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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5sXqU0sga0
/r/videos/comments/qqc9y9/my_time_travelling_friend_says_this_video_will/
[ "33% upvoted after only 10 minutes?! This would have got upvoted in the real world!", "Who’s trying to go on a market-venture with me and market betel nut juul sticks to tweenagers.", "What.", "Just so you know, this was meant to be taken in jest" ]
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My time travelling friend says this video will age poorly in 10 years. Let's see if he's right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA
/r/videos/comments/qqcgyk/this_iconic_commercial_is_burned_into_the_memory/
[ "We need to have Zee Frank do a \"True Facts About THe House Hippo\". \n\nThat is how the House HIppo doooo.", "Concerned children’s advertisers had a couple good ones “what’s your thing!?”", "The latter half (and entire point of this ad) never even registered with me because I was too hyped about the house hippo.", "My thing's sounds effects. Here's a T Rex \n\nNYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH", "I'm a 70s kid and I've never, ever seen this before in my life. Curious", "Same! And it's funny because this message is more relevant to us as Reddit-browsing adults than it ever was back then.", "Moooooom aiden cut me in half againnnnn", "So this commercial was the first time I experienced anxiety, at the age of six. \n\n“Nobody’s good at everything, but everybody’s good at something! What’s your thing?”\n\nWhat’s my thing? I have no earthly idea, I thought to myself. I don’t skate, I don’t create. What the hell is my thing? Shit, what if I don’t have a thing? The lady said everyone has a thing but I don’t know what my thing is and now I’m the idiot in a sea of people with things wondering why I don’t have a thing. That messes with you. I spent years trying to find a thing, and three decades later I still don’t have it. Why couldn’t she have said “and if you don’t have a thing that’s also okay because we’re all just fucking people trying to get through the day”? Why did I have to find out at the age of six that everyone else has been jumping on the trampoline of subjective joy while I lay on the sidewalk wondering what the hell I’m doing on this planet? If everybody’s good at something, and I’m not, who the hell am I? \n\nI did not like that commercial very much.", "UK version, pretty much the same \n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=yervWcntDUg&feature=share", "[This guy shows up in my nightmares from time to time still.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSnISEnX2Xw)", "Your thing is Reddit", "Who the fuck just drips peanut butter everywhere then leaves the mess? I'm calling bs on this one", "For me it will always be \n\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWQvhSUbro", "I grew up in NL, which unfortunately (as per the map) is not in the traditional ecological range of the house hippo.", "For me, this is the one that really stuck in my head.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/QNKpK_InQHQ", "I reference house hippos all the time living in the US after growing up in canada. Not a single time has someone known wtf I was talking about. It’s fun.", "I'm a 2000s kid and even then this commercial is burned into my brain. Also, anyone ever considered how harmless a hippo of that size would be? Cause regular sized hippos are extremely dangerous.", "Here is a house hippo’s bebe. Damn, they got cuter.", "Oh c'mon. If we r doing Heritage Minutes, it's gotta be \"I smell burnt toast!!\"", "I haven't seen this in a while... So iconic.", "Yeah but this one is still the best.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Dg-r-S0fIkA", "And [this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc) for the 80s kids.", "Doesn’t hold a candle to the “some people say I eat too many chocolate bars, or that I don’t wash my face” commercial!", "Man if they if they were real I would buy one.", "The world desperately needs a modern house hippo ad except it's about misinformation and conspiracy theories.", "Your thing is apparently rolling fatty blunts and smoking them all yourself.\n\nWanna hang out?", "this unlocked something deep", "But what if I want it to be true?", "House hippos may not be true but petite lap giraffes from Sokoblovsky farm are!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA", "I reference this a lot, and most people kind of forgot about it. But I can't. It's rent free in my brain.", "What makes me sad about this is that the people it's targeting can't be influenced by it anymore. It's really interesting how much just fails to function because the people it's targeting have no concept of reality anymore. Show this to people now and half of them would take it to mean doctors and scientists are lying to them and they can't trust anything the media says, instead of its intended purpose of telling people to question the obvious BS that shows up from talking heads and your uncle on facebook.", "I don't even really consider myself a 90's kid being born in 97 and this is burned in my mind.", "This and the Heritage Moments.", "Never more necessary than now.", "\"Will somebody get that cat off my head!\"\n\nhttps://youtu.be/NgUGvZkQd0M", "It’s weird to see something that corporations would never, ever, ever allow people in the US to see.", "Yeah this needs to air again", "Same... and I watched a lot of tv", "Just from the frame I knew", "I saw it on TV the other night...", "Funny I don't see many conspiracy theories on TV", "Ilikebugs", "The drips are the hippos foot prints", "I am an 80s kid and same!", "reminded me of the 90s movie Star Kid.", "It had to be this or goddamn Marine land.", "I opened this thinking \"the only ad I remember is that house hippo one\"", "This one, and the Coffee Crisp one are burned into my memory.\n\nCoffee Crisp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXTyLAymlVE", "There was a three-legged kitten up for adoption recently in my area named Astar, and me and my gf lost it when we saw him." ]
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This iconic commercial is burned into the memory of every Canadian 90's kid
https://youtu.be/cHzHQ7W3V2o?t=330
/r/videos/comments/qqckal/joe_wilkinson_reveals_the_strange_tale_of_a_bread/
[ "My granny had one.", "Noone else in the family carry that on? Or was it only granny that layed logs?", "Fuck it. Go on then, what’s a poop knife? Say something outrageous!\n\n(Got halfway through that sentence when my inner Bill Grundy took over)", "there’s an OG poop knife website. TIL.", "Ohhhhhh, it’s for chopping the poop so it flushes not for dislodging nuggets from your hole!" ]
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Joe Wilkinson Reveals The Strange Tale of a Bread Knife in a Bathroom | Others have poop knifes it's proof
https://youtu.be/S2MhF3SFF-4
/r/videos/comments/qqcoui/brake_brake_brake_brake_brake_brake_brake_brake/
[ "YOU ARE NOT BRAKING THE CAR SAMIR", "shaddap", "You can almost hear the moment he accepts he is going to crash and die because he won’t brake.", "Dipshit", "This seems unkind, learning to drive especially at an older age is a lot and mistakes happen. While trying to slow the car to park against the curb on my 2nd lesson I thought my foot was on the break and I mistakenly hit the accelerator and lurched the car forward. It's not a mistake I've ever made again. I don't suppose you would tolerate being called a \"dipshit\" because you failed to solve an advanced physics problem correctly? \n\nBe kind.", "I’m sorry if you are precious, but if someone calls me something that’s fine, but I’m sorry if you can’t tell between a brake and a clutch I’m not sure you should be learning", "Don’t tell me how to drive", "It was clear he could tell. After the fact, he immediately diagnosed what he had done wrong.\n\nWouldn't you agree that if you don't understand something perfectly you should seek to understand it better? That would mean more learning, not less.", "If they weren’t on an open race track or wherever they are, they and other people could have been killed. This isn’t an oopsie moment. This is a deadly level of incompetence moment.", "Are you seriously saying pressing a brake pedal vs a gas pedal is like solving an advanced physics problem? I’m going to guess that 99.99% of drivers will go their entire lives never mistaking a gas pedal for a brake pedal. That’s how easy it is not to screw it up. It’s like reaching for two things on a counter in front of you, that look and feel different, and meaning to grab the one on the left but you grab the one on the right, starting with your hand already on one of them and knowing which one it’s on. That’s a special level of dumb. \n\nPeople do dumb things and make mistakes all the time. But they can think back and be like wow that was really dumb of me. The fact that you did it isn’t the problem, it’s that you don’t realize it was dumb, are comparing it to advanced physics, and suggesting it’s a common easy mistake to make that’s disturbing.", "I'm saying it's unkind to call someone a dipshit for making a mistake while someone is learning a new skill.", "I'm not trying to downplay the seriousness of the situation. I'm saying that the dude is learning something new and calling them a dipshit is a shitty thing to do.", "First of all, this isn’t someone learning a new skill. You don’t take someone racing if they don’t know how to drive. Second, it’s unkind to call someone a dipshit at anytime, but if someone is in fact being a dipshit, it’s a fair observation to make.", "They’re on a racetrack. You don’t take someone racing when they don’t know how to drive. This person isn’t learning anything. They are just a dipshit and you felt the need to defend them because you did the same thing and you refuse to accept that if you did the same thing as this dipshit, then that also makes you a dipshit." ]
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brake brake brake brake brake BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAfCAmtZKgA
/r/videos/comments/qqd6l1/a_scifi_movie_pet_peeve_of_mine_perfectly/
[ "So, what’s the peeve about? Transparent tablets…..what’s the beef?", "They're cool to look at, but they seem highly impractical to use in the real world. Can you imagine trying to read that outdoors, or just in really bright lighting? \n\nBesides, do you really want everyone else to see that you're watching porn?", "this guy gets it", "It's in the same category as \"scientists writing complex formulas on glass.\" I've tried it. It's maybe not as terrible as you'd think, but it's very disorienting.", "Meat rendered from a cow.", "Lightspeed. No one accounts for time when they do lightspeed. Nor is it ever really represented visually in what it would theoretically look like.", "As someone who gets light sensitive headaches this would literally be hell.", "Besides looking cool, is there any actual advantage?", "Maybe the pixels become opaque when they light up, like glowing e-ink. This would make them perfectly readable in daylight just like current e-ink displays are.\n\nAs for a reason why you'd bother, it could be for much longer battery life. By using a piece of frosted glass to blur whatever is behind the screen into a neutral background you only need to light up specific pixels. You don't need to light up huge white spaces just to provide contrast for your actual content.", "If only there was some kind of entertaining short video, say 1:23 long or so, that you could watch that would answer this question.", "Most shows that actually give a crap about actual physics will find some kind of technological handwaving that lets them travel at or above relativistic speeds without having to deal with time dilation. Unless, of course, the time dilation is plot-relevant like it is in Interstellar.\n\nThat said, excepting the massive amounts of energy and acceleration required to actually travel at a significant fraction of the speed of light, my understanding is that the actual experience of being in a ship going 0.9c would be incredibly mundane. It doesn't matter how fast you're going, physics operates the same inside any non-accelerating reference frame.", "they never actually do lightspeed though. theres only 4 travel types in screen sci fi that i can think of and they all go faster than lightspeed - variations of warp, stargates, jumping, and hyperspace.", "inside the ship yes, but the view outsdie would alter dramatically. as you approach lightspeed, the stars would become blue shifted due to the doppler effect until they disappeared from the visible spectrum. meanwhile, the cosmic background radiation would be shifted into the visible spectrum and appear as a single point of light, so youd have that to look at instead.", "Cinematic advantage but not practical.\n\nIt's an easy way to show the audience without extra explanation \"this is a futuristic setting\" and it allows more varied camera angles. You can show a computer and the face of the actor (and the emotions portrayed) using the computer in the same frame using a clear imaginary futuristic computer screen.", "Whiteboard is cheap as shit and works perfectly", "I can't even read a laptop in light since they switched to the shiny screens decades ago.\n\nClear screens are the worst concept ever. I don't need to watch my dog lick his balls when I'm trying to work. Who would even want that?\n\nSure, it looks slick and cool but whatever happened to e-ink? That was really cool and readable in full light. Why don't we have more of that?", "The tablets they used in Star Trek TNG are comically old fashioned as tablets at this point.", ">Nor is it ever really represented visually in what it would theoretically look like.\n\nIt would look like the nose of your spacecraft continuously exploding and the passengers getting one hell of a dose of beyond gamma radiation.\n\nIgnoring the problem with actually getting up to those speeds, going above 80%c starts to encounter some severe issues with the idea that space isn't *completely* empty.", "Drives that warp space(like the alcubierre drive) would have incredibly weird distortions.\n\nA drive that just let you magically surpass the speed of light would have the redshift issues, but like as not you couldn't see anything since it wouldn't make much sense for light to pass through the field. \n\nSome sci fi drives shift you into a different dimension where there are different laws of physics and that you can make look like anything you want.\n\nStutter drives are really the only ones that would look like the whole star trek 'stars streaming past' thing. Thats a drive where you do continuous micro teleports, so from a laws of physics perspective, your vision isn't really doing anything weird.", "Basically a Kindle paperwhite with more buttons.\n\nEven better is that they had more than one, meaning that they either didn't hold a ton of data, or that it was just best practice to use five different ones if you were working on five different things. Which makes sense, it would make things easier.", "or a chalkboard. But if it's a movie it has to be a 40 foot long chalk board with multiple sliding boards. You know something that'd be near impossible to use for one person in one sitting (which always is what seems to happen in a movie).\n\nBut I love those crazy big multi-layer chalkboards. It makes it so much easier if you are teaching multiple classes, or sharing a classroom with someone else. \n\nOh you want to save a bunch of notes from last class but someone else is using the room? Slide it away! Oh you want to pre-write out a bunch of stuff in the morning to use later, but still need a board for other stuff? Slide up and away!", ">Some sci fi drives shift you into a different dimension\n\nI don't know if it's because I was reading a different thread about Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy but for some reason the first thing that came into my head is a drive that shifts you into another dimension where the stars pass by like in Trek, but they all look like Hippos. \n\nLike that's the only change. Hippo drive, go real fast! Makes zero sense, but it's something the Improbability Drive might do, you don't know! It's improbable!", "Funny stuff. Has a real Joel Haver vibe to it.", "> You don't need to light up huge white spaces just to provide contrast for your actual content.\n\nYou don't need this ever. Night mode, it will change your life.", "I've noticed the data density thing quite often actually.\nThere are loads of books, movies and musings from people back in the day imagining the future and the one thing they always seem to get wrong is how far storage density would evolve.\nThey could come up with what's basically a smartphone more often than not. But it would still always have a slot for tiny tape drives. Or it would swap modules that held the \"programming\" to function as other devices simply because the idea of having enough storage space was unthinkable.. or at least was forgotten as a concept", "The issue with e-ink is the abysmal refresh rate.\nFor single purpose devices like an e-reader it's fine. But with devices becoming more general purpose than ever its downside is usually too problematic to use.", "But they were considered borderline impossible when it first aired.", "Conference room walls are glass usually. I have written my way off the whiteboard and onto the glass dividers. It works well.", "Yeah I think the whole purpose of that in movies is so they can easily get a shot that shows the formula and the actor's face while he's writing. They can't get a shot like that if he's writing on a blackboard. If he's writing on a window they can stand outside the window and film in and capture both things.", "Except other shows have pulled that trick with blackboards/whiteboards. They film behind a glass board while the actor writes on it, then they cut to behind the actor who has just finished writing the same thing on a proper black/white board.", "It must be easier to write about a future concept that *interfaces* or exists within modern concepts, rather than a future concept that renders the modern concept obsolete.\n\nLike if someone wrote a sci-fi in 1965 about a character in 2025 visiting \"Tech Hub\", a grungy tech shop in the corner of a bustling mall, right next to the soda fountain. And sure, maybe the character buys a device that is a lot like our modern day virtual reality headsets, but he probably would've bought it on Amazon, not in a shopping mall, and there sure as hell wouldn't be a \"soda fountain\" next door even if it were at a mall.\n\nBut what matters to the readers in 1965 is the VirtuGlass goggles that convey the user into a digital reality. So perhaps the author avoids making too many predictions about the state of soda fountains and shopping malls (or doesn't think to do so) in order to stay focused on the important technology that progresses the story.\n\nI do like to read sci-fi through the sixties and eighties to see the changing landscape. Like how Asimov unintentionally embeds sixties concepts in his future visions, as Gibson does with the eighties. And in a way you feel that Gibson sells the tech better, but perhaps only because he is \"jumping off\" from a nearer decade. And you think that the cracks will start to widen in Gibson's tech when looking back at it from 2040. And by then Asimov's writing will still be amazing, but perhaps it will seem even more quaint.", "They did have replicators after all. If I could say 'Computer, print me another tablet' I'd have dozens of the things around the house.", "I wonder why don't they make those glass boards sand blasted from the back side. It would provide enough blur to avoid distracting people from using them. That texture could be used then as a reflective surface to provide backlight which would make writing a lot easier and a lot cooler. Then again, whiteboards provide awesome contrast with none of that." ]
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A sci-fi movie pet peeve of mine, perfectly illustrated: Clear Tablets
https://youtu.be/LYpfXr2jNJM
/r/videos/comments/qqdiz7/news_reporter_skateboarding_live_onair/
[ "That lady's right, Victor *is* cool.", "Ok, who's going to mod this skin into...shit, is Tony Hawk 1 + 2 even modable?", "I was expecting at least a trick or something.", "He didn't eat shit on a live broadcast wearing a suit giving a report, I'd say job well done lol.", "I haven't been on a skateboard in 20 years but I could do the same ride he did while wearing a suit and talking. All he did was switch stances and the easiest lip trick", "In one take, on live TV, while doing his actual job at the same time.", "I work at a bakery. There's a lot of times the news came to do a piece on the bakery and I've rolled out cinnamon rolls while talking and on live camera as well. I'm sure I could do the same slow roll down and up a ramp and back again even if its been 20 years I've been on the board but the reporter said he's been skating since he was 8 so that's basically like walking and talking at the same time while on camera", "I know why take an unnecessary risk and making yourself look like a fool. I skated when I was younger and I'm still impressed.", "Lol wow \n\nIve been on live news while making cinnamon rolls and danishes while talking to the audience too buddy \n\nMy advice? Don't get worked up over shit that has nothing to do with you", "Well he did call himself \"Mr Supreme\"", "He was talking about another person who volunteers at the skate park.", "Lmao, so you weren't even skateboarding when you were on the news?", "No but I was doing a much more labor intensive job and I had only been at the bakery for 4 years when it happened. That said the reporter has been skating at least 12 years and did the simplest ride ever. Comparably that would be like me setting cookies on a pan while calling myself \"Mr Supreme\" like the reportor did", "How many times have you taken a 5lb slab of sweet dough stretched it out about 5x4ft, put cinnamon spread on it and roll it all up and then cut 80 cinnamon rolls in 7 minutes while talking to the camera and audience in one take with no mistakes? \n\nOh none? Okay then where's your credence to comment on this come from? Being a viewer?", "You weren't skateboarding while doing it, so your point is completely invalid. Do some tricks next time, poser.", "shoulda went for that Fakey boardslide. He was eyeing it.", "Lmao are you high on crack?", "I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks. Thank you for giving this response to the internet", "He did a nose stall.", "Tail stall", "IDK how you can get so much wrong in so few words, but it was \"Mr. Premium\" and he wasn't referring to himself.", "I love how he doesn't mall grab this dude is legit", "He's so cool!", "Victor killed it… especially the sign off tag" ]
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News Reporter Skateboarding Live, On-Air.
