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https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2psut/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r2psut/deleted_by_user/	[ "WTF happened with BMW in 2019?", "Data outlier", "How is popularity gauged by? \n\nBecause The NA big 3 (Ford, GM, & Chrysler) negotiated profit sharing bonuses with their auto workers, giving them $1000 per 1 billion made off of North American sales. And GM has been leading in profits for the past decade year after year, of the 3.\n\nIf popularity is not reflective of sales, how is it gauged?" ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Aycgxxd-4	/r/videos/comments/r2q02o/analyzing_davy_jones_from_potc/	[ "I never really thought of him as evil. Just really grumpy with a horrible case of broken heart blue balls", "Dude with all those tentacles would get laid like crazy.", "Forget the Caribbean, he should've been a Pirate of the Sea of Japan" ]	3	videos	Analyzing Davy Jones from PotC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANssSLjSXN0	/r/videos/comments/r2qi54/we_are_sick_oil_spill_blasts_nigerian_community/	[ "Negligence needs to be a crime that no oil or gas company can afford.", "The fines are never high enough, just the cost of doing business.", "If they thought local ownership would change things they were severely misled. \n\nAbsolutely no chance local owners have the same resources available for safety and mitigation that Shell has. I'm guessing this got too expensive for a conglomerate to care about, so they sold the liability to someone who won't care.", "3 weeks!? Basically all their groundwater is ruined as well as the surface water. \n\nTo clean up all that is not even feasible. Cleanining up reserves of underground water reserves would basically take so much energy and time it might amount to millions of years of pumping. That's why the only feasible way of keeping water reserves clean enough for life is not to let this kind of spills happen.", "Oh no, I may have to give back the fortune the Nigerian prince just shared with me, I'm only waiting for my payoff, now that I've sent him my pin . . .", "so what companies are involved in this ?", "This is appalling. Imagine that going off in your garden. Even for hours it would be horrid, let alone weeks.", "It is.", "[Aiteo Eastern E&P](https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/oil-gushing-nigerian-wellhead-blasts-hopes-those-living-nearby-2021-11-26)", "No. It is extremely specific.", "Corporate mandate: Profits over everything.", "This is hideous", "Aiteo Eastern E&P. ~~I believe the video mentioned they are now a subsidiary of Halliburton.~~\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/oil-spews-aiteo-well-nigerias-delta-two-weeks-after-spill-locals-say-2021-11-19/\n\nThis is awful for the people living around this disaster. The fines/punishment should be compelling enough to get somebody to work on fixing this ASAP. Obviously, they are not.\n\nThis hurts all of us.\n\nEdit: They are not a subsidiary of Halliburton.", "Siiiick🤙", "We are all complicit in this. This has been going on for decades and Nigerians who have spoken out for their people have been murdered in the open for crossing Shell oil and others. They say in the video it is illegal for the youth of the area to refine the oil themselves. I don't doubt it's a bad idea, but look what is legal for foreigners to come and do to the people of the Delta, and of Nigeria as a whole, whose wealth is robbed from them by the West every day. \n\nWe are so entitled in the West as to complain about the price of the gas at the pump, we don't have to think about the cost of the gas at its source.", "But it's clearly not.", "I just finished Imbolo Mbue’s recent novel ‘How Beautiful We Were’ , which tells the story of a fictional West African village whose children are dying because of environmental damage by an oil company. Here we have a real-life example", "Billionaires could single handily fix this entire issue by actually giving a shit about people and investing their money into renewables and climate change fixes but they're all greedy cunts that don't care about anyone but themselves.", "https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiteo\n\nFor those who've never heard of this co before. Seems like a private African oil giant.", "Rich people have had it easy for far too long.", " But I was told Canada has a dirty oil industry!", "Oil company, subsidiary of a larger company, fucks over Nigeria. The weird thing is [it was part of the storyline to Ted Lasso this year.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io8Z7lTHvrE)", "No, they can definitely afford it.", "Wild how two things can be true at once eh?", "This is what Sam was speaking out against", "I have never understood how companies can be allowed to operate (drill, etc.) without first being able to demonstrate they can clean up their mess first.", "Firing squad for the entire board of directors, this is a crime against not just humanity but the entire natural environment.", "> we’re open to your thoughts if you want to actually give details to what you mean.\n\nSir, this is reddit.", "Fines don't mean anything, put people responsible in jail and take away their limited time on this planet and they'll stop fucking around.", "There should be some sort of unlimited liability requirement for these kinds of projects.\n\nIf a company is responsible for environmental damage, they must pay the full cleanup costs to make it right. No expiry dates. No limitations. Make it like student loans - immune from bankruptcy, so they have to pay.", "Were sooory", "\"Not only have we failed to realize we are one people, we have forgotten that we have only one planet.\" ~Jacques Cousteau.", "Boomers: These electric cars are ruining the planet", "Official sponsors of the Nigerian Football Federation.", "Companies make process and training, if their labor is not qualified for the job and even then got hands on deck they are fully responsible of any catastrophe caused by their employees.", "I think it was just saying that Aiteo hired some specialists from Halliburton to help out.", "Nah mate, they said a Halliburton subsidiary would be out to fix it. Halliburton are a service company. They make their money making, maintaining and removing wells. They don't see the oil that comes from them or own the wells themselves.", "Shit if that's your take when you're the brightest forest, I'd hate to see what a stupid forest thinks", "Very. You've got a variety of explosive gasses and liquids under high pressure and pretty much everything required to fix this is going to have a source of ignition.\n\nThis isn't a Flex Tape deal.", "If just one of those wealthy Nigerian Princes would actually pony up the money, that well would have been plugged already.", "The reason is that too many people depend on those companies continuing to exist so attacking them could cause a lot of other issues popping up i imagine", "Lmao dude deleted all his comments in here the moment he started getting downvoted. What a dork.", "Ffs he deleted his dumbass comment and reply before I could reply apparently. God what a dumbass.\n\nEdit: if someone deletes a comment before 1 minute is up does the thing actually disappear instead of leaving the [deleted] thing? Because I went off on his reply to you but it gave me an error and I refreshed and his dumbass reply to you was gone.", "Sir, this is an excuse.", "It seems that he was trolling, even the reply was doubling down on ignorance.", "Serious question. Why can't they just fit a dome over it so the oil just get's sprayed down?", "The water wars are fast approaching", "You can try and blame the west all you want but it’s locally owned now. Which is sadly why the situation is so bad. If it was owned by shell real global pressure could be applied.", "It's a shitty combination of too-big-to-fail and corruption.", "Because cleaning is an impossible task. If you had to prove you could clean a leak before one occurs, we couldn’t drill at all.", "Now that is some top-tier video journalism. The directness of the opening shot and closing on the same shot, but with the addition of someone who is directly effected by it. Bravo", "These kind of messes can't really be cleaned up, so these type of rules would make tje industry inoperable. In a world ruled by the petro-dollar that isn't going to happen.", "This is quite possibly the only time I've seen a headline with \"blasts\" in the title where it's actually being used in a reasonable fashion.", "This but unironically.\n\nWhy the fuck someone who murders one person get 25 years in prison while people responsible for these tragedies - which impacts the livelihood of entire regions and will cause countless issues to their health and environment in the future - get off with a slap in the wrist?\n\nWe gotta start typifying crime and sentences based on their long-term impact, not just immediate consequences.", "Actually techniques similar to that take place once a well is on fire and that’s used to help extinguish it. But that would only point the oil spraying downward and this well could continue to produce at this rate for years. To fix this they either have to close the valves at the surface (assuming the valves are still functional) or pump in heavy fluid at a high pressure to “kill” the well or essentially push down and keep that oil that’s spraying out downhole in the oil reservoir.", "You never understood? It's money. It's because the people giving the ok are corrupt", "And everyone hates Elon Musk for some reason.", "No it's not", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Saro-Wiwa", "That's a lot of pressure, it'd work it's way underneath.\n\n \nI was thinking similar methods, what about a big concrete cyclinder, hollow inside with an open bottom and covered on top with 2 big valves. Lower it into position over the pipe and then pump concrete into one of the valves till you have a layer across the bottom. Once that's cured close the valves on top to seal the gas. \n\n\nFor something this heavy you'd have to have some decent foundations too. \n\n\nI get it's not an easy task but it does seem possible, Then again I'm not an engineer.", "Thank god the noble foreigner has the useless savage's interest at heart. Shell will [murder](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jun/08/nigeria-usa) you in daylight to keep soaking the Delta in crude. Real global pressure is not applied. You are not serious if you think the ownership claims on this particular well made in this video absolves Western pillaging of Nigeria.", "You believe wrong.", "No one cares about poor nigerians", "Would be good if you look into it for at least a second before going off on a tirade so you would know that this is because it is locally owned.", "That seems like a bit of a leap. \n\nI'll double-down on u/plumpydelicious' comment that Shell and other Western oil companies have been fucking over Nigeria for decades. Western Courts typically rule in their favour, even when they lose, with fines and settlements equating to nothing more than a fee for the \"cost of doing business\". They have the financial means, motive, and opportunity to break the law and pay whatever they can negotiate while hiding behind a corporate veil and/or \"local ownership\". \n\nRestitution orders are just a drop in the bucket for Shell et al. So long as that remains the case, these companies will continue to operate as if they are above the rule of law.", "Yeah I watched the video jackass. That's not the dunk you think it is. Would be good if you looked into the history of what big oil has done to this region.", "Most of the time they don't even get fined\n\n...Steven Donziger...", "Please, these days local means they give less of a shit. Local owners are more likely to have cozy relationships with local politicians. They aren’t subject to bribery, corruption and graft laws like multinationals located in western countries are. And rather than being publicly traded, they are closely held by local elites. All this means it’s easier to bribe officials for favorable contracts and regulation. Whether it’s through underpriced contracts, direct bribes, or granting ownership to politicians and their inner circle, it’s all made easier when you aren’t subject to western laws.", "So make it as strict as Nuclear? Canadian Nuclear laws are intense while oil&gas can get away with so much.", "Nope. It’s not even about immediate term cleanup and safety, which the oil majors manage way better (western contractors and operators with long term experience tend to better operate the infrastructure than cut rates local labor). Oil majors (Shell, BP, Chevron, Exxon) have the capacity to pay for long term cleanup liabilities. BP was even big enough to manage tens of billions of dollars of cleanup after the gulf spills (they’re still paying and will be annually for another 5-10 years I believe). Local companies will just go bankrupt with no recourse back to the owners who skimmed off the top for years. That leaves government (by extension citizens) paying for LT cleanup, which depending on the country could mean it never happens.", "Fkn sad....", "In my culture, sick means good", "But, but, wind turbine ruin the view and kill a few birds!\n\n/s", "Your comments on this make a lot more sense considering how often you post in r/ihadastroke", "sure, says the guy with 8 dicks", "I had to do a double-take because my brain automatically read it with the other context. \n\nI briefly wondered how a sentient oil spill was talking shit about the people of Nigeria.", "Thanks for the chuckle at that mental image, lol.", "Excessive wealth/power is something that Elon Musk and oil executives have in common, which has historically led to corruption and the erosion of the rule of law. \n\nThat's one reason, at least. But I can't speak for everyone.", "Gotta love the \"blasts\". Provides non actual information and reads like shit.", "How can subsidiaries be fined ?", ">Why the fuck someone who murders one person get 25 years in prison while people responsible for these tragedies - which impacts the livelihood of entire regions and will cause countless issues to their health and environment in the future - get off with a slap in the wrist?\n\nI feel like part of the trick to getting away with it is to make enough money while you're doing it.", "Any reaction from AFC Richmond yet?", "> Why the fuck someone who murders one person get 25 years in prison while people responsible for these tragedies - which impacts the livelihood of entire regions and will cause countless issues to their health and environment in the future - get off with a slap in the wrist?\n\nThe murderer is one single guy with very little cash available for defense that'll be assured by his local Lionel Hutz.\n\nThe tragedy mongers are an entire board of directors who can tie up the legal system by throwing their functionally unlimited supply of money (and their ten attorneys on a short leash) at it.", "I disagree with this. I’d be paying $8 a gallon and many wouldn’t be able to afford the commute to work. It’s already 5.40 a gallon in some places near me. \n\nThese are thousand people projects it takes one negligent individual with no redundancy to cause a catastrophe. You can’t expect humans to be perfect when dealing with such chaos. It really is just the cost of progress sometimes.", "[Ecocide.](https://www.stopecocide.earth/what-is-ecocide)", "you do know there isnt one person to blame for these accidents? at the end of the day the operators get fired along with whatever shift engineer that was there if they arent dead by then. there are many cases where you can blame the higher ups, like in one instance where BP decided to underreport the amount of oil that was being spilled in the ocean from an accident. but the causes of those accidents are much more complicated than just pointing a finger at a company. youll find in any hazop report that the failure would have had to bypass layers upon layers of safety procedures that are put in place.", "killing who? you do know there isnt one person to blame for these accidents? at the end of the day the operators get fired along with whatever shift engineer that was there if they arent dead by then.", "The thing that affluent yuppies in the global north can afford not to understand, and people in the global south can't, is that buying local artisinal goat cheese is not a substitute for anticapitalism. The problem with capitalism is the capital, whether it's Shell shitting on your roof, or whatever small time capitalist they decided to offload the liability on.", "Yup, environmental crime should have solid punishments, but not just jail time it should tax the responsible parties enough to make the clean up possible and also subsidize other environmental cleanup efforts. Environmental cleanup should be a financial responsibility for all businesses. A 1% tax on all businesses would cover a huge international effort.", "This is just sad. Most companies only see fines as a slap on the wrist. Unless they sanction the company or bring them before the UN under environmental damages, things will never truly take effect. Negligence is still bad and should be held accountable.", "This is still an escalating disaster. Once that thing catches on fire, it will be much worse.\n\nEdit: NSFW NSFL do not search for videos of leaking pipelines. People desperate for free fuel will take the risk and they do not survive.", "Because they own the government. Or are more powerful than the government.", "I think you need a /s on this one", "kill everybody up the chain. if the penalty was death, then you would want to know what was going on below your chain of command. Instead of purposefully not knowing so you can claim ignorance.\n\ni don't agree with this, just playing devils advocate.", "This shit has been happening for decades. What you think drove the Somali piracy...", "Shell actually sold a lot of stuff like this because people kept breaking into pipelines and stealing oil, leading to spills which they had to foot the bill for cleanup. This used to be less of a problem because shell used to have private security, but after a shootout with oil and gas thief’s that left a few dead, the Nigerian gov said no more of that, but due to corruption (Nigerian army officials involved in oil smuggling), many higher ups have a financial incentive not to protect installations in the delta", "While I’m half joking. I’m being kinda honest and showing the other side. Engineers and big companies don’t intend to lose so much profit, have bad PR, and lose local support in areas they are exploiting. Every business makes mistakes, in certain industries mistakes are much more grandiose than others. It is actually impossible/improbable to only progress without any mistakes occurring, it’s an unfortunate truth that the road of progress is riddled with mistakes and fear ultimately impedes it.", "The audacity to dub the interviews when the interviewees are speaking English. I get it, the Nigerian accent can be hard to understand, but just add subtitles so people who have trouble understanding can read it.", "Now oil spills are “blasting” people? Journalists need to come up with a new word…", "See Purdue Pharma as an example.\n\nDrug dealer? Get the book thrown at you.\n\nGet millions of people addicted to a drug? \"It's nothing personal Jack. It's just good business.\"", "Shell would consider cleaning it up slightly faster after murdering protestors with their private military.", ">If you had to prove you could clean a leak before one occurs, we couldn’t drill at all.\n\nSounds fine by me.", "mistakes like this will continue to happen, one of the main things they teach us in process safety is that bad things will happen no matter how much mitigation you put in. an event can still occur no matter how many layers of safety controls are added, all you need is a chain of events to go through a Swiss cheese model and ull get a catastrophe. best we can do is learn about them and reduce its chances even more\n\nalso thank god youre playing devils advocate because i was worried there for a second.", "Man that CEO has an interesting Wikipedia…allegedly bribing the now petroleum minister (and female OPEC boss): https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Peters\n\nThen also receiving various honors and awards by western countries", "[Benedict Peters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Peters) \n \n >Benedict Peters is a Nigerian billionaire who founded the Aiteo Group, Nigeria's largest indigenous oil producing firm. As of November 2014, he had an estimated net worth of US$2. 7 billion. He is ranked by Ventures Africa as the 17th richest person in Africa and the 7th richest in Nigeria.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "just like on ted lasso", "America has like a year of oil in reserve. Other countries are not so lucky. Then the lights go out. No way in hell the world can be 100% renewable in that time. Hope you live somewhere warm, or near a dam. Or I guess coal could make a comeback. West Virginia could do with a break like that", "This is sad", "y", "What the fuck are you talking about?", "Oil has caused more wars, deaths, and environmental destruction than any other man obsessed resource in the world.", "This is fucking terrible, in America we panic over shelves being under stocked of toilet paper. Imagine if our food sources were covered in oil, it would be an outrage.\n\n How is this acceptable, ugh. I understand money moves morals but damn this is maddening.\n\nI wish i, an average citizen can do something to make an impact. Buy electric vehicles? not enough i feel but its a start.. Any ideas?", "why not just blow it up?", "Worlds dying and your only concern is getting to work.\n\n>progress without any mistakes occurring\n\nThis type of progress leads to a very dark future for life on this planet", "No, we learn from mistakes. \n\nAlso the world is far from dying you give humans too much credit😂 and yes I’m more concerned about the present... you know starvation, poverty, children dying in the winter. That sorta thing, sorry I’m so short sighted relative to your big goals of saving the world? Oh wait you aren’t doing that.", "New Zealand has geothermal energy, just saying", ">No, we learn from mistakes.\n\nYeah man, after Exxon Valdez, there was never another tanker spill!\n\n>Also the world is far from dying you give humans too much credit\n\nYeah, all those scientists are lying\n\n>you know starvation, poverty, children dying in the winter. \n\nOh, so things that will be, and are already being, substantially increased by climate collapse?", "Too many RICH PEOPLE depend on them.", "Removing fossil fuel tax subsidies, then adding fossil fuel taxes to subsidise EVs and renewable/nuclear energy is the best way though this mess. This shit has been happening since the dawn of the ICE age, we need to end it ASAP", "With your logic, if one company makes a mistake then their should never be another mistake of that kind? Share me some of your crack please? \n\nWe learn from our mistakes but unfortunately we don’t become gods at preventing every variable. \n\nNo legit scientist has ever said the world is dying unless he was a crackpot from msnbc. So whatever science you are paying attention to, check yourself, and do some real research. You made me laugh though thanks for the egoboost.\n\nI’ve ran into a climate nutcase that bought the lie humans are killing the earth and we are overpopulated. Yeah humans affect their environment in negative and positive ways. We can damage equilibriums in the ecosystem but in no way will we “kill the earth”😂 We intentionally can try and we would probably fail— you act like people are Intentionally trying anyways. Not all hero’s wear capes, some just watch way too much tv.^", "This is sickening", "Guess the people in charge should have started fucking doing something about this problem 30 years ago. If only they knew /s.", "And passed directly onto the customer", "Yet another reason why New Zealand would be a great place to live", "People wonder why there are so many refugees.", "Juding from his comment history, he means the jews\n\n>NeDictu\n \n> 1 point 1 day ago \n\n>Fascism is good, what's the problem", "Sure, but the level of mitigation you get is proportional to the severity of the consequences. And in these cases the consequences aren't sufficient. Until the risk to investors reflects the reflects the inherent externalities shit like this is going to keep happening over and over.", "> . I’d be paying $8 a gallon and many wouldn’t be able to afford the commute to work.\n\nOh wow you'd be paying the same as I am.", "So sad.", "Am I miss understanding, or did he say that has been leaking for 3 FUCKING WEEKS!? That's absolutely insane. Fuck humanity.", "Thank US inflation. US dollar is somewhat backed by oil prices, and thus oil prices are somewhat backed by the US dollar. Countries trading with OPAC nations must purchase the oil in US currency— even if the nation doesn’t deal in US fiat it must. So, while other areas around the world may have higher oil prices, it is distinguishable from the oil prices in the USA for many reasons.", "We've got fucking Stalin here", "All I'm saying is that maybe you need to think about moving somewhere else so your bank won't be busted by a gas price increase. Or get a better car.", "companies don't \"learn from mistakes\" they learn how to get away with stuff better", "Humans aren’t going to kill the Earth. Killing Humans on the other hand, that is very possible if we don’t get our shit together, which is unlikely.", ">...Steven Donziger...\n\nthe guy who's in jail for contempt of court because he refused to comply with judge's orders to turn over his laptop?", "Lol ok tough guy", "Yes, let’s buy a new car since gas is too expensive, let’s just pack up and move, not like that costs a bunch of money.\n\nDid you really think that through?", "I just wish they interviewed officials in the cities so people will stop thinking africans dont have cities. It is a common misconception in usa", "Oh i have moved! I am not talking about myself but many others. You think people complaining about gas prices can afford new cars? It’s really is easy to talk like you are but there are too many variables to be so simplistic about it. Supply chain issues directly stem from this stuff, food costs go up, shipping costs up, salt and pepper up, meat up, vegetables up... you get my point. The solution? Print more money to get everyone by", "Says someone who’s likely never ran a company.", "The guy who got SLAPPd on completely illegitimate reasons and then people say it's legitimate because he doesn't want to hand over his private data to the judges that keep fucking him over...\n\nThere is also absolutely 0 legal basis on which he should be forced to hand over his laptops.", "This shit should just be a bullet for every board member.", "Ivory Tower: Where did the pipe burst?\n\nMinions: In Nigeria sir!\n\nIvory Tower: I don't live there, so what.", "This is what is wrong with capitalism.", "After his dad explained it to him. Great pops he got", "Not ordered to turn over his laptop to the FBI or federal prosecutors, (who declined to charge him) but to Chevron and their lawyers. \n\nDon’t listen to this buffoon trying to obscure the horrifying reality of the Donziger case. Chevron was held criminally liable for their abominable act of poisoning the people of Ecuador to the tune of $9.5 billion. They have paid none of it, preferring to spend millions on lawyers and on buying themselves US District Judge Lewis Kaplan. \n\nJudge Kaplan has taken the absolutely insane course of handing over federal prosecution duties to a private law firm who just happen to work extensively for Chevron.\n\nOur judicial system has fallen so low that parts of it no longer even keep up the pretense of delivering justice but now hand over the reigns of power directly to moneyed interests. It’s madness.", "The usual problem in that area. Is the locals tapping into the pipes, in order to get free oil. Leading to large spills. So much of the maintenance and security goes on fixing those problems.", "That's regulatory capture taken to 11", "Happy reminder that Royal Dutch Shell, of Shell Oil fame, practically runs the government of Nigeria. (they might not anymore, but I ain't taking their fucking word for it) \n\nI miss you, /u/ShellOilNigeria", ">Yeah, all those scientists are lying\n\n\nNo he's right. The world will shrug this off after we're gone. The world is fine mate.", ">Yeah, all those scientists are lying\n\n\nNo he's right. The world will shrug this off after we're gone. The world is fine mate.", "Capitalism", "Companies who want to do business in the west should flat out be required to follow environmental and safety rules of the countries they do business with. Making laws in the US isn't worth much if a company can just go destroy a different country and then make billions selling the spoils here.", "I mean the Crayfish are BLATANTLY alive but I see her point.", "Lol it sounds very much like mob violence. I feel like some of you guys are a bad day away from murdering anyone who disagrees with you.\n\nIt's wild to see people correctly against punitive justice and the death penalty, yet back mass murder for crimes.", "> The guy who got SLAPPd on completely illegitimate reasons \n\nWas it? A judge ruled that he was engaged in \"[racketeering, extortion, wire fraud, money laundering, obstruction of justice, judicial bribery, coercion, witness tampering, and arranging for expert's reports to be ghostwritten](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Donziger)\".\n\n>then people say it's legitimate because he doesn't want to hand over his private data to the judges that keep fucking him over...\n\nSo how do you think subpoenas should work? That you can ignore them when you feel like it? Should trump be able to ignore subpoenas because he thinks that the judge in his case keeps fucking him over?", "This is murder on a grand scale", "t", "to the gulag for you!", ">Not ordered to turn over his laptop to the FBI or federal prosecutors, (who declined to charge him) but to Chevron and their lawyers. \n\nYeah, that's how discovery works.\n\n>Don’t listen to this buffoon trying to obscure the horrifying reality of the Donziger case. \n\nIt's always a good sign when you engage in personal attacks two sentences in.\n\n>Chevron was held criminally liable for their abominable act of poisoning the people of Ecuador to the tune of $9.5 billion. \n\n...in Ecuadoran court, which later a US judge ruled it was \"[procured by fraud, bribery, and racketeering activities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Donziger)\". US gets a lot of shit about corruption (mostly about lobbying and regulatory capture), but I still trust US courts more than Ecuadorian courts.\n\n>They have paid none of it, preferring to spend millions on lawyers and on buying themselves US District Judge Lewis Kaplan. \n\nAre you accusing Cheveron of bribing US District Judge Lewis Kaplan? Those are some serious allegations. What do you have to back that up?\n\n>federal prosecution duties to a private law firm who just happen to work extensively for Chevron.\n\nthat seems... fine? At least from how courts work under the adversarial system. The prosecution is only responsible for proving guilt, not to be neutral or anything. Given that, I don't see why them being affiliated with chevron has any issue, any more than prosecutors being on the same side of cops.\n\n>Our judicial system has fallen so low that parts of it no longer even keep up the pretense of delivering justice but now hand over the reigns of power directly to moneyed interests. It’s madness.\n\nHave you read the decision? Or are you basing this solely off \"cheveron = bad, anti-cheveron guy = good, anti-cheveron guy getting penalized by the US justice system = corruption\"? Are there any serious legal scholars that think judge kaplan's decision was unusual given the facts/circumstances?", "There's only 2 people who ever did testimony against Donziger and both are on the payroll of Enron...", "New Zealand has a population of 5 million, just saying", "[Why are you pretending this is normal? It is not.](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/18/nobel-laureates-condemn-judicial-harassment-of-environmental-lawyer) One of Chevron’s key witnesses is an Ecuadorian judge who they paid a million in “travel expenses” and later admitted he lied under oath.\n\nThis whole thing is a farce and Donziger not trusting Chevron’s “forensic experts” is no reason for him to spend months under house arrest and now federal prison.\n\n[The most ridiculous part is your baseless assertion that handing federal prosecutions over to a private law firm is business as usual. Legal experts have called it “extraordinary” and “unprecedented.”](https://www.thenation.com/article/environment/steven-donziger-chevron-sentencing/tnamp/)", "mucha precio tiene el agua", "I don't understand corporate fanboys. Especially when they outright lie to defend evil companies.", "The trick is spreading the effects amongst enough people so not one single person can step up and claim \"hey this is clearly hurting me in a quantifiable manner\".", "> but I still trust US courts more than Ecuadorian courts.\n\nYeah, that's the problem. You trust Chevron because the US says it's innocent and you trust the US because they didn't convict Chevron. Circular reasoning at its finest.\n\nI guess for every hero like Dozinger, willing to risk their lives to denounce the abuses of the wealthy, there's a mouthbreather willing to play devil's advocate after the devil spits in his face.", "Oil spills are far too common and dismissed far too easily. The destruction to the environment is irreversible and we allow them to continue to repeat the same mistakes endlessly", "Yup, for as long as the punishment for bad actions is \"your company loses x money\" or \"you have to pay a fine\", nothing will change. At the end people care about themselves. Put them in jail and you'll see how quickly they'll become honest in their business practices.", ">Especially when they outright lie to defend evil companies.\n\nCompanies that would gladly poison their groundwater and give them fucking cancer to save a few bucks to boost shareholders.", ">This but unironically.\n\nThis but replace the fire in firing squad with actual fire. Like, set an oil well on fire and toss them into it.", "More governments selling out their peoples future and present to big corps. I'm sure nobody will be held accountable for this.", "Fair critism but i agree with the sentiment at this point. Destroying the planet is only rewarded, and honestly horribleb medievel deaths should be handed out because I'm tired of everything getting fucking worse for every living thing on this rock with no stoppage in sight.", "> Lewis Kaplan\n\nI'm guessing this, like one of the first results on google... https://iadllaw.org/2020/09/more-than-200-lawyers-file-judicial-complaint-against-judge-lewis-a-kaplan-over-abusive-targeting-of-human-rights-advocate-steven-donziger/", "Looking for the “thanks Biden” comments 🍿", "Weird that they were basically speaking English but got dubbed", "Nigeria is kind of a weird place.\n\nThis is obviously different, but the tribal history of the country is shit show.\n\nThe ruling tribe lives inland, they run the government. The minor tribes live on the oil fields and get very little of the benefit.\n\nA lot of the historic damage is due to the locals, During the civil war that open attacked the oil infrastructure and people that got sent into repair it. nowadays the big concern is them tapping into pipelines and setting up [makeshift refineries](https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/least-25-including-minors-died-illegal-refinery-blast-nigeria-2021-10-24/)\n\nThe problem is they are just doing basic refining, no hydro cracking or steam reformation.... Meaning the waste product just gets dumped in the river.", "As I’m watching this I’m saying Lady get out of the water! It’s dripping with oil, why are you in there without any type of protective gloves. Makes sense if you can’t afford them but then you just avoid the area 🥺", "Renewables have been viable for years. If you don't know that,, it's because you're still consuming propaganda media and subject to well researched manipulation, paid for by oil and coal companies. All of this is well documented for anyone not ignoring it. Oil companies have been killing renewable technologies and clean energy for decades. Its not a secret. Anyone saying that renewables aren't viable are actively lying to you or suffering the same misconceptions.\n\nSolar, Wind, Tidal, Geothermal. There are a myriad of technologies and they're all developing rapidly. The tales of solar not being powerful enough is no longer true. Power storage is no longer an issue, there just hasn't been any investment in relevant infrastructure because of corruption.\n\nEveryone unsure about clean, renewable and sustainable energy technologies should quickly do a google search and update themselves. Progress didn't stop.", "why bother? The government isn't going to ask them to clean it up. A minority tribe lives there. \n\nThey may ask for some cash though.", "Negligence resulting in harm of someone should be seen in the same way as assault/manslaughter/murder and punished as such. \n\nFinancial crimes the same. \n\nHammurabi for president.", "Obviously there are a lot of issues still surrounding resources for EVs like rare earth minerals, cobalt etc. but it always grinds my gears when alternative energy posts get brigaded as if renewables and mining is a new concept. Mining for fossil fuels gets brushed under the rug far too easily.", "Wow, this is so damn sad", "What scares me is the thought of this sort of thing continuing until the Earth is uninhabitable, then the wealthy just move off to Mars or some luxurious space station and begin again somewhere else.", "This won't be fixed anytime soon. Nigeria is currently in conflict with rebel groups In its northern provinces, leading to mass casualties and abductions.", "??? go ask a ceo then you'll definitely get valid and truthful answers you fucking genius", "There is a city in China that is known as the cancer city.(Yanglingang) Basically, so much plant pollution hits that city that most of the major population gets cancer.", "Sounds like they wanted a Nigerian company to own it. Shell had operated there before and then sold it to a Nigerian company. So it looks like what happened is an inexperienced company owned by locals took over and fucked it up. If Shell was still there this probably wouldn't have happened. Over ambitious people with good intentions maybe are now stuck with another situation they have no idea how to handle. That area is probably fucked for a long time.", "Become a ceo", "Oil is killing us and the heads of oil companies are shovelling the dirt onto our graves. These bastards must hang", "\"the only people who can criticize CEOs are other CEOs\" is such a monumentally stupid take i can't believe you're still alive from all the desperate gasping you must need to do between boot licks", "That’s not what I’m implying but you are actually dumb and have no confidence in your own capabilities. Have fun with your low IQ socialist buddies man. Tell me how many socialist friends you got that arent trashy people 😂 it’s sad cause you choose your friends. You wouldn’t want to be around others that would help you grow.\n\nThis is what you want: \"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs\"\n\nAnd you don’t realize how trash that is.", "torch it,", "This isn't even close to a new problem. For the longest time Shell oil pumps and storage are attacked by locals because diesel is far too expensive for them and they refine it themselves, That combined with bad maintenance has made oil spills endemic In Nigeria for over 10 years. Instead of taking responsibility and improving problems in the system they find it cheaper to just make new cheap oil wells. Don't spend a dime on cleanup and ignore the problem seems to be their motto. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3\\_bkKwgQY", "Corruption, corporate greed, foreign exploitation, deep poverty, lawlessness.\n\nThe stew has combined for a really shitty amount of pollution. Government doesn't care except as a tool to extract bribes. Locals illegally tap the pipelines, causing tons of oil spills. due to lax regulations and spills and danger of fixing many lines, oil companies are lax about the spills.", "They have the ability to clean up, but in places where they can get away with it and the business is dangerous they won't lift a finger. Here's a very relevant video from 11 years ago [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3\\_bkKwgQY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3_bkKwgQY)", "You can't talk about the environmental oil disaster in Nigeria without highlighting the insane trend of organized oil theft.\n\n\nMind boggling stuff.\n\n\n[Vice News: The battle raging in Nigeria over control of oil](https://youtu.be/vAgw_Zyznx0)", "This is in Nigeria.\n\nAny fines are paid directly to the government.\n\nThe politicians and senior civil servants that is.", "I see a few people mentioning Aiteo Eastern E&P, but the company that constructed and were the primary owner when this problem began with most of these oil spills including this one Was Shell. This isn't even close to a new problem. For the longest time Shell oil pumps and storage facilities were attacked by locals because diesel is far too expensive for them and they refine it themselves, That combined with bad maintenance has made oil spills endemic In Nigeria for over 10 years. Instead of taking responsibility and improving problems in the system they find it cheaper to just make new cheap oil wells, and eventually sell the wells to African oil companies. Don't spend a dime on cleanup and ignore the problem seems to be their motto. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3\\_bkKwgQY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3_bkKwgQY)\n\n&#x200B;\n\nother Videos Implicating Shell as well as the local government in the pollution of Nigeria [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2yPii0yz10](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2yPii0yz10)\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgw\\_Zyznx0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgw_Zyznx0)", "Can they house 7 billion other people?", "I mean this sentiment is all well and good right up until you cant drive your car, your house has no electricity, and you have no heat. \nThat being said we need to have some sort of regulations in effect to stop this shit from happening every danm year...", "Capitalism.", "Even though scientist say otherwise?", "Everything shown in this video will turn out OK...\n\n\n...as long as we keep supporting our friendly neighborhood republican politicians by desperately licking the boots of the 1%", "Yes, energy is more than just that though. Everything shuts down. You become a hunter gatherer. No trucks delivering goods, no travel, no manufacturing, farm equipment stops working, hospitals, pumps that move water to your house, water treatment plants, desalination plants, all software including banking, government and defense systems, textiles, chemicals, etc.", "The real story. Halliburton saves the day after inept local company can’t maintain a well. Redditors blame big oil and rich people for this tragedy without watching video.", "And most everyone else", "too big to fail is literally corruption. It's not capitalism. It's cronyism.", "% based fines are needed.", "A good portion of reddit unironically thinks Stalin did nothing wrong.", ">Oh, so things that will be, and are already being, substantially increased by climate collapse?\n\nThose things literally haven't increased in nearly a century.", "nothing getting done about spills in Africa color me shocked...", "Maybe it's time to move away from oil..", "Put who in jail? the owner? the contractor? the labourer? the cleaner? the shareholders? the investors? the government official who approved their operation? all of them? These companies are setup with zero individual accountability.", "Don’t populate so much if you want enough for everyone, just saying.", "The people responsible for the decisions. Dumping toxic waste on a river doesn't happen by accident. Someone took the decision, and other people chose to follow that decision. Everyone in the high ranks that participated in the action or didn't prevent or report it when they could should be judged. And if truly there's no way to determine which people to blame because the company was set up in a way that we can't know who to blame, seize the company altogether because that means the people in charge aren't responsible enough to have one.\n\nYeah, fighting wealthy people like this is hard, and they have a shit ton of ways to get away from justice. But as soon as some of them start to land in jail, even if it's just 10% of the people who did bad things, many of them will reconsider if they want to risk their lives for more money.\n\nBtw throw them in a normal jail like any other immate, not in those jails for the rich.", "Wishing everyone a beautiful weekend ❤", "Ressource nationalisation is paramount. Sadly US invades or Coups such nations that try to nationalize oil and fossil materials. If youre gonna pollute the environment at least let people enjoy % of that wealth generated by it and not American and global multinationals.", "Turns out people were hunter-gatherers 150 years ago. The more you know.", "And not just the board of directors, add top investors as well.", "This is the reality.", ">Companies who want to do business in the west should flat out be required to follow environmental and safety rules of the countries they do business with.\n\nThey do! Problem is that many push for nationalisation before their workforce and government is mature enough to manage the issues, and we see failures at every level.", "It's not zero, but it's hardly a significant portion", "Its more than I would expect, but thats probably true for a lot of terrible historical figures.", "im talking about putting the blame to a few higher ups. sometimes management is at fault, however most of the time its just a tired operator who has done a stupid mistake.", "As if that weren't a natural consequence of it. It feels a bit like defining injuries caused by falling to not be a consequence of gravity, but rather \"fall-ism\".", "an pirates cutting pipelines to steal oil should be shot dead as well because let's face it, a non negligeable source of leaks and oil spill come from it as well.", "They were speaking pidgin English", "Obisanya!", "At fault and responsible are two different things.", "Dont worry ol Biden shut down high quality pipelines in the us so the us needs to be dependent on foreign sources of oil like this one. \n\nBut the us is greener amirite", "Lmao exactly, people here are such fucking idiots. The lengths they go to persistently prolong the fossil fuel industry that's currently destroying our biosphere.", "They're not, but you're misinterpreting their results.\n\nClimate change will wipe out humans far in advance of the earth dying. The earth will bounce back when we're gone. Always has, always will, until the heat death. It'll just change what life it's able to accommodate. Used to be massive insects, dinosaurs, and now us, but will be something else after.", "This is just a minor point, but usually the phrase \"ivory tower\" is used to refer to the isolation of specifically academia from the rest of the world, not just any powerful figure or company. Historical usage of the phrase might have been different, but in modern times most people will think you are referring to universities when you use it.", "Good luck being a hunter gatherer when you can't even drink the water in your area.", "Indoor plumbing predated the industrial revolution...", "Can you provide sources I’ll send this to the local government to start fining them here in California", "What the fuck is wrong with the people running this shit shower", "Actually the real real story is that WE'RE ALL JUST GENERALLY SADDENED BY THIS YOU DUMB FUCK. Like you are reading these comments as though on social media it isn't the case that only 1% of viewership will ever comment. No, I can guarantee you that most people reading this are not thinking about any of what you just fucking quoted.\n\nIt's sad. This planet is dying. Humans who are utterly infected with hierarchical-thinking are killing it. The best thing you can do is to not have children and force a being to exist on this prison of a world.\n\nThat's the real story.", "Damn, I'm the one going to lengths here! If it's so easy to live without fossil fuels why are you typing this into your smartphone on the internet and not living off grid in a Forrest? I even hear you could set up indoor plumbing in your cabin!", "Nah it's cool, we get to redefine everything on a whim now. Haven't you heard?", "I mean, language does evolve, and people make linguistic mistakes all the time, so I'm definitely not judging this person for not-quite-correct usage of an idiom. I just can't resist over-explaining things to people who didn't ask, lol.", "Jail doesn't work though, why would it work on them? We don't have functioning prisons that rehabilitate people and make them see the errors of their ways. Even the most abused prisoner who had the worst time behind bars can be just as likely as anyone else to reoffend.", "3 weeks! Wow.", "Imagine having people live in conditions like we see in this video and other \"poverty porn\" videos, meanwhile this guy having nearly $3b is \"only\" the 17th richest person in Africa and 7th richest in Nigeria.", "Privatize profits, socialize losses.", "That’s a consequence of human nature, my friend. Don’t pretend corruption doesn’t happen in other economical systems.", "they local tap into pipelines and steal raw crude and distill it on jungle refineries , and more often than not this happens", "> Negligence needs to be a crime\n\nI mean they are if you are poor and a single person. If you are a mega corporation? Yeah no repercussions whatsoever.", "Oooh, now do “true socialism has never been attempted”. \n\nNot one capitalist in know of would have the government involved in bailing out anybody. That’s cronyism.", "https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2020/07/global-hunger-rising-food-agriculture-organization-report/\n\nhttps://www.ipcc.ch/srccl/chapter/chapter-5/\n\nhttps://www.un.org/africarenewal/magazine/november-2021/climate-change-triggers-food-insecurity-poverty-and-displacement-africa", "I guess the difference of opinion comes of definition of \"ok\". Personally I don't think the earth is doing \"ok\" after a massive extinction event, no matter the cause. Especially one that results in the deaths of humans, since, you know, I am human and have a certain attachment to this species \n\nThats ignoring the most severe predictions of true runaway greenhouse, resulting in an earth that will be inhospitable to \"higher\" life (complex multicellular)\n\n>Always has, always will, until the heat death.\n\nThe earth will be swallowed by the sun long before the heat death of the universe, and life will be gone from earth long before that", "Yep, and of all the economic constructs, capitalism has the least amount of corruption because markets rule instead of governments directing the economy.", "public crimes require public retribution. the stocks are still legal in the uk, iirc.\n\n\n- pay to fix the problem\n\n- put the owners of the company in the stocks for a few weeks, plus some prison and rehabilitation time. this should include physically helping clean up the damage.", "Ahh, still burnt about having to learn pronouns?", "Not a lot", "Well that area is totally fucked now.", "And if this was sabotage? And if the engineer didn't do their job properly? And if the safety inspector forgot to do the correct safety checks? Doesn't matter you would be frog marching to the gulag the person who made the decision, whatever the fuck that means, which let me guess you have no idea who that is, and which decision, the government department who approved the drilling? The decision to drill? The decision to buy their oil? The decision to reelect the same government who approved this? You have no clue about any of it, so fuck you Nazi. And don't use any fossil fuels ever even indirectly, otherwise you're the problem and you'll be frog marched to the gulag without trial because you made the decision to support these people who cause these spills in full knowledge. Ignorance is not an excuse.", "But you could add failsafes and cutoffs at ground level that could cut the flow if there is technical/ mechanical failure.\n\nIt seems to have been installed in a way that it can't be contained or isolated.\n\nHow is that legal or allowed?", "Jail works in many countries, both as a deterrant and for reinsertion. And anyway, I'm talking about jail as a deterrant.", "In many countries, perhaps; but not in the country with the largest percentage of its population behind bars. It's been studied to death, jail doesn't work as a deterrent, nor to rehabilitate in the States. That's a fallacy brought on by centuries of brushing hard problems aside for easy solutions.", "Thanks!", "I never mentioned the US.", "Yeah but I did? Lol", "Lol no.", "The dumb fuck is you to think you are so fucking riotous that Nigerians should live in the Stone Age while you live a comfortable life. Eat a dick you eco racist shitbag.", "Bwahahaha. Get your fake outrage out of here. \n\nOnce the climate collapses all of you will be in the Stone Age sooooo…\n\nYou people really don’t understand what is about to happen do you?\n\nAll of this is crumbling and it’s hilarious that you think I’m racist since I’m possibly moving TO Africa BECAUSE the climate is about to collapse." ]	271	videos	'We are sick': Oil spill blasts Nigerian community
https://youtu.be/BG1AUyvdlQE	/r/videos/comments/r2qunh/one_take_everybody_knows_the_rules_awesome_drone/	[ "What a dump", "Yeah great drone work!\n\nBut what a mess that place is.... I wouldn't want to work there. Whatever it is.", "Boiler Room starring Dave Portnoy", "Too disjointed and stiff. The people should have been doing there 'thing' before thee drone came in on them so it'd look more natural and flowing.", "I can smell it through the internet." ]	5	videos	One Take Everybody Knows The Rules - Awesome drone work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFLb1IPlY_k	/r/videos/comments/r2remc/how_to_make_railway_timetables_with_graphs/	[ "Somebody should tell Amtrak about timetables. For some inexplicable reason Amtrak seems unwilling to provide timetables on their website. They will allow you to query a route for a specific day but, as far as I can tell, that's it. That and the seemingly illogical schedule organization (try, for instance, going from point A on one route to point B on another) leads me to believe that Amtrak is purpose-built to fail.", "https://www.railpassengers.org/site/assets/files/20928/empire-builder-schedule-101920.pdf", "This woman should do ASMR! Her voice and demeanor is hypnotizing.", "She has a podcast called Rutherford and Fry, answering scientific questions. They did an episode on ASMR in which she gives it a try!", "She has a podcast. The Curious Cases of Rutherford and Fry. Happy listening!", "Video is interesting except her laughs", "This whole thing is a book ad. Editing it into animations, really ?\n/r/HailCorporate", "Bruh, you've got it all backwards", "https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000fgky @26:45", "The content of the video could have been anything, if the main reason for creating this video is to show the book on the screen, its an ad. Just for you I rewatched the video, its 8:43 min long, with book being visible on screen for 2:52 min.", "Independent author talking about her work how is that even vaguely corporate......", "Huh, this would be an interesting tool to include in worldbuilding for ttrpgs. I can imagine my players being surprised to role play something so mundane yet accurate.", "While this specific video may be partly to promote the book, she has been a guest on that channel for years without any promotion attached. To give a bit of context, the items on Numberphile are all about numerical peculiarities.", "That's nice but it is NOT from the Amtrak website.", "She is something else", "I know they used to have them because I have looked at them. There are routes for which the weekday and weekend schedule is different. It is a pain in the ass to query specific dates (good luck getting a range query to work) to determine what the timetable is when they could (and have) just provided timetables. Moreover, the fact that train arrivals and departures at major stations (e.g. Penn Station) are in no discernible way coordinated makes using Amtrak on multiple routes incredibly inconvenient. Anyone who has ever used trains in the third world has had better experiences than one gets on Amtrak (excepting the Acela which is bottom of the barrel first world).", "As an American, what?", "It took me 1.5 seconds to find.", "Oh I'm not denying that but there is nothing new or remarkable about mathematicians including their books in the backgrounds of these videos. And there is nothing r/Hailcorporate about independent creators and authors plugging their own books in this way.", "Are you just being fucking obtuse? My post was about the AMTRAK website. Not some fucking repository on another website.", "I love everything about her. Holy shit.", "You blowing up over a stranger on the internet trying to help you would lead me to believe you’re so reliant on Amtrak timetables because your conduct amongst the general public as landed you on the no-fly list. Happy travels, jerk.", "Woah... Wait.. So\n\n\nLike... That stupid joke of a math problem.. \"A train leaving xxxx @ ##:## and another train leaving yyyy @ ##:## \" joke.... Is ACTUALLY based on this charting system?!... Thats fuckin wild man!", "From the thumbnail, she looks like an alternate universe Wendy Rhoades!", "Memorizing or studying Railway Timetables was somewhat of a hobby in the past. I remember reading that Abraham Lincoln's third son William had a hobby of studying railway timetables and could recite the entire schedule of trains from Chicago to New York by memory when he was 10.", "zing!", "As others mentioned a podcast, she used to have one called DeepMind as well.", "What made you think I needed help? Your 'help' in no way speaks to the point of my post: Amtrak goes out of its way to make travel using its service difficult. The presence of timetables on an outside repository brings literally nothing to bear on that point. Moreover, your reliance on timetables from a repository is certainly no guarantee that that timetable is the current Amtrak timetable. Asking if you are trying to be fucking obtuse isn't \"blowing up on a stranger\" - it reflects complete bewilderment at your inability to comprehend a very simple point. But, I suspect, the word obtuse is just a bridge too far for your intellect." ]	28	videos	How to make railway timetables (with graphs)
https://youtu.be/MrFmFk10QcQ	/r/videos/comments/r2rghl/why_to_date_beautiful_ukrainian_girls/	[ "Pierogies. End of discussion.", "Is she some sort of pimp or what", "Because they desperately need your help to get out of Ukraine before they are conquered by Russia and they want half your stuff." ]	3	videos	Why To Date Beautiful Ukrainian Girls
https://youtu.be/kVOTPAxrrP4	/r/videos/comments/r2rrr8/mit_has_predicted_that_society_will_collapse_in/	[ "thank god", "Whelp, I wasn’t really expecting to have a “normal” retirement anyway. \n\nLovely.", "So I won't have to worry about rent, bills, or bullshit jobs? I'm down. I'd rather deal with marauding gangs of cannibals anyway.", "If I make it that far, I'll be about 53ish. I'm not sure if I'll feel up to participating in the festivities by that point.", "[People have been predicting similar societal collapses constantly throughout human history.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) Extrapolating with pre existing variables becomes problematic when you have many unforseen variables introduced into the model. \n\n\nHow would they have foreseen nitrate fertilization to increase crop yields when they didn't even know nitrates existed? How could they have foreseen global internet connectivity when they didn't even know what an electronic computer was? \n\n There are things coming down the pipeline that we wouldn't have a clue of in our modern times, but with the privilege of hindsight we can say how easy it is to make sense of.", "Dam, I'll be 2 days away from retirement.", "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time, we created a lot of value for shareholders.", "I agree soceities could collapse by 2040 *Not saying it will, but I don't think its how people think. I don't think soceity will just collapse and then some new utopia will be formed in its place, and I also don't think it would collapse and were living in some post apocolyptic world.\n\nWhat's likely to happen is poorer countries, third world countries and resource striken countries just collapse into chaos and war (Like Syria did)* and mass migration occurs towards richer countries which puts extra pressure on them.\n\nPut it this way, I don't think every single country on earth will collapse into chaos at the same time, it will be a slow transition of poor countries and economically weak countries descending into poverty and suffering and a mass migration towards economically strong countries.\n\nI think these extra pressures on countries will see a rise in more militaristic and politically extreme countries which will then have a domino effect on neighbouring countries until basically everyone is in some weird soceital and technological dark age. \n\nWhat I mean by this, is poorer countries won't have the luxuries they do now, in terms of new technology, food in stores, new imported cars etc\n\nEither way its gonna end badly for everyone involved.", "Makes me feel better about not worrying about that all along.", "Forget the rest home. See you in the Thunderdome!", "Just in time for retirement. I will retreat to my cabin in the woods and watch the zombie apocalypse from afar", "Honestly, i think most of the Western world will be fine.\n\nThis is going to effect third world countries by 2040 would be my guess. \n\nBut it depends on your definition of \"soceital collapse\".\n\nI'm pretty sure were gonna look back on the days of having everything at our finger tips as the golden era of technology etc.", "I can only hope.", "Absolutely. Things I know for a fact will change human history in the near future:\n\n* The Coremind\n* Dynaflex batteries\n* Einstein-Brule field metric mathematics\n* Translunar wheezy farms\n* Topsoil Brandonification\n* Codon table hacking\n* First-past-the-ranked-post voting\n\nPeople today can't even imagine most of these things!", "Do you happen to be a grizzled, seen it all cop?", "I don't know, the confidence with which he compared a donkey to a jet engine kind of undermined his credibility.", "It's amazing how underrated the work of Dr. Brule is. Einstein was a genius, but Brule is just a whole 'nother level.", "That's my biggest worry too. America going to shit and them just swarming us.", "I will spare your life in return for three cans of tuna and 25 bottlecaps.", "Haha well we'll see how it goes. Seems like America is trying to destroy themselves.", "His partner will avenge him", "Can’t it be sooner?", "I remember a post once that said UK and Iceland (as well as other island nations) may be able to survive the collapse.", "praise Seldon", "Dr. Steve Brule", "My all time favorite comics!", "just preorder your retirement and you will be ok", "just preorder your retirement and you will be ok", "They would sadly be annexed by whatever hellish authoritarian empire the current U.S.A. becomes when we finally lose the \"U\". Hopefully this can be prevented by what another commenter aptly described as \"unforseeable\" sociological or technilogical revelation that unifies or pacifies us for a few more decades.", "Dr. Steve Brule?", "That all sounds legit", "It’ll be a nice change to be in physical terror/survivor mode as opposed to the existential dread/survivor mode I’m used to.", "Staring The Rock", "Your already halfway there. I'll call up Trudeau, see what I can do.", "The reality is that you, along with most people, would die pretty quickly.", "I think you’re thinking of some kind of apocalypse instead of the slow then rapid decline of civilization which would halt all scientific or technological advances you think would save us.", "Most people would just kill themselves anyway", "It always astounds me how people see no difference between scientists and cult leaders when it comes to making predictions. Do you understand that for all of human his to there have also been people claiming they could heal the sick or perform supernatural feats and scientists also claim those things but with proof.\n\n\nAnd there are lots of possible technologies that could save the world, but consider fusion power. We could have had fusion power in the mid 90s, effectively solving climate change and allowing for tremendous technological development. We don't have it because Reagan and a band of rich idiots stopped us. Scientists know how to save the world, but short-sighted, fundamentalist shit-goblins are actively stopping us.", "A cursory google search doesn't pull up anything for what you listed (except First-past-the-ranked-post voting). I'm assuming it's a meme answer", "> already flirting with collapse.\n\nPeople who think the USA is \"in collapse\" need to unironically touch grass and stop living in imageboards and twitter.", "Dude, you better delete this before they revoke your quantum chronometer.", "I don't see the US collapsing all at once, worse case either a slow rot, or a split into pieces. I don't anticipate Canada of all places having to worry about hordes of Americans at the border", "Reddit really has become a doomscroll service hasn't it?", "> Put it this way, I don't think every single country on earth will collapse into chaos at the same time, it will be a slow transition of poor countries and economically weak countries descending into poverty and suffering and a mass migration towards economically strong countries.\n\nThat’s happening now as Central Americans countries experience mass drought they migrate north putting a strain on each countries resources along the way. What happens when that number is ten fold? How about western states in the US experiencing large scale drought especially when one of those (California) is a huge source of food? What happens when the already incredibly fragile supply chain experiences real large scale shutdown even on a local level?", "Just in time for Baby Boomers to (finally) die to the ground while their Millennial kids suffer as the ‘broke, middle-aged Communists’ Boomers bitch Millennials are.", "Yeah as a specimen a donkey is unimaginable more complex then a jet engine. It’s such a shallow surface level comparison.", "Fuck. I would take the apartment 9 times out of 10.", "Fer yer health.", "What concrete steps can we take to get youtubers to sum up their points in the first 30 seconds of their videos?", "To the optimists in the comments: Meh, millions are dying already today. Any success you celebrate is on the back of their share of human prosperity", "The turbo encabulator will make those just footnotes in the history books.", "Wheezy Farms! I thought all those stories were just science fiction.", "Yeah, and the world ended in 2012.", "Hahaha don’t flatter yourselves.", "Yup. Most of the news that gets attention here is of the negative kind, and Redditors eat it up.\n\nWe'll be laughing at this post in 20 years.", "r/badeconomics", "Holy fucking shit, learn to fucking speak", "It’s true. All of it.", "I see comments like these all the time that fail to consider the impossibility of scaling Brawndo production to a mass market. If scientists can hardly produce enough volume in a laboratory setting to run tests, how can they ever expect to provide enough of what plants crave to support population growth and land use change over the next 20, 50, 100+ years? Especially at a price point that farmers are willing to adopt its use?", "Thank fuck I’ll be dead by then😉😉", "So.. a study that couldn't consider the www (or any inkling of smart-anything, or the global marketplace, etc, etc), didn't know the Soviet bloc or South African apartheid would disappear (or factor in the political and economic changes since), and thought the \"Green Revolution\" was a complete success.. AND it was modelled on a stone-axe computer decades before anything like modern global politics (internal and external) had evolved.\n\nWe might be in trouble, but this will not tell us why.", "To answer your question, a massive increase in poverty among poor households. \n\nI’ve also envisioned the future to look very much like most the population is living in poverty and then you have these giant corporation who are serving a small % with lavish technology like space flight and automation.\n\nThen you have this massive split in society where poor people are struggling to survive and rich people are living in technological bliss protected by automated armies and defence systems.\n\nWe’re already partially there now.\n\nTo me this is what late stage societal collapse looks like in the western world", "This bloke talks like Australian Forrest Gump.", "Of course Google wouldn't pull up anything, they haven't been invented yet.", "Same. I didn't really want to live to be elderly anyway. Let's do this!", "What do you mean", "Yes, and the fact that the last thing is real is supposed to propel the joke to the next tier, especially since it’s the most mundane answer out of them all.", "Quick, start an encyclopedia!", "Yep, a good pro-tip for anyone is think of a subject you're an expert in. Then think of how many times you read false information about that subject on reddit (and not even like a weird/poor opinion, I mean straight up like \"this is actually objectively incorrect). Then apply that to everything you see on this website. It isn't worth the extra effort to discuss half this shit because nearly everybody has no idea what they are saying, or you are arguing with a teenager. I teach Social Studies and daily I see incorrect history/political/geography (even in this thread lmao) takes posted and upvoted like it is fact. It just isn't worth the effort to care about any serious topic on Social Media.\n\nEDIT: ignoring hyper-specific well modded subs though, like /r/AskHistorians is legit and has tons of great contributors that is backed up.", "It's almost like no one is an expert on the future, and models are only as good as what people put into them.", "little known fact: it's actually pronounced Brulée, even though he preferred to keep the accent and extra e out of his name.", "\"Opting out\".\n\nMy wife made it clear that if a zombie apocalypse is happening she's opting out.", "Was my first thought as well.", "Are you referring to the way he drags out the last syllable of almost every word? I was looking for a comment from anyone else who was bothered by this. \n\n\n\"Sure they were rich for their tiIIiiiIIIme.\"\n\n\"Their time was one of almost universal poverteeeeeeee\".", "I'm laughing at this post now. People are constantly predicting this kind of bullshit and it's never happened.", "Right. So you’re basically describing an incredibly unstable third world country where there’s a large amount of incredibly poor and a very tiny amount of rich elite citizens. We can look back in history and figure out that these societies collapse in on themselves. Now add on climate change and the strain on basic resources like fresh water and food and it will set off things we probably can’t imagine", "Yea at that point there wouldn’t be much to live for", "20,000 years of this, 7 more to go.", "Exactly. I was trying to watch it out of interest but I had to mute it and settle for subtitles. Could not deal.", "Uhh what's that fourth one?", "Haha nice", "I dream of a future where side-fumbling is effectively eliminated.", "Human era is 12,021 years.", "2040 is more than 20 years awa… oh.", "Humans have been on the earth for 2.4 million years and I pick the 80 year potential span where society will crumble to live in, typical.", "I think it's because Reddit has become much more diverse in the past 5-10 years, just like all other social media. \n\nIt used to be that a \"Redditor,\" was a certain type of person that fell into a handful of categories. Now Reddit's demographic is pretty much in line with the general population, albeit generally left-leaning politically. Scary, flashy, doom-saying, and controversy wins over the general population. Therefore also wins over Reddit.", ">Topsoil Brandonification\n\nWait....what are we doing with all of the Brandon's?", "So, 50 years ago, an MIT scientist developed an economic model and simulated it with a computer. Considering the computational power available at the time, the model must have been extremely simple compared to the economic models that are routinely used nowadays. In other words, any predictions coming out of this model are likely very inaccurate if not outright wrong.\n\nThen a random youtuber makes a video about this 50 fucking years old model and its most likely completely irrelevant predictions and reddit promptly freaks out. \\facepalm\\\n\nEDIT: Guys, astronomers with their clusters of supercomputers and millions of CPU cores can't predict where an asteroid orbiting the sun will end up in more than 10 years. Even though they know the underlying physics which is quite simple compared to the mechanisms behind economics, sociology or politics. Yet, you think that an economist from 1970s would be able to predict something 70 years in the future on a computer with the power of a calculator?", "Brandon, you've been playing in the mud again, huh?", "Oh so much time to spend, let me sleep a bit more.", "now imagine being in the medical field for the last 2 years", "Googling most of those, and they don't seem to exist. This comment is even in the top 3 results for coremind, translunar, & topsoil", "i cannot stand this guys voice", "MENDOZAAAAAA!!!", "Time to put ourselves through some serious god damn training. Anyone wanna join my clan?", "I'm giving it a shot but it'll be hard to be motivated without her.\n\nBut she's pointed out with some honesty about how poorly suited she is for life without modern conveniences and how difficult it will be for me to provide for her in such a situation.\n\nFor me it winds up being a bit of a damned if I do damned if I don't scenario I suppose.", "Bringo!", "They’re being mixed into the topsoil obviously", "Dr. Creme Brule", "I understand that a certain level of alarmism is totally warranted and helps raise awareness of the seriousness of the need to address some issues … but FFS I want to hear more about focused attempts at solutions rather than the repetitive reminder of the problem alone. \n\nAt least that maintains my awareness level without killing my hope or willpower to affect any sort of change myself.", "I prefer Early Access Retirement. It isn't polished, but I prefer it to never seeing a full release anyway.", "Obviously anyone would take an apartment in the 21st century compared to a rich roman empire structure you freaking dumby. You can't compare bezos's rich style technology to the richest 12th century technology lol...... they were different times. Back then you would still rather be rich, just like how now you would still rather be rich you freaking doofus.", "Is that aka ranked choice voting or similar but different", "Damn. I had to watch just because these comments. You guys are right. Guy’s annoying. Stopped after the inflection in the “r” of years.", "Oh, those wacky kids. You just never know what they'll say next...", "cuz Brawndo's got electrolytes", "No, thanks. I'm full.", "Start training an apprentice.", "Ask them to make shorts instead", "who and what hurt you ?", "You may enjoy r/VXjunkies", "Not me!", "I wager it will be a lot sooner", "They put a man on the moon with Nazi rockets.", "[Oh yeah](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-8qQ-oUsK44/maxresdefault.jpg)", "Is this anything like the Mayan calendar?", "Probably referring to economic models, economical = affordable, cheap, efficient", "Thanks. I'll fix that.", "I think it might be less about modern conveniences and more about like finding fresh drinkable water and food", "First-past-the-ranked-post isn't real either lol, it's supposed to be some unknown futuristic combination of first-past-the-post and ranked choice.", "I just don't think that is a fair comparison. Like would you rather have an I phone and a computer and video games to play while making just enough to get by or would you rather work on a farm in the 12th century while making just enough to get by? Everyone would choose the future one obviously. But if there was no future to compare too, you would still choose that big Roman empire that he eluded too. Because it's the best life you could live at the time. Obviously now it's better and you would choose an ac controlled apartment but they didn't have those back then.", "Is this all just nonsense? Is that the joke? I'm lost", "It's those toilet drinkers holdin us back. Now go away, 'batin'.", "One paper = 4 of coin", "Start looking into climate tech. Cool field that is booming", "I've got to call out the ridiculous graph at [2:40](https://youtu.be/kVOTPAxrrP4?t=160). It may well be true that \"we're living through one of the most peaceful periods\" but a graph that goes between the present and 1940, _the beginning of the most deadly war in human history_, is blatant cherry-picking to create a nice downward trend.", "Same.", "Ah yes, the ole \"kick the can down the road and hope someone else picks it up\" technique!\n\nSure hope someone else gets it!", "This is literally a Star Trek episode.\n\nEDIT: It's the Statistical Probabilities episode of Deep Space 9! Here's a little synopsis of the part that is relevant to the comment I replied to\n\n\"Jack is still furious. Bashir then explains that even when probability is not on your side, one person can still change the course of history. He uses the example of Sarina's helping him – as one person, she changed the course of history in a way that Jack hadn't predicted. There's always an element of uncertainty. As such, the Federation is willing to bet nine hundred billion lives.\"", "Hurry up already!", "so as a slack jawed moron i explicitly want to know exactly nothing about whatever the hell The Coremind is and choose to believe it's the DC character Braniac escaped comics into reality and will enslave us all", "It’s from the Bo Burnham special", "What a hunk.", "This should clarify it a bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW2LvQUcwqc", "You gettin memed on", "One thing that no one has ever even brought up it seems is that unless we move from our reliance on oil, the supply is going to start to dwindle with demand ever-increasing... The idea of peak oil will start to be our downfall, literally if we would have started doing the things we are now when Gore should have been president we could have bought ourselves much more time.", "LOL. I'll take the under.", "Stop watching and unsubscribe. Hit ‘‘em in the money hole.", "You can retire before 67 if you really want.", "A running joke of an incomprehensible tech presentation. Youtube has several versions of it", "I’ve been expecting earlier. Like any day now.", "Seriously, after the retro-turbo encabulator, all other plumbus' were rendered useless.", "r/foundationtv", "just preorder your retirement and you will be ok", "RemindMe! 19 years", "RemindMe! 20 years", "More like shit there's a couple big leaks in my rowboat and I'm taking on water, but there's a bucket with some flextape floating towards me.\n\nHopefully it's enough and gets here in time.", "Just because it hasn't happened, doesn't mean it can't happen.", "I'm pleased to see this comment so high up. \n\nBullshit doomsday theories like the above video aren't real, but the mental health crisis being caused by social media and the constant proliferation of crap like this is.", "I work in environmental science (public sector) already but want to break into climate tech somehow, just need to do my research and figure out where to apply myself!", "I have a doomsday bread recipe. It's a mix of different types of bread. Starts with sourdough, then white and wheat and so on.\n\nThe end is rye.", "\"I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.\"\n\n\\-Donnie Darko", "Donkey > Jet Engine\n\nReject the jet! Return to donkey", "Bottom text", "And to the pessimists?", "Who invented Grambling? I don't know, probably some hunk who said \"wanna bet?\"", "Don't you hate it when you're about to retire but then society collapses. I really hate it when that happens.", "It’s the premier outrage junkie website. There are how many extremely popular subreddits dedicated to just exclusively reminding you of the worst humanity has to offer?", "I used to really like Economics Explained. Then I noticed more and more the conservative pro-capitalist bent as he grew more and more dismissive of cultural and social issues that might impact traditional conservative economics. \n\nI'm not saying the information isn't good in general, just that most of the time, very relevant information is excluded or downplayed. \n\nA centrist economist would focus on the whole picture and not just the pro-capitalist side of things.", "I usually like the Aussie accent but this dudes version is the worst", ">People have been predicting similar societal collapses constantly throughout human history. Extrapolating with pre existing variables becomes problematic when you have many unforseen variables introduced into the model.\n\nI remember actually looking into this quite a bit back in the day.\n\nThe mistake is that people tend to think societies are 'linear' and running like a simple computer program; so you change a variable and 'wham' whole thing goes sideways.\n\nThat's not how it works at all. It's computational fluid dynamics. A 'sea' of turbidity from which no direction can be gleaned other than in the nearest of terms. You throw as many rocks as you want in (variable changes) and the end result is still the same.", "And yet, people are denying we are in the \"last days\" as predicted. Now even MIT is saying it.", "I'm pretty confident that when the time comes that theirs not enough, industry will rapidly scramble to find alternatives. They already moving now with preasure gradually being piled on.", "To you peasants he's Dr. Brule, but I knew him when he was Lil' Stevie", "Let's go Brandonification!?", "Not if you stick to the subreddits you enjoy ☺️", "Oh heck yeah! Depending on your interests, a few spaces that I find exciting and will likely have large impacts:\n\n* smart grid/grid expansion\n* alternative protein (cell based meat)\n* electrification (cars, as one example)\n* carbon capture \n* battery tech\n* alternative fuels (green hydrogen for example)", "Let's go Topsoil Brandonification?\n\n/s (am a lib)", "Cool, I’ll still probably be alive and get to witness it first hand.", "Wow, so all my doomsday prepping wasnt for nothing. And I'll be the perfect age to be a grizzled survivor.", "Seriously, my state is pretty much normal now post-pandemic. Nothing crazy or doomsday-ish is going on.", "You man you think there's a bucket with some flextape floating towards you, because, why wouldn't there be???", "Dude no thanks my microbiology class in college was enough to give me aneurysms talking to morons about viruses and vaccines", "Thanks you crazy-ass Republicans.", "Yeah, it's because those technologies are still in the future. We dont have them yet.", "OK, who at MIT hired Malthus and gave him tenure?", "I don’t even understand some of those words let alone what effect they may hold in the future.", "George Jefferson must be proud.", "You should realize that hope or willpower for change are pretty big privileges.", "You’re really going to make me Google all these things and then wake up from the rabbit hole 9 hours from now. SMH.", "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time, we ~~created a lot of value for shareholders.~~ got to oppose nuclear power.", "We're not close to fusion", "No soap, radio!", "Did MIT predict this or did a biased algo predict this?\n\nAlso: There is no reason to think a full sociology level collapse is even capable of occurring any time soon. I am literally using my drunk ass meat fingers to turn electrons into chars. We can farm asteroids soon. So many tech advancements are on the near horizon.\n\nChill out. Smart people solve problems. They always have and they always will. If you do not enjoy putting your fate in the hands of others...then go learn how to solve some problem without causing more problems(if possible). Or take care if yourself and fuck everyone else.\n\nThis is ridiculous. People are going to be chillin in 20 years. That is literally my goal for life. I want everyone to be less stupid, I want some people to shut the fuck up(not forever, just sometimes) and I want others to just be cool.", "We’re going to get to a point where restaurants will be closed and grocery stores will be empty. The poorer people will be affected first and most likely riot/destroy the wealthier areas. There will be blood.", "Can’t wait to see this age horribly like every other doomsday prediction", "my takeaway from this joke is that these days people know a lot, actually, about which new tech could save us, but none of them look likely. for instance, if we'd actually decided to go 100% nuclear some decades ago, we would've had enough time to do so, but given the best climate models we have today, it looks not possible. carbon capture is still not nearly cost effective. fusion power as a long shot, but it's looking too slow to build as well. people are investing more money in NFTs than fusion lol.\n\nedit: \"investing\" in NFTs ;)", "I knew this comment would appear here, so here's the counter point:\n\nNot sure about this MIT study, but let's talk about the Club of Rome who put the date at 2030:\n\nThese guys use computer models that were right in 1970, then on track by 1990, right again in 2000 then right again in 2018. Then Harvard made a review in 2020 showing it's accuracy.\n\n[\"The Limits to Growth\" scenario has been right for 40 years now.] (https://donellameadows.org/archives/a-synopsis-limits-to-growth-the-30-year-update/)\n\nDifference then and now is we only have 10 years left.", "Would you like to rent the movie, sir?", "You still have a pretty big transportation fuels problem that nuclear doesn't really solve at the same rate as it does electricity generation. \n\nIt's a big step forward, but it's not a panacea.", "We're talking about an MIT study, not some redditors comment.", "> We'll be laughing at this post in 20 years.\n\nSounds like some redditor told me 8 years ago that my prediction of a pandemic that would shake the world was laughable", "I'm going to believe an MIT study over the feelings of /u/ianamus", "I just did and only got listicles of what big companies are doing for climate stuff which sounds more like pr stunts to me. Do you know of any actual companies that are hiring everyday people?", "Yup, sounds about right, might even be a little sooner.", "Yeah, i started looking up all of this \"future tech\" and felt pretty dumb once i realized its all a joke.", "Not with that attitude, we won't be", "Oh good. I hate long waits.", "The other side of that coin is that it's really hard to motivate people to do anything about stuff that's going to happen after they're dead. Hell, people have a hard time making even their own long-term well-being.\n\nClimate change is a great example. Like our own personal health, the habitability of the planet is the slow accumulation of small choices made over time. My fear is that like the person dying an early death due to poor choices over 30 years, we'll (or my grandkids will) look back and lament that no one really took it seriously until it was too late to reverse.\n\nI remember alarmist stuff from my childhood. E.g. Florida would be under water by now. These alarmist predictions are sometimes later used by climate deniers. But the more scientific and long-term predictions are so easy to ignore to the majority of humans who think in the short term. From politicians of the largest economies to individual customers, we're terrible at making the slightest sacrifices today for the sake of the future. \n\nMost of the things cited in the MIT paper are like this. There are scientific developments and cultural changes that might slow the trend. Actually I think it's highly likely society will not collapse in 2040. But we'd be wise to take the problems of the future more seriously rather than hoping some development will once again save us from ourselves.", "How about the Dolzena-Bring reaction and the Organic Jose Phenomenon?", "But that would negatively affect profits, so it won't be allowed to happen. If someone figures out a way to make armageddon profitable, that's when we should worry.", "I think you're mistakenly conflating 2 different things that aren't related. \n\nGood scientific predictions are supposed to be based on pre-existing data and confirm able evidence. If you find 500 Planets that have a certain specific wobble in their orbit and all of them have the same size Moon in the same orbit.. and then you find a 501st Planet that has that same exact wobble,. it's logical then in that scenario to predict that 501st planet has the same type Moon in the same orbit as the previous 500 planets. That prediction is based on actual historical data and evidence. There's absolutely nothing wrong with making predictions in this manner. \n\nThe types of predictions you are talking about.. are more loosey-goosey media-hype speculation or unfounded hyperbole. (and yes, should be rejected as nonsense)", "Hell yeah,always wanted more time to skateboard.", "Oh thank God, I'm tired of waiting", "I see MIT is full of optimists", "These guys use computer models that were right in 1970, then on track by 1990, right again in 2000 then right again in 2018. Then Harvard made a review in 2020 showing it's accuracy.\n\nThe economic model they developed has been accurate to the decimal for 40 straight years.\n\nMate... That's an unlikely coincidence, but yea, it could definitely be a coincidence and the youtuber is a doomsday guy.\n\nAlso, astronomers can and are predicting asteroids impacts, with huge accuracy. Sooooo.... what are you even talking about? We know for a fact that there is no asteroid impact happening for 70 years in the future, like 99.99% accuracy.", "Let’s add it to the list, boys. \n\nhttps://rationalwiki.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_of_the_end_of_the_world\n\nThere’s still some openings for 2060-2065. Do we have any takers?", "What about pipped-at-the-post voting?", "By their powers combined, we shall become a little bit more Brandon", "I'm not saying it can't happen, I'm saying it won't.\n\nWithin the next 100 years? Maybe. But saying our food production is going to tank in 19 years to the point where we can't sustain a population anymore is absolutely laughable without an extinction event level catastrophy. Even if we fuck our environment to the point where we can't grow food outside 19 years from now we 100% have the means to feed the world with hydroponics.", "Can’t wait!", "I don't know what any of this shit is but it sounds like you've done some research", "As someone who can't imagine these things, I'm going to try and figure them out anyway. \n\n>The Coremind\n\nIs the use of planking and other abdominal and lower back exercises being instrumental in meditative practices aiding in increased overall cognition and specifically problem-solving. \n\n>Dynaflex batteries\n\nFlexible batteries which are conducive to having better wearable technology while doing yoga. \n\n>Einstein-Brule field metric mathematics\n\nDr. Steve Brule invents an entirely new field of mathematics. \n\n>Translunar wheezy farms\n\nPeople who have the gender identity of the moon harvest the breath of people experiencing asthma. \n\n> Topsoil Brandonification\n\nThis is a scenario in which our issue with topsoil death is solved by a fellow named Brandon. \n\n>Codon table hacking\n\nRewriting our own genetic code, both DNA and RNA. \n\n>First-past-the-ranked-post voting\n\nSquid Game-like contest whereby political candidates have to race to see who can reach a post first.", "Also when media reports these they don't, usually, come with ideas scientists in the field would considered a given when discussing these models between professionals in their fields. They are seeing alarming data, and it shows something bad is gonna happen. However take the 2040 date with a huge pinch of salt and look to the bigger picture of everything we study shows we are moving towards a bad bad direction and a looming catastrophe if something major doesn't change.\n\nAlso this channel has had a number of it's videos and claims ripped apart by experts in the fields it was commenting on.", "Assuming humans will take the hard path and sacrifice this quarter's profits is unrealistic...", "What does John Titor have to say about this?", "I'll be blasting 'It's the End of the World as we Know It' and tossing back beers then.", "Ah fuck. Not MIT. Their word carries weight.", "I mean sure, but like...\n\nWhat if all the news is bad?\n\nYou think Parisian newspapers were being too doomy for reporting on Hitler getting closer and closer? What if doom is just the reality?", "I now have 7 new topics to get more info on, thanks! I like to think i'm keeping current but i never heard about any of these things.\n\nEdit: oh i see, i believe i've been had. Damn it some of these terms souded so realistic", "All good people, some crazy covid strain will turn us all into zombies way before then!", "ah.. yes.. i know some of these words", "Or as you drop to your knees with fists raised in the air, Yell “Soylent Green is people!”", "19 more years of this shit?\n\ncan we like hurry up a bit?", "call me sceptical, but I doubt every society on earth will be collapsing in 18-19 years", "Do you understand how any of these studies and predictions are made? You can poke holes in them and think they're over/underestimating things, but they're made by people examining the conditions around them, figuring out what variables do what things, and extrapolating how the variables will change in the future. That's a very simple way of summarizing it. They weren't made by some guy with a bad feeling in his gut proclaiming that the world will end in X year, that's what separates these predictions from cult leaders.\n\n>We could have had fusion power in the mid 90s\n\nNo we couldn't have. I'd accept the argument that we could have had nuclear power be more widespread by this point and would have fazed out fossil fuels very easily, but fusion is still a ways away and we've pumped a lot of resources into it by 2021.", "You can wide the graph and it's still a downward trend. Wars just arnt fought anymore", "Things were looking good for clean energy until Amazon bought Shipstone.", "Civilization has declined and collapsed before, it's incredibly unlikely to permanently halt the advance of science and technology without a relatively quick and comprehensive apocalypse.", "So you mean WW1 was peaceful? Or any other conflict that was happening everywhere around the globe before that?", "It isn’t cherry picking. The post WW-II period IS the most peaceful in history and that’s because of several specific factors that didn’t exist prior: United Nations, Nuclear Weapons, etc.", "If I had a nickel for every doomsday prophecy I've heard that has failed, I'd be able to build a rocket ship and escape this doomed planet before 2040", "Seems like almost every Explaining Economics video ends up there, I am beginning to think this guy just isn't actually that knowledgeable on economics.", "We'll be fucked either way if society collapses or not. If it collapses, cults and certain other organizations will arise to try and win the hearts and minds of survivors, particularly cults and organizations whose ideas remain attached to what drove this world into ruin (e.g. crap like QAnon but I also reckon the very remnants of surviving megacorporations who would like operate in secrecy and/or with next to no restraint with building their empire outside of a civilized world). If it doesn't we'll dive deeper further into a dystopia.\n\nOnly way we can even come close to stopping this is to ensure those who are in power and abuse it are illegitimized, if not legally then socially.", "the Technology God is gonna save us all with another mir'cle!", "My favorite part of the nuclear process is when we're left with the waste and just you know bury it inside a mountain somewhere.", "Joe Rogan said he's gonna have one of the biggest proponents of the Einstein-Brule hypothesis on his podcast soon. It's gonna make waves (pardon the pun).", "I googled all of this 😅", "It's interesting you mention codon table hacking. Coz unnatural amino acids and designer proteins are already a thing.", "Electrification of transport and synthetic fuel production.", "Then it turns out that guy also thought you were the flextape guy and he's sinking too", "Eh. That's just enough time to ski until I'm old. Works for me.", "If civilization were to collapse now it would be extremely difficult for it to get back to this point as many of the easily accessible fossil fuels have been consumed. Meaning most of the remaining deposits are those that require high levels of technology to get to.", ">This is going to effect third world countries by 2040 would be my guess.\n\naffect* -- \"effect\" is usually a noun, and \"affect\" is usually a verb. Not always of course but it's a decent rule to go by in this context.", "Please daddy!!", "Again, we’re not that close on either front. 2040-2050 is the expectation for both.", "Translunar wheezy farm sounds like it could be a Lil Wayne album", "Brandonification sounds like something I did in my backseat, in high school, with Brandon", "I guess MIT should liquidate all it's savings then. I'll take their south facing buildings and patents. they don't need them because they will be the first to go. Oh they can assign me these bullshit NDAs too because why would they have any competition if there's no society. STFU trash.\n/S", "It sure seems like it'll collapse and that might be just as bad. \n\nThe past 8 years or so have taught me that we can't dismiss the reality that exists in people's heads anymore than the reality made out of dirt and cement. One tends to become the other.", "The only people that win this are preppers!", "Easy peasy, we just make nuclear semi-trucks", "People predicted the internet in the decades before electronic computers became common. Its actually really interesting and logical if you look into it.", "society has, its ridiculous.\n\nkeep complaining guys, i'll continue enjoying being alive at the absolute height of human civilization and technology. and it's still getting better despite all your doom and gloom.", "I mean, I'm game, I just don't see it being easy to sell to the masses.", ".....so you are saying you will be \"too old for this shit\"", "Why you making ice cubes outta water ya dingus?? THROW SOME FRUIT JUICE IN THERE!!! Put THAT in your milk!!\n\n...For your health!!", "That's the case for most things. \n\nAlthough after dealing with COVID for the past year, I'm not sure that Facebook Moms wouldn't politicize it to the end of the earth and block it.", "MIT can suck this noncollapsing deeuck-uh", "\"One group literally killed the whole planet, while the other disagreed with me on the tradeoffs of alternative energy solutions, so both are equally bad.\"", "[We're not too old for this shit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJotv_PX954)", "If 2040 marks the beginning of societal collapse, I'd wager it would take until the 2060's for unfavorable regimes to start nuking their enemies", "The way this dude drags out the last word of every sentence is super distracting.", "Who the fuck asked those geeky cunts?", "I haven’t watched one in awhile, but I’m starting to think it’s purposefully misinformation. It always feels like it has the buzzwords and theories almost right and is just off enough to sound alarming and believable.", "I should be dead by then.", "At least in the US a ton of money into things like medical device R&D comes from the government. So as an example if things are quickly deteriorating with climate change and food/water sources to include mass amounts of refugees do you think that money will just keep flowing? \n\nThe Dark Ages where called the “Dark Ages” because of the slowdown of scientific and cultural advancement", "He's not. Just take a look at the video on retirement, it's complete nonsense.", "Me too! The waste is contained, ready to be reused in other reactors, and not heating up the atmosphere.", "Why? Just electrify them.", "Man, his sponsor skill share should make a \"doomsday skill SDD\" where you buy an external SSD full of shit like \"How to start your own fire/build your own shelter\" to things like \"How to make your own waterwheel\" or \"Eat this you're good, eat that you're dead\" videos. As long as you had something to plug it into, you'd be a lot better off most likely.", "So?", "Opposition to zero carbon energy isn't a \"disagreement,\" it's ecoterrorism.", "> It always feels like it has the buzzwords and theories almost right and is just off enough to sound alarming and believable.\n\nAka the most effective way to spread an idea or political message in today's world (and probably always)", "Well, that’s way past the tipping point. \n\nI mean, at this point, it’s irrelevant because we’re going over the edge. Time really to focus on dealing with the results instead of preventing them.", "You had me until Translunar Wheezy Farms", "I have no idea what any of that is but it all sounds awesome", "Yeah.. I stopped 2 mins in, anyone who can give a summary? :D", ">00:22 more than artifacts and crumbling architecture. While it’s hard for historians to definitively more than artifacts and crumbling architecture. While it’s hard for historians to definitively say what caused any of these particular collapses, the determining factors \n\nThese crumbling architecture are being preserved as they are for tourism. You totally ignore the the city around these historical spot. You have images of the pyramids and sphinx which is a cemetery, but ignore the Egyptian city of Alexandria. \nHuman writing only appeared 6,600 years ago. Previous human cultures didn't the means to preserve history other than oral tradition. The better writing and data storage improved knowledge of past civilizations. \nArchitecture at the of the Greeks and Romans were deconstructed and the stones reused, for newer buildings. \n\nShowing preserved ruins for tourism, while ignoring the modern culture around it, seems a waste of 22 minutes.", ">Translunar wheezy farms\n\nOh god, don't tell me they're going to start mass producing Wheezer songs in space factories! The world will be flooded for the next 1000 years by catchy but shitty alternative rock!", "I'm going party like its 2039. then. And wear purple.", "What is that guacamol?", "An MIT study, (based on a 50 year old model) and a youtube video about an MIT study aren't the same thing.\n\nScience journalism as a whole has become just another doomscroller's click farm. Im old enough to see the pattern. About every 10 years or so, theres another huge doomsday theory and its always backed up by this or that big respected institution.\n\nUntil you do some digging and the people responsible for the predictions either made them as a thought experiement with no intention of it ever being taken seriously, or its some sociopath that was looking to scam a few thousand people out of their savings by convincing them it was all coming to an end.\n\nCivilsations collapse. That much is routine in human history. Society will be just fine.\n\nI have no faith in any individual civilization to withstand the test of time. Corruption usually wins out in the end. But when it comes to human society, globally, I have full faith in the adaptability of our species to weather any storm.\n\nWe have to. Otherwise we're throwing up our hands and giving in to powerlessness and nihilism and I refuse.", "Stay away from Mel Gibson.", "Fuck off with the doomsaying.", "What's this Einstein-Brulé thing? How would it benefit us?", "Can we first agree on a definition of a civilizational collapse?", "That must make you feel annoying every time someone mispronounces your name and you have to act like a French douchebag by saying, \"Actually it's pronounced Bru-ley.\" Like those assholes who go to Olive Garden and have to order their fake Italian food like they're in fucking Florence, Italy.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nI'd probably change my name too if I had to deal with that.", "Whoch", "Thats good news! I thought it collapsed in 2020. Fuck i was so worried.", "yeah, that's fair, how does the MIT paper define it?", "I'd love to say, but it does not appear to be linked in the video.", "It's fine. Just keep your eyes on the goal, and you'll outperform the defeatists and wind up in the upper 50%. Then you just have to deal with their incessant whining about how everyone else has all the things they wanted, but weren't willing to put in the effort to get, while you enjoy your upper-middleclass lifestyle.", "Typical me", "Which means supporting the production of zero carbon energy and decarbonizing as much of our infrastructure as possible, right? And electrification of transport along with synthetic fuel production is part of that. Right?", "And by festivities you mean joining the roaming bands of survivors who fight of hoards of infected and have to scavenge for resources? Because I don’t think I’m really up for that either.", "Quantum computing being able to solve cryptography algorithms that we relied on regular super computers not being able to do.", "God I believed this", "MIT’s academic society has already collapsed... not sure if you’ve ever met an MIT professor but they’re terribly antisocial and rude...", "In the sense they both say there's a set year the world ends, yes. But that's the only thing. The Mayan Calendar was most likely Occam's Razor, they were making calendars and just happened to stop in 2012 because that's a long-ass time in the future for them.\n\nUsing a computer simulation based on a variety of factors at least has some merit. If a consultation company makes a computer model that says \"company does x, stock value does y\" that's not considered a crazy thing. Same goes for a computer simulation of a gambling game like Poker or Blackjack. The computer simulation may not be 100% accurate to reality, but it's based on trends that are accurate to reality. \n\nSo of course, take the study with a grain of salt, there are also studies besides MIT's that predict different outcomes. But outright denying it because \"boo hoo can't predict the future\" isn't the right mindset.", "Humans have existed long before the beginning of the Holocene", "Thems the ones!", "You’d be a fool to pay any mind to these doomsday conspiracies.", "It’s a weird cathartic fantasy that has grown in popularity on Reddit. r/collapse and r/lostgeneration types. In my opinion it’s just a scapegoat for people going nowhere in life.", "They can’t predict the weather for this weekend accurately and we’re supposed to believe 20 year out predictions?", "[ Jump to 00:22 @ MIT Has Predicted that Society Will Collapse in 2040](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVOTPAxrrP4&t=0h0m22s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: Economics Explained, Video Popularity: 94.95%, Video Length: [18:47])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@00:17](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVOTPAxrrP4&t=0h0m17s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "I think the data and mathematics of 1976 were sufficient to project the rate of technological progression without making psychic predictions on the exact technology that would be developed. Computers may not have been great, but the mathematicians were pretty smart. I learned that from watching Good Will Hunting.", "Put it this way: human society can collapse at ANY moment.\n\nWorld war. Brutal pandemic. Civil war. Environmental cataclysm. Natural disaster. Infertility.", "Thats honestly preferable to wasting away in a nursing home eventually succumbing to dementia or infection from poor care as an 80 year old husk of a human. \n\n\nThe ones I greave for in such a scenario are the young and full of life who our parents and grandparents have openly and gleefully robbed of a chance at a decent life. \n\n\nI dont think it'll come to that. I have hope that we've (as a human whole) learned our lessons and gained enough empathy (again, on the whole) to avoid things going quite so darkly. \n\n\nNot saying it'll be sunshine and rainbows, I just dont expect we'll be doing our impressions of Mad Max anytime soon.", "This site is full of doomers and general negative energy. I need to get off but I'm low key addicted", "If your average person from a place like the USA decided to live an entirely carbon neutral life and cause 0 pollution over the course of their entire life, they would have effectively negated 1 second's worth of the pollution that is happening continuously on the planet.", "To be fair a lot of societies have “collapsed”.\n\nRemember when America was part of the British monarchy? Or when Britain was part of the Roman Empire? Etc, etc.\n\nWho knows, maybe the American government will collapse and states will reunite as different nations. It would certainly be an unstable period of time, but 30 years later it’ll just be another thing that happened in history.", "I think you greatly over estimate how \"old\" 53 is.", "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.", "Uh, this video is precisely about the MIT \"Club of Rome\" computer models, i.e. the \"Limits to Growth\" people.\n\nMost of Reddit seems unhappy with computer simulations of the global economy made in the early 70's, no matter how accurate they are... so good luck trying to argue.", "Nah, most of us will die in the water wars in the next 5-10 years.", "Stop talking crazy", "That seems like a long time to be failing. I'll say 2032.", "To avoid being burnt at the stake?", "if you have a roth and 401k in your early 20s it kinda is like preordering.", "I was quite the active user in /r/collapse 8 years ago. Back then it was exclusively a collapsitarian sub.\n\nToday it is an alleyway for bums, tankies and other resentful-politics loser types circlejerking about how bad capitalism is.", "It actually isn't real, it's a mashup of the two primary voting options that already do exist (first-past-the-post and ranked choice), and is meant to sound legit while still being absurd like the rest of them.", "/r/Psychohistory\n\n&#x200B;\n\nlets go", "Infected? Zombie apocolypse?", "Cool. Well I'll hang that right here with the others sport. Right next to \"we'll run out of food by 1910\" by the learned folks in 1880 and \"the United States will collapse by 1970 due to corruption\" from the comrades in the Kremlin back in 1945. \n\nAlways doubting human resiliency and ingenuity.", "Nah, it's not for someone who takes care of themselves, at all. That ain't me. I've treated my body like shit.", "It rapidly starts to turn into a time and money function. \n\nSpending all the time and money decarbonizing, even though it’s not going to prevent the effects, takes that time and money away from developing buffers. \n\n30 or 40 years ago, was probably when we should have had this conversation. Now may be too late for decarbonization to matter.", "Underrated comment, this should be higher", "I mean.... it is pretty clear life on earth (at least in the sense we know noe) won't be around in the very long term, so we aren't arguing if, more so when.", "The stuff plants crave!", "It doesn't take a computer simulation to prove our current societal structure is unsustainable. Capitalism requires infinite growth. Without a promise that you get richer by investing, nobody will invest, which will destroy the confidence in the economy. This means that year-after-year, companies have to grow in some way. This can be by expanding, creating better products, extracting more resources, improving efficiency, or unfortunately reducing the wages of your employees to make more profit. It's mathematically impossible to sustain infinite growth when we have finite resources on the planet.", "Lol, bruh, the technique ~~was~~ will be named after Dr. Brandon Saint-Randy.", "Charles P Adams?", "Ah, so it's too expensive to save the planet? Just let it burn to save money?", "I'm beyond caring about that. Nuclear isn't perfect, but we need to take drastic action. We twiddled our thumbs on climate change for too long, and nuclear works.", "I knew topsoil was just a myth.", "We've survived the fourth (or was it the fifth?) largest supervolcano eruption in Earth's history, unimaginable plagues that killed almost everyone and a full blown ice age that covered much of the planet in miles of ice for tens of thousands of years with nothing but sticks and stones to help us. \n \nI think we'll be fine.", "Wow now big brain guy. No need to wow us with your science words.