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@joshschneider nope. I don't believe in calling dibs. It makes things unfair and causes arguments.
@ZimbabwePete Drew, that's dreadful! Even just thinking that is so wrong!
@knawsry yep, that's it.
Hmmm races? maybee
having a really bad headache<<
can i go to bed now
Gentlemen Jack
I wish that summer wasn't almost over \ud83d\ude14
For all i know it could be at the bottom of the ocean,
@AllyMcNulty1111 @O_Gleebs_ @juliaangelinee too luck at ur game kick some butt ily all
The girl I'm driving with looks like a mermaid
#suckstosuck
I have more clothes then I even know what to do with, yet....still nothing to wear
Country strong >>> \ud83d\ude0d
So complicated
Sad it's the last day of camp! \ud83d\ude14
everyones all cheery and im like yup i hate not being with my mom all christmas.
Wow GH so good today watching it again.
@doublemmgenius i know \ud83d\ude0f gross
@richardsb35 lol jammin to Taylor swift?
I would give anything to go back to the way it used to be.
\ud83d\ude0b @bolts44
So happy natts picking me up after school
2 hours of relaxing before class.
Having a good ride >>> anything else #daymaker #perfect
STOP FIDGETING
@Nicole_Tonya11 WHERE ARE YOU. I know your mamaw didn't let you miss !
Someone go to chipotle with me later \ud83d\ude01 #please
@all_dat_JAS has anyone died since everyone left for college
Agreed! \ud83d\ude21
#JayCarneyExcuses Squirrel!
@Skyliting Hee! Saving some of these for later. XD
@justgracejulia come see the conjuring tonight
@millerg8jr makes you wanna move!
Everything that kills me, makes me feel alive\ud83d\udc4c
@Duaney_fersure yay!
\@K_Tecki_: Loving the way the Herd is playing right now!\". BEAT that Hokie ass!!!"
I hope to god tomm is fast in tell schools ends
@Carl_Schuster tilted kilt
Going all in on this snow day
@Derpy_Derba HAHAHAH WHAT
Spencer
Monday, we meet again!
Lying wont get you anywhere in life.. Ever.
Mother fucker. Come on
@tawnydee16: The fact that I won't be able to play my senior year of softball because the doctor had to reschedule my ankle surgery<<<
Ryan's got rapped a lot tonight
i will always like him and you can just kiss my ass ok
Second half blow out #Ravens \ud83d\ude02
Redneck crazy is a great song \ud83d\udc4c
@KyleJLucas for sure! I bought mine mainly for coyotes but if I dont kill a deer with my bow it will be nice to pick the AR to go after one
@peterfacinelli Twilight!\n#justkidding ;)
@PRoseish all gun control does is restrict the honest gun owner. the criminal will get a gun illegally.
I can't wait to set up camp and brew the first batch of skippy at 7 am next week
I wish Siri had Morgan Freeman's voice,
#complimentday @brittanyy_8565 has the cutest outfits ever! \ud83d\ude0a
@melinduhh12 tell him I said hi\u263a
@TessRebmann @BTerrray @yumypanda @katieemcpherson you're so privileged I wish I was you Tess teach me how to live off welfare
Having a Coney Island at the end of your sub would be pretty good if the service wasn't so god awful
Why is Ty sleepin
@katiehornn you in London?
PmS at it's finest , this day better over soon
I need cranberry juice to go with my vodka tonight.
Coffeeeeee
3-0 Bruins at the half.
@westerkamm01 I am over 100 pounds! I'll show you!
@TPSCraig @skipdouglas is that the new Christmas? #missher
@Molly_Bridget__ ik lol remember \dad?\" \"Oh hi Sean is dad there?\" Lol"
@cicc51 that coffee brings back memories\ud83d\ude0a
Today has been great already. \ud83d\udc4c #thankgoodness
Oh hey 5 hour drive. #fuckyou
Damn spurs choked game six hahaha
Why am I in the same testing room as my sister \ud83d\ude33
@shan_browni EXACTLY
\Wilfred get off!!\" \"I'm trying to!\" Laughed my ass off to that"
I need some coffee. Now.
Night swim?
I'm just trying to help. Don't bite my head off.
@LucasCrist33 @JonnyC17 @tcrist50 @ImPhilthyDoe bahahaha. Oh yeah definitely.
All I do is sleep, count down the hours, and pine after my boyfriend. #BoringAF
About to cuddle up with my sleepy boyfriend. \u263a\ufe0f I've waited two weeks for this. \ud83d\udc97
@SteveO2VitO lol yeah you guys easily won that one
Watching Paramore's live stream on my phone because the iTunes on my mac is black screening me.
May not have got a 4.0 like everyone else but passed all my classes and finally had a good GPA. #imhappy
I'm gonna go freeze on walk
You wouldn't even know.
I was one of the five of my phone isn't showing me the people
Ugh why does my truck break down during the summer?
Wish I could retweet highmay
Third times a charm
@torsongzz same! Can't wait to see your boodaful face \u263a
Basketball Talk with @LaneCoulter \ud83c\udfc0
@Irun2424 possibly
@basedyoungheid @jaimeebeyer @sweetpooges oh yeah emmalee
Finally getting to be in the student section >>>>>>
\He is a jelly bean\" \"one of those gross black licorice ones.\""
@danicrossey8 August 16th we get to stare at that perfection of a man \u263a\ud83d\ude0b
Hope nobody seen that creep shot tweet before I deleted it #boyfriends could get upset and I didn't mean it in that context. #Clarification
World war z
Everybody breathe, the brows are back. @MileyCyrus