https://youtu.be/vRTkNMx9cxg
/r/videos/comments/qqehv2/canelo_and_caleb_plant_have_a_conversation/
[ "When there's a short cutscene between two phases of a boss battle", "I like how they immediately react to the boos by getting on with the fight lol", "Weirdly wholesome", "I cant tell if Caleb is sincere or mocking him. Sounds sincere to me", "Yeah sounded to me like he was a fan. Kinda reminds me of that movie Ready to Rumble with David Arquette.", "How’s the weather in there?? Cool today, *hot tamale*!\n\nLove that movie", "this is the kind of sportsmanship i love to see.", "Sounds like he's either trying to distract him or buy some time to catch his breath.", "That's what it looked like to me, get canelo distracted with these completely out of the blue comments and maybe break his rhythm. \n\nOr maybe he just felt he had to show some respect right then.", "Nah this is like two anime characters somehow getting a full conversation in while having a life or death battle", "I think he was sincere and wanted some validation. Which is neat, and would have been badass if he won, but he got ktfo in the 11th so idk, I'm glad his opponent acknowledged his skill I guess.", "They were both taking a bit of a breather there, but still vying for position.", "Caleb trying to throw Canelo off with the questions and commentary.", "Nah, he just knew he was in there with a legend and wanted Canelo to acknowledge that he deserved to be there.", "It’s a long fight. The movement comes natural. You’re not thinking anymore. It’s all instinct. Some times it’s easy to talk.", "I like you.\n\nDo you like me?\n\nCheck yes or no.", "Hajime No Ippo style", "Here's what was said during the ???? moments:\n\n\"I like the fringe on your shorts.\"\n\n\"Thanks, my mom made them.\"", "I could just as easily subtitle a boxing video with \nBoxer A : ?????? \nBoxer B : ??????", "“About to be 22-0” that’s what Canelo says.", "Would you like to go to the fight with me?" ]
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Canelo and Caleb Plant have a conversation mid-fight (with subtitles)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bglWCuCMSWc
/r/videos/comments/qqejet/the_wrong_way_to_set_speed_limits/
[ "I lost it at \"Boomer Engineering\" vs. \"Based Engineering\".", "Did you find it?", "Still looking" ]
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The Wrong Way to Set Speed Limits
https://youtu.be/LHnVQKT6Elk
/r/videos/comments/qqeqi9/the_father_of_modern_comedy/
[ "Tim and eric awesome show, *great job!*", "I will never get Tim and Eric's comedy,just unfunny to me.", "Unfortunate.", "Tim and Eric are great, but The Kids in the Hall are the fathers of modern comedy.", "They’re clowns without the makeup. Never really understood, enjoyed, or even gave much respect to clowns before I got into T&E. But now, I dunno man, these guys are just poking fun at all our human materialistic penchants and social hang-ups and hoping to make a few people die with laughter at the expense of others. Long live the clowns.", "You need to go back to at least Andy Kaufman for that.", "Or, perhaps, their fellow Canadians: **SCTV**", "WTF? Tim and Eric isn't that old. You really need a video like this to explain who Tim Heidecker is?", "Giving Tim credit for a Brule is a stretch. Even if Tim wrote it, it’s all about how Reilly performed it. Also, a ton of it was improvised.", "IKR, one of the biggest names in comedy in the last decade. Then again, I'm always surprised by what some people younger than me don't seem to know.\n\nMy theory is that TikTok is causing Gen Z to form a cultural bubble. As a 90s kid I feel like growing up I knew plenty about 80s and 70s pop culture because I'd hear a name or reference on TV I didn't get and I'd ask my parents about it. But some Gen Z-ers seem to know nothing about e.g. a comedian like Tim Heidecker who was huge on the internet just 6ish years ago.\n\nI also notice that a lot of TikTok trends are people \"discovering\" things that were definitely popular within the last 5 years. Wish I could think of an example. Or lots of \"Gen Z slang words\" that they seem to have no idea we were using back in 2008 lol", ">huge on the internet just 6ish years ago\n\nIt has been longer than that though. The main thing that I think people know Tim and Eric for the Awesome Show, Great Job! The last episode of which aired 11.5 years ago. The first of which aired coming up on 14 years. That's not to say he hasn't done anything since then. But most of the memes I see involving him and pop culture refernences involving him are from Awesome Show. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the Gen Z you mentioned know of him, but only know of him from memes. Not really what he did.\n\nBut that whole cringe/awkward humor thing was very very popular in the 2000s. Died down a lot going into the 2010s up to 2015 for sure. Is that to say that the comedians, sketch artist, and the like were the ones who originated it? Nah, I'm sure plenty of comedians have done it in the past. But for a lot of the younger generation that comedy came from those 2000s days.", "Isn't comedy supposed to be... funny?", "Damn I must be old then. Shit.", "Yeap I feel that. I'm gettin old. 10 years is pretty long damn time for things. How much has changed between 2000-2010 and 2010 and 2020. Like twitch and streaming being gigantic. Discord being everywhere. How many youtubers we all know by name from those 2000s then disappeared or were dwarfed by millionaire twitch streamers. Vine came and went. TikTok became a thing. Instagram started in 2010. \n\n\nI mean...its been almost 20 YEARS since Morrowind was released. TWENTY YEARS. In the 11 years between 2000 and 2011 we got Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, GTA 3, GTA 4, GTA Vice City, GTA San Andreas, and everything else related to GTA before 5. So much happens within 11 years alone. If someone was born when morrowind came out, they're getting close to being done with college if they went in the US.", "2007 was 14 years ago. We're getting old and there's a lot of people under 25 who've never heard of Tim and Eric l.", "Indeed", "Never heard of them. Have to look into it. Seems like it didn't make it outside of America much.", "This is a weird video.\n\nKeeps talking about this new wave of \"post-ironic humour\" and then uses pretty straight ironic satire as an example of it. continuously references Tim Heidecker as the visionary of his subgenre without mentioning Andy Kaufman once.\n\n\"Gen Z humour\"? pretty tired of this lazy characterization tbh.", "Lol they're Canadian", "The creator is dressed exactly as I would have imagined for a video describing Tim as the father of modern comedy.", "GREAT! ANOTHER VIDEO ESSAY", "I know the show was on TV longer ago but in my personal experience, while they had a cult following, a lot of people weren't aware of them at that time, but through internet culture, YouTube re-uploads of the show and memes he became more and more recognized, which is why I remember him still being huge on the internet just 6ish years ago.", "World peace", "Yeah a lot of the stuff he's crediting to Tim and Eric is just stuff that came in as alt comedy and anti-humor rose in popularity. And both of those waves predate Adult Swim let alone Tim and Eric.", "It's anti-humor. It's funny because it's not funny. Ever watch Steven Martin do standup? All of his bits are funny because they're awkward. They're funny because it's unbelievable he got up on a stage and is doing them in front of an audience. Tim and Eric, and other things like Tim and Eric, are just that concept taken to an extreme. Bad jokes and atrocious humor interlaced with really shitty visual effects being broadcast to millions, the gag is in the absurdity of that.", "Also talks about gen z being known for this. Which is odd because I remember people calling the same stuff millennial humor a decade ago...", "Touche.", "America being North America the continent. A place I do not live.", "Neither do I. Never heard 'America' refer to anything other than the states.", "He held a whole slot on adult swim for years 😂😂", "Tim Heidecker is a better musician than a comedian, and that's saying something.", "Hmm, a whole lot of what you attribute to Tim Heidecker is actually the work of their editor DJ Douggpoundd.\n\nIt's kind of clear you don't actually understand what Tim did vs. what Eric contributed, and you are choosing to believe this was the novel innovation of a single person." ]
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The Father of Modern Comedy
https://youtu.be/PQOvv_b9TpY
/r/videos/comments/qqf4xc/chekhovs_gun/
[ "A classic from Boat Comedy!", "Just found this video again after seeing it yearssss ago lol. Love it. More people need to see it", "oh my frickin heck I want to kill these guys\n\nthis was so funny, but like EXTREMELY stressful\n\nevery bang was a year off my life", "Anxiety in video form haha", "haha turns out checkov's gun is not checkov's gun after all.", "Amazing", "Plus genuinely not knowing the entire time if they were gonna fire it. \n\nThe premise is brilliant though", "thought that was Trevor Moore for a minute, guy looks and sounds like him but with different hair", ">this was so funny, but like EXTREMELY stressful\n\nAnd also woefully esoteric.", "I'll admit, I had to look up what Chekhov's Gun is. So not only did I have a small anxiety attack because of the video, I learned something.", "Nice! I did the exact same thing back when I first saw the video years ago. Turns out it's a literary device and not just a gun haha always cool to learn something while having a laugh at the same time. I have a feeling it helps to retain the knowledge since you have something to remember it by", "Other Checkhov's Guns that appear in the video are the balloons in the background, and the Snare Drum.", "Is the only joke the reference to chekhovs gun and the multiple false shots? Unless I missed something?\n\nI was expecting some clever twist. Like the appraisal be very low due to the shot not being fired by the end", "I'm sure it's the implementation of the literary device as well as the false fires. Not everyone is going to find it funny as different people react to things.. well.. differently lol. I thought it was funny so I decided to share when I came across it again earlier. It's an old video but it's held up imo", "Totally thought this was whitest kids u know", "It's not so much a device as a principle of good writing. Every detail included in a story should have a purpose. If a loaded gun is introduced it must be fired. Otherwise, it wasn't worth mentioning.", "Chekhov's gun is a literary term, it's a type of foreshadowed plot device. If a \"gun\" is featured earlier in a story, it should be \"fired\" by the end of the story. James Bond films are an easy example; if Bond gets some kind of esoteric gadget from Q, then no matter how specific or outlandish its function you can be certain he's going to use it before the movie ends.\n\nThe joke here is that it is literally Chekhov's gun, and the twist is that it never actually goes off.", "Thanks. I know what it is.", "Thanks for the clarification. It's been a while since I learned about it so I may have fudged the term for it", "You seemed to misunderstand the nature of the twist.", "NOICE. I GUFFAWED", "If you guys want a good example of Chekhov's Gun - every bit of detail given serving a purpose in the larger story - look no further than HBO's Game of Thrones series. Literally no part of the plot squandered, no potential wasted.", "I just didn't find it very funny. It's ok.\n\nSo was checking if I was missing something.", "You can also use this principle to deduce the ending of movies. This gun cuts both ways", "I guess I got too used to the modern comedy style, where a twist isn't enough anymore. I keep expecting the twist ON the twist. 😂", "I felt it was a good example of Alfred Hitchcock's view on tension as well.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/DPFsuc_M_3E", "Fair enough. I'm a literary geek and I found it to be a pretty clever play on expectations, but to each their own.", "One could call it a principle of good writing, but it’s honestly just a certain style. Not necessarily to be followed in all situations", "I was expecting them to figure out the gun is not authentic as the sketch reaches the end and it doesn't go off.", "Oh cool didn't know that thank you.", "No kidding dude. Particularly when he tells his daughter to stop banging the snare drum... that sounded *uncannily* like Trevor.", "):<", "It turns out the most dangerous animal is humanity.", "That's what killed me about this. Great sketch, but I was so shocked when it ended without the gun at least going off somehow. I mean, it subverts the mechanism a little bit because the gun *isn't* fired but *is* worth mentioning, but man was I looking forward to a finale.", "starbucks", "Which leads us to our next lesson on red herrings.", "If those fans could read, they’d be very angry right now.", "https://youtu.be/J9zl1XfWlU4 acting lesson always have a gun on stage.", "Personally, I hate Chechov's gun. It may have started as a way to limit what was described but at this point it's so well known it's formulaic. If in a book or movie we see something interesting, we KNOW it's going to be used in the story. If I see a sword on a wall I assume someone is getting stabbed. If a rug or a couch is mentioned, someone is tripping over that rug or the couch is getting somehow destroyed.\n\n​\n\nIf people didn't use it so frequently I think stories would be much more organic. We don't need to have everything be used, some things are just for decoration.", "Wait its not!!!?", "If anyone is unfamiliar with the concept they're referencing:\n\n\"If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.\" - Anton Chekhov", "And then on the other end of the spectrum you have Tommy Wiseau.", "To be fair though, because the Chekhov's Gun is so well known by readers, many authors like GRRM like to employ bogus Chekhov's guns", "Chekhov mostly wrote short stories and plays, so it makes sense that he would be a proponent of tight storytelling.", "This is amazing.", "I've seen this so many times. It's a great skit. Surprised it hasn't been viewed more", "The irony is not lost on me, but I still was left unsatisfied that the gun was never fired LOL.", "How is that not trevor? Mannerisms, voice, look its all exactly like him.", "There's a term for that, it's called a Red Herring.", "Decent premise, but the punchline being the gun never being fired is a bit of a let down. I feel like we never got a payoff...", "Hopefully it was to pay attention.", "\"There is something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the streams, it would be bad\", they totally are going to cross the steams.", "His name is [Amos Vernon](http://www.amosvernon.com/)", "It's really a limitation of literature that is less prevalent in video media. You can describe a lot more in a show or movie without distracting or taking away from the story. It's just there in the background, along with any number of things that would be completely unfeasable to describe and list out in words.\n\nThe only real solution is to use things in a way that the reader wouldn't guess, even knowing it would be used.", "Haha this was awesome. Almost shit my pants....thrice!", "I've seen this so many times that the stress from all the bangs has faded, but I still laugh like a maniac at \"Champagne is in order.\"", "Very big WKUK vibes from this.", "I do like the occasional red herring.\n\nA fun follow-up skit to this one might be one where a literal red herring is vital to the plot of the skit.", "Olaf shirt reminds me so much of Trevor Moore. God do I miss him…", "Cus Trevor is dead. I guess this could have been filmed before he died. Guess who has two thumbs and is an asshole. Edit: (me, I’m the asshole with two thumbs)", "It's 7 years old.", "Dammit bohbby", "Damn, if only YouTube included the date a video was posted....\n\nI guess we'll never know", "Man I'm glad it didn't fire. 150 year old black powder better not still work lol", "I mean yea, sorta, but part of the suspense is in speculating how and when precisely the \"gun\" will be fired. Take the ricin pellet in breaking bad for example: they used it like twice before somebody actually ingested it. Ever since season one, you were always caught wondering how they'd use it. Spoilers ahead:\n\nWill Tuco snort it? No, damn, tio knocked it off the table. Jesse's going to use it on Gus... no wait, oh my god, Walt/Gus used it on Brock! No wait, that was a red herring. Holy shit that flash forward! Walt in his old house and... He's getting the ricin! Only 7 more episodes to go, he's gotta use it soon... But when? How? Why? And then like that, Lydia is dead. Slipped it in her stevia. Fantastic writing.\n\nFuck me I love that show.", "It's also a principal which is often criticized by acclaimed writers", "Computers would need to have some kind of clock in them for that. I just don't see how that's possible.", "Yeah, I realized that half way through my comment.", "I can't wait for the chapter on Chekhov's Red Herring.", "Nah, both Chekhov and the concept of Chekhov's Gun are extremely well-known.", "Those both were used for effect. The gun itself was never actually fired!", "I think in Star Trek they call them “phasers,” though.", "That was a thing in A Series of Unfortunate Events at one point, I believe. There was something they needed like a key or whatever, and they were at an auction, and the key ended up being hidden in a weird sculpture of a red herring instead of wherever they thought it was. I don't remember it very clearly. \n\nIn fact, I think that's the first time I learned what a red herring was.", "Best part about that show is they made it all up — including the ricin — on the fly. Only planned in advance element was the plane crash and Jane storyline in season two. How they managed to make something so tight and well plotted almost by accident is incredible.", "I learned that all of Game of Thrones was just one giant Chekhov's Gun.", "That's the moment you went full retard.", "When I press play all I see is the entirety of GoT.", "I wouldn't say it's a principle of good writing but rather a specific stylistic philosophy. It lends itself particularly well to the short story format where there's little room for exposition. \n\nThere are many potential shortcomings to the style that keep it from being a generally applicable principle of good writing though. A detail that is intended to build or reveal a character's personality- the presence of many half smoked cigarettes in an ashtray, for example- would technically be in violation of Chekhov's Gun. In genres like fantasy or sci-fi, world building is virtually impossible while adhering to the rule.", "“Never go full retard” - Kurk Lazarus", "More broadly it means that all of the details introduced in a story have to be there for a reason. There can't be any unnecessary fluff or fake outs. The Wire was written in keeping with the Chekhov's Gun Principle. \"All the pieces matter.\" -Lester Freamon.", "Wouldn't that be a plot twist?", "Oh, you definitely get it in film and TV a lot- sometimes the camera will focus on a particular item which strongly gives away that its going to be used in the setup for something. Outside of that , you get a lot of Chekov's gun stuff in dialogue- in buddy cop dramas / murder mystery like bones, you'll always get these side characters that will explicitly talk about an item/what they do for a living/some fun hobby they have and you know that its going to be important to the plot somehow and the closer you get to the end of the episode the more likely it is that the thing they casually mentioned is going to be the thing that outs either themselves or someone close to them as the killer.", "While very funny I was left with the same feeling of frustration. Waiting for the other shoe to drop I believe is the term.\n\nand they did on purpose!", "For a minute or so I could've sworn this is an old WKUK sketch.", "This from Boat Comedy, a super-underrated sketch comedy group.\nHere's their youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/boatcomedy/videos\n\nIt kills me how much garbage content is consumed while these guys went ignored.", "He was referencing [a line from Archer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Bl4Cnkm9s).", "I wish I had Chekhov's Gun before I read this comment >:(", "same. This whole sketch could be done by WKYK but better.", "directed by Rian Johnson", "Oh, you mean Communism?", "I love sketch comedy so I will be bingeing this thank you. If you have any other gems send them my wayyy!", "There was a Workaholics episode where they are using one of those cleaver style paper cutters and getting dangerously close to losing a finger, and then nothing happens and they move on. Hated that scene! Lol", "If you're looking for an actual good example of Chekov's Gun style writing in a screenplay, check out the (short!) anime OddTaxi", "I get it, but if you don't introduce what characters are going to use before they use it, people are going to feel like you're just making it up without planning to fit the plot.", "No silly, it was called the Red *Wedding*", "Jumped out of my friggin skin on the first one", "The downside to this has always been that it's hard to surprise the reader when your story is so tight that every last element is being utilized effectively. If you know a writer will absolutely use a detail, even seemingly superfluous information becomes immediately transparent, vital and fascinating. The more the writer attempts to treat it as mundane, the more suspect it can become. It's a fun balancing act, I guess.", "This isn't?!", "American Psycho blows this theory into space. The entire book is details.", "I always remember reading Papillon, a (more or less) true, autobiographical account of the author's escape from a prison colony on Devil's Island.\n\nHe talks for a while about the amazing ants in the jungle, and how they work together.\n\nI was like, \"ok, so the ants are definitely coming back into this story.\"\n\nBut they never did. He just really liked the ants. I love that so much.", "Yeah but they didn't make it so anyways great idea and great video.", "Ignoring the millions of people who read the books, sure.", "For a more modern example think of all the scenes in a James Bond movie where Q is providing Bond with his gadgets. Every single one of those gadgets are Chekhov's Guns which are going to be used over the course of the story.", "Someone forgot to tell George R. R. Martin...", "It also morph into a reader's expectation that the details must be setting up something. It can turn into a cat and mouse game between the writer and the reader of I notice you noticing this detail but is it really going to matter?", "This is not really that funny!", "I read that comment earlier in the thread too!", "No, Communism was a Red Herring.", "I think it's a greater overall rule than just in short tight story telling. Intricate details of a particular scene can serve the purpose of world building or they can just be superfluous.\n\nIn all fairness though, art is what it is. The only purpose could just be *not* following the rules and that's just as valid. Though that almost makes the rule just as true. Paradoxical our silly constructs.", "Some pretty big Whitest Kids U'Know energy from this. I like it", "A woefully esoteric line apparently", "I've always disliked this. \n\nSetting atmosphere is important. Describing a gun on a wall can be used to give insight on the owner's personality. \n\nTolkien goes into great detail describing leaves.", "Sometimes it's Chekhov's gun, sometimes it's Chekhov's red herring. I think Squid Game did it amazingly in Episode 2 when >!they used 001's terminal brain tumor to mislead the audience to think he'll vote to stay, since he seemingly has nothing to lose by continuing the game. Viewers were shocked when he voted to leave, since it broke the principle of Chekhov's gun and went against every narrative cliche we've come to expect from TV.!< The payoff was brilliant and what sold me on the show as something narratively fresh and exciting, way more so than anything from episode 1.", "The dragons are still coming! Just you wait! Dragons and walkers! They’ll have massive shclongs! The biggest!", "It's the same for any detective procedural. When they question people someone always reveals a personal detail unrelated to the case. Like they will mention only using non-dairy creamer in their coffee. Later on in the episode, non-dairy creamer will be the clue that ties them to the murder. Every time.", "Welcome to the world of One Piece theorists, tbf not their fault. Oda do be like that.", "In that case it would be [Chekov's Gun](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/JustForFun/ChekovsGun)", "Note it's a flintlock and missing the flint so even if it was loaded and the pan was primed it wouldn't fire. Plus even if that was the case, the way it was handled before the balloon pop has it with the frizzen (the bit the flint would strike against to create a spark) opened and out of the way. That means the flash pan is open and you can see there's no powder in it to take a spark and even if there was he holds it upside-down for a bit which would clear any powder out.", "I've heard this referred to as \"Conservation of Detail\". The word \"conservation\" is often misinterpreted as having the same meaning it does in the context of \"conserving water\" by taking a shorter shower, implying that we should use as little detail as possible, so any detail we do use should come back later. Rather, the usage is analogous to \"Conservation of Momentum\" where every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and every detail has a corresponding fulfillment.", "They wouldn't have the subtlety.", "This is the gun safety video that Alec Baldwin watched.", "Hi. Remember me from 900 episodes ago in the far corner of a random bar in Alabasta? Well I'm the key to defeating Kaido! JK... Or am I?", "LOL", "*David Lynch sweating profusely*", "I had to google this concept like half way through the video because I always thought Chekhov's gun was somehow related to star trek, so I was confused as to why that gun was old as fuck.", "Aunt Flo is coming for a visit?", "That's one of the worst examples you could name since he follows it pretty religiously in GoT books, not chapter to chapter but series as a whole definitely. Often something would happen and then when you go read previous chapters/books of the POW character you see all the clues that were pointing to that event happening. The books are very large but there is very little fluff.", "The principle is described in the context of plays, and as advice to young playwrights. Because of the limitations of stage plays, props create a lot more audience expectation than merely describing some inconsequential background detail in a book. Novices should adhere more strictly to rules than experienced storytellers. An experienced storyteller knows how to manage audience expectations and weave misdirection into a plot but a novice should learn the basics first.", "But it creates such overly predictable stories and doesn't allow a fictional world to feel real. Chaos, uncertainty, and miscellany are key elements of life. That should be reflected in literature. \n\nReading shouldn't be an exercise in connecting the dots and painting by numbers. It should he about becoming immersed in a world and experiencing the journey of a character.", "I'm not arguing against I introducing things, the exact opposite in fact! With the gun you have only the gun that is used. What about how the room is decorated? What kind of vase is that? Is it a Japanese or Persian rug on the floor?