it was this comedic masterpiece that people hype it up as.", "Beautiful!", "Daniel Radcliff did not agree the way they expected him to... At all.", "I remember it always being 3rd. 20th place is a reach and people would see thru that but 3rd is right on the money where someone might believe it.", "You’re a Harry, Potter.", "The original article was in the 20s. It [said he came in twentieth](https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/01/05/charlie-chaplin-allegedly-entered-a-chaplin-look-alike-contest-and-lost/). From then it's evolved.\n\nApparently Charlie himself never recognized it. Neither did his son.", "Oh yes, that's also bad. There is also an annoying singing chicken, but it's at least better than those two.", "The year was 2018.. you should have bought crypto you idiots! ", "Huh, I've never read that. Thanks!", "Don't forget the stickers all over campus! ", "You have absolutely no proof they removed the article for this reason, I think it's pretty fair to assume it could've been done because they switched from a knee->elbow, I doubt anyone else put as much thought into this stupid shit as you and I have.\n\nThis entire comment chain is based on a Harry Potter reference, I think it's pretty fair to use the name the way it's pronounced in the Harry Potter films and books. You don't need to give me the origins of the name, I understand she didn't invent the name. There's even a bit in one of the books where she annunciates her name to Viktor Krum, with emphasis on the reduced vowel. You also still haven't addressed my point that a reduced vowel is closer to a full vowel than it is to inexistence.", "If an article were written today in a satire news article saying that some celebrity lost a lookalike contest it would probably say that they came in 2nd or 3rd. 20th is ridiculous. \n\nThat's why I think the retelling has evolved to it saying that he came in 3rd.", "Bad shirt :'(", "Daniel Radcliff does NOT look like Harry Potter ", "My first thought: the face may look like Harry Potter, but the shirt looks like Nicodemus Archleone.", "[It's amazing!](https://i.imgur.com/QxNT4TC.gifv)", "Barry Trotter meets Harry Potter. ", "I honestly didn't know that. Yeah seems weird to leave that part out.", "I loved him in Hollywoo Stars And Celebrities", "Inbreeding. When a hug is not enough. ", "Publishers should just not make bloated pages in the first place rather than have two versions of each page. The bloated version and the AMP version. ", "Publishers should just not make bloated pages in the first place rather than have two versions of each page. The bloated version and the AMP version. ", "Publishers should just not make bloated pages in the first place rather than have two versions of each page. The bloated version and the AMP version. ", "The ironic tie shirt is just bón, where to get it.", "That disgusting fuck should wash his fucking hair", "I've always wondered, when did Daniel Radcliffe get the cosmetic surgery to get the scar removed?", "I have pretty much the exact same impression of him lol. I didn't really know him, but we had mutual friends and he seemed like a good dude. ", "I miss the old Kelly's. Stopped in last year on a drive through to check out the rebuild, just not the same.", "Nah, it's just that Harry Potter desires more power than he currently possesses. He's turning into the 2nd Voldy real fast...", "After he grew up that I couldn't remember what he is in the movie.", "On purpose.", "Thought that was Elijah Wood", "Someone get one of those snap chat face swaps", "Y knot", "Good luck getting through the magic school triathlon and winning the burning urn.", "Whatever you say XD", "Niceeeee", "Nerrrrrrrrds!", "Sure, if he had an extra chromosome.", "Agreed. I really liked it up until I didn't.", "Say no more lol", "I keep putting off Jungle, anyone have opinions if I should watch it or not?", "Says the one guy who was once told that he looks like Harry Potter and is trying vs the one guy he's trying not to look like Harry Potter. ", "I have been enjoying his movies for the past years actually", "You see Dan was just playing Harry Potter in the movies. Him here he's just his normal self. If he was paid another couple million them hed look his true dorky Potter self and five you a run for his money.", "You clever girl...", "It's funny", "That shirt tho.", "they both look like Harry Pottheads", "I figured out where it broke and where it was supposed to continue. Then, I added a comment down the chain where it broke with the correct link", "That’s Jerry Potter", "Haha nah, but me and my dad are actually both 6’3” that’s hilarious. But Daniel Radcliffe is easily 5’5” at best, Kit Harrington is probably 5’8” I think you gotta subtract a couple inches when looking up heights on google. They go by with what the actor claims their height is, not an actual height usually. ", "https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/7pxq1e/my_grandpa_painted_this_to_me_for_my_birthday/dt3bwu1/", "I think they'll try but they'll have to get the original comment holders to respond", "Oh goddamnit.\n\nThis isn’t over, /u/pmdevita! I’ll find the end one of these days.", "He looks a lot like the Harry Potter from the book covers", "Ed Sheeran with an ICE VAN", "also remind me a bit of an [young](https://deadorkicking.com/wp-content/uploads/featured-img/r/richard-kind.jpg)", "Boom Roasted", "I legitimately don’t know which is the real harry ", "I thought Peter Griffin had lost some weight.", "That’s what happens after you Huffhermuff.", "God damn I hate these faces. Tuck those mugs in. ", "[You just jelly..](https://i.imgur.com/KZ9WbOE.gifv)", "[Also..](https://i.imgur.com/LufZw4F.gif) Don't ask why I still have these gifs in my repository. ", "Oh no, here we [go again..](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2byyca/reddit_helps_me_focus_on_the_important_things/cjb2z41?context=8).", "The name is pronounced plenty of different ways even in the universe. There are characters with Scottish accents, Irish accents, and so on.\n\n> You also still haven't addressed my point that a reduced vowel is closer to a full vowel than it is to inexistence.\n\nNo, you’re just continuing to ignore the obvious reality that, in many pronunciations of the word, the reduced vowel is, in fact, basically nonexistent. I imagine you’re refusing said acknowledgement because it would end the discussion and you want to have the last word. ", "is that a noose hanging on his tee?", "Yer a bogman, Terry", "Yer a bogman, Terry", "Yer a bogman, Terry", "Yer a bogman, Terry", "Grant is that u?", "I... I think it is!", "I... I think it is!", "I... I think it is!", "I... I think it is!", "I am in the IB. It is terrible right now lol. And I will probably miss it", "If he weren't wearing HP glasses, he would not look so much like him.", "To be honest, neither of them looks like the Harry from the books. That one was lanky, had wild, tousled hair and remarkably green eyes.", "Harry Potter and the hobbit!", "He looks like a polish guru who replicated the Ellen show in hopes for Ellen to invite hum to the Ellen show", "Isnt it the SDT house now?", "I call them the good ol days ", "You've gotta be careful, Boulderwart is back!", "Scary Potter. ", "Still can't watch Harry Potter and not think of her in that awful episode of Doctor Who where it's implied the episode's protagonist does oral with a slab of sidewalk.", "Here's an idea: Lots of people, including me, have never seen this before.", "I'm sorry, what? Please elaborate on that last part.", "No, you're a hairy wizard", "I would have never believed this movie actually existed if I hadn’t watched it with my own eyes...", "LOL\n\nOkay the episode was one of those that focused on other people than The Doctor and The Companion (like Blink) with them just playing small parts throughout and at the end to save the day. The big monster in the episode is one that can absorb other people by touch. So Elton's (the main protagonist) friends all get absorbed, and the last person to get absorbed is his love interest. When the Doctor comes to save the day and defeat the monster, the monster ends up melting into the sidewalk. The Doctor then does some Sonic Screwdriver Magic to save the last person to be absorbed into the monster, which happens to be the love interest, played by Shirley Henderson (Moaning Myrtle). And here is the epilogue that someone kindly put on YouTube:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ipd7soyqGI", "I see Moaning Myrtle’s brother ", "Hey, I didn't know John Oliver had a grown up son!", "y knot?", "Edited 12 hours ago..", "Long tongue or shallow mouth with small head?\n\nPerspective !", "In the switcharoo subreddit, someone posted a switcharoo that was not only a duplicate, but also incorrectly linked. I originally made the same mistake as the commenter in that thread. I fixed it after I realized what was going on", "That was a great show. He portrayed addiction extremely well, I thought. Man, that show got heavy. ", "This is really old", "It’s especially weird for my generation. I grew up with Harry Potter, both in book and film format. Seeing him naked is like seeing your brother naked. ", "I loved it, it didn't insist upon itself.", "He went to my school at Geneseo. Kid fucked....", "This photo should be called \"Two English Wimps.\"", "I assume that’s how they do it, but I’m not really sure. I just know they try to keep the chain unbroken.", "Dude looks like the lovechild of harry and dudley", "Haha Jesus Christ! Was that Dr Who or black mirror?!", "That works too", "I'm still standing with my point that when referring to a Harry Potter character it makes the most sense to use the pronunciation expressly written in the books and used in the movies. And I'm refusing acknowledgement on you second point because it's incorrect and you're trying to make the reduced vowel out to be essentially ignored when it, in fact, is not, in nearly every English accent. I'm not trying to get the last word in, you're just wrong and unwilling to admit it. You're even backpedaling, first you claimed that the reduced vowel is essentially ignored, and now you're claiming it's essentially ignored in many dialects. Nobody pronounces Hermione like that, and your backpedaling proves the argument you started with was weak, and I would argue that the one you've shifted to isn't much better.", "> in nearly every English accent\n\nCool, the vast majority of people on Reddit, myself included, do not have an English accent.", "I made it 19 clicks before this ended. ", "Past r/globaloffensive?", "how was the sex?", "Because I find it entertaining", "If it makes you feel better, pretty much all Dr. Who fans hate that episode.", "Well it's in possible to speak a language without an accent, so do you only type it?", "I have an American accent you dipshit. ", "And I was referring to English the language, not the country it originated from. Are you seriously so butthurt that you're down voting all my comments? That's honestly kind of funny.", "The deepest since people found out the CIA was involved in the banana trade", "Its an old picture, but it's still funny, lol\n", "> I was referring to English the language, not the country it originated from\n\nThen your statement was just factually incorrect. Won't make the mistake of giving you the benefit of the doubt next time.", "Oh no, I'm scared!", "Seems irrational.", "Magical.", "Well I'm lgad you enjoy your programming ; )", "I don't think it's beetlejuicing when you specifically tag the user.", "Ah, I think you may be right.", "That T-shirt is fucking intense ", "Bad news for the sludgebloods", "Not at all, your threat to not give me the benefit of the doubt and repeated down voting of all my comments is reason enough to be scared.", "It wasn't a threat.", "It was a promise, and the down votes prove it!", "That shirt tho", "It was neither a threat nor a promise. It was a predictive statement.", "Haha you're almost as smart as you think you are.", "Swiss Army Man is not a bad movie, it's just silly and it knows it.", "Oh, at least a half dozen more,", "Jungle was pretty good.", "It’s Ella, or should I say...Ela", "If you like bad movies, then yes, it is worth watching. It is kinda aware of how bad it is, but still managed to keeps it funny unlike other movies (I'm looking at you birdemic: 2).", "Geez, now there’s two of them?", "Lack of tail on the green rope is what I'm referring to. ", "I thought it was dumb, but the soundtrack was great. I recognized Right Away, Great Captain!/Andy Hull pretty quickly and mostly kept watching because of the music. ", "also remind me a bit of an [young](https://deadorkicking.com/wp-content/uploads/featured-img/r/richard-kind.jpg)", "Haha, I know this kid from the NYC improv community. His name is Philip and he's worked as a producer on several Broadway shows. Every now and then this photo pops up again!", "Hello from the future!", "He looks more like Dudley", "Oh my...", "Birdemic 2 sucked, holy shit. I saw like 30 mins before turning off. The first one almost killed me from laughter. I wish I could find something like it or The Room.", "I actually finished birdemic 2, and I can tell you with confidence, it doesn't get better after thirty minutes. There aren't many masterpieces out there like birdemic or the room.", "I'm almost thinking of watching Ben & Arthur. It's a gay movie, and it apparently sucks really badly. There's also the Neil Breen guy. I need to watch Fateful Findings soon lol.\n\n\nSome of these African movies on YouTube are funny for a while because they're low budget but the plot usually makes no sense and I don't speak the languages so I don't understand what they're saying :(\n\nI've never seen Troll 2 but I might. It looks boring though :/", "Yeah, I actually haven't heard of those movies (aside from troll 2), but a word of warning. Never watch after last season. That movie is the worst visual experience I have ever had In my life.", "Hi", "Sounds good! I have to find it LOL.", "Radjah Woodcliff, yo", "That shirt tho...", "Hello!!!", "Harry had stubble in the 7th, so no, it's not \"un-Potterish\".", "dang", "The saga continues", "what is SDT? ", "sorority " ]	1,146	pics	When you look more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter
https://i.redd.it/5bdgbiy74pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9mxg/wolf_eel_caught_in_japanese_seas/	[ "Put it back. The wolf eel is there to solve oceanic problems.", "LoL they’re both making the same face.", "The moment his back went out. ", "The face of \"it's just toooo big!\"", "The look on the eel’s face shows that it knows the unspeakable things awaiting it ashore. ", "Looks scary but just picture the 6000 pieces of sushi that was undoubtedly created with this thing", "I’m still trying to figure out if it’s scared speechless or screaming for it’s life.", "NOOOOOOO!!!", "What a fugly creature", "I fed a Wolf Eel hotdogs while diving one time off the coast of BC. Their faces are so scary looking. Really cool creatures though.\n\nI remember on the swim back to the boat being down at about 60 feet. Suddenly I had this weird feeling and turned around and saw this Mud Shark (not the urban dictionary Mud Shark) following me cuz of the hotdogs I still had. It was only about 4 feet long, but still freaky when you have a bad feeling and turn around to see a shark.", "he tried to save the fish from drowning with CPR but failed now look at his anguish.", "The look on his face makes me think hes in a 90s kung fu movie and Jackie Chan just threw that eel at him", "It eats tsunami's?", "That's a behind the scenes pic of Drunken Master III which takes place on the islands of South China Sea.", "M-masaka...", "A white woman that dates black men, usually because of low self-esteem.\n\nAfter being beaten up and turned-out again by Rufus, Cindy realized there is a down side to being a mudshark.\n\n", "Does this look a bit like forced perspective to anybody? By this, i mean is the fisherman holding the fish towards the camera so it looks bigger (closer) relative to his body (farther). The only evidence I have is that his arms are obscured, which would be a telling sign, but his fingers look really big holding up the eel", "My gf's asking if we can eat it?", "Not sure why you got downvotes. That’s the urban dictionary definition of a mud shark...", "Is the eel actively electrocuting the man holding it?", "Seriously. We were saved a search by this redditor.", "No haha. Just super heavy ", "I’m sure, personally I don’t like eel... ", "They do get really big though, I wouldn’t want to try to hold one. ", "That’s mean. " ]	26	pics	Wolf eel caught in Japanese seas.
https://i.redd.it/eh7x8r0b4pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9n1y/mash/	[ "Oh was Klinger an heir to a kingdom? No? Then he's not a princess.", "Never thought about that, but yeah. Although are we making the assumption that Klinger is transgender. ", "Hmm, I would presume transvetites can be referred to as \"Princess\" as well. No need for gender change.", "Any female character in a franchise owned by Disney is for some reason a princess ", "What’s up with the kerning on this font? Especially the K in the bottom. ", "/u/tomashavlin, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/tomashavlin&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9n1y/mash/?context=10\\))", "But all the Disney Princesses either were actual princesses in some form or married a prince. No one seems to consider Alice (Alice in Wonderland) as a Disney Princess, nor Lilo (Lilo & Stitch) because they were entirely unconnected to royalty.\n\nThis post is just piggybacking off the posts that went \"Haha, Disney owns Star Wars so Leia is a Disney Princess now!\". But those actually made sense because Leia WAS a princess.\n\nThis is just low effort nonsense.", "Crossdressers are still men and identify as such. I feel that is an important distinction to make.", "We are now debating on whether every female Disney character is a princess. " ]	9	pics	MAS*H
https://i.redd.it/fg809rpq4pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9nr7/my_dude_she_cant_actually_be_serious_this_is_so/	[ "When the rearview mirror is exclusively for adjusting your pussy hat and rehearsing your triggered face", "When the bumper stickers are structural.", "The “support our pants” ribbon belt is pretty good though. A car magnet will hold up your pants as much as any other ridiculous ribbon will help it’s supposed cause. Fitting! Unlike the pants. ", "I love how I'm getting lots of downvotes and upvotes. I'm literally watching the feed go from -2 to 2 back and forth." ]	4	pics	My dude, she can't actually be serious. This is so stereotypical it could be satire.
https://i.redd.it/jfxhz9sw4pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9o2w/arnold_schwarzeneggers_son_with_sylvester/	[ "That Patrick Schwarzenegger is a cutie patootie.", "Who'da thought a mangled baked potato would have such attractive kids...", "Pilates time!" ]	3	pics	Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son with Sylvester Stallone’s daughters
https://i.redd.it/klu8u08z4pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9o3v/saw_this_meat_mask_in_the_backseat_of_a_car_i_was/	[ "Should’ve checked the trunk for a possible kidnap victim. ", "Run", "What if the other side is a face" ]	3	pics	Saw this meat mask in the backseat of a car I was parked next to
https://i.redd.it/3hf5eerh5pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9ouz/great_white_sharks_are_amazing_beasts/	[ "Point of view is everything.", "Obviously I wouldn't be saying they are fantastic if one was speeding towards me!", "Always wanted to go cage diving with sharks around. After seeing this image, I’m not really sure" ]	3	pics	Great White Sharks are amazing beasts!
https://i.redd.it/zhxe90u57pb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/	[ "Minnie Mouse wasn't wrong ", "But she was a bit of a trollop.", "The coat is gorgeous. ", "Beware of the Big Bad Wolf...", "Your friend might want to stay away from the woods, especially with picnic baskets.", "Aaaawoooooo! Who do I see walk'n in these woods?", "She was right. That coat needs snow to make the snow look better.", "As opposed to a coat that needs to be worn on the beach ", "She was right.", "I can't find the \"Please keep off the grass\" signs.", "Aside from the stockings and shoes, I like to imagine that she's wearing nothing else but that coat.", "damn thing would never drop my gun", "I love it! That is most certainly a snow coat.", "I think I've been playing Destiny 2 too much. I immediately thought she was a warlock and wondered why she wasn't floating and holding balls of lightning in her hands.\n\nedit Downvote? Really?", "Reminds me of RWBY", "Once in a lifetime shot! How did you get the snow to show up so clearly?", "Needs more snow", "none of this actually happened and the chick must be a butter face. ", "Thanks! Manual focus on her dress (the snow was confusing the autofocus) + a fast shutter speed (to stop the snow in the sky)!", "Well it IS a really pretty coat.", "All she needs is a scythe that doubles as a sniper rifle", "I have one vaguely similar that I call my skating coat. It looks so pretty when you turn. Recently I discovered the drag of it is actually making it harder to skate, but I think it's a fair trade off. ", "Which college is this?\n", "Newnham!", "Cambridge. It's in the title. ", "obv the situation. youre a logical person", "It seems like editing a post ~20 minutes after posting, complaining about downvotes is a good way to get more downvotes. Take your lickings and keep try again in a different thread. ", "Missing a Bread Basket and Hoppity Hop..", "Not-so-little Red Riding Hood.", "What kind of camera are you shooting on? Settings? ", "Hnnnnng need a link on where to get that coat", "She was not wrong - gorgeous coat that needs to be seen in the snow! ", "Fujifilm X-T20, 50-230mm (at 75mm), f5, 1/250, ISO 800.", "She was not wrong. ", "Thanks! Do you edit your photos are is this the original? ", "Is it possible to get a link for were this coat can be purchased? I think my wife would LOVE it.", "I increased the contrast (to bring out the snow and black trim on the dress a bit more), and adjusted the warmth to make it a tiny bit colder, but nothing drastic!", "Where is the coat from? It's beautiful 😍", "I'll ask my friend, will let you know!", "Wow!", "I'll find out from my friend and let you know! <3", "Thank you! The photo is beautiful also, a great shot! 😊", "Please let me know as well! It's just beautiful!", "Wrong sub ", "This pic is super cute! Well done!", "The coat is from Hellbunny! You'll find it online 😊", "Bad Wolf!", "Tell her to watch out for wolves", "Of course! She says the coat is from Hellbunny – it's online! 😊", "She says she got the coat from Hellbunny – it's called the Elvira! 😊", "Thank you! 😍", "Pic-a-nic you say?", "That is a FABULOUS coat. Kudos.", "[yes, beware](https://youtu.be/aS-sDm9-H9w)", "\"Cambridge College\"?\n\nYeah that well known elite academic institution.", "Damn it looks like a writing prompt. ", "RemindMe! in 48 hours", "r/rwby is leaking", "Thank you so much!", "[Why?!](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrippingUnnaturalDog-size_restricted.gif)", "The university is Cambridge; however, there are over thirty colleges within it. ", "How the fuck did I forget this existed?", "The University of Cambridge. \n\nIn England. \n\nCambridge, specifically. \n\nOne of the oldest universities in the world. \n\nIsaac Newton's Alma Mater? And Stephen Hawking's place of work? \n\nYou know: smart people go there. ", "It's just a misunderstanding. College and university are interchangeable in American English. That's not the case in England. For example, Cambridge and Oxford are universities made up of many different colleges.", "Yeah, only the English and Canadians seem to be aware of how English actually works. ", "You make a good team.", "Looks like a movie poster mashup of Beauty and the Beast and Little Red Riding Hood", "Where did she get the coat? Or find one somewhere similar it's really cute!", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFz1uIinQ6E", "Amazon says only one left and it's an XS 😔", "Cambridge University has 31 colleges, but is itself a university and is not a college.", "One of the few colleges I never ate at. How's the food?", "She got it from Hellbunny, it's called the Elvira!", "My man! ", "Your friend knows what's up. ", "She was way right.", "Hellbunny should pay you for this shot. It'll sell the coat much better than anything on their site!", "Look at the actual Hell Bunny website. Looks like they have it in all sizes. ", "How did I not know it existed? How do I forget it existed? How did I watch the entire thing? .... Where can I pick up the song without seeing the video again?", "I have those same rose-embroidered Docs! I love those boots, best impulse buy ever. This shot looks amazing!", "Vol. 6 outfit?", "Wow this is a way better model picture than the ones on the site haha", "There's a point where it tips there's a point where it breaks there's a point where it bends and a point we just can't take. Anymore!", "Amazing pic... I’d suggest photoshopping out the laces on her right boot. I found them a bit too distracting.", "This feels like a pic from the backstory of a villain. From when they were young and idealistic, but there were hints of darker sides to them that eventually take over as their idealism gets ruthlessly crushed. \n\n'Welcome to this nice looking place where you are going to be relentlessly bullied and never accepted', before they eventually destroy their bullies years later.", "I read that wrong. I now really want a double barrel crescent rose.", "They seriously missed the chance to call it r/wby\n\nI'm sad.", "Your friend was right", "He should try to sell his photo to them. Would be a big improvement.", "My friend says it's called the Elvira, she got it [online from Hellbunny](http://hellbunny.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=Elvira)! 😊\n", "She was right. Looks good.", "It helps that she's obviously spinning a bit to accentuate the bottom. Clothing catalogs generally stick to still model shots pretty rigidly. ", "You're everything a big bad wolf could want!", "As is the pic.", ">During a dusting of snow\n\nscythe-gun intensifies", "http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-elvira-coat.html", "Isn't that basically what Qrow uses?", "Are you two just friends or?", "The reddit \"embrace of death\" strikes again.\n", "Excellent picture. Your friend was not wrong. Tell her she looks adorable, and could stop traffic.", "The ol' Reddit hug.", "USA or England", "El huggo del muerte", "This is basically what I came here to say.", "damnit man! You're 5 years too late!", "England!", "Wow beautiful she was so right. ", "I never noticed that has two barrels, I always thought it was one... ", "How tall is your friend? Just wondering if the coat would fit me (I'm short).", "Trollocs, here? Burn me, I hope there isn't a Fade", "man... cloudflare is free these days... get some cache, yo.", "Wow I've got the theme tune stuck in my head and I only saw that after I read this comment", "Gorgeous photo! Very Ruby Red. ", "Aaaaaaand I've ordered that coat. Thanks photographer and friend!", "She's maybe 165-170cm? I'll check tomorrow though, and report back!", "I will never not upvote Galaxy Quest. Also known as the best movie ever made", "That's...not true. A university and a college are two different things here. ", "I neeeed it!", "/r/thathappened ", "I need this in freedom units. 5'4\"-5'6\"", "Wow, pretty unusual to nuke a retailer's website rather than some guy's hobby page. They need to get their shit together.", "thank you!", "Thank you!", "https://i.imgur.com/bBqXm25.png", "Aaaand the site has crashed. \n\nGood job everyone! ", "That exists and is private. Interesting.", "I don’t know what’s wrong with you people, but this is not Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood is a fictional character from a dumb story. You need to get out of your fantasy lands and back into the real world. It’s no wonder liberals have such a difficult time transitioning from the comfort of their spoiled lifestyles and fantastical views of the world into the real world. Never hear such complaints from conservatives who have some exposure to the real world.\n\nEdit: downvoting me won’t help you solve your inherent problems. As usual, by suppressing my words, you’re trying to suppress your own flaws, thus further digging deeper into your fantasy world where everything you do or know is right.\n\nEEddiitt: to those questioning whether I’m real or not - yes I am. I come from an older generation and I have seen the mistakes that they’ve made and the ones you’re repeating now, ones which we have tried, in vain, to warn you about. It’s frightening to see how little you care. I say this, not out of malice, but because I want to see the younger generation thrive.", "I read that wrong. I now really want a double barrel crescent role.", "Meh, 0/7", "Wat", "I will be ordering this but it appears that we (reddit) has hugged Hellbunny.com to hard for the moment.\n\nWebsite Name:\nhellbunny.comURL Checked:\nno responseResponse Time:\nmore than a weekDown For:\nDOWN\nHellbunny.com is DOWN for everyone.\nIt is not just you. The server is not responding..", "There's a snake in her boot!", "They also sell on Amazon. Though I can’t seem to find this particular jacket. ", "Holy hell this is an AMAZING shot. OP you have an eye for making wonderful compositions and shooting. ", "Lazy response. If you want to have a discussion, give an appropriate response. Of course, this generation is simply too lazy to think. How’s that McHeartattack Burger taste?", "I sincerely hope this is satire", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpfb4bhvLM0\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XFkamSOe2A\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDbfWT-hSG8", "There's a very wide gap between having an etsy store and being successful enough that you can afford hosting that can survive the reddit hug.", "She wasn’t wrong. ", "Are you blind? Here, let me help you:\n\nI don’t know what’s wrong with you people, but this is not Red Riding Hood. Red Riding Hood is a fictional character from a dumb story. You need to get out of your fantasy lands and back into the real world. It’s no wonder liberals have such a difficult time transitioning from the comfort of their spoiled lifestyles and fantastical views of the world into the real world. Never hear such complaints from conservatives who have some exposure to the real world.", "Show us on the doll where whatever the fuck you are talking about hurt you!?", "But obviously not figurative language.\n\nEnjoy being a miserable SOB until you figure out how to focus your energy. \n", "Bruh what?? Lmao u wild ", "You are truly an idiot and everyone on Reddit is dumber because of you.", "sigh* unzips", "Account is 4 days old, currently around 8.5k karma, and lately you've been frantically trying to drop as much as you can.\n\nCare to explain what's going on here?\n\nEdit: \"You\" have made a post nine times an hour since yesterday. Fucking bots.", "i wish i could wear it, as a guy... not many good coat options for us men", "Oh, it's just some stupid troll. Not even a good one. Just ignore him. ", "Yes there are exceptions, but if you look at a catalog for women's clothing, it is rare to see shots taken spinning in dresses or moving in other ways unless it is very subtle. ", "She was right!", "I don’t know why everyone is hating on you. I thought this was really funny, and I’m a liberal. ", "I seriously can't tell if you're a real person with these views of the world or not.", "OP constantly replying with a link to the manufacturer's website. /r/hailcorporate", "[Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs)\n\nCome home, I'm so cold\n\nLet me in your window\n\nHeathcliff, it's me, Cathy", "i dont even want a girl's coat i dont know why i want to look at it on their website. I need help", "This is honestly the laziest troll account I've ever seen.", "Which college is this?", "+1 for \"El huggo\"", "Red Riding Hood", "also not riding", "not enough snow for that conversation and then the fact that she went to get it and put it on and make it look just right for the picture to have transpired....", "If you really want to sell it, you need to write \"Spez:\" not \"Edit:\" Guaranteed winner. ", "Any mechanism for getting a human to wipe this kind of shit off the platform?", "You seem to be a very sad person.\n\nThe leap you made from a nice photo to political commentary indicates a level of desperation for attention. \n\nWhat's wrong? Didn't get enough hugs as a kid?", "Needs more snow.", "I’m trying to reach out to the younger generation to spare them from the misery that us older folks had to experience because we didn’t follow the advice given to us when we were young.