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"I would not be able to handle that. ",
"Because it looks like you’re doing homework at work",
"Don't worry, you're just seeing things. It's all in your head!",
"Font big enough?",
"Times New Roman, 12",
"Now I definitely know you’re doing homework. APA",
"My friend has the cutout of Aragorn in his bedroom, and for years I would go in his room and move it to places like the bathroom, or at the end of a hallway. One time I climbed out the window with it and ran around and put it peeking in the porch window. \n"
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I'm not sure why I constantly feel like I'm being watched at work...
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"Misconstruing facts at its slimiest. \n\n(Not the lady, the slimy liar)",
"Rule 1",
"/u/tizod, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be addressed to other redditors. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/tizod&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rzsu2/looks_like_someone_took_liberties_with_her_quest/?context=10\\))"
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Looks like someone took liberties with her quest for liberty. Welcome to American politics /u/saintfemine
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"Real face is the lady in the back.",
"At a certain stage you can freeze an embryo and have it thaw out with no ill effects. The question is at what point do you draw the line and why do you think you should be between the doctor and the woman (the two most informed people of the woman's situation and fetuses condition) ",
"If you don’t know the difference between a fetus and a baby, you may want to start by picking up a book and educate yourself",
"OMG memes!!!!! Lol!!!!!",
"I’m glad that she has a choice to make. \n\n",
"r/pics on Women’s march photos: omg!!!! 1000 upvotes\nRespect Girl \nI respect wahmen \n\nR/pics on March for life: Crickets ",
"This girl in many other Christians or theocrats and advocate for big government unwittingly. What does the government have to dictate personal medical procedures? It’s funny how Christians don’t understand this at all. They’re no different than the Saudis or the crazy Muslims that frighten them so much. ",
"You can call a young unborn human by a different name in order to dehumanize it, so you can pay a doctor to murder it, but that doesn’t change a goddamn thing. Nice try! The Nazis did something similar with the Jews before they exterminated them. There is a special place in hell for baby murderers like you.",
"How silly of the government to make murder illegal isn’t it!!1!",
"And what about the baby’s choice? Glad you support her right to choose to pay a doctor to brutally murder her baby because it would be a mild inconvenience in her life! How progressive of you!",
"What? Are you serious? \n\nWhy should anyone listen to you? That’s literally the argument you’re making. \n\nAnd isn’t that your choice? Are you saying you don’t want to have the freedom of choice? Cause if that’s what you’re saying then you’re anti American and I think you should be ashamed. ",
"You think it’s a matter of “freedom of choice” to go around murdering people? There’s a special place in hell for brainwashed baby murderers like you.",
"It’s not freedom of choice if you don’t hold the cognitive ability to make a choice. \n\nIn addition, it’s not murder. You can’t kill something that doesn’t exists. \n\nAnd if it’s such a big deal to you, than don’t have an abortion. I don’t see what’s so hard about that. ",
"> In addition, it’s not murder. You can’t kill something that doesn’t exists. \n\n\nUnborn babies don’t exist? I wonder why then I would be prosecuted for __double__-homicide if I killed a pregnant woman?\n\nIf you are going to argue in favor of allowing women to murder their babies, at least have the balls to admit it.",
"I don’t think abortion is murder. For sure not in the first two trimesters. \n\nAnd it’s not my body. Not my decision. I don’t want someone telling me what I can or can’t do to my body. \n\nIf a man gets a vasectomy is it considered involuntary manslaughter? ",
"How is a separate being with its own central nervous system and it’s own completely unique DNA “a part of your body”? It’s a human life it is not a fucking cancerous cyst. You don’t honestly believe that bullshit do you? Just because something currently lives in your body, doesn’t mean it __is__ your body. Are you a part of your mom’s body? Can’t you come up with a better argument than that? And what the hell does a vasectomy have to do with taking another human life which is what happens in abortion? You are very good at parroting complete nonsense. But have you ever even reflected on any of this yourself? Do you just believe what you are told without questioning anything? Taking another human life is not a personal choice. I guess you are not evil after all, you are just extremely stupid. There are some somewhat valid arguments in favor of abortion, but the “part of my body” bullshit is not one of them. Just admit the fact that you think it’s OK for women to murder their babies. Have the balls to support your true position instead of hiding behind nonsense.",
"I don’t think it’s any of my business what a woman does with her body. It’s not my place to make the final decision. Why do you think it’s yours?",
"A separate human life is not a woman’s body. Stop playing dumb. If somebody put you in someone’s body would that suddenly make you a part of that body? You have your own central nervous system, you have your own DNA. It is 100% inaccurate to say that a completely separate life form is a part of someone’s body. You literally can’t come up with any reasonable argument except for that mindless nonsense? I feel sad that you’re even exist in this world, and I really do hope that you get abortions so that you don’t breed and pass on your abysmally low IQ.",
"If a fetus cannot survive with out the mother it would be hard to classify it as a singular entity. \n\nAnd if you’re so against abortion just don’t have one. \n\nI’m not sure what the problem is here",
">And if you’re so against abortion just don’t have one\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf you are so against murder just don’t murder someone. I don’t see what the problem is here. Surely you will raise no objections if I murder one of your family members. After all it is a matter of personal choice right?",
"I wouldn’t be happy. But it’s not my choice. You seem pretty excited to tell people how they should act. \n\nAnd abortion can’t be murder; if a fetus can’t survive without its host how can you consider it a viable life to be murdered. And if you’re going to make the argument about “you’re not giving it a chance to speak for it’s self” because that’s an argument that children are responsible enough to make those types of decisions; I can assure you that they are not. \n\nSo unless you’re for lowering the drinking, voting, driving, and legal age of consent you’re argument is a complete and utter house of cards. "
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Here’s a great sign from the March For Life!
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"The scariest part of his religious rant is behind the driver's door where it says \"ARM AND PROTECT\". This nutjob has a loaded weapon and thinks God gives him some special right to use it against you.",
"Must be an older model replicant.",
"The only reason this guy is not a horrific danger to society is because he doesn't matter. Problem is, some people look ordinary, still think like that, and let important decisions be handled by some loosely held idea of a faith they learned 20+ years ago that comes and goes as it is convenient. Sometimes those people end up in government or otherwise with power over people (see that judge who recently said god was telling him and the jury that an alleged child sex trafficker was innocent...smooth move, guy. No one will question it, surely.)\n\nSuspension of critical thinking and suspension of the use of real world evidence is too dangerous to be allowed on a societal scale. I'm not against experimentation or Socratic discussion in groups (see things like imaginary numbers and the idea of the sun being the center of the local system and not the earth, these ideas would have trouble if experimentation and discussion were not allowed) but firmly held beliefs that have nothing to do with the real physical testable world can be very dangerous in enabling decisions that otherwise would make no sense. Hurtful, harmful shit. Sometimes to one person, sometimes to many, and sometimes to literally all of us when it's at a governmental level.\n\nI feel alone sometimes in feeling that society should insist on rational evidence based thinking and should not only shun but physically damn and silence if not destroy the rest. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the lies, the climate change denial, the misappropriation of funds in government, the hopeless greed and the hapless behavior and planning of people who otherwise would matter and make a positive change. I'm tired and if I weren't just one person (you need hundreds of millions) I'm sure I'd be encouraged enough to see my vision flood red, but I'm one person and I know how to get paid in this shit predatory dishonest greedy world, so I'm just going to drive my cars and live 'happily'. (It's a crazy kind of happy, but it works, I'm not usually upset or bothered, just damn committed to my evidence based lifestyle) Leave an imperfect world for my kids. Mostly because of this crazy bullshit that we all decided to put up with. Am I wrong in thinking that much of the bad in the world comes from the suspension of critical thought? Like, basic consideration enabled by the human brain. When people are willing to just forego that, it seems like bad things inevitably tend to follow.\n\nInteresting to think how this broadly pro-science view could be implemented without having anti-science effects, actually.\n\nWhy can't towns start popping up that only allow science and law based choices (for work related choices) for government figures, from the very top to the very bottom. Like as part of the town charter, so nobody can claim they're being pushed out. They just were never allowed in.",
"...that is a real possibility that can't be ignored.",
"I agree my friend. We need a purge of those unable to critically think for themselves. But, unfortunately, the dumb are the demographic keeping massive corporations afloat. And massive corporations control the world. "
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Witnessed in Wisconsin. The website is scarier than the van.
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"A triple whammy. Ageism, sexism, and racism. I bet she's just a lovely lady.",
"I can only speak for myself, but I believe those sentiments are completely compatible. The sign on the left is a rebuttal of the hugely disproportionate amount of white men in positions of power, which is the result of a long history of racist institutions (end racism). Calling out disparities requires a little context. When people say \"black lives matter\" they don't mean that other lives don't, but that special attention is necessary to remedy the fact that black lives are often valued less in this country. No country for old white men, I believe, should be interpreted to mean that the power currently held by old white men ought to be shared more equally with the rest of the people. It's hard to get all of that across in a sign or catchy slogan, but conversations are good. The sign is racial, and race is still an important issue, but that's not the same as racist. ",
">I believe, should be interpreted to mean that the power currently held by old white men ought to be shared more equally \n\nSo we should elect leaders based on the color of their skin? Just the way MLK would have wanted it, right? ",
"I think \"it's impossible to be prejudiced towards white men\" is technically a paradox and not an irony.",
"I love the discrimination between \"racial\" and \"racist\", you have a certain gymnastic talent for sure. What the sign *says* is fucked, but let's give the benefit of the doubt.",
"Every one knows you can't be racist against white men..",
"You know full well that was not what he was implying.",
"Please explain! ",
"Thats the most reductive argument I've seen in a long while. ",
">You know full well that was not what he was implying.\n\nHis silence is very telling.",
"Explain what a paradox is, or how this is one? I think it's pretty clear",
"It's ironic that it is next to a 'say no to racism' sign.",
"Explain the paradox. I'm guessing answering racism with racism is the paradox? ",
"Why is no one commenting on how disproportionately large that arm is in the bottom right. Also comes with a really jacked up backwards hand. ",
"\"I believe, should be interpreted to mean that the power currently held by old white men ought to be shared more equally with the rest of the people.\"\n\nSeems like it is exactly what they are implying.",
"Yep. Bigotry is cool as long as it’s directed at white men and Christians. ",
"Do you even know what ironic means? There's a disproportionate amount of old white men in politics, where there should be more women, blacks, LGBTQ+ and other minorities. \n\nThe white male kickback from these protests are very telling. Racism/sexism is clearly on the rise and the Trump regime is on the way out. We really need to start having a conversation on whether or not it's actually okay to revoke white male voting rights to create less disparity in government.\n\nEdit: Maybe we could count one white male's vote as only 3/5th of one full vote, to really show them a sense of \"irony\". \n\nPutin bots incoming!",
"It’s not disproportionate at all. White people make up 75 percent of the population.",
"Pretty much. The movement for equality started out demanding equal rights, then moved on to equal opportunity, and now is demanding equal outcomes. The only way to directly manipulate outcomes is to discriminate in terms of rights or opportunities, which contradicts the originally stated goals, hence the paradox. It's schrodingers chauvinism.\n\nThe *problem* with feminism is that it can only understand the world in terms of oppression, so there's no possibility for feminism to ever eliminate oppression. The closer you come to parity, aggression becomes micro-aggression, and the more vigilance and discrimination is required for \"justice\". I shudder to think what comes after equality of outcome. ",
"It is ironic that a 'No Country for Old White Men' sign is inches away from a 'No To Racism' sign. \n\n\n>We really need to start having a conversation on whether or not it's actually okay to revoke white male voting rights to create less disparity in government.\n\nThis is actually good bait - respect. ",
"OP is a tool, who's been cherry picking pics of the recent protests and shitting on them in a pathetic attempt to discredit certain slogans and people, and thus try to neuter the entire movement.\n\nBut it isn't working...",
"OP is a tool, who's been cherry picking pics of the recent protests and shitting on them in a pathetic attempt to discredit certain slogans and people, and thus try to neuter the entire movement.\n\nBut it isn't working...\n\n",
"Because the Old White Men who're currently running our Country into the ground are not themselves ageist, sexist, and racist?",
"No, it's not ironic. Racism is bias vs an oppressed class. You tell me how old white men are oppressed. I'll wait.",
"Do you find it ironic that you are trying to stop racism with racism? Revoke white male voting rights??? Are you kidding or just ignorant. Who cares what the race is of the majority of politicians. Whoever will do the better job should be elected to because you're a homosexual, black, Asian, etc.",
">Racism is bias vs an oppressed class. \n\nNo that's what people who want to justify racism say. You don't want to end oppression - you want to reverse it. ",
"Well, what happens when you're a very gifted black homosexual who hits the hard glass ceiling and can't bust through? Meanwhile your white college get's the job you were aiming for because their racist old fathers play gold together?",
"Even if they are, is that any reason to spread ageist, sexist, and racist messages? You can't fight bigotry with bigotry. Then you're just as retarded as the other side. ",
"I do think it's kind of ironic that you had to redefine racism in order to justify racism",
"..but you can sure try",
"Racism is prejudice against somebody because of their race, it has nothing to do with an oppressed class.",
"I mean look! Already 4 down votes. I freaking love being white these days.. so equal ",
">OP is a tool, who's been cherry picking pics of the recent protests and shitting on them in a pathetic attempt to discredit certain slogans and people, and thus try to neuter the entire movement.\n>\n>But it isn't working...\n\nThere pussy hats are doing that job far better than OP ever could",
">Because the Old White Men who're currently running our Country into the ground are not themselves ageist, sexist, and racist?\n\nNot by any intelligible standard",
">Do you even know what ironic means? There's a disproportionate amount of old white men in politics, where there should be more women, blacks, LGBTQ+ and other minorities. \n \nBased on what? (Spoiler: your racism)\n\n",
"Be honest.. it'll always be great to be white",
"Where do you want the human species to be in 300 years? Bickering over borders? In an solar system wide arms race? Destroyed? \n\nI want us to be unified as a species. I want us to conquer the stars together as one people, one nation and one culture. The new age of exploration is upon us and now is a very sensitive time in regards to our future as a species. The weapons we hold will be of unimaginable destruction and once we hold Mars, Venus, astroids and spread throughout the galaxy, what will make earth sacred? \n\nWhere I'm going with this is we need to tighten the reigns. No more \"small government\" nonsense. No more corporate lobbying, which the republicans are known for. How will we go about this when an ancient class of bigots controls the most powerful government in the world? \n\nThe first step is to tear it down through rearranging the natural order of government. We'll invite new people in, people with wonderful, diverse ideas and from there we will strengthen the bonds with our neighbors and the rest of the world to create, first a North American Union, then from there continue the steps to create a global one. Unfortunately, the republicans, and the white male paradigm are in the way, and this must be addressed. ",
"Unless your trying to give your opinion on any major college campus it seems. Im not saying we have it bad but so many white guys want equality for all and I have to filter my every word to make sure no one thinks Im racist. ",
"So you can say, with a straight face, that there is absolutely no ageism, sexism, or racism in the current White House?\n\nWhat a pretty pollyanna world you must live in. I bet it's nice there with all the double rainbows and Disney cartoon forest animals scampering around and smiling...",
"Yeah, I guess I feel bad for young people today. Lots of novel challenges to face. If it's any consolation to you, those people shouting you down are also being made miserable by their beliefs (it's probably not)",
"Being tolerant is not defined by simply putting up with intolerance.\n\nFighting racism is not defined by allowing racists freedom from consequences of their actions.\n\nNo, you can't become your enemy in order to defeat them, but you have to be stronger, smarter, and more vocal about it.\n\nAgeism, sexism, and racism do still exist, and our current Child-in-Chief has given them voice.\n\nAnd we're still just gonna say \"No, that it *not* acceptable.\"\n\nUnless you have a better way of solving this issue? Not more useless platitudes, or tired old clichés, but something that will actually work to change their minds and bring them to a more tolerant understanding of the world.\n\nOr at least take away their power base and get them to go slink back into the shadows again until they all die out...",
"Piss off.\n\nThe adults are having a conversation here...",
"A simple \"fuck you\" would suffice. That would be a reaction I could actually respect. I don't respect either side of race baiting.",
"Perhaps different perspectives don't see things the way that you do. I don't see racism, ageism, or sexism with the current administration, but I certainly understand how you could. ",
"Old white men make up 75% of the population?\nIf not, I don't see the relevance.",
"If you can't see the blatant hypocrisy in the current administration, then I'm sorry, but I just have to assume that you're either a simpleton willing to be duped by the man with the shiny but hollow promises, or else you're so wrapped up in your own immoral superiority complex that you think that level of racism, ageism, and sexism is really just how everybody thinks, because it is the natural order, after all.\n\nI do appreciate the calm, level headed response, but I'm afraid that I find your entire position simply preposterous and completely unjustifiable...",
">Piss off.\n>\n>The adults are having a conversation here...\n\nNo thank you. I like watching silly Circlejerks. Maybe try making demands of someone who respects you in some way.",
">So you can say, with a straight face, that there is absolutely no ageism, sexism, or racism in the current White House?\n\nI'll bite. Give me some examples so I can tell why they're shit.\n\n>What a pretty pollyanna world you must live in. I bet it's nice there with all the double rainbows and Disney cartoon forest animals scampering around and smiling...\n\nI wish I lived in a cartoon world for a while that would be fun - as long as it isn't like yours, with the Nazis and rapists and Russians (oh my!).\n",
"Just like the female wage gap? Work hard and you'll be successful in life. ",
">Work hard and you'll be successful in life\n\nThat's literally a fascist talking point that was used in Nazi Germany. Working hard won't get you anywhere when you're systematically oppressed.",
"Young men have been known to become old men. One doesn’t usually find the top of the mountain in any profession at a young age. Women don’t historically seek corporate power. \n\nAttacking people based on their age, race, and gender is the trifecta of bigotry. ",
"Capitalism my friend. The only color people care about is green. It doesn't matter if you're black, white, red, blue. ",
"Another racist talking point... Care to continue?",
"These people are only saying that it shouldn't stay the way it's always been. I think we would all benefit from more women, more minorities, and honestly, a bit more youth in positions of power.\n\nOld people clinging to their old beliefs are holding us all back.",
"That's it. Work hard or complain the world is against you. It's all up to you how you want to look at life. ",
"Says the guy that things pussy hats are an insult.\n\nBTW, you spelled *their* wrong...",
"Hey man, they started it...\n\nThe biggest difference now is that we're no longer being tolerant of their intolerance...",
"So it's OK when they've been doing it for decades, if not centuries, but it's not OK for those who are being oppressed to stand up and say \"No more\"?\n\nWell OK then...",
"So how do we get to a place of equality for all?\n\nWhat is your plan to reverse centuries of discrimination based on petty power struggles and trumped-up fear, and make everyone truly equal?\n\nI'll wait...",
"And how's that working out these days?\n\nWith a White House full of incompetents, and a Congress that can't get a damn thing done expect to line their own pockets?\n\nIs that the glorious utopia that we've all been hoping for?",
"😂",
"You didn't even ask me what my position is. You just insulted me right off the bat. I do see the hypocrisy of the current administration. I agree with some of what Trump says, but just like with the last guy to have his job, I disagree with him more often than not. I still don't see how his administration is racist, ageist, or sexist. I feel like people and the media treat him, his administration, and his family a bit unfairly. ",
"It's not perfect but America is the best country this world has ever seen, which is why we are able to have conversations like these. ",
"Doing what exactly? And what oppression? You want to talk to me about oppression in the madmen 50s and 60s, I’m with you. Now? Not so much. ",
"Trump has a well-documented history of racism and sexism. That's fact.\n\nMiller is a known racist who has blown up the bi-partisan budget agreement because he wants the Wall above all else, and thus he & Trump have caused the whole government shutdown. \n\nAnd that's before we even get to Bannon and everyone else that Trump has discarded so far... \n\nYou stated up front that you don't see any ageism, sexism, or racism in the current White House. That's so monstrously false that anything else you have to say on the matter can be summarily dismissed without further debate out discussion...",
"What intolerance exactly? Is there some sort of epidemic? ",
"So you want to be \"unified as a species\" by actively oppressing people based on their race and gender? Lol. God damn, even so-called moderate leftists these days are complete racist authoritatians. Want to end free speech too? Mainstream Conservatives never even entertain the possibility of restricting someone rights on the basis of their skin color. And no, snowflake, a secure border is not racist nor does it restrict anyones rights. ",
">Says the guy that things pussy hats are an insult.\n>\n>BTW, you spelled *their* wrong...\n\nAn insult.. Okie doke! \n\nEdit: I *thing* *yuir* an idiot",
"\"We're better than those other guys, so let's just ignore all the flaws, OK?\"\n\nWay to deflect from the real issues that need to be addressed today.\n\nIf America is the best country this world has ever seen, then why does Trump have such a hard-on for Norway?",
">Trump has a well-documented history of racism and sexism.\n\nProve it.\n\n>You stated up front that you don't see any ageism, sexism, or racism in the current White House. That's so monstrously false that...\n\nFeel free to give examples proving that claim as well.\n\n>...anything else you have to say on the matter can be summarily dismissed without further debate out discussion...\n\nLikewise, if you can't prove your claims, then anything you say on the matter can be summarily dismissed without further debate or discussion.",
"It still happens, it simply went underground for a while.\n\nUntil they swore in a narcissistic, bigoted, racist womanizer who has galvanized them into speaking out again...",
"Are you completely clueless, or just obfuscating because you have no real point to make here?",
"I'm not saying that at all. I'm saying look how far we've come. Policy wise Trump has done a great job sticking to his campaign promises, sure the tweeting isn't doing him any favors but overall he's done a great job. ",
"Read his tweets, his speeches, and his interviews over the last couple of decades.\n\nGrab 'em by the pussy, anyone? Much less his entire wackadoodle response to Charlottesville, his shithole comments, and his obsession with the wall...\n\nIf you can't see it plainly in there, then I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to change your mind...",
"What campaign promises has he actually carried out?\n\nRushed a shitty tax bill through to benefit billionaires at the expense of every other American?\n\nShut down the government for a wall that'll never be built?\n\nTaken 1.5x more days on the golf course in his first year than Obama did in all 8 years? And at a cost of %50 million, much of which goes into his own pocket since he's playing at his own courses?\n\nThose \"promises\"?\n\nI agree that America has a lot of good things going for it, but the current Trump/GOP shitshow is not one of them...",
"I think we would benefit from people being promoted based on qualifications. \n\nWomen have to actually seek careers in these fields to get these jobs. 97.7 percent of kindergarten teachers are women. Now is it because men are being oppressed or is it because men don’t gravitate towards those career paths? You may not want to accept this depending if you’re progressive or alt left, but women tend to gravitate towards certain professions because their gender traits push them that way. This is why there are far more female nurses than males and women are much more represented amongst doctors. \n\nWhich positions of power are you referring to specifically? \n\nHere is a chart from the department of labor that will show you percentage of women in all tracked professions. I think you’ll be surprised just how many have near parity or more women than men. \n\nhttps://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat11.htm\n\nIf you ignore gender tendencies, you’re putting a fairy tale ahead of reality. \n\n\n\n\n\n",
"Humor me. ",
"Who is they? It seems to me the only rapey stories breaking right now are coming out of Hollywood. ",
"Right, something said in private over a decade ago is totally proof that Trump is sexist. If you knew what I say in private, you'd think I'm a sociopath. \n\nHis response to Charlottesville made sense. Two sides overreacted and the result left a woman dead. He had sense enough not to take sides, and instead blamed both for something that both were at fault for.",
"Being the President of the United States is probably one if the most stressful jobs in the world. Is he never supposed to take a break? Who cares if that man loves golf. \n\nHis promises he's fulfilled:\nNeil Gorsuch\nTax overhaul\nTravel ban\nReversed Obama's policies\nFixing the economy\n\nIn the works:\nRepealing Obamacare\nBuilding the wall\n",
"Start your own company and run it your way then.",
">disproportionate \n\nSo you want 4% of politicians to be gay? Or .4% trans? ",
"Nope, sorry, do your own work here...",
"How many women has Trump have to pay off so far?",
"I'm a white male. Not old yet, imo. But it is my country. So, really, that lady and trump can both kiss my ass.",
"And his shithole comment was made what, like a week ago?\n\nNothing about supporting nazi racist assholes makes sense. They should've been condemned harshly and immediately.\n\nInstead, he publicly flip-flopped on the subject as he warred with his handlers about what was OK to say and what wasn't (hint: they both lost there, as did all of us).\n\n",
"One third of Trump's time (113 days in the past year) has been spent \"on vacation\" at his own properties, billing all those costs to the taxpayers. That's just plain wrong...\n\nHe hasn't done a thing to \"fix the economy\" except line his own pockets. Any positive upticks are still tied to Obama's policies. Let's see how that all plays out over the next year or two...\n\nEverything else you've listed will fail and/or be repealed as soon as Mueller halls his ass off to prison...",
"Do you know? Do you know the facts? We’re they consensual like the one with the porn star? Paying someone to shut up about fucking them isn’t assault. I mean there are definitely allegations, but who knows what’s true or not. ",
"My work involves you fleshing out empty rhetoric so that we can have a discussion. If you don’t wish to do that, that’s on you. I will meet your standard when you do. ",
"how much you want to bet that vaocmiun is super fat?",
"oooh so you're unsuccessful and fat because of the system - got it. ",
"He wasn't supporting anybody, nor were those people Nazis. They were a conservative group, but believe it or not, not all conservatives are Nazis. He condemned them and Antifa, because both groups were equally respinsible for what happened. \n\nRight, that shithole comment. I totally take a hearsay situation at face value.",
"Right...any random things that support your own twisted worldview are \"facts\" and anything that disproves it is *Fake News!*",
"Charlottesville: Your bullshit revisionist history won't fly here.\n\nShithole: A comment that was directly said by Trump and confirmed by multiple parties that were in the room, but that's somehow \"hearsay\"?\n\nI suppose you think all his rambling, threatening, childish, incoherent, racists tweets weren't actually typed by him, too?\n\nTrump has a long-proven history of being a terrible, hateful person, and he's even worse now than he's ever been before.\n\nI suppose you also think he's actually 6'3\" and fit as a fiddle, right?",
"Just like the deficit and economy was Bush's fault. Have some consistency. He's sticking to the Republican agenda. Even though you don't agree with those ideas he's doing a good job. ",
">Charlottesville: Your bullshit revisionist history won't fly here.\n\nSo essentially \"I'm personally offended because you don't see a situation as irrationally as I see a situation. That woman in Charlottesville was literally murdered by Adolf Hitler.\" The true story is that a conservative group got a permit to protest. Antifa showed up and counter-protested without obtaining a permit. Things got out of hand, and because of the actions of both sides, a woman was killed. \n\n>Shithole: A comment that was directly said by Trump and confirmed by multiple parties that were in the room, but that's somehow \"hearsay\"?\n\nMultiple parties that were in the room deny the comment while multiple sources confirm the comment, so yes, it's hearsay. You're going to side with whichever best fits the bullshit political agenda you're trying to shove down my throat right now. But keep on believing otherwise, bud!\n\n>I suppose you also think he's actually 6'3\" and fit as a fiddle, right?\n\nNo, he's 6'3\" and seems relatively healthy for a 71 year old man, though.",
"As opposed to your world view where I’m somehow a trump supporter? Did i say they were fake or did i simply point out they are allegations and that some of the payouts were hush money for consensual sex? Have the incidents I’ve referenced been verified as happening? The answer is yes. \n\nTrump is a dirtbag and he undoubtedly fucked a lot of women. But rape? Sure. Anything is possible, but you’re treating it like a foregone conclusion when you don’t have the data to do that Having a problem with that isn’t twisted. It’s objective. ",
"\"A good job\" is the one thing that everybody on both sides of the aisle agrees that he *isn't* doing...",
"\"Both sides\" didn't drive a car directly into the crowd—one of your \"conservative\" meatheads did.\n\nPermit or no, they came to Charlottesville specifically looking to start trouble. And so they created it, then tried to play the \"victim\" card...\n\nAnd of these deniers, they've already flip-flopped more than Trump himself on the subject. So that somehow makes them trustworthy?\n\n\"Relatively healthy\" for a guy who lives on McDonalds?\n\nProve that he's 6'3\", especially when every single pic of him standing near someone of known height clearly shows that he isn't...",
"Someone didnt pass their history class",
">\"Both sides\" didn't drive a car directly into the crowd—one of your \"conservative\" meatheads did.\n\nYou're right, both sides didn't drive a car directly into a crowd. One side was behind the wheel, and the other side was beating the car with bats, panicking the driver, and causing him to accelerate. \n\n>Permit or no, they came to Charlottesville specifically looking to start trouble.\n\nI absolutely agree, Antifa did indeed come to Charlottesville specifically looking to start trouble, which is why they never got protest permits. \n\n>Prove that he's 6'3\"\n\nOkay. [Google, how tall is Donald Trump? Oh, he's 6'3\"? Okay, then.](https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=A15lWpiYBMWWtQWL56PICw&q=how+tall+is+donald+trump&oq=how+tall+is+donald+trump&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i131k1j0l7.213.3178.0.3383.29.12.1.2.2.0.567.2003.0j1j5j5-1.7.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..20.9.1468.0..35i39k1j0i131i20i263k1j0i20i263k1j0i20i263i264k1.0.rEl3eZjDGYo)\n\nAre you fucking crazy or something? You're making the guy's height into some sort of conspiracy theory? ",
"That's called life son and life is not always fair sometimes its not about race in workplace but who you know. My son in law is a very successful black man who knows there are many racist out there but he just keeps working his ass off to get where he wants to go and he is very successful. Hold your head up high and know you got where you want to go with hard work.",
"Personally, I've never seen racism. I have two best friends in the world. Ones a black guy and one is a Czech immigrant that falls under DACA. All three of us grew up together and all three of us graduated engineering degrees. Not any one of us have witnessed this major racism problem. If you turn CNN or MSNBC or your FOX news off and tune out of facebook for a week or so I think people will see were are far from the Civil Rights era. Is there still racism? Yes, and when it shows itself we all must attack that specific instance. But just blanketing the country as racist is flat out fucking stupid. And I know for damn sure that MLK himself would agree when I say you dont fight hate with hate. You fight intolerance with tolerance and the left is completely lost in that respect. There is no undoing the past my friend. But I didn't own a fucking slave and I am nowhere near racist or sexist or any of the bullshit the left thinks of white men. ",
"I agree with a lot of what you said, but this is kind of silly. By what standard is \"America\" the best country the world has ever seen? You also should realize that freedom of speech is a pretty common in the world and the US doesn't rate as highest on an objective measure of freedom of the press. ",
"That's not exactly right. But the reason the sign singles out old white men is that people who vote to limit women's reproductive rights are disproportionately old white men. ",
"That's all and good but I don't need to work hard. I'm a privileged white guy from a wealthy family, I know oppression and have seen it like most others haven't. I'm where I am today only because I'm white and from a wealthy family. Meanwhile I see pictures and everything on the news about the less fortunate being shat on constantly. \n\nIf you idiots would listen to me we could make this world one worth living in.",
"Women don't historically seek corporate power? How do you think we got the right to higher education, jobs, credit, etc. etc. etc. We didn't only seek those rights, we fought like hell for them. Until 1965 corporations could and did legally discriminate against women. Most prestigious universities didn't admit women until the 70s and some of them waited until the 80s. There are women still in the workforce now -- women who haven't yet reached retirement age -- who were legally discriminated against as young adults. And that doesn't even count all the illegal discrimination that women still face. Yes, historically we have sought corporate power, just like we've sought for our rights to be nurses, doctors, architects, chefs, bartenders and any other job you can name. Somebody please give young people some history books! Start in 1850 and don't stop until you get to now.",
"There isn't a single country that has freedom of speech like the US does. Even Canada doesn't. ",
"There are many people who would disagree. ",
"Now that's just dumb.",
"It cracks me up that you think women gravitate toward nursing because of \"gender traits.\" If only you know how hard women worked in the 1800s and early 1900s to be allowed into that profession. Back then if you wanted to be a nurse you were considered a whore. Here's a brief, kind of sanitized history of nursing: https://www.britannica.com/topic/nursing\n\nTeaching has a similar history. Before 1850 there were pretty much zero female teachers. Women fought like hell for access to higher education and the right to become teachers. It was one of the first professions women managed to break into. And while they were trying to gain access there was no shortage of male scientists who claimed that higher education would hurt women's uteruses. \n\nThese professions are now considered \"traditionally\" female. Professions that women gravitate toward because \"gender traits push them that way.\" The same professions that were considered far too dangerous and masculine for women 150 years ago.\n\nIf you ignore history, you're putting a fairy tale ahead of reality.",
"You've never seen racism? Turn on the news.",
"And many, many more that are unhappy with his efforts to date, and with the downward spiral that things are heading further into now.\n\nRemember, a disturbingly large number of people also believe that some omnipotent space being will solve all their problems for them, if only they *believe* strongly enough...",
"I'm not interested in any of that, please leave Britain out of your plans. I would rather focus on rewilding our small island than going to bloody Venus.",
"I'm actually curious here, I'm guessing the sign is attacking old white men because that's the majority of the government but, why ya gotta attack old gramps living a peaceful life without politics too? Could just say no country for racist/sexist/bad government, so why?",
"Would that whole phrase fit onto a sign and still be legible?",
"\"No Country for Corrupt Government\" or \"No Country for Prejudiced Government\". Or bigoted government/whatever other synonyms you can think of. I don't see why not.",
"I would encourage you to do some research of your own then. There's a reason why the US has the most immigrants. Everyone wants to go to the best country on this Earth. ",
"I would love to make this a theological conversation on Christianity if you'd like. ",
"Shall we cover Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Boogie Man, too?",
"Race isn't an important issue. Ones race literally does not matter",
"It doesn't matter how much you don't want to believe in something, if it's true it's true. ",
"> It cracks me up that you think women gravitate toward nursing because of \"gender traits.\" If only you know how hard women worked in the 1800s and early 1900s to be allowed into that profession\n\nIt was hard for women to become nurses in 1800 therefore the fact that they gravitate towards nursing has nothing to do with gender. \n\nSeems ridiculous when i just put it out there as a straight false equivalence.\n\n",
"If you have to bring up shit from 1965, you’re just violently agreeing with me and you’re not telling me anything i don’t know. The suppression of women in education does not exist in 2018. It didn’t exist in 1988. \n\n“But the past!”\n\nDuh. Zero relevance to today. ",
"History class can be biased based on who wrote the book and who's teaching it.\n\nThere is no such thing as 100% accuracy.",
"Belief simply means that *you* accept it as true, without offering any veracity to the actual Truth of the matter in itself...\n\nYou believe in god? Fine, have fun with that. Just stay out of my business with your nonsense.\n\nYou expect me to believe as well, because it's the Obvious Unifying Truth of the Universe Itself?\n\nProve it then...",
"Don’t forget short people, small hands, balding, and jacked up teeth.",
"I didn't say they shouldn't be promoted based on qualifications, but if you think discrimination is over and done, then you are living in a fairy tale.\n\nMississippi is 37% black, according to Wikipedia. Is this accurately portrayed in their government? Or is it predominantly white?\n\nAnd your statement about women only wanting to hold jobs such as kindergarten teachers or nurses... do you also think that all gay people want to be fashion designers and choreographers? I legitimately don't know how to respond to that.",
"How dare people without power get made at those with power?",
"Hey if you want to pretend we are living in a feudal system, knock yourself out. ",
"> Mississippi is 37% black, according to Wikipedia. Is this accurately portrayed in their government? Or is it predominantly white?\n\nWell by your logic, you should vote based on the color of your own skin, so how do you expect 37 percent of the population to be represented by electoral process? I mean, 1 our of 4 of their state reps is black, but, again by your logic, if they had any more, that would be 50 percent, meaning the whites are underrepresented. See how stupid that is? \n\n>And your statement about women **only** wanting to hold jobs such as kindergarten teachers or nurses...\n\nThat isn’t my statement. That’s the statement you’re pretending i made. I said those fields are dominated by women. \n\nSo what we’ve established here is that you think only blacks people can represent blacks people, which means you’d have to believe only white people can represent whites. Furthermore we’ve established you have to set up a weak ass straw man so that you can manufacture outrage. \n\nYou should probably just walk away\n",
"You were the one that said that white people dominate politics because they take up 75% of the population. I'm literally using your logic, genius.",
"\" If you turn CNN or MSNBC or your FOX news off and tune out of facebook for a week or so I think people will see were are far from the Civil Rights era\"\n\nYour response \"You've never seen racism? Turn on the news\"\n\nThe problem with people in these types of discussions, are you read what you want to read and see what you want to see.\n\nThe majority of people aren't racist, the majority of people want total equality, whether it be gender / Race / Sexuality and so on and so fourth. \n\nI also completely agree we should never forget history of these issues. However I don't need to make a mends for what other white people have done in history. \n\nNo young German should be apologetic to a jewish person now. Yes they remember those events with horror, but it isn't for young germans now to \"make it up\" to the jewish community.\n\nSuch an absurd concept",
"I thought soros had stopped paying for shills since trump won?\nCan you send me the new email please I could do with some quick money ",
"I wonder how her old white men father thinks about his daughter. ",
"Yes. I made an observation. I didn’t say that’s how it should be. ",
"I agree!",
"Lol\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs4USzKIGoU",
"Keep up the good work arguing with the horde of idiots that think total equality of outcome is a good thing. You've got more patience than me. ",
"I almost seriousposted, but I'm like 95% certain you're a troll.",
"she's wearing a furry coat in rainy looking weather\n\nthat can't smell good\n\n\n",
"> what happens when you're a very gifted black homosexual who hits the hard glass ceiling \n\nyou wake up, get a grip and realize the only privilege that is real is wealth and class privilege.\n\nif you're rich and well-connected, it doesn't matter if you're black or gay or a woman. And if you're not rich and well-connected, it doesn't help to be white.\n\nIf anything it hurts your chances, because all the well-connected rich white guys don't like to give up any of the privilege that comes from their money and connections. So they pretend that the privilege comes from skin color and gender instead.",
"did a child write this?",
"in what fictional world have you been living?",
"Jobless cretons ",
"But... that's the whole point of the sign. Saying that this is how it is, but it shouldn't be.",
"That's just funny. ",
"Oh my lord, someone who isn't actually racist! \n \nFuck forced diversification, fuck affirmative action, fuck putting your race down on applications and surveys. \n \nRace doesn't matter, merit does. If you put in the same amount of work and make the same choices, you will typically get the same opportunities. \n \nThe worst racists are the ones who believe minorities aren't capable of doing things as well as the majority and need extra help. ",
"Or that only white people must help, or white people are evil and deliberately harm black people",
"You must be quite privileged. So privileged, that you're disconnected from reality. Getting ahead in life isn't impossible, it just takes more work and dedication than most people have nowadays.",
"Probably just got his useless degree and free reprogramming from one of those super liberal colleges, applied for 4 jobs, didn't get calls back, gave up, and went to go work at his dad's friends business. \n \nThus, \"It's SO hard out there, the only reason I'm going anywhere in life is because I'm white and privileged\"",
"It's also possible he just graduated from Berkeley or something and totally believes what he's saying",
"Define \"old\"",
"Yeap! \n\nIf it's bad for us, it's the old white-man's fault!",
"Equality of outcome can never work. History is full of examples of that going horribly wrong. ",
"That's fine. \n\nThere's no such thing as sex or colour anyway. Those are social constructs.\n\nI'm a potato.",
">Piss off.\n\n>The adults are having a conversation here...\n\nDo you not see the irony in typing like a bitchy 15 year old and then saying how \"adults\" are conversing here?",
"While I agree entirely with your point, those wouldn’t be a pun of the film ‘no country for old men’ ",
"While I agree entirely with your point, those wouldn’t be a pun of the film ‘no country for old men’ ",
"Okay if 2+2=4 no matter how much you say it's 5 it doesn't matter. The truth is it's 4. \n\nWhat do you believe happens when you die?",
"They can still vote",
"It's lucky you said \"and Trump,\" for a dangerous second there it looked like you didn't have the only correct opinion on him.",
"I wish these people would lead the way in getting rid of white people by starting with themselves.",
"> There's a disproportionate amount of old white men in politics\n\nMove to a non-white country and leave the rest of us alone.",
"> There's a disproportionate amount of old white men in politics,\n\nIt's almost as if white people are the majority demographic in the country and white males are the ones who are mostly interested in becoming politicians.",
"So to be clear since the end of the feudal system we have had equitable power sharing. No racial or sexual oppression, right?",
"One where white males control most of the power.",
"Very true, I see what you mean. I guess I just found it to be in poor taste but hey, humor is subjective.",
"If they decide to deport the DACA candidates, are you going to cache a small Czech?",
"There is no such thing as power vs no power in a representative democracy. This was proven during the civil rights movement and the actual battle for women’s equality. You sound incredibly naive and short on life experience. Equality of outcome has a 100 percent failure rate, ",
"He's reconsidering having her on his health insurance.",
"It appears to me what comes after is 'special class' citizenship. So the pendulum has swung past equality.",
"I....believe it was China at one time that limited reproductive rights. Here you can have all the kids you can't afford.",
"[Billy Idol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs) had a song about you.",
"> Race doesn't matter, merit does. If you put in the same amount of work and make the same choices, you will typically get the same opportunities. \n\nI'm thinking legacy scholarships.\n",
"> Working hard will make you successful.\n\n\"FUCKING NAZI REEEEE!!!\"",
"Those who don't take the mayocide seriously will be put in the camps with them.",
"in countries that are historically white? what a surprise.\n\nthe only possible explanation for this can be discrimination, right?",
"> in countries that are historically white?\n\nBy \"white\" you mean 25% non-white and by \"white\" you mean male, right?\n\n>the only possible explanation for this can be discrimination, right?\n\nOf course not. It is also possible that blacks and Latinos and women are inferior. BTW, are you saying that the U.S. does not have a long history of discrimination?\n\n",
"> There is no such thing as power vs no power in a representative democracy.\n\n[A federal appeals court decisively struck down North Carolina’s voter identification law on Friday, saying its provisions deliberately “target African-Americans with almost surgical precision” in an effort to depress black turnout at the polls.](https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/30/us/federal-appeals-court-strikes-down-north-carolina-voter-id-provision.html)",
"Im 99 percent sure the dreamers are staying. Trump tried to agree to passing a clean DACA bill with no strings attached in a bipartisin meeting and the reps had to walk him back to try and sweeten the deal. Even if they go through and judge case by case my broski would pass with flying colors. If they did try to get rid of him I guess I'd be getting married",
"Thank you for linking an example of our checks and balances protecting the citizenry. Registering to vote is easy enough for a retarded person to do it. I don’t buy this condescending attitude by the left that black people are helpless simpletons. ",
"Look around you lady. Nearly every modern thing around you was invented by White Males!",
"I certainly hope they can come to an agreement that doesn't include absurd attachments.",
"And so ignore the discrimination.",
"Xd. America has good publicity from dominating popular culture, but it's nowhere near the best country in the world. ",
"Until 1950 the US was 90% white. But that's not very relevant anyway.\n\nThe true upper-class is mostly white (Jewish people are vastly over-represented in there as well). \n\nMost of these families have been upper-class for more than 70 years already. Back then racial discrimination actually really was significant. \n\nTheir privilege today comes from class and wealth, not from race or gender.\n\nBut 99.7% of white Americans (just like 99.9% of non-white Americans, and 97% of Jewish Americans) are not part of that class.\n\n________\n\n\nYou should recognize the focus on race and gender for what it is: **a decoy.**\n\nIt's in the interest of the upper-class to have people focus on all the issues except the one that matters most: class.\n\nThe social justice measures against white men don't hurt those white men who have the actual privilege, the ones from powerful families: those white men will always keep their seat at the table.\n\nAnd non-whites/women from powerful families aren't oppressed, they don't need social justice measures anyway. As long as you have the old money and the connections, you get in. Why would they care about race or gender? It's a distraction -- ***divide et impera.***\n\n_________\n\nHow old were you during **Occupy Wallstreet**? \n\nOWS was originally about *the ultra-rich vs the rest of us.* \n\nWithin a year, *somehow* the whole thing was perverted into gender- and race-baiting, queerlesque fruitbasketsexuality, progressive stack, and all that other nonsense with which people keep wasting their time.\n\nYou're being played.",
"Its \"colleague\". You arent getting through any ceilings with that spelling. Ill let you work for me though, just dont get too uppity.",
"> Jewish people are vastly over-represented in there as well)\n\nAnd your point there is what?\n\n>Most of these families have been upper-class for more than 70 years already. Back then racial discrimination actually really was significant.\n\n>Their privilege comes from class and wealth, not from race or gender.\n\nYou don't see the problem there? \"They got their wealth and power from discrimination in the past, not today.\"\n\n\n",
"Only if they are male",
"We both know that there will never be a bill without some attachments. I think sensible funding for border control and security and approval to make DACA law is a good idea. We will see if that ever happens. ",
">>Jewish people are vastly over-represented in there as well)\n\n>And your point there is what?\n\nYou believe that the reason why white people are overrepresented in the upper-class is: \"white privilege.\"\n\nI point out that jewish people are ten times more overrepresented in the upper class, and I ask you: Do you honestly believe \"jewish privilege\" is ten times bigger than \"white privilege\"?\n\nThis shows how absurd your social theory is.",
">You don't see the problem there? \"They got their wealth and power from discrimination in the past, not today.\"\n\nIf you want to change that, you have to find a way to take their power and wealth. But \"social justice\" advocates are not interested in power or wealth. \n\nThey're only interested in race and gender. I'm telling you again: gender and race are insignificant compared to wealth and power.\n\nThe flavor of social justice being taught in liberal arts schools, pushed by think tanks, NGOs, social media and traditional media -- it's funded by the actually privileged: the rich and powerful.\n\nAnd the reason why they support it is to distract you from the *actual* injustice in society.",
