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'the league,' season 6, episode 9 recap: taco standard time
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Are the cardinals really the best organization in baseball?
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I like my women like i like my coffee.
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Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? because the parrots eat 'em all. ^^^^^(paracetamol)
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Jonathan groff, 'looking' star, on the hbo series' gay representation and its critics
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A daddy's letter to his little girl (about her future husband)
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What is the legendary chemical? ho-oh (hydrogen peroxide)
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Here are the first photos of lady gaga on the 'american horror story: hotel' set
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Why does helen keller play piano one-handed? she sings with the other hand.
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'star wars' fan walks 645 miles to comic-con in stormtrooper costume as tribute to late wife
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The sign said fine for parking here and since it was fine, i parked there.
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How do you know when someone is a single mother? don't worry! they will tell you!
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Current ssi levels leave low-income seniors out in the cold
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Why did hitler need glasses? he could nazi
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10 things to do after an autism diagnosis
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My electric car is getting a service, so i have to drive an acoustic one.
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Why are black people so good at basketball? because it involves shooting, stealing and running.
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Grieve and be grateful: the aftermath of the colorado floods
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Serious flaws revealed in u.s. anti-missile nuclear defense against north korea
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My top three choices for green holiday gifts
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10 tv dads who inspire us to be great parents
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What do you call a lesbian pakistani? minge eater
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Fear less, love more: an interview with meimei fox
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What did asian jesus say before he was crucified? (oc) yoro (you only resurrect once)
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What happened when rick fell down a hill? rick rolled.
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Revisiting the crime scene: west of memphis and paradise lost trilogy
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Maria lorena marin, 13.67-pound baby, is spain's biggest ever born through natural childbirth
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Find more love! everyday tips for more confidence
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The dmv tried to get me to 'just say no!' to organ donation
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The g-20 declaration makes a major mention of the world's top infectious killer
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I got into lucid dreaming recently its everything i imagined it to be.
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Bill hader to star as low-rate hitman in new hbo comedy pilot
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John boehner says republicans will 'never' repeal and replace obamacare
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What i would choose as my last meal
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Harper's bazaar espana shows us the ultimate 'no pants' outfit (photos)
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The 2015 latin billboard awards red carpet was sequined, colorful and ruffled all over
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Ghosts of my exes haunt my online dating screen
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South carolina bishop mark lawrence breaks with church after refusing gay blessings
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This year's may day rallies continue tradition of protests for workers rights
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Huffpollster: americans see progress, room for improvement on voting rights
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Asian immigrants becoming us citizens at high rate
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The last item on my bucket list is dying. how convenient.
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The pope has the bird flu. he got it from his cardinals.
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Dawn tyson, chef, 'soul' author, at sunday dinner (recipe)
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Meet 10 people who prove you can reinvent your career after 50
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The renegades return: central coast small-lot wineries to pour at third annual garagiste festival
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Why it's taken months to pick out bedding for my kid's dorm room
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The quirky girl timeline: a history of quirk from hepburn to deschanel (video)
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So where do you see yourself in 5 years? getting asked this question somewhere else
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Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet
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Georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else
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Empty target shelves, the little white house and more instagrams of the week (photos)
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Judd apatow thinks trump will run the country like it's 'the apprentice'
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What's the difference between lamar odom and a hooker? a hooker can wash her crack and reuse it.
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Electronic recycling: green ways to get rid of cell phones and chargers
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What did the loch ness monster say to his friend? long time no sea.
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I'm going to name my first kid authorized personnel so they can go wherever they want in life.
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If your name is willis then you automatically have no idea what the fuck you're talkin bout.
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What did mlk say when asked if he suffered from jock itch? i have a cream.
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Spring cleaning turns up surprising treasures, found by reddit users (photos)
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Why did the hipster never catch a fish? because he didn't go in the mainstream
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Why can't two blind people get along? they can't see eye to eye.
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'trick shot' titus, 2-year-old superstar, returns (with channing tatum and bradley cooper!)
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When you realize your friends are using you for your costco card
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Amy schumer and selena gomez are basically twins at glamour women of the year awards
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What has four legs and yells hodi doh, hodi doh? two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
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Trump briefly responds to santa fe school shooting before pivoting
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Do you know why there's no casinos in africa? because there's too many cheetahs!
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Spanish twitter sees a flood of anti-semitism after basketball game
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Don't drive yourself crazy! here are 5 ways to drive yourself happy -- every day
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Bernie sanders told his supporters to get behind hillary clinton, and they're doing it
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Grand jury indicts atlanta officer for murder of unarmed black man
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10 free things you can get at airports
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Maybe it's time to retire the word 'genius'
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Girl scouts return $100,000 when donor demands it not be used for transgender girls
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Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. nobody wants them.
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Will fossil fuels and conventional cars be obsolete by 2030?
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20 ways to make an extraordinary difference in the world
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Candace cameron bure's teenage daughter gets a 'full house' surprise in 'voice' debut
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How many gay men can you fit on a bar stool? 4 if you turn it upside down.
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Focus on micro businesses for the next 30 years
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Knock knock who's there ! bed ! bed who ? bed you can't guess who i am!
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A human fart can be louder than a trombone i discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Knock knock who's there? doctor about time! you're already ten!
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I heard if you fuck a horse... your back to the future!
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Why fart and waste it? when you can burp and taste it.
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Did you hear about the fight in the bathroom? shit went down
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Florida python challenge nets 106 snakes during monthlong hunt
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Charlie hague and megan williams' 'hobbit' home might be torn down by county council (photos)
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Claustrophobic people are more productive... thinking outside the box.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? when the joke is fully groan.
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Had a little dog named mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. i couldn't catch up.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma.
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Donald trump highlights anti-muslim stance in his first tv ad
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What's a ghost's favorite type of car? a booghati
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Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no
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Why can't stevie wonder read? (offensive) because he's black.
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Why did the boxer rebellion fail? they had no qin
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Words to say when you need to stand up for yourself
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Bees dying quickly from neonics and climate disruption
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