\n\n20, lots, and lots of lots is plenty clear.", "Wheezy outta here", "You’re not seeing what I’m saying. \n\nThere is a fixed amount of time and money. At some point, prevention isn’t really an option. Most believe we’ve missed that train about 10 years back, given the need to meet unrealistic reductions before 2030. \n\nSo, should we spend the money to fully decarbonize or spend the money to harden infrastructure against what will happen anyway?\n\nThere comes a point where the former isn’t relevant. We likely have already crossed that point, so would t money be better spent trying to prevent an inevitability or dealing with the inevitability?", "Hey, ever had a big problem taking care of your eggs and keeping them from getting squashed or spoiled? Keep 'em outside, except if it's hot out, then you are out of luck pal.", "Climate change wasn't even a variable and it's the biggest issue society is currently facing.", "Why? I just saw the best part.", "Fuck off with the hand waving away of the most precarious time in human history", "Human era is an approximation to when humans started civilizations / societies. If we were looking at human extinction, then it would be a longer period for sure.", "Why do people always make this comment when they know exactly what the person meant?", ">There is a fixed amount of time and money.\n\nThere isn't a fixed amount of money.\n\nAs for time, if it's \"too late already\" then time is already negative. \n\nAnd how do you \"harden infrastructure\" against an acidified ocean with a collapsed lifecycle?\n\nDecarbonizing is about preventing the severity of the future crisis. Are you saying you just want it to reach maximal severity? Hothouse Earth? That's what you think we should prepare for and not prevent?", "Your last sentence hits at the core of the issue. Capitalism is inherently myopic; it can't solve any problem that requires sacrificing immediate profit for the sake of long-term sustainability. The primary issue holding nuclear development back wasn't danger, it was the combination of extreme capital requirements with no short-term payoff and uncertainty of permitting timetables. Nobody wants to invest in something that might make money 20 years from now (or might have its approval fall through and make no money at all) when other tech requires a fraction of the capital and pays itself off in 5-10 years. As long as those sorts of considerations rule the day, we're doomed.", ">How could they have foreseen global internet connectivity when they didn't even know what an electronic computer was?\n\nI'm pretty sure the internet has shaved a few decades off society's expected lifespan.", "What?", "I've never seen the subs, you might be right about them, but... are you suggesting the Harvard and MIT researchers who created these predictions are going nowhere in life?", "SKRATEBOARDS", "It's a comment section for a video about the collapse of society. What did you expect?", "I mean honestly it’s because everyone sees the reality of the world. It’s easy to take in these articles because it seems realistic. Corporation pollution for low wages and no paid taxes all over the world push the world the the brink just for money just doesn’t seem like fiction anymore.", "Not possible, we've massively shifted the demographics and continue to import the population size equivalent of the city of Boston into the country every year. This strengthens our society. Maybe it would have fallen in 2040 were these non-suicidal policies in place.", "I'm not.", "That's where predictions come into play. \nWe didn't know about electronic computers and didn't know THEY would be our primary connection. But they did know about all the advantages that were already made. \nLocal news turned into nationwide news, and even into international news way before electronic computers.\nBoats were getting faster every x years and so on.\nA village of 10 turned into 100 before the eldest died.\nIt's bold but it's enough material to make predictions that go wayyy over our heads.", "Something to look forward to", "I know what some of those words mean. Like, batteries and table.", "HOLY GUACAMOLE!", "Ok, sure, fiat currency isn't bound by any fixed value, but there is a fixed amount of total value that can be utilized. Let's try to not be pedantic here. \n\nI'm not saying to just say, \"fuck it, let's go back to coal,\" but spending the money needed to convert the entire energy sector (minus the cement industry, which really doesn't have a carbon-free solution) in time to \"prevent\" the calamity is unlikely to occur. So, what if, we instead decided to address the calamity as opposed to hope (which is all we're doing at this point, it's coming, whether we're prepared for it or not) it really won't happen?\n\nI'm a nuclear advocate, but I'm also a realist. Fact is, the energy sector is so completely a shitshow it cannot be relied upon to extricate itself from the problems it has created for society, and that's basically what you're suggesting. Beyond that, society itself can't decouple from its energy dependence at any higher level of confidence either, so neither are going to happen. \n\nAt this point, it's time to just face the fact the patient isn't going to stop smoking, and let's try to make them as comfortable as possible. Maybe his grandkids will witness the suffering and decide to not pick up the habit.", "Or, don't. Just let it happen.", "“Riggs!”", "We won’t even kill ourselves. Society might collapse, but we’ll never be able to damage the planet fast enough to make ourselves extinct", "I sure love disaster porn\n\nCan't wait til 2030 edition comes out", "DS:9 S6 E9. Doctor Bashir works with 4 other genetically engineered humans to make predictions and advise The Federation on how to act. They end up predicting the Dominion will completely annihilate The Federation with 900Bn people killed, and advise surrender to the Dominion. Their thinking is that in a few generations, a rebellion will start at Earth and grow throughout the Alpha Quadrant, overthrowing the Dominion. The Federation obviously calls them nuts and they try to give tons of weapons intel to the Dominion to reduce the total casualties in overthrowing the Federation by hundreds of billions. They get caught and fail.\n\nThere are THREE major complications with these predictions that we know as an audience but aren't addressed in the show:\n\n1: We know from a few episodes earlier that the Dominion plans to completely annihilate everyone on Earth and make it uninhabitable to send a message to the Alpha Quadrant.\n\n2: Humans have a penchant for getting out of tight spots and coming up with ridiculous solutions. There are enemy accounts in Star Trek of how horrifying it is to take on a human vessel, as engineers will magically defeat you, despite overwhelming odds of victory. The old \"turn rocks into replicators\" routine.\n\n3: Deus Ex Machina. Just a few episodes prior, Benjamin Sisko made a fleet of 1700 Dominion vessels disappear by sheer stubbornness. This is a massive game-changer that anyone with classified access (genetically engineered folks had) would know. Eliminating such a fleet drastically changed the entire war from eminent Dominion total victory to Dominion failure and retreat.", "Was prepared to make my own comment till I found yours", "> if we'd actually decided to go 100% nuclear some decades ago\n\n...then we would be out of fuel by now", "COVID sped up the trajectory. Most countries are demographically bankrupt and is dependent on exports cause there’s no younger consumption base. \n\nWe are at peak consumption, peak manufacturing, and peak capital. The boomers are retiring and are cashing out.", "Lol my country collapsed in 2006, it's still lifeless and lawless till date", "damn, I thought it was a factorio tutorial because of the thumbnail. I need to stop play it.", "Oh my god just get to the point. Video could have been 5 minutes long yet nearly 20 minutes later barely any substance was put out. \nWhile I do think civilization is walking on a knife's edge there are trends that are being misrepresented as bad. \nSo innovation is increasing according to his weird graph at the end. However if the graph was true to scale, innovation would be off the chart. \n The system dynamics model for this study is failing to account for the impact AI will make on society. AI will transform all aspects of our life the same way the internet did 30 years ago if not more. \nAnother concern from the video is a aging population and lower birth rates. Something that was unheard of when this study was published. My hope is we do not need higher populations to maintain living standards, tech advancements should be able to fill the gap. Maybe not our generation but generations to come will be able to live much much longer due to advancements in genomics. Thereby decreasing the need for a large population and the resources it requires.\n\nI do think we need to figure out how people will live when human labor is no longer the basis of an economy. The transistion may have a lot of growing pains, but as long as we don't blow ourselves up or die of a plague we will reach the next step in human civilzation.", "We already have fusion. Now we're trying to scale it.", "I just assume those will pair nicely with all of the other reasons our species is doomed", "yay.", ">Beyond that, society itself can't decouple from its energy dependence at any higher level of confidence either\n\nWhich is why we need nuclear. :) I agree that any solution that involves \"the entire population must change its behavior significantly\" as a requirement will not work. But we have changed our energy infrastructure significantly before, and on the scale of nations. (And one of the most dramatic examples is nuclear France.)", "the narrator sucks", "What is the Coremind", "I agree. I've had his crème and it's absolutely outstanding.", "Ha. Ha. Ha.", "Or how he thinks the Roman empire collapsed 300 years after its peak when it lasted well into the middle ages.", "So if they predicted that we would collapse by 2040 and students are still going there… ans are still paying..", "His brother is so cool. He has his own pizza oven in is house and he even invented the jet pack. He was going to invent the skrateboard, but he already owns 500 of those. So he invited a flying surfboard with a jet ski engine on it.", "Problems on earth will motivate people to go to space. The collapse will actually just be a dip before we recover GDP and population with the majority of it in space by 2100. Then it’s off to the races until we reach use all the resources of the solar system.", "the lilt in the narrator's voice is driving me crazy", "I was joking. I sure as fuck hope we don't make nuclear semis", "Socrietal crollapse!", "Got a link to the comment?", "Hmm...Ionger than I thought.", "Get your head out of the sand.", "Topsoil Brandonification sounds like \"Brawndo, it's got what plants crave!\"", "I get my predictions from Hari Seldon.", "Get ready to buy the dip boys", "Ya Dingus!", "Back to where it belongs!", "The fact the video creator makes zero effort to link the actual paper should tell anyone with half a brain all they need to know.", "I hate how this title tries to imply that this predication JUST came out. I guess if it said \" 50 years ago MIT predicted that society would collapse in 2040 \" Less people would click it.", "He said in the video that scientist actually reran the study with today’s tech / knowledge and it’s even worse", "Like poor Scoey\n\nhttps://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Scoey\\_(Saturdays\\_of\\_Thunder)", "Yah just 6 centuries of dark ages nothing to worry about", "Uh, except a lot more people these days are \"going nowhere\" when we're paid less, have higher expectations, and no resources to work with. It's just factually accurate that the economy is shit for the average worker. And then there's the whole environmental collapse situation we have on the horizon. \n\nHuman technological development has far outpaced the creation of oversight to manage most industries and has led to exponential growth in both the erosion of workers rights and standards to prevent entire industries from dismantling nature in its entirety.", "Quitting my job next year then going on a non-stop hookers and drug bender around the world", "I'd argue they're both coping mechanisms for what we're facing, including people hand waving risks every single time risks are mentioned.", "This is a list of predictions of the end of the world, not society collapsing. The video posted is predicting our current society will collapse by 2040, not that the world will end.", "Nobody can accurately predict a price of any stock a week into the future, but predicting end of the world in 70 years seems fine to you?", "Well, time to buy some land and build that cabin in the woods, as far away as \"civilazion\" Also, if you hear something about a \"Thunderdome\", run the other way.", "So 10 years after the cutoff date for prevention of climate change from runaway greenhouse gas emissions which we will just fly right past with record profits.", "\nman it gets to the point where it's like, okay, most of us need to start being serious, because this is exactly how we got here. look at all these joke comments and upvotes and you get a good sample of the mentality of the average person.", "What comic is it?", "Pffffttttt ... ! what do those nerds know?", "Do you think that just because it's Harvard and MIT, the research they produce is only super serious and of very high importance?", "We needed nuclear in the 1980s. Today, we need to deal with the effects of climate change occuring with a >3-5C increase by 2100. \n\nI'd love to swap every bit of generation to nuclear tomorrow, but it can't happen, even if there was political will and economic resources to do it. We can develop a plan to ultimately decarbonize the energy sector, but it's not practical in the real world in the near term while dealing with real climate change, as opposed to theoretical future climate change. \n\nHad Fukushima not happened when it did, and resulted in a basic re-design of the AP1000, which caused the units being built in Georgia and SC to be so costly that Votgle is likely going to be the end of that line, Duke would be commissioning 6 additional units (2 at Lee, 2 at Levy County, & 2 additional at Harris) and Dominion would likely have completed the units they ordered, including the ESBWRs. Had this occurred, fossil generation in the SE USA would have dropped by a significant amount. It will take decades for the industry to recover from those losses. \n\nInstead, the AP1000 is dead, it's carcass being sold off to (hopefully) be used in a ~~Polish~~Ukrainian project just announced today. Nothing is really moving anywhere on this front,", "Did you know Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule?", "Did you even watch the vid? He literally explains everything you said. Let me know if you need assistance getting off your high horse.", "I feel like 4 people in this entire thread watched the actual video. Yes, very clickbaity title, but relatively thoughtful analysis of the content. 2040 is not some cliff in any of the models. Just a start of decline. Number of hot takes in this thread are insufferable.", "What I like about reddit is that very often you'll see random, highly detailed and accurate facts posted, or confident bullshit called out and corrected by an actual expert.\n\nNot always, but often.\n\nThe \"dude who knows what he's doing drops obscure knowledge\" posts are my favorite. Especially if multiple others confirm. And where it was in an area I'm an expert on, it was spot on more often than it was completely off. (That said, that still means it was completely off occasionally with the actual expert downvoted to hell.)", "The question is more of how long will the countries that exist today, exist in to the future?\n\nHow much longer will the USA still exist?", "> Even if we fuck our environment to the point where we can't grow food outside 19 years from now we 100% have the means to feed the world with hydroponics.\n\nWow, this has got to be the dumbest thing I've read all month. Millions of people die every year to starvation, and far more are living with dire food insecurity and malnutrition. And you think humanity not being able to grow food outside would not cause mass extinctions?\n\nJesus christ. Our global supply chains will be disrupted for years just because of Covid. The Syrian refugee crisis caused political turmoil in many European countries. These are minor problems compared to what's coming.\n\nJust the simple fact that hundreds of millions of people will be driven to flee from wet bulb-inducing heat waves in the Middle East, India and Latin America in the coming decades is going to cause unprecedented upheaval, and developed nations are in no way going to be spared, because guess where all those people will be headed.", "Stop making valid points!", "This is the funniest thing:\n\n“5 billion years from now: According to accepted models of stellar evolution, the Sun will run out of hydrogen in its core to fuse into helium and will transition to a red giant as a result, expanding massively.[156] The Sun will swallow Mercury and Venus, and may get large enough to swallow Earth as well. Even if it doesn't, Earth will be roasted to a cinder crisp.[citation NOT needed] “", "Between WW1 and WW2 we'd see a 20-year gap of peace.", " Not if I can help it.", "Again? Lmao we are so fatalistic as a species. Pinky swear we will still be alive a 1000 years from now. We’ve made it Millions of years, pretty sure we will do a million more", "In other news, several MIT researchers have been exiled to a planet on the edge of the galaxy.", "Not having full scale war mean it was peaceful. A lot of internal conflicts were happening almost everywhere", "The don't want to, the YouTube algorithm favors 20 minute long videos right now.", "Is there a subreddit for that?", "The fix is simple. Eat the bugs, take the shots, give up your material wealth.", "How many nickels would you have if you only counted the ones from universities (vs religions, movies, and cults)?", "Always has been", "[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/m9t8Tzr.png)\n\n^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot", "Futurama takes place in the year 3000. We’re gonna be okay.", "Why does this guy drag out the last word at the end of EVERY sentence?", "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\\_Limits\\_to\\_Growth](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limits_to_Growth)\n\nThis is what they're working with. It's not super complicated and that's kind of the problem with their theory. It doesn't seem to account for humanity very well. They've stated different dates before and one of them was sometime in the 90s but then they updated it iirc. It's been a long time.", "The world will end when it ends. Why panic before that?", "This is such a perfect little post. I can't even be sure which of those are satire, or if all of them are, or none... xD Not with certainty.", "Its amazing how greedy fucks managed to fuck up the world this badly in just 100 years", "We could easily stop this. Vote in your primary elections. Look for candidates who aren't pro-corporate. Support social programs that will stabilize the economy. Yes, this means that some people you don't like will not have to work as hard as you'd like them too, but it also means you and your children will have food in 20 years.\n\nI'm not expecting anyone to do this, but on the plus I'm old with poor genetics, so it won't be my problem.", "Optimistic", "I see I’ll have quite a bit of googling to do this evening.", "All of the world’s nuclear progress isn’t confined to the AP1000. :) You have heard that China is building 150 new plants, right? And the rest of the world is also not standing still.", "Oh well I'd have to have back 8 years. Tough task.", "Nothing but western nihilism and myopia. This is some eco-fukuyamaism and another example of westerners being able to imagine the end of the world before they could fathom the end of capitalism. This type of apocalyptic nihilism is purely liberal anarchistic thinking, and rejects the historical and dialectical materialist observations of Marx, Engels, Lenin Stalin and mao. Marxism is the science of understanding the potential of human cooperation and to assume that our present neoliberal world order will not ceed in its inherent contradictions of class conflict and inevitable social and scientific progress is pure naïveté. Almost half the world lives in socialism, the rest is just an inevitability. This will change society and progress humanity into the future without the limits of neoliberal catastrophe.", "Homo Sapiens are only about 300k years old. Very far off from millions.", "It’s not nearly enough. \n\nAnd without nuclear replacement of the EU and US energy sectors, it won’t be ever be enough. Add in a growing African and Indian economies, and well, it doesn’t look good.\n\nChina isn’t going to be showing any significant reduction in CO2 output until mid century. In fact, even with the supposed build out of nuclear, their out increases.", "You’re comment made me giggle thanks", "Genuine question. Let’s say a westerner could imagine the end of capitalism. What economic system would be a more suitable replacement?\n\nAsking cause you referenced Mao… he was responsible for the deaths of 45 million people… so…", "Plumbing Uranus on the other hand…", "eh, Cal Tech is the better school", "You get to retire???", "Haha can't believe that fooled you everyone knows we'll never get first past the post abolished", "Of course it’s not enough. That doesn’t mean we do nothing.\n\nI mean why aren’t you arguing that preparation of infrastructure against climate change won’t be enough? Same argument applies.", "Fuck off, Hari Seldon! The empire will never collapse!", "I think socialism with American characteristics would emerge from the progression from a capitalist neoliberal USA to a communist one much like China took aspects of what was successful in the USSR and applied theories of self criticism and much debate to become the blossoming superpower it is today. American communism I believe would take a similar form but preserve the cultural unique aspects of American life and values to social ends.", "Again, I didn’t say do nothing, but focusing on prevention isn’t going to help something unpreventable. \n\nWe may not be able to survive even with a reaction, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. Prevention is irrelevant at this point, that’s my point. Assign limited resources to the existing problem. The disease is manifest, it can’t be prevented.", "If breeder reactors are used, then we could go for quite a long time: https://phys.org/news/2011-05-nuclear-power-world-energy.html although the person interviewed doesn't think they're viable for some reason. \n\nEither way, I think we are on the same page in terms of viability to address climate.", "Half the population don't trust the smart people though...", "\"How'd he die?\"\n \n\"He blew up a Taco Bell bathroom.\"\n \n\"Oh, he died taking a dump?\"\n \n\"No... The toilet was rigged to explode.\"", "If MIT is so smart why didn't they predict coronavirus.", "As for your Mao comments, not to sidetrack into this too much, but this is a pretty good rebuttals of this type of death number fetish people always throw around with prominent communist leaders (and conspicuously not reference for the deaths of capitalism) \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/communism/comments/39w9w0/how_many_peopled_really_died_during_the_great/cs73xn4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3", "Well, they have been saying that for 2000 years now....", "There are kind of up there with fusion. It would be really cool if they work some day, but its not a given if they ever will.", "well hurry the hell up", "Sweet just in time for me to retire and spend my useless saved money", "SWEETBERRY WINE", "Translunar Wheezy Farms\n\nNew band name I call it!", "What sort of nation-on-nation wars were happening during that period?", "We really are. We've been 10 years away since the mid eighties when funding was cut, and the funding hasn't increased. The solution is in the engineering, not the physics, we just need the money to build bigger reactors.", "8 years short for me.", "i feel like it takes some amount of success to relate to that shit, people going nowhere in life dgaf. it's average middle classers that are apprehensive. once you're upper class you're generally oblivious, doing shit like buying goop products and ripping on people for not being trust fund kids. i don't know. it can come off as a soapbox for noncontributors though.", "So leave the generation system as it is? The system that created the problem and is currently making it worse shouldn’t be changed?", "Yeah, this is why any economic solution would need to price in the slowness of those development costs. The usual way is to have robust funding for research and development (usually from the government). Too bad regulatory capture and other political malfeasance also cuts those budgets.", "Yep. But let them keep making the same tired supposed kingmaker argument right as sea levels begin rising precipitously.", "19 more years? Ok let’s revisit this in 9 more years!", "Peenot nor", "\\> First-past-the-ranked-post voting\n\nOof. Why must you hurt us so?", "IS the Einstein-Brule meaning you expect humanity to figure out how to build gravity fields on ships and stuff?", "They've been used in hospitals for many years, as far as what I've heard. google says there are two commercial breeder reactors in operation. They weren't researched as much, because there were cheaper alternatives, apparently.", "The 2009 movie - 2012 and actor John Cusack would like a word with you and this YouTuber.", "You're equating betting on financial assets to the study of human history and society.\n\nTo change the value of the stock someone just has to say it's worthless. \n\nThere's way more tangible evidence in the way of human study through history and the simple knowledge that resources are finite. It's not like these scientists are just inventing data. They are way smarter than you or I and have dedicated their lives to this. \n\nNot sure if you watched the video or not but they came up with multiple possible trajectories for our current civilization and all of them showed a significant decline around 2040, with the \"business as usual\" model being the one showing a significant collapse of all 5 criteria they used.", "Ah yes perfectly clear now... I think", "It can't be nonsense-it has its own Wikipedia page. Here's the original research for you to educate yourself:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac7G7xOG2Ag", "http://www.rapidshift.net/yes-the-planet-got-destroyed-but-for-a-beautiful-moment-in-time-we-created-a-lot-of-value-for-shareholders/#:~:text=planet%20got%20destroyed.-,But%20for%20a%20beautiful%20moment%20in%20time%20we,lot%20of%20value%20for%20shareholders.%E2%80%9D&text=Here's%20the%20problem%3A%20We%20live,growth%2C%20thus%20limitless%20resource%20consumption.\n\nThis is what Google pulled up", "Quite literally what Facebook is to Karen’s, Reddit is to twenty something panicky liberals", "Societies only has 300-400 years. The end of the American experiment is near.", "I’m a degenerate I guess. This is the only Dr. Brule I knew of", "What does any of that mean lmao", "I got got 😔", "Well, that's the worst over simplification I've ever seen.", "Delgrangos", "> albeit generally left-leaning politically\n\nIs this a joke? Reddit is so far left they fight over whos more left.", "It's true, I didn't manage to capture all the nuance of two decades of history of Europe and Asia in five words. Kudos for noticing that.", "Reminds me of Psychohistory from the Foundation novels.", "I wouldn’t make it worse, but it may be just as advantageous to stay on cheaper systems for the short term while creating a reasonable transition. At this point the costs to just keep everything together are going to be a massive expense. We have to deal with those costs.", "Yeah this site has a lot of cool stuff but it's incredibly depressing and lots of it downright false, idiotic, malicious, misleading or just plain clickbait.\n\nBut 90% of users (or bots) just see the headlines and upvote. 10% even come to the comments, maybe 10% percent of those actually comment, and like 10% of those actually read the article, maybe a fraction of those actually process it and call out how blatantly false it is.", "Then think of how many times you read false information about that subject on reddit\n\nHow often do you find false information from MIT?", "The solution to these problems is known, but no one is willing to act\n\nEdit: Correction, people are willing to act but are being suppressed by the people who profit off of killing the planet. Abolish capitalism, abolish the two party system, and eat the rich", "Me thinking russia parking fucking nukes next to the usa was the \"most precarious time in human history\" where we literally were at 1 minute to midnight.", "MIT hasn't been around for 2,000 years. What are you talking about?", "So?", "Just American society, not society", "Is it the corn syrup drought?", "That's a lot of words to say you didn't watch the video.", "Roman civilization collapsed.. the vacuum left behind caused a subsequent decline across Europe as well. The Frankish kingdoms wouldn't appear for nearly 400 years after the end of the Roman empire.\n\nThe Ottoman empire wasn't established until the 15th century after the conquest of the Byzantine empire.", "Yeah. But this time the assertions are backed by data and hypothesis proven true in the last few decades.", "Ya'r", "Well nuclear is the cheapest option in several countries [according to the UN](https://unece.org/sites/default/files/2021-08/Nuclear%20brief_EN.pdf), so we're in great shape.", "Lmao, thanks for saving me a click/view \n\n/Thread", "I was kinda hoping for something a little closer like next month or before my next shift or something", "I know for a fact that The Coremind could never brandonify my topsoil, not even ten dynaflex batteries could output that much power into its E-Brule field…", "Thank you.", "Forrest Guu^uu^uu^uump", "Nostradamus: Hold my predictions", "Mmmm. What can I get for a desk fan and 38 signal flares?", "Most people who say we are in the \"last days\" are the religious types.", ">after the conquest of the Byzantine empire\n\nThe other part was fair but come on now ... you're saying that like the byzantine empire was some random unrelated thing thrown in there between the Romans and the ottomans, completely unrelated to Rome lol", "I'll be 2 years into retirement by then, so I won't be affecting in the least! I'll be watching it all happen on my iPhone 21 Pro, from my Craftmatic adjustable bed. Ha! Suckers!", "Captain Roy Bringus is just a dang hunk if ya ask me!", "Only when existing nuclear and total lifespan costs are accounted for. \n\nWe don’t have the infrastructure to build out to meet the timeline necessary. We definitely don’t have the skilled operators. \n\nIt’s not a realistic solution to convert all current fossil fuels to nuclear in 8 years. If we started tomorrow, we couldn’t meet that challenge. The supply chains alone don’t exist to produce that many reactor barrels or steam generators.", "But it's a Taco Bell bathroom so before the toilet exploded he blew up the toilet.", "The reason that humans are the dominant species is because we are, by far, the most adaptable species in the planet.\n\nHuman society is an outgrowth of that. We'll just keep in adaptating away.", "This is fickle as fuck but this narrator drags the final phoneme of every sentence on way too long and it drives me nuts.", "i'm pretty sure you began making it up at wheezy farms. i don't trust this list for shit.", "Huh? You said the Ottoman empire was just a continuation of Rome and there was no civilizational collapse.\n\nNot only were the Ottomans a completely different civilization but they replaced the previous Roman/Byzantine one which died a slow death.", "how exiting.", "Can't wait to see it not happen and then them say the end of the world is 20 year later and then 20 years later and then 20 years later. DOOM, DOOM, IMMINENT DOOM.", "Ah shit. I’ll still be alive by then.", "Sure, depends on your definition of “everyday people” of course but a few companies that I think are working on cool technology and are growing:\n\n form energy (battery tech)\n* sunrun (or really any company doing solar installation/payment stuff\n* watershed (software to help companies go carbon neutral)\n\nI can come up with some more if you’ve got a specific niche interest! Stuff I predict to get increasingly hot over next decade:\n\n* More more more solar/wind\n* potentially a ton more nuclear, if we get some new breakthroughs\n* cultivated meats\n* batteries", "Societal collapse doesn't mean the current order isn't replaced by something better, or at least more manageable like 6 or 7 smaller republics in place if the US. New England, Mid-Atlantic, Great Lakes, Pacifica. After a period of shittiness of course.", "And my axe!", "Here at Rockwell Automation’s world headquarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell Software is Rockwell Automation’s \"Retro Encabulator\".\n\nNow, basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it’s produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan.\n\nThe lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that sidefumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus o-deltoid type placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the ‘up’ end of the grammeters. Moreover, whenever fluorescence score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.\n\nThe Retro Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milford trenions. It’s available soon; wherever Rockwell Automation products are sold.", "I have no idea if these are real things or not.", "Bringo!", "Good question. Not a good one that I’m aware of. There’s a bunch of podcasts — the interchange is one I’m a huge fan of (though the host just switched to a new one called catalyst, whigc is also good)", "RemindME! 19 Years “Society is gone”", "They're called Harbulary batteries...", ">wheezy farms\n\nThese rapper collaboration things are getting out of hand", "Supposedly. In the 70s they were worried about global cooling and ice sheets covering North America leading to societal collapse.", ">We don’t have the infrastructure to build out to meet the timeline necessary. \n\nIf it's \"already too late\" then we don't have the infrastructure to build out anything to meet the timeline necessary. So nuclear is no different than anything else.\n\n>It’s not a realistic solution to convert all current fossil fuels to nuclear in 8 years.\n\nIt's not realistic to convert all current fossil fuels to anything in eight years.\n\nSo you're arguing to not decarbonize at all.", "Exactly. We couldn't even predict elections weeks before. How we gonna predict societal collapse. Lmao.", "Yeah you’re probably right. Aware enough to know what you’re missing out on, but lacking the skills or connections to move up. 1st world problems", "He does great work with Dr Rongald Bringerrrr", "Thanks! By ordinary people I mean not engineering or other specialized degrees. I know a little stats and coding but can't do much beyond basic data analytics for fields outside my degree and experience.", "You will enjoy this video", "I think you mean Harbulary batteries", "shit, now i noticed it and i can't listen any more. it's bothering me lol", "You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here, in the trailer park. They don't know what the *Brandons* are doing to the soil.", "What is rational wiki? Why not use Wikipedia's list: [Wikipedia Link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events)", "i've recently discovered the doomer stuff on youtube, there are some really talented people making these doomer videos.\n\n[here's one of my favorites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9yQhJ02Zbc)", "And yet we have the means to produce the food no problem. It's distribution that is the issue. It is extremely expensive to send food to impoverished areas of the world.\n\nYes, poor nations will starve. Developed nations will not. This is not a collapse of society.", "Humanity has been absolutely horrible at forecasting the future. To the point where non-environmental forecasting is almost entirely pointless.", "Got it. If you’re looking to get hired somewhere, I can definitely offer some recs. Check out the slack group “work on climate”, entirely geared towards folks looking for climate jobs from all sorts of backgrounds", "He's moving on up.", "When it comes close u realise it was juts a giant dildo", "Did you even watch the video?", "Are these the same clowns that 'calculated' that all possible arrangements of music would be exhausted by 1980 and there would be nothing new after that?", "Seriously doubt America will make it that long with the way politics and the cults are going", "Hurry up we don't have much time.\n\nMaybe skip the 6 year PHDs", "That late?", "Except the model has been verified time and again for decades and the numbers match up every single time.", "I'd support this idea. Of course one of the reason why it's impossible to split the country under the current system is because Certain states can't sustain on their own economy. However, withe the social politocal trend, splitting the country into smaller republics after the crash is for the better.", "You should realise that the world ending would be a pretty big downer, for everyone.\n\nThe world for humans that is, planet will be fine.", "Iirc, they did it by abstracting it to general Innovation trends, making runs with it assumed being exponential and others being geometric. Predicting a specific technology on a specific industry or aspect of life. However, it's more doable to predict trends in how all technology across disciplines affects global civilization.", "What did you think of the video, especially the part where the addressed this four times?", "Is there an ETF to track these? Lol", "So what did you think of the video? Or better yet, what did you think of the source material?\n\nIf you have half the editing chops that this economist has I will watch your take!", "That's how I knew it was a troll post", "I just wanna know when we get Jedi tbh", "Why is it for the better?", "Promises promises!", "Twitter is just accelerating that date", "Yet, that’s not what the article says at all. Reading comprehension and misleading titles for likes though….", "Did you miss the part the numbers had been verified every decade since the study and the numbers have matched up almost exactly? The last time it was verified was 2018.", "While people mock me for my weird sense of humor I'm glad I get to see this reach the top of a comment section like this. Not that I don't take the comment this is in response to seriously. Love Tim and Eric.", "You aren’t factoring in our depletion and misuse of the natural world to suit our ends and swell our numbers. Some adaptation is successful in the short term, but unchecked success can have hidden costs and loss of comforts long taken for granted. I do think humans will adapt and survive on a species level, but to avoid massive deprivation and hardship for large numbers is another story.", "If only that were true..... misanthropic dreams", "Brawndification - it's got what plants crave...", "Completely disregarding the entire 'bad news' aspect of this, and completely outside of the accent....\n\n... why is every single statement this narrator intonated as though it were a /question/? \n\nThat makes it very hard for me to listen to. Besides, of course, the awful news which in and of itself isn't positive.\n\nOr, should I say....\n\nThat makes it very hard for me to listen to? Besides, of course, the awful news which in and of itself isn't positive?\n\nGood grief dude? if you're gonna narrate something? Maybe every statement isn't a question? Just a Thought? Thats my thought? It's annoying? Don't you think?\n\nIt makes it unwatchable for me. Probably best, since I already kinda understand that we're roughly fucked, so why hear more scientific evidence supporting that fact on a Friday night. If the ship is going down, might as well listen to the band play us out rather than get annoyed at poor speech patterns.", "sounds about right", "Yes the video did explain that, but no need to be a prick.", "There’s a percentage of society that is always going nowhere, despite trillions of dollars in government money and charitable giving over the years. Upward mobility is as good as its ever been, unless you intentionally distort the date range. The average worker has an order of magnitude more access to education and opportunity than 40 years ago. People’s expectations are just out of wack now that everyone is so connected with the internet. \n\nReal estate is just expensive now. That’s the biggest disadvantage between now and decades ago. The average home size in the US, including apartments in urban areas, are more than double what they were in the 1950s. Now that the majority of easily developed land has already been built on around urban centers, prices are gonna go up and square footage will go down. People need to adjust their expectations. Decades ago people didn’t have Uber, Airbnb, affordable airfare, smart phones, YouTube tutorials, etc. times change. We have more access to success in some ways, and less access in other areas. Always has been that way.\n\nThe chances of an environmental collapse are entirely unknown. All life could become extinct in 100 years due to global warming, or people just move inland to avoid rising seal levels over time without any significant effect. We really don’t know.", "Only comment thats made me lol on reddit in a year", "No no he meant brondonification. It's what plants crave after all.", "They? What period are you from? Quantum chronometer regulations have been slashed in my home era.", "Can we remove social media please", "HAHA! I'll be dead by then anyway...wait a minute.", "> Translunar wheezy farms\n\nInvesting heavily in this", "What Father John Misty song is this, again?", "IMO, With how divided this country has become sociallly, economically and politically, it's better we separate IMO. \n\nNo need for daily debate. Eventually, the true superior system/economy/belief/policy will surface. Darwinism and true \"capitalism\" mechanism will do their thing and may be the smaller republics will be able to re-unite in the distanced future.", "We need to pivot from a focus on growth to a focus on sustainability only then will we unlock a limitless future.", "Don't forget about Mobin. Spoiler, he couldn't hack it.", "I’m 29. I’m too old for the SHIT.", "Heee Heee Heee Heee", "HAHA", "Finally some good news in these trying times.", "This fucking guy said:\n\n>\"If I had the choice between my modern, rented, 2-bed apartment and a sprawling 15th century French palace...I would take the apartment 10 times out of 10.\"\n\nThat's Versailles. And, no, you wouldn't rather live in your shit-hole apartment. The food wouldn't give you cholera. Louis XIV's chefs would cook you a meal better than anything you've ever put in your goofy plebian mouth. You'd trade that for Mt. Dew and Slim Jims? There was plumbing. It's from the 17th century, not the 15th century. Even Boston had plumbing by the time the palace he shows in the video was built. It had to have plumbing. There are 1,600 water fountains. The palace used more water than the whole of Paris. Court scientists had to invent the [Marley Machine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_de_Marly) to provide sufficient water at pressure to run that shit. Sure, sure, there weren't an abundance of flush-toilets when Louis XIV was there, but there were plenty of latrines that could be pumped out. \n\nAnd anyways, if you'd trade Versailles for a shitty $250 flush toilet and a shitty $250 air conditioner, you'd be a moron. It's trading an absolutely priceless piece of property today for $500 worth of cheap crap. Imagine saying with a straight face you'd trade a palace with the most acoustically brilliant opera house in one wing and one of the world's most beautiful full chapels in the other. The Salon of Hercules alone is worth ten thousand 2-bed apartments. The Hall of Mirrors. My Lord, what a fucking stupid thing to say.\n\nYou could trade a single painting for enough ice and the labor to bring it to you and the sculptors to carve it into beautiful shapes and fan it at you for the rest of your life.", "[Machine de Marly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_de_Marly) \n \n >The Machine de Marly, also known as the Marly Machine or the Machine of Marly, was a large hydraulic system in Yvelines, France, built in 1684 to pump water from the river Seine and deliver it to the Palace of Versailles. King Louis XIV needed a large water supply for his fountains at Versailles. Before the Marly Machine was built, the amount of water delivered to Versailles already exceeded that used by the city of Paris, but this was insufficient, and fountain-rationing was necessary. Ironically most of the water pumped by the Marly Machine ended up being used to develop a new garden at the Château de Marly.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "Man, these YouTube ads, amirite?", "Nobody can predict the position and momentum of any given molecule in a cup of tea but strangely enough we can predict its temperature quite precisely.", "Only if we get pre-ambulated ambulite.", "I won’t be dead by then!", "I never disputed that that fact wasn't true. I was saying that if you take a graph of anything over time going from the literal highest point in history to now it will look like a downward trend. They undermine the point by using a poor graph.", "To prove why this isn't something to be taken seriously, the paper didn't take into account climate change. Because climate change wasn't really in the popular mind then.", "Haha I was 50/50 leaning towards joke", "I think graduate and post graduate academia place an over emphasis on new research and new ideas that are dramatic and eye catching. Research is better received by professors and peer reviewers if the angle is something fresh, even if the basis of the research is weak. I think this is what has led to so much of the bullshit in academia recently. I’m sure the research done by MIT is sound and the methods are reasonable. But humanity has failed to predict the future in any significant way in the past. No one can do it, no matter how intelligent the institution or advanced the technology.", "They may have foreseen that our phosphorus is decreasing exponentially. Doesn't matter if you can make all the nitrates you need, you can't make phosphorus, which is considered the second most important nutrient for plant development. We have to wait for more rocks inorder to get more phosphorus, and we can't wait around for rocks at the rate we're using up phosphorus.", "A lot of past problems were problems that rested entirely outside of human control such as the example you brought up with crop output was solved with scientific advancements with the work of private individuals. \n\n\nToday's problem is the inability to use those scientific advancements and political instability. Problems that cannot be solved by the few private individuals. \n\n\nEither way, I hope I'm wrong and that there is a light at the end of this tunnel.", "So I guess you haven't actually read the study have you? The writer does talk about those points and how the model was adjusted over the years. She's got that covered.", "Let’s go topsoil brandonification?", "And in the 1910s my great grandma was worried about comets", "I agree. It’s an odd place.", "Seems like the reported dates it gave are pretty wrong?\n\n> For example, the authors of The Limits to Growth predicted that before 2013, the world would have run out of aluminum, copper, gold, lead, mercury, molybdenum, natural gas, oil, silver, tin, tungsten, and zinc.\n\n\n\n> Similarly, oil and natural gas were to run out in 1990 and 1992, respectively; today, reserves of both are larger than they were in 1970, although we consume dramatically more. Within the past six years, shale gas alone has doubled potential gas resources in the United States and halved the price.\n\nAnd finally\n\n> As for economic collapse, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change estimates that global GDP per capita will increase 14-fold over this century and 24-fold in the developing world.\n\nYou can look at the model yourself, they do predict the things listed above and got them all wrong. Criticisms sourced from: https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/economic-growth-and-its-critics-by-bj-rn-lomborg", "that sucks, I'll still be in my 50s when it happens according to MIT, I was hoping I'd be well dead. I mean I guess being dead by that time isn't off the table per se, but damn.", "Sounds like a pretty generous estimate. I'm all for optimism, but, really, you think we have a whole nother 20 yrs?", "I came in here looking for psychohistory.", "Dude you're trying to talk to a person that compares global event to a price of an asset.", "I'm not saying that. I'm not even disputing the point he's trying to make. I'm just saying use a graph that actually takes a representative time scale if you want to make that point. The graph he's using does not prove his point, whether or not his point is correct.", "I'm okay with dying by 50. I don't want to get old. I'm okay with this.", "Steve? Or his brother Crem?", "Hey Bot, remind me in 2039.", "Well sure eventually the sun will supernova and destroy life on earth. Any argument about the fate of earth before that point, 5.5 billion years from now, is pure conjecture.", "Meh.", "I'm not disputing that. But he should be using a graph with a wider time range. This graph does not back up the point he's making.", "The 'numbers' are 50 years old - the metrics of this study ignore (preceded and could not factor in) the world as it is. \n\nAlso, \"society\" is more than \"American capitalism.\"", "Who worried about that? Who is this they? Was it a global scientific consensus or just something you now use to rationalise your resistance to the current overwhelming scientific data?", "Emotional, damn.", "Wrong. /r/trees was a default subreddit back in the day. This place was waaaaaaay more chill and nonpartisan.", "Easy way to prevent this: Ban all retirements.", "Versailles' 17th century. I don't really feel like watching this shitty video, so I don't know if he's fucked up when Versailles was built or you have.", "Yes, things will come along that change the direction of humanity as a whole, and you won't be able to afford any of them.", "gotta watch the fallen of ww2 on youtube, the author talks about this downward trend in the last few minutes of the video.", "“In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war.”\n\nGood old Warhammer to let you know things could be far, far, faaar, worse.", "What will happen when the world collapses?", "Though.... eventually someone's going to be correct.", "Lmao this guy here knows what’s up, don’t listen to the MIT or the Rome Club or any other scientist worth their salt", "Hahahahaha", "are we talking about football now?", "Lol. Dark but relatable.", "'peace'\n\nIf you didn't live in China or Ireland or Spain or Africa.", "With this and other top voted posts, I see few people have actually sat through the entire video and what it discusses.", "one thing that i just recently learned is that not drought, but flooding that could cripple the US/maybe global food supply. [Video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6AAQ4kYN68) <-- pretty scuffed video, but this guy is wicked smart in climate stuff and explains various peer-reviewed climate papers.", "My great-grandmother lived into her 90s independently. 50 is still pretty young, I'd be ok with 80, sad at 70, probably kinda pissed off if less than that. TBH, I'd miss out on retirement.", "And similar to the plot of Tomorrowland, or at least what it was trying to be.", "Well, you'll lose your pension fund but hey look at the bright side, money will be worthless so who cares", "Vocal fryyyyyyyyyyy", "Great video, but this dude's upward inflection was distracting.", "Don't forget all the times people read a graph that is interpolation data (like population growth) and fund \"alarming signs\" outside the bounds of the equation. Pretty much all those \"an ai predicts the end in which years\" is someone looking at a cubic formula where the plot naturally drops to negative infinity (because that's what cubics do...)", "I'll be 40. Perfect age to be that post apocalyptic dad type. Let's gooooo!", "Don't forget synbio: industrial fermentation. The technology to biosynthesize any material is already here and will make a splash in the next few years.", "Same with me, I have been watching his content for a while, good stuff. But since someone pointed out that he talks like an Australian valley girl. It ruined it for me, I try to watch but it's definitely become a distraction.", "> These guys use computer models that were right in 1970, then on track by 1990, right again in 2000 then right again in 2018.\n\n[Here is a link to the original Limits to Growth.](https://www.donellameadows.org/wp-content/userfiles/Limits-to-Growth-digital-scan-version.pdf) Model run figures start on p.124.\n\nThe axes are not well labelled, but you can use an overlay window to determine where the years 2000 and 2020 lie on the charts. Doing that, you find that they make no meaningful predictions before ~2030. All of them predict everything will be stable or increase through today, which is not distinguishable from a no-collapse-is-coming scenario.\n\nTheir base run predicts for 2030 a large (10-15%) decrease in food per capita and a massive (~2x) increase in pollution, which does not seem credible (I don't think we could 2x cumulative pollution over the decade even if we tried!). As a result, it's highly likely that their base run's predictions for 2030 will be clearly wrong, at least in terms of their generalized pollution metric.", "A lot of people didn't watch this video.", "It was nice knowin ya", "U can see it already happening...", "Yup, it's a clickbait video that is gimmicky but I'm glad to have seen it because not all of us have the time or energy to keep up with various discussions about this type of topic so a quick video summary is appreciated. Anyways, it gives some food for thought that is worth discussing.", "Do I dare hope for a world where two spurving bearings run a direct line to a panametric fam?", "Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. Amen.\n\nI reveal my inmost self unto my God.", "Once again this weird idea crops up that there are universal dark ages where the curtain drops on organized society across the entire world, and everyone everywhere slides into chaos and poverty relative to where they were before. But that's not really what happens. \n\nInstead what happens is, the \"center\" of political power, economic dominance, technological innovation, or intellectual thought moves around. \n\nYou see this happening over and over going back thousands of years. While most of Europe was in the middle of a \"Dark Age,\" haunted by waves of plague and war, the Islamic world right next door was experiencing a golden age. We now have a more \"globalized\" society with economic ties and supply chains and communication spanning every corner of the world, but still, most people's idea of what the \"collapse of society\" would look like ends up being ethnocentric. We need to rethink what it even means. What exactly constitutes a society, first of all?", "Shouldnt have named your fishing boat \"Retirement 2040\". Rookie mistake", "Yeah, let's go Brand...err, on second thought, never mind.", "Fucking fear mongering outdated models to get clicks. Fuck the hell off", "He clearly did not die on the toilet. https://youtu.be/_9BjJkqybz8", "This guy has a funny way of speaking--eeehh.", "Let's Grow Brandon?", "This whole video was just so this dude could plug his Skillshare twice.", "Don’t forget to hate trump too", "Then take the dude above you that easily disproved some of the claims of that prediction", "Most major cities had a major manure problem around 1900. Horse shit everywhere. They didn't know where to put it. Too many people were using horses for transportation. There's literally a name for it \"The Great Horse Manure Crisis of 1894.\" NYC had 100,000 horses shitting 25 pounds per day. 2.5 million pounds per day. People were getting sick. No end in sight. Until cars.", "The YouTuber has nothing to do with it (he's not adding anything of value whatsoever); this kind of misses the point/kills the messenger.\n\nThe primary concern that was made in the media when this info came up months ago was not so much that some randos at MIT did a bit of rudimentary computer modeling nearly 50 years ago that predict the end of the world.\n\nWhat brought it to the forefront was that a senior KPMG economic advisor/analyst reviewed the study 40+ years after the fact and showed that many observable metrics in the study have in fact been following rather too closely for comfort a trend outlined in the original which predicts a significant slowdown/reversal of societal structure within many people's lifetimes.\n\nNothing can predict the future 100% of course, but what was alarming was that more than 40 years later, the study wasn't brushed off as \"Ha! Look how far off base those MITs kooky nerds were!\", but rather, \"Holy shit - these guys might have actually been on to something in the grand scheme of things...\"", "Remindme! 19 years: I'm too old for this shit.", "Idk I think you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to take a 2 bedroom apartment over an entire palace ground's worth of property", "Dilly dilly!", "It already has?", "TIL Jehovah's Witnesses are pessimists when it comes to survival of humanity", "Man, hopefully I'll be dead but still something to look forward to.", "Humanity doesn’t adapt, we change the environment around us, which is part of some of our new problems.", "2040 sounds optimistic to me", "I don't know what it's called but I hate the way the guy talks, specifically the way he ends some sentences. \"By the year twenty Fortyeeee.", "I guess you haven't read the study then, I'd appreciate if you stay out of it then.", "https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xw3x/new-research-vindicates-1972-mit-prediction-that-society-will-collapse-soon\n\nMaybe not collapse but decline seems likely.", "Unforeseen variables run both ways though. One really bad one is all it takes.", "> Australian valley girl\n\nThat's precisely the phrase I was thinking of, he tends to hold the last word in the sentennnnnnce. It's just annoyinnnnnng.", "20 years? But you said 20 years, 20 years ago!", "I was looking for this comment. The guy makes interesting videos but I can’t watch them because he’s so fucking annoying.", "I'll be gone by then so it won't affect me, but I feel sad that my kids will be alive to be part of that.", "Mennnndozzzzzaaaaaa!!!!!", "He ends every sentence changing his pitch to sound like a question. It's really annoying to listen to.", "Lol, get a load of this guy's reciprocating dingle arm.", "Better start that couch to 5k training!", "Psh, Reddit knows more than MIT methinks. We've got less important things to focus on.", "This title is so fucking misleading", "My dad retired then covid happened, he was not impressed tbh xD", "Basically they forgot to factor in plot armor", "The author of the study this article is about takes that under account. Not only that, that was already researched before and the formula was updated to reflect that before she got at it.\n\nTakes about 15 minutes to read the actual study.", "Getting Foundation and psychohistory vibes.", "Wait, is Ozzy Man the narrator for this?", "No way. The US has too much military to completely fall out. It will almost certainly become a dictatorship if/when it gets bad enough, but society won't completely fail.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tAYXQPWdC0\n\n\"climate experts\"", "Yeah but you can't leave out the pentabulon field unification matrices. That set back everything from particle physics to the regulation of toothpicks for generations!", "You ain't got no legs lieutenant dan, or power or water or anything because society has collapsed and we're in a sort of post apocalyptic limbo!", "This isn't a contradiction at all. Its possible that precise predictions in the immediate future are very hard, but rough predictions in the far future can be possible. Eg. nobody can tell what'll be going on on earth in 1000 years, but scientists can tell you what'll be going on in \\~5 billion years (it's going to be swallowed by the dying sun).\n\nAnother simpler example of this is mixing milk in coffee: In the short term, it's very hard to predict the exact swirls of the milk in the coffee. Long term, it's easy to tell that the milk is going to be mixed evenly with the coffee if you keep mixing.", "An MIT study based on an old model, or a video about said MIT study? There are so many factors between now and then never taken into consideration", "Just do us a favor and be like \"I'll take one of you fuckers down with me!\"", "My target retirement date", "Well at least it will happen in my life time. I get tired of the generations that kick everything down the line. Fine. If there was s a collapse ( and I believe that as much as I believed in y2k) then I'll be alive to help fix it. Good.", "So can they spend their endowment now?", "X for doubt", "Dr. Brule also did his research on financial investment. Needless to says. I was lucky to have met him.", "Hari Seldon would like a word", "Really think it will take that long?", "Please god. I hate what humanity is turning into. Yes there's good in the world. But the 1% are ruining it for everyone.", "Sex robots!", "Or just suffer through it as a mere plebian without consequence.", "> panacea\n\nToday's word of the day is \"panacea\". Today I learned the word, \"panacea\".", "I predict 2039, the world seems to have world changing events every 19 years.", "It's by Tom Toro, it appeared in The New Yorker.\n\n[Link to the cartoon](https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2015/01/25/tomtoro03_custom-0bae9e8ec6b77a63cf1db545be4fb32bee478811-s800-c85.webp)", "What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common???\n\n\n\n\n\nThey both circle Uranus looking for kling-ons? My favorite joke since 1971.", "The valuation of stocks are just an imaginary quote for an unsold piece of digital paper with little to no actual value. And if everyone tries to \"cash out\" this \"value\", the \"value\" tanks. So really all the price of a stock shows is how much the very first sellers would sell for if people actually wanted to take profits before it tanked. It's a giant scam and people don't really understand how big of a scam it is.", "This is the most likely one.", "Found Mike.", "It is Reddit, the news is usually more positive then this and all they talk about is printing money and illegals", "Controversial opinion: people who predict impending doom and societal collapses are just projecting what’s in their minds. Yes there is science to back it up, but very recent science was used to support cigarettes and sugar as being good for our health. How about instead of focusing on all the scary unsolvable , impossible problems in the world, we turn inward for a just moment and see what the hell is going wrong there. Only a vast disorder inside each of our own minds could have brought about this world. Don’t we see the disorder in our own life, so many burdens, traumas , fights, problems, so much pain, fear, anxiety, worry and stress, it seems neverending? Could it be if we put our own minds in order, the world will come to order? Could it be if we bring harmony to our minds, we will find harmony with nature and the outside world??? The world is just a reflection of each of us. Time to stop painting such an ugly picture outside by healing inside . ❤️", "Gotta wait for ambulons to be discovered and ambulators to be developed afterwards.", "I had to stop watching as he was so annoying", "My god, just browsed that website as a leftist and my god. Its full of propaganda but instead its leftist. Things are not as black and white as this websites makes it seems.", "Dang right you turkey", "Whenever I cut myself shaving I say:\n\n“Old razor?”\n\n“Old face.”", "Plumbus", "Meh. Maybe American Society. Not the world", "It’s a good word.", "I don't want to wait that long I want it to collapse now.", "They're called harbulary batteries...", "Nostradamus agrees", "Prediction: it's like science, but minus the whole science part.", "Had me in the first half", "Would they still have glassed earth if the federation surrendered? Doing that sort of sends the message that even surrendering still gets you killed so why not fight till the last?", "Only thing I don't really like about that scene, forgetting the ridiculousness of a toilet bomb, is that even when they jump in the bathtub, without ear protection they'd be deaf.", "Someone do the internets work and add links to these ideas. 🙃", "Link?", "For the end of life on earth; should all else fail, this is the backup.", "This is completley wrong.\n\nThe 2020 Harvard review of the studies showed that the two scenarios presented that most closely align with the actual data do not show any material decline of societal welfare in 2030. \n\nThere are still massive potential issues in the future based on the two scenarios, but nothing close a societal collapse in 10 years. Did you even briefly read through it?", "Controversial opinion: people who predict impending doom and societal collapses are just projecting what’s in their minds. Yes there is science to back it up, but very recent science was used to support cigarettes and sugar as being good for our health. How about instead of focusing on all the scary unsolvable , impossible problems in the world, we turn inward for a just moment and see what the hell is going wrong there. Only a vast disorder inside each of our own minds could have brought about this world. Don’t we see the disorder in our own life, so many burdens, traumas , fights, problems, so much pain, fear, anxiety, worry and stress, it seems neverending? Could it be if we put our own minds in order, the world will come to order? Could it be if we bring harmony to our minds, we will find harmony with nature and the outside world? The world is just a reflection of each of us. Time to stop painting such an ugly picture outside by healing inside . ❤️", "I would definitely rather live today just for the miracle of modern medicine.", "Someone has read too much Foundation or watched the Amazon series and thinks they know something. If anything humanity is capable of adapting and surviving. I don’t even need to read the paper or whatever they’ve written, this type of scare-mongering serves nothing.", "That's perfect for me. Sorry Gen Z but you're fucked.", "So...we've got some time.", "The statistical reviews showed the BAU scenario lined up significantly less closely than both the CT & BAU2 scenarios, both of which do not predict a societal collapse in 2040.", "> splitting in 2 after a second civil war \n\nThis wouldn't happen. The divide in America isn't something as simple as \"north vs south\" like 150 years ago. It's urban vs rural which affects every part of the country. \n\nRural parts in California are heavily red and urban parts of the south are heavily blue.", "I’ve been practicing since I was 17", "It's really easy to predict 50-100 years out. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see a modern version of this study predict the collapse around 2070. In the end most of the predictions turn out to be incorrect, but a few always hit the mark.\n\nThere's a reason that tons of sci fi is set 50-100 years in the future.", "[The confusion this comment has caused is measurable and hilarious](https://i.imgur.com/jULu4Qr.png)", "So should I quit my job ?", "Don’t adopt any human trafficked families.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HgUU16PjKI", "r/VXJunkies", "Very obv the gov is trying to do it now", "I’m guessing that’s his accent, but I found it particularly grating.", "Hope i get to play on ps5 before that", "So, to hell with that extended warranty.", "I now have a new reason to live… live to see this all go down", "The only thing that ever creates real innovation and progress is creating value for shareholders. \n\nPlanned economies and centralized control don't work and never have.", "Thanks again boomers", "Computer models also said millions of people would be dead from covid in the UK alone by July 2020.", "And I know his math is real because it's in a hologram!", "extrapolation with too many unknown variables... nice.", "What's the difference?", "Can't wait for the inevitable Picard season 2 review where he chains Rich to the chair and forces him to discuss it.", "Ah shit, this guy is a main character, I'm so fucked.", "First past the ranked post voting is a conflation of FPTP and ranked choice voting (which is generally considered superior)", "I was going to say exactly that! The trigger for me was when he said \"today\".", "Perhaps that is a fault of people being untrustworthy.", "Go ahead and add MIT to this list:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events", "We will collapse if we don't figure out how to let go", "https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Statistical_Probabilities_(episode)", "I imagine by then, if we survive that long, that we will have figured out the technology to change Earth's orbit to be gradually further away from the sun to maintain a constant habitable distance.", "I'm already laughing at this post now.", "To the eastside", "But how we adapt to it is the variable. There is no reason we couldn’t come up with something to totally reverse it. I’m not saying we are going to, I think it’s unlikely, but know one actually knows for sure.", "Rationalwiki was set up, in the days of Dubya, as a counterpoint to conservapedia. \n\nIf you want to understand things like January 6 and QAnon, start with conservapedia. Any investigation into these things that ignores conservapedia is incomplete at best and invalid at worst... which is most of them.", "He mentions that these predictions are from the 1970s. Which means that if the people making the predictions were in their 20s at the time, then they were predicting that society would end when they are in their 90s.\n\nSince I'll be in my 90s in the 2070s, I would like to predict that is when society will collapse. So if my guess is too early I don't have to hear any \"told-you-so\"s. And since my guess requires electricity and the internet to access, then if I'm too late I won't have to hear about it either.", "I googled three before I realized it was just too difficult to comprehend and I just quit and moved on.", "I understand that this is a criticism of the channel, not the content of the video, but folks should know EE is pretty notorious for videos that aren't all that well researched. \n\nSo anyone considering subscribing should just be aware that he's not an economist.", "Obligatory response videos [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW_kw6OPXc0) and [2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkClrikc1bk&t)", "Of course not. The system will not work to destroy itself.", "It’s for your health!", "Economics explained is dogshit and either intentionally misrepresents statistics (likely) or is very stupid, I will not grace this with a view", "This is \"society\" as in the United States and England right? The rest of the world seems to be just doin' fine as in the East/Southeast.", "Did this end up with anyone's top soiled?", "On the other hand:\n\nNo Covid \nNo HIV \nNo Ebola \netc.\n \nTrue, antibiotics would have been nice. Probably the thing I'd miss most.", "Horse manure and cars", "society takes wayy longer than 20 years to collapse short of a nuclear armageddon.", "Humans have this delusion that everything just has to work out in the end.\n\nWe're just reformatted cosmic dust flying at breakneck speeds through emptiness. We can cease to exist in a relative blink of an eye.", "You're not accounting for retroflex fungibility of the global beta-dependant flux of the information markets across all of transasia going into the 42nd quarter of the financial epoch.", "Well said. People just like to make a name for themselves with this doomsayer porn. The sun's going to supernova eventually too. So what.", "Sounds about right from all the data harvesting (they all point towards global society collapsing). There aren't many good stats out there, at all, in anything, doesn't really matter what it is, we're failing across the board.", "That guys voice is so annoyinnnggggg.", "Newzealand is terminus", "And how good are we on cellreplicating electrolyte synthesis, huh? We have one guy advertise about how great Brawndo is and get investor funding for it, but then the damn thing comes out with QA problems and people start abusing it in ways it wasn't intended, but it's okay because ha ha look at the kooky man playing with NFTTs oopsie he made 463 billion", "At least put in quotes, since you're quoting someone else.", "That's the thing. On reddit, you also hear about every single focused attempt at solutions.", "Not until black pope . 💪", "Basically if we adapted, as the temperature climbed we’d develop additional physical methods to stay cool maybe more veins in our limbs which might have more surface area to radiate more heat away from our bodies, instead we create air conditioning which is great, but doesn’t help if you get stuck without it somewhere. As climate extremes increase due to climate change, and fossil fuel retrieval becomes more difficult, it’s very possible that brownouts become more of an issue people will die from the exposure.", "“People thought X before” isn’t an argument. I’m not saying I agree that society is going to collapse, let alone by 2040, but citing people thought society would collapse in the past isn’t a real argument. Kind of like how automation in the labor industry is on the cusp of revolution but people try to argue “machines haven’t replaced all the jobs anytime before” as if that’s somehow a valid argument.", "[I hope you like leather Mr. Squidward.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKN9xigfbw)", "I'm sorry, I think you replied to the wrong comment, because I didn't claim society can take 20 years or less to collapse.", "THE END IS NIGH", ">I don’t even need to read the paper or whatever they’ve written, this type of scare-mongering serves nothing.\n\nYou refuse to watch the video. How do you know what \"type of scare-mongering\" it is?", "It's good to consider the panametric fams because you can never be sure on the reliability of access to cross-matrix porosity indices, depending on geography or local metric jurisdiction. This should be trivial.\n\nHowever, as the catalog of controller events will show, in the event of a system malalignment, porosity indices are often non-unitary. In the situation, the turbo encabulation module central to the devices configuration should be considered.", "Fukin finally", "Oh please, they thought society would have collapsed back in 1999 going into 2000 because of how computers would react to the changing of the millennium.", "Codon table hacking is actually a pretty cool idea. We could reprogram organisms to use different or even totally novel synthetic amino acids when generating peptides, which could be a huge deal in medicine or biotechnology overall if we figure out how to reverse engineer protein function from sequence. I don’t know if this was a joke term that you pulled out of your ass or not, but I kind of want to devote my life to making it a thing now.", "I'll cellpricate your ass on my fist! With your face, ASS! Shut up! 🖕\n\nBrought to you by Carl's Jr.", "Depends on how much knowledge is maintained. If enough renewable energy remains, it would probably be possible to slowly regrow using renewable energy sources. Definitely a much harder course to go down than not allowing collapse though.", "Holy shit it is annoying.", "Not just that, but the results are overdramatized by the Youtuber and commenters here on reddit. All the results say is economic growth will slow down until 2040, after which it will start to decline for a few decades. \n\nJust because the economy stops growing, doesn't mean the world is going to end or anything like that. Our quality of life might decrease, but that's about it.\n\nAnd this is all assuming the model is correct, and both the study and the youtuber made it clear that it is based on unsteady assumptions.", "I've been plumbing Uranus since the 40s and I tell you, I have seen some serious shit.", "That's one solution we might have 99% locked down before society collapses.", ">Benjamin Sisko made a fleet of 1700 Dominion vessels disappear by sheer stubbornness.\n\ni would like to know more", "When kids are in Moon school, I bet they will laugh at how greedy, short sighted and dumb we were.", "I predict that 95% of the people commenting didn't watch the video", "We just need to invest in 401 AK47s", "Americans gobble it up around the holidays. So they media and its subsidies pump it out.", "That presumes that complicated models are necessarily more accurate. It's possible that trying to chart the broad stroke of humanity's course is substantially easier than trying to predict more specific phenomenon. The whole reason this is coming up again is because the broad strokes this model painted have so far been quite accurate.\n\nOf course, the broad strokes of how the growth curve works on a humanity wide level exist in more models than this one. Seems hard to know at this point that this model's inflection point on the growth curve is going to happen no matter how much accuracy it had in predicting the curve so far.", "It’s a tad over 18 years away. You really think something world changing for the better is going to happen in 18 years?", "Until we all get on the same page, there is no solution.", "\\\\sees Immortan Joe's raiding party on the horizon\\\\\n\nI'm too old for this shit :(", "That was my thinking when I read the post too.. but I'll be 2 years away.", "This guy looked at every possible bullet point syntax and mashed it all together.", "Foundation kinda too, just way into the future.", "Damn that’s crazy, just like it’ll end in 2000,2012,2020…", "And I’m over here like - gotta be a suck-ass to my boss / company and work 50 hrs a week so I can get a 2% raise next year", "25 years later than reality?", "Seeing this comment section full of jokes and people not giving a fuck is enough irony to break me.", "In the video, the VO literally references a 2021 followup of the study that affirms the accuracy of the “business as usual” portion of the 50 year old model…", "Society collapsing and the temperature inside a cup of water are slightly different in terms of variables of complexity.", "They overshot by twenty years.", "Here's my problem with this: \n\nHave you heard of \"The god of the gap?\" It basically means that the more we learn about the way the universe actually works, the smaller and smaller the gap that god has to squeeze into. \n\nIn your case I would call it \"the hope of the gap\". What we still don't know is getting smaller and smaller. The hope that we will suddenly discover something amazing and unknown about how to grow crops is next to nil. What we have left isn't grand discoveries, it's tiny incremental improvements. I feel like you're falling into a fallacy that because we always have we always will. It leads to a false sense of comfort and security. \n\nWe need to be panicked right now if we're going to have any hope of fixing things. Anything other than a sense of urgency will kill us.", "Awesome.", "they will play A Milli with the subwoofers turned all the way up and they will capture the energy from the vibrations of everything around them", "nuclear doesn't really need breakthroughs, just look at France, nuclear needs appropriate lobbying in the states to get it the fuck away from being a political issue.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nsincerely, a power systems designer very passionate about nuclear energy.", "I'm anticipating lots of fascism in rich countries as immigration pressures become more extreme.", "Oh my god guys his internet is having brandonification done to it.. it’s already starting", "My Neighbor, Tom Toro.", "So that's why Miyakazi is coming out of retirement!", "The doom predictors never take into account incredibly passionate people who do near miraculous things to keep this thing going. And they never will.", "I can believe that", "Sure, after 26,000 years of humans having societies it's all going to come to an end in your lifetime. This idea is as ridiculous when it comes from some old man decoding his bible as some grad student's project at MIT. I swear having grown ass college educated adults say \"Well obviously society is going to collapse in our lifetime, how could it not?\" \n\nI don't know. Maybe look at the past 26,000 years. We have some real troubles but people are still around doing stuff. I'll be doing stuff in 2041. Cool stuff. Slick stuff. Neat stuff.\n\nEdit: Oh this study was from the 70's? The era that brought us bellbottoms? How could they ever be wrong?\n\nSocietal upheaval? Sure. Bad stuff. Definitely. The utter collapse of all society? Fuck off and get yourself some white Nikes.", "This is some pretty good guerilla marketing for The Foundation", "Friendship ended with upward inflection\n\nnow downward inflection is my best friend", "Fast forward 10 years later, you're working customer service at a local human meat trading company while worrying if you've made enough dissevered fingers to pay this month's rent on your skin hut.", "Put me in for March 11th, 2064.", "In a different life, I was a computational geneticist. I can assure you people are already looking into modified codon tables, and some are investigating this as a venue for virus-proofing entire genomes by making it impossible for viruses to hijack genetic replication mechanisms since all viral genetic input would be rendered as garbage.", "tsk tsk What a waste of good meat", "No u!", "Relentless immigrants cause this", "Yeah it’s honestly a crippling experience and I don’t blame anyone for getting pessimistic scrolling through endless hopelessness. It’s not healthy or productive and it needs to stop being profitable so we can all stop dealing with it.\n\nI’m tired of getting sad because some edgy nihilist wanted to meme. There’s other perspectives out there that also matter and are completely reasonable. It’s like mass psychosis, how could we not lose hope with all these hopeless people giving up with so much gusto.", "Sure sells a lot of pre packaged food in buckets though.", "MIT should then, put some skin in the game. Make a billion dollar grant to under funded schools if it doesn't happen. \n\nThis way, if we all die, we all die. But if not, at least the next generation won't be raised to go to 3rd rate schools like MIT.\n\nPut your money where your research mouth is.", "The Flynn effect has been reversing for at least a decade now, and it looks like elevated atmospheric CO2 also has a detrimental effect on intelligence. Hoping we'll engineer our way out of an existential threat is effectively thoughts and prayers\n\nEdit: thoughts and prayers evidently quite popular", "Seeing as Dominion protocol when capturing a ship is executing the Captain, even if he surrenders (S6 E14 One Little Ship) I would say yeah.", "I never did get my pizza rolls.", "Makes sense, Capitalism is a pyramid scheme that demands infinite and unsustainable growth. Bottom has to fall out eventually. Maybe the next generation will figure something better out after the crumbles.", "Hey, scrotal prolapse is nothing to joke about.", "Nah, when some people think 5G gives you corona virus those people are just fucking too stupid.", "http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-the-global-cooling-story-came-to-be/\n\n\"Some elements of the media\"", "We need more hopeful people. It’s our… only hope.", "I haven’t watched the vid yet but we’ve been in line for a collapse for a while now. There are markers that exist in society as they progressed throughout history. There’s a rise, a maintenance period of no growth followed by a collapse. We’ve been in the maintenance level of little to no growth for a long time now. \n\nAlso collapse doesn’t mean complete apocalypse scenario, nor will it be sudden. It will be gradual as various systems fail and eventually major things like banks and finally government stops working. It’s scary but definitely preventable. We aren’t looking at war/hoarding scenario overnight. We can still fix this 100%. \n\nThere are a lot of resources out there about resiliency, from a community, economic and personal standpoint. They have been aware of this for a long time.", "The [tubro encabulator](https://youtu.be/RXJKdh1KZ0w) is no joke.\n\nIts capable of automatically synchronizing audible gram meters. That simply was not possible before. Very exiting.", "Dude you forgot Hidden Valley Ranch nanobots.", "So if I have a child right now I can blame them for the collapse of society right as they become an adult like Boomers did with my generation.", "Because he's starting and stopping the recording between every line of dialogue while he reads a script he wrote, presumably.", "Mate, have you not seen Star Wars? They said it happened a long time ago, in a galaxis far, far away. I'm pretty sure that the last Jedi died like 2000 years ago or something.", "Ahhh gotcha. Never knew of either of them - just the regular old Wikipedia.", "The Dominion starts to send a 1700 ship fleet through the wormhole connecting the Gamma and Alpha Quadrants. Benjamin Sisko takes the Defiant into the Wormhole as a gallant last stand. The entities in the WH let Benjamin know the game isn't over and he can't die. Benjamin says he's not going anywhere, so of they don't want him to die, they need to do something about the 1700 ship fleet. The entities oblige and wipe the entire fleet out of existence. This is a crippling blow to the Dominion invasion plan and leaves theor Alpha Quadrant forces stranded and disconnected.", "Always has been! Why not now? Survivorship bias is awesome", "Who could predict the Spanish inquisition", "Hopefully I'll get to enjoy the house it took my entire life to save for for a couple years.", "This may be the best thing I’ve read on Reddit ever.", "You need to rewatch that part. All they did was reopen the study and look at which model is closest to how things played out over the last 50 years and seeing similarities with the Business As Usual 2 model. No rerunning of numbers. They published many different models so it's not a surprise that one of them happen to look like something we can fit to today's economy and it doesn't mean it's declines will play out like they prophesize.", "You seem to think that removing further emissions will avert the crisis", "How are you alive in 2021 and still repeating this climate denial myth?", "Maybe your hopes are just too specific", "Surely if we to adapt and survive to whatever is coming we would have to, you know acknowledge it and work to prevent or mitigate it?", "Thank god", "I believe capitalism will put a massive and growing profit incentive on fixing the climate and it will be global full force like facing a pandemic but sadly we haven’t gotten there yet. When questioning climate change is figuratively like yelling fire in a theater certain media voices will STFU and then folks might accept it’s happening and the govt will be able to put real money into solutions", "Riiiigggsssd", "I'm frightened of the coremind...", "When you're always negative and something works out that is out of your control... boom miracle. Then they'll make a new religion out of it.", "You guys clearly never heard of the Triaxial metadatacapacitor….", "prompt says Dave Johnson\n\n“I’m here with dr dinged drungel”", "I get my predictions ONLY from an octopus in the Himalayas. \n\nIt said the world will end in 10 minutes.", "Hail Zorp", "The Wheel Weaves as it Wills", "[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/Ac7G7xOG2Ag)", "Mike is that you? Someone give Rich his pills", "You got to respect the aggressive triple marking of the numbers delineating them from the phrases that follow in that four part list (#, closed parenthesis, colon)", "Why not tomorrow?", "The study is concerned with dwindling global resources. The internet and the end of South African apartheid don’t affect that.\n\nThe world has a finite carrying capacity.", "Can tie up some loose strings before then...", "I hear Australian Gomer Pyle", "Can food and shotguns. Got it.", "Why does adaptation have to be physiological?", "Fear mongering is fun for everyone!", "Yoo, trust me internet person, block out all the doomposts, it's all just a massive click farm. Do what you can to help out with things like climate change and the such and go on with life, \n\nYou'll definitely live a better one without these posts than with", "Can someone save me a click and tell me when they say \"society\" do they just mean America?", "Everyone knows that 5g only gives you slightly better connectivity compared to 4g that you literally will never notice unless you have an $800 phone, hd display and 20/20 vision. 4g is solid af. I hope everyone in the world can have access to it.\n\nAlso, it makes you want to vote for robot obama. All heil 5g robot obama.", "Not Harri Sheldon at it again 🤦‍♂️", "I read the beginning of the first one and it was really good but the character names got confusing. Did you read the whole thing? Are they good throughout?", "honestly we will probably have just abandoned earth for something else if we survive that long", "Excited about murder but too tender to not censor the word?", "Will we come up with crisis averting technology every time? Just because it has happened doesn't mean it will continue to happen. It only takes one slip up.", "April 23rd, 2036\n\nMy final prediction. I'm sorry for all those who will die when I am right.", "Not universally, no. But that's not what I was getting at, at all. I was taking issue with the assertion that the 'doomsaying' is just a \"scapegoat for people going nowhere in life\"... Do you think these two separate teams of researchers (including tenured faculty) at two of America's most prestigious (and well-funded) universities are 'going nowhere in life'? Do you think they are just bitter about their lot in life, these people working at MIT and Harvard, so they publish this out of cynicism and misanthropy? Whatever you might think of the validity of the research or the institutions, I find it hard to believe that is an accurate assessment of these researchers' motivations...", "Saw the picture of the video and thought it could be a new Fallout or Metro game. I got excited for a moment there.", "Pog", "There is a theory that says we will never find other planets with life and they will never find us because civilizations will always destroy themselves before they can invent the technology to travel light years away", "Easier would be to create a geosynchronous shield that shades a decent portion of earth or at least lessens the radiation hitting earth.", "The words “Freedom” and “Science” are both dangerous tools used against a population that doesn’t fully understand either.", "Cue sax and/or guitar.", "It's a bad season for apples.", "Part of me is just like \"bring it on!\" 😒", "Wait I'm Brandon. What am I doing?", "No, instead you get one of the literal thousands of diseases that have been almost completely eliminated by modern medicine. If you think that people in the past were somehow less susceptible to disease because they didn’t have those specific three, I honestly don’t know what to tell you.", "What a dumb video. Even the idea of comparing an extremely wealthy 15th century aristocrat as being worse off than a person in a moderately nice flat is absurd. Which person out of the two has to work a soul crushing job, no time for hobbies, and maybe a show or two before the next day?", "Pringle Bruleé is the best dessert", "Well let us not be too hasty now.", "We're all gonna die, but first, learn to speak Australian", "Great. I will never retire.", "Don't be weird.", "Sounds about right.", "https://web.archive.org/web/20160805020812/http:/pqasb.pqarchiver.com/washingtonpost_historical/doc/148085303.html?FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:AI&type=historic&date=html+%2C+&author=By+Victor+Cohn%7C%7C%7C%7C%7C%7CWashington+Post+Staff+Writer&pub=The+Washington+Post%2C+Times+Herald++%281959-1973%29&desc=U.S.+Scientist+Sees+New+Ice+Age+Coming&pqatl=top_retrieves\n\n\nScientists have been wrong about this countless times", "MIT also cant run a children's coding website worth a damn", "While this may actually be bad economic analysis, that subreddit is a dumpster fire of neoliberal and just straight up reactionary politics and bad faith interpretations of leftist ideological positions.", "Dooooommm doooooom", "Adapting looks like growing body hair to combat cold weather.\n\nChanging the environment around us looks like chopping down trees to make shelter, burning the remains to make fire, and killing wildlife to make fur coats", "2044", "Trick about these breakthroughs is they do have to actually happen. Nothing says they will except wisdom. Just gotta keep a little hope as without it we’ve got nothing", "Everyone knows you use Brawndo to make ice, not that water stuff from the toilet!", "Sure. I'm just pointing out that there are often ways to predict complex systems, even chaotic ones, and just because you don't see how it doesn't mean it's not possible.", "Ok, but is there a way we can swing this so a few people make a shitload of money off of it? Because humanity defines that as a win.", "It’s why Elon Musk and SpaceX are moving like all of humanity depends on them. Because it very well might.", "Yeah, wow. That is intolerable.", "The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.", "I googled translunar wheezy farms and literally nothing came up besides a definition of translunar. So I moved on too.", "Ah, a nice little bit of light reading before bed.", "First rule of broat safety is to stay in the broat.", "Fuck! I’ll be a seasoned citizen but then again I won’t give a fuck and go out on my terms. LoL", "Which one?", "I bet they predicted 2012 as well", "Sadly true. I have no plans to ever retire, but not because I don't want to.", "Haha as if I needed anything else to add to my existential dread", "Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's 'cause you make 'em out of water, ya stupid bimbo!\n\nPut some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes- put THAT in your milk.\n\nFor your health.", "What the fuck is the point of your post? \n\nYou said \"people don't trust scientists and the government for good reason\" and you rant about this stupid shit? \n\nDid the vaccine make you magnetic?", "Eh, taking this one with a grain of salt. We will be out of oil in 1995 too.", "Oh, I read somewhere that in twenty years more or less this human experiment will reach its violent end", "To be fair, so does Unlearning Economics, a leftist economics Youtuber currently getting a postgraduate economics degree from Cambridge. It's almost like any overt criticism of capitalism ends up there. Because it's a conservative sub.", "Sounds like the Australian Forrest Gump", "Vocal fry.", "Hari Seldon over here...", "If you're a main character, the only way to be promoted is to kill all the other main characters to become the* main character. But you all have plot armor, preventing any definitive action. Is being a main character a dead end job?", "Society collapse =/= end of humanity. Sumeria collapsed, Babylon is ruins, Rome is gone, so on amd so forth. Hard times might be coming but humanity ain't going anywhere, wether we like it or not.", "Yea but what do they know", "I googled the topsoil and Google brought me back here. I have been had.", "I think we just desperately want to be put out of our misery", "My thermodynamics professor stated that there was no such thing as an efficient panametric fam back in 1984 due to the Boltzmann constant.", "Always has been", "That's bro-down, not Brandon", "[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/vtCCu4w.png)\n\n^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot", "But what will we do when we run out of oil!? It’s not like we can produce power renewably.", "Murica's at least.", "I knew his dad before the kid was even an idea. Back then, his dad just called him, \"Imma get that woman.\"", "Thank god, this is getting annoying", "Your reddit name is terrible. Why? Stop...\n\nIf you wish to have a name such as yours...don't be an asshole too. Just be cool bro. We all chillin here. Just vibe and be chill.", "Your name is weird.", "What kind of seasoning?", "Omg I think I know the voice before I even watch the vid...brb\n\nNope different guy, same speech pattern tho lol", "Specifically the one where the find out warp drives are tearing the universe apart.", "I somehow do not think that scolding China will solve the global emissions problem.", "Party like it's 2039", "But we only abandoned it because we destroyed it.", "I know...", "Two years ago I'd say \"no way\".", "Don't spread disinformation. That ain't \"chill.\"", "That video was also 15 min longer than it needed to be.", "I'M MAKING GRAAAVVY", "It was this or 'CarlosSpicyWeiner\"....", "Sweet", "Yeah instead we get smallpox, rubella, measles, mumps, polio, the black plague\n\nYou know, all the fun diseases", "Society will probably be restructured. Obviously just a prediction, but the most powerful people and entities will have the resources to establish a new status quo depending on circumstances in the future. We might see corporations get even more rights. Some corporations might find themselves in the perfect place, like being able to provide revolutionary food production methods or something else that gives them power equal to a nation. Individual lives might matter less, or higher classes of people that can remain disease free or in habitable places. I can’t speak for what year it will happen in, but the population can only increase for and put pressure on our natural resources for so long before we’re forced to adapt or adjust in some way. The question is who will have the power and resources to provide the “way” we adapt.", "LOL this is exactly the type of stupid post redditors eat up. Clever with zero substance.\n\nPredicting the future of humanity has countless, near infinite, trillions upon trillions of factors.\n\nThe behavior of molecules has been modeled and predicted for centuries.", "I'm from the same country and he's definitely doing this on purpose. Likely in an effort to sound more professional/authoritative? I'm tipping huge nerd.", "Google Dr. Steve Brule", ">hydrocoptic marzelvanes\n\nEvery time, chefs kiss", "I've listened to the audiobooks of nearly every Asimov story in existence. He's my favorite author, so my opinion is heavily biased. I would definitely recommend the Foundation novels though. It's the inspiration for so many other sci-fi series, and they just finished season 1 of a show on AppleTV.", "Even against all the odd, humanity survived. However, even a broken doomsday clock doesn't need to be right more than once... ever.", "That's rather optimistic.", "This is such a \"tide goes in\" comment. Just because you don't understand how stocks work doesn't mean that data scientists don't understand computer simulation results", "Why?", "You saw translunar wheezy farms and thought \"Wow I need to read up on that.\"\n\nHoly shit I'm dying hahaha.", "Did you watch the video? Seems not.", "That doesn’t mean the correlation isn’t potentially useful. Moore’s Law is similar… when it was originally said obviously there was no way of knowing whether the pace of chip innovation would increase or decrease. And maybe in some ways it was a self-fulfilling prophecy but ultimately it’s mostly been accurate over quite a long time despite all sorts of massive setbacks and massive innovations.\n\nI’m not defending this particular doomsday prediction but there’s this pervasive idea recently that when any statistical prediction is made (eg climate change, election or sporting odds, etc) it either must come true or the entire premise is bullshit because x thing didn’t happen at y point in time. We should mandate some disclaimers on predictions for the smooth brains who don’t understand they’re never a certainty", "I hate it.", "Doubt it", "Whatever bro. 4g is pretty solid though. Unless you have the hd functionality I doubt you will even notice. 4G does 1080p pretty easily on a solid network.\n\n5g is 4 the 4k gigantic screen phones and tablets and using your device as a wifi hub.", "Part of the reason you see so much doom in your scrolling is because of a lack of action. This is constantly drawing public attention to the issues which is necessary. Especially when a significant portion of populations around the world have been programmed to deny all of it.", "I was looking for this reference have your upvote", "Isn't there a whole field of study that implies that if you zoom out far enough you can predict trends in human society as a whole.", "Why not?", "And entering too!", "I think you need to draw these conclusions by looking at factors that drive certain outcomes.\n\nFor example, he described innovation as a constant factor that continues to improve. The innovation is unspecific, but you can draw a conclusion that innovation can increase production, increase efficiencies, decrease waste etc. You can then apply a weight on this factor and the rate of increase / decrease and drive certain variables or outcomes from it.\n\nThis doesn't fully answer your question, but the model is really a framework built on some realistic type of assumptions that have various outcomes.", "As the world burns and floods.\nIf only the shrugging could put the fires out.", "That narrator's accent makes it tougher than it needs to be to understand.", "Ahh yes. Harbarely batteries.", "Even when it has collapsed, it's always been localized. I don't see why now would be terribly different. Some places will come out of it better than they went in.", "And yet I have friends that want to have even more children", "Have they finally figure out the math behind psychohistory?", "estaré re viejo pàra el 2040", "Good thing i have that cast iron tub and bomb blanket next to me!", "Yes, I love the content but eventually had to unsubscribe from his channel a few months ago, it's way too annoying to me.", "So we'll just have to go beyond that far earlier. I don't see why the entire world's knowledge base will vanish beyond accessibility in this scenario.", "Time to pull a FC5 and build a bunker underground.", "Probably from Melbourne or maybe Adelaide", "The great thing about nuclear waste is that its small and can all be moved with a few train carts compared to the millions and millions of tons of carbon floating in the air.", "Molecular excitement isn't exactly a complex system, it's basic physics.", "And yet we know to the tenth of a degree the amount of global warming we'll have in 50 years.", "Sounds like my government alright", "When he got to talking about the optimistic solutions in that dire situations are the mother of innovation I knew he was really pulling at straws to be optimistic. That's especially true given these models didn't even account for the climate crisis.\n\nImagine knowing the world was heading on a completely unsustainable trajectory and doing nothing about it. I blame capitalism personally as the most causal force on humanity so it's most responsible but others can think for themselves.", "Which explains the odd 19 year warranty on the MyPillow pillows. See he knows things!", ">What does the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common???\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>\n>They both circle Uranus looking for kling-ons? My favorite joke since 1971.\n\nThis is so fucking funny to me", "Thank you MIT", "You are now friends with every reporter discussing a disturbing news story", "They nailed him to a tree for saying we should all just be nice to each other for a change.", "Got kind of disinterested quickly when the video got mired in Pinker-ish New Optimism, glad it could turn around though and actually talk about the topic.", "Pretty sure the last Jedi died in Utah like 3 years ago.", "So your cups of water are less interesting than other cups of water?", "He wasn’t trying to infer that they are similar. He was illustrating how just because you can’t predict a smaller component that it doesn’t mean you can’t make predictions about the larger sum of the components", "Ok, I'll restart it. Thanks.", "Except new tech makes resources obsolete or in become high demand, like lithium is now.", "Thanks for pointing me to a better economics yt channel. Cheers!", "Naught why?", "No no, that's 2077.", "By society they mean the whole world? Or just USA?", "any predictions about the future wont happen its always like that 2040 will be fine.", "These predictions are no different from those evangelicals making end of the world date predictions.", "I’m pretty sure it’s a lot different this time around considering all the technology at our disposal, including computers. Society changed drastically within the span of a few decades and we are living in a time that allows us to predict events with uncanny accuracy, unlike any other point in time. Equating a 20 year span prediction from MIT in 2021 with all of the incredible resources at their hands to other times in history seems like a fallacy.", "Climate change is a global problem, but for America, we will collapse on our own accord. The division is insane, cost of living is rapidly becoming prohibitively expensive, wages are stagnant and haven't increased much in decades, trucker shortage/supply chain issues(also a global one, but I mean in so far as how it affects America), completely broken government, oligarchy disguised as a constitutional republic.\n\nAmerica will hit a breaking point sooner than 2040 at our current rate.", "53 is like barely 2/3 the average lifespan lmao", "There's so many narrators like that on Youtube, too. It's awful.", "Promises promises", "hooray for blue space aliens! (boo to the red space aliens)", "So optimistic. I would have thought much sooner.", "At the same time, the mere fact that they're predicting doom does not invalidate the very serious concerns that prompted them to do so. We've survived problems in the past not because those problems were all fictional, but because we all actively, collectively worked to solve them. We're once again facing very serious problems that are unique in human history, and while I'm confident we have the power to stop them, we all need to decide that we're going to do so.", "The video addresses most of your concerns. They dont predict specific technologies, they predict technological growth in general increasing our ability to feed people.", "Is it?", "I’ve heard about that topsoil. To my understanding, it’s what plants crave.", "I couldn't watch this for more than five minutes before his way of speaking drove me insaaaaanee.", "There's nothing SpaceX can do in the next few hundred/thousand years that would make it possible to save humanity(assuming we are in fact doomed on Earth). I'm all for investing in space innovation, but until you can terraform another planet humanity will be entirely dependent on Earth. There's no other place in the solar system more habitable than here no matter how fucked up it gets in the next 19 years.", "Whelp, time to start Seldon's Foundation.", "Ah yes, when the zoomers become boomers", "Why use historical civilizations as a model for total collapse as a warning as if they totally disappeared and we began from nothing. When in reality humanity just adapts and perseveres.", "The lightly crusted kind by 2040", "Lol you son of a bitch, you almost had me", "Also, if I recall correctly, the augments mention other factors like the Romulans joining the war effort, and an anti-Dominion insurgency on Cardassia popping off, but they don't account for all of those things basically happening simultaneously.", "Sadge we don't even get to fight over it on hovercraft 2 years later.", "Said the past 100 million doomsayers over the course of human history.", "ooofff... my 8 year old just developed a similar type of speech impediment where he adds another syllable or inflection at the end of certain words and no matter what I do I can't break him of it. I never thought I would hear another person speak that way, I was really surprised actually. I'm just hoping its a phase and that he'll grow out of it.", "innovators are out there and things may change. that's our best hope, that investment models will change to favor sustainability and that it will become scalable enough soon. and that the best and/or biggest companies adapt these values. I'm seeing some change but I think you are right about unchecked capitalism the system is imbalanced now. We need more measures and a shift of wealth, and some luck in innovation... we might be able to escape our fate. But most likely not with the power structure and the corrupting power of money. At the moment we seem absolutely doomed, but we've been for decades really", "I'm withholding them until he does the Picard season 2 re:View.", "I like how you're taking the piss and nobody fucking realizes it.", "Furorelf!", "Statistical Probabilities from DS9.\n\nWhere Bashir and the genetically enhanced patients predict that the Federation can't possibly win and suggest surrendering.", "Yeah there have been countless such predictions throughout human history. Made by some of the greatest minds at the time and so far none have come true. Why is this one any more likely to come true?", "Let X be the number of years global leadership postpones meaningful action", "Yes but lifespan doesn't mean you body doesn't break down earlier and there are plenty of people on their 50s in terrible shape.", "My question was rhetorical. I'm aware of the definitions of the terms, my point was the semantic argument is moot.", "Wait, are talking American society or world?", "The other mistake people make is seeing the non-linear history of technological development as a real phenomenon rather that an artifact of how we view history.\n\nFor example, we measure \"significant\" events in history such as the printing press, mass production news press, teletype, laser printer, and electronic publishing (just to look at one industry) and we see exponential growth. But that's not what's actually happening. If you were to ask someone in 1800 about the progression of the same industry, they would have seen it as logarithmic from their point of view because all of the improvements in their time period would seem independently significant.