"> The majority of people aren't racist\n\nThis is a very sheltered and ignorant opinion. Plenty of nations and cultures still deal with heavy racism. Just as one example: the Chinese and Japanese are still at each other's throats as far as race relations goes because the Japanese refuse to acknowledge the atrocities they committed against the Chinese.\n\nAnd I highly doubt you've never experienced casual racism. i.e. \"we should just drop nukes in the middle east and be done with the whole problem\" was a pretty common attitude among a lot of westerners that I've seen. Plenty of instances of white kids with supremacy issues that would never admit to it because they don't even realize it; when I was younger I remember a white student telling a brown kid \"sit down ____, you're brown\" -- same kid that said this would have no idea why you would ever accuse him of racism.\n\nI get what you're saying, but you're either fortunate to never be around that kind of \"casual racism\" or you just aren't paying enough attention to notice it. And you should also learn more about world history if you think racism isn't common. Ask the Turks what they think of the minorities in their country, when their president is openly calling them dogs. Ask even the most educated and liberal turks what they think of the atrocities their nation has committed, because they would rather make memes and laugh at the thought of women and children being raped, mutilated, and murdered.",
"Would you like to name a country and tell me why it's better? What country do you live in? Is it better than the US?",
"I'm Norwegian. Even your precious daddy wants our cummies. ",
"> We really need to start having a conversation on whether or not it's actually okay to revoke white male voting rights to create less disparity in government.\n\nAre you fucking kidding me? First of all, what falls under \"white\"? Do 1st generation white european immigrants suffer from the same privilege (spoiler: they don't)? \n\nHow about pale skinned \"middle easterners\"? Apparently you white americans forget that sometimes, say, a Lebanese person can be pale and look white. Americans force these people to adopt 2 distinct identities: they are white in real life interactions, but forced to identify as brown online due to the overwhelming cultural ignorance by white Americans who think everyone from those regions is brown.",
"> It's not perfect but America is the best country this world has ever seen\n\nTry stepping out of your trailer park. The USA is no where near the top for best quality of life.",
"tell me how is this not racist",
"Not like Christianity didn't hold all the cards till it went kicking and screaming to modernity. I get it these kids can be daft, but seriously. ",
"You can learn something from other countries which is what our president is doing. ",
"I'm South African. If there's any place in the world where blacks are justified in their anger towards whites, it's SA, and yet... try to convince me that whites are oppressed and I'll have to assume that you're blind.",
"Amazing sort of that you want to make this about the Jews. \"Don't look at white Christian men, those are not the real villains.\"",
"Then why does the US take in the most immigrants?",
"Lol no, neither christians nor jews are villains. You seem really bad at understanding things and thinking things through. \n\nOne last attempt, but you're probably too dense to get it:\n\nI have shown that **over-representation of an ethnic group in the upper class does not imply that this ethnic group is privileged.**",
"Let's be perfectly honest here, of all the people on Earth that could potentially 'conquer the stars', white men are by far the most capable. See for example: history. The fact that you're even interested in such a thing makes me think that you're a white man. I'll pray for you.",
"Then why is US no where near the top for quality of life? Why are you deflecting like a moron instead of actually responding to the question?\n\nPS the USA does not take in the most immigrants per capita. In fact, it's pretty damn low on that list. Nice try though. And even if they did, this does not reflect on how the immigrants are treated. And the \"American Dream\" is a pop culture item that was well marketed to the world.",
"Wokeness aside, in the political sense, yes. This is clear asymmetrical application of the law w.r.t. hate speech.\n\nIn the economic (and commercial) sense, I agree, absolutely no chance.",
"as an adult i don’t buy into the notion that shitty behavior jusrifies shitty behavior. ",
"Oh, believe me, we are constantly learning from your non-stop barrage of fuck-ups. USA is the reassurance that we are doing just fine.\n\n \n\nedit: I'm not saying all Americans are bad people. The problem is the \"I got mine, fuck you\"-mentality that permeates a lot of the systems your society is built on.",
"It appears to me that law was going to apply to everyone in the state. If i ask two people what 2 plus 2 is, is it discrimination if one of them can’t come up with the snswer? ",
"It has a lot of relevance for the women working today who were denied education and career opportunities. Some of us have lived longer than 30 years.",
"something that ended in the past is no longer relevant by definition. ",
"Me either, but one should acknowledge their pass indiscretions and growth from it rather than standing on high as if they are purely divine. Something religion and in the US, Christanity, still hasn't truly learned.",
"Triumph the Insult Dog asked a college SJW if he could hump her leg; she said no. He said \"It's OK; I identify as a shinguard.\"",
"Did you bother to read the article? The appeals court found this, like they have found many other such laws, *intentionally racist discrimination*. ",
"That's more of a wealth privilege type thing in that kind of case (besides military kids and such) I hadn't actually heard of them before today!",
"I think that’s a sweeping stereotypical statement. I’m not religious but my wife’s family is, and they pretty much keep to themselves. \n\nThere are a lot of Christians in this country. Nobody is declaring biblical law and attacking people in the streets and making women cover up. ",
"I don't want to see innocent black men routinely murdered by cops at far higher rates than white women. But I turn on the news and there it is.",
"So there is no discrimination in the U.S. It all disappeared in 1965, right?\n",
"And i don’t agree. Expecting you to have your shit together just enough to have an id isn’t exactly spraying people with hoses. ",
"I'll be a good mayo and sell out my brethren. I can even give the butchers at /r/drama a few boere. That'll get the lads in the mood for mayo meat.",
"So you are already an expert on the facts to know that the appeals court was wrong. So it was racist and discriminatory to ask for data on how blacks voted and then tailor the laws to prevent them from voting. \n\n",
"You still haven't explained why the US isn't the best country?",
"Yes, those people are in a cult that can't accept that opening up national wildlife reserves to oil drilling is bad for the US. They are in a cult or they recognize he's a nut. There's very little middle ground at this point",
"That's because the US Constitution does a reasonable job of inoculating the country from them. So yeah, only reason \"Nobody is declaring biblical law and attacking people in the streets and making women cover up.\" because it would be illegal and historically their influence has been less and less meaningful at just about every blockade, built by them, when standing against equal rights. Now if these kids could wrap that same mentality with other religions it'd be great..\n",
"No need to call people names friend. I would encourage you to check again because the US has the most immigrants by far. ",
"Yes half the nation who voted for Donald Trump is in a cult. Sounds legit. ",
"Thats why you read MORE THAN ONE BOOK.\n\nDuh",
"Ya...on the bullshit scale thst falls under complete. ",
"I don’t know. I have an opinion. I gave it. You don’t have to agree. I don’t mind. ",
"Stop acting like a pompous, culturally ignorant twat if you don't wanna be called out on it.\n\n>because the US has the most immigrants by far. \n\nApparently you don't know what 'per capita' means. Did you forget to read?",
"You are free to have your own opinions, but when they are untethered to facts it makes them less meaningful. Your opinion is not based on the NC law or the process that developed it. So it is more likely based on your predetermined idea that somehow there is no discrimination.\n\nJust like there was no discrimination when the Trump voting committee [asked for TX voter lists with Hispanic surnames flagged.](https://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/election-integrity-commission-texas-hispanic-voters) Just like you probably think that the [TX voting laws were not discriminatory.](http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2017/08/an_era_of_racist_voter_id_laws_in_texas_may_be_coming_to_an_end.html)",
"See previous post. ",
"Got the first time: you don't know the facts or the law and you just don't care.\n",
"What do they call it when the Supreme Court makes a ruling? ",
"Wait, what? Working hard is a fascist talking point now?\n\nWhat he said has nothing to do with \"Arbeit macht Frei\"",
"What does who call what? I don't know what your question refers to. I've given you three recent clear cases of racism in government. ",
"When a Court makes a ruling, it’s called an opinion and history has shown us that opinion is subject to change. So when you prop that decision up as a fact, you’re showing your ignorance to how the judicial system works. ",
"What I actually did was point out that your opinion in this situation was based on your ignorance of the relevant facts. The NC GOP said \"tell us how blacks vote\" then made rules to prevent that. You said \"no discrimination\". Had you bothered to look at the facts of these cases before you came up with your opinion? \n\n",
"i have the same expertise as you. I read an article. You don’t have the information necessary to tell\nMe what i do and do not know. It’s childish. ",
"According to the UN:\n\n[United States ranked number 10](http://hdr.undp.org/en/countries/profiles/USA)\n\n[Norway ranked number 1 ayyyyy](http://hdr.undp.org/en/countries/profiles/NOR)",
"Running us into the ground with an economic boon and the flourishing of the American nation\n\n🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔",
"Less than half originally and far less than half currently believes he's not a nut. Everyone else can accept the fact that anyone that mixes up a security briefing and Breitbart clearly cannot function as an adult.",
"Might wanna take a look at the black on white crime rates. ",
"That's cute. ",
"> Google, how tall is Donald Trump? Oh, he's 6'3\"? Okay, then.\n\nSorry, I'll need to see his long-form doctor's note.",
"Go outside.",
"Actually, women are against abortion just as much as men are (slightly more, in fact). They're also much more in favor of limitations on abortion (such as no abortions after X weeks). In the US, at least.\n\nI don't know where the idea that the only pro-choice people were old men came from but it's not remotely true.",
"I've read a whole lot more than just that article. So we don't have the same knowledge. You came across a brand new story and decided that the court decided wrongly. I didn't see your explanation for what error they made.\n",
"You don't think fucking up national security is a problem in our commander-in-chief? Which one of us is in a cult again?",
"Do you think those are more common than race-based scholarships? Because I saw a *ton* of scholarships that I was banned from applying for because I was white.",
"I asked you to prove it first...",
"Boon to whom?\n\n[Old racist white men](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-06-16/the-u-s-is-where-the-rich-are-the-richest)?\n\nIf you haven't doubled or tripled your net worth over the last year, then clearly, you're not their target market, so supporting them at your own expense is foolish...",
"Ahhh. So one complete summary isn’t enough. Well shit man. You’re practically a Rhodes scholar. ",
"You: Women don’t historically seek corporate power.\nAlso you: something that ended in the past is no longer relevant by definition.\n\nBut the above is moot because we have historically sought corporate power and we'll continue to do so.",
"Cool man. I’m all for it. But back in the bad old days they didn’t. The sea change of desire to do more came during world war 2 when women proved without a doubt they could do any job a man can do. That was the beginning. \n\nAnd women make up 28 percent of chief executive officers now and rising. Companies like GM, Pepsi, IBM, Lockheed Martin, HP, Oracle. If there is still a glass ceiling, it’s got some big ass holes. \n\nWomen should continue to strive for power, just like every man who’s ever achieved it, but nobody should expect it to just be handed over because it’s taken time to slough off the hunter gatherer mindset. And that is part of the problem. There have been studies that show women don’t fight for more in the workplace at the same clip men do. Thats right back to gender traits nobody wants to acknowledge anymore. \n\nMy mother worked my whole childhood, and she was good at what she did. Don’t mistake my cynism towards a movement that conveniently started on Inauguration Day with a desire to keep women down. My wife is amazing at what she does. It’s a big part of what attracted me to her. ",
"I'm not certain, but probably not. The wealthy and privileged don't have that many children in comparison.",
"Of course, I'll hop right on that.",
"And you have still avoided explaining other than saying \"in my opinion it is wrong\". Are all of the decisions finding the voting laws racist wrong?",
"If you were 95% certain they were a troll then proper internet etiquette is you dont out the troll and yuo let them see how far they can go.",
"that is not racism. as someone who has actually studied it THAT IS NOT RACISM. That is a specific form of racism called \"institutional racism\" but that is NOT THE ONLY RACISM.\n\nI'm so frustrated by you guys who got your degrees in racism from youtube videos from Anita Sarkesian. jesus fucking christ. if you really want to comment on it you have to go to an accredited college and find a professor who is not trying to sell you on anything and instead has a open mind.",
"Women have been working toward equality throughout history. It started way before WWII. As for fighting for more in the workplace, studies have shown that women are sanctioned for doing so -- in other words, it's a lot more complicated than \"gender traits.\" \n\nBut let's go back to the beginning: A woman scientist built a database of women scientists. Is the outrage in the comments at all proportionate to that?\n\nClearly, the media has the contact info for a lot of white male scientists -- they're currently over-represented. So here's one tiny database the media can use to contact women scientists. They can still contact white male scientists! This database makes it just a little bit easier to contact women scientists. \n\nThis is not a catastrophe.\n\nAt worst, women scientists will appear in media and men scientists will vanish. (I don't think that will happen -- I think people will simply add white men to the database when representation starts to become roughly proportional -- then it will just morph into a convenient database of scientists.) But we're living that worst-case reality in reverse right now. Men scientists appear in the media. Women scientists don't. \n\nI mean, commenters are getting so upset about this hypothetical thing that may or may not happen in the future. But they're not outraged about that same reality that's happening right now. And one reason they're not outraged is that they really believe that \"gender traits\" are why women are underrepresented in STEM, or women scientists are underrepresented in the media. A 150 years ago \"gender traits\" didn't allow women to go to college. Or become nurses. Or vote. People will always come up with biological reasons to discriminate. \n\nLook, this woman noticed a problem and solved it. The media has a hard time finding women scientists. This database makes that easier. This is not an emergency.\n",
"I’d like your thoughts on something. Our current era is defined by entrepreneurs that have gone outside the box to create billion dollar companies. They’re all men. Steve jobs. Elon musk. The amazon guy. Bill gates. This a unique scenario where they had nobody above them saying no because there was nobody. \n\nWhere are the women? ",
"Cry a river",
"The mistake is thinking your opinion is worth being heard",
"Itt butthurt white people",
"What",
"Wow amazing, here is a like for you. Because you are smart! Yes you are! Yes you are! Good boy, who's a good boy, who's a good boy. High school kids get more than one source of the material? Wow how revolutionary!",
"Wow. So intellectual ",
"You are the problem ",
"Sorry Pineapple Erik.",
"Sorry? You know who's sorry the 300,000 American pig farmers who....blah blah blah long totally random comment not related to original post but seems funny cause i like to cut and splice random shots of my face in while commenting and speeding up my typing speed by .5 seconds using Adobe Premiere. \n\nAND SEND!",
"Upvotes arent supposed to be \"likes\" \n\nYou must be really new here",
"Now that's a post I can bounce on my bull's rocketship to.",
"I'm sorry? Was that your opinion? ",
"Yes I Am, Ill Remember to go to r/formalreddit to educate myself.",
"You should because yoy're using the system incorrectly.\n\nYou should make an effort to educate yoyrself on it's proper use.",
"> You should because **yoy're** using the system incorrectly.\n\n> You should make an effort to educate **yoyrself** on it's proper use.\n\nQuite, maybe you should learn proper grammar of the English language before you embarrass yourself.\n",
"Small keyboard. It happens.",
"Oh, in that case sorry for that. Laptops were not made for big fingers in mind (personal experience).",
"I hear that!\n\n",
"Calm down you little sjw loser",
"Piss off, Comrade...",
"I dont think you understand capitalism OR communism ",
"Says the misogynistic druggie loser...\n\nNote: You insulted me first, with zero provocation. Deal with it, asshole.\n\nThen piss off...",
"You never should have dropped out of junior high.\n\nYoure literally retarded.",
"Says the guy with two misspelled words in his weak retort of a post...",
"American spelling isnt the only way to spell dumb ass",
"You fixed one mistake, but left the other. \n\nPlus dumbass is one word, dumbass. See?\n\nTry again, please...",
"I see. I effectively shut down your database arguments so you're shifting the argument to \"women are less represented at higher levels because biology.\" People like you can watch discrimination unfold in front of you and still call it God's will. You're the type who would've defended slavery in the 1800s because biology. In the next 20 years or so, women leaders in tech will emerge more and more and your grandkids will laugh in your face at your gender differences superstitions. ",
"You’re deflecting "
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Ironic picture from women's march
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"You see, the problem comes with double negatives, \"no, NO!\" becomes yes and other such mcgubbins",
"No, Trump is your president regardless of what you feel (if you are an American).",
"Talks about consent, dresses up animal for personal politics.",
"Wow, so drastic. Such intel.",
"So does our entire society, which is why rape is illegal. What do you want?\n",
"To not get raped.",
"does he though? ",
"But... is fun...",
"even if it was because of our stupid electoral college. ",
"Hence.. you know, already Illegal.\n\nIs the theory that if only more criminals had seen cute signs they wouldn’t commit crime?\n\n",
"No. I'm saying even though it's illegal, people keep doing it. So it would be nice that would stop... ",
"This is just bizarre. Murder is illegal, but people keep doing it. So it would be nice if that would stop...\n\nYet no one is hitting the streets chanting murder is bad, in one clever way or another. No goals. No demands. No intended reforms. No proposed solutions. This would be ridiculous. Other than to pretend like you are doing something, or congratulate yourself on being so virtuous, what could possibly be the point? "
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My dog's sign for the women's march
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"He's pretty damn good.",
"George W Brush is his name in certain circles",
"WOW is that a mirror?"
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George Bush presenting the Dalai Lama with a portrait he painted.
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"I feel sad that this would be the same population going to the women’s march. ",
"Yeah, why aren't women with problems at home flying off to solve world problems first?",
"so you are saying we should put America first? You racist.",
"Well, i mean, protesting in saudi arabia generally tends to result in bad things happening to you and your family, but sure ",
"LOL okay. ",
"What point are you trying to make? I don't want to assume, but right now I'm pretty sure it's dumb. ",
"Hard to feed the homeless when your house is on fire.",
"The amount of manbabies on Reddit has tripled today. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/7qP8tMc.png",
"People have jobs and families that take up their time. And travelling around the world is expensive. ",
"Go away, troll...",
"/u/Mawo123, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Mawo123&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s00wi/a_plane_full_of_marchers_going_to_protest_in/?context=10\\))",
">Well, i mean, protesting in saudi arabia generally tends to result in bad things happening to you and your family, but sure \n\nYeah bad things... Like being actually oppressed in some way. I get it.",
"I mean just because some guy lost his leg in an accident doesn't mean you shouldn't feel bad if you lose a toe, it's not a competition ",
">I mean just because some guy lost his leg in an accident doesn't mean you shouldn't feel bad if you lose a toe, it's not a competition \n\nIt's a competition to convince people that you lost your toe when you didn't, and having a pity party for your toe, and slamming and shaming anyone who doesn't RSVP. \n\nMeanwhile people's ~~toes~~ entire legs are actually getting ripped off by monsters elsewhere. ",
"That real change is hard so we better cry in the streets.",
"That's the wrong way to approach injustice and tragedy. There is always going to be something worse happening in the world. If you really need it always to be a completion then never again complain or ask for anything because someone has it worse than you. Never ask for a raise, never ask for help, never go to the hospital because someone has it worse. ",
">That's the wrong way to approach injustice and tragedy. There is always going to be something worse happening in the world. If you really need it always to be a completion then never again complain or ask for anything because someone has it worse than you. Never ask for a raise, never ask for help, never go to the hospital because someone has it worse. \n\nYou clearly didn't read what I wrote. What are you saying is the wrong way to look at tragedy? You don't even know what the fuck tragedy is."
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A plane full of marchers going to protest in Saudi Arabia #resist
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"Damn. Where is this?",
"Mount Washington on Vancouver Island. They got slammed!",
"Yeah, that's crazy snowfall! "
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Sisters car after a meter of snow fell overnight. Have fun getting to work lol
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"Someone's going to get a log to the head when that starts to get melty.",
"This is Minnesota. No melty expected soon.",
"Is that 2 men with 6\" or one man with 12\"? "
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Built a snow castle before we get another 12"
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"I don't know why but this makes me really uncomfortable ",
"It just needs more marshmallows. ",
"You would think. Not enough marshmallows. And the Frosted Flakes aren't frosted enough. It is a bowl of sadness. ",
"You can never have enough sugar.",
"Guess we won’t be addressing our obesity problems anytime soon. ",
"They’re pretty good. But yeah not enough marshmallows. "
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Greatest combo since Peanut butter and chocolate.
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"Errrr yeah...... I wouldn’t do that again if I were you. ",
"“Defuq did you just do...?” ",
"That cat is planning your murder."
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I blew a raspberry on my cats tummy and he didn't like it so much.
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"Still a deeply content pupper",
"Perhaps not, but I see lots of joy and happiness here and that's all that matters, great catch at the right time!!",
"She loves the snow. She turns into a winter ground hog trying to crawl through it. ",
"\"The Thing\" comes to mind when I see that."
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Not all snow photo moments are glamorous.
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"r/shittycarmods",
"Is this a Ridgeline prototype or something?",
"It's badge said it's a Trans Camino",
"Is this like half van/truck"
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I see why this is for sale
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"Did you die?",
"Ye man I'm a motherfucking gost",
"You and everyone I’ve ever flirted with :p",
"Oh ... You just have to have the guts. Go for it",
"Plot Twist: You never made it out, still lying there unconscious dreaming this up. ",
"Oh shit buddy ... It feels so real ... If this is a dream HELP ME"
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I was in an abandoned factory last night
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"Cantalevers are awesome",
"They are!",
"any info on how its held up? i wanna do this with my kitchen table.",
"The table is actually a huge slab of concrete anchored on the wall. Then it’s covered on the top and sides to resemble more of a table. I can remove this though. The anchoring on the wall is attached to a concrete pole. This was all done during construction. To do this afterwards the best way would be to use steel beams. You would have to put it agains the top and bottom beam and the solder it to the side. It would wobble a bit though. "
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My amazing levitating table
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"I fell like this should be landscaped and shopped to spell something like \"ship of the desert\".",
"I would call it a column of camels",
"If you turn your phone sideways and look at it from a low enough angle, the effect is pretty cool.",
"Talkin’ bout the camel (bout the camel) ro-Oo-OO-OH!\n\nWhhhooa-whoa, camel row!",
"Having trouble figuring out what they're carrying; what does Camel Tow?",
"They ride in single file to hide their numbers.",
"Someone make the shadows read out \"SEND NUDES\"",
"How do you know it not a Camel Tow? \"Rimshot\"",
"That’s a lot is camel toes!",
"That is one of the most beautiful pics I've ever seen.",
"Why waste perfectly good shade by going single file? ",
"Amazing, puns like this go under appreciated",
"Just two Camels shy of a full pack.",
"easier to stay together in low visibility, when the sand gets up in the air.",
"At first I thought that said something in Arabic."
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"Go Bently and Sir Wallace <follower on instagram>",
"Lol 😂. Both of them are super cute. ",
":) Thanks! That makes me incredibly happy to hear.\n",
"I've been watching your vids for quite some time on Youtube. Always envious of the places you go.",
"Lol, this is adorable, and very exact on your title, take my up vote, and a few more!!!",
"Did you happen to see [Bentley’s Christmas Card Photoshoot video?](https://youtu.be/bd-8XE2TLN0)",
"I feel relaxed just looking at this picture. ",
"I love how the cat’s eyes are open, longingly seeking approval... “am I doing it right?”",
"No I missed it but just watched it. Some good scenery there and good photos!",
"they both are pretty ",
"r/eyebleach",
"Ahh the old wait a week and post again method. ",
"The belly on the left is safe. NOT the one on the right. ",
"I think your dogs face is melting...",
"I’ve never posted this in pics before. After I posted it in Aww, it’s been taken by massive sites with multiple million followers and posted without any credit. ",
"If your face hasn't melted, then you have truly never relaxed.",
"If you have cute stuff of them playing consider posting to r/animals_playing . It's a new sub looking for food videos of animals playing. ",
"My last cat, if you touched his belly would claw the hell out of your hand. But this cat loves his belly scratched. Both them do. This cat is reminding me a lot of a dog.",
"Mr Bentley is being a good uncle from the other photos you have been posting.",
"[Those puppies are redicoulosly cute.](https://imgur.com/a/liAh8) But my god, I can’t understand why anyone would try doing 2 puppies at once. 1 is so much work. I go everyday at lunch and take them for walks. I can’t do it alone anymore. It’s too stressful. But damn I love cuddling with them!!!",
"Whoa! Now that's deep! ⋆(๏｡๏)⋆°",
"Or done shrooms.",
"As long as you teach them to like it early enough it works with almost any cat.",
"Perfect! That was our plan and he loves it. Also Super okay with us cutting his claws. We’re also training him to use the toilet instead of the litter box. So far so good. ",
"So someone is pawning them off on you to take care of? Lol (Sounded like they werent your puppies?",
"They are friends of mine. \n\nOne pees on the floor. Try cleaning it up and the other one pees. Then the first one walks through the second ones pee. Then the poop... so much poop...\n\n",
"Haha.. Mr Bentley seems like me as an uncle when my nephews were young. They would cry/poop or pee and it would be time for me to leave.",
"I can't believe I recognized Mr Bentley without checking who posted it. I'm spending too much time on the internet.",
"Repost seen this on here before with the same title ",
"Lol I love this it reminds me of my cat so much he does the exact same thing ",
"I concur",
"Today we do a nap. Tomorrow, I teach you to bork. ",
"Oh. That's what they mean in that \"I can't feel my face when I'm with you\" song. ",
"This belongs on a calendar.",
"Repost",
"is your dog somehow productive on weekdays?",
"Is your kitten a Maine Coon? My Maine Coon mix has similar markings on his face. He also loves him some belly scratches. ",
"Such a classic, congrats on the karma m'lady",
"\"and kid if we're really good, our masters will serve us grapes\" ",
"Reposting OP for the Karma? You put this up last weekend , no? ",
"Grapes/Raisins can be toxic for dogs. Just a heads up.",
"Yes, yes he is.",
"Needs a War soundtrack. \n\n\"Lowrider drives a little slower.\n\nLowrider is a real goer...\" ",
"cute ",
"that is the weekend life for sure ",
"How do afford to take your dog on a private heli for a pic?? Better question I guess is ..WHY ??",
"He's a scottish fold :)",
"I know the pilot.",
"Coming along quite well.",
"I take it back, That's Effn AWESOME.. I was just jealous!! HAHA! Great pics and awesome way to create everlasting memories.",
"Young kittens will imprint on dogs. My Rotti saved our kitten from the wild (just pulled it out of the bush at what the vet figured was a malnourished six weeks [yay emergency vet at midnight and that bill]). She was and is probably still his momma now three years later. Everyone laughs at how much my cat acts like a dog. Comes when called, pants sometimes, plays fetch, demands belly rubs, licks aggressively. It does do the head and face rubbing but my Rotti does that too. If you start scratching her head she'll hold up snout to give you kisses. If you ignore she starts to cry, so you have to lean forward for kisses and after she gets in a few licks she'll rub her face on yours and sometimes accidentally headbutt you. My cousin's kids love her for it."
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My dog has been teaching my kitten how weekends work. He's a fast learner and they make a pretty good team.
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"Normally these don't really bother me. But this one actually fucks with my head.",
"I know!!! All the other bricks are perfect, then there’s just, this.. 😪",
"It’s a box cover. It was put back after some kind of service in the wrong orientation. Not hard to fix, so sleep easy and stay away from Tetris. ",
"The annoying part is they’ve left it like that for a good few weeks now 😂, it’s just painful to look at (that’s probably the reason I never got into Tetris) 😂",
"The bricklayer who did this is a troll",
"Can you just pull it up and turn it back the correct way?",
"😂 I actually tried after it was like it for a week but you need the right tool bit to put into the corners to lift it because it’s too heavy otherwise, 😤",
"And he probably doesn’t have to walk past his troll every day 😂😅",
"Me too, brother. I would try to put it in th right way, less I was maybe gonna get arrested. ",
"This would just make me want to diy lift it."
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Wait, OP\n\nWhat's that on your face? \n\nIs that...Is that a nose?!\n\nAnd on your chest...\n\nno\n\nTwo nipples too!?",
"I'm finished!",
"Peladophobian - YouTube.",
"At 6'1\", and over 239 pounds, President Trump \"might\" have more than 2 nipples; okay, only two, but most likely man boobs ...",
"Stop eating Tide Pods, OP.",
"You know who didn't eat Tide Pods? That's right. Hitler.",
"/u/Rustythepipe, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Rustythepipe&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s0lke/trump_has_two_nipples_and_a_nose_you_know_who/?context=10\\))",
"Big surprise. Not sure how it's not related since it's the only picture of Hitler showing his nipples that exists on the internet.",
"It’s shopped. Maybe post to /r/titler. NSFW"
] | 10 |
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Trump has two nipples and a nose. You know who else had two nipples and a nose? That's right. Hitler! You've been warned.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0mc9/the_smartest_duck_in_the_pond/
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[
"Lone duck looks like a Merganser. He ain't eating whatever the humans are tossing out. ",
"I love ducks and read they like grapes, (not talking about the gwapes joke, either) so I bought like 3lb of em and split em in half. Not ONE single (half) grape was eaten by those ingrateful bastids.\n\nDid I say how much I love ducks?",
"I love ducks too and did something similar. Most ducks except for one mallard snubbed then. That mallard was a fat duck that day.",
"Well, they are fucking lovable. Try cheetos next time. ",
"He actually ate one bit of bread, kinda looked like he had trouble swallowing it then wandered off. Lol",
"Yeah, mergs are fish eaters. When it ices out they have trouble. He might enjoy a sardine though. "
] | 6 |
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The smartest duck in the pond...
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/r/pics/comments/7s0mcf/a_little_elephant_painting_i_made/
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[
"r/Art",
"This has been on reddit before.",
"Very cool. Next, you should paint this photo; you holding the little canvas. Whilst doing so, have someone take a photo of you doing that, then paint that, and so on and so on. ",
"Reminds me of this miniature painting I saw in a museum once (it was like the size of a thumbtack) and had an incredible painting of a ship on it. Stuff like that just astounds me at the level of intricate detail at such a scale. ",
"Reminds me of Punch Trunk. ",
"Can I buy it? My daughter loves elephants.\n",
"I just took my family to a paint and sip and we were all doin great, until we had to paint the masts (and rigging) on a sail boat. Almost everyone messed up either getting it straight, or getting the fine lines right. HOW DID U DO DIS!?\n\nP.S. It made me sad because most of them were like \"I wish I never added the sail boat\" and probably won't keep their paintings...",
"Practice makes perfect, making clean straight lines is a challenge! Other than that I would recommend to use a script linner brush to do fine lines. It's a brush with long thin bristles. Also, thin out the paint with some water so it goes on smoother. \n\nAww don't let them give away their paintings! I'm assuming it was made using acrylic paint? If it is, you can pick up some inexpensive paints from an art store and paint over the mistakes! \n",
"i think our little angel will be happy",
"I'm pretty sure OP is the artist, and has made similar paintings but no this is probably not posted before.",
"Didn't say OP wasn't the artist, just have certainly seen it on here before. It's cute and all, looking at other posts of tiny paintings, they too have sometimes been posted twice.",
" Love! Thanks for sharing. ",
"Nah, I'm pretty sure not. Each painting seems to have only been posted once per subreddit. For this particular painting, OP has done a similar one but the sky was in a different colour and the elephant was in a different position. Very similar but not the same."
] | 14 |
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A little elephant painting I made!
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/r/pics/comments/7s0md8/love_her_sign/
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[
"This is offensive to people without hands",
"Human isn't a race though, it's a species. ",
"This is offensive to hands without people. ",
"and such hands are all across America: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3mNyw_UbOQ"
] | 4 |
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Love her sign.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0mjc/crews_in_philly_are_greasing_posts_and_other/
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[
"It doesn't look like they greased very high up. Its clever though! That's how you keep bugs in their tank. A little Vaseline 3/4 to the top and they can't get past it. ",
"I want to see the vids of them trying. Please let the Eagles win!",
"In a surprise twist, When the eagles lose tonight, the fans will riot and light everything the police greased with Crisco on fire. Burn brightly, Philly. Burn brightly. ",
"Never underestimate the power of stupidity. I'm sure somewhere out there is someone thinking \"Challenge Accepted\". ",
"It's always greasy in Philadelphia "
] | 5 |
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Crews in Philly are greasing posts and other objects to prevent fans from climbing them in case the Eagles win.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0mpp/the_bowling_alley_im_at_has_a_pringles_vending/
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[
"Lol what’s your point? 😂, they’re pretty common ",
"/r/mildlyinteresting",
"That’s legit. ",
"K",
"I'm jel-jel",
"I've never seen one before, I've seen Pringles in a vending machine, but not a Pringles only machine",
"Lol fair enough 😅, there’s quite a few out there 😉"
] | 7 |
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The bowling alley I'm at has a Pringles vending machine.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0mq6/took_my_daughter_ice_skating_for_the_first_time/
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[
"I love the pose!!",
"The hockey skates make it.",
"I thought you went full 80s and splatter painted yourselves until I realized it was through the plexiglass. ",
"They were out of figure skates!",
"Haha, good for you dad, love your spirt, hope you both had a memorable time!!!",
"Something tells me it wasn't her idea.",
"Came here to say this. ",
"My god man, that's fucking fabulous. Top-level father - I approve.",
"busted",
"“Dad, I don’t want to go ice skating...”\n\n“Do this for me and we can get pizza after.”",
"Good dad",
"As someone who grew up in a tropical region, I didn't even know there was a difference. How many different kinds of ice skates are there?",
"/r/daddit material right there.",
"Two. ",
"Well... goalie skates are in between the 2",
"funny thing is, we are in florida",
"You're right! And speed skates. Ok I don't know what I'm talking about. ",
"Oh yeah. Short track and long track speed skates are also different than each other I think. Not sure if they still allow the “clacking” speed skates ",
"the sparkles really accentuate the beard.",
"Best dad ever",
"They do.",
"Hockey skates you can see clearly in the photo. Figure skates curve up only at the front and they have a cluster of little protruding points called a pick on that front curve. They're optimized for very different uses. Hockey skates are for quick starts and stops and fast turns, so they are shorter and the curve reduces the likelihood of you tripping if you are less precise in your movements. Figure skates are for smooth gliding. They give you a longer contact point with the ice. The pick makes jumps and other maneuvers possible. Those are the most common types of skates but they aren't the only ones. There are goalie skates, which are like hockey skates but with less distance between blade and boot for a lower centre of gravity and a flatter blade to make moving side-to-side easier. There are also speed skates. There are a few varieties of these but they all have in common very long, very flat blades. Having a longer edge in contact as you push your foot against the ice gives you a lot more thrust. The biggest variant of speed skates is the clap skate. Unlike every other skate, the front of the boot is fixed to the blade by a hinge and the heel can lift freely. The name comes from the clap the blade makes as the spring brings it back up to the boot when the skater's foot lifts from the ice. This design increases the speed a skater can achieve significantly. This is very, very useful, but only for a subset of speed-skating competitions because they are more dangerous if the skater falls and don't corner as well.",
"If you haven't used figure skates before, they take some real getting used to. The longer blade and the toe picks can really trip you up if you're mostly familiar with hockey skates.",
"I haven't ice skated in 15 years but I used to regularly when I was younger. Always used the figure skates so the hockey skates were something new for me.",
"Sure, *she* wanted to wear matching outfits.\n\nGood job, dad.",
"Ok ok, we spent a lot of time picking out our outfits last night and I was pretty dang excited to look fancy on the ice.",
"You go, Blades of Glory ",
"Total respect!",
"And bandy skates are different from hockey skates. ",
"This guy dads. ",
"This is so fucking cute",
"If every little girl could have a daddy like you, no girls would have low self esteem. Way to go! ",
"At least 3 -- hockey skates, figure skates, and speed skates. I don't know if they have special skates for bandy or not.",
"I'm from Ohio. Here are tons of kinds of skates\n\n\nFigure\nHocky\nSpeed\nChildren's\nParallel blade\nSlolem \nAft facing \n\nTo name a few\n\nIt's crazy. Every time I go skating I'm like wtf are you guys taking about ",
"I just asked that in my comment (posted before reading all the replies).",
"I wasn't asking. They are different. Bandy skates have a different blade profile. ",
"Fierce ",
"Are you Gerard Butler?",
"That's fascinating. Thank you.",
"Agreed. I know it's still early in the year, but this man has my vote for Father of the Year.",
"I see Shia LaBeouf.",
"Love my kids more than anything.",
"You're a good dad. And you could have been in Blades of Glory for sure!",
"A man should never be ashamed of looking, or wanting to look, fabulous.",
"You win. ",
"Today Iearned. Thanks!",
"I'd tap that",
"Toe pick",
"Thanks! Never knew any of this ",
"Looks like she's doing great for her first time. I can't skate for shit, so my daughter loses out.",
"Thank you so much! I couldn’t figure out why it looked like a scan of an old, crumpled Polaroid. ",
"Orlando DMV?\n\nEdit: Apparently my brain went haywire. Totally meant the RDV, not that the Department of Motor Vehicles was giving out ice skating lessons. Thanks, Agnes for the correction!",
"Tom Green",
"I asked, you answered. It was appreciated.",
"Came here to say this ",
"Good dad. ",
"This guy skates. ",
"Def channeling Chaz Michael Michaels",
"They do. Bandy skates have a longer blade than hockey skates, and the boot is lower.",
"\"Do what? Make me wear this old thing?? ...well OK!!\"\n\nSerious props to you, +1 on dad skill, +2 on flair.",
"Is that a JoJo reference? ",
"Also Nordic skates for long distances on outdoor less perfect ice such as lakes and rivers.",
"\"oh man, I can't wait to post this on Reddit! I will get so many posts about how much of a kick ass father I am! Internet points, better I come!!\" ",
"I see you've turned those baby steps into daddy steps.",
"Yes. *She* wanted.",
"you disgusting pedophile ",
"Did someone ski on the picture ?",
"Hah, I don't remember [anything about that movie](https://youtu.be/Zm0f0oFUxVA?t=16s) but that line.",
"You must have done this before, that look on your face is fierce af.\n\nA+ Dad work",
"Cute and all that but first time, and without helmets? Lucky you neither tripped. Hitting the head is neither pleasant or rare if you are new to skates. Be safe out there. You only have one head/skull/brain. ",
"Toe pick!",
"Better I come? ",
"I see a Young Chris Metzen",
"Hockey rink plexiglass gets scratched and dinged up pretty badly from regular use. Sticks and pucks bounce off all game and guys get smashed against it.",
"Very Tom Hardy-esq",
"I've been saying for years, they need to bring long distance outdoor ice skating to the Winter Olympics.",
"and finally , with a degree of difficulty of Dad , the judges score .... a perfect 10 !!!!",
"You sir are a great dad!",
"Went ice skating with my dad today... he said I had to wear this so we could match.",
"You made my day :D",
"Fabulous",
"You look so fierce right now.",
"You're looking great!",
"It would be a good way to make sure they hold it in actually wintry locations.",
"Apart from the Russian judge who only gave 6.5",
"Dude that kids not legal...",
"Calm down small hands.",
"I mean I saw a guy shave his head because his daughter with cancer asked if her parents would love her more with hair. He even let her do some of the shaving. Maybe we should wait to vote for father of the year?",
"It doesnt matter if you are the stongest guy in the world, if your daughter wants to play dress up then you wear what she chooses!!",
"What type of skates are used in Crashed Ice? I'm guessing hockey.",
"And you just ‘happened’ to have a full replica adult version of her outfit just coincidentally laying around the house 🤣",
"More than pizza?",
"RDV?",
"*oops NM guess you’re in Sarasota ",
"So you mean that'll never happen, cuz the Olympic commission only cares about one thing... that money.",
"I'm a dude but *The Cutting Edge* is a guilty pleasure of mine (along with *My Big Fat Greek Wedding*).\n\nThe ice skater chick in *Cutting Edge* was just so fake-bitchy-hot I woulda done whatever. \n\n\"You want me to dodge wrenches? Okay!\"\n\n[Toe Pick!](https://i.imgur.com/6MlujMs.gifv)",
"I love this. So cute. Such bonding. Wow. ",
"Whoops, yes. Messed that up.",
"Father of the year. Good job!",
"OK I'm not even going to get into it but having a fierce-funny dad doesn't correlate to a person's self esteem, male or female...",
"First time and you're incredibly underdressed. No helmet either... ",
"Looks like shia lebeuof",
"That is true actually, they were both my wife’s and slightly different",
"Ellenton sport and ice",
"Never seen helmets worn while at public ice skating. She was fine.",
"Where's the other dad?",
"For a moment I tought this was one of these Keanu Reeves posts",
"Dadding - you're doing it right.",
"nailed it!",
"Why did I think you were Shia Labeouf??",
"....as an Adult League (Beer League) hockey player for years.... this is not the strangest thing I've seen a dad do on the ice for his kid..... your rocking that Will Ferral pose bro...",
"I see Chris Sacca ",
"don't lie we all know this was your idea",
"You are an awesome dad!!! Lucky girl and lucky wife!! ",
"also, that's her jacket next to her on the ice. Took it off for a photo op. ",
"Hockey skates are designed to allow for more agility, speed, and stopping power, sacrificing some amount of stability. Figure skates on the other hand attempt to regularly murder you by unexpectedly catching on the toe pick or running you into the boards since there's no decent edge in them and you can't stop. \n\nSource: currently learning how to skate. And I get this primarily applies to rentals but fuuuuuck do I hate those figure skates.",
"ERIC!!!",
"As a young father who can’t wait to do this kind of stuff with his daughter, you killed it lol",
"> Chris Sacca\n\nOh wow, never heard of that guy but he does look a lot like me. ",
"Enjoy brother. Kids are the best.",
"true ",
"I can tell you, as a female of a certain age, not much makes a man more attractive than being willing to look silly for the happiness of their child. Bonus points for really getting into it. ",
"There are a lot of awesome dads out there. You're going to have trouble breaking the tie.",
"cool, i saw this on fb yesterday, went to high school with your wife",
"As a dad, I get it and have to give major props to you for doing this....like this is the first or last time you have put yourself out to make your kid smile.....I'm going to say it's not.\n\nThe great thing is you find the fun and keep motivating her.",
"Salvia Erik has kids?",
"Guy's, if you want to sparkle, just go ahead and sparkle and quit blaming your daughters. ",
"Dad of the year right here",
"also my wife's tights. I was amazed I was able to fit into them.",
"I've gotten Gerard a lot, and Tim Tebow, but never Shia. I'll take it though, he's a good lookin' dude.",
"I was proud of her, she did really well.",
"This is great parenting. ♥️ ",
"But... What about Bob?",
"I have Bob Wiley tied to the sailboat tattooed on my side",
"That's how you parent.",
"Absolutely amazing. \nMy family used to watch this movie pretty much every other weekend growing up. We can't eat corn with someone asking if it's hand-shucked.",
"You and your daughter have some strong ice skating pose game.",
"Same here!! It's my favorite film of all time.",
"That’s a cool dad and a cute daughter. Enjoy your trip.",
"Why isn't she wearing a helmet? Not to be a huge party pooper and I'm sure you're a great father, but ice is really fucking hard and if its her first time she's gonna fall a lot.",
"You must have been as hard as I am now",
"Shia? ",
"no one wears a helmet. There were plenty of first timers out there not wearing helmets. I never wore a helmet when I was learning. I mean, I guess it's not a bad idea but it's not convention by any means.",
"Ya I've never seen an ice skater wear a helmet no matter how young, old, stupid, or smart. I don't even mean an ice skater, just a person ice skating.",
"I live in Norway, where ice skating is a very common winter activity.\n\n*Everyone* wears a helmet. If you have ever slipped on ice skates before you would know why. The \"no one does it so I'm not either\" argument is pretty fuckin' stupid. I wouldn't risk my childs health over a helmet.",
"thank you",
"LOL!\n\nI learned to skate with hockey skates.\n\nWhen I was about 12 my Mom figured that \"a girl should have figure skates\".\n\nSo, I kept face planting on the ice every time I forgot about the stupid toe picks. Shit!\n\nLuckily, soon after my little brother grew out of his skates, which I promptly stole for MY use. No more face plants.",
"Attentionwhore uses daughter as an excuse to get his fill",
"10/10 best dad ever! So cute!",
"ok",
"I just googled for images of kids ice skating in Norway and didn't see any helmets, I think you're making up how many people do. I was in Norway this past April for two weeks, you guys have a very safe culture so I wouldn't have been surprised if it was true. I just don't see anything in photos to tell me otherwise.",
"total DILF",
"Now you're making me question my love for my children",
"My father gave me the resources and support to pursue anything I showed interest in and I cannot thank him enough. He was not a rich man. I want to show the same to my kids. She's playing t-ball, soccer and signing up for dance classes. If she wants to take ice skating lessons, I'm all about it.",
"That's funny. My best friend and I take my kids places often and joke about how we probably look like a happy couple with some adopted kids.",
"Toe pick!!",
"Ha, just posted this! Love that movie, idc who knows!",
"Good Dad! You look fabulous! Your daughter is lucky to have you. Cherish it, they grow out of it way too fast!!",
"Majestic.",
"came here looking for this!",
"Haha alright superdad, you do you man. This is obviously counterproductive for me anyways. ",
"If you didn't want to get into \"it\" why did you feel the need to comment? ",
"hahaha not sure why you (*or I*) got downvoted, but that was funny",
"So, I'm not the only one.\n",
"Михаил Чичваркин",
"I can still comment on something without getting detailed or in depth. My comment still stands ",
"Just don't fall"
] | 169 |
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Took my daughter ice skating for the first time, she wanted me to wear a matching outfit with her.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0nxu/as_a_dad_of_a_7_year_old_girl_this_chart_was/
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[
"The sign seems well intentioned but not particularly helpful because who knows their kids' height and weight? Isn't it easier to just try on stuff? \n \n(If this was sarcasm, I've been whooshed!)",
"This would be incredibly helpful.",
"It’s the other way around. I know my kid’s height and weight. But I have no clue what size she wears. ",
"What if your daughter is underweight or overweight, then What? So confusing as to why they included both",
"Get on the metric system already!",
"Huh. I still fit into children's sizes. ",
"You can go by height *or* weight. However, if you don’t match those numbers your clothes will be too long or too wide depending. Just like regular women’s clothes!",
"lol, not sure why this was downvoted. American here, and I think switching to the metric system is a brilliant idea.",
"I know my kid's approximate height and weight. I was buying tights for one of them the other day, and the guide on the back was based on height and weight. I know she's about 5'6\" and around 8 stone, so that helped me get the right size... that she didn't like because \"they're too cottony and they feel itchy\".",
"If your child is over or under weight, be a better parent",
"You've found the rosetta stone to women's sizes ..watch your back, this stuff is not meant to get out.",
"Touché"
] | 12 |
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As a Dad of a 7 year old girl, this chart was really helpful.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0q53/drove_around_taking_random_exposures_with_my/
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[
"Hyperspeed looks fun ",
"Nearly reached ludicrous speed ",
"Completed the kessel run in 12 parsecs",
"“We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.”",
"Very interesting, is that a hoolah girl on the dash? If so these were an item back in the 60's my grandma had one in her car lol ",
"This would make a great wallpaper.",
"The hula dancer sells it for me for some reason. :D",
"88 mph is the keh",
"PUNCH IT",
"Reminds me of the driving sequence in Prisoners. ",
"Hunter S. Thompson would have approved.",
"I do this too. \n\nhttps://i.redd.it/ita5chh27evz.jpg",
"And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, ",
"Yeah! my parents bought it for me when visiting Hawaii ",
"Haha, ask them if they ever had one years ago,back in the day in their cars, I'm thinking they may say yes, thanks for bringing up warm memories for me!!!\n\n\n",
"How did you get it to stay so steady in your car?",
"It's a GoPro cam with adhesive mount on the windshield. Used as a dash cam mostly.",
"Nice, what city? ",
"No problem!",
"How were you able to get a long exposure out of a GoPro?",
"I have the GoPro HERO6. It has many features for photos. It's capable of up to 30 seconds exposure.",
"San Francisco, CA",
"Nice!",
"This is a great shot. The colors are so vivid."