\n\nRemoving the description of the surroundings removes a lot of context and humanity from the story.", "Tell that to Azor Ahai.", "The snare drum and balloon in the background of the video are the actual Chekhov's gun. Good use of comedic misdirection.", "Did I accidently walk into /r/InterdimensionalCable", "The writing here is brilliant, but so is the acting by the appraiser. I love the understated and nonchalant delivery of the line \"Oh wow. This is loaded, what a treat.\"", "HEY! It's WKUK put some respeck on that name", "The Chekov's Gun was a Red Herring all along :v", "WKUK needs to hire this guy. He’d never replace Trevor but would be a great tribute", "And the pizza is on it's way, too!", "I get what you are referencing. Even if we throw out whatever happened in the show, in the books Martin still has quite a number of non-sequitors or red herrings in the books. TONS.", "I am now sad.", "Ever read Rise Of Endymion?", "Where is the Prince that was promised?", "It's been many years since I read it, but I seem to recall that there was an auction and the McGuffin was supposed to be in one of the lots. Using the 'VFD' clue they went all in on a lot of Very Fancy Doilies, which was a red herring. The actual item was in the statue of a red herring, which was itself not a red herring.\n\nWhy do I remember this?", "I knew it was there for a reason", "Yeah I think that means it wasn't technically a Chekhovs gun", "I'd argue that still makes it a Chekov's gun even if it's just for atmosphere. Because even though the gun isn't firing or being used directly, it still fulfills the purpose of giving us insight into a place or character and thus isn't exactly a wasted detail or throw away fluff piece. But that's just my personal take", "Good. We don't want another set shooting.", "Just brilliant.", "As an NRA Instructor and Range Safety Officer, that was just one long CRINGE, in spite of the comedic value.", "I don't think the quote disagrees with that. If the detail is intended to reveal information in subtext, the gun still goes off. It reveals to us information that we otherwise wouldn't have, that either must not have been revealed before, or is included in the setting, which itself is going to play into what happens next. \n\nThe opposite would be more like GoT seasons 7 and 8. Most everything was basically forgotten, so there were many loaded guns that didn't go off. Scenes that are useless to the remaining plot, setups forgotten, and traits or experiences that don't correspond with the outcome for those characters. \n\n*\"What if we gave everyone the right to vote?\" Cue laugh track*", "I feel like the gun would be valued much more than that.", "DAMMIT QUIET DOWN DIGGOTCOM. Get down for a sec, slide me over that brief case, anyways,,,\n\nThey better snipe in some sense, its just good business, cleanly respecting the source but above all else being....patient. Enough to pay respects. Like that , that next reference i'm gonna make.\n\nIt'll put a boot in their rear. You see that, they made a decent sketch but we are actually breaking their butt. One of you should be drawing yourselves , getting off to these references. Make sure you aren't watching through a window though.\n\nAlso, we don't want to tie them down, this person tried a skit, tried to make it their own but felt like they really gRaped it. They just kept...on...gRaping, the skit. In the mouth. I'm not here to call them out for gRaping a skit of course. \n\n\nBut, above all else, we should remember that any reference to Trevor Moore, may he rest in peace, and the WKUK...well.. \n\n\nIT WILL BE AWESOME.", "Yeah if it was WKUK somebodies head was going to explode in glorious gore. Probably one of the children.", "this video is from 2014 so it could've been...", "It should have gone off.", "RIP Trevor :/", "Well I guess I should have noted that not everything mentioned is yet relevant due to 2 more books (if they ever happen…), we can’t take the show as the best exact reference, the show started cutting supernatural aspects of the books as the series went on, although he has said that in broad strokes it’s similar to his version. For example I assume siege of Winterfell will also happen in the books (something which is also alluded many times in the books) but pretty much everything in the siege itself will be different.", "Anton Chekhov was notably, a short story writer. Short stories are more notoriously conservative on detail than other story formats. A good tip nonetheless, but GRRM writes very different stories, and still makes careful use of the idea.", "Trevor liked his conspiracies... Maybe he cloned himself.", "It can be interpreted either way, but it is definitely in reference to not introducing extraneous detail.", "Lol POW character", "It's not a hard rule and I'd argue it applies to more visual media like a play or show where you only have a short amount of time with the viewer.", "Ya'll don't even understand the thing you are complaining about. Checkhov was, famously, a *short* story writer. He was talking about short stories, where every word is extremely vital.\n\nIn any case, as a literary and story telling object in general it is still useful to all mediums, it just doesn't need to be taken so literally for them all.", "Whoa, so uhhhh ahh do you do a *lot* of PCP?", "First of all, he was a fantastic short story writer, and was talking about short stories. Second of all best works almost all use chekhov's gun. It's an incredibly useful tool in story telling, and its corollary is basically that you can't have things happen with no setup. Your audience doesn't really like complete surprises if used more than once, (see deus ex machina) and almost all surprises need to be set up in some way for the payoff. Pretty much every single movie, book, or tv show, makes use of Chekhov's gun in some form.", "I mean yeah, every (good) writer does that, you have to break your own rules otherwise the writing becomes predictable. Although with red herrings, it’s often when you think you know where the story is going, then something unexpected happens, it didn’t happen randomly, when you go back you can see all the references to it, you were just ignoring it because you were focused on your own theory.", "Conservation of momentum involves action and reaction because of the specific mechanics of momentum. \"Conservation\" meaning \"does not change\". Simply stated, momentum is motion. If one thing goes one way, something else must go the opposite, so that momentum remains unchanged. \n\n\"Detail\" does not have the same properties as momentum. If you introduce a detail, it isn't as if there must be some corresponding detail elsewhere that cancels it out. \n\nIn other words, your explanation for \"conservation of detail\" makes no sense. Which isn't to say that isn't how lots of expressions work. It would just frustrate me", "This is essentially a nice summary of what makes short story writing exceedingly difficult.", "Wasn’t that what they were called by the community? I forget it’s been many years.", "Why not?", "Fantastic.\n\nI don't much laugh these days, but I'll be daggum if my shoulders didn't bounce a bit with each rapid nose-exhalation.", "POV for point of view.", "If it was WKUK, it would have been pretty much the same, but every shot would have killed someone.", "I've got a gallon, so...", "I believe some people are into that.", "*raises plastic tank*\nGotta gallon!", "Reality rarely takes the form of a perfectly crafted narrative. In fact, that's a really useful hint to tell when something is fake. In real life random shit happens for no reason all the damned time. Hell, most shit that happens isn't for any damned reason.", "This video is one giant metaphor for season 7 & 8.", "W", "i jumped every time", "Thank you, this was very helpful to my illiterate ass", "You mean D&D.", "You think he describes a lot of shit that never pays. Boy howdy, let me introduce you to this guy Tolkien.", "I feel its just once piece in the larger theory of story writing and it needs other parts to make use of it properly, your example being one of them. In your example the gun would have a purpose if it was being used as descriptive way to give insight on the owner, however, I think that only works if you give enough context that you, as the author, have intended it that way. The spirit of Chekhov's Gun is to not include anything that doesn't serve a purpose or you leave the audience confused or unsatisfied. If you are going to show a gun in your movie/play/comic/whatever, it had better give some insight or come back in a later scene or just be part of the overall firearm set design, or something, if not its just a distraction and if that distraction isn't the point then it shouldn't be there.", "this is why i get annoyed with people who are obsessed with \"wordbuilding\". I'm not as much of an absolutist as chekhov was, but i do think that a lot of authors use 'worldbuilding' as a way to pad their otherwise mediocre story, to make it seem much deeper than it actually is. if your story is good, then you wont need to detail your highly intricate hard-magic system just to keep my attention throughout the book.", "*To you.*", "They were just talking about him in a different Reddit link.", "The idiot must have not learned about red herons. They're big egrets that eat red fishes that distract people.", "Alec Baldwin's favorite video.", ">Plus genuinely not knowing the entire time\n\nThe title says Chekhov's gun. It's obvious they weren't going to fire it.", "I mean I get the whole chekhov gun vs red hearing to keeps audiences guessing and fresh while still being able to foreshadow it.\n\nBut like….my wider point is GRRM isn’t always that savant-like. He’s good. When he’s focused and has a good editor he’s near the best.\n\nBut he has a LOT of plot points that meander and go absolutely nowhere. I dare say his big flaw is his inability to cull plot points or expanding even more tangled story lines. He famously had a grand idea to end after book three and do a big time jump in media res to 5 years in the future. The story would then converge upon the climax over the final 3 books. And he had a few issues that might not have worked seemelessly so he spent a decade and two books making the whole problem worse by expanding all the story lines even more.\n\nBrienne in book four goes absofuckinglutely nowhere, essentially meandering through nothing to drop that one character might be alive and run her into a new plot device / villian / major character than probably didn’t need an entire book of her wandering around Crackclaw point and the Riverlands. Or Tyrion spending a book graduating from high-functioning alcoholic to low functioning and wondering where whores go only to drop 2 or 3 tidbits of information that may come back around.", "Knives Out has an entire wall of knives and the author even demonstrated that they were fake. I knew immediately that someone was going to get stabbed.", "This is the original link from the sketch group Boat Comedy! https://youtu.be/aqKAzGadmYo", "If you're tired of waiting on George R. R. Martin, there are some certain subreddits here where you can see dragons coming.", "I was just thinking this. Everything in OP is potentially important. IMO, I really like it. It lets you have conversations to theorize and the surprise is how something will be used, not whether or not it will be.\n\nIt's boring if a gun on the wall may or may not be used. It's awesome if the gun is knocked off the wall, causing someone to trip and crash through a wall, revealing a secret room.", "Literally every sentence of your comment is extremely wrong lol", "I like what A Pup Named Scooby-Doo did with the concept. There is a kid literally named Red Herring, and Fred blames him for every crime and mystery that occurs because Fred dislikes him, Red is generally a bully, and he tends to be around the crime scenes. Except Red Herring is never actually responsible for any of the stuff.\n\nExcept the one episode where Red Herring was the culprit, and Fred actually never accused him in the episode.", "thatsthejoke.jpg", "Thank you for that. That was hilarious and so well done..f'ing brilliant", "Tell me you've never read his books without telling me you've never read his books", ">a detail that is intended to build or reveal a character’s personality…would technically be in violation of Chekhov’s Gun\n\nNo, Chekhov’s gun is about false promises. Details that describe a character still have their purpose; a bunch of cigarettes in an ashtray in front of the character they describe aren’t a *promise* because they serve a distinct purpose at that time. Some details, like a lone knife sitting in a drawer at the other end of the room, don’t have an immediately apparent purpose; Chekhov believed that you shouldn’t lure a reader into red herrings with your detail, so by the principle of Chekhov’s Gun, that knife — purely because you described it and talked about it when the detail didn’t matter for that scene — *should* be used in something meaningful later on. \n\nThere are issues people have with the rule (namely predictability), but what you describe isn’t a shortcoming of it because detail that serves a purpose still follows the rule.", "More importantly in modern vernacular it's refered to as a trope often found in movies and television. When something seemingly random and innocuous is introduced in the first chapter of a story, it's often a good guess that this will have some important role to play later on.\n\nThis method is an effective way to avoid the Deus Ex Machina trope. It's not a Deus Ex Machina if you briefly introduced it in the beginning.\n\nFor example, the Falcon being introduced in the opening scene of Winter Soldier (on your left).", "Oh he knows. He wrote himself into the bodega.", "To be fair, surprising the reader isn't the only goal foreshadowing can come to. There's a tendency for a lot of modern to throw drama and suspense to the wayside in the chase of the \"gotcha\" moment. Sure, that moment, when done properly, is going to be well remembered and beloved, but if treated in a different way foreshadowing won't make you think \"if\" but \"when.\"", "Turns out it was Bran the Broken. I know, I was disappointed too.", "And what about that dude that Varys had in the box?", "I'll never get tired of this.", "In fact, it's from the South Park [GoT story](https://youtu.be/QO2DH1Dl1M8) arc.", "Everyone forgets that Chekhov’s gun is a rifle.", "There are many movies where you can predict that the good guy wins. That doesn't make the story any less compelling to begin with.", "What does being American have to do with it? It's a joke based on Chekhov's gun, which is a principle of storytelling that says that everything in a story must have a purpose. If you mention a gun, it must eventually go off. The joke in the video is that you know the gun is going to shoot and they keep doing a fake-out where the sound is actually something else.", "Better translation would be 2nd act or 3rd act, but yes.", "Both for Reek", "I have no idea how broadly the term can be applied.\n\nIs it not still Chekovs Gun, in that it's presence in each shot and the handling of it is constantly used to directly make you anxious? It's still being \"fired\" with each gag.", "Superfluous detail and irritatingly clever prose populating pages aplenty , you say?", "He basically got so big he could tell the publisher and the editor to fuck off and print the book as is or not print it at all. There is NO WAY that the last two books were edited properly. They were both a good 200 pages too long for no reason.", "On the other hand, since there are only a handful of unique plots available to storytelling (10, basically) world building is sort of the primary way a good author engages the reader because if the world is inconsistent or dull it makes it unbelievable and uninteresting.\n\nTake Lord of the Rings, the plot is really not that special, it's just an amalgamation of several archetypal stories that have been told for millennia. But when Tolkien spent the time to craft the massive world of Middle Earth (and everywhere else in the stories) he did such a fantastic job creating stories that were consistent throughout the books and which added enhanced meaning to so many different scenes and quotes, that it became one of the most popular books in history and pretty much defines the high fantasy genre. People we're interested in the world, they wanted to know more, and every page gave them more so they kept reading.", "The anime is way too drawn out, and it fucks the pacing horribly.", "i think it has to actually go off. \n\nthe fact that it didn't and the name, is , imo, the joke.", "And there was me thinking this was satire on American gun ownership by irresponsible parents", "Sounds familiar. Culture novel? No wait, Hyperion Cantos!", "I think it was proven to be Ser Pounce.", "Oh, yeah? Not only fuck you, I just wrote an extra novel that has nothing to do with the main characters. And it's all banquet scenes. Laughs all the way to the bank, gets winded, recovers, laughs more.", "Here's [Archer's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHFNDFEUTg) take on it.\n\n'NOW HE'S FETCHING A RUG!'", "That was also the moment for me where I thought >!\"Oh neat, this show isn't just a Battle Royale clone\". Defying your expectation there and introducing the element of people actually choosing to go back really lent so much more depth to the characters and the show as a whole.!<", "Not just literature, but theater. The original statement was \"if you put a gun on a set you have to shoot it\". At that point the idea of making sets extremely detailed was a big deal within the fashions of realism and naturalism, which Cherkov was a part on. It was common for random details with no importance to be added, but these would distract audience and misdirect them when it should have been straightfoward. Hence Cherkov said you shouldn't put a gun on a set unless it's going to be shot at some point in the play.\n\nIt isn't supposed to be interpreted in that \"everything has to be used\" but that \"everything must serve a purpose and tell us something\". In theory you don't have to shoot the gun, but that in itself has to mean something.", "Discovery writer problem. He doesn't outline so there's no way for him to realize when the idea is going nowhere. He's already literally written the book. \n\nEveryone has their own method but I couldn't imagine trying to write without an outline. It's like inking a picture without the underlays where you make sure the damn anatomy of the figure makes sense before you commit to said ink. \n\nAt least for me some discovery writing helps me discover who the characters are but I need to know where the story is going so I know I'm not just getting lost in the woods.", "So Chekhov's Gun was a red herring?", "It was more on the idea of what you should put on a set, you shouldn't add big pieces if the play doesn't mention anything that makes sense.\n\nYou can have misdirects. You can have a gun that is never shot. But then that gun not being shot must have a purpose to be there. In writing it means you don't meander describing or doing scenes that don't add anything to the \"ride\". That said there's a lot of interpretations of what the \"ride\" must be, but the whole point is that the author has to put it there for a reason.", "What if i am not into cars?", "The gimp's asleep.", "[Quite ironic actually](https://gardenandgun.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/EH8410P_2.jpg)", "I had just seen this episode of the Goes Wrong Show this weekend and I immediately came here looking for this comment.", "Thank you. Now I finally understand the reference.\n\nIt's like Shroedinger's gun, except it always ends up loaded.", "There’s a good example in Harry Potter, where an old locket is offhandedly mentioned in an earlier book which later comes back to be a Horcrux. As another comment or mentioned, “worldbuilding” can be used as a (sometimes cheap) way of disguising your Chekhov’s Guns.", "I think you're interpretation is spot on. It's much more about re-incorporation of details, themes, and ideas. It's about paying off all the items you bothered to setup. It's about the efficiency of the writing.", "It had more to do with sets at the time. Cherkhov made plays in a time when [realism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realism_\\(theatre\\)) and the even more extreme [naturalism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalism_\\(theatre\\)) where in fashion.\n\nThese sought to capture a \"slice of life\", as if you really were looking into a real part. And the sets were intricate and detailed, compared to previous one, with less use of flat paintings, and more nuance to what things are.\n\nIt was common that sets would go too far, adding all sorts of random bits and trinkets that they'd be able to find. This would mean that trivial randomly chosen set pieces would seem very important when they weren't. So the original quote was\n\n> One must never place a loaded rifle on the stage if it isn't going to go off. It's wrong to make promises you don't mean to keep.\n\nKind of a statement that you shouldn't put misleading set pieces. That later was generalized to the idea that every set piece should be important. As in have a reason. It's ok to have a picture of a dog, but only if it makes sense that this character is a dog person. You can add all these details, but realize they are telling us something about the characters, their place, and their story; everything should fit. You shouldn't add things just because when they don't add anything.\n\nThen that later was generalized (by Cherkhov himself) to cover everything in a story. In a way you could think of it like this: a story is a ride, and everything in the story must have a purpose. It doesn't mean you need to make it tight. You can go for a few pages talking about the elaborate and very rich meals some character takes, only to go to the next chapter where another character is struggling to eat scraps. The purpose of the \"meandering\" was to set up a contrast, and to really drive it home. Extra points if the characters like eating food. You could take it out and keep the plot, but then you'd miss something of the story, and the characters, something that may be important.\n\nThe quote became\n\n> Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.\n\nBut it's important to understand what context it was said, on an environment where adding more was the common convention. Cherkhov took a stance on drawing a fundamental line in the sand, but he didn't have to talk about being too drab or not adding enough, there just wasn't much there. That said a lot of contemporary theater certainly tried taking this to the utmost extreme.", "**[Realism (theatre)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Realism_\\(theatre\\))** \n \n >Realism in the theatre was a general movement that began in 19th-century theatre, around the 1870s, and remained present through much of the 20th century. It developed a set of dramatic and theatrical conventions with the aim of bringing a greater fidelity of real life to texts and performances. These conventions occur in the text, (set, costume, sound, and lighting) design, performance style, and narrative structure. They include recreating on stage a facsimile of real life except missing a fourth wall (on proscenium arch stages).\n \n**[Naturalism (theatre)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalism_\\(theatre\\))** \n \n >Naturalism is a movement in European drama and theatre that developed in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. It refers to theatre that attempts to create an illusion of reality through a range of dramatic and theatrical strategies. Interest in naturalism especially flourished with the French playwrights of the time, but the most successful example is Strindberg's play Miss Julie, which was written with the intention to abide by both his own particular version of naturalism, and also the version described by the French novelist and literary theoretician, Émile Zola. Zola's term for naturalism is la nouvelle formule.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)", "Fuck... I didn't know this yet. Now I'm depressed.", "I've heard the pacing is weird because it caught up to the manga.", "Actually Chekov's Gun was the guide he used when writing The Game of Thrones.\n\n When he wrote for TV he would constantly have the showrunners come back to him saying \"I loved the script and it was amazing but you have to redo it... there is no way we can shoot all this in an episode/budget/crew resources\" and he would have to chop down his creations over and over. When he set out to write The Game of Thrones he purposely took things to the other extreme to get it out of his system and designed it to be almost impossible to make, which included doing the opposite of Chekov's Gun and including immense detail that you never know if it is going to pay off or not, is a red herring, or just world/setting building.\n\nHe didn't ignore Chekov's Gun, he used it as the Polaris to mark the opposite of what he was trying to do.", "He's lying. Does he play hockey ? LOL \n\n\nedit: oh my lord its a spoof hahahahha", "If your mom is telling you a story and she's elaborating on something that has nothing to do with what she was originally talking about that's the kind of stuff that needs trimmed. \n\nI was talking with Barbara, you know her. Yes you do you saw her five years ago. Yes, it was at my birthday and we just finished my song. You were standing to her right. Don't shout at me! Oh, what did she say? Beef is in sale at the market.", "I hate that I know the sub you're talking about.", "What ever happened to that smoke monster in Lost?", "It all depends on how you do it. It's like with art and someone says the picture is over detailed. You can make a picture more complicated without improving it. That's shitty world building. But if those details make the story feel alive, it's done right. If you're noticing it then the mechanics of storytelling are making themselves seen and the author didn't hide them. Exposition is important but when it feels like an infodump those veggies didn't get hidden in the sauce.", "/r/DragonsFuckingDragons/", "It doesn't have to be used in the plot though. Many people assume that the goal is that it should be used on the plot.