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Lake day. \ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59
I got that \ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb5
The dude across from me just asked for air sickness bags, oh hell no! #gtfo
A Demi Lovato fan site retweeted me and for a split second I thought it was the real @ddlovato and my life was almost completely made.
Thank god I only have one class today
Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids!
Maybe I'm being insensitive but heaping lavish praise on kids for simply graduating for high school seems over the top to me. #graduation
Damn \ud83d\ude33
@SarahGoffinet @KStep_saysit @LoahNutz @jason_head16 just remember if you ever spot the real one... Don't play dead! Run for dear life!
@Kaitlin_Blaike she brought it up to me when I came in early once..worst 10 minutes of my life!!
Sledding is not meant for adults.... #ouch @catvernica
Now taking a nap then babysitting Johnathan for the night. \u270c
But hold your breath, because tonight will be the night
You're on my mind right now...why \ud83d\ude1e
@dimamichula about what??
Not like you care about me almost flipping my car ...
I'm so exhausted. I just want to be happy
It's time for bed.
Why do I even say anything it's not like anyone cares
Don't want this night to end.....\ud83d\ude03
Proud new owner of the cutest maxi dress evaaaa
Can you teach me how to love? I think I'm failing for you and I'm scared shitless...#willyoucatchme?
Don't miss the Lincoln Elementary Parent Holiday Sale in Petoskey today! No admission fee. Located across from the hospital.
Eating my subway while tweeting, so I'm subtweeting \ud83d\ude0f
We aren't too compatible I don't think
@kayla_grace false. It does beat PLL wait till season 6
hazed and infused
Last nights freestyle battle was great. Lol Ross brought up Haley and Steph.
@AustinMahone OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!
Still haven't showered,hungover, and headed back to forks for class #hotmess
Shut it downnnn
@DMON3Y97 likes it in the butt
@brookemarie_15 neither are you!!
Even though tyler the creator was sick af on stage, and puked after he was pretty good lol. But Cudi rocked it\ud83d\ude0d @ducidni
Now what's rick gonna wear?!
Knock it off. This is ridiculous..
I'm going to miss Madison
Nice day to just get in the sti and go for a long ride
I can't do a damn thing right. I swear \ud83d\ude4c
@theAIRBHG bastard
look at scott with the mirror pic
I'd sure be nice if you answered me...
Also you have shitty generic tattoos. I really could just keep going on .
Time for this crabby bitch to go to bed\u270c
Someone hang out with me. Careless bum
@jnsimp oh. I didn't know he was ever a coach
you're boring.
And baby it's amazing I'm in this space with you
Your in a bad mood everyday.. you dont need to tweet it every single morning.
Workout, dinner, wild #plan
That kid need to check his twitter.
@lauren9772 duh
Instead of typing my essay I'm watching The Rugrats Movie. Time wasted? I don't think so.
Just lock myself out of my car... @willyhammond1 hooks it up with AAA
@mattygraves7 awwww okay fine I'm cominggg haha
Predicting I never see a person in real life with a samsung watch phone.
\@reIationships: Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.\" @kmikaylahucm7 haha i wanna tag him so bad"
@Brienza_Ryan @hayleyysymons iMessage can choke on a dick! #fixit
@Leslie_Diana ... Must have those frames.
Last day new york :(
Cold pizza>>>
Your goodbye wasn't good enough \ud83d\ude0a
@KCrawford17 lmao we dont suck. Just cant find the right guy. Lol
Best night ever!!
Laying in bed with 6 dogs and a cat lol I'm surrounded by love :) waiting for my dinner to get here. Back feels a little better
I feel like all i have are my bestfriends, some of my family and my sister. I dont need anyone else, fuck you. #Pissed
Tennessee is such a dark horse team this year
When was the last time you thought of me? Or have you completely erased me from your memory?
Its 12 where the hell is #B3 @ChiefKeef
Tomorrow is a new day and another chance.
I wonder if anyone has proposed through snapchat yet... I feel like some asshole has
@handsinthe_ER you are literally so cool! Crazy! College! #teachme
@jesssalynsuelaa well my wife beats me so how am I supposed to lose the tude
@TaylurrMariee it's not even bad getting them removed I worked myself up so much cause once they do the anethsia you're out
So sick of bullshit. Ugh I need a relaxing night. Three more sources for reaearch then time to pull five pages out if thin for for psych ugh
\u201c@BbyKay130: #ThoughtsInTheHallways wonder if I appear baked today? @iplayvoiceWTF\u201d
@mike_doeblin this account loves you to Michael\ud83d\ude0a
I swore it was Thursday, I even posted a tbt picture \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02
Those hot guys working at the mall\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc45
Such a pretty face but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time \ud83c\udfb6
@Liv__thedream what?? Haha
Beat Higgins in both leagues this year.... Gotta love it
@NinaKay94 dont think you'll face a tougher decision ever...
#Westwood running out of gas #OpenChampionship
Oh looks like I need more vodka. That's cute
@JordanManigoe did I not text u 3 weeks ago saying I wanted OSU vs MSU because OSU needed to play an elite defense ?
@ZekeFiorina ohhh I see
@Valenchata hahahah wonder what that means \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude09
Waking up at 630 is gonna feel like a treaaaat
@hannahpaw @WorkaholicsQ Hahaha that's awesome
@miiichaela_ @paigefairr and me.
My snaps right now hahaha
@getdownwolfie too bad you have to be vile on line but round and round we go
A cuppa tea and Downton Abbey #Sunday #SOEXCITED
nothing's worse than when you do somethin wrong and there's nothing you can do to fix it
If you want to be close minded, fine! I potty you.
@UPS @UPSHelp pack in delivery vehicle since 9:00am but hasn't delivered yet 4:20, what do u guys deliver in? Horse #upssucks #neveruseups
Kendall \ud83d\ude0f
never in my life have I felt this shitty
still can't believe how solid that fucking screen was last night.