] | 24 |
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Drove around taking random exposures with my camera taped to my back seat for a week. Think this one is my favorite.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0rda/learning_how_to_compose_my_drawings_better/
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[
"Normally I just hit these posts with an upvote and move on but I liked your drawing (even though it’s clear you haven’t mastered things like depth and shadows and it looks like it’s drawn by an amateur) so much that I wanted to comment and let you know. Keep it up OP, you’re extremely talented and I absolutely loved this picture",
"thank you. yeah its early days. i have a few hundred more drawings on my fb if you like seeing this stuff too",
"Yeah m8, hit me up with that link and I’ll peep"
] | 4 |
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Learning how to compose my drawings better
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/r/pics/comments/7s0s1v/actual_dealership_in_kentucky/
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[
"Out in Amish country in Indiana they have a store called Katie’s Kountry Korner ",
"Subtle racism. Not cool. ",
"The Amish are weird but they're not white supremacists. When it comes to judging a person by the content of their character rather than the color of their skin, you probably won't find many demographics better at it.",
"There were a few places like that here and they eventually changed their signs to drop the third K. Example, Kountry Kitchen Kafe and Koffee Kup Kafe have both dropped the Kafe.",
"Oh they’re great I worked with them all last summer and the store I don’t even think was Amish owned that’s just where it was ",
"The existence of the KKK and their predilection to substitute Ks for Cs at the beginning of words is not some insure, forgotten history. The owner knows what hey are doing. This shit is unacceptable. "
] | 6 |
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Actual Dealership in Kentucky
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/r/pics/comments/7s0skj/in_1980_i_got_my_head_stuck_in_a_fence_and/
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[
"Always that one moment where you suddenly realize- \"Hey. Things can only go uphill from here.\"",
"Hahahaha! This is so legit 😝",
"You have great parents",
"In 1980, I had a similar experience.",
"They were on the fence about helping you out of it. ",
"I got my head stuck in the front gate of Buckingham palace when I was 12. I was a special child.",
"In 1980 they wouldn't have had phones in their pockets. Your parents saw this and said \"Don't help yet, I'm going to go in the house and grab the camera first.\"",
"What makes it even better is that unless your parents happened to have their camera with them, they would have actually had to go and find it to take this picture instead of just using a phone",
"This is fantastic. If it happened today, some mom would be flipping out and there would be no picture. Sad world we live in today",
"OP's parents did this before social media even existed. Sadistic lol",
"Lol you're joking right?",
"I got my head stuck in the gate once. My frantic mother immediately got me out. And then gave me a spanking.",
"OMG! Are you still stuck?",
"If that happened now it would be seen als child abuse ",
"I'm ok with your parents on this one.",
"No offence, but I'm on the fence about this.",
"This happened to my 4 year old (youngest) brother on the railing protecting our basement stairs. All five brothers and sisters are standing around trying to figure out how to extricate him. Our dad, a doctor, walks by and says, \"Guess we'll have to amputate\". We all bust out laughing, bro starts bawling hysterically. ",
"And you haven't stuck your head between a fence every since. See, your parents taught you a lesson that day. Don't be stupid or we'll take pics of it and laugh at you.",
"Are you Prince Charles? I can see the ears being a problem in reverse!",
"Meh they had more kids to spare",
"They took the camera roll to the film shop, waited 3 days to get it processed and then had a big laugh.",
"Nope, but the 2 guards standing in the giant court yard in front definitely noticed me struggling. It was interesting.",
"\"Hahahahaha..\"\n\n\"Ok, shall we release him now?\"\n\n\"No, let me just see the photo again... Ahahahah! Ok, now let's go and release him.\"\n",
"Well, the stakes weren't high; no one was picketing on his behalf.",
"Yup, that's my dad for ya. Cousin?",
"Maybe it was a Polaroid camera.",
"BRB, gotta drive home for the camera. ",
"Did they also dare you to stick your tongue to a frozen flagpole? ",
"r/oldschoolcruel",
"Smarter ones too.\n",
"At least they didn't pose with you, wearing \"I'm with Stupid\" t-shirts! Which is probably what I would have done. ",
"This has been posted before. Are you the OP or a karma whore?",
"as a person not much younger than this can confirm. . id get arrested while then everyone laughed.",
"Ok, Chunk.\n",
"How did your hat stay on when you squeezed through?",
"Not sure what you mean. No I'm not kidding. I think it's sad that parents can't be as carefree as they were when we were growing up. ",
"They still are..",
"Looks like the OP\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/622nwo/when_i_was_small_i_got_my_head_stuck_in_a_fence",
"Yeah, and then it took like a week to get the photos developed so they knew they turned out. Sorry, OP. :-(",
"Nah, I think people's narcissistic desire to post every aspect of their lives on social media far outweighs their overprotective natures.",
"Frame it and hang it in their room.\n\nHave it mass printed as postcards and send one to them everyday until they die.",
"Ah... Irrational parents.\n\nHow's therapy going?",
"Is there a subreddit for this?",
"This is in Sweden, right? I recognize a [Volvo 340](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volvo_300_Series) in the background.",
"Your parents are only human.",
"As any good parent would. These are the kinds of pics you pull out for graduation parties.",
"Probably to show this photo at your 21st or your wedding or something...",
"*Sh... should I go get him? That would require moving though. Guess I’ll just wait here.*\n\n-Excerpt from bestselling autobiography Memoirs of a Queen’s Guard.",
"Are you me?\nThis one time my parents gathered to laugh because I'd fallen in the toilet (as a toddler). ",
"Same thing happened to me! Except it was in 2003 and it was a dinning room chair. They didn't even find the camera so they just let me go after what felt like an hour. ;(",
"Well your out now so I guess the did help you.",
"Open the gate & stand up.",
"My grandmother always had the Polaroid ready to go.",
"She knew what was up.",
"You look like Chunk. Do the truffle shuffle ",
"Ehh - I'm thinkin' its a Dodge Omni ('77-'90) \n\n(I forget how to do the blue print thingy)\nhttps://www.google.ca/search?q=dodge+omni&client=firefox-b-ab&dcr=0&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=H8gbioRGEm6TaM%253A%252C5iSzgILrk5lF1M%252C_&usg=__c0-p8658Vytcd75J9rGIs924I9E%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifvJKgqurYAhVORK0KHWVxBU0Q9QEIKTAA&biw=1366&bih=656#imgrc=H8gbioRGEm6TaM:",
"Sweet Dee when she was little.",
"Very good. You managed to squeeze your head through there and keep your stocking cap on.\n",
"And possibly reloading camera with film \nLol",
"That’s how he became prince Charles. They were like “that child belongs to the royal family now”.",
"Good call! First thing I noticed. I was thinking Plymouth Horizon but I think they're the same thing.",
"How did they take a photo without a cellphone?",
"They still would have made the right decision.\n",
"Sounds about right. ",
"Koichi?",
"Did you ever get it out?",
"Did they help you? Laugh? Or did they still have to stand there without moving?",
"Reminds me of my current relationship ",
"Smart 4 year old to understand amputate would mean cut off his head",
"They were ready for the picture, probably you did this several times",
"I wiggled myself out after about 10 minutes. Tried my best to just look like nothing was wrong. I got so nervous that I pulled myself out and cut the back of my ear pretty bad. I just walked up to my mom and went like. We need to go back to the hotel. I told her when we got there and she just laughed at me.",
"My parents have a picture of me climbing down a ladder to espace a bathroom in which i had been locked up for about an hour. They made damn sure they had a camera before bringing the ladder, and believe me they had to search for it.",
"That's around the same year, and the same age, that I got a marble stuck in my nose and ended up in the emergency room with frustrated, eye-rolling parents asking the doctor to, \"please get this damn thing out of his face.\"",
"He could have been older, but dad *was* a Dr... I remember being fascinated by the pics in his (gross) medical books at a young age. I'm in my 60's, was a long time ago.\n\n True story tho.",
"Or when you bring your date home to meet the parents.\n",
"Whoops time to find new parents ",
"And he's still there, to this day",
"Good parenting skillz",
"OP's parents didn't help him. He's probably still stuck.",
"I triple dog dare ya.",
"This is a gate. \n\n ---€",
" I’m going in the house… To get some “tools” in order to help you.",
"Maybe they were hoping to get you out out of the gene pool.",
"yes you are right in 1980 they wouldn't had phones ",
"You think that's cruel? r/raisedbynascissists",
"When I was like, 6, I had a bed that was too tall for me to get in properly and had a little ladder. I got my head caught in it. I cried and cried and cried, and my parents and brothers laughed a lot. ",
"*don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh*",
"In 1993 our toddler son wedged himself between the seat and lower crossbar of a child-size rocking chair. We had just ordered a pizza and were expecting the delivery guy at any moment. Our son was growing increasingly agitated, but we couldn't get him out, so we took off his clothes and oiled him up with Crisco in the hope that he'd be able to slither out. Still no luck. \n\nIn desperation, my husband got out a coping saw and began sawing through the crossbar. When our older son opened the door for the pizza delivery guy, my husband was holding a saw and standing over our naked, oily, wailing baby, who was still stuck underneath the rocking chair. Wish we had pics.\n\nEdit: Forgot a word.",
"But did you get your head out? ",
"My dog was pulling me by glove, face first, in the snow. My mom also ran and got her camera while I was yelling help. As a parent now, I would 100% do the same thing. ",
"They made the right decision.",
"Are you still there today? Pics?",
"She's still there today...",
"Can I just say I have a deep seated fucking hatred for parents like this. Hey asshole, help your kid!",
"inb4 /r/raisedbynarcissists GO NO CONTACT THIS IS PARENTAL ABUSE",
"If you or anyone else needs photos restored, just know you can do it in a few min in Photoshop, just watch a YouTube video.",
"That's great parenting. A+",
"Or it could mean cut off his body.",
"Well, don't be too hard on yourself. \n\nI can imagine having 3 heads makes it pretty easy to fall into traps like that...",
"It's an important lesson. If you do something stupid people won't let you forget.",
"In 1980, I was -3.",
"Would've done the same thing tbh...\n",
"or they could have happened to be carrying it. why do you assume random things lol",
"What exactly was your plan? Trying to break in? Just because you could? ",
"Yeah, but that was four times that day...",
"1. don't harass/bully \n\nLooks up at the picture -_-",
"He's working on a documentary called 332,880 Hours. ",
"And have you gotten your head stuck in a fence since? I think they taught you a valuable lesson that day. ",
"Honey, get the camera or he'll never learn.",
"Did you get your head unstuck?",
"Shutterbug Betty, they called her.",
"\"Crap, now I have to go buy film\"",
"I like your parents.",
"Your hat looks photo shopped on.",
"I was -10",
"?",
"hahahahaha",
"Reminds me when I was a kid and our grandma took us down to the park. Near the street there were these huge run off tunnels and one of them had a hole in the top. So I got on top and stuck my hand through. Asked my brother if my hand was all the way through and he yelled \"YUP\" as he pulled down on my arm and got it stuck. \n\n20 minutes later a team of firefighters used something I would only learn about later to get my arm out of the hole, elbow grease. ",
"Google image search returns 3 pages of this picture.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhy didn't somebody just push the gate?",
"Like a fish caught in a gill net",
"Did you ever get out?",
"Could have said \"cut the head off\".\n\nWhich you later remembered as amputate since it has the same meaning.",
"Right?! I can’t believe I was born in 1977!",
"/r/oldschoolfool\n\nI'm just kidding :p",
"Sorry if I knew we'd have company I'd put my hands on.",
"My first thought. Only the best parents would do this.... 😂👍",
"Why can't he be both?",
"Your parents were pioneers.",
"You had amazing parents ",
"Some say he's still there",
"Little much but ok. ",
"Their heads were in the right place. ",
"I feel you. I did the same thing in 1980. I don't recall if my parents took a picture but it wouldn't surprise me in the least.\n\nNot only would a parent have to go dig out the camera, but you would also have to check/change the film, etc. This was a much longer process back then. Luckily, getting duplicate pictures were expensive so were only made for very special pics. Thank God there was no social media, just lots of phone calls to relatives.",
"My parents were the people next door who came over to see what was so darned funny. ;-) And then they laughed their asses off at your silly self! Dumbass kid!",
"His parents still bring him food to this day, change his clothes, and bought him a laptop from which he posted this very picture today. They're not monsters.",
"Trend setters. They were doing things decades before their time.",
"This kind of looks like it’s just between the edge of a gate and the fence and they waiting to see if you figure out you can must push/pull on one side and free yourself? 🤔",
"A Christmas Story: The Sequel",
"I can't wait to have a kid so it can do something stupid and I can post it on the gram and get tons of likes",
"Then they pasted it into a photo album to keep forever.",
"Probably longer than that. In those days you waited until the whole roll of film was used up before you took it to get processed. Poor kid was probably there for weeks. ",
"http://i.imgur.com/RLc3OP6.gifv",
"Pro tip: if this ever happens to your child, slather their head in butter *and then* take the picture. It will make for a far better picture. ",
"I'm going to be a dad for the first time later this year. My wife and I don't actually know anything about parenting yet, other than this is exactly how to handle that situation. I mean, look how much joy this is bringing us all so far into the future.",
"I guarantee this is one of your parents favorite photos of you",
"Endless free fake internet points.... Endless free fake internet points.... Endless free fake internet points....",
"\"Quick, pop down to the chemist and buy some film!\"",
"Probably more likely the kid was just crying that they all laughed at him ",
"Which would hurt more? ",
"r/theydidthemath",
"lol, how'd you end up there",
"Had to drive to K-Mart to pick up a roll of film too.",
"How",
"“What’s that?” ...........”call CPS, see if we give a fuck!”",
"Grammy get that karma yo",
"How does no one else notice it's just the gate and he's not really stuck?",
"Picture back then meant more. Now you have a 1000+ in your pocket. Kids these days will never know.",
"\"Why Are We Still Here? Just To Suffer?\"",
"Show us where the parents hurt you. ",
"r/donthelpjustfilm",
"You’re very observant. Kudos. ",
"you are right. it wold be pricey to do it everyday.",
"Haha pic first...child safety second",
"/oldschoolcool",
"Espace?",
"What’s a computer?",
"\"How'd you get stuck in there?\"\n\n\"Move past it\"",
"He should have added some special effects too. ",
"A similar thing happened to me when I was 6 when I tried crawling under my bed to get a toy car that I had lost.",
"This deserves more upvotes. ",
"Once a week.",
"My dad in the 90s had that exact thought and is the reason there is a picture of me stuck on a baby swing set at age 6-7",
"Do we have any film? Shit... ok someone go to the pharmacy and grab some. Oh no... what about batteries?\n\nAnd so, OP was stuck for 45 minutes while parents orchestrated the perfect shot.\n\nThis happened to me once... got my head stuck between SCHOOL RAILINGS. Luckily it was after school and most people were gone. They had to get lard to help me out... looool (crying inside).",
"Your parents were ahead of their time.",
"Not a political sign? UPVOTE AWAY!",
"You know she took dozens of sex pictures with gramps right?",
"Someone I know went to jail cuz this happened to their kid while they were napping ",
"Mildly relevant: dislocated my kneecap and when the ambulance showed up the EMT took one look at me on the floor and said, \"we'll have to cut the leg\" I went white and I'm sure I looked panicked and he must have noticed cause he then said \"...of the jeans, we'll have to cut it off to look at the kneecap\"",
"The points are real, they just don't mean anything",
"Exactly. I didn't state it, but we were all already laughing and he was already crying, just not hysterically. We were very close knit kids and I think mostly he was embarrassed that we had him at disadvantage.",
"I don't see how that changes the situation. And taking pictures was still very enjoyable before there was an internet.",
"OP is long past his 21st birthday. ",
"I heard you had to shake them like a salt shaker",
"I’m a big fan of your parents ",
"You are an 80’s kid so you probably know what construx are/were. The little blue connector pieces could come apart, and my brother would uses his teeth to do it. So one day I decided to do the same thing. Except it snapped back together on my lip.\n\nMy mom is freaking out so she calls three of my aunts who all come over (I have no idea where my dad was that day) \n\nThen my aunts proceeded to take pictures. I swear to FSM I have no idea how many copies of that damn picture I have destroyed.\n\nAll I remember was my 5 year old self crying that it hurts, please get it off my lip, and stop stop stop laughing and taking pictures.\n\nAssholes. 😂\n\nEdit : I’m pretty sure it was only one actual picture, but for some reason there were numerous copies made. And since I was 5 I’m going to guess that the whole ordeal was over in a short amount of time, and my brain just remembers a few small details to make it super dramatic.",
"Glad I’m not alone. When I was 3, I got my head stuck in a long stair case railing at a car dealership. They had to dismantle the entire railing. No wonder my dad thought I was mentally challenged. ",
"Your parents were social media pioneers before social media. ",
"Kudos to you parents ",
"did you died?",
"Your parents are legends. ",
" I have a similar picture but instead of being stuck in the fence I’m stuck in a toilet. I was about 2 years old and I had jumped on the toilet (just learning). Someone left the seat up and I didn’t know that was a thing. My butt fell all the way down to the hole and I was stuck screaming and crying with my thighs up by my face. My older brother (14) came to the bathroom and collapsed in laughter. He took a bunch of pictures before he finally helped me. ",
"Well, that's just good parenting. \n \n",
"Opposite of escape ",
"Parenting done right since 1980.",
"> Sadistic lol\n\nIt's just one more sadistic satanic statistic.\n",
"Lolololol",
"For real..... lol ",
"It took this pic nearly 40 years to make the internet, instead of the current 40 seconds.",
"I have no doubt. ",
"r/oldschoolcool",
"That's what I call good parenting. Memes before kids",
"Well, duh, who wouldn't.",
"You mean Harry. Explains the red hair. ",
"“Hold on Timmy, we need to get a picture.” Then they took ten minutes looking for the camera. Sounds like my family. ",
"Probably mistyped escape",
"Did you ever get it out?",
"Surely they took food out to her. No??",
"That's just good parenting. If the ones who love you won't laugh at you, well, then what are we all doing here.",
"My husband has teased our kids when they get hurt with amputation since they were tiny. \n\n\"Oh no you hurt your leg? Guess we're going to have to amputate. Nurse mommy hand me the saw we are going to chop this leg off.\" The kid starts laughing at him pretending to amputate and forgets they're hurt.",
"Eh, you don't wanna let them forget about it too soon. I say every other day.",
"God damn this looks like me as a child but I know this didn't happen to me haha",
"Thats why i always carry a stick of butter on me",
"For seventy five pages. Then chapter two: Don't think about the itch",
"I had a similar experience when I got my head stuck in a bridge at Disney World.",
"r/parenting",
"In 1982 when I was barely speaking words I was in my local supermarket with my mother. At the entrance there was a turnstyle kinda like [this one](http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/243418b8d2fd485aa5537f03a3e793db/a-green-old-fashioned-turnstile-allowing-people-into-a-building-h9ddef.jpg) that only went in one direction. I was playing at this thing, and somehow I managed to get my head stuck in it. It couldn't go backwards and because my stupid head was in the way, it couldn't go forwards. A massive queue of people there ot do their weekly shop couldn't get into the store. The manager came down, and eventually the fire brigade who managed to dismantle the whole thing and finally free me after a couple of hours. That was how I started my life and my mother hasn't stopped laughing at me since. ",
"Feel your pain as a fellow 80s kid had it happen to me at a large family gathering with iron railings on cement stairs ",
"It looks to me like the bottom could be spread apart. ",
"Oh, shut up.",
"I mean, she could have spanked you while stuck in the gate. ",
"Just think this was back in the 1980's... People didn't have a camera with them at all time like they do now on their phone. Your parents had to *go and get* the camera and *then* take the photo. Let that really dig in. ",
"I saw this episode of Full House",
"Dumbass millennials will say \"muh child exploitation, privacy hurr Durr\"",
"He’s both ",
"Clearly this belongs in r/OldSchoolCool",
"You have awesome parents.",
"I got my head stuck in the barrier around the gorilla exhibit at the zoo when I was around that age. No pictures were taken. But even at 36 it still gets brought up at family gatherings. ",
"I feel like it’s important to note that this before they could just pull a smart phone out of their pocket. The poor child was left to suffer while the parents went and retrieved a camera from somewhere",
"Reddit thanks your parents. ",
"You could ruin bingo night every week.",
"Go back in time and tell your parents to not use a section that's clearly not attached. This was clearly staged and you weren't stuck.",
"parent here, can confirm parenting win. not sarcastic: head will come out but photo will last forever.",
"No you didn't.",
"Instructions unclear, baby stuck in chair.",
"Young you looks like my little nephew",
"Is the laughing girl snigle?",
"As I recall, his Mum's comforting comment along with her tender head pats, was: \n\n\"Oh child. There, there ... and there.\"",
"Ah yes, the misery of children, bringing joy and mirth to many a passerby!\n\nI fully approve. ",
"Oh they mean something, it's just that they mean that the accumulator has been incremented the number of times specified by the current number of points.",
"/r/OldSchoolFool ?",
"Yeah back then people took pictures almost strictly for their own amusement and family posterity. Seems so weird now.",
"The car - A 1977-1980 Dodge Omni or Plymouth Horizon. You're welcome.",
"Do you blame them? Lol",
"Some things never change.",
"People on Reddit are *very* stupid as a whole.",
"Many years later, you're still railing about it.",
"yeah, you know, short for exo-space. You can tell you're there when you are at negative coordinates.",
"This made my whole body itch. Then it made me glad I can move to itch my itch.",
"**OK! PRO TIP FOR ALL POTENTIAL OR CURRENT PARENTS**\n\nIf a kid gets their head stuck like this, it is usually confusing for the adults around. How did the kid manage to get stuck when their head is clearly too large to fit through the bars?\n\nI'm speaking from experience. I've seen similar situations where the fire department is called and the jaws of life were used (Iron bars were involved).\n\n**HERE IS THE SECRET** \n\nThe child did not put his head through the bars. The child put his body through the bars first and was unable to pull his head through to follow his body. The trick to freeing the child is to push the body towards the head instead of pulling the head towards the body. \n\nGood luck and godspeed.",
"I guess you eventually got out! Happened to me as a kid. We can't resist sticking our heads in weird places. ",
"My kid got a potty seat stuck on his head. My wife and I are photographers. We debated on whether or not to capture the moment. No picture. I lost.",
"My kid got her head stuck in a chair in about 1999. I had to dig out the film camera. \n\nSomeday you might have a kid who sticks his head somewhere funny.",
"*I wonder what the longest song I know is...* \n\n*The cat came back again. No, don't leave just because this wanker wants a photo. Yes, haha, the old hand in front of my eyes. ...wanker.*\n\n*What was the name of the kid with immortality on misfits? Argh this'll bug me. Nick? Nigel? N-- something. I'll never bloody remember to look it up either.*\n\n*I bless the raaaaaiiiins down in africaaaaaa... Semma nemma dumma numma do do do do doooooooo oh thank God changing of the guard.*",
"OMG OP we sadly have a lot in common, except the photo part.\n\nMid 90's, I was about 5. I went for a walk with my mum and sister across a local bridge. Beautiful view of the surrounding beach, very lush day in a nice coastal Australian town and all that. At the far end of the bridge, I saw some construction work going on underneath/to the side of the bridge. To get a better view around the guard rail of the bridge, my genius child brain thought \"stick your melon between those bars\". Not very clever.\n\nPanic set in. I distinctly recall hearing my sister laugh and run to my mum, who came and laughed, as did a couple of random strangers who exchanged lols with my loving family as they passed by. The whole time I was crying and embarrassed as hell. \n\nMy stupid childlike curiosity and my fucking Dumbo ears were not a great combo.\n\nGood view though.",
"Let's take it a little further. Was there a transformer based off that car?",
"“Why do these jackets have to be so damn itchy!”",
"kids",
"You got memed on",
"At least they were watching you.",
"Well that was unwarranted.",
"First take pictures and then get head out. I have kids. ",
"i appreciate what i assume is your drunken gusto but probably not.",
"My mom did something similar. When I was 3, I got my ass stuck in a popcorn tin. She decided to take a picture before helping me.",
"And baby boomers wonder why we are all so fucked up. Um, because you guys did shit like THIS! ",
"Dammit! I hate that fucking iPad ad. So unrealistic!",
"OP, you're head is \"stuck\" in an open gate. ",
"\"Well we had to buy one, but the nearest store that was open was an hour away plus we did stock up on some things naturally.\"",
"Happy cake day! ",
"Ten days after I turned right, got my lip stick in a gate. My friends all laughed. Then I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip, and we couldn't even take to each other until the fifth week because both of our lips were so swollen, and when we could talk to each other he just spoke Polish and I only know like three words in Polish except now I know four, because Oscar taught me the word for lip: Usta!\n\nYes, I did type all that for memory. Forgive any errors. It's been a while.",
"Growing up, cousin Kathy got her head stuck in the gate that makes up the line at the Alice in Wonderland ride at Disneyland (she was probably 6, and I was about 9). She was the biggest brat, though, so I tried to walk on without her, but our moms made me wait and let people cut ahead of us until we got her out. \nThough I guess me being totally unconcerned about her shows I was kind of a brat myself lol!",
"I was maybe 8 or 9 years old at the time (35 now). I was at the drug store with my mom while my father and sis waited in the car. I was scoping out the toy aisle and ignored my mother calling me to leave the store. A fee minutes later I go looking for her. Nowhere to been seen. I look outside to find the car is gone. I wall outside the store and am nervously looking for the car. I go into the next store looking for my mother. Nothing. More frantic, nervous looking. Go BACK to the first store. My mother finally turns up and explains how they simply moved the car to the back of the parking lot and were watching me as I paced back and forth, walked from store to store.\n\nAnd she wonders why I have emotional issues. ",
"The Dodge Omni in the background completes the 80's look.",
"That's ok OP. I have a photo of myself falling through a chair as a kid, my parents set me up and made sure they had the camera handy for that one.",
"Smart parents",
"Your parents were prepared for the internet for sure. ",
"I'll bet only the fire department could help you at that point.",
"If there was, it was the lamest transformer ever.",
"Lol I’m guessing this is the story for most painful home videos.",
"[OP went on to inspired musician St. Vincent](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/St_Vincent_-_Masseduction.png)",
"Squat down then lower the end table over the knees. He just needs to bring his knees to his chest then lift the table off but he is trying to get his knees out first and it's not happening. I want to know how long it took to figure out.",
"That’s what I’d do too. ",
"No. The red head was Ron Weasley... Duh.",
"[GapingGrandmas.com](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gotWpgHR6_k)",
"That looks like a gate, not a fence. OP is full of shit. ",
"Not saying I disagree with you, but the fact that the generation after is stereotyped the way it is means a hell of a lot of people fucked up raising their kids. ",
"[GapingGrandmas.com](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gotWpgHR6_k)",
"I wish I could upvote this twice.",
"Paying no mind that you're for sure getting written out of their will.",
"Great parenting.",
"damn camera probably didnt have film in it, so they had to run to the drug store first too. LOL.",
"*Aarrrrrrgggggghhh myeyeiswatteringmyeyeiswatteringmyeyeiswatteringmyeyeiswatteringmyeyeiswattering*",
"You beat me to my comment damn you!\n",
"To bad the same can’t be said for you...",
"Just like karma in real life then. ",
"My dad did this when I fell in the toilet. That picture still remains somewhere, waiting for me to blackmailed by it.",
"Yup. Everyone knew about Tom Sawyer. Fool me once...\n\nPlus, the Joneses didn't bother painting their white picket fence either so no one to keep up with! ",
"Every time we would tell my dad we didn’t feel good or that something hurt, he would immediately jump to “you have cancer” or “guess we have to inject you with a 2 foot long hypodermic needle”\n\nOn the one hand, we stopped complaining about little problems. On the other... he never took us seriously with real ailments either ",
"Natural selection ",
"Correct, documentation for embarrassment at a later time, and rescue.",
"This happened to me so many time when I was a kid... According to my parents, they didn't give a shit for the first few minutes of everytime I get my head stuck... ",
"How did you even do it?\nI mean, I'm not asking for you to give as detailed of a description as you can of how your barely fitting head entered the gap in the wood, but give me as detailed of a description as you can of how your barely fitting head entered the gap in the wood.",
"It appears, more specifically, as though your head was stuck between a gatepost and the sagging gate. In any event the gap you're in narrows toward the bottom and widens going upward.\n\nIf you carefully stood up you likely could have left the wider portion of the gap the same way you got in. But maybe some nasty sliver had you effectively ratcheted in there. \n\nPoor tyke. I hope that after your rescue someone went on to add a stave at the edge of the gate, even if it did interrupt the visual rhythm. Or otherwise reduce that stave gap all the way up, if I'm wrong with my funky gate theory.",
"My parents did the same thing, except it was a 8 inch skink lizard which latched onto my nose",
"Your posts history suggests you really get off on being a judgey mcjudgey pants.",
"You guys sound so selfish to us lurkers who just enjoy without posting horrific comments.",
"*smack*",
"\"instead\" or \"before\"? \n(*written with the head stuck in a fence*)",
"But...",
"The fence isn’t connected on the bottom. You can move it apart. 🤪",
"Now they would do the same and upload it to facebook directly from their phone",
"The OG hipsters",
"I think I had that same jacket back then.",
"A picture is worth 1 word now.",
"Or at least every Christmas and birthday. But do it like... a week after the day. So it’s like “I remembered to send you a Christmas card but I’m not wishing you happy holidays cause you did this",
"This is what I scrolled for. ",
"Helped you get that karma",
"80s parenting was the best ",
"I'm not liking that angle. Let's take another one",
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"OP's head has been stuck in that fence since 1980? Send him some help!",
"Back when KIDS WERE KIDS!! now a days kid are to busy with there DUMBphones to Have experiances lik this !!",
"Shit. The picture turned out blurry. Gotta retake it",
"Did you ever happen to freeze your tongue to a flagpole or rain spout?",
"Holy shiiiit I know your pain!! I lived on a cul-de-sac and everyone used to hang out together all the time. I got a popsicle stuck to my tounge and instead of my parents or any of the other adults trying to help me get it off (as I stand there sobbing and mildly bleeding) they all just laughed hysterically at me. They were all pretty intoxicated...\n\nCirca early 90s.",
"Right?! This is driving me crazy. So glad people finally acknowledged it. ",
"That’s why I miss the 80s see back then pretty much everything was cool you got your head stuck your parents took a picture, today’s parents would turn around and sue the maker of the fence",
"This need to be on r/oldschoolcool ",
"Just an emoji really ",
"You made me **this** worried: \"Smack\" \"Whack\" \"Smack\" till tired of being dumb. Parents make kids look smart sometimes.",
"Should have put a sign saying ass-hat",
"lol, that's true",
"Commoditization is coming. ",
"If they did that today? The photo-lab would contact the police who would in turn involve CPS. We've turned into real pussies!",
"I’m that parent ",
"r/oldschoolfool",
"This is what I want to know!",
"*\"Biggus. Dickus.\"*",
"That’s what parents do. Lol. Snap a photo of the crazy kid and then help. How else are we gonna tell you how crazy you were ",
"[turn and pull](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0eI-4QpSxE)",
"OP is from 80's and their parents are from 2018",
"Can relate.\n\nMy parents were assholes. They seriously thought the humiliation or exploitation of a young inexperienced toddler would be better guidance than subtle supervision.",
"They needed to find it first. Find film most likely. Maybe look for some flashcubes. I say a good 20 -30 minutes.",
"\"Honey we are out of film. I'm going to the store real quick, be back in 20 minutes.\"",
"That is the cutest baby stuck in a fence that I've ever seen. ",
"how about why did you stick your head in the fence to begin with?",
"I was in a similar situation, but I fell in a flower pot head first (top heavy baby). I'll post the picture if I remember.",
"As someone who's dealt with this... Sometimes compression works better, for anyone in a same boat. Instead of stripping them down and lubing them up, try putting something tight on the area stuck. No matter what- Keep calm, go slow. Stressing and pulling repeatedly can cause things to swell (honestly this sounds pornographic but I'm talking like a ring that doesn't fit- keep pulling, your finger starts swelling. A kid freaking out and screaming and being tugged on and they swell some.) and swelling is the opposite of helpful. There's always the option of calling the FD or going to the ER. ",
"*before (helping you)",
"Sorry :/",
"I did this in the door, security chain. ",
"So? No one cares. ",
"Cmon obviously they did both. ",
"I'm guessing he crawled inside headfirst and then bent his knees up in there and got stuck. A little butter or maybe a screwdriver and he'll be fine.\n\nSource: I lived for doing shit like this as a lad.",
"r/theblunderyears",
"Man I thought this was r/oldschoolcool even though it wasn't \"cool\" per se.",
"There's a picture of my brother just like this. Except he fell asleep with his head stuck",
"Your parents were ahead of their time and I'd like to buy them a drink",
"Some say her head is still in the fence to this day... ",
">...to **scratch** my itch\n\nFtfy\n\nSeriously, why would you want the itch to itch more?",
"Does the 19k karma make up for it?",
"Parents are no worse than they used to be. Unfortunately social media just amplifies stupidity. ",
"one time me n my family were at the zoo and I was feeding the goats and the goats started attacking me and instead of helping me my mom was laughing and taking photos. \n\n\n\n\nlet’s just say she got some stares from other parents",
"My ex-boyfriend’s brother has a picture like that. He got stuck in a white plastic chair when he was like 3. ",
"if it makes you feel any better theme parks like Disney follow strict head/finger entrapment guidelines so special children like yourself don't get in these situations; so while i don't recommend trying this out in jolly 'ol England again feel free to find a child's head and try to get it stuck anywhere in Disney. ",
"“Hold on sweety, just gotta wait for the flash bulb to warm up”",
"This appears staged. Judging by the separation at the bottom, that gate could be pulled up from the opposite bottom corner and you could easily get out. There is no attachment to the rest of the fence at the bottom corner shown in the picture so, yeah, you were not actually stuck.",
"You’re parents made the right decision. This is gold. ",
"Yeah, and you know... \"builds character\" was a thing.\n\nYou had to learn things could go wrong when consequences weren't high. I mean I'm sure they were saying slightly reasuring things - \"don't worry we'll get you out in a minute\" along with educational things like \"how did that happen to you?\"",
"serves you right. best remember to carry butter next time.",
"That 80's winter coat though. Bringing back all kinds of Ms. Pac-Man memories.",
"Seeing as he was 12 it probably went something like this;\n\n\"Huh, I bet I could fit my head between those bars. Yep... uh oh.\"",
"r/oldschoolUNcool",
"Back when people did things for private, personal enjoyment instead of scheming about all the likes or upvotes or whatever bullshit notifications it'd be sure to get ",
"Dodge Omni?",
"Guessing they also bought you a phone and shared the photo so you could post it here.\n\nSo, how's your neck doing?",
"AS. A. WHOLE.",
"I'm a grandmother who does that...",
"That is the correct response.",
"I'm so glad your parents decided to take the picture!!! ",
"I one got my arm stuck between a desk and a wall. I was helping my mom move it and she dropped it suddenly to take a call. She later punished me for \"being rude\" when I asked her to help me get it off my arm.",
"Haha. I was just thinking of this same thought. When I do it, my phones on me or nearby. OP parents like hang on let me charge up the flash and wind some film real quick 😂",
"Thats unfortunate",
"My dad's a vet and his go to joke when my brothers or me would hurt ourselves growing up was amputation or euthanasia. Cut in finger? \"Yeah, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate.\" Headache? \"I see no other solution than to euthanise.\" \n\nNow being 30 I've taken over my dad's sense of humour and my SO has to suffer through the same jokes.",
"Some say OP is still stuck on that fence to this day.",
"I have one of my daughter from a year ago with her head caught in the railing for the stairs in our house. I made sure her airway wasnt blocked before I snapped a couple of pics for posterity. As a dad you need to think of these things so you can show her friends when shes 14 and thinks she knows everything",
"It really is one of the best things about having a baby. Sure, you have this unconditional love and the chance to watch new life sprung from your flesh grow and experience the world in front of your very eyes... but the HUGE surge of upvotes and Facebook likes? Priceless.",
"Here is your one internet point that I have to give for this one comment.",
"You know why they didn't help and took a photo instead? Because it's fucking hilarious that you got your big, dumb kid head stuck in a fence. ",
"Is your head still stuck??",
"Legends says his head is still stuck in that fence. ",
"This is what parents do when a kid does something dumb that doesnt seriously injure them. Take a picture, laugh a bit, then help the kid out. ",
"Yep, this hits pretty close to home, my parents did the same thing with me when I got my finger stuck in the handle of a golf club.",
"🤯",
"\"Heather....HEATHER!\"\n\n\"WHAT?\n\n\"Where did you put the new flashcubes?\" \n\nu/mraaron_standen \"Mom...MOM...GET ME OUT!\"\n\n\"Quiet honey, I can't hear your father....WHAT D'ya say, George?\"\n\n\"THE NEW FLASHCUBES...\"\n\n\"CHECK THE JUNK DRAWER!\"\n\n\"WELL OF COURSE THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE I CHECKED. WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM?\"\n\n\"HOLD ON...hold on...I'm coming! I SAID I'M COMING!\"\n\nu/mraaron_standen \"Mom....MOM...DON'T LEAVE ME MOM!\"\n\n...You all know the rest. lol",
"Your parents made the right choice.",
"For a moment I thought this was r/oldschoolcool ",
"You were not in immediate danger, so they took this opportunity to show your future self. \n\nThis is smart parenting.",
"Jeez, Beaver! Why'd ya go and do a stupid thing like that?!\n\nhttp://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads22/beaver1393292716.jpg",
"careful /u/_demitri, I'll give you another internet point... don't spend them all in one place!",
"\"Off with his head!\"",
"Haha. I’m having a hard time picturing this scenario? Why would you need a ladder to get out of the bathroom? Post the picture so we can all understand:)",
"We ask for the \"leg scissors\" or whatever body part is hurt. Kids stop complaining quickly when they realize they could lose a limb over their drama. Muahahahahaha!! ",
"I don’t know what snigle is?",
"Are you still there?",
"I went through a similar experience, though instead of a gate, I got my head stuck in the railing of some stairs. My parents also thought it’d be a good idea to snap a picture before trying to grease me up and extract me. Lucky for me, that painful and embarrassing experience serves as one of my first memories. ",
"Between a fence and a tough place",
"That's exactly the kind of parent I am! Muahahaha",
"Ugh. \n\nThat stupid smug little bitch. ",
"That’s what she said",
"Wait a second..",
"Punishment fits the crime",
"That's just good parenting.",
"Are they really parents if they don’t take that photo? ",
"Did you know those two guards were told that if they laughed during the shoot they wouldn't get paid.\n\nMost of those facial expressions weren't acted. ",
"Time for a re-creation photo. ",
"My brother did the same thing in 84, if only we had a camera then. I'm going to show him this and see if he has a flashback, lol!",
"Meta AF",
"back then we had parenting done right, that's what makes u well adjusted. You learn quickly that when the shit hits the fan, you step to the side of the fan. Kids these days just get plastered with shit and then explode, now a days we get the dreaded SJW millennials.",
"And they got three likes. From the three employees at the photomat who develop the film. ",
"Stop all the downloading",
"He invested a lot of points in intelligence, but wisdom was obviously his dump stat. ",
"Geez, your parents really picket on you.",
"Both lol",
"Both lol",
"This happened to my mom at Disneyland when she was young waiting in line for the haunted mansion she said she was trying to read the tombstones and the fire department had to come help get her out lmao I wish they got a pic ",
"[Me as a parent](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hPaCwt1QUuE/VIjBrXfMV0I/AAAAAAAAi9E/9_OwyN6h9sQ/s1600/bet%2Byou%2Bwon't%2Bdo%2Bthat%2Bshit%2Bagain%2Bhuh.jpg)",
"My dad is this kind of parent. He likes to let me and my sister fuck up and learn from our own mistakes as long as they aren't life threatening, and more often than not he gets to laugh at them. ",
"I aspire to be like your parents",
"Making memories is more important than a childs immediate comfort.",
"Great",
"Back in the old days, before cameras, parents would take out a sketch pad and take maybe an hour to draw a picture of it.",
"This reminds me of A Christmas Story ",
"I would lime to party with your parents. ",
"As they should have! Glad your heads cool now bud",
"don't forget the occasional death threat*, because your a \"bad parent\".\n",
"I can't find it damn it!!\n\nDid you check the everything drawer?",
"This is such a Christmas Story photo",
"35mm film camera. ",
"Fencing, you're doing it wrong. ",
"So, the opposite of bitcoins?",
"[I did it too](https://imgur.com/gallery/XcvuW)",
"Those were the days!",
"To distract it! \nIt works. You can only focus on the worst itch at any given time.",
"Same thing happened to me in 1976. Luckily no cameras were nearby at the time.",
"Well you had to wait and see if it turned out. No point finding out days later there was a thumb in the shot and then having to try and suck the kid into get stuck again.",
"So that the itch can get itchy, so that it will have to scratch its own itch by itself, which will then make both itches disappear because the itch scratched its own itch and itself as well",
"They were probably going back to the house to get a hammer or other tools anyway, might as well grab a camera while they're at it. Clearly this was a Kodak moment.",
"I love your parents!!",
"Yeah...they did the right thing.",
"And they had to climb DOWN the ladder to escape.!?",
"> \"Ok, shall we release him now?\"\n\nThey were on the fence about it.",
"MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S GUARD!\n\n*Guard smacks child in the face with rifle stock to knock him out of the fence*",
"Now that’s how I know if my kids are hurt. When they. When they wreck a bicycle in the ditch, I see them lying in the mud holding a leg and rush over to help, yet they ask my to stop my panicked run to and take a picture? They are ok. ",
"To be fair I would too. ",
"And you should be grateful of that, providing you with reddit karma anno 2018.",
"What a dumb kid. ",
"And you’re still crying today...",
"Amen my dude. Have an upvote on me.",
"I hope they help you soon. Thirty seven years is a very long time to stay that way.",
"Have a very special day, for a very special boy",
"Ha. Yep, that's what I get from hearing OP say \"instead of helping me\".",
"It doesn’t matter if they’re fake if they still give me a jittery feeling when I get a lot of them.",
"r/oldschooluncool",
"Well, you probably never did it again. A little fear and shame go a long damn way in parenting. I regularly tell my kids “If you are dumb enough to do that, you don’t deserve to breed.” ",
"Keep sticking your he ad in the wrong places",
"One time when I was 13 me and my best friend were on the phone with a boy from school and having fun talking to him. But then his mom had to take the phone because he had gotten his head stuck somewhere in the house. I think it was his his head board or something. \nGood times. ",
"Future Senator.",
"Apparently atleast you got out",
"My goodness, millennials are a sore spot for you. Pretty sure there's a word for that.. but anyway, I'm glad we have a Proper Adult™ like you here to straighten everyone out.",
"Uh oh. You shouldn't have put this picture on social media. Your parents are probably going to be shamed and a few people will call cps on them I'm sure. ",
"dude, that wasn't life threatening. When stupid shit like that happens, laugh, then help.",
"Damn TBT ",
"When people talk about shit building character..... this is exactly what they are talking about.",
"Your parents predicted the future. Eventually there will be a place where everyone can share the photos and videos of people doin dumb things. They cashed in early. ",
"Your parents raised you right",
"My brother always cries when we say that.",
"It looks like its a scene from a Christmas Story",
"You have great parents ",
"yeah, I hate when people get nostalgic over shit that never happened. Kid's are always shitty, parents are never hip. It happens the same over and over. The only difference is the clothing styles and toys.",
"Something about seeing a person in their 60s end their comment with “True story tho” made me chuckle ",
"\"It\" lol",
"Would love to see a modern day recreation side-by-side. Thanks in advance and good luck!",
"Don't feel bad. I have a picture around here somewhere with my head stuck in the hole in a 'cheese house' at a Showbiz Pizza in the mid '80s.\n",
"Lmao that looks hilarious.",
"Did you ever get your head out of the fence?",
"Reminds me of [this](http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5H5o9zp2o03lJm2N) guy.",
"I would have done the same ",
"Hilarious. Your parents are awesome.",
"Solution: shout \"MAKE WAY FOR THE QUEEN'S FENCE\"",
"You can tell because of the pixels.",
"I know that is his sister.",
"[Just for fun](http://imgur.com/dMDN1dD)",
"Yeah most people that age don't really understand memes, let alone modern lingo. ",
"Did the same thing when my nephew got his head stuck in the stairway back in 2003.",
"Hey kid, it's just dripping paint",
"r/oldschoolfool ",
"If you think that's sadistic, wait til you hear how they got him free... (they sawed his head off)\n\nI mean, no sense damaging a perfectly good fence, right!",
"I read that as 'I'm in the 60s' and I was very confused",
"What happens if they have an actual serious injury or illness?",
"Grade A parents. ",
"Your parents are turds.",
"Just tap upvote twice",
"Looks like a girl to me. ",
"As they should have :)",
"I see that you too, Sir, are a man (?) of **parents who know how to deal with funny shit when they see it.**",
"I did the exact same thing!! I wish I had pictures.",
"I like how this version is a crop of the original. OP can't even repost their own source without loss of quality somehow.",
"Imagine before cameras, honey get out the canvas and my painting pallet, the kids head is stuck !!!!",
"Still better then wating tide pods.",
"OP is still stuck there today. At least he has a cellphone to pass the time. ",
"Same thing here in my family we laugh before we help.... Scaring",
"The more things change, the more they stay the same. ",
"Damn and those people still try and come to millennials. ",
"This happened to my brother, except he didn't learn. He kept getting his head stuck in the fence XD ",
"He did say instead of, not before.",
"I did that once, in the fence surrounding the outdoor playground at my local McDonald's, I'd say back around 1984.",
"Don't worry, /u/mraaron_standen , the same thing happened to me:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/S1pF1M7.jpg",
"Close. It was early 70's lol.",
"It’s a requirement of parenting. It’s in our parenting handbook under the chapter: “Future blackmail, and how to use them to your full potential”\n\nSource: I’m the Mother to the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse....their ages now are 25,21,18 and 16. I’m so sorry world. \n",
"To give it a taste of its own medicine",
"Just as I was going to reply the very same thing I check the comments and I realize yet again y'all never spare a detail.",
"Hipsters",
"They’re not your friends. They’re your parents. Their #1 job is to teach you right from wrong. If you messed up it’s their job to show you where you messed up. ",
"Stupid, but proud.",
"Yup, they did the right thing. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/UD7Wpmu.png",
"And there's a small chance they had to load it with film first. ",
"Your parents did the right thing.",
"But a like is still a prayer! #newworldeconomy",
"Now that I’ve had some time to process it I imagine the bathroom was on the 2nd floor and they just put the ladder outside and he crawled down. ",
"They really went all out too with the late 70’s family wagon too. ",
"Well then you were lied to because Polaroids are chemically developed and develop entirely without human intervention changing anything.\n\nShaking a Polaroid was just to give someone something to do while waiting like a nervous tic",
"I mean fucking reddit...if you don't have a picture and 5 witnesses, it's just a damn lie to get karma.",
"lol",
"Twilight Zone at noon, Three Stooges at noon on the weekends. Re-runs. 1980.",
"Somewhere in a dusty photo album, there is a kodachrome study of my head in a wrought iron railing that was on my parents front porch. A few pages back, is my head stuck in a replica football helmet I got as a Christmas gift. And near the end is my head stuck in the railing of my best friends staircase. Moral of the story, when you have a gigantic head, keep it out of confined areas. ",
"Hey I saw this on Leave it to Beaver too!",
"When I was 10 my dad was building a fence around the house, and I got stuck in one of the unfilled holes that was meant for the post. Photos were taken and laughs were had. My dad had to leave work early to come dig me out of the hole.\n\nThe next day at school people kept touching the massive bruise on my knee just to laugh at my pain. ",
"If OPs family is anything like mine they laughed until I was visibly upset then took the picture and either helped me out or told me \"You got yourself in that mess get yourself out\" while walking away.\n\n Then when the roll was full it was tossed in a junk drawer until several years later they got to developing that roll and laughed their ass off again...",
"my morning start with this jokes",
"They die like men",