\n\nI can have a gun in the wall. The gun is never shot, and nothing ever happens. At some point though we learn that some character accidentally shot a person they love with the gun and killed them as a child, and they kept the gun as a reminder of how naivety and innocence are vulnerabilities not protections. We see how it forms the character, and you could see how the presence of the gun affects the characters and story in certain part, itself it becoming a symbolism for trauma and the way it closes us off emotionally. Or something like that.\n\nAnd you can have some things for decoration too. But *those decorations say something about the character*. Imagine there was a story where Mother Theresa appeared, and as you go into her room you see an AK-47 hanging of her wall. That is saying something. Maybe it's a joke, maybe it's a statement of the duality of Mother Theresa, how the image we get of someone isn't the whole thing. Maybe it's something else, but it is making a statement, in spite of \"just being decoration\".\n\nIn the time people would have all sorts of character decorations, without thinking of its implication to the story. You have a horror story, add a bunch of rifles in the protagonist's van, and you have to ask: why don't they use them? A gun is a very powerful thing, it's a very powerful weapon that can destroy a human life faster than a blink. That's not something someone just has there without some justification, without some belief, without some reasoning. Even if the character \"couldn't really care one way or another\" that says something about them. If you have a neat freak, you don't fill their house with all sorts of trinkets and out of control things. You don't put rat traps (because the character would hate to leave in a house with rats) unless you have an explanation (they've been hearing noises and have gotten a paranoid notion that it's a rat).", "Oh snap LOL", "> Ya'll don't even understand the thing you are complaining about. Checkhov was, famously, a short story writer. He was talking about short stories, where every word is extremely vital.\n\n*gets out the red marker*\n\nYa'll don't ~~even~~ understand . ~~the thing you are complaining about.~~ Checkhov was ~~,famously,~~ a short story writer, ~~.He was talking about short stories,~~ where every word is ~~extremely~~ vital.\n\nLet's rewrite it:\n\n**Ya'll don't understand. Checkhov was a short story writer, where every word is vital.**\n\n... and how about a round 2?\n\n**\"Checkhov wrote short stories; every word matters.\"**\n\n... I'm reasonabley happy with that.", "Cherkhov's saying was for theater, sets specifically. It was because people added all sorts of visual stuff that didn't make sense.\n\nImagine you saw Vader's chamber and it had children's toys. Where did he get them from? Why would he keep them? Couldn't be his children. Certainly aren't his. It'd dilute who Vader is, and what we understand of him. OTOH if we saw a mechanical hand (his previous one before full mechanization) or some Naboo royalty trinkets, we'd see that he still is very connected to his life before becoming Lord Vader, and that'd give us insight into what happens behind the mask.\n\nIt's ok to add details that aren't critical to the story, but they must match, and serve a purpose. Adding them randomly with no need or reason just clutters and misleads.", "Great example. Not many writers are up to that caliber. Cue the xkcd comic about only getting so many made up words allowed unless you're Tolkien or Herbert. \n\nFor any story, even in contemporary times, the author will need to know things that may never make it to the page to understand why characters do what they do. Even if a motive is kept a mystery the whole time, the author has to know to write that character properly.", "Red herring is compatible with Cherkhov's gun at a high level. The point is that everything on a story must serve a purpose to the story and/or the characters. Note that it doesn't have to serve a purpose to the plot. It's fair to put something that is specifically to misdirect and misguide, that in itself is a valid statement. Having a gun that's meant to make everything think it'll be shot, but then reveal a twist that it isn't gives the gun a purpose and validity by the statement of the original phrase.", "Yes, and this skit does the very opposite, so \"red herring\" would be a more apt title.", "That's a very on the nose example, although valid. A more interesting and subtle example is when you hear a person sneeze or cough in a movie, you know that will be significant at some point (whereas in real life people do it all the time with zero meaning).", "Great point. But those things can also get edited out. I like to imagine a fictional story as if it were a real event and someone is trying to tell a concise version of what happened. If you're telling me about the greatest day of your life, you probably aren't going to go into detail about your breakfast unless it has some bearing on the story, not unless you're being humorous. Five minutes about your breakfast, then you tell us it doesn't have anything to do with you saving the president's life but it was so good you had to mention it.", "Exactly. If the character being a hunter is not relevant to the story then the gun still hasn't gone off. But if the character being a hunter is relevant (in however small a way) then even if the gun isn't fired, it's \"gone off\".", "The appraiser failed to notice that the gun barrel was blocked by the presence of a red herring.", "Should have had these guys on the set of Rust", "You hear that, George R. R. Martin, David Benioff and D. B. Weiss?", "Other people have commented on this, but it's not a hard and fast absolute rule. Generally speaking, things that are given importance early on should pay off later on. \n\nIt's also about reverse engineering a story. Crucial elements and plot points should be introduced beforehand. If the protagonist takes a gun off the wall to shoot the antagonist in the 3rd act, the reader should learn about the gun in the 1st act.", "I disagree. \n\nChekhov's gun doesn't mean the gun has to be fired. It means that the gun must be relevant in some way. Maybe your character is a hunter and them being a hunter is relevant in some way to the worldbuilding or the plot. In such a case it's fine to include a gun on the wall. But if your character being a hunter is totally irrelevant to anything then it's a case of breaking Chekhov's rule. \n\nThis skit is actually a great example - the gun didn't actually go off but it was relevant to the skit.", "y'all think fucking with my anxiety is funny. jerpers", "rip", "You maybe already know this but GRRM was actually a short story writer himself for much of his career so he's certainly no stranger to the concept.", "That's what GOda is the GOAT.", ">\"If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, **in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off**.\n\nThis feels misleading and I think there's a valid reason why some people have a problem with it.\n\nIt might seem like semantics, but perhaps what Chekhov really means is *act*, rather than *chapter*, such as the three-act structure model used to divide narrative fiction into three parts: the Setup, the Confrontation, and the Resolution, traditionally used in plays, opera, and today film.\n\nChekhov was a famous playwright. However, he's also famous for his short stories. But! He was not an author of full scale fiction, so his own approach to literature may not necessarily factor in the room for red herrings and finer details found in novels and broader work where there's enough scope to throw the reader off with misdirection, or simply explore the objects in a scene or surrounding environment for greater immersion.\n\nThus, his short story chapters would be structured similarly to a play, i.e. within the parameters of a confined piece where there's a necessary payoff for mentioning a rifle hanging on the wall.", "Eyes glanced across your username and had a kill bill sirens moment for a solid 5 seconds", "Almost literally everything that's shown or happens in that anime is a Chekov's gun lol. If you go and rewatch the whole show you find yourself constantly pointing the finger at the screen screaming THERE IT IS!! Every other minute haha.", "Gosh some people have a looooot of spare time.", "A Soviet sardine.", "Chekhov's point was that you shouldn't include details that aren't necessary to the story you're trying to tell. The point of Chekhov's gun isn't necessarily to avoid red herrings, but to avoid pointless details. \n\nA character might be depicted as sleeping with a gun under his pillow and pulling it out when his alarm clock goes off to show he's extremely paranoid or on edge, and that gun may never have a larger point- that would run against Chekhov's gun. \n\nThe opening scene of Reservoir Dogs with the conversation about tipping is a famous example of an ultimately irrelevant inclusion that ignores the theory. It's also commonly defied in comedic works as well- the Discworld series and The Hitchhikers Guide are chock full of details and asides that run contrary to Chekhov's Gun- and basically the entirety of the scripts of any Kevin Smith movie as well. \n\nFun fact: Chekhov himself violated his own principle in his play The Cherry Orchard. \n\n\"I'm an educated man, I read various remarkable books, but I cannot understand the direction I myself want to go--whether to live or to shoot myself, as it were. So, in case, I always carry a revolver about with me. Here it is\"\n\nThe gun is never fired or referred to in any way again after that scene.", "I don't really agree with it. Many details can be introduced simply to set the scene, like ornamental weapons to imply the owner's loaded. Without any fluff whatsoever, and if every detail is significant, I think a story would become pretty dry.", "He died. Killed by Jack in the final episode. He had Desmond “uncork” the heart of the island, which in turn made him mortal once again which allowed Jack to kick him off a cliff, killing him.\n\nI’m sure there’s many issues to be had with Lost, but that one was explained pretty clearly.", "millions of years of evolution, possibly billions, an infinitesimally small chance to be here... and some of us spend time drawing dragons fucking cars and other dragons.\n\ni need to go lie down", "> The books are very large but there is very little fluff.\n\nThere is more than a hundred pages just describing food…", "The weird thing is the first 3 books, the acknowledged best, concise and to the point ones *were* outlined. It seemed he hit a wall with his time skip idea. So his solution was to discover write a few things and…..it ended up being a whole dang book.\n\nIMO, probably ditching that time skip is where the problems started and he should have never ditched it. Just powered through the issues.", "No egrets.", "In Hebrew the saying is \"a gun in the first act must fire by the 3rd act\".", "You're my favorite customer.", "This is what I realized about (well written/directed) movies some time ago as well. It's far easier to see things coming when you understand that every shot has a purpose, even when something seems minor. You can catch subtle cues by keeping that in mind.", "If you've watched the series, then yes. If you've read the books, then no.\n\nIt's been a valid point that Martin *languishes* in this in the books. While he loves to throw out misdirections and to show just how coincidental real life is and how fiction should portray that, he's also meticulous in how he goes about his work. \n\nAs crazy as /r/asoiaf is, they're often on point when it comes to their theories. Theories that are most often grounded in the fact that George will always have clues. Whether they be eye color, rumors, off-screen deaths, or something else, he doesn't introduce plot information unless there's something to it.", "Chekhov's gun necessitates it being fired, so kind of the opposite.", "What a treat!", "If I had to name any bit of media that adheres to this principle, it's Knives Out. So much detail loaded into every scene, and it all pays off at some point.", "(Wiener wienerwiener wienerwiener wienerwiener) \nOne wiener next to another wiener", "Delivered by the white walkers! It's all coming together.", "That is, hands down, my favourite hairstyle of all time.", "If they implied something, they were used to contextualize.", "This is what annoys me about the hardcore ASOIAF fanboys who have spent the past decade justifying the obscene amount of self-indulgent bloat that's been plaguing his novels; the literal reason why we've all been waiting so long for him to finish.\n\nI mean, they often call him some sort of genius which I'm not going to argue against, but bottom line... you gotta be able to actually finish this shit at some point. You can't just keep introducing bunch of foreshadowing and narrative threads and endless worldbuilding without some sort of workable plan to deliver on all of it. It's great to be in a position as writer where you can just let your imagination run wild, but it's ultimately really unfair to the reader to not rein it in because an ending still has to happen at some point.", "If I'm not mistaken he even holds the World Record for longest short story ever written.", "There's actually a literary theory that states if a gun is introduced into a story then it ought to be fired by the end.\n\nI can't remember what it's called though.", "Thats when it clicked for me too. Glad I'm not the only one.", "They're very related. Chekov's gun is a specific instance of conservation of detail", "That's a world that serves the story properly. Some people instead try to sell their world as the story...", "Checkhov story short. Few word.", "> Someone forgot to tell George R. R. Martin...\n\nand hajime isayama", "Youre taking the phrase far too literally.", "Oh, yeah, remember the time when all those individual blades of grass near Tom Bombadil's house that were introduced to the viewers later released all their pollen and gave the Black Riders a really bad allergy.", "Yep. The anime is about 50 chapters behind the manga, and the manga releases at a rate of about 2 chapters per 3 weeks. Since there's not much wiggle room anymore, the anime usually covers 2/3rds of a chapter per week to match the release rate of the manga so it'll never \"run out\" of content. Sometimes they'll release filler arcs so they can better pace the upcoming content, and sometimes they'll have 6 minute recaps because they just don't have enough content to fill the episode with without being extraneous about wasting time. Earlier on they would have the infamous crazy long staring contests/attack preparation/reactions to a big attack, but imo they toned it down a decent amount.", "I mean that all depends on how you define short story, novelette, novella, and Novel. \n\nShort story: 500 to 17,000 words. Novelette: 7,500 to 25,000 words. Novella: 10,000 to 70,000 words. Novel: 50,000 words or more\n\nhttps://www.christopherfielden.com/short-story-tips-and-writing-advice/how-long-is-a-short-story.php", "Average American gun safety", "Martin also uses a lot of red herrings, and things are described from different perspectives by different characters / based on different traditions. A massive novel series is also different than a 3 stage play.", "He uses the opposite of the Chekhov gun principle so you never know who is going to die off unexpectedly and what might happen. I remember him introducing a knight for a full page once, details of his dress, his bearing and his linage. He was killed immediately afterwards.", "I think it's called budget cuts.", "It's not a vice for a story to reward attentive readers with the ability to anticipate future events. The alternative is a story filled with so much narrative detritus and misdirections that it's essentially impossible to guess anything. So readers just turn off their brains and go along for the ride.", "The other problem with his writing is that he clearly enjoys new characters the most, so there are many too many of those. It means instead of trying to bring all the strands to a close he adds them.", "Yep, that’s the joke", "Only a hack would let himself be subjugated by such definitions. Martin's short story is at 1.77 million words and counting.", "I was expecting another different gun to go off off screen and kill the appraiser.", "[Chekhov's Gun explained] (https://youtu.be/zQ1Feczm93A)", "lol, und woher würden Sie das wissen?", "Red herrings are a valid device. US literature and art is extremely different than Russian, and thank god for that.", "I've only read a little bit of the books, but the show had so much foreshadowing in it I thought it worked against the story.", "It's very similar in structure to a wkuk sketch yeah. Definitely an inspiration here", "I was waiting for a shot when the three dudes at the end were talking.", "You are right, the meaning behind Chekhov’s Gun isn’t that all guns must be shot but that everything mentioned in the story have a purpose. The joke here isn’t that they aren’t following this principle but that they aren’t following literally.", "Can't tell of this is a joke or...", "I think the difference is in how bad the audience wants the gun to go off. If you say a character “has a collection of guns on the wall.” That’s pretty broad and gives the audience some information on that character but doesn’t make it very specific. If you describe a gun in detail and make it semi-important, that means the audience expects it to come back in the only way they know a gun can. By shooting it.", "Fucking brilliant. Thought the fake outs would get old but they kept catching me off guard and his responses were always great", "I'm pretty sure these old guns need some kind of primer powder to fire anyway.", "ah yes, you mean a red herring, of course", "yes, it's a little intense, it shouldn't have to be fired per se, but it should contribute in much of the same way.", "I love these guys so much", "I believe that's Baldwin's First Theory.", "So many people use downvote as a way to disagree.\n\nDownvotes are supposed to bring down comments that don't contribute to the conversation.\n\nOh well.", "Thank.you for being the only person that actually read my comments. Haha.\n\nSo many people just see I'm not immediately just praising the video and assume it's because I don't understand it. Reddit", "Thanks for explaining! It's sadly also what makes most movies mostly predictable, if you see a gun in someone belt being focused, you know it's going to be used.", "Pretty sure it's Cunningham's Law", "is joke", "Aka the plot of oddtaxi", "Yeah, I'm sure it's called \"Pavlov's Gun\".\n\nIf you're holding a gun and hear a bell ring, somebody gets shot.", "no, that's when the writer calls attention to a trope. I think it's called phlebotinum", "Do trick!", "Honestly, that made the joke for me. It was a good skit and the icing on the cake was that they had the dedication to stick to the bit all the way through", "Put the quote into its context. Chekhov was a short story author, a *Russian* short story author, and notoriously lean even within that tradition. The doctrine that Chekhov's gun advocates shouldn't be applied to every story without reservation; it is first and foremost a guiding principle to the literary format that Chekhov hewed to.", "You should be able to tell.", "I feel like this is why movies based on a true story rarely reach the true heights of a good movie. Real life doesn't follow nice plot arcs...", "You start to see the faults in this principle. Chekhov's gun cannot be applied here, since the prophecy can have enormous influence on the story without it being fulfilled at all. The prophecy is not just a rifle, it is not a material thing that can go off or not. It can affect the minds and attitudes of the people involved without it coming true at all.\n\nThe prophecy can be false, but the people can belive in it regardless. How do you apply Chekhov's gun to something like that?", "No, that’s the guy who takes your blood samples in a hospital, I think it’s called Machiavellian.", "You are. The world is a simulation.", "This = America on so many levels.", "A communist carp", "We talking about one gun when GOT has like a armoury full of chekhov's guns, canons, mortars, missiles, nukes", "That was awesome", ":(", "And some say life is meaningless lol", "And I have doubles of every car. Except the Barracuda. I have triples of the Barracuda.", "If they could read, or did read the book, they'd be even more angry", "The argument is that long form stories do not necessarily need to adhere to Chekhov's gun, not that you need to be a short story writer to use the principle.", "What was the line? “We just kinda forgot” or something like that?", "Millions of years of evolution and we're still just apes who's prefrontal cortex is too small and adrenaline glands too big.", "Tolstoy's Pistol", "We really need to remind ourselves that Chekhov's gun is a principle, not a law.\n\nIt does not have to be adhered to 100% of the time all the time, and not following the principle doesn't automatically make you a bad writer, just like following the principle doesn't automatically make you a good writer.", "That was fucking fantastic!", "I clicked there to subscribe but it paused the video.", "We've already got Starbucks!", "Funnily enough, I learned this from the show Letterkenny lol", "Hasn't George said that prophecies in the books are basically bull shit that are vague enough to be applied to multiple characters and situations, just like irl prophecies, which basically makes them red herrings.", "The first scene of The Harder They Fall breaks this rule", "Amd yet the movie First Cow was huge.", "Ahhh this is why Lost was so disappointing", "Azor Ahai is not a rifle on the wall my dude, it's literally end-game foreshadowing/theory. There were hundreds of pieces to be set before we get to see that. Your context awareness is a bit off here.", "Was he promised to you?", "I wonder what Occam's razor would fetch at auction.", "Goddamnit. That video just gave me literary blueballs!", "This guy flintlocks", "Every James Bond film never fails to employ this.", "[Boat......](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUXE2uCkcKw&ab_channel=Cozzaronero)", "This is gold", "Wiener . Wiener wiener . Wiener wiener .", "Nice and soft, not erect", "But your example still complies with the principle. As you said, ornamental weapons can signal that the owner is loaded - therefore they were there for a reason. I never really took Chekov's gun 100% literally, more so as an example to not introduce details without any meaning/subtext behind them.", "Yes, once a trope becomes common, it then usually becomes subverted.", "George R.R. Martin's literary goal in life was to tell Anton Chekhov to go fuck himself with the most anti Chekhov series in existence.", "Dang I was sitting here thinking “you idiots, it’s obviously Joe from It’s Ok To Be Smart”\n\nThese guys all look super similar.", "Ahhh there's the reference I hoped to see lol", "Alternatively I thought he might go on to show all the details of the gun like he started too, then tell him it was worthless but the box was worth a lot.", "Woefully esoteric", "Haha maybe it's just a fantasy thing but they should keep the Chekhov's gun principle in mind when they describe every woman's boobs in exceedingly excruciating detail, for them to never be seen again", "I just finished reading All The the Pieces Matter: The Inside Story of The Wire. It's a fantastic book. If you're a fan of The Wire check them shits out.", "GRRM HEARS YOU, GRRM DONT CARE", "edging?", "That is such a clever premise.", "That gun is a very simple mechanism, if it was real it almost certainly would work assuming you had black powder and shot for it. You can find people all over youtube shooting old muskets and such.", "I think you should leave.", "https://youtu.be/IE9JYkM8Q1k", "> autobiographical account\n\nLet's be honest, it was mostly fiction.", "Here's the thing. The gun could never be fired. There's no flint in it. Yet I still got a heart attack every time it was pointed at someone at that bang went off. Really well done.", "Is that MTG Remy at the end though?!", "Thumbnail reminded me of Lester from GTAV", "For example, the gun at the Winchester pub in Sean of the dead.", "Sweet username. Looks like I got to it first", "Are we going to have a Baldwin’s Gun?", "The whole premise of the trope is that the gun must, at some point, be fired", "I liked briennes dead end.", "D&D forgot that for season 8, among other things.", "Anti-natalists", "At least you still have this https://www.reddit.com/r/OnePiece/comments/mbsv0n/one_piece_kai_a_quicker_and_fillerless_version_of/", "Antici...", "Yep 100% agree. Getting insight can be very important.", "Ah, I see you installed the \"Schlongs of Westeros\" mod", "Pete Best's snare drum was a nice touch.", "Modern version is \"Tarantino's flamethrower\"", "I'm currently rewatching The Wire and I've noticed this\n\nIt's great, no time is wasted in this show - it doesn't insult the viewer", "[Now to bring it full circle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvFwOLWyC8)", "It’s okay… Daenerys just kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet.", "The level of recoil from this sketch is unreal.", "Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis", "^Now ^I'm ^sad", "Pretty good tbh.\n\n“Ooh, I like this guy very much, can’t wait to see… never mind”", "That's a fairly consistent problem with epic fantasy, they'll introduce things that make for an exciting/intriguing mystery or tension early on, then kind of forget about them as the plot goes different directions over time. Sometimes they forget about them entirely, sometimes they're reminded of them at the end and cram in half-assed explanations.\n\nI've also just now realized I've basically described *Lost*.", "Not to be controversial, but this was something I loved about The Last Jedi. Movies get too formulaic for me, and having them constantly attempting plans that failed was both refreshing and more realistic.", "Next on Cinemax, boob dragons", "How many of you still had slight anxiety even knowing full well this is a comedy sketch?", "Plus the main actor looks and sounds almost exactly like Trevor.", "This video gave me lots and lots of anxiety.", "Why use many word!", "In horror movies it's really common and obvious. Whenever we get shown a machine or object that has the potential of grievous bodily harm you know someone will end up getting killed by it. One of the few exceptions are the Final Destination movies where they throw so many Chekhovs ordinary household objects at you that you have trouble guessing it right and in the end they get killed by something else entirely.", "No, that's a dark personality trait, I think it's called mocha macchiato.", "Sure, but you thought it was gonna pay off sooner", "Delightful", "That got dark", "I believe it's called the 2nd Amendment", "Chekovs gun doesn't have to be a gun.", "There's also this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiAeoqg0jlY&ab_channel=takerpunk", "Personally I've gotten tired of film/tv tropes where one character comes up with one goober/idea that happens to be the only thing that would work.