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I have disguised us in the play, and deleted one brief melodramatic interchange.
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I took mine home, where they sat above my computer while I worked on my first play.
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Now I will mention it, in case I/You decide to restore it.
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Shortly before she left, Tasha said, "You steal from life for art, Bernardo.
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You'll impoverish yourself."
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I only snarled at her and --
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My story leaps ahead of itself.
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Let me retreat and retrench:
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One night during N'apulco's mild winter, Tasha returned to The Flamingo, saying, "Nardo!
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"Nardo!
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Nardo!
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Guess what?"
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My mind was on other things.
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"You wish to become pregnant?
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I suppose I could assist a friend.
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Purely for the sake of the race, of course --"
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"Ever the altruist.
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Later, I said, "You've been chosen to succeed the Emperor."
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"What?"
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She batted at my nose like a cat.
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"Silly Nardo."
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"Then I give up."
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"Emil Malaquez is buying the house up the hill."
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One night when I did not believe love had ever existed for anyone, I used my own capturador, a sleek titanium Sanyo Tardar Ahora, to undo the stopbox.
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"Oh."
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"You don't know who he is?"
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"Well..."
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"Nardo!"
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I am never so quick-witted in person as I am on the page.
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Especially when someone thinks me shockingly ignorant.
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"You know, the sculptor.
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He's had shows in Brazil and New Madrid and everywhere!
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He may be more famous than you."
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"Imagine that."
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I remembered an article in The Medusa and a photo of a work in which 100-peso notes fell like confetti onto a small Undersider, sexlessly young in grimy, oversized clothing.
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The child's face was a warground for wonder and mistrust.
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Imprisoned light from forgotten streetlamps snagged itself on metal threads in the fluttering pesos.
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"A great artist will grace this world, then?"
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"Nardo!"
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She was never tolerant of my ego.
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"Well.
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What's this more-famous-than-me person like?"
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"I didn't meet him, jealous old one."
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"Too bad.
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If I thought he could free me from you --"
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"Hah!"
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She wrapped her arms around my stomach.
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"You'll never be free of me, old man!"
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Wondering about the reason for her extravagance, I asked how work had gone that day.
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Bringing my face close to the shoes, I breathed deeply of air that my parents had trapped while closing up that symbol of their love for me.
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"Emil came in.
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"Emil?"
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"You've no memory left, old one.
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Emil Malaquez."
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"Ah.
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"What?"
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I did that in a comedy once.
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'Nights with Karl and Groucho.'
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"Oh."
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"The critics liked it."
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"I'm glad."
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A moment later: "That's not why I called him 'Emil'."
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"That's not why I called him 'Emil'."
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"No?"
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"No.
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We lunched together.
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He's nice."
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"Oh."
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"It wasn't like that."
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"Of course.
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Still, it wasn't like that.
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You think I sleep with every famous person I meet?"
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As you may have guessed, we had talked about such things.
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I do not claim ours was a perfect affair, only a wonderful one.
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"Do you?"
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"No."
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"Good.
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I invited him to dinner tomorrow."
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"Oh?"
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"He'll be our neighbor.
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You say we're becoming too insular, that we need to socialize --"
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"I've socialized for sixty-three years."
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"Nardo?"
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"Yes?"
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"How should I reply?"
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Her voice had grown quiet, and I began to feel some guilt.
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I had, it is true, told her that we needed other company than our own.
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I said this from years of learning that romances consume themselves without other fuel.
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But knowing this did not mean I wanted it.
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I said, "Truthfully."
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It was the statement of a younger and crueler man than I.
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She screamed, "I haven't socialized with Terra's elite for most of my life!
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The instant would have been improved had my baby shoes been cleaned before they were encased.
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I haven't socialized with hardly anyone for hardly any of my life!
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And I invite a neighbor, one nice, lonely man --"
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"I'm sorry."
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" --who took me to -- What?"
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"I'm sorry.
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Truly."
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"Oh."
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