"This is the difference between parenting in 1980 vs. parenting in 2018. In 1980, when your kid does something stupid you run for the camera and document it so they realize how stupid they were. In 2018, you run toward the kid and help them extract themselves from the problem without them actually learning what went wrong. 1980s kid learns what not to do in the future, 2018's kid learns that their parents will bail them out from any problem. ",
"Or the funeral.",
"NORMAN PRICE!!",
"They loved him so much, they went through all that trouble so that one day he would have this picture to laugh about",
"Think he learned anything?\n\nNot yet, get the camera.",
"Your parents did the right thing.",
"There’s a photo in my baby album of my dad’s leg sticking through the ceiling from a similar moment.",
"Similar situation here! Only, for me, I got my head stuck in the seat of one of those small plastic push-cars for little kids. My parents still have the picture somewhere haha.",
"The math checks out.\n",
"A little memory and critical thinking friendo",
"Congratulations on finally breaking free OP.",
"Back in kindergarten I got my knee stuck in between two wooden fence posts on an old wooden playground. They tried lubing my leg up with soap, butter (I wonder if that was the break room butter), and eventually they brought out a saw. I was frantic, thinking they were about to cut off my leg.\n\nHeh.",
"They were decades ahead of their time.",
"I swear I had that jacket...",
"*Social media* involved adults sitting around the kitchen table drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco, and showing off yellowed *new* pictures like this one.",
"That is great parenting. You are in no immediate danger....and the laughs they get from that scrapbook are priceless.",
"Awe",
"/r/dadjokes is leaking...",
"*in addition. They did this in addition to helping you.\n\nThis situation, now exaggerated by adult you, cannot possibly be the binary ploy for sympathy you've portrayed here.\n\nEvidence: You are not posting this from that fence.",
"That's why he said by in mass; bulk purchases save you money.",
"They helped, just not immediately.",
"I’d do the same....",
"Isn't that treason?",
"Back when taking a picture costed money",
"Slightly lol",
"Captured?",
"Me too.",
"Ok sounds good.",
"That looks my old neighborhood and that sounds exactly like my parents. My sisters would be posing next to me tho ",
"Maybe they even went out and bought film",
"Look at all the karma the OP is getting. I’d say it paid off handsomely.",
"So I'm more interested in what you did to get your head stuck? Thought you could see if your head could fit? Because I'm guilty of that as well...",
"Parenting 101",
"God I miss whose line is it anyway",
"Karmaconspiracy. OP’s parents did this last week and just added a really cool photo filter to make it look old. ",
"Good thing special little snowflakes weren't a thing back then. You turned out just fine! Hurray for you! :D",
"Colin4lyfe",
"Lmaooo. I wish I was home because I have a photo just like this trapped in the railing in a childhood apt.",
"Don't dawdle. Hurry and get some kids before the Fake Internet Points bubble pops.",
"I remember this from leave it to beaver. ",
"Awww",
"I second that ",
"Stop by the order of the Queens guard",
"Sounds like most people today.",
"My son did this same thing a few years back, got his head stuck in a wrought iron fence. We had to grease up his face and head to get his big nugget freed from the fence.",
"OP, were you triple-dog dared to stick your head through the fence? ",
"Yeeuh! Fairly certain they were a direct rip-off of the VW Rabbit! ",
"my dad took a pic of me on the toilet when i was seven and i had chicken pox from hear to toe. ",
"/r/blunderyears ?",
"OP's parents: \"We were sadistic long before social media came along and made you all sadistic little fucks!\"",
"That’s beautiful ",
"Oh damn I just saw an episode of Shameless where the methhead got stuck like this lol ",
"Your tears lasted a few minutes, but the photo lasts a lifetime. Shoutout to OPs parents, they're the real MVPs. ",
"you're sure that you aren't a time traveler?",
"Could it be that it was for you to be ashamed and learn from your mistake?",
"Did you put your head back in the gate? ",
"Exactly what I was thinking - “Honey run and get the Kodak” - OP, you were there for A WHIIIILE.\n\n\nI would have done the same thing. ",
"60 year old using “tho” LOL",
"God love them for it too.",
"My grandfather, aunt and cousin were in a McDonald's one time when I was young and my cousin got his stupid fat head stuck in a chair and was just screaming/crying as loud as he could. My grandfather and I were waiting to order at the time and he just picked me up and we left the building and went somewhere else to eat...my aunt and her son weren't exactly his favourite people.\n\n",
"I got my head stuck in a banister as a kid. Apparently, my parents had to use butter.\n\nI also got myself stuck in a baby swing when I was about 10, but that’s another story.",
"Pioneering parents...",
"President.",
"Ahh a young Vikings fan!",
"They took the picture knowing you were going to post it ",
"Parents are not that evil (some of them), they first need to make sure child is ok, then they hit you with all they got",
"https://imgur.com/UG5sWYa.gifv",
"That's not really why people take pictures",
"And they gave you all these internet points, really, you should be thanking them. ",
"Why laugh once when you can laugh about it for the rest of your life.",
"They didn't have digital cameras either. Film was expensive. They made a conscious decision that this picture was worth taking.",
"Color Corrected and Scratches removed for your better remembering experience...\nhttps://imgur.com/05CR1qK",
"U sound like a racist",
"In 2017 I got stuck on a rock and instead of helping me my husband took this photo https://imgur.com/a/R0hcZ\n",
"I think we all know how the 1980s worked... ",
"Probably she used it for nudes so the photo guy didn't see ",
"Also, babies are stupid and OP probably didn't know what to do, which was probably hilarious. ",
"How was that possible ",
"Woah. \n\nWhat was it like growing up with your head stuck in a fence?",
"Miserly lasts a moment. Embarrassing photos last a lifetime. ",
"let me see that photo again ..no, he does not look miserable enough. I bet he gets his head stuck again tomorrow.",
"Grab the camera, get the film, manually load it, take a few photos and advance the film...",
"I wasnt gonna upvote but I upvoted Just for you",
"Haha, around 1986, my sister dared me to Kryptonite bike lock my neck to a chair leg. Well, as soon as she did, she swiped the key. She then proceeded to run for my parents AND the camera. I ran down the stairs into a storage room in the basement, pulled a tarp over my body and pretended the chair was just another in storage. After searching the house for me unsuccessfully for 15 minutes, they thought I might have run outside, fell, and broke my neck (all possible). Their frantic searching made me quite happy, as the initial intent of the event was to humiliate me. Well, they eventually found me... and took the picture anyway. Only then was I given the key. I ended up ok, except for the advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage. And, the name's Hank...",
"I guess it's better than being stuck between a rock and a hard place.",
"Huh. Always thought shaking sped things up.",
"[Reminds me of an old lunchbox I used to have.](https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/35269296_1972-adam-12-lunch-box)",
"r/oldschoolcool??????",
"And I bet OP doesn't have issues like all the Facebook warriors say.",
"I got my head stuck in a rocking chair when I was a kid. Parents took a picture before getting me out. Guess I’m not alone! Now I have to try to hunt down the evidence.",
"I’m pretty sure he’s using the word as in “with gusto” and not “me gusto.”",
"Reminds me of that time in 1993 when my sister, 2 at the time, climbed onto our kiddie table. My dad with the camcorder, watching her as she stood up, slips, falls backwards and lands on her stomach. He just stood there and kept the camera rolling. ",
"I like your parents",
"Exactly how does one get head stuck like That?\n\n",
"When baby elephants are trained at the circus, they are chained to a post using a very strong chain. They'll try and get free, but it is useless. As they grow older, the chain is replaced with a thin rope they could easily break, but they are conditioned to believe it is hopeless.",
"Your parents are awesome. ",
"This totally looks like a rock band album cover. ",
"Don't say that 3 times fast or you'll be missing recess for a week.",
"is square, might be a polaroid\n",
"This is how she learned her child was an idiot, as well as herself. That's why her friend is laughing. ",
"I remember doing things like that as a kid... I'd eventually get myself out with sore ears...\n\nTo this day I still do not understand why I kept doing it again.\n\nAll I can think of is I was probably bored",
"Last time I got stock on a fence I was 14 and I was hanging by my testicles ",
"Isn't this an episode of Leave It To Beaver?",
"itching powder?",
"Probably dropped it off at a Fotomat...",
"They’re gonna show it at your wedding too. ",
"Right, because if social media did exist it wouldn't be...",
"Good parenting",
"This happened in every 80s family sitcom. Way to be impressionable.",
"Stockpiling ammo to use against you for when you were an obnoxious teen",
"Now that’s great parenting ... to use for future bribery... lol love it ",
"It’s not just millennials that want the pic",
"r/thisismylifenow",
"/r/OldSchoolUncool",
"Release the butt first! As someone who used to crawl into weird small spaces as a kid, that's an easy escape if his mom just spends 2 seconds thinking.",
"r/blunderyears",
"Please... not again...",
"If you are panicking, what seems obvious to an observer is not necessarily as obvious to you. Standing up when your neck is chafing against wood splinters isn't easy. Reaching the gate's lock might not have been either. So there you go. Stuck.\n\nWhich would explain the parents not panicking and dying of laughter, too.",
"How did you not lose your hat?",
"... but did you die?",
"Parents won't miss any chance to keep evidence of troubles you make ",
"I ruptured my patellar tendon. The surgeon was telling me how long and difficult the recovery would be. I was pretty delirious with pain and said \"you could just cut it off and I would be walking quicker\" he said \"perhaps, but your recovery won't be as complete\"",
"Wait I thought his real name was Ed Sheeran.",
"Some say that he is still in there to this very day...",
"it's like one of those puzzle toys of bent iron",
"These days, kids who are allowed to be and do as kids have for decades, if not centuries, are called “Free-Range Kids”. There’s actually a special name for kids who, up until recently, would’ve been considered the norm throughout time immemorial. And, the parents of such kids have had Child Protective Services called on them.",
"OPs mom probably had one in her purse, but she was too hammered.",
"I got stuck behind the refrigerator as a small child and cried while my parents went and got the camera.",
"Is that you Mikkel? Are you still trapped in 1986?",
"He’s one of the few Weasley that managed to leave the house, so he changed his name to create distance from his family.",
">They took the camera roll to the film shop, waited 3 days to get it processed and then helped him get out. \n",
"The same thing happened to my little sister in 95!!! The picture looks damn near identical!",
"There's an old comic from, if memory serves, Playboy that fits this well.\n\nThere's 2 firefighters, one older, one younger, standing near a headless corpse. The head is on one side of the fence, and the body is on the other side.\n\nThe comment under the comic is \"So, you the new lad then?\"",
"I got my knee stuck in a fence at Disneyland when I was 14.",
"As they should!",
"So did my sister! Must be fairly common.",
"they did good",
"!RedditSilver",
"This isn't theoretical knowledge you're sharing. It sounds like the voice of experience.",
"One the dinosaurs used to eat ;)\nTragic parenting in all seriousness.",
"What did you learn?",
"I love your parents.",
"\"Unfortunately we didn't get him out before the weed whacker guy came by\"",
"Spoken like someone who doesn't really know many of us, but super loves making fun of outliers online. Maybe when I hit 40 I can stop hearing all this \"darn kid\" nonsense about my generation.. ",
"He gon learn",
"Lolol how did one interpret any racism there?! Like honestly I’m curious if you were being sarcastic or serious",
"Birth certificate proving your age or GTFO",
"If you look at the picture, he's in-between the gate (hanging lower than it should be/not locked) & the fence/post.\n\nAll he had to do was push the gate part (on our left) forward, which is how he got it around his neck in the first place without disturbing the hat, by doing the opposite & initially pulling it closer to him.",
"I got my tongue stuck to a metal pole in the winter when I was like 8 or something. I ended up ripping off the top layer of my tongue and crying home with a bleeding tongue, and I ran into my dad who my friend had told -- he had a camera and a bottle of warm water.",
"/r/oldschoolcool",
"Family never supported his dream of becoming a Muggle music star",
"You mean \"*in addition to* helping me my parents took this photo.\"\n\nDoesn't look like it's even a fence. It's a gate that is partially closed. The boards on the left side don't drop below the bottom rail like they do on the right side and there is no screw hole on the right side of the wooden tab on the lower rail, which indicates that it's meant as a gate stopper to keep the gate from swinging too far the wrong way.",
"I used to have an irrational fear of fences, because when I was young my brother made me watch these murder/criminal investigation shows and one of them was investigating how a mom killed her child and buried them under the fence. ",
"Some say they live with the fence to this day",
"Visionaries really",
"Lol",
"After seeing this I don’t want to hear anymore Millennial Slander ‼️",
"This happened to me at KFC when I was younger. They called the fire department to pry the bars open. Good times ",
"they helped you... get to the front page!",
"I can always solve those. You just need to get a good grip. ",
"I was at horseback riding lessons when I was 7, and I was tiny compared to the horse (reference - I'm in blue on the chestnut horse: https://imgur.com/Tfidgxz).\n\nFor some reason, the saddle slid slightly while I was cantering, and I wound up hanging upside down, but was too scared to let go of the reins. Because I was pulling the reins, the horse was cantering in circles while I hung there. I was wearing a helmet, and wasn't in immediate danger, so my teacher and my mom stood there for probably a minute laughing before my teacher ran over to rescue me. \n\nIn other words, I feel your pain. ",
"Aww, I'm sure your neck is stronger for it. Were there saws involved in your eventual rescue?",
"And they aren't free...",
"I saw that also. Okay, it wasn't just me.",
"Grossly overestimating",
"Cool sub. Never seen a picture of Stalin making a funny face before ",
"well knees are neither heads nor fingers. ",
"And for this, we thank you ",
"...feel better bud? ",
"You'd be absolutely surprised. ",
"But check out the sweet karma they've helped you reap! I think you at least owe them lunch.",
"And you lived to adulthood even.",
"Yes, but it's a gate?",
"I mean... it’s not like you’re going to go anywhere ;) ",
"Are you writing this from the fense? If not.....I'm pretty sure they helped you. Also, the bonus of documenting for posterity. ",
"Pretty sure they still helped you after taking this photo, honestly no need for the theatrics now.",
"Every generation gets complained about by ones that came before it. Most of their complaints are about common traits of youth that they seem to have forgotten they once possessed. \n\nOf course, I didn't know I'd still be hearing this bullshit about my generation in my 30s. Sheesh.",
"In 1990 I was a big fan of eating dirt, especially in Drumheller. My Dad claims it was the dinosaur piss. Mom said they got tired of trying to get me to stop so just took pictures.",
"Understandable, have a nice day. ",
"Eh looks like it could have been a Polaroid. I had a One Step at that time. ",
"And you’re still a functioning member of society. That’s character building. They got you out and you laugh your ass off about it now. ",
"*all of your personal information proving you are who you say you are",
"I was literally just scrolling down to find someone mentioning this. ",
"When I read \"vet\" I thought you meant veteran and it all still made sense.",
"https://tipstershub.com/user/678-raimis",
"I think they call them tavern puzzles.",
"Long form or I'll tell everyone your Nigerian ",
"That was my first thought, too. My parents didn’t always have the camera loaded, so they would have had to get the camera from the house, put the camera together, and put film in it. Plus, we don’t know if that fence was in their yard or if they had to walk a bit to get to the house. It adds to the humor, for sure. ",
"Don’t sell yourself short. You’re probably a special adult too!",
"Well I bet you didn't do it again after that now did ya. I would call that a parental win.",
"Cut it off!! The leeches will do the rest. \n\nIn all honesty, we only say things like this when they're being over dramatic over a paper cut or something like that. Now it's become so much of a joke that they'll get a small boo-boo and say \"I need the finger scissors! I'm bleeding!\"",
"[As explained here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiIT2Lt1P5U&t=95)\n\n>There was one more thing that the company had to do and that was ask them not to do the one thing everyone associated with their most popular product. \n\n>You see shaking Polaroids is a great way to increase the odds that the photo you just took gets ruined. Though most of the time this fanning will do nothing at all\n\n>as explained on a now defunct version of the official Polaroid website \n\n>The image develops and dries behind a clear plastic window and never touches the air so shaking or waving has no effect\n\n>In a nutshell basically the image is sandwiched between two layers of plastic so shaking the photo after it is printed and still developing can damage it causing small blobs or blotches to appear\n\n>According to the people that make them\n\n>The best way to ensure a perfectly developed image is to lay the picture on a flat picture immediately after it exits the camera\n\n>Given this you now might be wondering why it has long been a common practice to wave Polaroids back and forth in the air directly after you take the picture something that no doubt inspired the lyric by outcast.\n\n>This practice has its genesis in the early models of Polaroid camera particularly those that used pack film otherwise known as peel apart film where you had to physically peel the positive and the negative after the photo has developed\n\n>Polaroid themselves note peel apart versions of the film needed to dry before it could be handled so waving the photo helped dry it more quickly\n\n>Given the design here waving with peel apart film didn't risk blotching as with subsequent generations of instant film developed by Polaroid. That said it should be noted that such waving wasn't necessary even then one could simply just leave the photo to dry naturally\n\n>However in the 1970s Polaroid introduced their third generation of cameras such as the SX70 among others that used a new and now iconic square format integral film where shaking or really doing anything at all other than waiting for the picture to finish developing was entirely unnecessary\n\n>People continued to shake the Polaroid pictures back and forth in the air until the picture finished developing seemingly blissfully unaware that this is entirely unnecessary and even potentially counterproductive to the ultimate successful development",
"To be real means to be an element of a system, Carnap said. Following this words the meaning of a thing (ens) is derived from practical use within a linguistic framework rather then being something transcendent. Hence the points have a algorithmical meaning as they count and keep a score within a certain 'language game', a social meaning as They are valued by certain humans (elements in their own right) as parameters displaying social status, reliability, fitness or intelligence and even a existential meaning as the constructor of the framework Will often depend on the survival of Its creation. ",
"Well the difference is in what he said.. did you not read?.. \"Instead of helping me they took this picture\".\n\nThis is the kind of shit I do to my girlfriend's kids when they can't figure out basic problems. We play video games, they don't read any of the instructions then wonder why they can't do what they want to do.. \n\nThe loading screens in between every death or warp or anything in Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and Nioh.. An item pops up with its name and a detailed description of what it does.. They read the name ONLY.. Then look at me and say \"Hey Joe what does an elixer do?\"\n\n\"I DONT KNOW, STUPID, ITS ON THE FUCKING TV. WHY DONT YOU READ WHAT IT SAYS??\"",
"/r/fakealbumcovers",
"Reminds me of the time my mate busted his knee open skateboarding. His dad got him, and swung by the house before going to the hospital to grab the camera to take some pics.",
"I like your cap of 1980",
"In 1983 I got my body stuck in the back of a stroller basket, and my parents also took a photo instead of helping haha",
"PLOT TWIST: OP had their own child stick their head between the fences after dressing them in period appropriate clothes, applied a filter and fooled the internet. \n\nAnd nobody would ever know....\n\n",
"I'm really on the fence about this, you can't just do two puns in one comment, but they were two very good puns. I'm torn.",
"That’s Awesome ",
"Wild guess, this occurred right after your father said \"Don't stick your head in there, it will not come back out!\" and you did it anyway. Another wild guess, you never stuck your head in another fence again, did you?",
" wouldn’t op only be like 40 something now? He said he’s in sixties in another comment.",
"Film shop guy probably got a laugh as well",
"38 years later\n4 families have moved in and out of the house. But i still remain in the fence",
"Instead of helping you? So you're still in the fence or did someone else help you? If someone else helped you, was it Lassie?",
"Today, I was at a synchronized swimming competition and a kid got her knee stuck in the bleachers. It was a lot like this, expect the police, fire, and ambulance all showed up. \n",
"Same thing happened to me in '97",
"You made it clear you didn’t know the difference when you made your first comment.",
"There were living in 2017",
"awww! look at your wittle face?l lmao",
"That happened to my girlfriend when she was younger, but on their stairs railing. It’s one of the first family stories I heard, and they told it with such glee. She wasn’t happy when I showed this to her lol.",
"Back in the day, you had to go back in the house, find the camera, check to see if there was film, go to the store to buy film, take the picture, get the picture developed to make sure it came out ok. And only THEN could you pry the kid’s head out.",
"Polaroid camera?",
"They probably told her not to stick her head between the fences but she did it anyways.",
"Same. In 1981. There’s a photo somewhere of me too. ",
"From an old person, yes we took pictures of funny things, especially of our kids even though there was nowhere to post. ",
"Your parents were before their time.",
"It’s got to be a photo of someone who is not an only child. \n\nThey’ve been through this before. They know how it ends. ",
"More like a week back then.",
"About fifteen years ago when I was six years old I was in a similar situation where my head was stuck between the metal railing on our front porch like this. Being as it was metal, it wasn't as easy to break like wood to slide my head from between the rails. So my parents did the logcal thing and called 911. The fire department along with two firetrucks and the police showed up, parked in front of my house, and came up to my porch to assess my situation. They decided it was best to saw the railing from one side to create space for me to slide my head out. Next thing I know a fireman has a powersaw inches away from my face sawing the rail in order to set me free. A few minutes later I was finally out Probably one of the more eventful days of my childhood. I have a picture of my head stuck that my parents took around somewhere I'll have to find haha.",
"You should re-enact this photo now and post it.",
"Isn't nearly as bad as the picture my mom took of me strangling to near death as i fell out of a tree and my hood got stuck to a branch, inevitably choking me for minutes before her and my sister finally helped me off the tree. #WTF",
"Was it turned into a Christmas card ?",
"Yes I totally have a headache please euthanise me.",
"The 80's were harsh times.",
"r/oldschoolcool",
"That's fucking hilarious. My parents would have done the exact same. ",
"Can understand, in 1995 ",
"The good ole days when parents let their kids solve their own problems all while using that nice Kodak film.\n ",
"Salti boi ",
" A ld zzz aaaqp",
"When I was a kid, I wondered if my head would fit in an extended suitcase handle. It did fit... But, it worked like a barb on a fishing hook and when I tried to move my head out of the handle, my ears wouldn’t go backwards out of the handle. I don’t remember how I got out, but It’ll always be a scarring memory that my family will never let me forget.",
"“Oh wait, we’re out of film ... lemme run down to Walgreen’s real quick”",
"Shi-thead is about to stick his head through the fence again.",
"Parents are dicks. (source: am parent)",
"If they didn’t help you’d still be there...",
"My daughter did the same but I did not take a photo.",
"My sister was babysitting once, and she had this exact thing happen to the kid she was babysitting, except it was the banister of the stairs! Her bright idea was to put butter all over the brat's head, lol! He really did deserve it, though. He was so rude!",
"'GET OFF THE FENCE!'\n\nI can't.",
"Your parents were ahead of their times. ",
"r/theydidthemonstermath",
"He is the Senate.",
"And now you're on the front page of internet!!\n\nP.s: I'd make this my tinder profile picture if I had a picture like this because this pretty much explains my life.",
"I assume you don't have kids. If you did, you'd realize that you would have done exactly the same thing.",
"How does this post of yours make you believe they are a liar at all? ",
"*pssssst*\n\n(that’s not OP)",
"Yeah I’m pretty sure there is one of me too when I was like 3 or 4. Lol",
"thats clearly a gate. quit being a pussy and open it.",
"Kids do some weird shit, man.",
"\"Oh, no, we're out of film. Gotta go to the store. Wait, here, kiddo.\"",
"But did you die?",
"Sort of similar, I was the parent. I had locked my youngest in a closet unintentionally while playing, she was 4. Took of the handle, no dice, hinges removed no help....documented with photos. Ended up demolishing the door to get her out. Mamma was not happy about any of it. ",
"Similar story happened to me... small town, train station, metal bars, got my head stuck as the train arrived... conductor had to stop the train for 10 min until my parents figured it out. Years later something similar happened while I was catching the train and someone pointed out that it wasn't the first time.",
"I feel for ya buddy. The year was 1985 and I’m a young dumb kid. I’m playing outside by myself because I’m an only child at this point. It’s winter and snow is everywhere. I walk past one of my parents vehicles and notice a nice covering of snow over the trailer hitch. Young and dumb me is thinking, “Wow, that looks like a snow cone!” So, I do what any dumb five year old without parental supervision would do and I lick that trailer hitch. Well, my tongue stuck to that like flies to a fly trap. I screamed with all my might (hard to do with your tongue stuck to a trailer hitch) but my cries fell on deaf ears. My parents were in the basement butchering deer because...well they hunted and stuff and we lived on a farm. Eventually I tired of screaming and I just ripped my tongue right off that hitch. I learned all about a new level of pain as I painted the snow crimson. Thank god their wasn’t a camera near by but that memory was burned in nonetheless. ",
"Yeah i think that happened to me in 1966. Some things never change.",
"Did you ever get your head out? ",
"They were ahead of their time.",
"Lol get rekt",
"P0",
"No one helped anyone get a head out something without taking a picture first this happened to me as well. I got my head stuck in the stair way rails at home and there's a whole video of it lol. ",
"I had a similiar thing, except ir was my brother and i took a photo every 30 minutes for a school project. I lost it and the neighbour found it and returned it... no questions asked...",
"Where's Mr. Beauregard when you need him?",
"Its actually a gate that he closed on himself, is why.",
"rekt kid\n",
"> You mean \"in addition to helping me my parents took this photo.\"\n\nPlenty of parents harass and mock or outright sabotage instead of helping, so the OP might well have meant what they said. Extremely rude of you to insist that they must've necessarily meant something else.",
"Quick color [correction](https://imgur.com/a/vIj1N)",
"My brother once put his leg through one of my mom's amish made chairs. My dad told him\"sorry, we'll have to cut it off because you mom will never let us cut the chair.\"",
"And here we are.. 38 years later.. And you're posting this from that fence on a mobile",
"r/raisedbynarcissists",
"I ain’t reading that.",
"r/donthelpjustfilm",
"Top marks to your parents. ",
"It was the start of the Reddit revolution ",
"If this happened in 2018 there would be a call to CPS and you'd be getting ready to meet your new foster parents. ",
"Dude do you know the fashion in 80's? Over the top spray net and they look like an anti christ punk",
"Twiiiist and pull",
"So, you think they just left OP there to fend for himself?",
"All he need is a small loan",
"One lady is the mom. The other lady is the sister or aunt. You decide who's who.",
"Calling CPS in 1980. Now that's funny. ",
"Nah it was still a thing just involved more walking and talking to people. Really inefficient but they made it work ",
"The exact same thing happened to me. Only it was '95 ish. ",
"You can thank them now",
"What is this?",
"What is this?",
"This went from funny to unsettling real quick",
"I like this",
"It doesn't really. Amputate means to cut off a limb, what they meant here was decapitate.",
"I think the real crime here is the haircut.",
"Typical millennial lol",
"Orange you glad they did",
"And only after all of this helped the poor soul ",
"Or mailed them in. There were mail in photo labs that were cheaper than the local places.",
"I had a similar event where I was hanging from a seesaw and by the time my parents got the camera my foot slipped out and I fell",
"Damn, my brother got into the same situation as a kid in a slide we put in our garden. And yep, sure enough they pulled the camera out first.",
"They were thinking ahead for the photo montage for your wedding reception! My lord it’s funny. I bet you folks have lots of laughs.",
"A guy I work with got his head stuck in a fence at Disneyland because he was fascinated by a groundskeeper and decided he needed to get a better look. As he was screaming to get out, his Dad nonchalantly remarked, \"Well that's it, they're just gonna have to chop off your head\".",
"Yeah I looked through it wondering if I was missing something. ",
"Howd u get out lol",
"And well they should.",
"One time I commented saying how a photo was really cool looking. I got 20 downvotes, and replies saying I was a karma whore. \n\nI don't understand Reddit sometimes.",
"How of-fence-ive.",
"Your parents were ahead of their time.",
"I believe you, it’s just jarring to see the differences between the way you type compared to my parents and extended family, who still use eight exclamation points for every sentence and often forget to shut off capslock.\n\nProps, my dude. I hope I am whatever the hip equivalent to you will be when I’m 60.",
"Wow. The long con karma conspiracy.",
"And it took 37 years to pay off. Tell your parents \"cheers from Reddit.\"",
"Kids...\n\nWhen I was slightly younger than that poor guy, I found a [this type of lynchpin](http://cobrapro.co.uk/shop/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=65) somewhere, and it being spring operated, when playing with it I managed to somehow get some of my stomach skin pinched between the pin and the ring. \n\nAt that point I could have done the thing blindingly obvious to any adult and just pried it open, but the pain somehow shorted out my brain, and I ran for help from my parents instead. \n\nSo, I ran into the living room, wailing in pain and pointing at my belly. After the initial shock, both my parents, and the roomfull of their friends who'd come to visit without me noticing found the whole thing extremely amusing. ",
"I stayed there for about 10 minutes and tried to act calm, panicked eventually and just pulled myself out as hard as I could. I cut my ear pretty badly.",
"When I get to fifty jabillion I expect you all to elect me President for Life, Chief Dorito, and Public Proconsul of the Great State of Mississippi.\n\nMy first act will be to ban the MIssissppi state flag and replace it with a dead possum nailed to a two by four.",
"It looks like a polaroid insta photo.",
"They wouldn't move. They're trained to resist obvious diversions.",
"Well, I bet that taught you a valuable lesson: did you ever stick your head where it didn't belong again?\n\nNope? didn't think so.",
"At least you didnt make the news \n\n*\"Local boy gets head stuck in the royal palace gates\"*",
"I assure you that everything about you is horrific enough to earn upvotes.",
"lol priceless 😂",
"wat",
"T'reason for t'season, yer.",
">waited 3 days\n\nActually, in the 1980s, you could get your film developed in [one day](https://goo.gl/images/Tucnkp) which later improved to [one hour.](https://goo.gl/images/6moa8w)",
"> They had to get lard to help me out...\n\nTo hell with THAT! Way too messy... Just get a car jack and separate the bars a little bit… Helluva lot easier, less mess, less possibility of hurting the kid.\n\nSource: Me, former paramedic who had to remove a surprising number of kids from such misfortunes.",
"Didn't you know? u/azhillbilly is a world-class contortionist and has had a long career of doing barrel stunts, including: dropping of off each waterfall at Niagara Falls more than once, including 3 drops off Horseshoe Falls alone, operating a recreation of the Turtle submersible from the American Revolutionary War, travelling the whole length of the Mississippi River sealed in a barrel, and holding the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent rolling in a barrel during an attempted world record for log rolling a barrel with a person inside.",
"Snapping four or five pictures of your sister beforehand so as not to waste the rest of the roll before reloading.",
"Should've down the truffle shuffle like they asked",
"My head got stuck between the crib when I was a baby. Hahahaha.",
"They're probably seeing it on the phones of everyone else in the old folks home right now.",
"What a couple of a-holes.",
"Lifeguard here. You know that stage some boys go through where they grow a foot and have to relearn body coordination? We had a kid like that come visit with a church group. He tried to throw himself down the (enclosed) slide and *destroyed* his forehead in the process by not realizing how tall he was.\n\nAnyway, church group mentor walks him over to me with her hand on his forehead. She lifts her hand and...hah. Yeah.\n\nPoor kid was like, \"I'm not going to need stitches am I!?!\"\n\nWell kid, yah see, that's not my call (*internal snicker*), but you're definitely gonna need to go to the doctor for this one.\n\nYeah. 46 stitches on that one.",
"Because you look like you only need to crawl backwards to open the gate, but you didn't, so they had time to get a camera. ",
"The one in the bath robe or the one in the dress?",
"This thread is hilarious",
"Plot twist: They had stuck a lollipop on the other side of the fence so that he would stick his head through the fence and get stuck for the photo op. These parents were way ahead of their time.",
"OP did your parents eventually help? Did passerby’s release you? Are you still stuck?!",
"\\**groan*\\*",
"You're lucky you didn't shoot your eye out!",
"Thats some quality parenting right there. ",
"And got double prints. One to share with Grandpa so he can laugh at him too!",
"YOU have amazing teeth",
"My little sister got her head caught in a turnstile at Canadian Tire when she was around five. Wish we took pictures before getting help",
"Word.",
"Same thing happened to me but with a staircase.... what’s with the curiosity at that age to put your head through two bars?",
"Come to think of it she got her head stuck in her bedframe around the same age too",
"🎵***What. Is. This.***🎸🎶 ",
"If it's 2018, parents crying on facebook",
"Honey grab the camera... juniors at it again! 🤣",
"truly ahead of their time",
"r/oldschoolcruel",
"I'm in my late 40's. Your parents went out of their way to get their hands on a camera of some sort. Hopefully your wait wasn't overlong. Luckily when we are that young, we don't remember specific details!!",
"Bath robe is mom.\n\nSister in the dress.\n\nBrother or dad is filming.",
"Nah, that’s the mother’s sister feeling pretty smug that she didn’t have kids.",
"/r/futureworldleaders",
"God, that's better than what my mom would do. She'd flick our temples _incredibly_ hard and then point out that the boo-boo didn't hurt so much by comparison.",
"A Kodak moment.",
"My parents did the same for a lot of photos, except they had to find the [flash](https://i.imgur.com/oGbOCUy.png) first, and hope it had some flashes left on it. ",
"Well it does work for somethings.",
"Yep, they laughed and let you hang. Sorry 'bout that. Everything ok?",
"Are you still stuck?",
"They will like snap chat ",
"I love hanging out with my niece and I'm great with her when she's around. So much to the point my parents are telling me I need one of my own.\n\n\nNo. No I do not. I enjoy the play time. But fuck having to deal with the poopy diapers alone. Then all the other things you have to do for them. I barely feed myself.",
"Would make a great album cover ",
"I haven't laughed so hard all day. Classic. ",
"Is it bad I find the photo adorable? ",
"Omg 🤣🤣🤣",
"To be fair, they probably wanted proof of how dumb their kid was when later in life he'd complain about them. ",
"You'll understand when you have kids.",
"This is very true. \n\nThey are located in very different specific locations, to not get the parts confused. \n\nSource: Anatomistologeist",
"And he's still there to this very day.",
"[Curves adjusted](https://i.imgur.com/UYlIHwT.jpg)\n\nJust a bit color correction, used phone so no high quality. ",
"Fuck those toys, I'm befuddled enough by my own set of keys, any time one of them threads its way through the keyring I wind up sitting there tugging at it to get it to fall in line with the other keys.",
"Haha this was my first thought when seeing this",
"It's like they knew Reddit would come one day. ",
"I have a photo similar to this. My younger sister was upset with me when we were young and we were on vacation in Florida in a pool. I was laying in the shallow end and my younger sister doggy paddled to my older sister (I'm the middle child and only boy, I know it sucked) and told her \"I can make Curtis cry\" and my older sister said \"do it\" she swam to me and I greeted her with a \"hello\" and the evil in her eyes Beemed down upon me and stomped right on my berries. I immediately started yelling and crying and my parents came by and started snapping pictured before asking if I was okay.. story of my life!",
"/r/oldschoolcruel",
"My friend's sister got her head stuck in a turnstile one in the mall. They had to getting shopping security or maintenance to come and un-assemble it to set her free.",
"Why didnt you just slide a card between the lock?",
"Serves you right. Bet you won't do that again. ",
"Someone call /r/OldSchoolNotCool ",
"In a “let’s help him!” aay or a “he’s trying to breach the castle and kill our 4,000 year old reptilian shape shifter queen!” way?",
"Your parents are savage!!!",
"Parents then. Parents now. The same. ",
"They just were very forward thinking people and knew how many up-votes you'd get for posting it years later. Best parents ever!\n",
"Reminds me of that black-metal band. When he found his singer who shot himself in a cottage, the first thing he did was to get a camera and rearrange some items to shoot a photo. ",
"Every mother I knew was never more than 30 seconds away from a white Polaroid camera with a little rainbow stripe on it. ",
"As soon as I saw that you had 5 siblings, I had a feeling you had to be older than 50. I know it's a complete stereotype, but I don't know many people under 40 with more than 2 siblings....and shit, I was raised Catholic.",
"> So, you think they just left OP there to fend for himself?\n\nPossibly. That would be one way for what the OP said to have happened. Not the only way.\n\nP.S. Your straw man is ridiculous.",
"Karma long game. ",
"Exactly. It even looks staged, with the kid's reaction. OP you karma whorin' sonofa...",
"You inspired the baby jessica hysteria. ",
"Oldschooluncool",
"80’s parents gave zeros lol",
"I have a nearly identical family photo from the same era, and a few dents in my skull as a reminder.",
"Think of all the internet points they missed out on.",
"Push. ",
"Your dad is the human WebMD.",
"You certainly haven't met any indian parents.",
"Almost Oldschoolcool ",
"Lol.even better would be if they left you there",
"Shouldn't need any lube. As /u/azhillbilly said, if he pulls his knees to his chest he should be fine. It looks like he has room to pull his arms inside to pull harder.",
"Well back in those days the police and fire brigade took a lot longer to arrive.",
"Smart parents",
"they did the right thing",
"As a MN Vikings American football fan, I feel like that kid...been stuck for years.",
"It's getting harder and harder to even find somewhere that develops film. Honestly the decline may have started with digital cameras, I'm certain that my mom has hundreds of pictures stored on CDs that are never looked at..\n\nOn the other hand, they still make instant Polaroids! Been wanting to one of those. ",
"Username checks out. \nIn other news, need help out of there, buddy?",
"Reminds me of a joke about a friend, a goat, and it's head stuck in a fence. \n\nDo you remember why you did that?",
"That my friend is good parenting!",
"And the camera exposure could take as long as 15 minutes back in those days.",
"When I was a child I was having dinner with my friend and dad at a busy pizza place. I was tilting one of those flimsy plastic chairs back and as I set all the legs back down, the front legs collapsed and wedged my head in between the table and the backrest of the chair. One of the back legs was pushing into a large women’s ass who was sitting at the table behind me and trapped me in an unfortunate position... If only camera phones were a common thing back then, I might be reddit famous now too.",
"Yeah...that’s what happens when you become a parent. You take pictures for not only memories...but to document all the dumb shit your kids do.",
"Your parents made the right decision",
"Thats parenting done right !",
"well it's not impossible that they already had the camera on them",
"With a little help, you'll get through it. ",
"You deserved it...you little shit! Lol hahahahaha",
"I would have done the same thing lol",
"My parents had to butter me out of a flower pot I'd managed to wedge myself into at my grandparents house when I was about six. ",
"Talk about a run on sentence.",
"Yeah of course man, it's called having hobbies. You have near no clue neither what age anyone online could be. ",
"Someone pull this kid up.",
"Are u still there?",
"They say he’s still stuck with his head in the fence to this day...",
"In the early 2000's I got my head stuck in a revolving door in a Chicago mall (the one with the Lego Store). The Fire Department had to get me out. Also, revolving doors can now go the opposite way in an emergency. ",
"This wouldn't be totally admissible in TIFU.",
"Lol beautiful ",
"Of course I do born in 72 here ",
"I can’t believe you just had to explain that.",
"Then they kept it safe for decades so they could continue to laugh at their dumbass kid",
"Your parents were millenials before they were a thing. ",
"Whatever but they click the nice pic so that you can see in future this adorable photos taken by your parents.\n",
"r/oldschoolfool",
"You still got yer hat on. Yer good. Lol",
"Was the fence okay? I hope it wasn't damaged?",
"To be fair, it isn't like you were going anywhere.",
"I once got a tic-tac stuck in my ear.",
"This is a repost",
"This is my dads response to any crisis. no he’s not a doctor, he’s just a dad.",
"When I was 3 I got hit in the head with a large toy truck at kindergarten and got a big gash on my forehead. My parents came to pick me up and my dad goes \"wow, that's gonna need stitches\", and I freak the fuck out and scream \"NOOO don't put my head through the sewing machine\".\n\nStill have the scar, right at my hairline.",
"He grew in height while he was in that position which made him go stuck ",
"I remember that \"Emergency!\" episode.",
"Legend has it that op is still stuck in the fence waiting for his parents to help him.. ",
"This happened to me when I was 5 years old. Our neighbor had a dog, so I would squeeze through the paneling in the fence to play with him. My head ended up getting stuck once, and I started screaming. The dog got scared and ran away from me, the fire department came and had a good laugh, my parents had a good laugh, and they still make fun of me about it and I'm 32 years old now and married. But nobody had a cell phone or a camera so I've got that going for me. Sorry they caught your unfortunate incident on film.... =) ",
"Adjusting for inflation, that's... 20,389 upvotes.\n\nWe'll put it in the evening edition.",
"Wonder years, lol",
"Kids in a stressful situation take anyone laughing at them in a negative way - no comprehension required.",
"How did you get out?",
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"Depends, a lot of parents in the 80-90s would keep a disposable camera with them to catch moments with their kids, often in their fanny pack :\\^]",
"Emperor.",
"So you are trying to act as if someone didn't pull this portion of unattached fence apart far enough for you to stick your head in and have this picture taken? Clearly there is no possible way your head fit between the pickets without having done this. Shame on you! Kharma is a two-edged sword son...",
"This is why people of all ages really need to watch Leave It To Beaver.",
"That would be me as a parent I won’t lie ",
"Unluckily we did not get him out earlier than the weed whacker guy got here by means of",
"The Joke's on you.... It was a gate.",
"Since your parents only took a photo and didn't help, I'm going to imagine that you've been stuck in that fence for 38 years. ",
"And unpack some film and load it, wind it, screw on the lens, take off the lens cap, focus, check the light meter and aperture, and THEN shoot. Hell it's amazing we have any childhood photos from this era.\n",
"\"You got your head stuck pretty good they, eh guy\"",
"Lol shut the fuck up you dumb dildo",
"This happened to me too! I was wearing a sweatshirt when I dislocated my shoulder. The EMTs looked at each other and one said \"Yep. We'll have to take the arm.\" Nooo. ",
"\"Martha.. go to that corner store and get a film roll real quick\"",
"She was a pistol! A hot ticket!",
"I got my head stuck in a chair at McDonald's. Be thankful you didn't have to have firefighters come pull you out after the picture",
"Ugh, that was the worst. Sometimes you would take BS pictures just to get it developed sooner. ",
"r/WhyWereTheyFilming",
"[r/DaddyIssuesClub](https://www.reddit.com/r/daddyissuesclub)",
"Old school, not cool.",
"1. Don’t call me Shirley\n\nAnd B, of course they took food to her. They’re not stevedores.",
"Best way to teach someone: utter and outright shame. \n\nI bet you never did that again.",
"That's why there's rules these days about how far apart fence slats can be. I forget the exact dimensions, but you either have to make it so wide that a head placed between the slats won't get stuck, or narrow enough that there's no way a kid's head would fit between them.\n\nIn your case, however, it looks like the problem was the fence was broken.",
"I feel bad that happened to you, so have an upvote!",
"* OPs parents hug “I’m so glad we had children, Linda.”",
"do you want us to call 911?",
"Did somebody triple dog dare you?",
"Hey you have to make sacrifices in this case it was for karma ",
"Great parenting!!!",
"The car jack was two towns away. Everybody has lard in their pocket. Except for Dale Gribble",
"I'm fairly new to fatherhood; I have a 3yr old and a 2mo old.\n\nSeeing something like this, you never know how you're going to react if put in the same situation. All I can do is hope that, should that day ever come, I am as courageous as your saintly parents.",
"I ended up like this the first party I ever went to in highschool... Puking through the railing of the second floor balcony, they had to call my older brother to come get me unstuck and bring me home",
"It is one of those wedding photo pictures. They knew what they were doing.",
"Plus there’s only a few states that have that acronym to begin with",
"I think it would be \"tourist\" not \"local\" ",
"OP’s parents were either media geniuses or time traveling karma collectors. Either way, I hope that OP respects the internet points that his intergalactic life givers have provided.",
"Parents have been trolling their kids since time immemorial",
"how did lil xan get stuck in a fence?",
"This is a typical premise for a porn scene. Be glad they just snapped a pic! ",
"This happened to a calf recently when I was on a farm. This kid (I think also 4) came up to us and said they were going to amputate to get it free. We thought that was funny because it obviously would kill the calf. In the end that's what happened though.",
"State senator. ",
"Little did they know that taking a picture first was a trend that was going to explode in popularity!",
"They must have eventually helped, which is all that matters. UNLESS... you made this post from that fence! Signal if you need help. ",
"This would have been taken with the intention of adding it to a photo board to display on OP's 18th or 21st birthday (depending on region i guess)",
"Not yet.",
"That child's name? Albert Einstein.",
"/r/keto\n",
"R/oldschoolcool",
"There's the old saying \"Never piss off your mother. She has your baby photos, and she's not afraid to use them...\"",
"attractive nuisances have to be documented. \n\nOPs parents were lawyers. ",
"I fell and fumbled down the great Great Sand Dunes and my dad did the same thing. Used a whole film canister on me rolling and tumbling... Miss that man.",
"Call the fire department!\n\nYou know they won’t come here anymore!",
"It's hard to get your neck stuck in another fence while you're still stuck in the previous one. To this day OP has never exited the fence.",
"When they fall down, break their hips and cannot get back up, show them this picture.",
"Must not have been installed when I was little. Add me to the list. Got my head stuck between bars in the line for the Alice in Wonderland ride. Took a bunch of guys to bend the bars and get me out.",
"\"Mister Simpson, are you still holding on to the can of pop?\"",
"Wow! It happened to me too! But they called the firemen to pull me out :)\nNice parents, nice... ;)",
"I bet you never did it again.",
"It’s a funny staged photo, I guess. But anyone who has ever been around a gate like this realizes that you would only have to push the gate open. It is obviously a “Put your head in between the gate and close the door. We will pretend like you were stuck for a photo” moment.",
"As the old saying goes - \"Never piss off your mother. She has your baby photos and she's not afraid to use them...\"",
"Me too when I was 8! Hello fellow dumbass :) ",
"It makes it funnier when you picture them running back into I the house to look for the camera ",
"Isn't that a gate and not a fence? ",
"Your parents are my type of people",
"At my small city FD, we usually get two or three calls a year for these types of things. Last one was some kid with his head stuck in the leg hole of a shopping cart seat. It pretty much makes their day every time they go to one lol.",
"I got my head stuck in a metal fence before, I was in 4th grade and the fence had vertical vars, now the bad part is the school lunch had windows that you can see outside and to the top of a little hill where the fence was across the whole lunch on a wall. I decided to climb the hill, which is normal. And then I had the Idea to get my fance tro the fence, well needless to say the middle schoolers came lunch and laugh me all day trough the window, then the fire rescue came, laugh me up in my face a whole lot and cut the bars off, my head was in good.",
"My brother got his ears stuck in three fence right outside the dumbow ride at Disney land. The firefighters had to come. Oh the irony!",
"There must be a subreddit for this.",
"\"why doesn't jenny visit anymore Bill\"\n\n...Slowly points to picture on the wall....\n\n*sighs*",
"Looks like nothing has changed since then.",
"Vodeo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ",
"Don't blame me, I voted for Biggus Dickus!",
"\"Say all you kids, time for a little history lesson. In the good old days, when someone was bad, they locked them in a 'pillory' so their head was stuck. Then all the locals had fun throwing rotten fruit at them while they were stuck. Now don't you kids get any ideas while I go looking for my jack...\"",
"Your parents are awesome",
"Why not do it the reddit way and repost this",
"Well, they did help you afterall... ",
"Lol those tears",
"Your parents did the right thing ",
"Some say OP is still there to this day.",
"1980?? Damn i probably wasn’t even thought about yet.",
"Is that a Volvo. ",
"Best title I've ever read ",
"You have to say it louder, maybe they will hear you in the past.",
