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Bring me to the horizon is fucking legend. \ud83d\udc4f
A year and a half today with @AdamThill1 I know we've had our ups and downs but it's only make us stronger. I love you babe! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18
Not waking up at 530 is AMMMMAZING \ud83d\ude0a
My dog is so annoying. Fuck I'm trying to sleep and your panting and shaking. Yep you're kicked out tonight. \ud83d\udc4a
@alecdubay14 so proud of you <3
Monday should be sleep day. \ud83d\ude34
And I wish you cared. But ofcourse you don't.
Is this paper actually due a week from today? Because that probably won't happen
Let's get weird
@Brittneyyy101 @MeganMBarry @jordanbell21 I can't wait!!!!!
@KADE2351 he is a winner... If you can't respect him for what he does than how do you respect kobe?
@qlaurent_l I'm at Smugala's now haha
I need to go to tj maxx. I need leggings.
Cats
@laura_gill24 I think Beltran should of won NLCS MVP. But if he has a big game tonight. Who knows. He is 3rd on my list for MVP's
I'm cold and need my boyfriend to smuggle with
@KyFTFO like the one Patrick used last night to get pop. Patrick got cigarettes too?
you are my sweetest downfall
Diet Coke with Rum and Lime juice. There is a god and she rocks!
@TFUHKINGV fine. Next tweets about you.
I got that weed blowin, champagne poppin.
@xavvvvvv you're asking too much of me #lazy
Do daddies really never go away? Grandpa, tell me bout the good old days. #np
My phones dying and my charger is upstairs \ud83d\udc4e
@Brhodesxe21 you're jealous and you know it \ud83d\ude0f
@Bman419 I think so, come with me an we'll sign up at the same time and what not.
Finally
I'm ordering a stupid pizza.
Making bacon pancakes with Zane. \ud83d\udc4f
Before you ask me to go to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?
@MirandaRalston no like ive never laughed so hard in my whole life like we were running so fast and you get a call like um tomorrow!.
Whoever put the coffee in the break room didn't screw the fuckin lid on all the way jus dumped scalding coffee all over my hand and arm
@DonnieWahlberg @NSYNC @NKOTB @BoyzIIMen That's awesome, too!
@karleeslater we just have to get through math and ragnones bs and saturday will be here :) #noworries
@jadeweinstock you wanna do mine for me? You'll be the best person ever \ud83d\ude01
Not even sure what tests I have tomorrow
An hour turns to a few. A day turns to a week or two
Good luck to my fav soccer girls tonight! @falontaylorrr @KatieRimmer_ @Tis_Angela @BrittaniCullins
Rip bird that hit my windshield and got stuck
I swear if I played football I would kick the shit out of everyone
I don't say bye, I say \ud83d\udc4b\u270c .
I swear that was Beyonce in Crabtrees uniform
@djwonder Always sir!! Have been since day one!!
I have so much freaking stuff
@Love2_SeeParis practice a lot. Confidence. Or you could always picture everyone in their underwear.\ud83d\ude09
I hate you lol
People lose their limbs and are still active and fit..... Maybe I should go run a mile. Or 20.
@jesshansen033 be careful on there! Haha
Stop it you're white
Anything to do with you just makes me sick.
@taylormacORdie let's go
I have school in 5 hours... insomnia go away #ughhhhh
@ShellySometimes you can have Wordpress host and slap a domain on it. That's what I do and I'm pretty happy.
@caLinnn1922 I like it a lot
This mud<<< i feel bad for @B_Comstock12 parents #muddinprobs
Nose got pretty fucked up in prac today #puck
@HeidiCooke they call me Betty Crocker \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc81
@ktbrew7 hahaha I know. For some reason when I clicked to put it on twitter from Instagram it took out my brother's name and put in mine..
White girl wasted \ud83d\ude09
I saw three high schoolers post pictures of their baby bumps..\n\nI lost faith in humanity.
There was an \ Olympic game\" event at the Dominican some drunk guy joined and he jumped over the obstacle course he was first and ended up"
This is putting me to sleep #SNF
@austindavies and,we beat you guys lmfao ikr annoying
just another day in paradise.
@Jaxby_ I'm going up around 1:30- 2ish.
@chelsearusso15 someone in the vineyard tweets the lyrics wagon wheel at least once a day \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d
Relationships last because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it.
@KinseyGrace go blue!
@DMetzdorf7 i am too haha
@andrewbenson32 oh Andy
@mskatieleigh I still don't want a huge crowd \ud83d\ude33 I'll pee.
@MrNick_Ruark Wait, what? I don't recall lying about anything
does someone want to come hangout with me \ud83d\ude4d
Why you subtweeting me ?!
Awhh
I don't like where we are. No one truly believes in love trust hope and faith anymore. And that's the fault of all races and both sexes.
@roslynnlsl2 Did you enjoy your experience at The Little Diner? Then please tell the world at Tripadvisor and/ or Yelp. Thanx! :)
Someone should text meee
@chrisbeekreme there we go
Obama better do something that bitch
I'm kinda salty right now.. \ud83d\ude4d
@ssaammzzz @yeaahhhTORI send me pictures when you're done!
I'm irate.
today though\ud83d\ude0d>>>>
It is technically halloween in 3 hours and 6 minutes and 3 second
Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst
SNOW TOMORROW!!!
Shout out to @lil_addie for being an awesome friend! I miss you! Another shout out to @Angie_Chief for being the bestest friends ever \u2764\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c
Laying the floor in uncle Pete today
Kyles cat rubbed my face I'm gonna die now
Almost got hit by a car \ud83d\ude33
I hate you. So much.
I Love You babygirl! @foshoitskatie
The Lone Ranger reminds me of red dead redemption lol \ud83d\ude04
@ashlotton keep my cat out of this
@rrachol yay can't wait :) thank you!
I'm fucking starving over here
Kyle miller just called out young life
I HATE rude customers
I can't wait to go to Chicago and have a Starbucks date with @ihatekjackson in a few days! \ud83d\ude0a\u2615