\n\nThe reality is that this is just how we make sense of history. We simplify the past proportionally to how distant from us it happens to be. So we end up with a past that seems to change very little for hundreds or thousands of years and then rapidly accelerate as it nears us.\n\nTechnological progress is advancing rapidly, but it always has been. We just no longer think of the printing press invented by Gutenberg as being all that different from its successor that made some major advancement in the state of the art and we lump them together.", "For real, though…a room temperature superconductor would be a game changer.", "So....Foundation?", "Exactly what came to mind.", "Thing is....a lot of new shit comes out of MIT itself lol", "We’ll enter a new timeline before that happens and they’ll make this into a movie like “2012” and etc", "That's the fucking point. Not enough is being done. We can't give you good news before there is any. Right now we are fucked and our children are double fucked and theres no real good news on that front right now.", "Yeah, this is something I do think is plausible. Not that I particularly think we’ll last another couple centuries, but if we were to survive that long there’s no way we wouldn’t have made literally unthinkable tech advancements.", "That why I hover", "worse. lil waynes", "2077. Its not an end of the world. But they stop caring about the US 1980s and 1990s.", "This guy finishes his sentences like a Australian Forrest Gump", "The concept of excitement is understood, but predicting many aspects of it is still nigh impossible and will be until we develop better tech like quantum computing.\n\nLook up the double pendulum if you don’t already know about it. Just after like 3 swings it’s impossible to accurately predict where the bottom of the pendulum will be. It seems like it should be easy but it isn’t.", "\nWhat are those things?", "Same thought here old timer. I think we're fucked.", "MIT = Made In Taiwan\n-69.420.000 social credits lost 😡", "You guys are fuckin' weird. First day of societal collapse, I'm coming to your house!", "fuck me for reading the comments while watching this and now I can't unhear it.", "He’s definitely dumbing it down. We understand the concept but we cannot predict anything ourselves yet.", "Nah, if we’re talking that far into the future we’d likely have solved global warming and pollution", "Sisko and Bajor had literal, in-universe plot armor, basically. The prophets / wormhole aliens saw their future and knew they were important because they exist outside time", "i feel like its a youtube thing... so many youtubers do this shit", "Username checks out.", "That long, eh?", "Nice, they have the [doomsday argument](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argument) on the list. tl;dr: \"Anatomically modern humans have been around for about 100,000 years, so chances are we'll make it another 100,000 or so.\"", "Redditors aren't alarmist because they want to raise awareness. They're alarmist so they have an excuse to feel smug without actually having to achieve anything.", "gæt", "The bad aliens are from the other side of the galaxy, only accessible through a wormhole made by some aliens that exist outside of time. they basically live in the 4th dimension like we live in the 3rd. These aliens consider the main character to be very important for mysterious time being reasons. So when he asks them to get rid of the bad aliens they do it", "!Remind Me 217 months", "Thanks", "People might try harder as a society if the news cycle included more coverage of what's being done instead of how bad it could be. \n\nBut that's not profitable.", "my thought exactly", "It was more of a Boo grey-blue & yay taupe", "Well, fuck.", "Right. We currently have NO plan to remedy this but all people can worry about is whether men and marry men and abortions. It hurts my brain to try to understand how people misplace their priorities.", "It isn't moot though. Adaption implies that there is no cost. But there is a cost to human \"adaption\". Shrugging and saying \"humanity adapts\" is the short form way of saying \"our children will have to deal with the consequences of our destruction, not us\". Using the correct words to convey the reality of the situation is important.", "Lmao. It’s why I turned it off", "Lol. Who is this group that isn't consuming resources? Get off your high horse.", "> literal thousands of diseases that have been almost completely eliminated by modern medicine\n\nLol. The internet in general has a far too dismal view of the past. Old Adams and Jefferson lived into their 80s and 90s somehow. And if being rich was that privilege, well, this thread started out with talking about living in Louis XIV's palace. It wasn't squalor.\n\nHell, even Massasoit lived until 80. So did Roger Williams, who met him. There's a Thanksgiving story for you. And that was far more backwoods bullshit than Versailles.", "Ya if society collapses in 2040 I'll be in my mid 50s and that doesn't sound fun. Why can't it happen when I'm still able bodied", "Keep that Welshman away from the jet!", "I have no functional understanding whatsoever of what exactly a \"Translunar wheezy farm\" might be, but it evokes images of gardening in a cozy space suit, harvesting martian fruit and giant flowers on an 'ever- revolving so as to remain on the sunny side of the moon' platform. And i like it.", "We are a volatile species with a piss poor record of treating each other with violence and bigotry. We prey on our own weak and we murder each other sometimes for the stupidest reasons. My God is better than yours, my country is the greatest, I have more than you do, he said she said, you are uglier than me, you are different! Need I go on? If we cannot control ourselves, why are we in control of so much? We do not deserve to be a lead species if we can't even accept each other's differences. Collapse will occur if we do not change soon!", "Sometimes I watch through all the top tier stuff of a subject on YouTube, then start getting in the B and C tiers vids. The lower tier vids often have wierd speech stuff like this that can be very annoying.", "Pew pew! 👉✨", "I don’t think you know how averages work. Yes, some people in the past lived into their 80s, 90s, and beyond. But that doesn’t mean that it was common, or that huge numbers of the population died of diseases that are now preventable through modern medicine. There’s a reason life expectancy now is decades higher than it was in the 1800s.", "Nerds", "You mean...Tim has predicted that society will collapse in 2040...*I'M ONTO YOU NOT ILLUMINATI", "Very grating.\n\nAlso the fact that he goes on and on about nothing doesn't help.", "There is a likely answer: Artificial Intelligence. We'll likely have the first AI before 2035. Basically, if we survive creating an AI that's even semi-altruistic toward humans, it will create what needs to be created to make sure humanity survives. We all die if we fail to do this. Or maybe Apophis will hit Earth or the Yellowstone Caldera will blow. Who knows.", "I got skeptical at Translunar wheezy farms, but Topsoil Brandonification sold it!!!", "NOW THAT YOU'VE POINTED IT OUT I CAN'T UNHEAR IT AND IT BOTHERS THE SHIT OUT OF ME.", "First law of economics.\n\nFor every economist there exist and equal and opposite economist.", "I have five of broats...", "The biggest hurdle being the capitalist class itself. We currently have two classes of society that have opposing motives, and the class with power is the class that's preventing action. If we expect real lasting change, this has* to be tackled first. Otherwise, anything we do will be undone in short time.\n\nBut do I have a specific plan? Sadly not. I'm just as useless as the rest of us.", "My fav.", "What are each of these and how will they change things?", "The entire point of this study is that so far we have been following one of the predicted paths with terrifying accuracy. That's not to say we are doomed it's just to say that we can't keep doing what we are doing.", "Knowing this takes great humility, which is not rewarded, especially not today and especially not with the expert classes", "Who’s society tho? Plenty of areas will do a good job avoiding everything short of a nuclear Holocaust", "First-past-the-ranked-post got a good chuckle out of me. Well played.", "A lot easier to say \"this shit is fucked up\" than \"here's how we fix this fucked up shit\" because you're going to have every goddamn right wing dipshit screaming about taxes or too much government or communism vs capitalism or something l and every left wing dipshit will be screaming that it's not enough and we need to spend more money on whatever is proposed and need everyone on earth to start right now.", "Thank goodness I’ll be dead from cancer by then.", "This was a hypothetical about living in the King of France's palace. It's not about averages. It's about living wealthy in a giant open-air palace with the best plumbing and water and food the world had to offer at the time. Life expectancy was lower primarily because of infant mortality.", "Holy hell you weren't kiddiiiiing.", "That’s optimistic. The 20’s are going to be a shit show.", "Apologies but I just disagree that it isn't going to happen given that I'm converting and working with companies that are focused on sustainability. Until last week I would've agreed with you, but I've been exposed to a lot going on in this realm. I'm not extremely hopeful overall but I do believe now there may be chances to innovate our way out of some of these issues. We obviously need a massive social overhaul that isn't going to happen. We're barreling toward Idiocracy already", "I am watching the end of democracy in the USA happen right before my eyes. I would never have predicted any of this at all. \n\nWe now have a situation where for most people in the country their vote doesn't matter at all. The most recent round of gerrymandering has made this even worse. The supreme court seems to show no interest whatsoever in the individual dignity and freedom of human beings and is keenly interested in increasing the power of the corporations and the police at every opportunity. Long held norms of our country have been dashed aside and it's a free for all feeding frenzy or the oligarchs trying to get as much as they can for themselves and securing their future in boltholes in far off nations and islands for when global warming and violent revolutions eventually erupt.\n\nAll this happened within a couple of decades.\n\n>How would they have foreseen nitrate fertilization to increase crop yields when they didn't even know nitrates existed?\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/nitrogen-fertilizer-shortage-threatens-cut-global-crop-yields-cf-industries-2021-11-04/\n\nNothing we invent or discover is being used sustainably. It's all being depleted as fast as it's being discovered.", "It doesn't they are choosing which definition they want. You adapt in a multitude of ways. Some of those are either by evolution which is just positive mutation, or by changing your surroundings. \n\nWhat they are dancing around is that society as a whole, all these nations, all these people, the way we live now. Is going to drastically change as we destroy our livable areas of the world. No one really knows what will happen but 7 billion humans living in a society won't and can't adapt to the changes we are helping our planet evolve to. Our species most likely survives, but our way of life, our society is gonna get set back for a long while. As individuals we will adapt, but as a whole it's gonna be rough.", "Sounds like an Australian Forrest Gump.\n\n Damn it someone already said the exact same thing.", "Here’s a better version of this video. \n\n[Collapse: The only realistic scenario?](https://youtu.be/qPb_0JZ6-Rc)", "It was a group of particular students at MIT. It's not like universities meet as a body and issue statements on behalf of the whole institution.", "this dude passes over the most wealthy people in the whole world...lol. The Rockefellers own the gold...which is what money is backed on. America as we know it is coming to an end but it's on the terms of the Rockefellers terms. Don't get it twisted fellow peasants.", "Yes, because Weyoun was certain that any resistance would start on Earth, and it would be necessary to prevent that by exterminating its entire population in the very beginning. Dukat was against this, preferring to make them all worship him and was only willing to exterminate them if they refused. Weyoun found this amusingly petty of him.", "Even if they turn out to happen to have been right (!remindme 19 years), pretending you can call the end of the world 18 years ahead of time is pretty stupid.", "Gotta watch on 2x speed", "Your comment is definitely true, but at the same time technology has just exploded in the last century and a half, in thousands of different fields.", "Lol how American of all these comments. You are aware there is more than one accent in the world yes?", "50s is able bodied.", "Before I quit my full time job id pray to be involved in some sort of major car accident. Just enough to get me a week off. I can empathise with your statement.", "Very low likelihood of every single one of our most important non-renewable resources being made obsolete within the next 10-20 years.\n\nAlso [take a look at the methodology of the original study.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limits_to_Growth#Methodology)", "Louis XIII died of tuberculosis at 41. \n\nAlso the thing about life expectancy is not true. Infant mortality has improved the most, but [life expectancy at every age ](https://ourworldindata.org/its-not-just-about-child-mortality-life-expectancy-improved-at-all-ages) has increased dramatically since the 1800s.", "Ok Thanos", "Desktop version of /u/ThatOneGuy4321's link: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Limits_to_Growth#Methodology>\n\n --- \n\n ^([)[^(opt out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiMobileLinkBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^(]) ^(Beep Boop. Downvote to delete)", "1.) Go to college.\n2.) Get a career that allows you to work from home in a field that will always be in demand.\n3.) Buy a large plot of land far from any major cities.\n4.) Build a house under a geodesic dome, that is air tight. \n5.) Make your house self sufficient, solar panels, second geodesic dome with high oxygen producing plants, rain catchers and water purifiers.\n6.) Self sustaining food sources.\n7.) Get satellite internet; starlink, etc.\n8.) Watch the world burn from the comfort of your capsule.", "When you see a huge amount of people, hundreds or more at a time, deciding that flash robbing stores is ok and it's happening all around, you know that society's collapse has already started a long time ago.", "What are these things? Why are these things going to change our future?", "In 2040, I'll be in the tail end of my prime. It would be sad, but by then I should have lived a good life.\n\nMeanwhile my daughter will be 22. My unborn child will be 18. These groups will suffer immensely and my heart hurts for them.", "The smartest person in the world can't come up with a list of things they don't know.", "Except this is based on a 1,000,000X better understanding of economics, physics, biology, chemistry, medicine, etc. as well as billions of times more processing power to crunch more possibilities more thoroughly. Comparing MIT models to Seventh Day Adventists is beyond unfair.", "skill share pulled a hell of a commercial", "Thank god someone else noticed this because it's driving me nuts. No way this is an accent. He's moaning the end of the word at the end of every sentence.", "Earthquakes?", "There is a reason, and that is the fact that we are already experiencing it and not reversing anything. Reversing climate change would take a monumental about of resources and power. Humanity has never done that level of compromise between nations. So there's just no reason to think it's going to happen, let alone can happen. What's far more likely is that millions will begin dying off from any number of problems in a decade, then quickly a world wide human civilization will be unfeasible. Then it will be surviving where we can and those next few decades will be all the war and deaths of billions. \n\nHumanity won't likely perish but the pure number of people will drastically drop.", "I predict it to be sooner. Like 2016 and then again in 2019/2020", "And Luke Letlow won his Louisiana campaign for US Congress last November, and then died of Covid in December at 41 before he could even take his seat. Shit happens. Louis XIV reigned for 72 years. Point is generally healthy people in their 40s weren't dropping like flies either way. But disease can still get you. In fact, last I checked, US life expectancy peaked around 2014. It's not a one-way street.", "I thought how bad could it be, but holy shit it's so annoying.", "Headlines like this always kinda spook me but with a mix of comments of people either cracking jokes at the vid, slagging off its production, the one guy making a good point to the contrary brings me back down to the reality that we are a petulantly stubborn bunch and aint likely going anywhere", "Like Jeremy Clarkson, also David Attenborough", "no starbucks", "Economists can't even predict when the stock market will crash yet here's one trying to tell me that society may collapse in 2040. Okay Karen", "> massive (~2x) increase in pollution, which does not seem credible\n\nNot even considering the extremely rapid urbanization of the African continent? Cause, I could see that getting us there", "I'd suggest taking your sick days in the meantime.", "Maybe Impossible Foods will perfect fake meat and we’ll all be ok.", "Not soon enough.", ">First-past-the-ranked-post voting\n\nNow that's just plain science fiction", "> Dynaflex batteries\n\nwhat's this?", "Where am I supposed to get a blowjob?", "No. It most certainly does not imply that.", "> How would they have foreseen nitrate fertilization to increase crop yields when they didn't even know nitrates existed? How could they have foreseen global internet connectivity when they didn't even know what an electronic computer was?\n\n\nHow in the hell did you get 4700 upvotes spouting complete and utter nonsense? The agricultural revolution has lead to a devastating population increase, soil degradation, and fossil fuel consumption.\n\nThe internet, at the very least, through Facebook, has destroyed American democracy. Destabilizing the West.\n\nYou argued in support of the accuracy of this study, yet managed to get upvoted on the perception that you were not..\n\n\nbtw: Not a single one of those predictions listed is based on hard Physics & Mathematics. This one is.", "Again. Averages. Do you know what they are? Yes, people die young today, but on average, they did it far more often back in the 1800s, frequently due to diseases that we can now treat. To compare the US’ life expectancy (currently in the high 70s) to the life expectancy of 1800s France (~35) is just dumb. (And no, it’s not just improvements in infant mortality. Go look at the other graph).", "Isn't the societal collapse the absolute worst case scenario? If we continue making new technologies in response to new issues that come up, won't that postpone the collapse?", "From my understanding Brawndo is still mostly water with nutrients plant require for photosynthesis. So it will be easy to consider it as a replacement in the coming years, once pure water is out of the equation completely then Brawndo can start taking over supermarkets and pushing there own products out at an exorbitant rate allowing for the justification through demand of changing the less popular farm lands like rice, wheat and barley over to sugar cane and salt mines. Increasing the availability they have to make their product even more enjoyed by the masses in all aspects of life. Its really groundbreaking stuff and I think we should start putting all of our efforts into making the transition from water to Brawndo as smooth as possible.\n\nEdit: Early studies have shown that water will still be necessary for hygiene at least at first, especially in the consideration of draining fecal matter through our restroom receptacles, so that might be enough to keep big water industries in small demand, but not so much so that they can continue to dictate the rest of society.", "I legit have no idea what any of these words mean and I’m just over here hoping people smarter than me have our species’ future well in hand.", "same", "You can come over Kyle if you want", "/r/ClimateActionPlan and /r/ClimateOffensive are two great resources if you’d like to be motivated and helped to become involved without being surrounded in defeatism and pessimism.", "This is actually what starts the collapse.", "You dun been wooshed.", "Move to an area with low seismic activity and low incident of tornadoes. Pacific Northwest is a great example.", "Yes. I know what averages are. You ever get a bunch of zeroes in a class? What does that do to your average? Hence infant mortality. Healthy 30-somethings weren't just dropping dead left and right.\n\nOh, yeah, and I'm talking about hypothetically living in a far above-average environment. But you keep ignoring that for whatever reason.", "\\US society", "My sweet angel, thank you for this.", "How much attention would this have gotten if it wasn't from a name-brand university?", "Earwig and the Witch, yo.", "Throw in a healthy portion of Uncle Fucka and we've found our guy", "His way of speaking is highly annoying. The little upturn at the end of every sentence coupled with his weird way of rolling his tongue around his words and making them all round... I couldn't keep watching.", "Just because a model is simpler doesn't mean it's always inferior to more complex models.", "Just in time for my mid-life crisis; nothing like an apocalypse to make you feel young again!", "Aint enough resources to be on earth THAT long", "I’m scared", "If humanity ever gets even remotely close to that time period, it's pretty fair to say that we would figure out interstellar travel (not warp, just interstellar- just a high enough fraction of C, resources to terraform a planet, and a generational ship most likely) and another suitable planet pretty fucking quickly. \n\nWe have all the pieces to make it happen, we just need an economic incentive to do so.", "Yes it was me, MIT, the university. I make predictions.", "Yeah, you're right, I got overzealous with how I phrased that.\n\nAdaption is the act of changing yourself to better fit your surroundings. That's certainly not free, but the cost isn't paid by your surroundings.\n\nHuman \"adaption\" is the act of changing your surroundings to make yourself more comfortable. In that case, at least some of the cost is paid by your surroundings.", ", zs", "It's one thing to say there will always be an anticipation to doom, but does the advent of Machine learning in AI not represent a fundamental difference in historical predictions to the ones of late?", "As an Australian he actually sounds like he got a slight Kiwi tinge to his speech. It's very Australian but also something else.\n\nI'd say Kiwi or YouTube", "Right, but they're still making the allusion that calculating the time the world breaks is, from a baseline standpoint, easy.", "Learn to Swim.", "Oh boy, oh boy, I can't wait!", ">EDIT: Guys, astronomers with their clusters of supercomputers and millions of CPU cores can't predict where an asteroid orbiting the sun will end up in more than 10 years. Even though they know the underlying physics which is quite simple compared to the mechanisms behind economics, sociology or politics. Yet, you think that an economist from 1970s would be able to predict something 70 years in the future on a computer with the power of a calculator?\n\nDude, physicists can't tell you where the exact position and momenun of any given molecule in a liquid will be. Yet, we can measure it's temperature very easily. \n\nYour reasoning is dumb. Complexity and power has no bearing on what can and cannot be predicted or outlined.", "At the same time, we cannot count* on the unforeseen to save us. Taking the smartest action possible with current information is still the correct thing to do, rather than throwing up our hands and trusting in miracles.", "Hit the gym. Learn to grow food. Move away from the city ...\n\nEdited to fix errors made after 24 hour, 3 timezones day.", "Okay, here’s a fun game. Go to Louis XIV’s Wikipedia page (who, it should be noted, died of gangrene at 76 after dealing with painful & debilitating health conditions for decades) go to the contemporaries section at the top and see how many of them died in their 50s and 60s from preventable illnesses. (Including of course, his son who died of smallpox at 64 and his grandson who had his head chopped off at 38). That’s not exactly a great track record. On average, that’s an expectancy of 59 for kings of France at Versailles, which, mind you, is about 20 years less than the current American average.", "what does the words mean? not grok", "He literally weaponized his plot armor. Wow.", "Long long before that we'll have trillions of humans on millions of planets presuming we make it that far. The overwhelming majority of people will only know Earth from history books as the original home but never even visit. And that's being optimistic. More likely most people won't have even heard of it. That's a really really really REALLY long time from now. Longer than recorded history up to this point by several orders of magnitude. It'd be like you knowing the street your family lived on in 3000 BC. But times a few thousand. Insanely long amount of time.", "Just realized he’d be a fucking goner if he stood up to wipe.", "I think this is right in the sense that technology can be viewed as numerous small advances that add up. That is always happening.\n\nHowever, I think that when most people view the technology changes of the last hundred years they are not looking at the incremental changes that allow technological development, but are instead looking at it's effect on society.\n\nThe advent of computers was not a huge breakthrough in itself. We have been building up to them for a while now, but there seemed to be a tipping point where their viability suddenly changed the face of technology in an extreme way. I do not think we can underestimate how powerful and important they are. \n\nThe reason the printing press was important was because it allowed far easier access to information. It was not a long labor to print a single page of information that would be outdated before it reaches whatever destination it was destined to reach. Computers and the Internet are like the printing press raised exponentially. They are so overwhelmingly useful that I think the adoption and proliferation of microprocessors will be viewed as the beginning of a new age for humanity like none before it. Assuming we survive.\n\nThere is just no part of our existence that is not touched by them. And no field exists that cannot use them to speed up their own development. Rapid information search and the ability to cross reference uncountable documents is in itself is revolutionary, but we also have automation to change how work is done, and simulation to predict how things can work. Back 100 years ago, if I wanted to learn how to bake a cake I had to buy a recipe book or find someone to teach me. Now I have the collective knowledge of cake making in my pocket at all times.", "Damn, that's a great observation!", "Imply not infer", "Just sensationalism.", "2040? We are lucky if we reach 2025", "Spoilers; it won’t.", "I mean, January 19th 2038 is gonna be real bad for computers... So there might be something to this..", "Welp. This sucks. As a father with 2 kids under 2... How the hell am I supposed to prepare for me and my family. Know I'll be pushing 50 by then makes it worse.\n\nShould not have clicked that link...", "What you linked is not societal collapse, but apocalyptic events, usually based on religious nonsense. \n\nThe video here is talking about a model based on tracking various statistical values over time that happens to point towards a failure of current societal norms if nothing is introduced to somehow make a significant change to said statistical values.\n\nThe model in question has been analyzed repeatedly by numerous experts in the field and has been validated as plausible.", "u have time to prep", "Don't forget retroencabulators and hydrocoptic marzelvanes. These will be truly revolutionary technologies", "Also the plot to the foundation on Apple+", "this guy's inflection sounds like the burger king foot lettuce guy", "Not quite; that'll mark the end of the solar system yes, but Earth will be doomed in a little more than just a billion years. By then the sun will already be hot enough to boil our oceans, no human life will survive on the surface. \n\nSince we're cockroaches as a species when faced with extinction, I suppose life may continue awhile deep underground relying on hydroponics and geothermal power, and on Mars as well, but the sun will basically doom Earth WAY before it dies.", "Sounds about right, aren't most songs the same 3 chords.", "I'm like 10 seconds in and all I'm gonna say is that the first 3 issues can more or less be defined into as economic issues.", "It’s pronounced harbulary batteries**", "a small enough star does not do this. Through the process of magnetic starlifting, enough hydrogen can be lifted to sufficiently reduce the sun's mass. Basically the whole green movement except about turning the sun into a slower burning, more efficient light bulb.", "If this was 1980-1990 MIT I'd be worried", "In the future doorbells sing", "Get a bidet. It could save your life.", "I'm goin down Michael Caine in child of men. Sarcastic old hippy living in the woods. Smart ass, dies in a critical but otherwise meaningless death. Hopefully early on.", "If there's one thing I know to be true about people who work at MIT, it's their keen social awareness.", "Stock in my roving cannibal and slave venture is going to the moon!!", "Dope. I’ll live to the median age of 50, just as I had hoped.", "Remember Y2K?\n\nRemember 2012?\n\nRemember this fucking waste of time and money?", "Unfortunately American style capitalism and consumerism is the thing that's been spreading the most across the globe.", "This kind of thinking is what allows the powerful to poison and destroy our planet. It’s okay to be hopeful but not to the point you are ignorant to the reality. These aren’t fringe people saying this. It’s some of the brightest minds we have. Once this train starts to roll there is very little we can do to stop it.", "Don't forget about Donnely nut spacing grip grids and splay-flexed brace columns against beam-fastened derrick husk nuts and girdle plate Jerries, while plate flex tandems press task apparati of 10 vertipin-plated pan traps at every maiden clamp plate packet. Knuckle couplers plate alternating sprams from the T-Nut to the S. K. N to the chim line. It's definitely the way of the future.", "nice", "The viewcounts on his stuff is astonishing\n\nYou don't even have to know much about economics to see how one sided and full of logical fallacies his arguments are", "Fear is also a powerful, if not the most powerful motivator. It also motivates people to click on your article or YouTube video, which is truly the ultimate goal here.", "Narrator needs to lay off the meth.", "These clowns are unironically posting Economics explained", "I was just thinking today that I plan on being dead in 20 years, so this fits nicely with my timeline.", "This should be higher up in the thread.\n\nThat sub has single handedly dramatically improved my hope for the species. \n\nEconomics Explained is a pretty shoddy channel and you'll find some excellent rebuttals on the sub linked above.", "You know what all these civilizations had in common? They weren't global. \n\nIt's so mindnumbigly dumb to claim that our civilization will survive because it happened before. Yeah it happened before because the changes that destroyed them happen only in their region. Both the economy and climate change are global issues that will affect every nation on Earth and unless your in a tribe that isn't connected to the rest of the world, you're gonna feel them.", "It’s a joke. Not a very good one, honestly.", "Dr. Steven \"Stevie\" Salahari Pringle Brule", "So long as the wealth gap continues to widen and we have people worshiping billionaires like they are our saviors we are likely headed to a collapse sooner then 2040", "Yep, I honestly believe that mass deprivation and hardships is coming. The preppers will survive a little longer, but ultimately, the randomness will win out.\n\nI also speculate that if our species and hence pretty much all species on the earth die, it will not be with a bang, but a whimper.", "I loved his guest appearance on Curb Your Enthusiasm.", "Anyone who wants to party in 2040 when the World continues on just fine, feel free to add a reminder to this thread :)", "You'd hope so because you live in a well developed country and think you're gonna be safe, but look at climate change, something not even thought about for this model. \n\nVancouver BC is completely isolated from society after the massive floods and it will take around 3 years to rebuild the roads. They basically became an island overnight. That's on top of the heat dome that killed hundreds and burned a village to the ground in the same year. \n\nSuch an event will hit a major hub in the next decade guaranteed and then all this relative safety will disappear.", "There with yah buddy", "That's like being diagnosed with cancer and not doing anything until it hits stage 4. It's not going to work if you're basically a dead man walking. \n\nTruth is we are already at stage 4 and the world is not doing anything. There's basically no chance that we solve climate change.", "I'd respect the pseudoscientific apocalypse predictors more if they'd just declare themselves the Dragon Reborn.", "Black hole sun,\n\nWon't you come?", "That's not how the Mayan calendar works. They believed the world was split into 13 eras and that we were in the last one. 2012 was just the year that era ended and the Gods were going to eat the Universe as it was the final one. \n\nOf course they were probably wrong, but our calculation of the calendar is still wonky and 2012 was not the end point, but we just calculated wrongly.", "That list is about 95% bonkers predictions by religious figures or cults. There are maybe a handful of remotely scientific studies.", "Real shushi sandwiches", "Any cool videos on this guy we should watch?", "I guess if you'd rather live in abject poverty in a tiny miserable apartment than Versailles, then good for you. You're doing a piss poor job convincing me with bullshit infant-mortality driven life expectancy stats though. \n\nIf to you the slightly elevated risk of not living until 80 and lacking air conditioning is worth being crammed into a tiny box apartment with plain white sheet-rock walls and eating bland processed foods instead of living large in one of the grandest edifices mankind has ever constructed, then cool.", "'Hot cross buns' but with more feeling", "That's terrible. Anything we can do to drive it up to 2025?", "It's a good thing that humans are absolutely horrible at predicting that future.", "Amazon series? Nice retort. You can't even get _that_ right.", "Haha, ok. Had to make sure I wasn't missing something.", "What are you referring to? Can you post a link?", "Ok Methuselah", "You are misunderstanding what the stock market is. It's not just paper - it's the same concept and you have the same entitlements as if your friend asked you for some money to start up a small business. \n\nIf I start a restaurant and it is profitable, then it doesn't matter if no one will buy my shares because I can pay myself with the profits. Let's say this restaurant had free cash flow (money that is available to take out of the business) of $10k per month. Would you say that it is worth \"nothing\" just because I can't find a buyer? Wouldn't you buy it for at least some amount of money factoring in that cash you could make out of it? It wouldn't make sense for you not to - so there is some real underlying value and not just a \"scam\". \n\nThis is the same in the stock market. Apple shares could go to 1 cent of value because no one wants them. Well then whoever went and bought a share for 1 cent would get a 6,500% return on that share because Apple is going to pay out 66 cents per share this year. (and they don't need any debt or equity right now for financing considering they have something like $100 billion in cash sitting around)\n\nActually, there was a huge movement to divest from tobacco companies but they still outperformed the market. Why? Because of cash flow generation of their businesses. \n\nIf you had a company with assets that exceed liabilities and they sell off all their assets, the equity owners receive that money.\n\nWhat you described is true for anything without intrinsic value. This is like bitcoin. Now that doesn't mean bitcoin doesn't have value but it's only based on adoption. The stock market is not like that. Yes, there is supply and demand but there are also real underlying assets with value that you have partial ownership of and you have rights to the cash that is generated through the business.", "What a crock", "I hope so because this video was not good for my mental health :(", "Didn't Newton calculate something at 2060?", "Where city?", "What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? \n\nThe captain's log", "Seems like a stretch.", "Welcome to economics. We will discuss the nuances of two crossing graphs endlessly. Then write a 50 page report on it.", "Exactly what I was thinking watching the video too!", "Learn how to survive the apocalypse with Skillshare", "Every generation fetishizes about the fall of humanity, all very certain that this time it’s for real, yet somehow, the world keeps on turning.", "This is just a stupid clickbaity title with no substance behind it whatsoever", "Is there a term for talking like that? i've heard multiple different youtubers who do this exact thing and I never know what to call it.", "Wanna Bret?", "Sweet berry wine!", "Gotta get that YouTube ad revenue, so I guess he does understand at least one facet of economics.", "American society right? \nAlthough I'm sure the effects will somewhat cascade through other countries.", "Okay, I think I still have enough time.", "Whenever this story crops up it means the hive mind is starting to have a panic attack. Relax. Everything is going to be ok.", "society or capitalism?", "I'll be 70, and most likely not up to fighting off hordes of miscreants looking to get my goods. But if I'm able bodied enough, I'll give them hell before they overrun me. But there's no grand illusion of actually prevailing.", "Slow down there, Hari...", "Its kinda scary that those new variables are all that keep us afloat though", "And if all possible, slide in \"It's just been revoked\" as well.\n\nAt that point, it won't matter if it's fitting. It will be memorable.", "They is The Grand Vizier's preferred pronoun. All regulations are retroactive.", "Surely there would still be at least one person on year six who couldn't stop using the old name for New Cannuckland and La République Supérieure du Québec.That is impactful. Can you imagine being that guy? Coworkers laugh at him when he leaves the water cooler. His kids groan and roll their eyes.", "I think gay marriage think is old news since it's been what like 6 years since it was legalized. Most people are worried about the LGBTQ+ orginizations being taken over by queer theorists who wish to push pedophilia. (queer theory literally promotes pedophilia) \n\n\n \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French\\_petition\\_against\\_age\\_of\\_consent\\_laws \n\n\n( Michel Foucault, Gilles Deleuze, Jacques Derrida, Louis Aragon, Louis Althusser, Roland Barthes, Simone de Beauvoir, Jean-Paul Sartre, Félix Guattari, Michel Leiris, Alain Robbe-Grillet, Philippe Sollers, Jacques Rancière, Jean-François Lyotard, Francis Ponge)", "\"It belongs in a museum!\"", "Sorry Murtaugh", "That's basically the plot of Last and First Men", "I’ll be around 40. Just old enough for my old man strength to kick in like Joel in TLoU", "Not sure but they are the people that predicted the end of the natural gas supply in 1990.", "dont underestimate our inability to be proactive", "If only your cynical sarcasm could improve hearts and minds.", "See: Harry Kim in Star Trek: Voyager, who never got promoted beyond Ensign", "You forgot the return of the YouTube downvote button.", "You not understanding climate change in the age of a globally rising trend toward fascism.", "Over there city.", "Not if you change the key.", "But the gym, though", "Yeah so conservative that this post about Unlearning Economics got defended left and right from a post made by it here. /s\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/badeconomics/comments/orh47h/unlearning_economics_please_understand_the/\n\nIt's not a right leaning sub and anyone that understands economics should realize it's one of the better subs with a multitude of viewpoints on the subject. I've seen people get upvoted defending some rather leftist ideas on that sub. What they won't tolerate is ideas that logically aren't supported by evidence.", "That's pretty optimistic", "But he said that he would not become the last jedi.", "I know sooooo many people that would just say \"i cant wait\"", "Bullshit. We knew about climates change for over three generations.", "does anyone make videos anymore without plugging sponsor randomly in the middle of the video?", "Do you not know about the mass extinction event humans are causing now? Right now? \n\nDo you not know about the climate changing we've created?\n\nThis isn't conjecture. It's happening now. Go outside some time.", "Work on your butt at the gym.", "I'll be in my mid 60's. Shoot me a DM. I'd be down to go out fighting as well.", "The City of Rome was sacked about 410, more or less 300 years after the height of the Roman Empire. Sure, the Roman Empire continued to limp along for maybe another 50 to 100 years, but I think it's fair to say it had collapsed at that point.", "Not if you’ve been skateboarding since you were 12 lol", "The best way to lie is to tell the truth except for where it matters.", "Yeah but like what are the odds? Like gimmie a percentage", "/r/energy", "Extremely dumb to assume it needs global leadership to solve this.\n\nClimate Change will be solved by rapid innovation funded by capitalists aka Billionaires (Gates, Bezos, Zuck, Musk, Page, Andressen), while an entire generation waste their life away by not understanding how humanity has always solved problems", "What difference does that make? Covid didnt affect retirement at all.", "1 of paper = 4 of coin", "Oh good, just in time for me to retire 😑", "When I think about this the biggest problem I come up against is that in all of those earlier predictions we didn't have a fraction of the raw data that it's now possible for us to collect.\n\nAm I, a smooth-brained layman, too enamored by data's possibilities?", "[Who cares?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3b/b1/cb/3bb1cb489f6ace649c5f066d0d8956f1.jpg) /u/Richard_Burnish1 is just some dang hunk.", "Finally something to look forward to.", "This study was in 1972. Not that long ago.", "I can’t be the only one who is looking for an improvement to the Lotus O Deltoid main winding", "todaiyyyy, and the vocal fry, fuck it's annoying", "A fantastic Dr. next to [Dr. CYNTHIA DRINGUS.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQudjZpMuyo)", "An AI would conclude that 90% of humans need to die.", "Yeah uhh, Cascadia would have the exact same problem though? The rural vs urban sentiment isn't going away without significant effort.", "You're talking about a different kind of collapse, though. The examples you used are both instances of forms of government replacing older forms of government. My understanding of all this is that we'll be replacing our form of day-to-day existence* with another - the conditions of our biological survival will change (the air we breath, the water we drink, our access to food) on a scale that no shift in government could ever cause.", "Best I can do is 2025.", "Counsil Heimerdinger is that you?", "Really great to think that particular group will have the power to save or destroy humanity, depending on whether they feel like it or not", ">There are things coming down the pipeline that we wouldn't have a clue of in our modern times\n\nYeah, like biodiversity collapse.", "And pre germ theory. Imagine the horror if you witnessed the dancing plague.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancing\\_plague\\_of\\_1518", "That long?", "Climate change is worse than a nuclear apocalypse which would ironically probably save humanity in the long term", "https://www.reddit.com/r/ClimateActionPlan/", "2025 take it or leave it", "Lack of action by whom? \n\nPlenty of startups, garages and individual are quietly working on some amazing innovations. \n\nI guess you want someone like Greta to shout from the other side \"Shut the fuck bitch, we are working\". But, there are criers and alarmists and it gets a lot of media attention and karma", "I guess that’s ok. I was planning on working until I die anyway.", "No they won't. They'll use their power to insulate themselves from the effects for as long as possible while the rest of us starve at their gates or are gunned down by their private militaries.", "Many countries have. It just requires a revolution rather than democratic reforms. :)", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmZSkWBJwBU", "I will be 54 in 2040 and my boys will be 23 and 19\n\nI kinda figure it will be nice to have two young men to send around scrounging for food and supplies while me and the missus lounge by the fire in some semi-urban basement. \n\nMy advice, bring out that lube and quickly knock up your wife. Having adult kids will be useful in a post apocalyptic world", "We've never faced global environmental collapse before.", "It affected what he could do once he was retired, which was effectively nothing for 2 years :P", "It gets a bit annooooooooying to be listening to someooooooooone who speaks with such a meteeeeeeeer.\n\nIt sounds like the batteryyyyyyyy is running out on a roboooooooooot.", "What the gym?", "That's a little early. I give us 1,000 to 100,000 years. And only if we find a way to successfully colonize other planets. That might be space travel, terraforming or human manipulation to survive in other climates.", "Tony Hawk seems pretty healthy for his age.", "Can they give us a date? \nI want a site that counts down to society downfall so we can plan the “end of society” party accordingly.", "Isn’t it also possible that none of these things actually come to fruition? I feel like we all assume they will because past technological leaps worked out… but what if those earlier leaps were the equivalent of picking low lying apples? What if the next technological leap is too far out of reach to be practical before “time runs out”? \n\nThere’s no guarantee that progress can be made in time.", "Well I mean for me and my friend group, it is the norm 🤷‍♂️. And the tony hawk? The man who said he’s not gonna do any more 720s because his body literally can’t handle it anymore? Tony has been a shell of his skating self for almost 15 years now. Which is fine as he’s a legend and has more than earned his time to just chill.", "Can't wait to blame Generation Bravo or Charlie.", "https://youtu.be/FWtO0cfgewY", "Societal collapse prediction No. 35667", "Then again, the technological singularity has been predicted to occur sometime around 2040-2050. I don’t think that’s a coincidence. Depending on the sum of all factors, we may find ourselves at our doom or our salvation, whichever happens to come first. No one really knows which it may be, all we have is the decade - may you live in interesting times.", "> panametric fam\n\nThey actually make these.\n\nLook up Aigachu", "\"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.\"- G Man, Half-life 2", "I hope you're right.. I have this sinking feeling that it'll turn out like COVID instead, entirely preventable but underestimation leading to global disaster. \n\nLike Camus said: \"There have been many plagues in the world as there have been wars, yet plagues and wars always find people equally unprepared. [...] When a war breaks out people say: 'It won't last, it's too stupid.' And war is certainly too stupid, but that doesn't prevent it from lasting. Stupidity always carries doggedly on, as people wold notice if they were not always thinking about themselves.\"", "So we are in a Seldon crises?", "Umm Aussies don't draw out the end of every word like this dude does. It's strange", "But the gym what?", "Nostradamus is that you?", "I don’t think society will collapse but a major war will occur that will restructure society to a different standard and tech will advance faster than ever", "It would surely be a watershed event in history, but many world powers have collapsed already and the next world power just took over. The most likely scenario IMO - barring a war - is a slow economic collapse driven by political and societal upheaval, driving the country into greater instability until it splits.", "I think you mean history crystals.", "You had me up to the wheezy farms. 🤣🤣🤣👍", "Sounds like the Patriot sale pitch.", "Ohhhh myyyy gooooodddd", "Dynaflex batteries is hardly a 'prediction' at this point.", "EE is literally the least intelligent 'economist' on YouTube. Does intro level research and creates alarmist videos for clicks.\n\nReally stands out in 'hyperinflation is here you just don't know it yet' video where he unironically uses M1 money supply as a source. Literally just takes uninformed reddit talking points and recites it without researching anything.", "Video is too long winded. By the 10 min mark I wasn't paying attention anymore. His way of speaking didn't help.", "I'll preface this with the fact I enjoy Star Trek, but this song encapsulates a lot of the resolutions in the many incarnations (but mostly Kirk era)\n\n[Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up](https://youtu.be/Nm7m59l-3sE)", "Don't tip huge nerds.\n\nThey can't get up again.", "people have been saying this for 6000 years. hasn't happened yet.", "You should be incredibly embarrassed to be presenting this as your evidence.", "Regional slow collapse, a widespread decrease in quality of life, but life will go on. We’ll learn to eat seasonally and locally, and be more resourceful and resilient.", "I’ll be closer to 70 also.\n\nI think what we gotta do is get good with strategy and know how to do lots of survival shit. The internet will be gone and the young people won’t know how to survive. We Gen X bastards can finally live out our Tina Turner beyond thunder dome wise leader fantasy.", "Imagine? I can’t even pronounce them", "I'm 34 and when I was in my mid 20s I was somewhat of a survivalist. I kinda still am but much more so back then. I had food and weapon stockpiles. I live on the coast and do a lot of hiking and hunting. I had several \"resupply caches\" way out in the woods from my home to the opposite side of the state. The idea was that if I had to hike 300 miles to my favorite hunting spot out in the woods I could stop by my buried supply stashes and get a little more food, water and ammo. Now I'm married with two kids under 5 and get winded just trying to remodel my bathroom. I've come to the conclusion that if the end of the world comes now that I'm just going to die. There is no way I could keep myself and my family alive. The best I can hope for now is q quick death for everyone. Like just a meteor landing on our house on a Sunday when we are all eating pizza on the couch watching Disney movies. If it is a long drawn-out process where we die of starvation or roaming badguys it's going to really suck.", "It could be sooner than that. If this COVID is discovered to have come from a lab, We will be shutting all borders.", "what a bunch of fear mongering horseshit", "Australia just sorta went, “yeah that looks good, let’s change to using that”. We’re lazy about revolutions.", "Worst thing a movie character can ever do is talk about their family or mention their future aspirations. 100% chance of death after that.", "Pushing the narrative of social collapse is reinforced with the promotion of violence and rioting over the last year. The idea that the world is collapsing around you is desirable to many in power. MIT is a credible tool.", "Global nuclear warfare is essentially a guarantee that severe unrest in one corner will be the end of it all", "I said non-environmental. Please read.", "Dude, that would be a credit to them. Have you seen the sheer number of remixes and samplings which only sound new to tik tok generation?", "I'm what a lot of people would call a \"doomer\", I'm very pessimistic about the future and foresee grave repercussions for mankind kicking the proverbial can down the road for the past 50 years when it comes to climate change.\n\nThat said I don't think accessibility to fossil fuels would be as big of a roadblock as you make it out to be. Mainly because as civilization, in the general sense, rebuilds itself it will be doing so both in an effort to avoid the mistakes of the past and within it's own means. So jumping straight back to burning fossil fuels en masse wouldn't be an option even if they wanted to and if said civilization did start to return to the levels of quality of life and production that we have today then they would have done so in a way that didn't require near total fossil use fuels in the first place.", "Unless wars over resources go nuclear I really doubt it.", "Small steps, friend! Invested in a broad index fund, money has so far doubled every ~eight years. So a hundred bucks a week now could be many thousands or more in decades.\n\nThat's true but also a joke. Diversifying into land you could survive on, ammunition, and mad max cars covered in barbed wire might also be a clever strategy.", "> Misleading title\n\nAh, crud. I was so up for it, too.", "> I want to hear more about focused attempts at solutions rather than the repetitive reminder of the problem alone.\n\nWhat I have learned in life is that it's 100x easier to complain about something than it is to think of a solution.\n\nI had the experience with climate change activists, I spoke to them and they didn't really have any proposals of what we need to do to achieve the climate change goals. They just said look how bad things will get, disappointing.", "Yes, they predicted some societal collapse and it already happened .\nThe Roman empire\nThe ancient Greece.\nThe ancient Egypt.\n\nThey once were the USA of their times and have been there for centuries.\nAnd know there is only ruins.\nAnd one day it will happen to the same thing with our civilization. \nAnd it's not that bad.", "This has been true in the past but with how interconnected just about every piece of modern human civilization is I don't think it'll remain true. That's not to say that if civilization collapsed it would all be at once everywhere, but it would have a domino effect at least for most major nations. At least in the beginning, I could see areas that are able to revert to almost entirely self sustaining somewhat easily doing much better than say Iceland where so much of their key food and goods are imported.", "Better than fighting in the thunderdome for protein paste. Definitely tell him that.", "The narrator’s vocal fry made me close this video less than 10 seconds in. I can’t do if.", "I know a girl who does this and I can not stand it. She's otherwise fine, but I can't be around her. It's fucking mind-numbingly stupid.", "Only 19 to go!", "It's like a news caster accent, it just sort of evolved", ">Lack of action by whom? \n\nRealistically the major corporations and governments that could make a meaningful difference. I think OP was implying your average redditor is at fault but short of voting there's not much for them to do.", "I've heard of like... One of those things. What is this sorcery you speak?", "Longer than I expected", "Mobin couldn’t hack it", "If we survived that long, we would in no way resemble our present selves.", "Very insame.", "As is unfortunately natural with creatures that are incapable of foresight and planning ahead (i.e. humans) it'll only be a \"global full force\" after it affects themselves personally and by that point it'll be far FAR too late.", "Yeah, the power was always there outside of you. \n\nYou are just lucky to be born where the powerful are benevolent dictators (Musk, Bezos, Gates, Buffett, Page) than Hitlers. \n\nOh, I'd rather have that capital / power who have a track record of deploying them successfully than some incompetent Government official", "What you geeeeeet", "My take is do not get any new 15 yr mortgages, go 30 or more haha! Also I just changed careers to work into my 70's (I already know I need the structure of wk after retiring for awhile haha) that was a waste I guess, I'm GenX.", "It might be a conscious effort to vocalize the final sound in each sentence. Seems like in English it's pretty normal to do the opposite, in which you cut off (or kind of swallow) the last sound of a sentence rather than fully pronounce it.\n\nIt could also have something to do with maintaining a constant audio level rather than having it dip out at the end. It's also possible that he used to speak some other way and that he has to overcorrect at the end of a sentence in order to not speak that way anymore.\n\nIt could also be none of the above.", "This videos is dumb clickbait. It’s like that video with the guy with the voice who talks about Burger King foot lettuce like Nummberrr Foouurrr. \nShame on you sir.", "Sure, dude. Just remember your predictions about the future directly determines about your actions / thoughts and your standard of living. \n\nYou aren't the first generation to be a doomer-prepper and live a miserable life. I'm sure you have an uncle who built a bunker and bought a lifetime supply of canned beans like the world is going to end tomorrow while another uncle lived his life blissfully unaware of the doomer-prepper scenarios.", ">Extrapolating with pre existing variables becomes problematic when you have many unforseen variables introduced into the model. \n> \n>There are things coming down the pipeline that we wouldn't have a clue of in our modern times, but with the privilege of hindsight we can say how easy it is to make sense of.\n\nYou can come to these conclusions just fine with constants. This is why your argument makes no sense.\n\nWe can prove for example there will necessarily be a heat death of the universe.", "But ufos", "Phew, there's a Youtuber with a similar voice named \"Vincey\" who narrates Reddit comment sections. He uses the same high pitched upwards inflection at the end of each sentence.\n\nIt almost sounds as though he's mocking someone when he speaks.\n\n[Here's an example video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCdaOGz6PdM&t=20s) I thought it was the same person at first. Assuming they're from Australia or NZ, and assuming they really are* two separate people, I'm curious as to whether this is a regional dialect I'm just not familiar with.", "I am reading Foundation too", "I have never heard of climate change.", "Covid required co-operation from every single human being on the planet --- which is never going to happen. In fact all the recycling and personal sacrifices approach choose this path (which is doomed for failure and kinda dumb)\n\nBut, Climate Change will be solved by innovation, not individual sacrifices. Carbon-Negative Innovations only need talent from the top 0.01% of the population and capital from the top 0.01% of the population. \n\nTotally different scenario.", "What if it's a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?", "Thank you. I have loved that joke since 1971. The older I got, the less people would understand it. I am happy you get it.", "Press X to Doubt", "That's more about people liking the same thing and not because we're out of new songs", "Haha! r/Futurology in s nutshell.", "I would agree. That is when the covid generation will need to move into positions of society. Given that about 80% of kids now are functionally illiterate, we are going to have a massive problem.\n\nImagine the trouble retail have currently filling jobs, but it's for skilled jobs like nurses and engineers.", "[Or maybe a loose cannon?](https://youtu.be/Oe921xOB-Xk)", "Here's what the average redditor should do. Shut the fuck up and improve their own personal lives and circle of influence.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTk-69f64KU", " You're right, but the narrator did mention this argument and provided a counter in a way - by saying that so far the predictions of the scenario were spot on", "Tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me you didn't watch the video.", "It’s about fucking time", "Because he is an amateur trying to be a professional, which only makes him annoying", "Don't know about y'all but that's always been my retirement plan.", "Well it worked for PsychoHistory on Foundation.", "First of all, the youtuber says quite clearly exactly your point - there is no way to rely on this study as there are too many unknowns and the study was conducted too far in the past. Secondly, he does say WHY even though the whole scenario can be taken with a pinch of salt, it is still worth to look at it and to think about it. And the reason is that so far, one particular scenario seems to be realised in real life as it was predicted.\n\nIn other words, it's a nice info but not something we need to completely rely on 😊", "Not everyone is stuck in a soul crushing job... And TBH the amenities that even poor people get to \"enjoy\" would be beyond the scope of the imagination for rich folk in the past", "promise", "So this is why I find this channel so annoying even though I've always been interested in economics. I just assumed it was his Australian accent", "tl/dw?", "You’re thinking of Malthus, not Methuselah. Also I’m not arguing for depopulation as a solution so I don’t see your point. It is a fact that the current growth-dependent economy will collapse when it runs out of non-renewable resources. \n\nCapitalism cannot “slow down” even when it is speeding towards catastrophe.", "\\Laughs in Rich Evans\\", "The shitter was rigged from the start.", ">Just remember your predictions about the future directly determines about your actions / thoughts and your standard of living. \n\nWhat's your point? That I should ignore reality because it makes me cynical? I'm no prepper, just a pessimist like most environmental scientists.\n\nClass divisions are only deepening, my guy. Elon Musk doesn't give a shit about you, the Mars colony isn't for the peasants. Waiting around for these people to benevolently stoop down and save us wretched mortals is ludicrous. Even believing that simply throwing money and technology at the problem could save us is basically magical thinking at this point. It's going to take a social revolution, not a technological one.", "I don’t think you seem to realize how long 5 billion years is.", "Chaos Theory", "Yeah this is the typical argument embraced by the far right crowd who is just never science on every issue. \n\nYou're basically saying that a new magic or tech MAY be invented to change the math. Sure, it can. But if you actually took a second to see the current math your tune would change. \n\nSure, we may have better airbags and seat belts in the future... but we're driving 120 mph towards a cliff in the dark, and everything we're actually doing is pressing harder on the gas, making is pick up speed. \n\nMagic and hope is not a plan. You dont seem to recognize the difference in the variables of the past compared to now. It's not even close.", "Can we delay the collapse until 2100?", "Carpool karaoke, Steve Aoki, Logan Paul", "Nah it's ens in like 2-5 years due to corona mutation going up to 70% death rate, good luck", "This well encapsulates the sentiment of the post.\n\nThe never science crowd just cherry picks random things after the fact to support their narrative of owning libs and educated ppl in general. \n\nToo bad we have to pay for their hubris and they won't live long enough to see the fruits of the stupidity.", "Lol I instantly thought of this episode when I saw the post title.", "Finally", "If nothing, climate change will absolutely not be localized. You could argue that some places like Canada could come through it alright, but then factoring in globalization, how much countries rely on each other for parts of their supply chain, I don't think anywhere's coming out of climate change better (unless we can somehow reverse course a lot).", "Exactly. Think of how much the average person knows about human expansion on Earth. Even most educated people can't do much better than \"we came from Africa, right?\"\n\nIf we survive a million years from now? Nobody except historians will remember anything beyond \"uh, I think it was called Earth?\"", "no i do not think you understand how close we were to a complete global nuclear war and what that would do and the fact between the USA and the ussr there were over 40,000 of them.", "If dumb motherfucker like Trump can get become president. Anything can happen.", "Cell based meats are terrible for the environment due to the production process, we still need to make energy to power cars, carbon capture is enormously expensive and in efficient, green hydrogen is a myth and using the electricity as a power source is far far more efficient. Battery tech might have an impact but only because it is something we might see in the next few years. \n\nAll if the other needed to be invested in at least two decades ago to have a major impact. Even now they are not getting enough investment. \n\nWe will look back at the twentieth and early twenty first century as a blip in human civilization where we had access to incredible amounts of power. We need to move to a low energy culture, this means moving away from the continuous growth model and travel. \n\n\nWe won't, we will race towards 4 degrees at the end of the century and the largest loss of life in human history.", "I'll be 60. That's gonna suck.", "", "It’s a very hopeful message but this same message is also used as an excuse by the people that are destroying the environment… “I’m sure we’ll find a solution down the line, we shouldn’t let the environment get in the way of progress”\n\nWe have a great setup now that just needs some better distribution. A lot of the incentives are aligned towards the short term and that may lead to long term issues.", "Comparing across timescales like this is not that convincing to me because there are different underlying drivers of change at different timescales. For instance: \"You can't tell me if it will be warmer next week but you are confident it will be warmer in 6 months!?\"", "End of the world prediction are a dime a dozen. It costs nothing to spit out a wrong prediction.", "Stopped listen about 8 or 9 minutes in. I think the whole \"feed back loops come from music\" made me think what even is this? And left.", "So we know to avoid watching him", "MIT also releases 5 free water from air projects a year \n\nWho gives a fuck", "America", "ok boomer", "It's because YouTube monitization is based on viewing hours, not just views. So an extra 5 minutes tacked onto a video that gets watched by 5000 people is an extra 416 hours. You need 4,000 hours of watch time in the last 12 months to be eligible for YouTube monitization, so as subscribers increase, every extra minute of fluff helps to reach this count, and once monetized, helps increase profit.\n\nSo Everytime you think \"this could be shorter\", remember to many YouTubers, they are taking the quantity over quality approach to making money.", "Can this not happen before Monday? I’m back at work so it’d be a good excuse to use to not go in.", "You’ll be fine as long as you don’t go about telling everyone how you’re too old for this shit, and how after this one last mission you’ll sit on a beach with pina colada", "Getting closer all the time. I say 2030.", "They're known to be notoriously tardy. I wouldn't hold my breath.", "Americans crying about the govt not working for them while having no engagement in local elections are going to lead the way. The age of social media is the age of the super vocal misinformed.", "The 5 billion years thing has consequences before it happens. Those makes it so that that we have \"only\" 300 million years before we need to get our shit together.", "Climate change and politics will cause societal collapse and none of these things can stop it. The road to collapse is wide open and nothing will slow or stop it.", "Problem: this won’t work if the sun is dying\n\nYou could use it to move the sun somewhere close to another planet that is habitable kinda maybe possibly to make it easier to go to that other planet,but you would still need interstellar travel", "The beauty of capitalism is Elon doesn't have to give a shit about me and I still win by his innovations. \n\nSteven Jobs didn't give a shit about anyone. yet 7 Billion people carry smart devices 1000x more powerful than computers available to rich dudes in 1990s.\n\nLarry Page didn't give a shit about anyone. Yet, 7 Billion people can search any information that they want which wasn't even available to the most powerful people on the planet 30 years ago.\n\nJeff Bezos didn't give a shit about anyone. Yet, 1 Billion+ can browse over 2 Billion products that can be shipped in 1-2 days to their home at cheap prices. Millions of entrepreneurs with just an idea in their head can spin up Amazon Web Services instances and build products that reach the entire globe. \n\nOh, BTW you are clueless about reality itself. It's delusional to think that humans can live in Mars, but can't handle 1.5 degrees increase in temperature. Just listen to the cognitive dissonance that you are having.", "This is true, but relying on things that haven't been invented yet to solve problems we already know how to solve with current technology doesn't seem like a great plan", "Will I still have to keep paying off my student loans?", "About bloody time. Can we help it along a bit quicker?", "I think a vocal fry is where your voice is more 'scratchy', usually at the end of words. Kinda like the sound the grudge makes but with regular words.\n\nThis dude has some of that, but that's nowhere near as annoying as the elongating of the last syllable of every sentence", "Sweet. Before my student loans are paid off.", "By 2040 people still won’t be reading the article before responding in comments. My hot take.", "This is what I’ve learnt from investing, if I company is failing, it is not nessecsrily a linear path, human can adapt and course correct", "Excellent. 9:20am on a Saturday and I'm already fucking done for the day.", "Not post society collapse able bodied. Where am I even going to find a doctor to perform prostate exams.", "wheezy farms really are the future.", "They’re called Harbulary Batteries…", ">Misleading Title\n\nYeah, it'lll probably be even sooner than that.", "Interesting, ive come up similar a time frame to this when i thought about it some years back.", "There are objective measures for technology, which are accelerating.\n\nThe human species started accumulating wealth ever since we started agriculture and settled. This is both real wealth, as a baby is born into a family that owns sacks of grain and some herd animals, and knowledge wealth, as settled communities are much better at collecting and transferring knoweldge.\n\nWith every generation as we became wealthier, more people could afford to become non-agricultural workers. You can afford more priests, more clerks, old people live longer and transfer more knowledge, more adminstrators, bigger ruling classes that rule bigger lands, which all have a multiplying factor over knowledge.\n\nSo if you just look at the raw number of people who interact with knowledge as well as their proportion of society, you can almost say technological progress is exploding simply because we're working more in it. It doesn't have to be some singularity magic factor. Most of the world wasn't literate only a few generations ago.", "That's why u should join the gay commune.", "USA doesn’t equal all of society.", "Dang, I will hit 50 that day", "Not a boomer, just a school teacher with years of quantitative and qualitative data.", "All of these models assume our current resources are finite or depletable. The answer to most of these models/predictions is to ask \"what if they aren't?\"\n\nFor instance, solar power and fusion power represent limitless forms of energy. What if the future economy is powered like that?\n\nArable land is decreasing due to climate change/desertification, lowering food yields. What if future farming is solved with weather control?\n\nNatural minerals in the Earth can only be mined so long. What if future resource extraction is exported outside of the Earth?\n\netc.\n\nEvery model that has predicted global collapse due to decreasing resources for the past 200 years falls apart if you ask \"okay but what if we invent a way to increase resources?\" and then go from there.\n\nI think it should be telling that continental collapses in society have really only occurred twice in human history. Predicting one any time soon is always a bit of a crapshoot.", "But is it necessary? Treating these amenities as a part of human fulfillment is silly. An incredibly wealthy aristocrat doesn't need to be stressed over what tears apart people every day. Over whether or not their kids will live in a good world, over needing to pay the bills every month (The strong Majority of people in countries like America are a pittance away each month from being unable too for example), they know they'll be cared for when they're old, and can go outside in an unpolluted environment. When a video thinks that people had to regularly worry about Cholera I think their view of this age was from Stronghold Crusader rather than a book or expert. Cholera didn't even exist in Europe until the 19th century.", "This conversation will surely exist! I'm sure of it.", "Its ok. Its not like you were going to get a Social security check anyway.", "Tomorrowland is so profoundly good and criminally underrated that it is a goddamn shame that the mousemachine didn’t help it shine. Seriously, we need to be putting out movies that inspire people again and not just superdrivel and reboots.", "It’s like “Hobo With a Shotgun” age, and that seems like a cool age", "Actually I'm referring to most of the world's governments specifically. Particularly the United States and Australia at this point.", "Economics Explained is one of the worst channels on YouTube, and often has no fucking clue what he’s talking about.", "If only clinical apathy could accomplish a damn thing.", "Better take a 2 day advance one that retirement buddy!! 😅", "Yes, let's plan ahead with the assumption that problems will go away miraculously* by some dude that we don't know if they exists at all, so that we don't have to even think about dealing with our own crap.\n\nThis kind of delusional thinking is what is going to make us go straight into a wall with the foot on the gas pedal.", "We will be tosted a lot sooner as sun gets hotter everyday. So about 1 billion years from now earth will start to be a bit too hot.", "This sounds about right.", "Don't fix that isn't broken. 4 chord songs worked for decades and still does.", "This is apocalyptic navel-gazing pseudo-intellecutal bullshit on part with the Doomsday Clock and has even less merit, on account of the fact that the Doomsday Clock at least made a compelling motif in Watchmen. \n\nSeriously, this kind of shit pisses me off. \"Society is going to collapse!\" \"Okay, what can we do to stop it?\" \\crickets\\", "While this is somewhat true I'd say that people still could elect a government that would take action but they don't. So the major issue is that you have countries where 30-40% of people are anti science anti vax or right wing religious nuts.\n\nIn my opinion there is no hope, and society will collapse within the next 50 years.", "Dude, you have no idea what you're talking about. I get that being a doomer is fun, but at least know your stuff. In order:\n\n> Cell based meats are terrible for the environment due to the production process\n\nHard to argue specifics when you haven't provided any, but [this](https://www.fastcompany.com/90612190/whats-the-carbon-footprint-of-lab-grown-meat) says \"The analysis calculates that the footprint is roughly 92% lower than beef, 52% lower than pork, and 17% lower than chicken, even if the conventional meat is produced in ways that are more sustainable than what’s standard now\". This does assume that we'll be using renewable energy -- but that's clearly the path we're on.\n\n> we still need to make energy to power cars\n\nYes. This is where renewable, emission free energy comes into play.\n\n> green hydrogen is a myth\n\nI don't really know how to respond to this. \"Green hydrogen is hydrogen that is produced using renewable energy through electrolysis\". This is a description of something real. Are you saying that production will never scale up? I guess that's possible -- difficult to predict. But I don't know how you can say it \"isn't real\"\n\n> and using the electricity as a power source is far far more efficient\n\nYes. But for some things, we can't use batteries because they are too heavy. Two examples of this I'm aware of are long distance aircraft and long distance shipping trucks.\n\n> Battery tech might have an impact\n\nBattery tech is already having an impact, with things Electric cars and ebikes as an example. Sufficiently small/light/cheap batteries simply didn't exist even 10 years ago.\n\n>All if [sic] the other [sic] needed to be invested in at least two decades ago to have a major impact. Even now they are not getting enough investment\n\nI'll agree more investment would be good, and longer ago would have of course been better, but they can and will absolutely be significant.\n\n> We need to move to a low energy culture\n\nWe actually don't. What we NEED to do is stop emitting greenhouse gases. One path to this is, as you suggest, using less energy. But the only sensible goal for the planet is net zero, and the only sensible path there is by making energy emission free, not cutting all energy use to zero. This is politically impossible.\n\n> We won't, we will race towards 4 degrees at the end of the century and the largest loss of life in human history.\n\nAhh yes, the doomer case. I used to be like you. Today I work on climate-related tech stuff and I've never felt happier/more optimistic about the climate crisis. I recommend reading some full books as opposed to doomer headlines online. You'll get a more nuanced picture of the situation.\n\nEdit: I see you post on r/collapse. I STRONGLY recommend avoiding that subreddit. The view there is extremely warped, and misinformation is pretty rampant. Believing that things cannot be fixed is a self fulfilling prophecy. If you care about the climate crisis we need you fighting your ass off -- not subjecting yourself to the feeling that it's hopeless.", "They're Luddites, plain and simple.", "So as infrastructure, social safetynets and law enforcement collapses, your neighbourhood will survive by good will alone? I admire your optimism.", "8:40pm", "Let us build a... Foundation.", "Oh man I’ll be 50 that’s not apocalypse surviving age.", "Laughing at all the people excited for societal collapse but to stupid to know their asses are gonna get stomped.", "For me, it's \"lunar waneshaft\" that always gets me giggling like a schoolgirl.", "Ambulon? Is that a sentient ambulance?", "I think it's optimistic that they think it will take that long, at the same time, I think it's very arrogant to put a specific date on it.\n\nAll that said, I've been expecting society to collapse for a while. I'm not going to hold my breath, but unless something gets drastically better in a relatively short time frame, I'm fairly convinced we're fucked. At the very least, it'll be a pretty massive recession, at worst, all out civil war (or WW3 or something).\n\nI have no idea when, where, how..... But I think why is pretty obvious.", "Coremind sounds cool af. Sounds like a globally shared supercomputer or a merged consciousness or something", "OK lol. I'll just carry on with my Saturday thanks.", "We're living in a simulation confirmed.", "Yup. He listed his four big reasons for societal collapse and left out genocide and imperialism.\n \nAlso what are you talking about \"a centrist economist would focus on the whole picture.\" Centrism 101 avoids at all costs the idea that private property is illegitimate.", "Landed on a moon with a slide ruler bro", "Just sub to /r/aww and block everything else with RES. Reddit, like life, is what you make of it.", "Lmao there is literally one for every year. We'll be fine.", "Is that a subtle Fifth Element reference?", "I think it’ll realistically be AI. Digital consciousness that’s effectively immortal. Space is too vast and sparse for biological beings to navigate meaningfully.", "A group of MIT researchers in the 70s predicted this . It's not to say they were necessarily right, but they do bring up a fair argument that we need to watch out for our own future and adapt", "> the capitalist class\n\nIt's the upper class. Not, \"the capitalist class\". Seriously. You sound like a fucking teenager.", "Reddit can't agree on whether Marvel movies are good or bad, but expects the world to be united on recycling. Somehow, even after the shitshow that was Covid, idealists still think the answer to everything lies in a unified civilization.", "> its most likely completely irrelevant predictions and reddit promptly freaks out.\n\nSoooo... Regular Reddit then.\n\nI hate this site so fucking much...", "Can’t wait!", "That is about 10 times longer into the future than how long ago multicellular organisms first evolved on this planet. Which is about 20 times longer than anything resembling humans has existed for. \nIt is unfathomable that anything resembling humans will exist that far into the future. If anything carrying an iota of out genetic material will be around, which I highly doubt, than that thing will be probably as far from us than we are from plankton or mouses, at most. We will have spread into the far reaches of the galaxy by that time and had time to go extinct on every single planet that we've colonized, multiple times. \nBut my bet is that we won't last the next thousand years, with complete civilizational collapse probable in our lifetimes, so all this is moot.", "How did I know it was going to be a Jordan Peterson video?", "This will probably get buried, but interestingly, his older videos are different in this regard. Much more tolerable to watch (listen to).\n\nSame goes for Sam from Wendover Production. His voice became much more “uptalky” progressively and made it more intolerable to listen to. \n\nI’ve read that the best kind of voice overs are the ones that speak as in a normal conversation. We need the imperfections and pauses and other quicks that happens for us to appreciate a good voice over. \n\nAll I’m saying is that it’s a skill, which not many can fully master.", "I'll be 69. Nice.", "Ask r/cremposting", "That butt at 9:05 tho..", "Then I put a big black dingus in my mouth and milk came out of it", "MIT are full of brilliant people, but prophets they are not.", "I had to check it out. Jesus Christ, it's about as bad as you can imagine.\n\n> The 2021 Capitol protests consisted of a diverse group of Americans of different races, backgrounds, and cultures protesting the electoral college certification of the fraudulent 2020 presidential election on January 6, 2021. An FBI coordinated false flag operation began vandalizing the Capitol premises during the peaceful protests.[3] \nA small group of provocateurs and infiltrators breached a police line outside the building. Unruly provocateurs proceeded to smash windows and enter the building. National Guard reinforcements had been refused by Speaker Nancy Pelosi days earlier[4] which President Trump had approved in preparation for the events.[5] United States Capitol Police then invited a crowd into the building[6] while simultaneously halting the proceedings and evacuating members of Congress. \nDespite the MSM blaming the breaking and entering on President Trump, falsely accusing him of \"inciting\" the situation, evidence has suggested the militant storming to have been the result of infiltration by Antifa and paid protesters.[7][8][9] More than 400 peaceful protesters were held in draconian conditions without bail. No one was charged with insurrection. \n\nClicking on to Nancy Pelosi: \n> Nancy Patricia Pelosi, born March 26, 1940 (age 81), has been Democratic party Leader in the U.S. House of Representatives since 2002. She represents the 12th congressional district of California and has been criticized for imposing San Francisco values on mainstream America. She served as first birthing person Speaker of the House. Pelosi called for an insurrection against the United States government in mid-2018.[1][2] Since assuming the Speakership after the 2018 midterm elections, Pelosi's personal family fortune increased from $114 million to $315 million.[3] Pelosi remains a high-profile apologist for the genocidal Chinese Communist Party.[4]", "So something like a matryoshka brain then.", "Okay belatedly, one sub that talks a lot about climate tech (though in a roundabout way) is r/greeninvestor", "You're forgetting the Nintendo Switch Pro", "This model attempted to calculate the extremely complicated variables behind economic movements 70 years in advance on 1970s hardware. It’s complete fucking horseshit.", "This entire video is a rehash of the book titled ‘The Limits to Growth’ by Donella H. Meadows. The book and the model do not state that the world shall end in 2040 but much rather extrapolate the trend and suggest timelines for remedial actions to be undertaken which if ignored will lead us, on a downward trend.", "Do any of you people have an interest in living your lives instead of constantly worrying about dying.", "I think it's the most widely accepted answer to Femi Paradox.", "Valentine's Day. Bummer.", "I think someone misheard Brawndo, Brandon is useless so Brandonizing topsoil would be pointless.", "Hopefully we eradicate mosquitoes by then", "Maybe not, but you'll get stale!", "Well death is the ominous Elefant in the room of everyone's life.", "I'll take. 2062, the world ends due to... I'll guess permafrost thawing and revealing active variola major (smallpox) and it going literally viral. Rather than curing it, society tears itself apart.", "You mean he says something thiIiIiiiIiiss?\n\nDragging the last word like a whiny cuUuUuUunt?", "Society is collapsing.", ">\tlinks Jordan Lobsterson \n\nAnd just like that, your opinion became invalidated.", "Studies have also shown that experts are very bad at predicting future outcomes years from now.", "This is fine", "Fluffy videos are one of the reasons society will collapse", "Sources? Any sources? Any evidence of those claims? Methodologies used? Peer reviews?", "I didn’t even notice, maybe because I’m Australian.", "Well, he did drag the last word of every sentence so now it's more accuraaaaateee", "They clearly didn't predict Aphex Twin", "Damn, that sucks. Before this happens we seriously need to move everybody into cities.", "That’s a stupid question", "Sadly Al Gore predicted it would be years ago. I think prediction models, even like these don't account for corrective actions and new legislation to curb this. These are mostly a \" if nothing changes we are fucked\" models.", "Go through their top posts. \n\nBesides the icarly posts, you'll see quite a few posts dunking on right wing talking points like that of Jordan Peterson.\n\nThey aren't anti anti-capitalist as much as anti bad economics.", "Just gotta work on our psychohistory real quick.", "Too old for this shit Riggs", "Well pur current society is doomed to fall, because a capitalistic society is ignoring the logistic curve of our resources and welfare growth.", "That will probably help you not hurt you", "Tell that to my back, knees, and ankles. And I only just turned 26 lol.", "Water (in sufficient quantities) is what really scares me.\n\n\nAlso that everyone planning to “forage in the forest and hunt” woefully underestimates how resilient most life will be to extreme variance (in either direction) in temperature.\n\n\n\nAlso how little wildlife still actually exists :-/\n\n\n\nIf it goes down, the existing stores will be most of the future food, for the last hurrah.\n\n\n\nSeriously, though - solve to desalination, and expect to need a range of crops (and a year or more to grow them in a defensible location).\n\n\nSo, yeah. If it comes to this? Doomed.\n\n\nSorry for rambling. Exhausted by the exigencies of our CURRENT global farce.\n\n\nHaven’t left our trailer park (except for two Moderna jabs) since Feb 2020, and it’s definitely wearing. We’re f’d in actual collapse.", "There we go! That's my retirement age! It's gotta be that", "Super green!", "Nah, just can't handle neo-facists ignoring reality to spout their vile bullshit.\n\nfuck off back to 4chan troll.", "BIG BADA BOOM", "that'll be good character development for the main character who'll find yours and your wifes body though.", "Best way to go? OD on LSD?", "ŕořřim ķɔɒld saison Vi", "Once we pass the ninth meridian all bets are off.", "The \"solution\" is crap, we are working on a better one unless you are talking about nuclear energy in which case the solution is awesome.", "MIT wants the world to end so they can start working on their synths", "I would say otherwise just because of the giant number of stars available, but it is safe to assume that MOST civilizations will destroy themselves. And currently I don't really expect our one to be on the surviving side.", "This is outstanding news.", "But where will I get my social medias? How are we supposed to live without useless life hacks, gratuitous ass shots and dance videos", "The great filter theory or something.", "Of go to New Zealand, always happy people there, or Canada. Maybe NZ and Canada just have that positive vibe as a front and they are doing evil stuff like banning nachos in that year..", "nice", "This is nonsense, we have more than enough energy on earth at this time and the technology to retrieve it.", "Is it? Why? Because reddit told you so?\n\nClimate change is a problem, not a catastrophe. The sooner the hysterics admit this the better for society.", "I'm saving this post of yours because i really want to read up on all these things", "Wouldn’t be surprised tbh", "There’s certain points at which though you can be sure someone isn’t going to appear out of thin air and catch you falling with no parachute. If we totally destroyed the ozone layer for instance that would be it, we wouldn’t get long enough to find a solution.", "Desktop version of /u/DeltaUltra's link: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schools_of_economic_thought>\n\n --- \n\n ^([)[^(opt out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiMobileLinkBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^(]) ^(Beep Boop. Downvote to delete)", "We're talking about a redditors interpretation of an MIT study.\n\nAlso, nerds have legitimately ALWAYS been doomsayers and the long and storied history of experts and scientists is chock full of otherwise smart people making stupidly negative predictions about humanity by extrapolating today's problems until they're untenable. It's been a constant trend since Plato was predicting that democracy would eventually lead to the end of just rule. \n\nSociety isn't without its problems, but Food supplies, industrial output, and energy supply has never ever been more secure and anyone who tells you those things are trending towards a collapse anytime soon is full of shit or misinformed.", "MIT Scientist to move to Terminus soon?", "Can you explain some of these terms? They are new to me.", "This theory/hypothesis only holds up because our only frame of reference is us humans. And so far, we have hardly shown any sign of being able to cooperate on a global scale. If the human race as a whole had the same goal, the hypothesis would probably not hold. But knowing us, it probably would not happen.\n\nAlien civilizations might have a different social construction which allows them to explore further.\n\nMaybe the imminent destruction of a planet would be enou- oh wait...", "We are rapidly developing computers which can predict the future.\n\nWe are heading quickly towards a minority report society.", "Or they'll invent a \"hide-from-the-humans\" technology. Which, if we're going to be honest, a lot of us would deploy ourselves if we could. Don't deny it. :)", "That’s not what I’m saying at all.", "Yep. It's disgusting how these places spread this garbage everywhere, society will look back on this period as an epic tragedy of misinformation, killing millions of young people out of unjustified despair.\n\nThe stats showing how poorly our present media structure is affecting kids are downright scary.", "Bah. People have been predicting the end of people since people started.", "Honestly bud it's panicky both ways, go check out any right wing sub for panic over how they're going to \"lose their freedom\" and \"be locked up for being conservative/Christian\", and how using renewables tech will destroy America etc", "I don't think anyone was about to deny it...", "Can't argue with that one", "Now that Biden is in charge, it's the conservatives who panic about inflation, immigrants, energy costs, vaccinations etc", "It IS exponential growth. It was at Gutenbergs time and it is now. \nThe printing press was all that different. It just took a lot longer to get there.\nFor 3000 thousand years horse drawn carriages was the fastest vehicle on earth. Ostensibly getting faster and faster. 150 years of trains, cars, planes and rockets have left any improvements made to the chariot pretty effing insignificant in comparison.", "\"This theory only holds up because we haven't proven otherwise\". That's kind of how theories work though. It's also supported by the fact we haven't encountered aliens, and attempts to provide a reason as to why", "The age of the primates is coming to an end. Once it happens, the planet can begin to clean up the toxic mess we made, and then a new species can emerge. We are not the first species to die out and we won't be the last.", "no point wasting my money sending the kids to MIT for an education then", "Good. To be honest, I'm kinda looking forward to it. Our society sucks nuts. Maybe it'll be like Fallout!", "I think it is reasonable to assume that we would get better and better at it. But we don't have the evidence that we are actually good at it yet.\n\nI would certainly listen closer to what MIT is putting out, than to what Nostradamus scribbled down.", "Because this kind of news is almost guaranteed to get to the front page of us getting interaction thus gained the ad Revenue. Negativity breeds Revenue. Why do you think the news media on cable TV is a constant cycle of stuff like this?", "Well miss, life is like a box of choco... AAARRRGHH WTF IS THIS GET EM OFF GET EM OFF GET EM OFF!!!", "Slavers?", "No but this time they mean it!!!", "I'm hoping we find life on Mars or any of our neighboring planets/moons. We've had billions of years to seed them. Very disappointing if we don't.", "That shit was fucking funny", "I think you are missing the point if the you think the allegory was to illustrate the difficulty. \nIt was merely to point out that sometimes predicting what systems will do is easi_er_ than predicting what specific parts will do. \n\nAn individual stock price is utterly insignificant in this system. It is an air molecule underneath an oil tanker being dropped to the ground.", "Not if you live like we do, captain. ROAD WARRIOR LIFE", "Cool, i'll see you then.", "Star trek is our plan.", "I'll be in my early 70s so I'll just stock up on weed, booze, and freeze dried food and wait for the inevitable. But, I'll off myself before any mob can get hold of me.", "Well yeah, but a theory on a samplesize of 'one' (I know there's been more human civilizations collapsing, but they were all still human) is kind of moot isn't it? That's why I'd rather call it a hypothesis. We just lack sufficient data on civilizations beyond humankind. We will probably always lack that though. If we're talking humankind, definitely a theory, if applied to the multiverse, hypothesis.", "Every comment above this convinced me to not watch the video. Now I'm fucking ecstatic to hear this shit.", "Jesus, republicans are fucking morons.", "You don't need to foresee actual technological advances to model them. For example, More's Law didn't model the technology that would allow the number of transistors in an integrated circuit to double about every two years. It just said that it would.", "you control what you see.", "this guys voice. ugh.", "Hope I could get a Gal before that :/", "So I gotta work for 19 more years? Dang", "scorched earth begins in 2040", "Survivorship bias is a real issue. I have personally survived every challenge thrown at me too, but all it takes is one nasty cancer, reckless driver or other accident/attack and it's game over. And there won't be any hindsight to think \"Oh, I guess I wasn't invincible after all\", because I'll be dead.", "This seems pretty silly.", "Spending too much time on Reddit, obviously.", "Even if that is true, my modest guess is that plenty of otherworldly civilizations would make it way further than us. It feels like we're exceptionally dumb or suicidal.", "I think I'd rather live like a king 500 years ago.", "logging into Reddit after taking a 4 month break \"oh cool, it's still nothing but people fighting about gender and fear porn\"", "One of the metrics they were tracking was population decline. \n\nOne way to avoid that for some countries will be with immigration.", "Completed isolated from society??? \n\nYou can literally drive from Washington state into Vancouver today.\n\nSure, it’s isolated from Canada. But it’s definitely not isolated from the world. Trucks are driving into Vancouver from the US.", "If you say the solution you get banned from reddit", "Awwwww, but I want it to collapse now.", "Point: is such a collapse predicated on the invention of the atomic bomb? If so does further research and invention of even more powerful weapons necessary? Food for thought.", "Let's prove them wrong guys", "The Mayan calendar never predicted the end of the world. It predicted the end of an age - at which point a new age would be begin…\n\nThe Mayans never believed the world would end.", "Other civilizations found us a long time ago my friend. They don't talk to the animals at the zoo.", "Well screw my retirement eh….", "Well you have the remember not the entire world is the USA. Many other countries exist which don’t really have these kinds of problems", "I say if we manage to get an industrial sized fusion powerplant going it will change things. Either that or widespread viable thorium nuclear plants like India is doing rn. Other than that I don't see much averting the next economic collapse. Idk if \"society will end\" but there will be a big collapse like the ones in 2008 or 1920.", "Fuckin' DUMP TRUCK", "It's very different now that we live in a globalized society. \n\nFirst of all, extreme weather events aren't necessarily local. We can have droughts in many places at once, fucking up the food supply and burning down forests on a scale we never experienced before. Same with storms and floods.\n\nSecondly, we have all sorts of modes of transportation now. Populations won't just sit around and die. They will move to parts of the planet that are less affected. And those parts of the planet less affected will likely not be welcoming to tens of millions or hundreds of millions of refugees. That means outright genocides or otherwise bloody conflicts.\n\nAnd last but not least, we have a whole lot of weapons of mass destruction that can kill most of humanity very quickly. We haven't used those weapons for a while and therefore assume we never will, but if a nuclear power has no access to water, there is no reason to believe it won't nuke a country that denies refuge or vital resources.", "A hive mind type of civilization, like evolved ants could probably make it.", "You don't know me", "I hope it’s just a phase. I’m not a SLP but if it arose quickly it’s doubtful that it’s a permanent impediment.", "So about the millionth time this has been predicted then", "2040? That's ridiculously optimistic.", "> All of these models assume our current resources are finite or depletable. The answer to most of these models/predictions is to ask \"what if they aren't?\"\n\n[snip the rabbits out of the hat that will solve everything]\n\nIt's interesting how this has all turned into a comfort story. We talk talk talk to avoid the math which shows the rabbits have no meat. It's not about available reserves, it's about what you can get your hands on without spending energy. Bezos has a lot of money, that doesn't help me one bit paying my rent.\n\nOil has has turned the natural world into stuff for us the entertain outselves with. As long as the flow rate increases, it's all fine and dandy. But after each doubling of the economy we use as much oil as all of humanity before that. And that creates a world of more people and more stuff that all must be maintained with more and more energy. Until you run out of energy that is. People see the pool of oil on the chess board and think we're fine.\n\nOnce the flow rate declines the economy will do too, there will be no new jobs and it becomes a zero sum economy. The economy has not been recovering for two decades now and this has everything to do with it.", "So if the sun was going super nova in this century according to scientists, we'd be pretty damn worried.", "Well a virus that could have been stopped if people did basic things is what's going to end it for us.", "Oh, sweet summer child....", "I call dibs on being Aunty Entity (Tina Turner's character) however it will have to be uncle instead. Fun fact her steel mail dress weighed 121 lbs according to the Mad Max Wiki but that seems like bullshit. Just found a more believable source saying it was 70 lbs.", "One last team up?", "Can we at least get a plumbus up in here???", "This is exactly what I mean. We are fluid, not rigid.", "It's called the The Great Filter", "The misinformation being spread is that climate change isn't as bad as it seems. The same agencies that used to be hired by tobacco companies to claim that cigarettes won't harm you are the same ones working for fossil fuel companies now.\n\nSo yes, whoever remains will look back at this period as one of rampant misinformation. And the most problematic misinformation has to do with belittling and denying the threat of climate change.", "May I suggest you consider pretirement?", "No sense in paying back those student loans from MIT then.", "Oh great, the supposedly best engineering university in the US has started predicting Doomsday. They might as well be one of those crazy Christian cults. The university system is such a scam!", "At this point the second scenario seems more likely.", "That's why I said hardly. Trade is the one thing that kind of works on a global scale, but there's way too many grabbers for it to amount to something as it is now. Of course, I'm just speculating a bunch, and nothing that I said should be taken with authority.", "I'll be 67. You little bastards better stay off my lawn. Grandpa is carrying heat!", ".... You're wrong. You're thinking of the western roman empire. You're making the same mistake as the shitty narrator. The Eastern part of the empire continued to thrive for centuries after the fall of Rome.", "They take it very seriously over at r/vxjunkies", "MIT made this prediction in 1972. In 2020 Gaya Herrington, Director Advisory, Internal Audit & Enterprise Risk at major accounting firm KPMG, updated MIT’s statistical model.\n\nIn Herrinton’s estimates, the world’s population, industrial output, food and resources will rapidly decline. The 2100s will be comparable to the 1900s, according to Vice. However, Herrington is treating her research as a personal project as a precaution to see how well the MIT model holds up.\n\nSource: https://thehill.com/changing-america/sustainability/climate-change/563497-mit-predicted-society-would-collapse-by-2040", "If you haven’t yet, go and pick up Cixin Liu’s book of sci-fi short stories, “The Wandering Earth”. The titular story deals with something like that :)", "Brother I’m a couple months shy of 30 and the only thing my body is “able” to do is eat and sleep.", "> The reason that humans are the dominant species is because we are, by far, the most adaptable species in the planet.\n\nThe reason that humans are the dominant species is because we have a credit card called oil. We (those who grabbed it first) use it to turn natural resources into stuff and waste. That's what an economy is.", "This is why avicci died", "> mental health crisis being caused by social media\n\nNo. \n\nThe mental healthe crisis is being caused by people finally learning the truth about how fucked up the world is because the information is no longer a secret held by the leaders and governments of the world it is freely avaliable to all and plain to see. The WWW has allowed us to connect to others and discuss injustices and the destruction of the planet we live on. We are not in ignorant bliss anymore.\n\nIf you are not at least a little bit depressed about the state of the world and environement we live in and how we still knowingly destroying it everyday you are the one with mental health problems.", "Is this a creme brulee joke?", "I'll be in my 50s too. Want to start a gang? We can all buy convertibles or motorcycles and drive them around going 10 under the speed limit.", "Or sabotaged stools... you don't want the central column to bypass the seat...", "We could be in luck. Anything can happen.", "But he still pronounces it the same way... Only now it's spelled wrong so no-one gets it right.", "Humans were the dominant species long, long, long before oil was a factor in any way.", "Anytime before monday is fine with me.", "Could be that life is extremely unlikely even to take place but then ontop of that the odds of evolution producing high intelligence with the ability to manipulate the environment is even more extremely rare. Could be high level intelligence is galaxies apart making contact almost impossible before a civilization even reaches a certain point.", "We are still watching Economics Explained in 2021?", "When you max out your creditcard, life is good, you don't worry about the time they come to collect.", "God dammit. That will be a decade before retirement.", "Rome is eternal", "why is this guys accent sound so much more homosexual than other australian accents?", "This is the guy that said the dutch economy is the most inequal one in the world based off of some obscure number on wikipedia with no real scource I wouldnt take him too seriously", "I always recommend reading Three Body Problem when I see a comment such as this.", "Good", "Well, population multiplied by 10 when we found it. We're bacteria in a petri dish observing that half of it is still empty and concluding there's nothing to worry about.", "Prison Mike or Magic Mike?", "[Lmao](https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=now%207-d&q=Translunar%20wheezy%20farms)", "retire early and often", "Or: Someone at MIT just watched Foundation on HBO and is a little over-excited.", "I know it's prom times coming up, and if you're a senior in high school you're thinking \"What the heck am I gonna do for a date?\" Take your sister, dum-dum, she's a girl.", "Fuck off with your nihilism.", "what goes in the hole comes out the hole!", "The negative news circulated by social media is often hyperbolic and exaggerated at best (such as the video in question) or simply fake at worst. All for clicks and views. And positive news, which believe it or not, does exist, is always less efficient at garnering engagement than negative news, so people focus on spreading the latter. \n\nThere are plenty of studies indicating that young people who frequently use social media have increased levels of depression, anxiety, and isolation.\n\nThere is a difference between being aware of issues in the world and hyper-focusing on them to the point you no longer enjoy life. If you can't do anything about it what is the point of dwelling on it constantly?\n\nBeing edgy, jaded, depressed or miserable doesn't make you superior to people who aren't. I respect people who acknowledge serious issues but don't let it dictate their lives a lot more than people who wallow in said issues and are constantly trying to drag others down with them.", "i.e. it is a timing issue", "For humanity it sounds right.", "A lot of popular YouTubers seem to be young guys in their early 20s, so I guess it's not that surprising that when you get information from popular YouTube channels, it's a bit limited.", "Read them 10 years ago when I was 12. Inspired my passion in sci fi and writing", "Ya dummy!", "fuck sake im gonna be so old when it happens. I simply cannot be arsed with that!", "A study from Imperial University suggested that last year Pakistan was going to experience 60k deaths in a day due to COVID, and the study couldn't have been more inaccurate. The human will to improvise and find new ways to survive will surprise us all", "I can’t speak for his creaminess, but they are both burnt.", ">I see you post on r/collapse. I STRONGLY recommend avoiding that subreddit. The view there is extremely warped, and misinformation is pretty rampant. Believing that things cannot be fixed is a self fulfilling prophecy. If you care about the climate crisis we need you fighting your ass off -- not subjecting yourself to the feeling that it's hopeless.\n\n\n\nYeah, I've popped my head in that sub a couple of times. The quality of articles they cite as \"sources\" are hot trash. It's a group that gets off on disaster porn, nothing more.", "It’s not my theory it’s just something I read but it makes you think but I’ll definitely read what you are talking about.", "> predictors never take into account incredibly passionate people who do near miraculous things to keep this thing going.\n\nThat's exactly what you are implying. That stuff is going to be solved, because it can, because some people are working on it.", "MIT has predicted that society will collapse in 2040. The reasons why they predict this is because of our growing population and the increasing use of the Internet of Things (IoT) in our homes and in our society. Read more here.", "Yeah and then there's that one comment thread full of people saying liberals are being too negative by spreading this stuff. COME ON PEOPLE. By blaming liberals for \"negative news\" that you didn't even digest, YOU are the problem. Seems like we need to take our collective heads out of our asses before we put our opinions online.", "His voice pitches weirdly at some words end end of sentences. After noticing it the video gets exponentially harder to watch as time goes by. Also the message is depressing", "Makes sense that the elites are trying to get us out the way now", "I was joking my dude", "Sorry for stating my opinon. \n\nWhy do you have to get rude? Comeback at me with something rather than telling me to fuck off.", "I agree.", "Yes I was trying to think what it was called. Thanks", "I can’t unhear it now", "Please stop giving people goals to reach, there’s too many speed runners around.", "I believe calculations have been done determining that a drone could travel to the nearest star system in like 2,000 years, mine resources to replicate itself there, and then send out more drones to adjacent star systems. Continuing this loop you'd have the entire galaxy filled with these things in like (coincidentally) ~10 million years. Any species could have done this by now, but nobody has as far as we can tell...", "i'm way too high and i can't tell if this comment is serious or not and it's tripping me out.... oh god what the FUCK are wheezys? dynaflex? i feel like i almost understand all this shit but it's just out of reach", "You might be right. It wasn’t my theory just something I read but it makes you think. Know one knows for sure", "You managed 5 minutes!? I turned it off after about 8 lines.", " Another Boomer predicting the world will and right about the time his life does.", "Bezos has a lot of money, that doesn't help me one bit paying my rent.