"I got stuck in drawer in a dresser and my mom saw me and they went to grab the camera before helping me out she still thinks it is funny to this day and I don’t ",
"Where is the snow?",
"r/oldschoolsad ",
"That's just not true. We had \"compact\" cameras then. Obviously not as small as they are today, but they weren't huge bricks.\nMy mom had hers in her purse at all times. ",
"Haha I like your parents ",
"OMG, I didn’t realize that was a real sub Reddit. Thought I was making a joke. ",
"I'm born in 1980, lets celebrate together 🍻 ",
"The other day my son shat his diaper during his nap and proceeded to silently rub his defecation on the crib, the wall, the sheets, and more importantly his self. He had poo around his mouth, in his ears, and everywhere else. I didn't take pictures of that poo covered child.... Not at all. I'm now regretting my decision to protect his.... Whatever. Shitpocolypse happened and I'm not gonna lie about it in the future. ",
"You weren't in immediate danger. I as a parent would have done the same. Plus the extra seconds there would have made you think never to do that again lol",
"Lookin like an alt rock album cover. ",
"Literaly the very first thing i thought when i saw this! Troll parents are troll xD",
"Toddler neighbor kid did this in the 90s. His mom was freaking out and called another neighbor, a seasoned mom of 3 older boys. Other mom goes “Relax. Obviously, he is breathing. Now go get your camera, because this will be hilarious later.”",
"That's probably it. That's how I almost had to escape the bathroom once (fortunately key was found)",
"You're divided. That was a lot.",
"Feel your pain man! But there is no pic of me getting stuck in a rocking chair. ",
"WORLDSTAAAAAR!!",
"Did they use to deliver pizza 🍕 at home in 1993? ",
"Happened to my brother when he was little. We thought we would have to bend the railings or break them in some way but my aunt was over and had small enough hands and the sense to pull his giant ears back and get him out.",
"More than three. They showed that to friends and family. The likes they got were worth more than clicking some shitty button that now has a bunch of confusing emojis.",
"we're gonna need that pic now",
"You're either Swedish, of Swedish descent or just really trying hard to become an honorary citizen. ",
"Parenting 101",
"You're folks were the original SAVAGE AF! ",
"They had to run back into the house and get a real camera. Back then today’s technology was still sci-fi.",
"You're lucky they didn't call the local priest over to help",
"Hello gramps.",
"Wow you’re old ",
"Lol god you’re dull. Get fucked you dipshit. ",
"Jackie Zebrowski?",
"Parents of the year!",
"OP's parents realized how stupid is their kid. They were sure he will die in next 10-12 years because of stupidity. So they took a pic as a reminder.",
"> bro starts bawling hysterically. \n\nBeing physically trapped is one of the worst feelings in the world.",
"Yeah this, don't leave us in suspense. \n\nPlus I have had my head stuck in a fence for 20 years and would like to know some tips how you got free.",
"Legs/arms in shopping carts, especially the ones with steering wheels- so frequently.",
"You where in 1980, your parents where in 2018",
"It's treason, then.",
"The house I grew up in was a \"raised ranch\", so the living room and hallway area were open to the lower floors. When we moved in there were no railings, so my parents bought furniture to essentially line the open floor to keep us kids from failing off it. For a couple years there were no problems. Finally my parents could afford to put railings up. My mom turns her head to put my sister and I on the bus, and when she turns back around my brother got his head stuck in the railing. She did the same, took a photo before getting him un-stuck. The running joke continues to be that there were no problems until they actually installed the railings. ",
"[Color corrected.](https://i.imgur.com/Ir4OdZJ.jpg)",
"Me samething except it was my finger stuck i a hole in my dads truck engine. Had to call the rescue squad but i got in the paper!",
"Did you ever get out?",
"To be fair, I've considered this at 40.\n\nI had friends who did it when they were 12, however. ",
"That probably felt pretty O-fence-ive. \nBadum-ts",
"Rip OP who is probably still stuck there since his parents didn't help him ",
"You wouldn't have gotten the karma if they helped, you ungrateful fuck. ",
"WOW! I thought I was alone: When I was a kid I got my head stuck between two metal bars. My parents had to ask a sturdy guy from the neighbor to bend the bars to get my head out. I remember they all had their (friendly) laugh before helping me too. But hey it’s a good story, for all of us.",
"Lmao I also got my head stuck in the railing of our patio. My parents also decided to take a picture, I just can’t find the damn thing ",
"You had it comin'.",
"Way to go, Fence-head!",
"Yes it is true. I know this is shocking news. People used to take funny picture before the internet.",
"When I was about 3 or 4, I handcuffed my hands to my feet. My mom laughed, took pictures, and called my dad to ask where the keys were. He had them on him and I had to wait three hours for him to get home to unlock them. \n\nNeedless to say that picture comes out basically every time we go home for the holidays. ",
"Does the fact that your parents clearly didn't love you still haunt you today?",
"at 35 years old, i nearly recreated this photo yesterday, except that i would have been indoors, sticking my head through the upstairs banister in order to get a better angled view for my cut-in. \n\n(our never-ending home improvement project has been painting the upstairs, which includes an open, high up/down staircase. yes, i have one of those ladders that can stand on two different stair levels, yet there are still those few moments where it's just too much of a bother to set up the ladder for a good view from below, which leads to me finding myself in said above situation)",
"Wow. You being in your 60s means your father started practicing at least 60+ years ago. I wonder how was his typical day as a physician back then",
"As a father of a 9 months old, I can confirm this is standard procedure:\n\n1. Gather evidence \n2. Save the day",
"But did you get out?",
"My buddy did this in the gate at six flags in New Jersey. I didn't know about it until I went over to his house and his mother had it framed. Same damn face!!! I don't really talk to him anymore but I'd love to see that picture again. ",
"Same thing happened to me, I need to find that picture now ",
"The thumbnail looked like a glass of pilsner at first... Huh",
"The 80s were a wild time.",
"I can’t tell if this is serious but we definitely had pizza delivery in 1993 where I am, though depending on the place you had to have a home phone/couldn’t call from a payphone.\n I remember my favorite nights as a kid were the weekend nights my mom had off and we rented a VHS and ordered either pizza or Chinese(though the Chinese place didn’t deliver) and stayed in. \n",
"Lil pump.\n\nI'll let myself ou...",
"Are you wearing a Patriots Jersey?",
"Is that a fucking Subaru? ",
"They did the right thing.",
"This should be the kind of post in /r/blunderyears ",
"So, how’d you get your head out in the end? ",
"Mine too! Also, my every ”it hurts when I do this” was answered with ”don’t do that then”. Thanks dr. dad.",
"All rights reserved",
"OldSchoolCruel",
"Walking webMD",
"I've got a PhD in legology and can confirm this guy knows what he's talking about.",
"Back around kindergarten age my sister and I had found a way to get stuck in a tree nursery in my back yard. My mom saw us and decided \"before I save you, I gotta get footage\" and proceeded to tape us yelling that we we're stuck in the mud. Karma came back to bite her tho when she too got stuck trying to save us.",
"I too got my head stuck in the fench of Buckingham palace. Some guards came and helped my parents get me out. I think their used too it.",
"tax returns too",
"You still stuck there?",
"Mom got the camera. She sure did lol.",
"Life lesson, boy. Don't stick your head where it doesn't belong.",
"I’ve never understand those who over punctuate while texting/on social media, or if you’re like my mom never learn how to text like an adult (no leaving out transitional verbs, no punctuation, etc- while being SO SLOW that it’s frustrating to see her type out a message that’s only a few words. \n\nDo you usually write letters, memos, real life things with such excitement!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and why haven’t you been able to fully adapt to using text to communicate well after over decade after it’s been the primary way to talk to others instead of a phone call? It’s amazes me sometimes when I see how some people just cannot adapt and overcome on so many different aspects of life and moving forward with the times. I get we’ve come such a long way in a short amount of time compared to the past, but if a guy (or gal) in their 60s can use Reddit coherently and I wouldn’t think anything of their age by the way they are online, then it is possible for others to simply text like a normal, educated person. ",
"R/OldSchoolUncool",
"r/thisismylifenow",
">”Oh, you think THAT looks cool? Every REAL (photographer/artist/model/house wife with different taste) knows that this is crap. Downvote because you’re opinion is wrong”\n\nWorks with pretty much anything where opinions on things can drastically differ on reddit. ",
"Are you still stuck in the fence? Do you need help?",
"Those are the kind of parents my wife and I try to be. 👍",
"He has a wife, you know.",
"The body, because it's bigger. ",
"They were before their time, knowing their kid would benefit from that sweet sweet karma in the future..",
"that's a mood",
"Is OP still stuck?",
"Not so different from today really. Less specialized perhaps.\n\nWhat was really appalling was looking at *his* old medical books. \n \n\nThere were some from late 1800's. Their ghastly methods and appalling technique are startling for being such a relatively short time ago! \nIirc they didn't even sterilize their amputee equipment as late as the Civil War era. Truly impressive how far health care has come. I would love to see the advances 50 years from now.",
"ok. compression to the neck. got it!",
"Domino's has been delivering pizza since the 60s. Do you really think we didn't have the means to call a pizzeria and them drive a pizza to your house 25 years ago?",
"\"So, you’re my Uncle Joey. Better get used to these bars, kid.”",
"cryptocurrencies will change that. Would you throw pennies at someone for the occasional laugh? We can't do that now due to transaction costs, but I think in the future we will be able to do this",
"Nah you're wasting too many resources, give a laminated copy to each person with Alzheimer's, call them each day and ask them if they've shown your parents that photo yet. ",
"now just a minute",
"Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Robbie Williams went for a night on the town...",
"It's a good thing you've never seen me text then. I have to stick my tongue out the side of my mouth just to do around a word per minute.",
"Have you reminded them that you'll be choosing their care home when they get old?",
"/r/whyweretheyfilming",
"Kit Fisto wasn't ready. :(",
"Turns out the camera was an heirloom too and the OP has to wait there for an hour or two.",
"Are you on mobile? If so, how long did that comment take you to type? Haha",
"just pick up the table and shake him loose, ffs woman.",
"if they were willing to make trips to the drug store they wouldnt have that kid in the first place....",
"That will teach you! When we tell you not to do something there is a reason.",
"Bless them.",
"And to drive to the store to pick up some film.",
"I'm not sure 'lol' is even a word.",
"Give SwiftKey keyboard a try, if you're on android. It makes typing a lot easier. Just disable autocorrect. ",
"They saved up all this reddit karma for you, what great parents.",
"> 1 word now\n\nMeh.",
"Skimming through your story tired as I am, I read it as if you've ordered a pizza while your son was in his crib and got so agitated to wait that he oiled himself up to try and go through the bars.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"It's a real children's problem!",
"It looks like the stopper on the gate is wedged under the stationary fence next to it. As a little kid with not much leverage (or clue) in that position, I suspect he really was stuck.\n\nAnd if not, eh, it gave me a chuckle, so why complain?",
"r/OldSchoolCool",
"Cuz its stuck such that you can't open it either waym",
"and now youre on front page \nyour parents know how it gonna work",
"It was enclose call for him since the parents took so long taking that picture",
"Practice as old as time",
"“There’s no film. I’ll just run to the store, don’t go anywhere”",
"\"Hey Martha, where is my camera? No, it is not on the shelf. You say he is crying? Tell him to be a man and wait a little, I'm busy here. Martha, I found the camera, it was in the attic, have you seen film rolls anywhere? No, these are black and white, they won't do, I want colour film for this. Oh, finally, now I only need to put it in the camera. Ok, all done, is he still there?\"",
"Then throw rotten tomatoes at him to shame him",
"Fuck, I'd still be on the first paragraph. \n\nGoogle voice, worth it's weight in bitcoin! ",
"While you were stuck in 1980 they were living in 2018",
"I can feel his legs cramping up with no way of escaping :(",
"Haha your older then me :)",
"Did they call a photographer or had a camera with them in the house? anyway, good memory for you.",
"Yes, there is a better PR curve when you cut a child's leg off as opposed to their head to free them",
"Guards were snickering and saying to themselves, \"We caught another one!\"",
"So because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting. \n\nHere you go genius:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/RludO (I would have included more of the ID, but frankly I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw my house.\n\nNow get off my lawn, sonny!",
"Stupid cow.",
"They didn't help you? You've been there ever since? ",
"Your parents were ahead of there time. ",
"Reposted, in case you missed my first post (yeah, I don't take kindly to being called a liar, asshole);\n\n> So because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting.\n> \n> Here you go genius:\n> \n> https://imgur.com/a/RludO\n> (I would have included more of the ID, but frankly I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw my house.\n> \n\nOh yeah, I bitcoin also: 1JSEmXC6Jnp9tkFckuxoidY44fV9m3Gf3S\n\n\n> Now get off my lawn, sonny!\n\n",
". . . . But what was the pizza guys reaction ",
"Is that a question?",
"This user posted the same exact post 299 days ago. \nI thought you guys would like to know that.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Jesus dude, really? I own bitcoin (1JSEmXC6Jnp9tkFckuxoidY44fV9m3Gf3S), and a plethora of others. Did I miss the age limit memo?\n\nHow about proving you own bitcoin by showing me your send key?\n\nDon't go away mad junior, just go away.\n\n",
"Lol, I am a 90s kid but growing up with a doctor for a parent transcends all time.",
"It's really not, we all did this back then mate. It's probably why my generation was so willing to adopt social media and smartphones.",
"We had a basenji in 1985. Turns out that they don't bark- THEY SCREAM. Our neighbor came over more than once to see if any of us kids had our head stuck in a fence, because all she could hear were desperate screams. We never did. ",
"This sounds really awesome, can I please see it if you still have a copy?",
"muwhhaahhahhaaa.",
"r/donthelpjustfilm beckons ",
"And if it's anything like my mum's camera from the 80s, when you first turned it on it'd make this noise that would get higher pitched then stop, and you'd have to wait until it stopped and the red light went off (or maybe on? I don't remember) before you could take the photo. Like it had to warm up first before it was ready.",
"Nowadays everybody can take a quick picture with their cellphone. What makes this funny is that back then, your parents had to make a real effort to make you wait for them to get the camera, while you were there stuck. ",
"This happened to me when I was a little kid. I was racing my cousin to my aunt's farm and I knew of a shortcut where I would go under the fence and get there faster. Well this time the metal fence became undone and fell on my ear chopping off a piece of it. The pain was awful. My aunt ended up putting the piece of chopped up ear back into my ear and bandaging it. Well it did glue back together but left a scar. It looks like it has teeth marks from being bitten off. ",
"I have no original thoughts. ",
"It’s a gate, I think.",
"To be fair, I’d do the same. Kids are fucking stupid at the best of times.",
"r/karmaconspiracy",
"Oh shit I remember turnstiles at the grocery store! I'm a little older than you. That's right up there with the gumball and cigarette machines at the entrance. Stuff I'd forgotten completely. Time warp!",
"Holy shit, I just spent 15 minutes defending myself because some dipshit doesn't believe I could be invested in bitcoin, build my own computer or teach that same brother (we got his head out, lol) how to build one! I mean fuck, I don't like getting old, but it doesn't mean you turn retarded.",
"Similar story from me from about ‘88. Porch stairs. I scream for help, Mom goes and grabs the camera to snap a shot. I’m not sure where the photo is but is, but very close to OP, just a bit more of a red faced rage tears vibe. ",
"I never used or saw a digital camera until the late 90s... Not that long ago",
"Take a screenshot and pass it on to your first born....\n\n“In 1980.....and in 2018 my parent used it to get karma on Reddit”",
"This is begging for a 38 years later photo. Are your parents still around?",
"Making memories is more important than a childs immediate comfort.\n",
"60s isn’t that old, anyhow. My parents are in their 60s and I feel like they’re younger than I am. ",
"I actually did post the birth date part of it for some moron that posted below.",
"Mom get the camera.",
"Repost;\n\n> So because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally, we got his head out) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting.\n> \n> Here you go genius:\n> \n> https://imgur.com/a/RludO\n> (I would have included more of the ID, but frankly I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw my house.\n> \n> Now get off my lawn, sonny!",
"Maybe I’ll attempt is later this week! I have a similar hat!",
"I agree, each generation advances some, age vs. health wise.",
"But your parents drove a red Sunbeam Talbot: that’s what’s interesting; it was an unloved car due to bad build quality but at the same time it’s still famous in the rally scene for its achievements in Lotus guise!",
"At least it's a proof that social media doesn't cause the urge, it just enables it as convenient.",
"We are in trouble.",
"Ahem Ahem.........",
"You're not alone, this happened to my sister in the 90s. 'Twas most hilarious. ",
"Way too much reddit time I'm afraid. I actually had a hard time being OK with it because I knew it was slang, but it's so much easier, and I seem to use it a lot.\n\nSometimes I use probly also, still working on that one.",
"Are they still ass holes? ",
"Three days? \n\nYou mean three months, find the film in the drawer, think \"I wonder what this was\" take it to the shop, get 7 photos with \"Quality Control\" stuck on them - have a laugh at the head stuck photo then see 5 pictures of mum, the dog and the car that was to finish off the film!",
"Sorry, didn't mean thi offend a prince! ",
"It's treason then *YAAAGHGAGHHH*",
"Does that make you a millennial ? ",
"I also got stuck in a chair. My grandfather had to cut it off me. I was only a toddler so I can't remember but it was apparently a very nice bentwood chair. I've never lived it down. I am eternally grateful my grandparents didn't own a camera.",
"This photo speaks volumes... On how awesome your parents are ",
"The best was getting spanked for fighting \n\nYOU *smack* WILL *smack* NOT *smack* HIT *smack* OTHER *smack* PEOPLE *smack*",
"That's just, like, your opinion, man. ",
"I see the regret and sadness... ",
"not your typical \"prince\"- just an ordinary bloke going about his business. Anyway Its ok bro.",
"So because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting.\n\nlol, here you go:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/RludO\n \nI know this is a joke but I had to post it below anyway because some dipshit called me out because I build my computers and invest in bitcoin. I just never got the memo there was an age limit on this stuff.",
"Maybe don’t reproduce....",
"Thanks man, I posted proof below for this dickwad. The guy's a troll or inference tard, either way I don't take kindly to being called a liar;\n\nSo because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting.\n\nHere you go genius:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/RludO\n (I would have included more of the ID, but frankly I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw my house.\n\nOh yeah, I bitcoin also: 1JSEmXC6Jnp9tkFckuxoidY44fV9m3Gf3S\n\nProve you own bitcoin by showing me your send address.\n\n\nNow get off my lawn, sonny!",
"Lmfao, or a puzzle for moms ",
"Proof? Send this years picture with the fence around your head!",
"then in 1986, i got my head stuck in a fence, and my mom did a sketch.",
"Your the coolest 60 year old person om reddit",
"In 2000, I got my Johnson stuck in a Johnson and Johnson bottle. Mom still has the picture from her camera",
"Sounds like fun parents.. well, maybe not for you..",
"I bet you didn't do it again.",
"How on Earth did you get your head stuck?!!",
"and then what..",
"Typical parents. Mine did the dame things",
"And he's still there, to this day.",
"\n1980? \"Louise get the silver nitrate plate, shifty got his head stick in a fence and we need to daguerreotype this!\"",
"Well maybe they got one shot left on the roll with key party snaps.",
"Then when he finds out dad is joking, he feels embarrassed. Good stuff for psychotherapy when over 40.",
"that's what you get for being a dumby",
"http://www.sickchirpse.com/ukrainian-man-snaps-own-neck/",
"[Reminds me of my old adam-12 lunchbox](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4b/7e/d8/4b7ed8d8bda11ebe58cc6c71e215f02c--vintage-lunch-boxes-adam-.jpg)",
"is there a sub for this? people getting stuck in stuff?",
"\"This will make a good MEME\"",
"They were ahead of the times",
"They should've buttered it like Michelle Tanner. That show taught me not to stick my head between bars.",
"Or the gate is locked and the, I actually think it is a girl, cannot open it herself. I think we might believe that the person in this picture at least believes themselves to be stuck. \n\nNot to mention that it still might not be a gate. I live on a farm and fences can look very irregular in places, they are handmade after all and optics aren't a big factor on a farm, you just care about it getting done. Although it really does indicate gate by the perceived hanging of the left side and the angle between the two sides, they don't Form a straight line. ",
"Your parents got really great humour! 😂😂",
"r/blunderyears",
"OP's name is 'mraaron_standen'..?\n\nLooks like a type of gate/fence I recognize from my youth, hence, my POV on the matter.\n\nNot to mention all the people upvoting/agreeing with me who likely recognize it to be the same.\n\nIn addition to this being a [cropped repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/622nwo/when_i_was_small_i_got_my_head_stuck_in_a_fence) of the last time they decided to whore for karma with it.\n\nThanks for your input tho.",
"I am thinking that is is not a fence but a wooden gate and that is the middle of the gate that divides the 2 sides of the gate when it is been opened.\nIf that is true, all your parents needed to do was just open the gate and you will be free so there was no real danger hence the luxury of going inside to pick up a camera, fixing the battery and then taking a picture of your exploit.",
"I would do this too.",
"Your parents were great people. 😅",
"> So because I taught my bro (the same one incidentally) how to build a computer I can't be old? Your detective skills are wanting.\n> \n> Here you go genius:\n> \n> https://imgur.com/a/RludO\n> (I would have included more of the ID, but frankly I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw my house.\n> \n> Oh yeah, I bitcoin also: 1JSEmXC6Jnp9tkFckuxoidY44fV9m3Gf3S\n> \n> Now get off my lawn, sonny!\n\n",
"Are u for real?",
"Parenting goals",
"I MEAN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A FENCE, YOUR NOT DYING OR ANYTHING SO WHY WOULDNT THEY TAKE A PHOTO, TBH YOU WERE PROBABLY BEING A REAL PIECE OF SHIT TO BE IN THAT SITUATION SO THEY PROBABLY TOOK THE OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU TO STOP BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND KEEP THE PHOTO TO REMIND THAT YOU WERE A REAL PIECE OF SHIT....\n\nI KNOW CAUSE I WAS PIECE OF SHIT TOO, AND I GOT DUMBASS HEAD STUCK IN A FENCE TOO CAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS A BADASS ",
"Well of course they took a picture first, parents need these kinds of pictures to show at your wedding.\n",
"As well they goddamn should have. This is hilarious and, as a parent, you gotta appreciate the joy in the messes your idiot toddler gets themselves into. ",
"I don't believe that you are stuck in a fence.\n\nThe left side is the gate, the right side is the fence. \n\nThe bottom isn't connected and they don't line up. That little section looks like it's there to keep the gate sitting flush against the fence and not swing any further.\n\nAlso, the slats on the right all go past the bottom section, while the slats on the left stop at the bottom section.",
"Isn't it a gate ?",
"r/whyweretheyfilming",
"He's not even stuck in the fence.\n\nThe right side is the fence, the left side is the gate. They look totally different.",
"Wann Ist Mikkel",
"He wasn't stuck in the first place. Clearly the left right side is the fence and the left side is a gate.",
"It's ok. He was never stuck in the fence. The right side is the fence and the left side is the gate.",
"I need to look at usernames more often.\n\nPlus OP didn't answer how they got stuck back than either. He just made a joke when asked in the comments, oh well. ",
"Thank God. I thought everyone here was retarded. (Of course, the people who are too dumb to see the difference get thousands of up votes.)",
"My dad's like that. Family could be in a car accident, what does he do ? Whip out his ipad and take pictures then call 911 later.",
"Rumour has it you're still there today, indeed the took a picture instead of helping. Do you use a tablet?",
"And I commend your parents for making the right decision.",
"And aren't you glad they did? Otherwise you wouldn't have that memory so fresh! ",
"TBH, they should have left you there. Just feed you to the point you could release yourself.",
"Lol far from that ",
"Those or some awesome parents, shit like that of to get captured on camera, and I bet you learned your lesson, not to put your head up a random hole again.",
"The comma is a magical thing.",
"Now I'm itching all over!",
"Yes but in homeopathic dosing.",
"Looks like Chunk from the goonies",
"I’m sure they just took the photo BEFORE helping you, OP :-) \n\nKids now have it easy, man. Back then, you had to wait while your parents went inside the house to get the camera.",
"When my brother was about 8 years old he jumped on a can of construction foam and it exploded and covered his head and clothes with this nasty foam. He ran back to the house crying and the first thing my father does is get the camera. We still tease him with it from time to time.",
"tell me about it",
"Now you two fellows just need to get on two different journal committees and start exchanging papers back and forth for the entirety of your scientific careers. Works like a charm.",
"Not being funny, but if it was a few years later and they'd had a video camera they'd have probably videoed it and sent it to You've Been Framed. And at least that would have netted a few hundred quid.",
"So how'd you get your head out?",
"haha, as a parent, i would do the same thing.",
"We could certainly... *kick* some ideas around for fun and profit (valriia, 2018).",
"My mom did the same thing except my hand was stuck in the car door ",
"You know what would make this pic even better? A nice pile of spaghetti-o’s vomit ",
"Did you recieve help?!? Are you still there!?? do you need me to call someone for you?!?",
"How not to do the \"Chunk shuffle\"",
"Happened to my younger brother on 9th August 1980. I was with my Dad watching Liverpool v West ham in the Charity Shield at Wembley and my Mum, brother & friends went into London sightseeing.\n\nFire brigade had to release him with a bit of brute strength and vaseline 😂 ",
"My nephew crawled into a stump and got stuck at school when he was in kindergarten or first grade. The teachers brought the whole class out and took a class picture with my nephews head sticking out of the stump before they rescued him",
"I'm sad no one else recognized it",
"....and reward is 87k upvotes",
"Good, it teaches a child their boundaries! Rushing to get you out of it even though you were at no risk of any injury would have been letting you off from learning from your mistake. You can find cruelty in a lot of things, but you were just a kid being a kid and your parents were teaching you a valuable lesson. Hope this wasn’t meant to shame them! There are far worse parents out there and this seems like a little bit of silly fun parents rarely get to have with young kids.",
"Do you know the way brudder",
"Sooo... did you ever get out?",
"Good. How else would have this physical memory and now karma. It not like you were gonna die and needed to get you out instantly ",
"> who had to remove a surprising number of kids from such misfortunes.\n\n\nWell now I want a AMA (or at least to hear more stories)",
"OMG!! This was my first ever memory. \n\nI was 2ish (1985), got my head stuck and I seriously thought I was going to die. In a way, my first ever, near death experience (in a 2yo's mind). \n\nMy pops being a typical dad, filmed me struggling (the VHS tape was still around in my HS years) and my mom eventually helped me out like a typical mom. ",
"Surprising?\n\nI may just come from a dim witted family, but I have a sister that had this happen at least twice on a staircase at our house and cousins who did it every time they came over as kids. It’s the place they all decide to tease and stick out their tounge, until the realize they’ve made themselves the butt of the joke.",
"“We’ll have to amputate” is my standard response to pretty much everything... ",
"They were ahead of their time",
"You got off easy, for thousands of years parents spent hours painting their kids being stuck before helping them",
"So OP still has head stuck in fence to this day?",
"There's no kneed to make jokes about it",
"Moral of tge story: OP never got stuck in the fence again.",
"I used to work at a six flags where this would happen about once a month on a wooden fence around one of the child rides. I would always chuckle when they called maintenance for a car-jack at that ride. (We used a car jack to bend the posts that made the fence.)\n\nI can pretty much guarantee you are not alone. Lots of little kids have done this.",
"This is why I always keep a stick of butter in my purse. ",
"When you behave like an idiot, you can expect other people to memorialize the fact for all time.",
"LOL!! Parents don't had any social media and phone gadgets to capture the picture in 1980. ",
"Lol was a joke about the \"Nigerian prince\" email scam from the 2000s\n\nAlso the joke about bring from Nigeria was a reference to trump (falsely) stating that Obama was born in Kenya, despite being shown a birth certificate, he wanted the \"long form\"\n\nOf course, it should have been enough proof that he's unfit for president by itself , yet here we are.",
"/r/dontfuckingsayit",
"Looks like your parents were ahead of their time! Lol",
"Didn’t do it again, did ya?",
"r/itwasagraveyardgraph",
"Something similar happened to me. I attempted to hop over a fence but part of it went up my shorts so I was just hanging there by my shorts. My brother and Grandma just laughed at me for probably 10 minutes.",
"Yeah probably",
"it didnt work.\n\n\"today's opposite day\"",
"As a parent I approve",
"Remember kids, this was the eighties. To take this picture they couldn't just whop out their phone and grab one. They prolly had to go inside to house, get the camera, most likely there was no film in it, so they had to put a roll in too and then go outside again for the picture. ",
"I mean thats just good parenting",
"I can almost feel the $20 Polaroid film box and hear the automated sound of the toaster sized camera as it processed the picture now. \n\nWhat's worse is your parents gave it a good minute after the picture to ensure it came out ok.",
"Parents didn't help me, I got used to it and am living in there now.",
"How...",
"I think we need a photo recreation of this. ",
"Well, to be fair....",
"That's brilliant",
"That’s how royal guards are created. Children who get their heads stuck are taken into the place and _the black magic ritual of the royals_ is performed by occultists who lower the hat onto the head of the child, strap it so it is impossible to remove, and then they’re given a gun to stand outside with. It’s all very British",
"They taught you the feeling of betrayal early. ",
"Absolutely, I'm sure as soon as people realize that the millennial generation ended in 2000 the next generation will get it's turn",
"Oh my God it's real 😂 ",
"great memory ",
"Life of Brian, Monty Python",
"KOICHI?",
"Reflecting on this I agree, though in my defense it's a bit tricky to tell from a second or two in a gif.",
"Awww, that face. So sad.",
"I take issue with that date, but sure.",
"This appears to be a gate in a fence and not the fence itself.",
"I've heard anything from 1993-2000, I usually stick with the latter to be safe. Personally I think it's closer to 94 or 95",
"I'll have to look for it, I haven't seen it in awhile, but it's somewhere in my parent's house. ",
"You’re out right? They helped once they could stand up...",
"AKA me! :D Thanks for the laugh. ",
"Thabku",
"Psychopath parents back at It again with the white fence",
"hahaha your parents rule",
"me too! OP is a big fat liar!",
"OK, they are quite similar, though. And the cold weather suggested it wasn't anywhere in America.",
"Because it was on the 2nd floor and had a window.",
"Was 13 or 14, broke the lock while playing with friends. \nHad nothing on me, not even a phone at that time, and even then i don't think i couldn't have done anything with just a card.",
"Are you implying pocket phones always had cameras?",
"When I was younger my little brother got his leg stuck between the \nbalusters on the second story of our grandmothers house. He started freaking out a bit, and our mom came by and made things infinitely worse when she told him \"We might have to cut it off\" (talking about the baluster). Poor kid completely lost his shit.",
"It's the space between a gate and a WOODEN fence. How ever will they free the poor kid.",
"Try it, lmk how that goes",
"Thank you!!",
"Yeah, I've heard the same, but I don't tend to put any mind into what a bunch of Boomers and such think it is. Undisputed millennials seem to put it right about where you did, and I agree with that timing.",
"Does any one else feel the urge to titter when I mention the name Biggus Dickus?",
"Oh no worries, just if you come across it some time I'm sure reddit as a whole would love to see it haha.",
"r/OldSchoolCool",
"sounds like modern life",
"Ahead of their time.",
"You're either Swedish, of Swedish descent or just really trying hard to become an honorary citizen. ",
"If I had to guess, that guy's either from the American south east or the California valley ",
"Wait, are you suggesting that America has no cold weather whatsoever?",
"Well, in Alaska there is, of course.",
"Ahhhh 80's parents were the best ",
"Are you joking?",
"Yes, not even Alaska can be compared to Canada in this respect."
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"Fake and stupid: https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/president-bill-clinton-and-his-wife-hillary-rodham-clinton-news-photo/51976912?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#president-bill-clinton-and-his-wife-hillary-rodham-clinton-board-air-picture-id51976912",
"Trump?",
"From Russia with love.",
"Can we stop posting political stuff on this sub? This is getting ridiculous. \n\nBefore somebody starts saying \"you're a Hillary supporter...\" I wasn't. I voted for Trump. I'm just sick of non-stop political crap on my Reddit feed. The country needs to start working together and stop antagonizing the other side.",
"https://i.imgur.com/sHt5q.jpg",
"> I voted for Trump.\n\nThat's really all we needed to hear to discredit your opinion.",
"No it really is not. That type of attitude is precisely the issue that we're having in this country. Both sides are having that attitude and it's ridiculous. It's entirely possible that a person who voted for Trump does not like Trump or approve of everything he says. It is possible that they have reasonable views and have reasoning behind their decision. It's also true that the same could be said for somebody who voted for any of the other candidates. People need to start listening to each other; however, that is not what is being supported by this continual wave of politically-charged posts that have been happening for almost a year now. Both sides need to grow up and stop being rude to each other. Don't buy into the popular belief that a person is immediately an idiot simply because they did not vote the same way that you did.",
">No it really is not.\n\nSure is. For any sane person anyways. \n\nI agree that people need to find middle ground, but Trump is the farthest extreme that our country has ever seen. To say that we should meet any where near that extremity is madness. Trump has gone off the deep and and his supporters are either legitimately terrible people or they've just been brainwashed by their limited media sources."
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Hillary’s Shithole
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"Little Sebastian, we miss you.",
"I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?",
"Bye, bye, lil' sebastian\nMiss you in the saddest fashion\nBye, bye, lil' sebastian\nYou're 5000 candles in the wind",
"Whoosh",
"in his mind he's a roman centurion in a chariot.",
"My parents swear one of their neighbors (1-1.5 acre each subdivision) has two Shetland ponies she sometimes walks on leashes. I've never seen her, but this guy strengthens their claim.",
"Bless this man. I like his style. ",
"South city, whatup",
"This is what being low key looks like when you're rich as fuck.",
"Stay thirsty, my friends.",
"I see [it didn't take nearly that long...](http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/321841/11711478/1302719893360/3374620-11711475-thumbnail.jpg)"
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"I thought they were inflammable. ",
"No pyro, but those flames are insanely beautiful",
"When super dry, they don’t burn. They explode!"
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"I, uh, think the fire would be the other way...\n",
"How so?",
" Nope "
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View from the top of a fire truck ladder.
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"But life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last \n",
"Waiting for a comet to pass in the sky? ",
"Someone is gonna die"
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Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999.
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/r/pics/comments/7s0znb/what_is_this_found_in_a_montreal_airbnb_freezer/
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"/u/Castellian, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Castellian&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s0znb/what_is_this_found_in_a_montreal_airbnb_freezer/?context=10\\))",
"Eat em",
"https://www.100percentpure.com/products/bright-eyes-mask?variant=36540549262&gdffi=01b61c16eb5245428e0e84d3bebe7814&gdfms=0FD77A06C42A48AEAF47B6DE1D10AF27&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzsiVxorq2AIVF7bACh322Q8PEAQYASABEgJm5vD_BwE"
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What is this? Found in a Montreal AirBnb freezer.
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http://i.imgur.com/pp07PLS.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7s0zv6/nature_unleashing_her_power/
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[
"Taco Tuesday aftermath.",
"MRW the date is finally over and I can finally fart in peace.",
"Unleashing her power? That's Mother Nature popping a zit.",
"^^\"......'scuse ^^me.\"\n\n--Earth",
"That’s called global warming! Someone sue that volcano! It’s spewing out more CO2 than all the cars in the world and has more poisonous gases than all the factories combined!!",
"It must be reading Reddit as its taking a huge shit",
"that must have felt good, real good",
"https://i.imgur.com/z6BC6tm.png",
"True, there is only one thing that pollutes more than volcanoes. Oceans are the number one contributor to co2 in the atmosphere. ",
"The clouds spreading out at the top looks like a buoyant substance gathering at the surface of water. I'd wager it's a similar phenomenon based on the density of the smoke and the density of the air at that altitude. Like we're looking at the surface of our \"pond\".",
"And they also re-absorb almost all of the CO2 they create. The amount of CO2 that isn't reabsorbed is actually very slim",
"Gozer the Gozerian...good evening.",
"This is like a yawn compared to what it could really do and I would like to see it from a safe distance.",
"CRACKATOA!",
"Volcanoes re-absorb their pollution? Wow, you taught me something new, explain",
"I was talking about the oceans. Oceans simultaneously are the single largest emitter of CO2 gas and the single largest absorber of CO2, as detailed [here](https://www.pmel.noaa.gov/co2/story/Ocean+Carbon+Uptake). As far as I'm aware, volcanoes do not absorb their pollution. ",
"Ahhh ok, so then oceans good volcanoes bad and with 1500 active volcanoes spewing more CO2 than the ocean can handle, How do we eradicate volcanoes?",
"maybe atomic reaction ",
"Actually volcanoes spew fine ash into the upper layers of the atmosphere often causing a global cooling\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcano\n\n\nTLDR, \n Large eruptions can affect temperature as ash and droplets of sulfuric acid obscure the sun and cool the Earth's lower atmosphere (or troposphere); however, they also absorb heat radiated from the Earth, thereby warming the upper atmosphere (or stratosphere).\n\n",
"Okay we get it, you vape",
"You can't. They're volcanos ",
"Damn, guess we have no choice to deal with the global warming volcanoes that the earth has dealt with for the past millions of years ",
"Very true, so maybe we will have an ice age with global warming ",
"If you're implying that volcanos are to blame for the recent (in the sense of the last 100 years or so) massive upsurge in CO2 in the atmosphere, which in turn has lead to climate change, you are mistaken. You see, naturally, the Earth would restore its climate to normality within a few years after a volcanic eruption. But with the added (and ever increasing) CO2 that humanity has added to the atmosphere, it throws off this natural cycle, and the result is that it either takes longer to get back to normality, or it doesn't at all. So, in turn, the Earth warms much more drastically than normal. ",
"Weird, how you see an upsurge in CO2 given there hasn’t been any, the 1950’s has 4 times more than now. \n\nMt. Stromboli has been erupting since the 7th century BC, there have been volcanoes that have blocked out the sunlight for months across the world, yet weirdly your history and geology seem to contradict that. \n\nMt. St. Helens let off more CO2 than every car produced x 100, enough CO2 to last 7 years for what we output. Yet your info contradicts this, could you please share where you get your info from?\n\nIt’s hard for me to understand your influx, except for social media and fake news. CNN reported in the same year over two different networks that it’s the highest we’ve seen in 3 million years (CNN) while 800,000 years was reported by CNBC. \n\nOmni magazine and Time magazine reported in 1970 that an ice age was upon us. We were in dire threats of losing our world to a world of ice. \n\nIt’s time we stop trying to pretend our measly existence causes issues. I mean really, if the man who started this all really cared, wouldn’t he have put the $220,000,000 he made off global warming, towards global warming? Nope instead he has private jets and houses upon houses over 10,000 square feet to heat. \n\nWhen the dinosaurs reigned the earth the median temperature was 120 degrees across the Pangaea. Tropics and humidity, then unbeknownst to us, something killed them all, one theory is a super volcano! Blacking our the sun, killing all the vegetation and cause the ice age to set in for millions of years! \n\nYet we are worried about global warming, even though the Caldera is in our back yard! Seriously! \n\nLet’s stop this global warming and maybe start global cleanup of plastic, that’s something I can get behind! "
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Nature unleashing her power
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http://i.imgur.com/sgfVymK.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7s1398/google_loon_balloon_over_puerto_rico/
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[
"It's on the top left corner and bright white! Sorry in advance if this picture isn't too good. I was just so excited to share it with everyone :)",
"How is your cellular reception? ",
"5 bars full! I read an article earlier that said that the balloons are repeating signals from T-Mobile. The balloon is a few miles offshore to the South but I have a full 5 bars. Before the balloons I was averaging 3 to 4 bars in my neighborhood.",
"There are 8 Google Loon balloons south of Puerto Rico right now. You can see them on this flight tracker website: https://www.flightradar24.com/17.86,-66.71/9\n\nLook for the balloon icons!"
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Google Loon Balloon over Puerto Rico!
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/r/pics/comments/7s139z/the_f_fell_off_my_ford_fiesta_flame_now_i_drive_a/
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[
"id say its more accurate now.",
"Yep, I was going to say they always did.",
"What's the difference?",
"Crazy you found it after it fell off. Ehat are the odds?",
"That's lame",
"Whose car did you vandalize to make this joke?",
"Plot twist: you alway drove a fiesta lame",
"Thatr not your car.",
"If this is yours, why does it look like a screenshot of a video?",
"Whose\n\nNot \"Who is\"...",
"Corrected, thank you.",
"Liar liar lame on fire",
"F",
"I used a picture editing app to make the resolution better and screenshotted on there. I won’t again because I can clearly see what you’re talking about. ",
"Couldn’t even wait 12 hours to repost?",
"No ya didn’t you stole this off of \nr/mildlyinteresting",
"How are you really going to screenshot (poorly at that) the current most upvoted post on /r/mildlyinteresting (a subreddit with almost 14 million subscribers) and repost it here and then even lie about it being your picture? Have you no shame? The original post isn't even 9 hours old.\n\nhttps://en.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7ryscs/the_f_fell_off_my_ford_fiesta_flame_now_i_drive_a/",
"L"
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The F fell off my Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I drive a Ford Fiesta Lame
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[
"Let them keep eating them, just some good ole natural selction",
"Idiocracy for sure. ",
"I agree, just take all the warning labels off everything ",
"So sad ",
"That's not why there are locks on them.\n\nThere are locks on them because people steal them to sell or exchange for drugs.",
"Exactly, fucking idiots \n",
"Brand name detergents have always been one of the most shoplifted items",
"lol! Americans.",
"Exactly? So you're not talking about people eating them?",
"This has been going on for at least ten years"
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I can’t believe what this world has come to
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/r/pics/comments/7s154m/this_is_my_dingus_there_are_many_like_it_but_this/
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"Dingus, you are superb. Don't change to please anyone.",
"/r/aww wants to meet him. ",
"Very outstanding dingus you have. "
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This is my dingus. There are many like it but this one is mine.
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/r/pics/comments/7s1570/the_city_of_philadelphia_has_greased_up_light/
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"SKOL",
"in new orleans we only grease our poles above the 6ft mark stops climbers and people dont end up getting hurt by casually leaning on poles ",
"Challenge accepted\n",
"Life finds a way...",
"Oof ",
"I love my city, we're fuckin bonkers.",
"Lol. "
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The City of Philadelphia has greased up light poles to stop people from climbing them in anticipation of tonight's football game.
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/r/pics/comments/7s15z7/from_the_march_yesterday/
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[
"Hail Hydra.",
"Is that a symbol for fisting?",
"Stop assuming. Could be a punch into face or a sign for a rather abrupt abortion. We will find out when they raise into power :)",
"It's literally a fist entering the female symbol from below.",
"Fist + woman = working household ? Or as you said fisting :D I do not really know ... :D"
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From the March yesterday
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/r/pics/comments/7s1770/new_patriot_uniform/
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"I'm a pretty neutral observer and I haven't noticed any really bad calls. If they were biased they would have given that fumble back to NE. ",
"GTFU... those pass interference calls and none for Jacksonville?\n",
"NE has been one of the most disciplined teams over like the last decade. Most of the calls they made were the right calls. ",
"Seriously. So. Much. Holding. ",
"Yea Cheating Patriots are the most disciplined team in the NFL.\n No pass interference on that push to smack that ball down.",
"Well, you gotta protect Brady somehow. Who'd watch the (already released) New England vs Minnesota Superbowl if Brady wasn't in it?",
"Literally everyone. ",
"Sore loser?",
"Sure thats the easy response.. I am actually Die-hard Giants Fan and but cheating is cheating",
"I'd probably be more inclined to watch if the Pats weren't in it.\n\nSeriously.....fuck.....them",
"If they were biased that hit on Gronk would’ve been targeting. \n\nReplying to you because so far OP has only provided bad memes and salty comments to prove his point... don’t think that discussion will go anywhere",
"They were biased, but the Jags didn't do themselves any favors. That PI before the half, and all the no-calls for the Pats were egregious though.",
"Targeting didn't need to be called, but it wouldn't have been a stretch.",
"There were a few gray area calls, and the last run the Pats had had a pretty egregious hold (this post was before that hold), but it wasn't wildy wrong.\n\nPlus the Jags had the Pats to 3rd and 18 with the game in hand and did nothing... ",
" Call a hold every once in a while. ",
"OP how is it true that humans are 70% water if you're 100% salt?",
"For sure. What game hasn’t had grey area calls tho? Just saying I didn’t see anything so bad as to warrant this post",
"/u/NYCPakMan, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/NYCPakMan&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1770/new_patriot_uniform/?context=10\\))",
"lol,You NE fans are the worst.. Loved how my Giants in the past were NE killers.. OO Poor Eli",
"Yeah, because bulldozing Gronk with his helmet is totally legal. Jax was out of control at the slightest sign of pressure. ",
"it was a momentum hit...it was not intentional"
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New Patriot Uniform
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"First of all, it's not a painting, it's a cartoon (or drawing).\n\nAnd it's a study in human (male) proportions.",
"But why is it so famous? It looks so basic?",
"Sarcasm?\n",
"It's a Renaissance meme.",
"So it’s a revival or renewed interest in what? The male body?\n\nI’m being lazy by not reading up myself, but there are some pretty knowledgable/cultured people on here that I was hoping could fast track me.",
"I’ve always seen the picture but never really cared to see what it means, I know that makes me look like I live under a rock but if you don’t ask you don’t get :) ",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitruvian_Man\n\n",
"It's by Leonardo da Vinci. Ring any bells? Look him up.",
"I still don’t understand why this is so famous ",
"True. Its the vitruvian man drawn by Leonardo davinci. Its was drawn to show the proportions of man while also illustrating that live art math science and architecture are all one in the same ",
"It’s all Illuminati code. You have to be a high level Freemason before you are allowed to decode. Or Tom Hanks. ",
"Man as the mean of the Universe. The proportions of the figure are mathematically related to universal proportions. Basically it illustrates the Golden Proportions, 1:618.",
"This is a site where you communicate with others lol I just fancied a chat",
"Sorry and don’t answer if it’s too long winded but what does 1:618 symbolise/mean?",
"/u/Double_Che, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Double_Che&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1b5w/first_of_all_some_love_for_this_painting_secondly/?context=10\\))",
"Ooh that’s a good question! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_ratio. This is a Tripp’s similarity in dimension that runs through all of the Universe’s physical design"
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First of all, some love for this painting, secondly would someone care to explain what this picture means please?
