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I really want to stop riding the bus..
It's impossible to put clothes on right after a shower
It's fight time !!! #MayweatherVsCanelo \ud83d\ude48 Someone's gonna win & someone's gonna lose
A tiny ball of orange blossomed #between Qogo and Uluq as one of the Megador's turbolaser strikes found its target, and a
Hey I scrubbed today.
The Pineapple is getting bigger and my One and only Sun Flower is as high as my house
Can't wait until I save up enough money to move to Cali \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf09\ud83d\ude83\ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb5\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98
Had such an amazing weekend with the girrlllsss. Can't wait for round two this week!
@jenni10711 OH MY THAT'S EARLIER THAN SPONGEBOB
Awesome. #Indians
and I'm missing the new season of Hardcore
You kinda made my night \u263a
I miss you so much.
I'm gonna look so pretty when I fail the chem regents tomorrow \ud83d\ude0b
@Perfection_Swag what is that a pic of? Cant see it.
And it's my fault you don't have cigarettes! Dick fuck go away
Seriously someone with a car lets go do something. I'll drive
Now they got laminated,paved over by success,and pulled out in front of,and cut off,with a string tied to the end of a stick,#TriCk
Getting out of bed at 7:10 and leaving at 7:15 #accomplished
Been sneezing for the last 10 mins. Da fuck.
Going to 1st block on Tuesday, then I'm done. My awful freshman year is over. \ud83d\ude4f\u270c
@kylie_fife I don't know where you get the thought that you're ugly from! You are easily one of the prettiest girls in our grade!
@FallingSkyWater jimmy johns
@AshleyPfarr is way too beautiful and she needs to just stop. \ud83d\ude21
TV news, instead of \we don't know what caused the latest shooting\" get real and say \"ridiculously easy access to guns claimed more lives\""
I touch the sky until I can't even function, it's about to go downnnnn \u2600\ufe0f
@Danny_Cakes_123 Omg! Gonna be such a good show
... of course I mess that up to
Lol. You're so defensive. Sit down.
@JKucko ill try jared
I figured why donate just one TV when you can donate a billion little TV's. They recycle just the same, and option B includes an explosion!
@gothlaw well that and the flyers are my second adopted team. They are the team that keeps me from killing myself when the CBJ suck ass.
@barkercharity Hey lady all I was talking about was some breakfast...not no prostitution
This bed sucks
@neilander10 you gonna fill in for me man?!
My timeline is three people.
@kalicakes29 Billy Heltzel III does not have a win his father does . If that's not the official 1 why is it posted?
I'm so sleepy!
7 seed Creighton against 10 seed Cincy. Interesting
Him >>>
I want somethin else..
Guitar solo at the end of Welcome Home. #sick
Just saw a girl with a belt holding up her yoga pants... I'm not sure if it works like that
@FloatOnLarry You type like a ducking idiot.
It will never get easier but you will always get stronger.
@chelseyrogo wrong
Damn who will papa johns use in its stupid superbowl commercial now?
@ItssssRachel_69 twat
Zach & George let Kenz do their make up \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
I'll pay someone in the 717 to hangout with my mom so I don't feel so bad about not coming home for thanksgiving
I've been trying to fall asleep for 3 hours now
Do people who live here ever tire of seeing rainbows. #idigit
If I see one more Catching Fire tweet or post I'm gonna flip... \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude21 #NoOneCares #MostRetardedSeriesEverr
I passed Geology! \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a #thankYouJesus
Sore Odunsi thinks I'm gay LOOOL
@taysorensen beautiful girls gets lots of love
@levi_ivelnelson But it's so true
I LOVE THAT ITS THANKSGIVING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TK DEAL WITH TRAFFIC
Sometimes I think about quitting my job. Then I think about my bank account and future debt, die on the inside, and get back to work. \ud83d\udc4e
@boozycou literally did that all day today
I literally have the worst anxiety in the world. I feel like a crazy person.
Damn it I just fell asleep
I wanna turn up with Miley .. That would be fun. Can't deny that.
You say you got no time for a girl but you can hang with your boys all the time?
@allison_lynnnnn @thatdudeluke_24 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SNAPCHAT ME
#Browns & #Indians Winning....Day is going well
just saw a squirrel kill it self\ud83d\ude11 don't know how to tell about that
I wonder how Stephenson feels about this #SorryNotSorry
Its sad when you could even text me back in just explain to me how you felt, so its whatever.
#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe tell me what I'm doing wrong and ill do the same for you
Honestly so sick of this
Cool is my favorite word.
@LukeConklin i have 2,000
im such an asshole\ud83d\ude02
@HaileySchue hahaha thanks girl I'll try not to!
2 Cor 4:18\nSo we don't look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen.
I lol at people who say they're getting a horse just for a pet. Yeah, they're great.. But alot of work, that most people get tired of.
New dining service here is unreal
\The mind is a blank slate on which experience writes\""
1- we haven't talked in awhile because i moved but hope your doing good at mohon
high hopes
I've never seen someone that I wanted so bad
#LessonLearned don't get your hopes up because it never works out as planned
They say the third time's the charm so maybe this time I will find my favorite hat :( #plsdontbegone
@_KeeBlasianBtch where do you live in crowne point ? Like is it near tirell's ?
@Fro_5 @c_ballard304 @cody_saltsman believe that all of them
I swear my phone always vibrates then there's nothing there
Over 2000 years ago, Jesus changed my life. Interestingly enough, you have that option as well today.
@poizngrl @THEINBREDCAT i thought thats what you were supposed to do.
@LateKemire it means that if it were to rain for a month it would equal the amount in inches of the next two days. Hope this helps
you're so annoying
Steen bad penalty early on
TFT this guy in the doctors office said all everyone is talking about is how the Lynn girls should win state! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0 @Jdodd4 @LTompkin
@MiguelMiranda42 @TravisHoye @caralorraine_c amen. Love you
Why am I so obsessed with pound the alarm by Nicki Minaj
Watching an entire season of top chef is the never fail cheer up for a bad day
@Wesley_Wells23 @Whitney_Renee24 I have work and it will be hot! #itsthesummer
@jch24 yay that is awesome!!
@Its_Caly123 needs to come to Texas with me next time, so many trucks I know you'd love \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude02
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