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Journalist who exposed the racist creator of trump’s cnn tweet gets death threats
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Hot shingles in your area are looking to give your dermatomes a painfully good time!
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As trump eyes warmer ties with china, congressional delegation visits with dalai lama
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Trump's arpaio pardon? instead, arizona's confederate monuments must come down
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Miley cyrus reminds us of her risqué vma past with the perfect meme
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You absolutely have to watch and read obama's full eulogy for rev. clementa pinckney
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The lengths i'm willing to go to avoid somebody i know in a supermarket could count as cardio.
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Lead paint makers could face the same fate as big tobacco
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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? because it didn't have the nerves.
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My signature move is not caring which one yours is.
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Mike huckabee calls planned parenthood shooting 'domestic terrorism'
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*attempts seductive selfie in bed *drops phone on face *chips tooth
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'if you have a dream and want to make it a reality, you got to go for it'
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What are condoms for? condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes.
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Watch elvis deliver a powerful performance just weeks before his death
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Recently i'm having a lot of bad dates! i've to try grapes now!
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In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost
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Two women hilariously remind us what feminists really want for christmas
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What's the diffrence between jam and marmelade? i can't marmelade my dick down your throat.
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The top 10 workout songs for september 2015
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Emmy rossum slams donald trump supporters for 'disgusting' anti-semitic threats on twitter
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What's the worst game to give someone who has ocd and anxiety issues. perfection.
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5 sylvester stallone movies better than bullet to the head
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Til that there is an animal with an asshole on its back a police horse
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When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, i'm the first to put my hand up.
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What should you do if you see a spaceman? park in it, man.
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Why was lil' wayne tired after programming? he did too much coding.
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Who burns their own city down? the people of ferguson.
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I work at a women's shoe store sometimes i tie the laces together... bitches be trippin'
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Confessions of a southwest airlines lost and found agent
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1.open facebook 2.search for a pic with 4 girls 3.coment: you 3 look so pretty! 4.enjoy
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? tequila.
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Salman al-ansari: jasta will foster a fertile ground for extremism
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Star wars joke obi wan kenobi to luke skywalker at a brothel may the whores be with you
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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? a small medium at large!!
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'supergirl' nods to elizabeth warren with a+ season finale title
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Simone biles fangirls over 'pretty little liars' the way we fangirl over her
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Maggie gyllenhaal says what's turning her on in golden globes speech
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Radio dj suspended after making tone deaf remarks about local latino fest
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How you can support the groups donald trump has insulted
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More than 100,000 california teenagers are now preregistered to vote
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The evil baby glare-off: 16 babies you do not want to mess with
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Financial tips for second marriages and blended families
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Why do strippers hate roofers? they always pay in shingles.
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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? an elevator has a gf
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Cliven bundy challenges eric holder in video endorsing black congressional candidate
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Mystery dark money group attacks john kasich in new hampshire
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2 dogs, left alone in a car, crash it into a west virginia walmart
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My favorite part of sex is when i'm actually having some.
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What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? a coffin.
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Luis p. villarreal: we need a nonlinear language for life
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The one simple thing that will make you happier (video)
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A conversation with artist and fashion illustrator david downton
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Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing
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Hard line on drug war softens as heroin use soars among white americans
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Olympic athletes: 7 skills they use for success
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Does anyone have a really good racists or sexist knock knock joke?
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What does a dog become after it 6 years old? seven years old.
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Why did the baker have brown hands? because he kneeded a poo!
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Findafamilymember.com now the #1 dating site in texas!
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The world's shortest joke - jimmy carr dwarf shortage
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What the end of net neutrality means for native communities
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What's the wifi password in a mosque? allahistheone2345
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Has angelina jolie actually been in any good movies?
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How to make sure your donation goes the furthest on 'giving tuesday'
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Doing a suicide attack is... ...a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
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What are some tips and tricks for getting bigger portion sizes at chipotle?
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Late night science fact: if u laid out your veins from end to end u would die
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How do you starve an black man? hide his food stamps under his work boots.
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What did the reverend say before eating his salad? lettuce pray.
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Cat deeley's emmy dress 2013 was not what we were expecting (photos)
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Celebrate thanksgiving with the 15 best meals in art
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9/11 memorial architect to design charleston church shooting monument
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Yes, the women's march is still on — and it has a starting location
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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings? they only work 10% of the time.
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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? spook when you're spooken to.
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I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead woops, wrong sub.
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Angelina jolie will direct a netflix film about the khmer rouge
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Your momma is so fat... your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the internet.
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8 simple ways to tap into your inner child
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Do you like water? yes? well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me.
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What does peter parker wish he would have went to school for? web design.
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Meditation 101: the neuroscience of why meditation works
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I was going to make a joke about thailand... but phuket.
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Coder lolz what do you get when throw salt at a coder? a seasoned developer.
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Huffpollster: donald trump set to dominate northeastern primaries
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Elton john sued by former employee for sexual harassment and battery
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I started up a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. prophets are through the roof!
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What do you call an asian gold digger? cha ching
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What was the slutty princess full of? kingdom come
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I miss my friend jack... i loved to listen to music with him.
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Norwegian epic turned away from nassau, bahamas over scheduling mix up
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Catch the year's very first meteor shower this weekend
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What is long, green, and has cum in it? a cucumber! totally a cucumber...
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Behind the scenes at tech companies: employees teach each other how to code
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Man tries to set a fire aboard plane in china
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How many retards does it take to push a bus? just one. they're retardedily strong.
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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? a dedipus complex.
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Jessie j, sammi, snooki and more celebrity makeunders we love (photos)
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Hello, would you like to take part in a one-question survey? sure. great! thanks for participating.
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