\n\nIf you're spending less on consumer goods, staples, and groceries because of Amazon, which most of us are, or if you work in a job that leverages Amazon's markets or web services, or of you're selling to customers who have more to spend because of these, then yeah it does help pay your rent.", "I can’t disagree with you. Any therory is as good as the next.", "The global economy is inherently unsustainable. It is not physically possible to grow infinitely in resource use, on a planet with finite resources. Eventually, such a system will collapse.", "Oh, it's another prediction of the end of the world. We haven't had one of these every single year for the last 2000+ years, have we?", "Maybe if we all start doing squats in tandem during daytime.\n\nThe squat civilization.", "By the time that happens I'll be too old to care\n\nSo not really my problem tbh", "im legit surprised none of that word soup was even close to existing sci fi references.", "I really don't think people consider the Byzantine Empire to be the continuation of the Roman Empire.", "NUMBER 9, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE", "My last acid trip said 2039...", "Someone predicted society would collapse 50 years ago? That's nothing, Thomas Malthus predicted societal collapse over 200 years ago.", "Life is giving me enough anxiety already. It’s getting very difficult watching my kids grow up knowing the shit they’ll have to deal with that I never had to experience. As much as I want to be a grandpa, I secretly hope they don’t have kids so there will be less I need to worry about. I’ll pass on watching this video.", "That’s actually a good comment. We really don’t have any other worlds we can compare ourselves to. Know one really knows all we can do is theorize but it’s all just a guess", "I'll be in my 40s, but I'll probably just kill myself too", "Not if I want to keep up the same dietary and sexual lifestyle, which I intend to.", "yup", "Any time I watch the news, it's all I can think about- how they all sound the same.\n\nEdit: https://youtu.be/ksb3KD6DfSI", "Unless you get your news from the front page of Reddit lol", "yeah but when you have infinite time does rarity even matter?", "I do. But the determination of the bozos that oppose these things is strong. They're prepared to go the distance.", "You mean we still have 20-ish more years of this shit? \n\nDamn...", "So I'll still have to pay my student loans off for 20 more damn years? How do we hurry this up", "Speedrun", "Except it didn't. A handful of the top commenters accused OP of making a bad counterargument. Which he did. His argument was bad. That isn't the same thing as defending UE. Besides, one of the top comment chains was\n\n> R1ing unlearning economics is basically cheating at this point.\n>> Then why are so few people raking up the free cloture?\n>>> Because just about every time someone does one, half of the top comments are people telling the OP they failed to actually refute the claims made by Unlearning Economics. People assume the strong political bias should be easy to counter and many people will take any argument against him at face value because it confirms their priors.\n>>>> That’s pretty much exactly what happened here.\n\nWhich I take to mean even the subreddit itself, as a whole, acknowledges it is, at the very least, populated by people who are hostile towards leftist economic analysis. That a vocal minority of that subreddit is willing to call out bad faith arguments is all well and good, but it doesn't change the overall ideological leaning of the subreddit.", "Well I did say ‘near’ miraculously which is an important distinction because I’m not implying some superior being is going to save us from ourselves. \n\nAll I know is there are plenty of people who, despite everything, love life and are passionate about keeping it going. The mind is incredible, people have the power to be incredible, and history has shown time and time again that when things look their bleakest, the sun continues to rise again.\n\nI’m not saying I’m not worried about the future, I certainly am and I want to do my part to make it better, but that requires not giving up at the minimum. Not being so needlessly bleak when the game hasn’t even ended yet.", "Yes, just like everyone else. See where that goes", "Thank you! I honestly thought I was listening to Aussie Forrest Gump!", "And then those very things have unforseen consequences that can only be mitigated by some other unforseen solution...", "I sense it. At least I’ll be a bit older and in a better place, perhaps.", "Damn! My bad. 😅😅", "Finally some good news", "It's called \"retirony\"", "He also has a video on lexicons of other countries. He's a wannabe expert on pretty much anything he can string together enough words to created a 10-minute video.", "I don't know about the source of the research, but Economics Explained are the same clowns that have released 3 hyperinflation videos this year, and one in 2020 called \"The US Economy lost 33% of it's value\" with the thumbnail \"The End of an Empire\" so lol.", "I mean that being said nitrate fetilization causes more harm then good. We are using up our topsoil at a unnatural pace. We only really put off the problem, we will only continue to do that until we learn that we can't out enginer our reality. That the best course of action is to accept what the planet can sustain and live in those means.", "It's a neoliberal subreddit and their posts reflect as much. The sub is overwhelmingly pro-capitalist. Which, fine, they're a bunch of socially liberal people with undergrad degrees in economics. Cool. That also makes them innately conservative, because neoliberalism is a conservative ideology.", "You presented a sense of understanding and compassion, you are gucci", "I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.", "why off yourself if you can go really hardcore? if you plan on offing yourself either way, there is no drawback to going all out", "Well he might if he accounts for the right variables. Doesn’t have to get an accurate trajectory like astronomers. But, we need to study the model to put any belief in it. As far as I know the biggest threat is climate change which can get us anywhere close to doom.", "I have worked in large scale tissue culture environments, I'm referring the to amount of energy invoked in the whole supply chain and the huge amount of single use plastic involved in its production. All for something that is not needed, farming sustainably can be done as long as meat becomes something that is not required for every meal. I'm not anti tech, I am friends with people working in meat alternative startups who instead of looking to make artificial meat they are looking to make components of animal fats in bioreactors with a variety of uses.\n\nGreen hydrogen, for personal use cases, is still a myth. It might have uses but the costs of doing it will make it prohibitive for day to day use for things such as flying (I think afreeride.org is needed). \n\nRenewable energy is not as renewable as we think, the amount of oil required to make the raw materials mean that with current uses it won't last as long as is often assumed, it can only be a stop gap until large scale take up of nuclear (or ideally fusion, it crops up occasionally and seems to be making progress). \n\nI'm not going to say r/collapse is a great source of information, it is an echo chamber where 90%+ is nonsense. You have to be able to filter out and go to source materials.\n In that sense it is just a mirror of r/futurology which is mainly fluff pieces from advertising departments in startups that are treated as gospel.\n\n\nI am an academic (not in climate science) and the view that we are doing to little to late and not addressing the real issues is just accepted. I was optimistic a decade ago and would follow technology closely, but have lost faith that we can meet the challenges anywhere quick enough.\n\nSociety won't collapse like the sub believes but our lives will be unrecognisable in a few decades. \n\nI can't wait to be optimistic, I just need a reason to be.", "Im all in on they are full of shit", "Bruh, I don’t see it lasting past 2025 the way we’re going", "MIT is now woke. MIT is fucked as a result - politics will pervert reason. What a shame for the Left to ruin a gem of a technical institute.", "It's also the basis for the entire Foundation series by Isaac Asimov's. (Recently adapted to a TV series by AppleTV)", "It's an illustration of an unreachable stock. This technological civilization works because we pump Bezos out of the ground for basically free, not because he saves us a few pennies.", "4 people watched the video but 100 rushed here to say pretty much exactly what he said in the video while calling him an alarmist. \n\nIn their defense though I almost bowed out when I saw it was 18 minutes.", "i'm betting 1000 dollars against this prediction.\n\nif i am right, reddit owes me 1000 bucks.\n\nif i am wrong, jokes on you\n\nit's a win win.\n\nyes, i do invest in the stock market and crypto, how did you guess?", "Do most Australians pronounce assume as ashume?", "Why would anyone do this?", "Bet it doesn’t", "Cool", "Check please!", "I'll start armoring my Subaru straight away", "Out of all realities we choose fallouts to follow? Man wtf", "Yeah, everyone's saying, \"oh it's only a matter of time before we invent faster-than-light technology if we don't kill each other first.\" What if physicists are correct and it's just flat-out impossible?", "I really hate this thinking. Those predictions made in the past were made by people who didn't have nearly the kind of access to information we do now, nor did they face the same problems. I'm tired of seeing warning after warning about our dire situation get shot down with \"they always invented something in the past that saved us!\"", "Just close enough to be concerned, just far enough that people will likely forget by the time it arrives and the people making the prediction will have likely retired and will deny they were serious anyway..", "We can only hope", "I got the retirement battle pass, when does the season end?", "Only in Boston", "Why would the Right care about college?", "This video references the work that shows the models are on-track. Of course the poster of this comment didn't watch the video before commenting some stupid shit.", "\"Predictions are hard, especially about the future.\"", "With YouTube premium now a bigger thing (no ads for premium members) I don't know how much the pre-roll ads plays into thing. I know when premium members watch videos, their membership cost offsets the lack of an ad for that user.\n\nIn am not sure the exact way they me monetize each individual video, only that for you to be eligible for monitization at all, you need 4000 watch hours in the last 12 months, and 1000 subscribers.\n\nAs for fluff in the beginning, they do that because of someone is actually interested in the topic of the video, they will wait it out. If the fluff is at the end of course, people will stop the video as soon as the content ends. The fluff itself is either to increase video length (to meet whatever requirements), because the creator is actually marketing something (like merchandise) or their sponsors require it of them.\n\nIn the end though, only YouTube knows how it's all playing out and they are not very open about how it all works.", "Honestly dude, the doom and gloom we are constantly being exposed to these years is taking a toll on my mental health. Just so hopeless and meaningless.", "I just I can’t tell if these are real, I’ll be the first one to admit I googled “translunar wheezy farms”. I’ll save y’all the time the only thing that pulled up was this post. So……this is a great post is what I’m saying.", "Isn't such a shame that nuclear energy has such a bad rep even though it can help us solve the energy crisis in such a huge way.", "not soon enough", "The end of a civilization isn't really the same as the end of the world, its not even the end of humanity. Like the end of the mayans, or romans, or ancient Egyptian empires probably sucked for the people at the time, but we're still here now.", "Yup! I am one of the many victims of these hopeless, doomsday shit. My mental health aim't great to begin with but doom and gloom and hopelessness all over media does not help!", "The point of the video is that comparing the results of the old model to modern ones gets a similar result but a shorter timescale. Not just relying on the 50 year old model. Specifically referencing the more recent ones.\n\nI don't fully agree with the results' pessimism but I at least paid enough attention to not misunderstand the point of the video.", "I appreciate the response, but I'm not following. The technological civilization works because innovation is causing our effective supply of energy to grow faster than our demand for energy. This will continue to accelerate. We will never run out of energy, even as we use more and more.", "Nice", "I am so sorry you have to deal with terrible ignorance of people. 😔😔😔", "Guns.\nLots of guns.", "No they didn't. This is fake. They didn't read the study. Or grasp uts Concept. \n\nThe study actually concluded that birth rates are declining, which will actually help the problem. \n\nReddit really needs to remove all thsi fake ass shit", "Sorry man, you aren’t a proponent of the blindly optimistic hive mind, thus downvotes.", "The great empires didn’t crumble to nothing. They propagate.", "I’m not sure, but I’m pretty sure they’re too old for this shit", "Poop-ception", "Honestly I am inclined to collapse civilisation now if it meant not hearing his voice again", "> We will never run out of energy, even as we use more and more.\n\nWe'll run out of energy that's easy to get, same with minerals, and the opposite with waste.\n\n>because innovation\n\nNo, innovation makes it more efficient to transform energy and natural resources into stuff.", "I think it’s more likely we’ll have been “mining” the sun by then- a process called star lifting which scoops hydrogen off the sun for use in fusion reactors - that it will have increased the sun’s life span by slowing its rate of fusion. \n\nOf course people will be freaking out about that too though.", "/r/climateactionplan", "Didn't include the James Webb Space Telescope, 100x more powerful than the Hubble. Who's ready to see some alien cheeks?", "That is something we can all do every day in every aspect of our lives. For you, I would drop youtube for life tips from morons.\n\nAs far as the environment is concerned, which is primarily what we are discussing, the onus is not on the individual. The individual cannot provide what is required to avert a global catastrophe (that your YouTube moron doesn't believe in because he is a moron), even collectively.\n\nAction and regulation is required at governmental levels, and these need to be drastic, uncomfortable, unpopular changes.", "Because being alarmed over the state of our planets' man-made environmental crisis is crying for karma on reddit, probably. According to whatever his name is.", "Keen. Humanity needs a do over.", "> Eventually, the true superior system/economy/belief/policy will surface. \n\nWhere does that happen in human endeavors on a macro scale? In case you haven't noticed, a minority of rich and powerful individuals can keep things going however they want in spite of there being glaringly obvious courses of action that are more beneficial.", "How?", "I mean, Brule definitely did a lot of the heavy lifting , but really got overshadowed because nobody saw Einstein mathing himself out of the grave for a second go-around. That really helped the duo secure any funding they needed for research.", "Business as usual, yep definitely how this works ends. Stupid humans.", "Nice.", "What is easy to get is what is growing faster than our consumption, because innovation is changing the definition of what is easy to get. We can already efficiently create hydrocarbons with solar. We will not run out of cheap energy. I don't understand the doomsday mentality and negativity. This is the most exciting and prosperous time in humanity's history, and it will continue to improve.", "Last time I checked, society hasn't collapsed at this time", "He was looking for the three shells.", "Maybe not but it certainly feels like it", "Copper > ac current > enigma > computers > mutually assured destruction > arpanet/internet > wifi > mobile phones > vr porn", "Okay", "Damn that means 20 more years of working", "RemindMe! 2040", "An scientist", "No this video is in response to a follow up study in 2021 which found that the \"business as usual 2\" model was the one which we have been following most closely. \n\nMIT never predicted the world would end, they simply created a bunch of simulations, one of which we may be on track for.", "I Guess All They Saw Was Uranus, Huh?\"", "Nostradamus, that's how", "The Eastern roman empire very much is the Roman empire. In fact, the word you've just used, \"Byzantine\", is a term that was made up long after the fall of the empire. The Byzantines themselves never considered themselves and their empire to be anything but Roman. Not only them but all of their contemporaries as well. In fact, by the time of the fall of Rome, Constantinople had already been the centre of the empire for a very long time. \n \nWhat you're displaying right now is a very common historical misunderstanding that mostly comes about due to the renaissance renaming of the eastern roman empire into the \"byzantine\" empire. Read up a little and you'll quickly find that there is not a single historian on earth that does not consider the ERE to be the Roman empire. At best, you'll find distinctions being made between the western and eastern parts of the empire but no one will ever dispute that they both were the Roman empire.", ">It IS exponential growth. It was at Gutenbergs time and it is now.\n\nYep, that's how you're built to see history.\n\n>For 3000 thousand years horse drawn carriages was the fastest vehicle on earth. Ostensibly getting faster and faster. 150 years of trains, cars, planes and rockets have left any improvements made to the chariot pretty effing insignificant in comparison.\n\nAgain, you see it that way. But in 1700 you would have said roughly the same thing about whatever transportation improvements had been made in your generation. Bigger ships, better roads, reliable covered wagons that let small bands settle frontiers. And that would be the case in a truly exponential regime, but you just demonstrated the problem: you lumped thousands of years of massive and civilization-shaping transformations in transportation down into a mere footnote. Mostly you do this because you've been raised to think that between Rome and the Renaissance, there wasn't much change, but of course the people who lived through the advances in sea travel, establishment of reliable trade routes and so on, didn't see it that way.\n\nSome advances are exponential* like transistor density. Some advances are sudden \"paradigm shifts\" as Kuhn named them (c.f. The Structure of Scientific Revolutions). But the overall advancement of human technology is made to seem at least more starkly exponential due to the way we compress our representation of history.", "Yes, an EM-I-TEE scientist.", "Guys Like You Don't Die On Toilets", "Not really, redditors just get a kick from thinking they are smarter than everyone else.", "Easy to get means energy in/out = 100. Despite all innovation this value has been dropping to 30 and less. If you're going to sequester carbon this will easily drop to 10. Londen requires 40. Our civilization can do with 10. The Romans taxed the energy out of the farmers they conquered and got to 6. Farmers who are not taxed can get to 4. Hunter gatherers no more than 2.\n\n> This is the most exciting and prosperous time in humanity's history\n\nIt's like buying all the things in the shop with a credit card. It's awesome. Especially for those who can use this shared credit card of oil and natural resources mostly for themselves.\n\nI'm sorry, but people are blind to what's happening. It's not at all that hard to see, but people keep comforting each other with stories. I blame the smiling cows and chickens on the food packaging.", "MIT should try to predict when enough folks will be tired of living in poverty while rich people shove it in their faces through the mass consumption of media.", "Nope.", "To a deluxe apartment", "This is going to /r/confidentlyincorrect", "And it's a damn good one too. I like the couple eps with that wierd medical experiment group", "There are frontiers, and not just physical ones. We expand into frontiers in exponential-seeming fashion because that's how frontiers work. It's the same for the spread of disease or the expansion of a gas. But frontiers only last for a specific period. Computer technology and the settlement of the new world were frontiers. I say exponential-seeming because such frontier expansion only appears exponential. It actually follows a sigmoid progression, but when you're in the middle of sigmoid growth it looks exponential!\n\nThere are also paradigm shifts as Kuhn described them. These are large, non-linear, often seemingly discontinuous advances that are made through a single discovery such as relativity or the miniature transistor.\n\nThe two sorts of advances often intertwine. But the idea that we're on some exponential trajectory where someday soon every human advance will appear as nothing compared to 10 minutes of discoveries is a product of our way of compressing the past.", "Considering we're already experiencing widespread drought, historic flooding, unprecedented wildfires, and other extreme weather disasters and nobody in positions of power seem to care all that much, I think you're vastly underestimating people's willingness to accept the status quo.", "Wholesome Keanu 100", "I cant believe this clickbait garbage is on the front page", "The point is that a man-made jet engine is capable of doing so much more than a nature-made donkey, but a donkey has been around for ages and is very reliable.", ">Oil has has turned the natural world into stuff for us the entertain outselves with. As long as the flow rate increases, it's all fine and dandy. But after each doubling of the economy we use as much oil as all of humanity before that.\n\nIsn't that solved by all the limitless energy the guy above you is talking about? Doubling our energy consumption will continue until it can't anymore, but the amount of available resources is pretty much incomprehensible. That equilibrium is a long way from us. \n\nI don't feel like you really addressed any of his points, you kinda just rehashed the same argument that's being discussed here: that societal collapse is constantly predicted erroneously due to failure to account for things we can't predict. \n\nThat's not to say we should just ignore problems like climate change. It's easy to see all the ways people have adapted to problems and think it doesn't matter, but many of those other 'resolved' problems were precipitated by a similar effort to direct resources to the issue. \n\nHumans will adapt to climate change even if we do nothing, but that future is likely to have less people than the one where we are proactive.", "As is tradition.", "When my father got out of school it was straight into World War 2 and the Navy.", "No, that's a different job than main character.", "Which society? Im sure a few will survive.", "Lol", "Lmfao you think the power would still be on? Either you’re extremely stupid or naively optimistic in your ability to survive without food and water. You may think you’re living in a movie but you’d probably be one of the first to die lol. There are no wheelchair ramps in the apocalypse.\n\nThose rants really are something. If you aren’t seeing a therapist, I really suggest you start! I mean that in a caring way. You may like it.", "How would a country without private property work?", "Couldn’t get through more than 50 seconds, this guys sounds obnoxious", "Self sealing stem bolts.", "Only the sense of when it started. If there was no Big Bang or beginning then sure, but if there is one then yeah life might become of a more probable though it still would need it’s time to cook", "The invisible ones in our society would be the survivors.\n\nThe laborers who can work two jobs and live in a house with 12 people. The men in the street who can sleep the night while frozen rain pelts their tent. The short wiry gunfighters with years of real combat experience defending their homes.\n\nThe TV shows and movies get it wrong. Big soft American farmers who go hunting on the weekend occasionally would not survive. Their size requires too many calories to sustain and acts to their detriment when bullets are trying to find their targets. Size was beneficial in the ancient world where the weapons of life and death were swung and thrown but nowadays, compactness and efficiency in combat is key.\n\nMost people who look forward to a collapse are typically the ones least likely to survive it.", "True, but immigration means cultural change which isn't always popular and provides an easy scapegoat for societal ills.\n\nAlso, the age of the immigrants matters here, since the depopulation problem is really an age imbalance problem (ie too few young people supporting too many old people).", "wow. a google search a translunar wheezy farms _shows this reddit post_.", ">economics explained", "Not worried. Also don’t care.", "It's called vocal fry. Combine that with uptalk and you will sound like a vally girl.", "With the current state of technology, nuclear energy is the ONLY way to make actual changes that could impact the environment globally in a meaningful way. Its too bad our politicians are in bed with green energy companies just like they are with most of the fossil fuel industry, subsidies for one and positive PR, Green expansions and incentives, all while masquerading the visage of \"climate conscious\" and ignoring any thing that could push nuclear forward in a positive light. Its a fucking sham, if anyone in DC says one word about the climate crisis and then expresses sentiments against nuclear energy, they have an agenda, they don't give a fuck about the planet.", "For example the growth of renewables doesn't keep up with the growth of energy demand. If a resource is available it will be sold and used. If efficiency increases we'll use more of it. Also electricity is not liquid fuel. $100T worth of machinery runs on liquid fuels and is going to be written off even if there's enough electricity, because oil is going to plateau or has already. There's no substitute for liquid fuels which is needed especially for trucks. You can make it, but it's an energy drain and a land drain and many projects have stopped already. It makes only sense in niche markets, for example Brazil with its sugarcane. What do you need trucks for? Well, 10 calories of your 1 calorie in food comes from fossil fuels, of which trucks are a big part. This while demand will increase, because the entire world tries to elevate itself to the middle class. You don't want a plateau of oil, you want growth, because that grows the econony, and the economy must grow itself out of debt, because that's how it creates its money. This economy will therefore not survive in its current form, there will be unemployment and the promise that everything will get better will not hold up in a zero sum economy and people are not going to like that.\n\nThe complexity of the problems is just enormous. And this is exactly as expected and how it has happened to all civilizations in the past. If the liquid fuels problem, and the climate problem, and the renewables problem, and the waste problem, and the chemicals problem, and all other problems are solved, we have just added more complexity to the system, that requires even more energy to sustain. The inability to sustain complexity is what makes all civilizations eventually fail.", "Semantics, help or get out of the way", "The solution is an economy that doesn't rely on infinite growth on a finite planet.", "David Attenborough is a pleasure to listen to though, with decades of experience doing voiceover, and does lots of modulating his voice up and down in sentence, so when he ends on a bit of a long note it seems to make sense.\n\nThis guy just continues at the same pitch until he gets to the end of the sentence and dips do-oooown.", "Stra-aaange.", "Presumably one prerogative it could be programmed with is to eliminate any signs of intelligent life, thereby decreasing the threat of future conflict in the galaxy during the expansion of the civilization that built it. Just keep a beacon with a signal that the AI can check to ensure your own planets don't get glassed and you're good to go", "I am so old I remember when the club of Rome predicted society would collapse by 2000", "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.", "* Billions hoarded and untaxed while humanity starves\n* Toxic company cultures of discrimination, overwork, and scant compensation/benefits\n\n> Track record of deploying them successfully\n\nIf you say so. Maybe if your bar for success is \"not Hitler\"\n\n> some incompetent Government official\n\nI'd take a postwar FDR govt over these \"benevolent dictators\" any day", "No doubt. Revolutionary.", "So this is a long rabbit hole but stocks (the majority of them) are not ownership instruments. If there are no dividends paid directly from the profit of the company - that means partial owners (stockholders) see zero money from the actual profit of the business. This means the only value of a no-dividend stock is that someone who thinks it has value will pay you for it - the greater fool. Think about it - all the money is just investors paying eachother for \"stocks\" or false ownership positions that themselves bring in no money. \n\nIn this case, the underlying profits of the business are completely irrelevant. People are trading baseball cards with the name of a company on it - and it is so deeply ingrained that stocks are ownership instruments that no one will ever question this\n\nFurthermore - dividends are so small and companies can just dilute shares to steal back the dividend they paid out that even dividend stocks are pretty much worthless - unless you can convince someone to pay more than you paid for it.\n\nStocks are basically a system to gamble - to create ponzi mechanics and hopefully be the guy that wins - but in a system where all the money to be made (capital gains) come from other investors - that means there is no value created - there is only people concentrating wealth for the top of the pyramid that manage to pull out at the right time. Everyone thinks they'll be that investor, but in order for that investor to win, someone has to lose.\n\n\nAnd one more point -- the idea that market cap is some pool of actual money is the fallacy that started this - stock price is just a quote for the next sale - a quote that will rapidly plunge if that market cap is ever actually realized by being cashed out.", "Annnd cue reasons why I'm scared to have a baby ....", "Sounds like the start of Foundation", "Clickbait title, most of the first half is actually about how much better society is getting. Something you will never hear on reddit", "Looking back Translunar wheezy farms and Topsoil Brandonification are dead giveaways. Since the first 3 were so realistic I was willing to give it a pass. Serve me well for trying to find some positive on the internet these days!", "Right, screw the fact that most people in developed nations live better than their country’s kings/leaders did back in the day", "How does calling them the capitalist class make me sound like a teenager? That's what they are. I don't care if someone is rich, I care about where they get their wealth from.", "I have really mixed feelings about it. I loved the originality of it and there were definitely some cool concepts, but I think there were some pretty big flaws.", "FOR YA HEALTH YA DANGUS", "PEACHES, AND GUACAMOL", "They had me until translunar wheezy farms", "> All I know is there are plenty of people who, despite everything, love life and are passionate about keeping it going. The mind is incredible, people have the power to be incredible, and history has shown time and time again that when things look their bleakest, the sun continues to rise again.\n\nAnd those same people are telling you there is no available tech and no viable physics to change the outcome in the near future, and in the mid term only if we go carbon 0 right now.\n\n> Not being so needlessly bleak when the game hasn’t even ended yet.\n\nWell, yeah, but politicians are relying on a 'saving grace' tech to not budge an inch. You might not think exactly like that, but there's too little wiggle room here for misunderstandings or misconceptions.", "Me too. Fuck.", "I don’t think we’re talking about the same people. I don’t think there’s any good reason for us to continue talking at all.", "I appreciate your thoroughness. Everywhere has some sort of natural disaster. Is Pacific Northwest prone to fire and rainstorms?", "He literally talks about the fact that they had multiple predictions based on different factors, including innovation, and that two of those would have good outcomes. Reality today best fits one of four or five options mentioned in the video alone, with more written in the paper", "Al Gore said Florida would be underwater by 2000. And again by 2010. These doomers are never right", "\"What are you, some kind of Brule?\" Doesn't sell as well", "Better. Red Letter Media Mike.", "I’ve spent the past several days re-listening to their Star Trek stuff in the background while I work, and I must say, it has been absolutely delightful. Especially their TNG stuff and the notion of Star Trek: Galaxy", "Within the course of five billion years honestly at some point you’d have enough time to start populating space with our current woefully underequipped for space colonization tech.", "Its irrelevant, I'm objecting to the idea that we would be unable to get back to where we are - its utter nonsense, we know how these things work and where they are located and that's 80% of the struggle.", "Get fucking real mate, stop listening to activists and start listening to scientists.", "Awwww, is someone mad that reddit is finally getting fed up of their unjustified doomerism?", "Rainstorms no; wildfires, yes but if you live in the arid shrub land of the Pacific Northwest the risk is lower.", "Lmao. \n\nIt's a good thing their R1's are made to rely as much as possible on empirical data then right?", "What city is shown at 1:13?", "Huh. I get you. So if there’s fire it just burns away the shrubs and that’s it? No major lasting effects because they just grow back?", "That's the problem. It's scientists raising the alarm with an overwhelming consensus. You are basically suggesting that the majority of scientific institutions, big and small, are conspiring to mislead the public into switching to renewables. A ridiculous notion. But you can't phantom that far more wealthy and powerful institutions would want to misinform the public about the dangers of their products.\n\nIf that's your way of assessing this situation, you might as well believe the science is still out on cigarettes and we made a big mistake believing that the ozone layer was in danger.", "You did the same thing to my comment you did to the other guy. You are demonstrating exactly what is being discussed here, attempting to extrapolate linearly on a set of problems that aren't linear.\n\nLiquid fuel will continue to be necessary until it isn't. Renewables are already becoming cheaper than hydrocarbons and coal. Multiple companies already have electric trucks on the way, but if that technology doesn't pan out the way electric cars have, something else will. Attempting to predict what the next thing is or the way that humans will adapt to the problems you describe is nearly impossible. But I can virtually guarantee it will happen. Note also, there are fuel sources such as hydrogen that can be manufactured using pretty much just electricity. There is no need for sugarcane plantations as a fuel source.\n\n> This economy will therefore not survive in its current form, there will be unemployment and the promise that everything will get better will not hold up in a zero sum economy and people are not going to like that.\n\nYou don't know that, and honestly I think it's not an especially likely outcome. Automation will continue to replace manufacturing jobs, while at the same time education will continue to reduce the birth rate. But if they don't, something else will.", "It's not nonsense depending on the extent of said collapse. Knowing how to get something and where to find it doesn't mean anything if you don't or can't have the means to actually get it. Knowing your grandfather stored his massive treasure in some exact location on a remote mountain doesn't mean you'll ever be able to retrieve it on your own.\n\nYou're simply not thinking about the implications of a collapse of civilization on a global level and what that means for the technology you think will save you.", "Do I think society will collapse by 2040? No. Will millions of people die in the next 30 years as a result of climate change? Yes. \n\nIt’s disgusting that you consider climate science to be misinformation and there is no helping you.", "> You are demonstrating exactly what is being discussed here, attempting to extrapolate linearly on a set of problems that aren't linear.\n\nYou are handwaving solutions that don't exist at scale and when ramped up will not keep up with demand.\n\nYour non-linearity applies to semiconductors and phones, because that's what you see every day. You assume it applies to energy, too.", "Right, the arid shrub land grows back in like 5 years. It’s better than a forest fire in my opinion, since most of the PNW is forest.", "No really, you just misunderstand the absolute desolation of climate change. Total nuclear war followed by a nuclear winter would be hell, but survivable hell. Climate catastrophe isn't", "That 3rd comment shows you you’re wrong. It takes 1 person to post but many to be half the comments telling OP they are wrong. 1 person said it was cheating and then the discussion gets more nuanced. \n\nYou’re cherry-picking one person saying something but the majority of the post is people defending the video. I think you are just being too sensitive to criticism and looking for bias from individuals rather than looking at the group.\n\nI can find people that are unfair and biased in every sub that is a bit more even handed. \n\nAny objective person that reads that thread will agree there are some biased people there but a shit ton of people just discussingg the actual economics. Maybeg you prefer just blindly worshiping people you ideological align with...", "In the skyyyyy", "Wonderful, now why don’t we fucking listen to scientists on how to prevent this instead of the broken egos of corrupt and power hungry politicians.", "I've been thinking this too but they're actually putting it on paper. Basically every company has to make more money this year than last year, and more money next year than this year, that's what makes a successful company. If a company isn't labeled as successful, they won't get loans, investments, top talent etc etc. That's works when we're a growing economy. In a growing economy you have 1) more customers (population) this year than last year and/or 2) higher paying customers (they spend more on your product). The problem is we're a shrinking economy. Every year since the 80s we've had a lower population with less money. This has caused companies to 1) Pay their employees less 2) Employ less people 3) Make their products lower quality and/or give out less of their product..... This leads to a feed back loop where people have less money, spend less, have less kids, which causes companies to pay less to get more...... This has led to an explosion of zombie companies, companies that are only functioning because of loans because they appear to be successful....... I believe one day soon the major brokages will be doing the math and they'll realize the math doesn't add up at all...... One day soon a major brokage will pull out all their money from the market, which will cause a cascade of all major brokages doing the same..... It'll be the crash to end all crashes... A 99% drop..... Overnight entire businesses, sectors, markets, economies will cease to exist.... That will be the beginning of our dark ages.", "You’re wrong about a lot in this post again. Saying it’s like baseball cards is like saying the deed to your house or car is just on paper so you don’t really own your home. You’re confusing things with vs without intrinsic value. \n\nDividends don’t really matter - it’s just an concrete way of showing the value to someone that isn’t understanding it. Ownership reflects future cash flows and like I said you have rights to the underlying assets. \n\nRisk of dilution is certainly a risk. I don’t disagree that there can be cases where management screw over shareholders. That’s different than it being a Ponzi scheme though. People can get screwed over. \n\nThe greater fool theory does exist in stocks but not for the reason you said. It exists in bubbles and overvaluations.", "Think about what you're saying -- the deed to your house or car is real proof of a real thing, you can see its real, because you can use your house for shelter and use your car for transportation. \n\nWhat is the actual benefit of owning a stock - take away capital gains and tell me why you would want to own a stock. \n\nYou say you have \"rights\" to the underlying assets - as if this stock means you actually own the assets of the company -- now tell me - can you sell these assets, do anything with them? Do you really own them? \n\nDividends are the only real, financial link between profit and shareholder.\n\nIf there are no capital gains, zero, would anyone want to buy stocks? Nope. There is literally no actual, practical value to having them. That's why I say they are worthless. The only reason people invest in stocks is for the capital gains - and capital gains by themselves (with no real tangible, practical value) behave exactly as a ponzi. This is the dominant mechanic that makes the stock market work.\n\nThink about MLMs, just because they technically \"sell a product\" and you can point to technicalities so they can't be classified as a ponzi -- its a ponzi and everyone knows it. Same thing with most of the stock market.", "Butt exercises make my butt sore.", "In not even sure who your beef is with that olive garden line. Is it with the people that pronounce the dish names the correct way, or with the restaurant that serves microwaved food and names it the closest approximation that genuine food would have?", "I’ll be 70 too. The year I can probably actually retire… Oh well.", "This article is for reddit/extreme-left-wing/brainwashed-by-a-clueless-17-year-old-idiots-and-aoc-sanders people\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/18/business/fusion-energy.html\n\nhttps://qz.com/2086122/nuclear-fusion-startups-get-billions-in-funding-but-cop26-not-sold/", "US reduced carbon emissions by ~20% from 2008 with zero action from government, individuals or taking uncomfortable, unpopular decisions. \n\nOnly a consummate and clueless idiot (mostly left wing extremists like Greta) doesn't understand that.\n\nMost climate issues will be solved because 'Billionaires' like this \n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/18/business/fusion-energy.html\n\nhttps://qz.com/2086122/nuclear-fusion-startups-get-billions-in-funding-but-cop26-not-sold/", "You have locked into this idea. It's wrong but if it's the way you want to think about it - good for you.\n\nYou're conflating ownership and control. Not having control means there are lots of risks that need to be considered. It often means someone can screw you over if the correct corporate controls aren't in place. It does not mean you have zero rights and our court system recognizes the ones that do exist. \n\nHave a good weekend.", "Ha Ha classic left-wing extremist \n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/18/business/fusion-energy.html", "This is the problem, though: you aren’t defining terms correctly. \n\n“Comfortable” people generally just made good choices and were otherwise unremarkable. \n\nActually rich people, like billionaires, almost to a tee, have exploited the fuck out of the planet to get there. \n\nYou can’t naturally get to a billion dollars without fucking some shit up along the way.", "The funny thing is your post history tells me you are into a crypto project. If you listen to economists or financial professionals, they would tell you your critique actually applies to crypto, when it doesn't apply to the being a shareholder in a corporation.", "Ummm sure dude. Identify the fascists. \n\n\nhttps://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/11/universities-forced-consensus-kyle-rittenhouse/620809/\n\nNote: Before you all get trigger-happy, that link is from The Atlantic (I'm open enough to send you links)", "I like the sound of that.\n\nThankfully, my kids have been raised as I was. Get your hands dirty. Know right from wrong. And ALWAYS stand for what is right. Some folks say join or create a militia of like minded people, but I steer clear. These days, there's no telling who is a glowboy plant, so I choose to stick close to old friends and family.", "The rational optimist.", "See my original point. I'd rather not rely on the likes of Musk and Bezos to decide that environmentally friendly technologies are worth investing in, given their \"humanitarian\" track record.\n\nI also find it a bit ironic that you'd accuse others of being brainwashed by demagogues while you post Jordan Peterson links.\n\nSeems you just prefer demagoguery of a different flavor, no?", "Okay, I probably misjudged you (and was a bit rude in my prior message which I apologize for — very tired when I wrote it)\n\nUnfortunately I just think significantly cutting down on energy usage is politically impossible. This used to be my stance, but it’s exhausting trying to convince people to do it.\n\nI’d still argue very much in favor of cultivated meat for a few reasons. Significantly less water usage, significantly less land usage (saving rainforest in Amazon for example by not cutting down for grazing land) and significantly less emissions. Single use plastics are definitely bad, but compared to traditional cow farming it’s significantly less climate intensive.\n\nTbh I’m not a huge fan of green hydrogen, I just think as clean energy gets cheaper and cheaper it will be useful. The cost curve predictions for energy costs seem positive but I’ll acknowledge that at the moment it’s not super useful.\n\nI’d be interested in a source about your renewables claim. Everything I’ve read suggests an incredibly dramatic reduction in overall emissions including construction. Similarly — nuclear has an enormous emissions cost during construction due to all the cement and steel.\n\nIt’s definitely en Vogue to believe that we’re doomed, but it’s been radically freeing and fun to start being a techno optimist. I reached this state by reading\n\n* how to prevent a climate disaster by bill gates\n* project drawdown\n* electrify by Saul Griffith \n* cold cash cool climate\n\nListening to a bunch of podcasts regularly \n* the interchange \n* catalyst\n* the energy gang\n* my climate journey (found host here annoying so only listened if I like the guest\n\nFollowing a few people on Twitter/other media with interesting takes\n* Noah smith/Matthew iglacias \n* David Roberts \n\nOverall this has led me to a much better headspace. I’m not saying we’re going to be totally fine — my personal guess is we end up with around 2-2.5 degrees if warming and a few serious humanitarian disasters which will be really bad. But I truly believe humanity is going to solve this with technology. A decade ago (when you mention you stopped following tech) the green tech boom had just failed. We’re currently in the midst of another boom, and it’s been really fun to watch.\n\n> I need a reason to be optimistic\n\nI’d check out some of the resources above! Let me know if you wanna chat about it more", "Thanks for the recommendations, I will look at them.\n\n I agree regarding the political impossibility of pushing major changes, that's what really stopped me being optimistic. \n\nNot looking for an argument, I just find that many people use technology that may arrive soon (always just round the corner) as an excuse to avoid making any lifestyle changes.", "> a massive (~2x) increase in pollution, which does not seem credible (I don't think we could 2x cumulative pollution over the decade even if we tried!). \n> \n> Not even considering the extremely rapid urbanization of the African continent?\n\nI don't think Africa will urbanize enough to 2x cumulative pollution in the next 10 years, no, which is what their model predicts.", "Agreed. I personally made a bunch of lifestyle changes, but I’ve had a very hard time convincing friends to do the same.", "That makes sense. \n\nWell, if we become (same-ish county) neighbors one day, I’ll know who to thank!", "As opposed to what China is currently doing?", "Be one of the first 1000 viewers to die in the apocalypse and we'll put you name on a website created using wix. Thanks for sponsoring the end time.", "[People who are educated about recycling recycling prefer to recycle. ](https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/amcor-research-shows-consumers-worldwide-want-to-recycle-more-301428599.html)\n\nGenerally it’s the business side—not the consumer side—that breaks down a healthy desire to recycle. America exports most of its recycling to China and smaller SE Asian countries. No one has really invested in domestic infrastructure for actual recycling in America. \n\nThe reason COVID was such a disaster wasn’t on the individual, it was inconsistency of education and information dissemination that sowed distrust in new information put out. Recycling education has been pretty consistent for decades, and hence has the public trust. Climate change is turning out to be the same way. The educated population has demanded more and more over the last 20 years for more renewable energy—the thing is, climate change intrinsically isn’t something that can be tackled by every private citizen turning off the light when the leave the room. The energy used by private citizens is a drop in the ocean. The real energy demand comes from the industrial sector. \n\nIf the “benevolent dictators” fix the issue, it’s only that they’re fixing a problem that they’ve both directly and indirectly caused. Add that onto the fact that a lot of these projects can’t simply be crowdfunded. The top 0.01% can fund them because they actually have the wealth at their disposal. \n\nI doubt any of this changed your mind. I figured I’d put the information out there for any fence sitters.", "Fuck good job", "> I don’t think we’re talking about the same people.\n\nIf you aren't talking about scientist, physicist and engineers, then who the hell are you listening too?", "This is actually an updated account because reddit wouldn't allow me to change my username. I've been on reddit for 10 years. But sure okay, if it makes you feel better.", "Yeah I’m a boot licker because I understand basic anthropology and classic civics. I’m not surprised that someone like you doesn’t have the patience to read more than six sentences. Recognize your clear and obvious neuro-deficiencies and leave the discussion to sane people, you tool.", "I'll try to hold onto some dank buds if I come across some dank. Make sure to bring water purification tablets and maybe some radX. I am not a doomsday prepper. I have a few weeks of canned food though most of the time.", "Ceteris paribus.", "For your health", "Oh fuck that's what you meant lmao completely misread that", "Hurry the fuck up...self-destruction by everybody thinking they are right is getting too tedious to wait much longer. I thought we would cave in the '60s from incompetent fascist government and overzealous youth...today \"stupidity\" will take it, hands down from the right.", "Lol, good luck to you internet stranger!", "Dang", "Capitalism isn't to blame for the current situation. Poor or even non-existent regulation is. In any case, we're not even in a capitalist society anyway since capitalism implies competition. We're in some frankenstein hybrid.", "No, it's not semantics. If you want to solve the problem, you need to know exactly where the problem is coming from first, and blaming capitalism is the easy (and wrong) answer. Poor or non-existent regulations are.", "Only 10 years, wow, noob :D But yeah, that was kind mean, sorry mang :D", "> Poor or even non-existent regulation is\n\nThat's literally a symptom of capitalism. Also, get rid of the capitalist class and you won't need regulation. Also x2, the only reason we have poor regulation is because the capitalist class lobbies against it, which was precisely my original point.\n\n> we're not even in a capitalist society anyway\n\nWhat? What sort of system do you think we're in?", "One of their top posts of all time literally calls out a post from the neoliberal subreddit which claimed that Nordic countries with good welfare have stagnant growth or something. \n\nThe person starts off the R1 by saying that they are a neolib themselves. They're all kinds.. they're just about good economics. \n\nAlso, the top comment call out the OP for making the assumption that the neolib subreddit is popular amongst people subbed to badecon.", "> That's literally a symptom of capitalism.\n\nNo it's not. ANY governmental system will fall to corruption sooner or later. From monarchy to anarchy, corruption will find a way in sooner or later. The best systems keep that from happening for as long as possible. Capitalism has been responsible for our massive growth, innovation, and opportunity as a country. Just because the regulators aren't doing their job anymore doesn't mean the system never worked. \n\n> What sort of system do you think we're in?\n\nNo fucking clue, but it sure as hell isn't capitalism anymore.", "You can't foresee the specific advances in technology, nor the specific problems society will face, but you can abstract and generalize. That's when you start seeing words thrown around like \"economic growth\" in place of the specific events that change how we live and do things. However, as these abstracted variables are continuous (literally, anything can happen, the order they happen matters, etc), there are infinite permutations. While you can't simulate specific situations, you can simulate the generalizations and make a guess as to how things might be in the future. There may be great risk if that guess is incorrect but at worst it is data that can help make an informed decision. \n\nProblems with making predictions this way are that you can't guarantee that these generalizations really capture the essence of what makes society stable, nor can you work backward from them (predicting the specific events that lead up to the generalized results).", "Some remote monks are close to zero consumption, probably.", "We live in the most peaceful times in human history. We have gotten a lot better and we have become more globalised.", "It is amazing how billionaires don't pay there taxes and they are still defended. America is in the pocket of corporations. Don't see that changing anytime soon.", "Sure, but you want both. Nobody knows what the collapse will look like but I’m hoping it supports mobile pay.", "We have internet, globalisation, incredibly advanced technologies etc. Times are different. Not saying collapse is not inevitable but past markers may not necessary be applicable.", "Yup and population back then was nothing compared to population of today. Billions will die from climate change and economic collapse.", "Funny enough as part of resiliency, de-globalization is encouraged as a practice to promote local production and spending to reduce carbon footprints, keeping money cycling through the community rather than it leaving immediately.", "I think there should be a balance between globalisation and independence.", "That was a 'worst case scenario'.", "SPACE. K there has got to be some answers there. Trash barges to the Sun.. or just yeet all the shit into orbit, then collect it* and redirect it to Venus or something\n\nOk ok, orbital trash going fckn FAST.. idk. Magnets. There we go, I just won the gd future 👌", "You are correct! Historically we were a terrible species and we are getting better. We still have a long way to go. The gun violence is beginning to get to me. I was trained to deal with weapons injuries in the service and when I became a nurse officer I dealt with combat related injuries. Unfortunately, these injuries were from civilians hurting each other. \n\nThe issues in Ukraine are evidence of our need to dominate and take from each other. I just want global peace and I believe we are capable of it but we need to start somewhere and we need to do it now. I love that you answered with our history. Thank you for that! Send me your ideas for what humans should do to change. I am curious.", "One more thought. I am an artist and I love peaceful landscapes and backdrops. Here in North Dakota, we have beautiful places so I can relax often. I used to give stringed instruments to children and give free basic lessons. Covid put the halt on that but I am glad that I had an opportunity to mentor so many children for a few years. As a nurse I only ever wanted peace and health for my patients and that doesn't always happen. I want you to have a great life and I want you to believe that.", "I am from Australia. We don't have gun violence problem here. So I am not able to relate to the challenges your country faces (I am assume you live in the US?). \n\nI have only now started to read and discuss the challenges humanity faces so I haven't got many ideas. Things are very uncertain at the moment so I am trying to make peace with living in uncertainty first otherwise thinking about this stuff can drive one crazy!", "Anyone else take the palace? I mean, its a palace.", "Cmom man, you can be the Negan of our new world. Don't be so down on yourself.", "I live in the US in North Dakota. I was born in Oxford in England but I am an American citizen now. I wish I could go back to England but I have family here now. Trump really messed with people's minds so now we have some pretty messed up violence from political hatred. America is supposed to be a great democracy but people here seem to vote for a party and not an issue or person. I hope that one day they will realize the errors they make when voting party lines. I served for 16 years in the US military and was discharged when I got sick. I am retired through the Veterans Administration now.", "Seems optimistic", "Exactly we get retire to have peaceful life ahead with our family and be away from daily struggle.\n\nIf society collapse it will be like punishment for us.", "> ANY governmental system will fall to corruption sooner or later\n\nSure, so why continue to uphold the system that rewards corruption instead of one that doesn't?\n\nAlso, capitalism isn't a system of governance.\n\n> Capitalism has been responsible for our massive growth, innovation, and opportunity as a country. \n\nOf course! Former systems were far worse, but that doesn't mean capitalism is the end goal. No, it's merely the stepping stone along the way towards full working class emancipation.\n\n> No fucking clue, but it sure as hell isn't capitalism anymore.\n\nBut it demonstrably is* capitalism. These are the flaws of capitalism before your very eyes, but you're refusing to call it capitalism. Why? This is capitalism, and what you see is what capitalism has caused. Pretending that it's something else doesn't solve anything.", "\\> Sure, so why continue to uphold the system that rewards corruption instead of one that doesn't?\n\nCapitalism, when properly utilized, weaponizes the desire for capital gain into a force for good. It also means as-needed government action instead of the government butting in all the fucking time whether it's proper or not. And finally, it's based on the very simple concept that if I put work into something, I'm entitled to the property/money that I earn out of that, not you or anyone else. And also (within reasonable limits) I'm entitled to use that property/money as I see fit.\n\n> it's merely the stepping stone along the way towards full working class emancipation.\n\nAnd what will that look like? I think I already know, but you tell me what you think that is.\n\n> But it demonstrably is capitalism.\n\nAs I said. Capitalism implies competition, and in WAY too many markets, there's few, if any competition right now, which defeats one of the entire key advantages of capitalism. And instead of the government doing their jobs and breaking these massive companies up, we get the current clown show where everyone's passing laws that only address the symptoms and not the source of the problems.", "Clearly he is a huge nerd, that's why I listen to him haha", "Do you happen to be a grizzled, seen it all cop?", "Sure, but that is just another reason that the prediction model can't be relied upon.", "If by \"mobile pay\" you mean raiding the camp down the road for gasoline and cigarettes, then yes, it will support mobile pay.", "> Capitalism, when properly utilized, weaponizes the desire for capital gain into a force for good.\n\nThis is the most naive thing I've ever read. Like, how do you not read that back to yourself and see how crazy it sounds?\n\n> And finally, it's based on the very simple concept that if I put work into something, I'm entitled to the property/money that I earn out of that, not you or anyone else.\n\nWOAH WOAH okay this is the problem right here. This is absolutely NOT what capitalism is, and you have this completely backwards. If that's what you believe in, which I admire, then you should be VERY anti-capitalist.\n\nThe whole problem with capitalism is that if you put work into something, you AREN'T entitled to the fruits of your labor. AREN'T. Not that you ARE entitled to it. You say \"not you or anyone else\", but you're somehow forgetting about the capitalist class that exploits you? How are you ignoring that?\n\nIf you want an economic system where you're entitled to the value of your own labor, then capitalism goes against what YOU believe in.\n\n> And what will that look like?\n\nThe abolishment of the capitalist class.\n\n> Capitalism implies competition, and in WAY too many markets, there's few, if any competition right now, which defeats one of the entire key advantages of capitalism.\n\nAny lassez-faire capitalist market will inevitably morph into government corruption. That's how they compete. And if you destroy the government, they'll just become the new government. This isn't a solvable problem within the bounds of capitalism. You can regulate and curtail it as much as you like, but the capitalist class will actively wage war to tear it down again. And this war will never end while capitalism reigns.\n\n> And instead of the government doing their jobs and breaking these massive companies up, we get the current clown show where everyone's passing laws that only address the symptoms and not the source of the problems.\n\n... because of capitalism.\n\nHere's the thing, if I knew nothing about your opinion on capitalism itself, but only your worldview in this comment, I would strongly assume that you were staunchly anti-capitalist. You sounds like a full-blown socialist, to be honest. But you aren't, which terrifies me. You're actively supporting the very thing you're rightfully complaining about, and you don't even know it.", "Alright, before I proceed any further, I need to know exactly what you're advocating for here. And don't say, \"abolishment of the capitalist class.\" That's too vague.", "\"Not with a bang but a whimper.\" We shall see. \n\nThis has me feeling compelled to set up a basic infrastructure to manage barter transactions over a local ad-hoc intranet as part of my regular data hoarding effort. Maybe I can pay the raiders off with hours of access to my plex server.", "I like your optimism that there will be electricity and a server infrastructure. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.", "Communities will repurpose tech: it won't disappear, just become less convenient. Me and my neighbors have generators, solar, etc and a data hoard of how-to-build-shit videos would be well worth the energy budget to access periodically. We're all going to be learning how to do things with fewer and fewer resources. A few waps in the community hub running off solar or battery will probably be a requirement.\n\nDid you know, all of the text of wikipedia is a reasonably sized compressed file you can just download? Imagine being the guy in your struggle community who can provide that sort of reference material.\n\nI'm really a cynical, fatalistic person, but relentless optimism is just productive. It's just opportunism. When that's exhausted I will have to make other plans, but for now that's how I keep my head up staring into the abyss.", "Wow! You've had an interesting life! Yes, it is a shame, the polarisation has made Americans tribal to ideology. Your parents and siblings are in America or your partner and children? What do you miss about England?\n\nHow was your military service?", "Oh wow that's great! And thank you for the kind words! Covid19 will be over eventually and you can start your lessons again! I hope you have a great life too!", "Oh I agree. I'm just goofin around. But yeah, the decline (which I would posit we are already in) will no doubt be less fun or romantic than has been frequently depicted in books and movies, except for maybe The Road. It always has been, and always will be, about access to resources. At first it's the luxury items and less essential things. Later on it progresses to fuel and water and staple foods. I sadly feel lucky I won't be around for any of that, but my offsprig will, and that's makes me very sad.\n\nI went through an apocalyptic movie phase a few years ago and highly recommend the 2001 movie Ever Since the World Ended. Very low budget and no zombies or aliens, just interpersonal drama about survivors of a plague living off the remnants of society. Or if you need something funnier with a sci-fi angle, the pitch movie John August made for a tv show that never got picked up called [The Remnants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFv0Le2DyI) is on yt.", "I also posted The Atlantic and NYTimes links. Fancy that huh?\n\nThere is zero counter argument for Peterson's points, except labeling. \n\nMusk, Bezos have 1000x better track record of success (and made more ordinary people rich than any other humans in the history of history). But, then again facts/science/open-mindedness about these has never been a forte of woke progressives.", "My mother and my siblings are in Texas. It turns out I am allergic to Texas or at least the nut trees and some other plants. My father died in Wolverhampton in England at the beginning of the Covid crisis. He had pneumonia but we were told it wasn't Covid-19. I am not sure that I believe that though. I have a wife and 3 adult children and 2 granddaughters. We have been married almost 36 years.", "I miss the hills and the shops in England.", "Sorry about your loss. 😞😞😞❤❤❤\n\nHave you thought about travelling back to UK with your family?", "Thank you. I miss giving the children their instruments. They would get such neat expressions!", "Are you going against science and climate experts you alt right Trump tard", "Oh, looks like you better get out the way then bud", "The brain rot has set in with this one, don't bother", "We are by far living through the most peaceful time ever. Extending the graph doesn’t add anything of value, and this is not an example of cherry picking lmao. This graph does back up the point he’s making, you’re just pedantic", "> There is zero counter argument for Peterson's points\n\nSure there is, at least for the \"points\" presented in that video.\n\nThe viewer posits that Peterson's charge to \"clean one's own house\" does not meaningfully address the demanding timeframe of climate change, and the responsibility of large corporations who disproportionately impact climate change.\n\nPeterson pretends not to understand what she's asking because she was rude, so the moderator politely clarifies the point: that no amount of personal agency will result in the power individuals need to comparatively affect climate change on such a short timeline.\n\nPeterson says \"well they don't actually care anyway, they're just posturing to make themselves feel better\", leaving the posit unanswered (within this video at least). It's a non response.\n\nAlso, \n\n> Musk, Bezos have 1000x better track record of success\n\nCitation needed, along with a clear definition for success, and\n\n> and made more ordinary people rich than any other humans in the history of history\n\nI don't hate the redistribution of wealth resultant from speculative stonks, but I would prefer a redistribution method that didn't seemingly result in financial collapses every 10 to 15 years that disproportionately affect the lives and livelihoods of common people.\n\nGive me a market environment with less predation & selective enforcement of restrictions by the SEC, and we'll talk.", "No 😂", "It's vague in the same sense as \"removing cancer from a patient\" is vague. I don't have a plan, sorry. Likewise, I can't cure cancer. I'm neither a political scientist nor a doctor. But the first step is identifying the disease.\n\nYou even said it yourself: \"everyone's passing laws that only address the symptoms and not the source of the problems\".\n\nThat's a very good way to think, so let's address the source of the problems!", "\"demanding timeframe of climate change\"\n\nClimate Change can only be solved by innovation, risk-taking (capitalism) without destroying existing economy (and kill more people than climate change can possibly ever do).\n\nHumanity will also adapt as needed (after all we were supposed to adapt to Mars, right?).\n\nSo, the top 0.1% innovators (science) and top 0.1% wealthy (Gates, Musk, Bezos) will solve it. Every person (rich and smart) on this planet is motivated to be the one who solves climate change and create a legacy. That itself is a powerful motivator than any stupid governmental policies that can come out.\n\nGovernment can never take risks. They also have to make decisions as a committee to fairly distribute funds. They can't just give money to the top 10 ideas. They have to give money to Top 10 Hispanic, Black, Asian, Poor, LGBTQ Ideas\n\nSo, Peterson is perfectly right in messaging the rest of the 99% to \"shut the fuck up\" \"you 99% have zero clue about how science, markets, economy works -- get that experience in any of those fields and understand the nuance and complexity of everything before bitching, whining, moaning\"\n\n\"The world is perfectly going to be fine in 50 years, except you pathetic, clueless 99%iers would spend it being unproductive and be a drag to the soceity and people around you\"\n\nThat's what cleaning your own room means. There will be a set of GenZ ers who will follow Peterson's advice (directly or indirectly) and they will lead happier and productive lives than the whiners and moaners who listen to Greta/AOC/Sanders.\n\nLiberals / Progressives get so pedantic and hung up on words (e.g CRT, Clean your room) that they completely miss the underlying message at what the people are trying to say aka They aren't as smart as they think", "Yikes mate. Suffice to say, I do not agree with your take.\n\nPeace", "> People who are educated about recycling recycling prefer to recycle.\n\nHa Ha Ha! \n\nWhat next, are you going to share a survey that 90% of the people prefer to read classics, exercise, eat healthy, spend their time productively after watching a motivational/relevant video?\n\nDude(tte), Words mean nothing. \n\nIf you really think \"education\" is the reason for self-serving behaviors, you have another thing coming for you.\n\nE.g: No amount of education prevented you from believing a 'survey'", "> astronomers with their clusters of supercomputers and millions of CPU cores can't predict where an asteroid orbiting the sun will end up in more than 10 years. \n\nActually they can predict that with reasonable accuracy. The orbits of many Near Earth Objects have been plotted up 80 years into the future. https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/ \n\nNevertheless, human civilization is a heck of lot more complicated than the n-body problem.", "Apparently he does not really know what he is talking about \nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2rrr8/mit_has_predicted_that_society_will_collapse_in/hm84etz/", "> To answer your question, a massive increase in poverty among poor households. \n\nMost likely also among middle class households. We've already seen that on a smaller scale with the subprime mortgage crisis.", "Seek help", "Reminds me so much of the guy who does the The Ancient World podcast , the content is great but his cadence and weird drawn out words at the end of every sentence I had to stop listening", "It was a mathematical 'proof' that calculated that all possible combos of musical notes would soon be exhausted. It was based on the idea that there are only so many musical keys in which songs can be written and the rate that music was being produced in the late 1960's.\n\nIt did not take I to consideration the fact that you can write many versions of the same chord progression I to many different styles.", "I knew when I wrote that, that I would get this reply. Is that what you mean?", "Yes! Right now, I have to be careful. The military cost me some immunity as well as bad airways. Flying could be dangerous at the moment, but some day it will happen.", "Hey, thank you for listing those resources. Seriously, I think they'll be good for my mental health.", "It’s all good - that Fidelity 2040 Fund will account for the end of all markets.", "Sorry I guess you know better than every scientific study available. And I'm sure that 20% was individuals. Left wing moron...please.\n\nThe calculus is very simple. Everything I said is true whether Jordan Peterson agrees or not (sorry). Simply look at where the vast majority of emissions comes from. This is super simple stuff here.\n\nAnd yes nuclear energy is good and the government is being very stupid about it. But do you think Bezos or Musk can just open a nuclear power plant on American soil? Do you know who they would have to go through? The dumbass government. But left wing this morons that because it makes you feel better I guess.", "Lmao", "Once again you are absolutely clueless what innovation means. \n\nIt is not about 'opening' nuclear plants. The articles I've linked is Nuclear Fusion. \n\nInnovation is also about safe nuclear plants. If you bring in enough safety data, governments will have no choice but to embrace. \n\nBut, that's what Billionaires do, they push the frontiers. \n\nHere's what left wing morons do -- \"Throw up hands and say But Government, Save me Government\" (e.g Greta/Redditors who are looking for government to 'save' them).\n\nThankfully Bezos, Musk and Gates are benevolent dictators. They will let \"left wing progressive/reddit losers\" to enjoy the fruit of their capital investments and frontier-pushing endeavors.", "Nah. Republic of Dave.", "This entire thread embodies the denial stage of grief. Obviously no one wants civilization to collapse, but we're do for one since the fall of rome", "You know, go ahead and bow to your billionaire capitalist overlords and have the gall to call me a left wing moron when I go after people I can at least fucking vote for and hold responsible. Be as utterly brain dead all you want but why do you keep talking about Greta Thunberg unprompted?\n\nAnd stop giving billionaires credit for the furtherance of fusion, ffs.", "My dad, the sole bread winner, was earning $2 a day when I was 18 years old. My first job was at 21 earning $3 / day already out-earning my dad. I was ecstatic. Thanks to some millionaire dude who decided to 'exploit' my skills (by a horrendous crime, according to work liberals -- outsourcing). I wish the company had hired me when I was 15. My and my family life would have been even better. But, I was denied because there are woke liberals who think that it's also 'exploitation' \n\nThen at 25, I decided to make a move 'The Greatest Country on the planet' with no friends, no family and nothing, but a mere 4-year degree (that you can currently get freely). I make 6 figures, once again thanks to these Billionaires who are investing in future improvement of the standard of living (and probably making themselves Trillionaires). \n\nI'll cheer for them, because I know a poor farmer in Africa, getting information through Google/YouTube running on Intel servers, on his Apple phone using ARM chips (and all the other million innovation that happened due to capitalism) will benefit from the next leap. \n\nAnd I know there will be Entitled, Woke, Liberal (mostly) White people, thoroughly brainwashed by reddit, and their liberal arts professors bitching and moaning about it while not understanding how the world works or how the poor benefits from capitalism/billionaires. \n\nI'm happy with my life and very confident that Climate Change will be solved by thousands of startups funded by these Billionaires. Looks like you aren't.", "Here is a data-driven antidote to the doom-sayers' bullshit: https://www.wired.co.uk/article/climate-crisis-doom", "Ohhhhh myyyyyy gaaaawwdddd", "I did VO for a few years as well as audio production and I have to agree with you.", "If a business is killing the planet it doesn't deserve to be in business.", "I'm not sure there ever has been a study in any peer-reviewed economics journal that addresses this topic. However, there is a field of actual science that does: physics, specifically thermodynamics.", "Yea it's this little thing called a government, people elect it and it does stuff that benefits the people like regulating industries that are killing the planet", "Well the will of corporations has got us climate change denial, constant forever wars, and the return of Nazis so I say burn them to the ground", "exactly, glad you agree", "Would anyone be interested in starting an off grid community leasing land off me in a native reserve with very low dense population 900 people 80,000 acres . I have 40 acres and together my family have hundreds if not a close to a thousand acres I’m moving out there in 2 years and wouldn’t mind getting the gears rolling in a small community far from the city where we can live off the land", "Totally, if you can't do 720s, can you even call yourself able-bodied anymore? Honestly, might as well join an assisted living facility at that point.", "Empire would like a word with you.", "Please know you're not alone. I've never felt more smooth brained in my life.", "Yet they don’t care about donald calling them stupid on camera or being best friends with epstein…\nNothing Obama did would be a problem if donald did it, and Nothing donald did would fly if Obama had done it…" ]	2,090	videos	MIT Has Predicted that Society Will Collapse in 2040
https://youtu.be/o95YP7U2qnY	/r/videos/comments/r2s66h/dale_carnegie_quotes_life_changing_quotes_that/	[ "A video of someone reading quotations? Is this for illiterate people?", "Just shut up and watch ... if you don't like it .. just pretend like you didn't see it ... other people do like it .. like me ..thats why I posted it", "You could have pretended you didn't see my comment, genius.\n\nYou're spamming this 2 subscriber YT channel on subs, so I guess it's your channel. Even more pathetic if it's not yours.", "Do i Think i care what a clown-like you is saying about my post ?.. well i hope if this was my youtube channel .. it's very professional new channel .. i hope i can make something like this one day with this level of quality .. you could watch the video maybe you get some value from the wisdom quotes instead of acting like a troll behind a screen", "> Do i Think i care what a clown-like you is saying about my post ?\n\nEvidently you do, lol.", "“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush…” \n\n -Bruce Almighty", "means that we both agree that you are a clown lol", "That's not how those words work. I feel sorry for you now.", "Hey, it's the book Trump used to fool a bunch of idiots into liking him!" ]	9	videos	Dale Carnegie Quotes– Life Changing Quotes that tell a lot about ourselves
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2s6hq/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r2s6hq/deleted_by_user/	[ "Wow this is the smartest troll ever. True punk.", "This is awesome, thanks!", "Should not surprise me at all that a bedroom conservative radio show has nobody monitoring the lines with an ounce of pop culture knowledge.", "They were completely oblivious to it", "To be fair, if you had zero context and no title to this video would you catch it also?\n\nI knew these bands but only a small portion of his rant didn't make any sense. It was so well hidden lol.", "Against me,\nRefused,\nMinor threat,\nFugazi,\nBad brains,\nMisfits,\nBlack flag,\nConverge,\nBlink 182,\nRise against,\nRancid,\n\nDid I miss any?", "\"fallout, boy\"", "Anti flag", "Descendants", "Life of Agony", "New Found Glory", "Reel Big Fish", "Exploited", "I think I may have caught on at blink 182 just because that's such a specific number but he wove a fine trolling tapestry as smooth as silk.", "I’m the “guy”", "Good job! I found that video on https://www.visions.de/news/32093/Newsflash-Serj-Tankian-Tony-Iommi-NHC-u-a\n\nEdit: And I just found out that I reposted a video..." ]	16	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/rKvDV2Fz6c4	/r/videos/comments/r2soox/do_you_know_from_what_allah_has_made_paradise/	[ "The Heavens are forged out of the fires of Hell", "there is no allah", "Dig up your favorite relative and let them fuck you", "Triggered stalker lmao\n\nproof: https://imgur.com/A4JmSO7" ]	4	videos	Do you know from what Allah has made Paradise?
https://youtu.be/p2ovY37sfHs	/r/videos/comments/r2te3a/how_to_crimp_network_cable_to_rj45_female/	[ "Don't do this. They sell keystones (RJ45) female connectors with plastic punch downs. You might have to cut the wire on the outside of the connection but that is far safer than what is being suggested in this video. This \"method\" can hurt you and/or damage the cable. If you are doing alot of them, it's worth to at least buy the cheapest punch down tool you can find. \n\nDon't use a flat head screwdriver either for the same reasons.\n\nSource: someone who does this for a living (me)", "Completely agree. I have done this occasionally - so much easier to use a cheap punch down tool if you’re doing this.", "8 minute video to show that you're using the backside of the knife blade to do it? Too long." ]	3	videos	How to crimp network cable to RJ45 female connector - keystone - Without using Punch Down Pliers
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2tmes/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r2tmes/deleted_by_user/	[ "I bet that sounds wonderful to his neighbors", "It's unfortunate, copper cookware doesn't work with induction, so it's future is pretty limited.", "[ Jump to 10:39 @ How a Former Rocket Scientist Makes the Best Copper Pots in America — Handmade](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTztlpAcips&t=0h10m39s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: Eater, Video Popularity: 97.57%, Video Length: [11:39])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@10:34](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTztlpAcips&t=0h10m34s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "cooks and restaurants rarely use induction.", "More and more every day, and Gas' time is limited. It's inefficient, pollutes the air in the kitchen, and wastes a ton of heat which makes cooks and chef's lives miserable. \n\nhttps://www.foodserviceandhospitality.com/why-induction-cooking-is-the-hottest-trend-to-hit-restaurant-kitchens/\n\nNot even counting the fact that using any kind of fossil fuel for any purpose will be infeasible as the century winds on and the world is forced to take climate change more seriously.", "It does work with copper: [https://shop.panasonic.com/support-only/KY-MK3500.html](https://shop.panasonic.com/support-only/KY-MK3500.html)\n\n\"Met-All Technology\"\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHISipiQJmo&ab\\_channel=MyPanasonic", "Ah interesting, they've fixed it via frequency modulation to allow the energy to excite even non-ferrous metals. Physics, man.", "[I got you fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cxt8i0PYyY)" ]	9	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/2WG8VrXo9Nc	/r/videos/comments/r2ufgc/dudes_of_hazmat_toxic_waste_chase/	[ "Interesting", "This series is great, I highly recommend everyone check out the animators stuff.", "I remember the random=funny part of my life back when I was about to turn into my teen years. \n\nI really loved those times. Awesome.", "Every day is like my birthday" ]	6	videos	DUDES OF HAZMAT - Toxic Waste Chase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNoHUqj_Fqk	/r/videos/comments/r2uikf/my_favorite_running_gag_in_brooklyn_ninenine_jake/	[ "Can it really be a running gag when it was all in one episode?", "Comparative to the distance the average American can run.", "Everyone knows the show lasted only one episode so yeah it counts", "no but OP want to promote his video I guess", "I wouldn't consider it a running gag when it's only in 1 episode, still very funny scene!", "\"Masterpi\"\n\nDead", "It's Neekolas", "Speaking of which, Pig is on Hulu now. It's really good, and it's definitely going to be on a bunch of critics lists for 2021.", "Didn't ask.", "Wild At Heart? Anyone?", "P I G", "What is the distance an average American can run?", "why is this upvoted lol how would that even help\n\ndude just misunderstands what running gag means, why make up this convoluted conspiracy", "Just went and watched it after seeing your post, it was great", "Karma farm. No need to look any further. Running gag my Nicolas Cage flight. \n\nBoo! I see what entertains you people.", "I feel like we’re saying the same thing.", "The running gag with Taylor swift is much better because it spans over several episodes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG46d26YJEs" ]	17	videos	My favorite running gag in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Jake and Kevin discuss Nicolas Cage movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGOK_aBqs0	/r/videos/comments/r2uqqc/bully/	[ "Good job young men.", "That was nice, I like that the two kids owned up to laughing and turned it around to be a positive outcome for the kid.", "Two good kids right there.", "I wonder if theres a belt in there anywhere.", "Yeah, sure. They helped him and made sure to record themselves doing it, and did interviews with the local news. Were I that one kid, I know that I wouldn't want this to be a national story, and yet here we are, all because the two kids that \"helped\" just couldn't help but record themselves doing a good deed.", "If you cant admit that in one point in your life that you were an asshole, you probably still are.\n\nNo idea who said it but it's a good saying.", "Pretty wholesome. Kudos to those kids and parents that raised them well!", "Would accept fashion advice from a kid who can't even keep his pants on?", "American schools need to start using school uniforms. It's unacceptable for someone to be bullied because of the clothes they wear.", "Its probably a catholic school", "Zing!", "Or discipline bullying. Because it’s not okay to bully for any reason.", "I'm a teacher and we just started an open pantry at my school (everything from toiletries to food to clothing). Kids started using it week 1. Every school should have one.", "Damn that is. It applies to basically anything that involves taking (or not taking) responsibility.", "I used to think this way, but it depends. Some influencer going, \"look at me! Here's a couple shots of me bringing food to a couple homeless people!\" bothers me too.\n\nI think we're both in agreement that the end goal is most important, not how the person doing the giving portrays themself. \n\nIn this situation, more good was done because others started donating to the kid. I would also like to think this video would make some kids consider reaching out to others at their school. Lastly, this could even be a wake up call for schools to have open pantries. So I'm glad they filmed it.", "That opens up a whole other host of different issues. Uniforms often cost money and parents may not be able to pay it. Also, if a student comes from an economically disadvantaged family, they may not have the resources to wash their uniforms nearly as much. As a teacher who worked at a school with uniforms for a year, I can attest. I think the real thing schools should do is have open pantries where students can pick up supplies, along with a washer and dryer which are free for student use.", "Those two young men are class acts. They realized the error of their ways and then owned up to it and did what they could to make things right.", "I get it! Because they rape children", "Hmm of course this is nice and great and all....\n\nBUT...\n\nThis fixes the problem of bullying by fixing the victim. Improving the victim so there is no reason to bully any more.\n\nNot a great sentiment. It's not the victim's fault he is being bullied.\n\nJust stop the bullying and let the victim be DESPITE having clothes that's triggering the bullies.", "Anybody who says otherwise is lying to themselves and, I agree, is still an asshole.", "I'm inclined to agree, but a good deed was still accomplished and now these two guys have the world watching them. Going back to bullying will be a lot less enticing now.", "Maybe he can't keep his pants on, but that baller-ass backpack makes up for it.", "Eh, society is different than it used to be. Kids have the ability to capture every moment of their life, and who wouldn't want to? I don't think it was \"Let's do this good thing so we can film it.\" Seems it was more \"Let's do this good thing, and and it'd be cool to have it on video.\"\n\nThere's a subtle but drastic difference.", "Could you not be such a jealous bitch? Could you maybe think about how fucking stupid you sound before you comment? The kid is getting more clothes because of the exposure, the kids who started this got nothing. Get the fuck over yourself, grow up, and fuck off.", "You're absolutely correct. It's not easy going against the popular thing in high school. It took a lot of character to say, \"Wait, what we're doing isn't right\" and actively try to make things better.", "Doesn't work, take it from people who went to schools that require uniform. Kids still know who is rich and poor.\n\nIt's a lazy effort as far as equalisers go and assumes kids are stupid when they aren't and that's before considering the expense that families incur keeping kids in uniform with many schools being stupid enough to require embroidery etc since apparently dressing children like they're going to Hogwarts is the trend.", "Someone needs to gift that other kid a belt.", "You know that there are entire countries that require school uniforms for children, right? These problems are solved. In my country, uniforms are free for low income families, and usually much cheaper than wearing normal clothes to school for everyone else. Economically disadvantaged families get universal credit, so they don't need to worry about paying for necessities like washing clothes. \n\nIt sounds like you're taking the much bigger issues with the United States and pinning them on school uniforms. I guess you're right though, if the situation in that country is so bad that children are turning up to school in dirty clothes, school uniforms are probably something that should wait until you've finally fixed the bigger problems.", "I get your sentiment, but it also addresses the fact that he apparently doesn't have many clothes, which would be a problem with or without the bullying.", "this is nice, but like i'd rather keep rockin rags than have a news article about me.", "What do you mean?", "Meh, story probably changed that kids life. I am gonna guess and hope that community support for that kid did not end there. It’s pretty clear that kid has a shit life the bullying alone being stopped would have been like a dream for that kid days before.", "I think it’s one thing if it’s a ‘commercial influencer’ if it’s some random kids it’s very much an amazing thing. If it’s some guy recording countless videos where they give people stuff and put it on YouTube that’s not charity that’s their job. These were just other students, bright futures ahead.", "anyone else annoyed af with how news presenters narrate this sort of content\n\n\"And then... they gave him... bags. Of clothes.\"\n\nAll delivery no substance is the name of the game lol\n\nThe news anchor spoke more than the actual boys on camera", "They helped make another good kid.", "Except for me, I've never been and asshole. Ohh and fuck you!", "Good on them for doing it while still in high school though.. it takes other people the rest of their lives", "Can we please have more news like this?!?!", "And at that age too. Herd mentality is always a thing, but when you’re younger it can really be terrifying- especially in highschool. Kudos to these young men.", "Nice students they have at MLK Prep. Can’t imagine this act of love at Jefferson Davis High.", "for real... that's pretty early in life to have the realization and make a positive transition. way to set the example.", "Holy fuck you make me feel good about my cynicism. Imagine getting literally any single negative thing out of this story", "IM NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING", "That's why I don't dont do anything nice for anyone because I'll probably end up on Ellen", "He had a belt, though.", "You're getting downvoted but I went to a uniformed school in the UK and I can't imagine the daily stress having to dress differently each day would bring teenage me. Non Uniform day twice a year was always a bigger occasion than it should have been.", "Well, that's a bit of a deceiving title. Great story though", "It's also always a good sign when you're embarrassed by your younger self in some way. We're ideally always smarter now than we were even five minutes ago.", "Great job to their parents for raising their kids to be so kind and compassionate and a great job to those two kids as well!", "Reminds me of something that happened when I was in high school. Biggest guy in my grade, football linebacker type, shut down a couple kids that were bullying someone. Basically said they’d had to go through him first to get to the kid. I think I was with one of my friends and he told us about it. My mom went to the principal and got the guy that stopped the bullying some recognition and praise from the principal.", "Shattner meets Walken.", "That's a great point I never really considered. Kids probably capture every moment from good to bad now. It's just the culture.", "That's fucking sweet man. What good kids. Spread the love!", "That's fucking sweet man, what amazing kids. Spread the love!", "Imagine what the world would be like if it was instinct to own up to your mistakes like this", "I used to be a piece of shit", "I dont think any 16 year old boys care about Ellen DeGeneres lol", "A lot of maturity on their part. Good kids", "A true friend shows love at all times\r And is a brother who is born for times of distress.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nMy mother used to read that one to me as a kid always liked it.", "Sometimes you just need 1 good person to change your whole life. This kid got 2 of them. Good for him and those who help this kid.", "God imagine if these type of stories were normally shown all the time… what a difference it would make. Beautiful hearted kids", "I’m not crying. You’re crying.\n\nMust be raining outside.", "In a post about people giving someone shit about how they dress is a comment giving someone shit about how they dress", "They were raised correctly, made a mistake and owned up to it", "I like the backpack. Reminds me of Orks. like a Killa Kan or Stompa face.", "You need to get some help for your anger issues, dude.", "First time being confronted about an opinion? Are you even an adult?", "No I’m not! Fuck you!", "Nah bro, I'll admit it made my eyes watery. It was sweet.\n\nIts nice to see people looking out for one another.", "Get over yourself. Be more like the kid in the video, who admitted to being a bully and made up for it, and reflect on and change yourself. Yeah, u/solidSC used \"harsh\" language and told you to fuck off but that definitely doesn't mean they have anger issues. Just like how these kids recording their kind act doesn't mean they're attention seekers. We need more people in the world like those two kids, and less judgmental fucks like you. And here's the dirty little secret.....you can improve yourself too. Life gets way more enjoyable when you do. Trust me.", "I bet their parents are great wholesome people as well. Imparting values on your kids is extremely hard but when they stick I feel the world has a net positive.", "Those new balance were 🔥", "BUt wHy wErE ThEy FIlMinG?!?!\n\nEdit: Guys, the SpongeBob text means I’m being sarcastic and making fun of those who always screech about people filming good deeds.", "Rape? Its the lords will to clap them cheeks, my dear.", "I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too...", "How do you know the 2 kids recorded it themselves? Did the video say they did? I assumed it was a bystander. \n\nAnd besides, it the end result actually does some good I don't really mind as much.\n\nAnd besides besides, I'd wait to see if these good samaritans try to leverage this small act of kindness to get famous, before condemning them for their good deed.", "I am a substitute teacher. Have been for six years. It is a rarity. We can instill trying to have character and better decision making, but the reality is, most of the time, these kids are who they are and if it's bad, it's getting worse. So to see this ability to make a mature assessment, even though I've seen it before, it still makes me smile. I cling to decency in this world because it feels like it is dwindling sometimes.", "Shouts at sky, \"Yeah, the admitted to being mean and atoned for their mistakes by being charitable, but paaaaaaaaants.\"", "They’re truly some great men. Not only helping someone they see needing it but also owning up to being part of the problem and fixing themselves", "God I was fucking depressed, tonight. This honestly helped me feel better about the world for a minute or two.", "They are heroes.", "People can change", "That’s good to hear! They some real ones 🙌👍", "That's happy and sad at the same time.", "> These problems are solved. In my country, uniforms are free for low income families\n\nAnd that's great where you live but in countries where uniforms are not common this aren't always properly taken into account. Where I live Catholic schools require uniforms and they cost money, some churches have programs where you can get used uniforms for free but it's not some omnipresent easy to access program that everyone knows about.\n\nAlso I guarantee there are many kids from where you live that did have problems keeping their uniforms clean due to not having access to a washing machine for whatever reason and came to school dirty, you just didn't notice them for whatever reason.\n\n> Economically disadvantaged families get universal credit, so they don't need to worry about paying for necessities like washing clothes.\n\nWhere is that you live that they've solved poverty? Most countries have a host of programs to help the poor but even places with very generous social supports like the Scandinavian countries haven't eliminated it completely, I highly doubt wherever you live has made it a things of the past.", "It would take sooo long to find out where that watch was", "Yo, this made my day. Good kids.", "Yeah sad that it has to happen. What a world", "Words to live by for sure.", "Two great young men looking out for another young man. This is our future", "These zoomers are something else.. I hear so many stories about them going out of their way to help their peers. It's really awesome to see.", "That other dude's reassuring smile at 0:25 crushed my soul in the nicest, kindest way.", "impressive that he still can't keep his pants above ass", "[ Jump to 00:25 @ Bullied boy in Memphis gets help from classmates](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGOK_aBqs0&t=0h0m25s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: FOX54 News Huntsville, Video Popularity: 98.27%, Video Length: [01:49])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@00:20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGOK_aBqs0&t=0h0m20s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "That's wholesome but really just another way to say the government has failed Americans. Universal income man, kids need food.", "Coming up next: teen crushed by 3 tonnes of donated clothes", "Slicked back hair, white suits, sloppy steaks", "Believe it or not, that's fashionable to them, and those of you making fun of them are just as bad as the kids who were bullying the kid in the video. I dressed like a complete idiot all of high school, I thought it was cool at the time. It's normal.", "Another reason schools in every other country have school uniforms.", "lmao america is a shithole no matter what decrepit old man is in control", "Free stuff isn't the complete answer to every problem in America", "More of this please", "That's not confronting someone, that's being a dickhead. \n\nI don't agree with the other commenter but there's a perfectly logical argument to be had that no deed is truly altruistic.", "Funny how a post about someone atoning for making fun of people's clothes is someone making fun of people's clothes.", "I don't know how old this is but I just hope to god they still have a way to connect after high-school.\n\nYou can be tight with anyone but after everyone graduates it's hard to hang with those that meant the most.", "The truth hurts", "If they don't film it they help one kid. If they do, they spread awareness and inspiration and help a whole lot more.\n\nNot sure what sort of person you need to be to have a problem with people spreading positivity.", "Yes I agree. Hence why I used the SpongeBob text…", "Yeah, Biden is older than clocks, but we definitely need more people like these two young players who stepped up and helped out their classmate, and less bullies with [shit in their pants](https://i.imgur.com/kQpE6Jj.jpg)", "You are replying to a comment about children eating lunch in school. Pull your head outta your ass.", "A community sharing resources is how society SHOULD function. In-fact, it's how things were since the dawn of human kind. It's just that modern capitalism made it a mockery to ask others for help.", "well 2bf its hard to tell. some people actually are not being sarcastic when they type like that on the internet.", "I always wondered why Americans don't wear uniforms. This is exactly the result.", "https://youtu.be/fKJDAVvs_JA", "Dude still needs to punch one more hole in his belt though.\n\nImagine all that time wasted pulling up his pants. He could be the next Steve Jobs with all that free time.", "Yeah, fuck bringing up political parties. At this point the phrase \"making it political\" doesn't even mean \"making it about politics\". To Americans It actually means making it about \"democrats or republicans\", two sides of a coin that no American even has in their pocket. \nDemocracy is dead when you only have the two parties.", "Seriously \"I apologize for laughing and I wanted to give a gift to make up\" is an astounding, jaw dropping thing to hear, from almost anyone, but especially from a kid that age. So cool.", "Reminds me so much of [The Gift Shop Sketch](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bzdVi7lWD8)", "before you feel too good about it, note how the bullied kid said \"my parents stopped buying me clothes because im growing too fast.\"\n\nthe only reason this happened in the first place is because the kid's parents are either too poor to buy him clothes and tried to make light of the situation by saying it's because he's growing too fast, or they're willfully neglecting their child.", "What? Yeah, humans in society should help each other, but NOT like this. This is the most basic form of sharing resources, we have evolved beyond that. This is what taxes and social programs are for.", "Imagine someone giving you clothes IN SCHOOL because they think yours are uncool or you are poor, filming it, then handing it over to the news. And you have to except it. \nIt’s awful. I’d rather keep my shitty clothes than be showcased like that.", "Right?! There are so many depressing news out there all the time, people fighting, left vs right, sick of it.", "Really sweet story, but I got confused when the kid said his mom can't buy him clothes because he grows too fast. I guess he's kinda sticking up for his mom there?", "You dont have to give a fuck about how the world behave , if you want a change start with yourself . Hope you are better now man", "My daily reminder at just how out of touch with reality the average redditor is.", "Except it kind of stops being about fashion and more about common sense at that point.\n\nIf you can walk around with no belt, untied shoes and long hair blocking your vision, that’s fine I guess. However, you look foolish the instant you begin tripping over yourself.\n\nI could walk around with lit candles at night and hey maybe it would even look cool. But imagine walking to the bar with me on a windy day, stopping every few minutes to relight my candles.", "🤛🏿🤛🏿🤛🏿", "19/20 of your comments on the first page are about America. What is the problem man? Do you want to talk about it? Do you hate all Americans? Or just our government? Or the military? How can I show you that most americans are normal people like you and me.", "The 2 party system is an abject failure", "Probably someone who was an asshole at some part of his life and tried to explain it away :D", "Man anywhere where MLK JR is, street name, school name, statue, guaranteed hood. This kid needs love like that.", "Good to see especially when the media are stoking racial tension to divide us", "“Mom can’t buy clothes for me, because I’m growing too fast.” That hit home hard. I totally forgot my mom used to say this.", "We all know that the world has bad things in it; one feels good because this reminds you that it also has GOOD things. It has people who choose to do good for one another, what Mr. Rogers called \"Helpers\".\n\nEvery one of us chooses what we put out in the world. This is a nudge in the right direction.", "accept.\n\nBut I agree. This would be excruciating to go through.", "You don’t know what I think but assume I’m brainwashed. \n\nSo, using that same strategy and logic, it’s clear to me that you’re so angry because you’re an incel who lives in his divorced mothers basement. Mommy didn’t give you enough attention as a child because she was too busy sucking random dicks trying to keep a roof over your head, and now you’re socially maladjusted and no women will give you the time of day.\n\nSo, you take to Reddit to rant about how everybody is brainwashed because you can’t handle the narrative where you’re just a loser and a failure of a person.\n\nWhat’s funny is I know I’m not far off from the truth, looking at your comment history. Toodles!", "Probably, this plot was filmed and directed to form a certain public opinion.", "The reality is that one party uses lube, while the other doesn't. \nBoth are fucking you in the A, but one is definitely more bearable, if you had to choose between the two.", "It is much easier to be purely cynical than to seek to understand. Cynicism doesn’t require any working knowledge of history or civics, just the blanket assertion that everyone wants to fuck you and it’s all a scam. On some level, sure, that’s true. But there’s much more to it. \n\nMost people don’t go into government service with the intention to immediately sell their soul to the nearest donor. Yes, this nation is underpinned by a slow-moving, brutal, oligarchical, at times evil machine. There are also other areas where we’ve made objective progress, and increases to the average quality of life. There are reasons that things are the way they are, and it’s the coward’s way out to chalk the entire thing up to it “all being bullshit” without a working knowledge of civics or history.", "That was brutal lol", "Uhh am i tripping? The video and story is heartwarming but what the fuck is up with the title OP?", "Yea i think your drunk dad is waiting with it in the trailer for you.", "He's not wrong, though.", "If by all other countries you mean UK, Ireland, India, Australia, China and Japan.. sure 🙄", "History and civics is what informs you that it's bullshit though. Just saying \"yeah but there are reasons* its like that\" doesn't make it any better. It's still messed up, both parties have a lot of the same interests behind them, and government \"red tape\" works that way because of special interests that all elite share. This is all in the facts of who supports what and where the money comes from and goes.", "said a person who never had to rely on \"social programs\"", "Every school should have one and supplies should be paid for with tax money. It’s unacceptable that these politicians let our children starve while recklessly spending money that’s not theirs. Decentralize our governments control over the flow of money!", "Great way to start my Saturday. Thanks for posting!", "I think community pantries are a fine thing, especially when the poor in America are given very little in terms of material help currently.", "Hahaha", "The clothing isn’t what helped. It’s the two prominent boys sending a message to the other students about how to treat this kid. This is what leadership is.", "I was convinced this was an Onion video and couldn't work out why it was funny.", "Ok so I think the way politicians need to be viewed is two-fold. They have a \"Social\" side and a \"Non-Social\" side. The social side being the social politics side. The part that is for or against hay marriage, abortion, equality in the workplace, minimum wage, social safety nets....etc. The Non-Social side is taxes, budgets, legislation pertaining to foreign affairs, boarder control....etc. \n\nYou may think both parties are the same when it comes to their Non-social politics. But I dont know how you could see them both the same when it comes to their Social politics. Most voters vote based on the Social politics.", "Nah man, i was dirt poor in my primary school years. I would have just been happy to have some shoes that fit and did not hurt. Shame is a luxury.", "That is Memphis mane. If you don't get it mane, you never will mane.", "Wore a uniform, family was often to poor to afford multiples so my uniforms were dog shit before the year was out. Uniforms dont solve shit when you are on that fine edge of social programs and just earning enough \"you do not need any help\"", "That is just Memphis mane. If that young man isn't sagging he is the one who will be out of style. You really have to be from the urban south to understand that hiking up your britches is just the norm. Does it seem logical, not if it is not your style. But is it really logical to wear six inch heel that hurt your feet? Is it logical to wear a silk tie in hot weather because a Victorian dandy thought it important? \nFashion is signaling, thos is what sagging britches do. Is it impractical, of course it is but in fashion practicality is often not the norm.", "It didn’t have to be this wayyyyy lmfao", "I hope all the good things happen to these boys for the rest of their lives", "America spends damn near 2/3 of its budget in social programs. I assume many European nations spend more because America is also the primary funding unit behind the UN. Social programs are certainly important but we collectively spend quite a bit on social programs. The answer is much deeper and more complicated than just “taxes and social spending”. Not to sound like a huge asshole but these programs we have can legit pay for nearly 100% of the expenses someone needs, and while there are obviously exceptions many of these programs aren’t very hard to opt into if you meet the criteria. I don’t know exactly what the answer is but we probably need a more robust education about how to utilize these and some incentive that gets people to actually grow and move off them without fucking people over who need to stay on them for longer.", "School lunch has always been a weird thing. The Obama administration touted awesome lunches but if you went to a lower income town/school the lunches were aweeeeful. It was a huge joke and meme spun from it. \n\nPretty sure they were pocketing money and sending the cheapest garbage they could find in most cases. \n\nSo without saying republican or Democrat. Lets just say politicians don't give af about you or your children... or you know. Lets just keep the stupid \"my side is totally better\" alive.", "Everyone, please meet the modern republican party.", "Ah so \"your side is bad and if you say both sides are shit then you are the dumb one! Because my side isnt\" \n\nYou're right bro. I'm the problem. Everyone else outside of your bubble is an extremist! \n\nYou sound super functional...", "Youre absolutely retarded if you dont think they pack these bills with rediculous items so one side has to vote it down even know it looks good on the surface. Thats what I honestly hate about politics. \"Look here are good headlines! Why would the otherside be such bad guys?!?!\" \n\nDo you even understand the othersides arguments or are you seriously a shell of a shill for liberals? \"Look at these headlines someone posted on reddit... I provided irrefutable proof!\".\n\nNot only that. You then have the gaul to trash people for not believing exactly whatever bullshit your spouting because of \"irrefutable proof\" thats literally just a post from some reddit viewer with the very most basic click bait headlines of what the bill is trying to do. Its clear you haven't seen or even tried to read whats in this bills. It would make your head spin. But who cares. Someone with my view did the work for me and without me needed to do any critical thinking or digging I can call everyone else an idiot because I can tell myself I'm smart.... because of confirmation bias. \n\nHonestly. Its rediculous to see you point the finger at anyone else when the problem is so glaringly you. But hey. Stay on an echo chamber.... you seem happy I guess?", "Also look how you sound.... \"I dont likebwhat a Democrat did\". \"Whatever q scumbag fencesitter! I'm hear to tell you you are dumb and look at this other person's comment!\" \n\nBro you are literally a psycho.", "Also if you want to deal with arguments like this and your view point is Republicans are always wrong..... maybe you'd like to go back to the way things were before slavery ended? Or possibly segrigation? Democrats fought to keep that crap to. Sure they had catchy headlines in the bill!. You would have been right on board.....", "Keep drinking the koolaid dude, make sure you never think for yourself. Just accept whatever your political talking heads say. No politician cares about you or your family.", "You're right. I'm not smart enough to believe all sides compete changed morals and sides one day. Only the most hard-core metal gymnastics. But it seems to be right up your alley. \"Oh uhhh... yea about slavery and Jim crow. They all switched sides after that so my side good!\" \n\nImagine believing that.... imagine being total all the jets fans and giants fans one day decided to hate their team and go love the other side and everyone agreed in unison. How do they give people internet access in asylums?", "Also genious. If you read history. Only a few 8f not less people switched sides. And it was to try and get racist to vote the other way... but don't put two and two together...", "Why should a perfectly good shirt be thrown away if it can be used by another person?\n\nI used to get clothes from my mom friend's oldest son all the time. We weren't even that poor, it just made so much sense since we grew so fast those things were still totally wearable.", "[Southern strategy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy) \n \n >In American politics, the Southern strategy was a Republican Party electoral strategy to increase political support among white voters in the South by appealing to racism against African Americans. As the civil rights movement and dismantling of Jim Crow laws in the 1950s and 1960s visibly deepened existing racial tensions in much of the Southern United States, Republican politicians such as presidential candidate Richard Nixon and Senator Barry Goldwater developed strategies that successfully contributed to the political realignment of many white, conservative voters in the South who had traditionally supported the Democratic Party rather than the Republican Party.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "Sorry, English is not my first language", "I definitely read this as can not can’t and was kind of upset, guess I’m the asshole.", "🤨", "This is heart-warming, but for the love of all that is holy, can someone donate a belt to the guy with the backpack? He’s gonna lose his drawers.", "This is a weak moment for me too, I feel like I'm gonna cry and I was just playing catch with my puppy. \n\nGood on these 2 young men, I wish nothing but the best for all the kids involved here.", "America is comprised of thousands of interest groups attempting to influence policy. Many of them have been competing for years, and are clearly aligned to different ideologies and parties (the religious pro life lobby, the pro choice lobby, gun rights activists, gun control activists, environmentalists, gay marriage activists, cannabis advocates, etc). Your vote informs which of these issues advance. While money plays a part in this, both parties are not captured by the interests of the same small pool of individuals.\n\nIn some instances, both parties are generally captured by the same small pool of individuals (mostly the policies governing taxation, climate change and healthcare). This is exceptionally evil, although there are some people in government still fighting the good fight. \n\nThe government contains hundreds of thousands of people and the way that Washington works is extraordinarily complicated. There is a lot to hate, but to leave it at “it’s all bullshit” is a way to think you’re being smart without really thinking about why things are the way they are or considering the magnitude of what’s going on.", "Good on these kids, this is a story i needed to see", "Well, think about how stupid and impractical ties are. Literally a dangling piece of cloth tied around your neck that gets in your food, blows around on a windy day, completely stupid and useless, but you don't judge people in suits do you?", "Except I do think ties are stupid. Yes they can look good and I have been conditioned to that but they are stupid. I think fashion in general is stupid and the importance people put on it. \n\nI think leather bracelets on guys look cool but I also think wearing ornaments of any kind is dumb. Wearing heels might accentuate a women’s legs but they are dumb. An earring or necklace might add a certain look but they are dumb. Hell I even kind if like the idea of tattoos, but yes deep down I think they are stupid.\n\nClothes are first and foremost for function. Anything beyond that speaks to our own vanity and need to fit in. So no, I don’t like buying an accessory I have to learn how to tie that makes me hot and makes it harder to believe. I don’t believe in buying expensive decorations that easily get lost or create snag point in dangerous situations. I wouldn’t want my\ngirlfriend wearing heels that give her back problems that I have to hear her complain about. And I wouldn’t want to have to lend my buddy money one day because he thought it would be a good idea to pay some guy $1500 to paint his arm.\n\nFashion is a stupid game that we get roped into and pressured into playing. My dad is probably going to pass away within a year or 2, and part of me hopes I don’t buy/rent a suit just to play a part, to “show respect”. Though he never said it explicitly, I think he would agree that when people say “You shouldn’t care what people think of you” it’s stuff like dressing a certain way that they are talking about.\n\nSo that being said these kids can wear whatever they want and shouldn’t care what I think, but I have to assume he is wearing poorly fitted pants because he does care what people think of him. And I was no different. But there is often a reason why we laugh at ourselves when we see pictures of ourselves from 10-20 years ago.\n\n/rant", "I don't know why you think me saying that school uniforms are good is an attack on America. \n\nAttitudes like yours do answer your question about why I hate Americans though.", "This was the most recent comment I could comment of yours that wasnt deleted for basically trolling. I dont have sn attitude with you, I just want to know why you hate Americans so much.", "If you check the sources in the comment he linked to you will find details about positions. Some are even floor votes from the US government's website, not even something opinion based. If anything you have proven his point, you don't really seem unbiased. If anything you seem unhinged and very quite angry, yes politicians are slimy and self serving, but they linked you a lot of evidence that you are casually dismissing. \n\nShowing that you really haven't looked into his comment beyond simply scrolling through.", "Looking at his comment history he is far from even being a \"both parties are the same\" \n\nApparently he thinks this administration has far more material to mock in comparison for the Trump admin. I'm sorry but the Biden administration will never have a photo as glorious as [This](https://media.newyorker.com/photos/5c3e10b2f92c694343cc71b9/4:3/w_1424,h_1068,c_limit/Rosner-Fast-Food-Trump.jpg)", "Hey, it's fine. I would want someone to correct me if I was misspelling something. Some people get real pissy about it though.", "Calm down, chief. See your doctor about Zoloft.", "That's happy and sad at the same time.", "Attacking people different from you, is deplorable behavior.\n\nRidiculing people different from you and giving into to social pressure to do so, is average behavior.\n\nRecognizing people who are different from you have feelings too and refusing to give into social pressure to pick on them, is above average behavior.\n\nGoing out of your way and helping people different from you (thought defense, friendship or charity), is exemplary behavior.\n\nSadly, acts like this are so rare, because most people are fall into the average behavior category. Even those who make the mistakes rarely learn from them. It's good these kids realize their error and tried to make it right.", "Calm as Hindu cows over here, sport.", "Why should a perfectly good shirt be given away when you can sell it? \n\nWe buy used clothes for our child all the time, she rarely gets something new.", "Because that leaves out everybody who cannot afford it", "That kid has some White Privilege.", "Lol!. \n\n\"Dumb racist. Lets make them switch sides with us!\" Honestly I didnt read through that material. You linking me to the southern strategy and saying \"the great switch!\" Tells me all I need to know about what kind of material you do/don't read.", "Ah yes, I must be a scary old white man too. CNN be praised", "Nice straw man, bitch.", "Nice bitch man, straw." ]	192	videos	Bully