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/r/pics/comments/7s1bv1/this_is_my_dad_he_died_three_days_ago_yesterday/
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[
"I am so sorry for your loss xx",
"Thank you so much ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss. ",
"Sorry for your loss. Based on his T-Shirt alone I can tell he was a cool dude.",
"So sorry for your loss. The picture shows his love for you.",
"He was the coolest dude. Thank you ",
"I was his only child and pride and joy. Thank you so much ",
"Thank you ",
"My respects and stay strong.",
"Sounds like you were both lucky to have each other.",
"Rest in peace Pineapple’s dad. \n\nStay strong Pineapple, you were lucky to have each other. ",
"Sorry to hear. RIP. Keep your chin up. ",
"Sorry for your loss, he looks like a great dad.",
"What is it with people dying just after their birthday /new years.. Is it knowing your situation and giving up? ",
"I too am an only child and lost my dad 1 month ago. I am sorry for your loss.\n",
"sucks. im sure you guys had a lot of fun and good times. let him live through you",
"Losing someone so close to their birthday is rough. I want to ask if you're okay but of course you're not okay. And it's fine that you're not okay. You are phenomenally strong if you are taking the responsibility of handling the arrangements. Give him the honorable burial your father deserve. I also hope you have family and friends around you. Don't be afraid to talk. Den't be afraid to be weak to people that love you.",
"I lost my father 5 years ago. It's tough. I think about him often and, one time, I realized while I was recalling a conversation I'd had with him when I was a teen, I was suddenly understanding the conversation from his point of view.\n\nIt was like I was having a new experience with my father. It was a very welcome miracle.\n\nYou'll have a few of those too, I am certain. As long as we remember, they're never truly gone.",
"Too young. Sorry for your loss.",
"I'm sorry to hear it. RIP Alien Spiderman. ",
"I'm very sorry for your loss. I can see how much you loved him. ",
"ಥ_ಥ",
"Sorry for your loss dear, sounds like you were a lucky daughter. ",
"Sweet photo. So sorry for your loss.",
"So sorry for your loss, hang in there it does get easier. I promise.",
"I'm hitting 42 this year. Sitting beside my 8 year old daughter.\n\nFeels...",
"I'm very sorry for your loss, its been almost 8 years since my.father passed away. The pain never really goes away you just eventually learn to deal with it. If you ever need a friendly ear to chat too feel free to message me.",
"I bet he was super proud of you and bragged about his daughter graduating :) ",
"Sorry for your loss. Your dad looks like a cool guy. Would you mind sharing memory of him?",
"We had a cheers for your great father here in Michigan. The good in him hasn't left, it's in you.",
"Sorry for you loss. I am sending my strength and thoughts from France. ",
"You love your dad. He did a good job",
"RIP, sorry for your loss. Also, he had good taste in cartoons. ",
"Deepest sympathies.\n\nThat's a cool shirt. ",
" My condolences. Honor his memory. ",
"My Dad passed away at 50 four years ago. Feels like an eternity now that I sit here and type to an internet stranger. It’s going to hurt, a lot, but it will get easier. The pain doesn’t go away, it’s just becomes dull. But there is good news, my little sister just left from her regular sleep overs, shes 16 next week becoming quite a woman. You get to honor him with your decisions as you are his legacy. Good luck tomorrow and I’m sorry for your loss, it does get easier. ",
"Jesus dude I'm so sorry. I'm 43, that one hits close to home. I need to take better care of myself for my kids. ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss.",
"Lost my dad to cancer a couple years ago. Wish I could tell you it gets better. The pain never really goes away, it just kind of changes shape. ",
"Sorry for your loss",
"It shows how much you loved each other and I'm sure he was very proud of you. Good bless you",
"r/assholes",
"Give it a rest, man.",
"Way too young. Sorry luv.",
"So sorry for your loss",
"There are only 365 days in the year. Odds are that a lot of people will die near or on their birthday (or any significant date).",
"I'm so sorry for your loss op. I lost my dad when he was the same age, and I understand how it feels. My best to you and your family in this difficult time...",
"Being 49 ... gives one pause.\n\n",
"Lost both my parents within about 18 months. Nothing can prepare you for it, the world will always be different now and it's a long tough journey to go on especially as young as you are. I'm so very sorry for your loss. I hope you have a great support network in place, rely on freinds and family as much as you can, take all the help and kindness being offered.\nHope your dad rests in peace and you keep his memory alive as you go through your own life.\nLove from London, UK ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss. ❤️",
"Sorry dude",
"I think that his greatest accomplishment is that he raised you! No one else could have done as good a job as he did. Also, I love his taste in clothing. ",
"Thank you for sharing. I'm so sorry for your loss.\n\nDo you have a favourite memory of your dad? Or something awesome you want to share with us? Tell me about him ",
"How did he die? Sorry for your loss! Looks like a nice guy! \n\nEdit: Oh, I'm sorry I thought you wanted to talk about it - silly me. Good thing he isn't around to see what an attention whore you are. ",
"r/facebook",
"It has its own wiki page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday or 'birthday problem' for the math ppl",
"I’m going to prefeace my comment by explaining that by nature I am a very un-serious person, and I like to use humor to make any situation, no matter how bad it seems, a little more bareable. I’m sorry for your loss and having a father or mother die is a extremely sad situation. \n\n\nThat being said; \n\n\n\nYou accomplish graduating from wherever it is that you graduated from, and a Marvin the Martian T-shirt is the best wardrobe pops could muster up??? \n\n\nStay positive Pineapplefountainz, somewhere your Dad is watching over you. He’s smiling, he’s proud of you, and he’s inappropriately underdressed. ",
"Condolences and thoughts to be with you",
"You should turn off the computer, think long and hard about the type of person you are and the things you do, and then neck yourself ",
"You comment like karma is prestigious or something. Do you ever listen to yourself? What exactly do you gain by degrading someone?",
"Sorry for your lost, keep those memories close to your heart.",
"I made a small cartoon sketch for you and your dad. [sketch](https://i.imgur.com/luS3qbY.jpg)",
"i'm so sorry, lost mine over 5 years ago. the year of firsts is coming, first birthday, first thanksgiving, first christmas, without your dad. mourn them all, take your time and remember him. remember that losing a parent is hard, but it's the best case scenario, as losing a child is harder. If a parent is lucky, they precede their children in passing to that undiscovered country.\n\nEveryone has been or will go through what you're going through. Nobody will fault you for your grieving. Do it in whatever way honors your dad, and for as long as you need.\n\nI'm so sorry, I know it hurts, it doesn't get easier, just farther away.",
"So instead of helping the family with the mountain of stuff needed to be done prior to a funeral, you go on reddit to whore out your dead father for karma?",
"I lost my mom 2 years ago. I don't talk about it much but I am here if you need to talk. ",
"Clearly a great dad for her to want to have his legacy live on just a bit longer, even if only through Reddit. But the great thing is that he’ll live on through her and all the future generations that come therein.",
"*hashtag thoughts and prayers*",
"Oh no... thats terrible. 49 is too young. Im sure you have some great memories. Its going to be tough, but you'll get through it.",
"ur welcome ",
"I lost mine over 15 years ago. I'm so sorry for your loss. You two look close, I hope your memories together help comfort you in this time.",
"That’s absolutely beautiful! ",
"So sorry for your lost. He looks like a great dad. My dad passed suddenly 4 years ago (on Jan 24th) ; I know it will be difficult times but remember he'll always be watching over you :) ",
"Yes. Her dad died and her first thought was upvotes. Dude your taking the internet way too seriously. ",
"Treasure the memories, he will be with you in your heart x x",
"I feel you. I’ve lost my two best friends this year, one taking his own life the day before his birthday. It hurts a lot. The pain of loss is like no other, but you can get through it. Just keep the thought that he lives a happy life and that he had you until the day he passed. I’m very sorry for your loss.",
"That's awesome. You rock.",
"So sorry for your loss. Any one w.ho wears a Marvin the Martian shirt is aces ",
"Memory Eternal pineapplefountainz' dad. Sorry for your loss, he looks like a cool guy.",
"Gets better, man. Might not be for a while, but it gets better. Take it a day at a time.",
"Looks like he knew he was well loved by you Peace on your heart young lady. ",
"Doing great things with your talent there, nice.",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. My father and I were estranged, but he passed away suddenly two years ago and it has haunted me ever since. You look like you had a lot of great memories with your dad based off of the reverence of your post and the photo you’ve included. He must have been a remarkable man. You have my condolences in what must be the hardest part of your life. \n\nTo those of you who still have your parents, my only advice is to treasure them. Call them if you don’t live with them, spend time with them, talk to them. It’s really great how your parents will become your best friends when you get older. No one knows you better except your siblings and your significant other.\n\nAnd to those of you who had a rough time growing up with your parents, I am truly sorry. I can’t imagine how difficult it’s been for you. Just try not to pass it on to the next generation if you can. My father was an abusive alcoholic, and so I’ve chosen never to drink. It may be an extreme decision, but I hope my children will thank me for it.",
"My condolences. My mom passed the same day but she was 83. ",
"I am so sorry😢He looks like such a nice man and so proud of you❣️",
"What's wrong with you? Even if this was a bid for attention, which it likely isn't, you could just ignore it. Plenty of other karma whoring posts around for you to get uppity about. Just gotta be edgy though, right?",
"He appears to be extremely proud of you, dont ever forget that.",
"Are you okay?",
"I lost my mom last November. It's really hard losing a parent. Harder than I ever could've imagined. Holidays feel so empty. Like there's a massive important part of your day that's just been stolen from you. The hardest is knowing she won't get to meet her grandkids. Or see my wife and I succeed in our careers and ses our accomplishments. There's so much that's happened even in the last 2 months that I so desparately wish I could share with her.\n\nIt gets easier. It still hurts immensely, but it does get easier. The memory of her is still there, and there's so many tiny things that remind you of them, that make you just want to break down in tears.\n\n49 is young. It's not fair, and it's something that you'll never quite fully get over. Remember him fondly, and even though I don't know anything of him, I'm sure I can say he loved you immensely. There's a lot of regrets I had to get over, and I'm sure there's some you have too. Don't focus on them and remember the amazing times you had.",
"I recognized how great he was because of his shirt..you lucky girl teach what he taught you and spread good vibes!",
"Tell us about the last time he made you laugh out loud. \n\nAlso, I do a thing I heard here from a redditor where they suggested writing a Father's day card every year and placing it somewhere in your house for him to read (the thought of it). Fill it with all the things you've accomplished in the last year. Ups and downs and why they'd be proud of you. Try it. I did, it made me feel better. \n\n",
"The words that you used to describe that is how I have been feeling with my little sister. Its like my father is there and does feel like a small miracle. \n",
"Rest In Peace dad. Pineapple we can chat anytime you want. I'm also on Instagram @mark_serg96\nI'll be praying for you and your family tonight. Take care! ",
"I love that redditors are so fucking kind to each other. This is amazing and OP I’m sorry for your loss ❤️",
"Sorry for your loss dear. And happy birthday to him.",
"So sorry for your loss. ",
"This post hit me pretty hard. I just lost my dad today. I was just trying to scroll through reddit to distract myself when I stopped at your post and then started bawling so hard it made my nose bleed. I feel for you. ",
"I lost my dad at 17. It's been 19 years and I miss him every day. \n\nBe strong, OP.",
"The up vote is for him being a great dad!! \nSorry for your loss",
"So sorry for your loss. May he rest in peace. ",
"How did he pass? ",
"Don't post if you are not even willing to share how he died. attention whore ",
"So sorry for your loss.",
"Hey op I hope you are doing ok and that you got good memories to treasure of your father. If you feel like you need to talk to someone, feel feee to pm with some nice/funny stories about your dad!",
"Can I ask what happened? To die at age almost 49 is horrifying. ",
"So sorry for your loss. I lost my Dad 10 years ago. He was 44. It's a pain that never truly goes away, just remember the lessons and laughs you shared together. ",
"Glad he dressed up for your graduation. No frills type of guy I guess. ",
"I want to give you my most heartfelt sympathies and say I feel your grief! Stay strong and try and focus on the positives, I know its easier said than done and it is difficult. Be strong my friend! #muchloveforyouandyourdad",
"God bless him...\n",
"He was an alcoholic and had his gallbladder removed in October. His wife died three days before him and he started drinking again. I think his body just shut down on him. I didn't realize I needed to give anyone that kind of information. ",
"Sorry for your loss. ",
"That's absolutely beautiful. Thank you so much. ",
"So sorry for your loss. Look to your family and friends for support. You are very young and this will be tough. Lost my mom in August. She was 59. Her birthday is In a couple weeks. Been really hard. Thinking about you. Best of luck and may your dad RIP. ",
"/u/pineapplefountainz, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/pineapplefountainz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1bv1/this_is_my_dad_he_died_three_days_ago_yesterday/?context=10\\))",
"He probably went to a better place like Mars. Did you take him to your leader? \n\n/sorry for your loss",
"I know what youre going through dude. It isnt nice.\n\nI'm 28 and have now lost both my parents to cancer. My mother 6 years ago and my father a year ago. It's one of them things you need to experience yourself to know how horrible and difficult it is.\n\nI'm thinking about you. ",
"So sorry to hear this. As awful as it is to bawl, it means you really love your dad. ",
"wow gee i was reading through the supportive comments and wondering where the *breath of fresh air* would be",
"I also lost my dad when he was only 49. I'm so sorry and I hope you find strength, comfort, and peace from your memories with him. Your beautiful relationship is obvious from the picture! ",
"Damn... So sorry to read that. Good luck from France, stay strong 💪 you both look beautiful on this pic",
"Thank you so much ",
"I'm so sorry. As a 49 year old father of a sweet young lady, this really breaks my heart. I'm also a big Marvin the Martian fan too :) Glad he got to see you graduate.",
"I lost mine 5 years ago and looking at your post made my eyes all misty. I’m sorry for your loss. I think the best thing someone said to me at time was this...\n\nI said I still needed him for his advice. A friend told me I know him so well, I already know what he would say when I need his advise in the future. ",
"Really??! You are going to do this to this young girl??! Get a life. She wants to share her dad . This is crap",
"I really appreciate that. ",
"Boooooo",
"Thank you so much. I really appreciate things like this right now. ",
"Smh you shouldnt have responed to that dick.\nRip to your father and his wife and my condolences.",
"Come on, be nice. This is not the time. ",
"And yet here I am reading it",
"Well first of all he loved Metallica, ozzy, all the good rock. He used to watch scooby Doo with me everyday when I was younger. We loved scooby doo. He was a car man. He has like eight in the parking lot right now. He was the kindest man I've ever met. He loved Jesus. He went to church every Sunday. ",
"My condolences to you and your family. \n\nYou two look happy together in that picture. Hold onto those memories",
"It was his favorite shirt ",
"Refresh your cache. You will see it on the users page, but no longer in the pics sub.",
"Thank you so much for that. I don't really know what to do right now. ",
"As someone who has also lost a parent. Im so sorry. It does get easier but anyone who tells you that you \"get over it\" is mistaken. I wish all the best for you this year. ",
"Not all. He wore a leather trench coat on top fortunately he took that off for the picture ",
"Trust me when I say when she moves out and she seems like she's too busy. You might feel like your bothering her when you call all the time but you aren't at all. I don't think he liked to call me that much because he felt like a bother and he was never a bother and you'll never ever be a bother. She will always want to hear her dads voice. ",
"It was his favorite shirt and I couldn't imagine him in anything else. :) ",
"I'm his next of kin. It's all me. ",
"Very sorry for your loss. ",
">I didn't realize I needed to give anyone that kind of information.\n\nIt was the polite thing to do. Sorry for your loss. ",
"Sorry for your great loss. ",
"Go and share your picture on r/lastimages \nI’m sorry for your loss. ",
"Awesome. He sounds like he was a great father to you, and loved you very much.\n",
"My dad and I’s relationship is fine, but I’m certainly not close enough to him to put my arm around him like that for a picture. I can see, just from that, he was special to you. ",
"Losing those closest to you is one of the hardest things you can experience. The pain is immense. I’m sorry you have to go through this.\n\nTake extra care of yourself as you heal. It’s important that you process it however you can. \n\nTake your time. \n\nKnow that, while things will be different forever, there is still life on the other side stuff like this. It can be bright and you’ll gain a deeper appreciation for everything your dad was to you. \n\n\nI know this is cheesy, but this got me to feel and get through the hard emotions in the past:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/oUFJJNQGwhk\n(Disregard video, just posting for the music)",
"I'm so sorry for your loss. It's obvious to me and others I am sure just by the glimpse of your personality, he did a great job as a father. Be strong...",
"I'm sorry for your loss but Jesus Christ, are you that desperate for attention?",
"What exactly made him so great?",
"This is my praise to your dad. I hope to live up to that standard with my girls. Sorry for your loss but thank you for sharing.",
"r/pics is loving the sob stories recently. ",
"No problem",
"Who is this ???",
"PM me if you want to talk. ;}",
"Yeah a very long pause. He's dead.",
"lol. what I meant was ... *me* being 49 gives reason to contemplate mortality.\n\n",
"Lol, I get it now ;)",
"Perhaps they were trying to keep that private? The point is they have lost a family member. Maybe you should do the \"Polite thing\" and delete your comments, instead of you know, calling someone who is mourning their father's death names? ",
"Fuck off back to Facebook. ",
"You go girl! 💁\n\n.#thoughts and prayers👼👼\n\nRIP IN PEACE 😭 😭 😭 "
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This is my dad. He died three days ago, yesterday was his 49th birthday and I have to bury him tomorrow. And he was an amazing dad and I want reddit to know how great he was.
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/r/pics/comments/7s1cjq/im_new_to_reddit_i_dont_know_where_to_post_this/
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[
"Well done dude. Great achievement, keep it up. And no matter what, remain positive and give yourself a pat on the back for what you've achieved so far!",
"Thanks means so much to me",
"Awesome! /r/progresspics would be another good place to post this.",
"Thanks\n",
"Good job friendo! We’re all proud of you!",
"Thank you so much ",
"Good for you, kid.",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.\n\n",
"Oh ok thanks",
"Thanks ",
"It's be easy to do. To many others don't realize that. Good job.",
"This is awesome! Great job :)",
"Thanks it’s all in the mindset",
"Thank you so much",
"What you have begun will change your ENTIRE LIFE. Do not get discouraged, do not fear setbacks, and do not let anyone stand in the way of self-improvement. Great job!",
"Thank you I appreciate that",
"/u/GeorgeNoyezz, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/GeorgeNoyezz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1cjq/im_new_to_reddit_i_dont_know_where_to_post_this/?context=10\\))"
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I’m new to reddit I don’t know where to post this but after a year and a half I can finally be happy with my body.
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/r/pics/comments/7s1es9/discarded_signs_from_nyc_womens_march/
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[
"Grrr litter. ",
"Stay classy NYC women",
"They’ll just have the garbage women pick it up. ",
"I'm sure some working class man will have to pick then up because he's so privileged. ",
"What a bunch of fucking slobs.",
"And at the end of it all the only thing that was accomplished was that they created a bunch of litter. ",
"Don't cut yourself on all that edge",
"That middle finger sign prolly belongs on r/nicegirls.",
"Often at protests the organisers arrange a clean up operations and just tell people to leave their signs. I think you have to to get a permit in many States.\n\nThis march seemed to make a lot of redditors mad.",
"Every time there is any event in NYC there is always a lot left behind. You will see the best and worst in people during a protest or a parade or a march, but in the end it is always left a mess. The idea behind what you stand for is left so all can see and know you were there and at the same time proving that we are all animals by discarding things all over without a care of the consequences. ",
"But. ..,, [/Toronto](https://www.reddit.com/r/toronto/comments/7rybxc/leftovers_from_the_march_yesterday/?st=JCPI32QZ&sh=2eaad2c5) in front of Osgoode Hall",
"you spoke wrong think",
"Because it was a march about nothing and blaming white men for problems",
"I think he is doing fine, you seem to be the one on the wrong side of said blade. Lighten up.",
"Isn't it revealing? ",
"Pretty sure it's planned for. Just like New Years Eve, Macy's Parade, and everything else. ",
"Blaming white men? I really don't think so. You shouldn't perceive it that way. While the metoo movement has gone too far IMO, and actually goes against female empowerment, I think women put up with a bunch of our shit and deserve to protest. ",
"Our shit? Speak for yourself mate, just what did you do to make a bunch of women need to protest? Or is this one of those tar with the same brush instances, have penis therefore guilty of something?",
"It is. Sanitation swings by to clean up, but it isn't like they do it with a fine tooth comb and they only do the streets not the sidewalks. ",
"the truth=edgy now. ",
"To me, that's free wood. But I'm a DIY nerd. *makin be some birdhouses*. Lol. ",
"Fair enough. If I was famous I'd probably be on the list. ",
"ah, so you're a rapist. nice. now tagged as *Harvey Weinsteins hero*"
] | 23 |
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Discarded Signs From NYC Women's March
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/r/pics/comments/7s1eu5/danger/
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[
"Just don’t spin it or you’re in big trouble ",
"\"And, we never saw him again!\"",
"Try moving it forward and back and watch the drop in jetway"
] | 3 |
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Danger
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/r/pics/comments/7s1euu/eilean_donan_scotland/
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[
"Was that the castle used in Highlander for Clan MacLeod?",
"It is. Great filming location \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilean_Donan",
"You're very right. Well done. How you knew it might have been is awesome. I actually had to google if it was and it turned out to be true. :)"
] | 4 |
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Eilean Donan, Scotland
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/r/pics/comments/7s1f63/this_pretty_much_says_it_all/
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[
"I was thinking of that exact gif",
"Also, don't involve children in politics. ",
"It's their future. Do you want your kids to grow up in a world where it's ok to sexualize and oppress women? ",
"She is absolutely gorgeous!",
"Can you just stop with the shitty fucking signs already? ",
"Everything about this is fantastic and adorable. :D",
"That's my fight until they are old enough to make their own decisions. ",
"The trumpets are so triggered that women and minorities are finally rising above the white man's oppression.",
"Thanks for the Gold! 💵 ",
"No its because pics is all political now and it sucks",
"I believe this is called indoctrination. ",
"Yes. Before now they could never stand outside for an hour holding signs. What incredible progress",
"No its because pics is all political now and it's powerful af.\n\nFTFY",
"Wow, your profile history though, I almost want to up vote you out of pitty. Surprise, you've been gaslighted. ",
"So when is it a good time for them to get involved in politics? Should they only start learning about politics when they're 18 and allowed to vote? Whats the benefit of having politically uninformed and apathetic youth?",
"And children make excellent billboards for their parent's beliefs.",
"does this count as /r/fellowkids?\n\ni mean... a kid made it so...",
"Well played.",
"She probably knows more about twitter than her parents... no it’s not. ",
"You're just upset that your patriarchy is being destroyed. Trump is fucked. The white man is fucked. We just showed the world that women, minorities and LGBTQA+ have a voice and that we're not afraid to use it. ",
"They are not developed enough to understand everything that is going on. Same reason they can't vote, drive cars, get a morgage, join the military, drink, smoke, stay out past 8pm...",
"Yes it is. ",
"Into what exactly? Caring about politics? Caring about people being good human beings? What is happening here that is teaching anything bad? ",
"You've spent your life figuring out your values, and it is your responsibility to communicate them. Trying to insulate your children from them is almost an oxymoron.\n\nIf a child becomes a conscientious adult, they re-evaluate the politics they inherited. If not, they're lucky to have yours.\n\nDo you disapprove of it when parents take their kids to church? Should people stop forcing their religion on their impressionable children?",
"Please, explain to me how exactly trump is \"fucked\". U think a couple shitty signs are going to stop this trump train? U gotta come up with a better plan than that to stump the trump.\n\nEnjoy 7 more years.",
"I hate to be the one to break it to you, but all you are doing at these rallies is talking to each other. No one else cares. No mater how clever you think your signs are.",
"Got it. I'll start tweeting pictures of my genitals to everyone.",
"Indoctrination: the process of teaching a person or group to accept a set of beliefs uncritically.",
"I'm sure your Tumblr is really cool. ",
"You don't have to know how to do any of those things to use Twitter and see that Trump is an idiot. \n\nYesterday my 10 year old nephew asked me why in the world Mexicans would pay for a wall to keep Mexicans out of America. \n\nI told him that if there was any logic behind it I would explain it to him, but there isn't so I don't really know how to even answer besides \"they wouldn't and Trump knew that\". \n\nI think you'd be surprised how much younger kids know about politics - it's plastered all over the news and social media 24/7. Sure, they don't have enough knowledge to make an informed decision, which is why we don't allow them to vote. But it would be very naive to think that they don't have enough of an understanding to be able to voice their opinion. \n\nThis little girl's opinion is that you should treat others how you want to be treated - I cannot believe that this is a controversial statement to some people on Reddit, but it speaks volumes of the state of our country that it is. ",
"Do you really think that someone teaching their kids their president is an asshole is bad? How would you like them to present it? “You shouldn’t support people who are mean to others. You shouldn’t be mean yourself. You’re welcome to question these morals, daughter of mine. You should question this, even though it’s called being a good person.”",
">powerful af\n\nI think you are vastly overestimating how important you are",
"I think you were indoctrinated.",
"I’m going to assume sarcasm. Yes, I was taught to be a good person. ",
"As a Trump supporter and person who is tired of politics on reddit, I actually liked this sign",
"It's like you're a parody of yourself. ",
"And I think you're stalking me.",
"Yes, I think that forcing children to go to church isn't right either ",
"Then explain to me how \"forcing children to go to church\" differs from \"passing on the religion that's been in my family for generations\".\n\nBecause you have a minority opinion there that deserves exposition.",
"When you automatically assume that a sign about tweeting is about politics, that sure says a lot about the president, huh?\n\nCould have been about bullying on social media or something.",
"bad puns... ",
"I wonder how many of us grown-ups read past the headline before we form an opinion. ",
"I think its funny.",
"Also, don't go full retard with mental gymnastics",
"> Whats the benefit of having politically uninformed and apathetic youth?\n\nTo enrich the government at their expense?",
"You just need to beat them a little when they stray from the narrative",
"Smart girl.",
"I think it's a little naive to think young kids aren't just parroting the adults in their life. ",
"Um these kids can trumps twitter too. If they don’t like it. Let em say so. ",
"I think this kid takes probably takes issue with the way trump tweets like the sign says. She can’t be against bullying?",
"I very much agree with you. Kids are as much able to form their own opinions as adults are. Even if adult opinions may be more informed doesn't mean a kid deserves less respect and doesn't want to be heard as much as a grown-up.",
"Yeah, my SO forgets this rule every time she opens her mouth",
"Except you are teaching kids your biased shit views instead of letting them decide on their own. Maybe you should have told your nephew this instead \"The President of the United States wants to use the trade deficit that the US has with Mexico to get Mexico to build a wall on our Southern Border.\" Instead you probably said \"Trump bad resist, me smart and good\" thus forcing your ideology onto a child.",
"This sign is surely the end of Trump.\n\nHe had a good run folks.",
"A liberal pedo?\n\nSay it isn't so!",
"How on earth do you derive \"pedo\" from my comment?",
"Maybe the fact you are calling a 10 year old \"Gorgeous!\".",
"You've never heard an adult refer to a kid as beautiful or gorgeous?",
"Yes a pedophile. ",
"You're imagining pedophiles everywhere.",
"'cept in 'murica we can tweet whatever we fucking want to tweet.",
"Am I the only person that thinks the leader of a country shouldn't be using social media to address everything.",
"Fucking gay"
] | 63 |
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This pretty much says it all
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/r/pics/comments/7s1fzw/so_will_i_die_if_i_drink_this_1995_sam_triple_i/
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[
"Only one way to find out!",
"Do it",
"That shit will give you super powers, nice find!!!",
"I’m all in.",
"Progress report requested ",
"I sure hope OP delivers or whatever.",
"He died.",
"I promise",
"Make sure to write it down. For science!",
"I’ve been directed to share this precious liquid with my friends. We’ll video it!",
"Can't be any worse than a tide pod, go for it",
"/u/janitroll, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/janitroll&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1fzw/so_will_i_die_if_i_drink_this_1995_sam_triple_i/?context=10\\))",
"It’s rhetorical. Wasn’t asking g anything. "
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So, will I die if I drink this?? 1995 Sam triple I found in my garage.
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/r/pics/comments/7s1hs3/the_ingredients_of_los_pollos_hermanos_chicken/
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[
"I laughed so much when 'Chicken semen' is near the top, and 'artificial flavour and color' are at the bottom..\n\neeww..lol",
"Where's the meth?",
"Chicken faces, hilarious and terrifying. ",
"Annato color, it's legit.",
"They listed chicken semen twice.. and \"mechanically separated chicken faces\" ... barf",
"7th line, 2nd ingredient",
"This looks like something you'd mix together if you were conducting a sick science experiment. ",
"\"Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking!\" -G. Fring ",
"That's not meth",
"It is meth, just not methamphetamine."
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The ingredients of Los Pollos Hermanos chicken
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[
"This is the mark left when a raptor dives onto it's prey.\nTLDR: Mouse dead.",
"Sure it’s not snow fallen over a dead bird?",
"/u/saraharboramor, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/saraharboramor&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1i5u/bird_snowangel/?context=10\\))"
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Bird snow-angel?
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[
"This pic gives me claustrophobia just looking at it. How are they going to get out?",
"*I haven't seen you before. Do you hang out here often?*",
"More supermarkets should have a chav storage area.",
"I have nightmares about thing like this. Reminds me to never put myself in a situation where this could ever be a possible foreseeable outcome.",
"Why not?",
"Looks like it could be the aftermath of a joint Bachelor party",
"For real, it makes me move my legs around on the couch just to double check that I'm not in that condition lol.",
"I was watching this YouTube video about the worst way you could die. Story was about a caver who got stuck headfirst down a shaft with his feet stuck on the cieling preventing him from getting out. I had to stop the video and walk away it freaked me out so bad.",
"Mafia or just dumb?",
"Frank?",
"I’ve seen this same video, and it was just horrifying. It took a long time for him to die too. Fucking terrible way to go. \n\nEDIT: https://m.imgur.com/BkmpH9v",
"Ever go skiing? Better be wary of tree wells. Seems like a terrible way to die.",
"Ahhh! Don't link it!",
"That’s an info graphic. Not the video. Still, it’s nightmare fuel. ",
"It's an [art performance piece by Willi Dorner](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/culturepicturegalleries/7724364/Willi-Dorners-Bodies-in-Urban-Spaces-project-takes-part-in-the-Brighton-Festival.html?image=3).",
"No worries they are mannequins. You can see on of the hands.",
"\"The time we got shoved upside down into a tree guard and instead of helping, strangers just took pictures.\""
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How, and why?
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/r/pics/comments/7s1itx/crazy_ice_formation_in_my_home_town/
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[
"That is absolutely amazing! It looks like angels!",
"What town is this? ",
"Sarnia ON, technically a small city.",
"I'm just across the bridge. ",
"When i saw the pic, i thought that looks like blue water",
"Someone should commission that as a sculpture",
"Plot twist: it's frozen people",
"I was thinking more Dementors."
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Crazy Ice Formation in my Home Town
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[
"I can attest that Afghanistan is a shithole.\n\nShe probably can, too.",
"Facts",
"Mildly infuriating that there is 1 # too many",
"Malala was shot in the head by a group of terrorists because she advocated for equitable education for children of both genders. The state did absolutely nothing in response because Afghanistan is a shithole.",
"Someone doesn't know how to spell shithole",
"As someone who types \"Shiet\"* a lot more than \"shit\", I took a second to process this. \n\n*it's funnier sometimes",
"True ",
"Malalas book is literally about how terrible her country is",
"An illiterate bookstore. Only in America. ",
"That totally owe their success to the support of their shithole country? ",
"Literally the whole story of Malala is about how she overcame her shithole country...",
"Isn't that \"shite\"? At least the British version.",
"Did the book store even read her book? ",
"I use \"shite\" to describe something that's rubbish and \"oh shiet\" as an exclamation. \n\n*Friend: \"I got tickets to the Plini concert!\"*\n\n*Me: \"Oh shiet, niiiice my dude.\"*"
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Found this at my local bookstore
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http://i.imgur.com/c7UJ3mG.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7s1o4z/just_a_beautiful_wavy_bacon_strip_road/
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[
"Where is this?",
"Italy ",
"Bolgheri, Italy.",
"I would love to drive on this road",
"I'd love to ride my bicycle through that road. \nCars be damned, this kind of serenity can only be experienced with the wind in your hair and the sun on your skin.",
"That's beautiful, would be a nice road for a weekend drive",
"I dream of roads like this with my longboard in hand. Amazing. Thank you for sharing.",
"I ride a longboard, and I cannot agree more.",
"You do realize that you need to wear a helmet... no wind in your hair :)",
"Have you not heard of a convertible?",
"Bicycle helmets have [come a long way](https://content.competitivecyclist.com/images/items/1200/GIR/GIR0402/MATDAZ.jpg) these days 😊",
"You make a compelling point, though personally I preffer self-powered vehicles to those running on fossil fuel. \nUndulating terrain such as this is both fun and healthy to ride through, and the view goes a long way in masking your exhaustion."
] | 12 |
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Just a beautiful wavy bacon strip road
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/r/pics/comments/7s1oxc/great_poster_and_truth_bomb_at_the_womens_march/
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[
"Diversity of thought is more important than diversity of genitalia and melanin. ",
"And one the best to achieve diversity of thought is engaging with people from different cultural, economic, and gendered backgrounds. ",
"Not really, since the Democrats see skin and genitalia first. Eminem is more familiar with the experiences of poor minorities than Obama, for example. Yet the left would see including Obama as being more diverse. ",
"Username checks out.",
"Brain checks out. ",
"Only all white countries are expected to push for diversity. ",
">Diversity of thought is more important than diversity of genitalia and melanin. \n\nBut but... TRUTH BOMB! ",
"There is no such thing as an \"all white country\" lmfao",
"The greatest diversity of thought can only be achieved through openness to perspective from all races, genders, sexual orientations, cultural backgrounds, etc. ",
"> Diversity of thought is more important\n\nUnless you're a Democrat, then your opinion doesn't matter lolol",
"But according to democrats a black person with conservative ideas is an Uncle Tom...right? A conservative woman is self hating. A conservative Hispanic is confided. Etc. So it’s not about ideas. ",
"> But according to democrats a black person with conservative ideas is an Uncle Tom. A conservative woman is self hating....right?\n\nI've never heard of such views so I'd say no, that is not correct. \n\n> So it’s not about ideas. \n\nIt absolutely is, you said so yourself. The fact that you feel the need to exclude Democrats over some half-baked strawman just goes to show how much respect you truly have for Diversity of Thought. ",
"If you’ve never heard that then your opinion doesn’t carry much weight. That’s an extremely common talking point from the left. ",
"LMAO",
"Ohhh kaaay...\n\n*backs away slowly*",
"It’s ok to be ignorant sweetheart, as long as you do something to fix it. Broaden your knowledge base a little and come back to me. \n\n*kisses*",
"eh, its a bit complex for the situation, better look for a propaganda style poster. ",
"where's my kiss",
"How's the leadership diversity in african countries? ",
"It’s reserved for my special person!"
] | 20 |
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Great poster AND truth bomb at the Women’s March NYC
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/r/pics/comments/7s1oy6/a_tiny_eastern_spotted_newt_i_found_on_the_road/
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[
"Absolutely lovely creature but please be careful when handling amphibians. Thier skin is capable of absorbing salt and other nasty things from your skin, potentially harming them. I find them all the time and it's so hard not to want to pick them up and be friends!",
"I know I just felt really bad leaving it on a main road where lots of transports pass and there be a chance of it getting run over. \n\nI have never seen them before in my neck of the woods until this discovery.",
"Also, you should wash your hands thoroughly after handling one; some of the species in the U.S. secrete the same toxin that makes Japanese puffer fish so dangerous to eat.",
"It would appear that this poor sod, did not get better. ",
"Dude, I totally get it. Safe rescue way more important!The lesser of two boll weevils and all that. My comment was less of a critic and more of a friendly FYI."
] | 5 |
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A tiny Eastern Spotted Newt I found on the road in the fall, released him in the same direction he was heading after a quick picture for size
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/r/pics/comments/7s1r38/small_old_castle_in_north_jersey_i_can_see_my/
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[
"Garrett mountain, nice pic. ",
"I just had the opportunity to go back to the first area where I decided perhaps I did have some photographic abilities. While I am still proud of my work from that first shoot, my shot choices in the latest trip were far beyond my first choices. I was surprised! Clearly I've learned something the last seven years. Realizing your shot choices are closer to your vision is a neat feeling!",
"Love the mood. Very gothic and otherworldly. The only comment I have is that I wish you'd taken one or two steps back, that way the top of the turret and the bottom of the door wouldn't have been cut off. Sweet find though. ",
"Thanks! I tried to get as back as I could but there’s a wired fence right in back of me. Beyond the small fence there’s a huge drop off the cliff lol ",
"I just got into photography also, got my first ever DSLR camera on Christmas. I’ve been enjoying every minute of it because I love the feeling of being able to express what I’m seeing and feeling through photos ",
"I almost added that there was probably some obstacle. lol Makes sense because it give the location a better vantage and makes it more defensive. "
] | 6 |
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Small Old Castle in North Jersey, I can see my Photography is slightly getting better with every photo I take
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/r/pics/comments/7s1rzz/my_girlfriend/
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[
"Nice shitter.",
"NSFW",
"Yeah, because [Kristen Stewart](https://tineye.com/search/74b428c357122541c33bde5583356715a0efc885/?extension_ver=firefox-1.3.2) is your gf...sure.\n\nGo lie somewhere else. \n\n",
"/u/_M1ssing_N0, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule II - No porn or overly sexual images.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/_M1ssing_N0&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1rzz/my_girlfriend/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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My Girlfriend
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/r/pics/comments/7s1sv4/this_is_nitro_and_hes_not_amused/
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[
"He also doesn’t have good taste in baseball teams",
"How can anyone hate on the A’s they trade away there chances every year. ",
"Dodgers fans"
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This is Nitro and he’s not amused
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/r/pics/comments/7s1tcn/real_problems/
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[
"Let people eat tide pods. Please dont interfere with natural selection.",
"Ugh. This is exactly what’s wrong with the world. Everything about this picture makes me cringe. ",
"Wow, just..wow."
