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I love having 3 siblings.. I don't think I could ever be an only child, it seems soooo boring
Most of my friends are dumbasses lmfao that's just us though
Hold on, to me as we go\nAs we roll down this unfamiliar road\nAnd although this wave is stringing us along \nJust know you're not alone
@lexi_anderson3 at home but I can come down right now
Bring It On Marathon \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\ude0a
You've gotten so trashy... Ironic and hypocritical ya think?? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
I want snow \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f
Shout out to those who are still up?
@Elizabeth_comer is the bible study at 10 tomorrow?
I hate 80% of all other drivers on the road #roadrage
@OfficialBevo10 oh oh ohhhhh now I get it \ud83d\ude01
And Paul George comes up clutch
My alcohol level has gone down #finally
And the award for the best liar goes to you \ud83c\udfc6\ud83d\udc4f
I'm assuming hayleys in the clear hahahaha
I don't know how I would make it through some days if I didn't believe in such an amazing God.
Life puts lots of stuff on your plate.
This fevers gotta go. Swear I go to the hospital for one thing and they tell me I have 20 more things wrong with me \ud83d\ude21 lovely
love is patient, love is kind.
Never Said it was you. You put yourself in this conversation.
@CJ_Jennie guess ya made it to NOLA after all !! Just read R&O has one of best poboys in the city! Have fun
@TheOnlyJesseOgg he will shoot too many times like he always does at below 40% they stand a better chance with him out. He wouldn't be dRose
You're my mcm\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ufe0f
Today would be cool if I didn't have practice still.
80085 I'm best friends with your bro but you're way cooler. Have fun in college dude
Only I could possibly manage to find a way to flick toothpaste directly into my eye \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48
@BrunetteMonster okay :)
I know all of the things that make you who you are
No one wants to snapchat me that's fine haha
In dyer times when you need a sign that's when they appear.
@vic_chandler10 hi. Move to Illinois. That's all. \ud83d\ude0a
Why do I have so many problems with piercings holy shit
I think I've had more meetings than classes so far this semester
ROSS!!!!!!!!!! #Lions
Finally got around to cleaning out and washing my car. Ahhhh feels so nice.
\When the light go out & I'm in my bed, I think of all the madness in my head. All of the things that I did back then..\""
How is it only Wednesday?! #SuperBusyWeek #3DayWeekend
@jgmitcheltree @intoxicateing because he doesn't listen.
if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast
I just got 23.7 million on temple run 2.. I really need a life
GUYS HELP ME
I just wanna watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry
@TaraNorstegard #thingsnottoputonline
Reckless 'till I'm breathless\ud83d\udc8b
HAHA SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WOW
Wish I lived in the south
I take a small amount of pleasure in not promoting others' expressions of vanity.
@dylanprob92 in the front where you walk in!
That million dollar mmmm mmmm make him tap out \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude47\ud83d\ude34
I havent laughed this hard in forever.
@itsnatekopp I'm not even going to prom and ill still go to this after prom thing
#IGotaAThingFor someone faithful
In bed at midnight on a Saturday... New record \ud83d\ude1d
@lizadrienne17 Veggie Burger Milkshake
5 more minutes
@Lil_Tooley Not This Sunday ' I Promise Deloris ' But Maybe Next Sunday
I was told to just distract myself so like anyone wanna text me an get my mind off things? Please...
Oh yeah..I'm up because I can't stop watching The Supernatural. #greatestshowever
I love rainy days.
I'm scarred
Pls God can something good happen!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you ain't got two kids by 21, you're probably going to die alone. At least that's what tradition tells you. #merrygoround
This conversation right now... #dying
I said come and eat this bone, and stop eating dog food.
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@__justalilBIT you ain't no good and you know it lol
As much as i complain, working at firehouse is so chill.
Kinda looking forward to the drive home tomorrow #cantlie
now my mom is tickling her and she is screaming rape \ud83d\ude02
@ddlovato @peoplemag not surprised ur gorgeous!!! I wish i looked like you
@jimjimmyjones @The_Josh023 time to retire Josh. Lol
@a_millie10 oh how sweet lol Merry Christmas to you too studddd :) your the best!
Church is the only place that I volunteer at and leave drunk #CatholicProbs
@AlecDK I lol at your life
@PauleyP got to find some of the style clothing you wear for my 10 yr old. She loves to watch NCIS, wants to be Abby for Halloween.
@SkinnyLuvSierra last year it was Me, Taylor, Jordan&Jeremy. Now Taylor hates me and Jordan and Jeremy are married. Lolol #coolright?
Supposed to be in the 80's this afternoon..\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude24
Half of the time I don't even know where we are going out of town for work. I just show up. I need an iPad or something
\u201c@Drunk_Testudo: @Tustedo I LIFT DIS DICK ON YO MOMS FOREHEAD DOE\u201d
@_lprosser @jrniels well I got the best in my life!
@MacLawrence you are a true bro
@melinafred I no what you can do
Maybe I should stay off twitter today because apparently it's Father's Day..\ud83d\ude14
turn up. MISSING. ahhhh! #d5
I think Bill Belichicks face would crack if he's smile
It really is ridiculous how fast everything changes
Almost ate shit going to class about 10 times..
I'm so excited for#trueblood !!!!!
Seriously stop this crap. I can't back you up on every lie you tell your mom. I'm tired of trying to figure out how to save your ass.
@syd5_varn welcomeee #weirdo #reachperiodprobs \ud83d\ude09
I figured they were losing, cause no one is tweeting bout them anymore.
I so think my boss is on drugs or mentaly psychotic. His emotional roller coaster is like.. Ok who r we dealing with today? Bi+(# or Azz#0l3
I don't understand why you would lie?
i just made a reeeeal nerdy metaphor while complimenting ashley idk if i should be proud of it or
I can never tell when a guy keeps persisting if it's cuz he really cares or if he's desperate and has no game
Oomf is fun to talk to
@Darbss @taytaymorgan_ @kwallace95 @fuchs_jordan hey guys! hunt me down!
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@JoshuaClearr awwwwww
@ChristinaHill13 HAHAHAHAHHAHA