\n\nAnd you’re a fool to think that only an Internet bot can make 9 comments per hour (also, I haven’t commented for 18 hours - get glasses if you can’t see). I’m an older man and not a very fast typist, but it doesn’t take me hours to type one comment. How slow do you type?", "Newnham 😊", "That is simply a beautiful photo!", "https://imgur.com/gallery/PRq9g", "There’s a photo of one on eBay that doesn’t look nearly as nice as the pro shots. The fur in particular is a bit...fake looking. Just something worth checking out if any others are considering the purchase. ", "For anyone not able to load the site, its $187.99 and comes in red or green. Here is the model https://imgur.com/a/uBdI8", "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.\n\n\nSee, I can be lazy too.", "Even bad wolves can be good", "Agree", "I had to check which subreddit this was. I honestly thought I was on /r/movies and this was a snapshot for a Little Red Riding Hood live action movie.", "Link? I searched amazon and got no results :(\n\nI may be able to fit in an XS", "This is an amazing picture, thank you.", "Very true. Looking at the website, seems like a small operation (which makes a really good looking coat).", "Can promise it happened! I was taking photos of the building in the background, she saw me since her room is just above where I was taking photos from. You can just about see the purple sports leggings she was wearing under the coat, as she was getting ready for frisbee before she rushed downstairs to me. Of course, it was a happy coincidence I had the camera lined up etc.! But no way a photoshoot type thing, she just wanted a spontaneous new Facebook photo haha", "Oh she can go riding if she wants", "Aaaaaand we hugged it to death ", "r/oopsdidntmeanto", "Awww thanks so much!", "Your friend was so, so right.", "Yeah, double barreled shotgun.", "This stinks of social media based marketing ", "Are you there for the cure?", "“Stfu tbh fam kys lol”\n\nDefinitely something an older man would say. And to speak the way you do to look ‘out’ for the millennial you’re bashing...\n\nYou’re softer than ten-ply toilet tissue bud.", "You're so picky.", "It's a riding Hood. She isn't riding Hood.", "yeah but where'd she get the coat? I only see the link in this thread 4 times, I require 5 links before i can plainly see it.", "I rarely think things are /r/hailcorporate but it really does seem like it might be", "What a big heart I have... ", "r/nothingeverhappens", "Your friend was right and the photo is gorgeous.", "This post is an advertisement ", "I'm getting a Rogue/X-Mansion vibe off of this.", "That's like something Evita would wear. Amazing!", "As far as I know, the whole institution being a “university” made up of a number of “colleges” or “schools” is exactly how it works in the US.", "Well, she's right. ", "Can honestly promise it's not! Just a photo of my friend who wanted a new facebook cover photo who happened to see me taking photos outside in the snow. I didn't even know where her coat was from before posting it here!", "Still down. We did it Reddit!", "Amazing photo. Well done.", "I agree, actually. But she was spinning during this! Though I think that's quite hard to tell, and it adds a nice bit of subtle fluidity to the photo :) ", "I thought he might be referring to Cambridge, Massachusetts...that city with the best university on the planet", "Can honestly promise it's not! Just a photo of my friend who happened to see me taking photos outside in the snow and wanted a new facebook photo. I didn't even know where her coat was from before posting the pic here!", "Riding Hoods aren't the same thing as hooded jackets.", "Riding hoods pretty much implicates riding Hoods. ", "She was totally right", "Amazing jacket and amazing photo \n\nAwesome!", "They are there, peacoats and such. It's just that in general trench coats and longer coats have a very murdery/edgy vibe or are too fancy for everyday wear. I wish wearing cloaks was in fashion because that'd be sick.", "report as spam", "Dude, I wasn't trying to be pedantic or an ass. Maybe I misunderstood your comment, or you misunderstood mine, you said college and university are interchangeable, and I was just trying to point out that they are two distinct things at least in all the vocabulary I have ever experienced. I wouldn't call a university a college or a college a university, they're different. Didn't mean to offend though.", "Which Cambridge?", "This is shit trolling.", "I clicked to see how much that beauty cost. I got nothing in return.\n", "You can feel good about Hood.", "Great symmetry and framing. Nice. ", "Bet she's hot. ", "Ehhhhhhhh", ":( I know I'm going to sound overly defensive, but can honestly promise it's not! It's just a photo of my friend who happened to see me taking photos outside in the snow and wanted a new facebook photo. I didn't even know where her coat was from before posting the pic here!", "That is an amazing shot! ", "I would have assumed it was the Pearl from Collectif.", "UK! Newnham College to be specific.", "[Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs -Little Red Riding Hood](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY)", "Looks like a bit of detail in the reds may have been lost from the contrast bump (?). Did you crank up the red saturation as well?", "Username appropriate. ", "\"That's not snow, its just a dusting.\"", "Can we make this happen please? I'll do the sewing if you can convince people it's cool.", "We need a Colossal Titan photoshopped for effect.", "Imperial? I'll awaken the mathematicians and force them to drink. ", "Still down! Holy shit their poor IT department.", "\"What big eyes you have!\"", "It's not like you focused and zoomed on the tag, some people are just stupidly sceptical to the point where they believe nothing.\n\nThen some people ask where your friend got the coat, and people chastise you for answering them honestly. It's weird.\n\nAnyways, great photo, ignore the pillocks, and it's quarter to 4 in the morning, get some sleep.", "Smashing. ", "The coat is pretty enough.", "[Red like roses fills my dreams and brings me to the place you rest](https://i.imgur.com/AUTtnwX.gifv)", "Is that gci?", "I tried not to touch the saturation too much and just let the contrast do its thing. Here's a [GIF to compare the original vs this version](https://imgur.com/a/FIE7g). ", "They should swap to OPs pic. Unless OP is hellbunny", "You need bread. More specifically you knead water and flour to make bread.\nThat is all.", "It is a riding cloak with a hood.", "You owe your friend dinner for a fantastic photograph.", "Haha thanks this is the comment I needed. What a surreal night. Goodnight!", "Happy cake day!", "She was not wrong. That is astetic as hell.", "Oh I love the original! A lot of detail was lost in the post-processing. The coat naturally pops on its own.", "Their pic might be because the only size left is 3xl", "Hope this isn't a really strong advertising campaign. It would frighten me. ", "Oh Reddit, so jaded", "Which side of the pond is this Cambridge?", "[Ruby... is that you?](https://youtu.be/pYW2GmHB5xs)", "... and your username just happens to start with the same initials??? Conspiracy!", "it isn't a riding cloak. its a jacket. these are two distinctly different garments.", "What if there's a whole world behind the photographer?\n\nOr maybe he/she wasn't standing in this exact spot when she saw him? He could have been closer to the building or in a nearby neighborhood.", "Sounds like a Mel Brooks joke", "Little Red. ", "[My Heart's on fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w)", "Hellbunny has a cult following anyway. ", "That’s such a pretty picture!", "The regular sub probably snatched it up to prevent a competitor from rising", "It's still hugged :(", "She looks fabulous", "I hope you asked her in for some \"hot chocolate\".", "I don't know about all that, but Hellbunny (TM) probably has the answers on the website where they sell this coat (did I mention it is from hellbunny.com?)", "I wanna know if OP has white hair. Or if the friend does to afford such a coat lol.", "I imagine her as adorable and quite pleasant to be around. ", "You could get away with it in L.A.", "[My heart's on fire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9pIZh1jr-w)", "That coat does indeed need to be worn in the snow", "She was right. ", "Is your friend Cruella DeVille.", "wtf happened to her face?!", "And now it’s time for the Whovians to come out and play!", "Excellent!", "It looks like a cover of a great book. She looks ready for an adventure.", "I did photography in HS and you are not using the rule of thirds. B+", "She was correct. That coat is awesome!", "No it doesn't. You're just paranoid and on reddit. ", "Still down! ", "she not real", "I'll take her on a date just for her taste in coats", "Don’t try to reason with cunts on this it just won’t work ", "That is one beautiful coat", "I almost never buy the text included with these pictures. It is a nice picture though.", "r/nothingeverthathappens", "That looks amazing!", "This coat is life 😍", "cambridge respresenting the evil that lies within those walls of pretty brick and mortar.", "Looks very expensive", "Ruby Rose", "What kind of camera?", "Sounds like a Mel Gibson joke", "\nYes ma'am, girl work that coat!", "Schindler's List...", "But doesn’t it snow, like, all the time there?", "Where was this taken if you don't mind me asking? I go to a School with a building very similar. Just want to know if the architect is the same person. DM me if you're worried about privacy", "I’m sure they did.", "Gives me a RWBY kind of feel to it.", "5'5\" - 5'7\"\n", "Meh. ", "thank you mister minor", "You can often find brand new Hellbunny on ebay.", "> force them to drink.\n\nForce will not be necessary.", "Hey! Fellow X-T20 user! I've got the 23mm F2. Love your shot. Was this a JPEG or edited RAW? ", "Thank you, Mr. Miner", "L o l", "Your friend was right it did need the snow", "They included Jaune's sword in there. That's false advertising.", "Don't forget the dice!", "Just then, a big bad wolf did come out of the forest....", "Yeah ur a cunt.", "1) launch viral social media marketing stunt\n\n2) remember you forgot to increase your website bandwidth allowance\n\n3) cry", "HailCoatCompany!", "thank you mistor miner", "Bruh, a bud of mine and I made very nice cloaks ourselves and I swear it's starting to become a thing this year. We've ran into other dudes who've done the same. Just do it! ", "Thank you, Mr. Minor.", ">near-200$ price.\n\nfuck.", "Exactly what I was going to say ", "Reddit killed that link", "Beautiful!", "Getting RWBY vibes from this. All that missing is a scythe and some monsters in the background.", "That is such a beautiful shot! ", "Im glad your friend yelled out the window!", "That would be very strange. For an older man to be using the same slang as the millennials that he despises so much, and browsing reddit for several hours at a time. Or specifically targeting the most popular subreddits, based on recent account activity. Or mentioning the same narrow field of \"content\" in pretty much all recent comments, regardless of relevance.\n\nYou're either an impressive robot or a mediocre human.", "I'm not even going to pretend to care about the semantics. It's a beautiful coat.", "Riding-Hood and the backdoor bears. ", "and then stujid went like \"i don't care narcissism lol\"", "That's a fantastic image. Hat's off to you and your friend!", "That coat is a major red flag for a difficult person...", "You beat me to it!", "Trees not bad either.", "Pretty... A little too pretty.", "Can we see a picture of her? She seems so beautiful", "The thing about photography rules, is that as long as you know and understand the them, you can break them and have some pretty tasteful pictures. ", "Attendance there doesn't require vast amounts of money.", "Hell yeah.", "Dude! Do you do this for a living?", "/r/2d2", "Yeah id love to know?!?", "You two teamed up for a great photo", "Mine her, I hardly know her!", "I'm a guy and I wanna fucking wear that.", "I need this coat.", "okay but it's a really nice coat this time, not another ad for taco bell", "Where do you go when the lights go out ", "she was right.", "The coat is listed as burgundy, and all the [retailers pictures](https://static.topvintage.net/shop-product/73004-Bunny-Elvira-Red-Faux-Fur-Wintercoat-152-20-16728-2-full.jpg) show it as such. The saturation on this is blown out. Hell, the grass looks lime green in the middle of January! This stuff shows up all the time in /r/earthporn. Just cranking all the colors to the max doesn't make a good photo, but it sure does catch people's attention juuust long enough to get upvoted to the frontpage. \n\nSomewhere down the thread OP has a gif that shows the \"before\" shot, but nothing changes but the perspective, even though they admit to retouching the photos. And why did they have a gif ready anyway? There's no way this isn't viral marketing. And they link to the retailer's website, rather than just telling the name, or at least linking to the product itself. Almost as if they're pushing the store in general and hoping for a broader increase in sales...", "That’s a great coat!", "I thought i recognized it! I can see my old room, if I'm not mixing up the building. This was such a nice surprise on the front page today. :) ", "I concur.", "Yes, yes you are \ntries to reach around for the power switch", "Didn't realize op was friends with jason todd. ", "Someone repost the linkkkkk", "I guess I forgot the /s\n\nI have a bad habit of assuming the internet knows about sarcasm", "iPhone could do that with a app allowing manual shutter speeds.", "is it though...?", "Is that a Doctor Who reference?!", "She was correct. Beautiful coat, gorgeous picture. ♥️❄️🌨", "Oh so you're in on it too, huh?", "The full body shot as well as still having bokeh from that distance makes me think it’s a full frame camera with something like a 50mm f1.4 or 1.8. ", "[Red Hot Riding Hood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Hot_Riding_Hood)", "a Mom Post on the front page", "Lmao ok bud ", "Definitely the type of coat I would expect someone from Cambridge to have", "Cambridge snow girl\n\nedit: downvote why?", "I don't care if I can't see her face, she has good taste. Is she single? I'm recently divorced. I like long walks on the beach and I love my mom. Please relay this message. I must have her", "That’s a nice coat. ", "Is that a RWBY reference!!!!!!??", "Brilliant! ", "That is not a fantastic picture", "I know what you're thinking. \"Cigar, big bushy eyebrows.....arhhh....what's his name\" ", "Fuck Tom Brady", "The infiltration is already complete ", "Women should wear more things like this. Sick of them looking like slovenly men.", "IT department? You mean the contractor from another country that they can't get ahold of any more, right?", "This looks like a liberating scene from the Handmaid's tale", "It's also a sword.", "Yea but not ones that really pop like that I don't think, at least for overcoats. I've seen some sweet suit jackets, smoking jackets, whatever with the solid color like grey with the black trim on the lapels. Red with black trim. Those be fire", "Nice 'hood, according to the background", "I feel like I would’ve been way less eloquent. Something like “omg stop! I just bought the most perfect shit for this. Be down in a min!” But your friend seems way classier.", "We did it over at r/owsdower...I wonder how many subreddits anticipated the r/ in their name as well?", "Came here solely for the RWBY comments :)", "I don't think so. If that's the case they would have prepared for the website's traffic instead of being hugged to death lol.", "She's not wrong", "That makes me not want to buy the coat but I'm a guy so what do I know. ", "Gives a Little Red Riding Hood vibe.", "Ok, Lindsey Stirling!", "What's the site?", "/r/titleogre \n\nthis shit is bordering on /r/OopsDidntMeanTo, because of how elaborate the premise on a good photo. Is this /r/earthporn? ", "/r/thathappened", "You have any more pictures of this event?", "/r/unexpectedRT", "Look at her fucking boots. What a setup.", "Wow. Beautiful ", "bruh get a camel colored overcoat. It can be worn with a suit or chinos and a sweater with boots/sneakers. 10/10 versatile. ", "Look at her fucking boots. What a setup.", "Yet", "I can hear the tin foil wrapped around you from here ", "I appreciate the link! I'm a guy but I can still save for a future gift!", "[Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdVVLbe1rfY)", "Maybe if you had a separate lens attachment for the shallow depth of field that you get with a full frame", "Without the girl who looks in mid-spin in a wonderfully vibrant red hooded coat, this photo would look not nearly as interesting. She looks like she just saw something amazing and thats what I love about this picture. Her pose has animation.", "I thought this post was in /r/roosterteeth and it was rwby related. ", "Where are those boots from? Asking for my girlfriend. ", "Or its a sub for something like Wasted Blowjob Yemen and they really wanna make sure only insiders know about it.", "Your friend sounds like a total catch and someone id fall for ", "Cheryl Blossom? ", "This photo is way cooler than the story attached.", "Maybe, maybe not. Someone I know owns a company that sells powered bookshelf speakers. They get posted semi-frequently in battlestations and pcmr as part of sexy computer builds and someone always asks: 'what are those speakers' or 'are those _____ speakers?' They have nothing to do with this, but their customer service people will often hit the threads to answer any questions or concerns that arise.", "I was waiting for you.", "OfWarren", "Truly she was.", "I was really noticing the boots too. Perfect with the coat.", "Or Canada :( no one thinks of us", "Oh my😍😍😍", "And with twinkle of her eye and a twitch of her nose she teleported to a magical kindgom.", "That's good to know! I don't really shop any more often than I have to so it never occurs to me to check ebay for anything. Good call!", "Wow. Why does it look like a stock photo from the 90s? ", "You have 1.1k karma. OP has 17k. You're a shill working for another coat company trying to slander their competition. ", "Woah this kitty has some claws ", "That's about two hound dogs and a corn husk.", "get a lands end pea coat and dont look back, warm as fuck and makes you feel official in a weird way, and for 300 bucks its not a bad deal", "I went hiking in rocky mountain National Park this summer and wore a rain cloak. It's actually a polish surplus army poncho, but it looked pretty cloak like. ", "i read this as Once in a lifetime thot!\n\nwhat kind of human being am i ", "Don't dignify this shit with a response. You have a well established profile of 5+ years clearly showing that you're just someone else on reddit. It takes like 10 seconds to check.\n\nThere was once a post in /r/eatsandwiches that included an out-of-focus, upside down, bag of Lay's chips in the background. It got posted to one of those \"anti-shill\" subs and a bunch of idiots like this harassed some 7-year-old account into deleting their profile. ", "The new season of RWBY looks great.", "Great shot!", "Looks like a movie poster", "Well she could probably ride the entire hood if she wanted, but it'd take a while and the cleanup would be tremendous.", "The context is subtlety sexy because it’s passion, color, and warmth. She was right and she is free of the burden of that which was meant to be. ", "Did you not read the title of the post before clicking the picture...?", "Lies.", "Where da hood, where da hood, where da hood at?\n\nHave that neighbor in the cut, where the wood at?\n\nOh, them neighbors actin up? Where the wolves at?\n\nYou better bust that if you gonna pull that.", "MUH BANDWIDTH!", "This is so FUCKING cute. AAAAAHHH", "Who can turn the world on with her smile? ", "\" snow \"", "She's right. It needs to be worn in the snow. Gorgeous picture. Can photoshop the background to anywhere in winter and it would still be beautiful. ", "turn that frown upside down...", "The better to love you with!", "Well, it's Excalibur, so it gets a pass.", "then you must have a number of other shots you took at the same time and location that you can show us. I've been accused of this in the past and solved it with a screen cap of my other shots in Bridge.", "try this on for size http://www.blacktieguide.com/History/1945-1954/1948_Jun_Esq_p88_edit3.jpg", "K\n\nWhy not let the photo stand on its own? It's a pretty good photo. No need for a backstory.", "Settle down...", "Not sure if serious...", "Look at their actual store page. The picture is horrible for the coat and does it no justice. I highly doubt they would post that picture on their store page and then hire social media based marketing to shoot something 1000x better", "The whole pic is gorgeous!", "This is the first time I’ve seen a RWBY reference on Reddit outside of r/roosterteeth 😁", "It's gorgeous. I've wanted the [Sarah Jane](http://www.tragicbeautiful.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/800x1000/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/t/r/tragic-beautiful_sarah_jane_coat.jpg) coat for a couple of years now, which is the shorter version I think. Can't justify it when it never gets cold here though :/ ", "I'm going to sound overly defensive again but can honestly promise I had nothing to do with the company, and this was a spontaneous photo of a friend, not a photoshoot or anything. Hell, I didn't even know where she got the coat from before posting this photo and only asked her since people were asking in the comments. [This is the GIF you mention](https://imgur.com/a/FIE7g) (which I made in two minutes to show someone else the changes to the photo. I just applied the Hudson filter on Instagram and adjusted the perspective). Happy cake day :(", "Reddit must've been many a marketing company's wet dream when they first found it.", "Dead Serious.", "My bad. I don't know what ticked me off so much, they are used interchangably a lot though.", "Friend zoned ", "I actually like the turn of her leg. It gives the photo a better sense of motion. If the coat were twirling and her legs were straight, it would look odd. Btw, that's my favorite shade of red!", "That's pretty cheap for a coat... ", "“Shouted from HER window”\nIts in the title mate", "[For a less creepy video click here](https://youtu.be/j-qQ_brIsfY)", "/r/thathappened yeah, okay", "...There's a picture of it. Are you accusing op of... Photoshopping it? Do people not have coats... when it snows? What the hell are you even trying to say?", "For real, hellbunny owes you money (unless you already work for them)", "Metanarrative for designer photo shoot is BS.", "doubting plausible things seems like such a waste of time", "And then everyone in Cambridge applauded. And the girl in the coat...well she grew up to invent the digital camera ", "/r/thatHappened ", "Ze?", "/r/titlegore ", "lol, I think we killed the Hell Bunny site.\n\nWhatevz, I own enough of their stuff \n\n^^^but ^^^i ^^^still ^^^want ^^^that ^^^coat", "You should consider entering this into some kind of competition. I never compliment on posts like this but its so pleasing to look at. Great job. ", "That’s such a gorgeous coat! This photo is awesome! The composition is beautiful! Great job. ", "Most marketing teams are.", "Why do I feel like you are asian?", "You are beyond naive if you don't think advertisers buy accounts just like that.\n\nBut I don't believe this is a shill post and also wouldn't really care if it was. ", "like a Polaroid camera, right?", "Oh, well it’s not, heh. It’s an old song by Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs\n\nhttps://youtu.be/cdVVLbe1rfY\n\nIt’s a fun song. Kinda weird. My band covers it sometimes, fun to rock out to. \n\n\n", "/r/marketinghappens", "r/biggerthanyouthought red riding hood? ", "What about her boots?", "As did I, sir ", "Well Cocea Moris is a Sword Sword", "Because peopled asked who wanted it you fuckwit, what's she suppose to do not reply to anything? She also gave her camera specs out, I suppose she's a shill for that too?", "Harry!", "pretty awesome", "Was gonna compliment the composition too. I only took a single shitty highschool photography class but I can appreciate great composition. Awesome work OP.", "Ruby IRL", "Riding Hood.", "I have this shirt! ", "How dare she tell people who are asking where they can get it.", "and correct she was", "Weren’t you just craving heroin somewhere else?", "I would argue that the DOP is not that shallow and there are plenty of apps simulating the effects almost perfectly. Thing is, I don't want people to buy hardware, thinking the right camera will give them better photography. It's about the photographer/the moment. I shoot professionally on $5000 cameras. But also just made a tv show last year using iPhones. Times are changing. But what hasn't changed is, you need to improve your skills first. ", "OP [says](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt38nmp/?context=3) it was shot on a Fujifilm X-T20 (APS-C) at f5. So not even crazy depth of field going on here", "/r/unexpectedphish", "...honestly, this is huge advertising for them. ", "That's ridiculous", "The time has arrived when the gift of infinite information results in the crisis of certainty.\n\nI.e. this photo and story very well could be real, and a special thing were it so. But so much fraud exists in the near infinite sea of information now we cannot be certain it is real. So it at best holds a place of dubious certainty, or definite, but beautiful fantasy, and as the latter, loses it special charm. ", "Haha, this looks just like the Harvard quad. Intentional, maybe.", "According to Google shopping, around $140.", "Food War?", "I totally thought this was a RWBY cosplay at first.", "Eh, close enough.", "One of the most perfect pictures I've ever seen..\n\nno homo..", "Do mathematicians ever stop drinking? I'm pretty sure I've seen them set up IV's while they sleep.", "I'll say 70%> you're on your way.", "The coat looks cheap :/", "Maybe for something more luxurious and fancy but I wouldn't spend that much on one. ", "/r/accidentalWesAnderson", "[Nice new coat](https://i.imgur.com/z176U8a.jpg)", "They sound like good workers who benefit both customer and employer.", "You should get married.", "I don't believe your story but nice picture.", "Yes. Yes it is", "Yeee-haw fellers!", "I brought my gun, pickup (filled with bud) .. what's up?", "I don't care if the story is bullshit, this is a good picture.", "Likely scenario.", "I agree with you on that, but OP [says](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt38nmp/?context=3) its a zoom lens at 75mm, f5 on a crop sensor.", "But this most basic web hosting tier has unlimited bandwidth and storage space. We'll never need more than that, right?", "Our fair city. ", "Well, that's if you want to look like the girl in the photo. If you wanna look like a tomato, then get the XL", "Riding hood refers to the style of jacket, not whether she's currently riding anything", "Where is the coat from?", "I invested in a $200 coat this winter finally after dealing with cheap $100 ones each year. Do not regret it. Its warm as fuck and heavy duty", "Frenemy of /u/qurtys_lyn chiming in. I'm a mathematician. I actually don't drink coffee, drink tea in severe moderation, and drink very sparingly!", "Viral marketing for a fairly small company where the brand isn't even listed for the first 3 hours of it being up[During what would be prime time for most places] and they for a coat they don't even have many left of size wise.\n\nlol?", "Nice coat, I wanna jacket.", "Well, it is now.", "You’re trying to give a bot a reach around?", "especially if it's the clitoral hood", "Do you know how to read titles?", "Um, what about cost of living? Even places in the suburbs of Boston are insanely expensive. ", "I just don't see any software cutting out those snowflakes to make them appear out of focus.", "Fuck, I miss Cambridge :’(", "No, she was center.", "Beautiful picture and beautiful coat!", "Ruby Rose?", "Why Los Angeles specifically? I mean granted you can wear what you want her most definitely. But I feel like you can do that anywhere no?", "No she didn't", "Good photo I don't think your story is true though. Kinda hard to believe.", "What do the boots mean?", "Nothing. This guy is an idiot. ", "[Kul] [kawt]", "[like these?](https://imgur.com/a/Rudt8)", "The coat, the boots, the leggings, the gloves! Your friend has some serious style. ", "Hey I was bouncin on my boys dick to this ", "SINK THE BISMARCK", "What about the boots?", "that", "A well composed photo will outshine any small goofs in the rest of the image and is one of the few things that can't be fixed in post ", "Why not be honest about the story and just post the picture? Great picture but c'mon", "Your friends coat and figure are beautiful. And your shot composition is just‥. Man, I dont know what to say. Bravo.", "Username checks out", "\"Tell your sister...you were right.\"", "Ruby Rose?", "I was thinking Drakengard 3. That one blonde chick.", "Apparently it's impossible for a normal everyday person to have put in the effort to have their entire outfit look cute together.", "No one talks like this.\n\nNo one posts like this on reddit.\n\nThis is so clearly an advertisement that I can't help but think that all of the posts like yours (defending op whenever they say \"honestly, this is totally real\" are part of this astroturfing campaign).\n \nedit \")\" \n\nAlso, I am not a student. Your writing style, along with so many others in this thread just to start, doesn't seem out-of-date, like you imply, but inauthentic.\n\nFor example, why would you say \"it's quarter to 4 in the morning, get some sleep.\"? Even if you lived in the same building as them, this wouldn't make any sense. FFS, you would only say this if you knew them personally, and only in person. \n\nWhy would you mention other \"totally authentic\" subreddits like runescape, unless to push your authenticity? Same with sarcastically pushing shit. Everything about you screams \"created to push a narative.\" \n\n\n\n\n\n\n", "I think he's doubting the setup not the photo. Like the girl see's her friend out the window and yells to them \"Wait you need to take a picture of my coat in the snow!!!\"\n\nYes it is not outside of the realm of possibility but it seems a bit TV show-ish to me. I Know I am a fun ruining cynical bastard and I kind of hate myself for it, but to me this feels like a planned photoshoot that got an amazing shot and tried to come up with a good title to promote it.", "Couldn't possibly be because people keep expressing interest in the coat, could it?", "I thought that was her at first before reading the thread's title. ", "Crazy theory, what if she saw him taking pictures and they walked somewhere else to get a better shot? Wild idea right? ", "I really want this coat so badly. Its something I didn't know I needed in my life until now!", "This is a stellar shot of a beautiful girl with remarkable taste ", "Ah the [big bad wolf](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp_a9TLISoM)", "Where are you now?", "I spent more on a men's coat. I've been wearing it since 2010. Might be worth buying", "You know sometimes I wish men could also wear cute stuff.", "I never said anything of the sort. I've been a mod of several defaults over nearly a decade. I assure you I know how the sausage is made, and this isn't it. ", "Wow, what a great story to go with that picture.", "I thought the same thing!", "OH SHIT! Constantly replying with what type film they used too, that motherfucker! \n\n", "[Sorta looks like this?](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/83/79/0b/83790bb22d3a295e71efcb91f043922a--film-camera-reflex-camera.jpg)", "looks like one of those pics for a shitty Halloween consume\n", "My first thought reading the title was, which Cambridge? Ontario? England? Massachusetts?", "You’re a wizard, Harry.", "Elizabeth? ", "Damn I need her to turn around ", "What do you contest? That people who are inside sometimes go outside to take pictures? \n\nThat some people own cameras and enjoy using them?\n\nThat some people own pretty coats? \n\nWhat the hell is so unlikely about this scenario to you?", "I'm legitimately shocked it's that low.", "That sounds almost too perfectly romantic and playful. ", "I mean, I'm sure she is, but all we literally can see is what the back of her lower legs look like lmfao", "Also helps that shes not fat and it looks good on her", "She can leave her friends behind?", "No it doesn't. a riding hood is a specific garment distinct from a jacket. ", "This whole thread feels like a coordinated advertising campaign. ", "Glad you brought the gun. It's...it's inches.", "Jesse James and the Regulators? ", "No commies in this picture: England\n\n/s, am a commie from Boston ", "That will never not sound like a porn name.", "Oh my god, I used to have a coat that looked almost exactly like that, but the red part was purple velvet. Goddamn I fucking loved that thing SO much. ", "That is a heckin nice coat.", "Do her friends ride? If not I would suggest she leave them behind.", "Would bang", "Man R / picks is going down the tubes I keep seeing stupid simple photos reaching to the front page", "Wasn't expecting the letter Kenny in there haha, well said.", "What do you call a Mexican quarterback?\n\nEl Paso\n\nI’ll see myself out. ", "That's a nasty coat, buddy", "That's clearly not the Red Hood. For one thing, I'm fairly certain that's a woman wearing that coat. ", "Oh.