] | 3 |
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Real problems
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/r/pics/comments/7s1v6u/the_one_real_message_we_should_all_get_behind/
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[
"This is kinda sorta a picture of a political sign though isn't it?",
"https://i.imgur.com/Pwaac2L.jpg",
"Just take in that most sane people hate Trump. Downvote and move on.",
"Looks like this was written by Michael J Fox on a piece of toilet paper while going down a Peruvian mountain on a bike",
"It’s almost like people can’t scroll past thumbnails they don’t care for. ",
"Downvoting and moving on is easier than making a crappy sign objecting to crappy signs",
"Make a post of this shopped onto a political sign held by someone looking at this post. \n\nShittypolitical/r/picsception.",
"Don't worry, Reddit's obsessive interest in political protest will disappear as soon as the next Democrat sits in the Oval Office.",
"I know, the march for life folks think people care that they showed up and care about stuff - how weird is that",
"Reddit without a wink and a smirk for meta jokes just wouldn't be worth living.",
"But,\n\nYou just..\n\n",
"I want to upvote this more than once",
"OP is a russian bot look at his history",
"its almost like the top of reddit takes stuff from every sub and all the pics ones are ALWAYS political.",
"cant deal with 15 more years of this.",
"Reddit will be Fark by then.\n\nAnd if it takes that long, the Dems will have only themselves to blame.",
"[https://i.imgur.com/5RiC0LU.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RiC0LU.jpg)",
"All caps? Really? Seems a little heavy handed for an abstainer.",
"Yet here you are.",
"So now all we need is a wink and a smirk",
"Lol. Comment from /u/themightybarackobama. This is actually hilarious.",
"Reddit is nearly fark sometimes I think when it comes to political leaning. ",
"Doesn't look like it to me",
"It's almost like a tumultuous, unpopular administration impacts much of reddits userbase. How dare they feel passionate about things that directly impact their lives.",
"But aren't political signs still pictures?",
"Yeah but without caps my handwriting doesn't look as good :/\n\nEDIT: woah I can't believe I got gilded. As a prize you get to see [my luscious cursive](https://i.imgur.com/tqA2JCa.jpg) .",
"i unironically agree with this statement",
"It's not r/dogs or r/people or r/buildings either, but we don't discriminate. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/qsZBgHt.gifv",
"Don't victim-blame ;) ",
"[https://im5.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-5-1ee347f6b5.gif](https://im5.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-5-1ee347f6b5.gif)",
"Oh no, I've been exposed to the outside world! ",
"If everyone here had their way there would be no pics on /r/pics.",
"Can't forget /r/progresspics. ",
"What Trump actions \"directly impact\" the average Redditor? Since you've specified none, I'll mention the three things that have happened over the past year that seem the most likely to affect the most people:\n\n* lower unemployment (millions of new jobs)\n\n* lower income taxes (for almost literally everyone)\n\n* huge stock gains for anyone with a stock account or 401k (a good 50% or more of the country)\n\nYes, I can see how they'd be terribly bothered by that.\n\n95% of the \"tumult\" you're imagining is monkeys flinging shit at each other on Twitter. Which is both pathetic, and more importantly, doesn't affect anyone against their will.",
"Look at me! I'm making a statement! I'm a hippy!",
"To be fair I was on a tricycle",
"But politics has taken so many subs from me and I have so few now :(",
"democrats from the US*",
"I like cool af pics and lulz. The signs provide lulz. I upvote.\n\nThis is not funny, I downvote.",
"I found the photos of signs much more interesting than the \"here's my dog that looks like a million other dogs\" posts.",
"Thank you enough with political stuff it’s making the internet suck",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Someone needs to make a new pics subreddit called picsnotpolitics or something. And allow absolutely no political garbage. Seriously, I come here to see pics that are cool, and make feel feel good. Not political bull. ",
"Good God Lemon did you write this with your feet?",
"Sill better than generic wedding photos getting 8k upvotes you can block politics you can't block facebook crap",
"The tax bill is raising my taxes (I guess that's my fault for being middleclass, and not one of the rich that it helped). His decision to stop the ACA payments to insurers raises the cost of my insurance. His immigration policy changes impact some of my friends who used to work in the US on visas, both back home and where I live now.\n\nAnd by the way, the things you listed aren't actions Trump has taken, but are various metrics a President can sort of impact, or not impact directly at all in the case of stocks.\n\nAnd when it comes to unemployment, 2017 added fewer jobs than 2016. You're taking credit for knocking in a 1 foot putt that Obama drove to the green.\n\nEdit: and to add more, he said a white supremacist group included \"some very fine people\". You can bet that emboldening racists directly impacts me.\n\nEdit 2: Yeah I guess just downvote me for directly answering a question, that's appropriate 👌 ",
"): ... like this?",
"Tips for OP.",
"Downvotes mean nothing when the other post has upvotes in the thousands",
"You know her scary foot problem wouldn't allow that",
"Pics and politics mods at this point are authoritarian. It's fucking weird.",
"r/pics has been a political shitshow for a while, so an upvote for you OP",
"That's why moving on is the more important part. Or- stop by and complain about it, or make a sign about it, or log off, or put your PC through a woodchipper and put it on youtube and post that to reddit- it really is all good.",
"Im indifferent to your picture. ",
"This is r/pics. Your pic is lousy. At least the people posting political signs put more effort into it than you did.",
"Remember who \"runs\" Reddit and the blatantly obvious agenda here. \nI'm sure the advertisers pay attention ;)",
"https://i.imgur.com/Z8O50iw.jpg",
"> This could've just been a comment on the original post\n\nAll the other polical signs could have been comments on the original political sign. You are stating the obvious.\n\n> but you felt it deserved it's own post\n\nPretty obvious since I made a new post\n\n> Your opinion of what qualifies as a good picture to share with others deserved it's own post\n\nIt's as much of a good pic as the other ones. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/oFDdRsV.jpg) is a pic of a cute bug I took.\n",
"Your handwriting looks pretty good for a 4th grader",
"Another thing that impacts me, the selling of federal lands for drilling/fracking. Fuck that, those are our lands to enjoy. No point in ruining them so Shell can have a good Q1 report. Not that it matters what I think apparently since the head of the EPA is transparently in the pocket of dirty energy",
"/r/**p**olit**ics**\n\nCheckmate.",
"Unless it's against the rules, the sub can be anything it wants to be.",
"Bulls*it. The average 4th grader can boast a much better calligraphy.",
"Is that a cat pic??? OMG THIS IS NOT /R/catpics crrrrryyy",
"You are so brave ... You can try 4chan.",
"Of course; including pics of signs complaining about other pics of signs.",
"> why can't people see something and just move on?\n\n[https://i.imgur.com/lKPaHzp.jpg?1](https://i.imgur.com/lKPaHzp.jpg?1)",
"It's not that it's a picture it's a picture they disagree with so it must not belong in a picture subreddit.... Some people feel really entitled and feel like they should only see things they want to see.",
"You must be new here if you still have expectations for good content",
"The site is super left leaning. The Bernie bros circle jerk isn't just annoying for the foreign redditors. You're trying to mock me for claiming to be \"brave\", which is not even remotely what I was doing. Just trying to put some distance between myself and SJWs like yourself. Soldier on though SJW! Your comments on the internet will really make a difference!",
"Okay well screaming about sjw just makes you sound silly",
"Yet here you are.",
"But your post *is* a political sign! You are in the Vortex! ",
"[I know](https://i.imgur.com/5RiC0LU.jpg)",
"W\n\nT\n\nF",
"I concur.",
"Couldn't agree more. I'm providing parity to your reply. I'm glad you can spot the absurdity in other people's comments if not your own.",
"pls don't post pics of my gf (>_<\")",
"fark had funny titles and unique articles tho. reddit just has the same articles and same references every post.",
"Ignoring political protests only serves to help those in power. ",
"either you die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain. ",
"Was really hoping someone else would be pissed that it's turned into /r/progresspics but apparently that's just me.",
"Picture of Text",
"Seriously!!! The Propaganda is crazy!!!! ",
"Good one",
"It's a picture isn't it",
"Absolutely ",
">Ignoring political protests only serves to help those in power. \n\nYa don't say. Fortunately, you only have to ignore the ridiculous protests if your head isn't up your ass. If I see a pussy hat for example, it's time to do something else.",
"A lot of people here are saying move on, but like I just don't care to have every other pic be some child being exploited to spread their parents political views. I am exaggerating but I still don't like it clogging my feed. It's been a year posting something to Reddit isn't going to erase Trump from history. Stop it get some help.",
"The sign to end them all",
"If you claim something turned into shit _years ago_ and are still subscribed to it, or even viewing it enough to see this post... That's kinda pathetic, dude. ",
"> Another thing that impacts me, the selling of federal lands\n\nDoes it really? Have you ever been to the specific lands under discussion? Are they a family vacation spot?\n\n[The protected areas of the United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protected_areas_of_the_United_States) cover 1,294,476 km2 (499,800 sq mi), or 14 percent of the land area of the United States. This is also **one-tenth of the protected land area of the world.** Nature reserves and National parks are about half of that total. The rest are state and local.\n\nThe Republican suggestion was to sell 3 million *acres* of that land.\n\nThere are 640 acres in a square mile. 3 million acres = 4,687.5 sq. miles.\n\nNow, I'll be generous and round that up to 5,000. Five thousand square miles in respect to five *hundred* thousand square miles is an enormous, whopping, mind-blowing...\n\n*One percent* of the total protected lands.\n\nThat's what your panties are in a twist about? *That's* the sort of \"tumultuous\" thing that causes you existential angst due to the severe \"impact\" on not just you but your fellow citizens?\n\nGet a grip. And some perspective.",
"I've visited those parks, and as a citizen and tax payer I oppose using them just to let the largest companies in the world be slightly more profitable.\n\nEdit: just to be clear, I've visited one of those parks",
"OMG FUCK DRUMPH RIGHT GUIZE???",
"> The tax bill is raising my taxes\n\nCan you explain how? Everyone's marginal rates are going down, and standard deductions are going up. That alone means savings for the vast majority of taxpayers.\n\nUnless your SALT deductions are very large, the tax bill shouldn't hurt you. And if that's your problem then you should take it up with the local authorities who are taxing you so ridiculously. It's not a federal problem.",
"It's eliminating individual deductions I rely on, and the double standard deduction does not make up for it.\n\nStrange enough, business deductions were left intact even though they got larger cuts as well.",
"Actually, /r/pics is rebranding to /r/trumphate2",
"[The actual bill](https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/621/text) was only moving to sell lands that had been classified as \"suitable for disposal\" *under Bill Clinton.*\n\nThe actual bill says nothing about selling to \"the largest companies in the world\". The land will be auctioned and anyone can buy it. Most of it is not suitable for oil exploration, if that your presumption.\n\nAll the profits must be used to pay down the 20.6 TRILLION dollar national debt.\n\nThis is not a bad deal.",
"Michael J. Fox was hitting on my mom in high school.\n\nNo, wait.....",
"Polly want a cracker? Or should we unclick the repeat button?",
"Well if you've actually run *all* the numbers and aren't just making an erroneous assumption, then it's certainly a pity that you're in the small minority whose taxes will go up.\n\nIf it helps, you can think about the fact that you're still paying about one-third of what someone with your income pays in Denmark.",
"My biggest issue with the tax bill is that while everyone gets something, people at $500k+ get the largest cuts in terms of percentage of earnings https://www.npr.org/2017/12/19/571754894/charts-see-how-much-of-gop-tax-cuts-will-go-to-the-middle-class\n\nIt's like it's designed to increase wealth inequality",
"But was he going down on her Peruvian mountain? ",
"Use the flair, it's there for a reason, so you can see all the cat pictures you like",
"Or... and listen here, you all could learn to filter flairs",
"it was of a lady holding a sign and making a gesture. \n\nget off your high horse with this stupid ass post.",
"Holy fucking shit guys, just fucking learn to filter flairs or words in titles. Most of the mobile apps can do it now. It's not even hard to do goddamn. \n\n\nI filtered out progress pics because i think they are boring, should i gain 300 pounds and post a photo of my belly with a passive aggressive remark to whine about content other people enjoy and upvote?\n\nE:the irony of getting downvoted with only one reply exactly proving my point. Stop whining, the fact you can't use somenthing so simple as flairs is not our problem.",
"But pics of political signs, or pics.",
"have we gone meta already?",
"You must have missed all the other pictures of people holding signs. There was a lot more than one.",
"Got em",
"It's also not /r/weightloss or /r/Ifinallygotcleanfromdrugs but don't tell the upvoters that.... ",
"Then maybe it does belong ",
"So it's Clinton's great idea and deal? Nothing Trump did ",
"I guess it does belong to the cesspool of garbage, that is r/pics.",
"Isn’t this an oxymoron?",
"Heel toe, Lemon",
"I agree with the weight loss one, but there really isn't too many \"clean and sober\" posts imo.",
"Who is that? Asking for a friend...",
"Scratch out r/pics with r/dnd and r/politics with r/pics and you got a true statement ",
"steve buscemi\n\ndid you know that he was a volunteer firefighter during 9/11?",
"This is /r/pics not /r/_______ (Insert whatever you want here. E.g politicalsigns, pets, dogs, people, buildings, progresspics, etc.)",
"You should post this to /r/handwritingporn",
"But but it's still a pic right?",
"Stella Maeve\n\nhttp://m.imdb.com/name/nm1886524/?ref_=m_tt_cl_i3\n\nThis one is from The Magicians Season 2.",
"Are you sure it’s not r/LookAtHowMuchWeightILost?",
"The sub is /r/pics, not /r/bitchaboutreddit.\n\nUnsubscribe from a sub that doesn’t post content you like? Get off of Reddit and maybe try to have a real social life? What are these concepts?",
"Half Life 3 confirmed.",
"no one is forcing you to be here.",
"She's so gorgeous. I have a hella girl crush on Stella.",
"I accidentally left comments sorted by controversial the other day. I didn’t notice until I started reading comments on /r/pics. This sub has some of the absolute worst responses to political posts. Considering not even /r/politics has people that hateful and disgusting posting, I feel it’s a problem with this sub much more so than the occasionally political content being posted. \n\nHow about if people act maturely, respectfully and kindly toward each other instead? That way it wouldn’t be such a big deal. ",
"Too soon.",
"The thing I like about /r/pics is that it has trends, and I find that interesting.",
"Too bad the admins won't just tell r/pics to ban any blatantly political posts.",
"It looks like I wrote this going down the side of a mountain on a bike. I have kinetic tremors. ",
"this hurts way more than it should",
"> Adjudications at US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS), the agency at the US Department of Homeland Security that reviews nonimmigrant and immigrant petitions and applications for immigration benefits, is fee-funded, and should continue on a normal schedule. ",
"Why not let the upvotes/downvotes decide what sort of pictures this sub wants to see on its front page? As long as it's not a picture of text (like OP sir here has done), it should be fair game, and let the subscribers decide if they want to see kittens or ex-coke addicts.",
"I mean, yeah, probably. Stability has a way of doing that.\n\nNow I know your argument will be that the health of the economy is somehow attributed to Trump, so let me head you off:\n\n1) it isn't.\n\n2) even if it was, it wouldn't even balance the deregulatory corruption, institutional chaos, geopolitical damage, social regression, and cultural exhaustion that his administration has created. \n\nHere's the cycle for the past few decades: democrats fix shit up and set a trajectory for some kind of gradual progress. Republicans (or more accurately, their industrialist handlers) get pissy about regulations and taxes cutting into profits, and broker political power. Meanwhile, regular voters become complacent about defending democracy because things seem to be going fine, while \"conservative\" voters, on a diet of rightwing fantasies and xenophobic dog-whistling, gear up for another regime change, and proceed to usher in the next wave of 1%er lapdogs. Republicans inherit the robust economy and begin to slowly ruin it with an orgy of deregulation, wealthy tax cuts, and the explosion of the deficit. After that comes recession. And by then, people are ready for democrats to come in again. Rinse and repeat.\n\n*Stop falling for this shit.* You aren't fighting some kind of noble rightwing rebellion against the evil \"librulz\" and the \"deep state\". You are being completely played. Your fears and base impulses are being exploited in order to line the pockets of rich people. \"The system\" isn't the problem. Institutional functionality and democratic progressivism are good things. They give you all of the liberties and protections and comforts that you enjoy on a daily basis. The problem is propaganda and greed, a storyline of history that we just can't seem to shake.",
"So... the main function of this website, functioning as it is intended to?",
"This is why I unsubscribed I turned off ads by putting on adblock.",
"I like how this is tagged as misleading.",
"Listen here you little shit",
"Good thing we lowered taxes so we can hand off protected lands to cover the deficit created by tax cuts.",
"Doesn't work half the time. Whether it's a new sub, or unflaired post, shit gets through ",
"Bruh, just do a little research, anyone making less than 50mil is getting a tax hike.\n \nCheck out the Green brothers.",
"Been waiting all day for this post.",
"Maybe if the government shrinked in size and stopped wasting tax dollars then we could have a tax cut and lower the debt. ",
"The timing tells me somebody is salty about the women's march. Too bad Nazis are too stupid for clever signs; otherwise you wouldn't see garbage /r/pics posts like these. Part of me hopes OP is being intentionally ironic by posting a picture of a written message as a protest against people posting pics of written messages, but alas OP is probably alt-right bootlicking fascist scum",
"You are very wrong",
"No you don't become an enlightened member of the new Reich in fourth grade. That comes after you take freshman econ and try to be edgy because you lack a personality and major in CS and declare yourself a \"libertarian because I'm like cool with pot but I'm fiscally conservative and the concept of equal rights for human beings threatens my delicate fee fees\"",
"and jerking off",
"Lol ",
"THE SUB IS /R/ONLYPICSILIKE NOT /R/PICSIDON'TLIKE",
"r/lookmycancerisgone",
"It's reddit, dawg. If you want /r/pics without the political signs, either go to a subreddit that does that or make your own subreddit that does that.",
"BOTH SIDES ARE THE SAME, LOOK AT HOW I AM ABOVE THE CONFLICT AND THUS AM SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE SHEEP.",
"Yay hypocrisy.",
"I really don't think this works. Because people are biased and there's no way to get around that.\n\nLet's say you feel really strongly about Pepsi, but you hate Coca-Cola with a passion. \nThen there comes two pictures from a photo shoot, one with Pepsi and one with Coke. \nBy far an large the Coke one is the better *picture*, it's better framed, better shot, tells a better story and is more interesting. \nThe Pepsi one is a picture of their logo on a shirt on someone famous.\nHowever since you hate everything with Coke, you're determined to find flaws and you downvote that. But you also think it's very neat that someone famous is wearing the same Pepsi shirt that you have in your closet, and you upvote this.\n\nIt's not a large problem in most cases, because there isn't so many people that have very polarized black or white opinions about Pepsi and Coke. \nHowever.. when it comes to politics, to \"being healthy\" vs \"love your body\", to transgender, to feminism and other such topics there are very polarizing views. And in these cases it's not the \"Best pictures\" that rise to the top, it's the \"Currently most popular local opinion\" that rises. And that promotes using the sub as a soapbox rather than as a place to post nice pics.",
"have you ever stopped to wonder why all the posts have thousands of upvotes? ",
"They said something bad about Trump and his delicate supporters are mad about it. Nothing more to it than that.",
"Best post on the sub",
"Well it isn't because each of them contributes something new and interesting.",
"If your favorite park turns into a dump filled with used needles and trash everywhere would you not complain? \n\nBut if you did complain, I mean, nobody is forcing you to keep going to that park, right?..",
"perhaps not new, but definitely relevant and important",
"You dense motherfucker it's a subreddit for pictures, doesn't matter the content, if it's a picture it belongs on the subreddit. If you don't like seeing pictures of political signs, downvote them, so that they don't rise to the top",
"But that means pics is a part of politics, not (necessarily) the other way around!\n\n*Hit that bullseye, now the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.*",
"You don't know these people. It is not relevant to you. Important? No. A person looking for karma on Reddit is not important. ",
"What if the subscribers want to see text posts like this one?",
"/r/IAmAnAmericanCitizenNow\n\nEdit: I actually wondering.. Is there a way to easily filter out these posts? \nI like /r/pics, but I'm getting quite tired to constantly seeing \"Trump\"-, \"weight loss\"-, \"cancer\"-, and \"American citizenship\"-posts",
"Then they should try a different subreddit. ",
"We must go deeper.",
"That was an interesting place to take that.",
"Yeah I member the older days with pics having beautiful shot pictures and now most posts arent even that great. Its changed just like so many other default subreddits.",
"....",
"Someone got their feelings hurt huh? Well if they’re a Trump supporter they deserve it. ",
"It's also not for sob stories, but there are more sick people here than interesting pictures.",
"Same reason anti hillary posts on t_d get lots of upvotes?",
"I don't need to know them, as a woman it is inherently relevant to me. Any American politics is relevant to any American Redditor. The fight for women's rights is relevant to anyone in any country. The importance doesn't come from the karma, it comes from the content. ",
"Ok enough of the women's march already",
"Why did you wait 27 years and all a sudden you are complaining it's taking too long?",
"Should have known you're one of those personal social issues over real issues types. You aren't furthering a damn thing by upvoting a thousandth fat girl to get skinny today.",
"I mean it’s not difficult to see that most of reddit is fairly left leaning and the anti trump posts are very popular. Signs may get upvoted, but that would belong in a different subreddit not one meant for beautiful pictures",
"Your comment makes you seem like an unintelligent person. ",
"Who says this sub is only for beautiful pictures? Then wouldn't it be better to call this /r/beautiful_pictures?",
"The post on /r/showerthoughts or some other text based sub",
"Lot of buzzwords you got there ma'am, think your pussy hat might be cutting off some of the circulation to your brain.",
"The description says a place to share photographs and pictures, sorry but I don’t really see signs fitting in there",
"You lucky fence, you.",
"Why doesn't that logic apply to weight loss pictures and /r/progresspics?",
"How have your feelings been the last year? LOL",
"Thanks, new wallpaper!",
"No it's the iron knees",
"r/LongerSubredditnamesneeded",
"I'm not the one deciding anything. They have no actual bearing on your life.",
"I can *kind of* understand coming back to it just to check up, yknow look at one of the front page posts see if anything's changed but then why comment like, just leave ",
"B.... Bb...... Bbbbuuuuut TRUUUUMP!!!! REEEEEEEEEE",
"Definitely not. Pics is starting to feel like Facebook.",
"This is rage writing I believe. I get it often when I have to write a note for my GF or my mother or sisters.",
"The fact you disagree with me says you are and it’s NOT about my view, if you support Trump. Wow...just wow. That makes you a bigger piece of shit than he is. ",
"My feelings? My feelings are anger at the fact that someone like Trump can be elected but I know I’m\nnot alone by a long shot. 2018 Trumps going to get the message about how unpopular he really is. ",
"Correct, the sign is misleading. This sub is /r/pics, not /R/PICS.",
">/r/p**olit**ics\n\nO lit!",
"Political signs don’t bother me as much as always seeing pics of beautiful women doing random things. You all have majority of reddit for that, can’t we just enjoy cool photos?! ",
"/r/literallyjustapictureofadudewithasobstory",
"Jesus. You people will literally pounce on any opportunity to shit on Trump. ",
"You seem like a gatekeeping Nazi. What's your real beef?",
"+1. Also not r/titles or r/stories ",
"I know it's a joke but it still makes me mad. ",
"You are not thinking about the feelings of shills just like they are not thinking about the possible consequences for their 6year old kids wearing these posters.",
"Trying to match the writing to the tune of flintstones like that girl with too much time on her hand does with equations.",
"LOL keep building those emotions up, it'll make this much more entertaining. Despite what your little circlejerk subs would have you believe(Hillary's 98% chance of winning comes to mind), Trump is gaining support. I'll be voting for my first time ever this year! Are you as excited as I am?",
"We’ll see about that I got Doug Jones elected ",
"That's the spirit! So how many times did you vote?",
"So sick of seeing those people who go on unhealthy diets, hide their skin folds, and take a flattering picture of them looking like a corpse of their former self",
"Wouldn’t it be nice",
"I can guarantee you it isn't just Reddit that is anti-Trump. Also, it's a subreddit for pics. Pictures of signs, whether you like it or not, are still pics.",
">I really don't think this works. Because people are biased and there's no way to get around that.\n\nso instead of making a new sub (which should take off like a rocket with all these disgruntled r/pics users just waiting for a place like that) your solution is: contrary to the everything goes rules that ensure a democratic decision by the entire user base someone (obviously unbiased!) decides what content this sub is now allowed to vote on, because those stupid users are to \"biased\" to agree with your ideal interpretation of how this sub should look like?\n\nmaybe if people prefer shity pictures of autistic dogs they should be allowed to view them, even if the thought police does not like it? ",
"Whether it be a picture of a mountain or a picture of someone holding a sign, they're all equally pictures.",
"Half the subs on here are drooling for their next shot at a political meme (r/ advice animals). ",
"I don't know about mobile but on desktop you can download the [Reddit Enhancement Suite](http://redditenhancementsuite.com \"also /r/Enhancement\") addon. It lets you filter dozens of different things like post flair, titles, users, entire subreddits, keywords... etc. ",
"Weight loss/sobriety pics are photographs chronicling a time in someones life. They are meaningful. Perhaps not to you, but plenty goes on in this world that isn't important to you. Just ignore those that you don't like, they're clearly labelled.",
"Yeah I don't understand people being legitimately upset that someone posted a picture of the Women's Marches. It like people didn't know it went on country if not worldwide. A picture is a picture whether you agree with the content of that picture is a different topic. ",
"Or /r/DeadPetPics?",
"His name was Seth Rich",
"Some people seek out things to be upset about. ",
"I’m snitting next to borpo. ",
"It's a sign!",
"Just once asshole that’s all it took and you’ll see more blue this coming year. Believe it or not most Americans despise Trump and if Republicans didn’t gerrymander the fucking electoral system we wouldn’t be talking about him right now. ",
"lol I like that enthusiasm! Here's the suicide hotline just in case tho, don't do anything crazy ok. 1-800-273-8255 (it's free!)",
"Still doesn't really help against posts with titles that give 0 information sadly, but there's no way to really sort those out anyway.",
"Sorry you got butthurt. If you don't like something downvote and move on.",
"QQ moar?",
"Hadn't noticed. Isn't this post a political statement?",
"R/pics seems to be in denial over a picture is worth a thousand words. \n\nGiven the right politician, and given any photo, they can make it work an angle for them. \n\nI think you guys might be losing a battle here. Especially when one of the most recent battles you guys took up was with a crippled girl in a wheel chair. The crippled girl won easily. #SAD",
"There is already a bot that automatically flairs \"US politics\" posts. \n\nMaybe the mods should try and expand that feature to the other common types of posts as well. Then people can simply filter out specific flair, if they want that.",
"With a strawman like that, our crops should be safe forever. Thank you, random Reddit user.",
"stop being passive aggressive and speak to the people you have issues with in your life.",
"Good God Lemon, your breath. When did you find time to eat a diaper you found at the beach?",
"I don't have issues with them, I just do it to annoy them because they all tell me to stop yelling when I get annoyed, so whenever I write them a note, I make ot in Rage Writing. It amuses me.",
"Preach!",
"Oh my God I hate those. \n\nThe worst thing is no matter how much weight someone lost and how fast people still upvote. Losing weight is not about getting a high score. Losing 4 pounds a week for a year is not fuckin healthy. \n\nThe stuff people say and upvote about weight loss, nutrition, and eating disorders is so damn wrong on Reddit! ",
"How is the sign political?",
">Misleading\n\nHah! ",
"Well in your way to building a nice information bubble",
"On the other hand, the angry partisan obsession with hating Republicans is getting out of hand. Like we get it, Republicans are hypocrite fucks.\n\nBut just five minutes ago I saw this thread in which someone said Democrats still take money from military industrial lobbyists and Democrats \"aren't blameless\" in the trend of politicizing the military. The response, which got like four times the votes, began by strawmanning the whole comment as simply \"'both sides are the same'\" and proceeded to bitch about Republicans being a hundred times worse. \n\nLike.... What? There's a fucking difference between saying \"this problem isn't completely partisan\" and saying \"both sides are the same\". There's a fucking difference between bringing up problems with the other side to have a balanced, honest conversation and just deflecting or equivocating. But people get so paranoid, obsessive, and self-righteous they start seeing any introspection or balanced criticism as letting conservatives off the hook.",
"Can. You give proof that what's happening to the market is because of Obama?\n\nWhy is it that it was rather stagnant with Obama and then all of a sudden it goes flying up, the second trump is in power. The market moves extremely fast. Can you give me proof that its Obama that's doing this? And for how long will it be because of obama?",
"I get my information from plenty of other places. \n\nBut, I don't browse /r/pics for politics, nor do I care much about the pictures of people posting about their weight loss, or gaining American citizenship.\n\nalso.. the politics on this sub is mostly \"Fuck Trump\" in some way or another, and I'm getting quite tired of that bubble.",
"This is my personal pet peeve. The comments always look like something from a cult, as if someone’s soul has been saved. It’s creepy. ",
"They're still paying a much much larger share than the rest of the population. Why is it that because someone is richer they have to pay a bigger share.\n\nIf we had a flat rate of, idk. 20%. You would still get more money from the richer people and less from poorer. Why do we have the right to choose that richer people have a larger percentage of their money taken away?",
"In a circle. ",
"And on top of that... Not being an American myself, I couldn't care less if someone gets American citizenship.\n\nI mean. Nice for the guy or girl getting the citizenship, and I'm glad they are happy... But I don't need to see the exact same post (just with a different person) multiple times per month.",
"I'm glad someone is still making this argument. I gave up on having constructive dialogue with tribalists a few weeks ago.",
"> This sub has some of the absolute worst responses to political posts. Considering not even /r/politics has people that hateful and disgusting posting, I feel it’s a problem with this sub much more so than the occasionally political content being posted.\n\nI think that the mods in r/politics are more thorough in stopping shitposting than they are here. It's got to the point that I'm serious debating unsubbing from here. Yes I will be missing out on pics of retarded animals but it means I don't have to put up with the constant US politics.",
"The irony in this is kind of amazing",
"That's implying that you aren't already fighting those in power, or that those in power only need you to ignore a protest and nothing more.",
"Just what a liberal would say",
"Themselves to blame? It will always be someone else's fault.\n\nLegitimate question from an Aussie: Have any of them come out an stated that they may have misjudged the mood of the population when they made Hillary their candidate? Or something along those lines? All I have seen and heard here is how it's everyone else's fault.",
"Lessons continue until the lesson is learned.",
"Thank you",
"Hey I stole this picture off Google for karma/my name is gallowboob, give karma plox.",
"I don't care if they are saying good or bad about him, being reminded of Trump is a negative experience regardless and hearing about him everywhere gets you down. If I could just avoid political subs it'd be alright but then you go into a thread where someone made a painting or a video of a cute puppy and there's always that one asshole that has to bring up Trump.\n\nNot everyone has a boner for Trump.",
"But the thing is, the sub is simply called \"pics\". Not \"pics, except political stuff\". There's no real reason why political pictures _can't_ be posted here, unless it turns out that doing so results in people behaving like assholes, and even then the problem is obviously _those people_, and not the picture itself.\n\nI understand, you don't care about politics, I get it, but maybe just ignore those posts then. They're not against the rules, other people maybe _do_ want to see them, and no one's forcing you to click on those posts or comment on them at all.\n\nThe answer, from what I can tell, is to have the mods be tougher. People can either ignore or downvote political pics posted here, but they have no excuse or reason to act like idiots whenever one is. If they do, they get to feel the consequences.\n\nOtherwise, who decides _which_ pics are allowed here, in general? You? Me? The mods? Well, the mods have already decided, and turns out, political pics are allowed.",
"Is it odd that I cannot view these subreddits? I've never had this happen to me before. Can someone explain why? Please and thank you",
"I’m American and I honestly don’t really care either. I mean good for them but I’m sick of seeing it all the time. ",
"They don't exist ;)\n\nI was just a joke, thinking of some fitting alternative names for /r/pics",
"> he said a white supremacist group included \"some very fine people\". You can bet that emboldening racists directly impacts me.\n\nI was with you until this point, those words are out of context.\n\n> [“What about the alt-left that came charging at, as you say, at the alt-right?” Trump said. “Do they have any semblance of guilt?”](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/trump-defends-white-nationalist-protesters-some-very-fine-people-on-both-sides/537012/)\n\n> [“I’ve condemned neo-Nazis. I’ve condemned many different groups. But not all of those people were neo-Nazis, believe me,” he said.](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/trump-defends-white-nationalist-protesters-some-very-fine-people-on-both-sides/537012/)\n\n> [“You had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists,” Trump said. “The press has treated them absolutely unfairly.”](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/trump-defends-white-nationalist-protesters-some-very-fine-people-on-both-sides/537012/)\n\n> [“You also had some very fine people on both sides,” he said.](https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/trump-defends-white-nationalist-protesters-some-very-fine-people-on-both-sides/537012/)\n\nWhen you include the preceding words that give context to what he's saying, he is specifically saying that people other than white nationalists and neo-nazis are fine people. Those people are exempt from being fine people in his words. If the media accurately reported on his words, white-nationalists and neo-nazis would feel like he is throwing them under the bus. Instead they believe he considers them fine people which emboldens them.\n\nTrump is an asshole but that doesn't mean you need to make up things about him. I'm not saying you did, you likely didn't know what he said in full.",
"I did, OP looks to be an Italian weaboo.",
"[http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/189/715/161.jpg](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/189/715/161.jpg)",
"> This could've just been a comment on the original post\n\nYou say that like there's one and not dozens.",
"Is there an r/salt? Or an r/passiveaggressive? Cause based on the comments here, that's where most of you SHOULD be posting ;P",
"Amen to that ",
"Feel the consequences? Thousands of upvotes if you trash talk certain people?\n\nIt has gotten to the point that those who know they can't get their opinions across/have been banned in r/politics come here because they can get away with almost anything. I've mistakenly read the comments in some of those political posts and think monkeys throwing shit at each other is a masterpiece in comparison.\n\nIf there was rational debate, I would be ok with it but it's not.",
"Again, I get that, but it's a problem with the commenters, not the content being submitted. Rule #7 is perfectly clear. If someone is throwing shit, whether it's political or not, they're breaking the rules. The mods need to enforce that, and if they don't, that's why the outcasts of /r/politics feel emboldened to take their fighting and personal attacks here instead.",
"K, I'll downvote this comment and move on",
"Username checks out",
"Just downvote them and remain calm",
"*Nothing personnel, kid.*",
":)",
"Do you not understand the system of voting? Is your opinion more important than those of the people that vote these pictures to the front page?\n\nDownvote the pictures you don't like and move on. You don't need a safe space to shield you from other people's opinions.",
"Bless the mods for the chuckle.",
"That's how it's supposed to work. Your guys' whinging is funny.",
"> As long as it's not a picture of text (like OP sir here has done), it should be fair game\n\nNext time a kitten will feature beside the sign for your delight.",
"I thought this was a sub for reposting pictures from Facebook?",
"I hear you. It is hard to avoid, the world seems to revolve around this dumbass for the moment. Hopefully not too much longer.",
"> Do you not understand the system of voting?\n\nI do and my post is trending thanks to the same system of voting. \n\nTake your own advice: \"Downvote the pictures you don't like and move on\"\n\n> You don't need a safe space to shield you from other people's opinions.\n\nNeither do you.",
">I do and my post is trending thanks to the same system of voting.\n\nGood, we shouldn't police what kind of content gets to the front page. Let the votes do that.\n\n>Neither do you.\n\nI'm not telling you your content shouldn't be allowed.",
"Understand that you just butchered the rules of Reddiquite like every other user.",
"Except pictures of a sign is \"pictures of text\" which is actually against the rules. Mods don't enforce it though.",
"what's a whinging",
"*sigh*",
"Let's not have this sub turn into that shit hole please",
"This sub is garbage. Get it off your account if you don't like it",
"Geez, I mean the dude was just saying he didn't want political statements on the sub. He's a \"dense motherfucker\" for having an opinion? I'm not saying I agree with him, I kinda don't, but I don't think he's dense cause he has an opinion about where this sub should be topic wise.",
"Instead, their should be a non political picture sub, cause a sub called pics can have any pics cause that's what it's meant for, pics. If u have a sub specifically banning politics, wether in the title or description, there won't be any politics. That seems fair.",
"The politics on all of Reddit is mostly “Fuck Trump”",
"This place is turning into Facebook over here.",
"The only way to determine the content of the sub is to upvote and downvote, otherwise the only rules are that it has to be a picture. Doesn't matter if it's a political sign or a picture of a literal piece of shit, both belong on the subreddit. Whichever one rises to the top and becomes the popular theme to upload depends on the upvotes. So no, he shouldn't voice his opinion",
"So... r/nothing?",
"Because mods are pushing the political agenda, sadly\n",
"Keep the kitten and remove the sign. Even better",
"And the top post today is a mediocre image of a sign. Not even a funny sign! Not even an interesting story! \n\nHow about make a r/agendapics For daily dose of programming.",
"Upvote manipulation is making your single vote impossible in effecting change.",
"*sigh* I'll get the goat...",
"Yeah! They should just all stay obese like God and America intended!",
"Here Here!",
"Punctuation. Please.",
"\"Proof\" is not an applicable term for soft sciences like economics. I can however give you a synopsis of the [mainstream economist view](http://fortune.com/2017/07/20/donald-trump-economy-stock-market-jobs-reports-credit/).\n\nIt was not stagnant under Obama. That is flatly incorrect. Nobody liked it, but Obama's stimulus package is the only thing that prevented a full-out depression and triggered recovery. That recovery had steady growth for his entire two terms. And the growth into Trump's presidency exactly matched the rate of growth under Obama - suggesting that it is a continuation, not a sudden surge.\n\nThis is why facts, and not *punditry*, are what matter.\n\nAs for the stock market, yes, Trump absolutely gets credit for bolstering market faith - *obscene deregulation* tends to do that. You know another time when we had a lack of regulatory oversight and a bullish, aggressive Wall St? Right before the recession.",
"> come out an stated \n\n*and\n\nYou do speak English down under, don’t you?",
"No. An oxymoron is a figure of speech that’s self-contradicting. Not an action.\n\nThis is contradictory or hypocritical, and that’s the point. It’s funny.",
"“As a woman...”\n\nOh, give it a rest. Nobody is coming for you, and the sky isn’t falling. For fuck’s sake, you aren’t facing anything even approximating what could even be _considered_ actual oppression.\n\nYou can live and do _literally whatever you want_ in America, and more generally in the west. You and every citizen have historically unprecedented freedom, and no politically-motivated, media-created boogeyman is actually looking to take that away.\n\nI’m so sick and tired of this meme. It’s simply a lie, and it prevents actual reasonable political discussions and the exchange and debate of important ideas that we really ought to be having. We’re always on the verge of the apocalypse, and everyone is always outraged. It’s ridiculous.",
"Punctuation. Please.",
"But getting upvotes is the only thing those protests are accomplishing. Oh sorry, this is r/pics not r/imgoingtohellforthis",
"As I mentioned, it increases the wealth inequality gap, which just isn't sustainable.\n\nWhen one group of people gets 84% of the wealth generation in one year, they ought to pay more taxes than everyone else.\n\nIn any case, we're talking about cuts here. Why should the wealthy get the largest tax cuts as a percentage of their earnings? What good does that do for us?",
"Irony —> humor",
"Oh my God! You mean my internet points are meaningless and my opinion doesn't really matter on a giant privately run, international forum?",
"So if you support Trump, then you’re _worse_ than Trump. Sure, why not. You seem to have a sound and reasonable outlook.",
"Jesus Christ, how hard is it to write sentences? Did you just not get around to mastering the comma and period in elementary school?",
"That's your issue with my statement. No commas?\n\nBet my bank account got more commas than yours.",
"I’m sure it does, friend. I’m very proud of you.\n\nIf you’re interested in literacy, though, your horrendous-for-a-twelve-year-old run-on sentence actually needed a _period_, not a comma.",
"Not in this context, you're like a middle schooler...technically any still image could go on r/pics, but that would be pretty stupid to allow that, wouldn't it? Why can't you just accept that some people don't want to read anti trump signs or see a person holding a piece of paper and a tiny American flag saying they're a new citizen?",
"Is that how you spend your time? Go get hired as an English teacher where it might matter lol",
"So? Let's say there's you and your friend. Your friend earns twice as much as you. And let's say there is a 20% flat tax rate. He still pays twice as much tax as you. That seems fair doesn't it? Earns twice as much, pays twice as much. Why should it be because he earns twice as much he needs to pay 3-4x what you pay?\n\nWell, they got the largest tax cuts because they already had by far the highest taxes. They still pay a much bigger cut than the average person. But what gives us the right to make them pay much more just because they make more? Why do they ought to pay a bigger cut than everyone else?",
"How am I to remain calm when my convenience is at stake? ",
"Can always tell a strong argument by the instant personal attacks.\n\nAnd yes any image, within reason, can go on r/pics.. Thanks for proving your own argument moot.",
"Holy shit, is that [Cyrillic cursive](https://www.google.com/search?q=russian+cursive&client=firefox-b&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=j9WZRqbk2PppjM%253A%252CDeGprFIFomRVLM%252C_&usg=__roB-17RALyTIq-UYXKtLV-xXH74%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi0-uvVhezYAhUObq0KHdbDBUoQ9QEIOTAH#imgrc=srPEw3TKWG9b1M:)?",
"It's not just a sign though, is it? The pictures others are referencing, always have a background containing various things. If it is JUST a sign (like OP), then I agree, but ultimately it's up to the mods.",
"So why did you mention a comma?",
"Omg I'm lizzing!",
"A flat tax has been explored at length. It wouldn't give the government nearly enough to work with, and if they raised it to the point that it would generate enough revenue it would make too many people impoverished.\n\nIf $20,000 is required annually to provide housing, food, and education to my family, and I make $22,000, a flat 20% tax rate would put my net at $17,600 - not enough to provide for my family.\n\nHowever, my hypothetical friend in your scenario would have a net of $35,200. If my friend paid a higher percentage I could still provide for my family, he would still be much richer than I, and the government could get the same tax revenue. That is why we have graduated tax rates.",
"Is there something wrong with people complaining that a once decent sub has turned to absolute trash? Where are the quality pictures takes by people with good cameras? Not cell phone quality pictures of text, or mirror selfies with the flash on.",
"I wasn’t aware that there was a restriction on what type of photos are allowed ",
"...isn't that what r/photography is for?",
"You didn’t use either. Even a comma splice is better than a run-on.",
"Trump has a what, 36% approval rate?\n\nEvery sub that isn't a ring wing echo chamber is going to be trumphate. 2/3rds of the country rightfully hate him and the number is even more stark on reddit which is mostly millennials. \"Hur dur an overwhelmingly hated president on an even more left wind site isn't liked by the website and this apparently surprises me\"",
"You don't get to decide what is relevant to other people. ",
"She never said we're on the verge of the apocalypse, easier to argue when its against a strawman right?\n\nAre you so ignorant you don't think Republican policies can hurt women? That if they removed the filibuster (as your retard-in-chief suggested this morning) that they wouldn't use it to curb or outright prevent abortion access? You think that they wouldn't go after birth control access? \n\nRepublicans that propped up a monster like Roy Moore who abused young girls? How about the president that bragged about sexual assault?\n\nYou really can't see why women would be against this administration and find this protest relevant?\n\nYou must be an idiot ",
"> If you’re interested in literacy**, though,** your horrendous-for-a-twelve-year-old\n\ncomma advice from this retart. o,k,",
"No it is /r/todayisawawittyantitrumpsignandwantedsomekarma",
"Complains about postings in r/pics not being about pictures by posting a picture of text to r/pics.\n\nSounds about right",
"ok /r/politicalsigns doesn't exist so where do we put all the pictures of political signs then",
"Well yeah, I mean Hitler didn’t rise to power on his own. \nTrump’s are narcissistic man-child. I’m sure if I hand my car keys to a 7 year old they’d be excited as well but when he causes an accident I don’t blame the 7 year old. ",
"I thought it was a /r/pics, /r/loseit, /r/mildyinteresting and /r/politicalhumor combo-subreddit.",
"Translation: \"I don't like seeing things I disagree with!\"",
"Picture of political signs somehow stop being pictures? ",
"What about hot chicks in uniforms? Because we get one every other fucking day. If I wanted to see hot women I have other sources",
"In the trash where they belong.",
"How hard is it to just keep scrolling?",
"You mean the background that is always irrelevant? The wheel chair girl picture is very old, but it didn't hit front page in the last couple days because of the background, it hit front page because of the text on her shirt. It's the same with all the \"protest\" signs which are just upvoted because they feed the Reddit bias. ",
"You should ask yourself that question.",
"More like /r/shittyhandwritingporn",
"But where am I going to whore for Karma.",
"Again I'm not deciding it. ",
"> There's a fucking difference between saying \"this problem isn't completely partisan\" and saying \"both sides are the same\"\n\nThe \"both sides are the same\" argument only gets made when the speaker knows that their side is demonstrably worse.\n\nOn the one hand, stabbity up there sounds like a douchebag. On the other hand, he's probably self-aware enough to realize that the absolutely unhinged liberal vitriol for Republicans is a bit embarrassing from a neutral standpoint, which is at least a start.",
"> Are you so ignorant you don't think Republican policies can hurt women?\n\nHow? Specifically, how? What's an actual, literal, worst-case scenario? Do you imagine people on the right want the equivalent of Christian Sharia law, that in their perfect world women would be an oppressed underclass in burlap sacks who are regularly beaten? How evil do you think these people, your neighbors and fellow citizens, really are? Talk about strawmen.\n\n> as your retard-in-chief suggested this morning\n\n_My_ retard-in-chief? First of all, that's very mature of you. Second, when did I suggest that I'm a Trump fan in any way? Saying that he's not literally the antichrist allows plenty of room for me to be a strong critic. Third, if you're an American, then he's _your_ \"retard-in-chief\" as well. That's how this works.\n\n> that they wouldn't use it to curb or outright prevent abortion access?\n\nProbably, yes. But this stems from a belief in some (many, actually, but not me) that we ought to consider the unborn as humans with the same rights and protections. If you think this is unequivocally about \"controlling women's bodies,\" then you should maybe have some conversations with people who don't agree with you every now and then. Echo chambers are not healthy, and this is an _ongoing debate._ I'm on your side here in that I don't believe we should consider the unborn to be citizens with rights (i.e. _not_ a part of the \"woman's body\"), but I acknowledge and respect those who think we should. I'm always eager to discuss it, and I will _not_ attribute the most terrible possible motives to them for no reason. I'll assume that they have good intentions and motivations (because it's almost always true) and attempt to persuade them. This is what you should be doing as well. We're all on the same side here, and people like you really need to start realizing that.\n\n> You think that they wouldn't go after birth control access?\n\nAccess? _No._ Literally nobody is arguing for a reduction in access to birth control. You can grab a 12-pack of condoms right now for a couple bucks at any corner store, not to mention the dozens of other affordable options that exist. Nobody wants this to change.\n\n> Republicans that propped up a monster like Roy Moore who abused young girls? How about the president that bragged about sexual assault?\n\nYep, this is gross and awful. But how is it relevant? I'm interested in _policies,_ not so much the personal faults or views of the people enacting them. I would readily call out the hypocrisy of anyone who voted for Roy Moore, though. Still not sure how this is relevant here, unless you're trying to paint the _entire right_ (half of the country) as child-molesting woman-gropers, which would be pretty hateful. Anyone can play this game, by the way. Want to talk about Bill Clinton? Barney Frank? Ted Kennedy?\n\n> You really can't see why women would be against this administration and find this protest relevant?\n\nWell, I didn't actually say this. To reiterate, I think that the tone has become hysterical and overblown to the point that _legitimate_ and _valid_ criticisms are drowned in a sea of hyperbole. That's my point here. Many who march at these rallies don't have the decency to extend some benefit of the doubt to people who disagree with them politically, and they use the most extreme examples to paint a worldview held by vast swaths of the population (men _and_ women). It's a terrible state of affairs, and people like you contribute to it directly. You're doing actual damage to society, regardless of how valid some of your points might be.\n\n> You must be an idiot\n\nAh, a nice ad hominem to cap it all off. Yep, I'm an idiot because I don't share your belief that the right wing and Trump in particular are seeking to destroy women. Fuck those who disagree, right? This is very healthy.",
"> Have any of them come out an stated that they may have misjudged the mood of the population when they made Hillary their candidate?\n\nWell, the Clinton machine rigged Hillary's nomination *years* before the election—they weren't going to risk another 2008 surprise—so I'm not sure how many DC power players can actually say that they *chose* Hillary. It was blackmail and bribes all the way down.\n\nAs for the actual voters, Hillary herself has led the excuse machine from day one. It was racists, it was sexists, it was xenophobes, it was angry rednecks, it was corporate interests (as if she didn't have far more dirty money in play than Trump)...but there was never anything wrong with *her* or her campaign.\n\nWhich isn't a surprise. The modern 'progressive' worldview defines itself primarily by imagined moral superiority to everyone else. So when they lose, it *can't* be anything wrong with them. It's just because there aren't enough enlightened souls like themselves.",
"> inequality blah blah blah\n\nThe US already has by far *the most progressive income tax* system in the Western world. Do you understand what that means?\n\nThat means that the 'rich' already pay *a far larger share of total taxes* than other countries.\n\nEveryone who thinks our system \"should be more like Scandinavia\" needs to understand that that would mean the middle class paying a 50% income tax rate...like they do in Scandinavia.\n\nThis presumption that everyone who's richer than you should pay more taxes, and everyone at your level or below should pay less is social cancer. If you're concerned about the national debt, or about social equality, the only intellectually honest position to take is raising taxes on *everyone*, and fairly substantially.\n\nCrying about inequality would matter more if incomes and wealth were distributed randomly, but they aren't. I'm personally in the top few percent of earners, but you know how I got there? By working my ass off, delaying gratification, saving money, working nights and weekends, paying my way through graduate school, etc. *It doesn't matter* that not everyone gets exactly the same \"opportunities\" as I did. No one ever will. What matters is that society proportionately reward the people who *made constructive decisions* with the opportunities they did get. Because not everyone does. And the people who do are the ones making your cell phones and designing your social media sites and making your mobile games and figuring out how to make 2-day shipping on everything you buy profitable for $100 a year.\n\nThose people already pay 80% of the country's income tax. And you're crying that they should pay more.",
"That penmanship tho...",
"When they get 84% if the new wealth being generated, absolutely. That isn't just 84% of earnings, it's all new wealth entering the system. The top earners could pay even higher taxes and still the gap between them and the middle class will continue growing. That just isn't sustainable for a society - such a gap is partially responsible for the great depression.\n\nCalling the idea \"cancer\" isn't very constructive, or your other insults.",
"> That isn't just 84% of earnings, it's all new wealth entering the system.\n\n1) citation needed\n\n2) Wealth doesn't magically \"enter the system\". Wealth must *be created*. While delusional Marxists believe(d) that wealth was primarily (or even exclusively) created in a linearly proportional manner by \"labor\", intelligent people understand that in today's economy that's not the case (and never really was). \n\nWealth is created by people who work hard and take risks with their capital. And by \"capital\" I don't mean the tens of millions of dollars required to build a factory. Capital today is also intellectual and the economic cost of entry is very low.\n\nA full 50% of the middle class has the economic resources required to start the next Facebook, Amazon, or Google. Or more modestly, a private business of any sort, including brick-and-mortar.\n\nA smaller percentage of that group has the necessary know-how.\n\nAnd a much, *much* smaller percentage has the most important thing of all—the willpower and determination to make it so. These are the people you envy and despise, even while they make your life better.\n\n> Calling the idea \"cancer\" isn't very constructive\n\nIt's the truth, and the truth is always constructive. Like I said above, most people just aren't willing to use the building blocks available to them to actually construct something when it's so much easier to bitch about the problems with what other people have built for them.",
"This is way too dank for this normie sub. ",
"1) It comes from Oxfam, https://www.theguardian.com/inequality/2018/jan/22/inequality-gap-widens-as-42-people-hold-same-wealth-as-37bn-poorest. My bad, I said 84% when it was 82%\n\n2) I'm fully aware of how wealth is created. It is no benefit to anyone if it is consolidated in the hands of so few. Our own systems are increasingly designed to encourage this consolidation (Citizens United ruling, most recent tax bill which gave the largest cuts to business and the people making $500k+). Even some of the people controlling this wealth have that realization (Gates, Buffett)",
"Never thought Id see handwriting worse than mine. ",
"Can we maybe start posting pictures of people with sings that say 'gib me karma!'?",
"> \"Inequality gap widens as 42 people hold same wealth as 3.7bn poorest\"\n\nThe thing is, this is a natural phenomenon. The top 42 largest stars in the galaxy probably hold as much mass as the 3.7 billion smallest.\n\nAs *every single historical attempt* at a communist/socialist society has demonstrated, attempting to forcibly flatten that natural curve into something flat has disastrous consequences.\n\nHalf of the US already pays zero (or negative) net income taxes. How exactly would taxing the 'rich' *even more* create a less acrimonious society? \n",
"Low effort post. You didn't even put his username on the certificate. ",
"Oh my god stop whining, seriously, and what you say is bullshit and only proves you can't use filters, even if one post gets through all you have to do is ignore it, grow up ffs",
"I reject the argument that this accumulation is natural or unpreventable. The gap is the largest it has been since 1920 - so we had almost a century where wealth distribution was healthier than it is today.\n\nThe solution isn't only a more aggressive progressive tax system, it's also ensuring that having more money doesn't grant outsized impact on policy. Citizen's United made it even easier to mobilize money to impact policy.\n\nWe also need campaign finance overhaul, as well as making it easier to vote (national voting holiday, mail ballots) to push civic involvement, and ensure the citizens are driving policy instead of dollars. \n\nI can't claim all of these things even then would solve the problem, but they are steps in the right direction, which is way better than continuing on the current path.\n\nSorry if I ignore the galaxy stuff, I have no idea how the concentration of matter in the universe ought to impact monetary policy.",
"> I reject the argument that this accumulation is natural\n\nThen you're willfully ignorant of history, human nature, physics, basic economics, and a number of other empirical realities right under your nose.\n\n> or unpreventable\n\nAs I've indicated, there are ways of preventing it. There are even a couple ways of preventing it that are somewhat stable and don't end in the deaths of hundreds of millions of innocent victims! But those ways involve taxing *everyone* much more strongly. Not just the rich. And they also require a stronger, shared national identity, which we're probably currently at an all-time low of.",
"Holy shit dude it's the Monday after massive weekend protests, there's gonna be pics if signs today and then it will die down to reposts again.",
"I'll rephase. It might be \"natural\" in the sense that the more money you have, the easier it is to make even more of it, but that doesn't make such an inequality gap desirable or healthy.\n\nI think you're also ignoring that the highest tax rates are all marginal. The income you make that puts you in the \"wealthy\" category has a lower tax rate then everything you make after that. The US paid off it's WW2 debts by having extremely high marginal tax rates on the wealthy, and it was extremely successful in paying our debts while still enjoying a growing economy.",
"> that doesn't make such an inequality gap desirable or healthy.\n\nOK, that's much more specific. \n\nBut I think your analysis isn't very comprehensive. Yes, it has some downsides. It also has some upsides.\n\nYour mobile phone, your car, the food you eat, the clothes you wear—those things would either not be available at all, or they would be available at a much higher relative cost, if it weren't for the consolidation of equity in the hands of a small number of people who were motivated to increase the value of that equity by taking s risks and competing in the marketplace to offer the best quality they could at the lowest price.\n\nMarxists imagined that those economic and industrial structures could be maintained while divorcing the profit aspect from the equity holders. They were wrong.\n\n> The US paid off it's WW2 debts by having extremely high marginal tax rates on the wealthy\n\nThis has been studied extensively, and it is empirically false. [Top marginal rates have effectively zero impact on net tax receipts](http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2010/11/wsj-hausers-law.html), and the high top marginal rates existed before the war.",
"To be clear, I'm not advocating for Marxism, just that it benefits society when the wealth gap is lower than it is currently. \n\nStudies show that for any short-term benefits of high inequality, there are many long-term consequences on the economy and average quality-of-life. Huffpo cites a number of academic studies on it: https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/8827634.\n\nI don't see this as capitalism vs socialism, just a metric that we would be wise to keep moderate.\n\nEdit: and I view the tax bill as pushing it in the wrong direction",
"Thank. you. enough. with. political. stuff. it’s. making. the. internet. suck. Just like grammar bastard.",
"Well I'm an idiot lol.",
"He has a 0% approval rate, the only ones who support him are russian bots. I heard it on CNN.\n\np.s. Not everything you hear is correct.\n\n",
"I'm not making badly written signs complaining about the types of pictures on the subreddit though.",
"> Studies show that for any short-term benefits of high inequality, there are many long-term consequences on the economy and average quality-of-life.\n\nWhat about the long term benefits of inequality? Those seem like the most important.\n\nBut I'm skeptical of any study that purports to show the effects of inequality one way or the other. There are just too many variables, and every legal-economic framework has a social context which can't be magicked away with regression analysis.\n\nOn the other hand, you can look at the *results* of various different cases. America has higher inequality than many advanced economies, and possibly all other Western democracies. But then again, America has 5% of the world's population and creates half or more of its advances in technology and medicine. 5% of the world yet we have 20% of the world's immigrants. We're not forcing anyone to come. We're doing more than our share and there's an even bigger number of immigrants waiting/wanting to get in. \n\nYes, there are people in the US who don't have as generous of health care as they would in, say England (which as the culture most similar to ours is an apt comparison, and their own single-payer system [is effectively bankrupt](https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/how-save-nhs-stark-choice-9388511)). But we're obviously doing a lot of things right.\n\nYou can't treat \"income inequality\" as a standalone variable that can be tweaked (or hammed away at) without having far-reaching consequences on all those other things and more. But it's practically impossible to find a person who agitates for reducing inequality who's also willing to discuss (much less attempt to rationally analyze) the bigger picture.\n\nI agree with you that the tax cuts are probably a move in the wrong direction overall. *Ideally*, I think everyone's taxes should go up! But I would use that money to pay down the national debt, and the politicians in DC would immediately use the extra money to buy new shit. And since Congress has no fiscal responsibility, at a practical level, I'd rather starve the beast than feed it.",
"Because it is taking a political stance, partisan and oh so very dull. \n\nIf you were going to make a good 'pictures of signs' pic array, you'd make them funny ones with no bearing on tribalism/political parties.\n\nOh screw it, I'll just send you 100 great pictures of Donald trump. We'll talk later about whether it is interesting for you or not.",
"OP knew what he was doing obviously.\n\nIt was still more enjoyable than partisan political pics. ",
"But the amount of votes show just how many people find it interesting. ",
"[Need more pictures^2](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/31/Droste_effect_1260359-3.jpg)",
"Is that how you spend your time? Go get hired as a critic where it might matter lol",
"I wish you had the balls to own it. Pretending like you don't support Trump when your comment history is absolutely filled with you defending him and attack his supporters. Clever idea with the name by the way. I've seen you attack arguments against Trump by simply insulting the user's grammar, afterwards you can fall back and simply say \"What? I don't support Trump, I just hate poor grammar!\"\n\nCan't find a single comment of you shitting on Trump for any of the hundreds of shitty things he's done. \n\nHave the balls to just own that you support him. Instead of being a pussy trying to act like \"oh golly gee I don't like or dislike him I just happen to only argue against those that do. I'm too much of a coward to have any level of conviction behind my beliefs.\" Only thing more pathetic than a Trump supporter is one without the integrity to be honest about it.",
"Great investigatory work, Sherlock!\n\nHonestly, do you really think the stakes here are high enough for me to actually care about anything like a reputation or feel a need to lie? For fuck's sake. If I was in fact a Trump supporter, I'd just say so. What on earth would possibly stop me?\n\n> Have the balls to just own that you support him.\n\nWell I simply don't, but you shaking your head and saying \"nuh uh\" is kind of hard to argue against. It wouldn't take any \"balls\" one way or the other. Again, the stakes could not be lower.\n\nBut fine, go ahead and insist that you _really_ know my true intentions. It's all a conspiracy, and this random anonymous internet account is _secretly a Trump supporter_. Sure, whatever. I really don't care.\n\nThe reason I probably do take more shots at Trump critics (I haven't scrutinized my own post history) is because they're the loudest and almost always unchallenged. Trump supporters are universally reviled, so it's not much fun to contribute to the dogpile when they do speak up. As much as I dislike Trump (and I do), I've come to dislike his obnoxious \"OMG he's literally Hitler!!1\" opponents more. It's possible for two things to be true at once, you see.\n\n> Instead of being a pussy\n\nMaybe one day I'll have the balls to be a big strong man like you, anonymously, on the internet. I really admire your conviction. You're an inspiration, and a badass to boot.",
"> What on earth would possibly stop me?\n\nYou'd lose that convenient shield you get to hide behind. \"I'm not a Trump supporter *but*...\" everytime you wan't to spout his talking points.\n\n\n\n\n",
"Why the fuck would I need anything like a shield? _I don't care what you think._ I'm speaking my mind anonymously on the internet. There is ZERO RISK. How do you not understand this?",
"Propaganda is less effective when people know its propaganda.\n\nThat's like you asking \"Why would Russia bots *not* be upfront that they are Russia?\" Because it gets rid of the air of credibility. Someone claiming to not be on either side is more persuasive than someone who admits to being on one. You know this, you're just acting like you don't.\n\nGo fuck yourself trumpette ",
"Jesus _Christ_ you're dim.\n\nFor your benefit: I think Trump is a dangerous, unprincipled fool who is the culmination of an extremely unhealthy society. Best case scenario: he's a self-serving, egotistical populist who will do and say anything to suit his personal ends. Worst case scenario: he's a _principled_ racist whose troubling cozying up to the alt-right and those ugly elements of the extreme right wing isn't purely strategic. In either case, he did not earn my vote and he does not have my support, though I do like a small handful of the things that he's done in this last year.\n\nThat's what I actually think about the man. Satisfied? Now grow the fuck up and realize that the world isn't always evenly split into identical warring camps. Not everyone who thinks _you're_ an idiot supports those you oppose.",
"Home? That’s where I live!",
"Because that’s how you get crap that panders to the lowest common denominator, a.k.a. continual low effort posts. ",
"But isn't it not /r/nothing?",
"And the other half have comment sections full of politics.",
"muh southern strategy[.](http://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/10/magazine/10Section2b.t-4.html)",
"Actually admit fault? Use real introspection? You must have different leftist politicians Down Under. ",
"I think that’s an old approval rate. The tax cuts are bringing a lot of people to support the GOP. \n\nAnd that doesn’t say how many strictly disapprove or hate- that’s taking the statistic too far, i.e. you’re asserting things without proof.",
">Considering not even /r/politics has people that hateful and disgusting \n\n[Hahahaha sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/) ",
">I think that the mods in r/politics are more thorough in stopping shitposting than they are here.\n\n[Hahahaha sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitPoliticsSays/)",
"So important to hear how the millionth person doesn’t care for Trump.",
"It's what r/pics was originally for. Now it's cluttered with everything because \"it's a picture\". There used to be amazing pictures here but now it's just blurry garbage. I used to come here for background pictures but now it's all politics or progress pics.",
"To reduce the picture of the girl just to the text is just ignorance. It is the entire thing, the picture would be nothing without the girl and everything connected to her. \n\nBesides, it may be irrelevant to you, but the world is more than just you. You're gonna have to just not click on those pictures. I know, what a bother...",
"Our pollies are just as self centered, I just though that after the US public delivered one of the biggest \"fuck you\"'s to the Dems that maybe, just maybe, they could have looked at themselves and realized that change is needed. \n\nA long shot I know but until they start solving the problems within, their nightmare of a twin term Trump is a distinct possibility.",
"> I just though that after the US public delivered one of the biggest \"fuck you\"'s to the Dems that maybe, just maybe, they could have looked at themselves and realized that change is needed.\n\nThat may require actually changing things from identity politics. Can't have that.\n\n>A long shot I know but until they start solving the problems within, their nightmare of a twin term Trump is a distinct possibility.\n\nAnd the economy might keep doing well. Pretty scary."