https://youtu.be/rWmUEfOL4RM	/r/videos/comments/r2uu66/every_man_dreams_to_be_greeted_by_women_in_the/	[ "Course opening the video Link the very first thing to greet me is slabs of beef being sliced... :P", "Nah, I don’t wish I were a cow OP", "Wait'll they find out he's not rich.", "Reminds me of Mark Zuckerburg", "They will all be pregnant by then 😅", "Sup girls! Check out this porter house D", "Are you really telling me that bull gets to fuck every single one of those cows? And thats his job? Once a year kinda deal?", "You're right. It's his harem. He gets to mate with every single of them as many times as he wants. He'll stop mating once he impregnates all of them.", "Bull: I got sperm! I got sperm! who wants some?" ]	9	videos	Every man dreams to be greeted by women in the same way this bull gets greeted by the cows
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2uv63/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r2uv63/deleted_by_user/	[ "I'm Bill Hammack, the engineer guy.\n\nIt's a shame his channel went dead.", "r/nostupidquestions", "Just post the original video", "This is a truncated video from a different channel, here’s the original \n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hUhisi2FBuw" ]	4	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIrVPy81uPc	/r/videos/comments/r2w8tg/amy_from_kitchen_nightmares_amys_baking_company/	[ "Most her content was uploaded all at once a year ago and nothing since.", "I have 3 kids trapped in cat bodies. Meow meow meow.", "Am I blind? I am not seeing how many subscribers she has", "Like and subscribe or we'll sue you.", "It's rare to see, but channels do have the option of hiding their sub count.", "Not to defend her but she's probably not as insane as she was portrayed on Kitchen Nightmares. I mean, reality TV isn't edited to make people look good, it's edited to be the most entertaining. Especially Kitchen Nightmares which was a ridiculous TV show.\n\nNot to say she isn't crazy at all, but if you told me they edited the show to play it up as much as possible I'd believe you.", "People were going to the place before and after Kitchen Nightmares and reported that the pair were every bit as insane as they were on the show.", "I don't know man, you might be right. Maybe it's just that I have a hard time believing that anyone could be as crazy as she was in real life.", "I mean even though it was edited she was definitely crazy. No one has touched that level of crazy on any cooking show since imo", "I used to work at a place featured in Hotel Hell. That is the hotel version of Kitchen Nightmares. I can assure you it was 100% edited to make the place look far worse than it is. While I believe Amy's was a fucked up place to work, it's probably not as bad as it was portrayed.", "I mean, i agree with that argument 100%. \n\nBut Amy and her husband is litteraly insane\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFfk9QbKhLg" ]	13	videos	Amy from Kitchen Nightmares - Amy's Baking Company makes Youtube videos now and she doesn't seem crazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6LjqDd_QcU	/r/videos/comments/r2wivv/sleeping_rabbit_poops_when_you_boop_its_tail/	[ "I want my quarter back, this chocolate dispenser is awful.", "r/forbiddensnacks", "It's like a PEZ, only worse and it can jump", "Real shitty PEZ it seems.", "Where can I get one of these? My dog's favorite food is rabbit poop.", "I love that Tay Zonday commented on this video", "It's like a shitty pez dispenser", "Wow, I came here to make a PEZ joke just to see you beat me to it.", "Maybe let's no do this on the carpet...", "The world’s worst vending machine", "Forbidden Pez", "That’s because they’re chocolate raisins.", "$$$JACKPOT$$$", "He said \"awful\", not \"goddamn delicious\".", "Oh... \n\n\nCute...", "My day is complete", "I've never seen anything like this! Intriguing!", "Worst candy dispenser ever!", "Anybody else not think he was not touching the tail at first?", "Rabbit poop is solid little pellets, they could vacuum it up. You can see em roll a bit when they land.", "Loved the audience's faint \"gross\" at :31 as the last last pellet shoots out.", "OK but why the 15 second of just nothing happening in the beginning?", "How does someone even find out their rabbit does this?!?", "They constantly poo all the time. Any kind of stimulation can cause a poo.", "Cursed PEZ dispenser", "I love it 🍫", "Because the rabbit was gonna poop anyway, they just timed touching the tail with the pooping and didn't crop it afterwards. You can see it's brown eye start to twitch a second or two before he first touches the tail.", "Nice", "shittiest", "SCOOP IT UP AND SAVE IT IN A PAIL", "And you now know how the Easter bunny gets all those chocolates in your basket", "I hear that", "Chocolate raisin 🎶", "Fun fact, rabbit poop is so clean they have to eat it after the first go around just to fully utilize the nutrients from their food. Their poops are like dry little grass pellets. They're not really gross or dirty at all.", "To add to this theory, the 3ed touch hapend quicker and looks as though they had to react to the changing situation.\n\nEdit: fixed spelling", "https://media1.tenor.com/images/d1a8a8942d9909e6fe9a9a15a595041b/tenor.gif?itemid=4978705", "Yup, can confirm, 0 shit particulates fall off rabbit shit, I'd lick the carpet they fell out on they are so solid and clean. Hell, I would swish them around in my mouth, because so little shit particulates fall off of them. There is definitely a 0% chance shit gets on my carpet when the my rabbits shit on my carpet.\n\nI actually let them shit wherever they want, then I pull up the carpet after I dust the shit pellets off, then use the carpet as plates to serve my guests food on because they are so free of rabbit shit. \n\nFor sure listen to this guy that says its ok to let animals shit all over your house.", "Showed it to my girlfriend and she said 'it's a Cocoa puffs button'", "If you won't eat off a plate that was just covered with rabbit shit (and not cleaned) then I think we can all fully discount any credibility you have. Maybe I'm wrong, but this seems way off.", "Pez dispenser", "I don’t eat off the carpet either, so the comparison doesn’t really make sense.", "cuckoo for cocoa puffs", "Because the Wadsworth Constant applies to every video on YouTube.", "You claim rabbit feces are not dirty and not gross.\n\nNormal intelligence humans would probably eat off a plate as long as something dirty or gross hadn't been on it previously.\n\nTherefore, you should be ok with eating off a plate that just had rabbit feces on it.\n\nThe logic and argument is sound, either one of the premises is false, or the conclusion is false. I'm of the camp that your claim of feces being not dirty and not gross is idiotic. You can attempt to justify how you think the conclusion or second premise are false, but I won't dedicate any more time to some idiot on the internet claiming any feces is not dirty.\n\nI guess its probably that to justify having animals shit all over where you live, you might also just disagree on what the word dirty means, but I assure you, most peoples definitions of \"dirty\" would include just dirt, so pretty much any amount of dusty rabbit shit is dirty and you are an idiot. Also go fuck yourself, bye", "Came to say this.", "I was responding to someone who was concerned about the carpet, and therefore my context was with regards to the carpet. Meaning, you can just pick or sweep up the pellets and not really be concerned that the carpet needs additional cleaning because the pellets just aren’t that dirty. There are different interpretations of dirty and gross, so your logic does not necessarily follow, particularly within the given context. Regardless, you’re smart enough to have understood exactly what I meant, and also to understand that concern over the cleanliness of a carpet is not the same as that of a dinner plate. I would spray cleaner on the carpet if my cat shat on it, but not my rabbits. I wouldn’t eat off a plate that either shat on, however. This isn’t difficult to have understood from the conversation.", "I'll read this if you use paragraphs, otherwise it looks like the rantings of someone who spent about 1 second replying, so why would I bother reading it.", "Reading is hard.", "Wowsa", "God damnit this made me snort and it woke up my girlfriend.", "Tell her I say good morning", "I am torn between upvoting and downvoting. On one hand, this reads like a copy pasta and is hilarious. On the other hand, I think you’re actually being serious but it’s hard to tell. At any rate, I’m high right now and was sufficiently entertained by your comments here.", "I noticed the video left out the part where dude stuffed 3 turds into the rabbit.", "suspense", "Hah, well, I wrote it because I can't believe the confidence the internet gives people to claim things like feces isn't dirty. I really don't care, but I feel I need to hold people accountable for the actual feces that falls out of their mouths.\n\nI mostly just browse reddit and if I see people saying ridiculous/dumb stuff in the comments, I'll call them out on their bullshit and talk shit while I'm watching my cat/justiceporn videos/articles.\n\nThis lets me check in on said idiot while I'm browsing, adds to the reddit fun. Occasionally the idiots aren't idiots and they say something insightful and I have great conversations, this was not one of them. (To be fair, I am usually pretty abrasive which is an outlet to control the actual darker things I would like to say to them.\n\nGlad you enjoyed it, I usually enjoy the hell out of sharting on people who choose to openly speak up in public with bad ideas, and I mostly just do it for entertaining myself and hearing people's viewpoints that I disagree with.\n\nI will also just go off the deep end and troll if I don't particularly like someone, but mostly the above stuff.", "Name one animal pet whose piss doesn't stink.", "You're wrong. What do you think cocoa puffs are?", "Just don't push any of the other buttons", "Forbidden PEZ", "I had a girlfriend like that", "Derek Carr", "Can we please bring back public executions?", "What a lovely Nesquick dispenser :)", "My kid once peed their bed. They were a bit ashamed so I figured I'd try to tell them it wasn't such a big deal. I explained that sometimes when we dream we might dream that we're peeing in a river or something and it seems totally fine in the dream until you wake up and realize that that they pee'd the bed.\n\nMy kid went bugeyed and asked if the same thing would happen if they poo'd in their dream.", "I want my dick back, this fleshlight is awful", "Wishing everyone a beautiful weekend ❤", "When written by an idiot, yes. Ever read sound and the fury benjy?", "Escalated quickly indeed", "Actually, rabbits do not eat their regular poop- the little dry pellets seen in this video are just plain poop, waste material only. \n\nWhat they DO eat are cecotrophs, a special kind of poop produced by their cecum changing its motility pattern to sort things by particle size (impressive!) and bringing out a completely different category of digestive contents. They consume these fresh from the source, so you pretty much never see them lying around unless the bun is very sick.\n\nAnd all this has absolutely nothing to do with how clean it is.", "I'm gonna take a stab and guess.. NOT rabbit feces", "If you won't consent to a surgery where the equipment was cleaned in a dishwasher instead of sterilized, then I think we can all fully discount any credibility you have.\n\nDifferent things are held to a different standard of cleanliness.", "You should read his reply. It might help you learn how to construct an argument without run-on sentences and name-calling.", "Ok", "I don't see what football has to do with it.", "where did you buy that rabbit-looking chocolate dispenser?", "Is its name Pez?", "Touch tail, receive raisin", "Is it possible to learn this power?", "Pez!", "But the rabbit shits on the floor, not the plates. The amount of shit that drops off from the pellets and sticks to the ground, is comparable in dirtiness to the dust that's already there. No one is saying that it's sterile, but that the filth isn't significant enough to take action. \n\nYour shoes are already covered in faeces from being outside, if you walked with your socks somewhere where you walked with the shoes, you're already spreading it all over your house.", "I thought I was the only one that poops when you boop my tail…….", "i would literally boop the shit out of his tail", "[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwTKs\\_TVAAU86z8.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwTKs_TVAAU86z8.jpg)\n\n&#x200B;\n\noooOh that's how breakfast was made.", "Oh man, you're gonna hate books if you ever try to read one. I mean, if six sentences is too long for you lmao.", "ah sweet a schizo thread", "What's wrong with chocolate covered raisins?", "You’ll never know until you try both.", "thats a weird PEZ dispenser.", "This sounds like sophistry but I still believe you", "Ok, guess all you idiots are going to have broken up rabbit shit in your carpet, see if I care.", "The “Gold Standard” of fertilizer.", "You’ll have to wait a few hours for that quarter", "No sophistry, just pedantry.", "Who would take the time to break up rabbit shit? They come in pellets like the previous poster stated because they have to digest it twice.\n\nHowever you did not digest this information the first time- so calling people idiots isnt appropriate. You clearly have trouble learning.", "On carpet?!?!", "Way off- and wrong", "I didn’t realize this is the sort of thing you demonstrate on a carpet." ]	96	videos	Sleeping rabbit poops when you boop its tail
https://youtu.be/MGXSPf9b-xI	/r/videos/comments/r2x662/onion_in_2012_was_iconic/	[ "She'd almost be upset about this whole thing if she read it in a text...", "It's one of the best ONN reports!", "What was even better is when people would share their videos as real on Facebook.", "this is a classic but i somehow forget \"are you for real killing me right now?\"", "It's the little details of these videos that you find on multiple viewings that make them even more amazing.\n\n\"Doctors pronounced me brain dead when I was 12, but my family didn't give up on me and now I work in PR\" at the bottom of the screen when the webpage scrolls by.", "The [\"who's fucking?''](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5lgwopmKMw&ab_channel=TheOnion) bit is one of my favs", "Are you saying texting is life?", "/r/TechnicallyCorrect", "That was hilarious!", "The newscaster is Elliott Francis from WAMU.", "This reminded me of this \nhttps://youtu.be/XUT8ec24anM\n\"Um, how old is that zit in your tit!?\"", "It's been 9 years I hope her parents are healing. Not a decision I'd wish on any parent.", "Not really. Boys and teens of all genders are also frequently this way. But these sketches almost exclusively aimed at girls. That's bullshit. It's misogyny.\n\nAlso, gen-x and boomer parents spend more time on phones and facebook than their teens.\n\nThere's nothing 'iconic' about this unless you just really like bashing girls.", "She may murmer, \"are you for real killing me right now?\" but then her struggle will finally be over", "A painful decision for a parent to make but ultimately the correct one.", "Watch the \"Sex House\" series on The Onion youtube channel, it goes places", "I always liked the one of the ultimate Packers fan. As a fellow Packers fan I can agree to this. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/gG6qB1X9Y2k", "I love the bottom scroll haha", "This is hilarious.", "This doesn't lag for a second, even up to when they start mocking the host's clothes.", "Life gets better bud.", "Now people just share hate an anger back an forth. Man I miss 2012.", "But texting is also death. And texting is also texting.", "Hey, I saw that in the single sample youtube comment!", "One of my favorites was [Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U)", "This is hilarious I had no idea these skits existed. Thanks for sharing", "One of those girls became the star of Happy Death Day", "holy shit that was great.", "It was the perfect moment for me to rewatch this as I forgot about both that and \"That's just her body texting\"", "I bet the audition for the actor had nothing to do with their look, it was all about finding someone who could keep a straight face", "Quigly, you will die soon.", "Is that my step-daughter? lol", "Boomer parents have teens?", "Onion is great", "Hannah's two dozen character witnesses will be replaced by a single crack addict who goes by the name of \"Skaggs\"", "My favorite is anonymous philanthropist donates over 200 human kidneys. The sign says this is only the beginning in blood and the reporter is like, there are signs of possible future donations as well!", "Sony's new piece of shit cracks me up every time", "Ru fr killing me rn", "The ticker is hilarious. \"Donald Trump Vomits During Helicopter Ride\" \"Off-Duty Cop Shoots On-Duty Prostitute\" \"Civil War Ghost Haunts New Best Buy\"", "And still share obviously fake videos as real", "these were great sadly there were only 3 all up that i could find here are the two other videos: \n\n[Who's Fucking: Zack and Evan](https://youtu.be/8wpYvvgkLuk)\n\nand \n\n[Who's Fucking: Isaac and Doris](https://youtu.be/SW6FrrAS62E)", "These were so savage. Could use more of The Onion now.", "Ya'll have to check out the Horrifying Planet series they did:\n\nhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC083AB6A1E3CADA9\n\nIt is 11 super short videos in the style of a nature documentary that will have you laughing your ass off.\n\nThe one about deer had me in stitches.", "Inspirational", "Why did they stop making these? In fact, does The Onion still exist?", "I think the other great one is the head scan that has her phone included (always on it).", "I like the protest signs like if she can sigh she’s alive", "I think my favourite from that era is still 'Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday' https://youtu.be/CJkWS4t4l0k", "The series where a guy becomes a pig is so good", "« Keep fucking your little pump station »", "\"Civil War Ghost Haunts New Best Buy\"\n\nI don't know why but this killed me.", "I lost it particularly hard at the authenticity of that crack-head name.", "omg this might be the best onion production.", "I didn’t notice that, lol. But even the segment name, “Beyond the Facts,” is hilarious in a news story.", "I found a news stand that actually had a new issue of the Onion in DC several years ago, but I doubt they still produce any physical media anymore. You can follow them on Instagram, where they are very active but not producing content like this.", "For a good time, sort comments by new on youtube and read all the ones of those gullible enough to believe everything they read on the internet.", "I bought one or two of their book article compilations back when they used to sell those.", "Omg when that juror who pulled her purse in as the girl walked by is the best part of that skit.", "How is SNL on television and not this?", "Inspirational as fuck.", "That's the most hilarious and sad thing I've ever seen..", "“Donald Trump Vomits During Helicopter Ride” lmao", "Oh. His accent made me think he said \"are you proverbial killing me?\"", "[Nascar Coach Reveals Winning Strategy](https://youtu.be/bG2OcW_Hwkg)", "If you haven't seen it yet, their Sex House reality TV show parody series is fucking phenomenal.\n\nThe first episode is a mostly setup, but it's well worth it.\n\nHere's episode 1: https://youtu.be/0App7QizQCU", "The second hand ignorance bit at the end feels too real in 2021.", "That dude looks like he should be sitting on a beach earning twenty percent.", "that was 2006. Now NASCAR has started racing [on the surface of Mars](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/joey-logano-driver-of-the-shell-pennzoil-ford-daniel-suarez-news-photo-1616812183.)", "Feb, 2012. Man, that was just a few years ag.... a decade ago in just 3 months? Fuck, dude.", "I visited recently & was bummed to find Gumby’s pizza is no more (in Madison).", "https://youtube.com/watch?v=D04wb7P_v-4\n\nAutistic reporter... \n\nThe organ donor one is also fucking hysterical.. \"THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING!\"", "This is one of my favourites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjokgx0pUQ", "the rabbits", "It feels like I was just playing BioShock for the first time last week, and that shit came out in 2007, I don't know where all the time goes. :/ I feel old.", "What's the point, the real news is more insane than the Onion ever was these days. If the Onion did an article \"people believe Earth is flat!\" we'd chuckle in 2010, but now it is just normal and depressing.", "Probably because if you'd make something like this today, there would be a huge outrage on social media about making fun of teen's mental health \\#canceltheonion", "Imagine, today she would be a 21 year old anti-vax influencer that only leaves their bedroom 4 hours per day and is considering starting an onlyfans to get more followers.", "And that it's an x-ray of the phone on an MRI of her brain, they knew people wouldn't recognize an MRI of her phone.", "The Onion still exists.", "I've actually been binging their old videos recently. No clue why they don't do these skits anymore and just talk instead.", "I want to hear more what the stupid man has to say", "Their political commentary from 2012 was pretty spot on as well:\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE", "They stopped making these because they’re insanely expensive. Crazy production values for an internet only video, that constantly require rotating casts of paid actors.\n\nThe only way you could keep making something like this would be to fund it through a traditional terrestrial TV or streamer like Netflix, but it’s too controversial for the former and too topical for the latter.", "Weird at 2:30 the ticker at the bottom said Donald Trump vomits in a helicopter. Weird seeing previous call outs of the man", "\"What does our taxes even go to?\", asks stupid man.", "Starting an onlyfans although she shamed that bitch Megan for being such a slut when she posted bikini pics on Facebook", "[ Jump to 02:30 @ Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI&t=0h2m30s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: The Onion, Video Popularity: 90.78%, Video Length: [03:10])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@02:25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI&t=0h2m25s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "Are we all getting the same videos randomly recommented on Youtube? I was watching this video just the other day along with videos of autistic reporter Michael Falk.", "Nah, I don't think so. Satire doesn't have to be offensive and The Onion does it right.", "\"GORILLA . ANIMAL. NOOOOOO\"", "They did a pilot on early Amazon streaming called The Onion News Empire, it didn’t get picked up though (I liked it too, I was mad about that)\n\nThey also originally produced [Future News from 2137](https://youtu.be/iKC21wDarBo) and sold it exclusively on iTunes for $2. That version was uncensored and one segment longer than the cut that ended up on YouTube (the missing portion had straight up porn in it). That 10 minute video has more effort and content crammed into it than some movies I’ve seen. \n\nThis was all like a decade ago, they were really just too far ahead of the curve to stay afloat online revenue wise. Their videos have a million+ views now but it’s taken since the aughts to get there", "I was too distracted by the messages at the bottom of the screen. « Off duty cop shoots on-duty prostitute » fucking lmao", "\"Doctors pronounced me brain dead when I was 12, but my family didn't give up on me now I work in PR\"", "Actually, there was an Onion tv show on IFC around 2012. It only ran for a few seasons.", "\"Are you for real killing me?\" Haha, classic Caitlin.", "Sign: \"Caitlin's not brain-dead she's just an idiot\"", "Highlights: \n\n* Caitlin's acting\n* Dr. Debacker\n* the skull radiograph", "\"off duty cop shoots on duty prostitute\" - the more I think about it the funnier it gets", "You have! His name is Q!", "Now they share actual real things , like JFK Jr’s resurrection and his inexplicable ability to appoint Trump back into office. \n(Also, I realize how dumb the phrase “actual real things” sounds, lol)", "That is exactly what these clips are from.", "Does anyone around here have Google?!?", "For me it was \"Ninja parade goes unnoticed for 7th year running\".", "No, Most of them have been from Onion’s YouTube channel, which they had for years before the TV show.", "“Off duty cop shoots on duty prostitute”", "The Onion newspaper ended back in 2013, but they still have a website (part of the Gizmodo Media organization).\n\nIMO, they started a slow spiraling death when they left Madison, WI for NYC. Totally changed the nature of the company. The Univision buyout, the move to Chicago, and private equity buyout all followed. They are a hollow shell of what they once were.", "Go straight!\n\nIs this straight enough?!\n\nStraighter!", "What would an MRI of a phone look like? I thought metals cant go in an MRI", "One of my favorites:\n\n[Report: Baby Skull Jewelry May Be Linked To Violence](https://youtu.be/RKccr8g1xCU)\n\nAlways come back to it for a laugh. Mostly due to the woman on the panel with the clear baby-skull bias. That actor killed it in every Onion sketch she was in. \n\n“If my husband hadn’t given me a baby-skull ring when he proposed to me, I would’ve been like, ‘Where’s the skull?’”", "/r/unexpectedtedlasso", "\"Off-duty cop shoots on-duty prostitute\"", "Exactly why they had an xray of a phone. MRI of a cellphone sounds extremely expensive if the shrapnel damages the MRI", "Metal certainly can go through an MRI but I think after that happens it's technically called a rail gun.", "As someone whose father was euthanized, I find this video offensively hilarious.", "A lot of the satire and comedy sites were trying to add in skits and video formats in the early 2010s to meet the Facebook demands, but it turns out Facebook was faking the numbers of views so it didn't matter. When that went through the pipeline sites like Cracked lost their writing teams and went down the tubes. Many of the writers went on to podcasting.", "I used to laugh at people who mistook The Onion or, before that the Weekly World News, as being real news. Now there are so many who mistake CNN and MSNBC as real news, it isn't funny anymore.", "\"Israel's non exist ant nuclear facilities described as completely safe\".\n\nIsrael doesn't officially have nukes because if they had nukes, then other nearby nations would want them. The US allows the fiction to persist because it's convenient and Israel spends billions buying US military hardware.", "I gotta admit there's actually a lot more to NASCAR than people think. For one think, racers need to be in peak physical shape. Being in shape means safer accidents, but they're also driving for several hours in high stress environments where the smallest mistake can send them crashing into other vehicles. Race car drivers are professional: they can get the timing of a lap down to a second through practice. A long term race is about managing the wear on the tries and fuel consumption as it is about driving fast. A racecar even in NASCAR is a finely tuned piece of modern high end engineering, even if NASCAR sets exacting standards to level the engineering playing field.\n\nThe next time your on an open highway, try pushing your car above 100 mph, and imagine other cars being inches away from your through turns and straights. Now imagine that going twice as fast for hundreds of miles. And that's NASCAR. A sport by the way which banned flying Confederate flags, unlike virtually any other American sport.", "I love the one about the overcommercialization of Halloween https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE", "Lmao\n\n“They showed him photographs of dead and dying gorillas along with the phrases ‘you someday’ and ‘you have no choice’”", "You'd have to power down the MRI to get the phone out of it. It would cost at least $50,000 to turn it back on.", "Theri short lived TV series was amazing from start to finish. Shame they did not continue with it. Does anybody have more info on it?", "She also calls guys who view porn creeps; doesn't see the irony.", "\"She may murmur, 'are you for real killing me right now?' '\"\n\nLMFAO that is genius! :D :)", "Then you went on to haunt a new Walmart.", "Pretty sure nobody would let you take a phone anywhere near their MRI machine.", "I miss the good days of cracked", "The teen girl there is the voice of the yellow hippo from the Backyardigans", "😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭This is so sad 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏Please god, please help this child, Amen", "Asking in her own comments section: “I don’t get why there are so many middle-aged and old men creepin’ on me, and slidin’ into my DMs. Y’all need to go give y’all’s wife and kids a hug.”", "don't give the navy ideas", "If only we could do this for certain people.", "Coil gun, rail guns need to have something bridge the rails to generate force.", "They already have a railgun. The bullets were too expensive so they kinda don't use it?", "Now people just screenshot the headline and share it without any links so people can be ignorant and outraged in peace", ">America catches flu fever\n\nlmao", "This is why you always watch The Onion clips twice", "Have a what-now? \n \n“Alexa! What is ‘goo-gell’?”", "[Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk0M0PsaTLk)", "The best type of offensive. And the best type of hilarious.", "Probably they weren't making money, it's hard to monetise videos without external partner deals. But also, \"OH MY GOD the Onion are SO TONE DEAF to the needs of DISABLED HUMAN VEGETABLES, this is so NOT FUNNY\" - insert political group from opposite end of the spectrum than yourself.", "but this time it's not funny anymore", "[They literally predicted Cardi B](https://youtu.be/lmCjJ0VBjjU?t=108)", "Future News from 2137 was absolutely amazing.", "They already said he was from Oklahoma, adding \"stupid\" is just redundant.", "I loved the man on the street questions where the pictures never changed.", "I thought the \"bullets\" in a rail gun are just chunks of metal and the issue was that the gun itself disintegrates over several shots.", "That was the guns on the zumwalt, the railgun is different and no longer being actively worked on", "She can still apply lipgloss!", "This is my all time favourite... \n\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry\\_5Fo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo) \n\n\n\"You once were a baby and now you're a criminal\"", "“Now playing: goo goo dolls”", "I miss onion news network", "Lmao", "Oh I haven't watched this in years. Love finding stuff I forgot about", "The onion movie used to be be our end of the night drunk film. Still holds up today.", "I remember when the “Justin Bieber is a pedophile” in disguise came out, SO MANY girls at my school were having breakdowns and crying thinking that it was real.", "So many people thought this was real it's hilarious. I remember there was an entire website dedicated to people who thought onion articles were real. Much like r/atetheonion", "It sounds fine. It’s the opposite or “alternative facts.”", "That line and even though there is a little thing called privacy killed me.", "living with a teenager and a tween, showed this to my wife and we had a big laugh", "She may murmur \"Are you for real killing me right now?\".", "Just the shadow blurr dashing across the street roof to roof is the only proof they have lol.", "I've been on reddit too long. I remember when this was new, and the top post on /r/all.", "I lost it when they were packing her room up with her lying on the bed hahaha. Good stuff.", "exactly the problem is the inside of the \"barrel\" disintigrates with every shot, so it doesn't use the projectiles but the gun itself each time it fires", "> JFK Jr’s resurrection\n\nIn reality they were protesting vaccine mandates for kids. You can even see the signs in the story posted on your echochamber subs. \n \nINB4 \"But muh state lines!\"", "Get ready to turn!\n\nDo I turn yet?!\n\nNot yet!", "It's ONN. Just enjoy the humor.", "Wonder if anyone ever had their prince albert piercing turn into a projectile. Just curious, for science.", "\"Growing number of students don't think object permanence is useful\" \n\nOh god, that's perfect, I'm sure we've all come across people with that attitude in life.", "Ah, yes, when people still had a sense of humor", "> If you're watching Brooke Alvarez, you're not alone", "Hey not everyone that’s stupid is from Oklahoma!\n\nBut yeah", "reality caught up", "They make you remove anything metal from your body, including piercings, jewellery, and you have to answer a detailed questionnaire with questions like \"have you ever had metal in your eye\". \n\nSource: Just had an MRI recently! cool experience.", "They’re all done really well but glad they didn’t do more. Feel like they really got as much as they could out of the concept.", "/r/atetheonion", "Also the simple fact that unlike neighboring countries, Israel has been a long-term ally of the US and has the infrastructure to handle and protect them.", "Then those people found Qanon and the joke stopped being a joke.", "\"This is America, nobody deserves to be treated like a black man.\"", "Meanwhile there’s all those college kids running around regularly getting stoked. I’m stoked right now.", "Well yeah, some are from Florida.", "lol", "My favorite's gotta be [Sony Releases Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work](https://youtu.be/8AyVh1_vWYQ)", "You gotta be kidding me? I have not lived there in a super long time. I used to live in Monona and they had a deal I would order just about every Tuesday night. Fucking miss me some pokey sticks too.", "Best part: https://i.imgur.com/sxdleDV.jpg", "What do you mean 2012? They were already iconic way before that! Look at their Halloween costumes for faggy kids video", "Interesting, I hadn’t heard about them doing stuff with Amazon. You’re right they seemed to pre-empt the current content cycle and get into it a little too early. A massive shame.", "\"Every time I hear a story like that it makes me glad I'm exempt from the legal system.\"\n\nThat hits so much harder right now.", "The onion was the comedy version of Black Mirror", "“Are you for real killing me right now”", "I realize that but it wanted to use \"prince albert piercing\" and \"projectile\" in one sentence. Don't you dare spoil my joke! <3", "“Oh my god this is going to be really sad.. wtf-“", "Dammit. Now that song is in my head! haha!", "Has a 29-year-old \"boyfriend\" because she's \"mature\" who she never lets touch her and is thoroughly friend-zoned, but does everything for her.\n\nHe calls himself \"asexual\" to save face.", "youre telling me i couldve gotten 3600 karma by posting my 3rd favorite onion video", "lol, i didn't get 3600 lotta haters 👀", "Seriously tho. Such simple times", "Yea. They were ripe for believing anything on the internets", "I said I like shiny rocks and you pointed me to a diamond mine! Thank!!!", "when you think you can say whatever you want assuming your comment will get buried\n:(", "apology upvote intensifies", "For me, it was the brain scan, that had the phone still up to her ear in the scan.", "please bring back Onion News TV", "\"Hannah should be tried as, at most, a black celebrity, or a stunningly-attractive Filipino woman.\"", "\"THE REPORTER WITH MORE STALKERS THAN ANYONE ELSE\" is another strap they've used." ]	208	videos	Onion in 2012 was iconic
https://youtu.be/4b6-oE55vdM	/r/videos/comments/r2xcep/monty_pythons_42_yrs_old_prediction_of_nowadays/	[ "Probably not knucklehead", "I identified as a newt.\n\n…..I got better.\n\n\n[video for the plebs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB5ig6vpQug)", "Gee, maybe Monty Python wrote that because that's what public discourse was like 42 years ago, too?", "It's not a prediction, it was from experience then. That's why it was funny then. People don't change, that's all.", "It was no prediction. \n\nIt was sarcasm based on what was already going on.", "The entire movie is a sledge on fanaticism of all kinds. The PFJ are the left wing loons, and the right wing loons are chasing Brian around trying to worship him.\n\nThere’s not that much that’s going on now that wasn’t going on in the 70s too in this area.", "It wasn’t a prediction- this is how things were at the time. They just haven’t gotten better…", "Eeh.. nope.", "Nope, it's nowadays times.", "\"Symbolic of his struggle against reality.\" That sums it up, eh?", "Apparently this might actually be possible these days…the first womb transplantation into a transgender woman was in 1931, Lili Elbe. Though the procedure only seems to have been successful done with woman to woman (DNA/Chromosomally), some even resulting in a successful births….\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uterus_transplantation", "[Uterus transplantation](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uterus_transplantation) \n \n >The uterine transplant is the surgical procedure whereby a healthy uterus is transplanted into an organism of which the uterus is absent or diseased. As part of normal mammalian sexual reproduction, a diseased or absent uterus does not allow normal embryonic implantation, effectively rendering the female infertile. This phenomenon is known as absolute uterine factor infertility (AUFI). Uterine transplant is a potential treatment for this form of infertility.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "Uhh nothing is \"insane\" about public discourse, its just that thanks to social media more people are publicly discussing things that were previously private or on the 'fringe', because every time you post or facebook, instagram, or reddit you/we are technically in the realm of publishing. \n\nSo suddenly all the 'fringe' lives and viewpoints are being scrutinized by people outside their immediate social bubble. This isn't \"insane\", its just someone else's lived experience and their worldview doesn't mesh with yours", "[John Cleese complains about wokeness](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vOg-E-otg)", "I saw a similar topic come up like this regarding a movie from the 90s the other day on reddit too. This isn't prophetic, this satire reflects the times when movie was made. \n\nPeople do not realize that \"politically correct\" culture movements have been a thing that ebbs and flows every major generation jump.\n\nExample. The 20s (called roaring 20s), the 50s (lots of counter culture and rock popped up) the 60-70s (probably the most famous era we know for this sort of thing) then again in 90s (they even made a satire film in 90s about politically correct culture called PCU)....and now again in 2020s.\n\nIt's about every 20-30 years, which is a full generation jump. Kids don't want to be like their parents and push for a more free and or empathetic viewpoint in society. Some things change within society for the better. Then they grow old and age wears on them (adult stressors are no joke) and most of them lose their advocacy and viewpoints. Then it's up to their kid's kids of the next major generation jump to remind everyone again why it's important. \n\nIt's a loop.", "And it goes back centuries.", "Predict what? People have been making transphobic comedy for a long time.", "Always these self-righteous, stupid, self-gratulatory remarks...\nHow about IT IS MUCH WORSE NOW ?!\nLook around you, this madness NOWADAYS is the new gospel and if you call it out you get cancelled!\n Happened to Terry Gilliam only a few weeks ago and John Cleese cancelled himself afterwards.\n Back then this kind of insanity was not taken seriously", "No. Back then it wasn't taken seriously.\nNow if you call this kind of insanity out you get cancelled !", "🤦‍♂️" ]	20	videos	Monty Python's 42 yrs old Prediction of Nowadays Insane Public Discourse
https://youtu.be/8DZ_V92SJ5g	/r/videos/comments/r2yrpv/post_malone_was_paid_about_750000_to_buy_a_bored/	[ "https://www.ibm.com/topics/smart-contracts", "https://www.gemini.com/cryptopedia/smart-contract-examples-smart-contract-use-cases", "I don't get the whole art NFT thing. Is it just one of those things that the last person holding the bag is the sucker?", "it is money laundering / evading taxes. thats all high art is used for", "unlikely at this point - opensea does 2-3bn usd of volume per month - a significant part of that is very likely legitimate\n\nhttps://dune.xyz/rchen8/opensea" ]	6	videos	Post Malone was paid about $750,000 to buy a bored ape NFT for 5.85 seconds
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r2yu1x/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r2yu1x/deleted_by_user/	[ "This changes the tone of the whole incident completely.... Seems like a good dude.", "It’s almost like only seeing a partial video clip of any given incident is unreliable.", "Well yeah obviously... I'm not saying I really took the original clip to heart and formed strong opinions about the guy based on it or anything. It was just mildly pleasantly surprising to learn there was some slightly wholesome background context.", "I was more commenting on how reactionary the internet is after watching these kind of clips. Calling for peoples heads and most likely what they are watching is just one side of the story." ]	4	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/QftENwVczB0	/r/videos/comments/r2yv6p/this_mcdonalds_training_video_from_1970_is/	[ "WTF did I just watch.... Is this what doing acid is like?", "This is so bad it's brilliant. Especially the porn greeting by the blond and the kid being told begone you unkempt urchin.", "This is on the same level as the best Tim and Eric sketches. There's no way this wasn't intentional. I feel like my mind is melting.", "please tell me this is an modern art project. This can't be real can it?", "That's a comedian, Pat Paulsen.\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat\\_Paulsen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Paulsen)\n\nI think they were trying to make a training film that is less boring.", "That was the equivalent of working at a cool technology startup at the time, and you can tell how revolutionary and brilliant it was. We take it for granted now, but that’s how breaking molds looks like.", "Acids dope", "nope", "03:30 - Smash and Grab, 1970's style.", "[ Jump to 03:30 @ M3Donald's Video 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QftENwVczB0&t=0h3m30s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: Just Training Videos, Video Popularity: 100.00%, Video Length: [17:07])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@03:25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QftENwVczB0&t=0h3m25s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "1.85 big macs... oh man", "Yes it was. I remember him running for President.", "I love it actually.\nThis also made me quite hungry. I’d like to sample some 70’s McDonalds side by side with fresh McDonalds.", "$1.85 in 1970 is equivalent to over $13 today. So Big Macs are actually significant cheaper now, along with most of their items.", "Well it worked - I watched it all the way through! I still have no interest to time-travel to the 70s and work for McDonald's, but I almost did.", "Damn, you're right. A $1.85 burger in 1970 is worth $12.52 in 2021. That's adjusted for Canadian BTW.", "It is! The guy speaking was a comedian. They tried to make it fun and therefore easier to remember+sit through.\n\nDon't get me started on the Wendy's training videos. There's several, but my favorite is [CHILI CAN BE SERVED WITH CHEESE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOvHZDGK-kY)", "Shit like this confuses me. So everyone who bought McDicks back then was spending, essentially, a shit ton of money whenever they bought McDonalds? I always assumed it was supposed to be a cheaper+faster food alternative even back then.", "Ronald McDonald just advertised and said they are hiring!", "Fucking Squints @9:30", "[ Jump to 09:30 @ M3Donald's Video 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QftENwVczB0&t=0h9m30s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: Just Training Videos, Video Popularity: 100.00%, Video Length: [17:07])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@09:25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QftENwVczB0&t=0h9m25s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "You would probably notice that the current McDonalds tastes better. That's because it has more things that make it taste better. Notice how I didn't mention how it would make you feel, as your body processes all that junk, after the initial dopamine rush? \nEither way. You could compare this company, in it's time, to Facebook of our time. Lot's of \"exciting\", \"high paying\" jobs for customers who will \"respect\" your hard work.", "Were they better back then?", "Not even close", "God, threading film reels is such a hassle. Can you imagine having to set up a projector every time you have to show a bunch of trainees this?", "Wow. The 70s were a strange time.", "Probably because they're made with lower quality foods. You can't tell me the nuggets now are the same they were 50 years ago.", "My wife tried some nuggets for the first time in over a decade and they tasted like just sugar and salt. It was appalling.", "You have to compare to their buying power. People were spending a shit ton of money at McDicks because they had a shit ton of money to spend. It's the same way that 1 earner could buy a house and raise a family. The buying power of that wage was much higher.", "Inflation is a tricky think. Food and clothing has gotten way cheaper since the 70s. Housing, healthcare and education has gotten way more expensive. The increased housing cost has balanced out the cheaper food cost. Also eating in versus eating out used to be much more of a price gap. We didn't generally eat out for such a large precent of our meals.", "That's not how inflation works", "> as your body processes all that junk\n\nWhat junk exactly?", "For such an old video, this absolutely nails the goal of training their employees without them falling asleep or forgetting, but also, not being condescending and cringe with the humor. It's a shame that so many companies TRY to make entertaining training videos and they end up being incredibly cringe and full of what feels like dad jokes.", "For some reason mcdonalds seemed healthier back then", "The dinner for four was, four drinks, two burgers and two fries...", "It was made by a comedian to make the training videos more watchable", "They are not because they didn't exist 50 years ago.", "I suppose so. I think the food chains were more like restaurants then as well. I'm not totally sure how it all works either.", "Was that the kfc guy eating at 6:50?\n\nAlso it sounds like the rat in fantastic mr Fox at 6:55", "I have questions", "Also did I see the uncles face from courage the cowardly dog in there??", "That's the most early 90s thing I've ever read lol! Only because the Woolworth's in my town shut down around then... or became k-mart or something", "She’s smoking hot", "An overwhelming amount of saturated fats, sodium, and other chemical preservatives.", "You don't have to time travel to hustle.", ">An *overwhelming amount* of saturated fats, sodium\n\nNot more than any other beef cheeseburger.\n\n\n> and other chemical preservatives.\n\nName one.", ">A new study shows that chemicals known as phthalates, which have been linked to health problems, have been detected in food from popular chains like McDonald's, Chipotle and more.Oct 27, 2021 \n\nUSAToday.com \n\nAlso Mcdonalds burger-meat on its own tastes like cardboard. Why pay so much for sub-par ingredients that taste bad and aren't nutritious? I'll never know.", "> are commonly used as plasticizers in polyvinyl chloride (PVC) materials such as food packaging and food contact materials\n\nThat's in plastic food packaging. Not limited to McDonald's or fast food in general.\n\nIt's not an ingredient in the food.\n\nGTFO with your misinformation.\n\n> aren't nutritious?\n\nProtein fat and carbs are essential to life.\n\nA cheeseburger at home has the same macros.", "I never said cheeseburgers are healthy. Just stated that Mcdonalds, in particular is low quality and unhealthy. Even more so when you consider the price of the product vs what they actually invested in it's production. \nAlso, you understand that there are many different types of fat, right? \nNice try being contrarian just for arguments sake though. \nGo suck on Ronald's knob some more.", ">Go suck on Ronald's knob some more.\n\nSorry but there is too much ignorance about what is perceived as \"healthy\" and \"unhealthy\".\n\nI don't like these pseudo-science arguments about why some food is \"bad\".\n\nShould you eat a burger for ever meal?\n\nNo.\n\nIs McDonald's fine. \n\nYes.", "> in it's time\n\nits", "None of that makes any sense...", "I have no doubt that most if not all of their food items we’re higher quality back then. They just didn’t have the same artificial ingredients and food processing methods back then, so it wasn’t even really possible.\n\nAlthough as the other person mentioned, I don’t think they served chicken at all back then. They were just burgers, fries, shakes and sodas for many years.", "Very good points. I’d also like to add that back then “fast food” wasn’t synonymous with “low quality food”. Fast food simply meant that the food was made and brought to you quickly. This was accomplished not by having lower quality ingredients but with the restaurant assembly line system that McDonalds helped develop.\n\n.\n\nI wasn’t alive back then, but if I were to guess I would say that a McDonald’s burger back then was roughly the same quality as a burger from any other restaurant one may have gone to (may \nbe a little smaller) you were just receiving it quicker.", "That makes no sense.", "This is the kind of stuff MST3K lives for. Not that mcdonalds would give them permission or anything.", "Yeah but minimum wage was $1.60 which is equivalent to $11.05 in 2021 dollars. Still kind of crazy but that* crazy.", "What's funny to me is realizing how clear and explicit In'N'Out was in stealing the early Mc'Donalds aesthetic. Even their fries look exactly like In'N'Out fries right now. I always knew it was drawn from that, but never realized how close it was.", "I'd say sugar. It only tastes good because it's basically candy with meat." ]	59	videos	This McDonald's training video from 1970 is bizarre, surreal and absolutely entertaining.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xqEABqaEuo	/r/videos/comments/r2yvxa/when_will_you_wear_wigs/	[ "This was a prank being pulled on Elijah Wood. The whole thing is super funny", "> prank being pulled on Elijah Wood.\n\nIt'll only take [9:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfhMILe8C84)", "Posting just a small part of that \"interview\" should be a crime.\n\nIt needs content, OP... U suck !", "I miss DVD extras", "Vhen", "Man that guy has a future in comedy. It's a shame Judd Apatowe didn't grab him or something.", "Seriously. The best part of that interview is when he tells Elijah the dolphin died in a car accident.", "I forgot about this! Thanks OP 😆", "Be the change", "Turns into Ricky Gervais at the end", "I always have to watch the full thing whenever I see a clip, the funniest prank interview ever", "The dolphin. \nIs dead.", "r/perfectlycutscreams", "yea they’re close friends.", "That's the most 2000's haircut I've ever seen.", "\"Died in a car accident\"\n\nFuck that line killed me.", "Holy shit that scream laughing is really contagious!", "Isn't that Dom Maonaghan?", "Why did you only post half the clip wtf" ]	19	videos	“When will you wear wigs?”
https://youtu.be/yMjwCm3dcho	/r/videos/comments/r2z0d4/exploring_lynnewood_hall_the_110_room_gilded_age/	[ "wow that movie must of made a ton of money", "Love this kind of stuff!", "Ya got me", "Less than half of the size of the Biltmore.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biltmore_Estate", "The investors took a dive.", "\"Uhh the temperature just dropped unexpectedly\" - RUN!! GHOST SIGN!!!!", "Really cool place." ]	7	videos	Exploring Lynnewood Hall The 110 Room Gilded Age Mega Mansion Owned By Titanic Investors
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kblPFRPlxXs&feature=share	/r/videos/comments/r2z5y5/skatepark_badassery/	[ "Is this a thing? Cause that was frigging awesome", "I saw this earlier and What caught my attention was his helmet, Red Bull is very protective of their helmets - they are only given to red bull sponsored athletes. I don’t know who he is, but usually that helmet means something.", "You can get them on ebay.", "This is Mike Hucker Clark, he is famous for doing bar rides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2cY46uIeDc", "good catch, it's Mike Hucker Clark who is sponsored by RedBull", "As advertised - well-done OP.", "A video like this reminds me of how bicycles are technically the most efficient machines ever created.", "i CaN fINd iT On WiSh", "Yeah that was nerve wrecking...", "Because it rolled so smoothly for so long. But sure, think about colors", "\"dudes skateboarding... On a bike\"- dude 1\n\n\"Woah\" - dude 2", "Ladies, this is the peak human male form.", "If i knew how to ride a bike i'm pretty sure i could learn this pretty easily", "That was legitness.", "He has to ride the bike this way because his balls are too big to sit down", "fuck, i'm still at wheelie level 1.", "Yea, this is what happens to you when you eat enough spice... the spice must flow.", "I know extreme sports are nothing new, but the amount of bodily harm he’s risking here is insane", "Yeah it was", "“That’s how I do a CZARFACEY”\n\nIs that what he said? I love that CZARFACE shit", "Technically, a Velomobile is the most efficient means of transportation, with the bicycle a close second. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velomobile", "Desktop version of /u/vfr800x's link: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velomobile>\n\n --- \n\n ^([)[^(opt out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiMobileLinkBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^(]) ^(Beep Boop. Downvote to delete)", "[Velomobile](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velomobile) \n \n >A velomobile, velomobiel, velo, or bicycle car is a human-powered vehicle (HPV) enclosed for aerodynamic advantage and/or protection from weather and collisions. Velomobiles are similar to recumbent bicycles, pedal go-karts and tricycles, but with a full fairing (aerodynamic or weather protective shell) and are not to be confused with purpose-built mobiles for racing or speed records fully faired vehicles with two wheels, generally called streamliners. Streamliners have set many speed and distance records. Though fast in their own right, velomobiles are considered much more streetable machines.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "That’s why it’s in sponge bob sarcastic font....", "the spice mélange", "Check out his 40+mph hang 5 - front wheel manual down a massive hill. Palms get sweaty just watching it!\n\n[Hang 5](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZnLwSgsLyk&ab_channel=RedBull)", "i figured that was part of the reason, i was just adding context.", "I've never so much simultaneously wanted to see someone succeed and fail.\nThat was awesome", "Sorry, what the hell does this have to do with ebay?", "Ya ever seen a big boy stand on the bike", "I always wondered why skate parks have fences with rods at the top, isn't that a huge safety hazard if someone falls onto them", "Bear witness", "How many times you think he fell before he perfected this badassery?" ]	33	videos	Skatepark Badassery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry122Jqpxu4	/r/videos/comments/r2z71p/the_huge_59km_scale_model_solar_system/	[ "As a Melbournian, I did not even know that was there. Very cool.", "\"Luna\" is also used scientifically.", "[Cute](http://www.swedensolarsystem.se/en/)", "that's small\n\nhttps://scaleofuniverse.com/largest-scale-model-solar-system-sweden-spans-950km-across-country/", "FeelsStrongMan Pluto", "The [Sagan Planet Walk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagan_Planet_Walk) is going to feature a station on the moon to represent [Kepler-37d](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler-37d)", "Makes me want to visit! Looks nice.", "Loony Luna\n\nhttps://m.imgur.com/gallery/YecAROa", "Once you grasp the scale and size of space, you realize how silly it is to have chance encounters as plot devices in space sci-fi movies, TV shows or books.\n\nYour ship will not accidentally bump or stumble on another ship or derelict object as you travel across the chasm between planets or stars.", "This would have such better impact if it wasn't cut to pieces. Give me real-time from place to place so I can feel it. \n\nIf he eventually did that...I had already lost patience.", "There used to be one of these in Boston MA as part of the Boston Museum of Science, but unfortunately, most of the planets have been removed or reloaded as of 2015 for various reasons. Of the 9 planet models originally placed (yes I'm considering pluto a planet still) I believe only 4 remain. Pluto if I'm remembering correctly, was a little over 9 miles from where the sun sat in the planetarium.", "Loved this especially that it’s a walkable thing… this is another great scale model here https://youtu.be/O_MZ8tda_1I", "The thing about Pluto though is that you'd have to include all the other Kuiper belt objects too as planets. We don't call Ceres a planet just because it's the biggest asteroid and it's spherical.", "Scale chosen so proxima centauri can be right next to the sun was a stroke of genius!", "Bill nye did this on his show once\nhttps://youtu.be/97Ob0xR0Ut8", "Usually it's a distress signal though.", "It's not a planet...but FFS it's right there in the video. What the hell are you on about?", "that felt like a subtle car advertisement to me...", "Yea, Pluto is/was at the Riverside T (subway) station, at the end of the green line.", "He said that Pluto's model was 2.3cm. It looked more like 2.3mm.", "I like the idea of these scale models, but when viewing a scale model of the relation in size and distance between planets requires a Saturn V, I think we've gone too far.", "He said Mars was \"sister planet\" to Earth. I know a lot of people think this. It's not true though.\n\nVenus is the Sister planet to Earth. The reason is Venus is similar in size, mass, density, composition and gravity.", "Pretty sure he said .23 cm then stuffed up and said that's 23mm", "He says 0.23 cm, 23mm. Well one of them must be wrong.\n\nYeah, it's 0.23cm, which is 2.3mm.", "There's one in Boulder CO that is 1:10bil instead of 1:1bil : http://lcd-www.colorado.edu/feathern/1030/cmss.pdf", "so Avicii arena is the sun how cool is that", "It'll probably be SLS that gives us that! :) But yes I agree lol. That 1 billion one works well I think (Melbourne)", "Yes. It's something I've been complaining about recently in regards to Star Wars content recently (or I guess forever, but only now are we getting new TV shows and whatnot). For example Mando S2, with all these fan service runins with previous characters (Bo-Katan, Ahsoka, Luke, etc). It just makes the galaxy seem smaller. I personally want new characters and new stories, which is why I liked Rogue One!", "We are very proud of our large spherical building. :)", "The worlds largest model is in Sweden. I live very close to the sun.\n\nhttp://www.swedensolarsystem.se/en/", "He said Pluto is .23cm or \"23mm\". Such an interesting video ruined at the final moment. :P", "It makes me sad that you can see someone bent Saturn's rings trying to pry it off that stand. People are shitty", "You are, in deed, quite a man.", "There’s one in Eugene Oregon too. \n\nhttps://eugenesciencecenter.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/Eugene-Solar-System-Trail-Map.2019.pdf", "If you look at the sun model from earth, It'd have the same apparent size as our actual sun, correct? It'd be cool if you could see back to the sun model from earth, but I'm guessing that's not the case.", "Did this back in '92 for a science fair project. Mine was 9 miles long and made the local news. My dad was a pilot showed the newspaper article to William Sanford Nye, recognizing him as he was debarking, my dad was a huge fan... They copied the idea in an episode less than a year later.", "Stasis from BOTW!!!", "Yeah he also showed earth closer to sun than venus at the end.. he’s missed some classes in his day.", "Here’s another, along the cycle path heading south from York.\n\nhttps://astrocampus.york.ac.uk/cycle-the-solar-system/#", "There's one of these in Hofn, Iceland as well.", "The jump cuts between each planet even though he had a camera on his bike running the whole time really helped that sense of scale. Its not like visual representation of the solar system was the point of the video. That would have been a really dumb oversight.", "Earth and Venus are switched on the chart at the end, at 5:43.", "[ Jump to 05:43 @ The HUGE 5.9km Scale Model Solar System!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry122Jqpxu4&t=0h5m43s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: Stefan Drury, Video Popularity: 97.81%, Video Length: [06:06])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@05:38](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry122Jqpxu4&t=0h5m38s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "Again difference in scales and different mechanics.\n\nThere are common routes between my home and the bakery nearby. When I walk there, I can pass other people or objects from a distance of meters to just centimeters.\n\nWhen planes fly routes, that distance separating them changes to many kilometers, specially if you are far away from the departure or arrival points.\n\nAlso, the relative location that two points have from each other in a planetary body never changes. The relative location of my house to the bakery nearby never changes. The relative location of JFK airport in NY to Heathrow in London never changes.\n\nWhen we are traveling between planets and between stars, that scale of distances not changes by multiple orders of magnitude, but the position between any two points is also always changing due to celestial motion. The route between Earth and Jupiter today is not the same as the route was yesterday and will not be the same tomorrow. And those changes are not minor. We are talking about huge changes that take place in a very short time. And if we start looking at different star system, those changes become even more dramatic." ]	45	videos	The HUGE 5.9km Scale Model Solar System!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnnR2U2LbgA	/r/videos/comments/r2zsgg/man_vs_cow_fight_hq/	[ "Odd amount of credits in the begging for just ripping Kung Pow.", "That's alota nuts!", "You want Fries with that?", "Not really realistic as cows are generally milked earlier in the day.", "\"♫ We are both ventriloquists ♫\"", "She like how I eat it from the back", "more realistic bovine CGI than Red Notice", "Most are milked twice per day." ]	8	videos	Man vs Cow Fight HQ
https://youtu.be/mXfSg7mLEdU	/r/videos/comments/r30saz/heaven_drips_a_bad_lip_reading_of_dune/	[ "The song is actually pretty good as a song. Not funny though.", "This isn't a bad lip reading.", "Despite the quality and enjoyability of these videos they're only sporadically funny.", "Oh.", "Yeah, this one is no Bushes of Love. That was a gem that hit all the marks.", "I legit like this song! I actually thought it was Beck doing a cameo song for the channel" ]	6	videos	"HEAVEN DRIPS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Dune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iYQxH2-VM8	/r/videos/comments/r30wgl/afghan_tribal_people_discovering_cheesecake_for/	[ "Not all tribes = Taliban smh", "It's not all the people you ignorant ass", "All I remember about this video is the mustache in the 3rd dudes face. Gimme more if him", "It says Pakistan in the description.", "Why rage bait on a wholesome video of people eating cheesecake?", "Oh shit! I swore I thought I remembered that they were Afghan from past content. Please upvote this commenter for visibility!!", "There’s a thing called corruption and another thing called generational fear. It’s like an abused person who can’t fight their abuser because they’ve psychologically been defeated. \nPeople saw the Taliban do the most horrendous things for generations. When the west left, the corrupt local government and military officials gave in and the rest of the people who weren’t in a small resistance force were all too fearful to fight back. \n\nBut back to the present, this is a cheesecake first impressions video and you’re shitting all over it with your leaky gut of ignorance.", "lol the irony of your peabrained bigoted joke is palpable. iTs tHe PeOpLe its the pushy zealous people willing and capable of violence. never forget the nazis were a minority in germany. what they want is to not be laid under siege, harassed tortured or executed you fucking jackass", "considering the high % of lactose intolarance in the region they prob all got the shits the day after", "I am positive that if you unscrewed the top of your skull somehow, nothing but centipedes, flies, and spiders would come flying out out. \n\nJust a head full of nasty shit. I am disabling replies from you so I will never know what you say next.", "I really like the first guy who tried it the best, you could tell immediately by his reaction that this was one of those \"life changing\" flavor moments we all get to have from time to time!", "Wasps would come out, because much like the person you are replying to, they're angry assholes and no one likes them.", "They’re not from Afghanistan", "Lol there are few joys in life better than cooking for people as appreciative and happy as these four.", "Lol those dudes were pumped.\n\nCheesecake is the best cake after all.", "I was going to ask about the lactose intolerance in that region. Though none of them had any concerns about eating cheese. I am curious.", "Wait until they find out this is just Future’s favorite flavor.", "I swear this happened the last time this was posted", "Last time they said Indian I think", "Lol these guys are straight pakistani. They're speaking urdu.", "Last time I saw this posted I think it was labeled as Indians. I think someone pointed out that they were speaking Urdu which would make sense if they were Pakistai.", "FYI lactose intolerance is common everywhere.", "Where the fuck did you get ‘Afghan tribal people’? Just because you watched some cnn or fox?", "Worth it", "I've been subscribed to this YouTube channel for so long. I never get tired of watching these guys eat food they've never even heard of before. It's adorable.", "I was about 30 when I 'discovered' cheesecake, I always assumed I hated it maybe because of a bad experience as a young teen so just never bothered trying it anymore.\n\nThen one day at my mums house she was serving some after dinner and I gave it a try and realised what I'd been missing all these years!", "Someone is missing the point about sharing food with people, especially with people from another culture.", "Ignorant for not having had a very specific dessert from another culture? Have you tried every dish from every culture, or are you also ignorant?\n\nJk, that was rhetorical, you are ignorant as fuck. Enjoy your bubble.", "They aren't speaking urdu, it's Punjabi ... however the dialect doesn't seem like it's from Indian Punjab. So Pakistan would be my guess too.", "Wrong part of the world. South Asia swims on dairy products.", "The Durand Line is more of a suggestion, really.", "Wrong. No lactose intolerance in South Asia. You’re thinking of China, which never domesticated cows.", "These all remind of the \"My aren't the natives colorful\" sentiment from the bad old days.", "Well there are some regions with over 95% lactose tolerance. So I guess unless you're using specific definitions of common and everywhere, not really.", "They speaking Punjabi. They are from Pakistan though.", "Great dialect analysis... Or... OR... we could refer to the video description that clearly spells out where they are from...", "That part about where he compared it to \"the milk of a cow after it gives birth (bolli milk)\" anyone who worked on a farm can confirm this?", "Minor point; cattle were domesticated in China, just not for dairy products.", "Cake so good, makes a man gay! thats some damn good cheese cake.", "First 10 seconds of the video and I'm having flash backs to Peter Kay.", "This has been posted so many times I think the whole world’s been represented", "Did you not see they’re Pakistani from the other 400 times this has been posted here", "Two of my favourite things: travelling, and food of the world. Watching foreign people try our domestic food is almost as good as trying foreign food. I loved how much these bros enjoyed cheesecake. No matter how different our cultures are, food is a beautiful unifier. Now, try butter tarts!", "There should be this much cake and I should be eating it alone by the river.\n\nYes, you and me both respectively", "Nah bro they're Portuguese", "The mistake is understandable. I too sometimes forget the United States isn’t a colony anymore of England", "I would love to try some of their desserts!", "Same same", "Cold and delicious", "I don't normally watch reaction videos but I caught a video of these guys some time ago and love their videos. The guys always seem so authentic and appreciative.", "It is spam, the last time this was submitted the title said the people were from \"India\".", "Not sure I would call then tribal either", "Where did you get 'tribal' from?", "Literally in the title of the video.", "Yea ok, fair enough. Not a good title, but that's not on you.", "Narrator (Morgan Freeman Voice):\n\n“And so it was done. It wasn’t weapons or war. It wasn’t diplomacy or votes. No treaties signed. No religious arguments and agreements….\n\nIt was cheesecake. \nPeace was achieved around the world, though delicious cheesecake.”", "They are obviously Desi people, but with a bit of a mid eastern vibe...so Pakistan makes sense.", "Right, from Punjab like he said but if you know the history of the region you would know it's not as simple as \"it's Pakistan or its India\"", "Wholesome af" ]	60	videos	Afghan Tribal People Discovering Cheesecake For The First Time
https://youtu.be/3gP3iD-3pZ4	/r/videos/comments/r31dn7/oc_tmbg_the_game_fan_project_im_developing_they/	[ "Oh, I don’t know. You must be thinking of some other band.", "One of their best songs", "It really is.", "The one who forgot had amnesia.", "Next room should be birdhouse" ]	5	videos	[OC] TMBG THE GAME - Fan project I'm developing (They Might be Giants)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMaZhpewL9c	/r/videos/comments/r31qvu/life_inside_an_amazon_warehouse/	[ "This is so 1984 “double speak” war is peace, poverty is wealth, no works is beneath you.", "This is so messed up! Really awful, I should stop using Amazon. But it's sooo convenient.", "Bring on the robots!", "No earbuds, guess it's time for the workers to start singing\n\nhttps://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk", "Sounds like the ending to South Park S08E09 \"[Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes\"](https://southpark.cc.com/episodes/7yupl4/south-park-something-wall-mart-this-way-comes-season-8-ep-9) \n\nWhere they collapse the big company, celebrate, decide to go to the local store from now on, building it into a huge company, and thus destroying it and going to another small local store. rinse repeat", "Humans were never meant to live in huge concrete cities. I wish we could all go back to living spread out in small friendly communities surrounded by countryside, fields and forests." ]	6	videos	Life INSIDE an Amazon Warehouse
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r327b8/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r327b8/deleted_by_user/	[ "Holy crap cannot stand that narrators voice.", "Man you aren't lying, that inflection at the end of every sentence is super annoying.", "I can't either at 1x. But at 1.25 or 1.5 it's bearable. Also to get to the gist of the story, skip to 12 minutes in.", "Sounds like William Shatner.", "TL;DW Because of \"just in time\" supply chains being the norm (manufacturers having little or no inventories of production resources) and compounding effects of Covid, there are massive supply chain disruptions throughout all industries all over the world. This is why we have shortages and increased prices. \nOcean shipping being broken is only one aspect of it. \n\nNo end in sight for the Covid-led global supply chain disruption \nhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/garthfriesen/2021/09/03/no-end-in-sight-for-the-covid-led-global-supply-chain-disruption/ \n\nSupply chain chaos is already hitting global growth. And it's about to get worse \nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/18/supply-chain-chaos-is-hitting-global-growth-and-could-get-worse.html \n\nLonger Delivery Times Reflect Supply Chain Disruptions \nhttps://blogs.imf.org/2021/10/25/longer-delivery-times-reflect-supply-chain-disruptions/ \n\nCOVID-19 supply chain disruption at technology companies calls for change. \nhttps://home.kpmg/xx/en/blogs/home/posts/2020/04/technology-supply-chain-disruption.html \n\nReckoning with supply-chain disruptions from COVID-19 \nhttps://www.mckinsey.com/about-us/covid-response-center/business-resilience/podcasts/reckoning-with-supply-chain-disruptions-from-covid-19 \n\nFood Supply Chains and COVID-19: Impacts and Policy Lessons \nhttps://www.oecd.org/coronavirus/policy-responses/food-supply-chains-and-covid-19-impacts-and-policy-lessons-71b57aea/ \n\nSupply Chains and the COVID‐19 Pandemic: A Comprehensive Framework \nhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8014293/" ]	5	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/bqcGzhe-Coc	/r/videos/comments/r32exi/was_re_7_the_scariest_in_the_series_review_in_2021/	[ "Top 5 most regretable games I've ever bought.", "Why?", "Maybe I just didn't know what I was getting into. I played RE 1 through 4 and enjoyed them well enough. Got 7 at release and beat it in what seemed like 3 hours without stirring a single emotion in me. The gameplay was just mind numbing and boring compared to every other game in that genre I've played." ]	3	videos	Was RE 7 the Scariest in the Series? Review In 2021
https://youtu.be/zygTvmzlBp4	/r/videos/comments/r32o31/rip_stephen_sondheim_this_is_one_of_my_favorites/	[ "Company is where it's at.", "Is this a quote? I'm sure I read this same comment a couple of weeks ago and it doesn't feel like deja vu.", "[From the stage show. ](https://youtu.be/oakRSpLXqtk)", "This is really mediocre. I had a feeling he was overhyped and you have confirmed it.", "Yup, because you can judge one of the most prolific broadway composers of all time off of one song from a movie version of one show.", "Apologies, truly. What about this clip specifically makes it great? The melody is standard. Is it the lyrics that are genius?", "No no, you're right about this piece - it's one of the simplest pieces in the show (if not the simplest), and the singer is Johnny Depp, who is...fine I guess, but not a singer. \n\nThe bit that bothered me wasn't that you called out the song, it's that you were apparently ready to dismiss his entire body of work (which is MASSIVE) because of one track, especially because Sondheim is one of the most impressive thematic writers in Broadway. Most of his composition makes heavy use of leitmotif/character themes, so by the end of a show you end up with multiple themes weaving in and out of each other, and seeing how they all come together is impressive.\n\nAs an example, [here's a piece from later in the same show](https://youtu.be/wQTVA9pbtng) (Sweeney Todd) where two duets (one of which is incredibly tough because of how it has to match up) end in a quartet and manage to incorporate like 7-8 different motifs and callbacks to earlier pieces.\n\nYou should also check out the [entire opening sequence for \"Into the Woods\"](https://youtu.be/FGfSYEVKyx4) (especially Bernadette Peters' entrance around 6:00). There's a ton of bouncing back and forth between ideas, some weird intervals and oddly matched independent harmonic lines, plus just some great writing. There are plenty of other great examples, but honestly if you've never listened to Sondheim I'd recommend listening through the original cast albums for both Sweeney Todd and Into the Woods (the OG original from the 80s/90s, though the recent revivals were also impressive - only difference is the originals have a full orchestra while the new ones had the actors playing all of the instruments in a limited ensemble).\n\nOccasionally you do get a fairly simple piece like \"My Friends\" in a show, but it's usually pieced in with solos/duets that have fast patter, weird intervals, random key changes, and stuff like that." ]	6	videos	RIP Stephen Sondheim, this is one of my favorites by this late great composer: my friends - Sweeney Todd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVRg43pi4E	/r/videos/comments/r33isp/elk_hunting_chihuahua/	[ "As a chihuahua owner, i find this video to be hilarious", "Not once in this video does it show an elk hunting a chihuahua...", "thas craaaazy, wonder why..hopefully its not just a prank!", "No matter if that lil dog isn't hunting elk, this is so such a cute video", "It was a cosmic sin to create those. But it would be a cosmic tragedy to destroy them. We are stuck with them and must breed them back into an IQ level at least 5" ]	6	videos	Elk Hunting Chihuahua
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vTzDpdwPfOw&feature=share	/r/videos/comments/r35918/the_human_crisis_by_albert_camus_read_by_viggo/	[ "I finally have something to fall asleep too", "Thats gimli you guys", "No that legoland", "Dammit you're both wrong, thats obviously Stridex. He's gonna read us some deep thoughts and also unclog our pores.", "Wow. I’m so glad I listened to this!", "You can have my Axe 🪓 !!!", "I would recommend reading Camus' \"The Plague\"", "The Stranger is another of his that I enjoyed." ]	8	videos	The Human Crisis by Albert Camus read by Viggo Mortensen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcI_Px5_Vi8	/r/videos/comments/r368z2/rip_stephen_sondheim_the_best_broadway_composer/	[ "FWIW, here is a deep dive into what it took to get that killer recording. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf52APstI0A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf52APstI0A)\n\nBTW, that documentary in total is phenomenal.", "As an aside, that was filmed by D.A. Pennebaker, an Oscar-winning documentary filmmaker, and another New Yorker, who passed away two years ago.", "And the doc was spoofed by John Mullaney, Seth Meyers and Fred Amerisen in the Documentary Now! episode \"Original Cast Album: Co-op\". Pretty good knock-off of the real thing", "INTO THE WOODS! if you havent seen it see it!", "I would say Andrew Lloyd Webber is better.", "I didn't know he had passed. What a shame, he was an amazing talent. Company was a wonderful and groundbreaking show, he will always be one of the best for that alone.", "Listening to this song i feel like i found the inspiration for Sex and the City. Each character was a verse in this song.", "I'm speechless. Her choice, his way of just enjoying all of my emotion out of me. Absolutely fantastic. 1000/10", "haha holy shit read the room my dude", "This will probably interest no one else, but many, many years ago I saw Chris Elliott show a parody film on David Letterman's (second) show and had no idea what it was referencing. Now I know.\n\n[Here's the clip.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjE2ZGY_fkg)", "They call themselves \"ladies who lunch\" at least once in Sex and the City.", "Andrew Lloyd Webber is the Michael Bay of musicals.", "Heh. The Sondheim Hive coming after you. \n\nFwiw, I totally disagree, but Webber does get a lot of kids into Broadway in a positive way.", "I only knew Elaine Stritch from 30 rock but could tell she was a powerhouse.", "Me too. I found this video about 3 or 4 years back and was blown away. Combined two of my favorite things: Sondheim and Jack's Mom", "Owen Wilson.", "Nice. I was thinking that this song also reminded me a lot of the, \"Amber Ruffin reminds us what X has done about Y,\" bit that Seth does on his show.", "Chris Elliot? Get a life. \n \nEdit: [whoa, check this out and compare to your clip](https://youtu.be/Gf52APstI0A?t=257)", "Did they not wear headphones when recording at the time? Seems like it would really affect the quality to have the song being replayed through the voice recording. Makes me wonder if this video is actually a rehearsal and not the same recording we're hearing.", "TIL. Thanks", "Owen Wilson looking thin", "Ngl, the thumbnail looks like the finale of Tommy Boy.", "Thank you so much for introducing me to this!! WOW" ]	25	videos	RIP Stephen Sondheim, the best Broadway composer of the 20th century. My favorite example of his brilliance was Elaine Stritch (from 30 Rock) killing Ladies Who Lunch after a tortuous recording session of Company
https://youtu.be/aR80qiXgMuQ	/r/videos/comments/r378ga/stephen_sondheim_coaching_students_how_to/	[ "Jeesus!!! That was so very tedious yet very specific!", "A wedding is all about the bride. The guy just needs to show up. No one cares about the groom. /s", "Thank god someone said it\n\nImagine singing a flat note in a Sondheim song, to Sondheim’s face", "Yeah, his face showed that pain as well when he knew he was flat... \"Shit, I just lost my job...\"", "Isn't helping people improve the point of teaching ?", "He has a very Goldblum manner of speaking", "Sure, but you don't show up to the NFL without knowing how to catch a ball.", "You can search YouTube for them. I know there are two more in thus set, Later from A Little Night Music and My Friends from Sweeny Todd. Beyond that, I don't know.", "What are the rules?", "It was at a university in the UK, so none of them were professional actors at this point if I remember correctly.", "One of my absolute favourite Sondheim songs", "It could be very early in rehearsal. This could be just some college class. He wasn't the best, but it may not be a big professional production", "Also see the “co-op” episode pf Documentary Now", "When does he bust out his broadsword tho", "\"Everyone has a plan until they have to sing Sondheim in front of Sondheim\" -- Mike Tyson.", "\"Everyone hath a plan until they hath to thing Thondheim in front of Thondheim\"", "ON CAMERA LMAO", "\"hey man, do some free work for my own benefit, thanks\" lmao", "Question is, who are his relatives?", "It's a college class y'all.", "Was that also a young Misty Moore? I loved her in kinky boots.", "He was just there to bro down", "To me that was one of the things that impressed me, watching this. They’re students, and probably VERY nervous. That Sondheim doesn’t focus on or spotlight the young man’s mistakes too much was a testament to his character.", "I never get tired of seeing the joy he gets... got... from teaching.", "This is just a misunderstanding of how open that mf-ing genius was about teaching anyone.", "Sure you do, the Jaguars need players, too.", "https://twitter.com/dimension20show/status/1244693078499303431?s=21", "He was still decent, and anyone can make a mistake. Especially when performing, and performing in front of the composer must be super nerve wracking.", "Welcome to music. This kind of detail is what goes into creating really good performances. A load of small nuances that probably most people don't notice or appreciate, yet it vastly improves the overall effect.", "It's so wonderful that we have any archival footage of him working with performers at all. Very thankful to have seen this.", "He looks so grateful at the attempt, the willingness to listen and change and then the results.\n\nParents, Teachers, Bosses take note.\n\nThe process was as enjoyable as the end.", "You mean Musical Theater", "I am a hobby drummer only took music in highschool and had drum instructors the whole bit ... what those teachers taught me about listening was amazing. It drives my friends and family nuts when I ask them about or point out a part of a song (a hi-hat pattern, a riff, panning across speakers, dynamics) and then they cant unhear it.", "Bet ya the student made a face ...and (or) the teacher/Sondheim realized the student was good enough to realize he would have to fix it.", "\"I wanna eat Sondheim's heart. I wanna eat his children. Praise be to Allah.\" -- Also Mike Tyson", "This goes for a lot of things. A well-designed user interface will seem exceptionally simple & straightforward, but there was 100's or 1000's of hours of brainstorming, research, testing, and iterating on designs before arriving at the final product. It's days upon days spent on the smallest details, to the point of what feels like _ad nauseum_ at the time, but in the end is required to create something so polished.\n\nNow replace user interface with game, sports play, broadway play...", "That’s just what happens when you get technical in anything, especially when among others as advanced. The broad/general stuff just becomes background since everyone is probably up to speed with it. Leaving room for the real nitty gritty kind of work. The fine tweaking that is indeed tedious, but it makes all the difference in the end.", "\"Into the ring! :dee-de-deee: Into the ring! :dee-de-dee: Into the ring, then out of the ring, after i bite your ear off!\"", "bro don't disrespect the lions like this" ]	41	videos	Stephen Sondheim coaching students how to properly perform one of his songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQW0-hz2-rI	/r/videos/comments/r385yb/stephen_fry_holds_court/	[ "I feel like I could listen to Stephen Fry talk about anything for hours. \n Very upfront opinions and a large wealth of facts across so many topics. What a treasure", "Came here to say this. I could her him ramble on about anything.", " Brilliant show. I wish we still had talk shows in the UK that were this interesting and cerebral.", "I love this man so much!", "Mirror please", "How the hell is a Norwegian talk show clip restricted in Norway?", "Because people in Norway have access to this content in a different way.", "I think we do on radio, but i agree it'd be nice to have on the telly.", "What a breath of fresh air!", "Yeah, TV2 probably has the rights in norway.", "Risky. It might be better to instead appreciate, admire, and respect aspects of him to a reasonable degree. Or indeed of any celebrity.", "His audio books are a great. Especially the ones on Greek mythology.", "He also did the audiobooks for harry potter. Which doesnt really have anything to do with it but i figured i'd share.", "Sherlock Holmes, too! Those stories were absolutely enhanced by the personality and energy he put into reading them.", "I have them too, very well done. Agreed.", "Agreed. And yet, you also need to bear in mind that everyone - literally everyone - has their biases. Being a very wealthy white man tends to lead to certain biases, such as getting upset when other very wealthy white men are held to account for the things that they say.", "Shameful that you've been downvoted thus far for such a reasonable opinion. Fry has his biases like everyone else, he's wrong about a lot of things.", "He is a famed fan of English but you couldn't be bothered to capitalise his blasted last name? That's a bit much, I must say.", "Stephen Fry is a gift of intelligence, manners, and sensibility. Amazing person!", "Or maybe a simple expression of adoration like \"I love this man\" doesn't need to be picked apart.\n\nYes, everyone has biases and everyone is wrong about a lot of things, even the people you admire. Thanks for the reminder that no one is perfect. What an amazing revelation.", "That's exactly why I have all the audiobooks he narrates too. They are great to sleep too. He reads all the Sherlock Holmes stories and after two years I've still not slept through all of it yet.", "Are you suggesting that people we choose to love are incapable of error, of being wrong? Thats nonsense. As for biases, by simply being alive, being capable of experiencing things, we have biases. No one suggested Fry was a paragon on righteousness or the alike.\n\nI guess another way to phrase this is: All the people you love have been/are wrong about a lot (and I dont know them) and also carry bias too. That doesnt preclude them from unidirectional affection.", "I found this incredibly boring. Anyone else?", "Additional not related fact: he had trouble saying \"pocketed it\" when recording the audio for the first book, so JK Rowling [went out of her way to include the phrase](https://youtu.be/r84pbPbBAFY) in subsequent books", "What's going on with the lady [here](https://youtu.be/qQW0-hz2-rI?t=241)?", "He is a famed fan of English, he'd just make a new expression out of fry-holding.", "Stop larping", "I know. I've read one of his books. All that I remember of it was the prose. Like this. Sentence structure? Gone. Just gone. Written like the spoken word. I have no problem with that.", "every time she popped on screen I felt like I was watching a tim and eric sketch or eric andre", "How are celebrities any different than anyone else, once you strip away their wealth and fame? If someone said \"I love my mom so much!\" would you reply in a similar manner? \n\nNo one is perfect. Everyone has faults and flaws. Everyone is still deserving of love simply by virtue of being human (until/unless they unequivocally prove otherwise).", "I can't listen to him for more than 30 seconds before turning it off, and I even want to hear what he has to say. He's just such a wind bag who clearly loves hearing himself speak.\n\nGuess I should stick to text with Stephen Fry.", "Can’t agree with all you said but yeah no one else really got to say much in the 30 plus minute clip. He just kept going and going and going….", "https://youtu.be/IporlmXXDeY", "What point are you trying to make?", "Opera singers are just categorically bizarre. It's a rule. They do weird shit with their faces and mouths all the time, and they're usually total freaks in many other respects too.\n\nNone of that is bad, of course, but it's true facts.", "No point. Just saying. His writing? Like this. Interesting. Most interesting.", "Thank you for this. I wasn't getting sleep, it's 4am and was browsing through reddit and thinking how to pass the time and voila! A 30 minute interview with Stephen Fry.", "That's why I don't love my parents. They are wrong sometimes. I finally found someone as mentally challenged as me, we have a club you can join. Go get diagnosed first.", "National Treasure", "Thank you for posting this, I watched the whole thing and this man just never ceases to disappoint.", "Excuse me, you dropped your fedora.", "Planetary?", "The comparison of social media to a lavatory wall is brilliant, as is expected." ]	43	videos	Stephen fry holds court
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T82m_Arhlio	/r/videos/comments/r388um/garri_an_extreme_subsistencepoverty_food_in/	[ "I’m hungry", "What is it made of?", "So, tapioca?", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassava", "Cassava is awesome." ]	6	videos	Garri - an extreme subsistence/poverty food in Nigeria, made out of dried cassava starch