\n\nI'd kill for a scene in a movie where they dedicate time to an idea and just turn around and say \"yep, no, won't work. Fuck\" then move on.", "Simulation confirmed", "Martin's Shotgun", "Hey, maybe the role of the gun hanging on the wall is to inform you that the owner of the house is the kind of person to have a gun hanging on the wall.", "😂😂😂😂😂", "Would have been a good throw if after all the fake shots the guy just shot someone for whatever reason.", "Also, it's a flint-lock. So even if it was loaded expertly just a couple seconds ago there's about a 1/20 chance it doesn't go off out of spite.\n\nAnd if it was loaded in the 19th century and left that way it's probably never going off again.", "Damon Lindelof essentially wipes his ass with Chekhov's Gun.", "As a firearm ages the question is less \"will it go off\" and more \"will it go off without taking my hand with it.\" \n\nCleaned, oiled, and loaded there's no reason to expect that the [Heilongjiang Hand Cannon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heilongjiang_hand_cannon) wouldn't go off, though there's a pretty good chance that the barrel would fail and the whole thing would blow apart in your hand.\n\nSide Note: The Heilongjiang Hand Cannon would be an excellent artifact for your next DND campaign.", "Not saying you're wrong, but it's an amusing statement, since GRRM is a short story writer. By far the most of what he writes are short stories.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_R._R._Martin#Bibliography", "Yup. Original powder wouldn't work (gunpowder is extremely sensitive to moisture, and even sealed behind a bullet would deteriorate over 150 years) and there's a risk the barrel's integrity was no good but overall there's no reason you couldn't theoretically shoot it after proper inspection. \n\nThe big problem is it's missing a flint. There should be a rock wedge in the jaws on the hammer.", "Me and the wife started watching The Leftovers, and I started getting annoyed by the lack of payoff. I googled the creator and instantly yelled **\"MOTHERFUCKER!!!\"**. Now I research the writer/creator of any show before I take time to watch it.", "Of course the ideal situation is the perfect story with the perfect ending. But if it had to pick between a great journey without an end or a bad ending, I would pick the former. A bad ending just kind of sours everything that came before it.", "It has to be used though yeah?", "Yes, I believe that's why he acknowledged the irony.", "Even though I knew it was a bit... my anxiety was out the roof the whole freaking clip.", "These people never Wheel of Time-d", "I swear I thought these were the whitest kids you know until the end. Funny as hell.", "You should never keep a loaded owner in the home.", "Part of what made Breaking Bad so good was that they largely adhered to this principle, for both plot and character.", "Tolkien's crossbow if I'm not mistaken.", "And Tolkien. I swear to god he described the colors of trees for 7 pages.", "However the Sopranos was notorious for introducing plot points that never paid off.", "In fact, a lot of fantasy writers have a tendency of making their novels needlessly long.\n\n[\"If less is more then just think how much more 'more' would be!\"](https://youtu.be/9WGOzIVoICY)", "I've missed this. Thank you.", "Ok, that's just trolling...", "Huh, this is kind of unexpected, these guys did a sketch in a skate setting and if actually seems they are skateboarders? \n\nhttps://youtu.be/8kd_KmH8ez0\n\nI'm guessing they came out of that background then.", "I think it stops being Chekhov's Gun when it becomes a red herring.", "We must never forget [the chair](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg7AfMQ_J5Y) from Critical Role campaign 2.", "What would the shortest short story be like?\n\nOne word.\n\n\"Dead.\"", "It's called world building and its a very important part of story telling.", "Wearing Red hats! The best hats!", "Apparently this is more the tv show than the book about showing things and then not resolving. Other than he stopped writing a series with unresolved story lines in 2011", "What about cars fucking dragons? Can't leave /r/carsfuckingdragons out of this.", ">The point of Chekhov’s gun isn’t necessarily to avoid red herrings, but to avoid pointless details\n\nIt’s both. He literally wrote in a letter to another playwright that “it’s wrong to make promises you don’t mean to keep” in reference to Chekhov’s Gun. It avoids pointless details but the main purpose of doing that is to keep the audience from focusing on irrelevant parts of the story.", "Cute.", "You know, I have to say I've never been a huge fan of stories like A Song of Ice & Fire. By that I mean stories where there is no clear, singular protagonist and the tale focuses on an ensemble cast. With each character doing something different in another part of the world. And sometimes their paths intertwine. It feels more like a soap opera than a traditional novel. \n\nI prefer stories with a strong narrative \"core.\" Where all the characters orbit around said core. Like The Lord of the Rings, for example. Lots of characters & locations but we never forget that the core of the story is getting that damn ring to Mount Doom.", "Yah, it's called world building and it's an important part of story telling. Every book would be a one page essay without it. \n\nGame of Thrones: A bunch of narcissists fight over the world’s most uncomfortable chair.\n\nDune: Entitled rich kid slowly discovers the Universe actually does revolve around him.\n\nLord of the rings: Some hobbits, men, elves, dwarves, and a wizard have to destroy a ring to prevent a dictator and reclaim the throne of men.\n\nDon't want to throw in any of those unnecessary details.", "All of that food was eaten. Every scrap", "Or is a commentary on prophets", "The funny little detail is the champange bottle in the sketch is a bottle of \"Советское шампанское\" (\"Soviet Champange\"). It's a brand of sparkling wine that was sold in the Soviet Union as the only brand to substitute original champange wines and other international brands of sparkling wine (because no import from the West was allowed). Still being sold in domestic markets of post-Soviet countries under this name. I wonder where they got one.", "> tired of waiting on George R. R. Martin\n\nI'm not tired. I've given up waiting.\n\nLove ALL Brandon Sanderson, The Expanse novels, and Joe Abercrombie, The First Law novels", "It's a literary concept that can be applied to anything. The rifle was an example.", "I said 150 year old black powder. As in its been sitting in the pistol for 150 years.", "on a serious note Brandon Sanderson is awesome if you're waiting on George R. R. Martin", "Yes, he made the comparison to irl prophecies him self. But I wouldn't expect the book prophecies to go anywhere significant.", "Good ol' Trotsky's Hammer.", "It’s also a dramatic principle. There’s a whole other level to this spoof.", "Just subscribed. That sketch was amazing.", "I believe that’s called a catch 22 caliber", "I am yet to find a 600+ page novel that doesn't have SOME sort of pacing issues or bloat.", "And sometimes it's included for absolutely no reason whatsoever, like the shot of the screw after Sae-byeok climbed through the vents. They never returned to it at all, as a red herring or otherwise.", "This is so well done", "Serious WKUK vibes", "The example I always think of was an episode early on in Breaking Bad, when they were cooking Meth in the RV out in the desert. Walt asked Jesse to put the key somewhere safe, and he put it in ignition, the camera made a close up shot of the key going in and otherwise made the pacing of the episode a little weird.\n\nObviously as it turns out, that key in the ignition drained the battery which lead to the main plot of the episode.", "\"Further, everything mentioned in the exposition of the story, or leading up to the final comment, should all point towards one outcome, that of course being comparing something to Hitler\" - Reddit", "Act* not chapter", "Oh, I guess I imagined the word 'pistol' in there after 'black powder', my bad.", "It can't be hanging there to perhaps indicate some background for the character like \"he is probably a hunter because he has hunting rifle on a wall\". It has to fire. That's a principle. Sure, you can still paint a picture of the character, but you can't do it simply to make the world or the character feel richer, with facets you don't necessary see very well as a viewer, yet still get an indication that they exist.", "This is a term I’ve heard maybe once in real life but 1000 times on reddit", "Really just a /r/writingprompt that got a little out of hand", "Nah dog you're good lol, have a killer day", "You’ll have to reword that response, I’m not sure I understood any of what you were trying to say.\n\nAre you saying that the principle is *literally* “if there’s a gun in the scene, it has to fire”? Because if you are, that is very far from what the rule is about.", "me gusta su traje", "True, true. I think it's wiser to come up with the concept for your story first and then build the world around that. \n\nAnd not every novel needs to be a soap opera where every character has their own independent story.", "We need a bot that does this to comments.", "Worldbuilding can certainly be overdone in a novel imo. There's a difference between showing context and info dumping.", "I’m not a gun person but the absolute disregard for gun safety as part of the bit made me insanely nervous. Fully aware it’s not actually loaded, still nervous.", "No, the principle is that the details have to be necessary to the story, and my example is simply an example that uses same basis as the original example used to illustrate the point. \n\nHinting at facets of the world or characters that really don't have anything to do with the story itself, aren't necessary or even connected to other things in any way, can be something beneficial to include, yet it violates Chekhov's gun. Chekhov's gun was never a rule for a good writing. It, as a principle, is a tool, that has it's advantaged and disadvantages when applied, and you should use this tool when it's beneficial for your work, which isn't always.", "There's a lot of book to analyze, he uses both, and many other tropes.", "Nah. Brandon Sanderson writes huge stories without fluff. It's fully possible, just GRRM doesn't do it. In some ways it keeps you guessing about what's important, but even then I rarely see anything coming with Sanderson.", "That's not Chekov. Chekov writing isn't that concise. That right there is Raymond Carver.", "Is that the six flags guy?", "One might readily say they are different kinds of stories given the amount of detail, how they are read, how information is presented, and what you expect from the writing. Sheer volume is not the only thing that makes a story type, this is all intrinsically linked to the genre to at least some extent. You wouldn't expect a noire story to present information in the same way as game of thrones, for an extreme example.", "Which backstory do you have in mind? Walt is probably the biggest storyline that was abandoned, which kind of suck, but they had issue with the kid actor growing up too fast. \n\nFor the most part, everything has been addressed one way or the other.", "Original YouTube video made with hard work and dedication: 5200 likes\n\nRandom Reddit link to said video posted in 20 seconds: 8500+ likes", "Ive always thought it was weird that one or two chapters were specified, ive always enjoyed when stories call back to a detail that was referenced a long while back.", "\"It's okay Steven\"....had me laughing...", "It's not meant to be that literally. Those descriptions already serve a purpose to flesh out the world as you said, and don't fall in that category.\n\nChekhovs Gun describes events where the emphasis is put on one person or object, which never manifest later on. It's more akin a red herring, an abandoned plot devices, or something similar.", "I mean... how did dragons evolve if they weren't fucking each other?", "God for 2 second I thought that was Trevor Moore. Now I’m sad :(\n\nBrilliant fucking skit though.", ">And if it was loaded in the 19th century and left that way it's probably never going off again.\n\nNot true, actually. Black powder isn't corrosive until it's been burned, so you could empty the old powder and reload the gun and it would be fine.\n\nThere are plenty of >200-year-old flintlocks that are still in working order. If it's been sitting loaded the whole time that means it wasn't being used, so the parts weren't being worn out.", "Hilarious", "Holy shit I just made this exact comment. Fuckin hell… what a hilarious guy.", "The concept ruins so many mystery shows for me. If someone has a speaking role, they paid extra money for that so that person has a very high chance of being the killer even though they might not seem like it now.", "Since there was only one chapter, it's merely unresolved but not out of compliance", "Brilliant.", "Clever on so many levels.", "No that's a tough Spanish man who likes pain.\n\nI think it is called moment mori.", "Was he killed by Victarion? Because I’m pretty sure I remember this.\n\nI love that though. You get a page of backstory on how great and honorable the knight is, you get the feeling that he is a real character inhabiting this world. It’s world building and showing that the people fighting aren’t just faceless “bad guys.” \n\nThen Victarion probably cut him in half with an axe.", "Fair. In my experience the people who leave a charge in their firearm are also the ones who don't clean it but I guess that was probably less true when black powder firearms were your only option rather than a hobbiest toy.", "> The downside to this has always been that it's hard to surprise the reader when your story is so tight that every last element is being utilized effectively.\n\nThe true skill is for the \"setup\" to have multiple functions; one is the setup, the other can for instance be character development. Then it's not so obvious that the setup will be used later.", "The appraiser said it was in excellent condition, so that's how we know it was well cleaned while still in use", "I don’t know why, but I wasn’t expecting so many gay dragons.", "Forget that, I'm packing Dostoevsky's 12-gauge", "It's a good example because of how specific the gadgets almost always are. I like to think Bond has a drawer somewhere in his house full of pointless gadgets he never got to use.", "Well that makes the video significantly funnier.", "THAT WASN'T ON THE NAPKIN OF DEMANDS", "I believe you're thinking of Brontë's Blunderbuss.", "I think Uncut Gems plays with a similar concept. There's cinematic emphasis on several high risk scenarios that don't really come to fruition.", "Yup.\n\nIf somebody coughs in a TV show or movie, they're basically dead.", "He definitely works better with hard editors and timelines.", "Oh my god. This is the best video ever. I'm saving this.", "Hmm very stupid.", "Show us where the black powder hurt you..", "If you think about it, in a way, Tatu's all the things she said is a checkov's gunman song.", "Completely agree", "That’s fair", "And winter is coming too!", "It's like how most fake plants can be spotted by their lack of anything imperfect. Brown or torn leaves, broken stems, etc. We love to create idealized facsimiles.", "Sums up the state of America.", "The guy on the left could be the chill younger brother of Abraham H. Parnassus.", "What a savings.", "Why do you say that?", "Is the appraiser 22 or 72?", "Part of that is the faulty narrator. Each section is through a specific characters eyes, and as such they may not see the gun someone setup. Events like the Red wedding become obvious in hind sight because we can reassess the situation through someone else's viewpoint.", "It's actually from Hemmingway\n\n\"For sale: baby shoes, never worn.\"", "Interesting! My understanding is he never used outlines, calling himself a gardener writer.\n\nSeems he likes starting stories but not finishing them.", "He's done OK. D&D just fucked it up because they wanted to fuck off and work on star wars. So naturally they just rushed the plot along and dropped some story lines for convenience. They created one of the greatest shows history will ever know and will only be remembered for how they fucked it up because they wanted to hurry up and get it over with.", "Brando Sando spending pages telling you the different denominations of the local currency is akin to GRRM spending pages describing food. Neither is at all crucial for the plot, but both are necessary for the feelings and styles they are respectively aiming for.\n\nNeither is \"fluff\", but at the same time neither is strictly necessary, so might annoy some readers.", "Tony's Gabagool", "It's odd that in the story, there is a literal chekov's gun (the firearm), and a whole host of literary chekov's guns (the balloons, drum, etc, all are essentially hanging on the wall in the background, and all have a purpose in the piece).\n\nSo in this case, chekov's gun was a balloon.", "I was hoping in the after shot they would just randomly shoot it! I waited till the last second lol. Disappointed", "ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS, Squid Game?\n\nThey listened to nothing.", " Brutal lol", "So.... A Maoist Mudskipper?", "Boy wait until the news reaches Tolkien.", "And my axe!", "B O A T", "J.J. Abrahms too. Still waiting to find out what is up with the polar bear from the first season of LOST.", "That actually would have been great. Now they need to do a series of roadshow parodies and in the last one someone gets shot out of nowhere.", "I love that this is funny even if you don't understand the reference", "Couldn’t a gun on a wall intimidate and affect the mindset of a character without it ever being wielded or fired?", "Yeah, I wouldn't call the brain tumor a red herring. It is more of a misdirection or subverted trope, to borrow from TV tropes. He's the last person to vote so you think to yourself, \"of course he's gonna vote yes,\" but then he votes no and suddenly there's a new kink in the plot.", "Are Will and Alec not friends any more?", "I suppose it's easier to hide such details in a visual medium like a movie or a comic.", "He is well aware of it and uses it proficiently with massive amounts of foreshadowing, but to keep it from being obvious as to what the \"guns\" are, he includes a liberal amount of red herrings.", "Yeah \"world building\" is a big red flag to me. There's a meme about how other people's dreams are boring. I often think that applies nearly directly to world building. Whoop-de-doo you sat around and wrote down your day dreams. That's just table stakes for writing, not something to write home about or praise an author for. How about some actual craftsmanship? Can we get some of that?", "That box is far too small for the gun to fit in. Immersion ruined!", "Was there a parallel to prisoners working together like the ants later in the story?", "The real absurdity in this sketch is the $80k price tag.", "Well there you go. Sounds perfectly plausible. But it's important to understand that the principle of Chekhov's gun is more about the object described and presented being relevant to the story somehow, like you just exemplified.", "Even knowing it was a joke they broke every single gun safety rule & it made me squirm so bad", "In modern writing theory this idea actually isn’t focused on as much for two primary reasons. First, people read *way* more than they used to, and more savvy readers are aware of the common tropes more often. So red-herrings become important tot he story. \n\nAdditionally, sci-fi and fantasy genres with their heavy focus on world building and discovery means people *want* to read about details not necessarily relevant to the plot.\n\nChekhov’s gun is still taught, but often with a twist. That if you’re going to use a gun to solve a problem in the 3rd act, you must introduce the gun in the 1st act. You can’t invent solutions to your characters problems on the spot (deus ex machina is another term for this).", "Can't wait to see how much Occums Razor goes for", "[Their actual YouTube channel](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcNMM8-MBjv7XbI_K-hVIvQ)", "reminds me a bit of WKUK. \n\nRIP Trevor.", "I was thinking of this watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban how they [randomly have a passed out adult man ](https://youtu.be/NQ6-h2zeBfg) in their compartment on the Hogwarts Express lol. They didn’t even try to make it look like anything but a jack-in-the-box ready to pop at any moment just like OP’s skit.\n\nObviously this works much better in a book where a detail can be forgotten over many pages rather than a movie where it’s in your face the entire time.\n\nBy the way am I the only one who thinks the first two HP movies are brilliant fantastical mystery movies with the rest being mediocre (as movies not stories in general).", ">And not every novel needs to be a soap opera where every character has their own independent story.\n\nOh good lord this aswell.\n\nI want to discover my character and shape them through play. Like a real person growing through their life.\n\nIf I wanted to write a backstory for the GM to weave into the narrative or have a dedicated episode to the char's development, I'd write a goddamn novel.\n\nOf course a bit of prodding is allowed, but my character shall be characterized by his actions, not what we say.", "I think not firing it makes the skit better. Keep subverting expectations all the way through.", "You joke, but I would love to go back to the days of South Park ripping on game of thrones and it being successful. If South Park did that now all they could take are cheap shots at shitty tv and that’s beneath them. I want the dragons on their way again.", "Rust", "I read all the books in 2012 and have been anxiously waiting for this next one for nearly 10 years. So for me they still are coming🙃. That tv show crashed and burned so heres to the books actually coming🤞", "u/AlecBaldwinOfficial is that you", "George \"we do a little bit of trolling\" R.R. Martin", "The way around that is to give the elements other plausible story reasons to be there.", "This is why it was good, it made the world seem natural and interesting why the 'unpredicatbility' Increased tension. Then they ruined it by abiding by Chekhov's gun when it went off the booms", "I've seen that example before too. The original Taking of Pelham 123 (still the best version) has one of the hostage takers (Martin Balsam) sneeze due to a cold which Walter Matthau's character hears over the radio (Gesundheit). At the very end of the movie Balsam sneezes one more time which Matthau overhears and he again responds with \"Gesundheit\" and a \"You're Caught\" look on his face. It's such a brilliant ending that was never re-used in the remakes.", "I think it was in The Hedge Knight, but it was a good few years ago now.", "For sure. I loved the books. Season 1 of the show got me into reading the books and I read 1-4 in a breeze. 5 was a bit rough I need to go back and try it again. I felt lost. But maybe that was because I don’t like how I could read it and be unfinished.", "Literature majors must be laughing their asses off at this skit, the rest of us are like 'it would be funnier if it fired'.", "10 days into NNN.", "Watch the \"like and subscribe\" BS at the end. Until then, I thought it was WKUK, but it's obviously not.", "Had to award you for finding this and providing me with the longest gut laughs I've had in too long a time.", "I know for book 1-3 he had a general outline of the plot and plan, I’m just never sure how detailed it was supposedly", "'Lost' is probably the worst offender in history of this principle.", "Yep!", "This is top SNL level skit. Well done", "Had me in the first half. Not gonna lie.", "I thought it was Molotov's Gun.\n\nIf you show a gun in the first act, it must explode into flames in the third.", "da", "Rust", "A sub-point I think is that it's about what draws the attention. \n\nIf your story takes place at a hunting lodge, a gun on the wall would be a throw-away detail, and there would be no audience investment in there being a gun on the wall and a story about a hunting lodge with a gun on the wall wouldn't break the principle even if the gun never went off.\n\nIf your story however takes place at an elementary school... and yet there's a gun on the wall... the audience will naturally be invested in that detail and if you put it in without any defined purpose in the story, you've just distracted the audience from what (probably) the story is about. \n\nIn essence it's \"Don't put things that draw your audience's attention without having a good reason to.\".", "They like guns", "This is precisely why I stopped reading the books. Every few pages he describes in meticulous detail what feast the characters are eating and how it was prepared. Fucking. Boring. More killing!", "It's really not a gun joke. It's a literature joke.", "What?", "Written word as an art form", "[nothing good ever happens in a parking garage](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParkingGarage)\n\nThe mundane act of retrieving one’s car is wasted screen time in most movies. So any time you see a character in a parking garage, expect plot development. \n\nSame vibe as the coughing in a movie theater. Mundane details are rarely worth the cost and time to include.", "Checkov's Phaser", "So what about introducing an ornamental weapon that doesn't imply tbe owner is wealthy but simply as an effect that the owner likes weapons? Let's say other weapons have been introduced beforehand. As such this ornamental gun serves no purpose other than to add to the scene which would also work without the ornamental weapon.", "He had style", "Why 10k upvotes? It’s moderately amusing at best. Is it just 10 thousand people going “oh I get the reference ahaha it’s only for smart people haha, brilliant!”", "As a manga reader mainly, this is what put me off anime. Bleach was the worst offender with some horrible filler arc and drawn out bullshit. I guess Dragon Ball too with the fights lasting episodes of grunting.\n\nMuch better are the animes made after the manga is finished, or at least after an arc is finished.", "I recently gave the audiobooks a try as I got bored of the lord of the rings books some years ago. Sometimes it can be quite relaxing to listen to a almost completely (storywise) useless trek in the woods with Tom Bombadil and descriptions of his surroundings. A nice little sleep it gave me on the plane, and when I woke up it seemed I missed absolutely nothing!", "Gogol's thermonuclear warhead", "How did you so completely misunderstand what I wrote? Do you actually not understand why the balloons etc. are NOT Chekov's guns? It has nothing to do with them not being literal guns. It's because they are items that actually have a use in the story. They are the exact opposites of a Chekov's gun.\n\nThis all applies to u/wolfram42 above who seems to think every detail in the skit is a Chekov's gun. Sheesh.", "Do you not know what a Checkov's gun is? If a gun is shown in act 1 it is fired in act 3. In the opening scenes you see balloons and a snare drum. They are then used as part of the plot. And no I didn't point out every detail, just those two details.