… ok :(\n\nI’ll look into this song. It sounds fun. :)\n\n^But we all could use a little more DW in our lives", "Well let me tell you about r/rwby then", "Cringe", "[Needs more GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs_LzBFIEOA)", "UK", "how can you tell?", "Why its little red ridding hood!", "I'm 47 and had no idea. TIL. Thank you!", "> I don't want people to buy hardware, thinking the right camera will give them better photography. It's about the photographer/the moment. \n\nThat is exactly* why I hate the \"what kind of camera\" question.", "Everyone is focusing on the coat and I just want to say that the setting looks amazing, older style building and a nice lawn in front, snow is an added bonus too.", "pulls up chair and sits Please proceed at any point in the dope ass story that is you... touring college cafeterias? ", "Doesn't need to be a 35mm sensor. This could be accomplished with a smaller sensor. ", "That's a dope jacket ", "It is this sort of shit that is killing reddit. Not just the ads, but all of the 'authentic' accounts being curated for them.", "That is a really nice coat. ", "I wished it snowed in my country. But that is one hell of a nice looking coat.\n", "Yeah my first thought when I saw the picture was \"that coat looks expensive...\" I was pretty surprised too.", "Picture taken with potato ", "Your friend Tomoyo asked you to wear a coat she had with her, just in case. Great", "Newnham!!", "I can fap to this.", "omfg this is the best use of a copypasta. I lold", "Now I want some sausage...", "They see me rollin, they hatin", "Lol so much poshness in one little story.", "But I want it! ", "150 EUR for it on amazon. I'd be beautiful too if I were rich. :(", "Cambridge, it's a helluva town. Porter Square's up and the Harvard Square's down.", "That is beautiful... Red Riding Hood\n", "Yosemite Sam", "Probably the greatest picture ever taken in Cambridge. Shame you don't have one of her sitting on a park bench with a husky , in the snow. ", "So like 5’4”?", "claps", "www.musterbrand.com\n\nPricey but they make fantastic coats and other stuff.", "/r/fakealbumcovers ", "Does she drink juice in the hood?", "Looks photoshopped, you can tell from the megapixels", "On their site it looks nicer, but there is no way to download it. Its a snip taken from their page. ", "I'll drink to that!", "Not with that attitude.", "She was right.", "This Winter only at Target. haha a hah <pointing and laughing> haha aaha. \n\nTarget!", "It did need to be in the snow. ", "Thicc Red Riding Hood", "Wow, you weren't kidding when you said \"several.\" Do you mind if I ask how you find the time to DEAL with all of those subs?", "And the truth finally presents itself...", "Damn crushed this photo so good.", "She’s riding durty", "You're missing a closing bracket. And I'm definitely out of touch with how students talk so you've got me there. \n\nThat being said all I've seen OP do is answer a question of where their friend got the coat, which someone else asked. \n\nThe title might be one of those \"did it happen exactly like that?\" things, but lots of posters try to jazz up their titles.\n\nMaybe you're right, an advertising team came up with the title, made a separate account to ask the question, and then invented me to defend OP.\n\nAnd to show you how dedicated this advertising agency is, I'm going to continue commenting on the Old School Runescape subreddit for a long time just to make this account look real. \n\nThey're a client too btw. So have a good day and keep an eye out for Old School Runescape Mobile! \n\nComing Winter 2017\n\nBut not really because Jagex.\n\nEdit: I guess we're replying in edits now, first off if you know anybody who's actually paying for this please hook me up.\n\nSecond I really doubt there's anything I could do at this point to convince you I'm not in kahoots with OP, so I'm just having fun with it.\n\nThe get some sleep comment was a bit strange on my part, if I had to ask myself why I said it, I'd say it's because OP was trying to answer everyone calling them a liar. I was basically implying it's just not worth stressing over at 4am.\n\nSo, /u/kaytos, If I showed you a picture of my bare ass with that clothing websites logo on it would it convince you I'm not looking to do their brand any favours?\n", "This ad is genius ", "Friends don’t let friends yell hood", "Me. USAF Cambridge, 1982. Beautiful. Miss it.", "And they're missing Ironwood's gun that's also a gun!", ">I come from an older generation\n\n…and apparently you have nothing better to do than shitpost relentlessly on Reddit. What a tragically empty life you must live.\n\nConservatism is a mental illness. It demonstrates that your mind is unable to keep up with the changing world around you, and instead desperately clings to an oversimplified, idealized, and grossly inaccurate recollection of how things were in your youth. Donald Trump aptly demonstrates this condition, and it's no coincidence that he also appears to be suffering from literal dementia.\n\nThis is why government by old people (as, again, is aptly demonstrated by the United States) is a very, very bad idea.\n\nNow go play a video game or something, Gramps. As you can see from the downvotes, no one is impressed by your delusional, fallacious ranting.", "\"Snow\"\n\nOh you southern dandies and your definitions.\n\n(Badass coat though 9/10 at least)", "I would marry the woman who owns that coat, sight unseen. She obviously has style.", "Aesthetic: awesome coats like this\n\nReality: It was 80 F today, and this winter has had more 80 F days than cold enough for any kind of coat days :/", "She's right!", "Great photos OP, looks like a really pretty area!", "So pretty sure we took down the servers for hellbunny.com can't get past the home page. ", "She sure is looking good. And I’m a big bad wolf going “hooooowwwwlll”\n\n(It’s an old song, not that it makes any difference)", "Probably the Nokia I dropped in 1776 on the American Revolution front", "Slightly off center.\n", "We are everywhere", "Perfect! Now respond with that link to all your \"hail corporate\" detractors in this comment thread", "Seriously. Where can I get this coat! ", "She IS little though. She's probably like 5'2 or less", "*THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE'VE WAITED FOR, THIS WILL BE THE DAY WE OPEN UP THE DOOOOOOOOR", "When it fact it's Pete, Mickey's old nemesis.", "Friendzoned friend?", "Me too! Such a nice thing to see on the front page!", "[This?](https://www.google.com/search?q=oilskin+riding+coat&client=firefox-b-1-ab&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwilpYr7oe3YAhVT02MKHa4QCngQ_AUICigB&biw=1037&bih=498#spd=3017766710365005813)\nEdit:formatting", "Does she have silver eyes?", "Ok yeah but is she single", "Is your friend red riding hood? You must be a wolf.", "I’m sorry you’re so sad. ", "All you need is a giant scythe...that's also a gun.", "It must be awesome knowing what you’re doing with your life... ", "That is literally the best and the most beautiful coat I’ve ever laid eyes on omg!!! ", "Ruby Rod?", "> and adjusted the warmth to make it a tiny bit colder\n\nGood thing she had a coat on!", "Eh, closer to 4 hens on a hog.", "It probably just quadrupled in price after the page got 10,000 hits.", "That is such a beautiful shot makes me jealous though my whole time at Cam I wanted it to snow but all I got was drizzle. For months straight.", "Her claim checks out. It was needed.", "The coat needed to be worn almost as much as that boot needs to be tied correctly.", "Yeah I thought the John Harvard's shiny pee foot was right in front of her where we could not see it.", "Great shot!!", "I would* find it funny, if not for people who unironically think those things having so much political power in my country.", "Wish I had a friend like her ", "Assassins creed: origins of this new coat", "She was right", "Tell it like it is son!", "Allons-y!", "First world problems.", "I’m sorry your life sucks. ", "r/thathappened exactly like that", "A nice woolen “fitted” peacoat looks damn sexy on men! Especially when combined with a nice cap and some work style boots with jeans. I bought my husband one a bit back and unfortunately we get maybe two or three weeks of “coat” weather. The best thing about peacoats is you can be a big bulky guy or a small skinny guy and still look good wearing them.\n\nTrench coats just look blah on a man, unless it’s a really nice dark wool knee length coat over a suit or something. Aside from those and the classic leather styles (bomber & biker) there’s not a whole lot of stylish jackets for men. However, at least you guys get useable pockets on your clothing!", "What camera did you have?", "Why would anyone downvote this? I sent the photo to my friend who did her PhD at Cambridge and her first question was \"which college?\"", "This picture reminds me of Alice In Wonderland for some reason", "turn that frown upside down...", "What if, what if, what if", "That's beautiful. I just made it my new lock screen.", "And gloves and stockings and boots.\n\nTitle tells me this is tumblr but uhh", "Quality humble-brags there ~~boys~~ girls.\n\nEDIT: Profuse apologies for the gender assumption. As a lowly LSE grad I'm unaware of these things. ", "MAGICAL ", "Great shot, OP. Postcard worthy", "That sounds amazing!", "What if Betty White fucked me with a strap on ", "/r/nothingeverhappens ", "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", "Fujifilm X-T20! With a 50-230mm, this photo taken at 75mm, f5, 1/125, ISO 800.", "that needs", "You have a good friend ", "His son hates him.", "Don't get murdered now. Maybe look out for time traveling classmates…", "Insufferable ", "Happy Cake Day !!!!", "\"It's also a gun.\"", "Just the other day I “documented” coats I thought were terrific; on my snapchat story. Thank you guys for sharing my same passion in coats and winter accessories!", "Breakfast as Richinies.", "Such a beautiful picture.", "Only the World's Best Yodelers can access it.", ">Not-so-little Red Riding Hood.\n\nSo the BBW porn* version?", "GOAT coat", "Looks like a movie poster for an adoption of little red Riding home in college. If someone could make a Photoshop of that, that could be awesome ", "This is amazing. I could imagine seeing it as a painting somewhere. ", "We have different definitions of expensive.....", "I'd say it's all the overactive imaginations. ", "She's right, that's an awesome coat.", "This is incredible.", "Look at dem sexy N64 graphics", "Yes, I know some of these words.\n\nHaha, sorry, I asked because I'd like to get into photography myself, not because I'm in the know.\n\nEdit: RIP my inbox with this comment and the one before. I imagine this is what it's like to be reddit famous for a day.", "for some reason i'm reminded of various anime scenes where a girl is swirling around to face the camera to say something relationship related.", "Link pls", "Fantastic photo!", "Uh ok", "And I just saw that it's in England instead of Cambridge, Mass. \n\nClearly it's all being funded by the UK's Tourism Bureau!", "Well, if you wanna look like a bowling ball, simply be an XL, /u/Fat__Clemenza \n\nOr, you know, diet and exercise. I can help with that if you like, as someone who lost a lot of weight.\n\nSorry about the first line, I don't handle snark well, especially not from fat people. It's sort of a long story.", "I’d buy it.", "So like .0047 furlongs?", "what is owsdower?", "Like a ride through the hood?", "That's the artistic eye", "I cringed ", "Hurrah", "This could be a movie poster.", "That's terrible, to think advertisers would sink so low, who are these people to such thing, specifically, what's the name of their company? and how much are they offering people to sell out their online identity, like what dollar amount? and what website does this? cuz it's a terrible and ruin the integrity of reddit. I just need to know so I can avoid it.", "I thought it was just me", "Look how long the goddamn laces are! Need I even say more??", "And making awesome friends. ", "Little Red Riding Hood 2018....The TV Series!", "Even if it is an ad, its still a gorgeous shot.", "Not yet.", "Not a photoshoot. My title is legitimately what happened, and yeah I agree it sounds too TV-ish. But hell, she saw me from her window whilst I was walking back to my room and she was watching the snow. Photo came out well because I was playing around with spots to photograph earlier, and hey presto, a perfect subject revealed herself to me so I knew where to take the photo. ", "Well, she wasn't wrong. ", "Oh, I haven't been active since my toddler was born. But it's a serious PITA to go through and remove yourself from all of them. \n\nBut the answer is: people don't realize that 95% of moderation tasks happen on like three pages that combined all subs you mod into a single view. And the tasks are performed without opening the post/going to the comment, whatever. So it's the same as being subscribed to 100+ subs and still being able to view/upvote/read/report all from your from your front page. Which is what everyone on reddit does every time they browse it. The tasks are just different. \n\nWe also have an extension much like RES: /r/toolbox. I co-created it to help with dealing with the exact issue of simplifying mod tasks. ", "Not quite as fun, but there's r/thritis", "Your friend looks hot even though I can’t see anything", "Great photo. Your friend looks seems like she's a lot of fun. ", "No posts for a year before this, too. ", "Today I’m thankful your friend made you take a photo of her coat because I think I’m in love with it. ", "Bill?", "Never been a big conspirator on “companies try to get reddit posts on the front page for ads” but this seems too obvious ", "Oh, absolutely, but that doesn't have anything to do with what I said. ", "Creepy. ", "That there is one damn fine coat you're wearing", "What if Jaune can shoot beams from his swords in volume 6? I take anything volume 6 to pick it back up", "That's a great edit. Nice job evening out the building in the background.", "Groucho Marx", "yet.", "She was right.", "Cambridge,Ma?\n\nAlmost looks like Harvard University", "Idk what it is about this pic but it's so beautiful ", "I think that maybe a long shot there. But i may be right saying the coat isnt the only beautiful thing in this shot.... ", "No way. The aperture couldn’t be that big and not completely blur out the building. The depth of field on a 1.4 or 1.8 would’ve far too shallow.", "Post sausage recipe please", "Which is obvious considering the building is about 100 meters behind her.", "True, my bad", "Thanking youuuuu", "Damn I'm poor.", "thanks to your friend - kind friend to let you christen the coat in such a beautiful way...\n\nit would be like someone taking your brand new .... .... .. :) for a test drive...\n\nEdit: CAR!! CAAARRR!! Dammit you weird, weird suggestible people ;)", "She wasn't wrong.", "How far the animation team has come", "How about the bullshit background story for why the picture was taken? Just fucking share the picture without the clearly BS cute little story...", "No.", "During a photo shoot yesterday, the directer pulled out a coat and said this coat needs to be worn!", "Seriously. What do you think though, a few shots to the left lower back with the sniper rifle, then the scythe takes off her head, or...?", "legit awesome", ">Once in a lifetime shot\n\nDude it’s a snowy day in Massachusetts not a man on the moon lol.", "The username is a character from The Godfather, not a self-description.\n\nAnd if you have a problem dealing with sarcasm from people based on their size, that’s probably something you should work on. I can help you with that if you like, as someone who grew up in New York and deals with a lot of snark.", "Definitely white people", "This is something out of a fairy tale. ", "This is beautiful ", "It's certainly not cheap either... but as high quality winter coats go, that's not that expensive. \n\nI mean look at that thing. It looks like a one of a kind, 10,000 dollar coat.\n\nEdit: a word", "Like a chic Mrs. Claus, I like it. ", "Yeah, I was super impressed when I first noticed it. I'm sure it's lead to at least a few sales, and those customers are better informed about what they bought. There was a comment where a guy was complaining about some kind of defect and shitting on the company and customer service came on and cleared everything up for him and set up a replacement.", "I just looked back at a bit of your history because of that comment. You really do have some swell shots. The moon one is great!", "Atlas arc, at any rate.", "We moved on from snow to hail ", "A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.", "Wow I can't wait for this new Disney musical!", "I met the guy who started the whole shouting hood thing on the lot once\n\n/s", "I've been catching up on Assassin's Creed Unity and I think I just unlocked this coat.", "After the OP’s picture, that is super disappointing. It just goes to show how important a good photographer and properly fitting coat is for advertising, I guess. \n\nOP’s pic says, “beautiful, classy, high-dollar coat.” That picture says “Cheap coat from the old lady section of JC Penny shot with a disposable camera”", "Sounds perfect for the traffic were sending then ", "I'm not really a fan of RWBY but goddamn I love red's trailer", "[Penny has some words for ya](https://i.imgur.com/MGi5xFN.gifv)", "This is really affordable for a smaller company in the U.S.", "Do cloaks need much sewing? I thought they were basically square cloth.", "Looks like something out of a fairy tale", "Banana units pls", "Ahh hellbunny. Most likely a knockoff of a MM/VM coat. ", "The Mike Tyson kind. ", "Tall red", "Rooster teeth does an anime?\n\nThey did whatever Red Vs Blue is, then they did game guide videos, they do anime too...\n\nGoddamnit guys, pick a thing and focus on it! I mean clearly it works to do whatever you feel like but it's confusing!", "She's hardly in the hood", "Ok, where do I get that coat?? ", "The psychology of the picture is what is most interesting. The colors draw you in, the scenery and the weather. But every mind is really watching, waiting for her to turn around. Great picture picture. Thank you, OP.", "As someone who stopped after volume 3 this is giving me that craving. ", "Tell her to run before they catch her", "wtf? whats homo about liking a photo?", "I wish I could give you gold", "Jesus Christ it's been 5 years", "If it counts for anything, I can confirm we did have a snow flurry in Cambridge yesterday.", "Maybe that coat is also a gun.", "Your friend is tiny! Great coat though, she was totally right.", "This makes me think of Ruby Rose from RWBY in the first trailer.", "anyone else really hate pix where the person has their back turned to the camera?", "Expensive depending what you compare it to. For winter coats, that does seem pretty good. But if you're the type of person to compare everything to an empty bank account, it will be expensive.", "Terrible fucking story, lol Jesus christ. Just say that it's a picture you took. ", "THE Cambridge of course ", "Can you imagine if this was some sort of spirit facing you right now \n\nId be tripping", "More snow! ", "Unexpected WoT", "Challenge to r/sewing !", "For best effect read the quote in the voice of Hermione. ", "I named one of my project cars Bad Wolf... not many people got it :(", "Not yet ;)", "Crop. Sorry, they made me do it.", "Marketing in 2018", "Girls. Newnham is for women iirc ", "Harry?", "And she could not have been more right. ", "Your friend has a keen sense of passive drama. \n \n... \n \n\nDrama as in exciting build up, not petty conflict... seriously it's meant as a compliment. Pfuuu... alright, go ahead and down vote me. I'm awkward. \n \nEdit: Damn, you're quick!", "[Yup](https://i.imgur.com/kX9BVhd.gif)", "Amazing photo the jacket contrasts the snow and building perfectly ", "Magic ", "Not yet...", "Man I went to Cambridge for a month to study and it was the best time I ever had, in from Argentina and my dream is to live there someday, loved it and I really miss it, this photo is beautiful ", "Where do u go when the light goes out?", "Yeah I'm sure y'all didn't set anything up. ", "Knot me daddy ", "You clearly know quite a bit!!! I couldn’t agree more. \n. ", "You have any idea how hard it is to ride an 11,249-foot-tall volcano?", "But that only will take you so far", "It's from hellbunny not Gucci lol ", "Which essentially translates to about 40-50mm on a FF (depending on the XT-20 sensor size which I'm not exactly sure what it is), so he had a pretty good estimate there.\n\nEDIT: I AM AN IDIOT.", "r/ainbow is gay in the best way", "Oh yes, especially with such photogenic coats xD ", "That much I can believe. I just don't see the Disney princess \"Oh Jeffords, I absolutely must show you my new coat amidst this snowfall. Oh what a glorious day!'", "It's not about an individual's idea of expensive. That coat, for what it is - and compared to similar clothing - is not expensive at $140. It may be expensive to people who can't afford it, or it may be cheap to the wealthy, but $140 for a well made winter coat is not expensive when you isolate it from a budget.", "I came here to see if anyone would make that reference.", "Your friend sounds insufferable. ", "Oh god. Fuck off you shill.", "It doesn't feel like 5 years", "Cool photo, unnecessary story ", "Gorgeous picture! ", "What about fat middle aged dude size?", "Let's say you are not in kahoots w/ op. How does this thread feel to you, genuine? ", "No she didn't.", "PLEASE post this to /r/RedditGetsDrawn", "Would love to wear one of those, unfortunately, I am living in Dubai. ", "That is an amazing coat.", "This may sound crazy but I found this resource called the internet... check it out sometime.", "Looks like a movie poster", "As a person who has no idea what hellbunny is (and since we hugged their site to death so I can't find out) it might as well be!", "Saw pic, immediately Ctrl-F'd \"red like\". Was not disappointed.", "Woooow that's a gorgeous photograph yo. Well done.", "I've had a Reddit account for over 10 years now. I've seen a lot of posts in my day. I even remember the first cat picture to hit the front page. \n\nIf this is an ad, it's a welcome break from the Wendy's tweets that keep getting to the front page.\n\nThis post sponsored by Pepperidge Farms®", "That coat is everything ❤️", "Former large sub mod here. You're mostly correct, but then the shit hits the fan and something gets linked to SRD or some other drama/anti-mod sub, and suddenly your day has become very, very busy.", "Cheryl blossom. That you? ", "Also not riding. ", "/r/photoshopbattles/\n\n", "Oh, but she will be.", "She was absolutely right", "I was offered $1,000 for my account.\n\nI find that to be so lowball as to be insulting. I wouldn't sell this account for anything less than mid-six figures and a percentage of the profits.", "Your friend has amazing taste and was definitely correct about needing to be worn in the snow!", "[It is now.](https://i.redd.it/6qn8o10yyjqy.jpg)", "I hope this is sarcastic. Why would you want different ads as a break from other ads? Especially these astroturfed kind.", "Those shoe laces look like bunny ears!! Also she's definitely right ", "Use reddit garlic!", ":)\n", "Yeah this is not even a once-in-a-winter shot", "!redditgarlic", "Did you run any post-processing on it to brighten the colors?", "[Here's your Reddit GarlicThot, Imjoefosho!](https://imgur.com/fVP8o12) \n\nImjoefosho has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/spez) \n\n ^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/ETHead420", "And that begats an /r/unexpectedRT\n\nLong live Rooster Teeth!", "I'm not sure if that's better or worse than programmers turning mountain dew into programs. Note that it can be any flavor of mountain dew. Monster makes the programs more efficient by lowers life expectancy.", "She can't wear that tavern wench outfit in the Atlas cold!", "Newnham, according to OP.", "Why do you think they've been in the black financially for 15 years? Diversification.\n\nAnd RvB is classified as Machinima. Probably the best known Machinima, in fact.", "Just own it.", "My wife would like to know where she can buy this coat.", "This looks like the cover to a novel about a magic user going to a traditional college. Love it. ", "She wasn’t kidding!", "\"The Diaper of Death\"", "I had to look up bokeh, since it was the second time I've seen the word this week. Apparently my interest in photography grew and waned before this word ever came into the mainstream in English. \n\nEDIT: Downvoted for...?", "I really did not need to know this brand existed. I want everything now and I'm not even a dress person.", "You have an awesome artistic eye. That is truly beautiful.", "Thanks. You can buy it here http://hellbunny.com/catalogsearch/result/?q=Elvira", "This is a breathtaking shot. ", "Well my girlfriend just fell in love. I guess I know what I’m buying tonight. Beautiful picture. ", "Lol you're are a fucking amateur. Trying to shill the crap coat on Reddit. You got called out ", "That's a pretty good sub!", "The coat looks amazing!", "Fuck you dumb ass", "To the right...", "Magical.", "Little red riding the whole hood ", "I guess genuine is two different things to us, since you think my writing style is inauthentic, when the reality is it's just how I write.\n\nI don't feel there's a lot out of the ordinary in this thread. If OP is being paid then they've done a good job of pretending what with camera details, screenshots of other photos taken that day, and they mentioned Cambridge in a post 4 months ago.\n\nI'm not saying that's all not well within the power of an advertising team, just that I don't see any massive red flags other than a possibly sensationalised title, which isn't uncommon from your average Redditor.\n\nOn this occasion, OP gets the benefit of the doubt from me, and if I'm wrong and the coat company has gotten to me, it's OK because I'm a dude and red isn't my colour anyway.", "Fucking shill fuck", "I knew this would be here. My first thought as well. ", "Do questions end in periods.", "If you're in Cambridge why tf are you measuring in centimeters?", "Pennybot, hiatus? \n\n", "I wanna go back to Cambridge:(", "Your friend says lol uh no. Your friend didn't say. You are part of the shit company and paid to make the front page with your dull boring shit post", "The most beautiful friendzone ever.", "Clearly the Reddit goblins are upset. You might as well post more photos from that day so they can pick those apart, too.", "\"and then I said, that's not the moon! That's my wife!!\"", "Red like roses fills my dreams and\nleads me to the place you rest.", "Which campus in Cambridge is this?", "They're in England.", "Did you not read the title or do you just find it hard to understand English?", "r/estoration ", "Beautiful! 😍", "I was very surprised when I got to university for computer science and there wasn't pop everywhere.\n\nBunch of green tea drinking startup hippies is what they are...I hate lentils.", "I'd smash ", "That is* one heck of a gorgeous coat... ", "Great photo, and bs story.", "Well, she was right.", "I blame Eric Harris for ruining trench coats.", "Your friend is a genius. Glorious photo and coat!", "I'm sure she had an idea. She worked that jacket. Thankfully the photographer was out and sparked her interest. The photographer captured the moment perfectly. Shooting in the snow can be tricky. \nSo I guess we are in agreement. Have a good day. ", "Your friend has a lovely house, and coat.", "Dear OP can you grayscale everything BUT the lady in red? Is line to see that as well top shot BTW", "well, you really need to see the front before you decide you don't want a girls coat. I mean, what if it's really cool and you're all like, \"Yeah Imma dude but I think I could pull that off!!\" and then wanna buy a girls coat, and before you jump to conclusions, it also comes in black, green and eggplant. The more I think about it, the more I'm sure you could get it to work!!", "RIDIN’ THIS...cold weather out", "I couldn't help but imagine rose petals dancing around her.", "Shes not wrong.", "Red like Roses....", "Gorgeous! Really stunning!", "How hard is it just to title this: \"I took a picture of my friend in her new coat.\"\n\nNo one cares about the backstory and it just makes the whole post a little less believable", "I guess the hipsters have taken over. It's been a while since I've been to uni.", "Fuck it, Game of Thrones should have already made it cool. If anyone says anything just tell them that they don't know anything and keep repeating quotes from the show until they go away.", "This Will Be The Day You're Waiting For..", "That's actually a really nice coat, looks really nice on whoever that is. I'mma buy my girl this coat (when I get a girl and a job where I can afford it)", "This Will Be The Day You're Waiting For.", "I was also thinking the Cambridge in Canada, but I'm Canadian so I guess we're still alone.", "El abrazo del muerte", "Your friend was right.\n\nThat’s one of the most lovely pictures I’ve seen in some time.", "What’s it like to live by Haaaaaaaaavard ? ", "Little read riding hood", "The pictures on eBay and instagram (customer shots) really show what the coats actually look like. They seem to be selling more the style than quality. ", "Anime", "It's 173.96 now. Probably will rise even further.", "Cambridge, MA?", "jesus christ fuck off to facebook. you normans ruin reddit. ", "I just clicked on it, and it looks to be $173 and $187 for plus size. I wanted to look further and see if there were more pics, but I think it's still recovering from the hug of death", "Thicc red riding hood ", "I thought this was r/whitepeopletwitter ", "This feels kinky. to me", "Came here to make that comment and you'd already done it, [so in order to make the thought worthwhile](https://i.imgur.com/yVTyrjj.jpg)...", "I don't drink either so I guess I'm an outlier either way. But I was on the selection committee for a new math professor when I was in college and was also in charge of giving the people interviewing campus tours. Every single one of them asked me if they could stop and get some tea during the tour. The summer after I did a summer program at the institute of advanced studies and there they had a tea time every afternoon for the mathematicians. \n\nIt's given me this weird stereo type that pure mathematicians are obsessed with tea. Even though I've known plenty that aren't \n", "[Yes... Yes it is, isn't it...](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/IsmDMDp)", ">ultra wealthy doing ultra wealthy things", "That looks like the beginning of an university anime. Seriously.", "Wow there's a sub about sandwiches!", "I think that's why I want the coat so much! The website makes it look like shit though... So I'm not sure what to believe. ", "cause it is from the 90s", "lol had to think a minute to realize you meant Yale", "Wut how do I know it’s the REAL spez", "She was right!", "Yep that would have the same effect from a farther distance. I was just taking a guess. I shoot crop sensor and figured it was a bit of a stretch with that amount of blur. ", "Picture of a girl in a jacket.", "But someone above said 5'4-5'6!", "Nobody cares", "you are one of the few people who is making sense in this thread.", "Beautiful photo and an amazing coat! ", "Wow that's a beautiful coat, I want it!", "Would love to see you recreate this pic. ", "to be fair rule 34 is a thing ", "Go jerk off.", "As someone from the Midwest, that is very much a no. That's how you become ostracized. Difference is not applauded unless you're rich.", "Did you notice the bottom of the coat flared out? That's from doing a spin. The spin would also require a bent knee at some point. Of course it was posed. The title pretty well implies that. She saw dude taking pictures and specifically told him she wanted to put on that coat for a shot. ", "I want this as a wallpaper. Absolutely beautiful. ", "Someone lurks at r/earthporn I see", "Does anyone have direct pink to the coat? I tried to find it but couldn't find the exact match", "Ahhhh, a trust fund Harvard kid. Nice shot anyway I suppose.", "It's Jason Bourne", "Absolutely striking and somehow naughty!", "I can’t see a twirling skirt on reddit and not be reminded of r/creepshots. Just the existence of those subs have left scars on me.", ">riding\n\nಠ_ಠ ", "Crop translates the other way because the sensor is smaller. 