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"This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 84%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nThe Met Police is investigating 1,000 sexual and domestic abuse claims involving about 800 of its officers, the commissioner has said.\nThe Met apologised after it emerged Carrick was brought to the attention of police over nine incidents including allegations of rape, domestic violence and harassment between 2000 and 2021.\nAny inquiry into Carrick should \"Include the conduct of David Carrick and the potential opportunities the Met, other police forces and organisations may have had to identify his pattern of behaviour prior to October 2021, to stop him being a police officer and, ultimately, stop him offending,\" she said.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Police^#1 Carrick^#2 Met^#3 inquiry^#4 women^#5",
">\n\nIn the states 40% of cops admit to abusing close family. \nWouldn’t be surprised if cops everywhere are similarly abusive, as that profession definitely weeds out applicants who don’t fit a certain mold.\n~~Good on the Met for cleaning house.~~ Oh wait it doesn’t say they were fired and brought up on charges. Let’s save the praise till they do.",
">\n\nThe guy in the image (who confessed to being a serial rapist) has as of this morning been fired and is being prosecuted. No info yet on the rest since I don't believe there's enough evidence against them yet. I'm cautiously optimistic but like you said, we'll have to see."
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I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.
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I picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell "Stop Copying Me!" followed by Trump saying "Stop Copying Me!" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works."
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Nah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over."
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I already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over."
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Most likely will involve jello wrestling…
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it."
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And a swimsuit round.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…"
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In fact, forget the VP
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round."
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Donald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP"
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In this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail."
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Thats what the court of peels is for.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law"
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Zesty joke, downright pithy
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for."
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By stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy"
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Pretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s"
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“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”
So, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling."
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Seems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the "I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.
That said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?"
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He'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows."
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He needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon."
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That was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”
They should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day."
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RINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day."
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Have Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol"
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Blackmail?
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"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?"
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Blackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?"
] |
>
Guys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years."
] |
>
I like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!"
] |
>
Too many syllables for Trump.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious."
] |
>
Grab him by the pussy?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump."
] |
>
He's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?"
] |
>
I wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?"
] |
>
I'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed."
] |
>
We'll handle that the way I handle things.
Anybody else hear that as a threat?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life."
] |
>
Will Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?"
] |
>
Donald Trump Has a Plan
I'ma stop you right there
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him."
] |
>
Has Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there"
] |
>
Like he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?"
] |
>
NARRATOR: He didn't, actually.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it."
] |
>
Hahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually."
] |
>
Lock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills."
] |
>
Desantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren."
] |
>
I'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer."
] |
>
I suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base."
] |
>
Spiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family."
] |
>
He'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme."
] |
>
For once, I'm rooting for Trump.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field."
] |
>
Yep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump."
] |
>
It really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election."
] |
>
Narcissism is a helluva drug.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years."
] |
>
It's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. "Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me "Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ...."Rotten Ronny". /s
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug."
] |
>
People are always saying to me "Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?"
You mean: "People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' " Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him "Sir."
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s"
] |
>
They are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\""
] |
>
He must have a great nickname for him.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous."
] |
>
DeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.
Trump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.
I'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like "you walk like a fat girl" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him."
] |
>
Like his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds."
] |
>
Does it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to "handle" things.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?"
] |
>
He'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things."
] |
>
“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
] |
>
Name calling and lies, I bet!
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”"
] |
>
Dip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!"
] |
>
Mark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?"
] |
>
::popcorn gif::
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife."
] |
>
::pretends to be shocked gif::
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::"
] |
>
DeSantis is going to go "missing" very soon, I just have a feeling
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::"
] |
>
Trump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling"
] |
>
If yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life."
] |
>
It's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!"
] |
>
He always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader."
] |
>
I have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about "Handling" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both"
] |
>
Yeah, cheat...fuck both of them...
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life."
] |
>
That's not a visual I needed before breakfast.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them..."
] |
>
Donald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis
Given the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast."
] |
>
He's hurting more than he's helping.
Edit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp."
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He's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country."
] |
>
Is that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?"
] |
>
That picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?"
] |
>
He also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice."
] |
>
Choose him as his running mate?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians."
] |
>
A Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?
No wonder he needed that NFT money.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?"
] |
>
Kinda hoping he does, tbh.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money."
] |
>
The only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh."
] |
>
Nickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election"
] |
>
No he doesn't. He's just saying shit
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad."