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The one real message we should all get behind already
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"The only good communist is a dead communist. \n",
"Shouldn't they be home cooking and cleaning?",
"A revolution over WHAT? More female movie directors?",
"What rights do women not have in America??",
"I just thought it was a nice photo. Sorry ",
"Just thought it was a nice photo. Sorry ",
"Just thought it was a nice photo. Sorry ",
"Just thought it was a nice photo. Sorry ",
"They actually have more rights than men. This whole movement is based off of political propaganda from the left. Brain washed fools walking in the streets. ",
"It was a photo of professional whiners and victims.",
"Ok"
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Women’s March
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"He's looks happy to have his picture taken...",
"Someone needs to set up a 'where is keanu?' website.\n\nJust so we know where our hero is when we need him",
">Excellent!!\n\n*furious air guitar*",
"Dude can't go outside without some dipshit wanting a fan pic.",
"I wouldn't ask for a picture, but he's one celebrity I'd have a hard time not saying hello to if I saw him in public. As a rule I don't impede on them if I see a celebrity, but I really admire the hell out of him.",
"Keanu looks ten types of fuckered up ",
"\"That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run.\" ",
"I knew i had [seen that look](https://i.imgur.com/5TxImRN.jpg) somewhere before...",
"Where in the world is Keanu San Diego...",
"[Looks like he’s off to audition for a Forrest Gump reboot](https://imgur.com/gallery/62VnZcy)",
"He who never ages...",
"I feel like in his recent pictures Keanu has been practicing for his new role in a movie called \"Craigslist\".",
"Man I *knew* that cap and hair style seemed familiar.",
"Seriously. How can this not be considered extremely rude to ask someone you don't know for a selfie...",
"CИБИРЬ бляя!!! =) I grew up there",
"He better be growing that hair long for Bill & Teds 3!\n"
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The latest Keanu Reeves sighting was made by my buddy flying in from Mexico a couple of hours ago at JFK airport!
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"News: https://www.local10.com/espanol/noticias/venezuela/venezuelan-officials-report-woman-was-killed-during-siege-killing-oscar-perez\n\nThe government also restricted the amount of people who could attend their funerals.",
"But but but Sean Penn says Venezuela is a shining exam of how a country should be.",
"She looked like a difficult person. "
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This is Lisbeth Ramírez Mantilla. She was 30 years old, and pregnant. She was executed by a shot to the head by Venezuela's armed forces. The Inter-American Court of Human Rights remains silent on these crimes against humanity
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"Dude...awesome job! Now the real struggle begins...",
"And that is?...",
"Great job, dude!",
"Congrats! Hard work pays off, eh?",
"Thanks",
"Keeping all the females away (and the pounds off)! ",
"Great job man - you've done something that a lot of people struggle with their entire lives. \n\nNow start doing some pushups every morning - after seeing the results after 6 weeks you won't ever go back to not doing them",
"Congrats man. Hard work pays off!!! You look great.",
"Nice work.\n\n",
"Well done!",
"Getting that max bench press up once a month",
"Good for you, losing weight can be a difficult and slow process. You look great!",
"I'm assuming you're a younger guy based on these photos. If so, man, believe it or not, you ACTUALLY (really!) saved yourself tens of thousands of dollars. When you're older your skin doesn't \"snap\" back as easy as it does when you're young. Older people who lose weight often have to save up for skin-tightening surgeries (if they can afford it and want to spend the money on it!). ^^^no ^^^you ^^^can't ^^^donate ^^^your ^^^skin ^^^and ^^^get ^^^the ^^^surgeries ^^^for ^^^free ^^^...",
"How did you do it, mah man. Much respect",
"Congratulations!! That is really awesome. You look so young to be taking such a huge life step that most adults can't even master. Stay focused and positive!",
"Most people call that \"going through puberty.\"",
"Just wait until you discover good IPA and Jack and coke in a couple years...\n\nBut in all reality, great job! I'm sure you've made some lifelong adjustments :)",
"Good for you man. Congrats",
"OP was like 'oh ffs, what now?'.\n\nLax OP, well done, now enjoy life!",
"Not a single person did so far. :-)",
"Nice repost? Third time's the charm!",
"aw and you're cute to boot. Cute people who are in shape find life a lot easier, people just treat them how we all wish we would be treated.",
"Great job!",
"/u/GeorgeNoyezz, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/GeorgeNoyezz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s1xzx/after_a_year_and_a_half_of_dedication_i_can/?context=10\\))",
"It keeps on getting taken down😂",
"Ok I had a feeling the countless hours of dieting and working out had no reason at all I knew all along it was “puberty”"
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After a year and a half of dedication I can finally say I’m happy with my body and life in general.
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"Dough nuts.",
"No scrap dough when they cut them out.",
"Is that Shipley's? Their donuts turn out that way most times",
"This is super common, sorry :(",
"I mean...all you need it a hexagon dough-cutter.",
"turn that frown upside down..."
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This donut store made my donuts into hexagons.
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"don't worry, Christians wont listen to the bible. \n\nIt's pick and choose at this point to what fills agendas.",
"No, that's exactly what the Bible says: champion the despised",
"I know... I was being sarcastically funny. "
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Church sign by my house
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"Kudos! I also have an orange saber.. where's you get yours? I have a very similar pic of my nice with her blue saber",
"R/Redditgetsdrawn",
"I got mine from Ultrasabers. I have wanted to get a second blue one.",
"Thanks for the idea. I appreciate it.",
"Lightsabers *are not toys*. From the way she's gripping it, I can see that she's not even started the Padawan training. \n\nWhat a terrible parent. I'm referring this clear matter of abuse to the Jedi Council.",
" Nice. Same. \n\nI got her a padawon-sized one for her since its easiest for her to handle and marginally cheaper. ",
"That pic is amazing...looks like an old school Star Wars pic...love it",
"I find your lack of faith in my parenting skills disturbing.",
"Thanks. It was a lot of fun.",
"Ahhh... Now we see a Sith padawan..."
] | 11 |
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My favorite photo I have taken. My daughter playing with a lightsaber.
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/r/pics/comments/7s20p0/my_quaint_hometown_after_the_snow_melted/
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[
"Which town is this?\n",
"Hill Valley, California. ",
"Somewhere in America town.",
"I recognize that place. It’s down the road from Twin Pines Mall. "
] | 4 |
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My quaint hometown after the snow melted.
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/r/pics/comments/7s23qv/feeling_myself_today/
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[
"Did you just get into a car accident? It seems the airbags are deployed.",
"Oh jesus",
"Boo! (Lol)",
"Yay for smiles! :)",
"Hey Beautiful, How are you doing today?",
"I'd be feeling you too",
"Went from *huh?* to *ah* in half a second."
] | 4 |
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Feeling myself today
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/r/pics/comments/7s25x8/in_1982_my_sister_fell_down_the_toilet_instead_of/
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[
"Love the rug on the step stool.",
"I believe it was topped with cork. Good for anti slip, but also good at soaking up splashes... unhygienic ",
"Wow ...squaty potty from 82..noice",
"And people wonder why children grow up to kill their parents",
"Poor baby :(",
"Did she ever get out?",
"Carpeted bathroom: check \nToilet rug: check \nCarpeted footstool: check",
"Sadly no. We bring her food every few days though. ",
"The toilet brush sitting on the carpet makes me cringe.\n\nThe plant in the wicked wicker stand makes me want to go antiquing. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Because it was funny and she wasn't in danger. Then you just encourage them to get themselves out. Kids aren't stupid, parent tend to be.",
"How about water?",
"I think you already know what she does for water. ",
"She flushes, right?",
"I remember how unsanitary carpeted rugs we're",
"Who the fuck carpets a bathroom?!",
"Considering there were no camera phones in 1982, getting a camera ready would have taken some time to prepare.",
"The 80s. The 80s carpets a bathroom. ",
"Toilet seat that digs into your thigh and buttocks: check",
"MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER",
"Carpeted bathroom means the males need to be paper trained to kneel when they piss, got a whiff of one with ten years of over spray on it, not good. ",
"*Kneeling* to piss?? Jesus. \n \nStanding piss- male dominance \nSit to piss- neutral, clean, efficient \nKneeling to piss- absolute male subservience",
"Sorry, just gonna have to get used to our new masters, hopefully they will treat us well and not castrate all of us which seems to be the likely outcome by 2045 if we extrapolate the present curves. \n\nResistance being of course useless.\n\n",
"The carpet and decor makes it look like your toilet was just sitting in corner of the living room.",
"I really feel sorry for these kids. Most youngsters don't realise that Digital cameras didn't exist back then, so the parents would keep the kid there for days until they could get the film developed to make sure they got the picture.",
"Lol ",
"Thankyou "
] | 27 |
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In 1982 my sister fell down the toilet. Instead of helping, my parents took this photo.
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http://i.imgur.com/s3iZtPA.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7s29uy/mountain_palms/
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[
"Thats really cool! Where are they at?",
"[C O L U M B I A](https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Valle_de_Cocora_Salento.jpg)",
"Imagine climbing these.",
"Or optional title:\n“Mountain Cows”",
"Beautiful landscape, so many disparate elements it looks like a fantasy setting. ",
"Whereabouts in Breath of the Wild is this?",
"*Colombia.",
"It is...but what you’re seeing are denuded hills and old Andean wax palms no longer capable of regeneration due to overgrazing. Look around: no young ones.",
"Truffula trees! ",
"Jurassic Park",
"Colombia. Specifically this is the Cocora valley in the Quindio region."
] | 11 |
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Mountain Palms
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/r/pics/comments/7s2a4i/boyfriend_showing_his_support_for_womens_rights/
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[
"Now if he could only resist dumping food into his mouth. ",
"What's the 45 that's crossed out? And why is he calling us \"punks\"?",
"The 45 is for the 45th President, who is a Nazi. You are being called \"punks' because you are, in fact, punk bitches. ",
"Triggered.",
"You're killing me, Smalls.",
"How do you figure?",
"He is actually kind of fat.",
"What rights does your boyfriend believe women are lacking?",
"Nice post history, bro. Must suck being fragile, eh?",
"Your boyfriend is T H I C C, tight, tight, tight.\n\nBasically, I’m asking if I can put things up his butt?",
"You tell me",
"thought this was /r/cringeanarchy but its in pics. . . .wtf. \n",
"I wouldn't know. I'm not the one who crumbles at the sight of a sign.",
"Lol thanks for proving youre a homophobic bigot.\n\nTell us again how you are the morally superior one?",
"I am superior because I can spell...",
"Aww and going so hard for that karma with the reddit icon too",
"I said morally suporior you illiterate moron",
"Poor guy, he's just trying to get laid ... ",
"Thanks buddy!",
"Maybe.",
"Oh no, my fragile soul. Maybe I'll sit on you.",
"Trying implies lack of success.",
"Well ya see, we fought a war over that... and it turns out, “Nazi Punks Fuck Off” is pretty much the only phrase in recorded history that Captain America, George S. Patton, and The Dead Kennedys have ever completely agreed upon."
] | 21 |
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Boyfriend showing his support for women's rights today through his Reddit love
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/r/pics/comments/7s2aqm/my_dream_home/
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[
"For those who haven't read about this before: https://roadtrippers.com/stories/visit-the-real-life-full-size-simpsons-house",
"I'd hate it. Always seems impossible to park in the garage without almost running over your son and crashing the car.",
"Is it just me or does the top image look like someone is just learning to use sketchup and got carried away with the push pull tool? ",
"Totally fucking different."
] | 4 |
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My dream home
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/r/pics/comments/7s2b43/looks_about_right/
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[
"You can see that *here* it's all muscle. ",
"Not fake news.",
"Bad pic",
"That's right, get em started at a young age by having them protest shit that they don't understand!",
"In this day and age, of that's how you identify, kid, no one can prove you wrong. ",
"I mean to be honest trump acts like a bully. Most kids hate bullies",
"Using kids to push your political agenda. Pathetic.",
"He reminds me of the losing children in *Willie Wonka*.",
"If you deny this fact you are Childphobic.",
"This is straight trash.",
"Poor kid.",
"Thats trump"
] | 14 |
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Looks about right
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/r/pics/comments/7s2bzj/i_toured_the_shire_set_on_tolkiens_birthday_dream/
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[
"Tell me more so cool!",
"This is so cool! I wonder what the inside looks like. ",
"Everything but the inn of the set is empty. The inn was built afterwards and functions as a small pub.\n\nEdit: actually some of the hobbit holes have groundskeeping items. Fun fact. When rebuilt for the Hobbit, the holes were made to New Zealand housing code.",
"I think I lost a ring in bag end. Do you think they have lost and found?",
"Yeah, they put an insane amount of work into this place. Also that fact IS fun. :)",
"Idk but I saw a suspicious looking shorty with hairy feet walk by...",
"So jealous. Watched Fellowship of the Ring today and thought abut how awesome it would be to see New Zealand and some of the recording sites. Enjoy!",
"Sorry, can't resist. ...The opening is just a wonderful piece of prose, but it's genius is that it gets you to immediately become fond of the \"hobbit lifestyle\", you know? It gets you to identify with the protagonist, and also sets a stage of what is \"normal\" in an imaginary fantasy world. ...That then primes you for adventure:\n\n> In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of\nworms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to\neat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort.\n\n> It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the\nexact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel\nwithout smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs,\nand lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats - the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on\nand on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill - The Hill, as all the people for\nmany miles round called it - and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and\nthen on another. No going upstairs for the hobbit: bedrooms, bathrooms, cellars, pantries (lots of\nthese), wardrobes (he had whole rooms devoted to clothes), kitchens, dining-rooms, all were on\nthe same floor, and indeed on the same passage. The best rooms were all on the left-hand side\n(going in), for these were the only ones to have windows, deep-set round windows looking over\nhis garden and meadows beyond, sloping down to the river. ",
"You have weird dreams",
"Watch the extended directors cut if you haven't had a chance yet.",
"Oh come on I’m not that fucking small. ",
"I have that one. It is awesome and I prefer it. :) I was just being lazy."
] | 13 |
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I toured the Shire set on Tolkien’s Birthday. Dream come true.
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/r/pics/comments/7s2d7y/my_onion_is_sexier_than_yours/
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[
"I have such a teary boner right now.",
"Thicc",
"Ive never wanted to eat raw onion so bad as I do after seeing this.",
"Lol gross! ",
"Ass or boobs?? The choice is yours.",
"Damn, I would nut so hard in that onion ",
"So thats y dat onion booty make u cry tho",
"After watching sausage party for the first time last night this is really creepy ",
"I like onions and I can not lie\n",
"Onion booty ",
"I'm thinking bad thoughts",
"Stop keep on posting this dude. Not your day. ",
"Huh, seems like a lot of people have the same exact sexy onion today.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rwbn6/my_onion_is_sexier_than_yours/\n\n18 hours ago, same subreddit, same title. Really?"
] | 14 |
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My onion is sexier than yours
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/r/pics/comments/7s2dc9/if_the_walls_could_talk_right/
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[
"Is this an abandoned home?",
"No ",
"I don't understand",
"what significance does this house have for you to “is these walls can talk right?” and random strangers say “wow, yea man... imagine” ",
"More of a If they had a writing prompt for images, put your two cents in ",
"Do you need too?",
"They would explain this post? ",
"The house is explaining itself for how beautiful it is, just imagine the history ",
"Where is this house? It’s beautiful!",
"This was a Sears mail order house. It was brought via train from New York to this pastoral spot in Oregon.\n\nJust this side of the Rockies the train was robbed. The robbers were after the Mail car but didn't count on three Marshals transporting a murder suspect in the forward car.\n\nThe officer opened fire on the luckless thieves killing them all, except one who manged to make his way unseen to the car carrying the premade dormer windows for this very house. He had been shot many times so he crawled into the stacks of lumber and glass to hide from the lawmen. He was still on the train when it resumed it's journey.\n\n Sometime during the trip the load shifted and crushed the wounded man flat under the heavy ,leaded glass. It was many weeks before he was discovered in the hot railcar. And his remains were burned or etched onto the glass.\n\nOf course, being frugal pioneers the owners of the new house weren't going to let this stop them from finally moving from the drafty cabin they'd been using to this point. So they used that pane of glass with the vague shape of a man cooked into it on the rear dormer window.\n\nYou can still see the man's face halo'd in the glass when the moonlight strikes the house just right.\n\n'Course there are many stories of ghostly voices from that room ,too.\n\n",
"I praise you! ",
"Monroe, NC. the whole block was houses like this but each so different"
] | 12 |
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If the walls could talk, right?
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http://i.imgur.com/7h0OuZB.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7s2eiw/canadian_lake/
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[
"What kind of trees are those?\n",
"Tall",
"They look like cedar trees, hard to tell though",
"I thought so too, but it could just be an illusion caused by narrowness. There's not really anything else to accurately judge the scale. "
] | 4 |
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Canadian Lake
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/r/pics/comments/7s2ema/extremely_rare_the_harpy_eagle/
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[
"It’s huge!!!",
"That’s what she said.....I’ll see myself out.",
"So fucking majestic.",
"Buckbeak",
"One of my favorite birds. They're stunning.",
"*how a casual walk in the woods led to a heart attack*",
"Bird is bunneh",
"Extremely rare yet third repost this week...",
"Such a strange look, never really seen anything like that before. ",
"**Witherwings**\n\nYou want the ministry to find out!?!",
"Can't be that rare if it's considered \"Not threatened\"",
"Their only ecosystem, the frontpage, is threatened by articles on deforestation and climate change ",
"That's a pokemon ",
"It's also not that rare, nor endangered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harpy_eagle",
"Can confirm a harpy, I've played *The Witcher* series enough to know for sure.",
"Damn you are on top of this repost shit.",
"Where is the other bird giving bunny ears?",
"Very nice Harpy Eagle but what is that bird on the right called?",
"To be fair they look freaky. I want an animal sanctuary when I retire and am rich as fuck",
"So that's where dinasaours went",
"It's the same pic too. It's inane. It's not front page each time too. I bet this one does too",
"The S tier eagle build. Choose this if you don't know which raptor to play as.",
"Was the eagle named after my wife?",
"Probably due to being featured on Tier Zoo recently.",
"Its amazing how I look at the comments and every genuine post has been downvoted. I can't seem to grasp that persons logic, but a beautiful bird nonetheless.",
"Hey look it's a Pterodactyl. ",
"/u/quince6, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nRepost from yesterday \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/quince6&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s2ema/extremely_rare_the_harpy_eagle/?context=10\\))",
"Well [5 days](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qsc33/extremely_rare_the_harpy_eagle_is_actually/)\n\n[Twice](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvm26/the_harpy_eagle_is_native_to_the_rainforests_or/)"
] | 28 |
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Extremely rare, the Harpy Eagle
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/r/pics/comments/7s2ev9/at_the_womens_march_this_weekend/
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[
"Aren't we all? ",
"Classy. 🙄",
"This sign could work for both sides of the argument.;)",
"Actually you're made in the uterus... So not really.",
"But using VAGINA is much edgier. Uterus just doesn’t have the same ring to it, facts be damned. ",
"I really cant with all these people bringing their kids though",
"you think we're made in vaginas?",
"We come out of them, close enough. ",
"little different than being made in them...",
"What are they fighting for?",
"Liberals. Lmao ",
"Absolutely disgusting, a child should not be carrying such a vulgar sign. Add to that the women wearing literal pink demon hats, and you wonder why so many Christians think the end is coming and Western civilization is dying.",
"What argument?",
"Because Christians are literally brainless fucktards. No offense.",
"\"people who believe in Jesus are dumb\" \n\nI guess we have burn all that apologia by C. S. Lewis and G. K. Chesterton (obvious ignoramuses and not intellectuals whatsoever), now that you deduced this revolutionary conclusion.",
"Calm down buddy. I think the only group hysteric enough to actually burn propaganda is the Christian population.",
"I've asked multiple people and no one has an actual answer. It's just a big virtue signaling circle jerk.",
"Jesus Christ that's embarrassing.",
"Why do we have to burn stuff just because they were brainless fucktards?",
"something about vaginas i believe",
"Technically you are made in the penis. I might try that sign next year.",
"women march is heavily around women rights and right to choose. ",
"Ahh. Good to know. I didn’t realize I could be so far under a rock."
] | 24 |
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At the Women’s March this weekend
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/r/pics/comments/7s2gtw/found_a_moth_affected_by_entomopathogenic_fungus/
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[
"ELI5?",
"Essentially, an insect gets infected by a fungus that grows and spores from the insect's body. I first learned about it from Planet Earth.\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8",
"Damn nature. You scary!",
"Right?!",
"If this was somehow able to affect humans, that would be some Last of Us kind of shit. "
] | 5 |
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Found a moth affected by entomopathogenic fungus on my hike today.
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/r/pics/comments/7s2gzc/freckled_horse/
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[
"Pinto.",
"That's called a giraffe",
"Appaloosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appaloosa\nNote the white sclera visible on the eye. \n"
] | 3 |
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Freckled Horse
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/r/pics/comments/7s2hgn/austin_tx_broke_the_record_for_largest_gathering/
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[
"Another Trump rally.",
"Considering \"everything is bigger in Texas\"....this doesn't look that impressive. \nDo you have a link to back up your claims?",
"There were more people lined up at the last Chick-filA grand opening I drove by."
] | 3 |
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Austin, TX broke the record for largest gathering in Texas history.
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/r/pics/comments/7s2hhx/my_moms_dog_is_a_jerk_so_im_sharing_this_picture/
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[
"#reported",
"He is still winning ",
"This looks very much like one of my dogs. What breed is he?",
"I think /r/gonewild is more suitable. ",
"Does my bum look big in this?",
"LMAO you're screwed, OP, he has no shame "
] | 6 |
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My mom's dog is a jerk so I'm sharing this picture with the internet to embarrass him
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/r/pics/comments/7s2ken/impala/
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[
"For some reason i’ve carved an upside down star onto my forehead with my bone hilted knife",
"Tame",
"No wonder they get such bad mileage. "
] | 3 |
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Impala
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/r/pics/comments/7s2l41/just_a_christian_teenager/
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[
"I'm not quite sure how to respond to this ",
"Loves me some fish tacos. ",
"My favorite midnight snack.",
"Good God",
"I remember this from the 60's!",
"Her smile makes it."
] | 6 |
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Just a Christian Teenager
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/r/pics/comments/7s2l8e/how_to_tell_you_are_a_chicago_kid_this_is_me_back/
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[
"It’s the norm for toddlers in Chicago to drink alcohol?",
"Well... Many whom are my age would have many memories of this in their own lives. Besides, it was 1982 we had asphalt playgrounds. It's a miracle we all survived. In reality, it may have only had a sip or two left in it.",
"We have a pic of my sister with an Old Style at about the same age, probably taken in 83 or 84. Sometimes I tease her about it, but it’s only because I’m jealous.",
"/u/spoung45, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/spoung45&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7s2l8e/how_to_tell_you_are_a_chicago_kid_this_is_me_back/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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How to tell you are a Chicago kid. This is me back in 1982. 2 years old? Give him and Old Style!
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/r/pics/comments/7s2ljk/this_redditor_at_a_protest/
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[
"PREACH",
"*Posts to r/pics*",
"me at a protest: \"no more before/after pics in r/pics\"",
"That's impressive MS paint work.",
"I'm not a photoshop expert but that \"s\" over the crease don't look right.",
"Looks almost official.",
"Now *this* I can get behind. ",
"I too got the joke. ",
"A guy posting a picture that violates rule 1 complaining about pictures that don't violate any of the rules?\n\nNot me good sir, I prefer order to chaos.",
"Now this is a movement I can get behind...",
"*gets out rulebook*",
"Protestception. ",
"Hey, if it wasn't for the \"s\" at the end of \"signs\", I *might* have believed it legit.",
"My Sorry paint work ",
"no redditor that feels so strongly about this shit would ever actually be around that many women...",
"[honest question] Are the pink beanies supposed to symbolize support for pussy riot? ",
"Don't even act like you know how to read....",
"Btinbcd guig cfdffrrfhhjoiyvc",
"[Original](http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/local/photos-protest-march-against-donald-trump-west-palm-beach-ends-mar-lago/1mOMvT26ru4JfKB16pw47O/#42)"
] | 19 |
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This Redditor at a protest
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/r/pics/comments/7s2p8h/when_my_grandma_was_80_she_got_hit_by_a_truck/
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[
"Damn... She's a beast!",
"Grandma’s tough! Happy Birthday, Grandma! ",
"Did... Did she kill him?",
"I think the truck driver's son is the person on the right, making a fist.",
"Knew the name from the insurance docs, googled him at one point a while back and saw an obituary.",
"I... I don't think so...",
"So...... She killed the driver right?",
"We’ll... We’ll never find out will we...",
"that truck didn't stand a chance.",
"She looks tough but fun",
"Check the meatloaf. I dare you.",
"That sweatshirt is such an old lady sweatshirt. I’m pretty sure to buy it you gotta show some sort of 85+ year old id. Brilliant! God bless. ",
"I love that I can Facebook while on Reddit!",
"There can only be one.",
"Reminds me of that old lady that is a mayor in Alaska, got hit by a truck and when a newsman asked her what happened after she was hit she said \"they took the truck in for repairs\"",
"She looks like she has seen some tough shit!",
"I just checked my Facebook to see if someone posted \"I love that I can Reddit world while on Facebook!\"",
"Doesn’t look a day older than 99.",
"They just don’t make them like they use to, do they. Happy she’s still here👍🏻",
"From what we can see in the picture, she's thrilled about it. ",
"Grandma don’t take no mess.",
"Picture of old woman eating. \n\nThanks, r/pics! ",
"You Grandma, are a rockstar!",
">Living well is the best revenge.\n\nGeorge Herbert",
"Like a jawbreaker?",
"So it's great that your Grandmother is doing well, but why call out the person that hit her? Did they hit her on purpose? Did that person deserve to die?\n\nIt's just odd to say that she outlived the person who hit her.",
">They just don’t make them like they use to, do they.\n\nWait...\n\n*people*?",
"You came to /r/pics for pics right?",
"Because the guy could of been at fault. \nEven if he wasn’t, it’s a weird fact that an 80 year old lady that got hit by a truck outlived anyone let alone the guy who hit her with said truck. \nEdit: not saying the guy deserved to die, accidents happen, but I’m just saying it’s not a malicious call out, or at least I didn’t see it like that ",
"So badass!! HAPPY B-DAY granny! ",
"/r/prorevenge",
"Pics of the dead driver or it didn’t happen. ",
"I mean, it is a picture.\n\n\nSheesh, tough crowd.",
"That's kind of messed up.",
"Are we supposed to be happy that the person who got your grammaw is dead? \n\nI don't understand why you mentioned something that happened 20yrs ago, just to mention someone died.",
"Badass grams",
"Plot twist: the guy was grandpa.",
"Barely, by the looks of it.",
"Hamilton, Ontario I think, but yeah very badass lady",
"Happy cake day!",
"You think it was better before? ",
"Ironic. ",
"Is it made of velour? ",
"That’s because *technically* she turns 100 in 8 hours, it’s just midnight is why we’re celebrating it. She says thanks though :) .",
"I'm curious as to how they know she outlived the truck driver. Was that accident their \"meet cute\"? Did it lead to 15 years of wedded bliss, only to be ironically cut short when the truck driver was killed by a different truck at the same intersection where they met? ",
"Technically all people are BIFL",
"ayy im walkin here",
"You shouldn't buy people.",
"The word you are looking for is ironic",
"Op: What do you want for your birthday grandma?\n\n\nGrandma: Justice ",
"She doesn't seem impressed with the last 20 years.",
"Don't act like you don't upvote every dog or cat you see here",
"Did the Guy hit her be choice? Why did you write the last part?",
"Got the whole family on Reddit?",
"That's some Notebook stuff right there. Lol",
"More like Laffy Taffy",
"Tell that to my ancestors.",
"I think most people expect cool or interesting pics. Not any pic padded with a story in the title. Although that’s pretty normal for the sub. ",
"I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do that",
"I yelled and yelled. Did any of them hear it?",
"this sub should be called \"boring pictures with made up stories\"",
"Nagged him to death in court",
"That's really amazing! Best wishes to you and her both.",
"#EILIF",
"Infinity minus one ain’t baaaad....",
"The point is this sub is meant for pictures that interest/tell a story on their own,not a seemingly ordinary pic with a story above it. I could find 50 pictures of my great grandma’s before they passed basically just like this. Not hating on OP, just explaining why people don’t like these types of posts on here. I still enjoy them",
"Because she obviously killed the driver like other comments are suggesting, and the guy was baked into a meatloaf. It is how this family survives, the sacrifice must continue not to awaken the old ones.",
"Grandma: 1 Ray Charles: 0",
"She put a curse on him didn't she?",
"What are you guys eating?",
"What’s ironic?",
"It's like raaaaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaaan",
"Is she single?",
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day",
"but could your grandma survive a ford escort going full speed to her chin?",
"MA! The Meatloaf... The Meatload, Ma!",
"How do you know? Did you keep in contact with the truck drivers family?",
"As long as you drop that line of inquiry, yes... And you will, if you know what's good for you.",
"I would say God rest his soul but I don't believe in God. ",
"Ya this story is super irrelevant and almost sounds like they're bragging about/celebrating someone's death. And the picture is just an old person eating. ",
"I agree, now if the person intentionally tried to kill her when he hit her with the truck, I'd understand.",
"I don’t. Even if *he* did, what’s the point of asking? No offense to the lady, but the name is ‘pics’, not ‘stories’.",
"I heard she overthrew communism in Europe ",
"If you're a hundred chances are you've probably got a lot of relatives",
"Reddit is the new Facebook",
"God dammit Morty",
"title edit: \"Grandma at table\"",
"Especially in the Reddit demographic. Families tend to have exponential growth.",
"Pictures tell stories. Hence, pictures are worth a thousand words. This picture just says old lady eating. ",
"More like r/facebook",
"Be honest, she fed the heart of the man who ran her over to him before he died.\n",
"r/buyitforlife",
"Your granny is a real badass!",
"The family of the guy that hit her? They’re the ones who need to check their meatloaf. ",
"Don't take creep shots of your granny. \n\nJust ask for a picture. It's your grandmother for Christ's sake.",
"As is expected stubbornness truly does distinguish the the survivors.",
"[Obligatory NOOoo button](http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/) for redditors who want to scream right now.",
"Happy Birthday grams! the picture makes it look like shes still thinking about revenge on that drivers family.",
"Yeah why not?",
"She looks like her outliving was on purpose.\n",
"GRANDMA IS NOT IMPRESSED",
"Well that title is pretty irrelevant.... I probably outlived the guy who made fun of me as a kid, but that doesn't mean I celebrate his death... Just a weird title. ",
"Metal \\m/",
"We need more backstory, was the guy drunk or something?\n\nIf he just accidentally ran her over this post seems a little harsh if he was driving dangerously then I hope she did a little jig on his grave.",
"Is the is celebration of his passing?",
"He died in the accident.",
"I get the feeling she hunted him down and enacted her sweet vengeance.",
"Mafia grandma? \nYou hit her, we hit you? ",
"wow great ",
"According to her expression, she did much, much worse.",
"Gilf",
"Reminds me of a certain tv show... With a certain murderous child...",
"She looks like she's thinking about killing him with her bare hands.",
"How do you know she outlived the guy that hit her?",
"But the picture doesn't tell the story at all, which is why this post has such a weird title. Its also not very sensational for a 100 year old to have been trough some kind of trauma, and that she at age 100 outlived some trucker, is that supposed to be some kind of victory or something? \nI dont understand any of this.",
"Did the guy that hit her do it on purpose or was negligent or drunk etc? Kind of scumbag move by op if it was an accident ",
"[The guy who hit Stephen King was dead the following year](http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=115368&page=1). ",
"IM BLIND.",
"Hey... I just saw a post the other day that had people begging to see a 90ish year old lady eating pancakes after the Hawaii debacle, myself included. So yeah, we love Grandma around here. Respect your elders!",
"Humans are strange creatures ",
"your grandma fucking rocks!",
"She fucking ate him?!",
"The Ironma",
"It is pretty sensational for an 80yo to survive getting hit by a truck. Plus you don't see many centenarians. Not that I really have a strong opinion on this one way or the other I'm just playing Grandma's advocate.\n\nEdit: added a *'s*. And man looks like I would have been better off to not play the advocate for grandma, lol poor gam-gam.",
"...and she can barely contain her excitement!",
"My grandmother was hit twice by cars in her eighties. One time witnesses said she did a full flip before landing on the pavement. She also had breast cancer, a series of \"mini strokes,\" and fell down about a dozen flights of stairs (one flight a dozen times; never the same stairs). The series of mishaps were depressing her, but she managed to live to within a few weeks of her ninety-fourth birthday.\n",
"Holy shit that gave me za giggles",
"Found the screeching autistic child. ",
"I just wanna kiss that face. God bless her. ",
"Remember when pictures on here were actually cool pictures?",
"Revenge is a dish best served slowly.",
"Why are grandparents so super adorable? Enjoy the time you have with her/them, I miss mine :(",
"Nope. I'm following the example I've seen set",
"He went around a bus at a bus stop while she was crossing at the crosswalk",
"I’d rather have this than yet another pic of anti-Trump crap",
"Grandpa died before I was born. Want me to put in a good word?",
"I mean, you can phrase anything this way and make it seem bad.\n\n\nBreathtaking view of a mountain above a lake?\n\n>Some stones and a fucking puddle\n\n\nNot saying that this is top-notch content, but you could've worded your complaint in a better manner.",
"Rest in Peace truck driver",
"Can you believe this guy?! Trying to be mindful of all parties? That’s a paddlin’ ",
"Out of all the pictures of her you could have shared...",
"Out of all the pictures of her you could have shared...",
"From the looks of things, she's been making the same face ever since.",
"Let me sleep on it. ",
"And looks like she'd tell every last one of us to piss off if we got outta line.\nGod bless yer Gram, Pal!",
"That's not brisket.",
"Getting her revenge in the long game I see. ",
"respect.",
"This is the most spiteful grandma post I’ve ever seen. ",
"Was actually Mississauga, Ontario. Former mayor Hazel McCallion. [She's pretty great](https://www.care2.com/causes/8-reasons-you-should-know-the-amazing-mayor-hazel-mccallion.html)",
"\"Guy couldn't drive for shit, but his liver makes an excellent casserole.\"",
"Dammit op",
"What is she doing? I never know what she's doing, back there",
"Good for her. I also plan on living longer than the person who will eventually try to take my life. Also I plan on living longer than anyone born before me. Or after me. ",
"You go girl! Right on little Gramma!",
"Amazing!! Congrats to her. May she keep on truckin. (Pun intended)",
"We have a similar story in my family. My grandmother (mid to late 70's at the time?) was diagnosed with cancer and went through the hell of chemo. It seemed to have cleared the cancer but ravaged her body in horrible ways. Much of her digestive tract (intestines, etc) were destroyed, and she ended up in the hospital for quite a long time. Much longer than the cancer or chemo had ever kept her there.\n\nBut as a nice and surprising Christmas present, the doctors declared her good enough to leave on Dec 22nd. She got to go home and spend it with family in the hopes that she would never see that hospital again. Having assumed another Christmas in the hospital her shopping had already been done (by family members), so all she had to do was wake up Christmas morning and watch people open their gifts.\n\nHer gift to my grandfather was a leather jacket, which didn't fit. Stubborn as a mule she headed out to the mall on Boxing day to exchange it (alone), only to find out that the store didn't accept exchanges or returns on Boxing day. She'd made the trip in the cold (Canadian Christmas) for nothing.\n\nWalking back to her car after the wasted trip, she was hit by a teenage driver who was joking with her friends. Back to the hospital for several more months.\n\nBut she got to spend Christmas at home.",
"Dem some good looking groceries.",
"She did it out of pure anger I see",
"[Bad kitty!](https://youtu.be/vcDewMWwpgA)",
"“Ya little biiiittttch” — your grandma.",
"Grandma got ran over by a... Truck? "
] | 162 |
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When my grandma was 80 she got hit by a truck. Here she is on her 100th birthday having outlived the guy that hit her.
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[
"I rescued a dog who look like this one, is this a breed?",
"noble of you.\n\nHad to do the same thing a while back to ours - one of the hardest decisions i've ever had to make.. I laid with him on the floor as it all went down, just telling him he was a good boy. \n\nThe worst part was making the decision.. dogs are so stoic so it's not like he's complaining while limping around or when trying to get up on his own, he'd eventually make it to where he wanted to go and then it was like everything is fine. \n\n",
"Sad :( how was she leading up to it?",
"Rest In Peace Boots. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"She was boarder collie and Australian Shepherd, we think, we rescued her also.",
"She couldn’t get up anymore, it was definitely time. Still had good spirits.",
"Bout the best you can hope for. RIP, pup."
] | 8 |
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Had to put my old girl down today. Thanks Boots for the awesome life experience. You’ll be missed.
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"You are an idiot",
"Chill it's a joke",
"\nYou are too sensitive ",
"I think the saddest thing about this image? That's over a quarter million dollars on that trailer. -_-",
"Poor snowflake is offended. ",
"If the left didn't continually treat it as a serious issue daily (e.g. r/politics) i think the right would be more inclined to see the funny side of it.",
"I think those are for the constant staff changes.",
"I'm actually impressed; A drumper who didn't spell you are as 'your'.",
"Not to him it's not, drump told him so."
] | 11 |
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New vehicles being delivered for Trump’s Secret Service staff
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/r/pics/comments/7s2sra/the_statue_of_robert_the_bruce_appears_to_be/
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[
"Warrior poet if I ever saw one",
"Vivec would like a word with you, n'wah.",
"Best Bard in all of Tamriel",
"This would actually be a really nice effect with statues, maybe use mirrors or something.",
"Someone pls explain what's happening? \nAnd, how does it look when it is not \"floating\"",
"If you squint, the snow on the pedestal blends with the colour of the sky and makes it look like the statue is floating in the air above the pedestal. When there is no snow, presumably you can see the bottom of the statue standing on the top of the pedestal.\n",
"Thanks :)",
"Fuck him, I trapped his soul in Azura's star.",
"A properly cut slab of plexiglass should do the trick",
"Haha, me too. Then I jumped over his shitty town.",
" Robert the Bruce is the most Australian name I've ever encountered",
"Well he is Scottish",
"/r/confusing_perspective",
"As am I. I mean, he did have quite a lot of illegitimate children...",
"[This](http://www.englishmonarchs.co.uk/images/various/bannockburn.jpg) is what it looks like without the snow and the confusing lighting. \n\nIt's the statue of Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn, site of his greatest victory over the English in 1314 which effectively secured Scotland's independence from England until the Act of Union in 1707.",
"I've never forgiven him for betraying Braveheart. ",
"It's just like playing Skyrim",
"Is this guy Robert? or Bruce? What is the deal here English people?",
"*Treguna Mekoides, Trecorum Satis Dee*",
"[Unite Us! Unite the clans!](https://youtu.be/g2oJhWi5SQ4?t=32s)",
"true, true",
"Thanks",
"At first glance I thought it was [Bugs Bunny's opera horse](https://www.google.com/search?q=bugs+bunny+opera+horse&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiowqnkmu7YAhVNjK0KHe2MDW4QsAQILw&biw=1199&bih=973)"
] | 23 |
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The statue of Robert the Bruce appears to be floating...
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[
"I thought the rice was horseradish for a second. Other than that, looks good.",
"So you don’t like rice unless it doesn’t look like horseradish ",
"To clarify, I'm sure the rice is nice. I meant that my first statement wasn't meant as a criticism. I worded it poorly, my apologies. ",
"I’m sure it is. ",
"I love when shitty cooks post their food on the internet."
] | 5 |
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Dinner (1/21/18) 🤭
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[
"*not a political subreddit*",
"this isn't politics, this is about human rights, and repealing the extremest racist transphobic missoginistic agenda of Drumpf",
"*take your politics elsewhere* ",
"again this isn't politics, lol ur a drumpf extremest, why don't you take ur shit back to teh_doofus",
"Im just a person who enjoys subreddits without politics. ",
"You can't impeach someone because you don't like them.",
"Are you a real person, or just a caricature at this point?",
"I can't tell if this gut is....like a leftist bot or something.",
"I'm just trolling, trying to start shit.\n\nObviously this one failed",
"Your vocabulary is cancer. ",
"They don't like hearing the truth. ",
"Tone it down and draw the comment out a little more. ",
"Best trolling is to cite imaginary statistics (e.g. 78% of cat owners are autistic, by the National Cat Research Association). Hooks so many people who just swallow statistics it's disturbing."
] | 13 |
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This needs to happen!
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