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I love having 3 siblings.. I don't think I could ever be an only child, it seems soooo boring
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Most of my friends are dumbasses lmfao that's just us though
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Hold on, to me as we go\nAs we roll down this unfamiliar road\nAnd although this wave is stringing us along \nJust know you're not alone
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@lexi_anderson3 at home but I can come down right now
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Bring It On Marathon \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\ude0a
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You've gotten so trashy... Ironic and hypocritical ya think?? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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I want snow \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f
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Shout out to those who are still up?
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@Elizabeth_comer is the bible study at 10 tomorrow?
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I hate 80% of all other drivers on the road #roadrage
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@OfficialBevo10 oh oh ohhhhh now I get it \ud83d\ude01
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And Paul George comes up clutch
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My alcohol level has gone down #finally
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And the award for the best liar goes to you \ud83c\udfc6\ud83d\udc4f
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I'm assuming hayleys in the clear hahahaha
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I don't know how I would make it through some days if I didn't believe in such an amazing God.
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Life puts lots of stuff on your plate.
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This fevers gotta go. Swear I go to the hospital for one thing and they tell me I have 20 more things wrong with me \ud83d\ude21 lovely
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love is patient, love is kind.
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Never Said it was you. You put yourself in this conversation.
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@CJ_Jennie guess ya made it to NOLA after all !! Just read R&O has one of best poboys in the city! Have fun
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@TheOnlyJesseOgg he will shoot too many times like he always does at below 40% they stand a better chance with him out. He wouldn't be dRose
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You're my mcm\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ufe0f
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Today would be cool if I didn't have practice still.
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80085 I'm best friends with your bro but you're way cooler. Have fun in college dude
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Only I could possibly manage to find a way to flick toothpaste directly into my eye \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48
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@BrunetteMonster okay :)
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I know all of the things that make you who you are
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No one wants to snapchat me that's fine haha
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In dyer times when you need a sign that's when they appear.
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@vic_chandler10 hi. Move to Illinois. That's all. \ud83d\ude0a
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Why do I have so many problems with piercings holy shit
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I think I've had more meetings than classes so far this semester
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ROSS!!!!!!!!!! #Lions
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Finally got around to cleaning out and washing my car. Ahhhh feels so nice.
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\When the light go out & I'm in my bed, I think of all the madness in my head. All of the things that I did back then..\""
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How is it only Wednesday?! #SuperBusyWeek #3DayWeekend
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@jgmitcheltree @intoxicateing because he doesn't listen.
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if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
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I just got 23.7 million on temple run 2.. I really need a life
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GUYS HELP ME
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I just wanna watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry
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@TaraNorstegard #thingsnottoputonline
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Reckless 'till I'm breathless\ud83d\udc8b
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HAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WOW
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Wish I lived in the south
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I take a small amount of pleasure in not promoting others' expressions of vanity.
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@dylanprob92 in the front where you walk in!
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That million dollar mmmm mmmm make him tap out \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude47\ud83d\ude34
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I havent laughed this hard in forever.
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@itsnatekopp I'm not even going to prom and ill still go to this after prom thing
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#IGotaAThingFor someone faithful
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In bed at midnight on a Saturday... New record \ud83d\ude1d
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@lizadrienne17 Veggie Burger Milkshake
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5 more minutes
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@Lil_Tooley Not This Sunday ' I Promise Deloris ' But Maybe Next Sunday
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I was told to just distract myself so like anyone wanna text me an get my mind off things? Please...
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Oh yeah..I'm up because I can't stop watching The Supernatural. #greatestshowever
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I love rainy days.
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I'm scarred
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Pls God can something good happen!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you ain't got two kids by 21, you're probably going to die alone. At least that's what tradition tells you. #merrygoround
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This conversation right now... #dying
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I said come and eat this bone, and stop eating dog food.
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@__justalilBIT you ain't no good and you know it lol
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As much as i complain, working at firehouse is so chill.
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Kinda looking forward to the drive home tomorrow #cantlie
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now my mom is tickling her and she is screaming rape \ud83d\ude02
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@ddlovato @peoplemag not surprised ur gorgeous!!! I wish i looked like you
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@jimjimmyjones @The_Josh023 time to retire Josh. Lol
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@a_millie10 oh how sweet lol Merry Christmas to you too studddd :) your the best!
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Church is the only place that I volunteer at and leave drunk #CatholicProbs
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@AlecDK I lol at your life
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@PauleyP got to find some of the style clothing you wear for my 10 yr old. She loves to watch NCIS, wants to be Abby for Halloween.
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@SkinnyLuvSierra last year it was Me, Taylor, Jordan&Jeremy. Now Taylor hates me and Jordan and Jeremy are married. Lolol #coolright?
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Supposed to be in the 80's this afternoon..\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude24
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Half of the time I don't even know where we are going out of town for work. I just show up. I need an iPad or something
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\u201c@Drunk_Testudo: @Tustedo I LIFT DIS DICK ON YO MOMS FOREHEAD DOE\u201d
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@_lprosser @jrniels well I got the best in my life!
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@MacLawrence you are a true bro
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@melinafred I no what you can do
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Maybe I should stay off twitter today because apparently it's Father's Day..\ud83d\ude14
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turn up. MISSING. ahhhh! #d5
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I think Bill Belichicks face would crack if he's smile
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It really is ridiculous how fast everything changes
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Almost ate shit going to class about 10 times..
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I'm so excited for#trueblood !!!!!
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Seriously stop this crap. I can't back you up on every lie you tell your mom. I'm tired of trying to figure out how to save your ass.
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@syd5_varn welcomeee #weirdo #reachperiodprobs \ud83d\ude09
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I figured they were losing, cause no one is tweeting bout them anymore.
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I so think my boss is on drugs or mentaly psychotic. His emotional roller coaster is like.. Ok who r we dealing with today? Bi+(# or Azz#0l3
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I don't understand why you would lie?
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i just made a reeeeal nerdy metaphor while complimenting ashley idk if i should be proud of it or
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I can never tell when a guy keeps persisting if it's cuz he really cares or if he's desperate and has no game
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Oomf is fun to talk to
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@Darbss @taytaymorgan_ @kwallace95 @fuchs_jordan hey guys! hunt me down!
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@JoshuaClearr awwwwww
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@ChristinaHill13 HAHAHAHAHHAHA
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