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Here are the 4 teams in the college football playoff
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Students charged after tiny explosive found at middle school (update)
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What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? a bikkie.
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If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Jetblue flight diverted after captain reportedly tries to storm cockpit (video)
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8 things to never keep in your wallet
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Russia claims air strikes hit 10 isis targets in syria
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Showtime getting in on 2016 'circus' with weekly documentary series
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Adam levine should be an underwear model & more tweets of the week
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I come to twitter for the recipe trading, but i stay for the overt racism!
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office? she wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
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Anita hill wants to talk more about victims and less about trump
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Gop congressman wants to halt every single new environmental regulation
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13 deliciously warm and fuzzy faux fur options (photos)
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The masochist said to the sadist, hurt me! and the sadist said no.
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Nih official: budget cuts can't be blamed for lack of ebola vaccine
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Woman who accused bill clinton of sexual assault joins anti-hillary pac
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Caramel coated cheetos from instructables: great or gross?
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Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?
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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent? it's confi-dental
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Why pinterest could be bad for your wedding memories
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Former drug dealer turns life around, graduates from ivy league
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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? i just need some bread
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Republican lawmaker who tried to deregulate his own industry wants his seat back
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Brady campaign spoofs nra and gun-friendly states with tripadvisor parody
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What do you give a cannibal late for sunday lunch? the cold shoulder
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What kind of meat does a priest eat? nun. (this one is probably a little better spoken)
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Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... it's fucking close to water
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So isaac newton sits under a coconut tree...
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Spiders are lucky. they can shoot magic ropes out of their butt & zip-line whenever they want to.
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What did john lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake? yolko oh-no
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Warning: i will not steal your boyfriend but i might steal your cat
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Masterpiece in a mug: japanese latte art will perk you up
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Will angola's yellow fever outbreak be 'another zika?'
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Top aides were aware of laquan mcdonald details months before emanuel says he knew
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Roses are red... roses are red violets are red trees are red shit my garden is on fire!
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Virginia governor strikes a pose with willie nelson and his pot
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Rwanda is using drones to deliver blood donations to remote health centers
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The 9 most common airplane accidents: 24/7 wall st.
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John mccain blames hospital bombing partly on u.s. withdrawal from afghanistan
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Fbi's james comey opposed naming russia as an election meddler, source confirms
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Antique chairs expected to fetch $250k for struggling canadian church
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What is the deadliest bear? seriously... i don't know the punchline to this, help me out.
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How do you make a giraffe go to war? you giraffed it
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5 reasons why you need to boost your breakfast
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8 natural spas that harness nature's healing waters (photos)
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Francois fillon faces growing pressure as corruption scandal escalates
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What would the news headline be if virginity could be restored? unfucking believable?
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Equal opportunity and the future of our nation
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Beach travel: the world's best secret beaches (video)
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Hitched: i’m so glad i didn’t have an “unplugged” wedding
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Space junk soars across sky in video filmed using selfie stick
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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? geometry.
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Did you here about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? he's all right now.
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I'm thinking about opening a sports themed strip club. gonna call it the press box.
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The four reasons most millennials are underemployed and unfulfilled
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Over 30 cyber monday deals you can still get
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotofpuss
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Why do feminists hate the post the usps? cause it's an all mail business.
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'toy story' land is coming to disney's hollywood studios
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The 'golden girls’ action figures you never knew you needed are here
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Mr. ryan’s endorsement of trump is sad day for the gop — and america
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Trump urges stronger push against isis that could include big u.s. presence in syria
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Why did 6 break up with 7? because 7 ate 9 out
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An american's reply to umd commencement speaker yang shuping
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Nice selfie, i love the way the light brings out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.
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Stolen moment of the week: 50 first jokes
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Smart travel advice: don't 'micromanage' your next trip
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Salty dogs hang ten in gnarly annual surfing championship
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What did one melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? we can't alope
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Toothpick holder mania: the internet's cutest and strangest (photos)
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Matt damon and crew faced major safety concerns on 'the great wall' set
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Your go-to guide for choosing healthier grains (infographic)
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Kanye west plays new album three times in paris
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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? a re-lotion-ship.
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How to make jim meehan's croquet cooler cocktail (video)
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Healthiest counties: report ranks healthiest counties in each state
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Gift for winos: these sunglasses are made from wine barrels
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The tragedy, triumph and tragedy of rodney king
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Cute kitten 'couple' relax at the end of a long day (photo)
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How do you reuse a condom? you turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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Trump's retail website only pays sales taxes in 2 states. amazon pays taxes in 45.
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What to give your very good dog this holiday season
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Muslim woman says lawmaker asked her: 'is it safe to ride the elevator with you?'
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What do you call a us marine with an iq of 70? general
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No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?
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'hope' artist shepard fairey explains why he's voting for hillary clinton
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What did the pig call a manuscript? a shoat story.
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What do you call two egyptians who've farted at the same time? tutankhamun.
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A hard thing about a business is minding your own.
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Fall preview: kristen stewart, joaquin phoenix & 8 other stars with something to prove (photos)
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7 things i know after my paternity leave
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Spanish super-fort is a must-see in cartagena, colombia
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The price of a balloon has really gone up recently i think it's because of inflation
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Denzel washington doesn't think hollywood has a colorism problem
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Weightism: the real reason we are failing at weight loss
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Did you hear about kurt cobain's new album? he did a cover of the wall by pink floyd
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Tasmanian devils may be rapidly evolving to resist a deadly cancer
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5 successful tips for finding the best deal
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It's disney. it's cinderella. but is it for kids?
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