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I really want to stop riding the bus..
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It's impossible to put clothes on right after a shower
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It's fight time !!! #MayweatherVsCanelo \ud83d\ude48 Someone's gonna win & someone's gonna lose
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A tiny ball of orange blossomed #between Qogo and Uluq as one of the Megador's turbolaser strikes found its target, and a
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Hey I scrubbed today.
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The Pineapple is getting bigger and my One and only Sun Flower is as high as my house
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Can't wait until I save up enough money to move to Cali \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf09\ud83d\ude83\ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb5\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98
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Had such an amazing weekend with the girrlllsss. Can't wait for round two this week!
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@jenni10711 OH MY THAT'S EARLIER THAN SPONGEBOB
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Awesome. #Indians
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and I'm missing the new season of Hardcore
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You kinda made my night \u263a
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I miss you so much.
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I'm gonna look so pretty when I fail the chem regents tomorrow \ud83d\ude0b
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@Perfection_Swag what is that a pic of? Cant see it.
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And it's my fault you don't have cigarettes! Dick fuck go away
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Seriously someone with a car lets go do something. I'll drive
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Now they got laminated,paved over by success,and pulled out in front of,and cut off,with a string tied to the end of a stick,#TriCk
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Getting out of bed at 7:10 and leaving at 7:15 #accomplished
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Been sneezing for the last 10 mins. Da fuck.
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Going to 1st block on Tuesday, then I'm done. My awful freshman year is over. \ud83d\ude4f\u270c
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@kylie_fife I don't know where you get the thought that you're ugly from! You are easily one of the prettiest girls in our grade!
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@FallingSkyWater jimmy johns
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@AshleyPfarr is way too beautiful and she needs to just stop. \ud83d\ude21
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TV news, instead of \we don't know what caused the latest shooting\" get real and say \"ridiculously easy access to guns claimed more lives\""
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I touch the sky until I can't even function, it's about to go downnnnn \u2600\ufe0f
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@Danny_Cakes_123 Omg! Gonna be such a good show
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... of course I mess that up to
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Lol. You're so defensive. Sit down.
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@JKucko ill try jared
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I figured why donate just one TV when you can donate a billion little TV's. They recycle just the same, and option B includes an explosion!
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@gothlaw well that and the flyers are my second adopted team. They are the team that keeps me from killing myself when the CBJ suck ass.
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@barkercharity Hey lady all I was talking about was some breakfast...not no prostitution
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This bed sucks
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@neilander10 you gonna fill in for me man?!
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My timeline is three people.
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@kalicakes29 Billy Heltzel III does not have a win his father does . If that's not the official 1 why is it posted?
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I'm so sleepy!
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7 seed Creighton against 10 seed Cincy. Interesting
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Him >>>
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I want somethin else..
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Guitar solo at the end of Welcome Home. #sick
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Just saw a girl with a belt holding up her yoga pants... I'm not sure if it works like that
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@FloatOnLarry You type like a ducking idiot.
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It will never get easier but you will always get stronger.
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@chelseyrogo wrong
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Damn who will papa johns use in its stupid superbowl commercial now?
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@ItssssRachel_69 twat
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Zach & George let Kenz do their make up \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
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I'll pay someone in the 717 to hangout with my mom so I don't feel so bad about not coming home for thanksgiving
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I've been trying to fall asleep for 3 hours now
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Do people who live here ever tire of seeing rainbows. #idigit
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If I see one more Catching Fire tweet or post I'm gonna flip... \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude21 #NoOneCares #MostRetardedSeriesEverr
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I passed Geology! \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a #thankYouJesus
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Sore Odunsi thinks I'm gay LOOOL
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@taysorensen beautiful girls gets lots of love
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@levi_ivelnelson But it's so true
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I LOVE THAT ITS THANKSGIVING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TK DEAL WITH TRAFFIC
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Sometimes I think about quitting my job. Then I think about my bank account and future debt, die on the inside, and get back to work. \ud83d\udc4e
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@boozycou literally did that all day today
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I literally have the worst anxiety in the world. I feel like a crazy person.
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Damn it I just fell asleep
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I wanna turn up with Miley .. That would be fun. Can't deny that.
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You say you got no time for a girl but you can hang with your boys all the time?
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@allison_lynnnnn @thatdudeluke_24 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SNAPCHAT ME
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#Browns & #Indians Winning....Day is going well
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just saw a squirrel kill it self\ud83d\ude11 don't know how to tell about that
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I wonder how Stephenson feels about this #SorryNotSorry
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Its sad when you could even text me back in just explain to me how you felt, so its whatever.
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#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe tell me what I'm doing wrong and ill do the same for you
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Honestly so sick of this
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Cool is my favorite word.
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@LukeConklin i have 2,000
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im such an asshole\ud83d\ude02
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@HaileySchue hahaha thanks girl I'll try not to!
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2 Cor 4:18\nSo we don't look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen.
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I lol at people who say they're getting a horse just for a pet. Yeah, they're great.. But alot of work, that most people get tired of.
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New dining service here is unreal
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\The mind is a blank slate on which experience writes\""
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1- we haven't talked in awhile because i moved but hope your doing good at mohon
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high hopes
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I've never seen someone that I wanted so bad
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#LessonLearned don't get your hopes up because it never works out as planned
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They say the third time's the charm so maybe this time I will find my favorite hat :( #plsdontbegone
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@_KeeBlasianBtch where do you live in crowne point ? Like is it near tirell's ?
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@Fro_5 @c_ballard304 @cody_saltsman believe that all of them
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I swear my phone always vibrates then there's nothing there
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Over 2000 years ago, Jesus changed my life. Interestingly enough, you have that option as well today.
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@poizngrl @THEINBREDCAT i thought thats what you were supposed to do.
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@LateKemire it means that if it were to rain for a month it would equal the amount in inches of the next two days. Hope this helps
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you're so annoying
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Steen bad penalty early on
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TFT this guy in the doctors office said all everyone is talking about is how the Lynn girls should win state! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0 @Jdodd4 @LTompkin
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@MiguelMiranda42 @TravisHoye @caralorraine_c amen. Love you
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Why am I so obsessed with pound the alarm by Nicki Minaj
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Watching an entire season of top chef is the never fail cheer up for a bad day
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@Wesley_Wells23 @Whitney_Renee24 I have work and it will be hot! #itsthesummer
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@jch24 yay that is awesome!!
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@Its_Caly123 needs to come to Texas with me next time, so many trucks I know you'd love \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude02
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