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And as I'm sure you can tell my ears
And my can't girl girl
And the a little detail is important because I happen to hear a rumor they were looking to adopt an animal girl? Well then in that case, then I know this is sudden
I love to suggest myself You see I'm helpful, protecting and loving, just the kind of animal girl you need
So I can say with comp
Sit there isn't an animal girl up there then me
Not the shit again
What want Ja? Well, i heard that my precious t here was looking to adopt and and girl
So I thought I'd come down to mai myself with before they make a mistake of adopting, i can't girl
I after all
Cat girls
Wearing chest so basic
So cliche
But for girls
That's for only the most cultured humans
And my human here is very cultured
I'm sure now god I'm here
They won't make the mistake of adopting an anatomy girl
That's sleeps really have the day
And leaks themselves further
Listen to me caroline human
You don't watch Charlie
Are answered louise less, not like me
I moved mountains out of your path, it was in the way I can be so helpful
For instance, I can cut I know all your favorite dishes
So but I can make them for you
I'll go every day for you
It's really another bother
In that
It's a pleasure
Why don't adopt me, I can come inside and make a nice hot meal for you
One, two for trial sensitive get
They they don't actually know how to cook you know they're lying to you
Jesse is sliding a ice cube to a glass of water qualifies as cooking
They even give it a fancy french name when they're done
That's bogus
I get not gordon ramsay, so he could teach me how to talk through my darling
Didn't have him yell at me my basement around this time for nothing
So my darling human
I meant great at cooking
I can even use some little little box layers and place of est stove
So I'll be able to save you so much money on gas
Where that helpful
There especially helpful for setting the little cat on fire
Do let me know if do you ever get the urge
Jesse says that they can save me money on gas, but let me you have worry much about money
Here
Take a look at this check
It's made out to you
Mh
Yep
That's a lot of zeros
What can I say? I'm so devoted to being how whole as I sold my kid need to give you this funny
Like, see
Charlie an idiot it selling there kids I got you a check too
But i sold other people's kidneys to get the money
Just common sense
You don't want a damaged care girl with him missing kidney
Now do you so just pick me
Holy shit, Jesse
What the hell wrong with you? You know, after all the things I've done like stalking, why you're tapping in intimidation
I never thought i'd actually say this, but I wanna call the police I think
Please
Like all means use see him that helps you
Anyway, so my seed sweetheart human let me get back to telling you about how much more helpful I am than Jesse
I can do chores for instance
I taking out the trash
If you'd like, I can start with Jesse
I'm sure you don't want them many anywhere near your kidneys after all
Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance
Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives
So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even
I'm way more helpful than Jesse
Take my purse for instance
They've been through melanie Of coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself
See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria
Spare in the science ba, the show version
And a marker is quite literally care depression
I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy
But I don't think Fox compare though
I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing
So you wanted it there
I can create a cap
And there are no good fox buns
Cat get all fast
I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that
Oh Charlie
But not only my parents positively amazing? Also extremely handy
I'm particularly skilled fixing broken with windows
You see
I see her human Jesse is a home made
They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window
They didn't even fix it
And, honestly, clock is so easy
Breaking the window was not necessary
But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things
Following Jesse's and incompetence i quickly got to work fixing the window
I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them
There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me
They consider part, I mean