\n\nCheckov's gun always has a use in the story. It is the whole premise behind it. The irony here is that the literal pistol here is never actually fired despite it being called a Checkov's gun.\n\nI really am curious to know what you think a Checkov's gun is supposed to be.", "Should've just posted the rewrite and nothing else, joke would've hit a bit better imo.\n\nAlso \"In Chekhov's short stories every word matters.\" can further shorten it.\n\nChekhov's short stories need be concise.\n\nChekhov's short stories favor brevity.\n\nEtc.", "Well fuck, that's one way to find out he died.", "> We really need to remind ourselves that Chekhov's gun is a principle\n\nSpecifically it is a principle of *good writing*. Not following it actually is a sign of bad writing.", "Technically, even if the gun *did* fire it wouldnt be Chekhov's Gun, because that refers to details. He said a gun mentioned hanging on the wall in chapter 1 ought to be fired in chapter 2 or 3, otherwise it shouldn't be mentioned hanging there. In this case the gun isn't a detail, it is the specific subject of the work.", "r/videos sucks for interesting videos. Most bingewatchable content is removed when posted. Its sad. Sorting in the new queue you might get lucky.", "When are they going to get to the fireworks factory???", "You have the idea right, but you're labeling things backwards. Chekhov's point was if the rifle is not fired in a later act, it should be removed from the story. You don't label everything in a story with a purpose a 'Chekhov's gun'. You would end up with a list of everything except the one item that didn't need to be there. Chekhov's gun is actually more of a test to see if an item should be left out of a story.\n\nAnd ironically,\n\n>the literal pistol here is never actually fired despite it being called a Chekhov's gun.\n\nis exactly what I replied to your post. The underlying joke of the skit is that the literal Chekhov's gun is not only never fired, but labeling it Chekhov's gun serves no purpose, other than to be a self-referencing joke.", "No. Not necessarily.", ">other than to be a self-referencing joke.\n\nSo you get it then?", "Yes, necessarily. The preponderance of details that add nothing to the plot, nothing to the understanding of characters and their arcs and nothing to the examination of the theme of the story - which is, I remind you, what Chekhov's Gun actually refers to - IS a quality of bad writing.\n\nThe more there is, the worse the writing is.", "Since you get it now, you know that the gun not being fired makes it a 'Cekhovs gun' and that's the joke. The other items are not, but that doesn't have anything to with them being actual guns or not, and I never said it did. I hope things are a little clearer for you now.", "Subverting expectations.", "Yes but what your doing there is showing that the gun is just one of many things that imply the owner is loaded. If that gun is the only thing in the room with two actors, you better believe it needs to go off.", "It's all about anticipation I think. If you introduce something that the audience is going to want to see, then you better show it.\n\nI like the example of \"summoning\" horror movies like Cabin In The Woods or Evil Dead. We all want to get a look at that big baddie before the heroes kill it.", "Dude you are explaining what everyone else already understands. It's literally the joke of the skit. Idk why you're so up in arms about it.", "This is a tomb. Lex is in there.", "Up in arms? What are you talking about? Was your 'Chekhovs gun doesnt have to be a gun\" just trolling then? Because everyone knows that too, but you felt the need to talk down? Make your last snarky post if you like. I'm out.", "Bro, we're just an advanced encryption method for a more advanced form of life, wtf you talking about? \nThat dragonporn is the meaning of life.", "What I'm gathering is that you *expected* dragon vaginas?", "I mean, not *exclusively*, just more I guess", "I don’t think you understand the rule, friend. The whole purpose of the principle is to avoid misleading the audience with unnecessary detail. In referencing the rule to another playwright, Chekhov literally said “it is wrong to make promises you don’t keep” which indicates that exact intent. Chekhov was well aware that descriptive details are necessary for a story — I mean, he was an accomplished writer — it’s ridiculous to infer that *all* detail isn’t allowed other than detail used to describe things that would be used later. Its even more ridiculous to believe that the rule isn’t for good writing, because it’s not a rule if you can pick and choose where you use it. It necessarily *has* to hold true for the entirety.\n\nI’m afraid whoever taught you the rule was far too literal in their interpretation. It might be worth reading up on it again.", "Each time I read about that particular subject, I can't help but think of the movie Funny games of Michael Haneke. Mid movie he shows us a knife which let you believe it'll have some kind of importance later on. Ultimately you see it again at the end but it was pointless. Love that movie.", "> The preponderance of details that add nothing to the plot\n\nThat is Chekhov's gun.\n\n> nothing to the understanding of characters and their arcs and nothing to the examination of the theme of the story\n\nThat is not.\n\nChekhov's gun says nothing about themes or understanding characters. At all.", "The kind of detail I described is clearly beyond the line of what's \"necessary\", yet can be beneficial. Unless you describe every beneficial part as \"necessary\" for the art you're writing, but in that case, the principle becomes a simple tautology \"don't write bad writing\". \n\n>Its even more ridiculous to believe that the rule isn’t for good writing, because it’s not a rule if you can pick and choose where you use it. It necessarily has to hold true for the entirety.\n\nNowhere did I say that you choose when to apply the rule within a single work multiple times. You choose to apply the rule per work. Or rather, if you change your mind later (with a particular work), you weight it with full awareness you're breaking the rule for the work as a whole, with all negatives that potentially causes.\n\nAre you familiar with Bechedel test? It's used as an indicator of sexism in stories. Yet, passing it doesn't mean the story is non-sexist, and not passing it doesn't mean the story is sexist. It gives you a picture, but an incomplete picture. It's a good tool, when you know how to use it (this test is specifically primarily beneficial when comparing what % of works pass it, especially when compared to % of reverse-bechedel test), but it's never a deciding factor when judging individual work's sexism. Similar thing applies to Chekhov's gun and many other rules/principles/lens/frameworks.\n\n>I’m afraid whoever taught you the rule was far too literal in their interpretation. It might be worth reading up on it again.\n\nAgain, I'm using \"gun\" example (example being the key word) because it's the same one Chekhov used, and that servers as a springboard for my argument. \n\nI also literally went to wiki after this comment, and guess what\n\n> Ernest Hemingway mocked the principle in his essay \"The Art of the Short Story\", giving the example of two characters that are introduced and then never mentioned again in his short story \"Fifty Grand\". Hemingway valued inconsequential details, but conceded that readers will inevitably seek symbolism and significance in these inconsequential details.[5] Other writers have noted that too much emphasis on the principle can make a story predictable and leave it colorless\n\nSeems like Hemingway and many other writers also \"misunderstood\" the rule.", "Hemingway didn’t misunderstand the rule. Hemingway just liked describing things that didn’t matter in the context of the story. Hemingway wasn’t a bad writer, he just didn’t follow the rule.\n\nIn fact, he understood the rule far better than you do. Did you even read the quote you posted?\n\n>but conceded that readers will inevitably seek symbolism and significance in these inconsequential details\n\nThat’s exactly what Chekhov’s Gun is intended to avoid and it’s exactly what I’ve been saying the rule is about. You’re only proving yourself wrong the more you speak. \n\nSince that’s the only point that matters, I’m not even going to address the rest of your comment. I don’t know what stake you have in spreading false information but if it’s to protect your damaged ego then you really need to understand that ignorance isn’t a fault, it’s only a problem if you refuse to do anything about it.", "Okay, but dogs *can* look up.", "> Hemingway wasn’t a bad writer, he just didn’t follow the rule.\n\nThat's literally the thing I'm claiming though? That's my point. That the rule is not a \"good writing rule\", it's just a rule that leads to specific style of writing being better when it follows the rule. \n\n\nIt's something you should decide whether to use or not, based on whether it fits the kind of writing you want your work to be. Hemingway is an example where the writer (rightly) judged it doesn't fit his works.\n\n>but conceded that readers will inevitably seek symbolism and significance in these inconsequential details\n\nYes, and that again proves my point. Despite the fact that breaking rule has these (potentially) negative consequences, Hemingway decided to break it anyways, again proving that it's just a tool that has some advantages/disadvantages when followed and different ones when broken. It's not a rule to be blindly followed, that always lead to better writing.", "That is true... It is sort of like George Lucas tends to do his best work when he has hard constraints and creative challenges he has to work through. Some people have to work against or through limits to do their best while others do worse in the same situation.", "I never said it was the only rule you should follow if you want good writing. You’re the one making this claim. *I’ve* said that it’s an all or nothing rule, not that it has to be followed by every writer ever. \n\nI’ve also said that you misunderstand the rule. And you do. Your original claim was:\n\n>No, the principle is that the details have to be necessary to the story\n\nand\n\n>hinting at facets of the world or characters…[isn’t] necessary…[and] it violates Chekhov’s Gun\n\nWhich is flat wrong, and the quote I provided from Chekhov, and the one you provided from Hemingway, proves that the only intention for the rule is to avoid misleading the audience. That’s it. \n\nYou’re over here inventing strawmen and arguing circles and it has nothing to do with any points I’ve made, nor does it prove your claims.\n\nI’m done entertaining this any more, and honestly I shouldn’t have to begin with. You were proven wrong from the get-go and now everything I say will be met with some flimsy excuse and another shifted goalpost because you can’t just admit you were wrong. That’s not my problem, solve it yourself.", "The Texan Tale?", "[Quote me where the word \"plot\" occurs in these quotes from the man himself about what the \"gun\" is or isn't in his metaphor.](https://i.imgur.com/EjVugLA.png)\n\nOr we can save even more time and you can explain why you feel that \"everything that has ... relevance to the story\" can't possibly refer to themes or understanding of characters - or for that matter why you felt you needed to talk about things you couldn't even be bothered to look up first.", "Neat, you found the Wikipedia article.\n\nYou are basing the entirety of your argument on that first sentence there, while ignoring literally everything else. I mean I don't know what to tell you, but his words are right there in that Wikipedia-screenshot of yours. Three times he very explicitly uses the same example. Which is, shockingly, a plot device.\n\nChekhov's gun does not apply to Tolkien describing landscapes for three pages at a time (even though that does have significance to the theme of the story), and it never did. But apparently you seem to think it does, and that's kinda weird.\n\nAlso, since you've read the Wikipedia article: People far greater than you have criticized or outright mocked Chekhov's gun and people who follow it religiously, and you know it.", "you could even say second whitest kids you know", "> You are basing the entirety of your argument on that first sentence there, while ignoring literally everything else. \n\nQuote me where Chekhov says his metaphor only applies to plot, and explicitly excludes any other aspects of storytelling, then. Until then you're just masturbating.", "I'd say the part where the one and only example he ever used was an explicit plot device should be a hint for you.\n\nAnd then there's the part where every person who ever interpreted his words - including Ernest Hemingway and many other well known authors - interpreted them that way, and not in your way. That might be a second hint.\n\nCan you explain to me how Tolkien describing landscapes adheres to Chekhov's gun? Because boy am I looking forward to that explanation.", "> I'd say the part where the one and only example \n\n>And then there's the part where every person\n\nOkay, so now we've reached the point where you know you fucked up and are now having to resort to out-and-out made-up bullshit. How disappointing.\n\nHere is the man again:\n\n>\"Remove everything that has no relevance to the story. If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.\"\n\nCan you quote me where the word \"plot\" occurs in that statement, or explain why \"Everything that has no relevance\" is a phrase that only applies to plots and not every and any other aspect of storytelling?\n\nPreferably without vague allusions to authorities whose supposed attitudes you're relying upon... even though you can't actually provide any quotes or evidence of any kind to support the claims you're saying they make.", "> or explain why \"Everything that has no relevance\" is a phrase that only applies to plots and not every and any other aspect of storytelling?\n\nBecause the example used is a plot device? And not just once, but every single time he explained this principle?\n\n> Preferably without vague allusions to authorities whose supposed attitudes you're relying upon... even though you can't actually provide any quotes or evidence of any kind to support the claims you're saying they make.\n\nMy man, you read the same Wikipedia article that I have. You read the part about Hemingway. You know exactly where the source for that can be found.\n\nAt this point you're just being dumb on purpose to win an internet argument.\n\nStill waiting for you to explain to me how Tolkien's writing about landscapes adheres to Chekhov's gun.", "> Because the example used is a plot device? \n\nSo lemme get this straight. Someone says \"Remove everything that has no relevance\" and uses a plot device as an example of ONE of the things subject to that advice and you in your wisdom have decided that the example is the only thing being referred to?\n\nI'm impressed: You're actually broadcasting that you don't understand what either a metaphor or an example means.\n\nAgain: Can you explain why \"Everything that has no relevance\" is a phrase that only applies to plots and not every and any other aspect of storytelling?\n\n>My man, you read the same Wikipedia article that I have.\n\nYes, except that I didn't misread the reference to Hemingway and decide to use it as the crux of my argument.\n\nCan you explain why \"Everything that has no relevance\" is a phrase that only applies to plots and not every and any other aspect of storytelling?\n\n>At this point you're just being dumb on purpose to win an internet argument.\n\nNo, that's just something you're having to tell yourself because you've put yourself in the unfortunate position of having to reject an actual quote from Chekhov in favour of the made-up quoteless imagined attitudes of random authors that you believe support your argument.\n\nAnd yet here we are - with you unable to even quote them, let alone explain away why the one authority who actually exists explicitly rejects your interpretation of his words.", "> So lemme get this straight. Someone says \"Remove everything that has no relevance\" and uses a plot device as an example of ONE of the things subject to that advice and you in your wisdom have decided that the example is the only thing being referred to?\n\nIf he uses that example once? No.\n\nIf he uses that example *every single time* he talks about the concept? Yes, then I might get an inkling that that is, indeed, what he is talking about.\n\nBut hey, apparently me, Hemingway, various authors and literally every single other person in this entire post with 700 comments got it all wrong!\n\n> Again: Can you explain why \"Everything that has no relevance\" is a phrase that only applies to plots and not every and any other aspect of storytelling?\n\nMostly because I have no fucking idea how this concept is supposed to apply to concepts like \"themes\".\n\nSo please, great master, explain this to me, stupid person that I am.\n\nHow do you use Chekhov's gun on a theme of a story, exactly?", "> If he uses that example every single time he talks about the concept?\n\nSo lemme get this straight. Someone says \"Remove everything that has no relevance\" and uses a plot device as an example of ONE of the things subject to that advice and you in your wisdom have decided that he used the metaphor of a loaded gun not because it's a simple and effective way to get the concept across, but because he wanted people to know that he was only talking about a physical object used as a plot device and ONLY physical objects used as plot devices. And that people should ignore the part where he literally said \"remove everything that has no relevance\".\n\nThat's funny on it's own, but what really puts this over the top is the confidence you're stating that he uses the example \"every time\", when you couldn't even be bothered to notice that there are only two direct quotes of him using this example that you know of - and the second one was, yes, a metaphor - referring to a monologue. Not a gun. Not an object. Not a plot device. But simply extraneous words.\n\nOh and the other quote started with the aforementioned \"Remove everything that has no relevance\".\n\nSo the question is now: Why are you working so hard to look so dumb?\n\n>But hey, apparently me, Hemingway, various authors and literally every single other person in this entire post with 700 comments got it all wrong!\n\nNo, that's just you, since Hemingway never interpreted Chekhov's words in that way, and you only think he does because you cannot read the single sentence you're using to make this huge point, let alone the essay it comes from which undermines you more or less completely - which is pretty embarrassing. \n\nMoreover, none of the authors who you mysteriously cannot name or quote, have actually commented on Chekhov's Gun claiming that it can only refer to plot devices, nor has anyone on this thread. So I honestly don't know what you thought you were achieving by writing this, but you fucked it up.\n\n>So please, great master, explain this to me, stupid person that I am. How do you use Chekhov's gun on a theme of a story, exactly?\n\nWell I don't actually need to do that since, for like the third time, Chekhov himself summarises the concept of his \"Gun\" as \"Remove everything that has no relevance\" - and there is no way in the world of common sense that \"everything\" could possibly only be referring to one of the multiple aspects of storytelling (e.g. The plot device). You could have intuited this for yourself if you weren't so wrapped up with not looking embarrassed to be wrong on the internet and thought about that for a moment, but I guess that's not your way, and now you actually do look like an idiot.\n\nThis principle has been running riot through literature for hundreds of years. In Julius Caesar, a major theme is the struggle between fate vs free will. The gun is loaded early on when Cassius stakes out his belief that reliance on fate is cowardice; declaring that \"Men at sometime were masters of their fates. / The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, / But in ourselves\" - inviting the audience to consider Cassius' true views. And indeed it turns out over the course of events that his attitude is more nuanced than his words. Finally at his death, the gun fires - with Cassius accepting the prophecy that he will die the day he was born.\n\nIn the film Die Hard, a gold Rolex watch is significant, not for any bearing on the plot, but because of it's significance to various characters. The watch is illustrative of the theme of 80s greed and materialism woven through the film - It's given to Holly by the most grotesquely venal character in the film as a reward for good performance (i.e. making the company a lot of money), whereas the hero disdains it (as he does most of the aspects of Holly's job). Chekhov's Gun fires at the end when Hans Gruber - a character who has previously attempted to explain his actions as high-minded and political, before being exposed as just a common greedy thief - makes a desperate attempt to save his own life by grabbing at that same watch. The watch disintegrates in Gruber's hands, sending him plummeting to his death.\n\nSo there you go, two examples 400 years apart of Chekhov's Gun being used as a tool to illustrate theme and character. You're welcome.", "First of all, I love the smugness you ooze out of every sentence. Great stuff.\n\nAnd thanks for the examples, they do help in figuring out what the hell you are trying to say.\n\nNow do that with Tolkien's description of landscapes. Or are those not Chekhov's gun? Or is Tolkien just a bad writer? Or do those not somehow contribute to the theme of the books?\n\nPoint being: Not literally everything that is showing up in a story has relevance in the context of Chekhov's gun. Some things solely exist to create the atmosphere or the world the characters live in. And that can - shockingly - include a literal gun being described somewhere. And that is not - at least not by definition - bad writing.\n\nI mean your original assertion was that every single violation of Chekhov's gun is a sign of bad writing, and that's just, well, dumb. Writing does not religiously follow rules as strictly as humanly possible. Writing ain't math.", "Because of stuff like this: https://www.wbrc.com/2021/11/22/toddler-with-rifle-fatally-shoots-father-police-say/?fbclid=IwAR2OtoQAQyMo3wK0OalT0K8mGu5nv7QEvOGQgWh1y3PJINyt6RxeByPTh1I", "Weirdly the guy is giving me the vibes of being a lovechild of Tom Kenny and Jay Johnston", "Ich stütze meine Meinung nicht auf Anekdoten, besonders wenn meine einzige Interaktion mit dem betreffenden Land nur durch den Konsum von Online-Medien stattfindet." ]
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[ "Clearly the people were just ovulating.\n\n/s", "\"I saw a few posts with the same theme so every single person on reddit thinks this way because it's hard to comprehend that websites aren't people.\"", "/r/videos has been getting spammed the past few days with the same circle jerk content, and nerds show up in the comments to say they're le shocked and le hate him.", "A few!! Lol...", "Pretty sure I saw a video posted of Hitler stopping in the middle of one of his speeches to point out someone getting trampled just to prove what a piece of shit Travis Scott is.", "Civil people don't idolize pieces of shit. So when a piece of shit acts especially shitty. They jump on it, and the scumbags that like pieces of shit STFU because they can't justify their shitty viewpoint." ]