75mm on crop sensor would translate to about 120 full frame. ", "I want them to make a similar coat but in a more masculine fashion. No fur, less hourglass, and more of a peacoat style to the buttons and collar. I would wear that shit every damn day.", "Where do I get this coat?", "I'm English and thought this was our Cambridge. Is this a famous Massachusettian landmark?", "It was just a guess. In a comment he said 75mm at f5 on crop sensor. That would achieve the same effect he would just have to stand a lot farther back ", "Not many people have full frame cameras unless they’re professional. Even then it’s somewhat rare to see \n\nThe bokeh isn’t actually that deep, at 1.4 the focus plane would be so incredibly thin and the edges/background would be extremely blurred (if wide open). [Wiki example](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Aperture_and_bokeh.jpg/1280px-Aperture_and_bokeh.jpg). Seriously, 1.4 is incredibly incredibly blurry and shallow. I can get similar results at ~f3.5 on my lens and even that’s probably blurrier than ops. \n\n50mm on a full frame is actually huge and pretty wide angle (like 30mm on a crop), and would also distort the image. Wide angle lenses aren’t that good for this kind of photography for that reason. Plus wide angle lenses exaggerate the distance between objects, the longer the focal length, the closer/larger the background will look. \n\nYou wouldn’t need to have your lens wide open for this since snow is very very bright. And the shutter would have to be really high/fast to compensate if it was (which it isn’t because look at the snow and black frilly stuff). \n\n\nI don’t know how much experience you have with cameras, I don’t mean to be condescending (I really don’t :/), but this obviously isn’t 1.4/8 or 50mm (full frame or crop). ", "Red Riding Hood: Untold Archives. ", "/r/anticonsumption", "r/accidentalwesanderson", "Totally, my friends do this all the time, on just random moments too ", "Holy shit. \n\nUnderrated comment ", "would smash", "/r/thathappened", "Ew", "Then why does my 50mm 'zoom' to what looks like my 85mm on a FF when I move it from my D700 to my D7000? I think you misread, OP is using a cropped sensor with 75mm and the other guy was talking about 50mm on a FF.\n\nI too misread your comment though haha hence the first sentence", "General complaint from the North West of England. Damn you and your snow, Manchester has only had sleet and rain. ", "If Hellbunny was smart, they set this whole thread up. ", "Happy this is a thing and immediately disappointed after clicking.", "EMILIA!!!", "What movie poster is this?", "This would not be out of place in a story book.", "I never argued that the picture doesn't look genuine. I'm talking about this comment thread. Also, again you mention something in a comment history to \"prove\" authenticity. That is obviously something easy enough to prepare for, but that isn't my point. That YOU go that far to continually try and boost op's authenticity after using the same methods to boost your own while claiming to not see any red flags in this thread is a red flag to me.\n\nYou think this is genuine (authentic, organic, without intent other than implied). You say this all seems normal to you. That you give all of this a pass, even though it seems so obviously \"created\" to me suggests that \n\n1. Your are honest, and like most everyone else in this thread, successfully fooled. or\n\n2. more likely, you are part of the deceit that is working to fool the rest of us.\n\nI argued with you up to this point to give you the benefit of the doubt, but unlike your stated 'impression' of op, that charity is becoming more and more clearly not deserved.", "Dat right leg doe", "/r/egg_irl", "This pic looks like a wallpaper for my pc, any chance you can post a higher resolution? Or am i an idiot and this is it? Sorry im on mobile ", "Can someone please provide a link to where I could buy this coat? Preferably one that ships to America", "Because it shows less of the full image and is instead “crops” it in like what would happen if you click in Lightroom. ", "Wshaf estimated a 50mm on a FF, and I'm just stating that it's a good estimate since the OP used a 75mm on a cropped sensor which does indeed translate to a similar look.\n\nEDIT: Disregard, am dumbass.", "Ahh, gotta love that god-awful pre Season 1 animation where the choreography was somehow still kickass.", "I just realized that they meant Cambridge, and not Cambridge.", "And now I'm sad because we aren't getting Volume 6 until Spring...", "50-230mm is the lens size, f.5 is the aperture, 1/125 is the shutter speed and ISO is the 'brightness adjustment' (IDK the name, but the higher you push it the more grainy the picture will be). Just some notes so you can Google the specifics :D", "Yeah I know how that works I'm just defending myself poorly here cuz I think there's some misunderstanding going on. I was basically saying that you had a good estimate with 50mm on a FF since OP used a cropped sensor at 75mm.", "But is it also a gun", "nah nah...\n\nIt's like this: \n\n1) Run a website for your clothing startup. Choose the most basic webhost you can find (SSL not even chiefly a main requirement!)\n\n2) Go about your business, running your $100/year entry level website. Only have to pay more if you exceed bandwidth quota.\n\n3) Guy with camera, and girl who bought one of your coats comes along, and photo goes viral.\n\n4) Get a few orders, Shit, these coats are now sold out, NICE!\n\n5) Get bandwidth overage bill - that completely negates all of the profits from selling out all of the coats --- just because the coats are all sold out, doesn't mean people from reddit have stopped looking for it.", "She was right.", "always", "turn that frown upside down...", "Yup. Plus snow is bright, so you’d need to crank up the shutter speed to compensate at 1.4/8, and you can tell just by looking at the snow or black frilly stuff that this is not a high shutter speed.\n\nThis guy basically took a total guess. Which is admirable, but pretty much everything is wrong. \n\nPlus wide angle lenses (~~like 50mm would be on a full frame sensor~~ it’s technically not, but it would be wider than on a crop) produce a fair bit of distortion and exaggerate the distance between objects. The back building is far too “close”, large, and undistorted to be shot on a 50mm full frame. ", "Do it! Research and find yourself some used gear and it won't break the bank either. I've got to go to bed now, but if you PM me, I'd happily answer any questions you've got. I used to shoot professionally but now I get to pick and choose what I photograph. \n\nEdit: Including this for anybody else who's interested in photography. \nFor right now, the best camera there is, is the camera you have. Even if that's on you phone. That being said, the best camera you can have is the best one you can responsibly afford. The only way to become a great photographer is to start taking pictures. Reading about lighting and composition will help you think about what you're shooting and why.\n\nWhile you're out and about taking pictures of all sorts of new things, you can also be looking to purchase a new camera.\n\nYou can buy a DSLR kit like the Canon Rebel or the Nikon D3400 or the Sony a58. They usually come with a kit lens that zooms from around 18-55mm. That would be more than enough to get you started, and if you decided to continue with it, you could go for much more. All of those cameras will be a Crop Sensor, but that's not really important right now.\n\nPersonally, I'd take a little different route. I would buy a used DSLR from somewhere like eBay. I would stick to reputable sellers with high feedback and try and find a camera with less than 35,000 shutter actuations. Cameras last much, much longer than that now, but it's a good starting point when buying a used camera. I would do research into mid-level DSLRs and buy from Canon, Nikon, or Sony. There's other great brands too, but any of those three will introduce you to many affordable options for quality lenses. Canon and Nikon have been making lenses for a million years, and all Minolta Alpha lenses are compatible with Sony cameras.\n\nPersonally, I shoot with Sony Cameras (And some medium format/cool old film stuff, but we won't worry about that now). The reason I shoot sony is because I had a stupid amount of Minolta lenses when sony bought Minolta. If I were starting fresh right now, I'd probably go for the Canon system.\n\nSome examples of cameras and their prices when new: \n\nEntry level Canon: Canon Rebel T6 $399 \n \nMid level Canon: Canon 70D $789 \n\nPro Level Canon: Canon 5D MK IV $2400 \n\n\nEntry Level Sony: Sony a58 $599 \n\nMid Level Sony: Sony a77 (ii) $1100 \n\nPro Level Sonny: Sony a99 (ii) $2500 \n\n\nEntry Level Nikon: D3400 $499 \n\nMid Level Nikon: D7200 $1000 \n\nPro Level Nikon: D850 $3300 \n\n\nI can't vouch for the canons and nikons other than my friends love their 5Ds and D850s. Some Sony's, however, that I currently have are: 2 a58s, 3 a560s, 2 a77s, 1 a850, 1 a99, a bunch of their mirror-less bodies and I've had many more. You can find an a850 around $500 and it's a hell of a good professional full frame camera, but it doesn't do video.\n\nIf you do search for a used camera of any brand, and you want me to double check if it looks alright, just sent me a message here. Once you get some shooting under your belt, then you'll be lusting for some new lenses.\n\nOff the bat, I'd recommend getting a 50mm prime lens. They're very affordable, it'll help you learn composure, and it's often got a very large aperture (fast lens, lets lot's of light in). Another thing I'd suggest is a big telephoto, because they're just damn fun. I'd suggest the Tamron 200-400 f5.6 because it's an awesome starter zoom that I've even used in professional shoots and you can find them for $100-150. On top of that, the good news about used lenses, is as long as you buy right and don't destroy them, they'll be worth exactly what you paid for it or more when you decide to sell/upgrade/get out of photography.\n\nI'm throwing a ton at ya here and I'm not the best at organizing my thoughts, so let me know if there's anything I can clear up or elaborate on. This time I've got to go to bed for real, lol. Good luck out there and don't forget to visit /r/photography", "It looks better in this shot than it does on the model.\n\nPart of the issue is that for this style you really want the volume in the skirt in order to emphasize a narrow waist and hit that classic hourglass figure look. At rest the coat ends up looking bulky around the waist and you lose a lot of that.", "Where did she get the coat?", "Yeah, but somebody needs to avidly buy the damn coat. Not just peak. You think people will remember to check out thr site once or back up?", "Bokeh is a fancy way of referring to the blur caused by the depth of field. Really the only reason to call it bokeh is because you deal with photographers or like the word ", "Considering you're replying to someone called GucciSlippers, it's highly likely.\n\nEDIT: For those downvoting like [Gucci slippers aren't expensive taste.](https://www.google.com/search?q=gucci+slippers&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwipuY2IwO3YAhVG2WMKHdlzCbkQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=957)", "Is what you're looking for contrast or exposure? Sorry if those aren't the right terms, again, I'm not really in the know.\n\nAnd on that note, thank you for the explanations!", "Thank you for that.", "Finally, why isn't this higher?", "I'll PM you right now, then!", "In all honesty I thought it was something to do with RWBY", "Amazing ", "She was not wrong", "Wow, Looks amazing!", "Why iso800? Was the snow falling too fast? Really good photo btw. \n\nI'm looking for help with camera/lens purchase. Can you help me?\n\nEdit: Just realised you're holding a 110mm full frame equivalent lens and managing longer shutter speeds will be tricky. Great work OP. And wonderful framing!!\n\nMy post.. see if you can help me.\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt3yu1m?utm_source=reddit-android", "OMFG I'm a total idiot, I'm the one misunderstanding everything here. Probably shouldn't be writing comments while working. MY BAD. Now I'm just embarassed.", "YouTube, my friend. ", "Crap I totally messed up, I thought about it for a bit and realized I got totally mixed up. I feel like such a retard.", "Sell your pic to the people making the coat. Their copy kinda sucks. ", "Because he copied the thumbnail.", "I had a quick look at the image at work. I thought he was standing a lot closer to the subject but there is still a considerable amount of building in the background leading me to believe that it was a FF 50 up close. Looking at it knowing he used a 75 on crop I see that he was standing a lot farther away then at first glance. I shoot crop sensor primarily with a 50 and know it’s usually difficult to get a wide view of something while still having bokeh. ", "Jesus! It's Little Red Riding Hood!", "):", "\"Back in my day...\"", "Red riding dude", "No biggy! I was at work when I initially looked at the picture ad figured he was a lot closer to the subject which would necessitate a fill frame to get so much in the frame but now have the image be distorted by a wider angle. ", "Jesus Christ it's been 5 Jason Bournes", "If only I didn't live in Cali looool I love winter clothes", "Jesus, I just looked at your account. 2 days old. Most of your posts are in runescape, which you imply, without me even prompting, makes you genuine. \n\n...you are being paid and I am wasting my time.", "Woah aren't you the one that insists that voat and sli.mg or whatever only exists for child porn?", "1/125\n\nSteady hands", "She needs to step inside the freezer ", "What's weird to me is that in both of your options neither admit you might be wrong. So since you've ruled that possibility out there's little I can do to convince you. \n\nYou've given me the choice of being a shill or a gullible fool.\n\nYour use of \"that far\" is just some serious tabloid language, like it's effort to click on the user and see if their profile looks faked. \n\nRegardless, I'm on the clock, and I need to go convince others this isn't fake, I think I've spent too much time on you, especially since you're too darn cunning and can see right through my ruse. Foiled again, see you in the next promotion.\n\nPM me if you would like a discount code for 20% off your first order at hellbunny.com!\n\n", "If you like that coat, you might like the Pearl coat by Collectif. They have a 50% sale at the moment.", "Where does one get this coat?", "Pretty coat. ", "I'm referring to the character, not this photo", "Watermark that shit before some clothing line snatches it up.", "You would go that far as to look at my account? Who's paying you?", "She needs to step inside the freezer.", "You sure are looking good!", "THEN what happened?\n", "How I miss living in Cambridge :-(", "Wait, I think I've seen this exact coat worn by someone last weekend! You didn't happen to be in Somerville during the weekend?", "Technically Myrtenaster isn't a gun either as it doesn't fire projectiles. The lever action and barrel on it is for rapid dust distribution which Weiss then activates with her semblance. ", "This answer is beautiful. I don't know the camera, but the numbers.\n\nThe red is really strong. It looks little unreal for a clothing. Good picture.", "\"We'd have this payload delivered already!\"", "Is it synthetic fiber? If it was 100% wool with real animal fur it would be $300 easy.", "Asking the real question here. ", "r/ThatHappened", "I have these boots too. I wear them with my Pearl coat from Collectif. 😁", "What? How does that apply? They say in the title of the post that it was set up.", "It's really about the camera. You have to have the vision for it. ", "Eh. I don't think you can, since you can't seem to help yourself to anything but seconds.", "Is that Newnham??? This shot is so beautiful!", "Be sure to enter promo code REDDIT20 for 20% off a future purchase and free shipping. ", "Don't let them bother you. The photo looks great!", "I say you are a fool because this thread looks believable to you. Sure, I might be wrong, but as far as astroturfed advertising goes on this site, this is soooo blatant. \nAgain with the cynical sarcasm; it doesn't help your case.", "What's the use in being such an asshole about it? Chill.", "Thats right...OP is friends with little red riding hood...or friends with the wolf wearing red riding hood's coat.", "Does she wield a scythe?", "I know what you mean - looking at it on a monitor it's way more obvious that it's taken with a longer focal length. Doesn't help that I've been caught up thinking about speedboosters lately so I think I'm not quite right in mind at the moment when it comes to focal lengths heh. Am looking at a Pentax 6x7 booster (with 0.7x coverage) to fit my A7Sii - I wanna try and achieve a medium tele perspective but with the coverage of a wider lens while not forking out for a MF digital...", "From red ridinghoods corpse like all wolves.", "Good luck, people are claiming r/hailcorporate and are probably going to scare them away. Shame too, because this is a great picture AND a great coat. ", "I thought to look at your history because you used it to prove your authenticity without prompting. \n\nBesides, what motive would anyone have to pay me to call out astroturfers. That \"what-about-you\" argument doesn't even make sense here.", "Snow white and red rose...?", "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. What did you say?", "Correction: it needs to be warn in a BBC 1920s period drama.", "this is magnificent !", "Holy fuchsia, this pic should be the promo poster of the new live-action Little Red Riding Hood / Three Little Pigs crossover franchise directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan", "Cambridge in the UK, or that American Cambridge? ", "You look like Belle. Gorgeous coat!", "No that is what we call post processing which is done after the picture is taken. So exposure is the general brightness if the photo. The exposure triangle is the aperture, shutter speed, and iso which all affect the exposure and shot in its own unique way.", "Your friend was correct.", "The two of you created and captured one of those fleeting, ethereal moments of true beauty, it's incredible :) ", "I'll tell you who, a rival clothing company trying to tarnish the good name of hellbunny.com. And it sickens me what you people will do to destroy the competition.", "trolling", "\"Woman in Red Coat\"", "There's two different types, which are that picture you see which is a little wider in the chest, and the one OP has, which is slimmer in the chest. \n\nThey're both the \"Elvira\" coat, but there's two different versions of it. ", "So vivid you can see a slight reflection in her boots!", "Wow I love that coat !!! ", "iso 800, how much noise is that on that camera? 800 is kinda max on my GX1 if you want decently clear images.", "A Pentax 6x7 is one of my dream cameras! The bokeh you get from a torso up portrait is unbelievable! Not to mention bokeh on a full body portrait. Definitely a future purchase. ", "Right back at you. =)", "What the fuck", "This is like the plot of a rom-com.\n\nDude breaks up with his cheating girlfriend and takes up his old hobby of photography. Girl sees him taking pictures and says this. etc etc they get married", "r/esist", "Your friend sounds like a lot of fun and like it’s always an adventure being her friend. She was right, and you have talent. Awesome capture!\n\nExcuse my poor grammar, I’m half asleep :)", "Not me. I'm drunk.", "Mate. People own fancy clothing, and will put it on when they are being photographed. Chill out, Poindexter. ", "Call me crazy, but I avoid Cloudflare because if you use them you have to give them your SSL private keys. That goes against my core security instincts. They did create [Keyless SSL](https://www.cloudflare.com/ssl/keyless-ssl/) to address this issue, but it's only available on their Enterprise Plan, which doesn't even list a price (their business plan is $200/month).", "Spring of 2018? That's amazing! I thought we'd have to wait about a year or longer.", "In the words of Nolan's Batman, \"Nice coat.\"", "And she was absolutely correct. \n\nI love winter, but I wish fall could go on forever. ", "This looks like the cover to a YA novel about a boarding school adventure. ", "Gorgeous coat! Perfect match with the snow.", "\"Riding Hood\" sounds like the name of a cheesy interracial porno.", "It feels more like final fantasy to me. Where this is the girl the main character has been seeing in their dream and finally meets by chance on a foreign campus while chasing some villain who nobody has actually seen in person. Welp, you might be right. She might turn out to be the villain after all.", "Why does everything gotta cost money?", "I read that wrong. I now really want a double bacon croissant roll.\n\n", "Fuck I hate this subreddit. ", "Prinses in the snow? Nice foto!", "[Softer, female voice cover by Amanda Seyfried](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTzLgnT9UFI). Absolutely love it.", "That is a very lovely coat!", "very pretty pictures", "The ISO is the sensitivity of the cells on the sensor. The higher the number the higher voltage per so many photons. So if is too sensitive the sensor can have too much voltage so that the cells can be triggered by things that aren't visible light, such as microwave, infrared or even background radiation.", "ISO is the abbreviation for the scale used to measure the sensitivity of the light sensor. I think it stands for \"international standard organization\" but it's been a long time since I've worked on light sensors. ", "$187.99", "Or shoot his bladed scabbard at people; kind of like Adams' sword but reversed.", "I'm gonna wear the fool badge proudly since I'd rather encourage people to share genuine content than worry about being right on the internet.\n\nIf I'm wrong, then I've looked at a photo of a womans coat under false pretences.\n\nIf you're wrong, then you've been throwing out false accusations and insults with no evidence.\n\nGood night, my woke friend.", "What's a potato?", "That camera is really beautiful, and I am in love with the look of 6x7 MF (used to own a RZ67) - I bought a Bronica 645 recently and it just doesn't have the same feel (images look almost identical to a standard 35mm system to be honest). Gonna trade it in for the Pentax since I got lucky and the Bronica went up in value enough to do a 1-1 exchange. My big plan being able to slap that 105/2.4 with a speedbooster on my Sony as well :D", "That coat though. Beautiful. ", "Ask your friend where she got that coat, I need it!", "Wow! Just wow!", "She put the gun up to his head, and pulled the trigger. She noticed that the gunshot, once a thunderous and frightening sound, no longer bothered her as it did the first time. God, that seemed like a lifetime ago. How she almost messed it up, afraid to pull the trigger, missing, almost letting her first victim get away...\n\nThe body of the final name on her list fell into the snow. As it lay there, the blood a brilliant red against the clean white snow, she thought back to that day. A day so filled with promise and anticipation. That was before everything happened, when she was a bright-eyed girl, on the first day of her new journey. Enjoying the snow in her new red coat...", "I spent $300 on a J Crew peacoat and it does not make me look murdery/ edgy. I think for guys to get the cool guy factor we must open our very thin wallets.", "Simple, he'll edit your comment without it showing up to the public as edited.", "1/125 doesn’t seem all that difficult IIRC.", "Ehh, Southern Hemisphere Spring...", "I think that's maybe the most fun way to handle it.", "turn that frown upside down...", "You don't get to pretend to take the high road after trolling... ", "For some reason, this photo conjured memories of a movie I saw a long time ago called Don't Look Now with Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie", "50mm on full frame is considered standard, not wide angle. Perspective should be close to that of human vision. But a lot of people do prefer to use a short telephoto lens for portraits.\n\nAnyway yeah.", "Was gonna buy this for my gf but I can’t find this exact version, I can only find one with this lace up in the back :S \n\nI’m based in the UK and I can’t even get on hell bunny website", "How pretentious.", "That is a Great picture, would do good on a wall. ", "Did you mean \"implies\"? Or do the hoods actually implicate guilt or responsibility?", "You already told me I was getting paid and disregarded my account, why does it matter what road I take? You said yourself that you're wasting your time, at least I'm making money from it.", "Dammit. I'm sad again now. ", "Looks like an opening scene for a new Little Red Riding Hood movie", "just checked out Hellbunny. nice 50's aesthetic. good for people who want to wear lolita but cannot commit.", "Spy's sappin' mah sentry!", "That's because this is Newnham :) ", "Is no one going to mention her dr.marten rose boots which match the coat, dear Lord I need that combo.", "So So beautifull is my first thought. And always will be. ", "You'd really have to see a detailed picture, look at the stitching, and know the materials used before you could judge the quality of that coat - and then be able to judge the price.", "HODL", "Yeah this definitely took some prep and wasn’t all oh let’s just be so impulsive and care free.\n\nNotwithstanding this is still a fantastic shot. ", "No company or product name or logo visible, you have to go hunting for a link.", "Cambridgeshire looked absolutely beautiful for about an hour before it remembered it was part of England and started raining again..... ", "I’m not gonna be the Debbie downer and call this one out specifically, but this definitely sounds like a well done ad. Between the well written headline to the absolutely gorgeous picture to the OP linking right away to the site...\n\nIf not, it’s still an awesome coat and an awesome picture either way, but if it was a planned ad... I can only give them credit, cause it’s well done.", "The link is provided by OP in one of the top comments ", "She is so right. ", "Perfect, I'll have to grab that for my wife, she'll love it.", "Hail corporate?", "It's the other Cambridge.", "Also not red- more of a blood-orange.", "It's part of Newnham College, so you were right about which Cambridge.", "not yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", "ISO is better explained perhaps as sensitivity of the camera. High sensitivity means better low light, but it is more prone to noise, which is that grain you can see in many low light shots.", "Shes a Cambridge girl. It probably is.", "Well, she wasn’t wrong", "[OP replied below. It's in England.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt3eyxc/). ", "Not only ther red coat is cool, the way she posed is icing on the cake 👌", "Awesome pic!!", "The Handmaid's tale", "Wtf there's another Cambridge? ", "Just saw OP confirm they're from Cambridge, England. I just assumed it was anyway too. ", "OP's pic sells it. This picture makes it look bloody awful.", "She wasn't wrong.", "I shoot the a6000 which is really all I need as I only shoot for a hobby. I would love full frame though for the quality and bokeh. ", "You must not be a good mathematician.", "Who pissed in your cereal this morning?", "Honestly, I'm glad they did. I find all of those subs worse because when I talk about subreddits I typically say \"slash 'r' slash\" and those subreddits fuck with that. ", "I'm frustrated because there are so many people like you making money like this that it has become my default nature to distrust everything I read on this site. It wasn't always like this and it is just getting worse and worse. You used to be able to find genuine discussion on this site, like you would have talking to anyone face-to-face, but so much of what is posted here now has an agenda other than what is implied.\n\nIt is like how people people become frustrated with facebook and other tech companies that grow giving the user what they want then pivoting to shove ads down their throats. This is how reddit is pivoting, but not just with ads and nothing is marked as such (that is what I mean by astroturfing). \n\nIf you are not making money off this, you wouldn't want this site to become this way. If you are, I just want you to know that, as it has become obviously clear, you are bringing me a lot of stress. I might be just screaming in the wind here, but you have engaged with me this long; maybe you'd understand.", "Ayy my sister is an econ second year there", "She is damn right!", "Holy shit thats nice!", "At first I thought they just shooting Matrix remake in Cambridge..", "I have the same coat (I bought it in Camden though). I agree it made an amazing photo. ", "*IS THE SCYTHE ALSO A SNIPER RIFLE", "She was right!\n", "Maybe she has a full ride scholarship.", "[I’d eat a bowl of sand if it meant getting my hands on this jacket](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2a/2d/12/2a2d128fc0cd62e34c45af8c1dcb1229--gothic-fashion-lolita-fashion.jpg)", "What's the building in the background? I assume a university building?", "I loovvve this coat!! Kinda reminds me of Belle's coat (from Beauty and the Beast) http://imgur.com/CyGd7Yf", "My photoshop isn't the best, but... \n\n[Grimm Faceoff](https://imgur.com/E6FKPQ7)", "What in the world is this?", "holy shit!!!", "They've made a feature length live action film as well.", "It's a shitty amateur show so it really shouldn't be..... somehow the quality has declined over time", "It also comes in purple on Modcloth's website! I got it recently and it's gorgeous in person and gets me tons of compliments. \n\nEdit: Looks like it sold out since I got it.", "It doesn’t matter how\n\nThe petals scatter now\n\nEvery nightmare just discloses\n\nIt’s your blood that’s red like roses\n\nAnd no matter what I do\n\nNothing ever takes the place of you\n\nGoddamn I love me some RWBY", "Must be nice to be rich.\n of course", "You should post this picture to /r/redditgetsdrawn", "we can fix that", "OP: compliments on the composition; and to the model (your friend) striking a perfect pose ", "Red like roses...", "Oh but it helps ", "neeerd", "You can feel good. ", "Hug if death", "Is the coat reflecting in her boots?", "Reminds me of pretty little liars :P\n\nAnd yes it is!", "[Also it looks stupid when you use a mobile app or the default CSS.](https://i.imgur.com/3PYtwjX.jpg)", "Is it machine washable?", "Hug if dead is the actual term\n\nEveryone knows that!!!\n\n", "Here's how it's happened from my perspective.\n\nI saw a photo that I liked, went into the comments to see what people were saying, and mostly saw OP trying to convince people what they said in the title was genuine.\n\nI had a look at OPs history, decided that it probably is (I know you disagree with this part, just giving my P.O.V here) and decided to side with them. Because it's not nice to be outright called a liar and a shill, when you just wanted to share a photo you took.\n\n(again, the worst case scenario is that I comforted someone getting paid for promoting the website when they didn't deserve it. The best case is that I gave a genuine contributor a little peace of mind and relieved a bit of stress)\n\n Then you implied I was being paid and am basically not a real person, I answered those claims as genuinely as I could (got a little sarcastic with the Runescape stuff, but I've never been accused of basically living a lie before so maybe I jumped the gun a little)\n\nYou doubled down on your claims that my account is fake and I'm on someones payroll, so what can I do at that point? There's no way to disprove or prove your claims. I answered genuinely once and you were having none of it, so I started dicking around.\n\nLet's stop typing essays and agree to disagree.", "Burn me! I was thinking the same. ", "Lol things on this level of quirkiness happen between me and my friends all the time. It's not that weird. I swear half of the people who comment /r/thathappened just lead boring lives. ", "Wauw. Great shot.", "She was right ", "Please keep off the grass", "I’m in love with it. The snow, the gorgeous coat, that pose... gosh it’s so wholesome. Is there a possibility to get the original so I can get it printed in large and hang it up on my wall?", "I'm with you, dude. There's nothing weird about this story. ", "If we could just get that building out of the way, this would be a great \"Into the Woods\" poster.", "Hellbunny.com are you fucking unable to use google??? ", "I'm glad you decided to use slightly too slow of a shutter speed, and add in some extra jpeg", "its nice", "I can't believe OP posted links to the coat after many people asked where they could get it! What a shill!", "As a response to [PC__LOAD__LETTER!](https://www.reddit.com/user/PC__LOAD__LETTER) who deleted his response while i was writing mine\n> So you’re admitting that your bloodhound reddit senses were wrong about this person being an owned account or a paid shill.\n> Don’t let that be reason enough to wonder if you’re being reasonable. Keep pushing.\n\nI'm not admitting I'm wrong. I was for the sake of argument assuming he is who he said he is to see what he thinks of this thread as a whole. He could have been arguing genuinely about himself but also think this thread is being manipulated. \n\n", "Newnham <3", "For real, this is basic compositing stuff.", "Same, but my first thought was to show/recommend it to my female friends.", "Nah, no mention of the name in the description. One mention under another comment. Website unable to handle the traffic. If it is, it was poorly executed. \n\nMore than likely you would see a top comment saying where can they buy it and a response to where to find it and a few other people talking up the brand. In reality you have one post about where to get it and others talking about the site going down and how it's not that high quality if you looked closer. \n\n🤷‍♂️", "Reddit is just full of cynical bastards with boring lives. I can't understand how people would read your title and think \"ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE\".", "I have a coat in a similar style. I recently moved to Australia and haven’t been able to wear it once. This makes me miss home so much. ", "Best really. The choreography really took a dip when Monty passed unfortunately.", "Everyone is complimenting her coat, which is gorgeous and all, but what really stands out is your ability to catch it in all it’s beauty. You did an amazing job in the balance of the photo, catching just the right moment to share with us and helping your friend really capture the beauty that she felt as she danced around in the snow. \n\nBravo.", "Oh yeah, on days like that it can get crazy. 