https://youtu.be/DpESwM3SHus	/r/videos/comments/r38ely/the_song_on_this_video_made_me_tear_up/	[ "This post [inspired me to post this](https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/r2mg3u/this_scene_actually_had_me_tearing_up_still_gets/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)", "That song hits a nerve.", "\"When the Night Is Long\" - Final Space (feat. Shelby Merry)", "All the songs in that show are really good!", "When Rick & Morty did it, I didn't like it. \nWhen Final Space did it, I didn't like it.\n\nHeck, when Juno & the Peacock did it with the widow entering the scene I didn't like it, but it served a purpose in the narrative.\n\nI mean, I like the songs. But shifting so suddenly to a heart-break emotional situation and adding sad music isn't what I'm looking for in dick-joke humor cartoons.", "It’s called plot armour", "Bring back Final Space season 4", "Chookitypok", "Have you watched past season one of Final Space?", "This guy gets it", "Thank you for introducing me to this song. Beautiful.", "That oxygen stuff is not really an issue in the Final Space universe. That's ok.", "Amazing series. I was very surprised by how great it was.\n\nIt explored so many subjects and did it very well.", "Started watching Season 2. Either the humor itself or the tone shift put me off. The way there's a running plot and some big stakes action. And then a kissy-face bromance bit. Or a whiny arm-flailing bit. The shift in tone takes me out of it. Like, there was nothing funny about Avocado's final episode. And the sappy music played it up a lot. And this is a comedy, right?\n\nSimilar problem with The Orville (season 1) but it was easier to spot the \"shift\". Isaac (one of the smartest beings in the universe, here to study humans and apparently never heard of a \"practical joke\") saying the 'now that we're on an away mission with just you and your ex, tell me captain, was it your failure to pleasure her sexually that caused the divorce?' joke. Just... so many sex/fart jokes that felt out of place.", "With Final Space, it was like that due to network interference, and it gets so much better in season 3. With Rick and Morty, in my opinion the show was shit from the start" ]	15	videos	The song on this video made me tear up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVq4_HhBK8Y	/r/videos/comments/r38grp/whats_our_vector_victor/	[ "Classic", "huh?", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.", "I love how Kareem looks high AF in that scene.", "Those guys never woke up in the movie. I wonder if they were supposed to be dead?", "Who's on first?", "They don't make movies like this anymore. And that makes me sad.", "What’s on second?", "I don't know is on third.", "Rodger, Rodger.", "Also love in the sequel: I was Unger Over and was he was over Dunne", "Isn’t that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?", "You must have him confused with someone else. His name is Roger Murdock. He's the co-pilot.", "Ever seen a grown man naked?", "This one, less than 30 second, scene from this film has better writing skill and performances then 99% of anything I have seen in the last 15 years.. the timing is perfect and whoever wrote the dialogue is an absolute fucking genius..", "you just dont watch enough movies", "[Over Macho Grande](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JswFF2dKiLM)?", "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!", "How about Buddhism???", "[Down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping and flashing lights...blinking and BEEPING AND FLASHING...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebo0aLLPYwA)", "I’ll never get over macho grande", "Nah, he's just tall", "Jimmy, do you like Gladiator movies?", "So I had to google it. There are only two kinds of results for \"Macho Grande\", the first and by far the most numerous were about Airplane II including several sites selling shirts referencing it. The second was an IMDb page for a 1977 gay porn film.\n\nThere are people walking around wearing shirts with the title of a 70s porno on it, often as the line \"I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande\". I can only imagine the joy this brings to Ken Finkleman.", "It's Steve Martin.", "The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only, there is no stopping in the white zone...", "I’d say Hot Fuzz and some other Edgar Wright movies come closest to this level of jokes per second", "you ever been in a turkish prison?", "Jimmy, you ever been to a Turkish prison?", "I’m actually surprised, and disappointed, that he didn’t have more of a career in acting.", "Rip Leslie Nielsen, the biggest Dead Pan Comic of all times\n\nEdit : I KNOW HES NOT IN THE SCENE, IT JUST MADE ME THINK OF HIM FOR CHRIST SAKES", "just pointing out that Hot Fuzz came out 14 years ago.", "ive been trying to understand this joke for years, can anyone enlighten me?", "It's the wrong way round. They switch partway into the scene then argue over it.\n\nhttps://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/airplane/quote_983.html", "Love this movie. Airplane is one of those rare comedy gems that has only gotten better with age. 😊", "Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.\n\nFemale announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.\n\nMale announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.\n\nFemale announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.\n\nMale announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.\n\nFemale announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!\n\nMale announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.\n\n[Later]\n\nMale announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.\n\nFemale announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.\n\nMale announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved", "https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk", "At the beginning of the movie as the main characters are walking into the airport, you hear the message over the loudspeaker, in both a man's voice, then a woman's voice. Normally these messages are prerecorded and run all day in a continuous loop. In Airplane, the man and women begin arguing with each other.", "Popstar: Never stop Never stopping, may not have had as funny jokes, but the density was up there.", "Peter Graves (Captain Oveur) was in Airplane 2 so I guess he made it.", "He went on to be [a very talented writer](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/author/kareem-abdul-jabbar/).", "sad Millennial noises", "Sequel was one of those that was as good as the original. Who's in charge of that bucket LT? Some guy named Stryker. You know him. Never heard of him. Actually that's not true, we were like brothers. God Shatner was so funny in this.", "Uh. Isn't the black guy some famous basketball player or something??", "Oh, stewardess? I speak jive.", "I don’t give a darn!", "It had some pretty good ones honestly. Their manager being the 4th Tony from Tony! Toni! Toné!", "Huh? What?", "> whoever wrote the dialogue is an absolute fucking genius\n\n[The ZAZ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zucker,_Abrahams_and_Zucker)", "[Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zucker,_Abrahams_and_Zucker) \n \n >Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker (abbreviated to ZAZ) were an American comedy filmmaking trio consisting of Jim Abrahams and brothers David and Jerry Zucker who specialized in writing slapstick comedy films during the 1980s.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "Holy shit that is HILARIOUS!", "What it is big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap!", "This is such a bizarre and negative response to be upvoted. Why not just give an example? I think he's right btw, this type of humor just isn't done anymore.", "Oh Jesus I feel old. Didn’t realize it was that old, it’s still damn near a perfect movie to me", "If someone manages to come up with one, let me know. I love this kinda humor.", "Me too, but it's not looking good since hot fuzz and popstar are the only examples. I think people don't understand what's unique about the style of humor here.\n\nI watch a lot of movies, especially comedies. I don't think they make these types of movies anymore.", "That film has a gag every 30 seconds or so and they rarely fell flat. Fantastic writing", "You must have him confused with someone else. His name is Roger Murdock. He's a co-pilot.", "Ooohh! That's our Shortstop!", "What can you make of this, Johnson?!", "SHUT IT.", "Please provide examples of movies like this made in the last 10 years.\n\nI'll wait...", "It isnt a movie but when I watched the tv show Angie Tribeca I was surprised how much the humor reminded me of Airplane", "There aren't any, that guy is an idiot for saying it and it's baffling his comment was upvoted that much.", "Which movies then?", "The best part is that, in real life at the time of the movie, they were a married couple who actually did announcements at airports.", "Walk Hard is up there.", "Relevant SMBC Theater - [Who's On First](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KcGNF0Is4U)", "Nope you have him confused with someone else. That's Roger Murdock, he's a pilot, of course he's high up in the sky", "[Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story](https://youtu.be/4W3zQkGpzC0) is probably one of the best modern era spoofs. The jokes are fast and funny and the songs, aside from being hilarious, are legitimately good.", "Oops, probably seen the censored TV version too many times lol", "\"and you once never paid for the drugs!\"", "There were 8 parody films released last year. \n\nSome notable ones recently are\n\nHolmes & Watson,Johnny English Strikes Again, The Lego Batman Movie, The Deadpool films.", "There aren’t. It’s a shit comment", "Have you seen The Reluctant Astronaut? He is perfect in it.", "The two Deadpool films? Maybe get off your arse and google \"Parody films\" or just look at the wikipedia page. My guess is your don't actually care as much as you post suggests and will do fuck all to educate yourself.", "Suicide squad (2016)", "Pawpatrol", "Cut me some slack jack.", "I'm actually very curious, why do you think suicide squad and airplane are so similar?", "will smith saying the name of the film by breaking the fourth wall is pretty kino", "Buster Keaton would like a word.", "The curbs at the airport are painted red or white.", "I think this kind of straight faced ridiculous humour got killed by the likes of \"Scary Movie\".", "Lol the Deadpool movies are great.. but as I suspected, you have no idea what makes this type of comedy unique. Those movies are not at all the same style of comedy.", "And beyond the basic description of \"parody film\", none of those are anything like Airplane.\n\nAnd I really fucking hope you're just taking the piss suggesting Holmes and Watson.", "Deadpool films are in no way the same style of comedy as Airplane...\n\nGood films, but comparing the two is like comparing classic rock and power metal. They have similar roots, but are obviously not the same thing.", "You have a very wise and cultured calculus teacher that I hope you show great respect", "There are kids on fortnite that have been fucking my mom who are younger than this movie damn", "Not once!", "I keep a copy of this movie on my notebook and always watch it when I fly out of LAX. Onetime a flight attendant saw what I was watching, called another flight attendant over, and we had fun talking about how much we love this movie.", "AhahahahHAHAHA", "He's definitely dead, although I think it's a little limiting to call him a pan comic. He did jokes on lots different topics. Not just pans.", "Roger Roger", "I speak jive", "Cuddie said he can't hang...", "Airplane! Is THE funniest movie ever made. Yes you can @ me, yes this is the hill i choose to die on, if you disagree you are wrong. FACTS", "Shut up and take my upvote.", "I have a drinking problem", "Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.", "nooooo, seriously?", "Agreed. It's a shame.", "I gotta see it again. I only watched 2 once while I’ve seen the first probably a hundred times.", "Watch TBS's comedy series Angie Tribeca.\n\nIt has plenty of this kind of humor.", "You must not understand", "I just wanna tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.", "It came out the same year as _Hot fuzz_.", "Surely, /u/Milnoc is serious.", "My favorite scene:\n\n[\"Oh, it's a pretty plane....Ok, boys! Let's get some pictures!\"](https://youtu.be/PDtVP6R6C0g)", "Putting popstar on the same level as airplane saddens me.\n\n\n\nOne is a masterpiece of comedy, the other is a flash in the pan, entirely forgetful, sorta funny comedy.", "Oh no.", "Don't risk it, [this is your brain on drugs](http://files.explosm.net/comics/Kris/drugs.png)", "Nice", "Stop calling me Shirley", "There's Angie Tribeca", "This entire movie is great.", "Those are barely parody films, and don't even think Holmes and Watson could ever be considered \"notable\"", "No, the white phone.", "Few under 50 know that actress, Barbara billingsley, was best known for Leave it to Beaver, a 1950s '60s mom-wears-pearls-for-housework kind of wholesome, morality play, kind of show.", "Shiiiiiiiiiiit", "Boy’s Life", "Nothing ever beats the girl scout fight. It never fails to have me laughing my ass off.", "Also because of the 2 different versions. I only ever saw the PG version growing up. When I finally saw the full version, it blew my mind.", "The best comedy film ever and still holds up.", "Whenever i meet someone new i ask Do you like movies about gladiators. Tells me whether I can trust them or not.", "☺️😍😂🤯☺️😮🥵😮😍👻🤟😬 epik meme bro 🥵😍😬🤟👻", "Boy am I glad that I don’t live in a world where this passes for comedy!", "That's a really bad case of being cut in half.", "I’ve think he’s the greatest, but my dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, he doesn’t even run down court. And that he doesn’t really try... except during the playoffs.", "And live pans as well as dead ones.", "I can make a hat! Or a broach….a pterodactyl", "Pretty sweet gig! I’m happy for him.", "If anyone that enjoyed this somehow haven’t seen this movie and are currently wondering whether you should watch it- drop everything you’re doing and watch it today.", "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.", "I wouldn't really call Hot Fuzz a spoof though.\n\nHot Fuzz plays up action and slasher movie tropes in an amusing fashion, but it's more of an homage than a spoof.\n\nBesides, even though I love both movies I think Walk Hard is subjectively funnier than Hot Fuzz. The music alone is brilliant.", "Be quiet Old man, and pass the cheese, cloth.", "That was the main joke, the fact that these were the real life announcers and are actual husband and wife.", "Fantastic writing, impeccable acting, and I can only assume that the editing is what really sealed the deal. Keeping the timing going in a film like that is one of those things that you simply don't notice when it's done perfectly, but sticks out like a sore thumb when it's done poorly.\n\nThe best part is that the whole plot is a scene-for-scene remake of a serious 1957 film, \"Zero-Hour\". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2BHNBVCs", "This is one of those movies that, no matter how down I feel, I can watch it and feel better.", "Leslie Nielsen would've loved this joke.", "Requisite video: [Side-by-side comparison: Zero Hour! (1957) Vs Airplane! (1980)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2BHNBVCs)\n\nThe Airplane! script team obtained the rights to Zero Hour! for $2,500.", "I’ve got a problem with Rashida Jones…….. not being in more movies and tv", "No luck catching them killers, aye?", "I mean, I agree with you, but he's not in this clip.", "im a simple man, i see Airplane, i upvote", "how is this remotely funny", "Yes nobody under 50 knows leave it to beaver...", "I've done this a few times too, flight attendants fucking love this movie.", "Ah, I got lost in the comment threads. Someone commented that no one makes movies like _Airplane!_ these days, and then someone pointed out that _Hot fuzz_ is like that, and then someone else pointed out that it was made fourteen years ago so it doesn’t count as these days. I thought this was part of that thread.\n\nI completely disagree about which is funnier, though. 😉", "There a difference between those movies and classic spoof movies. Spoof movies seem to work on some weird laws of reality when even the most ridiculous thing can happen and doesn't make everyone question it.", "Don’t start with your white zone shit again.\n\nFun fact. The two voices arguing in that scene were a married couple.", "Jive ass turkey ain’t got no brains anyhow", "He recently acted in Dave on FX! Check the show out, it's fantastic!", "##Huh?\n\nI love this movie.", "And don't call me Shirley!", "Smoking or non smoking?\nGets handed a burning plane ticket. Truly just a beautiful movie", "Jimmy, you ever play in a jungle gym?", "Wrong god damn kid died!", "Wrong kid died", "This scene always makes me crack up in laugher, it’s so dumb but so smart😂", "Yes, damn he would.\nMay he rest in peace.", "It is not like there was a huge number of films like Airplane! even in its time.", "How about you do the reverse. You say they used to make a lot of these movies, that they came out regularly. How about you name them to show that the density of that exact type of film is so different nowadays.", "Airplane, Life of Brian, Holy Grail, Robin Hood: Men in tights and Hot Fuzz are my top 5 comedy films of all time. In no particular order, because they change as soon as I’ve seen one recently", "What is this forced nostalgia crap lol", "One of the subtle jokes in Airplane that people miss are the newspapers. The whole emergency landing is happening in a few hours, but there are multiple rounds of newspaper publication within that time.", "Well, he was in The Big Bang Theory, so there's that.", "The perfect comedy", "The gear shifter kills me everytime.", "Yeah they totally make comedies in this style these days lol. Please give us some examples, captain know it all", "Awesome", "I've got a whole dictionary, he can catch anything he falls for.", "He's also still alive, which I am sure also brings him joy.", "Well, they were at cruising altitude. Everyone in that plane was high.", "Not as sad as Ridley Scott, whose latest movie flopped, which he unfairly pins on Millennials, which he apparently doesn't understand are as old as forty, and who have no more time for ass-in-cinema viewings than working age people ever have.", "\"Nervous?\"\n\n\"Yes.\"\n\n\"First time?\"\n\n\"No, I've been nervous lots of times.\"\n\n\n&nbsp;\n\nNever fails to crack me up...", "This joke is better if you know everyone's name.", "What?", "Never noticed that one of the reporters is holding an ice cream cone as a microphone", "Why they are no longer making movies like this?", "These guys also spent some money on a racehorse and named it \"It's All Pink\", just to hear the announcer call \"it's all Pink on the inside\".", "He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets!", "This is probably my favorite movie of all time.\n\n\"And that's what led to my drinking problem.\"", "Good writers cost money", "Boy: \"Excuse me. I was passing by and thought you might like some coffee.\"\n\nGirl: \"Oh thank you! Oh, won't you sit down?\"\n\nBoy: \"Thanks. Cream or sugar?\"\n\nGirl: \"No thanks. I take it black.....like my men.\"", "It was touched on slightly, I am not so sure if there are any airports that still do this. Basically to make sure that there is not traffic congestion in front of certain areas, they restrict traffic and not allow stopping to pick up or drop off passengers. They usually create a zone that is for this however. The joke is that it goes back and forth and no one wants to deal with Betty's shit, though their relationship drama comes out in public.", "I can't think of another movie that is so densely layered with jokes, there's very little downtime where a gag isn't happening", "Let me just ask, did the pilot actually answered to the name Victor, but later also called the navigation engineer Victor?", "WRONG KID DIED", "Ah, I thought it was US v.s. European version. Explains things, especially the dialogs in the scene with the fan.", "... and hold the Mayo!", "I wish this style of comedy would come back to the big screen. https://youtu.be/nTh9qpzhunE", "I never noticed! Ha", "You must be talking about the edited for tv version when you say PG, because Airplane has always been rated PG. Boobs and all. Or is there another version I don't know about and need to see?", "I used to have the 15 rated DVD.", "Quit pandering", "Sure! Airplane franchise, naked gun franchise, Spaceballs, a bunch of Monty Python movies. Some of Mel Brooks other stuff.", "staying alive sounds grow in the distance", "The way you wrote that give off the impression that they divorced?", "“I was not able to attach the top half of his body to the bottom half of his body.”\n\n“Speak ENGLISH doc, we ain’t scientists.”", "Can confirm.. at 41 I don't know that show", "Appropriate, IIRC during the film they're all watching a movie about plane crashes. \n\nSo it's appropriate that on a flight you're watching a similar film", "oh", "My favorite is [this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5qpZZBlrq8) because according to the directors commentary they blew a lot of their budget on that scene, which didn't leave enough to do many retakes in the rest of the film.", "Every time vectors were mentioned in linear algebra, I would ask this.\n\nFew got the joke.", "I just looked it up and that version is the same movie as the theatrical PG version and is only rated 15 because of the director's commentary lol Never heard of that happening before. It says that this did happen with Airplane 2 though and there were two different versions.", "Nah they were taking off in this scene, not at cruising altitude.", "que chido", "Yes, but also you know he's not in this scene right?", "Arrested Development is the TV show equivalent but I guess that's actually pretty old now too(new seasons withstanding)", "Am 26 and I know that show", "Yes, when the movie came out, that was a huge part of the joke! She was the epitome of \"wholesomeness\" and \"squareness.\" Trying to think of who would be the equivalent today--maybe Betty White", "Dumbification of Americans.", "I didn't know their current status. The movie was released 40 years ago. They could be married, divorced or dead by now.", "Wow that’s amazing. Never knew that", "Dan Aykroyd is at least 30 lbs heavier than Leslie was.", "It's actually based on a real disaster movie with very few script changes.", "I'd swap Robin Hood for Spinal Tap. So accurate that Ozzy Osborne thought it was a real documentary.", "Oh Spinal tap is up there, I just have a soft spot for the “I lost?” Scene", "That's the point", "Do you like YouTube clips about Gladiators?", "Shh! You're ruining my joke with your reality! :)", "He's too busy with other important stuff to be an actor.", "Have this on a slightly rotted 1981 Laserdisc. Crappy pan and scan film to video transfer, not old enough to be called DicsoVision.", "I'd pick Dolly Parton.", "The Monty Python skits came a good 10 years before Airplane! and Naked Gun a good 8 years after and by the same people. So that seems about the same density and was mostly the result of a couple people getting their chance in the spotlight rather than any greater trend in filmmaking.", "r/flightsim", "Hollywood takes itself too seriously nowadays. Can't make a silly low budget comedy when you take yourself seriously.", "I too watch Fact Fiend. :D", "I'll start watching TV and movies again if it ever returns to being funny like this.", "I'm 45 and know it.", "Ghostbusters is pretty close, but with less campy stuff.", "When was the last time I saw a movie that actually made me laugh at all? I guess it was Sonic the Hedgehog.", "Betty white drank piss and assaulted people on Community, so it's definitely up her alley", "You had one job. They set you up perfectly and you still ruined the line.", "Huh?", "No, it's dummies. You were right and the other person was wrong.", "Leon is getting laaaaarger", "Joey", "Yeah, that's like my entire point", "Small sample of people.", "Any of David Wain's film + TV.", "I couldn't keep track.\n\nWho's who", "The hell I don't! LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!", "I always thought Airplane! was the strangest satire. This 1980 movie is spoofing a 1957 movie called [Zero Hour!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWI3JZvvbI4)\n\nI wonder how many people in the 80s actually saw the source or even knew it was satire. And is wasn't a subtle satire, it was almost verbatim and scene-for-scene (both were owned by Paramount, so there was no copyright challenges.)", "And I forgot to commission a survey from Gallup before I said it.", ">Few.", "Although the joke of Barbara Billingsley is she had ONLY been known 100% as super wholesome, and Betty White was actually known as super wholesome when they cast her as Sue Ann on the Mary Tyler Moore show, which was a hilarious casting against type at that point. And by now we've all seen her wicked and glorious sense of humor (MAN she's funny!)", "[I really love dogs 😍](https://youtube.com/shorts/T8yrbOpj_sg?feature=share)", "It's subtleties like this that make the movie...", "* 1975 - holy grail\n* 1979 - Life of Brian\n* 1980 - Airplane\n* 1982 - Airplane 2\n* 1983 - Meaning of life\n* 1987 - Spaceballs\n* 1988 - Naked Gun\n* 1991 - Naked Gun 2\n* 1994 - Naked Gun 33 1/3\n\nSo from 75 to 94 we see at most a 4 year gap... then nothing for the next 27 years. I think its safe to say they dont make movies like this anymore.", "Pretty much everything by Charlie Brooker", "Classic, total classic.", "“LISTEN, KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!”", "Audiences were smarter, in day, back. Now, they dumber, be. I’m…I’m a veg, Donny.\n\nIt’s “Danny”, sir.\n\nDanny.", "Fuck i loved this movie. Need to find another one like this", "That is also only three directors making those movies and with the exception of the Monty Python films are sequels to quickly capitalize on their success, which is the only reason the frequency increased. And do you really want the exact same formula year after year for decades?", "As a not native English speaker, that part was hard as shit to grasp .", "Don't worry, as a native speaker, it wasn't exactly clear either! 😂", "> And do you really want the exact same formula year after year for decades?\n\nMe personally? Yes. i would love it if we saw a movie bring back this style of humor every few years.", "\"Top Secret!\" is pretty close to this one.", "This one and Blazing Saddles, the two comedy movies I could watch every day of the week.", "Shiiiiit" ]	263	videos	What's our vector, Victor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YveAomaHMPA	/r/videos/comments/r39nj8/msdos_5_upgrade_music_video/	[ "“Spring those K’s they got to be free.”\n\nTalking about freeing up KBs of memory. 1/1000th of a megabyte", "Now I want to upgrade to ms dos 5.", "Don't you be mocking an entire OS that fit on a 1.4 mb floppy.", "Everyone wants to talk about DOS 5 but that's because of the disaster that was DOS 4.\n\nhttps://www.vcfed.org/forum/forum/genres/pcs-and-clones/54820-what-s-wrong-with-dos-4-xx", "I know Windows Terminal doesn't run MS-DOS (unless you run dosbox in it perhaps?). But end of below video features the old DOS in a quick sequence. So this is the latest DOS upgrade video, one can argue. Maybe. \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/8gw0rXPMMPE", "5 and six were DOS proper. DRdos and 4 and down were quirky and wierd. \n\nWe rode these all though windows 3.11 as a base. \n\nThen came windows 95 and nothing would ever be the same. It had “plug and play” bit we called it “Hug and Pray” because you couldnt set manual IRQ and DMA with dipswitches. \n\nWe also wore onions on our belts which was the fashion at the time.", "/emm386 has entered the chat" ]	7	videos	MS-DOS 5 Upgrade Music Video
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3a8p5/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3a8p5/deleted_by_user/	[ "I mean we have been drinking out of basically cylindrical vessels for thousands of years. Did our ancient ancestors really take into account all those factors or is it just easier to drink from?", "Why post a shit stolen version?", "So why not just post to the original?", "This is just about the aluminum can and the designs specific to aluminum.", "I loved the Engineering Guy. He hasn’t posted in a long time. Sadness", "so why are juice boxes box shaped?", "dont drink much milk or oj?", "Not carbonated so no inside pressure, paper is different than metal.", "Neat!", "Someone always finds the best way to do something. So yes, to both.", "11 minutes is too long? For who? Bill is a fantastic science educator, and those 11 minutes fly by when he's explaining things. No need to pull views away from the original video when there's nothing wrong with it at all." ]	11	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akchZ4eG9z8	/r/videos/comments/r3a9jm/computer_scientists_and_biologists_have_teamed_up/	[ "Worlds gonna change in a huge way in the next 30 years", "Exciting and terrifying. There will always be humans in positions of power that use these ideas for the wrong reasons.", "\"It's very unlikely that you could select from wolves or dogs anything that you wouldn't call a dog\"\n\n \n\n\n \nJust blatantly ignoring Chihuahuas here.", "Equality for Chihuahuas", "Remove pollution and to organ transplant from title" ]	8	videos	Computer scientists and biologists have teamed up to create a creature heretofore unseen on Earth: a living robot. Made from the cells of frogs and designed by artificial intelligence, they’re called xenobots, and they may soon revolutionize everything from how we fight pollution to organ transplant
https://youtu.be/NscWoJVrEfw	/r/videos/comments/r3bko1/history_of_wii_sports_world_record/	[ "I can’t believe I watched the whole thing haha", "If the time difference between 1.00 and 1.01 is known, why not just have a handicap so it doesn't matter which version you have?", "getting a wii sports world record raging and funny moments" ]	4	videos	History of Wii Sports World Record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqHsXv7Umvw	/r/videos/comments/r3ccga/electric_buses_are_a_scam_why_battery_powered/	[ "We should never have had Buses. \n\nLook at Cities that kept and developed \"Street Cars\" \n\nGreat Documentaries on how GM ensured buses, purely for profit, and completely against what was good for anyone but them - [wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taken_for_a_Ride)\n\nIf you are looking, you should also watch the Documentary \"Who Killed the Electric Car?\" \n\nWe could have been decades ahead of Climate change. But GM, and fuel companies, and tire companies wished to ensure \"economy\" which really meant, a few people getting insanely wealthy while the tax payers pay for all the abuse of the roads, air, land... etc. \n\nAnywho, Have a Wonderful Day!", "[Taken for a Ride](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taken_for_a_Ride) \n \n >Taken for a Ride is a documentary film by Martha Olson and Jim Klein about the Great American Streetcar Scandal. The 55-minute film was first broadcast on August 6, 1996 on the PBS television series POV.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", "You know what is funny WikiSummarizerBot? OP Downvoted my comment pfffttt tee hee hee", "\"I don't like electric buses\"\n\nThat about sums it up. All the arguments put forward are piss poor.\nAnd in no way demonstrates why they are a \"scam\".\n\n\"They are more expensive than diesel busses\" - proceeds to not demonstrate cost of the other alternatives that are somehow magically better.", ">proceeds to not demonstrate cost of the other alternatives\n\nI agree that is a weakness of this argument but that in itself does not invalidate his entire take.", "Safety, cost, source of the material, better investment options - these are piss poor?", "They have buses in their suburbs", "...because the rail systems were removed in most places to develop suburban environments totally dependent on buses and commuter traffic instead of light rail. \n\nWho profited from that development? \n\nIf you look at what Toronto is doing in the GTA, you will see the eventuality of a more European dynamic in transportation. Subway main lines connected with rural trains and light rail. \n\nYou really should watch the said documentaries, it explains a lot of the objections you may have, or have been trained to think. You may not even know things like LA had an expansive subway and light rail system that would have never allowed the traffic jams it has now.", ">to develop suburban environments totally dependent on cars\n\nfixed\n\nMaybe build new railways and streetcars?\n\n>it explains a lot of the objections you may have, or have been trained to think. You may not even know things like LA had an expansive subway and light rail system that would have never allowed the traffic jams it has now.\n\nWhat a curious thing to assume.", "What?\n\nMan, all the source for everything I am saying is in both the docs mentioned ITT.\n\nWho makes the cars?\n\nGM\n\nThe same people that make the buses. \n\n\nThen, add in the tire people... and the fuel people. \n\nIt isn't rocket surgery dude, but I can see you're clearly not the sharpest egg in the bush.", ">It isn't rocket surgery dude, but I can see you're clearly not the sharpest egg in the bush.\n\nSays the man assuming I am opposed to rail, after my previous post said \"build railways and streetcars\"", "They were already there is the point. \n\nWe are having to redo what was an already great idea because a few really rich people wanted to become absurdly rich and ensure their families wealth for generations on the tax payers back. \n\nIt is not a matter of being against or for rail. It is about being against large conglomerate that never had the end user in mind in their money grabbing... and in fact, assisted in the advancement of climate change. \n\nPlease kindly watch the 2 docs. \n\nLearning why the Hummer was created, and what GM took away from americans. \n\nI am surprised more aren't upset.", "The main opposition these days comes from the Koch network: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/19/climate/koch-brothers-public-transit.html", "Who have majority controlling interest in what companies again?", "Koch is privately owned. 80% of its shares are held by Charles Koch and the wife of his deceased brother David Koch.", "...I meant what do the Koch have interests in.\n\nThat is who controls the economy.", "Koch Industries extracts, transports, and refines oil to make gas for your car and a variety of hydrocarbon derivatives such as synthetic fibers and plastics.\n\nYou aren't telling me anything new, I run /r/KochWatch" ]	19	videos	Electric Buses Are A Scam* [why battery powered buses don't make sense for most use cases]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3chng/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3chng/deleted_by_user/	[ "The world loves you Britney!…Haters are just jealous ..haters, and each and every one of them was doing their best just to try and ride your coat tails.. you keep doing you! I love it and your good at it. ✌🏼❤️☀️", "One day people will literally fight wars on a battlefield for millionaire celebrities who don’t give a damn about them.", "Outside of a theme park, the world just isn’t safe for lip-synching dancers with recording contracts.", "people have done that since the beginning of history", "Hey now that’s a good point.", "I mean we've gone to war over rich people for thousands of years now. One of the worst wars (WW1) was over an Archdukes assassination.", "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE" ]	8	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD784CHYhGM	/r/videos/comments/r3d8kl/why_is_working_harder_making_us_poorer/	[ "This video misses the mark in my opinion. It oversimplifies things, although that has to be a common conceit with economics.\n\nInstead, I would posit that the increase in work hours is a factor of the increased productivity of capital, increased capital inequality, and rising costs of living. As a result, those who are workers (more and more of the population due to increased capital inequality) have to work harder and harder to afford the cost of living. The European countries he highlights have tighter controls on costs of living and capital inequality, along with policies that boost the minimum wage to make the productivity of work better in comparison to the productivity of capital.", "Work smarter not harder. Burning yourself out for a company that's offering you nothing for it is pointless and they'll expect it from you all the time.", "Corporate Greed", "The fact that working harder and getting poorer both happen at the same time does not mean one causes the other. Rather both have the same cause: unfettered capitalism.", "Yep. Just because they pay you doesn’t mean you owe them anything. Take what they give you and give nothing back.", "An increase in the supply of labor puts downwards pressure on wages and leads to larger returns on capital. Thats why corporations push for more visas and why those with capital advocate for illegal immigration.\n\nPlease do not respond to this post.", "You aren't wrong about labor supply but immigration is not some evil scheme to screw over workers, if anything having free trade and closed borders just reduces workers to modern serfs and allows corporations to go minimum-wage-shopping.\n\nMaking it hard to enter is tantamount to making it hard to leave. Workers underpaid in their home countries would quickly gain a lot of leverage to demand better wages if they had the option of moving to a better labor market. \n\nIf you did allow free migration, in the long term the pressures that create mass economic migration in the first place would be dissipated as disparities between standard of living are erased and workers are able to negotiate for wages on a global scale. As it stands we have a global market for just about every input except for labor, which is kept artifically cheap with currency manipulation and immigration controls.", "If ~~I’m~~ “we’re” not making more profit than the year before this business is a complete failure so you need to work harder and more hours so ~~I can vacation in the Bahamas, buy a beach home and this years latest Porsche!~~ so we don’t have to lay you off after slaving away 70hrs a week for 12 years.", "your first few lines remind me of the idea that when they say \"8 million new jobs were made this year\" could actually mean that 1 person is working 3 jobs, not nesc 8 million people got jobs...", "Youre missing the point. You exchange labor for money. That is the extent of the deal in that there is diminishing returns. The monetary difference of 6 days a week instead of 5 isn't insignificant, but far less significant than the mental benefits of less hours, at least in the medium to long term, yet many times you get the businesses pushing longer hours with less help for the same money. Especially in the pandemic, if you were fortunate enough to keep your job, at least in the service/hospitality industry, you were more than likely making up for short labor as well. For little to no more money. Causing the work to reward ratio to rise. In that you would work more for the same money. But this video was kinda off mark.", "I'm seeing a few of the comments dismiss a few of the points in the video, claiming better workers or other issues. I think the biggest thing here is the free time. I do believe, with my absolute lack of education in this matter, that free time provides an increase across the board on a lot of factors. Some of these factors are mentioned in the video. I think if the average human can make a decent living while having a large chunk of free time in a day they will be able to contribute to society significantly more. When you only have 2 hours a day people are gonna spend that time winding down, watching tv, generally doing \"nothing\", if you have 6-8 hours a day... People are generally going to start working on other things outside of their work. (as mentioned in the video) This is the most key takeaway from this video and something that could definitely advance society. I think free time is overlooked constantly cause people to assume that people will do nothing with it, I argue that on average people will do something with it, and in that \"something\" advances will be made.", "Why are this channel's videos posted to /r/videos so often? It's /r/badeconomics meets really odd speech patterns with the dragged out sound in the last sentence. :\|", "this channel is pretty trash, most of the ones ive watched make similar ridiculous over simplifications to attempt to make whatever point he's trying to make\n\nthe stock footage and annoying cadence don't help at all either", "> The fact\n\nkekw", "You quoted \"highest risk of poverty or social exclusion\" and then compare it to \"poverty rate\". Are those the same thing?" ]	16	videos	Why is working harder making us poorer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEDgG5MKndo	/r/videos/comments/r3dkjr/a_fun_story_about_a_mysterious_computer/	[ "Calling 2109", "Can’t stop watching it. Definitely a good story, sounds demonic in nature tho 😱", "!remindme 88 years" ]	3	videos	A fun story about a mysterious computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5wwWDTVTWw	/r/videos/comments/r3doxr/joel_coens_the_tragedy_of_macbeth_official_teaser/	[ "The lighting and sets in all the teasers look phenomenal, really looking forward to this.", "And the crowd goes mild.", "It just seems so minimal. With as many times as MacBeth has been told, you need to bring something fresh to it. This feels like \"Hey we filmed a Shakespeare play in black and white, pat us on the back for being true artists!\".", "Is this the Coens inspired by the lighthouse? It’s cool to see the 1940s cinematography style", "I saw the picture first and was trying to remember who Thetra Gedy was.", "The 2015 Macbeth was great. Was there a need for another one already?", "I don't think either of the Coen brothers need to prove their artistry to anyone anymore tbh. It was a short trailer anyway. Wait and see." ]	7	videos	Joel Coen's The Tragedy of MacBeth \|Official Teaser \| A24
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3dq0w/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3dq0w/deleted_by_user/	[ "Harold and Kumar did a great rendition of this", "Well I got distracted by the faces that the drummer was making", "Band Geek's cover is great:\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sph0qVPkL4g", "I have been holding on for many years, and my grip is starting to slip" ]	4	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/VTRQwlpEG2k	/r/videos/comments/r3e8u5/make_bigfoot_bike/	[ "DIWHY", "I think it's more interesting that all the trees are trimmed to the trunk.", "Bad title. Was very disappointed when I did not see it smash a car", "A grinder and paint make him the welder he ain't.", "Those tires weight between 50-80lb a piece. Two of them plus the rims?\n\nHave fun riding your 200lb bike for like 70 feet before you get tired.", "Exactly, would like to see him going up even the slightest incline", "Looks pretty cool 😎", "Steep Down hill would be the adventure the brakes wouldn’t hold that rolling weight and that thing would go like a missle.", "Pedaling my E-MTB when the battery is empty is already a chore so this dude is probably going to get overtaken by pedestrians.\n\nBut he is probably aware of how unpractical it is and only did it for the vid or having a fun project.", "I understand it's just a neat wacky concept, but all of the cheap/fake parts hurt my soul. It's not gonna work well(or in some cases work even acceptably), apart from a couple rolls down the street.", "Thank jibbers crabst for the timeline so I can scrub past the build non-sense and get right to the ridiculousness.", "neat, but that music selection...", "I met a guy who holds the record for one of the tallest bikes in the world. Dude even has a site where he gives out DIY bike builds so you can make your own https://www.atomiczombie.com/ . The man is literally a mad scientist", "I just skipped through the video half-heartedly, but I noticed the rear derailleur and brake levers. Being in the bicycle industry, that is enough to tell me a lot already. Oh, can't forget Melida frame :D.", "That wasn't slow-mo, that was actual speed", "Do you really think he made it for practical use?", "My thoughts exactly. I was waiting for the frame to collapse from those shitty welds.", "It may not corner well, but at least it's slow.", "I know this is just a fun quick little project for him, but the front fork doesn’t look structurally sound. If he wanted those bends, I would have liked to see a brace. The welds look crappy even to me who knows nothing about welds, but I understand that it is a quick little project and maybe he doesn’t have welding skills.\n\nExpertise: none. Just looks like it’s going to break :)", "Not being in the bicycle industry, care to elaborate?", "Just go bomb a hill...and see how those tiny brakes hold up.", "> apart from a couple rolls down the street.\n\nI mean its a dumb video ment to go viral, thats all he needs to do.", "\\slaps tires\\ these bad boys can fit so much fucking angular momentum in them", "You think you hate it now, wait til you ride it.", "I swear I saw him grinding with a cutting wheel there. \n\nAlso, welding zinc galvanized pipe without proper ventilation (like a full hood) can kill you.", "Lucky. You ever take it off any sweet jumps?", "Needs electric motor assistance.", "r/DiWHY", "plastic brake levers - it's a part that you squeeze hard often. It won't brake well due to the give that plastic has and WILL break soon, especially on a heavier bike.\n\nRear derailleur - cheap Chineese knockoff. It is wiggly, wobbly, imprecise and poor material quality, low durability.\n\nSuch parts usually signify that other moving parts will be of a similar level and their function will be more visual than practical. This isn't even elitism as in - hurr durr those are not good parts for racing. This is more of a - I wouldn't put these parts on my worst enemy's child's bike. I do not want these parts to be produced. It is a waste of natural resources to make them, ship them and eventually dispose/recycle them.\n\nOh, and Melida frame - a knockoff of the Taiwanese Merida bicycles. Which usually have pretty decent to great frames. This one is a heavy bad quality, badly welded, heavy, most likely crooked steel frame. I wrote heavy twice because them's the facts.", "This has all the makings of a shitty youtube video.", "See it all the time on youtube. I can only assume these people haven't experienced a cutting wheel explode on a grinder yet...", "Isn’t it also known to also give you the huckleberry two-steps?", "Do you think there’s anything to be said for using such a steaming pile of horseshit to make this out of? Kind of like if I’m going to cannibalize a working piece of equipment I may as well use something that deserves to die? Also thanks for the info, never heard of Melinda before this and I’m happy to know they suck lol", "So would this be different from a 400lb rider? Or does it make a difference that each heavy wheel is spinning so fast, almost like it’s not the weight of the bike plus rider but the fact that each wheel would be 100lbs spinning in a circle?", "Then you’re in luck", "Awesome thank you for the info.", "Yeah I don't understand why people are acting like he was trying to make this his daily driver/rider.\n\nIt was just a fun idea for a YouTube vid.", "Wow what a practical tip!", "I wonder what part breaks first?", "I know a bit about cannibalizing equipment to make something :D But these parts are just for show. (yeah, it has gears to shift! Do they actually work? Not really.)\n\nAnd the price difference between these and something okay but still cheap is insignificant. Like, for example, such plastic brake levers might go for something like 5-6 EUR a pair but non-brand aluminum brake levers would be something like 7-8 eur. The cheap rear derailleur could go for 6-10 eur and it does not set up well. The cheapest okay Shimano derailleurs used to go for 13-15 eur and they WORK. (Now, due to the shortage they go for around 18-20). From personal experience, there are a few \"cheap\" Chinese brand products that work, but, due to them being better quality, the price rises a swell. Notable example: Sunrace. Good parts. Not to confuse with SunRun or other copycats. :D Regarding Shimano, they're usually copied like Shiming or Shinano in the same font. And sometimes even with the same name, but the construction is visibly different and again, doesn't work properly.\n\nSorry, I could go on and on about bikes.\n\nAll in all - it's a show bike. A testament to - \"look what I can make\" But I'd make it at least in such a way that I can ride it for fun and lend to friends without worry. My man here just made a bike for clickbait. Respect the hustle tho.", "I haven't welded since my late teens 30yrs ago and even I knew that welding was terrible.", "I'm no welder, and have only worked next to a line that did welding, but even I could tell what he was doing was not acceptable. That shot before he started painting of that warty burned weld...", "My legs hurt just watching this lol. It takes a lot of energy to peddle those huge tires unless you have proper gearing, which he doesn't.", "The Melida part hurt my soul. But I guess if you're going to sacrifice a bike for a dumb project like this you're not going for the high end stuff.", "And the rolling resistance from 9^2 ft of contact patch would make you want to poop on your first pedal stroke.", "I've doubled up cutting wheels to grind when I've been in a bind.", "how to ruin a perfectly good bike to attempt to get some internet clicks", "> It won't brake well due to the give that plastic has and WILL break soon\n\nhehehehe", "Wow, that was horrible.\n\nIt began with the electric cordless to remove a single nutlog, then went on to that horrible welding, and that paint job... and...\n\nAnd it all ended up in a shitshow, that was amazing.\n\nIt made me feel less stupid, thank you.", "Brake levers didn't appear to be plastic (?)\n\nThey were aluminum.", "You can stop without putting your feet down?", "Isn’t it also known to also give you the huckleberry two-steps?", "Relevant:\nhttps://www.wired.com/2016/06/cycling-physics-extra-mass-bike-wheels-enemy/\n\nBut in short yes 1lb of rolling mass is essentially double versus 1lb of payload.", "Cringe", "Honestly I would like to see something similar but with aluminum rims and a lighter/thinner tire. Would be interesting.", "Plastic, mate. I know that make. Not the lever itself in this case, but the whole brake lever support structure. Doesn't matter. I've had children break that thing on their bikes just by braking.", "Makes sense, but this string is not made of only two ends. :D I ain't a fan of dualism. There's several middle grounds.", "Aluminum, mate. I know that metal. Check the video at 5:34 where it shows a closeup. Doesn't matter, this was never supposed to be someone's reliable bike. It's a lark.", "Absolutely no. Those black plasticky parts are just that - plastic through and through. 0 doubts in my mind. I could bet anything on that. That silvery shiny aluminumy part - yeah that's aluminum. I work with bicycles. I know these parts like the back of my hand. But I don't want to repeat myself. I already said everything I had to say about it as clearly as possible, even for a child.", "This comment section [be like](https://tastelessgentlemen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/lQmhZWQ.jpg)", "Is that like a metalworking rite of passage?", "Me too. That's how I knew it was aluminium when you wrongly claimed the lever was plastic. And while there are brake assembly and levers that are made of hard plastic, it's usually done with both portions being plastic. A maker who cuts the corner on the small volume bracket portion also cuts the corner on the larger volume handle. That's the point.\n\nYou do express yourself well for a child. But you also have the misplaced overconfidence that goes with that.", "I'd say so, you can possibly avoid it though. The really thin 1mm discs are the worst for it, gotta be super careful you don't stress them at all.", "Do yourself a favour. Stop talking.", "Do yourself two favors: stop talking, and start learning.", "Fuck off, Einstein.", "Stop being a creep, Epstein." ]	69	videos	Make bigfoot bike
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3ehqg/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3ehqg/deleted_by_user/	[ "I’d just stay there until someone ran me off. Too much fun lol.", "I can see a big snake slide at the background", "All fun, until they discover the bodies of Owen and Mel." ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtVnMU31nfU	/r/videos/comments/r3etw6/clarkson_finds_a_strange_tradition/	[ "what in the flying fuck??????", "Did they take a clip from a Vice article and pass it off as their own?", "I remember a vice video going into this back in the day.", "I think they just went to the same place.", "They're clearly there, its part of a special where they tour the country. \n\nI think you've been on the internet too long lol", "Thats the best thing someone said about Vice in a long time. They should be proud if that would happen to them given the sorry state they are now.", "That could very well be true.", "So THAT’S what Gordon Ramsey was talking about!", "[First thing I thought of.](https://youtu.be/-ry4gfczEkk?t=333)", "Do you want donkey AIDS? Because this is how you get donkey AIDS!", "Only female donkeys... so they fuck the ass but won't fuck the ass?", "I can remember Clarkson being in complete shock, and the villagers just like yeah so what? So damn funny. Don't even need to re-watch this video.", "Came here to say this. But I'll go one further. \n\n[https://youtu.be/\\_VKWLC87Uzw](https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw)\n\nI now have \"vice donkey sex\" in my search history. Taking one for the team here.", "That was very asstute of you. I am asstounded. Asstonished, even.", "Not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.", "\"So, they don't have sex with male donkeys. That would be what? Weird?\" \n-- Clarkson", "I hate to say this, but as someone who grew up in the countryside in Europe and with friends in the country in the US, this kind of stuff is way more common than most people think.", "I thought for sure it was like some artificial insemination thing or something like that.... but nope... just a good ole donkey show.", "I remember watching this and was like wtf, so casual about it", "Popular in Wales I hear ;)", "You think the donkey fucker would at least find somewhere where a camera crew wouldn't randomly stumble across him but then again maybe donkey fuckers are not the most clever of people." ]	20	videos	Clarkson finds a strange tradition
https://youtu.be/y4D9n00_hq8	/r/videos/comments/r3exw0/the_indian_stare/	[ "Ok but why. Are they bored? Is this interesting?", "I'm pretty sure the white guy is the anomaly in this situation lol", "Were you taught as a child it was rude to stare?\n\nI'm assuming this is just another example of cultural differences.", "From what i can gather is a result of having close to no privacy in public since they are so overcrowded. So them staring at you is considered fair game if you are in public.", "\"Now Timmy don't forget it's polite to stare it someone with a dead pan face and don't you dare break eye contact\"", "Why would anyone have any expectation of privacy in public?? You're in the public FFS.\n\nI made this statement out of experience gained from the international college I attended. Staring isn't considered rude and is socially acceptable in many countries; such as India or Nepal. In India it is a sign of their curiosity of something new:\n\n>As they say, curiosity is the mother of all invention. It is a part of human nature to give special attention to anything that is new or unusual. For a lot of people in India, experiencing a new culture, skin colour, accent, way of dressing, eating habits, or a lifestyle; creates a sense of curiosity, and results in uninvited Indians staring. Although this notorious concept of staring is more predominant in smaller towns and villages of India, no one is much safer from ‘those focussed eyes’ in bigger metropolitans either. Even through a prevalent practice, it will not be fair to tag India as the capital of staring, and to generalise that the stares are only limited to foreign tourists who are visibly different in every facet than the local crowd, even locals are stared at. *Unlike western countries, staring is not considered rude in India.*", "Lol, i love it!", "This causes tension in other countries. Interesting that its a norm.", "A white guy crouching in a station, openly recording himself and everyone around him as he speaks English into the front-facing camera of his phone while wearing a Go-Pro on his head.", "Its really strange and would kick off my anxiety.\n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=MaZ4o-c4czM", "Coming from a developing country, I too did this as well. As a child I will see people from other countries mainly with European features and I will stare. I remember being fascinating but how tall they were and how it was possible for a person to have blue eyes. Also how come they have blonde hair. Then they will speak among each other and I will hear a different language so I will stare even more! I also wondered what in the world do they have in those backpacks and what are they doing here. So this were some of the questions I was having while staring. It was just uncommon to see someone with different physical features." ]	11	videos	The Indian Stare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvi-p_6emmU	/r/videos/comments/r3fdqg/aaaaaaand_thats_why_i_dont_go_to_floridaor_outside/	[ "I use to live in Florida. Everything is insane. Lol", "gator don’t play!", "if they were shocked then just wait until they hook a fish. Gator knows whats up. He has done this dozens of times and got an easy meal. The right thing to do is stop fishing and leave him alone \n\nI once hooked a snook in place like that and i didnt see the gator hanging out in the mangroves. I sure in the heck did once he went after my catch. I took off running with the pole in hand and dragged the poor fish across 20 yards of gravel with a hungry gator trying to catch the fish. Scared the shit out of me.\n\nWe had a different canal that if you tossed in a lure sure enough in 5 min the gator will be sitting there waiting for you to hook something.", "Must be tourists, gators are literally everywhere there is a body of slow moving water in Florida. It's as common as seeing turtles.", "lol... \"i'm not kidding, i just shit myself\"\n\nthis is why you don't go into random pools of fresh water in Florida", "Fuck that shit. Worst we have in NYC are rats that are big enough to rob you (along with pigeons that disrespect you).", "Yeh but you have 5 months of shitty weather and a pretty high cost of living. \n\nIt will be low 70s and sunny today in tampa. hows the weather today in nyc? \n\nI will take an encounter with a gator now and again to not have winter.", "Please...there's bigger gators (I never got too close, but has to be 10-14 feet long, conservative estimate) in my neighborhoods retention ponds. This one makes his home about 500ish feet from my back yard. Some of my neighbors have lenais about 50 feet from the pond and get to watch it sunbathe", "Crazy how close it gets before anyone realizes. It’s visible for most of the video", "Nice action on that lure.", "If you rewatch it you can just barely see it coming in at the eight second mark when the camera zooms in.", "denver enters the chat", "Good thing those girls de-escalated the situation and stayed calm.", "Feel like this should be common sense. I hate seeing people loosing a long line of plastic line and a lure with hooks in it. It's the same thing with people fishing, for example, bonitos when they know bull sharks is in the area..", "Exactly. I loved seeing them but nothing surprised me in Florida. The people who get eaten are stupid.", "I have to remind myself that people dont see gators often.", "Atleast we don't have a subreddit dedicated to our men + bugs bunny doesnt hate us !!!!", "I mean did she really shit herself??", "Ohh..my...god", "Why is she so proud of shutting herself?", "Before moving to Florida, I thought that gators were terrifying and that I’d never go into the water.\n\nOnce you’re here you just accept the fact that they’re in pretty much every single body of water, and it’s no big deal anymore. I’ve jumped off rope swings with an alligator chilling maybe 20-30 feet away. As long as it’s not nesting season, they leave you alone as long as you do the same.", "I LITERALLY shat myself.", "Cost of living in both cities have entered the chat", "Come over to Wisconsin, the summers are amazing an we still have snow to enjoy winter sports and cost of living is reasonable. \nBut we don't have awesome mountains like you do and there is the ever present fear of Lyme disease. Looks like there really is no perfect place to live, everywhere has it's drawbacks.", "I live in the UK and have never seen a turtle, so as a point of reference I am a little bit relieved.", "I feel like this is the same with bears here in British Columbia", "Just look at all this poo that came outta my butt!", "OH MY GOD!", "The ones on Davie Street are pretty fierce.\n\nEspecially during mating season.\n\nWhich is all year for them.", "Well, Jessica just shit herself, so now she has to get into the pond with this alligator to get herself cleaned.", "[Becky look at her butt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho)", "Because it will protect her from the alligator. There's no way she could be attacked even if the alligator is in a shitty mood.", "Life long Floridian here... \n\nYou still shouldn't be swimming that close to Gators. They are much faster and more dangerous in the water. Honestly you probably shouldn't be swimming in any fresh water in Florida unless it is your pool. \n\nhttps://www.floridatoday.com/story/life/wellness/2021/08/03/floridas-freshwater-lakes-rivers-harbor-deadly-amoeba-during-summer/5435275001/", "She seems very eager to share this news with everyone.", "It don't matter to da gada. Millions of years of evolution as an apex predator makes them pretty cool customers.", "Gator needs his gat!", "That depends, are you pizza?", "In the DFW area in Texas they are no where near that common but there are sightings in lakes pretty routinely. People still freak the fuck out when pictures start making the rounds on social media. There is a very \"Jaws\" mentality like \"we gotta kill the dinosaur so we can Sea-Do in peace!\"\n\nThere was a big male here that was blind and swimming into shit in one of the lakes. It freaked people out because he'd just swim right towards populated areas where a gator that could see would probably avoid that spot. They ended up having to capture him and let him live out his days at a wildlife refuge.", "I get more nervous of cats than gators but then again I live in the everglades.", "Live a little", "I live in FL now. As far as dramatic appearances go, that's fairly mild. It's easy to misjudge how far you can see into murky water. Gators are ambush predators. They haven't changed in millions of years, so they're really good at it.", "That is why you don't mess with these small ponds. \nThe gators you can avoid, The flesh eating bacteria and brain eating amoeba are worse.", "At least don’t be the first one in!", "And they can move insanely fast out of the water. Seen so many people getting to the edge of water to look at them like they have to stay in the water like fish. Its like goddamn people he can close his bodyies length in a millisecond get the fuck back.", "Buddy, he wasn't saying Florida is bad or dissing it at all. You read his comment wrong and took it the wrong way.", "Yea I'm not to worried about the gator either. \nNiagara Fowleri is a more fucked way to die.", "I’m not saying something couldn’t happen, but if you live in Florida, you live alongside alligators. It’s a fact of life.\n\nAnd I’m aware of the amoeba, but it kills an incredibly small amount of people per year and millions of Floridians and tourists are in the water every year. Do you also recommend never going outside in case you get struck by lightning? \n\nEverything in life contains risks. I’d rather enjoy it than sit in fear of the minuscule chance of risk that comes with any activity.", "Vacationed at a condo in Panama City Beach a few years ago, right on the Grand Bay. On the street leading to the condo, there was a big mud puddle about 30 feet from the front door. Gator hung out in it the whole time we were there. The people that lived on the street full time seemed to treat it like a neighborhood pet. Luckily it was behind a fenced off area, so we didnt feel any danger. \nStill pretty cautious when opening the door or getting out of the car, just in case.", "Good one, I was looking for it.", "I live in London, my previous flat was next to a bridge and a group of turtles used to bask there in the summer months which was very cool if you like turtles, which I do.", "That's pretty amazing. I don't know how you could get used to that. I would never be comfortable within 30' of water like that. especially if there were some sort of sloped bank. \n\n\nI guess gators are mostly waiting for things to come to them? Like, that gator is just hoping those people fall in? If there were a sloped bank just out of the picture, is there a chance a gator would make a charge at people?", "I like turtles", "We once counted 86 at the orlando wetlands", "What a beauty!", "Couple years ago I was in the Everglades and saw a great photo just waiting to be taken. I knew gators were sneaky and I stood there a few seconds wondering if I would see him first. Decided just to nope out and not risk it.", "Nah, you have worse than that - New Yorkers.", "They have plenty to eat, they're not worried about attacking humans unless you provoke them. Even then it isn't because they need to eat you, it's because they want you to leave them or their nest alone.", "That was my first thought, but you've got guys fishing right over a gator which seems to indicate a level of familiarity with the beast.", "I'm not saying any one should do it, but if the gator was poked with a long branch, wouldn't he be inclined to leave?", "It’s just a little fella, just keep your dog/kid away from the water.", "Why would anyone want to fish off the top of drain pipes in that dank pond? That's the real issue", "How stupid do you have to be to be shocked by the presence of an alligator in a natural body of water in Florida?", "10/10 I would jump in and wrestle it.", "I was surprised to find that when my cousin from England was visiting here in Georgia (USA) and she was excited by the prospect of seeing turtles in the lake.", "> AN ALLIGATOR?! HERE?! BUT THIS FLORIDA! AND THIS IS A NATURAL BODY OF WATER IN FLORIDA! THIS IS LAST PLACE ON THE FUCKING PLANET I WOULD EVER EXPECT TO SEE SUCH AN ANIMAL AS AN ALLIGATOR! OH. MY. GOD.", "I like turtles", "> Gators aren't dangerous at all.\n\n> roughly 5-10 [alligator attacks] per year\n\nAnd you don't see the logical disconnect between those two statements.", "Humans go fishing. Gators go humaning.", "Yeah, not just imagine them as bitey alligators and you'd practically live in florida.", "That [Rippy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLigHzSH7_Q)?", "I like teenage mutant ninja turtles", "I mean maybe if you were in Disney Land or something but.", "Florida-puppy!", "Disney Land is in California! Alligators are not native to California!\n\nDisney World is in Florida and a little boy was infamously killed by an alligator there. Alligators should be expected in any body of water outside in Florida.", "And the sewer penguins", "One gator? Floridian here and holy shit one gator isn't much to gawk at. Go out to the everglades where they're plentiful at least. Hell, I grew up visiting Louisiana and let me tell you, you'd hate it there. I remember being on a small boat with my dad passing by hundreds... Don't get me started on the docks where 3-4 dozen would lay in n wait for anything or anyone to fall in the water...", "Florida has New Yorkers, too...", "jonathan?", "Being as reactionary/ obnoxious as possible is now just part of popular culture. \n\nLet's go.", "My little swamp puppies", "lol I always get the 2 parks mixed up.", "I have lived in Orlando my whole life, I’m 30. Seeing gators is so common that we don’t even react much anymore.", "you have to go outside first", "It is so big, ugh", "I also like turtles.", "I think that girl actually shit herself", "Yup, lived in palm beach for a year. They were fucking everywhere. Like lazy dinosaurs that could murder you, but were too busy sunbathing to give a shit.", "This weird fishing technique seems like it would drive fish away rather than attract them", "That made my butthole sweaty", ">There's 5 million alligators in the USA\n\ndid you count?\n\nAlso, there's an avg of 7 unprovoked attacks per year in Florida alone\n\njust go back to watching wrestling, Steve Derpwin", "What are ya doin fishin in my waters?", "A park next to the inlet in Florida where I was a kid had a wall of chainlink fence that started about 5 feet before the waters edge and and went about 15 feet across a 30 foot passage that separated the gators from the people. \nThey stayed on their side of the fence and as far as I know we stayed on ours. \nThe water was brackish so I got chased by most of that aquatic shit (big fish, jellyfish, snapping turtles, a giant-ass blue crab). The gators however, were docile all the way up to the fence and you only really saw them eat whatever was unfortunate enough to swim passed that barrier.", "Because of the shit?", "You can see this gator at the 8 second mark too.", "I really hope this isn't one of those \"literally means figuratively\" situations given how convincing she tried to be.", "sometimes", "Gators are still preferable to feral hogs. Fuck those things.", "It's an alligator, that shit tame asf.", "walking out into the marsh at night and seeing...... eyes. \n\nEverywhere.", "They're actually considered an invasive species.", "Still best to keep your distance when you do spot em. But yeah, no need to get scared and run away.", "Being from Florida my whole life, this is just another Thursday…", "And worse yet, Florida has the New Yorkers that want to visit Florida.", "OH.MY.GOD. \nHo.lee.shit. \n \nGUYS IM NOT KIDDING I SHIT!\n\nJessica we both saw that at the exact same time. \nIm racing. \nFeel my stomach im like shaking.", "Am I alone in thinking the true scary topic of this video is fishing near runoff pipes? Ick.", "Well, Jessica just shitted herself.", "I ain’t letting that bitch back into the car after she shit everywhere", "It zoomed in right as the gator surfaced.", "It's a culvert. Just a pipe to let a canal flow from one side to the other under a road.", "Sir, you just made me laugh, and now I want to buy you a beer. The problem is, I’m on the other side of the pond. So, that sucks.", "Wait until people in this thread learn about the exotic snakes people have been releasing in Florida", "Prehistoric lizard crushes and shreds your body while drowning you vs microscopic organism that shreds your brain over 2 weeks", "Seriously that looked tasty af and im not a fish", "I thought they were talking about the gator for the entire first part \"Where'd he go?\", what do you mean, it's right there!", "Have a nice day.", "I told a story on year a while ago about my grandma getting chased by one when I was a kid. We were all fishing and chilling, we saw him and I suppose he fixated on granny. He busted water and ran her up the bank and she jumped in the back of a truck bed while one of my uncles pulled her up. She wasn't the closest to the water even, maybe he fixated on her perfume or something.", "Was one of them eating pizza", "As old as the former is I’m sure the latter have been playing their game longer.", "\"Guys, what do I have to do to convince you that I shit my pants?\"", "And not that I'd be willing to jump in the water to test this, but from my experience American alligators are generally not aggressive towards adults. Though children and small pets are another issue.", "Made me jump tbh.", "jersey boys, or mamma mia?", "Gator's bitches better be wearing jimmies!", "Wait until you learn about alligator turtles", "It’s as common as seeing clouds in the UK", "overreact much?", "Just wait till Jessica sees this https://youtu.be/7Qp_bUYPrTg she’ll never leave the house", "Nature.", "USA be like: \nAustralia be like: Ohhhh its a baby, https://youtu.be/wOf5gC1dQKI", "Omg look!.. something living in its natural habitat", "I think they were just surprised that it snuck up on them. I think they were actively trying to draw it out but didn't realize it had moved in so close.", "You can run from a gator. You can't run from something you don't know is up your nose.", "Minus the weather.", "https://i.redd.it/aqmqzr1bxvd21.jpg", " how many total dogs?", "Fun fact about places with different seasons, stores don't shut down when there's half an inch of snow. People aren't afraid to go outside when it's 30 degrees. It doesn't feel like you're living in a sweaty armpit 12 months of the year.", "US here, get the fuck out there and see a turtle! You should carry an AR. Freedom.", "Yeah but it's still freaky when they're this close", "Oh don’t come to Florida then, I probably move a turtle off the road once every two/three weeks. Honestly haven’t seen a gator in the wild for a few months got cold early here", "Had several gators in my backyard growing up in FL", "Damn, you're smart for a wrestling nerd. \n\nSurely the rate of attacks between these animals has nothing to do with their habitat and it's proximity to humans\n\nKeep it up Steve, the world needs you", "wat", "I shit you not when I typed that comment I was at a brewery called Invasive Species", "Bottom left is where I assume, but I didn’t see him there.", "That's the kind of shit the will legitimately give ya nightmares...", "That guy was right though you don’t wanna be hanging your legs over that pipe there", "And the water moccasins. Fuck those bastards.", "Forgot prions which are auto death", "Seriously, the gator didn't throw bait into their house.", "I mean he was eyein them down a bit", "She probably doesn't know what to do about it. She wants help but doesn't know what to ask for. And, she's not at sure people realize she's being literal. \n\n\nShould she demand they drive home? And, sit on someone else's car seats with a load in your shorts? \n\nMaybe send someone for TP and dump the undies? And stay with the gator? And, wjat to use for privacy? Who knows what's behind the trees bushes? And, maybe the shorts are soiled too.\n\nI mean, it could be a pretty difficult situation, and no one seems to be taking it seriously.", "While I totally understand being cautious like that when you're unfamiliar with gators, they're ambush predators that hunt exclusively in the water and generally won't attack humans either way.\n\nYou really don't have anything to worry about when you see them on land as long as you don't provoke them.", "I've never seen one chase somebody, although I've heard of it. \n\n\njust don't get close to one and if you go swimming make sure you can see your surroundings (no swimming in murky water). also don't let your kids splash in shallow water cause they will eat small children. \n\n\nreally the only thing you have to worry about is if you end up right on top of them accidentally because you were reckless, they will rip off your arm then.", "I’m not really sure why I’m being downvoted for saying I swim in the water like 99% of Floridians, but it is what it is. If you swim in a body of water that isn’t a pool, alligators are likely there also. \n\nThat’s Florida. We have lakes, we use them. I guess you’d all rather bodies of water be off limits. Sorry, Reddit.", "at 9 seconds in, during the zoom it's in the middle left. If you look very closely you can see the tip of its snout", "There should be more to the clip, I feel the gator wasn't as over it as the girl who pooped herself.", "Just fish their ocean. Easier to worry about sharkes", "That’s why I always run just in case.", "\\OH........ MY..... GOD!", "If natural selection were something humans still had to worry about, none of these people would make it.", "That is pretty crazy when you re-watch it, gator was chilling there for quite a while but the person filming (and us watching) are focused on the fishing lure.", "I'm amused they didn't see him just chillin there.", "Holy shit. Dude it’s coming up from resting at the bottom….that’s even more terrifying, that it came up on her and no one noticed until it would have been too late.", "Just don't make eye contact with us and we'll leave you alone.", "Sounds like something a fish would say", "Does anyone dislike* turtles?", "Then one day he gets eaten by a gator.", "Come over to NC, were turtle rich. They are quite fond of cat kibble and will swim up and roll and beg", "\\Disney World \n\n\ndoesn't matter, they end up in Disney World too. although the park takes great lengths to keep them out. They still keep people out of natural water because those guys will get anywhere with water. \n\n&#x200B;\n\nthere was a story of a family a few years back whos little girl was splashing in the water at dusk at one of the rivers in the park despite posted warning signs, and some passerby's tell them not to let her do that. big splash and the girl was gone, nobody even saw the gator I don't think they found her remains either.", "Becky... I just shit myself", "None of those phrases are new. What are you talking about?", "What would he have looked like if he weren't* eyeing them down then?", "This read like a John Mulaney bit lol", "I saw it way before they did. I was expecting a gator to swim out of the tube, but then I saw it lurking off to the left and knew it would hopefully only be a matter of time before the people there saw it themselves.", "I thought you were trying until the 20th time I looked for it. You can see it at 22s too, coincidentally right when she says \"gators.\" Lower left edge.", "Surprisingly, they can climb chain link fences relatively easily when they want to.", "To be fair though, I think that gator was preparing for a bit of lunch. Maybe it thought it could snatch a kid or something, that was far from just \"seeing\" a gator, that guy was planning to ruin someone's day.", "Goin nowhere with anybody with that attitude\n\n>What ever happened to \"Hell yeah!\" Or \"Fuck yeah!\"\n\nAbsolutely nothing", "These two statements are meaningfully different:\n\n* X isn't dangerous at all.\n\n* X poses little risk.\n\nPlease, acknowledge the difference.", "But did you see gators?", "Prions?", "alligator turtles.. yes I without a doubt dislike those creatures from hell.", "There are 5 million. Indeed. They pose little risk to people. Contrast that with the claim, \"They aren't dangerous at all\".", "Turtles are turtles but there are also very bitey turtles in FL..", "Why don't you take a seat over there.", "Cute Swamp puppy", "We used to go out jet skiing on this series of canals (I was living on Grand Island and I think it might have been like lake griffin or okahumpka, but I was little, somewhere around Leesburg I know.) late at night with those battery powered spotlights and just strobe them for fun.", "Same", "Shredder", "Whoa. Smart fuckers.", "Nice flex bro, but the point is she was standing within range of an attack for half a minute.", "Did she actually, literally shit her pants tho, that is my question. She sounded pretty serious about it", "I think In the video they absolutely knew there were gators in that water, and had seen em just before they started filming, (although a bit more center pond) then after they got there phone out and started recording, they lost it as it moved closer. I they didn’t expect to see it right next to the shore stalking them, cause it was just out in the center of the water. They were surprised to see the gator, they were surprised to see it was more interested in them than the plastic bait.", "No. They were fishing for alligator gar, which you can see doing fish things around the lure until about 16s", "what do you mean? they spotted it before it struck and they left. so they would be the exact people who would make it.", "If you are all serious, this is the most autistic thread I've ever seen on reddit.", "12 attacks by wild gators in 2020 in Florida. That number isn't 0. Most people in Florida don't stand within 6 feet of a wild gator in the water.", "Misfolded proteins that fuck up your brain. If you've heard of Kuru or the Laughing Disease, that's a Prion disease. No cure, super deadly.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nEdit: or mad cow disease. I think a lot more people know of that one.", "TURTLES ARE FUCKIN AWESOME BRO!", "Yeah, I've actually seen them moving away from where people were jumping into the water and splashing. In the case of the above video, I think the gator was more interested in grabbing a fish than an adult human.", "There were 12 wild attacks in Florida alone last year.", "Physically unchanged for a hundred million years because it's the perfect killing machine: a half ton of coldblooded fury with the bite force of twenty-thousand newtons and a stomach acid so strong it can dissolve bones and hooves.", "Not 5 feet away and staring at them?", "Snapping turtles are mean fuckers who will take a finger if you let them, fyi. A gator will kill but a turtle will still hurt you.", "Last words of a Texas man:\"Fuck them gators\"\n\nHe was dead of a gator about 90 seconds after that.", "You're not swimming away from a gator. \n\nThey are also stupid fast on land", "Such a flex, I know, beyond guilty of flexing the flexibles... Ya got me, bro. Honestly didn't get the sense anyone filming was in danger, seeing as how the footage was solid as a rock the whole time... Elevated position and a good distance away, plus sticking around to film without backing up at all... Not seeing the point come across that she or anyone else were in range of actually being attacked or in legitimate immediate danger aside from being in the wild bear a wild animal, bro bro. Maybe their flex of flexes was continuing to film in face of that danger... Bro! Bro bro the plot thickens!", "Yeah, and someone has clearly been feeding this alligator. Gators generally avoid humans. The way this fella pops up and hangs out suggests that someone has been tossing it pieces of bait, which is a terrible idea. If a gator learns to associate food with humans, it is likely to become a nuisance. Once it is deemed a nuisance, it’s likely to catch a tag.", "Rincewind?", "Mario?", "Pull your pants down and splash some of that lake water on your starfish. I promise in a few seconds you won't be concerned with the poo.", "\"Guys I NEED you to understand this. There is literal shit, in my pants. I have ACTUALLY shit myself.\"", "What I mean is it took all of them so long to notice that if they weren't standing on top of those pipes, well out of reach, they might have been a meal.", "Lmfao Dolphins fan wow must suck to be you", "They sound VERY smart", "Start at 6 sec. It is rising up from lower water in the bottom left of the screen.", "Guys touch my stomach I'm shaking (and also I shit myself)", "It's just a gator say the people living around gators.\n\nYeah and I bet you'd be scared of a black bear charging you before he turns and run away because they're scared of humans but you never faced one before.", "I don't know how you surmised that the gator was staring! I imagine that they're curious hunters, and if you've got a little crowd of people standing around, they might swim up and see if there is anyone to kill. No biggie.", "Cowabunga!", "A scientist nicked herself with a prion tainted needle studying them, and over the course of a couple months lost her brain function until she died. Was literally in a lab studying them and there’s still no cure no matter how early you catch it. As he said above, it’s unraveled proteins that somehow destroy brain function slowly.. scary fucking things with absolutely nothing you can do to stop it. And they form in these stagnant bodies of water", "I don’t really understand why you’re reading into a couple of my comments so much or making assumptions about me. I don’t think I’m a “badass” nor am I trying to act like I just swim by alligators for fun. You’re getting very worked up over a couple of offhand comments I’ve made. Do you even live in Florida? My point is that seeing alligators is a pretty normal thing and they’re in pretty much every body of water here. I’m not trying to get close to them or be the Crocodile Hunter. I leave them alone and they do the same.\n\nI don’t get why you’re so mad. Most people who live here and live by lakes have swam in them. I don’t have a boat, but I have friends who do and being in the water usually comes with that. I’m not calling myself a badass or saying I’m tough, stop projecting. I just said they’re facts of life of living in Florida and that what I thought was terrifying before moving here is now just something I’m used to.\n\nI’m glad you enjoy the beach, pools, and waterparks here. I do as well.", "It's called literacy. You're blocked for the personal attack.", "not really, life is good. thanks for asking, stranger\n\nsorry if my mocking of wrastlin' got you triggered", "You've obviously never seen a gator jump from the water. One that size can easily reach her before she could react. Is it likely? No. Is it still a risk? Yes. Now go on and behave like a juvenile with a fragile ego elsewhere.", "I found this: [Alligator Bites on People in Florida](https://myfwc.com/media/1716/alligator-gatorbites.pdf)\n\nIt seems like most fatalities are of people actually swimming in the ponds. It looks like those killed on land were killed by very large alligators.", "That woman actually shit her pants", "Oh whoops I read “scared” instead of “shocked” in your first comment", "You don't go outside? What a loser.", "zig zag bruh!", "I grew up in the bayou\n\nCan confirm gators were a daily occurrence. Not just frequently sighted.\n\nDaily.\n\nI think some tourists make the grizzly comparison when they’d visit an area known to be populated by brown bears. Thinking it would be rare to see one. Go to any natural body of water in Florida and if you know how/where to look- there’s gators.", "Probably missed Gma flipping it off, that'll get anyone kinda pissed.", "If it aint broke dont fix it", "I prefer zombies.", "\"Come on in the waters great!\" - alligator probably", "She really wants everyone to know.", "They did find the remains. Alligators often stash food under logs and wait for it to decompose a little or just to save it for later. The family agreed not to sue Disney in exchange for Disney starting a scholarship in their daughter's name.", "I wike toytules", "They are not from Florida.", "What a stupid video, nothing happened. You wasted 30 seconds of my life!", "Also pools sometimes.", "Everyone: OMGOMGOMG\n\nMe who lives in FL: oh look, another gator…. Aaaaand we keep moving along", "Scott Aukerman, is that you?!", "Did she honestly shit herself?\n\nShe seemed adamant that she honestly shit herself.\n\nWhy you would want everyone to know that, I am not sure, but she seemed to want everyone to know it.\n\nI'm genuinely curious if she literally shit herself.", "I’d rather get covid!", "This is so accurate.", "And they love to hang out in culverts. Slow moving water and culvert - yep there is an alligator nearby.", "Is no one going to mention the snake dropping into the scene at 1:09? lol", "I fish streams, rivers, lakes, canals, and ponds all the time in Florida. You just need to be aware of your surroundings. I also carry a pistol and have a tourniquet just in case.", "Then, on top of all that, you have Florida man.", "Hammersmith?", "Jumping at the slightest comment as the bravest lil ole knight in the land defending strangers on youtube would suggest an ego in desperate need of boosting, bro bro. You've succeeded, truly I've been slain with your accusations of the mighty flex and childishness... Now hurry on and go take offense to another random comment and defend another random internet person from another random internet person. Brave bro bro, brave. Anyway, I'm just a cat on reddit so go on living your bravest reddit life, fellow cat bro", "Jokes on them, I don't have any hooves!", "I always figured Disney just offered them so much money they would never want to sue. that bad press is the last thing they want.", "[ Jump to 01:09 @ Florida Everglades Never Fails to Amuse and Terrify 😳](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvi-p_6emmU&t=0h1m9s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: capecoral jade, Video Popularity: 96.43%, Video Length: [01:16])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@01:04](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvi-p_6emmU&t=0h1m4s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "What a boring video and useless post", "It didn't do anything. Just staring at the humans.", "No.. puppies aren't dangerous at all.\n\nAlligators may be less dangerous than most think, but the phrase \"aren't dangerous at all\" is absolutely not applicable.. to a fucking alligator.", "I hope he had a good life, probably not. \n\nSometimes its like, just let them live their best life.", "Something wrong bro?", "So happy together 🎶", "Take her word for it man.", "What’s so impressive about this video? Yea holy shit an alligator in a swamp.", "Have you ever seen Florida water? It's all tannic and brown, generally with 1-2 feet of muck at the bottom. I'm a fisherman so I'm in the water fairly regularly. There is not a single fresh water source I would swim in besides springs. I will swim in spring water. Anything else you wouldn't catch me dead in.", "Only the biggest ones. There was the \"fuck that gator!\" guy who got killed a few years ago. One of this size you wouldn't want to harass but it won't attack you otherwise.", "“Let’s go [for it]”\n\nI agree with you, but that makes it slightly less annoying.", "I think she shit. Yeah you can’t wander outside aimlessly here. My parents house has their mailboxes on a dead end, next to a small pond. \nI went to check the mail at night and scared a gator splashing back into the pond. No idea how close it was.", "More like the Florida Neverglades.", "If you watch documentaries they’re usually good for a decent sneaky lunge, not so much a chase up a bank. Small dogs get snatched up walking along banks in Florida. As a human, and growing up here, I don’t really walk up close without giving a good look around. Especially mossy/overgrown areas cuz clearly these guys are sneaky.", "Efff. You can see it float in around 7 seconds", "Why in the world would we want to?", "Yeah you learn early in Florida to check for a rounded nose. Gators don't like the taste of humans quite like crocs do.", "These are definitely tourists lol. Nobody in Florida gives a damn about gators unless they are blocking traffic. As the saying goes \"you can't swing a dead cat in Florida without it being eaten by an alligator \"", "“I’m racing” wut", "Come to papa!", "w-where do you live? I'm in South Florida, and you can only really find alligators if you go out to specifically look for them in nature reserves, or out past US-27 in the everglades...", "good eye", "Lol okay bro, again I'm a life long Floridian. I know every body of water can and does have Gators. Doesn't mean I'm going to swim in tannic, mucky water. And I'm also not going to go into the environment of the local apex predatory, that I'm lucky to have 2 feet of visibility in. \n\nI've said elsewhere I would swim in springs. Beyond that, you're pretty much a gross person to swim in Florida freshwater.", "Also crazy is that, without a permit, the fine for catching an alligator is ballpark $100,000.", "[I really love dogs 😍](https://youtube.com/shorts/T8yrbOpj_sg?feature=share)", "Freaky.\n\nI've often thought how fortunate I am to live somewhere where no animals will eat me. \n\nWhere I live, in Southern Ontario Canada, you can pass out stone cold beside a river without a care in the world (as I have done many times). It's hard to imagine having to be alert beside rivers...me and all my drunk friends would have been eaten many times.", "Interesting. I would be hauling ass in the opposite direction if I saw one anywhere near me...you'd see my dust outline like a cartoon.", "\"They're intelligent, but inexperienced. Their pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.\" \n- Gator", "I'm guessing not, I hear people say \"they literally shit themselves\" a lot to express they got scared the shit out of", "Lol I don’t even fish and my first thought was, “damn that looks tempting.”", "I was really confused by the \"feel my stomach\" line", "I saw Florida in the title, so I'm like, gonna see how big this gator is :D", "No, many countries don't have turtles. Especially the colder ones.\n\n\nThe only turtle I know of in the UK is the terrapin, which is invasive and very rare. You find them in public parks in London and the like, but I think the cold weather kills their eggs so they can't breed and spread.", "Hahahah.\n\nYeah, you can tell this guy has some time behind the rod.\n\nYou have to be the bait. People think fishing is luck but there is so much skill involved behind manipulating the lure (action) and just picturing it underwater or in this case on top and making it behave like a prey item for whatever you are fishing for.\n\nEDIT: I watched it again, and if you are using a top water bait like this my advice would be to double the frequency of the jerks and make sure it's going side to side like an injured bait fish, then let it rest for about 5 to 10 seconds between your 5 or so jerks.\n\nThe guy is jerking just a little too slow and not letting it rest for long enough.\n\nI fish a lot....", "Jessica shat herself", "They got lucky. The next one won't be corked.", "Gators are as common in Florida as Cockney accents are in American media portrayal of the UK", "And the alligator gar", "Damn, it’s turtles all the way down.", "I saw one today while driving lol", "Great assumption. I'll guess that you never left the house or consumed any media before the most recent 5-6 years.", "I wonder how much longer it would have taken if that bright yellow leaf hadn't floated across the gator's head, drawing the eye.", "Naegleria\\", ">gators are literally everywhere there is a body of slow moving water in Florida.\n\nNo, they are literally not. They're not in most waterfalls and ponds in hotel lobbies. They're not in my friend's hottub. They're not in the lobster tank at the grocery store.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=268C3N2dDYk", "She might be dead lol. Leaf saved her life", "good eye tew yew tew, m8!", "Oh, Florida.", "I saw a fox about 60m from 10 Downing in London.", "I also have that problem...", "[ Jump to 00:09 @* Florida Everglades Never Fails to Amuse and Terrify 😳](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvi-p_6emmU&t=0h0m9s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: capecoral jade, Video Popularity: 96.33%, Video Length: [01:16])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@00:04](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvi-p_6emmU&t=0h0m4s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "Oh shut the fuck up, Jesus christ you sound like a whiny little bitch", "Being statistically not dangerous doesn't help being surprised by having one materialize a couple of metres in front of you. Shark attacks are rare, but my heart will skip a beat if one suddenly swims in front of me and I didn't see it coming.", "If it had legs, I might still have a bit of a moment.", "Turtles all the way down", "That’s fair enough. I don’t make it a point to swim near alligators, I’ve just enjoyed the lakes in Florida from time to time and it’s happened. \n\nI like springs, lakes, pools, etc. Nobody I know has been chomped or gotten a brain-eating amoeba, but I’m not denying it happens. I guess I’m gross and know a lot of gross people and that’s cool with me.", "Beat me to it!", "Pretty much loving Jessica's level of honesty here, lol", "Are there PSAs in Florida for people from the north? We're not used to the concept of there being a prehistoric killing machine hiding in whatever body of water we're about to jump into.", "They survived the meteor; dinasors didn’t. They are millions of years experienced. So, be careful in Florida. If there is a pond, there is a gator, or two , or three or a lot more. Stay away.", "If you watch, right at the end of the video I'm pretty sure that's a snake that dropped out of a tree into the water and was then swimming towards camera.", "\\> Gators aren't dangerous at all.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nFalse. That's just false. Attacks are rare, yes, and everything else you said is correct. But that first statement is still 100% wrong.", "Had a similar thing happen. Gator started ripping down the pond straight at us when I hooked a small bass. Tried backing away with the fish but it kept running closer. Just ripped the line and the gator ate the fish hooks and all.", "\"'gator?.... where'd he go?\" sounds like something they would say in the first Jurassic Park film.", "Go north, lotsa gators out this way!", "I trust her, she seems like the kinda girl that would just completely drop a deuce in her panties and just wants all of her family and friends to know and would do it with a megaphone.", "Come on in the waters great!", "Yeah, its camouflage if fucking insane.", "Or fast moving water….", "I saw that shit on the first play back. But also I am Floridian.", "Really, an alligator, in Florida, how shocking...", "Sort of. If you’re at a public spring or body of water there are usually signs warning you that there are venomous snakes and alligators in the area. But if you grow up here (or even live here really) you understand that any body of water is capable of housing an alligator. They’re not really that bothered with people as long as you leave them alone, but stills It’s best to keep to clear water.", "Alligator snapping turtles are scarier than alligators. \n\nYea, i said it.", "> \"Come down to [Lake Pontchartrain](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu7lIGLchnQ). \n> Rest your soul and feed your brain. \n> That's where you will get to see everything the water can be.\"", "They typically aren’t interested in people and just disappear when they notice people in the area. You just have to avoid bull gators during mating season and mama gators near nests. But you can bump into them with your kayak and they will just swim away.", "Right?! I live alone the St. John’s and my house backs up to blue springs. I see gators all the damn time.", "but you got that bubble butt.", "Some might say… there are also very snappy turtles…", "I love just north or Orlando and they are everywhere. I went to university in Gainesville and there’s literally a pond on campus (lake Alice) filled with gators. I even grabbed a juvenile off archer once while driving home from work to keep it from being run over.", "…yet.", "Water moccasins are more likely to chase you then a gator. Fucking demons.", "They're just culverts going under a road, probably a creek feeding into or out of that body of water.", "And fear is their bacon bits...", "I live in Florida and we camp on river beds all the time. Gators aren’t hunting people. You’ve really gotta fuck up for one to come after you.", "Not even Just people. Some of the biggest reptile importers are in south Florida - and animals have been escaping and let go for decades. You can find so much here.", "I live in South Carolina. My parents saw a diver come out of the lake with his arm missing gator got it. Luckily for him it was at a recreational area that was full of nurses who immediately treated him and saved his life. I believe there's a picture on the internet of that alligator with the diver's arm in his mouth.", "There was baby alligators on display in the living with the land ride up until the child was attacked a few years back. You could regularly see them along the swamplands while riding the monorail. I’m sure they’ve done removing of lots of them, but there’s no way they can remove them all. It was literally built on swampland.", "There’s water everywhere here, why would someone fish in a sewer drain?", "Lol from far North Queensland ;)", "I actually moved a gator off the trail to the side of lake Alice back to the water once. It has no cares about me.", "So, years back in college, some friends and I drove down to a friend's mom's condo for spring break down in Florida. We drove All day and got in at night. After we got there we started playing drinking games and dumb college type stuff out on the porch and were all pretty sauced after a while. At one point myself and another were dared to go jump in the decent sized man-made pond out back. We walked right up to the edge without even thinking twice about there being anything potentially dangerous. After a minute we luckily backed down for whatever dumb trivial reason and walked back up to the porch. Next morning we meet the neighbors a few doors down. That's when we found out that there was a large adult gator in the pond that was apparently territorial and also apparently killed someone's dog and they were waiting on wildlife people or whatever to come and remove the thing. \n\nIt's just not even something that crossed our minds because we're just not used to even having to think about anything like that...but yeah I might've narrowly missed getting ripped in half by a real living f'n dinosaur creature.", "I mean, the springs are regularly slammed on the daily where I live. That’s freshwater that we all swim in pretty regularly, and there’s gators at the mouth of the springs pool all the time. Just be cautious.", "Grew up swimming on a lake north of Orlando. Swam in that lake at least once a week from the time I could walk. My friends and I swam in it every day of summer that wasn’t rained out. We were all fine. Now I live biking distance to the springs and we swim there all the time. It’s just about learning which water to swim in.", "7 seconds in you can see it sneaking in at the bottom left.", "Almost as scary as a brain aneurysm", "“Feel my butt like literally there’s a turd split in half like a cheese stick down there omg, guys like it’s soooo sticky ewww”", "I don’t know but I’m not going to Kenosha or fishing in a sewer.", "Me...waiting for a huge ass gator was throughly dissapointed", "...We know \n😳", "Don't come to Australia if that scares you", "It’s good she was able to stay around and chat after she shit herself…", "Yeah, it can bite down with a fuck ton of force. But a little duct tape will keep it shut.", "My bad, my reply was stupid. I guess I spent so much time in the springs and snorkeling the tributaries that that's what I considered fresh water. I definitely understand what you mean. It's not a good idea to swim in most of FL fresh water, or even brackish water in a lot of areas.", "OHH! MY!!! GOD!!!", "https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/f-alligator-man-killed-gators-6014679", "like mosquitos...", "youtubers (pewdiepie, box openers) REALLY started using 'Let's Gooooo' with a long drawn out \"ooooooh\" a ton in the past 1-2 years so I can relate with this heavily downvoted statement.", "OH\n\nMY\n\nGAWD", "This like saying lightning isn't dangerous because not too many people die from it each year\n\nGators, sharks, lightning, etc are all dangerous, it's just that most people have enough brain cells to avoid them", "They're a bit blunt, but their point is that something isn't made undangerous simply due to the low number of attacks. If you chill right next to a gator there's a decent chance it will take a chomp out of you. Most people don't stand right next to gators so there's not that many attacks, but that doesn't make them not dangerous.", "Lana? Lana.", "great eye. really shows you how well their natural camo works in the murky water", "You're alright, I didn't think your reply was stupid. We just needed to clarify lol. \n\nAnyway yeah a lot of Northerners think you can swim in these lakes that are basically retention ponds. If it doesn't have an in-flow and out-flow, it's likely stagnant rain water with a small spring or leach. \n\nOr take the upper St John's(which is actually the southern end, as it goes South to North.) The southern part is mainly swamp. As it goes further north and picks up speed, I might swim in that. Inlets are definitely fun to snorkel, you can find a lot of neat stuff. \n\nI'm also hesitant to swim or do water sports in the intracoastal rivers. I know someone who has gotten sick in them, specifically the Indian River. I don't know exactly what caused it, but the infection came in thru a cut. He was pretty bad off for like a month, and he was only wake surfing(basically skim boarding behind a boat.) This was a brackish environment. \n\nAnyway good talk. I think what you're doing is perfectly safe.", "Ho... Lee... Shit", "I live in south Louisiana, kinda the same here. Have some in the backyard of my parents place every few years, usually come in with big floods and stay for a couple of months before moving on.\n\nCan be kinda annoying while fishing, I have had to smack them on the head with my pole before to get them to leave my bait alone...\n\nOnly ever had trouble with a 10-11 footer about 8 years back. Would stalk me and my dad whenever we mowed the backyard by the bayou. Something about the vibrations from the motor I think...", "When they can weigh [80lbs or more](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrWiW1o19E) and slice half your foot off (boot and all) with one good bite.... you bet your ass you do.", "Hell, gators are why you don't go into normal swimming pools without looking first.", "PM me something sexy", "No, Bethnal Green. My flat was right next to the canal on the opposite side to Victoria park.", "Honestly, you would have been fine. Unless you physically jumped on the gator, they would not have bothered you if you went for a dip.\n\nLived in Florida my whole life, and I've canoed, paddleboarded, and swam next to gators, and they do not care about humans at all. The only real issue is when they mistake you for a deer at dawn or dusk near a bank.", "Oh shut your mouth when you're talking to, God dammit you sound like a dumb little cunt", "You're comment is giving me some serious \"somebody's watching me\" paranoia... Haha", "Yup, honestly if a gator isn’t threatened or hungry they really are pretty private animals that don’t want a whole lot to do with humans, and they have to be pretty hungry to move off from what they usually eat. Like many predators, they don’t like risking going after something that might fight back. That’s not to say that they won’t, they absolutely will if they feel like they need to, but they aren’t really indiscriminate killing machines.", "As a Floridian, when jumping into fresh water down here a gator is the last of your concern. Swamp water is not the same as lake water, it's disgusting. Don't do it.\n\nGo to a spring or beach. Stay out of anything else.", "Heart rate I'm guessing?", "Cringe", "as a Floridian...\n\nLOL. Don't poke the prehistoric murder machines.", "When I'm talking to? \nWtf dude learn to form a coherent sentence, it's hilarious that you are so angry.", "Hard to tell from the angle but it doesn’t look that big either.", "I live in Florida, but those little cuties aren't why I don't go outside.\n\nThere are people out there. They're from Florida, you see...", "Rincewind had in any case seen his past life flash in front of his eyes so many times that he could sleep through the boring bits.", " >Pontchatrain\n\nand I thought this was the right spelling for Soooooo long..", "Can't believe how long it took up like a tenth of the shot unnoticed. I saw the strange movement right away and the strange shape the second she zoomed back out. Make you wonder about killing off natural selection.", "He was just popping up to see if you’ve caught anything!", "These girls are so fucking annoying. It’s a gator, they’re common af. Shut the fuck up.", "i cant see it, i wanna seeeeee.", "ya know there’s no incline for it to get up. as long as ur like 3 feet away from the water it won’t be able to get to u if it jumps up out of the water. also don’t judge their bodies. their fast as hell. if u see one on lever ground with u don’t go fucking near it. it’ll take ur leg off even if u run", "I'll trust you on it based on your username alone...safe or not, I'm never getting into a fresh body of water in Florida to test it out!", "Yep. You only saw it because it wanted you to see it. Willing to bet that's a female guarding an egg clutch.", "Jessica shit herself", "Well, if you ever change your mind, we have some wonderful springs and rivers to do all sorts of stuff here...\n\nSnorkeling down Rainbow River, glass-bottom boats at Crystal Springs, kayaking down Weikwa River. There's beautiful nature here, and it's 75* F and sunny right now :)", "Found it. .[Yikes](https://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=06471082315)", "Ummmm....what?", "First I though \"wow they're really calm with this gator so close\" until I realized they haven't noticed it yet.", "When I would go kayaking in florida, you’d see a gator and you just don’t get too close, it’s gravy. You see a water moccasins and you just start paddling away hard because it will come up in to your kayak to wreck your day.", "Kayaking down the weikiwa river is one of the best parts of living in Orlando.", "They will chase you on the water, they will chase you on the land, and their camouflage is perfect, so if you happen to be kayaking on a hot day in the beautiful clear water rivers and see a leaning tree that you want to jump out of into the river…make sure there isn’t one sunning on the leaning tree trunk before you almost step on it scurrying up the tree. What I’m saying is don’t make the same mistakes I made.", "I've lived in Florida all my life and I've never had a problem with alligators, you just have to be respectful of them and leave them alone and they'll do the same for you. There is an invasive species of hairless ape here that's around 15 times as common and they're much more problematic.", "Holy shit, good catch.\n\nFlorida seems sketchy as fuck!", "I was surprised to hear that you all don't have turtles. I just googled it, you have red-eared sliders and you call them terrapins. They're an invasive species in the UK.", "Sure, but the way that she said it was almost like it wasn't an expression but a very literal description. \n\n\nThere is usually a marked difference in 'tone' between expressions and literal sentences and this is really straddling that line.", "Very nice, I used to live in BG too", "Yes agreed - sorry if I wasn't clear. They were trying to draw out the fish (so focusing their attention about 10' out) and were just surprised that a gator snuck up on them closer than that (only a couple feet away).", "Covid can be rapidly diagnosed from an oral or nasal specimen. Most people who get covid survive it, though deaths are well documented by now as well as long term consequences of the infection.\n\nNaegleria is rare and causes primary amoebic meningoencephalitis, a life-threatening inflammation of the central nervous system. Meningitis is usually caused by a virus or bacteria, but Naegleria is neither, there is no rapid test, and doctors generally don't suspect it due to its rarity. It kills before anyone can figure out what it is and it attacks young healthy people, either because they are the ones swimming in warm fresh water or because it just likes the challenge. When it's identified the patient is usually on an autopsy table. This amoeba has a 98.5% fatality rate, and the few survivors usually have permanent brain damage. \n\nWrestling alligators while infected with covid is less likely to kill you than a Naegleria infection.", "That's the one! Good find.", "\" I just shit myself \" the most honest statement anybody anywhere has ever said.", "I assume that gator was setting himself up to get things coming out of the pipe, not setting up to poach fish from the fisherman. Obviously he would if the opportunity arose, but saying \"he knows whats up\" here seems to imply something I don't think is happening.", "i lived in fl 30 years and have voluntered for the park service in the everglades. The gators very much learn to stalk fishing holes and take the easy meal. I have no doubt thats what he is doing.", "I’m sure that does happen quite a bit, I just think you see an ambush predator here with its head facing the flow of a pipe. This is incredibly similar to what you see many other animals do when feeding in rivers. Inlets and passageways bring food to you so you don’t need to move around to find it. \n\nNow I wouldn’t at all be surprised if this being a fishing hole increases the probability of the gator getting a meal which makes it more attractive. But the gator appears to be set up for prey in the effluent. \n\n(Although maybe he sits there for possible meals while waiting for a new fisherman)", "Holy shit" ]	416	videos	Aaaaaaand that's why I don't go to Florida...or outside
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3g38v/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3g38v/deleted_by_user/	[ "Is this saying the training is immune boosting or the the cold weather is? Because only one of those is true", "Working out in cold weather is awesome! Just be sure to do your cooldown somewhere you can breathe warm air into your lungs lol.", "Does lol just mean your done talking now?", "Nah I'm just having a chuckle", "That looks great apart from the cold and apart from the exercise", "That sounds like a really nice wake up. I'm boring and just do fast walking in the cold and then have a hot tea.", "I'm open to learning new things, what are the benefits? Playing ball in college we always heard about the increase in muscular injury by working out in the cold", "I've read that working out in cold gives a boost to your immunity, I can't confirm that but I don't get sick often at all.\n\nI see a lot of benefits to mental health. Just taking the step outside knowing the next 20 minutes aren't going to be fun is huge. But going through a difficult routine when the conditions are tough makes you feel like you can do anything. I'm generally in a very good mood for the rest of the day and gave a great boost to energy as well. I just love the challenge!", "Exercise in general is good for immune health but I'd never heard or read of the cold helping with the immune system as well. I always did find the cold day workouts to be more mentally demanding than the hot days as well", "Our college baseball coach had mental toughness Tuesday for us in the winter. We did big outdoor workouts that sucked lol", "They were good workouts regardless, i think the big thing was knowing that there wasn't much that could suck worse than doing it in the cold so it was a good \"mental toughness\" workout" ]	11	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA7XxOATwlI	/r/videos/comments/r3h5ua/northern_soul_shuffle_the_basic_steps_to_learn_to/	[ "Wigan massive represent", "I love her", "I could study this for months and would likely revert back to my half drunk shuffle. Wish I could dance even remotely.", "It's a lot easier than it looks to get the basic shuffle\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22CCieJ-_DA", "Any idea what the name of the song is?", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vr4x98aZg\n\nDeep mix", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWOhod7biU\n\nAs it was chefs kiss", "Dance floor melted" ]	9	videos	NORTHERN SOUL SHUFFLE. The basic steps to learn to become a Northern Soul dancer.
https://youtu.be/m7NxnPbOZFE?t=1	/r/videos/comments/r3hazs/when_a_robot_has_its_own_will/	[ "I've seen it before but it's such a fantastic routine that I couldn't help but watch it again.\n\nThis might be the highest form of slapstick.", "Absolutely terrifying", "That's fun, but sooooo dangerous. A robot like that would snap you in half and not even slow down.", "as someone who worked with a small 7 joints robotic arm for a research project and was intimidated by the force of that thing back then... this video is nsfl", "I'm wondering how they got the theatre to agree to the thick concrete base those things need to be bolted to so they don't rip themselves out of the floor.", "Year of working in industrial setting means seeing one of these things with no guarding gives me hives.", "The back part of the stage is probably pretty well reinforced already since that's where they usually attach set pieces and scaffolds.", "yeah. we had to change the mount of our arm from a 'flimsy' office table to a one that weighed like 300 kg because of the enormous accelerations this thing created which for that flimsy table were transfered to it and again fed back into the arm, back into the table etc... in the end pushing the external force on the joints over the safety threshold and triggering its emergency shutdown.", "Crazy Swedish people.", "Happy cakeday", "Worked among these at a factory; was told not to fuck with these. I didn't fuck with these. This video scared the bajezus out of me.", "The amount of torque on the base of a robot arm that long going that fast with a ~180lb human on the end would be quite significant. I don't think it would be normal for a stage to be built to those specs. Sure they can handle weight but that's a compressive load.", "I'm wondering how they got a controls engineer/robot programmer to agree to having an unguarded robot... on stage... throw a comedian... In the EU.\n\nNo way this could go bad and end a career. /s", "I'm hoping there's at least one person with their hand on an estop somewhere so he doesn't get smooshed.", "The back two thirds of the performance stage at my highschool was concrete with wood flooring on top.", "Just because something is designed for a compressive load it doesn't mean it's entirely useless with dynamic loads.\n\nI worked on the original Australian production of Beauty and the Beast, and overall the set was 30 tonnes, with the castle alone weighing 10 tonnes. They put down a false floor that was bolted to the stage which had a heap of hydraulics in it for moving set pieces, and the castle especially moved quite fast and braked quite quickly.", "about half of my high school's main hall stage was the same. \n\nNo doubt they choose a place that specifically could support the robot. Obviously, otherwise the skit would not be possible!", "Roughly 30% of my high school stage was constructed in a similar manner. \n\nThat’s where we planned for the robots to go.", "tell your hives that the man on stage is obviously a pro doing a very well practiced performance. your hives are basically mocking a trapeze performance for being dangerous", "all of these comments pointing out that this acrobatics performance featuring giant robot is dangerous are making me so mad. \n\nyeah dude! it's dangerous! that's why there's one guy that can do it and people are paying to see it! \n\n\"omg juggling fire, that looks fun but that guy could get third degree burns!\"", "As someone who works with these robots I'd rather risk juggling with fire by a long shot.", "Hate to say I told you so!", "cool!", "Trapeze acts have safety nets. The risks are well understood and managed, and I suspect industrial automation accidents kill many more people every year then trapeze act accidents.\n\nNo matter how many times the program ran successfully, I wouldn't trust industrial automation with my life that. The speed and power of these sorts of arms are greater then you'd ever expect, and they can and do fail in unexpected ways.", "This is a Swedish theater show called \"The last fish\".\n\nThey had this show until Arbetsmiljöverket (Swedish version of OSHA) made an inspection. They suspended the use of the robot immediately and a fine was issued for 250000 SEK (\\~$25000). The theater did as they where told, but appealed the decicion in court. The theater won, but Arbetsmiljöverket an appeal to a higher court and this is where we are now.\n\nBut the useage of the robot is still forbidden.", "Boston dynamics new presidential chair ready for the Oval Office.", "From having a background of robotics and engineering during my high school years, I've never seen anyone do something like this with a robotic arm. This was pretty entertaining! Lol!", "missing the point.\n\nmissing the point.", "Missing the point missing the point missing the point" ]	29	videos	When a robot has its own will.