] |
>
Roger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit"
] |
>
Sniveling on social media?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option."
] |
>
That, and adderall.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?"
] |
>
The picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the "other side" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa.
Newsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall."
] |
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popping corn
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!"
] |
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America’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn"
] |
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Going to grab him by the pussy?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while"
] |
>
He hired a guy to club him in the kneecap
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?"
] |
>
Ron DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap"
] |
>
Grab him by the pussey?
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times."
] |
>
DeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?"
] |
>
And like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago."
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Hes got his top men on it.
Top men.
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably."
] |
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We all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men."
] |
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Curious what Trump has in mind.
You know Donald.....if you plan to dump the body.....you're going to have a hard time hiding it.
Right Repubs?
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men.",
">\n\nWe all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?"
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"plan", uh huh sure
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men.",
">\n\nWe all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?",
">\n\nCurious what Trump has in mind. \nYou know Donald.....if you plan to dump the body.....you're going to have a hard time hiding it.\nRight Repubs?"
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Time to stock up on popcorn folks, this primary season is going to be a hell of a show.
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[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men.",
">\n\nWe all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?",
">\n\nCurious what Trump has in mind. \nYou know Donald.....if you plan to dump the body.....you're going to have a hard time hiding it.\nRight Repubs?",
">\n\n\"plan\", uh huh sure"
] |
>
I have plenty of pop corn for this mud throwing follies
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men.",
">\n\nWe all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?",
">\n\nCurious what Trump has in mind. \nYou know Donald.....if you plan to dump the body.....you're going to have a hard time hiding it.\nRight Repubs?",
">\n\n\"plan\", uh huh sure",
">\n\nTime to stock up on popcorn folks, this primary season is going to be a hell of a show."
] |
>
I am about to say something that makes me feel almost sick, but Trump might not be fully lying here...for once.
Both him and DeSantis are snakes in the grass.
DeSantis has been in Florida politics for a bit now and he probably went to Mar-a-Lago prior to Trump's presidency and he's for sure been back since. Trump might actually know something
|
[
"I bet his whole plan is to make fun of desantis's voice, and say it makes desantis weak. I also bet it works.",
">\n\nI picture him just repeating everything DeSantis says in a Weiner voice on the debate stage, eventually causing Ron to yell \"Stop Copying Me!\" followed by Trump saying \"Stop Copying Me!\" ... And this grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nNah, the next step will be for the GOP candidate to be determined by a wrestling match instead of a debate. THEN the grand democratic experiment will be officially over.",
">\n\nI already think Trump's plan to pick a female VP candidate is to have them fight to the death over it.",
">\n\nMost likely will involve jello wrestling…",
">\n\nAnd a swimsuit round.",
">\n\nIn fact, forget the VP",
">\n\nDonald Trump is a shithead who can't handle or manage anything politically. DJ Trump is a piece of poop who deserves to be in jail.",
">\n\nIn this country men with beautiful orange skin are above the law",
">\n\nThats what the court of peels is for.",
">\n\nZesty joke, downright pithy",
">\n\nBy stating their policy differences and make the case for voters to decide?\n/s",
">\n\nPretty sure his plan will be a kindergarten grade name calling.",
">\n\n“I got him elected, pure and simple. And there was no reason to go wild about endorsing him .. So, now I hear he might want to run against me. So, we’ll handle that the way I handle things.”\nSo, The Donald is gonna break out the blackmail/smear files he had compiled while in office?",