99% of the time you're a volunteer janitor, but when reddit freaks out about something there's really no telling how bad it can get. \n\n\"I think this has run its course, time logoff for the night.\" \"Uh, why do I have a PM from a Washington Post reporter?\" That was a fun weekend. ", "LOVE the coat!!", "Now I'm curious as to what she looks like.", "r/evolution has to be my favourite name", "Yeah this really is classic Cambridge...", "That picture looks like it could be a cover for a novel.", "That slow caught me off guard on Sunday, which was the day I was moving house in Cambridge. The \"man with van\" i hired rolled his car that morning on black ice... not the smoothest of moves. ", "Yes but under another post that was an hour earlier which is under a post that was three hours earlier. If this was an ad you would see immediate posts and replies with the hope of being top comment. Also the website would be prepared for an uptick in traffic. If you can't turn an ad into sales then it's not a good ad campaign.", "> ISO is the 'brightness adjustment' (IDK the name, but the higher you push it the more grainy the picture will be).\n\nNot 100% sure, but isn't that normally called gain? I know on cheap cameras there's an ISO setting and on pricy high end ones you have a thing called gain that does exactly what you describe it should...\n\nThe \"shutter\" speed is actually called exposure now, as most cameras don't have physical shutters any more.", "keep on raging friend", "Excellent, thanks! Your friend has awesome taste, of course. Edit: Reddit seems to have hugged it to death. ", "Release the hounds. ", "That humble brag\n\n", "I like how you humble-brag yourself in the edit", "Haha, I lived in Cambridge for 25 years and was fairly poor. And cost of living is way more expensive now", "You should have just stopped when you \"felt the need to dick around.\" \n\nYou use my claim of you being dishonest to be dishonest. If you where honest in the first place and you wanted to convince me of anything, proving my points, even in jest, then claiming to be joking just muddies the whole thing. If you felt I was being unfair in your characterization, and there was nothing you could do to change my mind, I agree, why continue. \n ", "She needs a talking wolf to hang out with.", "This is a stunning photo and I need that jacket now ", "70k.... I’ll never understand Reddit ", "She was right", "I'm a dude and I want that fucking coat.", "Looks like the cover of a suspense-thriller that takes place in Great Britain. ", "Where was the snark you were supposedly getting? I also like how after coming off like a douche your offering women your diet and exercise advice.", "You're enchanting!", "That edit was a humblebrag in itself", "OwO", "how gorgeus", "Gain is a digital signal boosting, causing the image to be brighter but at the cost of digital noise usually. ISO is light sensitivity, and exists since the good old camera film, where a different film could be more or less sensitive to light.\n\nAn 800 ISO photo will be a lot different from a 100 ISO photo with 4x gain. ", "Gain is the term used on video, tv, or (some) motion picture cameras. ISO used to be called film speed but it refers to the sensitivity of the sensor (whether that's digital or film) and how much light it can capture in a span of time.\n\nWith digital imaging we have overcome a lot of the limitations digital cameras used to have so that you can have an extremely high ISO number like 16000(which my camera can shoot at with acceptable noise in certain situations) and not worry about the grain/noise that appears on the image. The DSLR camera I bought 10 years ago can maybe shoot at ISO 2000 and I can use noise reduction in post-processing to improve the quality but now that's a step I usually don't have to do", "Why are you trolling now? Whenever someone makes such a horrible comment I always get curious to see if they are always a terrible person or just about certain things. You are being a complete and utter dick right now but don't seem a usual troll to me. Straighten up and fly right.", "Buy a used a6000 and 35mm lens ", "Op says it’s English Cambridge, not US one.\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt3eyxc\n\n[edit: added link to comment]", "She was right and she knows how to strike a pose. That or you direct well.", "That's the most obscure reference I've seen all month.", "I can get pretty good results at 1/60", "I’m loving this coat. Everyone is saying little red riding hood, but I’m getting major Queen Amidala vibes and I am fucking into it", "I love Winter Cus Girls Are covered up :3 ", "RemindMe! 14 days", "Was just about to say this.", "You're the one promoting the company right now but making me aware of them.", "I don't think either of us are innocent.\n\n[This is the comment where I only said what I thought of the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt3nxxk/).\n\nI didn't throw in any jokes or sarcasm, and your reply was downright insulting and accusatory. \n\nYou said you miss genuine conversation, I tried to give you some, you went to attack mode. That's kind of on you.", "Op this photo is nothing short of awesome. ", "Is that how it works? Hm, color me naive. Would the website be prepared in case it made the front page? I doubt it. Not many small websites are prepared for that kind of influx. But shame. Guess they’ll just have to sell all of their inventory then to make up for it.", "but?", "There is some good info here. \n\nI'd just like to add that if you buy into a Sony E-mount system, you'll probably want to start with Sigma or Tamron lenses. Another option is buying a lens adapter that lets you shoot lenses meant for other cameras on your body (and a step up from that are speed boosters)", "This is SO British. ", "Me and my Corsair keyboard think you are an idiotic and a dick. I think my Corsair mouse pad agrees.\n\nThis post sponsored by Logitech.", "I haven't seen a single one of her posts like that.", "Oh no, she got Clifford!", "Gotta thank all that sweet child labour in south-east asia.", "What happened to it?", "The coats great and you seem to have got the whole look right. 10/10", "Hellbunny is going to sell a lot of these today.\n", "This was the post I was waiting for", "She should see a doctor", "Can you ask her where she got that coat.", "/r/unexpectedrt", "Man, washing instructions keep getting weirder.", "Ah be cynical if you want but the op talks more about his camera then anything else. Also only posts the name once from what I could see but you know r/NothingEverHappens", "Well, there's that and the fact it is fewer letters to type.", "It seems to have picked up in the current season.", "Like what? Who is her?", "This is a great picture but /r/thatHappened", "Excellent picture. ", "That's one poorly designed subreddit : I don't know that rwby stands for, and it's not written anywhere on the sub either.", "Fair enough. Like I said, I’m not usually cynical about such things, but this one struck my this-is-shit bone", "As a fellow midwesterner, I can't even wear my trench coat without the \"OH you going to murder someone\" comments. A cloak would get tarred, feathered, and ran out of town", "Sure she was right. Beautiful picture!", "I agree with her and I think you, just don't appreciate what an amazing product this is from [Hell Bunny](http://www.hellbunny.com). I mean [Hell Bunny](http://www.hellbunny.com) makes so many great products it is hard to decide which one is best, maybe a coupon will help calm you down. Type in Reddit12 at checkout to get 10% off at [Hell Bunny](http://www.hellbunny.com)!\n\nThis is not a shill review.", "Your writing style is 100x weirder than anyone elses. What the fuck? lmao. Piss off. ", "Can't believe I found 4 RWBY fans in a random post, <3 you guys\n\nEdit: turns out the thread is filled with fans! r/rwby revolution!", "I feel I scrolled down too far to get to this comment. ", "That coat could be in a movie!", "exhibitionists on the internet making the world go round since 1995", "Is he.", "It is such an amazing shot that it does make one think that there must be a whole team doing this shoot. With wardrobe and everything. It's just mind boggling gorgeous and clean. \n\nI hope he gets an offer from the company on this shot and updates everyone about it.", "What the FUCK did I just watch????", "Lovely username", "Haha now I know it was staged ;)", "Kinda feel for the sysadmin who must've got (and is still getting) loads of emails since like 2am (it's a UK based store) about the site crashing. \n\nObviously a small business running off a single VPS that for every other day of the year is just fine for their needs. ", "The \"embrace\" sounds very dark. We prefer a \"hug\".", "What is RWBY?", "Awesome picture and coat!", "Ruby (RWBY) winter outfit? ", "Better grab a few quick, so you can flog 'em for even more on ebay.", "A schnyper rifle?", "/r/thathappend and also a marketing campaign for that red coat. 20/10. You karma whore.", "We get it, you’re rich and go to Harvard. Cool\nPic. ", "I still find this fake.... I still don’t beilieve it...", "This is beautiful! She was totally right. ", "It's really a dude in the coat isn't it....", "Exactly, all the people that are posting r/thathappened don't realise that this is so quintessentially Cantabrigian", "Genuine doesn't mean being nice. I'm not claiming innocence. You can have a genuine conversation where people don't like or trust each other. I made the claim that this thread looks filled with disingenuous content. You claimed not to see it. I called you a fool. You called me an asshole. This can all be true (from our own perspectives) and still be genuine, and I hope it is. I'd rather be arguing with someone who I think doesn't see the astroturfing (insulting you) than someone who is astroturfing (accusing you).\n\nMy argument for genuine content is an argument against astroturfed content, not for nice content.\n\nBut I agree, our conversation could have been more productive if I was nicer.\n\n", "I've gotten so many good tips, I'll have to research this cam!", ">an extremely high ISO number like 16000(which my camera can shoot at with acceptable noise in certain situations)\n\nOut of interest, what do you shoot on? I’m assuming mirrorless? I’ve had my Canon 80D about a year and I’m sick of not being able to shoot in low light. I’ll push the ISO to 2000 occasionally but even as low as 1,600 is producing consistently unusable images. Thinking of switching to a Sony A7ii", "I'm in applied math so my own stereotype wouldn't apply anyways", "I would legit have this framed on my wall.", "Can you ask your friend if there's a place that does men's 50's style clothes like this? I'm buying my girlfriend a dress from there and it'd be cool to match!", "I love Monty's fight choreography, but I always took issue with his more 'static' animation. His characters had a tendency to just sort of... bounce around randomly, like they couldn't sit still.\n\nWatching Tex do it in RvB was the worst for me.", "I did mention peacoats being good.", "I'm so jealous. Tell her to look after it!", "I like her.", "Can't beat hell bunny. I have one of there caots too. I need more :)", "You can just tell, even by looking from behind that this girl is both beautiful and rich. ", "I switched from Nikon crop to Sony mirrorless. I only picked up an a6300 because the price was too good not to and now I want to jump to the full frame options. I'm really hoping the price on the A7s2 drops a fair amount when the next revision comes out\n\nI shoot a lot of night and astrophotography so the sensitivity is really important", "Why? Because of me? Someone who usually argues politics and has had two successful posts? Lol. \n\nOk whatever, I just like arguing and this doesn't seem like an ad to me but whatever. ✌️", "Yes because being old, bitter, and stuck in your ways is a good way to “thrive” get over yourself.", "Yeah, the low light capabilities on that are insane. Not cheap though. Thanks for the reply!", "It's just the architecture of the time. They made a lot of red brick buildings back then.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgian_architecture", "Woah, isn't voat that site that kept getting dropped from various host for linking to CP? To the point that they had to ban a bunch of CP-oriented subs?", "You look like a wolf is going to eat you and your grandmother.", "I am so attracted to that coat right now. ", "She was right.", "Super edgy and cool 👍 I think I’m falling for you ", "\"Let them eat cake\"", "Would wallpaper this", "I suspect OP is female. This was taken at one of the few all women colleges in Cambridge.", "Couldn't possibly be because the viral marketing is working perfectly could it?", "Love the title! Too many are trying to brush off the fact that they love their coat and want a picture taken. Like “accidentally got a picture of my coat in the snow- AKWARD” or similar. ", "Your post title + photo are a great reinforcement of the ultimate photography wisdom.\n\nAny photo is better with people in it. Think of your above photo as just a landscape. Might be nice, but still so much less.", "I can't help but read that in a English accent.", "How excited is Penny by the thought of all of the college products she can use this photo for? We used to get begging emails for any college based snow photos...", "It means \"film speed\" in conventional cameras and has carried over to digital. ", "Newnham!!!! ❤️", "I wonder whether she knows that her picture is on the front page of Reddit. ", "u should try taobao with their misleading cloth advertising", "Reddit hosted /r/jailbait and many similar subs at one point, yet you're still here. ", "I also have a voat account. What's your point?", "I need to know where to purchase this coat or what type is coat this is so i cam find one", "Is that Clough Hall behind that coat?\n\n[Extensive, beautifully maintained gardens provide the backdrop](https://www.google.com.au/maps/@52.1998666,0.1063124,2a,75y,232.37h,95.98t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s_DcDP4SLW_h3C1CRDZWK1w!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo0.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D_DcDP4SLW_h3C1CRDZWK1w%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D350.11365%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en-GB).", "r/accidentalwesanderson", "To be fair, according to the old joke if the fire alarm rings there will be more boys coming out than girls. ", "I think the one /u/seekanddstry posted a picture of is the plus sized version. A lot of clothing companies like Hell Bunny make separate plus sized versions of their clothing.", "That was very helpful, is there any other camera you would recommend ? \n", "You’re absolutely correct, my point was more about the distortion and distance compression however. ", "She's not wrong", "$239.99 for me >_>", "Nice! I love your coat... What a dreamy pic! <3", "187.99 now", "Also r/accidentalwesanderson", "Right, i mean it's a good picture, but it's just centered, the most basic of composition lol.", "Yeah but where’s her bow and arrows?", "r/titlegore", "Considering this was probably a marketing ploy for the site, they done fucked up.\n\nAdvert worked so well noone can get to the site", "Canterbury =/= cambridge", "She looks like a Cardinal!", "Yes, the distances are compressed with the narrower angle of view, allowing the building in the background to appear larger than it would with the same frame and a standard angle of view (closer to the subject).\n\nI'm sure you know, just explaining for anyone else who might read :)\n\nThe actual angle of view used was much narrower, in the medium telephoto range. And of course it definitely wasn't a fast aperture since the background detail was only slightly soft.", "From Canterbury is Cantaurian, from Cambridge is Cantabrigian. Idk why, English is weird ", "That's an amazing photograph, and your friend is completely correct about the cost.", "Too early in my opinion. This coat needs a full white layer of snow before photography.", "This looks like a movie poster for a live action red riding hood movie. ", "Also, I thought they de-gendered most if not all the college's at Oxbridge a few years back.", "Awesome shot! Also cool to see Cambridge on the front page. ", "Bootiful", "That looks magical af", "Yeah in New Zealand ", "UK, this looks like Newnham college.", "Just the male-only ones. As far as I know there are no plans to turn the female only colleges into co-ed. All of them are relatively small, so it's not like the ladies have a significant advantage. Plus if you are really that desperate to get into Cambridge no one's stopping you from applying to Girton or Homerton. \n\nEdit: Thr above applies to Cambridge only. ", "\n/u/LadyLili13, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/LadyLili13&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s9vwp/during_a_dusting_of_snow_in_cambridge_yesterday/dt3vv6n/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.", "Shitty attempt at faking an authentic moment.", "Meh... The coat is gorgeous but the image is try hard. ", "I'm happy that people are so excited for this coat, but c'mon, it does not remotely look like an expensive coat. It almost looks like a costume piece. Something a cosplayer would wear. It just happens to fit this girl well and the photograph is composed nicely. ", "Giving me serious RWBY vibes", "So take a normal picture of.her as proof", "Are gothy boots Cambridge?\n", ">une pistolet\n\nAs a French guy I'm triggered.", "Mmkay", "Its a beautiful coat", "...Fair enough. That coat needs to be worn in the snow. And in a host of other places I'm too polite to mention. 'Cause that's one hella coat.", "> That may be true but that coat ain't cheap.\n\nCost of studying at Cambridge is the same as studying at many other universities in the UK. That coat isn't cheap? Are you kidding me? It's £100. It's not Primark, but it's comparable to any other coat at a big-name department store. Do you sit in front of Macy's (US) or Debenhams (UK) sneering at all the rich people? Kids spend comparable amounts of money on toys and nights out drinking, and the best you can do is complain that her coat is £100. \n\nI'm not saying that Oxbridge doesn't have problems with exclusivity and privately educated people, but some Redditors love to just play out their own storylines so they can feel better about their lives. ", "Coat is beautiful yes. You also need a good body to wear it yes.", "Tell your friend she has an excellent taste in boots. I have the same ones!", "Damn thats a really nice coat", "Hoods balls man.", "You can't solve for _x_ if you don't know the correct value of _t_.", "Anime-esque series about teenage girls training to become monster slayers. \n\nThe [main character](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYW2GmHB5xs) (and OP's coat) are based off Red Riding Hood.", "So that is her home in the background she was shouting out of a window of?", "Yeah, pretty sure this is the one OP has: http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/16Ovmwl.jpg", "Amazingly shot!!", "Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people ", "That or I went there for uni and one of the things people try to do is have dinner at each hall? Clearly you’ve never been as you refer to them as cafeterias. ", "Your friend has some mean style.", "Can we get a frontal pic, for science? ", "Beautiful!", "ISO refers to film sensitivity, so what's a digital camera doing with ISO?", "That's a good camera, I really like Sony's line of cameras lately. If you'd like to try FF on a budget I highly recommend a second-hand D700 as I find it holds up pretty well to my A7Sii (up to about 1600 ISO). Of course, there's also some decently priced second-hand A7's going around too!", "RWBY is the team name of the 4 main characters of the series, it is an acronym and each letter represents one of the characters names.\n\nR - Ruby Rose\nW - Weiss Schnee \nB - Blake Belladonna \nY - Yang Xiao Long\n\nIn the story there are multiple groups (consisting of 4 individuals each) that all are acronyms for the team members involved. There are groups such as JNPR and NDGO as well, they all follow a rule in that they must spell out a colour phonetically.\n\nAlso, there is a FAQ section on the subreddit community info section that can tell you more about the series. ", "That's amazing and I really want that coat right now, where did your friend get it? Its gorgeous!", "/r/fujix", "Oh I understood your sarcasm, I was just adding on to what you said", "I'm imagining this is from Beauty and the Beast or some shit.", "It also snows infrequently enough (at least in term time, don’t know if OP is a student or not) that whenever it does snow, I end up taking a lot of pictures", "It could be both:\n\n“I have to wear this coat in the snow! Why don’t you take some pictures while I’m there?”", "I'm 100% certain of it?", "Your life looks so much better than mine. What cupboard did you have to fall through to get to that wonderful place?", "I mean the one in the US is completely misleadingly named, does it even have a single bridge over the River Cam?", "No ", "Read [the definition of embrace](https://www.google.com/search?num=20&client=firefox-b&q=Dictionary#dobs=embrace) from the Google Dictionary function. The term \"embrace\" is perfect.\n\nWhat reddit does to little websites like that one is very dark.\n\n", "That some fantastic photo and a coat.", "Hey there Little Red Riding Hood. You sure are looking good. You're everything a big bad wolf could want. AhhoOOOOOOOOOO! ", "I'm a guy, but man I love that coat... One of the best looking coats I've seen, at least from the back. After viewing the pictures of it on the site, I'm not too crazy about the front of the coat.", "“Smart person” here:\n\nCambridge is not a college.\n\nCambridge is a university.\n\nTrinity College, which I’m at, is a college.\n\nNewnham College, where OP took the photo, is also a college.\n\nSo please actually get your facts right before you start patronising people.", "awesome guitar solo", "Why do you think OP’s rich?\n\nEdit: they’re uni students, in what universe is that rich?", "That was just inspired.\n", "There’s dozens of us!", "Big Red riding hood?", "It’s not a jacket; it’s a coat.\n\nJackets go to your waist or hips.\nCoats are longer, down to your thighs or knees.", "So many RWBY fans I love it. ", "Why Thank you good sir for saving me from that faux pas", "Never met any Cambridge students then, aye? I'm from Cambridge, enjoyed the smattering of snow on Sunday, and totally believe a few Cambridge students would want to go out and take a couple of snaps. It's a truly gorgeous city. \n\n\nedit: Also if they're Cambridge students it's completely plausible that they could be a very capable amateur photographer with a good quality camera. ", "No worries it's a cool picture! ", "Some might. ", "😁", "I think the boot laces make the shot perfect.", "Hey, I've been lurking around lens and cams - MTF charts, performance in vignetting, sharpness, contrast etc and after a lot of analysis for over a year - multiple places, flickr photos,Vimeo YouTube videos - sites like photography blog, stevehuff, many other places and my recent craze is philipreeve. Looking at engineering of products has been my hobby for 6 years.. started with looking about GPU, then cpu, then displays, then mobiles, then headphones speakers DACs and amps, then dsp, and other stuff like io.. etc. Even before that I used to be hacky - I learnt about cache, downloading YouTube videos offline when I was around 11 years old in 2006 I guess... Something about audacity and all those stuff. And sometimes into science history and stuff.. cameras were really interesting, especially lens engineering. In film, lens is pretty much everything (yeah you need to design good shutter mechanism and all, but lens is the king). I would prefer vintage lens since I don't have to deal with the weight, size and optic compromises that modern lens have because of additional autofocus motors and image stabilization systems. And also cheaper.\n\nBeen following gh5, a7r/s, d850,leicas, classic leicas, mamiya, I think I finally got to know what I'll purchase. Right now I'm only having a phone but when I'm in the mood to take photos I take everything to manual, and since it's iso performance is shitty I'll have to set it at 100 resort to long exposures which did give me a new skill - I can shoot handheld 2 second exposure shots HANDHELD easily with my OnePlus 3 and at times I can even manage 4. Mostly I take everything manual - white balance, shutter speed and focus (depth of field is a lowly fixed garb anyways). Some photos I took when I really felt like taking a photo.\n\nhttps://www.flickr.com/photos/94577550@N08/\nThey aren't excellent but I believe I made the best I could out of the kit I have.\n\nI am looking to get deeper into photography. Type of photography I'm interested in are street, portrait and long exposure - not into burst action or anything that requires crazy autofocus. For videos I'm more of a 60fps fan, and for some wierd reason I like videos taken at 24/50fps and then sped up a little to 30/60fps. Obviously I love slow motion but not a deal breaker tbh. My video style interests are something like first person view - like experience in a roller coaster, beaches etc. And dance/Parkour (once again closer to a panning view). So I need good rolling shutter performance (gh5, gh5s, d750 all qualify to be my kit, but I'm waiting for the a7siii). Examples of videos I love\n\nhttps://youtu.be/asys0Nrqxfs\nhttps://youtu.be/w8wC_uQnQL8\nhttps://youtu.be/YjvDa6Bcdo0\nhttps://youtu.be/u3N0PDijrhQ\nWhat focal length should I use to get similar results to the one above on a full frame. I believe this was taken using nocticron 42.5mm on gh5 - theoretically it should be 85mm that I should be looking for but I'm not sure if the exact feel will be replicated.\n\nI'm looking at either Sony a7siii or Sony a7riii. Waiting to see if a7siii has 4k 60fps and good rolling shutter performance when it launches (not sure when, I guess we'll see at NAB), else I'm taking the a7riii. Lens I'm thinking of getting are.\n\n1. 28mm Zeiss distagon f/2 ZF.2 mount. I am a sucker for the 28mm field of view. The field curvature of this and Leica 28mm lens that make it feel more shallow than f/2. Yes it's an aberration but it's an aberration that I personally love and it actually makes photos more pleasing - just not suited for flat architecture photography which is not my thing anyway. Besides I'm better off with an even wider lens if I'm into that. 28mm is a point where things are wide enough but still the subject occupies a noticeable area in the frame. There's something great about these lens, the 28mm full frame field of view drags you into a point inside the frame and these with their shallower depth of field make it even more so. There's a very cool asymmetric feel to the shots as well which I like.\n\n2. Contax Zeiss 35-70mm f/3.4 (have to look for a good seller, it's an old lens).. just simply replaces multiple primes. And I wouldn't be shooting wide open in these ranges anyway.\n\n3. Nikon 105mm f/2.5 ai-s/ai/non si (whichever I can find) - portraits (this is the only lens I guess I'll have to work hard with manual focus because of the longer range and shallower depth of field).\n\nI have enough savings and I believe I have enough talent to make good use of these. Besides they'll be with me for years to come.\n\nI'm taking the 28mm in ZF mount since it will share the same mount as Nikon 105mm and I can save on adapters size. Or I'll have to look for an old CY mount so it shares the Contax Zeiss but I'm not sure of it is worth the effort. The ZF I can get online new easily. Pricey, but considering that it'll make up majority of my photos I am okay with it.\n\nI'm not 100% fixed on the Nikon 105mm. The portraits taken with a full frame are great when some space is left in the sides but for headshots, they look kind of fluffy. Headshots looks better with photos taken on aps-c sensors (possibly because you have to leave that space now). I can't but a full frame just to make it like a crop. I kind of prefer 90mm look over the 105mm but the summicron is bloody expensive. But on the plus side, when framed properly, the 105mm is a bliss, I just have to avoid headshots (which is not always my thing anyway) and have to frame a little more of the body and include some of the outside into the frame.\n\nAll of these are manual focus (all of them are old designs as well), but I don't think my favourite styles need autofocus. So I can save on weight and price, and also better optical performance because of less complexity and shorter path of light (all weight and space will be dedicated to the optics instead of motors). The only problem is that all of these are non native and will need adapters.\nThe other lens I am interested in are Zeiss loxia 85mm or Leica summicron 90mm instead of Nikon 105mm and Leica summilux 28mm instead of Zeiss 28mm but they are out of my price league and also I guess the summilux would have issues with the thicker sensor stack I guess.\n\nBy no means I'm telling I can't be contended with a compact point and shoot. I certainly can make use of any gear I am given. However I believe I can make full use of the gear I mentioned above and it will satisfy me well.\n\nWhat do you think? I'd have to check for defects and stuff after I purchase, I'm looking at Philip Reeves guide for that.\n\nThere are very few cameras whose photos/videos that are really to my taste (like they really grab me).\nI'd love to have something like a mamiya 7 + 43mm + 150mm but it's hard to find and restrictive in terms of the number of shots I can take (I can keep firing digital cams lol). The 43mm is like big daddy of 28mm full frame when it comes to feel. Just the same deep draggy experience but even better and more well defined. I do like rangefinders and film in general, and I might like to explore them someday but for now, once I take a specific number of shots, digital becomes cheaper and I'm better that way. This video with film images is really cute.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/l85UuePPkcc\n\nThe other camera I like is the Leica SL + 24-90mm but it is goddamn expensive and out of my league, also it could do better on the video front (only super 35 crop for 4k). Maybe SL2 will be more in my line but once again too expensive for my use case. The Leica m series are great but they are reserved mainly for only stills. Even if they made a video camera, their lens aperture clicks won't make it a very pleasant experience. Oh yeah the price again.\n\nI did love the Nikon d750 for its aberration free video performance and really good rolling shutter. But it's resolution is a generation old and it does show on my surface book. D850 improves everything but has worse rolling shutter which will spoil it for my type of videos. In the same vein I do like canon 5d iii, etc but those are days done by.\n\nPanasonic, Olympus are all great and I really love photos taken on lens like nocticron but they start to get less impressive for me on the wider angles (owing to lesser area of illumination and such) and have nothing to fullfill my 28mm full frame equivalent with decent subject isolation needs. Panasonic even discontinued their 14mm pancake and replaced with 15mm (and nope it's visibly different from 28mm view). I'd stay clear of aps-c though. It's either full frame or MFT! (Or medium format if they could do good video/there is a digital reincarnation of mamiya 7).\n\nEdit: for Nikon d750, when I said resolution, I meant video resolution. Also I hope that the Zeiss 35-70mm and Nikon 105mm don't have thorium. Not that I'm afraid of that radioactive thingy, but just to be on the safer side. Older lens (70s and before) seem to have quite substantial amounts of thorium in them.", "Great Photo. ", "Or the endless amount of vintage manual focus lenses.", "I hate your story", "Are you being sarcastic? I can't say I know much about women's winter coats but I'm pretty sure that's not a 1 of a kind $10,000 coat...I think the price is probably pretty appropriate. ", "I can hit upto 4 seconds handheld on my OnePlus 3 (despite its shitty ergonomics) if I keep trying. 2 seconds is pretty easy.