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Funny how I never use my middle name. Americans go for last names only. I'm used to it though.
Got pulled over. Hopefully not how the rest of the night will go.
so nervous about this test!
Just informing a few confused people.
where did the snow go
@ctwallace14 haha well we appreciate the sympathy \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d
Soooo tired
Stephanie keeps laughing at me. #notafan \ud83d\ude1c
Just told I was the closer of the group. Apparently, I'm a woman who he doesn't want to cross because I lay down the law #thanksBlakesonice
Anybody want some Boston butts?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
is this a joke to you?
Shut up Brittany
Missouri and Illinois left before we're back in Wisconsin!
They'll judge it like they know about me and you
Tomorrow and it will just be 5 more days til I'm in Fargo \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\ude0d\u2728\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc19\ud83d\udd2e\ud83c\udf8a\ud83d\ude81\ud83d\udea3
@xo_taylorlynn needs to actually text me the fuck back
White trash wedding
can I just stay in bed and cuddle with my dog all day?
#SongsIWillAlwaysLove Will you go with me by Josh Turner
@tdp537 haha ooh I'll find it! I'm obsessed lol
You... Heh.
well... happy new year \ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf88
I really just wanna kick back and watch a good movie tonight
@DuteMen she says she misses you, and I'll see u tomorrow
I wonder if the Bama women will score more points tomorrow night than the men did tonight. 37 points in a whole game? Cmon Man.
Cuddle kind of day #girltweetbuttrue
@KyleJHGamble How long is your tongue? ;)
@Thatmanpig I'm holding you to that
#3words I can't sleep.
I'm beyond upset about me not getting accepted to the nursing program. I am not taking it my senior year this is so unfair \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d
@jaredoban you're a babe
I truly don't know what the hell to do anymore...
Hope it's rains hard all day
I still need to go Christmas shopping shit
Just finished my second song :) #music
Cutest and funniest wedding! Congrats Lindsey and Jerod! Welcome officially to the family!! #cousinlylove
Will you be my caylentine??<3;) #ASKSAMANDKIAN3
Hope Valentines day is a good one this year. \u263a
I need plans
My mood right now <<< \ud83d\ude1e
Finally finished firefighters training and graduate tonight! Can't wait!
Went on an awesome star walk with @welch4_life and @eohlrogge
@NiallOfficial If I'm louder, would you see me??
I miss basketball...
I'm just tired now. And hungry.
This weekend has been full of Asian workouts, music, alcohol, sweat, little sleep, & spending time with some of my favorite people. #blessed
@Baller_21612 I WISH I WAS! \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14
@j0rdanmichellee Of course you'll be my manager \ud83d\ude09 #shoutout to my biggest fan!!!
Does any actually understand what Alice in wonderland is about ?
@lexiskw Will I am and Britney bitch is what I was going for ;p
@shaylahollis @drewroy23 @levittlaw @briepotter wow well let me know when you hear more thanks
@Matt_R_6 I'm just that good. You should know that by now! #psychic
When people tell you how it's gonna be.....how about I live it and tell you how it was! #maybe
Just a little to much snow
Seaside tomorrow \ud83d\ude48
Yay for food !
@KristaAmy self control
This snow needs to pick up if I'm gonna get my 8 am canceled.
I tweeted about someone other than Kenny #WUT
Can someone please share the sandman?!?
If you were really my friend you would understand. #annoyed
I despise shopping
sometimes its easier to pretend you dont care then admit you do
I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \ud83d\ude0d
Pure and utter relief and joy is all I cans at to describe right now.
Even though I'll have like closets full of just ketchup and paper towels but yolo
Who wants to go to a rock climbing wall
Don't mess with my food either
I HATE cold weather...
@rockgroupieprob yeah. I'm into @Saliva lately.
Stephen Collins is Addison's father yay
the brownies put me and lex on a chocolate high
OMG he's running over to the window
The only inconvenience of being a girl is that we over think absolutely everything.
I have a serious shopping problems and no I don't want help.
@kaitlyncoooper love youuuuu
Not needing tweets saying it's 3-2 or 6-5 in a basketball game. A good time to fold down the laptop screen and watch for few minutes.
Only had one class today and it was canceled so I'm officially on spring break! #woopwoop
@LaRosaSal @giannaambrosio have fun
@C_Mag15 Good day of parallel parking hah
In love with this hot apple cider <3
@TedStryker my mom,my son & I just sang that at the dinner table last nite! Truth! Lol...\ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT BUNS HUN...\""
Lol you bitches bouta get it fuckin with the wrong people
@StevensBrianne she is such a diva!!!!
Durant #1on1
What I don't understand is why people are unnecessarily mean to one another. Spread love not hate \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b
I miss my hand resting on your knee as we drive those back roads, singing to our country music #memories
@KoletonW it's fine, it happens\u2764
Creepy is my middle name.
Realized I had the same Avi for like 5 or 6 months... #timeforchange
Don't know what I did, to earn a love like this.
My life would be perfect
@DrewM24 you are right, only great things ahead \ud83c\udf8e
@DiannaAngela0x yes
Everyone and their mothers know that I'm agnostic.
Having a clean room>>\ud83d\udc4c
Thought I had the gym to myself so I was singing ice Ice baby at the top of my lungs and a meathead came out of the weight room clapping....
No sleep
I wish I could walk around with a camera just to show you how much you get what you want in one day.