">\n\nSeems likely. The unsourced Guantanamo stuff on Ronnie that came out a few weeks back smells a little like opposition research being floated to gauge response and the \"I know more about him than anybody — other than, perhaps, his wife\" statement made in November seems to suggest Agent Orange thinks he has something.\nThat said, could just be the same burger-flavored hot air he constantly blows.",
">\n\nHe'll threaten to undermine his bid for presidency while seeking a future pardon.",
">\n\nHe needs to do a lot better than Ron DeSanctimonious. That is way too many syllables for the people who would ever vote for him, plus it's also very lame. Go with Puss in Boots and call it a day.",
">\n\nThat was so obviously something that was workshopped at 11PM and whoever was in charge just said “Let’s go with sanctimonious.”\nThey should just go with RINO Ron and call it a day.",
">\n\nRINO Ron is good. I'll be upset with you if that sticks lol",
">\n\nHave Rudy Giuliani pay him $225,000 with funds illegally secured from Trumps Charitable Organization?",
">\n\nBlackmail?",
">\n\nBlackmail, bribe, insults, temper tantrum, lawsuits tied up in court for years.",
">\n\nGuys, I bet he comes up with a wicked clever nickname for Ronnie. It's gonna be TREMENDOUS!",
">\n\nI like RINO Ron DeSanctimonious.",
">\n\nToo many syllables for Trump.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe's gonna sue DeSantis into submission?",
">\n\nI wonder what crime Trump will accuse Desantis of, that he himself has already openly committed.",
">\n\nI'm sure he can paint DeSantis as a establishment candidate who works with the Deep State and that Desantis worked at Guantanamo Bay and has been groomed by the CIA his whole life.",
">\n\n\nWe'll handle that the way I handle things. \n\nAnybody else hear that as a threat?",
">\n\nWill Trump tell his fanatics to stand by? Would not put it past him.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan\n\nI'ma stop you right there",
">\n\nHas Donnie even come out of his house since he announced that he’s running?",
">\n\nLike he handles everything, turning it into a shitshow. What he doesn't realize is shitshow politics is starting to jump the shark. Even those that revelled in his antics are getting bored of going nowhere with it.",
">\n\nNARRATOR: He didn't, actually.",
">\n\nHahaha omg is this for real? Are people really this fucking gullible. No he doesn't! He just says shit. God I can't believe we are still giving this fucking criminal column inches. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.",
">\n\nLock him in the ladies room with Marjorie and Lauren.",
">\n\nDesantis hates being called jag boy, in reference to his military time as a pencil pushing lawyer.",
">\n\nI'm betting the establishment GOP will support DeSantis and this will turn off Trump's base.",
">\n\nI suspect Trump doesn't want to be back in the White House. Instead he will become such an outrageous, crazy, crazy, crazy shithead that it will make DeSantis look normal in comparison. This all in return for money or something for the crime family.",
">\n\nSpiderman pointing to Spiderman meme.",
">\n\nHe'll handle the homunuculus the way he did every one else in the 2016 field.",
">\n\nFor once, I'm rooting for Trump.",
">\n\nYep. DeSantis just seems more dangerous than Trump and more likely to get votes in the general election.",
">\n\nIt really comes down to if the GOP tells DeSantis to stand down and wait another four years.",
">\n\nNarcissism is a helluva drug.",
">\n\nIt's the same plan he had for all the others.....come up with a killer nickname. \"Folks, I know what's going on in Florida is very very bad. I've always said that Florida is one of our most important states. Very sad what's happening there. People are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\" Well, let me tell you....and people are saying this more and more...you've got to get rid of ....\"Rotten Ronny\". /s",
">\n\n\nPeople are always saying to me \"Mr. President, what should we do about this Florida situation?\"\n\nYou mean: \"People are always saying to me, 'Sir, what should we do about this Florida situation?' \" Because in Trump's fantasy conversations, everyone calls him \"Sir.\"",
">\n\nThey are almost one in the same. I will say DeSantis is more controlled and calculating, which makes him more dangerous.",
">\n\nHe must have a great nickname for him.",
">\n\nDeSantis has the personality of a piece of paper. He's flat, bland, two sided, and easily crumples.\nTrump has the personality of a rock. Old, featureless, lumpy, and easily sinks in water.\nI'm sure there's some GOP equivalent of scissors, but the point is that paper always beats rock, and for how much I loathe both the assholes, DeSantis could easily wipe with Trump in every way but a debate. Trump is not even a debater and if he were he would be awful, but he'll say something to DeSantis like \"you walk like a fat girl\" or something and DeSantis will throw a fit and fall apart in seconds.",
">\n\nLike his Secret 30 Day Plan to eliminate ISIS?",
">\n\nDoes it involve nukes? That seems to be how he plans to \"handle\" things.",