\n\nDepends a lot on the focal length though. She's at 110mm full frame equivalent, even a mild shake can ruin things. Phones are only 28mm.", "That's Fuji jpeg mapping. If she has raw images she could make them pop a little less.", "That's an aps-c camera and something a couple of generations ahead. I believe even the g7 can do pretty nice images on iso 800. And there's things like g9 and gh5 which surely do well at iso 1600.", "I've only ever seen it here on Reddit, and none of me professional photographers use it when talking about depth of field blur. Probably why I had to look it up. ", "Be cautious. You are wearing the bad color.", "Simply wonderful", "Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good. Your everything that a big bad wolf could want- Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs ", "It’s just a catchphrase ", "Some fake-friend asshole stole it from me, along with a good chunk of my other favorite clothes as well. I'm not a violent person, ever.. but if I run into that bitch again she's gonna be crying. ", "Fuck that shit.", "We need more! ", "It really was. I rarely get as attached to clothes as I was to that coat. It was stolen from me, and like I just told another commenter.. I'm not a violent person but if I ever see that chick again, she's going to be sorry.\n\n", "Your friend is an instagram whore I see. \n\nGotta make everything about them", "That's quite similar.. the velvet had a slight bit of a ripple pattern to it. I would be shocked to find one just like it, this was 20 years ago and I got it at a secondhand boutique. ", "Oxford no longer has any all-female colleges. ", "Good modelling girl", "Ah I didn't know that. Thank you person from the other university. ", "Girl in red.", "This is strange but is there a possible male version of this coat? I don’t mean by the same people but I am so intrigued with the colors and all that I would love to have what is essentially a male version. ", "Great photo, but the title of the post kinda ruins it.", "I don't see any Dunks or potholes, so probably the latter.", "She was right", "That title lol.\n\nWho's supposed to believe that? ", "She's a pretty little lady!", "the photo would have been so much better without the story.", "Thanks!", "Glad you asked. The coat is available for a limited time at Sears dot com, that's Sears dot com", "/r/thathappened", "also not in da hood", "You are very talented. I wouldn't change a thing.\n\nNikon cameras tend to excel at these types of shots and Canons look great on skin tones, so I can't help but wonder if you shoot Canon? They're not the best for vivid color, but fall woodlines look nice.", "Beautiful. ", "Beautiful", "The timing on this photo is incredible. There is this sense of stilness, yet her pose is so dynamic.", "Grandma's cabin was a bit more luxurious than I imagined.", "Is your friend Cruella DeVille?", "Hello fellow resident, have you joined /r/Cambridge", "There's a regular coat as well - sizes XS to XL. The plus size shows only burgundy and green but this one comes in purple too. This one costs $173.99.\n\n[http://hellbunny.com/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html](http://hellbunny.com/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html)", "Please, tell me about getting into Cambridge! I'm 15 right now and I'd be really keen to go to Cambridge.", "Looks like Newnham! (Ex Christ's student here)!! \n\nJealous of the gorgeous gardens with grass you can actually walk on!!", "changing the sensitivity to light from the photosensor, in a similar way as an 800 ISO camera film is more sensitive compared to a 100 ISO one.\n\nThe main difference is a lot of time Gain is post-processing, ISO instead affects the exposure itself.\n\nNow the problem is, technically Gain and ISO could be the same thing on a digital sensor, but usually in photography we keep using the ISO nomenclature to refer to the parameter that actually affects the exposure, and gain for a signal boosting used after that.\n\nProblem is when you increase the ISO, the sensor applies itself a signal boost, which is in fact the definition of gain in signal theory. I know, it's a mess.\n\nYou can find plenty of more information online if you are interested, the thing is, while Gain and ISO could be the same thing, they are often different, so I would rely only on ISO since it is the standard used in photography.", "Blood and ashes Rand!", "I also go to Newnham and can confirm that these are real students, not an ad", "It's Peile", "See my vest, see my vest... ", "You mean you put the little thing in front of the big thing? ", "\"Claire turned around & faced the manor. Tom wouldn't even notice she was gone until later that night. Why would he care? She deserved better and she knew it. As she stared down the cold, grim sight, pelted with snowflakes, she wondered what it would be like to stop being afraid.\"", "nicely done", "What a beautiful picture. ", "Hell yeah we are!", "Can you ask your friend to turn around so I don’t have to leave it up to my imagination please.", "The girl yelling from her window is the part I don't believe", "Wrong Cambridge. ", "you can use their keys on the edge and your own keys on your origin servers.", "It looks like a Lifetime movie, but not horribly cheesey. Great pic!", "Just divide by 2.54. Then by 12. It’s between 5’4 and 5’6", "I guess from the other guy, it's called gain in photography terms, but to describe the effect I just say grain/noise :D !", "Ehh... Not exactly strange enough to call someone out over it I wouldn't have thought. ", "Loads of people asked where they could get the coat. Of course OP is going to say what coat it is.", "Again, how is it bullshit? There's no reason to doubt it beyond being overly cynical.", "This would be easily verifiable, because we know exactly where the photo was taken, so there are plenty of people that could confirm or deny if there was a commercial photoshoot going on.", "For everyone that wants to get into photography, I still use this chart when I forget what things do: [Shutter Speed, Aperture and ISO mini chart ](http://cdn-media-1.lifehack.org/wp-content/files/2015/03/photography.jpg)\n", "Get very good A level results and work hard.\n\nAlso, be inquisitive and enjoy learning.", "No. Newnham is all girls. ", "I'm not jumping onto the r/hailcorporate train myself, but half the title is written to focus specifically on the coat...", "Do well in your GCSEs, then do well in your A-levels. You'll need A/A* in both qualifications to get into Cambridge. You'll also need to do a separate entrance exam for Cambridge, so make sure you revise for that quite a bit in advance. Last minute revision for it won't be enough.\n\nI haven't personally gone there, but I have friends who have.", "The anonymity of the individual makes this photo so good. All you see is someone enjoying the moment. ", "How can you not understand that a good photo was popular?", "[Here’s about a meter. (the red stick is a 120 cm stick)](https://imgur.com/gallery/xc6xk) ", "The accommodation overlooks where OP was taking photos. If someone was looking out of their window at the snow, they would have seen OP.", "Your friend was right. You captured that moment beautifully! ", "No, RWBY is your exact run-of-the-mill anime. It's a bunch of teenagers from a crazy combat school using magical weapons and powers fighting evil monsters with the power of friendship and teamwork. There's intense pointing and snap zooms, they even have their own tragic backstories and multicolored vibrant hair and clothes. I love the show, but it's as anime as anime gets.", "Except they're not.", "\"friend\" ", "Except a coat isn’t a riding hood. It’s a coat.", "I've heard a shitton of people using the Canon Rebel series, and techradar says the Nikon D3400 is the best entry-level camera. I have no idea cos my camera's super old now (Canon 600D) so imthats the only one I can recommend. If you have a camera store or an electronics store near you you should try them out.\n\n", "Why would you disbelieve this? Every detail of the story lines up with reality.\n\nThere was snow in England yesterday. The photo is of the accommodation at Cambridge university and OP took a bunch more photos from around that area.", "American made anime-style web series by Rooster Teeth, the same guys behind the Red Vs. Blue series. ", "I'm combat ready. ", "Wow!", "OP is female.", "No", "Just out of curiosity, what is this sub? Sidebar is empty. I have a friend whose online handle has always been Rowsdower, and is very active online... Now I’m scratching my head wondering if he’s internet famous or something, and I simply never knew.", "Depending on the type of cloth, it would probably need to be hemmed. And the design u/theageofnow gave has a lining (more sewing) and depending if you want a collar or not. Not as much sewing as many things, but there is still sewing involved.", "And? If you don't think women can friendzone other women, you don't know that many women.", "How so? They're students at a public university, people from all over go there.", "Also, it was just a silly joke.", "It's Hell Bunny! Aside from their site, ModCloth also stocks some of their stuff :)", "http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html\n\ni like the girl from my link better\n", "http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html\n\nit comes in more colors than that. and is cheaper", "That is amazing coat ! ", "Wow! Nice coat. Coats I could afford while I was in college were army surplus....:(", "turn that frown upside down...", "At least they were warm....:)", "That is a pretty sweet coat", "The better to eat you with...", "Please where can I get this coat", "Great coat and lovely photo, but there’s no need for such a contrived back story. ", "http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html", "What an absolutely stunning pic! I think the only think that might have been better is if there had been more snow to make that person's jacket pop a little more. But it's a beautiful pic, and she's a beautiful subject. Her pose is awesome as well. It really brings out her joy at life. ", "The lead-up/justification is kinda r/thathappened ", "How intelligent was she, you just look like the snow red!", "I want to feed her. Her legs make her look malnourished.", "Five.", "That makes complete sense. Thanks for the answer! :)", "It is probably a designer coat", "Most people outside the US look like that", "I’m a physics student so what I say here is broadly applicable to STEM subjects (and similar ones like physical geography).\n\nThe most important thing is that you don’t* just learn what’s strictly necessary to pass your exams. At interview - which can cover for poor grades or ruin an otherwise good application - the interviewers will be asking you to apply your A-level knowledge etc. to unfamiliar problems. They’ll never expect you to know something you shouldn’t but wider reading will help you out massively by showing you how subjects link together.\n\nThe main thing is they want to see how you think, and if it’s obvious that you’re just a rote-learning machine you’re unlikely to get in - it needs to be clear that you can actually understand what you know. \n", "Wait! I got a coat at good will because I NEED it for the snow", "humor.... you're missing humor ;-)", ">I'm legitimately shocked it's that low.\n\nFabric content: 90% Polyester 8% Viscose 2% Elastane.\n\nIt's not wool.", "Oh I'm sorry I assumed the US location on a fucking US based website.", "I figured, but how to use humor to point out how perfect it looked and how improbable it is to be so perfect on no notice :-)", "fakken dunkies kehd", "Even bad wolves can be good.", "THERES A DAY WHEN OUR HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN ", "Well if that is the case then I am happy for you that your life is full of so much fun and nice photos :)", "Rides it good", "Nobody stands like that. ", "That black trim? Labrador. ", "Blood and Bloody Ashes!", "Well, a properly made one with fur and good materials would cost in the thousands. ", "Well I'm gonna remind you now. Just in case you need a pretty coat", "Splendid! And the doc martens w/roses is the bomb. ", "Sell this as a print around Christmas time’", "Oooh great idea", "Ah yes the father of Marxism. I remember him fondly.", "You ought to get a watermark on that photo so you can get all the credit....", ">Why do you think they've been in the black financially for 15 years?\n\nDo you honestly think if I didn't know they've made this thing I would have any idea what their finances were like?", "Six\n", "I have bad news for you buddy ", "As someone who took forever to learn about exposure:\nThere is a triangle of things (Given a certain lens) which affect how light or dark a photo will be, and which control you change is related to what effects you would like to achieve, or what situation you are dealing with.\n\nISO is film sensitivity. Generally I try and keep this low because it introduces noise into the image, making it look grainy. The measurement given here is ISO 800. Raising the ISO number will allow darker scenes to be captured, or to use faster shutter speeds with narrow apertures at the cost of the introduction of noise.\n\n1/125 is the length of time in seconds that the shutter was open (Sometimes referred to as shutter speed, but I guess it's actually shutter interval… Or something). The longer the shutter is open, the more light is let in. However, if there is any movement during the time the shutter is open then the image will look blurry, so you want this to be as long as possible without introducing blur.\n\nAperture, in this case f5, indicates the point at which the aperture stopped opening. High f stop values indicate the aperture was not opened very much, low values show it was opened very wide. A wide aperture has a short depth of field, which means that there is only a small range which can be in focus at any time but it will let in a lot of light. Narrower apertures increase the depth of field (More things can be in focus).\n\nI still have yet to learn how the combination of lens length and aperture affects the zoominess of a given lens.\n\nEdit: If anyone has corrections, please respond so I can learn!", "If this company had a competent ad agency, they'd use a pic like that for their actual product page.\n\nInstead, they used a rather unflattering picture on the page where you actually buy the product.\n\nIf there's any corporate manipulation going on here, I think the photographer's trying to show he can take better product pictures than the agency that provided the official photos, and is angling for that job.", "Oh god I'm sober", "oof", "Probably because the entire focus of the photo is on the coat, too.", "All good. ", "I'd be surprised since the first two times op tried to link it one returned a search error and the other linked to the plus sized version with a very bad looking image compared to the normal one.", "If it were an ad they would have [linked the right product](http://hellbunny.com/clothing/coats/8057-a-hell-bunny-elvira-coat.html).", "Dude, they're grey. ", "I love this picture. Would not doubt your college would love to use it for marketing purposes.", "I like that cover too!", "The photo itself is fantastic too", "What? No, you said \"one of the few colleges I never ate that.\" That means either you traveled around the country to visit different college's food center, or you meant the word \"college\" to refer to the individual departments within a single university. I understood the former. If the latter, then n.m.\n\nEdit: also, you sound like a tool. ", "Straighten up? Ok mom fine I will jeeZ", "Exactly.\n:(", "Not really. Cause it's just a native advertisement. The picture was taken just to spam that jacket in hopes your company will get traffic", "turn that frown upside down...", "thanks for an awesome wallpaper", "Awesome coat and photo!", "More than anything I need that coat, where did she get it?!*", "im sorry youre so pathetic ", "What do you mean? I'm only half way through season 3 but everyone seems so happy go lucky. ", "That coat looks expensive AF but it is Cambridge so it probably is. Looks like little red riding hood, meets the village, meets Cruella de Vil", "This is Newnham College, university of Cambridge. I’m actually at Selwyn College, which is just across the street. Cool to see it on the front page!", "Happens wayyy more often than you’d think here", "Are u Mary Tyler Moore's doppleganger?", "I'd love help coming up with a better translation. Half an hour messing with Google Translate seemed to indicate that was the best translation? But it's pretty idiomatic and memes are hard to translate.", "My girlfriend and I have a running joke while watching RWBY. very time we see a new weapon, we'll say \"That X is also a gun.\" We're right about 95% of the time.\n\nEDIT: After reading some of the comments here, I'm thinking it's a RWBY fandom in-joke that my girlfriend slyly introduced to me along with the show. She was already a fan coming into the relationship, and we've been sharing our favorite things with each other the last few years.", "Translation was almost perfect, but pistolet is a masculine word so you have to use “un” instead of “une”, which is used for feminine words. ", "It's just a joke. Go go finish it, it has the best ending ever", "Hell bunny, it's called the 'elvira'! :)", "Jesus seriously? I thought the midwest was really religious, what happened to \"Do not judge others\" \"love thy neighbor\". Why would people care? (Im from a LA if thats not obvious) So its weird to hear that. Whats the worst that'd happen if you were ostracized?", "Is that said in a joking manner or \"take it off or we will stare intently\". \nWhat about cosplaying? Or perhaps wearing a full lolita attire and gothic makeup?", "Oh yeah, we live up in Canada, haha. ", "Stunning", "i love that coat\n", "Yes, but when we see freedom units we bring out the big guns, like Rum to cope with that shit.", "Oh no. It's completely serious. Cosplay is not a thing in my area. It is severely ostracized ", "You're.", "Ok dumbass. Cambridge university is made up of colleges,of which Newnham college is one of them. Maybe take some time to look things up before making yourself look like a completely ignorant ass. Now stop talking to me pissant. ", "Sorry. Coming from Erie, Pa. Where's the snow you speak of?", "how bout a pic of your friend from the front?", "That sounds so. Sad honestly. Why are people like that in small towns? Hell just a few days ago i wore my satanic christmas sweater around with leviathan cross and gothic makeup done up for a party i was going to. Nobody batted an eye, if i couldn't do stuff like that id feel so severely choked and restricted in life. btw whats it like to be ostracized in a small town?", "Is the coat single? ", "You get used to it. I just stopped giving a shit", "Yo dawg, am I late to the RWBY party? Are there any pancakes left, or did she eat them all again?", "She ate all the cookies", "Ah. I'm not even sure if pistolet was the right word, though. Google kept trying to push \"egalement\" and \"arme à feu\" on me, \"pistolet\" was what I'd seen [used in a similar joke](http://starslip.chainsawsuit.com/starslip/starslip-number-461/), and another commenter told me the best translation would have used \"C'est\" and \"fusil\".", "Who hurt you, buddy? Deep breaths. It’s gonna be okay!", "Oh man I super do! But they're out of the red one :( ", "I don't believe your story at all... But this is an awesome picture", "Unfortunately that requires one or more top world universities.", "People got bullied in my school just for being poor, and having no friends and being an outcast can get you targeted by local police, community leaders, etc. \n\nWhen there're only 1500 people in your community, things get weird.\n\nEdit: Think along the lines of tribalism.", "WHEN A SHADOW WILL CAST OUT THE LIGHT", "Neat. But rule one of avoiding MITM attacks is to not place a man in the middle.\n\n", "That explains my confusion, that's where I applied in the end, and interviewed at a former all female college for one of my interviews.", "Saying I have plans for it and won't give it up so you can make it redirect to /r/rwby is not the same as telling you to fuck off.\n\n", "Dude, where have you been shopping? There are tons of great options for men's coats. Andrew Marc/Marc New York, Burberry ($$$), Mil-spec N3B parkas with real fur collars (best cold weather parka ever made if it's true mil-spec like Schott or Spiewak). Fur shops have custom leather and fur jackets for men, or can make whatever you want. I passed on an awesome lambskin jacket in Chicago a few years back, it was a one of a kind at a fur shop... still regret that. Filson has some nice stuff, well fitted if you get the Seattle cut. There are tons more out there. Yes, some of the stuff I mentioned is very expensive. But, it's also quality and will last a long time. I have a couple of medium length leather jackets that are 20+ years old, and are in perfect shape still. \n\nI live in a cold area, so I have a lot of coats and jackets. I might have a problem though as I spent over $4k on 3 coats/jackets one year. \n\nAlso, if it's not a utilitarian coat (like a cold weather parka) or a leather jacket, spend the $20-80 and get it tailored. It will look twice as good on you.", "How in the hell do bully someone for being poor? Sorry it just seems so weird to me. ", "Shit, now that’s in my watch history.....", "Guess that makes me the best.", "A lot of the acronym subs seem to rely on you already knowing what the acronyms mean, or else spending a bunch of time on the sub to figure it out. If they just put a quick blurb in the sidebar it would make finding new subs and shows way easier ", "okay now get her to turn around for gawds sake!", "It's a reference to [The Treachery of Images](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images). The French in the post you're replying to says \"This is also a gun.\"", "Which side of the pond is this?", "Like Donny Darko, Rowsdower is (un)known for saving the world.", "You think Cambridge is the only school with \"colleges\"? You think the term college only refers to the schools within a university? Ok, bud. ", "Oh my gosh, OP for the win! A very sincere thank you!", "Shitpost", "But which one is it? its not the Sarah Jane one because the back is different.", "Two, actually. ", "See, I'm not a mathematician and contemplating that makes me wish I was drunk. Metric lets you just use your fingers and toes. 2.54 fingers? God damn.", "Not really. I like to right click a number of posts' comment sections to build up a queue. Then I go through each tab to read comments. ", "Made my heart skip a beat", "Looks like they will sell a lot of coats.", "who duped you dunce? chew on this tide pod lil guy, it will be alright. ", "Info on the jacket?? Would suit my girlfriend really well next winter..", "it's my new pc background", "Beautiful photo and coat. She was quite right.", "She stole your clothes? dang what kind of a friend she even was?", "Oh, just you wait. ", "Cambridge still has three all-female colleges: Newnham, Lucy Cav & Medwards ", "CAMBRIDGE UNI IS THE PLACE THIS THREAD WAS TALKING ABOUT. Look at the goddamn title of the thread, idiot. ", "Those are completely normal things to say. Maybe it’s a dialect thing? ", "The coat is the \"elvira\" from Hell Bunny! :)", "Both!\n\nhe is borg.", "r/eddit\n\n\nUltimate meta", "Hey, I noticed this and I do plan on answering in detail, but there's a lot to read through. ", "If only we could fine the moderator of /r/m42 \nOh wait! It's me! \n \nNow I've just got to get around to actually making content to put into it. I've got a bajillion m42 and other oddball lenses though, so it shouldn't be too bad. ", "No no no, tide pods aren’t for mouths, honey. I hope someone hugs you today! ", "Literally just got an email from her now, haha ❤️", "This will be the day we open up the door.\n\nbtw we're", "i hope somebody takes the time to teach you how to not be a retard! ", "I don’t really need that, but thank you for the sentiment! You’re so sweet to think about the welfare of a stranger. :)", "Where do I get this coat?", "you are correct i am sweet! you, on the other hand, are a fucktard. so sad. ", "A good cover for a YA novel I think!", "A combination of her hands and the shape of her legs. Guys that skinny don't have shapely legs and their hands are way more \"spider-ish\"", "I am? Why? ", "I don’t wanna hear your absolution", "Thank you!! I'd love some insight from an experienced person. Also let me know what are good portrait lens (preferably non-thorium ones) in the 85-105mm range other than Nikon 105mm 2.5. The other lens I was interested in was the helios 40-2 85mm. I'd prefer something that can replicate the feel of nocticron (sharpness, bokeh and depth of field) on a micro four thirds body for photo and video with a7. And preferably less focus breathing.", "Is there a picture of the big bad wolf?", "and thus begins your life's journey. my work here is done. ", "Oh, this must be how you found out you’re a fucktard, and you’re just passing it on.\n\nThanks, friend! ", "wrong again. keep trying. youre welcome fucktard! ", "I'll see what I can do. Also, I've probably got about 10 or so assorted helios lenses. The biggest hing I noticed was each copy of even an identical lens performs differently. But most of them had such a unique look that I kept them all and bought more. Definitely worth looking into. \n \nAn old Meyer-Optik 80mm Primoplan has a similar distortion and feel to the nicticron but is less sharp. The aperture is smaller at 1.9-2 (depending on the lens), but a portrait at 0.95 or 1.2 or any of those extremes won't focus a whole face anyways. \n \nAn old Minolta 85 1.4 would have similar sharpness and a good bokeh, but it's not the same sort of distortion. The trade off is that the colors and contrast would be quite nice on the minolta and that many later models rely on camera controlled aperture control. \n \nA cheap option that's surprisingly good is the Samyang/Rokinon 85 1.4. I think you can find them with declicked aperture rings for video. It's not as good as the other lenses but it's still damn good for the money. I used mine to shoot street style portraits for a charity about a month ago and it was awesome. \n\nI'm gonna go look through some of my cases later and see if any inspiration pops up. \n \n", "I hope your mom lets you go outside today. Maybe you’ll learn a new word! Keep at it, little man!", "OP wore it better.", "$187.00", "Shes not wrong.", "sorry but..op means overpower? I've googled it n it doesn't make sense to me, I've seen it so much I gave up and now I'm asking for help :x ", "original poster", "Have you tried mods like leitax?\n\nI've written what I'm interested to do here. Please let me know if it is feasible...\n\nhttp://www.thephotoforum.com/threads/doubts-about-leitax-mod-c-y-to-f-mount-and-using-f-mount-lens-on-alpha-cameras.423871/", "You should legit pitch to the site to use your picture to market the coat/their site, lol.", "Ah, in this usage it would refer to Original Poster ", "Okay, I need these two photos combined, https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tffou/this_photo_of_toronto_looks_like_a_scene_from/", "Though the defictionalized Men at Arms version actually is also a gun " ]	1,789	pics	During a dusting of snow in Cambridge yesterday, my friend saw me taking photos outside and shouted from her window "Wait! I bought a new coat which needs to be worn in the snow!"...
https://i.redd.it/awtoc40pcpb01.png	/r/pics/comments/7s9z54/two_kinds_of_dads/	[ "The ones that tell them to bring an umbrella and when they forgot, go without and LEARN.\n\nAND\n\nthe ones that coddle them and learn nothing? ", "I believe your homily starts out as a straw man.", "Wow, you don't have children", "Not anymore...", "Yes I do, this is a tough world out there. There are things you NEED to protect them from, of course. But, they also need to learn things and choices have consequences, so when you can you allow them to fail on their own and hopefully learn from it.\n\nIf I say pack your umbrella and they say \"yes dad\" and then don't do it, then they get a lesson in what happens when you don't listen to dad and what happens when you don't pack an umbrella. \n\nI am more worried that your kids have not learned these lessons because you do everything for them.", "if you an adult ass man who still needs an umbrella... ", "This is literally a screenshot of a tweet", "Oh yeah fuckface, you were there, you heard him say that? ", "Ah delutional and selfish! Found the Baby Boomer!", "During surprise storms the former uses the boy as an umbrella.", "YEs let that anger out hahahaba", "we will revisit this conversation when your kids ask mine if they would like fries with that.\n\nand if you are going to use a term like baby boomer as an insult of some kind, the best one to use is Randian Objectivist. Tnx", "Noooo", "Can you tell us how a father should teach his daughter about sex?\n\n^Ugh... ^^Sorry ^^I ^^had ^^to.", "It's not even raining on the Trump picture. It wasn't raining in the umbrella picture with his wife either. Maybe Trump has some kind of skin disease. ", "I voted Gary Johnson actually.", "I bet Trump posts screenshots to /r/pics, too!", "Your kid may appreciate you for the lessons, and also wonder what his life had been like had he had a kind man as a father. My dad grew up with a hard ass as well, and in turn tried his best to make my life good. Don’t just think of how your kid will grow up, think of your grandkids. ", "Lol someone stereotyping everyone who doesn't hate Trump into a group and attacking them for being racist. Ironic much?", "The sun melts his “hair”. ", "Cry at the sky Libby's you've got 7 more years ", "So what your saying is that these two photos are incomparable?", "screenshot up for 1 hour. Can mods such as u/cwenham, u/mattythedog, and u/allthefoxes at least try to pretend not be shills?", "I didn't spend my day being an asshole to my kids, but when I COULD (which is not always) I taught them that if you don't listen to wisdom, if you choose to not be prepared, then you deal with what happens as a result. Something like walking without an umbrella from the house to the car is not that big of a thing, and maybe, just maybe they will learn something.\n\nIf they are in actual danger, if they need protection or they need a loving dad I am here. But they NEED to learn how to navigate the world we live in.", "Whats a Libby?", "Well, Barron doesn't have a comb-over to protect.", "probably preventing his scalp from sunburn. He does not have a whole lot of hair. ", "My bitch ex.", "REPORTED- No Screenshots! \n\nAlso, implying someone is a bad father because a picture like that exists is dumb. Have a nice day! ", "Dad's not always right. They'll learn that, too.", "But you are an asshole. And your children will be disappointed when they realize how much better their dad could have been.", "This is a lovely attempt to divert away from the real issue of the picture.", "fixed\n\njust hit the report button my dude, or modmail us.", "Maybe Trump is some kind of skin disease." ]	35	pics	Two Kinds of Dads
https://i.redd.it/8mfrsdl0dpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7s9zka/this_guy_supporting_his_wife_at_the_finish_line/	[ "Should be on r/funny but still made me smile 😊 ", "My kinda man!", "She doesn’t let him cook anymore, because his last meal gave her the runs. ", "Would have been much worse at the Women's March", "\"WHERE'S MY SANDWICH?\"" ]	5	pics	This guy supporting his wife at the finish line.
https://i.imgur.com/JKxOGUj.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa03r/i_cleaned_my_mirror_for_you/	[ "It honestly doesn't look very clean", "If you did, and all that crud I see at the top isn't dirt, than you need a new mirror.", "Creepy. I like it" ]	3	pics	I cleaned my mirror for you.
https://i.redd.it/qhph132jepb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa1mo/should_i_trust_this_guy_or_is_this_a_thing_to/	[ "Its a link for the official whatsapp site so yeah its safe", "Mark and avoid ", "/u/imjustasexykurt, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/imjustasexykurt&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sa1mo/should_i_trust_this_guy_or_is_this_a_thing_to/?context=10\\))", "U fucking stupid? I was asking them a question for the safety of me u stupid idiot ", "Dial it back real quick there friend. It's against sub rules.\n\nIf you don't think it's a good idea. Don't do it." ]	6	pics	Should I trust this guy? Or is this a thing to hack my phone
https://i.redd.it/0akgvo7afpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa2nk/an_englishman_to_redemption_in_16_steps/	[ "The list is reversed in Australia. ", "Bastard, in the South of UK has two levels of severity...\n\nIf you say bastard with a Yorkshire twang, like this https://youtu.be/lWkiwru0sfQ then you're only joking around.\n\nIf you say it with a Southern accent, then you're serious.", "Unless you're Richard Sharpe " ]	3	pics	An Englishman to redemption in 16 steps
https://i.imgur.com/yGWJTD7.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa47w/we_sat_at_the_same_table_that_jerry_seinfeld_and/	[ "How did you resist recreating the poses?", "I thought of it but then I started thinking of making our table look the same as theirs and getting the same angle which then exhausted me. I didn’t want to put our waiter through that. ", "r/missedepicopprtunities" ]	3	pics	We sat at the same table that Jerry Seinfeld and Kristen Wiig sat.