https://youtu.be/bOyQcixEhdg	/r/videos/comments/r3hi91/the_modern_rules_of_financial_growth/	[ "Hello /u/Sufficient-Piece-530,\n\nThank you for your submission. Unfortunately your account does not have enough karma (both types, there are two types of karma) to submit things to /r/videos at this time.\n\n/r/videos requires users to have a minimum of 10 link karma and 10 comment karma. We suggest that you comment in some popular threads and make submissions to other subreddits to build up your karma and then come back.\n\nWe are sorry for any inconvenience caused, and look forward to your submissions in the future.\n\n****\n\n\nI am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/videos) if you have any questions or concerns.*", "How much karma I require?", "Try reading it again, slowly." ]	3	videos	The Modern Rules of Financial Growth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxdX1E1Z1Y	/r/videos/comments/r3hj8e/pov_of_dutch_firefighters_combating_a_house_fire/	[ "Interesting to watch!\n\nEfficient gehandeld en gecommuniceerd", "I liked it a lot but after a while I just wanted to see the point of view of the guy with the hose putting out all the fires!", "Check out the Stockton Fire Dept Youtube Channel. Lots of fire fighting action." ]	4	videos	POV of Dutch firefighters combating a house fire involving multiple apartments.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GKK3liv8M	/r/videos/comments/r3hnex/tom_scott_learns_to_ride_a_bike_in_a_few_minutes/	[ "In case others don't get it Tom Scott is an avid biker and he created this performance piece to get people talking about a sustainable mode of transport. In my opinion it's very well executed and great acting.", "Proof?", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVM-7JM4lyk\n\n/s", "Classic Tom Scott video with this title. \"learns to ride a bike in a few minutes\" err, 20+ minutes", "This is so wholesome", "Tom Scott remembers how to ride a bike in a few minutes", "If only Ol' Goosebumps Arm had seen this video.", "Didn't Victoria coren Mitchell do this in taskmaster?", "I loved that task. She just taught herself riding a bike during the task. Very fun to watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlABzZPN6Ew", "I couldn't even watch it the rest, is that what happens? At the beginning they are really over stating the difficulty of learning to ride a bike, it's really only difficult when you're actually a small child or maybe if you have some phobia around it. I felt a little bit like they were bullshitting me", "That's cool! But it ended too soon. Who was slowest?", "Desiree won, because she quite slow and only touched the ground 5 times.\n\nAll episodes of Taskmaster are free on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VxW73L-Ry0", "As someone who also can't ride a bike, it gave me a lot of hope watching how quickly Ol' Goosebumps Arm picked it up.", "Series 12 is not available yet on the official YouTube, at least not in the US", "Huh, I can watch each episode from Germany the minute it airs on british TV", "He's either hamming it up or has 0 physical ability.", "I was the last one of my friends to learn how to ride a bicycle. I feel like if Mike had been teaching me, I would have gotten a hang of it much sooner", "wow this is hard to watch lol", "There's something really beautiful about this video.\n\nI love Tom, so i guess i'm biased, yet..\n\nIt just seems like a skill that everyone should have learned at a young age and be done with~ ? Yet, he never did (or atleast forgot about)\n\nYeah, idk, it really spoke to me, for some reason.\n\nI bet having a huge \"intelligence\"-focused youtube channel like his and having a video of you learning to ride a bike... that took some guts.\n\nBeautiful.", "It is actually harder when you grow older as the fear (and consequences) of falling becomes greater. Most people who learn at a later age are really unnerved by the idea of not being able to put their feet on the ground and the whole leaning to turn takes some getting used to.\n\nWhen I learned to ski as an adult a couple of years ago the way I was taught felt really counter-intuitive and I would constantly barrel down the slope on one ski and crash because I moved my weight around the wrong way.\n\nThe same thing goes for learning to ride a bike.\n\nYou can see several women do the exact same thing in this [Dutch video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uvYkNBy7U4&ab_channel=OPENRotterdam).", "Have you ever seen someone learn something physical as an adult that most people learn in their youth? Like learning how to swim, ski, rappel or ride a bike?\n\nThey usually cramp up and make it look like they are being dramatic. That isn't the case though. It's that thin line between enjoying yourself and feeling terrfied of dying.", ">It is actually harder when you grow older as the fear (and consequences) of falling becomes greater.\n\nIt CAN be, but not for everyone. The guy explains why he didn't learn in the video and I believe him.", "impressive humility", "Last time I saw Tom Scott he was learning to drink coffee.\n\nDid this guy grow up under a rock?\n\nEdit: at this point can we atleast establish he’s been house trained?!", "She seemed to get it pretty quick", "[His channel](https://www.youtube.com/MikeBoydVideo) is really great too. He's done lots of videos where he learns a new skill during the course of a video. e.g. how to kickflip or ollie on a skateboard etc.", "A friend of mine from the US complained about the same thing, I think the CW or some other channel probably has a Taskmaster licensing deal that includes digital distribution rights for the American market.", "He's just a nerd. People with distinct interests become less clear when you get older. The jock and the nerd all look very similar when they're 40, but they're a lot more obvious in highschool. Tom was not a jock.", "I read a statistic recently that not knowing how to ride a bike is apparently relatively common in the UK. 12-13% of British adults don't know how to ride a bike, compared to 6% of Americans or 2-3% of Germans or the French.", "Nerds drink coffee and ride bikes lol.", "Not real nerds. Got nothing against them, was friends with many throughout highschool, and still know a few now. But many friends in highschool never left the house, played video games, and did other nerdy stuff, never drank alcohol, never drank coffee, and never did physical things. Drank Mountain Dew and played League of Legends or WoW.", "Nowadays in America you can own a bike for a few days and then a homeless person breaks into your garage and steals it. Great fun.", "The one where [he learns how to do dotted lines on a chalkboard](https://youtu.be/hbWeSHbL-rM) like that one MIT professor is always a standout to me.", "> Not real nerds.\n\nGatekeeping what nerds do? what?", "Slightly off-topic, but there's something oddly quaint about watching someone use a funny project that couldn't have been easy to build for an amateurishly made video that's under a minute long. If this was made today someone would probably milk the invention in a highly produced video for at least 10 minutes, plus 2 or so minutes for the sponsored promo. Such a completely different feel.", "Agreed. I'd like to see him teach a kid, he was effective and reassuring, seems like he'd get a kid up and going in an hour as well.", "If you're right-handed, try throwing a ball with your left hand.", "> around half can actually do it well enough to effectively save their lives.\n\nWhat does this mean? Like being able to swim from deep end of the pool to where your feet are on the ground and head above water. Or being a mile off shore and swimming back?\n\nAlso, I don't think swimming is that natural to human who has never learned to swim. Just like riding a big it has to be learned.", "What does learning do drink coffee mean? There’s a wrong way?!", "I'm not gatekeeping, I'm just saying there's a level of nerd that doesn't do anything. I was friends with many. Many of them still don't know how to ride a bike. Some have social issues that they overcome as they get older, but many I knew spent all their time inside. Many were my gaming friends. The popular kids only wanted to play Call of Duty, so I'd kind of swing between both groups to sometimes play games the popular kids in school wouldn't play. To this day many of those friends never drank a drop of alcohol, and many never drank coffee. It's not surprising to me that Tom is like that at all. \n\nI'm not saying all* nerds don't drinks coffee or ride bikes, obviously. Nerds are a huge spectrum, when I say \"real\" nerd, I mean people who were really really nerdy, like the friends I had mentioned above." ]	40	videos	Tom Scott learns to ride a bike in a few minutes
https://youtu.be/2chQKSGowjg	/r/videos/comments/r3hvf1/hypnotic_stopmotion_animation_of_matches/	[ "A collection of short clips by Tomohiro Okazaki.", "Not sure! Found this animation and I thought it was too cool not to share.", "Wow that's insane! So impressive to watch, the animation looks so smooth.", "Great! This is art.", "Not stop motion though.", "How so? Stop motion is film one frame, stop, move things, film another frame, until the sequence is completed. That is what we see in the linked clip.", "[Never play with matches....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zpzLwgg8w0)", "Between this and the embroidery gif from earlier today, I'm sitting at work just tripping absolute balls", "If you mean digitally rendered animation programs, I believe this is all sequential pictures of real-life objects instead. So I'd wager only basic video editing stitches them together", "This is the most creative use of stop motion I have seen since PES." ]	11	videos	Hypnotic stop-motion animation of matches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHzDY8qzk_c&feature=youtu.be	/r/videos/comments/r3ias7/the_5_biggest_sacrifices_i_had_to_make_to_get_in/	[ "wow, how courageous of you.", "Absolutely correct, these are all the things that I gave up to be in better shape. Plus I drink a lot of tea like a little old grandma.", "Many things mentioned definitely apply. Speaking of abstaining from certain things for a period of time, IF and OMAD has changed lives . As long as someone is physically/mentally healthy enough to do it properly (+90% of people are). I would swear up and by it!", "yup, 100% Crazy how a little change like that makes such a big difference.", "Some would say I'm a hero", "Green tea?", "Haha, sure thing man, suuuure thing.", "Green tea, camomile and some black tea during the day.", "The main thing I cut out is staying up late getting high and eating munchies. Lost 40 pounds just avoiding that. Add workouts and suddenly I’m in great shape.", "I'm basically Abraham Lincoln", "That's a funny way to spell idiot." ]	11	videos	The 5 Biggest Sacrifices I Had To Make To Get In Shape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN1q9QktEf0	/r/videos/comments/r3ib15/downfall_of_germany_the_western_front_full/	[ "germany never fell, they relocated to the moon.. lol . watch \"iron sky\"", "Some obviously moved to South America.", "and Australia apparently.." ]	4	videos	Downfall of Germany: The Western Front (Full Documentary) \| Animated History
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjnck2XvuPQ&t=315s&ab_channel=HistoryMarche	/r/videos/comments/r3iin3/battle_of_cannae/	[ "\"The Roman leadership was decimated.\"\n\nIf you make ancient Roman battles videos maybe you should know what decimation means?", "the historical usage of a word doesn’t necessarily dictate it’s current meaning. To decimate is most commonly understood (if we accept dictionaries as being representative) as meaning “to kill, destroy, or remove a large percentage or part of”.\n\nMore to the point, language is literally just a means of exchanging information. So long as you can understand clearly what someone means, it has been used correctly. This pointless pedantry over the “correct” usage of words seems to stem from a misunderstanding of language as something static and inflexible, rather than a fluid and constantly changing medium. The modern approach to teaching languages has resulted in a backwards system where entire generations worship dictionaries, grammar style guides, and the like as prescriptive rather than descriptive, and I honestly think it’s damaged our ability to experiment and communicate creatively in writing, and with language generally.", "Honestly what you wrote would be more applicable if the word didn't have a prefix that usually means 10 in other words but in this case might mean destroying most of something.\n\nIt's like if in the future people argued that 'quad bike' could also be used for a 3 or 5 wheeled vehicle while leaving the word unchanged, like adding the number somewhere. \n\nI mean even quad bike has quad in it to show it's a 4 wheeled offshoot of bicycle.\n\nAlso in this specific context, the youtuber's videos are about ancient battles where he runs the risk of having to talk about a unit of soldiers that gets literally decimated as a punishment.", "If you seriously think most people are going to find this in any way ambiguous, than I think you drastically overestimate the number of people who know or care about the etymology of the various latin loanwords present in the english language.\n\nWhether it makes sense in the context of the original latin understanding of the word is irrelevant. The fact is that, today, the word is used to refer to the destruction of a large portion of something. In the context of the video it’s pretty obvious that, no, the Carthaginians aren’t enacting an impromptu military tribunal and ordering one in ten of the commanders be put to the death. If the Youtuber in the video ever does have to discuss decimation as a punishment, I imagine he’ll be aware that most of his audience is unfamiliar with that use of the term, and therefore provide clarification on the difference between the past and present use of the word—most people are able to understand that the meaning of a word can change depending on context.\n\nAs for the issue of prefixes, there are plenty of words in english (and, hell, in latin itself too) that gleefully ignore the original meaning of the prefix: to take a word used above as an example, tribunal (and its ancestor, tribe) originally referred to the three social groups of the early roman era, but no one today will be confused about it not referring to one of three groups, despite the prefix.", "In 99% of possible contexts, decimate is a perfectly cromulent word, but within the context of Roman military history, I respectfully disagree on its cromulence when used like this. Diluting its very specific meaning within this context does no one any favors. There are plenty of other words for slaughter and massacre. And decimate is not some esoteric word that no one knows.\n\nHe really should do a video on its exact meaning, if he hasn't already. It's a horrific concept. Beat your friend to death, or more of you will be killed.\n\nOtherwise an excellent video, and I'll certainly be watching more from his channel. Cannae? Yes. Yes, you can.", "I disagree with your argument, but I have a grudging respect for your pun-game.", "I Cannaet imagine what it'd be like to be a Roman fighting in that battle.", "I'm more bothered by the lack of non-battle related history content.\n\nI mean, battles are fun and all, but content like this massively overemphasizes their importance. Where are all the good cultural or economic history channels at?", "Are you stalking me?", "Maybe you should know what pedantic means", "LOL, I legit stared at your reply wondering what the hell you were talking about. Oddly enough, RES says I've upvoted you five times. Maybe I am stalking you and don't even know it." ]	11	videos	Battle of Cannae
https://youtu.be/naqc3aC1xP4	/r/videos/comments/r3ilp7/the_true_nature_of_bobcats/	[ "That's amazing", "I want to observe a bobcat or a lynx in the wild", "They prefer 'Robert'.", "Thank you", "Grew up around bobcats in the wild and ever time I saw/see one I always think, \"That weird dog looks like a big cat. Wait, that's a bobcat!\" They also have a scary growl that would be more at home coming from a gator or some other monster. Still a cool kitty.", "“The premier cat of America: the Bobcat”\n\nMountain Lion “Am I a joke to you?”", "The mountain lion has been wiped out from a lot of America, but the bobcat despite being hunted still thrives throughout all of America" ]	7	videos	The true nature of bobcats
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1T3SNejG3WA&feature=share	/r/videos/comments/r3iud1/südtirol_4k_cinematic_video_dji_mini_2/	[ "Outstanding", "Bello, rilassante. Che zona è?", "Thank you", "Is near Pfunders /Vintl in South Tyrol" ]	4	videos	Südtirol 4K Cinematic Video \| DJI Mini 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mTq7BSLe74	/r/videos/comments/r3j2a3/the_story_of_teenage_dirtbag_by_wheatus/	[ "I never knew they weren't that big in the US before topping the charts internationally. Great video, thanks!", "[Here's a recent recording of it live](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvIzmTiYoPo).", "I hated that song back in the day because of how pop it was, but I never underestimated how catchy it was. I catch myself in my older age tapping my feet to it now and again. Respect to the artist for not selling out. Might have to start listening to some Wheatus.", "It definitely was big in the US", "The song is the band was not.", "I remember when this song came out. Then years later was shocked when the characters of Generation Kill busted out a rendition.\n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=xXjXmvy-c34&feature=share", "I'm an American, but in 2000/2001 I was a 23 year old idiot dicking around in Australia, working odd jobs to pay for a road trip around the country. Our piece of crap car (bought for $500) had only a radio and this song was everywhere and we loved it instantly. Lots of good memories of driving the Holden Commodore with my travel buddies, singing along (including the girl parts) and having a blast.\n\nGood times.", "They are saying it never got as big in the US as it did elsewhere. It had a peak of hitting top 3 in a lot of countries but topped out at 7 for \"alternative airplay\" (as opposed to general charts) in the US. It didn't even dominate it's category (alternative/rock) in the US much less the entire radio charts (which would include hip hop, pop, etc).", "Canadian born in 77 here…started backpacking through Australia on Feb 3, 2001…your story sounds so similar! I spent 6 months roving around in a shitbox Holden Commodore with a couple of birds from the UK and one of my best friends. One of the greatest adventures of my life and music is a way I reconnect with that time. For me it was Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day by Morcheeba, sitting in the bars in Coogee Beach. Half a lifetime ago…no idea where the time went!", "My go-to karaoke song", "One of mine as well, it always kills!", "Classic. I don't think the young guys today realise what covid has made them miss out on with regards travelling/backpacking.", "Even where it was popular in UK and Australia, I dont think any of use can name another song by the band. Maybe a classic one hit wonder, but it was great.", "Will never listen to the Iron Maiden lines of the song the same way. Damn.", "The song is iconic in American independent wrestling as the theme of \"Spyder\" Nate Webb, who would play the whole song while jamming with the crowd.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/3n7e4-vtNt8\n\nThe song is also part of a storyline with MJF in Game Changer Wrestling, who had traumatic experience involving the song, including trying to perform the song at a talent show as a kid but getting embarrassed, leading to a strong emotional hatred for the song.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/1lusHXU3WLM\n\nThis would lead to Wheatus performing the song live at Joey Janela's Lost in New York.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/b27QN79DWWg", "I had no idea about any of this.\n\nI wish I still didn't.", "They were the one hit wonder that never got to experience their hit at home. Great down to earth guys.", "Ha! That's great! The Commodore really was the go-to backpacker shitbox, wasn't it?\n\nIt's always tough to convey to my current friends what an awesome adventure and time of my life that was, but you're one of the people that totally gets it.\n\nTime does fly, but glad we both have those stories and memories. Raising a Tooheys to you!" ]	18	videos	The Story of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus
https://youtu.be/EBXAoyA-ZnE	/r/videos/comments/r3j37z/meteorite_while_crossing_the_sky_in_russia_turns/	[ "lucky catch!", "Amazing 🤙", "I saw a similar video where the guy just puts down his sun visor like it's no big deal.", "I was camping with a buddy in Colorado several years ago and we saw one of these in the middle of the night. We were both high on acid at the time and my first thought when night suddenly turned to day was \"NUCLEAR DETONATION!!!\" Then I looked up and saw the meteor fragment spearing across the sky and then exploding somewhere near the horizon. Fucking crazy.", "I know it sounds stupid, but it's fascinating to see that all this landscape still exists when it's night and to see it for a short moment. It's like it's violating our natural laws.", "That thumbnail is bullshit.", "Clickbait thumbnail", "[looks like someone lit off a komodo 3000](https://youtu.be/97WTudZ5qzA?t=128)", "It was a comedy piece. A satire on that whole Chelyabinsk meteor commotion.", "downvote for clickbait thumbnail.", "Night time is a myth perpetuated by big pharma to sell sleeping pills.", "Amazing", "I had the exact same thought when I first took super long exposures at night with my camera.\n\nLooking at the picture and seeing that everything was still the \"normal\" colors they were at daytime seemed strange to me.", "This was in Canada in 2016.", "yeah why sleep when we can drink coffee am i right sip", "Daytime is a myth perpetuated by big pharma to sell amphetamines" ]	16	videos	Meteorite while crossing the sky in Russia turns night into day.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3j3a6/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3j3a6/deleted_by_user/	[ "Somebody hit the nail on the head 🧐", "Glad to see that someone here knows there's a nail to be hammered. 🤓", "🔨", "Once I heard Fozzie Bear from the Muppets, I could never not hear Fozzie Bear", "Now that you mention it, I can't stop hearing it🤣", "This sub is for videos, not still images. Go post it in r/talking or something. Not here.", "This is a video though" ]	8	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6CQgzqYuo04&feature=share	/r/videos/comments/r3jm2z/domtoren_clock_tower_plays_the_marble_machine/	[ "She thinks it is very cool that when she plays, she plays to the entire city!", "It just doesn’t get much cool then that 🕰", "This wikipedia article on [Carillions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carillon) is very thorough! I mean, there is even a distribution chart on how many are where in the world.\n\nI set my home page to Wikipedia and it never ceases to amaze and inform me! 🤓" ]	3	videos	Domtoren Clock Tower Plays the Marble Machine Song - Carillion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPKlBRNMOo	/r/videos/comments/r3jtd5/sonny_liston_boxings_most_intimidating_and/	[ "The old boxing greats have some of the best personal stories", "This narrator voice is mesmerizing.", "I don't pay a whole lot of attention to boxing, but the video showed up in my YouTube feed, for some reason, so I watched it. They have a bunch more of these boxing mini-docs, and I'll probably check out another one or two.", "Interesting. But the whole sonny-was-a-victim-schtick is not working for me. Ooh he was such a great guy who was just forced into a life of crime boo-hoo.... Nah, drop that bullcrap sob story." ]	4	videos	Sonny Liston \| Boxing's Most Intimidating and Unwanted Champion
https://youtu.be/Cf5nMLrlgW4	/r/videos/comments/r3k340/i90_snoqualmie_pass_east_critter_crossing_in_the/	[ "Like some thing out of Twin Peaks.", "I don't know if you know but the mountains seen in 'Twin Peaks' are on the western side of the Cascades . You can travel on I-90 coming from Seattle to North Bend and see one of them, Mt. Si from the interstate. Its 26 miles (42 km) from Seattle to North Bend. The same town where much of the show was filmed at. Mt. Si has hiking trails that go to the top.", "I’ve always assumed the filming in North Bend and Salish Lodge/falls was strictly the opening credits and transition shots, everything else was done in a studio in CA.", "very cool, wish we could do this everywhere", "Very cool, I hadn't even heard of a fisher before. San Antonio built one of these at Hardberger Park, but I was very confused to see how it is mostly for human use. I guess it makes sense since it's in the middle of a city.", "...bet the brass remember snoqualmie now.", "Oh nice, I just drove under this too and from Thanksgiving!", "I listened to a talk that focused on a form of conservation that targets small areas with high biodiversity where lack of connection to larger wildlife areas would eventually cause great harm to endangered species. Its amazing how how ONE bridge can literally save species and be so much more effective, monetarily, than more \"vague\" forms of wildlife conservation.", "If I am Cougar or other type predator, I just found my new hunting ground.", "So very cool and good on WSDOT for taking conservancy seriously. The Snoqualmie Pass really is such a beautiful place. Wish I could make it out there more often from NYC. That entire video was also very well produced so congrats to whoever set that whole thing up.", "Homelessness doesn't make these bridges and corridors unneeded or unuseful. \n\nThis is the essence of a useless statement.", "can't let those wild bums cross the freeway safely", "Nope, ~~fully shot~~ at least somewhat shot in Western WA. You can still go to the Double R Diner (tho in real life it's called Twede's Cafe) [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/twedes-cafe](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/twedes-cafe)\n\n&#x200B;\n\nedit: I was wrong!", "They did it for Pluie!", "Right?! More conservation like this nationwide would be awesome. It's also just nice to see news that the world isn't ending. There are people out there working really hard to make it better and this is a great example of it.", "We may see more of these since there's some money allocated to wildlife crossing construction in the infrastructure bill that just passed in the US.", "I worked on this project! It's all such an impressive endeavor. What a great example of how infrastructure improvements can go hand in hand with conservation. Lots of jobs made from all this and a lot of improvement to the road and ecosystem.", "Not _quite_ fully, there are still quite a few shots in the original 2 seasons in California (the lakeside gazebo park, and a lot of the forest shots like the Tibetan method scene), here's a list https://la.curbed.com/maps/twin-peaks-david-lynch-la-locations", "TIL!", "Thanks for posting this. Really awesome work done here I wish would become the new normal.", "The interesting part about I-90 is that there are parks, campgrounds, trails, creeks, and a waterfall just west of the pass. Its where I-90 splits wide apart and the park and waterfall is in between the east and west bound lanes. You wouldn't know this exists because its below the interstate down in the valley.", "That would be good to see, especially as I’ve seen more roadkill around Birmingham lately. \n\nAre there any city planners or engineers or environmentalists that could answer this: Is this kind of construction as effective as we’d hope, or is it somewhat of a waste? And is there some other single good construction method/project (besides not building roads) that leaves wildlife it’s space and helps them avoid roads?", "As a Floridian, the fact that this is upvoted so much is surprising and makes me feel like people underestimate how common alligators are here. It's like upvoting a large snowfall in Canada. It's impressive, but to the natives it's just another day.", "Yeah, you gotta watch out for the alligators around snoqualmie pass. They get aggressive this time of year, 2 skiers were unfortunately taken last winter.", "Yeah I've been reading about that here and there over the years and so far they haven't been using it that way from what I've heard. \n\nThey also need to mate though, and cougars and other predators have very large habitat ranges so they have to keep moving if they want to reproduce.", "Not much evidence of this so far. I think a bit of it has to do with how sporadic the crossings are.", "Pluie's dead. She was shot by a rancher!", "It's nice to see a gov looking after the animals unlike our australian gov who is killing every thing to make a quick penny.", "You're in the wrong comment thread buddy haha", "For anyone that thinks it's a waste of money, these structures often lower car accidents/insurance claims enough that it's well worth it beyond just the conservation aspect, which means they also save human lives. I think VOX did a piece where they have a sources on that.", "I swear this was under construction since 2009. Drove by it probably 100 times since then.", "So confused...", "Theres a number of these in banff Canada and they are very successful", "yeah I'm amazed that this is the first overcrossing in washington state, as there are plenty of them north of the border.", "apparently they are REALLY aggressive when cornered. like a cold weather honey badger", "This method is very successful. \n\nA better method is building an elevated road (Hawaii H-3) because there’s less disturbance (once completed) but it’s a lot more expensive to construct.", "North America is so beautiful. As an European that don't get to visit the national parks very often, I often think it is your greatest asset (with a bit of healthy envy :)) and it warms the heart to see you preserve it. Well done WSDot and friends!", "You'd think, but research has shown that predators haven't really been using them this way. Coyotes and other mesopredators include them in their hunting range, but that's more of a side effect of the structures being in their territory. I actually was planning to do this exact topic as my thesis on these I90 bridges but it's been done to death on other structures around North America", "Tell that to the Florida panther.", "Very interesting. Thanks for sharing.", "Seen these in Europe but we definitely need more of them in Canada as well.", "Just not sure I'm understanding the video or like, why is this one crossing highlighted?", "those are some amazing people.", "What does it read like to you?" ]	43	videos	I-90 Snoqualmie Pass East: Critter Crossing in the Cascades
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3kjcd/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3kjcd/deleted_by_user/	[ "This is the second time I’ve seen this. Still made it all the way through the Bee Gees, John Smith, and Dirty Anklez. All the way to bad greedy little Timmy before remembering it was a joke", "It took me till mambo#4 lol", "Dirty Anklez FTW" ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3ksl1/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3ksl1/deleted_by_user/	[ "Let it be forever removed from the internet", "Post Modernism folks. What did it do for Art? \n\nIt helped us realize what art actually has beauty, power and talent. Thanks post modernists for helping us to see what actually matters in life.", "Aaaaaa-eeee-eeee-ayeyayayayayayayayayaya….", "This is sarcasm, right? RIGHT?", "Let us not forget when this insanity first began. Note poor Chuck Berry's eyes https://youtu.be/ZbGuxGGOIV0?t=115", "I am saying post modernism is awful. \n\nBy its awfulness, like what we see here. \n\n\nWe can point at it and say its bad. And go back to admiring Cathedrals or Chopins or Monets as art that has worth, is beatiful and purposeful.", "Imagine that she's singing to a penis. Can't unsee.", "All subjective and socially constructed", "No. This is objectively bad art.", "Good and bad is subjective, it's not something you find in nature.", "This isnt in nature." ]	11	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/U27NHGJeyWY	/r/videos/comments/r3l0fi/got_tired_of_10_minute_game_reviews_that_spend/	[ "Nice videos of your channel", "reviews for milenials", "Exactly. Trust me, im passionate about gaming, and I would LOVE to just go to town on reviewing a game in full...but lets face it...aint nobody gonna watch that crap unless you are established.", "i said because milenials tend to have time focusing too long on a video, good format", "I feel like the webcam adds nothing. Removing it would also allow you to do audio retakes rather than trying to record the whole thing in one take.", "It doesn't really take anything away from the review either tho", "I appreciate what you're doing, but I felt like there was a lot more to say about the game.", "Everyone feels like you until they get a sponsorship deal...", "There is no time to sponsor this! Ill open the video and just scream \"RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!\" \n\nThen start the review.", "Agreed, but I think that's kind of the point. This provides only a quick overview and gameplay footage, which is just enough information to know whether or not you're interested. If you are, you can watch a full review. Really helpful when you're looking for a new game and there's a million options out there.", "Oh there is! So here is the plan, get my bearings about me...figure out how the hell to edit stuff...then release two videos! One that is full length for those who care, and then the 90 second video for those with the attention span of a Nat!", "Sometimes I think seeing my enthusiasm for the games adds to my points...but you are probably right. I just dont wanna be another voice in a sea of reviews!", "Soo tired of the bloat. Easy sub! Can't wait for more content!", "Love the idea, and enjoyed that review", "Anything longer than 90 seconds would require an 8 minute sponsor ad and a 30 sec like and subscribe message.", "I dig this review style! Nice work!", "Appreciate that! I dont wanna waste anyones time. Here is this game...It was okay...SEE YA! lol", "Thanks! It was a fairly difficult game, but reminded me of Blade Runner with the aesthetic of everything.", "Thanks for the positive vibes! Its kinda fun learning how to put videos together. So much respect for people who can make some of these videos out there on Youtube. Its crazy.", "I like how you say there’s not enough time for an advert and then immediately showcase how you’d put one in.", "Clearly joking. If i ever have an ad in my videos, I give you permission to open palm slap me across the face. Save this comment and hold me accountable!", "Ok Boomer.", "I miss ProJareds 1 minute reviews.", "To each their own, I liked the webcam.", ":)\n\nThankyou, its goofy but I enjoy video's sometimes where I can see the peoples reactions to what they say. I dunno", "Oof ya, now its 35 min videos. But alas...hes got something to say!", "I came up with a concept years ago that I'd play the first 30 minutes of a game, cut the gameplay down to 60 seconds, and give it a simple \"yes\" or \"no\" based on if I'd want to keep playing or not (Called 30 Minutes in 60 Seconds, or 30m60s). Never took off, never knew how to properly share it with people. I think the youtube algorithm really doesn't like short videos.", "Was an absolute buggy mess on xbox, which is a real shame because I could see the fun just out of reach.", "With the multitude of indie games out there this can strain out the dust. Then you can go watch an over-90-second video about something that piques your interest.", "Bro, thank you! I've been avoiding long winded videos without really taking the time to figure out why. Watching this, it clicked. Subbed.", "It makes you more personable and works as a kind of branding, people remember faces better than voices. Great video", "instant subscription just for title", "great concept until:\n\nTHIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY SKILLSHARE\n\ne: subbing till this happens", "If you want some crappy Indy games to review feel free to reach out ;)", "I second this... It just kinda looks like you're glancing over at a script and is getting my attention away from the gameplay. Get rid of the camera and do quicker cuts that synch with your bullet points you're reading out. You could have something really cool on your hands. If you get big enough you'll have plenty of opportunity to talk to the audience with a webcam.\n\nEdit: I just want to emphasise this has nothing to do with your looks, just imo would fit these videos better. You're a handsome person!", "Personally I thought the webcam significantly improves the review, makes it so much more personal to me. It's unusual, I'm a fan!!", "I also enjoyed the webcam. It's just easier to relate to a face. Instant subscribe.", "And not a single \"REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE\" to be seen. Subscribed!", "brought to you by roman swipes because this is so good you want it to last longer!", "I really liked it, excited to see more. It was a legitimately thorough review and touched on the points that dictate whether I’d play the game or not. Great job!", "Lol I appreciate what you're doing, but can we make it maybe 2 x 90 seconds? 180 seconds, if you will. I liked how direct you were, but I need more info!", "It's the classic \"I won't be like those other Youtubers... I care about my audience's time so I will only give them exactly what they want\"\n\nand that's great if you are just doing videos for a hobby but once you want to put more time into them but want to be paid for that time things will change", "I think, you like to get slapped AND paid.", "I know what you mean, but then, there are places to go to hear more about the game. I think if you if you want more, then go somewhere else.\n\nMaybe what you're saying is that while 8 minutes is too long, 90 seconds too short? Maybe he should consider the format a bit more before he goes big? Like maybe 120 seconds? or 3 minute reviews? I could get behind that as well.", "I think the shouting the ad thing is fine. Why should you not be allowed to make money from work that you do. Also if you use flash cards and memorise your script, rather than reading lines, it will flow a lot more naturally", "The game looked so good, I didn't even see you...", "Well done man, subscribed.", "I'm honestly not sure how I feel about the webcam but I do think that making it smaller (and making the gameplay take up the entire screen) is a big step in the right direction, at the very least.\n\nThat said, add me to the list of new subscribers. Hope to see you cover more games similar to Ascent, Black Mesa, etc. Good choices there. Are you planning on doing one for Halo Infinite (either campaign, multiplayer, or both)?", "I liked it", "I think webecams are mostly good, but could be even better with a green screen so you could blend with the background of the game, rather than the square of living room in gameplay.", "Because the only companies paying for adds on things like this are trashy and invasive?", "I think one major thing you forgot to mention was the insane amount of bugs this game has. Ruined the experience for me unfortunately.", "Gotta agree here. Great idea and good execution on the videos, but save the cam for Onlymans or livestreaming.", "I think the cam detracts from it and makes it feel like a mainstream review or a reaction video on Facebook. You have a good speaking voice, trust it! Voice actors, sports announcers, and managers at Walmart over the PA all do great jobs at conveying emotion and hype without ever being seen. \n\nPersonal opinion, if you do continue to use the cam, make it more immersive. Green screen setups can be cheap (it doesn't have to be green!) And OBS is free and doesn't have to be used for streaming. And even/broad lighting make all the difference. Even a cheap light ring will do the trick.\n\nIt's a game review video. Ideally people are staring at gameplay and trying to associate what your saying to what's on screen; especially since it's fast paced (being only 90sec). I know some people hate the overlay on reviews because they're trying to check out the HUD or what button pressed (if shown) do what.\n\nI used to stream a few years back, and i tried the whole face cam, then room cam, then eventually stopped camming altogether. If I want to share the experience of a game with people, I wanted them to see all the same things I was seeing, and not block anything. You can get away with bigger letterboxing and put yourself to the side. It gives room for graphics, captions, live references, links, etc.\n\nJust throwing some ideas your way. I really like what you're doing and look forward to seeing more reviews!", "I guess it depends on how it took him to create this 90 second video. He might have saved these clips while playing the game for himself so that doesn't add to the time. Then he clips them all together to meet a 90 second video and does a voice over. Could be done in an hour.", "No the webcam is stupid", "I get a more pays to BE slapped vibe from this guy.", "Stick to your guns. Become a legend like The Lockpicking Lawyer", "A similar concept: [60 Minutes in 60 Seconds](https://www.youtube.com/c/60in60). Dude plays the first hour of a game, and reviews it in 60 seconds. Obviously not the best way to review something, but some interesting answers to the question \"is this game immediately entertaining?\"", "Very nice concept, I like it! What types of games do you prefer? How do you choose?\n\nEdit: That was meant to be its own question, but anyway…", "Smort!", "Can you super impose the score over the screen at the end? You clip out so quick that is hard to understand you.", "Well, you just got another subscriber just based on principle.", "Yeah sponsorships are worth an astronomical more amount of money per 1,000 views than just the basic Adsense revenue. The reality is that those sponsorships are simply necessary for many CC’s to make content full time. \n\nIMO, the important thing is to not promote products you don’t actually approve of yourself. Like I’d never play Raid Shadow Legends, so im not about to accept a sponsorship from them", "Idk, Jomboy does it right and he’s got tons of sponsors.", "Feels like there’s something between 10 minutes and 90 seconds. This felt rushed, with high words per minute, no breaks or pauses and little time for reflection or emphasis. Negative space is important in art and entertainment. I’d worry less about the specific time and more about a top level review. What did video buy us in this review? You mentioned that the visuals were a top draw for the game, but didn’t really find a way to show case it in this visual medium, you told us about it, didn’t show us.", "I love this game. I’m jaded and have a cold heart but this was special", "Well it's his call who he wants to accept sponsorship from because it's his youtube channel. And it's your call what videos you want to watch on YouTube because that's your YouTube, its not like anything is being forced on anyone here. What I'm saying is, if his channel got some traction he has every right to monetize it, otherwise how would he keep doing it. Any youtuber worth their salt puts chapter markers in around the sponsorship spot anyway so you can literally one click skip it instantly", "Cool, great to see more content in this space. I wish you the best of luck!\n\nHave been a fan of the [3 Minute Review series from The Escapist](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAbMhAYRuCUiGHgCYOMTKht4RbFQOtVjP) for a good while.", "Exactly my thoughts. I don't need to see 10 minutes of footage and hear about the entire plot to see whether I want to buy a game or not", "It’s a joke..", "How would he know he only played it for 90 seconds", "Assuming your content is good enough, you just need 1000 dedicated people to give you $5 a month a la Patreon or whatever and you’re pretty much set to continue doing what you want and not starve. You may not be living large, but you’ll live. Plenty of content creators take no sponsorship money because of this model.", "No mention of couch multi-player", "Keep it up I see this going far", "How am I supposed to know what to expect if you don't talk about what you're going to talk about for the first two minutes of the video?", "Man if you ever do well enough to get ad money, take it and run. No one cares about ads on YouTube anymore, the drawn out videos to hit 10 minutes are what’s annoying", "I agreed with first guy but now that you explain your reasoning I agree with you. You're pushing tons of data in 90 seconds, and being able to see your expression when you give your review will crunch in a little extra info. \n\nA few unrequested pointers if you keep the webcam; get your camera closer to your script, otherwise it will be very obvious when you're reading off the script and might detach the user. Memorize your key points if you can and blast more energy down the barrel of the lens, doing multiple cuts (since it's only 90 seconds) then picking the best one from 4 or 5. Also light yourself a little more aggressively and you'll pop more on screen. \n\nThis is a killer format. Adam Ragusea exists on youtube now because he had an innovative no-nonsense idea like this one. If you keep it up you will be successful.", "I like it. Will check out The Ascent since it is on GamePass.\n\nI would love there to be a collection of channels like this called \"No Bullshit\", just any and all raw reviews without rambling, joking around, or extra crap. This goes for electronics, games, movies and tv, sports, educational, etc.", "You should record that, put it on YouTube, monetize it, and split the revenues threeways: you, the slapper, and me.", "Isn't self advertising banned on here? Can I start posting my online stuff here, and when it doesn't get enough upvotes can I delete it and do it six more times without repercussion like op?\n\nSeriously just ban this guy's YouTube account from r/videos.", "Project Farm would like a word with you.", "I wonder if editing your face in for a few seconds here and there would be better? When you really want to emphasize a point or something?", "I mean honestly Zero Punctuation also does the same thing, albeit in a vastly more cynical and sarcastic way. \n\n\nBut when Yahtzee likes a game, I basically go out and buy it on the spot", "We need longer more in depth reviews. 30-50 min like Totalbiscuit. Most reviewers dont seem to have a clue about whats important. Options menu? whats that? settings? huh? fov slider? wtf? raw mouse input ????? etc etc etc \n\nLike how PCgamer just gave Battlefield 2042 8/10. Total trash and completely clueless bribery.", "Bravo. Great job. Will totally watch more of these, and I’d be happy enough with 120 or 180 versions. 90 is perhaps too tight.", "unless your a certain Soviet womble who hates sponsors and consistent with his views he just want to put out good content nothing else", "I just read the reviews.", "If I can give some constructive criticism, I think 90 seconds is actually too short. I know the point is to make the reviews quick and digestible, but the reviews are so short that I don't necessarily feel I've gotten the full picture on the game by the time it's over. I feel like you could extend it to at least 2 minutes while maintaining the 'short review' appeal.\n\nFor instance, I'm not sure if it just never came up for you but there are lots of steam reviews for this game lamenting game-crashing bugs and losing save data. I feel like that's something that would be worth mentioning in this review if you had the time, but you really don't.", "With how bad they’re pushing YouTube Shorts to compete with Tiktok, it’s slowly changing.", "I feel like this is convergent evolution coming up with Zero Punctuation, just a much less jaded and cynical version", "If you keep the webcam, get some type of setup where it's not so obvious you're reading off a script. It's not so bad in this one, but just watched your earlier vids, and it def distracted a lil.", "Did you forget what OPs title was?\n\n\"its not like anything is being forced on anyone here\"\n\nDude you are missing the point and arguing in defense of the shady things were talking about. \n\nI dont know why people think objective critical thinking just means being argumentative because \"no ones forcing you to watch it\"\n\n\"Its not hurting anyone\"\n\n\"You have to make money somehow\"\n\n\"its his channel he can do with it what he wants\"\n\n\"he has every right to monetize it\"\n\n\"If you dont like it you can leave!\"\n\nIve seen these things repeated ad nauseum. Quit normalizing greed just so you pat yourself on the back for being \"fair\".", "I mean that's great if you don't think of the playtime as extra but does that mean he's only going to be reviewing good games that he actually wants to play because that's really not going to help much.", "I can see both points. Maybe you could use a green screen to cut out more of the background \"distraction\" while keeping your face for reactions.", "Review gets a 10/10. Will subscribe.", "He's so dedicated and has displayed such integrity that he'll have my money each month for as long as he'll take it.", "Some rely on patreon, tho you need to build a really nice comunity to support you trought that.", "YOU WERE SO ON POINT. You didnt fill it up with nonsense. No constant \"uhhhh, umm, likee.\" If you had another point to make you waited until you finished with your first. I'm 100% positive you wrote this before hand and that makes you above most youtubers. Even if you didnt write it out that was simply - well simple! It was so on point that by the time it ended I kinda wished you kept on going for at least 2 more minutes. I subbed- you are now one of my five. lol", "Try my MERCH ! 50 % off to my faithful Patreons ! 😆", "i remember jacksfilms made an entire video making fun of youtubers with long outros, now the latter half of his yiay videos is basically all sponsorship shilling lmao", "I enjoyed this. I only recently started watching the YouTube channel Fireship which does 200 second videos on programming languages.\n\nI find hearing a lot of succinct points in a short video helps keep me more interested\n\nAlso like another commenter pointed out, I’d say to remove the Picture in Picture webcam so the viewer is focused on the gameplay of what’s being reviewed", "I swear there are now a shit load of channels who say the same exact thing.\n\nIt's like the \"7 minute abs\" bit from Something About Mary. Everyone has got bored of 10 minute reviews, and so now there are hundreds of [60](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=60+second+game+review)-[120](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=2+minute+video+game+review) second review channels.\n\nIt's boring and unoriginal.", "OP has been mass spamming his 90 Second Review YouTube channel all over reddit for months. He just deletes his submission history to circumvent the self promotion limit: \n\n* https://old.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/od9xq8/i_got_tired_of_watching_2030_minute_game_reviews/\n* Imgur mirror: https://i.imgur.com/l2b6nko.png", "Don't forget to smash that like button, leave a comment, and visit the merch store", "getting a thousand people to give you $5 a month is super hard so unless he's doing a couple of these short videos a week I don't see that happening.", "Nice job!", "We get it you're handsome, but still no reason for a picture in picture.\n\nAlso, the isometric perspective for the game is awful. Like 90% of gameplay is enemies shooting at you off screen.", "This is my kink too.", "That's why I enjoy guys like Skill Up (mentions the sponsor's name in 10 seconds at the front and doesn't actually mention them again until the very end of the 20-30 minute review, nothing in the middle) and ACG.", "There are a ton of you tubers that do that, Luke Stephens, Joseph Anderson, Angry Joe, Skill Up, WhiteLight etc\n\nAll of them put out 20+min reviews going in depth, not many on the other side of the spectrum", "I like ACG due to how thorough he is", "There's a similar project to this called 60 Second Review, where the reviewer only plays an hour and sees if he wants to play the game for any longer. Some games get longer videos where he asks if the first hour made him biased and if he should've given a game a second chance.", "That's my thing. I like long reviews, ones that don't spend half the video bullshitting.\n\nImo ACG is the GOAT. I very rarely get to the end of one of his reviews with unanswered questions about a game. As much as I am behind the idea of \"fuck ads\", there's no way I don't have questions about the game after 90 seconds. And if, after watching your review, I have to go find others to fill in blanks, it's just not gonna cut it.\n\nBut I know a lot of people are cool with this kind of thing as well, so if it works for OP, I'm glad they found their niche", "Like I said, assuming your content is good enough. People like James Stephanie Sterling, and Contrapoints don’t ever take sponsorships and they rake in literal tens of thousands in a month.", "Then why don’t you marry it.", "Subbed and turned on notifications. Don't fail us", "I’ve heard the other side of the integrity argument too that I’m fine with. Goes like: “If you get someone like Raid:SL as a sponsor, go for it because if they’re paying you well enough to keep your content going then I totally get it.”", "Tim Rogers at Action Button calls you.", "Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend has a really cool outlook on it too. He'll take sponsors but only if they let him pick the content and don't try to force him to read a script. He also puts any sponsorship content at the end of the video, and it's more him talking about random things that he finds cool about it than it is an ad. He also purportedly gives all the revenue from sponsorships to his staff as a bonus, and only draws a wage from the channel for himself.", "What? You mean the next big game that everyone is playing is actually good?", "I like no bs content like N00bifier is doing for the star citizen communit for example, so I'll definitely be along for the ride here! Good stuff, glad I checked reddit today haha", "Did they ever fix this game? In my experience playing multiplayer with friends we ran into annoying progress stopping bugs so many times we eventually quit.", "I say ignore reviews all together. They can spoil a game you might have liked, but the thought of it was soured by a bad or middling review.", "Oh, so now I have to make patreon content too? Fuck this is a lot of work... I think I'll just read the stupid lines and add 10 minutes to my work time and an extra 1 minute to my videos.", ">You claimed that OP is spamming, but linked to a post removed for having a too long or too sensational title as proof.\n\nDid you ignore the part where I mention he regularly deletes his history to circumvent the self promotion limit? I wouldn't have known about the guy if it weren't an issue.\n\n[Most moderated subreddits on reddit have a 10% self promotion limit for a reason.](https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/wiki/rules#wiki_rule_9_-_self-promotion)", "Instant sub. Hopefully you keep it this way. Money is a strong force of persuasion.", "this is different and i like it. i would also not mind 3 minute long reviews, they would fit great on tiktok. maybe consider making one.", "I've had him tagged with RES as \"Self promo spam\" for a couple months as well, /u/foamed isn't just out to get OP as a personal vendetta. This type of self promo spam is starting to be pretty common and there's always someone in comments who says, \"So what? I've never seen it/them\" etc. But slowly this place is turning into FB Marketplace & etsy with the amount of people posting cross-stitches, silly drawings of characters or scenes (and of course posting their store link in comments) -- see the Simpsons sub. Or people ONLY sharing their own content like blogspam, YT channel, or podcasts to technically relevant subs -- some of them have multiple sockpuppet accounts or bots posting for them. \n\nNow, you could argue that we should just block and move on. And that works for individual accounts doing it. And if you like the content, you might think that it's doing no harm. But the end result is that the signal:noise ratio of people posting cool content or people just selling fan-art or a YT channel ends up being the norm.\n\nI'm not saying you're wrong, but foamed is correct that this person has been spamming links to their stuff exclusively, multiple subs and times per day. And he has been cleaning up post history to hide that fact.", "I highly recommend you look into Noah Caldwell-Gervais. He does incredibly deep dives on the narratives in games in long-form. This, uh, amounts to multi-hour experiences though, so it works well as a podcast.", "That's the way to do it. On Dota tutorials, one YouTube channel used to have a short version and a long version of them. 2 minutes Vs 6 minutes. \n\nObviously link to the in depth vid at the end of the short vid.", "Gonna through my opinion in the mix. I’m in the no-webcam camp. As far as a review video goes I think the gameplay should be the main focus. If you plan on limiting yourself to 90 seconds I think having condensed and to-the-point narration will be the key to your success and I don’t know if a webcam will help with that. \n\nOne content creator that comes to mind that makes ultra short but condensed informational videos is NurseVO. Her videos are 15-40 seconds long but they feel very well thought out and to the point. Here’s an example from he catalog: https://youtu.be/SZa-X1H9e0g\n\nSubscribed, looking forward to how your channel grows!", "I see you did a movie review too, are you going to do any more movie reviews? Would be nice to see a bit of both! Either way, I've subbed!\n\n&#x200B;\n\nEdit: Dang I guess people don't like movies here!", "https://camas.github.io/reddit-search/#{\"author\":\"jamesrocksall8000\",\"searchFor\":1,\"resultSize\":100}", "This! Even the 10-hour review of Cyberpunk felt too short cause it was so much fun!", ">and that's great if you are just doing videos for a hobby but once you want to put more time into them but want to be paid for that time things will change\n\nWhen the hobby becomes a full-time job. Someone has to pay the bills and that always means taking sponsorship deals and paid ad deals. Always.", "ACG might be up your alley.", "Why is it greedy if someone wants to make money from something they put a fuck load of time and effort into?\n\nIs it not greedy to expect content creators to cater to everyone’s whims without getting any return for doing so?\n\nIt’s not like sponsorships are unskipable ads, and most of them are pretty clearly marked and defined so one can skip past them if they want.\n\nPlus, most sponsors I’ve seen on nerd adjacent content are just things like web creation tools, or VPN services, etc not exactly sponsored by umbrella corp", "Sponsor Block is your friend. Such a good extension.", "Ahh yes the age of inattention is upon us folks, sure ads are shit but youtubers want to get paid.", "I like it.\n\nBut there is a lot of competition, so here's my nitpicky feedback:\n\n* look at the camera when you speak.\n* 30FPS gameplay footage just looks odd. Upload in 60FPS.\n* even if you have a really short review still try to segment it. Add headline overlays like \"gameplay\", \"sound design\", \"summary\", etc. so as I viewer I know what I can expect and have some mental structure.\n\nPS: I highly recommend the \"SponsorBlock for YouTube\" browser extension that automatically skips all sponsorship messages in videos. Kinda sad that you need to have 4-5 extensions to make YouTube useable, but it works well.", "Yea i agree with removing the webcam. You can always put a freeze frame shot so everyone can still see that lovely face bro", "I just want to hijack by saying: I’ve played every major release this last year so far and The Ascent is a million times GOTY for me. Easily now one of my favorite games of all time. I’m beyond thrilled that the devs listened to fans begging for more and they’re already hard at work on new content. It’s also a tragedy it’s not on more platforms.\n\nCool review 👍", "I see people bitch about videos like these but I just don't think they exist unless you're looking outside of \"established\" channels. If you are, then you're looking at videos made by people who a) require sponsorships to put food on the table, and b) are still finding out how to structure their content, by making it and putting it out there and getting feedback on it. Content production is an iterative process. \n\nWhen you complain about all this wasted time, keep in mind all this shit is fuckin free, and you can skip around the video whenever you want. Or just Google some text review and skip to the end. Or look up one of the million other review series that do exactly what this does.\n\nSomeone please link me one of these offensive time wasters so I can figure out what problem this series is supposed to fix.", "Basically this on a smaller scale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs", "About how I felt about Deathloop. 9/10’s & 10/10’s was the most bullshit thing I’ve ever witnessed. That game is a fucking scam.", "Get sponsor block and it'll just auto skip sponsors, intros, outros, patreon shoutout etc. Depending if someone has updated the database for that video which for most popular video gets updated in a few min. If not you can add to the database yourself.", "Considering it was a really small indie Dev team it wasn't nearly as bad as a few AAA titles I've seen recently. It got a lot better quickly although still doesn't have an especially compelling endgame. I enjoyed the hell out of it.", "I love the idea, but if you get popular enough to get a sponsor, I'm sure this will change. Even so, I'm sure you'll do your best to make it as brief as possible.", "Man I miss TB. Hope his wife’s doing well", "Subscribed", "Joseph Anderson is not a reviewer, he puts out 1-3 hour critical essays.\n\nIMO if you only have 90 seconds to figure out if you want a game, just Google it and read the end of a text review. Or look it up on tiktok.", "They buy whatever they see on TV and want to project their utter lack of impulse control onto all of us", "Or until they try these great vitamins in a cast iron pizza...", "0/10, no ultrawide support. HOW THE FUCK can you release a game in this state!", "Keep the webcam.", "I can't stress enough that a friend and I tried earnestly to play this game for two days over the course of 8-10 hours, and eventually gave up due to regularly occurring game-breaking bugs.", "Yup, it feels informal and light, but it especially works because you still deliver critiques; so it is genuine.", "The OST is straight out of 1999 Ghost In The Shell.", "to piggyback off of this. Maybe you could record yourself playing the game, and use that as a B roll, that way the enthusiasm relates more authentically.", "That’s right. That’s — that’s good. That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 60-second reviews. Then you’re in trouble, huh?", "Ah, I love seeing that phrase used correctly in the wild.", "Yep, he posted his last video to r/videos seven times:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyb2rg/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qycilw/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qye05j/if_you_are_a_gamer_and_audiophile_please_do/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyg41z/i_wanted_to_do_quick_game_reviewsrants_for_every/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyhs4a/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyjpln/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qylt4h/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/", "Joe Rogan used to shit on all of his buddies for pushing their commercials in the middle of their podcasts, but since he got the Spotify deal his show is literally unlistenable because of 5 minute commercial spots sprinkled in the conversations.", "Wow. \nThat is an embarrassing amount of self-promotion. I get that starting a new channel is hard to get off the ground, but come on.", "Angry Joe just does videos about movies and TV shows now. He barely ever does the big video game review videos anymore.", "Nice format!\n\nEven though I disagree with the review and especially score, given how boring the main game loop is, how much backtracking there is built in (you can _feel_ this game wasting your time), how poor the balance is and, last but the worst, how horrendously bad writing is. \n\nHalf of the mechanics they have are there just to derail you and waste time too, they seem to be added “because we must” and conceal core mechanics triviality. \n\nThe looks are questionable, since they straight up reuse the same assets over and over and over again, trying to hide it behind the visual clutter of crap everywhere. \n\n4/10, one point for it being a free XBox-pass game.", "Yeah, that's because making a 10 minute video with a little more than just gameplay takes work. You need to feed yourself to keep doing it.\n\nWhy do people keep expecting free quality content without paying for it in SOME way?", "I've been doing reviews for popular media in a friend discord lately. Basically the opposite of this channel.\n\n\"YO WHATS UP GUYS ITS YO BOI RAZVEE I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE NEW ARCANE EPISODES. BUT FIRST MAKE SURE YOU LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE!!\n\nThey're pretty good\n\nALRIGHT NOW THAT'S ABOUT ALL I GOT FOR YOU TODAY SO AGAIN SmAAaaAAASH THOSE SOCIALS AND SEE YOU NEXT TIME\"\n\nI've really been debating if I should actually do it because I love the concept of repeating the same joke over and over, but know I would get bored with it after a month or two.", "You’re right, he’s definitely changes his priorities, for example a game like Guardians of the Galaxy would’ve got a full fledged review now get a rapid fire. When he DOES make a video it’s usually quality", "You say that, but when they offer you $8000 for a 90 second ad that changes quickly. There’s no shame in making money doing ads so long as you aren’t scamming people or blatantly lying. To each their own though.\n\n\nEdit because I’m tired of responding to people saying the same shit in every reply: I promise you guys when it’s all said and done nobody gives a damn what you think about them doing a mobile game sponsorship when they get to pay for their moms house or buy their sister a new car with that money. Real life tangible money that can actually make a difference in your life and the lives around you is so much more important and valuable than the opinion of a faceless stranger on the internet. If you are ever approached with an offer for thousands of dollars for an ad for a mobile game you don’t play and you turn it down, nobody’s thinking “damn he has good values he stands up for what he believes in”. They’re thinking “damn bro just fumbled the bag”. I’m not here to debate the morals of promoting products you don’t use on the internet lmao take that somewhere else", "Ahh fair point. Apparently the multi was an absolute trash fire. I never tried it so I can't comment.", "The amount of time you spend watching reviews you could’ve beat the darn game by now", "With 60 seconds of sponsors right??", "As a person who beat this game 100%, I wholeheartedly agree with this review.", "You could also link to a blog for a more in depth review and rating. Anyway I subbed.", "I'm sure making assloads of money off Twitch helps.\n\nI love his content, but he uploads like twice a year at this point", "Reminds me a lot of Mr. Fruit! A former Destiny YouTuber, he used to do 60 second gun reviews. He’s still making killer videos.", "If you’re attractive and want to be successful, you’d be stupid not to exploit that. It’s too much of an advantage not to\n\nDon’t hate the player hate the game kinda situation", "buen juego", "Unless you have already made it in life, leave the door open.", "Honestly, these are great for me because I work and don’t have time to sink into decision making or watching 10 minute long reviews on each game I might enjoy. What this guy captured is the old game pros and game review shows of my youth. They’d have 90 seconds to pump out a game review and move into another one in their time allotment. \n\nI simply can’t give this the time I had in my high school years and most of us aren’t going to be so insanely critical of video games. It’s just nice to have something fast that I can make snap judgements about reading more of it before I probably by a game that would last me months of playing.", "doesn't affect me much. there is plenty of other YT videos or other things I can watch in the mean time.", "Worth A Buy. Watch it", "Normally I pay to get slapped... this sounds way better...", "So, your solution to reviews padded with sponsors/rambling is to put out shorter and even less in depth reviews? Uhh, good luck with that.", "I'd appreciate that. Sometimes I just need to see something quick to make sure I'm not making an obvious mistake. Then, if it hooks me, I'll be looking for the long review. Good plan.", "The Escapist has a series of 3-5 minute reviews which I think is probably the perfect length for this sort of thing", ">do quicker cuts\n\nI extremely dislike this. To each his own, but I absolutely hate that every medium is flooded with quick cuts. I prefer seeing a human face say human things over the edited alternative.", "You got yourself a new sub. Great content.", "you're also a really good looking guy which of course helps any social media", "The clicking sound was bugging me, I think it's your mouse clacking as your scrolled through your script. I like short reviews, but I'd utilize some text like showing its metacritic score at the top left. Also, since you're just reading your face isnt necessary. Or maybe pan to your face for personal quips but not for the factual parts. Getindiegaming is my go-to for my short reviews, he compiles them into 15 min videos but each game is just a few minutes. No face required or clacking mouses.", "And he should've done another take. Stumbled over his words like 3 times there.", "I would try 2 cameras. That way you can cut back and forth as needed to allow for edits while punctuating changes in topic.", "Replying not to disagree, just to give an alternative viewpoint.\n\nI absolutely abhor ads in YouTube videos. They're getting incredibly over the top these days. I type this while watching a 30 minute video, and the one before that was an hour. 10 minute videos are just fine.", "I disagree. Honestly, I wouldn't mind if it was shorter like 60 seconds. There were several pauses and he could speak a little faster.\n\nHe could be more terse as well, there was some phrasing that felt like it was entirely for emphasis and not necessity. Like he said \"the gunplay is visceral but gets fairly difficult if you don't utilize the cover system and various weapon types.\" he says u-ti-lize here instead of use which is much faster to say and has the same meaning.\n\nOver the course of the entire review you could easily shave off 10-15 seconds just using shorter words. \n\n\nI'd look at lockpickinglawyer's videos for example. It's literally just the bare bones shortest video possible.", "Gnat.", "Such an amazing idea!", "Yeah this was like 4 years ago?", "The only Raid: SL ad I’m going to watch is the one from Internet Historian.", "This is basically off topic, but my father in law watches this YouTube garbage where they drag out a 1 minute story to like 20 minutes. It’s almost like AI is reading it, it repeats the same words SO many times.", "Copy/pasting this to show op’s shameless self advertisement on reddit (taken from another comment).\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyb2rg/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qycilw/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qye05j/if_you_are_a_gamer_and_audiophile_please_do/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyg41z/i_wanted_to_do_quick_game_reviewsrants_for_every/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyhs4a/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyjpln/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qylt4h/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/", "Very nice, but it seems like you are rushing it to be under 1 minute thirty, take a lil more time with it and go for 2 mins so it doesnt sound like a rap battle.", "Thank you.", "DAMN that was good Chief, thank you", "As long as ACG exists, your statement is a bit insulting tbh.", "I enjoyed this, I think you should push the 90s aspect to add some urgency to the review for fun. So like “Hi I’m (you) and this is a 90 second review of (game)” HUGE DEEP BREATH and — really rip through the review fast like you’re trying to pack as much into the 90 seconds as possible.", "I miss when it was at the beginning, just mash skip for 5 minutes after the \"JOE ROGAN BY NIGHT, ALL DAY!\"", "I hate YouTube ads but taking that out on the creator is misplaced unless they intentionally use manipulative advertisement tactics. \n\nGenerally, ads just add to my festering hatred towards the advertiser and Google as companies, so at the very least joke's on them for paying to advertise to me. But there's a ton of less cynical people than I which are the actual targets.", "To any one who watches, or read Video Game Reviews, Do you care about the Review Score?(example 7/10). \n\nEdit: Thank You for answering.", "Ugh how dare they make money for their hard work. Bet good money this guy also doesn't have a single patreon subscription.", "The problem with ACG is most of the game's he reviews aren't indies. Seeing his channel just makes me reflect on Totalbiscuit's passing.", "I appreciate you. That's all.", "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qtaxv9/i_love_to_review_video_games_but_also_dont_want/hkj7u0s comment saying the same thing from a week ago when OP made a similar post", "I never understood the whole intro of \"please like my video if you like this and don't forget to subscribe\"\n\n\nBro I'm going to naturally like your video if I like it and I'd consider subscribing if you didn't say that shit at the beginning of every video. But now you're getting a downvote for all of that. IDC.", "Do you!", "What are the other extensions?", "“I’m not like other YouTubers I spam /r/videos!!!!”", "My fav youtuber has been sponsored a few times by Raid, he blows through what he has to say about it pretty fast and then plays a completely different game. I love that he gets those sponsorships allowing him to full time create(he releases a new video every day... and tbh I watch most of them). It's also pretty obvious when he's just paid for the sponsorship or actually played and enjoyed the game but either way it's quick and painless and he gets paid good for it(which makes up for the vids he releases that even he knows are gonna get demonitized but are funny). \n\n\nI still remember when youtube slashed what they pay content creators and made everything so ridiculous and hard for them, which just continuously gets worse, so while I'll use an ad blocker to watch the vids(I'm not a saint) I'll also never be bugged by the quick sponsors that may or may not have their approval. IDGAF GET THAT MONEY AND LEAVE ME ENTERTAINED.", "Equally unhelpful.", "I'm fine with ads as long as the content creator isn't blatantly lying, or promoting gambling to a non-18+ audience.", "This comment brought to you by nord vpn.", "Love it. Quick and dirty.\n\nQuestion, what's the best little known game you've played in the past 6 months?", "Angryjoe. His reviews are in depth and he's also funny.", "Joseph Anderson and Noah Caldwell are my favorites. Noah just did a 7 hour video reviewing every part of the Resident evil series. I enjoyed every moment", "Hmm, never heard of Noah Caldwell. I’ll look into it", "lol ACG is no better than the others. He always tries to push out reviews AS FAST AS possible and review as many games as possible with no focus or whatsoever. He doesn't even mention steering wheel when he reviews racing games lol.", ">Copy/pasting this to show op’s shameless self advertisement on reddit (taken from another comment).\n\nIsn't that the point of making something on YouTube?", "Dude is very PC biased and has anger issue for real(not talking about his gimmick, but real life anger issue) lol. Watch it for gags but not the takes.", "Are you really commiting 30-50 minutes on new YouTubers every time?", "I was going to do this exact same thing with movie reviews but 5 seconds. \n\nvideo starts\n\n“Only if you like Sci-fi”\n\nvideo ends", "You'll just delete it and repost later.", "squid game flashbacks", "Plot twist, the first 30 seconds are all about the Ridge™ wallet.\n\n:P", "There is this awesome plugin called sponsorblock which is your friend.", "Omg that was amazing. I didn't have to listen to some person try to hawk their sponsor's junk at me. I never buy that shit and the promotions never work. I'm still confused why they pay people to do that shit.", "Mate, I thought it was awesome! Your review gave me a ton of info, but spoke to me like a gamer. It was fun and gave me what I needed.\n\nWhile it's cool to take the critiques into consideration... Sit with your format for a bit and see how you develop it yourself.\n\nSift through the ideas of others, take notes, but ultimately, work out what works for you! Don't change too much until you've had a chance to grow... Then change what doesn't work for you", "I thought it was great.", "Looks like your channel is totally underrated. Subbed!", "None of his other posts were popular. If they were, I'd be mad. As it stands, it's just a guy trying to get the word out. I don't care how many times he uploads it as long as he stops after it gets noticed.", "What we need is a review service that matches you with a personal reviewer with like tastes. Then you just. Eed a two liner and a 1-5 star rating from them and you know what you are getting into. I'm really trying to cut back on trailers. I've found movies way more enjoyable since I've tried to avoid the trailers. Comedies especially are nearly unwatchable for me if I've watched a full trailer.", "I want more! You're the freakin man!", "Well, not everyone does extra content either.\n\nThat is probably is only a small handful though, most seem to have to have exclusive content or at least early access.", "Me too, subbed", "You are doing God's work my friend. Just subscribed.", "> SponsorBlock for YouTube\n\nAmazing extension. Just turned on a bunch of things to test it out and it worked amazingly well (at least with an established channel). Set it to auto skip things like unpaid promotions, endcards, sponsorships and worked well. It even showed the load bar color coded with what will be skipped.", "The type of spam and rule abuse he's resorting to is prohibited in the user agreement and content policy.\n\n* https://old.reddit.com/wiki/selfpromotion\n* https://www.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043504051\n\nI highly doubt the admins will do anything about it though.", "Reddit: YOUTUBE DEMONETIZED MY FAVORITE CONTENT CREATOR!\n\nAlso Reddit: MY FAVORITE CONTENT CREATOR WON'T STOP ADVERTISING!", "I recently got hooked on Mandalore Gaming's reviews. Super thorough, thought-out, and entertaining.", "regular adblock, for one", "I just subbed after watching this video. \n\nThis video being the most recent, seems to be the best so far. Keep up the good work!", "That’s why there’s a lovely dev that made SponsorBlock and other great addons.", "I mean no reviewer is going to be perfect. I do like that they stay true to their mission. The reviews aren't two minutes long or filled with sponsored bullcrap. Also consistency is key imo. Agree or disagree, I at least understand WHY they feel the way they did about a game.", "Manipulated upvotes", "Just beat this game on Game Pass. Would recommend for sure.", "Good for you and everything, but what game reviews were you watching? If any review videos have ads embedded in their scrips, they usually come before or after the review itself and only last a few seconds. I think you’re inventing a problem here.", "Are you the 90s guy with the 10s intro video? Glad you shortened it.", "I mean, reddiquette in the site rules says people shouldn't downvote things just because they disagree with them, but no one follows that because it can't be enforced. Moreover, I hear more whining on this site about excessive moderation and removal of content than anything else, so I'm really unimpressed when people suddenly care about the rules when it benefits them.", "I don't mind ads if they're done well. There's a World of Warcraft creator named Barny64 that does long-form videos about his adventures, and yes, he's sponsored, but it's slipped in so effortlessly that he's sponsored by Nord VPN or Displate that I really don't mind.", "Yep! lol. Okay its down to 3 seconds now. I like it! Still too long...im just gonna scream something for 1 second on the next one.", "Thats an easy problem to relate to for most videos. I had a huge problem with sponsors in the middle of videos, and people talking about everything BUT the game. And not showing actual gameplay themselves. Just them talking about it. Im sure if I search harder I can find my perfect reviewer.", "Awesome! I wanna try playing it on Multiplayer. I can see that getting insane", "…I’ve never seen a video as you describe.", "Honestly, It's fine by me now but do as you wish!", "Let's not forget the obvious pandering to Reddit's innate cynicism. \"Spend half the video promoting sponsors\" is some peak Reddit hyperbole, but everyone just accepts it as an obvious truth.\n\nThe whole premise feels less like they actually have anything meaningful to contribute to the gaming space and more that by being anti-youtuber, they can get viewers. 90 seconds isn't enough time to contribute anything of value, it's just enough to drop an opinion without supporting arguments and call it a day. I guarantee those YouTubers with sponsors they're taking shots at are putting in a little more effort than that at very least.", "Thanks! Im progressively trying to make them better and better. My buddy is helping me with editing and the art. I got alot I wanna fix so thanks for subbing and always feel free to reach out with questions or suggestions or hell..if anything cool games you have played recently.", "i think violating rediquette and violating terms of service are different.\n\nAlso, what if the group who whines about over-enforcement (as opposed to selective enforcement) and the group who care about the rules are different people? \n\nand are the rules worth upholding?", "A fellow person who has gotten fed up with all the filler on the internet! Welcome! But seriously thanks though!", "The freakin man is my father, you can call me the freakin man jr.\n\n:)", "You're describing spam. Reposting the same thing again and again to get the maximum amount of views is the literal definition of spam.\n\nWhy is this spam acceptable but others aren't? If other content creators start spamming the sub this way is that ok too?", "Super appreciate it! I just started a few months ago, still in the infant stages of learning how to edit videos. I didnt know how hard it was! I have so much respect for the content that people have created on the internet now.", "Dude, you are 100%. I totally agree. Its cool listening to everyones comments, and so far ive got a HUGE amount of ideas I wanna try and see how they work out, but still keeping the basic format the same. I really love the support, it actually means alot.", "I know, Im just excited to engage with the community about gaming! I dont have enough people in my life to talk nerd crap with!", "Upper levels get tough, rock the mech tactical wipes them out decent. Fun game.", "Ha! Now I have to look that up. Thy only sponsors I like are the ones who have leaned into how cringey it is and use that to their advantage when doing it in their videos lol", "I am fine with a sponsorship in the video. But the dominant video structure on youtube is something like\n\nteaser - channel intro - list of contents - thanking sponsor - second intro - saying hello (??) - contents again because you already forgot - first half of actual video - second, longer sponsor block - summary where actual video left off - second half of actual video - begging for engagement - individual video outro - generic outro with other videos to click on\n\nand it's not because people are unable to produce a properly paced video. These videos are highly optimized. Not for humans, but for the youtube algorithm. You want to add filler to increase watchtime, Tell people just enough to keep them suspended but not enough to click away in case the video is not relevant to them. And then of cource you beg for engagement and suggest more videos to keeo them on your channel. I can see how those things individually make sense for the algorithm to look at, but boy these machine-optimized videos are __fucking terrible__ to watch.", "I know right. 80 seconds of telling you to buy Crest Whitening strips, and the last 10 seconds being...oh ya...this game was alright...SEE YA", "I actually disagree with your third point. I like the simplicity and rawness of it the way it is. Adding those things would just make it more ordinary in my opinion", "I get what you’re talking about for YouTube videos in general, but specifically for game reviews I’ve never found that to be the case.", "Do it. I will subscribe. Ya know whats quicker than 90 second videos....5 second videos. My god...", "Aaaand good for his persistence to cut through the shit. Can ya Really hate on him given the alternatives he’s tryna break into? Jfc", "Oof. Good question. Little known would have to be Gunfire Reborn. I played that for a solid 2 weeks straight. BUT. Thats just off the top of my head...i really have to think about this now. You got me thinking!", "Do you expect this dude to just give up on his first attempt when it’s damn near impossible to beat the algos dominated by established accounts lmao, how else anyone gonna do something new?", "Also reddit: has multiple people on it and they don't all share the same views.", "Right! Like when they do a product that you KNOW their ass doesnt use or even know about.", "Thanks boo!", "Do it! There are SO many movies coming out faster than we can blink now! You have a subscriber right here if you do that.", "Yep, rule 9.", "Ahnold?", "Honestly, feel free to shill if you enjoy someones content. Apart from subbing to their patreon or whatever it's the best thing you can do for a creator :) You got me curious at the very least", "Nah more Irish and prone to getting hit by cars.", "The cam stuff I understand, they seem to want to have their face on there somewhere, and other people are saying they like it. But the audio feedback should be listen to at least.", "No no no, I appreciate YOU!", "I agree. But when it is obnoxious and doesnt fit with the vibe of the video its a bummer. Dunkey does it pretty well and Only like every 5th video", "And then there's Action Button", "Well apparently I'm going to start posting all my YouTube videos here being that the mods don't care.", "If he likes showing his face, it can be a compromise.", "Mods can we ban this poster (op) he's probably paying for upvotes and gold as well fuck this kid.\n\nI guess report him but he already probably got a thousand plus subs from this so he won.", "This is a really good question. I feel like the sanctity of scores has been dragged through the mud lately. I lost respect for Gameinformer when they gave the Mortal Kombat movie a 9 out of 10. That was the final straw and I wanted to bring some weight back to scores. Not every game is a 8 or 9! Which seems like they all are these days.", "5 second reviews of 5secondmovies", "Devil's advocate here. He didn't say \"Spend half the video promoting sponsors.\" He said \"sponsors and rambling.\" Adding in the rambling and maybe we're a bit closer to it not being hyperbole. Ninety seconds is more than enough to determine if this is something you'd like to look into more. We have a lot of 30 minute reviews that go over options menus, more story beats, gameplay extras, so if this 90seconds gets you excited for a game, then check out the more in-depth review.\n\nI've watched only this one game review, and I liked it.", "The Veritasium model is where it's at. They save the promotion until the video is over. Otherwise the video is content right off the bat.", "It's the dear Irish lad CallMeKevin ofc, he also goes by RTGame though, but I prefer his main channel. I'd recommend just checking out any of his playlists to get a good grasp of him, although he doesn't do that much multiplayer stuff(mostly single player games, often terrible ones, and has a tendency to make games look way more fun than they actually are).", "Ya know whats funny about that, is it feels...TO ME...like I am speaking really fast when im recording it. Then I watch it and im like...thats normal. Oh god the outtakes would be astronomical If i tried to go faster lol", "Reddit downvoted you for being excited. What a weird world we live in. \n\nKeep up the work, you'll go far if you can hold to your principles.", "I’m gonna do a 90 second review of your 90 second review", "Thanks sport! ;)", "No...Thankyou.", "This is great.\n\nThere's definitely a market for this quick and dirty type review with the sheer amount of games coming out. Keep it up!!", "Notice how the account is 7 years old and the only recent comments were those two. I smell paid upvotes and a few comments from a couple of [places that do that for you to boost your product](https://i.imgur.com/BwISGhR.png).", "Trust me, I have plans to do longer reviews if anyone cares what I have to say. But for now its gotta be short and sweet. Ive already lost my OWN attention half way through the video!", "Meanwhile TB had no shameless sponsor bs and was doing 1h long in depth review.\n\nI miss him so much. Perhaps I should build a blog to talk about his reviews. Oh, I know! I'll use squarespace to build my website. Squarespace doesn't require me to spend hundred of hours coding my own website in typescripts so I can spend my time on my reviews. Squarespace, build it beautiful.", "Wasn't there a channel that did exactly this several years ago? I can't remember what it was called, though. It was short, no-BS game reviews. The dude was awesome. The name is on the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite think of it.", ">i think violating rediquette and violating terms of service are different.\n\nReddiquette are literally just rules that can't be enforced. Admins can't see the reason why people downvote. They can't see that a person downvoted without giving a constructive reason. But those things are just as disruptive to the reddit experience. This post is evidence of that. This dude posted multiple times, and got downvoted. But because this post is climbing, there's obviously an audience that just didn't get to see it the first several times solely because people blindly downvoted.\n\n>Also, what if the group who whines about over-enforcement (as opposed to selective enforcement) and the group who care about the rules are different people? \n\nI always see this argument, but when tens of thousands of people comment on moderation on a post or upvote a comment saying the same, statistically, there are going to be a lot of the same people who commented and upvoted a comment decrying a lack of moderation. It's possible they're different people, but it's just as likely that a large number of redditors are incredibly fickle, narcissistic nerds.\n\n>and are the rules worth upholding?\n\nDepends on the severity and the subreddit.", "Subscribed", "Nothing beats Brian Garr 5 Second Review on Inside gaming", "I know, and its the exact reason I wanted to start doing this. That also sums up media in the US in general though!", "Thanks for taking the time to respond! Seeing what works for you is #1 when it comes to any content... Also reading the feedback. It's not always what's being said, but whats the common issue that the feedback are pointing at.\n\nMy hat off to you mate for taking the time. It was well worth the effort and you've got a subscriber out of me. Feel free to hit me up if you need anything", "If thats the same guy I think it is, i love him. He doesnt post alot though!", "Thanks I appreciate it! I failed yall though, its like 96 seconds. What have I done!", "Thats a cool idea. Now i gotta figure out how to do that in Adobe", "What da f did i do?", "subscribed!", "It was my watch smacking against the table. I know! It was literally all i could hear when i watched it. Didnt have time to re-record it. I wish i was better at sound editing and could have taken that out.", "Gonna make me blush. ITs all photoshop and lighting. I actually look like Sloth from the Goonies.", "Yeah, editing all that content eats up a lot of time.", "Thanks! Super appreciate it!", "Nice. Thanks. Had never heard of this game. It will be a purchase for me. Reminds me of project overkill and loaded.", "Shit the jig is up", "As someone who has played and even enjoyed the Exciting and Perfect Incarnation of home gaming on a Mobile Platform I would absolutely get paid for what I'm doing for free. Promoting the Number 1 Mobile Fantasy RPG Raid Shadow Legends. Enter Code: PayMeMF for 5,000 silver and the extremely tough and unrelenting champion known only as the Shadow Lord and add me for another free box of Crystals towards my favorite game Raid: Shadow Legends now available on PC and Mac!", "who the fuck cares? Reddit is all hailcorporate or reposts anyway", "Yes. This guy is the MAN. His videos are so short and to the point. Love that guy.", "Go nuts", "Every fucking thing is 10 mins long now. Its really annoying.", "ya i like webcam, you got a nice face bro", "Great review, I want to see u get paid one day with this format. Im sure youd do it tastefully.", "By poster I meant the original guy who posted not you I agree with you.", "Do you think the Venn diagram of people who upvote two different opinions on a popular subreddit is two completely separate bubbles? Do you really think there aren't just a bunch of people here who upvote posts that \"call out\" something without actually realizing what the situation is about?", "Its one of those unenforceable rules since anything flagged as self promotion can just be resubmitted without any indication of self promotion.\n\nIt's a dumb rule because it doesn't discourage self promotion, just obfuscating self promotion for the sake of optics. It's better to be able to talk to OP and critique his submission rather than him having to pretend he didn't make the content.", "Embrace the speeeeeeed, make it your thing and it’ll all make sense automatically haha. Think about the part from liar liar where he recounts all the traffic infractions to the cop", "LOVE it! Though look into making yourself a [teleprompter out of an old tablet or something so you can look at the camera.](https://youtu.be/YeRu4xYH_W0?t=26)", "Im not gonna lie, I have an inner debate with myself after I do that. Its such a shame though, because I have a gut feeling that there will be a few people out there who like this idea, but there is SO much content out there, things get buried in less than 1 minutes if no one upvotes them. Using this as an example, the first 2 got nothing...and this post got over 3k...so what does that mean!? I think its just the time frame you do and if you get lucky enough for something to pick up traction. It doesnt come without shame. Im just excited thats all.", "Personally, I would love if you could lead me in the right direction to maybe get the word out from other sources besides Reddit. Its my most used social media platform, and I feel like a cringey piece of crap seeing that.", "Ive seen squid games. I know where open palm slaps lead to and I cant wait to see you in the next season.", "Except at the end of this game, you can go to sleep in your own bed and not have to worry about a gang of people stabbing you in your sleep.", "Oh snap! Thats a great idea! You are so right lol. Im ready my computer screen.", "I....Am....SPEED...\n\nAnd I love you for that reference", "Yep, just doing a review shirtless while starring at the camera whispfully...\n\nI dont know why people wanna pay me all of a sudden!\n\nAll tastefully of course :D", "Its photoshopped. I actually look more like Ron Pearlman in hellboy.", "Show feet", "This is why I just use sponsor block. They get their sponsor revenue and I don't have too sit through it. Best of both worlds", "I know. We aint got 10 minutes! I could be dead in 10 minutes!", "You know he was my first thought when reading your comment but my immediate thought was \"no way it's him\" lol. I watch him most days as well. I don't care for his bit life ones but most everything else is great. His one chunk Minecraft was really good.\n\nHowever, he's definitely done some more questionable sponsors but his content is pretty great overall and he definitely deserves the money.\n\n~~Also you should check out RT game tho if you watch Kevin every day you probably already know that lol~~ apparently my brain skipped that part of your comment lmao", "Disagree it's all just subjective and points don't really matter. Just find someone you trust and like. Most people probably don't care about the things you care about.", "Cool! You have to let me know how you liked it!", "I use my Nord Raydcon Shadow VPLegends every day!", "The goal hopefully is to find a locked in format so it doesnt take me very long to make a video. That way I can still enjoy playing games after all!", "I think Skill Up reviews are da bombs. His reviews are up to 10mins but I find that his reviews are thorough enough and his sponsors ads are always around 30s that are occasionally relevant to me.", "I do something similar for my circle of friends , \"500 words or less video game reviews\". 1-2 paragraphs summarizing my thoughts. \nI dont write it up until I've finished the game or can no longer play it if it's that bad.", "Good luck!", "No problem. I want to engage with as many gamers as possible! I dont have a whole lot of gamer friends. All my nerd talks get forced onto my GF who just strokes my head and says...\"ur cute\"", "Hey, if you find it let me know! There are too many games to play out there for me to play, I wanna find someone who has the same gaming habits as me so i know what to play!", "Must....subscribe...to.....Squarespace....", "Too many games, so little time. Literally. I love it and hate it all at the same time.", "Man, and here I was trying to grow my audience organically when all I had to do was shameless self promotion and circumvent site rules.", "Yea, personally short reviews are fine for short games, but I prefer longer reviews that go more in depth about the game.", "Okay lets hear it. Im ready. Ive got my cup on and everything.", "Thanks! I really dont know any other place to get the word out. I think I spend way too much time on this site", "No it's not the dude literally spammed his videos over the last week. Look at his post history just bann him and move on.\n\nAnd that's not even including the six plus videos he posted and deleted.", "The pressure.... \"GULP\"", "in time, you'll learn to love your true self. Maybe start off with a wig, when you feel comfortable.", "Call me old school, but I'm all for reading a review. It's hard to skimwatch a YouTube review, but I can skimread a written review and get right to the point.", "No way, a square like me. If i sponsor anything it will be for something so over the top stupid and funny it will be apparent it is a joke. Like the type of Tampax I enjoy using the most", "Oh well OP is a shitbird then, but because he SPAMMED.", "I think someone mentioned them before. I wasnt able to find him though. Or if it was the guy I remember it was very obscure games ive never heard of. Although....I guess that is the point!", "Oh dang, someone else mentioned that person. Ill have to check them out now.", "Sorry, got the name wrong. It's 60 Minutes in 60 Seconds.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/c/60in60", "Not so much a kink, as a....okay...you got me...its a kink...", "That was really funny, and you can learn to be funny too at Skillshare.com!", "Yes spammed and self-promoted (which are both against Reddit rules) his shitty content I don't understand why we're having this conversation all of his videos from this YouTube account should be banned form r/videos forever", "Cool thanks. Im gonna watch some of these.", "And its easier to do when you are at work or something and cant blast a video. Thats a good idea actually...you got me thinking now...", "Just wait till I release 10 second game reviews", "Cool. It's kind of already been done before and the webcam is a bit distracting from the review, but nothing wrong with more reviews like this.", "Ill save the wigs for when im 40 and really need to shake things up", "Thats a stellar idea! Do yall have to play the same game, kind of like a book club?", "I think it works once the person has a good fan base going. If you like the person and what they have to say then Im all for long reviews. Especially if your gaming personalities are the same.", "Dont forget skillshare and manscaped!", "My feet are gross. So yes... Ill do it!", "Giggity. Yes, it is. I would love to extend it, Maybe if anyone gives a crap about what I have to say ill do some longer ones. Maybe like a 90 second one and then one thats full length if the short one intrigued you enough.", "Haha exchange that for wife and i know exactly what you mean. Keep it up... There's not enough of this around that is produced this well. I thoroughly enjoyed", "I know, I lose respect for PCgamer, Gameinformer and IGN. Those arnt even real anymore. There is no AAA game that will not get a score lower than 8.", "Someone mentioned that. I gotta figure out how to do that cuz that sounds like a good idea.", "Depends on the content. I watch far more tv/movie/trailers content than gaming. The former has to edited pretty hardly to adhere to YouTube's strict copyright guidelines. That editing can take hours for a ten minute video, whereas videos can be put on Patreon with minimal editing. Seems like much less work to maintain a Patreon account, just need to build up a large enough following elsewhere first to even have a hope of getting enough subscribers. The benefit to joining a CC's Patreon is you can view their videos unedited.", "Sponsorships are worth enough to some of these people that I've seen them try to go out of their way to ruin people who had beef with their sponsors, even if they knew beyond all doubt that their sponsor was in the wrong.\n\nI know one youtuber who STILL is trying to hurt a guy who sued his sponsor over IP theft 4 years ago, and won.", "Not sure if you remember me but I've been following your reviews for a while and provided some feedback. I'm glad the quality - while starting at a great base - is getting better and better. I can't wait until you hit your million subscriber mark and this type of a review becomes a staple!\n\nThank you for everything you do!", "I discovered him a month ago. He does not get enough credit!", "I mean if you have any other outlets i dont know about please let me know. Seriously.", "On it!!! Weve just struck gold...", "try making the diagonal space black bit bigger and fill info and spec in it?", "I was gonna call it that. No bullshit reviews haha", "I remembered it finally. It was Zero Punctuation on the YouTube channel The Escapist.", "I know, i gotta get a teleprompter bad! \n\nReally appreciate it. Im actually gonna look into all those things, the lighting doesnt match the ambience of the game. I need to change that.", "I suppose. I guess ya. I just want to give you the info and then bounce!", "Right! This is what im talking about. Im not even joking when I say i looked for game review one night and found several that started off this exact way!", "Super appreciate the support!", "You are right. I want to play Multiplayer also. Ive heard it gets buggy with co-op. Whos gonna do the review on that huh...HUH!", "Yeah man seriously you should be banned for spamming your stuff here. I have a YouTube account as well and I have about three times more subs than you cuz I've been doing it for a while and I make content and post it to the correct platforms. Twitter Instagram tiktok appropriate subreddits about the game. Youre reposting and then deleting your stuff 5 Plus times its shameless.", "The \"Flow\" of his videos take some getting used to, but he is trying to jam as much info in as possible. I like that some of his testing can take over a year from when he buys the product to when he does the actual test. Some things really do require use/exposure to give a proper review.", "Yeah sure, that works when the point of the video isn't too be the fastest at something. Not so much when the whole point is too be quick and concise.", "AvE does it best. He tells sponsors to get fucked and has never had a sponsor slot. All the tools he tears down were either bought by him or sent to him by viewers.", "But... it's 95 seconds long, not counting the intro.", "Oh snap! Thanks! Time to binge watch this guys stuff!", "We all have cold hearts these days. What did you like the most about the game?", "I thought the Nightclub scene was pretty cool. I guess it looks a tad better if you are watching it on a monitor with it set to 4k. It pops pretty great then.", "Awesome! I failed you already though...its actually like 96 seconds or something. For shame.", "I have failed you...all of you...", "Oh boy, that is something im working on. Im just a baby with editing right now. But trust me, its coming!", "HEY! Thanks alot. Its gonna be a long road but you dont know how much that means to me to hear that. Feel free to always reach out! Love talking to fellow gamers!", "98 second reviews", "I think it would be cool to have people who have the same tastes as me. Thats what I would strive for. So when I say a game sucks or is good...it will actually stick. Thats who I want to find also!", "Oh god...the power....\n\nThats like.....9 times faster....", "See there you go! When things go boom in that game...its makes me clap lol", "No kink shame man!", "The Knights of New suck. Glad you kept trying", "Na its deserved \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyb2rg/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qycilw/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qye05j/if_you_are_a_gamer_and_audiophile_please_do/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyg41z/i_wanted_to_do_quick_game_reviewsrants_for_every/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyhs4a/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qyjpln/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qylt4h/i_love_to_review_games_but_also_dont_want_to/", "Words are hard", "Too much commitment", "The Jig is up....\n\nPack up your bags boys!! He got me\n\n\"speeds off at 90 mph down the road\"", "5 second game review: Fun. Buggy on launch, idk about now, F2P on gamepass. 3/5", "I'd consider subscribing if you got rid of the cam. It adds nothing and if I'm honest I found it more annoying than product placement ads. You seem to want protagonism, but I don't care about who you are. I care about what you do and if you do it well.", "I started a YouTube channel on the basis of being the \"anti YouTuber\" and not using clickbait/ALL CAPS/being loud, huge sponsor blocks, etc etc...\n\nIt is possible. But it isn't easy. All those sponsors like Raid:SL and Raycon earbuds offer some serious cash, often enough to double your video income. I haven't accepted a sponsored ad block deal yet but the thought is always in the back of your mind, especially when you see other content creators taking them and you know they're making more money.", "Four more times and you'll be spamming as much as op.", "Chrome extension sponsor block, thank me later", "Naw, I’ve never met a Nat that doesn’t have a short attention span.", "Yeah he's cool, I honestly really like his content and the channel\n\nHis videos also got me to start watching my now favorite show of all time (SPOP) so even if his content sucks going forward I'll forever love him for that Lol", "The gameplay feels really polished and responsive. Also, the story hits all the genre notes for cyberpunk. Its dialogue comes off pretty believable and not overwritten like 2077’s. I wish I had more ways to spend Ucred though.", "Well I think as long as you keep putting out such consistent videos then I think you'll grow in no time.\n\nI kind of stopped playing games because I can't stand the gaming community so I'm stuck with the single person games and these videos are very helpful!\n\nThe feedback I have for you is:\n\n don't forget to put the game links in the description and some companies have referral links where you get some money if someone buys the game via your link.\n* not sure if this is what you want as far as your channel but some people take SOME stance to encourage discussion in the comments section. This not only grows the community - by having subscribers - but it keeps them somewhat engaged as well.\n* everyone hates it but stats don't lie: the usual \"like and subscribe\" does work. However, something you could do is simply add a popup maybe above/below your video to like, ring bell, subscribe.\n\nAgain just my two cents and feel free to ignore anything I write since I'm a nobody. But I'm really excited for you and for these reviews. I hope you'll keep posting more and good luck to you and your channel!", "Maybe do a 20 keywords review. That's a 15 seconds written review. 🤣", "My big issue with the ascent is that when I moved to the second hub I was excited to see what was new in the shops aaaaand it was the same shit. Why do games do that? It's so annoying.", "I really like the idea of adjusting your lighting to match the tone of each game, that would make it a lot more seamless and professional-looking.\n\nIt's your choice and your show, your scriptwriting is good and I imagine it's a big part of crunching all that data into a 90-second format. But as you get a feel for it I'd suggest trying to riff off a basic outline or even memorizing your scripts. Doing so naturally reads a little more genuine, and you might hit on a really good riff in the moment. Once again though, good idea and solid production, start cranking them and you'll get there.", "Ill do you one better. 1 second review....PRETTY...BUY!", "A man of business I see", "Game Changer", "> Got tired of 10 minute game reviews with sponsor segments so I decided to make a game review that's even shorter than that with less content than the sponsored game reviews.", "And none of the videos are 90secs.", "Im only a few hours into Cyberpunk...but The Ascent does a better job so far having that gritty...blade runner esque feel to it.", "I'm so tired of those endless 90 second reviews, so I came up with the 89 Second Game Reviews!", "Hey! There are no nobodies! Im a nobody! I appreciate you taking to the time to give some advice! You dont know how much that means to me.", "Shit. Played the ol price is right gimmick on me. Well played sir...", "Would you look at that, a game review I didn't hate.", "Or just straight up needs to justify the time and effort they put in. This is completely unsustainable. I will bet money this series wont continue in its current form for too long. It takes time to make videos and time is money. Are they going to take away from the 90 second review the insert a 30 second ad? of course not. So maybe they start with adding a referral link at the end.\n\nThen they realize they are getting views, but no ad dollars, so length must increase.", "Hell ya! Give it time though...im sure youll hate me eventually. But until then! We drink!", "Fuck off with your shitty advertising.", "And that's when you're a pawn.\n\nLike it or not, you sold out to what ever community you thought you were part of...\n\nAnd that is how, not only gaming, but how most of the world works... sadly", "Well, not everyone does extra content either.", "Let me introduce you to the only game reviewer worth watching. MandaloreGaming. I don't even mind that his videos are often 20 mins+", "You rock all, James :]", "My rule is if they jibber Jabber for more than one minute I downvote", "Aren't CallmeKevin and RTgame different guys? Pretty sure RT's name is Dan", "I don't know what game reviews people watch, but they really seem to suck! I've been watching gametrailers.com (now Easy Allies on YT) for over a decade and have grown to trust their reviews.", "Also the way he defends himself in the comments with feigned self-pity/self-reflection. \n\nOP probably just bought upvotes this time to get hm past the threshold where the average user just upvotes because it has upvotes already.", "Or until you actually want to listen to a proper review.", "Tell me more about this \"sponsor block\".", "“College student records a presentation for class” is how the entire thing felt for me.", "^", "Quick tip: If your argument starts with \"do you really think...\", then you should dig up some data to prove your point instead. I'm not saying it's wrong, I'm just saying it's not gonna persuade anyone that way.", ">SponsorBlock is an open-source crowdsourced browser extension and open API for skipping sponsor segments in YouTube videos. Users submit when a sponsor happens from the extension, and the extension automatically skips sponsors it knows about using a privacy preserving query system. It also supports skipping other categories, such as intros, outros and reminders to subscribe, and skipping to the point with highlight.\n\n>Check status.sponsor.ajay.app for server status.\n\n>There are currently 2,245,108 users who have submitted 2,556,220 skip segments, which have saved a total of 360 years and 232.75 days of people's lives. Check out the leaderboard.\n\n\nhttps://sponsor.ajay.app/", "Hahahaha it's because that part of the comment is such a regular joke it's just glossed over. Now if I mentioned they used to call him the drift king back in college you would've caught it. \n\n\nYeah I'm not a fan of his bit life vids either, nor his \"pacifist\" runs, or his chaos mod gameplays, but even so his vids so often are definite hits and an enjoyable watch. He's just a good hearted dude who wants to watch the world burn, and I can get behind that. \n\n\nGlad you first thought of him as well!", "https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sponsorblock-for-youtube/mnjggcdmjocbbbhaepdhchncahnbgone?hl=en", "There is shame in it but I would not place that shame on an individual person unless they were knowingly engaging in unethical behavior. The system is how people make money; it’s just how things are.", "For me there is literally only 1 podcast out there that I will not care about listening to the ads (unless it's one I've heard about a hundred times) and that's Conan Obrien Needs a Friend. At the very least he makes them entertaining, and is also half the time winking at the audience like, \"yeah this is ridiculous, I'm only reading this ad copy to keep the pod going but whatever\" and it works. \n\nEvery other ad on any other podcast makes me NOT want to look into that product.", "Here is the list. I wanted to write a full blogpost about this but I am perpetually lazy:\n\n1. ublock origin (removes all youtube ads)\n2. youtube speed controller (let's you increase the speed of videos more granularly and also to like 3x instead of only 2x)\n3. youtube auto hd + FPS (forces 1440p or 4k and prevents youtube from defaulting to serving you SD streams even though you selected high quality in youtube settings and you have fast internet)\n4. sponsorblock for youtube (automatically skips all sponsored segments in videos, outros, etc.)\n5. Return YouTube Dislike (does what it says, brings back the dislike count giving you a better feel if a video is worth watching)\n\nEvery one of those extensions works extremely well. But it's good to remind yourself how fragile your Youtube experience is. And that Google can at any point kill off any of those if it really cared. And that it would be better to have competition instead of relying on unpaided browser extensions to make it somehow work.", "I wonder why I got downvoted. I was just saying I don't really buy video games but subscribed to you to support your channel and efforts heh. I like your straight-to-the-point approach even if they end up going 126 seconds sometimes heh.", "My brother just told me about easy allies. Im gonna have to go check that out now.", "You sound fucking unbearable", "I feel like if its you talking to the camera and not talking about the game for more than a minute...Im out.", "The problem with this is that it's very unique on youtube because the vast majority of youtube videos only have about 50% viewer retention, even for the best of the best. So if you have your sponsorship at the end of your video, your sponsors are going to be paying considerably less because theyre getting less impressions.", "I made that name when I was 16 and needed a hotmail account quick. And here we are 15 years later lol", "Kevin is such an Irish gem, I love him!", "Maybe he can't afford to pay for upvotes like the rest?", "Yeah you're right, fuck this guy, I'd rather have karma bots flooding the front page so the only things I can see are what ad companies want me to see.", "Oh dang nice. I like how he has it split up into sections so you can jump to what you want to know. Dude's fancy", "Always totally valid, absolutely. It'd probably be a lot easier if this is how everyone thought but unfortunately it's not, at least from what I've personally seen", "They've never been seen in the same room together so.... \n\n\n(But yes, they're definitely different people, it's just an ongoing joke, that and them hating on eachother, all for fun)", "I dont think they knew you were joking. I gotchu though!", "Orrrr you could accept that you're not entitled to views and just fuck off already", "That's great, now multiply him times a few hundred thousand other people who want to advertise for free on Reddit and see what you end up with", "My hotmail account is old enough to drink. I've had it before Microsoft bought them.", "IT'S GONNA RAIN", "Imagine a 5 second Raid Shadow Legends ad.", "Reviews are long for a reason, no one wants a half-assed review", "Yeah but jacksfilms has always been shit so", "Quick cuts have been YouTube cancer for like 15 years. Why someone is asking for more blows my mind.", ">Meanwhile I've never heard of either of those two ppl", ">video is 98 seconds\n\nYou had one job", "That’s extremely harsh. They’re not asking you to help them feel better about their behavior, they’re asking for help getting the word out through other channels because they are reddit focused. I understand this because I’m the same way: I don’t use Twitter or Instagram or Facebook and if I were launching a new YouTube channel, I would probably be trying to get it to take off on reddit.", "Are you kidding me? That's an instant subscribe and like!!", "Shave your balls with these sick colored raycons.", "Too short", "Instantly subbed. Very well done.", "Forget what that ugly dude said. You're not hard on the eye, and didn't cover important stuff in the game.", "Well, according to other comments, the mods and admins don't remove these posts, so I'm guessing it's what we already have. Which is a perfectly stable community with a few people pitching videos occasionally.\n\nYou're forgetting that quality and effort make for a lot of a post's popularity. Some people will repost ad infinitum to no avail. Some will find success. It's really not the end of days.", "90 seconds give me my 10 hour reviews", "I always liked how he breaks down various aspects of a game and isn't sponsored. If he's given a copy of a game by the publisher, he buys one to giveaway so his cash is on the line too. For shorter reviewers, I check out Gameranx's \"Before You Buy\" but they aren't as thorough. Plenty of other creators you can \"borrow\" ideas from.", "Fair. But I can't help but wonder how many people who argue that \"all redditors aren't the same\" also complain about seeing the same content all the time.", "Lol, I made mine when Yahoo started free mail, too.", "Holy spam, Batman!", "The format is a good idea. Perhaps having a second channel with long form videos linked in the description for those who want to watch more.", "Okay, but that doesn't mean I need to stan for your favorite e-celeb right? I can drop them and their boring-ass videos faster than you can sub to their patreon.", "Which is great. Even absolute nobodies can make livable money without taking sponsorships. It come's down to the quality of your content.", "wait why would you watch something you don't want to watch in the first place?", "Good job! Subscribed and liked. One critic though, you didn't mention what skillshare can do for me...", "DAE remember Yahtzee? Hes still at it.", "Reminds me of old zeropunctuation videos, without all the sarcasm and jokes. I like.", "I think a greenscreen would really help. A floating head there means it takes up less space and feels higher quality. Just my unsolicited opinion, the videos are great!", "Now, you just described the natural decline a YTer goes through as they care more about the money than the product they're delivering. I said I'd drop your favorite YTer the moment their videos become boring. Do I have to connect all of the dots, or is that much of a recap enough for you to figure out what's going on, all on your own?", "If youre bored by 10 minute reviews, try 2 hour reviews. [Here's one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsNm2YLrk30)", "Great video! Sub'd.", "There's at least one other reviewer who's already been doing 60 second reviews of videogames for years, 60in60: https://youtube.com/c/60in60", "Raycon is offering how much now?", "these are great works of passion but they are not economical unless they remain works of passion.\n\nOnce the rent comes due the electric comes due the grocery bill comes due the internet bill comes due and you realize you can actually make a living from this....\n\nOne you realize a proper channel really is a fully time job requiring full time labor and therefore requiting full time INCOME to keep doing it...\n\nit sucks but that is the world we live in. work or die. without money you die.\n\nNOW something you can try. this does NOT always work but it can sometimes if you find a niche. Patreon (and similar)\n\nthink of it like PBS. if enough viewers are willing to put their moeny on the line for you to \"pay you\" than you don't need sponsors or ad revenue. then you can in fact keep doing this this way.\n\nbut that requires a huge amount of patrons since you will always have churn. figure if you average $2 per to do this full time you would need something like 1200 patrons minimum.\n\nFigure you need at least $600 a week probably more since you need to BUY these games. You also need the stamina and personality to \"DO\" this full time and also be good enough at the games for your reviews to have value. IE can you do one a week? can you do that for the next 10 or 15 years?\n\nIf yes then it could work but the start is GOING to be rough because you have to DO the same work for no pay until you build up the support to actually pay you.\n\nits tough. its rough. it is a full time job but it is possible IF you can find and fill a niche.", "The self promotion is annoying, so I'll take the time to promote an entirely different channel who's been doing this exact same premise (really short 60 second game reviews) already for years named \"60in60\": There's at least one other reviewer who's already been doing 60 second reviews of videogames for years, 60in60: https://youtube.com/c/60in60", "Are his reviews good/informative? Does he have a clear goal to circumvent taking ad money to avoid bombarding that crap and just give a review? If the answer to both of those is yes, then I honestly don't care if he's getting around some reddit rules.", "It's almost like a 90 second review can't possibly give anyone a full picture of the game and whether they should get it.\n\nSorry OP. I don't get it.", "No sponsors is best, but JomBoy spends maybe ten seconds on his and usually at the very end. None of this two-minute NordVPN shit right in the middle.", "90 Second Reviews would work better as a YouTube Short (I think you have to tag it #short, but it defaults to portrait phone view)", "I forgot that was even a thing. Is that all you have to do, is tag it as such?", "I dig your concept of a condensed game review. One key suggestions: \n\n“Imagine your audience were gamers who just lost their eyesight.”\n\nExpand your vocabulary, and throw in some metaphors. Cool, Fantastic, Awesome, and jaw-dropping are fine sparingly, but you can replace all of them in this video’s script with the word ‘good’. Challenge yourself to leverage the word’s other meanings to give your description twice the meaning. \n\nCool can describe a ‘good’ character who embodies coolness; opposite of a cold character. \n\nFantastic works well when it reminds you of magic or something magical in a non fantasy settings. You lose points for saying it in fantasy game review. \n\nAwesome can mean something terrifyingly massive in scope or the impact makes you pale in comparison, and you’re into it. \n\nJaw-dropping doesn’t have to mean gorgeous. but a unexpected shock in the plot. \n\nWhat I’ve seen so far has already edged out legit publications like IGN. A little wordplay can’t hurt.", "I think it just needs to be in the title or the description, I'm not sure which. I tend to scroll them when I've exhausted Twitter/etc which is why I'm familiar with them. There's a lot of review-type things of certain media or characters but no game reviews that I've encountered yet.", "Damn son. You really laid it all out. You are absolutely right though. Its gonna take work and consistency. For now, i just want to shoot perfecting the actual videos before even thinking about anything else. I can make one video a week working a full time job and having a life outside of gaming....but you got me day dreaming now....this is a lot to think about.", "Yeah, Total Biscuit videos were always as long as they needed to be. He would have a nice preamble about the game, an overview of the options and then he’d hop into some gameplay for the meat ‘n potatoes.\n\nI do think it’s become a trend to make a long review then say ’see how long my video essay is!’ Not to say there aren’t good long form review channels; it’s trite but brevity is the soul of wit.", "Also YouTube Vanced for mobile", "I feel like I can be a quarter way through most games in the time it would take me to finish that!", "Totally agree. Im gonna work on that the next few videos.", "Love that guy. He is ALL jokes now though and little review. But he is still funny.", "Oh boy do I have a treat for you! Have you ever wanted to learn how to tap-dance in the convenience of your own home?!", "You literally red my mind. I 100% plan on doing that. Releasing two videos, one of a full length review...and one for the people who got CRAP TO DO!", "You got it pal! Stay tuned, im about to review World of Warcraft starting from Vanilla", "Brian Garr from Inside Gaming has 5 second reviews. Beat that.", "You know, that is some damn good advice. I love that analogy. Thanks! Im gonna try to portray more expressive and distinct vocabulary to REALLY describe the game I am playing.", "I cant find one! Send me a link lol", "Please do tell! My downstairs neighbors have been begging for me to start.", "I started messing around with the cyber dealer in the ascent. Crazy how this little game gets cyberpunk so right. I never played an isometric game with an open world system like this. I’ll probably look out for similar games", "“Similar” is a funny way of saying: stole the idea, but tweaked it slightly to market it.", "Hey buddy! I like your review format! If I were you I'd delete the face cam unless it's serving a purpose. \n\nIf you have a particular point that you want to emphasize is personal or perhaps more game philosophy, the face cam will be more impactful there.