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[ "It’s FUCKING EMBARRASSING!", "Letterkenny and Corner Gas have got to be up there in my top 10 comedies of all time. Canadian humour just hits different.", "Pitter patter", "Katy cares abouts those Canada gooses and that’s what I appreciates about her", "Let's get at'er", "Corner Gas, Red Green, Royal Canadian Air Farce, this hour has 22 minutes. Some of the best comedy around, eh!", "As a wildlife biologist, I'm so very happy to see them call them by the correct name - Canada goose, not Canadian goose... pet peeve of mine.", "There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers that's all I'm sayin", "I has a sad that Trailer Park Boys has been lost and forgotten", "Oh, is that what you appreciates about her?", "'Bout time ready for another there Wayne....\n\nSort yourself out there bud.....", "It's still going on isn't it?", "Jumped the shark imo", "For people that wanna know oiling the egg is pretty humane. As it just stops the egg from gas exchange the goose doesn't develop. Pretty easy to get a permit from the USDA. https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/ourfocus/wildlifedamage/operational-activities/SA_Waterfowl/CT_50_cfr1 . Here's a video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CLIL-381Lw\n\nEdit; Here's some more info. Canada geese have become prolifict because us. They were also devistated because of us at one point. We are past that point. There are populations that don't even migrate anymore. This is because we have created vaste feeding plots known as yards and golf courses. Then we have subdivision with multiple artificial ponds with water fountains in the middle so the water doesn't freeze. \n\nOiling eggs encourages them to nest elsewhere, and does just that. Hell with global warming the ones that migrate might even stop.", "Shit and around here the course owners would pay us in highschool to go out and kill em with bows... whoopsie", "I love Canada gooses like I love my wife. I’m a good man", "Not Canadian Geese then?", " Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!", "You know what I'll never understand about this sketch? They're farmers. Canada geese destroy crops. Farmers fucking ***hate*** Canada geese.\n\nNever made a lick of sense to me.", "I'm out here blasting these sons a bitches out of the sky in farmers fields for crop protection. Never met a farmer that liked *Canada Gooses*", "[The abridged gooses story, in glorious 240p](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3DuvTadLHI)", "I love Letterkenney...I couldn't even finish an episode of Corner Gas. Everyone seems so listless. Is it one of those shows where you skip season 1?", "Yeah, for sure, especially when Netflix took it up for a season. To be fair though, Letter Kenney did the same after a few seasons (The Canada Gooses one was still excellent though)", "Hey fuck this guy", "“To be faiiiiiiiihhhhrrrrr”", "Kids in the hall? How dare you miss this comedy! I will crush you.. *looks through fingers with one eye “crush… crush… crush”", "I quite enjoy are no one is malicious or mean, and the show is quite goofy. It might not be your style. It is a very tame family comedy. The characters are pretty typical sitcom tropes and many of the quips are expected. The funnier jokes are the ones that build up over multiple scenes (actual sitcom rather than a bunch of one-liners).", "You don'st fuck with motherhood", "Gonna need you to take 25% off the top there u/HandRailSuicide1", "When the fuck is this show coming back?", "The otherrrrr day", "It should be soon. They already wrapped shooting on the next two seasons.", "If they follow prior release schedule, probably December this year.", "Usually it was july/dec. The last season came out last dec, so I've been itching like a heroin addict.", "Hope so!", "Nice try, coach", "You really have to give them credit for saying the name of the bird correctly.", "There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers that's all I know", "I want to like this show so bad, but I just can't get into the style of humor and the characters irritate me", "But geese are... terrible.", "If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate", "No kids in the hall?\n\nSchitts creek?", "Well, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!", "WHAT?!", "Go ahead and dial it back about 30% there Squirrelly Dan", ". . . Maybe, it was a sick goose.", "Gooses!", "I mean oiling eggs \"encourages\" the gooses like being robbed at gunpoint outside your own house might \"encourage\" you to move. Except the goose doesn't really understand the connection.", "This is legitimately the only thing I disagree with Letterkenny. Canada gooses are a plague.", "This clip is actually kind of shockingly effective at conveying the gist of what the whole show Letterkenny is all about.", "Must be fucking nice!", "Love this fucking show", "Oh, hey, look at you, ground!", "They're majestics!", "You got a problem with Canada gooses? Then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that marinate.", "Can't wait for the new season!", "Have you ever seen them do any actual farming other then picking stones?", "Same, as a Canadian this take made no sense. Most Canadians hate gooses.", "GEESEN!", "Not enough puns for five solid minutes.", "You wanna murder a majestic bird just for shittin'?", "Plus SCTV! John Candy, Joe Flaherty, Eugene Levy, Andrea Martin, Rick Moranis, Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short, Dave Thomas, all in their primes! *The Great White North* originated there.", "It’s *very* light. I watch it when I’m hung over", "B O O M T O W N", "Wayne makes a hell of a show throwing that hay around in the barn.", "To be fair to the gooses, we encroached on their territory, and forced them to move first. They kind of have a reason for having an attitude with us. They also got a bad rap, they're not really that bad of a bird.", "What's a geese? These here are Canada gooses.", "Letterkenny is basically a Canadian fever dream. Very little makes any sense, and that's perfectly fine with me. Love that show", "Why not post the original video? Oh, because this is a bot.", "and Barley", "Really the only gripe I have with them is how much they shit. They shit god damn everywhere. Go to the beach? Covered in goose shit. The golf course? Yup goose shit everywhere. Want to have a nice picnic in the park? Nope, just more goose shit.", "Must be fucking nice!", "Barrels chested!", "Well, if the shoe fits, wear it. If the truth hurts, bare it", "Schitts creek was funny for the first season and then just dragged on", "I just couldn't with shitts creek. I feel bad because I wanted to like it.", "Also enjoying the irony of humans, the biggest invasive species on this planet, complaining about other invasive species. Like, motherfucker, Canada geese didn't lead to the North American megafauna extinction. Our species fucking genocides other species it comes into contact with, but here we are whining about too many birds.", "[S'go Dogs!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF9jtfpYXGM)", "That camera slowly moving from left to right is making me slightly dizzy", "Their shitty acting is so cringey to me", "Ya like daags? I like canada goose's be'er", "The envies of all ornithology.", "Lions are lucky Canada gooses don’t migrate to Africa, then they’d be extinct.", "I seriously doubt that. Dumbass Internet memes make you think that but by and large people don’t hate them.", "The David romance was the least interesting thing for me. They should have focused on Stevie + the Schitts being a family.", "Letterkenny yes, corner gas is dim as fuck", "Corner Gas is basic vanilla tv for basic vanilla people. The type of people who like NCIS and watch Brazzers porn.", "Not the same without Lahey. RIP John Dunsworth.", "No one else answered but yes, skip season 1. In S1, everyone acts like they're better than their town.\n\nIn 2 onwards, they changed the characters to all be a little more selfish and ridiculous and the show is so much better for it. Definitely recommend giving it another shot.", "Dave Thomas, like, from Wendy’s?\n\n^(/s)", "*YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES AND YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE*", "Hammerhead.", "Except that one... that's straw.", "Trailer park boys anyone!!", "Get the F off my lawn", "Same.", "u/savevideo", "Show has no rewatch value. Gets annoying when they All just keep repeating those Austin powers sex puns names type jokes", "Well then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.", "I am just confused after watching that.", "My buddy keeps telling me about letterkenny but I just don’t get it. It’s trying way too hard - like it all seems too staged and scripted. As if everyone was filmed saying their line separately and it was all cut together. \n\n🤷🏼‍♂️", "To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare", "Is it invasive if it makes it to a new area on its own?", "Jesus Christ that was painful to watch. Canadian humour is just something else.", "I was annoyed just watching this clip. The humour is so forced it hurts.", "Yeah. I feel like it only became big because Canada is so desperate at promoting anything canadian made even if it's like eating unflavoured, overcooked oatmeal.", "yes", "Is that the sister from Schitt's Creek?", "But the plural is Canada Geese, not Canada Gooses.", "This show is trash\n\n- A Canadian", "THE ENVIES OF ALL ORNITHOLOGIES.", "I can see them just having to do several takes to try and stay in character, there's a lot of cuts and it feels very forced, is the whole show always like this?", "YOUR SISTERS HOT, WAYNE! THERE, I SAID IT!", "> Farmers fucking hate Canada geese.\n\nLet's be honest, *everyone* hates Canada geese.", "I can't understand a word they are saying.", "That produce cart is always well-stocked. Where else would it be comin’ from if not for farmin’", "I hate the whole \"constantly rotating camera\" is that always a thing in this show?", "Yeah same, really hate that", "I can definitely get that it isn’t for everyone. It’s definitely got a very specific quirk to it that doesn’t hit with everyone. I love it, but I can see why a person wouldn’t.", "There’s no real irony here considering we caused the problem with geese and we really should fix it. They’re destroying habitat for other species - we’re not just pissed because, “too many birds.”", "Agreed, when they started singing acoustic guitar and shit, that was the wrong tone.", "So like 60% of population?", "Canada Geese can suck my ass. Those things are fucking dickheads", "Thanks, I may circle back to it at S2", "No.", "The shit and the down. Feathers floating around like fucking Canadian tumbleweed.", "we have a huge front lawn where I work and hundreds of geese like to hang out there and I have to walk through 1/4 mile of goose shit every morning to get across the parking lot. They have all this lovely grass to eat from and shit on and space to chill away from the shit but they spread it all over the concrete and over weekends up on the steps around the entrance. apparently they shit like every 12 minutes", "yeah there was something robotic about how they all take their turns saying their quips, not my favorite show. Reminds me of like early TV comedy where everybody talks fast and has their lines ready to go IMMEDIATELY", "What is even more strange, have you ever seen anyone buy anything from the stand?", "That is definitely my fave. Haven't seen Kim's Convenience mentioned but I kinda liked that one too", "You don’t fuck with motherhood. Must be FUCKIN NICE.", "Depends on how bad it fucks up the new environment. So… humans… yeah.", "Yeah, those golf balls need the golf courses to reproduce.", "There is still a bit of scientific discussion about the meaning of \"invasive\" and citizens and scientists often use it to mean different things. However, the most commonly used definition across recent decades requires that the species has been moved outside their native range by people (from [here](https://books.google.com/books/about/Invasion_Ecology.html?id=fgJjSzXjLIkC)). Thus, generally, a species that makes it to a new area without the intervention of people could instead be considered to be \"dispersing\" (perhaps if it is joining an already established population) or \"colonizing\" (if surviving in a new place or establishing a new population).\n\nHowever, in the modern era the rate at which such events occur is much, much lower compared to the rate of human-mediated introductions.", "Letterkenny, Corner Gas, Trailer Park Boys, Schitts Creek. Why do Canadians love TV about poor white people?", "*[To be faaaaaaaaaaair](https://youtu.be/G19B7lTgwCE)*", "Corner Gas is a different animal. Slow burner jokes and slow paced story, fitting for the subject matter.", "Fuck off.", "So my town last year actually did this, and despite the fact that geese are fucking nasty, they create traffic jams, their shit covers every square inch of public grass and they're goddamn fucking nasty I got so goddamn irate over this, this scene could legit be a documentary and I'm not even Canadian.", "I will never understand how a certain population in the US enjoys this show. I do not get it", "Huh. Do Canadians pronounce 'twat' with a short 'a' like brits do? Or is that just the way that actor says it?", "I mean that’s the opposite of nearly every thing I’ve heard said about the show. Pretty sure season 1 is viewed as the worst for the most part, but the show builds incredibly, especially getting into seasons 3 and on.", "I fucking hate Canada geese as they're rightly considered pests in many areas. They're an invasive species that consumes a large amount of vegetation and their incessant shitting (up to once every 6 minutes) pollutes the water tables, raises toxic algae growth and lowers the waters oxygen levels for other species. They can fuck right off.", "That's cause it's a show. It represents rural Canada as well as Friends represents New York.\n\nAnd they don't hate em. They shoot em. They're good eating.", "¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ Just not everyone's taste in humor I guess. I was rolling in the first five minutes of the first episode and it carried that throughout the entirety of the show for me.", "No, for biting, blocking traffic, attacking kids, and shitting more than every dog combined. And cause you can hunt em, and they're tasty.", "Oh no, he quoted a manlet comedian that cosplays a farmer.", "Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud", "I guess I'm a basic vanilla person then. \n\nCorner Gas is enjoyable because it's rather wholesome compared to most sitcoms. It's just like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket with a cup of cocoa on a cold night.\n\nSad that it's ending soon.", "That's really just the aesthetic they were going for. I do get that it's not to everyone's taste but it *is* intentional.", "They aren't an invasive species in North America.", "Dirty hoe, crack hoe", "I'll never understand how we can move into an animals native range, modify it to suit said animal, and then complain about how they're a pest.", "When Jared Keeso (Wayne) is inevitably cast as the next Wolverine, I'm going to be very disappointed if they don't manage to work in the line \"You got a problem with mutants, you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate, Bub.\"", "I REGRET NOTHING!", "If I had my way they would be", "Yeah i never could get into it.", "I couldn’t get through 10 minutes of corner gas.", "It's awful.", "Exactly, they're playing caricatures and the structure and timing of their lines aren't supposed to be fluid like a real conversation. It basically makes the absurdity of the characters or situation stick out more.", "Invasive species has a very specific definition. You can't have a species that's invasive within its native home range.", "Also true for mosquitoes. And I would like to murder every last mosquito on this planet.", "Well neither is a mosquito but I want to kill those fuckers.", "I will never understand a persons desire to try and make others feel bad about liking a certain show.", "I never said for people to stop liking the show? I just don't understand the humor and what people find funny about it is all. Can I not ask why people like it? I've got nothing against the show or the people who watch it, just trying to understand what people enjoy. Is that too much to ask?", "That's accurate for Saskatchewan.", "No, you can, the question is a fair one. But you asked it in a very condescending way.", "Yes, we're all aware of what the word invasive means, thank you.", "Any condescending tone you got out of my question is all on you. I had no discontent or discouragement intended in what I asked. I have only ever seen clips of the show, I don't even know what streaming service holds it. Honestly just looking for some context to the show.", "If that's the case, then your previous comment makes no sense. \"If I had my way they would be (invasive)\" then you'd be wishing for them to be non-native, but also introduced and a problem.\n\nYou don't have to get sarcastic with me because you weren't making yourself clear.", "You’re questioning how anyone can find a show funny when you have never watched the show outside of a few clips? \n\nMaybe give the show a try before you question how it has fans.", "This is quite literally true, and what the English language defines as \"semantics.\" If my previous comment was sarcastic then it allows that my future ones will be too, cheers!", "It is a funny bit of dialog but still isn't as good as season 1.", "Gooses", "Awfully condescending comments ya got there, give your balls a tug you tit fucker. \n\n(Just joking on the condescending part)", "*gooses", "\"Geese\"", "Show is terrible.", "🎶To be Faiiiiiiir🎶", "They also take half ass jokes and rephrase them to sound clever. Absolutely an abomination of a show.", "allegedly", "I have been advocating for this casting for years. God I hope it happens.", "Its Canada Geese for fucks sakes and this show is so fucking stupid Im just flabbergasted that anyone can like it. People who think this shit is representative of Canadian humor need to get real. This is Canadian trash.", "How else would you pronounce it?", "But they arent saying the right thing. They are saying canada gooses which is stupid as hell. Its Canada Geese if you make it plural. Its as dumb as it is annoying.\n\nShouldn't surprise me a bunch of troglodyte letterkenny fans dont know the fucking plural of Canada Goose. Clowns. All of ya.", "I think in one episode a couple of city folk show up and they get made fun of.", "IM TOO FAT TO RUN!", "I like to call them Cobra turkeys. Nasty things when you get close up.", "I'm not sure about the US, by my favourite part about this show is how I know every single one of the characters. Not \"actually\" know them, but have met that exact type of personality. \n\nI grew up in a small rural farming community with a town almost the exactly the same size as Letterkenny. \n\nIts like a hilarious trip to where I grew up.", "Whenever I hear Americans say it it always sounds like 'twot'.", "Also delicious =D", "Thank you for actually answering my question and not taking it as a personal attack on the show. I appreciate that. \n\nThat makes more sense now. I'm pretty much a city slicker at this point in my life so I guess I haven't run into many of those type of areas like you have.", "Thank you for actually answering my question and not taking it as a personal attack on the show. I appreciate that. \n\nThat makes more sense now. I'm pretty much a city slicker at this point in my life so I guess I haven't run into many of those type of areas like you have.", "It's fantastic if you have the reference for it. \n\nLike, these characters aren't even exageratted stereotypes. I have met multiple people that act EXACTLY as characters on the show do. \n\nThe people, the \"cliques\" (goth, hockey players, farmers, etc). It's just so close to home I can't help but laugh.", "How much further can you actually get your shit kicked in here?", "I might just not have the reference for it I think. I mean I have some hick cousins and such but idk that any of them fit this bill.\n\nFrom my point of view it just seems like a show with exaggerated hillbilly's and such. But if these aren't exaggerated I might have to give it a real shot and see if I can get some of the humor. \n\nAgain, I appreciate you not taking this as a jab to you or your show. Have a good rest of your day friend.", "Can I steal the \"give your balls a tug you tit fucker\" line? Is it from the show?", "He's 5 inches shorter than Hugh Jackman.", "100% it is. If you want a good example why people like the show watch some of the \"best of shoresy\" videos on YouTube. They are definitely one of the highlights from it.", "Wait wait wait, shorsey. There's some video that keeps going \"ya hozer\". Is that letterkenny? They're like out at a barn talking about each other's mom's?", "Yep the very same. Never see the guys face because he's also the main character of the show. \n\n\"Fuck you, Reilly, your mom molested me two Halloweens ago, shut the fuck up or I’m taking it to Twitter\"\n\nThat's letterkenny", "Hahahaha dude I remember seeing that video ages ago. I can't even find the video. That's awesome", "Insurance from when the Natives burnt it down.", "We've been here just as long as the geese have.", "Wish you weren't so awkward, bud.", "Not even close. Canada geese evolved in North America. Humans have only been here since the end of the Pleistocene.", "figure it out", "Is that actually in the show of is that just one of their original skits though.", "Thank.", "One of the pre show skits. But even then they didn't sell anything.", "I did. The show is terrible.", "actually, if you read any of the reports you'd know that engine was actually a nazi that has been in hiding sine WWII.", "Meeses", "the writing is too quippy. I don't mind stylized dialogue but when every line is trying to be witty it's just grating and cartoonish IN MY OPINION. This is why I don't generally care for Joss Whedon's writing", "Ending soon? I thought it ended years ago.", "It got revived as an animated series.\n\nThe series aired it's last episode like yesterday.", "Yea they have really bad timing", "I agree.\n\nAmerican", "I miss Letterkenny before they got their show. I feel bad for not liking the show (especially as someone who lives+grew up in Ontario and grew up with people like this)... but it just feels so different and in authentic. :(", "Hugh Jackman was way too tall.", "I mean, yeah. If he is 5 inches taller than Keeso who is also \"way too tall\", then yeah, it stands to reason Jackman was as well. Still, Keeso is 5 inches closer to Wolverine's 5'3\". At least we're in the same foot.", "I feel like it's geared to appeal to Americans.", "NOT Canadian Geese. They are NOT citizens. Hence Canada Geese.", "You know that's not the plural though. Right?????", "What kind of Wildlife Biologist thinks Gooses is a word? Its Canada Geese. You should know that." ]
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Canada Gooses
https://youtu.be/uKDRApXG-eo
/r/videos/comments/qqg1yf/norm_macdonald_asks_a_question_about_american_pie/
[ "He was a treasure. Also good last second joke from Jay", "Wow Jay Leno sucks. Let 'em roll for God's sake. The censors can deal with any troubles. Let the jokes flow.\n\nThere's no reason to appeal to the 5 people in the entire US who care about an off color comment. My grandma would have been in her 90's when this was shot and she'd have laughed her ass off. That is, if she ever cared for Leno's milquetoast commentary. Which she didn't. She was more of an Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Cheech and Chong, sort of person. \n\nShe was white gloves, left calling cards, used common pleasantries, potato salad at the church potluck, quilting bees at the community center, but she was still a huge Cheech and Chong fan until she died.", "Wow the 90s were wild! They made a bigger deal about him fucking an apple pie than they did about broadcasting a video of a young women getting naked on camera without her consent. Our world now is so different 22 years later!", "so here's the joke", "and here's your head", "Try watching old 80s family / kids movies, they're calling people gay, fag, etc, it really stands out these days.", "Conan does the exact same thing", "There's so much rape and sexual assault in Revenge of the Nerds it's absurd to watch.", "That scene with the Darth Vader helmet in the fun house. Yikes. >>", "It's all fake anyway, everything that happens on a talk show is rehearsed and has to go through various approvals before it goes on the air. Nothing is spontaneous", "Is this a reference to something specific?", "Definitely agree! The web cam scene was an updated version of the Porky’s peep hole scene. Both have aged horribly!", "...American Pie", "I was too young to watch when they came out, I've still never seen them.", "I've been interviewed before. It's way less scripted than you think. It should be well scripted, but it isn't. It's pretty much 30 seconds with the producer and then the cameras roll. They don't even tell you what they're going to ask you.\n\nI cannot speak to syndicated shows like this of course. I only know local and cable. When Star Jones (for example) did a bit for a product on air, she didn't even know why she was there. She was just told \"Sell this thing\" and then the cameras run live. She did it well. \n\nThere's good TV, and there's live TV. Never the two shall meet.\n\nFun fact, Robin Leach sounded exactly like \"Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous\" in real life. He literally talked like that all the time. Nice guy though. Never complained about anything. Doing shopping channel work wasn't his thing so he quit, but he was nice to talk to in the hall.", "There were some movies that were basically fantasy child pornography. \n\nThe Porky's movies, one of the main set pieces is that they drill a hole to spy on the high school girls' showers, where the audience is asked to participate in said nude high school girl watching.\n\nThe girls catch the spyers, and the girls ask the guys to stick their penis through the hole, glory hole style, when the gym teacher comes in and grabs the high school boy's penis.\n\nEven when I was 14 I was thinking wtf am I watching right now?", "I never watched the Porky movies but that sounds awful, lol. Sounds like every other movie you'd find on the old \"USA Up All Night\" programming block back in the early 90s on the USA Network hosted by Gilbert Gottfried (aka \"what young boys had before the internet\" >>) but they also played a lot of awful B-horror movies, which was cool." ]
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Norm Macdonald Asks A Question About American Pie
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqg7w6/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqg7w6/deleted_by_user/
[ "Right and yet we give billions in foreign aid ourselves", "The USA doesn't have a food problem other than we throw too much of it away unless somethings changed in the past year that I'm unaware of.", "This is satire. OP ate the onion.", "And people sue those who donate food if the food gets them sick", "What a joke huh. This is why we look like idiots all around the world.", "Canada already sent water to help the USA, when they had all the deaths in Michigan.\n\nGotta feel bad for the USA, guns, poor healthcare system, massive numbers in jail, massive poverty and inequality, poor wages, poor worker rights.", "LOL", "Poverty still exists for many.", "OP’s a karma whore.", "I had about put this video up yesterday, way before the one which landed blew up. I decided against. When I went to confirm its authenticity, it looked really sketchy.\n\nTo add, you'll find in [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=greatnationseat.org+germany+feeds+usa&rlz=1C1QABZ_jaJP885JP885&oq=greatnationseat.org+germany+feeds+usa&aqs=chrome..69i57j33i21.14136j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) google search, that this commercial goes back to at least 2015. We're talking 6 years ago! If it were that big a deal, I think we would have heard about it before now.\n\nNot sure why this video remains up." ]
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[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqgd6l/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqgd6l/deleted_by_user/
[ "Will update the rest of the videos soon. Let me know if link doesn't work. Feel free to use the music in anyway you please", "But its free to put music on… and would make it so much more accessible to listeners. ???\n\nYour great at guitar and i would love to have this on a playlist but OH well i guess not. Good song tho", "Im not gonna pay a big corporation to have my music on it to make a few cents", "No i think its free to put music on spotify…", "9.99usd per song" ]
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[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/ufy2AweXRkc
/r/videos/comments/qqgdvh/interesting_video_dr_campbell/
[ "I have been watching Dr Campbell's almost daily videos since March 2020. They have certainly helped me stay sane. The way he rationally explains things with supporting evidence is very easy to watch.", "It’s all about the money.", "Not in his case it isn’t.", "No…on why ivermectin is vilified as horse de-wormer. It’s too in-expensive and out of patent protection. The industry needed it to be torn down to support a new medicine that works exactly the same, but they could charge ANYTHING for it.", "“After review there continues to be insufficient evidence of benefit, and the previous recommendations continue to be upheld:\n• At this time, ivermectin should not be prescribed or taken to prevent or treat COVID-19”\n\nSource: https://www.albertahealthservices.ca/assets/info/ppih/if-ppih-covid-19-sag-ivermectin-in-treatment-and-prevention-rapid-review.pdf (Date: Update Oct 5, 2021)", "“The industry” does not include many, many honest physicians and researchers, with no skin in the game, who are entirely happy to test the effectiveness of ivermectin. There are trials in progress but there remains little evidence that ivermectin works against COVID: https://www.albertahealthservices.ca/assets/info/ppih/if-ppih-covid-19-sag-ivermectin-in-treatment-and-prevention-rapid-review.pdf" ]
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Interesting video - Dr. Campbell.
