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I have to while I was in your home
I replace some your food in your fridge with identical a food
Without a later expiration nate
So I know you must love me more than Jesse
You can go ahead and say it
Any second now? Yeah
Right
I know you love me more
Like darling human
Just like at Charlie sad excuse for tail
Good love a tail like that
It's been s
Not super fluffy
And but she like mine
So go ahead
You can fluff it if you want
And I know you want to
Don't fall for their cheap drinks
They're using a tail extension
You can still see the receipt attached
Oh, i my tail is completely real
I cannot assure you Go ahead and my Darling human
Go ahead love it
It'll blow your mind
Like a moth an a loud story
Charlie doesn't have a fluffy tail like this
And you won't have a tell fluffy you keep pot like this
See
Doesn't that just feel amazing
Feel how nice and fluffy it is
I've never let anyone else bought my tale before you know
You're my first
Make a great
I might add
If you let me inside it
You can give it test
I've taken such extra hair of my dear because I'm so devout to you
Seriously, you have no idea
How devoted I have to you? I would go to the end of the earth for you
And not just on a plane either
Because that would be too easy
So It won't be much of display of devotion about it and also because I'm on a list
Just some of the things I've done for you, they won't let me on plans
They say they're devoted, but did they deal a top secret camera from Nasa so they could spy on you in one million k resolution
I think not
You a great and one million k right away? Too
I will give you a hundred grams of cat to back off
That is a lot of cat
But no
I love my seat sweetheart, way more than all the cabinet been the whole wide world, more than any scratching post
And I can't leave them with you Ja you're a thief
You're the reason that socks always go missing
Again
Your baseless allegations charlie
You ever learn
Listen to me
My darling human
You should really just pick me already
I even already changed my last name to yours
Here
I know what might change your night
I thought you a present to show you how much I care about you
Look, it's doll I need for you
And to really get the sentimental value across, my even made it
Some my hair, to show how connected we are
Like a part of me will always be with you
Charlie could never be this romantic
Not in any of their nine live
Ill
My god
You don't wanna to with some of Jessie hair
Right? Sweet sweetheart
I mean that disgusting
That's why when I made my all of you, I use some of yard hair
Speech las
I know you'd like it
You know Darling
You don't have to of your t incessant in harassment any longer
This tell us who you want to adopt
Name and I'll make sure to get them out of your hair
Just else the truth, who do you want to adopt? I mean, yes
Well you know it's me, but tell us
You you wanted to both for that? On the condition that we don't heard anyone else anymore
Especially not each other
Does this mean I can't harvest more kidneys
Can I just harvest one more? Well, I know you don't like me, Jessie, and I sure as hell all like you
But if that'll allowed me with my seat sweetheart then, I guess, I guess, it's a truth then
Until they come with your senses and changed their mind anyway
Yeah
I'll look forward to that
Oh hello
How can I help you? Your a member of the no family
In that case, You must be here to pick up those writing supplies
Is that correct? Wonderful
Let me take a look at the manifest
Oh by
Her quite a bit here
If if you don't mind me asking, what is this all for? Perhaps I could recommend some other other products to help? I see
Yes
I have heard that their veil have fallen on hard times, I must say, six volumes of your family's characters that you haven't let that trickle down to us ordinary folk? So this is all to help you reorganize your financial records to see if you can find wasted expenses