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And as I'm sure you can tell my ears
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And my can't girl girl
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And the a little detail is important because I happen to hear a rumor they were looking to adopt an animal girl? Well then in that case, then I know this is sudden
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I love to suggest myself You see I'm helpful, protecting and loving, just the kind of animal girl you need
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So I can say with comp
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Sit there isn't an animal girl up there then me
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Not the shit again
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What want Ja? Well, i heard that my precious t here was looking to adopt and and girl
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So I thought I'd come down to mai myself with before they make a mistake of adopting, i can't girl
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I after all
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Cat girls
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Wearing chest so basic
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So cliche
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But for girls
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That's for only the most cultured humans
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And my human here is very cultured
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I'm sure now god I'm here
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They won't make the mistake of adopting an anatomy girl
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That's sleeps really have the day
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And leaks themselves further
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Listen to me caroline human
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You don't watch Charlie
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Are answered louise less, not like me
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I moved mountains out of your path, it was in the way I can be so helpful
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For instance, I can cut I know all your favorite dishes
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So but I can make them for you
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I'll go every day for you
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It's really another bother
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In that
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It's a pleasure
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Why don't adopt me, I can come inside and make a nice hot meal for you
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One, two for trial sensitive get
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They they don't actually know how to cook you know they're lying to you
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Jesse is sliding a ice cube to a glass of water qualifies as cooking
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They even give it a fancy french name when they're done
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That's bogus
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I get not gordon ramsay, so he could teach me how to talk through my darling
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Didn't have him yell at me my basement around this time for nothing
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So my darling human
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I meant great at cooking
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I can even use some little little box layers and place of est stove
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So I'll be able to save you so much money on gas
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Where that helpful
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There especially helpful for setting the little cat on fire
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Do let me know if do you ever get the urge
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Jesse says that they can save me money on gas, but let me you have worry much about money
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Here
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Take a look at this check
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It's made out to you
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Mh
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Yep
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That's a lot of zeros
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What can I say? I'm so devoted to being how whole as I sold my kid need to give you this funny
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Like, see
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Charlie an idiot it selling there kids I got you a check too
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But i sold other people's kidneys to get the money
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Just common sense
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You don't want a damaged care girl with him missing kidney
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Now do you so just pick me
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Holy shit, Jesse
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What the hell wrong with you? You know, after all the things I've done like stalking, why you're tapping in intimidation
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I never thought i'd actually say this, but I wanna call the police I think
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Please
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Like all means use see him that helps you
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Anyway, so my seed sweetheart human let me get back to telling you about how much more helpful I am than Jesse
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I can do chores for instance
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I taking out the trash
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If you'd like, I can start with Jesse
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I'm sure you don't want them many anywhere near your kidneys after all
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Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance
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Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives
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So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even
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I'm way more helpful than Jesse
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Take my purse for instance
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They've been through melanie Of coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself
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See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria
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Spare in the science ba, the show version
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And a marker is quite literally care depression
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I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy
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But I don't think Fox compare though
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I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing
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So you wanted it there
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I can create a cap
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And there are no good fox buns
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Cat get all fast
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I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that
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Oh Charlie
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But not only my parents positively amazing? Also extremely handy
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I'm particularly skilled fixing broken with windows
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You see
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I see her human Jesse is a home made
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They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window
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They didn't even fix it
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And, honestly, clock is so easy
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Breaking the window was not necessary
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But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things
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Following Jesse's and incompetence i quickly got to work fixing the window
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I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them
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There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me
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They consider part, I mean
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