">\n\nHe'll make him an offer he can't refuse.",
">\n\n“Join my campaign for 100k a year salary. Many many others have joined from my administration. It is great, the best”",
">\n\nName calling and lies, I bet!",
">\n\nDip Ron in ketchup and sling him against the wall?",
">\n\nMark my words he’s going to go after Ron’s wife.",
">\n\n::popcorn gif::",
">\n\n::pretends to be shocked gif::",
">\n\nDeSantis is going to go \"missing\" very soon, I just have a feeling",
">\n\nTrump is a wannabe mob boss but he’s too weak to be one in real life.",
">\n\nIf yall thought trump was thin skinned and petty... wait till the wars begin. Desantis can't handle criticism.. this is going to be glorious to watch!",
">\n\nIt's going to be fucking delicious watching DeSantis bend the knee and grovel in fealty and submission to Trump. It'll be even more delicious when, after Trump is gone, he then tries to position himself as an alpha male and powerful leader.",
">\n\nHe always has a fucking plan no one ever see it. He will let us see in 2 weeks it’s going to huge!! Fuck them both",
">\n\nI have never liked nor supported anything Trump has ever done or said, from the early 90s when I went to Atlantic City and witnessed how tacky Trumps Taj Mahal was in person as well as any interview he ever did. That said, I fully support him in this latest endevor about \"Handling\" Desantis. Then they can both leave public life.",
">\n\nYeah, cheat...fuck both of them...",
">\n\nThat's not a visual I needed before breakfast.",
">\n\n\nDonald Trump Has a Plan to 'Handle' Ron DeSantis\n\nGiven the word choice, I'm going to assume his plan involves Matt Schlapp.",
">\n\nHe's hurting more than he's helping.\nEdit: Nevermind, he's not helping. Just hurting our Country.",
">\n\nHe's had a lot of time to come up with a catchy yet derogatory nickname for DeSantis. Death Sentence is already taken and Trump can't use that one anyway because it is focusing on the Covid-19 death rate for Florida. I wonder what devastating name he has prepared?",
">\n\nIs that plan to say vague and noncommittal things like “I’ll handle him” so that click-hungry sites like Newsweek will write stories about it and give him free publicity to keep him in the national discussion so that he can eventually mobilize the most despicable voting block in American history to win a Republican primary?",
">\n\nThat picture of DeSantis looks like an advertisement for jaundice.",
">\n\nHe also had a health care plan, an infrastructure WEEK, and a foreign policy none of which ever saw the light of day. Oh, yeah. And the Pandemic Playbook that he just tossed in the trash can. The man is a walking, talking shitstorm. DeSantis is just a tick above that. He’s not a storm. Just a shit. They both have really bad tans for Floridians.",
">\n\nChoose him as his running mate?",
">\n\nA Russian drop of hacked information just like they did with the Democrats and Clinton in 2016?\nNo wonder he needed that NFT money.",
">\n\nKinda hoping he does, tbh.",
">\n\nThe only plan Trump has is to make up lies Ron DeSantis will easily defeat Trump in a 1 on 1 election",
">\n\nNickname. Slander campaign. Attack wife. Some kinda lawsuit about something, who knows, that makes DeSantis look bad.",
">\n\nNo he doesn't. He's just saying shit",
">\n\nRoger Ailes controls the Republican party. Their cute plans don't matter. He already picked the more evil option.",
">\n\nSniveling on social media?",
">\n\nThat, and adderall.",
">\n\nThe picture of the two in that article is interesting ... typically news outlets will pick images that make the \"other side\" look strange or ridiculous but in this one Trump looks normal but DeSantis' skin makes him look like an oompa-loompa. \nNewsweek is Pro-Trump! You heard it here first!",
">\n\npopping corn",
">\n\nAmerica’s mobster handles problems two way: get the dirt on them or threaten with physical harm! Desantis should stay clear of windows for a while",
">\n\nGoing to grab him by the pussy?",
">\n\nHe hired a guy to club him in the kneecap",
">\n\nRon DeSantis is killing trump in every poll. All the major donors have all left trump. He is done. He lost too many times.",
">\n\nGrab him by the pussey?",
">\n\nDeSantis sounds swishy, but Trump comes off like that ancient old woman on Downton Abby. A mincing old cabaret queen performing for his proud boys at Marafago.",
">\n\nAnd like all of his “plans” I’m sure it will fail miserably.",
">\n\nHes got his top men on it.\nTop men.",
">\n\nWe all know that Donald would launch infantile attacks. The question is this: has Donald Trump completely and permanently destroyed the veneer of decorum, decency, and integrity in public discourse, or is he just aberration?",
">\n\nCurious what Trump has in mind. \nYou know Donald.....if you plan to dump the body.....you're going to have a hard time hiding it.\nRight Repubs?",
">\n\n\"plan\", uh huh sure",
">\n\nTime to stock up on popcorn folks, this primary season is going to be a hell of a show.",
">\n\nI have plenty of pop corn for this mud throwing follies"
] |
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