\n\nAdditionally, have an intro! Even if it's something as simple \"Hi! This is James from 90 second reviews and today were talking about \"The Ascent\". To me that will allow people who listen to your video like a podcast will be able to orient themselves. I understand you have a text intro but I think if you delete the face cam and add an audio intro it'll clean up the format.\n\nYou've got strong ACG vibes, which is great! Carrick does a great job of framing what he's gonna talk about and when. I understand your format may be too short to implement, but maybe if you had segments like Story-gamplay-value and each of those was 30 seconds it could work.\n\nThis was all the constructive feedback that came to me.\n\nGood work!", "You got this. Best of luck.", "They are in the middle of the videos for Inside Gaming. Usually after the ad roll and the second news story.", "How the hell do people tell the difference between 30 and 60fps I’m a life long gamer and I’ve never noticed", "Watched, liked, and subscribed!", "Thanks! I love the support!", "Damn thats cool I might try but there are some youtubers that put extra effort and I like watching their sponsored content.\n\nFlashgitz and Internet Comment Etiquette lol", "Super appreciate the feedback. Its nice to get some outside perspectives on stuff. I like the idea of having a simple intro, and I agree with the cam being gone...and I think i am moments away from taking it away...I guess I just dont want to be another voice in a giant sea of reviewers out there.", "I know right. Im only like 3 hours into Cyberpunk, and the Ascent nailed it alot better only 30 minutes in. Its more gritty", "For only 5.99 a month YOU can have the answer to that very question. But act fast! This offer wont last long!", "You do mean 5.99$/month for a 10 years subscription at the low, low price of 718.80$ one time payment?", "I wanted to get into this game so badly. Played it with a friend and the online co-op is really buggy. UI disappearing, getting stuck in cut scenes, unable to rotate, unable to shoot, audio going mute. These are some things that happen in the first 3 hours. The time we did get to play was a blast. Hope they can smooth out the online experience.", "I get it! Tons of reviewers don't have face cams. ACG, Skillup, the \"before you buy\" guy. Fextralife. \n\nBut remember what's on the screen should be serving a purpose. You have set a very finite amount of time for you to efficiently and concisely convey a certain amount of information about a game. I found the face cam to be distracting and I'd alternate from watching you talk and the gameplay and realize I wasn't really retaining what you were saying by attaching it to the visual. I think a good time for your face cam would be at the end If you do a \"summary\" or \"recommend\" or \"value\" portion. \n\nI think this segment is a more subjective and personal idea about the game, which means the viewer seeing you will resonate more as you give us your honest thoughts. \n\nThis way you can have your cake and eat it too!\n\nGood luck brotha! Keep up the good work!\n\nAlso ignore everyone in here saying \"Wait until he gets offers\" or some shit like that. Let them be haters. Do what your heart tells you and you'll never regret anything 🤙", "I heard that from alot of people. The multiplayer being buggy as all hell. I never got a chance to play that. The single player worked great. I was actually wondering when I was playing how the hell they would make this a co-op games with how they worked the game. Apparently not very well haha", "Exactly. And we send you a exclusive pre-order keychain. So...its a pretty sweet deal.", "Ive been on Reddit enough to know that people can be mean, but its great to see so many nice constructive people as well who just want to help. Thanks alot man, im gonna keep on keeping on!", "Wow man definitely can't argue with that. I mean if people on Reddit like it, it's got to be good! I hope you base all your life decisions on things redditors find popular let me know how that works out for you. \n\nYou still have three more times to tell me to stop whining and then you would have spammed as much as op, you're getting there man keep it up I believe in because tomorrow is Sunday so you'll be free all day and you won't have school tomorrow!", "sethhtzeenach is at 1mil, makes 20-25min reviews that take forever to make and he never had an in video sponsor. he uses patreon and thats it.", "Tf does this even mean", "You get one chance to really take advantage of going viral. He got 1k likes. He should start posting backloaded reviews now. Not tomorrow, not net week, not after the channel is grown. It seems like he does a video, then posts about it, it goes mediocre, and he doesn't post again for a couple of weeks. That's not how your grow a channel.", "I don't understand how you're going to call me triggered when you just got so mad you went through my post history and commented on four posts. You're clearly a very young child and it's been fun making fun of you but I think our time has come to an end.\n\nAlso going by your logic Reddit gave me more upvotes than you, so they like me better. So by your logic not mine I'm right and you're wrong.", "But did you get people to pound that like button and subscribe?", "You had me at \"Oh\".", "Which mod did you suck off? lol", "I'm sorry man I forgot who I was dealing with let me explain the joke to you. You said this a few comments ago which was a stupid thing to say. \n\n/u/mannix_marauder\n\"Seeing the number of comments here means it’s actually good content. Stop whining like a little B\" You said that not me\n\nSo I was making fun of you for saying that because it was a dumb thing to say. Thankfully you agree with me that it's a dumb and childish thing to say, because that was your response to a joke parodying your own comment.", "Nah you right.\n\nBecause of how illogical post popularity is, I don't really mind spam, because practically, I'm only gonna see one or two posts unless I go looking for the rest.\n\nAnd I'm fine with it because it's just content that's acc related to the sub, and not an ad or a product lmao.", "Yeah sponsorships on videos are just too much nowadays. I always just skip past them", "is it a good game? I have my eyes on it. I am a mature gamer with little time to play a game. Sometimes it takes me months to complete one. Right now I am going through Death Stranding which is phenomenal, but I like Isometric games a lot, and I like Cyberpunk sub genre. Thinking about getting this one for after DS. The last Isometric game I finished was Wasteland 3 which was great.", "> Maybe because these bullshit algorithms prevent good content from surfacing\n\nBrowse by new and you'll notice how much spam, bot activity and self promotion reddit suffers from. \n\nWithout active moderators and subreddit rules you'll quickly end up with spam, misleading/sensationalized content, off-topic and low effort garbage everywhere.", "For what it's worth the majority of those 60 second one seem to be about a game called 60 Seconds.", "Right? More potential winners but more shit to sort through as well", "I completely agree with this perspective, like if it doesn't work shouldn't you try again?", "Me too. I think about his passion of criticizing settings menus whenever I open one. Damn control schemes!", "So lame", "I don't have the source handy anymore, but I believe that number was for 2 years, not one. It's also pre-tax and he's either self-employed or something similar, so whack a fair bit off of that number as well. Still pretty good, though!", "> I'm sure making assloads of money off Twitch helps.\n\n'Assloads' is a bit of an exaggeration. After tax, the numbers from the Twitch leaks weren't nearly as impressive. Regardless, he leaves a lot more money on the table than he makes by not taking sponsorships or pushing ads on any of his content, which is respectable in its own right. The real point that needs to be driven home here is that he can't be bought, so every opinion he gives is genuine, for better or worse.", "you can whitelist channels you want to support", "Use your imagination, man. We let one content creator do this, why not let them all do this?", "Now imagine if youtube managed to add features over time, like adding filters to videos (review, gameplay, etc). So you can only see the videos you want to see from youtuber.\n\nThat's why ai am unsubed from Joe. I only cares about reviews but if i sub, my feed is totally spammed.", "Why do you need to relate to a face? Why not focus on the words instead of the person speaking them?", "Much preferred to \"Listen to your favorite playlists with these razors from Dollar Shave Club.\"", "The greater point is when you have this much information to put out, you should make your video as long as it needs to be instead of trying to cram it all into 90 seconds.", "not true. Totalbiscuit NEVER did a sponsorship deal or had sponsored content in his reviews... he turned down literally millions of dollars of offers (as he admitted on his podcast). There are people like him out there still, who have morals, you just gotta search to find them.", "So this is fantastic. Don’t listen to all the Reddit trolls, if you make good content people will watch. Just because most content creators devolve into cash grabs doesn’t mean you have to. Good luck!", "They could just do jump cuts for audio retakes. As a viewer, I wouldn’t care if it’s one take or not.", "No, I chose to do it on my own and mostly for myself. \nI work in the games industry as a designer so it helps me in a professional sense as well.\n\nFriends enjoy what I write though, which keeps me doing it.", "People have been all mostly helpful on here. Im surprised! I have been on the receiving end of Reddit's fury and it isnt pretty!\n\nI appreciate the support!", "\"Let's test that.\"\n\nI've shown his work boot test to several coworkers and customers.", "But most of his reviews are from games from Nintendo, I don't see him reviewing the any modern AAA games in tht last year.", "I try to tell you that with my face. Im speaking about gaming but my eyes are telling you to like and subscribe. Look closer...", "There are some posts people are all saying it's yet another repost, they saw it 10 times that week alone. But it was the first time I had ever seen it. 🤷‍♂️", "The clear way forward is to keep watching reviews that are worth the time, and just use Sponsorblock.\n\n\nSponsors pay, no one watches their garbage in-video ads, you get uninterrupted content, everyone wins.", "Fuck your spam.", "I've read rule 9. I've looked at your reddit history.\n\nYou're clearly a redditor with a YouTube account, not a YouTuber with a reddit account.\n\nSo you're fine.", "Next video: Have you heard about Raycon ?", "Keep the cam. Facial expression is such a big part of our communication that gets overlooked all the time. I think it's exactly the right size, doesn't dominate the screen, and allows the game to beplay to be the main focus. \n\nAlso, that review mirrors my thoughts on the Ascent exactly, so well done!", "I can do both. It's just easier to relate to a face versus a disembodied voice. It's no secret that streamers with facecam get more viewers than not for instance.", "Map men also has some hilarious sponsor segments", "gotta brand yourself out there m8", "Bs\n\nYoure either sponsored or an idiot. Did yuu \"hang in the gym\"? Did you? That 10 second interaction in the gym area? Bs. \n\n\nThe game is barebones twin stick. Stop making it sound like the next big thing. \n\nDefinitely sponsored bs.", "I'm genuinely invested in Nobbleberry at this point.", "Internet Comment Etiquette sponsor adds are fucking amazing. I'll gladly sit through his several minutes long adds.", "Rule 9", "well what can i say???? subbed", "I really like this, informative, clear and concise, this is a really good way to review things!", "I'm an old man. I hardly have time to play games, let alone watch deep-dive (sponsored) reviews of them. Subbed - thank you!", "After you're done shaving, come play raid Shadow Legends", "The Romans invented sponsorships because getting paid is hard. That's not true, but go to getroman.com and you will be!", "But his sponsorship cut can be quick: \"Hey I played recently Ascent on my Alienware PC and it looks amazing on my LG monitor. Story is not as deep as new Witcher season on Netflix, but with a help of Redbull, you will not fall a sleep\"", "I don't understand what you mean by taking it out on the creator. No one's mentioned that here that I can see. \n\nPersonally I much prefer a brief sponsorship section that I can either watch or skip through, than the truly awful in-video ads.", "Unrelated - but what you’re doing isn’t new or original. It’s something most people may prefer, but you’re going to need fit above average content into a short period of time. \n\nHere’s an example of a YouTuber who presents their content in a unique way without losing their audience due to the length of the video. https://youtu.be/IrjbjSS1MHk\n\nI usually do not watch the entirety of their content, they time stamp everything and let you skip to the parts they think their audience wants to see.", "great review. to the point and useful", "Are you saying OP stole the idea? I doubt it. \"Content but smaller\" isn't exactly a world shattering idea.", "> Internet Comment Etiquette\n\n1000% yes. He immediately came to mind reading the first part of your comment, awesome to see you mention him.\n\nHe is one of the very few that I disable the extension for, some of his sponsored segments are up near the top of funniest moments in all his videos.", "I’m being a bit bitter, but I’d wager OP came up with it as a minute originally, saw there already is a relatively popular channel with a similar idea, and veered towards 90 seconds instead. Nothing wrong with that and in our era it’s practically impossible to come up with something “truly” original. However, this post is self-proclaiming and states they went around and got tired of long reviews. If that’s true, than OP certainly ran into this other channel.", "what if you stick to this 90 second style, but also offer a 10 minute version to appease the sponsorships?", "So the creators for sure still get the revenue when you skip the sponsored content like this?\n\nNot that i would stop using it lol but I would whitelist quite a few more channels.", "Seeing as we're already being rude I'll just state the obvious. It is very obvious that you are not an adult who has their own bills to pay. When you grow up you'll figure out why it's important to be able to make money from the work you do. It's not greed, it's feeding my kids. If I received magic money from somewhere to take care of all my worries then yeah no problem. But if I'm gonna carve out time in my schedule to make free videos for people on YouTube then you bet your ass I'll monetize it if I can, otherwise I cannot do more of it. You sound like those idiots that ask me as a game developer to work for \"profit share\", why exactly do you think I owe you free stuff? The other possible reason that you just don't get it is maybe you're just from a rich family", "I think the 3 Minute Reviews are the right length. I've never finished one without having a well rounded idea of if I'd like the game or not", "So... It's 90 seconds of game review, and 8.5 minutes of sponsored content and rambling? 🤔", "You red my mind. A no BS quick version and then a full length version for those who give a damn.", "Nice! Good luck with the channel.\n\nIf I've learned anything from Yahtzee and ACG it's: \"If you want shorter videos, just talk faster\" lol", "and then come visit BetterHelp, after playing that game you will surely need to", "They've likely already been paid but it depends on how the contract is handled so really only the content creator or sponsor could answer for certain\n\nHowever either way my 1 measley view won't change shit lol plus I support the creators in other ways like keeping up with their content, merch, and sharing the really funny videos.", "Forgot to say, great review style. 10/10 will watch more. Thanks", "Eh, that game is an absolute broken mess, especially in multiplayer. Made it about two hours and multiple game stopping bugs befofe we gave up. Items deleting randomly, freezing in menus, crashing, etc.", "I played on PC and its weird. I never encountered one bug. I heard multi-player was a mess though", "And here i am thinking 10 minutes is gonna be too short", "Hey, I like 60in60, but to call it even 'relatively' popular isn't correct. Most reviews get sub-1k views, and the channel itself has barely over 1k subscribers. It is entirely feasible that OP never knew about the channel.", "\n\n\nAnd as somone who knows nothing of WOW and never played it. That is a gap of knowledge i would enjoy seeing filled. \n\nLong man good", "You need less than 9 seconds to say one of three sentences\n\"avoid at all costs\"\n\" not bad, worth playing if you're into the genre\"\n\"must play\"", "I don't even mind them talking about sponsors. Easy enough to skip past it. But I hate the rambling long videos that are long just to hit some video length.", "I think only you and he realised. Some people only want to complain. \nAs for the game, it’s good fun but I think it’s intended to be played using keyboard and mouse. I cannot play it well with a controller aiming at the opposite direction of where I am moving to.", "So you acknowledge that you can do longer reviews without spending “half the video promoting sponsors and rambling”. Just like lots of popular channels do…", "Subbed .... For now..", "You may like r/minireview . It's centered around mobile gaming with a mix of short written and video edited reviews. The guy who started it was posting a few reviews a week, transitioned to YouTube videos, then developed an app.\n\n\n\nIt's not one-to-one with what you want to do but NimbleThor has done some great work that may help you along.", "Yeaaaah, this doesn't at all sound like jelaousy because of the traction this post got. You know what? Thanks for even more promotion for the guy, im gonna sub to him now. Lets see how long you gonna have \"aBouT ThrEe TiMeS mOrE\"", "You were sponsored by sponsor block weren't you?", "It's actually really bad to gain traction on Reddit if you knew anything about YouTube it really fucks people over there's a lot of people that one off subscribe because they see it. Then they never actually go back and watch any more content and then it completely kills off their engagement because those Reddit subscribers aren't constantly watching the YouTuber by growing a real fan base.\n\nThere are many examples of this happening that dinosaur kid is probably the top one that pops into my head he got like a 50 thousand subscribers in a month off Reddit and now gets like from 300 views on his videos. YouTube views him having 50,000 subscribers and only getting 300 views they stopped showing your stuff and your channel dies. During the Mr beast rewind a bunch of those people he shouted out also got fucked over by getting an influx of like 300,000 subs but nobody watches their stuff when YouTube recommends it out to the people who subscribe so they get really low engagement.\n\nTrying to build a fan base off of spam posting your shit on Reddit doesn't work and is an absolutely horrible idea but by all means I don't care I didnt have to spam post my stuff like op to gain subs. But you do do, I do hope he gets banned soon thondo you know what a shithole the subreddit would be if a thousand + people spammed six of the same videos per day to get traction on their youtube.", "Love it :) The pitch made me fear it would feel rushed but it was actually just right.\n\nIf you're open to criticism I would say the facecam is unnecessary and maybe even feels wrong for this genre. Other than that a good mic would go a long way.\n\nCheers anyway, I'm subbed and looking forward to more reviews.", "My thoughts exactly, it's impressive the one take but it would be cleaner with a good mic, no cam, and some editing magic.", "Listen, I understand your frustration, but as far as I saw it's not like he spammed because his other posts got like 10-15 upvotes, they were completely ignored, thus I don't think it's that much of a problem to post again, if it's not disliked but rather ignored, you know? If you are trying to get some traction, and if you manage to advertise at the wrong time, because of some event or bad times for US or something, I don't think it's that much of a problem to do it again a couple hours/days later until you got it right.\n\nNow, if he posts again later this year or something, or after this post a month later, here again, now that will be disgusting.\n\nAlso, if I may ask, what kind of content do you make?", "Escapist 3 minute reviews accomplishes this effectively", "My wife used to watch this guy do 15 minute insanity workouts on YouTube like 5 years ago and he would always bang on about how he's said no to all these big firms who offered him lots of money because \"fitness should be free\". His videos now start with 3 minutes of talking about his sponsors and he ends with more advertising as well as several ads during the video.", "There's also a One Minute reviewer doing movie reviews. Like it a lot", "Cool man I'm super glad you completely ignored the fact that it breaks rule 9 of this sub. You're also not realizing that Reddit has millions of people so for this one person that's nice that you think that, but I don't think you're thinking about the scale of what Reddit is and the garbage your line of thinking is going to produce when a million plus people can do it.\n\nBut at the end of the day I have to go to bed I don't know this person this really it really doesn't affect me that much so I guess it's off to bed for me and this is where the threads going to die.\n\nAlso I make Care Bear EDM remixes on YouTube.", "See, my foolproof plan is I’m just going to communicate with my fictional audience.\n\nI’ll straight up tell them in posts or some shit that my videos are 15 minutes long, but the first 5 are to pay the bills. Do with that info what you will!", "Your comment reminded me of this: https://youtu.be/rnso4nfdM9w\n\nExcept in 90 and 60 second reviews lol", "Since I actually use NordVPN, I guess I'd be happy being sponsored by them.", "I'd say VideogameDunkey has been pretty true to his audience and his content. Just increased in editing value. Its been done before.", "or maybe this is just the account I use when I want to comment stuff I am not brave enough to post on my main account because I don't know what the response would be.\n\nLike going onto someone's post and telling them you don't like a bunch of stuff about it.", "I don't want to be harsh, but when your content is this mediocre, why should they be successful in the first place? There's an interesting video by Ludwig from a few weeks ago that discusses this, but the point of it is that if you are good at running a youtube channel, you will be successful.\n\nOPs video is so generic and flat that the only reason I watched all of it, is because I didn't feel like it would be fair to critique if I didn't. There are plenty of obvious faults that would improve his content right away, even with the limitations of 90 seconds. At the moment his content is literally just reading out a generic review while playing some clips in the background.\n\nGet rid of the webcam and improve your mic quality; rehearse your script so it doesn't sound like you're reading it; bring more energy and speak faster, and edit out the gaps, to make it snappier and more fun to listen to.", "Oh, you hungry? Boom, hellofresh", "It looks more jittery? Like the picture is jumping around instead of a fluid motion. Most people can tell the difference. Maybe your screen is set to 30Hz refresh rate so it looks all the same to you? Or you're just different :-) \n\nPS: try this https://www.testufo.com/ If you don't notice a difference then increase \"Count Of UFOs\" until you do.\n\nPPS: or this https://www.testufo.com/framerates-versus", "If everybody uses sponsor block that obviously wouldn't work. 1 measley view, for sure, but it's all about those adding up (it's like saying, oh, my one car doesn't pollute that much, it won't change shit if I stop using it: it's all about the numbers)\n\nYou get the best of both worlds because only a small number of persons use this, but if enough do, you'll ruin the system for everybody.\nI mean, I don't really care that you're using it but be honest with yourself and what you're doing.\n\nYou can't be serious when saying that you support creators by keeping up with their content, especially if you block the ads/sponsors.", "The Cyberpunk atmosphere in this game is absolutely top notch. This is Blade Runner on steroids. Unfortunately, the gameplay itself becomes repetitive after the first hub or so. Still, good game with great worldbuilding.", "Ironically, I think CP2077 falls short because it does not have enough Cyberpunk, enough tech. It focuses more on the run-down city aspect than on the tech aspect. There are phases in CP2077 that barely show any tech whatsoever, and other moments where fighting a gang feels more like what I'd do in GTA. That is, unless I start using the nethack skills, which do feel very much Cyberpunk-esque. But still, not enough.\n\nIn The Ascent though you are surrounded by tech. It is all run down, but it does not look like a present-day city with tech slapped on it.", "Great channel idea! Here’s my 2 cents if you’re interested:\n\n- Drop the PIP of your face - it adds nothing (I don’t mean that as an offence, you’re a good looking guy but it’s not needed for this concept). \n\n- Invest in a mic and some post processing for audio - it’s not as expensive or as complicated as you think.\n\n- Don’t be afraid to make money with sponsorship. If you go hard in on the 90 seconds, the second you get a sponsor your entire concept is in the bin. For me sponsored spiels are not the issue once integrated organically, my main gripe is the rambling and shit talking for 75% of the video. I like that your take on it is “get to the fucking point”.\n\n- Give it a score at the end.\n\nAlso, love the new intro and logo!\n\nI’ve subscribed and I wish you success!", "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Mike Tyson", "Yeah, I come to YouTube to watch short videos. YouTube specifically rewards people that make videos over 10-15 minutes long that get watched all the way through. I've watched so many long reviews or tutorials that could have easily been cut down to 3-5 minutes and it's kinda annoying that I need to waste my time.", "What stops you from doing 90 second reviews and then more in depth ones alongside them?", "Haha. \"I'll fuck you 'til you love me, f***t\" - Mike Tyson :)", "TotalBiscuit was one of the realest. RIP.", "No one likes hair in their food. Trim the hedges. Your balls will thank you!", "Eric has the best sponsored ads.", "While expanding your vocab is nice just take care not to get too word vomity, I see it too much in reviewers because everyone wants to be different so badly but in the end it's just a shallow attempt to sound smart. Just be sincere would be my suggestion.", "Capitalism is evil until it benefits you personally", "I follow a bunch of great channels of YouTube that has stayed away from the sponsorship bullshit, for example:\n\nShutUpandSitDown - Board game reviews.\n\nAhoy - Extremely well made videos about the history of gaming.\n\nTom Scott - Interesting videos about things.\n\nI don’t have anything particular against sponsorships, since they do allow for content creators to exist. Joerg Sprave (the SlingShotChannel) is pretty open about sponsorships being the sole reason the channel still exists. I do think certain things are a bit iffy though, like endorsement of investment sites which gives out “free” shares for signing up. I know Colin Furze plugs sites like that a lot and it doesn’t feel right considering his audience are mainly younger people who probably have no knowledge of the risk associated with the stock market.\n\nThen we have people like Daniel Thrasher where the sponsored parts are mini-skits in themselves.", "great concept, subbed. Will need to review new games we haven't heard of - use the new follower count cash to buy a better microphone.", "Its youtube algorithm forces people to make 10 min videos, not the creator's decision.", "You could just watch better content too. Plenty of content creators who doesn’t do videos like that.", "If you started a YouTube channel with a set out goal to not do sponsorships is shouldn’t really be that surprising that channels with sponsors make more money…", "This guy again. You're good at promoting yourself.", "I guess he doesn't play JRPG that much because JRPGs have only cutscenes and very basic tutorial in the first 60 minutes", "Bill Burr as well", "I rush norr streamers would skip the cam altogether.\n\nMy favourite videos from NortherLion are the videos he makes directly for YouTube without the cam activated.", ">IMO, the important thing is to not promote products you don’t actually approve of yourself.\n\nAgree, I think FactFriend (I think thats the name of the channel) have done this, where they either A. Just don't do the ad since they don't need the money or B. Only do it in their own way\n\nMost history focus channel also do this, from what I understand at least", "Now do BF2042. Good luck", "This is a great idea until someone comes up with the 89 second game reviews. Then you are screwed", "I’m not saying short 90 second reviews are inherently bad, but a lot of people want more in-depth talking points in their reviews. \n\nAlso, why reviewers are filled with ads and sponsorships? The big networks like IGN always get straight to the point when starting their videos.", "Not the only thing that makes him unlistenable either", "Damn, we’ve gone full circle! Used to be short videos dominated, then long content for ad rev, but now with so many ads and people dragging on for maximum profit, short becomes popular again! \n\nYou are part of the revival, if you keep at something and improve it will work out. If you’re serious, don’t give up.", "His preference usually lies around platformers and Metroidvanias, but he does try a lot outside of those categories as well.", "It's something about turning 30 you realize your passion isn't making you enough money so you decide to sell out.", "Anyone else remember hot pepper gaming?", "This game was terriblr", "While I totally agree I’m thankful that mods dropped the ball on this one else I would have never seen it.", "People are giving all kinds of criticism (which I guess is what you're looking for), but I have to say your video worked on me!\n\nI've always loved top-down stick shooters but it's been a while since I've played one. Very much liked what I saw in your video so I checked GamePass and sure enough it's included. Installing now :)", "I mean you basically are scamming people, you are a paid shill for a product that isn't the outright best product or best value for money.\n\nIf you wouldn't recommend the product, and it isn't the one you would buy, then that is scamming people by advertising it. Especially if a lot your content is reviews or consumer advice.", "Nah man don't listen to the angry dudes, if you keep spamming after you picked up traction then it would be scummy but you are damn right that the popularity rule is fucked up for content creators !\n\nKeep on rockin", "Not game reviews, but Flashgitz does hilarious RAID Shadow Legends ads.", "I wouldn’t do that. It would be too distracting to see a face pop especially during a short 90 seconds video.", "I mean, if you create a format that works, and you can support it via Patreon, it's totally sustainable. \n\nAlso if the review lasts 90 seconds and there is a 30 second ad after it* it wouldn't necessarily impact the viewing experience, bored viewers could simply click away.\n\nI'm just trying to say OP can do it, maybe it'll work, just look at how explosive was Girlfriend Reviews, people are clearly ready for new ways to talk about games.\n\n\n\n\nWith all of this said, if I was seriously interested in buying a game and wasn't just there to have a general idea, I would still watch a feature length review from Angry Joe over this. Personal preference, I like thorough reviews.", "Sponsored ads? Oh, you mean his short art films featuring Shawn Kohne. Yeah, he's a real _artiste_", "what makes you think I do? Just because I recognize the trend on the platform? Why would I watch these videos I call fucking terrible?", "Perfect! Subscribed!", "It's [7 minute abs](https://youtu.be/JB2di69FmhE)...", "Really like the review, only thing I think would make it better is at the end a \"is it worth the money?\" Section.\n\n Like my metric for us it worth the money is can I get 1 hour of fun per dollar. So if I can get 60 hours of fun out of a 60 dollar game, that's a great game. 30 hours out of a 60 dollar game is okay, and anything less than a 1.50 dollar to hour ratio is probably not worth it, unless it's mind blowingly good. \n\nReally like this format and you did a really good job hitting the main points.", "You've heard of the 90sec reviews well I came out with something better I call it...80 second game reviews.", "Reddit is so bad at this and default subs might as well be unmoderated.", "There's also TONS of channels that have a 1, 2, 3, or 5 minute review format besides this one. It's a super common concept and has been for years. I hate that OP is making it out like some kind of revolutionary idea that he's never heard of before.", "You can't just reply and ruin the narrative like that, we've got pitchforks to use. I paid good money for mine and it's just collecting dust", "Just FYI they are Ads, short for advertisements. Adds is what you do when you want the sum of numbers.", "Keep up the good work man. Wish Steam had videos like this somehow.\n\nI hate seeing a really cool looking game and they don’t include enough in game images to get a feel for it. So you end up having to load the 2-3 videos they have and fast forward through them just to see a glimpse.", "Webcam gives extra authenticity and intimacy compared to a disembodied voice.", "Adblock Origin + Sponsor Block, and YouTube Vanced on android is all I need you skip the crap.", "I use it, users submit the timestamps and you can choose what to skip. It's honestly brilliant. I've had it a month and skipped over 5 hours of sponsor segments", "Get Sponsor block. It will change your viewing experience forever. You can skip all of that.", "I get your point, but I was watching the game play 99% of the time. I only glanced at it to notice it was there. I don't see a downside of having it though unless it's blocking something on screen. Some people might value it.", "Does CC’s here mean carbon copies or credit cards?", "Remember in the early 90s the WORST thing you could do was get sponsored and sell out , in 1 generation it has completely reversed. Now selling out is the coolest", "I can only recommend sponsor block as well. It doesn't skip the fluff, only the ad, though.", "As a corollary, I'm looking forward to only 45s ads.", "It does if you enable it. I skip intros, sub reminders, self promotions, sponsor segments, outtro's etc.", "Wow, looks like I've been doing it wrong all this time! thanks!", "watch Buzzfeed steal your idea", "Start posting on tiktok. You’ll thrive on there.", "Really liked this review, you managed to pack a succinct review into those tight 90 seconds. Your delivery was also quite charismatic, I enjoyed your critique thoroughly!", "Loved it up until a game breaking bug. Such a glitchy mess. Loved everything else about it. Shame.", "Or...maybe they just like the game. You sound incredibly bitter for no reason man.", "Or realise they want to be paid for their labour.", "It's a perfect pick up and play games for a few mins a day. But it'd glitch as he'll on pc.", "If you use YouTube Vanced for Android, it has SponsorBlock built in, too, although I think you can only contribute back on the PC extension.", ">when your content is this mediocre, why should they be successful in the first place?\n\nSee, that's how a free market is supposed to work. However, our culture has changed so that people just buy/consume anything that they're told that they need. Look at pre-orders. This has become such an anti-consumer practice but millions of people throw their money at pre-orders multiple time per year, only to be burned time and time again. And then they wonder why publishers continue the practice without realizing that they, the consumers, are the ones enabling the business model. A huge portion of consumers are spending their money on what they believe a product will be, not based on what it actually is.\n\nMediocre goods and services shouldn't thrive. But people are so brand/culture loyal now that mediocre and even bad products thrive simply because they're associated with a specific market. If OP throws a few popular memes in their videos, all of a sudden their the savior of reddit and ride a wave of popularity, the mediocrity of the rest of the content not mattering at all.", "What's weird is I saw another video from this dude with the same title getting the same comments and made none of the suggested changes. \n\nSomething about this feels really weird.", "This was a pretty good short review! I think I've seen about that game somewhere else on a livestream when first seeing it but i can't put my figure on it from the person streaming it since i was just briefly watching them play it. The game seems pretty interesting with that whole Diablo feel to it from how the game mechanics were made somewhat only more of a shooter.", "Haha no I don't give a shit what you do mate. I just like it. Plus it's open source unless I'm mistaken so they don't need nor want to try and make money off it", "Take my upvote.", "If he wants to make a 90 second video it’s kinda necessary", "That's never been the case for normal ad blockers and never will be. It certainly won't be the case for something even smaller and more niche. That's some r/hailcorporate logic", "His \"shout-talking\" style is also pretty grating but I appreciate the amount of work he puts into videos and I watch them all.", "Oh yeah? Well I just check the % positive score.", "It’s because the video is not about a review but an actual commercial w/ the sole purpose of making money.", "To be fair Ludwig's way to market the video was somewhat similar. Use \"slightly manipulative\" out of the box thinking social media tricks to get as many eyes as possible on your content (and as long as it's good content, people will watch, subscribe, share etc.)", "It is worse than that. The algorithm is brutal on short content. They want content long enough to shove multiple ads in.\n\nSo someone genuinely focusing on short, to the point content. Even if it was a 5 minute video, would really get beat up by youtube.\n\nThat's a huge reason why people trend towards the longer videos and start putting sponsors in.", "Spammer", "Raycon is a shit product and i hate youtubers shilling them", "You aren't going to get paid then", "Yeah but your last part there is what the point really is. There's no point spamming your channel on Reddit or wherever else if people will stop watching just as soon as they start. I'm amazed that this post is so popular because the video itself is so average.\n\nRealistically you have one chance to have a popular post like this. Now don't get me wrong, the amount of views, and to a lesser extent, subscribers he will get from this post can be considered successful. But if the videos are all of this quality his channel isn't going to continue to grow and the subscribers he does get will start to view his content less and less. So you could almost view this as a wasted opportunity despite the short term success.", "They also only watch the first hour of the movie and review it based on if they want to finish it or not, right?", "It's brave until you lose out on ad revenue due to not dancing to the content hosts tune. It's the same reasoning that got us recipe webpages that are 90% ads and crap and 10% the actual recipe. Google enforces this through their search engine, just how YouTube promotes it's money makers and will leave your 90sec videos to bitrot.", "You just gave him a full review of his reviewing. Missing sponsorship plug though", "Why not 80 seconds", "Sponsor block\n\nYoutube vanced", "\"Got tired of 10 minute game reviews that spend half the video promoting sponsors and rambling,\" same \n\"so decided to come up with quick 90 Second Game Reviews!\" exact opposite of the solution I want", "Interesting take on game reviews. I'd like to see more before I decided if I do or don't like it.", "Thanks! I appreciate the kind words! It feels like along time when you say it all in one go...not so much when you watch it lol", "Thats a really good idea. I was thinking about going away from ratings and just straight up saying if I think its worth the money and time.", "Ok then I’ll rephrase it: if you aren’t committing illegal acts and breaking the law then I don’t fucking care what you’re advertising get that fuckin money. If you’re a content creator there’s a 99% chance nobody will fucking know who you are in ten years and will not remember or care what you advertised and promoted. Just get paid, that matters so much more in real life than whatever some 16 year old on the internet thinks about you because you promoted a mobile game he doesn’t like.\n\n>!inb4 “username checks out” hell yes it does get that RAID money and pay for your moms mortgage fuck what everyone else says”!<", "At least synch them with the points. It's 90 sec reviews.... Showing a few random clips kinda seems odd.", "> I don’t fucking care what you’re advertising get that fuckin money. \n\nUnless you're not an asshole, I hope everyone treats you in the manner you chose to treat others. With utter contempt.", "Ya what blows my mind is not getting the whole point of 90 sec videos... Quicker cuts or synched cuts makes sense.", "The only things he mentions without showing relevant clips are the plot and the fast travel. Literally every other clip is relevant to what he's saying. Scenery, gym bro's, character creation, rocket jump, mech suit etc. \n\nI have no idea why you'd think otherwise, I saw maybe 3 random clips.", "Didn't I see this exact same concept like 2 weeks ago?", "Hell, even when YouTube Shorts came out in Beta, I was doing sub-60 second reviews for it. I was one of like three people that did it at the time, and after doing like 20 videos; it doesn't work.", "> but you are damn right that the popularity rule is fucked up for content creators !\n\nIt's pretty fair actually, only 10% of your total submission history can be self promotion related. It ensures that people aren't mainly using reddit as their own advertising platform and that the site is littered with spam and advertisers.\n\n[Here's the subreddit you get when you don't have self promotion rules.](https://old.reddit.com/r/gamers/)\n\nMore than 90% of the content in that subreddit is self promotion YouTube and blog spam.", "neither it means Carrot Choppers", "just shave your nuts and then grow the hair back bro", "If raid paid me 25 grand for a 60 second add I would become a raid YouTuber overnight lol", "I said my two cents, there are many bullet points, I've said all I can say and it's my opinion. It's not an attack haha. Anyways hope the best for 90 sec reviews.", "That's fair, you have a right to your opinion. The clips just aren't random, they're related to what he says.\n\nIs banjospaceman a reference to outer wilds? I just finished that and loved it, it has a banjospaceman too.", "Holy shit. I've been thinking about that game but now you may have solidified me getting it. I had no idea.\n\nBanjo is just taken from Banjo Kazooie, my fave game ever.\n\nBuying Outer Wilds now haha thanks friend.", "It's awesome, don't spoil it in any way (unless you get stuck or something). Enjoy, lol. \n\nBanjo Kazooie is neat too.", "I havent watched a review of his in years, but thats mostly cause I dont watch game reviews anymore.", "Oh ok.", "Yeah I think he usually opens the video with the name of his sponsor and a note that there's more info about them at the end. So a 2 to 4 second name drop and a full pitch at the end. Maybe that's where he saves it. Anyone who opens the video will see the name drop, at least." ]	767	videos	Got tired of 10 minute game reviews that spend half the video promoting sponsors and rambling, so decided to come up with quick 90 Second Game Reviews!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzgjglZqS3Y&t=29s	/r/videos/comments/r3lvaf/onair_radio_freestyle_rap_givin_me_nextlevel_vibes/	[ "It’s a shame that someone who comes across as so self-aware and conscientious, decided to make music with human shit ball, Chris Brown", "Some free styles it seems the rapper just repeats canned one liners thought up before, but this came across as original and pure talent.", "Really? I thought the exact opposite. He's a great rapper and lyricist, but 100% of this sounded rehearsed to me.", "And he even makes a reference to Shit Brown in this rap while simultaneously saying covering R. Kelly is problematic.\n\nYo Dicky, domestic abuse, multiple assault charges, and being an all around piece of shit is problematic too even if it's convenient to your career to think otherwise.", "I totally agree, this is either written in totality, or a collection of written verses strung together. I realize that \"the game\" has changed, and a lot of people use written \"freestyles\", but it takes away from calling it a freestyle. That being said it was well done and I liked it.", "Agreed", "Supposedly he was trying to become a stand up comedian prior to rapper so that makes perfect sense. Memorizing a bit is the same as memorizing a freestyle", "OK I'm no rapper and hardly listen to rap anymore but surely that doesn't count as a freestile? A free stile is a test of your tallent, no? A test to see if you can freely rap without the aid of penand paper or computers.\r\n\r\n\r\nAAA, am i getting old? I think I'm getting old.", "After watching HarryMack Freestyle, I have to be honest. Very few shock me anymore.", "TIL calling black people on Reddit brown shit stains is OK", "Edited, sorry for the insensitivity. Not what was intended, but not acceptable.", "Should have gone with Chris Brown Woman Beater", "I was just trolling dw" ]	13	videos	On-air Radio freestyle rap givin' me next-level vibes
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3lzdx/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3lzdx/deleted_by_user/	[ "Thanos vs. Oppenheimer was better.", "I can't believe this channel is still going.", "Lmao haven’t seen these since middle school. I’m watching it" ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/2KoZHtcKkXo	/r/videos/comments/r3m7zd/i_love_the_power_glove/	[ "It's so bad", "Sadly, my 9 year old dumb ass fell for this and I ended up getting one. It was... bad. Soooo useless.", "That gun from the duck hunt game was way better.", "Fuck! Go up! Go up!", "FIRE FROM THE GODS!", "Complete Chad.", "nobody ever made a funner gun", "It was a simpler time for product placements", "Y'all have no idea how big a deal this was when it came out. Kids in my school were losing their minds trying to find out where they could get it. Since there was no internet or social media, it was just all crazy rumors and calling every ToysRUs in the state trying to find out more info.", "everytime I say \"California\" now I say it like the kid from the movie", "I'm not sure you can really call it a product placement when the whole movie was really just a 90-minute commercial for Nintendo. lol", "he's so cool\n\njust like Chris Pratt", "I say it normally, but the voice in my head is totally that kid.", "same, been doing it for years haha\n\nCali-fooooornia", "And now I listen to Jenny Lewis music while playing NES", "You didn’t have to hold your hand out and roll it side to side, did you? 🤣🤣", "My friend had a power glove. Wasn’t useful for anything other than a costume prop.", "Wen I was 10, I remember for Christmas my cousin (same age) asked for the Power Glove and I asked for Game Genie.\n\nWe only used the Power Glove like 3 times but Game Genie was fucking awesome!", "I recently saw a trailer for a new feature-length Nintendo commercial starring NPH", "Go watch the movie ‘8-Bit Christmas’, they have a great scene with the power glove showing all the hype and then minutes later about how shit it actually was.", "I love Jenny Lewis.", "The movie 8-bit Christmas has a great scene with the power glove that actually shows how terrible it was.", "Lol, the sound of the buttons at 0:25 remind me of the sequence from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. [part of the movie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PYI6TzqYk)", "And we all learned something that day. The Power Glove SUCKED.", "I can't help but say it [like this](https://youtu.be/Tt-tG6ufH90) now lol", "I wanna know how The Wizard knew where the warp whistles were at.", "[I love the Powerglove. It's so bad!](https://ocremix.org/remix/OCR02882)", "I can't wait for Chris Pratt to be in all my favorite franchises, past and future. ^^^/s", "Horse the Band-Cutsmen", "I only just realised the beeping is tune from Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Then again I haven't watched this in almost 20 years.", "I wanna know how I knew where the warp whistles were at. Was it nintendo power, friends, or one of those game guides booklets they made long before the internets or gamefaqs was a thing? I sure as hell can't remember. Or I guess this movie spread the secret real quick", "you should watch 8 bit chirstmas where they totally mock it.", "Well I fell for the VirtualBoy so we were both taken by Nintendo.", "HE’LL CUT YOU APART", "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!", "Definitely the movie and Nintendo Power for me. :-D", "I mean, it was never meant to be some deep intellectual classic for the ages. It was literally made to promote Nintendo products in general and Mario 3 in particular. It was a feature length commercial.", "phenomenal ending to this clip", "You’re absolutely right. My neighbor was the first to get it that I knew of and boy were we let down. We actually thought we were too young and not cool enough to understand its true power.", "The tone when he pushes the button sounds like the message from Close Encounters.", "One imagines that was purposeful.", "THAT LITTLE BASTARD", "It feels so good, to be so bad.", "I'm getting cross-eyed and nauseous just remembering this treasure!", "It has to be an easter egg.", "A movie I quote even though I've never seen it.", "That the 8-Bit Christmas? I saw a review that said the movie wasn't half bad, but then again, I haven't seen it so it could be terrible.", "I always thought the super scope was cool.", "I definitely tried to play rad racer like he did. It absolutely did not work that way at all.", "We had a video segment on our local news for one of the whistles, remember it being a huge deal because I could actually watch the news with my parents. My dad was actually a really avid Mario player who showed me the turtle trick for infinite lives — so it was awesome to actually connect about something.", "and I here I thought I just hated the character he played.", "If Nintendo wants to do another full length commercial feature, can we please get a Captain N movie?", "I like how there's no actual indication that he won the race or anything, the music just ends and he turns around.", "Haha that's for when I'm high", "The button tones are the same tones used in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Neat!", "Same! My dad and uncle used to get hammered and buy different accessories for my game systems. The power glove was on their list. When they finished setting it up they were about 20 beers down a piece and tried Mike Tyson’s Punch Out. It was the only time I’ve ever seen Glass Joe go 2-99.", ">turtle trick for infinite lives\n\nOn the stairs near the end of the first few levels? \n\nI remember when my older cousin showed me that, it blew my 8 year old mind!", "woh is that jenny lewis? two throwbacks for the price of one.\n\nEdit: and Fred Savage too. wow.", "\"Hey kid, wanna see my Power Glove?\"", "it is. I've seen her in concert a few times.", "I knew two people who had one. Both were lefties.", "I.. loved my Virtual Boy", "Rilo Kiley brings me back to high school. Kinda miss those days. Going to concerts with friends in the city was such a novel and exciting experience.", "According to a Youtube comment, someone says the sound at the end is when you don't finish/lose the race.", "I prefer to call it [old Californie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYqh6aN9bk)", "The way it used its technology was absolutely brilliant, too.", "My grandparents had an NES and bought me the this for Christmas in 90 when I was 3 and sat on it for a few years. I had SNES by the time she remembered she had it and gifted it to us but this was around the same time Power Rangers was huge and having this cool glove with all the buttons made me the coolest green ranger! I think we only used it for like 2 games ever and it just sits on my shelf with the super scope", "Because it's a movie hedged on nostalgia, and the glove is an easy target", "I beg to differ. I thought I recall using this on like Tyson punch out!", "It's very mediocre. Kids will enjoy it though", "What, you mean you didn't find the shoulder mounted Super Scope totally easy to use and so much fun?", "It's so bad. Like seriously, playing games with that thing just sucks!", "Perfect delivery and performance. That kid deserved an Oscar.", "Yea I'm 38 and I've been a big fan of their music since I was a teenager. I saw RK in 2004 and in 2005. I saw Jenny Lewis perform at Hopscotch 2019. The Watson Twins were also playing the festival the same night and joined her for the last half of her set.", "I distinctively remember this giving me my very first boner.", "So bad that it even does the [Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind](https://youtu.be/wZj7gUIO-2k) sound when he hits the buttons! Never noticed that before, now I definitely need one!", "I got it as am open box return at target. Splitting head ache the rest of the weekend and sure enough returned it", ">8 bit\n\nIt was a surprisingly great family movie. I really thought it was going to be your typical cheesy movie, but I really enjoyed it. It also had a great ending and messaging IMO, definitely recomment as a family movie.", "Oh absolutely. Its impossible for it not to have happened", "CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!", "I remember finding one at a flea market in the late 90s. I wanted it cause it looked cool and would be great for a costume. The stupid old codger at the booth wanted something like 80 dollars for it.", "Yeah I got suckered by this scene in this movie by this god damn piece of junk!", "There were two games made for the power glove that used the 3d motion sensing technology that were impressive, but nobody else made games that used the gloves full potential, and it was clumsily adapted to use different motions to activate buttons in regular games.", "Its mystery is only exceeded by its power", "It's funny in hindsight also how he could have done the double warp whistle trick to go right to the final stage. \nI guess he doesn't do that in the movie cause nobody that wrote the script knew that trick yet.", "Maybe you're The Wizard, dude.", "Holy shit, they just dropped pinball from the title", "[This scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz1uHCxWxMw&t=44s) hits different now.", "I can't even land the plane with the regular controller...\n\nproceeds to land plane with Power Glove", "#worst Christmas present ever", "I sure did love this movie when I was a youngster. The whole idea of kids going on an unsupervised journey to the mystical land of California really spoke to me. Plus Jenny Lewis.", "I don’t think it was that much NEW.", "For those not familiar:\n\nThe Zapper worked by just having a simple little photo sensor in the barrel. When you pulled the trigger, the entire screen would black out and then strobe a white square over the possible targets. If the gun could see the white square, that's a hit!", "I tried Mike Tyson's Punch Out too, it did not work well!", "hah! I'm lefty as well.", "Nostalgic for me for two reasons; the most recent being HORSE THE BAND\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7wpzKvNhfA", "Lol. He wasn't acting. He's really that big of a douchebag.\n\nEdit: Or maybe he never left character . . . . You may be right....", "This thing was the biggest POS. Had all this crap to put on the TV. The worst, but I thought it was so cool!", "https://youtu.be/5qNgAxOMf_s", "I have one. Never used.", "The headache was what got me. I ended up selling it 10 years ago for almost $200 though so not all bad", "I'm glad I never knew anyone with it. That way it kept its mystique. Boy did this movie blow me away. I thought it was just movie stuff until it hit the shelves.", "So bad", "Did anyone else hear the Close Encounters spaceship sound when he hit the buttons?", "From Galoob!", "Yes, but did your eyeballs?", "Easter Eggs are delicious", "If ya wanna see something impressive. GrandPooBear beat Super Mario Bros 3 using the power glove.", "Jenny Lewis grew up to make music I really like.", "Seriously this hasn't been posted here? I tried to post a video that had been posted once...12 years ago...and it was modded out. But a clip from a movie almost as old as I am.....", "Except the actor got 10 years for child molestation. So not very cool at all.", "6 AA Batteries was the biggest reason why I used this thing only a couple times.", "I wasted my \"good gift\" on this piece of junk for xmas one year.", "Hackerman abides:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs?t=12", "The charge A attack in smash bros in my favorite feature it has", "As a kid who grew up in the West in the late 80s this movie spoke to me on so many levels.", "I love this movie lol", "Yep. Here's a more accurate portrayal of it: https://youtu.be/3hfHc0uZAIM?t=37", "I think Chris Pratt not being very cool either may have been the joke.", "Fair enough, woosh", "Oh I'm there with you two.... And the power glove receiver used to always fall off the tv. I loved my Virtual Boy, it was as though if I believed in it, it'd be a success! The one I never did get my hands on was a UForce controller, I wanted that so bad.", "Which games?", "Loved this.", "Jump higher, stay bigger, live forever! Add incredible firepower!", "How it worked is a super cool solution - look it up on YouTube if you have to seen it explained.", "This movie was the best thing about the power glove", "He was likely being sarcastic when he said \"I love the power glove\" and wasn't bullshitting when he said \"It's so bad.\"", "The power glove loves me", "Wait no shit? I saw a comment on YouTube saying something about him being infamous but I didn't get it", "That was like a cheat code machine sort of thing, right? \n\nI had the power glove and it was fucking awful", "No, that's how you set up Greendale's virtual reality. It's also necessary to say \"Jesus wept\"", "Me too. I'm still pissed", "No it did not", "https://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/NY20653/Jack-Vinson.html\n\nYep", "Hard flex for level 1 of Rad Racer", "I'm going out Californey way. I hear they got lots of power gloves there. Why they got so many power gloves you can just pick em right up off the street", "Right? I haven't played video games since my PS3 broke but i remember trying then to get even something close to duck hunt and it didn't exist", "Was looking for this. Haven't thought about this song since 2006. LITTTTLEEEE ANNDROIIIDD MAAAANNNN", "Ayyyyy", "It's so bad", "This movie not only gave me an unrealistic expectation of the Power Glove’s capabilities. It also gave me unrealistic expectation of how sexually attractive Pro NES playing would appear to girls.", "Ya holy shit. What a scumbag", "Super Glove Ball and Bad Street Brawler.", "Had one at about the same age as that kid. I had more fun pretending to be Hacker Man than actually using it to play games, partly because it was bad at playing games.\n\nNow, the lap pad controllers with repeaters and joystick? That was practically cheating. My friends wouldn't let me use it in Street Fighter because certain character abilities became obnoxiously easy to activate with it (Chun Li's rapid kick, Honda's slaphappy thing, Blanka's electrical thing, etc)", "Omg We laughed so hard at this scene.", "Really awful, and I can still feel the blisters.", "Uh....neat.", "You selling the Game Genie or Erectile Disfunction Medication?", "One of the best retro video game movies of all time.", "Came here for Horse the Band. Saw them live in the UK.", "it IS neat, buddy.", "And he can afford to live in Manhattan? Dick.", "Reminded me of [Angry Videogame Nerd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hfHc0uZAIM)", "This should be way higher", "I got my first migraine playing a Virtual Boy demo unit (Mario Tennis) at a Blockbuster, lol.", "Hey, neat boner, friend!", "It was the coolest controller, everybody wanted one except for the people that tried it and realized it barely worked.", "You could. It wouldn't work, but nothing else would either. The Power Glove was all around useless.", "Scissors on his fucking hands!", "It’s so bad", "Man, “Bunnies” is my first video but horse the band has been my jam for the last 15 years", "Yes.", "Yeah, until that kid went on a killing spree with it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxNfD1fIdzM", "The scene kind of pissed me off because the kid was using the Power Glove to play a \"game\" that had been created for the movie, and which clearly exceeded the NES's capabilities. Not to mention that it was presented as a Street Fighter II / Mortal Kombat clone in 1988.", "Goes for more than that now", "Eenie meenie miney mo I wonder where my Power Glove will go", "He’s a handsome fella, no doubt.", "You know you can really get trapped in that web of beepers and Zenith televisions and Walkmens and discmens and floppy discs and zip drives, laser discs, answering machines and Nintendo Power Gloves…", "Had one. \n\nWorst shit ever.", "Having no ceiling = secret. Established in the very first game.\n\nDownvote all you want but this is obviously true.. Theres a warp zone in the second fucking level accessed by, you guessed it, A HOLE IN THE ROOF.", "Further, in 2004, Jackey Vinson (\"Lucas\" - the Power Glove kid) was charged and sentenced to ten years probation for child molestation, and now has his own spot on New York's sex offenders list. Yuck. Allegedly, Vinson joined Twitter a few years back in order to capitalize on his meme-found fame and to try to make up for past mistakes, but it seems like his return to the limelight was short lived: by now, the account has been deleted, and Vinson is in the wind again.", "I can only think of this song when I see anything The Wizard related. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/5qNgAxOMf_s", "I've been saying that my entire childhood and into adulthood.", "It's that satisfying click of the trigger.\n\nArcade machines have some amazing gun setups. Time Crisis & Terminator games were always great.", "Rad Racer remains one of the best games Square ever made.", "Same exact experience, all I wanted was that thing... got it... hated it and never used it again.\n\nSame thing as R.O.B. for my NES. At least that was kinda cool, but still short lived novelty for me.\n\nI do still own both of these things in original boxes in my basement.", "damn, living in manhattan.", "For like an hour and then you had to replace the 42 AA batteries. All to play the 2 games available for it. \n\nThe gun from Lethal Enforcers was better, but also not very useful outside of Lethal Enforcers.\n\nI also had a multi-tap so you could have 4 players play SNES at once. I never even played with 2 players. Not sure what I was thinking.", "Shit .... Guess he really didn't keep his power gloves off her ..", "The only thing I could think of was that after an hour that plastic glove would horribly smell of ass.", "God I loved this band! It was cool that they made a whole album about pizza.", "I had never heard of this movie until listening to Horse The Band's song, Cutsman.", "I remember my dad brought home a UForce for me back in the early 90's. I'm assuming he found it at a pawn shop or something. You can imagine how well a 7 year old me was at using it.", "Your dad and uncle would get drunk and drive over to Toys R' Us?\n\nNice.", "He’s boner fide", "Ahhh this is where the 'Regular show' got it from", "Maybe try out some knock knock jokes", "Held His Beer(Rolling Rock) Bottle... (Drinking)", "Hmm, interesting. Let's see what Pow Pow thinks.", "I bought one with money I saved mowing lawns. It was so much worse than just using a controller. We couldn't even figure out mario 3 with it. Such disappointment.", "Nobody asked you.", "> \"Hey kid, wanna ~~see~~ be my Power Glove?\"", "The Power Glove and the Sega 32x where both so disappointing.", "I had a Power Glove. I absolutely hated it.", "It's so bad", "Demo at a Blockbuster is literally the only place I ever played VB, and 5 mins was more than enough", "I remember only ever seeing one of these. And no, I was not allowed to touch it. They were awesome, just like the terminator gloves.", "Knock, knock!\n\nWho's there. \n\nGlove\n\nGlove who?\n\nImma power glove you all night long.", "Dont worry. When I bought my first Xbox 360, I bought 3 extra controllers. \n\nThen I remembered I don't have friends. \n\n2 of those are still in the box for some day when I might need them.", "It just kinda didn't work. You try to do the motions for the inputs, and it simply did not work, or did the wrong input 90% of the time. Unusable trash.", "I love the Send Me An Angel ( by Real Life ) traveling scene. https://youtu.be/UUImM1-7DBE", "Yup. I got one too.\n\nAwful. No clue how much they cost but I should apologize to my parents", "Thank you, I was trying to figure out where I remembered that tune from", "Pre-wiimote wiimote", "I’ve never seen nor heard of this actually 😅", "I wonder how many parents got upset at their kids for not using it. \"I spend a lot of money on this for you and you aren't using it!\"", "Sounds like a bad lip reading.", "What’s so strange is the lack of articles or information about the arrest. The only thing I can find is this sex offender page and lots of people commenting that he has a record (“Did you know…??). \n\nIt must of occurred around 2004 ish because that appears to be when he was sentenced but that’s it. So strange there’s so little info.", "[AVGN Episode](https://youtu.be/MYDuy7wM8Gk)\n\n\"Now you're playing with power!\"?\n\nNow you're playin' with fuckin' shit!\n\nYou're better off fuckin' shit than fuckin' with this fucked up shit!\n\nFuck this shit! You don't know shit about it how fuckin' shitty this fuckin' shit is.\n\nIt's so bad, it sucks. It's so fuckin' suck, it fucks!\n\nAnd I... can't take it any more.", "The wizard. A 90 minute Nintendo commercial that had kids around the world begging their parents to pay money to let them watch it. Only in turn to pay more money on the PowerGlove^^tm or Super Mario Bros 3.\n\nPS: I bought SMB3 because I saw this movie in theaters.", "I was 7 when this came out. All I thought about for months.\n\n39 now. I still believe it to hold magical powers.", "He wasnt lying in the movie, 'its so bad'. It was indeed. \n\nI got bamboozled years later with the SNES and the optic rocket launcher they sold. It was basically the same thing. Just terrible optic tracking, it only had a handful of games it worked with that were boring as shit and it rarely worked right. I ended up using it more as a pretend rocket launcher when I was running around with friends in the back yard than I ever used it for its intended purpose. \n\nNintendo just knew how to market garbage back then, and by fuck if I didn't eat it up.", "I want to get hbo just to watch that movie", "I love kung fury. Did they ever make the feature length one?", "HORSE the Band intensifies", "area 51 was the best gun game, but time crisis had a better gun", "The whole scene goes from great to hysterical to holy shit, I can't believe they went there and it's spectacular.\n\nFun movie.", "I liked it better in RAD. I wonder how many kids watched this movie and hitched rides only to be kidnapped.", "In 7th grade me and some buddies went straight from school to see this movie the day it came out. Our little 7th grade minds were blown when we saw the glove. Even more blown when the finale act of the move showed Super Mario Brothers 3....", "Not excusing his behavior at all, but we also need to shine a light on the world of child acting. Not saying Jackey Vinson was necessarily in a toxic, abusive situation himself… but that world is scary. And it wouldn’t surprise me in the least to hear Jackey Vinson was abused himself too. Especially as a pretty boy actor.", "One of my friends did the same thing. Never saw that badass shoulder cannon being used for gaming but it was always in use when we played war.", "I thought this was Band of Horses and I was super confused and excited to think they used to be an indie speed metal/punk thing before mellowing out.", "Damnnit Jackey. Ya didn't wear the glove. No glove. No love.", "I had it with Mike Tyson's punch out. It worked fairly well for that game. BUT, trying to play a game like Goonies or Super Mario Bros. Was not a good experience.", "And Tobey Maguire.", "Superscope also looked awesome in the commercials for it", "I remember that too. We were all proud of you that day", "I made friends with a neighbor who no one really ever played with so I could try it. When I finally got to try it, it was terrible.", "Horse the band - cutsman", "I had one. It was dogshit. I wore it outside playfighting instead.", "I was quoting the movie.. After ^ that dude says \"I love the power glove.. It's so bad..\" Fred Savage says \"Yeah well.. Just keep your power gloves off her, pal.\"", "I remember the scene following, he's playing rad racer but it was the menu screen. I was pissed. So fake Hollywood...you should have casted me!!!!! I know how to play this stuff.", "\"... and I mean BAD!\"", "Horse. The Band brought me here", "I went to a pizza party show when they promoted that album. There was a guy in a full body horse costume in the pit while the band threw slices out to the crowd.", "Best commercial ever", "Same here. I asked relentlessly for weeks before Christmas, it was the only thing I wanted. When I tried it out and realized it was hot wet garbage, I felt terrible asking my mom to spend good money on it. So I swallowed my pride and asked my mom to return it.", "He loves the power glove…….it’s so bad", "FYI that dude got charged with molesting a kid.", "Blonde kids in this era of filmmaking were always rich douche bags.", "He said in the movie it was so bad", "It’s literally one of the copy points there.\n\n“It’s so bad.”", "It’s so bad", "Truth in advertising", "I got one for Christmas and was disappointed it didn’t work with any games I had. Then we got Yoshi Island and I was disappointed once again.", "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fury_2", "He's a boner fiend", "Shawty soaking wet standing over dere", "“Wen” you were 10? C’mon dude, proofreading your comment takes 2 seconds.", "Like a young Brick Tamlin.", "A power glove should be able to make any opening it wants", "I had it for about a day and realized it sucked super bad. My mom took it back to the store and exchanged it for base wars. \n\nI’m actually fairly certain I wanted it because of the scene in this movie.", "[The tech was really impressive for the time.](https://electronics.howstuffworks.com/nintendo-power-glove.htm) Unfortunately, it wasn't ready and was incredibly unreliable.", "YES. I saw them and Dillinger Escape Plan play in 2005(?) and that show was so fucking violent.", "Just looked this actor up on imdb.\n1 of 2 Comments about him is that he is a registered child molester.\n\nEdit: name is Jackie Vinson", "I was in that prime age when this movie came out and I dreamed about having a power glove one day. Then I actually saw it in the corner of a friend's room one day and realized it was garbage. I was so sad.", "The kind of information I don't want to know but that reddit always love to shove to my face." ]	260	videos	"I love the Power Glove"
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3mc89/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3mc89/deleted_by_user/	[ "Reggie Watts!", "Yes, but you will see Kumail Nanjiani in the video too", "Bonus!" ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9I-s2UwxZk	/r/videos/comments/r3mgw9/why_i_hate_liveaction_anime_adaptations/	[ " That's nice. IMHO was a great watch. Slightly comedic and the actress was attractive. That plus sci-fi gets 5 stars", "I remember reading in this video essay something about how \"the medium is the message\". When you take a story out of the original medium it was written in you fundamentally change so many elements of that story. Going from anime to live action is the biggest leap one can make, and in order to make it work you have to change so much it kind of brings in to question why would you do it in the first place?", "I'm fine with adaptations, as long as its not 1:1. Stop trying to translate something designed creatively in a 2-D space and trying to shoehorn it into live-action as faithfully as possible. Most of the time it'll just come across as overtly silly and nonsensical without the right VFX and setting. Adapting something needs to have some kind of original vision that has a grounded world built around it. Use inspiration from the source material but don't copy/paste it. Man of Steel did this well with the costume designs and intricate glyphs on them to modernize whilst still honoring the canon of the source material. \n\nWhen it comes to VFX, photorealism can be a double edged sword (see original Sonic concept/Lion King remake) but it really can make or break taking a source material that has primarily been 2-D and elevating it to live-action (first time seeing Iron Man come to life was really something). Again it all goes with the vision and the overall worldbuilding. They need to establish the universe or world first and then conceptualize the characters that would inhibit them after. Those movies are just a few that successfully took the modern world we recognize today and introduced something we could have only imagined in a comic book.\n\nI think with Cowboy Bebop, they straight up centered around the characters first and then made the setting they inhabited a mere afterthought. In the original source material you got a sense of the atmosphere, the boozy noir-ness of the music that matched what the tone the series was gunning for, and viewers understood the scope of the laws in how this universe operated. With each episode, the viewer learned more and more about the world and its society. In the remake (and like many remakes) they just toss the viewer in without any care of context. Here's the good guys and those are the bad guys. Throw some jokes around and references and call it a day.", "[ Jump to 01:01 @ Why I Hate Live-Action Anime Adaptations](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9I-s2UwxZk&t=0h1m1s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: The Cosmonaut Variety Hour, Video Popularity: 98.14%, Video Length: [15:29])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@00:56](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9I-s2UwxZk&t=0h0m56s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^\| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "Just because there hasn't been a good anime to \"western live-action\" series doesn't mean that there will never be one. And there are plenty of examples of this for western fantasy/stories book/comic book to live action. Didn't comic book movies use to have this stigma?\n\nThis is just defeatist ranting, plenty of stories get adapted well between mediums. If not, why adapt light novels to manga to anime to live action if it translates so poorly? Surely there have been some successes along the way." ]	7	videos	Why I Hate Live-Action Anime Adaptations
https://youtu.be/-pjQ0FNzkLQ	/r/videos/comments/r3mlqa/discipline_of_do_easy_a_short_film_by_gus_van_sant/	[ "Put some respect on that name.misspelled.", "Gus Green Van Sant Jr?", "It's spelled the same as it is in the end frame of the video", "Zant", "https://youtu.be/-pjQ0FNzkLQ?t=536", "Very cool take. I loved this short." ]	6	videos	Discipline of Do Easy, a short film by Gus Van Sant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYMq27uygsY	/r/videos/comments/r3n2dx/doont_a_bad_lip_reading_of_dune/	[ "In my opinion, nothing will ever live up to \"Powdered sugaaaaar!!!\"", "Which one is that from?", "[The Game of Thrones one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Krz-dyD-UQ)", "Hahaha \"This is one of my lines.\" Gold.", "The spitting, lmao. Maybe just one more. lol", "Holy shit. The \"That's what she said\" line was perfect.", "Which one is that from?", "Holy smokes Batman, that was hilarious 🤣", "At least this was entertaining." ]	10	videos	"DOONT" — A Bad Lip Reading of Dune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJQhCvMIJ9s&ab_channel=MailWithAMovieCamera	/r/videos/comments/r3n2v9/empty_video_game_maps_half_forgotten/	[ "There's a video game based on the concept of a dying MMO being closed down. [https://salem-hughes.itch.io/agony-of-a-dying-mmo](https://salem-hughes.itch.io/agony-of-a-dying-mmo)\n\nI first saw it on the Haunted Demo Disc, which is made to look like a PSX demo disc. [https://hauntedps1.itch.io/demodisc2021](https://hauntedps1.itch.io/demodisc2021) This is a real thing that you can install and play demos of games.\n\nI made a video with an Internet friend of a dead social game called ActiveWorlds. It has miles upon miles of stuff people built since 1995, all of it abandoned now. We went to different places look at old stuff, including old stuff I made 20 years ago. [https://youtu.be/GPDjN54WKio](https://youtu.be/GPDjN54WKio)\n\nWhen I made that video I wanted to say \"50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town\" but I forgot to do it.", "Blast from the past!", "Man empty half life maps always get me. Something so eerie about them." ]	4	videos	Empty Video Game Maps Half Forgotten
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/r3n92g/deleted_by_user/	/r/videos/comments/r3n92g/deleted_by_user/	[ "Nope.", "I read the thumbnail and, nope. Sorry if you watched that.", "Deep dish is not pizza." ]	3	videos	[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/CBRX3QJJ0Jg	/r/videos/comments/r3na6e/an_airbus_a340_has_landed_for_the_very_first_time/	[ "Skittles rule", "50 meters...\n\n40 meters..\n\n30 meters..retard\n\ni am a child", "*Feet, and it actually says \"retard\", you didn't mishear it. It pretty much means \"pull back (retard) the throttle levers\" or \"reduce throttle to zero\".", "Wendover Productions will find a reason to incorporate this into a future video.", "2 engines is a lot cheaper to keep up maintenance and testing than 4. Far more likely for an external issue to shut down engines than both modern engines suffering isolated failures. External faults enough to shut down two would probably shut down all four too. As well as most modern engines have enough thrust to keep the airplane in the air, the extra thrust is only needed for shorter runway lengths on take off", "An abomination- For Pete’s sake cant we leave just one continent to nature", "What", "So that's how Omicron got to Antarctica", "As a young naive person however, I thought Airlines would want higher factors of safety to look after their clients...", "My brother was a Seabee surveyor in the Navy in the 1980's. He wintered over in Antarctica one year. His job was to survey the ice, along with drill teams, to find the best place for the new ice runway.", "An abomination- For Pete’s sake cant we leave just one continent to nature", "What", "The bases in Antarctica are for scientific research purposes, for example to combat climate change", "So how long is that runway? because obviously they can't rely on the brakes as much as a tarmac runway\n\nI also don't know how long a typical runway is either though", "30", "Doesn't it mean slow down rather than pull back the lever?", "It means pull back the throttle all the way to idle.", "Surely that criticism is more appropriate for Boeing rather than Airbus? Given that Boeing has had notable recent incidents where automated systems with inadequate redundancies failed and killed a few hundred people?\n\nI'd be interested to hear if Airbus also has notable incidents along those lines. The only major fatal incident I can find in the past few years is landing gear related - which might be along the lines of what you describe?", "20", "retard", "That's exactly why the 747 is out of production and the two big boeings, the 777 and 787, are both dual-engine.", "Improved engine reliability makes it possible to use twin engines in almost all routes. A330 was first to receive ETOPS-240 approval", "The bases in Antarctica are for scientific research purposes, for example to combat climate change", "Ooo no, I wonder what are the flat earths going to say now.", "Portugal carailhe!", "I continue to be amused that we have named the poles of our planet \"the one with bears\" and \"the one without bears\".", "overall airbus and Boeing have an almost identical rate of accidents. Airbus doesn't make bad planes but most pilots have their own preferences.\n\nMy personal preference = boeing. \n\nI hate the sidestick and the lack of manual overrides. General rule of thumb is that redundancy = necessary when it comes to aviation. Airbus generally have less redundancy than Boeing.", "https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/what-are-the-origins-of-the-names-arctic-and-antarctica.html", "Such a poignant moment in history.", "That is why when I want the kids in the neighborhood to slow down for their safety I yell at them \"retard\" over and over.", "a bunch of fucking ice... that aint nature that's fucking water dude", "[Well in their defense have you ever seen how fucking huge a polar bear is?](https://zooologist.com/how-big-is-a-polar-bear/)", "Amazing video!", "Brush up on your geography - there’s a continent under that ice", "Are you saying that it isn't \"the one with ants\" and \"the one without ants\"?", "They did the same thing when they landed one of these in Nebraska for the first time.", "Doesn’t mean they need to fly an airbus to it imho. …pretty counterintuitive", "T H E R E F O R E", "Didn't you see the mountains at the end of the runway, that's the end", "What are the flat earthers going to do with this revelation?", "They were already flying C-130's to it", "Agreed this is useless unless it cycles scientists with less c13l flights than maybe more fuel efficient bit I doubt that was the reason", "God bless Airbus calling every pilot a retard, they are trying the best they can and it still bullys them.", "[Wolf's Fang Runway is 8200ft/2500m long.](https://white-desert.com/about-us/wolfsfang-runway-logistics/)", "https://white-desert.com/ not necessarily - this a340 flight dropped off their staff.", "I mean, cool, but why? What's the point? They don't really go into it. It's not like big planes have never landed there, just not this particular model. What was gained by this other than company prestige?", "Plan as you fly, fly as you plan. Fucking love that.", "Butter", "You believe in multiple earths? Dude, do your own research.", "Ignore", "Pshhh UFOs landed there first.", "as long as you need it to be. I'm not familiar with the strip they landed on in the video, but I've landed at Willy's field (mcmurdo+scott) and it's just however long they decide to make it. I flew there on a C17, which is a bit smaller (but stouter) than an a340, and it had plenty of room. once the ice gets soft, though (january), heavy planes like that can't land anymore.", "the flight shown in the video is for tourism :(", "bora carlos", "Great video! Not being cheeky at all, this is a great video to fall aslee……", "Doesn't Antartica have strict no pollution rules in place? How the hell did they land a plane there.", "“Wait. This isn’t New Orleans!”", "Even better: the geographic north pole is a magnetic south pole", "OK, doomer", "H O W E V E R", "Someone correct me but this is the first commercial plane to land/takeoff from Antartica which opens up more planes being able to land/takeoff safely from there. In the past it’s been military type planes(from what I’ve seen only). This opens up more plane choices. Also maybe more commercial opportunities for tourism perhaps?", "Landing such a huge plane on ice. holy cow, that must have been tricky..", "Also a lot easier and more efficient to bring a ton of supplies in one shot.", "It means both. Pulling back the throttle will assist in reducing speed.", "Planes have been landing there regularly for a hundred years.", "Commercial flights have landed at Phoenix Airfield near McMurdo Station in the past. They have full ground operations including refueling services available there. \n\nThe point of this video was the aircraft was able to fly from Cape Town to Antarctica and back without refueling.", "I see. Thanks for the answer!", "I am guessing he worked on the relocation of Williams Field in the 1980s. The area it is built on is slowly moving so every 20 years or so they have to rebuild it.", "[They have a diesel power plant and bulk storage fuel plant at McMurdo Station Antarctica.](https://www.usap.gov/videoclipsandmaps/mcmwebcam.cfm)", "Very cool", "That sounds about right. I remember him telling me they had to relocate it every winter and find the absolute flattest part with the best ice. They would work throughout the winter in prep for the spring and flights. \n\n\nAnother trivia fact: My family business is/was in fireworks. We managed to ship some boxes of fireworks to my brother, sanctioned by the USN on a military plane. The red tape was a nightmare. Anyway, they believed that this was the first fireworks show on the continent! \n\n\nOn a related note, my first girlfriend spent time in South Pole Stations, the old dome and the new elevated one. She actually managed the newest one for a season/winter.", "Starting is the harder part, no? With de-icing and all.", "It does have reverse thrust though. I think that does most of tho job.", "Honestly surprised that a C-5's haven't started doing flights down there. The M-model can haul some serious gear/personnel and has some great range.\n\nBut knowing FRED, its likely they don't want it to break while down there.", "I know researchers who flew in from tasmania on modified A321 (if I remember correctly) and even though they can refuel on the Antarctica landing side, they need bigger tanks in case they have to turn around due to unexpectedly bad weather. I am not sure whether this counts as a commercial plane however.", "Why? We already destroyed the rest of the world. This is greedy stupid unnecessary and pointless", "Nobody gonna talks about how this is a dick move?" ]	78	videos	An Airbus A340 has landed for the very first time in Antarctica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE5RdFFgW0w	/r/videos/comments/r3o2sm/largest_human_mattress_dominoes_guinness_world/	[ "Suggested: redditor get-together where we break the record. \n\n\nOh, wait, mattresses are expensive to ship. \n\n\nWould sleeping bags nailed to boards count?\n\nOh, wait, price of lumber.\n\nFuck.", "Just have everyone interested bring their helmet and skip the mattresses entirely.", "You know when it was all over these people patted them selves on the back for earning the most worthless record. then walked out leaving the world’s largest mattress mess for Jose to clean up .", "So guniess book of records is just advertising now?", "Also, a performing art piece on the Covid-19 Pandemic", "At this point I feel like Guinness world records survival revolves purely around trolling us with increasingly ridiculous record attempts", "And after every domino they said, ‘ouch’", "Part of me hates how anything can be a record but another part of me loves it. Like who would even think to set this up?", "we will break this record." ]	9	videos	Largest human mattress dominoes - Guinness World Records
https://youtu.be/ld-RZLyWrvg	/r/videos/comments/r3o6un/chess_world_champion_and_challenger_analyze_after/	[ "\"I have no idea who is better and why.\"", "Is it a coincidence that their heads are the exact shame shape", "Not at all. The chess brain is located in the jaw.", "These two will be reborn as Star Trek engineering officers in an alternate universe", "5Head", "would have loved to have heard what magnus was gonna say...", "He sounds like he just woke up and has no idea where he is", "Magnus Carlsen is one of those rare people who probably actually deserves the designation of \"genius\". He has frequently said in interviews that he will just intuitively know his next move very quickly, but then will spend a long time analyzing other possibilities before realizing his gut was correct in the first place. His games are consistently brilliant, especially so when his back is against the wall, and he always has this good-natured nonchalance about him that seems to edge on boredom (he has even joked that he finds chess boring a lot of the time). The dude is a living legend.", "It's because their skulls have been grafted to provide a flesh scaffold for their giant dongs." ]	9	videos	Chess world champion and challenger analyze after their game.
https://youtu.be/FQRZzJR3x_Q	/r/videos/comments/r3pt7a/man_ruins_his_marriage_by_being_a_reddit_mod/	[ "Lol, what's fucking hilarious is this dude whooshing himself in a YouTube video. He doesn't understand that mod's joke.", "Really? That’s news to me, I’ve never seen anyone else say it’s satire.", "Dude, \"you should be thanking me for my service\" and \"moderation is one of the most important jobs in society.\"\n\nThat shit is definitely for the kicks. And then to remove the cringe post for not being cringe. Y'all are taking the bait.", "Clearly this is the mods alt to defend himself. Loser... fix ur marriage. Get a real job.", "Him being an actual mod makes it seem pretty convincing, but if it is a troll, then kudos to this guy.", "\n>Clearly this is the mods sub to defend himself.\n\nClearly you mean alt. Bro fix ur Redditting.\n\n[Filthy editses](https://i.imgur.com/bPrUVG1.jpg)", "I'm an actual mod, I'm telling you, it's a joke to fuck with users. Much like the turtle.", "Well done then, it’s certainly entertaining.", "That’s kind of a shitty thing for a mod to do their users though, like just fuck with them? Not really funny at least. \n\nGuess you gotta be a big enough loser to be a “full-time reddit mod” to find the humor in that", "I guess. Not sure who would do this shit \"full time\" though. Seems pretty silly when there are other mods to do some too.", "Okay, that person typed the wrong word. You didn't respond to their claim. You didn't even deny it.", "Why would I? I don't often feel the need to cater to the whims of random people.", "Yet, you responded to me.", "I also responded to him...", "I'm an actual mod too and this guy is lying to save face", "Thank you for your service.", "Lol, there ya go!", "I fixed my typo within 30 seconds... I fixed the other word too. Changed out bro for loser", "Fix ur marriage wierdo", "My marriage couldn't be more awesome buddy, but thank you!\n\nI'm married to my 6th grade through highschool girlfriend and we have 2 beautiful daughters! We will die together, it's great!", "If you're the same mod its obviously affected you're marriage and she wants you to get a job to support your daughters.", "Lol, I'm not that mod. \"That mod\" could in fact be anyone because they apparently all use that account. But I'm not a mod on any of those subs.\n\nI'll be graduating with my software engineering bachelor's in less than a month, so \"supporting my daughters\" isn't an issue mate. But thank you for your concern. It means the world to me!", "Okay well I was responding to the mod who refuses to get a job to support his family", "Yeah, you accused me of being that guy.", "Did you make a few accounts to upvote yourself? Because I doubt anyone is dense enough to agree with that weak take. Anyone that has ever had any interaction with a Reddit mod knows that wasn’t a joke.", "Haha, no, but if you suspect someone of vote manipulation, you should report it to the admins!", "Meh, doesn’t matter to me at this point. If I got trolled, then they did a good job. But this was a fun little piece of entertainment regardless.", "r/ShrodingersAsshole" ]	29	videos	Man Ruins His Marriage by Being a Reddit Mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFuBaRiKwD4&ab_channel=YaronBaruch	/r/videos/comments/r3pvnx/all_the_movie_references_from_seinfeld/	[ "I love how a lot of the references include movies starring Wayne Knight", "Amazing", "I had no idea there were so many references in the show", "Beautiful music & editing.", "Also how sometimes when they parody a movie they get the same actor to be in the scene.", "We're gonna miss the death blow!" ]	7	videos	All the movie references from Seinfeld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daNPQACJeOY	/r/videos/comments/r3r53s/michael_jackson_thriller_choreography_rehearsals/	[ "Cool. I have fond memories of the year that this song broke. We were a bunch of white 20-somethings in the NJ suburbs trying to learn to moonwalk at parties.", "On one hand very cool on the other a hand….just a glove?", "Best songs thriller and man in the mirror 🪞" ]	3	videos	Michael Jackson Thriller Choreography Rehearsals
https://youtu.be/Lxdgo1rFcxU	/r/videos/comments/r3sjay/halo_was_originally_intended_for_mac_not_xbox/	[ "It eventually was released for the Mac by MacSoft in 2003. It was designed for 10.3 but required a patch to play on OSX without Rosetta. Still have the box, disk and manual. It was a faithful port to OSX, everything that was on the PC version was found in the Mac version.", "Marathon and its sequels were the 'spiritual' precursors to Halo, and Mac only games initially.", "Didn’t anyone play Marathon on Mac? Same developer, pretty much the same game.", "Marathon was an awesome game.", "I loved playing the marathon series. Getting to build maps.\n\nTwo really cool items that would be interesting to have in a halo game\n\nThe underwater zones, with only one gun capable of firing underwater\n\nThe four dimensional map where corridors or room could pass through each other without meeting where they should. Although this did cause the game to occasionally split in multiplayer games.", "https://www.pcgamer.com/bungie-co-founder-jason-jones-looks-back-at-the-buckets-of-blood-that-went-into-halo-and-talks-future-of-computing/", "It was also supposed to release on the Dreamcast.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/26n1la/when_halo_was_originally_advertised_for_dreamcast/", "QuickTime is really cool tho", "I had friends in Bungie at the time. Was following the One and Halo launches with excitement. Then I got a message saying they were bought out, and had 2 choices, quit or move to the new offices. We only got Halo because the employees made it happen. They were split, happy to get support and cash, sad because Microsoft pulled all Mac support overnight. I would love to see a faithful remake of the Marathon series in a modern engine. It is in the Halo universe after all.", "Here’s a version that isn’t in Real Video\n\nhttps://youtu.be/6eZ2yvWl9nQ", "I remember reading about Halo and watching the videos on the CD that came with MacWorld magazine in 97/98 and how exciting it looked. Later that year I went to a new friends house, and they had TWO new iMac G3s, and we played Marathon (forget which one) in LAN. It was a complete game changer, first time playing a shooter in local multiplayer on computer for myself. We had already experienced local multiplayer shooters on N64 and PlayStation but on PC it just felt different, and it was a better experience, let's be honest.\n\nI had played Duke and Doom solo on pc, but Marathon LAN was amazing, and it was already kind of old at the time.\n\nIt wasn't until the next year (99) that we all had home PCs. The huge push on PCs being sold on TV had taken hold, a bunch of friends families had the Gateway PCs for example and Macs were too expensive. That year UT99 and Aliens vs Predator were released and there was no going back to Mac for gaming after that.\n\nAt the time, it was pretty much understood that Microsoft killed two birds with one stone. They bought Bungie/Halo to take the floor out from Macs gaming endeavours, and they also acquired a highly anticipated IP to launch their new gaming console.\n\nAnyway... That's what it was like for one kid experiencing this all at the time.", "TIL", "You might want to look into [Aleph One](https://alephone.lhowon.org/).", "Did this basically become Halo Wars?", "And then Microsoft said \"no\"", "Him nodding his head like in Red vs Blue is great", "Another one people forget started life on Mac was Myst, built on HyperCard and Realmedia video files.", "...and now you can't play most games on mac", "I would love a modern port of Oni.", "If only it had stayed on Mac. But nooooo they had to develop it for ALL platforms, so that EVERYONE had to suffer!!\n\nGoddamn piece of shit garbage crap game. I hate Halo.", "Halo Wars was also a spiritual nod to the original design for Halo. The game’s origin started as an RTS. It later shifted to an FPS down the line. Microsoft threw money at Bungie to help push the “DirectX Box” and it was the smartest decision they ever made. With no Halo, Xbox wouldn’t have lasted past a generation.", "I remember gateway selling a TV as a monitor when I’m pretty sure it was just a TV that had an SVideo input. \n\nEdit: looked it up and yes it was a 31” Mitsubishi Tv. We actually had 2 Mitsubishi TVs and never thought to connect the PC to is. Damnit.", "Myth was the RTS they made before. 3D models and physics", ">At the time, it was pretty much understood that Microsoft killed two birds with one stone. They bought Bungie/Halo to take the floor out from Macs gaming endeavours, and they also acquired a highly anticipated IP to launch their new gaming console.\n\nThey did it again with them buying up Bethesda, ID Software, and Arkane all in one go. Bethesda and ID software alone is a huge part of gaming and now they're going to be Microsoft exclusives.", "Quakecon after that announcement was going to be epic..\n\nThen covid hit.", "The only halo game I ever played!", "I just stay playing Halo for the first time when Infinite came out.\n\nThis is pretty interesting, love the game.", "mac fails at gaming. \n\n\nstill holds true to this day.", "How old are you, there, bud? Macs were huge for gaming in the 90s.", "...it was literally only for Xbox. And then there was a PC port for the first game, years later.\n\nIt's never been for every perform lol", "That's an interesting side to the story! Although they do not take place in the same universe :/\n\"Halo: Combat Evolved shares many features with Marathon, though Bungie has confirmed that it is set in a different universe\"\nhttps://halo.fandom.com/wiki/Marathon#:~:text=Halo%20and%20Marathon,-Main%20article%3A%20List&text=Halo%3A%20Combat%20Evolved%20shares%20many,set%20in%20a%20different%20universe.&text=Halo%20plays%20very%20much%20like,it%20has%20far%20fewer%20puzzles).", "https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/digital\\_data.png", "Probably because Bungie knew that if they had made them the same universe, they would be technically the same intellectual property and that gets messy from a legal standpoint.\n\nI recall reading that in the acquisition, Bungie retained the IP rights to Marathon but Microsoft got the rights to the new project, which was Halo.", "Maybe, although I feel like the direction they ended up going in with the plot would've allotted them more freedom when creating something new. \nAlthough, I haven't looked at the fine print but my understanding was they had acquired Bungie under their thereby having say in their intellectual property. Halo was the console seller and therefor MS chose to frontman it and keep popping out more whereas Bungie wanted to part from the series which is why they chose to ultimately leave for Activision after 2007.", "wow. imagine what the world of gaming would be like today if this had gone trough. a world without halo...", "I'd love nothing more than a remake of Marathon. That trilogy meant so much to me growing up. I bonded with my father playing those games, and I still have the theme songs stuck in my head.", "What If...Microsoft Never Bought Bungie?", "Wut? How old _are you_? Macs were known to be shit for gaming even in the 90s. PC's had customizable upgradeable hardware and didn't cost the price of your house to build to play games on even in the DOS days this was true. You were lucky to get 1 in 10 games that was ported to Mac architecture and by the late 90's Mac gaming was basically unsupported in anything that needed 3d rendering and a dedicated graphics card.", "Macs weren't known for being ridiculous in the 90s, lol. They were known for being in \\every single school and having games there.\\ \n\n\nEven in this thread, you can look at how tons of people remember Marathon. Which was Mac-only. \n\n\nThere are literally THOUSANDS of Mac games. EVERYTHING came out for the Apple \\]\\[, the Mac, etc. EVERYTHING was compared to the Apples. \n\n\n[https://www.macintoshrepository.org/games/?p=1](https://www.macintoshrepository.org/games/?p=1) \n\n\nPCs had upgradeable hardware that... no one could afford. Did you ACTUALLY know anyone that owned a PC? I certainly didn't. I'll bet MONEY you knew less than 5 people who weren't hilariously rich. \n\n\nNow, maybe you're young enough that you are using PC as NOT PC-compatibles. \n\n\nThere weren't ANY home users with 3D acceleration before 1995. So you pretending that was a thing is absolutely hilarious. Pre-Windows 95, Apple had THE platforms. After Windows 95, it began shifting towards, Windows, sure, but it wasn't until 98SE where the shift was significant. And you know when 98SE came out? May 5, 1999. \n\n\nYou're sitting over here pretending that Silicon Graphics mattered for home users or ignoring that the 90s didn't include Windows XP. \n\n\nIf you look at Bungie, they were ALWAYS exclusively Mac. Pathways into Darkness. Marathon. Oni. Though sure, Durandel got a PC port. \n\n\nBig games were, as always, spread across all systems. Which meant they came to Mac.", "Oh wait, so I guess the \"90s\" is only 90-93 to you? Off the top of my head 3dfx was founded around 1994ish and was releasing graphics cards then(and I'm sure they weren't the first).... If you want to go back to the 80's then sure Mac had the lead then, but as soon as 3d games became a thing Mac fell off hard and is now basically nothing in the gaming arena.", "They literally were the first, lol. And their first card came out in 95.\n\nI also like that you think 3D was more popular at the time.", "Congratulations", "probably would be more COD fanboys." ]	43	videos	Halo was originally intended for Mac, not Xbox, when it was announced in 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqGny6oRuEE	/r/videos/comments/r3tda8/insane_restoration_of_nike_air_jordan_1_bred_og/	[ "And here I am, struggling to sew back a button on my favorite JCREW shorts, busting it because of my Fat Ass after Thanksgiving dinner. Sigh. Well done!", "Watch some of this guy's videos. They are amazing.", "This restoration was indeed Amazing! Much admiration for not only the talent within the process shown in the video, but his adherence and respect for the culture that are Jordan’s!" ]	3	videos	Insane Restoration of 'NIKE' 'Air Jordan 1 Bred' OG - Make Swoosh, Sole Swap, Dye - VeTiVeR
https://youtu.be/wD60_ut0sJk	/r/videos/comments/r3tmdb/björk_venus_as_a_boy_official_music_video/	[ "Leon", "Man I hate Bjork. She's right up there with the B-52s and free jazz for me. Makes me irrationally angry", "Yoko ono levels or just below?", "Below Yoko for sure but most people agree about Yoko. She's getting very close to objectively bad music with the pitchy screeching and what not. I get a lot of push back on the B-52s though. People love that guys \"singing\".", "Bachelorette is by far the coolest video Bjork has done IMO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNJv-Ebi67I", "It's OK to have bad taste. /comfort", "\"No women, no kids.\"", "Don't be a bjërk.", "It's good but it's no All Is Full of Love\n \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cS1FaKPWY", "I like bjork as a person but this song is terrible", "I like it :)", "Lol", "I remember positivity", "Why was the big artistic decision for this video to fail 2 attempts to make an egg before making an edible one?", "Haha fuck yourself", "this is from.... Mathilda..", "great singer. terrible cook", "My personal favourite is Oceania https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thnTE2e341g\n\nToo bad the HD version is just upscaled from 360p", "[Human Behavior](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0mRIhK9seg) is also from the same director (Michel Gondry)", "Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives.", "Imma hope to your downvote train and confess I fucking hate The Beatles.", "Oh yeah and I bet you think Bjork is a genius?", "I unironically hate them, no joke", "May I offer you an egg in this trying time?" ]	25	videos	Björk - Venus as a Boy [Official Music Video]
https://youtu.be/W6GDil0rGls	/r/videos/comments/r3u436/saddest_moment_in_television_history_an_animated/	[ "When David the Gnome and his wife Lisa turned to trees is the saddest moment in television history.", "Nope, they reached their maximum age together with the ones they loved.", "When baby at the end of MASH made too much noise.", "I'm gonna go hug my dog", "At least it's completely dog and not part child...", "It wasn’t a chicken", "Fun fact: the original premise of this idea was not about a dog. It was about fry’s mother.", "Watch the movies guys. It literally lampshades the saddest moment. Seriously.\n\nThis becomes inconsequential.", "Seymour!", "the movie killed this scene, now it's a just meme. Seymour was loved by Lars/Fry until the end canonically.", "Well thanks for making me cry before bed", "Ed...ward..?", "I think you missed the reference here. Hint: it's not Futurama.", "I have no problem with this.", "Hug them every day. My girl is getting old and it hurts to watch. Even with all the exercise and healthy diet, time catches up to us all. It happens so fast.", "I cried then, i cry now", "They ruined/retconned this later on.", "[Girl watches Jurassic Bark for the first time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/q75xfb/my_daughter_watching_jurassic_bark_for_the_first/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)", "That part of FMA made me more angry than sad.\n\nIf we're going for saddest, I'd say when >!Ed and Winry go to visit Hughes's wife after his death and she's understanding to their faces but you hear her break down crying through the door after they leave.!<", "Look up Hachiko", "No… I don’t think I will watch this video. Thank you.", "Easily the second. The first is the episode when fry gets to talk to talk to him mom. That one got me.", ">!It's later revealed through a futurama movie that fry had time traveled and spent a whole life living in his town or in a whaling boat under a different identity, and had visited Seymour every day!<", "Yeah no did you see the video?", "If it helps the timeline was corrected and Fry (Lars) went back and spent those 12 years with Seymour that he lived.", "Forgot about that ñ..daaam fammm.. now i miss my mom..and my brother ...", "Nope, I know what it is. Fuck you, I'm not watching that again.\n\nEdit: Thought about it. Instantly caved.", "Fry going back in time would only create a parallel timeline. In one reality, he is with Seymour. In the other, Seymour still dies alone, waiting for Fry to return.", "Leela’s parents leaving her presents & secretly watching her grow up & Luck of the Fryrish make me cry every goddamn time…", "Actually, on the show and movies they're pretty explicit that we only ever see the fully altered timeline. As well as that time some of them literally fast-fowarded time so much that they witnessed the universe collapse and be born again, repeating absolutely everything exactly the same. Which implies, there is no alternate timeline really.", "“Hey guys give me free karma for low hanging fruit”", "One detail that always bothered me watching this scene was that Panucci seems to age like 30 years during the montage. Seymour only lived to be 15, and Fry didn't meet him as a puppy, so this whole thing only spans about a decade, give or take a couple of years.\n\nHe starts off with no wrinkles and just some grey hair the day Fry disappears. By the time he's outside petting Seymour he's hobbling along covered in wrinkles and has pure-white hair. I guess that's what a really unhealthy lifestyle will do to you once you're past middle age.", "I hated that movie because they stripped away the impact of the episode. Those movies were garbage too and the series was pretty bad after it went back on the air.", "Franchises get shouted back into existence and shit the bed doing wish fulfillment and wound patching.", "Get out of here with that, the saddest moment is when Fry goes into his mom's dream.", "I've seen it three times. Coincidentally all three times someone was cutting onions.", "Can't even watch this clip.", "That ending to the video was perfect lol", "Wife refuses to watch this episode. I dont blame her. I tear up everytime", "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! I CAN'T COME HOME DURNK TO THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "If you are a masochist, watch this episode , Hachiko and Graves of the Fireflies.", "IDK I mean it was sad but anything at all with dogs goes hard in this department. I can't even watch the trailer for A Dog's Purpose without tearing up. I full on bawled at the ending to Plague Dogs.", "This shit fucked me up for years. Still gets me whenever i see it", "This is the hill I die on with regards to Seymour.", "Maybe with some context.", "Yep... I always skip this thing when I rewatch Futurama.\n\nOnce is plenty.", "What about when Bender stayed in the ground at Rosewell, New Mexico when he then stayed underground in the limestone cavern under Planet Express with all the other Benders?", "[In an alternate timeline...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2W1ktiorWE)", "First time I ever cried watching a TV show/movie. I just want to cuddle that dog so badly.", "I once described this scene to an old housemate who'd never seen Futurama, and she was inconsolable with tears.", "So Seymour got a happy ending after all?? This makes me feel better.", "Plot hole, imo. Bender even says (atlist in RU dub) that other Benders didn't want to wait, so he let them go outside with him, but in fact they were waiting longer, 'cause it's the end of story. So yeah, plot holes might happen.", "Were the movies any good though?", "Man why did you have to post this. I'm 30 and still cried watching this again. Damn", "It’s explicitly declared there is only one naturally existing parallel reality, and it’s just that everyone is a cowboy but everything else is the same. \n\nThere is also the artificially created parallel reality from The Farnsworth Parabox where everything is the same but the result of coin flips are different.", "That seems to contradict the parallel universes theory even more. It was all the same Bender, repeatedly going back from the same timeline, each one having spent even longer in the past than the last. Just a single Bender constantly looping back on himself.", "Unpopular opinion: its not even the saddest moment in futurama.\n\n\"I dream about you a lot since you disappeared\"", "Is that the rule in futurama? I think it's been made pretty explicit that there is only one timeline. Every time travel episode fits in with existing events. History is never altered.", "His mums dream for me, has me In tears even thinking about it, it's just so sad", "Same. Once, and once only,", "They made it to the island.\n\nThey made it to the island.", "Saw this as a kid and it’s stuck with me ever since. I’ve had 6 dogs in my life so far and this hits hard", "No WAY am I gonna click on that.", "Your username made me laugh so hard I woke up my grandpa, and he died in 1974.", "Who am I to even find that shit sad, we all just accept and condone the systemm. In a dogs purpose when Bailey just dies in his first life after a short life and wonders what the point was, that's life for so many animals. Just born into a little cage, experimented on for a few months, then incinerated. And hey, better them than us", "\"C'monnnnnnn!\"", "In one sitting or separately because theirs is a limit my good sir or madam", "Hachiko: The True Story of a Loyal Dog That Waited at Train Station for Deceased Owner\n\n\nhttps://www.cesarsway.com/hachiko-story-hachi/", "Probably an unpopular opinion but I hated when Futurama would get all shmaltzy.", "People are so emo lol", "Kind of sucks they retconned the sad and tragic ending into a happy end.\n\nLike, why even write a sad and tragic story to begin with in that case?", "I regularly watch Futurama but this is the only show I skip, it is just to sad.", "I was going to say exactly this. Panucci maybe got hit hard too after Fry's \"death\"", "We skip Jurassic Bark in our house.", "Can’t watch this episode ever! Too much in the feels", "Cut off the saddest setup right before when Fry says:\n\n\"I'll always remember him, but he forgot me a long time ago\"", "one of the saddest moments in the history of futurama", "Meh. There's probably 1000 sadder moments in tv history lol.", "Don't younfucking dare show that to me right now buster", "Fuck you! No I’m not re-living this moment!!", "Holy shit, I didn't need to remember that scene existed", "When I saw the scene, I said to myself that it was probably based on that story.", "I saw this when I was in Lisbon https://i.imgur.com/TEMFJUg.png", "I'd have to agree, that moment is up there. The entire sequence in which >!Winry grabs a handgun and considers shooting Scar is also particularly heart wrenching. As an audience we'd been waiting a long time for Ed, Al, or Winry to learn that Scar was responsible. And the happenstance way in which Winry finds out feels jarring but genuine. Edward trying to get a reaction out of Scar while waiting for Homunculi to appear is totally believable, alongside just wanting to chastise him in general.!<\n\n>!The crying, the angry demands that he bring them back, the shaky movements to grab the gun in the first place. Scar deliberately giving her an opportunity, out of guilt, makes her breakdown even more impactful. Edward desperately trying to stop her, not because he thinks Scar doesn't absolutely deserve it, but because he doesn't want Winry to experience the emotional toll of killing someone. If all of that wasn't enough, her loud sobbing as Edward holds her and the outro starts to play?!< I almost never cry while watching things (even when I want to), but that just about broke me.", "It was a paradox correcting time code. The whole point is God (or whatever it is) throws down the portal themselves.", "I'm glad I never saw the movie.", "Just because that's how time travel worked in Endgame doesn't mean that's canon for every other show and movie. \n \nThere are many movies that came before where there is only one timeline that gets altered when you go back.", "Arcane enters the chat", "I thought we banned this from Reddit.", "Eh, I prefer harsh reality in my fun cartoons", "Based on a real story 🥺", "If it makes you feel better, there is a (less popular) statue in Japan where the dog this episode was inspired by is finally reunited with his owner. \n\n(At least I remember David Cohen saying it was inspired from Hachiko)", "Bit like Grayfriars Bobby. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyfriars_Bobby", "Desktop version of /u/cheshirecheese's link: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyfriars_Bobby>\n\n --- \n\n ^([)[^(opt out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiMobileLinkBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^(]) ^(Beep Boop. Downvote to delete)", "[Greyfriars Bobby](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyfriars_Bobby) \n \n >Greyfriars Bobby (4 May 1855 – 14 January 1872) was a Skye Terrier who became known in 19th-century Edinburgh for spending 14 years guarding the grave of his owner until he died on 14 January 1872. The story continues to be well known in Scotland, through several books and films. A prominent commemorative statue and nearby graves are a tourist attraction.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( \| )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( \| )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( \| )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove \| v1.5)", " that the song is what makes it even sadder. I look for it in YouTube. Great mistake. They also cut onions there.", "This will always be the longest minute of my life :\\_(", "Similar to Greyfriars Bobby.\n\n(Not quite so) fun fact: The RCA logo with a dog listening to an old-fashioned record player and captioned “His master’s voice” is a familiar icon. What may not be familiar to many is the uncropped image - the dog and record player are sitting on the master’s coffin.", "Can't even watch it again. Never will.", "Hey listen- no.", "I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING!!!", "Gosh darn this is my favourite show and this still gets me every time", "Not crying this morning maybe next time", "Yea. The dog's name was Hachiko. They made a movie based off it.", "Watched it a while back and steeled myself saying nope not gonna cry this time, obviously cried this time as well.\nTold my dad so he went and watched the episode while preparing himself to not cry, he failed aswell.\n\nVery very sad episode", "It's definitely not less popular. There was a huge queue of people lining up to take a picture with it when I was there.", "Futurama is so incredibly deep sometimes. Genius writers", "Futurama is one of my all time favorite shows. I refuse to watch this one episode though.", "Don't worry he has a happy ending", "I’m sorry imho the saddest moment in TV history is in One Piece >!when the Going Merry is given a Viking funeral and she apologises to the crew for not being able to carry them further!<\nFucking cried my eyes out.", "The RCA logo is actually not a photograph though, it's a painting that was made a few years after the dog had passed by his last owner. Also I'm pretty sure it's just a table the dog is sitting on not a coffin.", "Nope. Saw it once. Don’t need to ever see it again. Thank you.", "It took a long time to convince my wife (gf at the time) to watch Futurama. When she finally agreed I sat her down and we watched this episode.", "This is a bit untrue. Its demonstrated that there are potentially infinite parallel realities; the difference being that they are NOT formed by time travel, they are simply worlds where theres an inherent differences, such as everyone being bobbleheads, robots or romans. All of which were similarly demonstrated in the Farnsworth Parabox.\n\nAnd to call the universes 'artificially created' is a bit of a misnomer, as technically each of those universe also contained a boxed version of universe \"A\", which the show primarily follows; meaning essentially all universes exist in this manner; meaning if they are artificially created they exist across every universe simulteneously and my head hurts.", "Nope, I've seen this before. I'm just going to hug my dog and move on.", "Don't worry, Fry went back in the movie and Seymour got to live out his days with him.", "There's no way Hachiko is less popular.", "Will Smith would like a word with you. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSKyaXkzVvc", "Ngl this is sad, but the Seymour is sadder", "> the dog was held up in Japanese culture as an example of loyalty and fidelity\n\n> 1935\n\nDang, the story of this dog contributed to the nationalist fervor that led to the Rape of Nanking. It’s crazy how good things are twisted for evil purposes.", "Dog-ahhh.", "Saddest?\n\nOne might argue that the \"Where do you think you are\" scene from Scrubs is a contender for the title of \"saddest\".", "What monster posts this shit.", "Clip doesn't give it justice as it's missing the context.", "It's a terrible day for rain.", "I really don’t care how other tv shows and movies have handled time travel, to be honest. That’s just how time travel works, and Endgame happens to be one of the few movies to have actually gotten it right. Endgame and Primer.\n\nEdit: Thanks for all the down votes from the uneducated. Go read something about physics.", "Are you claiming that time travel is real?", "There's 4 movies and they're not bad IMO. I thought Bender's Game dragged on a bit but whatever. Don't let that other user discourage you. If you actually like Futurama they're fun.", "Theoretically, yes.\n\nAnd a form of time travel that we can understand more simply, where we are able to travel into the future (Planet of the Apes, Interstellar) is absolutely real and does exist.", "I don't even know where to start here. Have a good day?", "I like Futurama, but didn't like the rebooted seasons. They fell completely flat for me. If the movies are the same sort of writing, I'll probably not like them.\n\nStill, I'll probably watch them at some point.", ">Endgame happens to be one of the few movies to have actually gotten it right. \n\nLmao I love Endgame, but they went with the biggest cop out version of time travel possible.", "[HACHI is streaming on Netflix](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachi:_A_Dog%27s_Tale)", "The statue I mean, assuming people know the lonely dog statue more than the reunion statue", "Neat", "I dunno, Fresh Prince would definitely like to have a word. THAT episode..", "Yep that was the other scene I was thinking of. They definitely could've written it the other way too, which would've made it the saddest part for sure.", "Here you go, you can start here:\n\nhttps://blog.scienceborealis.ca/time-travel-is-possible-but-its-a-one-way-ticket/\n\nRead something about it and educate yourself. That way, you won’t look like a moron when you try to write someone off just because they’re talking about something you don’t understand.", "I’m not watching this today", "Time travel itself was the cop out, not how it functioned.", "Please no....I ...\n\nI can't", "Glad someone mentioned this. I've visited both Hachiko statues in Tokyo. What an excellent boy he was.", "It’s a cartoon. Relax", "Fuuuuck I hate this video!", "Can not watch again. Don’t do this anymore", "I'm surprised how little discussion there is of other contenders. Others mentioned Fry going into his mother's dream, and something from One Piece that I haven't seen. \"Where do you think you are?\" is good. My first thought was Leaves from the Vine.\n\nAlso \"How come he don't want me, man?\" from Fresh Prince.", "fuck I didn't need this right now", "I routinely rewatch the entire Futurama series... except this episode..", "Futurama is full of absolutely horrific things, most of which are way worse than this dog, its all just a matter of framing.", "Argos waited his entire life for Odysseus to return, so it's been a theme for quite a while.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argos_(dog)#Excerpt_from_the_Odyssey", "FUCK....I didnt recognize the clip from the thumbnail and now I have to walk around all fucking day remembering this exsist. Thanks dude", "I saw that episode for the first time a few months after my mom died rather unexpectedly.\n\nI do not like that episode.", "My mom is still with me and it makes me sad. I completely get it.", "I went out of my way to only say 'alternate timeline'. and not alternate dimension. \\Sigh.\\", "Futurama time travel is more like Avengers: Endgame (before they wrote _Loki_) than it is to Back to the Future.", "I don't think either of our comments contradicts that.", "I was trying to agree with you and point out how the other person read into my comment something that I did not imply.", "I assumed as much, but i feel like its worth pointing out that the comment i replied to made no mention of parallel timelines either. They were refering to parallel realities too. I'm not really sure why, i just felt the need to correct what they said because it was still wrong.", "wait... what Xak described is BTTF mechanics, not Endgame mechanics.\n\nWhat _I_ wrote about the rules set forth by that last movie implied Endgame mechanics. aWas your comment meant for me?", "The writers of the movies looked back at people talking about crying for Seymour and foolishly took it was a complaint, and so went to 'fix' it.", "It's been so along, i feel like, no, you won't lol. You can scratch it off your bucket list. Relieve some stress.", "I need karma guys you know what i mean lol", "Multiple parallel timelines (multiverse) = Endgame \n \nBTTF has only one timeline that directly alters the people in it when they make changes in the past. Example: Marty starting to disappear when he interferes with his parents' prom night.", "All you can do is be there and offer all the love and support you can. I lost my childhood cat fairly recently and it hurts. It hurts a lot, actually. But what's left is all the memories I will cherish of her and the knowledge that I held on to her until the very end and she knew she was loved. Hug that puppy hard.", "Shit man, laughing at futurama then they hit you with this.", "Glad I'm not the only one that thinks that!\n\nDid a little research: According to the Futurama wiki, Panucci was around 54 years old in the year 2000, and 66 when he died in 2012. So apparently that montage covered around 12 years, assuming that last view of wrinkled old Panucci was not long before he died. He still looks pretty ancient for a guy in his mid-60s though to me.", "\"None of our actions functionally matter for the basis of this story\" was how it functioned.", "There is also a similar story of a dog in Edinburgh named Greyfriars Bobby.", "Why are you doing this to me? Onions", "Wizards did it.", "Well, then Bender tries to assassinate Fry, and Seymour gets caught in the blast, petrifying him.", "Not sure what you mean, I've never watched any Avengers.", "Except there’s a scene where Doc is explaining time travel to Marty, and he explicitly draws a new branching timeline, the timeline Marty created by traveling to the past. Multiple timelines exist even in BTTF.", "I feel like your emotional reaction to this episode is a strong indicator for how old you were the first time you saw it.", "I watched that once and I'm never watching it again. I can watch war and famine but I can not stand to watch a dog not have a happy ending", "Damn. I still can't watch this video without feeling it right in my soul.", "Isn't that in BTTF 2? There is only one timeline in the original movie, which I guess they retconned in the sequels.", "Yeah this has been proven false.", "Maybe rephrase that..." ]	180	videos	Saddest Moment in television history, an animated dog.
https://youtu.be/Ibm3WhfLk08	/r/videos/comments/r3v087/meta_verse_vr_experience/	[ "Some things you just can’t Un see. 🤪", "good content", "Just what I wanted to watch right before bed. Thanks!", "TIHI", "Really didn't need to be 360.", "It really did to see the terms of service at the beginning behind you. I had to bump up the resolution past my monitor's to read the sign on the lamp, it says \"This lamp is fucking BROKEN!\". Also Sanic the Hedgehog lol.", "I can't be the only one that followed along and moved the screen per the instructions. Funny thing was that I actually did choose the options that the video went with.", "Were the leggings necessary?", "... yes it did? The whole concept is about VR.", "I found this to be much more accurate\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67sfZfreOrU", "He looks more human like this.", "The terms and conditions being behind you at the start is a good bit that wouldn't work without it.", "The future is here", "Fucking amazing.", "r/oddlyterrifying", "Woah, this is the first 360 video I have seen on youtube. How long has this been a thing? \n \nEdit: Looks like a while.", "Mark Zuckerberg?", "I sped this up to 1.5", "probably will be better received on younger subs like r/memes" ]	18	videos	Meta Verse VR experience

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