https://i.redd.it/xo03uah6hpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa5l6/i_moved_to_japan_from_colorado_two_weeks_ago_my/	[ "Famous last words.", "Bamboozeled", "Then your wife didn't know much about Japan, haha!", "And you bought that? \n\n ", "Same thing happened to me a few years ago when I moved to Iwakuni to teach English.", "....women", "Which part of colorado?", "Is this Hokkaido?", "I take it you're not worried then :)", "No, Yokohama. Apparently they haven't gotten snow like this in a few years. ", "Started in Evergreen, then moved to Littleton and Denver", "Cool. About that snow, you enjoy it.", "Is that the northern part where they have to cut roads through like 18 feet of snow every winter? I've always wanted to go there.", "Yes. Japan has a wide climate variation because it stretches so far from north to south, which is one reason it might be nice to live there.", "Welcome to Japan! I moved here from Colorado 13 years ago and I fucking love it. " ]	16	pics	I moved to Japan from Colorado two weeks ago. My wife told me I wouldn't have to worry about snow anymore
https://i.redd.it/ehqzf5awhpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa6ek/so_my_mom_got_a_new_welcome_mat_for_the_front_door/	[ "For some reason that took me ages to work out what it was", "Right?! I couldn't believe I thought I saw a river and was wondering if it was abstract art!", "glad I'm not the only one. ", "Same. " ]	4	pics	So my mom got a new welcome mat for the front door
https://i.redd.it/uxw1uvgiipb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sa75c/chicken_salt_australias_best_kept_secret/	[ "Is it just chicken bullion and salt?", "Here’s my recipe for Chicken Salt: https://youtu.be/PNi0ITgqNCI\n\nHere's the ingredients:\n\n6 Tbsp table salt\n\n3 Tbsp chicken stock\n\n3 Tbsp garlic powder\n\n3 Tbsp sweet paprika\n\n1 and a half Tsp white pepper\n\n1 Tsp onion powder\n\n1 Tsp Celery seeds", "A few extra things too", "looks like a recipe for caesar rimmer ", "Gonna make this soon, thank you for this!" ]	5	pics	Chicken Salt! Australia's best kept secret
https://i.redd.it/cozce5p3mpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sabug/i_came_to_the_us_at_12_yo_im_now_22_and_a_full/	[ "Good job dude!", "Congrats! ", "Thanks man! ", "Thank you!!!!", "WHOO! 'Murica!\n\nWelcome new brother", "Congratulations! ", "‘MUUURRRIIICA!!! Yeahhh \n\nThank you! Lol ", "Thanks!!!! ", "Congratulations on doing things the right way, the legal way, instead of breaking the law then holding the budget of 300 million+ Americans hostage.", "Good job!\n\n(You look high AF, BTW.)", "Thanks!, lmfao and i get that a lot, that’s just my everyday look though 😂😂😂", "I'm happy to have any new citizen who actively wants to be one.\n\nOn a side note, wouldn't it be cool if every time we got a new citizen, one of the existing citizens who does nothing but complain about the country got sent to the new immigrant's home country?\n\nI suspect that a great many pro-immigrant \"America sucks\" progressives would have an immediate reevaluation of empirical reality.", ">I came to the US at 12 yo", "Thank you!, and i actually had so many talks with my dad about that exact same topic, i dont think many of those who will get sent away would survive...it would also be kind of a cool show to watch wouldn’t you say? Lol ", "Congrats, man! I hope they gave you the standard-issue F-150, bacon cheeseburger, and glock!", "Thanks!, also funny story because the first thing I did after the ceremony was go to McDonald’s for a bacon egg n cheese McGriddle, and as a upcoming birthday present for my self is a f-150 😂😂😂, unfortunately tho no glock ", "Doesn't mean illegal. Unknown at this point. Not enough info", "Congrats, my dude.", "I am aware of that, but if that's the case, why would they make such a passive aggressive comment?", "It doesn't say illegally. But if it was illegally, he's an adult now and took the steps to be legal. That's really all that the \"racists\" who don't support illegal immigration want. ", "congrats", "All DACA does is protect people who came to America as minors from deportation.\n\nPeople who grew up in America.\n\nAdditionally: getting citizenship is quite difficult and expensive. The average American probably couldn't do it.", "> \"racists\" who don't support illegal immigration\n\nThis is confusing. \nDo you mean racists should support illegal immigration? Why is racists in quotes? Are they not really racists?", "Yeah, screw OP for making the impossible seem possible!", "felicitaciones!", "Because the typical Reddit liberal will call someone a racist for not supporting illegal immigrants. ", "Ah. Ok. ", "Well marketing did it's job. Congrats as well on citizenship. ", "Gee, you think that stripping away one's freedoms and tossing them out of the country might change how they express their beliefs? How surprising.\n\nOf course, if your ilk had a rational argument to offer or an iota of decency or willingness to treat all people like humans and with a little respect, no matter their skin color or country of origin, then maybe some actual progress could be made.", "Enjoy the FREEDOM\\\n\n\n\\excluding the ability to take pictures at the centre.", "Where's the tiny American flag?! Seeing it always cracks me up in these kinds of photos. Congrats! ", "I certainly hope you don't get a Glock. You are an American now. You'll be expected to act like it. A Colt 1911 would be the only proper choice now. Congratulations.\n\n", "Gz,\nHope you make the most of it!", ">Gee, you think that stripping away one's freedoms and tossing them out of the country might change how they express their beliefs? How surprising.\n>\n>Of course, if your ilk had a rational argument to offer or an iota of decency or willingness to treat all people like humans and with a little respect, no matter their skin color or country of origin, then maybe some actual progress could be made.\n\nHe didn't say he was gonna do it geez", "I have it! I can post it if you really want hahaha ", ">All DACA does is protect people who came to America as minors from deportation.\n\nNah all it does is remove the impetus on their part of becoming citizens, and the impetus on the part of braindeads to support reform and enforcement. It's really just a political instrument for the left.", "Lighten up, Francis.", "Welcome aboard! Register to vote if you haven't already, help us make this place better.", "You’re right what was i thinking?! The good ol’ 1911 ", "Ya know what...\n\nThis fourth of July, I'm dedicating all the hot dogs to legal immigrants like this guy. \n\nSeriously though I think they should have their own holiday. Let's get a petition going.", "Woohoo!!! Congrats!!!!", "I most definitely will brother, most definitely will!", "Thanks!, and i have to wait a few more days in order to register but I’m looking forward to!", "But i prefer the cheeseburgers over the hotdogs, can we compromise here? ", "Bruuuhh...shhhhh we don’t need to make it hot tho 👀👀👀😂😂😂", "DACA provides no path to citizenship, but keep believing your lies", ">does nothing but complain about the country got sent to the new immigrant's home country?\n\nSounds more like Trump and the right no? The man's entire campaign was based around \"American carnage\" and the fact that America isn't great anymore. Seeing as how red states are leeches and blue states are the economic powerhouses of America I think you might want to take another look.", "Congrats. You probably know more Constitutional law and American history than most Americans. ", "Go with Kimber. ", "In all seriousness though i probably do ", "That's the thing though. There are no steps to become legal. DACA is the closest thing to that but the right still hates it. The right doesn't give a shit about legal immigration they don't want immigrants period. Just look at Trump rhetoric now, he wants to end chain migration, ran on banning muslims, and wants to deny asylum seekers. ", "Congrats!", "I thought his head was in a paper frame...\n\n/r/misleadingthumbnails", "You probably knew more about those things better than the current President of the US of fucking A when you came here at 12.", "Either that or a S&W .45", "Respect is earned. When they start acting like they deserve some, we'll be happy to give it to them.", "Lmfao damn I’m sorry 😂😂", "This entire post is about someone that did take the legal steps. \n\nI'm not opposed to DACA as a stopgap to make sure someone isn't deported while they work on gaining legal status. But if someone is expecting that to be their long term solution, fuck that. ", "lol Probably.", "I agree. Those tests are comprehensive. Out of curiosity do they teach anything about the 9th Amendment?", "I didn’t attend any classes or such, i just went back on my notes from 9th grade (i took ap US history) and looked over the 100 questions the night before but I’m assuming they don’t teach you anything in-depth ", "Lol where is the lie here 😂😂", "Wow, Congrats!", ">DACA provides no path to citizenship, but keep believing your lies\n\nyeah that was pretty much my point. damn near verbatim. \nthe left wouldnt support it (or demand it to the point that they cause a government shutdown they hoped would be blamed on trump rather) if it did. \n\nkeep believing your stupidity though. ", "yeah dude, just none of that tofu crap on America Day! (not affiliated with that monthly nondescript thing. thats just too much america.)", "Fuck that fake shit ", "WHAT?!?! There's a legal way to get citizenship??? Crazy talk.", "They dont teach the 9th amendment in most law schools. I find that troubling. Either way congrats! Glad you made it.", "The thing with the 9th amendment is that the wording of it is so vague that i guess it’s quite difficult for the average person to understand, idk if you get what i mean by that ", "I do. Its never used b/c of that. Though it should be.", "Yeah i totally agree!, someone please gift this guy gold, i would but broke college student here lmfao ", "LOL what an asshole comment. Starts out like friendly, rational kudos for this guys achievement, ends with an irrelevant non sequitar about \"pro-immigrant America Sucks progressives\" - possibly the most idiotic strawman I've ever seen constructed.\n\nThis is what a rightwing troll looks like. This guy particularly is a regular here. If you are tired of how toxic and phony the internet has become, don't let this shit go ignored.", ">Lighten up, Francis.\n\nI approve of this puscifer reference", "Congrats man! I am staunchly opposed to illegal immigration and staunchly FOR legal immigrants coming to make this country and their life better. ", "I agree with everything you said except \"racists\". I paid a lot of money and jumped through a lot of hoops to become a citizen of this great country. I didn't get anything for free, and I didn't feel like the government owed me anything, so I didn't demand anything from them. So yes, I wish every person who came here illegally made steps and paid their way to become a citizen. If wanting fairness & equality under the law for everyone is \"racist\", then I guess I'm a \"racist\".", "America takes in a million immigrants a year and an unknown number of illegal immigrants as well. And I've never met a person who is against immigration. It's illegal immigration that people are against. I also think that America should have a policy similar to Canada's, and Trump was just lambasted for suggesting it recently. Canada's immigration policy focuses on merit instead of being related to current citizens. You have a nice day. ", "Glad to hear that you plan on registering to vote. The day I had my citizenship ceremony was the last day to register to vote so I had to go directly from the ceremony to the Registrar of Voters office.", "I think my major argument against daca is the fact that it incentivises illegal immigration. I'm personally of the belief that we should discontinue the policy, but those who were applicable before should be grandfathered in because we've already put money into the child with education and it would be a waste to send them away. But it's a nuanced issue. I don't think many people hate those for the mistakes of their parents. But the fact of the matter is illegal immigration depresses the wages of the poorest citizens, causes a burden upon the tax payers, and a litany of other issues such as crime, etc. It's sad for the child, but I don't think we should strip the agency away of the parents who made the decision to enter a foreign country illegally. I'm trying to think of an example scenario to point out this. It'd be like, idk, say, a parent who did a crime and got arrested leaving the kid. You wouldn't be mad at the government for enforcing the law, you'd be mad at the parent for breaking it. You may disagree, though, but I thought I'd give you an alternative viewpoint from someone who isn't being mean about it. ", "Don’t take this the wrong way, but you can just always scroll past it, you don’t have to look at my post. ", "Why post it? Because i want to share my excitement with the reddit community, what do i get from it? I dont get nothing from it, i dont want anything from it, like i said it was posted to share the excitement, you can straight up just scroll through, you chose to stop look at it comment on it and reply to my response, the more attention you give to it, the more it’ll pop up, I’m starting to think you’re just a karma troll fiend, am i wrong? ", "You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.", "You telling me where to post my picture isn’t how that works either, i dont believe you’re a moderator so, please try harder come on ", "Good for you! ", "Clearly some individuals do share some sentiment towards my picture, otherwise like many others have done so already they just move along, what makes you feel so entitled to the sub? Like i said before it doesn’t seem to me you’re a moderator, does this sub holds some extreme sentimental value to you that a innocent picture bothers you this much? ", "A real dreamer, who didn't take a shortcut... congrats. ", "I’m sure there are others who think these type of pictures are boring, but you don’t see them on the comment section complaining, they simply just move along, maybe you should find a different source of entertainment if this subreddit is filled with “boring” stuff, idk man, your arguments are just not strong, have a chill night tho ✌🏼", "Meh", "No way. Full Desert Eagle or you’re a commie.", "center you infiltrator", "He only got a bachelor’s of science in economics. He must be a complete idiot, amirite fellow woke redditors?", "They already do. They’re Americans like the rest of us.", "This* is the type of immigration we should be encouraging.", "If you're tired of it leave, your complaining is far more annoying than any post I've seen on Reddit...you spent so much time insulting this young man when you could have quickly moved on to something that interested you more. The world does not revolve around you and your pathetic interests", ">They already do. They’re Americans like the rest of us.\n\ni mean one specifically about them. not just for them like nobody else can party too. kinda like how MLK day is about mlk, but not just for mlk. kinda like how presidents day isnt just for presidents. get it?", "The Dreamers, or DACA recipients, were brought here as children through no fault of their own. There is no path to citizenship for them. Blame their parents, blame the law for not letting them become citizens, but don't blame them.", "They have options... They can leave the US, and then apply for asylum, or apply for a green card and then get citizenship... Don't say they don't have options... \n\nunder current law, they are still here illegally, Either they have to go back, or the law has to change... Good luck with the latter as even Democrats don't fully support amnesty. ", "It's a picture. This is /r/pics. Seems like the right subreddit to me.", "Leave the US? Imagine if you had to move back to your country of origin, wherever your family is originally from. Do you think it would be so easy? And apply for a green card? So they've been here for, let's say, 15-20 years. They haven't broken any major laws, they've paid taxes. You want them to go to a country they're not familiar with, apply for a green card, and wait another decade or so to become citizens?", "I don't leave the house with less than an Abrams tank", "Either you want laws followed, or you don't... Cant have it both ways... Change the laws, or enforce them... Currently Changing them is off the table... ", "Changing the law would be the best thing to do, in my opinion. But when it comes to justice, it maybe blind, but there's always room for mercy.", "Agreed, But currently, in our immigration law, there isn't. and frankly, Obama's executive order on DACA/DAPA was found by a tie in the supreme court to be unconstitutional", "That's right, there's debate about whether DACA is unconstitutional, but no court, not even the Supreme Court, has made that determination.", "So all of this could be for naught... The Supreme court found DAPA to be unconstitutional... So what is stopping some red state, Ie taxes since they sued for DAPA, to sue again... with the court having all the justices and the split last time... it would be in Gorsuch's hands, and with him being a constitutionalist, we already know which way he is leaning... ", "> we weren’t allowed to take pictures at the center\n\nSo much for that \"freedom.\"", "Thanks for volunteering to leave! If you're still here when the next immigrant obtains citizenship, you'll be escorted out.", "> They have options... They can leave the US, and then apply for asylum, or apply for a green card and then get citizenship...\n\nLeaving the country wouldn't grant them a path to a green card, they'd need to qualify by some other way which like most americans without family they wont (and R's want to kill that option calling it chain migration)\n\nEdit: not sure why my explaining the actual situation is being down voted. I didn't make the rules though I'd guess unlike the parent I've actually had to navigate them. Also, asylum? Yeah that's not happening.", "There's a significant difference between \"Make America Great Again\" and \"Make America into the bastard child of Cuba and Sweden\".\n\nThe first groups loves America. The second group loves what they want America to be. ", "I thought this was r/roastme from the thumbnail lol", "9th grade notes! Lmao! That's awesome!", "> if your ilk \n\nOut of curiosity, what exactly is my ilk? If you can correctly name my formal ethical framework, my position on abortion, and how many foreign countries I've lived in (plus or minus, say, two), then I'll be a sport and grant that you aren't just a self-satisfied douchebag covering up your parochial intellectual xenophobia with the most [pathetic and unconvincing moralizing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection).\n\nIf you can't...\n\n> no matter their skin color or country of origin\n\nI just told a brown guy that I'd rather have him as a countryman than the white shitbags that don't appreciate what they've got, and you're actually accusing me of racism? Is that really the one and only card that the left has any more? You just play it no matter what the other guy says?", "It would be like Survivor...but with politics.", "[Compromise? ](https://i.imgur.com/YYJlMgT.jpg)", "Nice work kid and welcome! Ignore the haters. Mi casa es tu casa 🇺🇸", "Welcome home.", "While a 1911 is the proper choice for our new American brother I think it would be a disservice to point him towards Colt. I think an RIA or Wilson Combat would suit him fine though.", "I understand his frustration. We get several posts just like this one every single week. The repetition gets very old after a while.", "congrats!", "chill man! this isn't worth being mad over", "Honestly the 22.51% more money trumps (no pun intended) everything else on that list for me. ", "Or not.", "Congratulations! Welcome to the club! ", "Or you can grow a pair of balls and get a revolver", "That's why it's in quotes. What you described is what many Reddit liberals refer to as being racist. ", "The Israeli Deagle?", "A Smith and Wesson M&P in .45 is pretty nice too!", "Congratulations! Now go grab a six pack of Bud Light, strap a big ol' American flag to the back of your rusty pickup, and complain in an embarrassingly loud and argumentative fashion about Trump/Democrats on any social media outlet you can find. It's the only way to cement your street cred as an actual American. \n\nEDIT: LUL at your downvotes, I love them.", "Tell that to the Mossad..", "They're our little brothers!", "Congrats, your happiness is overflowing in this picture, thanks for sharing.", "Canada has one of the most restrictive immigration systems in the world. The US is virtually open borders. Over 40 million immigrants and 1/4 of all Americans is either an immigrant or their child. That's not counting the millions of illegal immigrants and foreign people living here on student and work visas.\n\nMore Canadians move to the US than Americans to Canada every year.", "Seriously congrats!", "Dae that trump guy is vry dumb 🙌🤣", "I took a ton of photos when my husband was naturalized. It probably depends where you are.", "Get married? Or can their spouse not sponsor them? I saw that many of them had started families here.", "You should post this on The_Donald", "Congrats!! So glad President Trump is making moves to push for legal citizenship and hope we see many more of these success stories.", "Congratulations and sorry! ", ">and with him being a constitutionalist\n\nTo be fair...shouldn't all supreme court justices be constitutionalists? That is literally the only thing they are upholding. Everything else they can change at their discretion. ", "I'm sure they would be thrilled that this person went through the legal channels of immigration. \n\nMost conservatives aren't opposed to immigration...they're opposed to illegal immigration. ", "Welcome, fellow American! \n\n(Sorry about the mess.) ", "Congrats! set the example for the \"i've been here 20 years and can't get legal\" crowd.", "In theory, yes. But liberal judges think the US Constitution is bad. RBG wants the US Constitution should be more like the South African one because it grants positive rights instead of protecting negative rights. Sotomayor thinks because she's a Latin women, she can be a great justice because she can view the law differently. These are the types of justices being appointed by liberals. \n\nI mean, take a look at the judges who have been blocking Trump's actions. Not a single one of the actions has been blocked on Constitutional grounds, or on the grounds that Trump is overstepping his Presidential powers more than a previous President. These are activist judges who are used to block/push legislation that Democrats want, it's been their playbook for awhile now. If you can't get it passed via a law (like you should) just enshrine you pet project in law by pushing it through the court system.\n\nPut it this way, the most recent Pennsylvania Supreme Court decision will most likely be struck down. The reason is that, while the two Republican justices agreed the Congressional map was skewed, they did not agree that the court had the right/power to A. Impose a short deadline for the rewriting of Congressional map by February 9th, and B because the court said if the legislature can't form a new guideline map, then they would impose their own. That is not legal. And it shouldn't be surprising that a SC that is 5 to 2 in favor of Democrats.", "Plenty of people with degrees are complete idiots. Anyone can lie/cheat/pay their way through college. I've seen it happen with my own eyes.", "Sig is where it is at.", "> I just told a brown guy\n\nYeah, not a racist bone in your body... I bet you're on really good terms with the blacks too, just like Trump. \n\n", "You just want him to register so he can vote like you. What happens if he votes differently? ", "We have different definitions of complete idiot, I think. ", "Your eyes tell me you just got your citizenship in either Maine, Vermont, Colorado, Oregon, Nevada, Massachusetts, Washington, Alaska, or California.\n\nCongrats!", "Lmfao nah man, neither of those states, i got it in Maryland home crab cakes and old bay, that’s just how i look on a daily basis lol ", "bout time", "LOL think you [missed the line](https://youtu.be/mqVFLuD25DA?t=22) a little bit :) Congrats again my friend!", "naught", "He's brown. I'm white. \n\nWhy do you think that the first adjective is racist but the second is OK?\n", "To receive a warm welcome?", "Did you just claim that America had no legal immigration process?\n\nYou might want to take a look at ... I dunno... how about OP?", "It’s 2018, we prefer grabbing a six pack of Zima, strapping on a big ol’ dildo and having anal sex with a person of indeterminate gender.", "Congratulations on being a miserable shitstain", "Congratulations! ", "The_Donald loves newly minted US citizens.", "For anyone else: 9th Amendment -- \"The enumeration in the Constitution of certain rights shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.\"\n\nWhich means: \"The Bill of Rights mentions certain rights that are to be protected from government interference, these rights include freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly and the right to keep and bear arms, among others.\n\nJust because a right is not mentioned in the Bill of Rights, though, does not mean that the government automatically has the right to interfere with it. Instead, the 9th Amendment says that any right not enumerated, or listed, in the Constitution is still retained by the people. So, in plain language, it means that there are other rights that people have that are not listed in the Constitution.\"", "So encouraging someone to register to vote is now downvote worthy?! Really?!", "I would say that the 9th says everything is a right until the government shows that such action can be regulated or Limited for Just Cause.\n\nKind of the same thing just coming from a different direction.", "Canada takes more immigrants per capita than the US, with 33.84 [per 100,000](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_net_migration_rate) (a 5 year average, 2007-2012), putting Canada at 14th in the world.\n\nThe US takes 15.94, putting the US at 32nd in the world.\n\nCanada's immigration system is actually fairly open, in that it's points-based and once you have enough points you're ranked on a list and waiting for your number to be called. Students can convert their student visas into permanent residency after landing a job, which is not possible in the US (the F1 visa is a non-immigrant visa in America.)\n\nThe US just recently abolished a whole class of family-based visas that allow brothers, sisters, cousins, etc., to immigrate to the US. All these categories still exist in Canada.", "I was thinking more along the lines of an anti-NRA sticker...unless you're one of THEM :) And hell yeah congratulations! It's ain't easy to get citizenship, especially with this shithole administration!", "Congrats, and good one you for doing it the right way! Keep up the great work!!!", "K.", "Dear god, it appears I'm behind the times once again!!!", "That is the look of happiness! Congratulations!", "> Canada takes more immigrants per capita than the US,\n\nOnly if your timeline is fucked. The US is only large because it has been taking in more immigrants than anyone for over 100 years. Canada is small because it takes in virtually no one.\n\n>Canada's immigration system is actually fairly open, \n\nIt is not. You are a fucking idiot.", "\"Only if your timeline is fucked\"\n\n> This movement of people is known as the Great Migration boosted Canada's population from approximately 500,000 in 1812 to 2.5 million by 1851.\n\nCanada grew our population 500% in 40 years.\n\n> The US is only large because it has been taking in more immigrants than anyone for over 100 years\n\nClearly not.\n\n> Canada is small because it takes in virtually no one\n\nI already gave you data proving otherwise.\n\n> It is not. You are a fucking idiot.\n\nSounds like someone got a little angry for being proven wrong. I'm still not hearing any proof.", "> Canada grew our population 500% in 40 years.\n\nYes from a mico population to a slightly less micro one. Stop lying with disingenuous bullshit.\n\n", "38th of 196th is not micro. Everything you've said is wrong. Find a new hobby because you suck at this one." ]	177	pics	I came to the US at 12 yo, I’m now 22 and a full American citizen (we weren’t allowed to take pictures at the center)
https://i.redd.it/limue9ucnpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sadmo/i_know_it_isnt_much_but_i_cooked_my_first_eggs/	[ "Not bad at all for a first attempt. Next time, try keeping the temperature of the pan lower and cook them more slowly. Maybe mix in a tablespoon or so of milk. ", "Are you 6 years old?", "We all have to start somewhere! 🙂", "You did a great job! Was it for you or for one of them? ", "You should send it to Gordon Ramsay on Twitter. He will say how good of a job you did cooking them.", "I was expecting to open this and see a tide pod ", "I cook my scrambleds at the same temp as my meat. \nThe trick is to keep them moving the whole time, don't walk away.", "Plot twist op is 42", "I thought I was looking at some weird chips for a second ", "This is how freedom starts kid. ", "Plot twist, OP killed his parents", "Smh", "Scrambled eggs was the second thing my mom taught me how to cook. It only took about ten years to perfect them the way I like them best. I learned more about cooking practicing my scrambled eggs than anything else I've made. Keep at it, you'll never know where this whole cooking thing will take you.", "[Gordon Ramsey's soft scrambled eggs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0) \n\n\n[Jacques Pepin omlettes](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yCHCsOBZ58M) \n\nI live and die by these for my family. Advanced class in poached eggs comes later for you", "Good job friend! ", "A tide pod is like an egg, there’s viscous liquid inside once broken open, except one is filled with bleach and will chemically burn your organs. ", "Plot twist, OP is his parents ", "I keep trying to make eggs like Gordon Ramsey, he makes it look so simple I think \"I can't fuck this up\". \n\nThen I always fuck it up", "looks like corn flakes", "Plot twist. Op's eggs are made from his/her parents.", "Med high heat butter the pan don't stop stirring the eggs is the secret and take them off right before they're finished ...theyll finish cooking on the plate ... nothing worse than overcooked eggs. Good job welcome to the big leagues ", "That's right kids. Stay away from eggs!", "Plot twist, OP is his parent's parents", "Plot twist, my parents are the OPs parents, parents ", "Wtf is this", "Plot twist: OP's parents are in the eggs. ", "Scott Tennorman?", "Ok, I'm curious how your parents eggs end up looking.", "Hey OP - good on you. Whether you’re a teen or 42 or 99. You did something on your own and I’m proud of ya. ", "Stir my heggs", "Great! Now throw it out because eggs are VERY BAD", "Plot twist: eggs are your parents who are the OPs parents, parents", "Make that Jaques Pepin omelette with caramelized onions, bacon and goat cheese!", "Medium heat, just keep stirring\n\nIf it starts to stick, take off heat", "Congratulations! You'll be making fancy omelets and flipping them in the pan with a flick of the wrist in no time!", "That omelette was shitty.", "He did fuck it up with the browned butter, but its the technique that matters\n\nAnd way too much chives", "I bet they tasted better than the ones I had at Dennys yesterday. ", "Good for you! I just made hard boiled eggs the other day for the first time in my life. They were so easy! I don’t know why I was intimidated by them for so long. ", "Someone trying something new for the first time and doing their best.", "Try adding a little milk before you cook them. If you don't keep milk on hand then a splash of water helps too. Keep trying new things with cooking! I promise you'll get better.", "Yeah OP, except now I'm hungry. Can I have some? Just think of the extra experience you will gain!", "Hahaha", "For fluffy scrambled eggs:\n\n1.Gently scramble the eggs (no need to beat the shit outta them).\n\n2.Gently pull the eggs to the center of the pan while cooking, then take them out of the pan a teeny tiny bit before they are completely done as the eggs will continue to cook a teeny tiny bit.\n\n Welcome to the awesome world of cooking and remember that everyone messes up now and then.", "My SO figured them out, and one time she literally burnt water. (Well, burnt the pan after the water boiled away.)\n\nInstead of using one big dollop of sour cream near the end, you can mix in a couple of smaller spoonfuls to lower the temperature as needed, and then continue with the on-off heat.\n\nIf you're using enough heat to make it separate you're using too much heat for the eggs anyway.", "People need recognized when they've done something they're proud of. So way to go. Jeep doing it if you want to. If you don't, don't worry, you may change your mind in a month or two.", "Careful kid, scrambled eggs are a gateway food. Next comes omelette, then quiche. In a year or so you'll be making three soufflees a day just to feel normal. \nGood on ya! Looks delicious and surprisingly unburnt or runny for a first attempt. You're a natural!", "Now you are ready for ratatouille.", "Its a bowl of shit eggs", "In a microwave?", "But he gave no explanation of why he needed help making shit eggs. ", "If you liked this, wait until you boil some rice.\n\nThat's like riding a Harley into the sunset.", "I remember the War on Drugs commercial that said \"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?\" I always wanted to ask, \"Isn't that pan a little too hot?\"", "I came here for the yolks.", "Now I'm wondering how Kermit's parent's eggs looked.", "You expecting a trophy?", "Good going. It is a big deal. Before long you'll be cooking for the \nfamily.", "Good work. Learning to cook makes you much more independent AND saves you money! ", "Great job on the eggs. Now about your bedroom.........", "I’m 32. I thought I had my eggs down pat, however, I have just learned some new tips and tricks, via Reddit.\n\nI just thought that is amazing. And congrats. Never stop learning.", "I know there's a video out there for this but I couldn't find it. Anyway, I learned this super simple recipe from [Alton Brown](http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/perfect-scrambled-eggs-recipe-2107541)\n\nDon't forget to serve them on a warm plate!\n\n", "Nice job, but I have to ask. What in the name of Darwin did you do to those eggs", "You're either way too young to be on reddit, or way too old to be cooking eggs for the first time. \n\nEither way your parents are doing a shit job at raising you. ", "omg", "add a little bit of milk and whisk next time\n", "What are u 6?", "Seriously, are you nine years old? As an old guy, I am repeatedly amazed at the inadequate basic life skills today's young people have. It's pretty apparent that if you spend your entire early life sitting on your fat little ass playing video games and toting around a smart phone you can't take your eyes off of, that you grow up idiotically unskilled in even the basics. Cooking simple meals is something people could all do by the age of 12. Eggs? Eggs? You put them in the pan and they cook. What's next? Toast? ", "I know you’re getting a lot of hate, but good for you. \n\nI know too many people deathly afraid of cooking to the point where they exclusively eat microwave or oven baked frozen foods. \n\nJust wait until you discover all the amazing ways you can incorporate eggs into other dishes. That’s how you’ll branch out.\n\nYou’ll be self sustaining in no time. ", "Funny you should say that. I can poach eggs to perfection but I can’t for the life of me boil an egg right. LOL ", "Kudos. Keep up the good work. Learning new trades takes time. Trial and error. Have loads of fun trying." ]	70	pics	I know it isnt much, but i cooked my first eggs today without my parents helping
http://imgur.com/kwtJwgC.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7saerb/why/	[ "They don't call me the almighty for nothing.", "Fucking brilliant!", "Can't tap shit with your hands nailed to a board.", "You know me Stoop...just spreading the word.", "Fucking savage!", "Looks like someone drew it on with a marker.", "I'm a recovering Catholic. We got jokes.", "Get back to work on my roof, you fucking slacker. ", "Not counting that 7 day nap he took I guess.\n", "He kinda did. ", "Came here to say this. ", "Your name is quite fitting. " ]	12	pics	Why.
https://i.redd.it/99k73su0qpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sah8r/my_dinner_courtesy_of_the_big_green_egg/	[ "That steak isn’t cooked bro", "You post to the forums yet?", "That steak is perfectly cooked. He reversed seared it, possibly in a su vide, and seared it to perfection. It’s something that the BGE can do that a burner cannot. ", "Yeah that's about damn perfect", "You are right. I seared at 120 degrees Fahrenheit. ", "Thank you ", "I haven’t. I’ve been wanting to as that’s where I received a lot of good tips. ", "Introduce yourself. They are all good folks. I have met some of them at BGE Festivals ", "\"dinner\"", "Just joined the egg head forum. Thanks", "This steak talks....Moo ", "I used to sell the BGE. What size did you get? ", "Large. It was a Christmas gift so I’ve only used it a few times. ", "Maybe the butcher should have used a stake", "That's a really nice Christmas gift! They got you the perfect size.\n\nI would recommend getting the conveggtor if you don't have it already. With that you'll cook the best chicken you've ever had. Indirect heat will cook the chicken without drying it out.\n\nTry out some of their sauces too. I really like their sirracha sauce. ", "Thanks. I do have the conveggtor but would like to get a few more items. ", "Any pro tips for a fellow BGE owner? Sounds amazing! And yes, that steak is cooked to perfection!", "It’s called a reverse sear. Low and slow, dome 220 until internal temp of steak is 110. Pull off steak and rest it. Now get the egg up 500-600 and put a lightly oiled cast iron pan inside. Let the pan get screaming hot. Now sear the steak on both sides for about 30 to 60 seconds. Do not use pepper before the sear or it will scorch and taste bitter. Pepper after the steak is done. \n\nEDIT: join the big green egg forum. Lots of pro tips ", "I took the platesetter out and seared directly on the grate. I’m sure the cast iron pan would work great too. ", "“Yes”", "Do you mean \"snack?\"" ]	22	pics	My dinner courtesy of the Big Green Egg
https://i.redd.it/e6sow61rqpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sai3f/horses_watching_mayon_volcano_errupt/	[ "I read that as mayo volcano.", "Wow. That is about the most trying so hard photo I've ever seen. Human interest foreground? Check. Incredible intermediate distance shot? Check. Blow your mind main interest of the photo shot? Check. Awesome background? Check. Bonus: Awesome streak in the sky? Check.\n\nIt's like the manger scene in the birth of jesus combined with Transformers 4.", "Great picture. Are there any more of these? Love the combination of the city, mountain and sky.", "That city at the base of the volcano seems a little too damn close to the volcano", "This is amazing. Wish the entire bottom part was a silhouette like the palm trees. ", "Whoa, whoaaaa..", "It looks like one of those felt blacklight posters but in real life. ", "Thanks. That's my new phone wallpaper", "https://imgur.com/Yvvd0XY", "Reminds me of this:\n\nhttps://www.paulickreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Icelandic-Horses.jpg", "This kills the city ", "Wining captions receive 1 stellar lumen", "Yah the light kinda ruins it. ", "It's morbid, but I kinda like that. Not to say I like that people are displaced or hurt, but the thought that mama nature can destroy us by popping one of her pimples, it gives me more perspective on life.\n\nPS: I'm still looking for links for the relief operations. If any one else knows please comment.", "Let's see your photos then, Ansel.", "I luv u", "Link to high res image?", "Anyone know how to freeze the foreground in a long exposure like this?", "https://i.imgur.com/e1P4t4M.jpg", "I guess anyone present there would be watching it", "Zuma satellite spotted in the background.", "I'm pretty sure those horses don't give a shit.", "The one on the left looks like it's only there because the one on the right dragged it along.", "Use a flash - if the foreground is dark enough, the flash will expose it , while the long exposure has time to catch the rest of the scene.", "should we move?....\n\nNay", "Shop?", "I need this, on black velvet.", "You can get some pretty cool stuff building on that, called light painting. Set up a long exposure shot in the dark with a subject, then shine a torch on the subject to light it up. It be a pretty effective tool. ", "dunno dude, you're kind of saying the photographer blew up an entire mountain to get this picture. I mean I like trying hard as much as the next guy but if this is what happens when you try, then this motherfucker needs to chill. ", "Gorgeous, loving the blue night sky.", "I've done that by shining light to a barn, with a thunderstorm in the background.", "Nice! Do you have the picture? ", "Yeah, but I took it many years ago, and it would probably take me all day to find it. I'm really bad about not labeling / tagging my pics if I don't \"use\" them anywhere.", "Damn, you're right! Great catch!", "\"Well, there goes the neighbourhood\"", "Lol, impressive." ]	37	pics	Horses watching Mayon Volcano Errupt
https://imgur.com/yZuftWu.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7saidj/pod_shots_vodka_baileys_and_blue_curacao/	[ "Yeah but will it get my whites sparkling? ", "it will definitely stain your toilet or floor when you puke it up...", "Nasty. I'd rather drink an actual Tide pod." ]	3	pics	Pod Shots. Vodka, Baileys and blue curacao
https://i.redd.it/fel888dgrpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7saj0o/i_need_one_of_these_at_home/	[ "Someone should stick a photo of Tim Burton on that burton. ", "I’ve always wanted an egg bell", "[Press me.](https://i.imgur.com/g9wozA6.png)", "Ha ha yes, someone with skills, please do it! 🤣", "errr mmer gerd its an errgg burton!!!\n", "We need legislation to have one in every home! " ]	7	pics	I need one of these at home
https://i.imgur.com/jvbTNHj.png	/r/pics/comments/7saji7/fabio_the_robot_was_hired_by_a_supermarket_to/	[ "Terrifying. Yeah.", "Maybe they should have went with that new Trump robot Disney unveiled. ", "You mean Repurposed Hillary-Bot?", "Maybe if it had clothing and hair, it would help." ]	4	pics	Fabio the Robot was hired by a supermarket to assist customers, but got fired after a week for scaring people
https://i.redd.it/dpunttapspb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sakua/10000_tons_of_corn_spilled_from_a_silo_in_new/	[ "Thats some corney shit", "Where’s a hot air popper and michael jackson when you need them?", "It’s gonna take a lot of husky men to clean that up", "Aw shucks. ", "You spill 10,000 tons, What do you get. A bunch of old popcorn that taste like shit. ", "Shit. Did anyone die?", "All you need is a fuel spill and the entire state can munch popcorn at the cleanup.", "The funny thing is, all that corn will probably be sent to other bins and slowly blended off. \n\nIt will probably be sold off to some company and you'll end up eating it in your Corn Flakes for breakfast.", "Not all corn is popcorn. ", "Insert corny joke here: ", "think of all the poos that could've been in", "Nah, people don't eat this, they drink it as corn syrup in their soda.", "A problem Americans have that North Koreans are envious of.", "I'm sure that some redditors will come up with amaizing puns...", "A good portion does go to soft drinks but plenty of it does go to cereals and other foods. ", "No deaths, six corneal abrasions though. ", "Man thats a lot of carbs.", "(－‸ლ)", "What a corntastrophe", "It's a line from the film Logan...", "Haven't seen it.", "Q: is that a fire hazard?", "The fear of a corn meltdown like this is exactly why I’m against corn energy!", "Or animal feed.", "Also, like 450,000,000 birds in a day or two.", "482 thousand bushels ~", "the photo is very grainy, needs more light", "What are you talking about, I put corn on the cob in the microwave to make popcorn all the time", "Imagine if it were a blistering hot day!", "Do they still use that or wut", "That's a couple million of lost product according to my movie theater.", "Did someone fat finger something?", "\"A grain silo collapsed in New Carlisle late Sunday night, dumping 10,000 tons of corn onto Ohio 571 and closing the road at least through Wednesday.\nThe collapse happened about 11:40 p.m. Sunday at the Miami Valley Feed & Grain & Drive-Thru at 880 W. Jefferson St. The cause of the collapse isn’t known.\n\nA section of the roadway near Scarff Road will be closed through at least Wednesday, according to the Ohio Department of Transportation that could change as the cleanup progresses.\nThe corn contained in the silo, which is owned by the Miami Valley Feed and Grain Co., was enough to fill 200 semi-truck loads, Trusty said.\nSeveral power lines and at least three power poles also were knocked down in the collapse, Trusty said, causing temporary outages. By early Monday afternoon, power was restored everywhere except the granary lot itself.\n\nThe Miami Valley Feed and Grain Co. told emergency crews that no employees were on-site when the structure collapsed.\n\n“At this time, we have no thoughts that there is anybody trapped or anybody inside,” Trusty said.\nThe silo also damaged two buildings on the property, crushing one and partially collapsing another.\nA representative from the Ohio State Fire Marshal’s office will come to New Carlisle to examine the scene, Trusty said, but fire crews believe the damage was caused by a collapse, not an explosion.\nKendall Dechaene, who lives down the street from the granary, was home last night when the collapse happened. Dechaene saw a bright flash near the granary, he said.\n“There was loud thunder and it rumbled on quite awhile,” Dechaene said. “Then the lights went out.”\n \nThe closed road is one of the most frequently used in New Carlisle, Mayor Ethan Reynolds said.\n“Having a road closed that’s a main road for our city is going to have an impact,” Reynolds said.\nCrews started moving the corn from the road to the granary lot by midday Monday, Trusty said.\"\n\nFrom:\nhttp://www.mydaytondailynews.com/news/local/new-carlisle-road-closed-for-days-clean-10k-tons-corn/nxxKSk4LkZ08Ta85eUoHyK/\n\n\n\n", "You should watch it, I'm not a fan of most movies, especially comic book movies, but it was really well done.", "5 second rule? It’s still good. ", "Yes it is. If you just leave it like that it might even self ignite. Silage can only be stored up to a certain height if it is just poured on the ground. If you pass that height the heat produced by bacteria processing the silage can reach a temperature high enough for it to slowly start burning.", "Try that with field corn and let me know how it goes. \n\nWhich, I'm gonna bet that the corn in that silo was all field corn. ", "That's a lot of corn. ...", "What a corny story.", "This never would have happened in Old Carlisle. ", "Headline: Whole Carlisle Creamed Corn", "Gentlemen! BEHOLD! *CORN!!!!!!*", "My hometown ", "Field corn. As opposed to ocean corn.", "There's field corn, sweet corn, popcorn, and decoration corn. Field corn is mostly for animal feed. It tastes like crap but is packed with nutrients. It also won't pop. ", "I still prefer space corn. We called that feed corn when I was a kid. Or maybe I misheard since I was 6 and they were saying Field lol", "Mostly known as field corn because it's not exclusively for livestock. If it's on a cattle ranch, then I'd imagine it would be called feed corn. ", "Ah. Yeah it was. The owners had a tiny patch of sweet corn hidden in it that was amazing though" ]	47	pics	10,000 tons of corn spilled from a silo in New Carlisle, Ohio
https://i.redd.it/nbv27vh3tpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7salm8/i_found_this_in_a_thrift_store_dumpster_and_i_was/	[ "The photo I found is an actual oldtimey photo.\nIt is semi gloss and has a texture to it.", "It's the monopoly guy on a date.", "Not judging, but thrift stores are kind of icky to start with. I don't wanna think about thrift store dumpsters.", "Lovely photobomb.", "Whatcha doing hanging out in dumpsters? ", "I dunno but that little kid has to go pee.", "Who the fuck is Peter Pantsless in the background? That's the real question. ", "It's a shared dumpster with a building I work at. It's actually cleaner than it sounds.", "It's a shared dumpster. There's really nothing perishable it's just personal stuff that they don't feel is sellable which usually makes for the most interesting stuff.", "Finds an old fragile photo in a dumpster\n\n\nI'm gonna touch it", "It's better than a photobomb because the picture isn't offset like it was taken on purpose with a kid... he just happens to be there.", "Fair enough. I know the Value Village near me has a problem with people dropping off items that probably should have gone to the transfer station. I've probably just gotten less adventurous in my old age. " ]	12	pics	I found this in a thrift store dumpster and I was wondering if anyone in the world has seen it before?
https://i.redd.it/dgf05ufkwpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sapn2/a_beautiful_sunset_in_panama_city_beach_florida/	[ "The ol' Redneck Riviera can be pretty when she wants to.", "Would be even nicer if the horizon was level. One of he easiest ways to take nicer pictures ", "Lol it’s way less rural than when I lived in Muncie Indiana ", "Yeah, ol' PC has become quite the vacation community as of late, but when I was growing up it was very country. ", "That would be awesome " ]	5	pics	A beautiful sunset in Panama City Beach Florida
https://i.redd.it/8ygehbi4zpb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sasyp/today_mt_mayon_erupted/	[ "#EarthsPimple", "Did the horse on the right get up during the exposition of that one? It's a beautiful picture btw.", "Excellent shot", "Amazing picture but I wonder why the horses are not concerned.", "It’s very pretty and scary at the same time. ", "[CNN article about event](https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/22/asia/philippines-mayon-volcano-intl/index.html)", "Neigh.", "Nice shooting star in the background. Desktop screensaver level photo, OP.", "Because they can swim", "Love the meteor(?) streak in the sky. Great shot!", "Looks like those horses are going to drop some kind of hit electronic folk album. ", "This was my hometown. I was born in the city right below. This is the scariest I've seen it in my lifetime. ", "Nature is absolutely amazing but absolutely dangerous too. ", "Are you Joe?\n\nYes.\n\nJoe Banks?\n\nYes. ", "They'll call it Mayon Neighs", "What are those, nonchalantesdales?", "Both moved. To get those stars you gotta be open for minutes.", "Maybe bugger off and not take this photo... These horses are trying to have a moment.", "Best night out for this horse couple in months.", "Likely a long exposure with a flash. Long exposure catches the star, flash captures one moment of horseyness. ", "In lava?", "Or plane/helo.", "Oh they're nothing to be afraid of, just don't spook them.", "That horse's back looks like a lion ", "That mountain top is not just horsing around.", "This is gorgeous ", " Shooting mayo...", "Is Mayon short for Mayonnaise?", "Whaa", "Yes, for a very small amount of time", "Band of Horses?", "Year without a summer 2.0 lets do this boys.", "One of the coolest photos I've ever seen", "This looks like one of those Lisa Frank binders", "Setup?", "There's always neigh sayers. ", "If were not horses, then what are we then?\n", "/thread", "It still is your hometown, that's not something that changes. I hope everyone is safe.", "This could be a scene straight out of Bojack", "I LOVE this movie", "Dude just leave us alone. \n\nYeah, ^^^C’mon ^^^^^^Mayon.", "r/fakealbumcovers\n", "A terrific phone wallpaper", "Come on, dude. At least wait a day before you [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sai3f/horses_watching_mayon_volcano_errupt/).", "Drops on May 5th", "The Phillipines. Mt Mayon is in the Phillipines.", "Great wallpaper for the IPhone. Or . . Androids.", "u/yeoldsmith ", "Horses are like did the 4th of the July came early ? Fuck it let's enjoy the fireworks \n", "And horses consorted, and meteorites did streak across the sky...", "Holy crap, take your upvote", "right omfg xD", "Holy crap", "Yeah, no gold yet on this 30 minute old okay comment? \n\nSmh, Reddit ", "Thousands flee active Philippines volcano", "OP is a dirty rotten thief! Burn him! ", "We're the unicorns, we're more than horses.", "There's only one horse, captured twice. \nSource: Pure speculation.", "maybe they should quit horsing around and gtfo of there!", "Looks like you also caught a shooting star! Very nice photo ", "You speculators keep my imagination high and tight and I appreciate that. ", "It's like such a romantic shot for those horses. I'm sure the mare is all like \"aww Kevin, you shouldn't have. So beautiful\" ", "The horse just wanna have a moment on this amazing sence!", "Take a look at the right horse, it's translucent. The left horse isn't. Maybe there was only one horse.", "Pitchforks?", "Very good! Now can you tell us the correct spelling of the ‘Phillipines’?", "Already a band, and a kick ass band at that.", "It even has a shooting star.", "That's an alein sheep!", "I didn't see it yesterday, it's only because of OP I saw it at all. Thank you OP!", "Yo that horse looks like Spirit from the dreamworld movie. ", "Mt. Mayon Neighs ", "The original post was made an hour before this one. ", "AND A SHOOTING STAR!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻", "New album this spring, \"Volcanos Erupt\" by The Horse's", "Beautiful, I just hope they’re outside of the ash range . Would hate to see these beautiful horses hurt ", "Fuck off", "It’s Philippines. Double P.\n\nNow that sounds wrong...\n\n\nEdit: Meant double Ps in the middle...", "Where are they gonna go? All these Filipino refugees going to float to San Diego on their rafts? We didn’t even figure out the DACAs yet!!", "Charliiiie! Let's go on an adventure, Charlie!\n", "Neigh-on Dreams", "!redditsilver", "Is that the girl from the attic??", "I honestly think I enjoy this picture 1000% more because of the horses", "It looks like the horse on the right has her hair clipped back in a blue hair clip. ", "Beautiful. There is even a meteor in the sky, what a touch...", "Thank you", "This looks so good that I think that it is fake.", "How do you do Reddit silver again?", "OP is the reason you didn't see the original post he thieved from tho. That was literally his aim. ", "Or there's two and the right horse is a ghost, duh. ", "How did you get the lit up earth and also the dark night sky full of stars in one picture? The way I've seen lighting in cameras work is being able to only see one lighting or the other. That must be an amazing camera. ", "Lisa Franks makes all those school supplies with unicorns, rainbows, dolphins, etc in bright colors for kids. ", "You just did it.", "Unexpected MBMBAM", "She calls it a \"mayonegg\". ", "Thanks, buddy", "I hate to have to ask, but what does that last word say!?\n\nJesus christ I got down voted for asking that? I couldn't see the text, I am very sorry that you were bothered enough to feel the need to downvote me... ", "my whole family is at Albay at right now and now I'm here in Florida typing this comment on this thread", "!RedditDidIt", "\n[Here's your Reddit Didit, Chalky_Cupcake!](http://178.62.92.227/reddit-x-bot/didit.png)\n\n/u/Chalky_Cupcake has received didit 1 time. (given by /u/TheFrontierzman) [info](https://github.com/gemdude46/redditx)\n", "Lit up earth as in the magma, or the horses?", "When will Mount Mayon volcano erupt :\n\nA level four alert warning suggests a volcanic eruption is “imminent” and will occur within days.\n\nAlthough experts cannot predict exactly the eruption will take place and cannot give certain dates, it is likely the volcano will blow this week.\n\nThe alert level was upgraded from level three today, which means a “hazardous eruption is possible within weeks or even days.”\n", "Charlie: Yeah, Candy Mountain right, I’m just gonna, you know. Go back to sleep now.\n\nBlue: Noooooo, Charlie , you have to come with us to Candy Mountain.", "This is absolutely the coolest picture ive ever seen", "c'mon on ^^^^mayon", "Hey thanks!..Wait...wut?", "Hey, this one has more upvotes.\n\nIt’s the new original now.\n\nHow reddit content claiming works... probably", "And a shooting star", "Mountain's on fire yo", "I'm calling photoshop", "r/earthporn ", "Did not see the original post so i dont mind the repost (i never do). ", "Wow that is an amazing picture, but I don't see what it has to do with Trump", "Except if I saw this as a binder or a painting, I'd think, what kind of drugs did this?", "Minutes would produce a \"drag\" effect on the stars. Twenty seconds is about longest you can go without noticeable drag. This is a minute at absolute best and only because it's such a wide/far out shot.", "Holy shit. My family is from the Bicol region of the Philippines (we have to take some sketchy ass flight to Legazpi to get there)... I went back in 2008 shortly after it erupted and the damage was crazy... that was for a small eruption apparently. This one looks pretty big. ", "amazing how we can see stars despite a glowing light in front of it all, yet the moon landers couldn't see a single star at all. \n\nand without an atmosphere no less", "Holy crap! I tend to reserve the word amazing but not for this on. That. Is. Amazing. ", ">Goes into comments to see useful information about the Volcano eruption. NOT TODAY YOU DON'T! YOUR GETTING HORSE PUNS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! - Reddit \n\n", "Haha, you're thinking of Anne Frank. :P", "Just spit out my soda. Thank you. ", "Hay I think so", "ooh. this is the cover to an album. the title would make a good name for an album as well", "Pretty", "I didn't expect to see horses", "That's a nice horse.", "Legazpi?", "PHIVOLCS said it had also detected \"two explosion-type earthquakes\" as well as dozens of rockfalls and \"lava fountaining episodes\" in and around the crater on Monday.", "This is looks fantasy-like. Wow", "Horse for scale ", "I'm generally not a fan of photo editing but I think the photo would be even more enjoyable to watch if you mediated the light difference borders behind the horses, in other words fix the 'translucency' of the horses. ", "Amazing Horse", "this deserves [redditsilver](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit_silver/) !redditwaitwhat", "That's ... that's three p's. ", "The sulphur dioxide emission level may show sustained increases, as an intense crater glow is recorded at the mountain.", "Except noone outside of the us actually gives a fuck about that date. For them it might be more along the lines of june12", "Foal Tet.", "Way to plant, Ann.", "I'm so confused though because that smoke doesn't seem to be a long exposure at all. Or maybe it's just much further away than it seems.\n\nAnyway, yeah. Both the horses are transparent. So, I'm agreeing with your long exposure with a flash theory.", "Both horses are see through. You can see lights shining through the horse on the left.", "ANGRY AT OP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? I'VE GOT YOU COVERED!\n\n#COME ON DOWN TO /r/pitchforkemporium\n\n\nI GOT 'EM ALL!\n\nTraditional\|Left Handed\|Fancy\n:-:\|:-:\|:-:\n---E\|Ǝ---\|---{\nI EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!\n\n33% off!\|66% off!\|Manufacturer's Defect!\n:-:\|:-:\|:-:\n---F\|---L\|---e\n\nNEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. *EUROPEAN MODELS!\n\nThe Euro\|The Pound\|The Lira\n:-:\|:-:\|:-:\n---€\|---£\|---₤\n\n#HAPPY LYNCHING!\n\n^( some assembly required)", "!RedditBitcoin", "I came in here to make a mayonnaise joke but this is better.", "I still need to clean mine after the EA thing.", "Actually 'Philippines' has three Ps", "I still need to clean mine after the EA thing.", "So this is not an eruption yet?", "And three I's.", "Too bad the depth of field is fucked up.", "I see fire inside the mountain.", "Mt. Mayon - naise", "How did she do stuff like this if she was blind, deaf, and dumb?", "The horses fascinated by it really tops it off. \n\nI mean, who wouldn't be?", "Is mayon an instrument?", "It is in /r/philippines too.", "ew", "Smooth and silky, this is the Mayon Neighs on 98.6, \"The Sound,\" helping you kick off those shoes, relax, and sink into a warm, rich, creamy jar of our jazz.", "Still a double p", "[... ](http://i.imgur.com/ClTDoYR.jpg)", "LOL, yeah, I meant in the middle...\n\nWas told as a kid in school, remember, single L, and double Ps\n\nShould have clarified since that first P isn't always obvious anyway.", "Filthy casual. ", "Ohhhh when you’re down and looking for some cheering up ", "Pretty sure I had a trapper keeper of this in elementary school.", "Pitchforks", "Noted and edited", "That's not how it works tho.. Long exposure+flash would make everything white as fuck\n\nThere's massive photoshop involved in this pic", "i think that there is what we call a joke 'round these parts", "This looks like a picture for a moving poster about two horses and how they found love, even looks like a shooting star in the sky", "He must be taken to r/KarmaCourt! And also subject to some lynching,", "( •̀ω•́ )σ ⎯⎯∈\n", "Ahh I see what you mean. I guess both horses get up and left on the quick sometime after the flash since they aren't exposed anywhere else on the photo.", "I bet you get on Reddit only once an hour. C'mon man!", "Sorry for the wait, I was moving the horses to China.", "[Source?](http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/multimedia/photo/01/23/18/majestic-mayon)", "!Reddit¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ ", "! redditsilver", "Shit now I wanna find that again", "Yup, the funeral is on my beautiful songs playlist ", "Yeah. It's a really strange picture. I'm still not sure what I think of it honestly. I keep thinking something about it is just not right. But if there were a lot of irregular camera techniques used, I guess that would do it.", "I'm SO glad someone got the reference! ", "Thank you. I still can't see it even though I know what the word is now. I think I might need glasses...", "Yes.", "A brain cloud...what's a brain cloud? Hahaha ", "I think you need to take a trip to Lisa Frank's house", "Poor bojack just can’t escape the paparazzi ", "oops, yes thanks, so I was partly helpful...", "The ground looks like a light is shining on it. ", "I knew it... I didn't know it but I knew it! ", "Cool cool. I visited around ten years ago. Pretty much everyone there were of the friendliest, nicest people I've ever met.", "There's massive photoshop involved.. Not just lightroom or exposure, but it's not possible to get the smoke that defined and the starts that shiny imho..", "Never underestimate Reddit's ability to downvote the wittiest comment of the year. " ]	196	pics	Today Mt. Mayon erupted.
https://i.redd.it/00vjej6f0qb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sauld/stopwatch_on_my_ipad_has_been_running_for_over_2/	[ "Nice. Mine has gotten to a little over 10,000 hours before but that’s a good one, might be the highest I’ve seen. ", "I’m honoured! ", "r/mildlyinteresting", "r/firstworldanarchists", "Tried that earlier, but got removed for being a screenshot :(", "I think you mean your gowatch", "Looks like the shutter speed on your camera is approximately .03 seconds. ", "That’s actually just the timer freezing up" ]	8	pics	Stopwatch on my iPad has been running for over 2 years straight
https://i.imgur.com/xdJM28r.jpg?1	/r/pics/comments/7sax8n/hey_there_little_guy/	[ "I feel like this is actually a sales pitch for the watch! ", "I tried to zoom in, but can't read the brand. \n\nFairly certain it's a MVMT watch, can't find it on the site though. ", "It absolutely is, look at the time. 10:10. Every watch ad or picture showing a watch from a store or manufacturer is set to that time. All 3 hands are always in the same position. Also he is wearing the watch upside down!", "After I took the photo I thought it was upside down... but it is not. Imagine that being you wrist. When he looks at it, it's right side up. When he turns his wrist and faces it away from himself, it is upside down to everyone else. \n\nI guess I also kind of lucked out on the timing if that is actually true that every watch ad shows that picture (it is actually 4:35pm when we took this).", "Isn't the brand of the watch upside down? Can't really tell on my phone. ", "Well, Its 10:05 When looking at it wrong. But it's actually 3:35!", "Haha upon closer inspection you're correct. But..... Google any watch and look at the images.", "Beautiful picture ", "It's to essentially show off the brand. Or 'frame' it.", "Right but it's even on watches that have no brand on the face" ]	10	pics	Hey there little guy!
https://i.imgur.com/4aBafWK.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7saxgn/more_impressive_camo/	[ "This is a great picture of a tree. Wow, great resolution!", "Real question. Why do hunters feel the need to not wear blaze orange? Like even a stripe of it would be nice. Or is accidentally getting shot part of the thrill? ", "Can't say for certain but I suspect it is because animals such as turkeys can see in color. When we go out we still wear our orange though (especially when going in or coming out) so that we don't end up with all natural red spots. ", "Just be careful... This tree can shoot sticks! ", "That’s f’in impressive. I’ll never poke fun at camo again. " ]	5	pics	More Impressive Camo
https://i.redd.it/3e45ddc45qb01.jpg	/r/pics/comments/7sb0ar/my_clients_son_asked_if_his_dogs_cast_could_be/	[ "superdoge ", "You're the real hero... ", "Shucks :) thank you ", "Dude you just set the bar for vets. ", "I love the irony", "We didn't charge anything extra. ", "That's the goal ", "Right? ", "Our dog has a cast right now too. It's plain tan colored, but the kids drew pictures and such to make it look all fun like. Yours is pretty neat. ", "Thanks! ", "You could always break his leg(s) again and get a new cast ", "Did you at least give the boy cancer to compensate for your good behavior?", "Technically, I’m not supposed to post pics of patients’ faces without their owners’ permission. he is a sweet little brindle pittie, if that helps :) ", "Thank you! " ]	14	pics	My client’s son asked if his dog’s cast could be Superman themed... I didn’t think using red and blue vet wrap was enough

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