https://youtu.be/CqB2ar17Pag?t=7
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[ "This was one of the few VHS tapes we had at my grandparent’s house so I wound up seeing this a lot of times. Ustinov is genuinely a lot of fun as Blackbeard even if the movie is largely kinda dull. I do find it amusing that the plot revolves around cheating at gambling, which also came up in a lot of other live Disney movies of this era like The Cat from Outer Space or The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.", "Saw this so many times on VHS as a kid. It was my first education on roulette!", "[Abbott and Costello did that for me](https://youtu.be/4f-nzEzLUco?t=56)", "Amazing", "Don't forget Angels In The Outfield.", "It's weird they put the reporter in front of a rear projection.", "Also:\n\nGus (where they got a Yugoslavian donkey to kick for a football team)\n\nThe Absent-Minded Professor (flubber shoes for basketball)\n\nSon of Flubber (flubber gas to make the football players bounce/float)\n\nNow You See Him, Now You Don't (Kurt Russell becomes an invisible man to help the dean cheat at golf)\n\nThe Strongest Man in the World (Kurt Russell gets super-strength from a formula-coated cereal)\n\nThe Herbie movies (a car with a mind of its own doing all the driving)\n\nThe World's Greatest Athlete (Tim Conway and John Amos recruit Not-Tarzan to compete in track and field)\n\nAnd last but not least, Air Bud (there's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play basketball!)", "Had this on laser disc as a kid. Man I miss those giant discs" ]
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This movie was also released in 1968
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqhmvl/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqhmvl/deleted_by_user/
[ "I have the answer for you, she did it for attention, it went too far now she’s in too deep and she has to keep the lie going", "Didn't actually watch the video, huh?", "18 mins? ain’t nobody got time for that. Was my assessment close?", "It was not.", "Changnesia", "This is clearly a serious thing and I have nothing but respect for everyone they featured...\n\n...but holy shit, some of the editing here is straight up comic. Some of the prompts I can't believe. Getting the girl with an Irish accent to say \"Potato\". That ultra dramatic Korean soap opera DUNNNNN when she turns around to see the other girl with it. Just....wow. This is some high level cringe on behalf of 60 mins.", "I agree. Having them drink a pint of Guinness was embarrassing.", "Tom Segura was right.", "I would be very interested to see the results of her DNA testing/genealogy.", "Gee, if only people with this ultra weird condition were not put on local, national and world news.\n\nThe \"Irish\" can easily be heard pausing while figuring out how to say a word and speaking very broken while making up how to say words.\n\nA drunk Irishman can talk in 180 words per minute, 290 if they are drunk and without a pause in sylibbles. Toss 14 pints and go punch a tourist, then I'll believe you are suddenly Irish.", "I'm pretty sure that DNA has nothing to do with accent... but it might have something to do with predisposition toward neurological damage.", "60 minutes is not news, just a heads up. Can't even compare it to news.", "This video feels like an april fools joke and yet [is apparently real](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_accent_syndrome)", "My one question through this clip is does their inner voice speak/talk in an native accent or a foreign accent?\n\nI have to think that is what caused a lot of dissociative adjustment to the new accent. This was never brought up in the video and I wish it would of been.\n\nForeign Accent Syndrome is a thing, I accept that 100%.\n\nAlthough it affects 100's of people, I hope a research grant could be given to seek out those with the same FAS diagnosis and given a wider pool of afflicted individuals you get a better sense of speech development.\n\nI am hopeful with some speech therapy they can regain their native speech patterns, however, I think if someone has lived with FAS for some time it will be harder for them to regain their native accent.", "It's actually a big problem here in Toronto. A small portion have picked up the Jamaican/West Indian accent. Example [1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M&ab_channel=TorontoTheCity) [2](https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo) r/sarcasm", "Guessing you didn't watch the video then. MRI scans in the language center of the brain were abnormal for both the people who had foreign accent syndrome. Hard to lie about objective proof of scans of their brain. Also, the multiple people they talked about it had all recently undergone surgery or some had some kind of medical event before the accent occurred.", "[Yupp.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHCNxsFuO8Y)", "I'm scratching my head how this aussie lady acted like her accent is normal", "Ok, I am going to be *that guy* but this is fake as fuck. Let’s even for a moment assume such a voice changing head injury is possible, even if you accent changes you are still picking all the words, meanwhile that british woman is parodying east european broken english, get the fuck outta here. Furthermore accent is not permanent. When you learn a different language you instinctively try to pronounce vowels and certain letters the way you would pronounce it in your own language, use the same rhytm, intonation etc, but you can get rid of it, consciously train, immerse yourself in the desired accent consume lot of media and talk to people who use that accent and soon you’ll be talking just like them.", "> MRI scans in the language center of the brain were abnormal for both the people who had foreign accent syndrome.\n\nThe thing is, unless you had a MRI scan of that person *before* they started showing foreign accent syndrome, it doesn't tell you that much. That scan could be 100% normal for them. With no baseline, there is simply no way to know if it is abnormal or not *for them* even if it could be abnormal among the normal population.", "I knew a man that got a stroke and he forgot his native language and could only speak English. He recovered after a while though. He was definitely not an attention seaker and it happened when he woke up at the hospital. \n\nThe mind seems very mysterious and there are alot of things science don't fully understand. I think its better to assume that people are honest in this especially if they don't have much to gain. Attention is one thing but it seems like the effort would not be worth it and that there would be more efficient ways to get attention if that is what they were seeking.", "…bruh, you really out here thinking DNA is tied to accent? TF is wrong with you?", "My take away everyone with an Irish accent has a brain disorder.", "I'd like to see a brain scan of someone faking the accent. I have a sneaking suspicion it looks the same, it even makes sense that the other person would have to work less hard to affect the accent.", "Yeah 60 minutes is absolute dog shit.", "I get the same thing after reading an Irvine Welsh novel.", "Really? I was interested more in her heritage to see if she had any Irish in her ancestry which is something that DNA can show. TF is wrong with you? Judging by the number of downvotes this is a very stupid subreddit if you wombles can't figure out what I was thinking. Especially considering I said genealogy in the same sentence. I guess you can't work out something that difficult or does the G word have to many syllables for someone like you?", "I was thinking more along the lines of consciousness existing outside of the physical brain (which is a concept that has been thrown around by reputable scientists) and if so is the consciousness tied to a specific brain somehow linked to the subjects genealogical history.\n\nIt's very improbable but why wanting to know someone's genetic heritage in relation to a weird accent change is worth so many downvotes demonstrates one thing to me(you can guess what it is). But I guess r/videos is probably kiddies corner on Reddit.\n\nI would have also liked to see someone who is a known and globally recognised expert on Irish language/syntax to see if the way she speaks could be tied to a specific period in time or location within Ireland.\n\nEveryone just assumes it's brain damage. What if it's a tiny crack in a door opening to a much greater understanding of consciousness and/or the reality we live in.\n\n>There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance—that principle is contempt prior to investigation. —Herbert Spencer", "Brain's weird dude, weird shit happens with it. Could be partly psychological but that's still weird brain shit.", "I felt like the implication was that their scans were abnormal compared to the average person and that the abnormalities probably existed *before* they stated showing symptoms.\n\nThey certainly could have made it more clear.", "What your asking about is pure mysticism with **zero** basis in reality.\n\n> which is a concept that has been thrown around by reputable scientists\n\nSources?", "Well you could start with the work of Professor Jim Gates and his work in supersymmetry and discoveries that point towards reality having a genetic basis. If you really are interested and are prepared to suspend your disbelief I can give you much work of accredited recognised scientists and researchers but most people will throw around words like mysticism because they have contempt prior to investigation.\n\nTry starting here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6w0K5FIgsU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6w0K5FIgsU)\n\nand here is the first result if you actually duckduckgo the term \"consciousness exists outside of the mind\" \n\n[https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/think-well/201906/does-consciousness-exist-outside-the-brain](https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/think-well/201906/does-consciousness-exist-outside-the-brain) <-- definitely not a mystical loony website\n\nRobert Lanza is another person who's work you may find some interest in.\n\nJust search Robert Lanza on YouTube you will find much more in the same vein", ">but you can get rid of it, consciously train, immerse yourself in the desired accent consume lot of media and talk to people who use that accent and soon you’ll be talking just like them.\n\nSorry but this part is just folk-theorizing. Children acquire their native phonology very early in their development. While adults can oftentimes improve their accents with practice, there are sounds in other languages that we literally cannot hear because we weren't exposed to them early enough in our infancy. \n\nThere are certainly things people can do to improve upon their accents in other languages, but there are perceptual limitations that cannot be overcome by sheer force of will.", "I definitely do believe that a stroke could make people say certain vowels a different way, maybe part of your tongue gets paralysed in a tonsil surgery even. \n\nCalling it Irish does make me think it’s psychological. It would be interesting to see a proper doctor explain it. I’d like to see if it is all the time or you could check to see if it is conscious.", "Why do no males have this?", "Happened to Madonna as well.", "Ever heard of actors? Do you know that Idris Elba is in fact British and not native to Baltimore, Maryland? I could name you dozen other actors who everyone recognizes by their American accent but they are not Americans. English is not my first language, I know very well the struggle of trying to get rid of an accent, some words in particular (\"world\") cause me pain to pronounce. I try to improve my accent when talking to friends but it improves very slowly, but I also don't live in America, I just have bunch of American friends and consume lot of media. And I have never truly tried to get rid of my accent, I never tried like my livelihood depends on it, I never recorded myself and trained for weeks on end. I am in the same boat as many other adults, it's something I would like to have but it doesn't really benefit me so I don't bother. Now, if I woke up tomorrow and all my words sounded like a racist Asian stereotype, I would have dealt with it very quickly.", "Using the music from Interstellar for 0:40-1:20 seemed a bit ridiculous to me.", "60 Minutes Australia is pretty notorious for being one of the worst edited tv shows on the planet. \n\nAll of their segments are that bad.", "Stopped taking it seriously the moment I heard the music from Interstellar.", "Question is--would her accent change if she had never previously heard the accent before?", "Not great but not as bad as Tom Cruise’s attempt at an Irish accent.", "Touch my camera through the fence", "You are sharing anecdotes and I am talking about the results of empirical studies. American and British Englishes use much of the same sound inventory and they are the same language, so Idris Elba learning how to do a Baltimore accent could not possibly provide evidence for the massive generalization you're making. \n\nThis kind of false assertion is actually pretty unfortunate because many people think that people with accents are lazy or haven't made enough effort in learning the language. The scientific consensus is that that thinking is false.", "I also know a man who had a stroke and suffers from FAS. He is a 60 year old man from western Missouri, and ever since speaks with an Australian twang", "https://youtu.be/ZCYGI0LvQws\n\nThe British woman is in this video. He's spot on about how funny it is, and I'm going straight to hell.", "Learning the language and learning the accent are two completely separate things, why are you straw-manning me?", "Right there with you.", "One day after my divorce I suddenly could speak with a British accent flawlessly. Despite living there for 2 years I couldn’t get it. It always sounded so cockney and ridiculous. One day I woke up and could do a convincing one. Strangest thing.", "This is my take. It's not an \"Irish accent\", it just sounds like one.", "60 minutes has gone down the drain in terms of quality reporting. At least I'm old enough (40) to remember when I used to respect them, but nowdays - can't believe I even clicked this...", "Bullshit.", "Did you watch the first video you linked, which *starts* with the caveat that he is using \"genetic\" in a rather unusual way and does not mean it they way you want to use it?", "The Australian lady is interesting because she even has those pauses in her speech patterns, as if she's searching for the correct English word to say.", "Put them under anesthesia and see what happens.", "I've watched and read pretty much everything he has out that I can access. Maybe I linked the wrong one. Sucks to be me in that case. Regardless, you have a couple of names that are really well worth having a look at even if you are sceptical. If you have an open mind and are interested in interesting stuff(at least to me) try this one.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZA3NPpBs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSZA3NPpBs) (2 hours)\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4NkItgf0E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp4NkItgf0E) (5m excerpt)", "Specifically 60 Minutes Australia, which I don't think is related to CBS's 60 Minutes other than the name", "She sounds as Irish as Sean Connery in Darby McGill and the little people." ]
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[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/zn-UHHSfxdo
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[ "I'm sorry. Hobby pets?", "Some people keep food pets", "Like a cheese cake furrie?", "I feel like as a vegetarian for 20 years I’m not qualified to provide more information BUT I kind of remember stories of people who raise livestock and develop an owner-pet bond with the animals even though they will eventually eat them.", "I like vegetables too!!" ]
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How to keep hobby pets free from lice or other germs | Vermic | Lice killer injections
https://youtu.be/rX6d88VD7lw
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[ "I wish that there was some way to filter these Rogan clips so that I could just watch ones like this were Joe actually says little to nothing at all and the guest just tells their story.", "Yes, Joe Rogan Lite, a channel in which he’s edited out. Brilliant", "It's called \"everything except Joe Rogan's show.\"", "Cheers, TIL." ]
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The Strange History of Coca-Cola
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AWGVYpAaQc
/r/videos/comments/qqhzd9/the_hillsborough_stadium_disaster_massive_human/
[ "Horrific story. I didn't know that there were 38 children/teenagers who died as part of that.", "Looking at the facial expressions of people pressed against the fence I thought, well *that* guy looks pretty relaxed though... oh.", "Dear Americans, \n \nwe love you. but for the love of god, when you see \"borough\" in a placename in the UK, its pronounced \"burr-ah\", MOST DEFINETLEY NOT \"bore-oh\".", "American here. I pronounce it more like “burr-oh”", "sorry dude, thats wrong and will mark you as an outsider if you ever visit. you will be denied access to the secret areas with all the cool shit and will have to languish in the overpriced outsider zones. you might also catch a beating/mugging by the resident nutter, whom we employ for such things. \nhere - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TvuehfD1PM", "No one cares.", "The people that live there do Mr North Mexican.", "Now let's just go the full 9 yards for tragic and horrific events at a live event and post the Great White fire. One of the most terrifying videos you'll ever see. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/D4xaWMKBlw4", "......apart from an entire nation.", "You guys can't even pronounce \"British\". You pronounce it as \"Bri'ish\"", "To this day people in the area largely boycott The Sun because of their vile coverage of this event. If only the rest of the UK had followed suit.", "lol, oh *please*. tell me more, from 4000 miles away, about how we pronounce stuff wrong in our own country in the language we invented. you cant even say the \"l\" in solder.", "Side note: This youtube channel is fucking dope. Watch his video on nutty putty cave lol...if you dare!", "Why do you call it the Great White Fire? Just curious, all firefighters I know call it the Station Nightclub fire. It's a tremendous event to go over building fire codes and building inspections, such a preventable tragedy.", "Always a chilling watch.", "the headline act (band) was called Great White", "Thank you! Never knew that", "When you mark people as outsiders over there, do you draw a big X on their face and spit on them?\n\nBut really, wtf is this? Different English-speaking regions of the world pronounce some words slightly different than others. You're gonna have to deal with it.", "I'm not sure if you've ever heard of a little thing called a *dialect*. Pronouncing things differently is part of what makes a dialect. Many English dialects will pronounce that word, and many other words very differently from each other. So unbunch your panties you snob. \n\n> how we pronounce stuff wrong in our own country in the language we invented\n\nWell you didn't invent it. English finds its roots as a West Germanic language imported to Britain by the Anglo Saxons. The Norse played a key role in transition Old English to Middle English. Modern English evolved from there. Languages aren't invented dummy", "Yeah not everyone is bri'ish. Get over it.", "That's a strange way to refer to yourself.", "Checking in from Sweden to look at pompous British being schooled. Man UK is a horrible conglomeration of people that speak English less fluently then most Europeans (Swedes speak extremely well except for some that say sh- instead of ch-). I can’t imagine why this chap would choose to die on the “please, we don’t have completely phonetic altering accents here; I’m right because I’m British” hill —", "Tell me all about how you mispronounce Nike; an American brand based on a Greek word. Is it because you Brits invented Greek? ;)", "97 victims now. A man who suffered serious brain damage on the day died earlier this year. The coroner ruled that his death was the result of the injuries sustained at Hillsborough.", "Not so much in the area around the stadium which is in Sheffield, but in Liverpool. The Sun blamed the crush on their supporters.", "It's referred to as The Scum in Liverpool.", "south Yorkshire police are cunts. Also listening to Americans say Nottingham is kinda funny.", "I hate crowds, so I can't imagine putting myself in this situation.", "Nawtenghayum", "Oh wow, you mean to say the police is actually entierly useless in doing the thing they're supposed to? I would never have guessed..\n\nEdit: Can't wait for all the salty police to cry in my DMs", "Prove it, send me a picture of something you stole from your neighbor.", "Sadly they still sell newspapers made by the same people as the sun", ">Different English-speaking regions of the world pronounce some words slightly different \n \nyes, and i accept that. you can pronounce garage, tomato or adult anyway you like. we dont care. but when youre talking about placenames and peoples names *in the same language* its different and you have to get it right. imagine someone inserting extra sounds into your name, and consider if you would think its right. would you just carry on letting them pronounce it differently when theyre talking to you, or would you correct them?", ">Pronouncing things differently is part of what makes a dialect. \n \nno, dialect differences do not apply with placenames or peoples names. theres a right way and a wrong way to say them. for example, when someone pronounces your name wrong, you would correct them, wouldnt you? \ninterestingly, as with every town in the UK, there will be an american town called hillsborough, and if i went there no doubt they will pronounce it the american way. and if i went there, so would i, because thats now become the correct way to say it there. \n \nnow, on a slight tangent, borough is an an interesting one. it(and its variations) are a suffix applied to a town in ye olde days which denotes that it sends a representative to parliament. as such, there are many towns and cities which have the suffix, and every single one of them is pronounced burr-ah, in every single UK accent because thats the way its always been. the American mispronunciation comes from reading the word and trying to pronounce it as its spelled. \n \n \n \n>English finds its roots as a West Germanic...... \n \nyes i know, and perhaps invented was the wrong term.", "While we are at it, let's add the Colectiv Fire that killed 64 people: https://youtu.be/eDBDqjdeylA \n\nSkip to 11:00 to see a reconstruction of the events. Indoor pyrotechnics and flammable walls are recipe for disaster; who knows how many other venues are tinderboxes just like these two examples. I will always remember this event, because I had been at a party venue that same night. We also had indoor pyrotechnics.", "An entire nation does not give a fuck how we pronounce a singular word. Shut up lol.", "you dont mind it when someone pronounces your name wrong?", "well, these days most people say nike-e, although the older someone is the more likely they will pronounce it without the end e. back in the day we wouldnt pronounce the end e, because it wasnt advertised on TV and we didnt know any better. but when we learned how the company pronounced it we were happy enough to accept that as the correct pronunciation. same with adidas and porsche.", "Some random guy in another country pronounces the name of my town wrong? No, I don't really care lol.", "its not just one town, its every town with the suffix and variations of the suffix. and its not just one guy, its every guy from only one specific country. the Australians and new Zealanders can get it right, why cant you lot?", "Yeah, still doesn't bother me. Our dialects are different man, not really a huge deal.", "No one gives a shit", "i can assure you, they do.", "these are horrific sitautions. I used to go to concerts (in my younger days) all the time and always hated being squeezed in with a lot of people. I went to a show in Camden NJ, at an outside venue, and could see the amount of people- usually I know they're there, but can't really see it- I was on edge the whole time. I was at a pro team parade once where there was over a million people. I would've freaked the eff out had I known that or seen it. Small venues, large venues- it doesn't matter now for me- I've seen too much and been a part of things that were barely even a tenth of what the Station/Hillsborough/astro and it is terrifying.", "All because they fired their best chief officer just before the event and focused more on hooliganism than safety.", "They also lied and said people were pissing on each other apparently", "#FUCK THE S\\*N", "Can’t tell why you’re being downvoted. Even outside of everything else that was their fault, cops were literally putting people back into the crush. They fucked up big time.", "I expected it honestly because people get salty, that's all. I think a lot of cops think they're doing something good, and while that might be true on a *individual* scale, it simply isn't reflected in the statistics. If you were to see like.. An assault for example (this is in the UK still btw) and you call 999, the police *probably* won't turn up until *at least* 30 minutes later. And then they probably won't do anything really. If you look at the statistics for crimes that actually even end up in anyone being *arrested* it's nothing. Where I checked it said that only 11% of all reports of a \"*Serious Crime*\" result in an arrest, but if an Extinction Rebellion protest happens then there are suddenly 10 police cars, K9-units, mounted police and PCSO officers fucking swarming the place carrying off protestors. How the Police works right now is *obviously* not working in terms of *what they are 'supposed' to do*... ***HOWEVER***...\n\nThere's also this missunderstanding about why police exist and what their purpose is. In the US, at first, the police was there to catch run-away slaves, and in the UK they existed to stop working class people from getting too uppety. That's what they were *made* to do. To protect *Capital*, and that is what they are doing, not for people at the bottom of the ladder, but for the people who *own* that capital. People have been raised to think police are there to protect them, and that sentiment obviously sticks with people, especially police who think what they're doing is an overall good for society, but that just isn't the case. \n\nI'm a bit harsh with police, but that is because I'm AFAB and some interractions I've had with police have left me scared and distrtustful of them. I can honestly say, hand over heart that I wouldn't call the police unless it was absolutely the only thing I could do. I've had experiences, my friends have had experiences, especially my friends who were sexworkers at the time, and I've read too many stories to not be genuinely scared of police. It is what it is. I'm alright with some people on the internet getting pressed over it. That doesn't mean that my attitude isn't justified or what I'm saying is any less true. \n\nAlso, thanks for the encouragement, I appreciate it. <3", "I was with a friend at Old Trafford watching Manchester United play Derby County on the same day as the Hillsborough disaster. They announced over the tannoy system that there was a riot at the Liverpool v Forest match and the entire stadium cheered; we didn't find out what happened until we got home. When we got back to school on Monday we found out that our teacher had been at Hillsborough, he described having the image of a man in purple underpants etched in his memory and I guess it's eteched in mine now too. Only football match I have ever been to, we were about 11.", "Damn, 27 years to get justice!? That sort of thing should have been straightened out in like 6 months tops. Cover up indeed.", "> for example, when someone pronounces your name wrong, you would correct them, wouldnt you?\n\nIf they were from a different country and had a different dialect, no I wouldn't because I'm not a twat. But I will point out your horrendous grammar since you're so concerned with how everyone uses English. You seem to be allergic to apostrophe's and make copious use of run on sentences. I thought you invented this language? You can't even use it correctly?\n\nEDIT: I almost forgot to reply to the stupidest part of your post. \n\n> no, dialect differences do not apply with placenames or peoples names.\n\nThey absolutely do you dimwit lol. That's how languages evolve **and** how the names of places and people will change throughout history. Because the linguistic dialect will shift and begin pronouncing those things differently. It's a term called Linguistic Drift. Good reading if you'd like to begin your education on, well anything.", "The footage of those people trapped at the main door is horrific. The tragedy is many may have survived had all of the exits been used equally.", "Peter Jones - final report from Hillsborough disaster for BBC's Sport On Two, April 15th 1989 / ivortheinjun\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieVUJZJbeiM\n\nAnd the sun shines now", "We aren't talking about someone's name. It's part of the name of a place that also appears in the US. The difference in pronunciation is understandable and not a big deal. If you are worried about labeling people as outsiders though based on pronunciation, knock yourself out. Sounds like loads of fun.", "People with different accents and dialects pronounce words from the same language in different ways. \n\nI'm sorry this is news to you.", "Your name is personal to you. And people putting in the effort to pronounce it correctly is a sign of respect to you. \n\nEven then though, there's a big difference between \"saying it correctly\" and \"pronouncing it correctly\". You're bitching over a very slight pronunciation / affectation difference in the pronunciation of a suffix. In all my years living in countries with different languages and accents, people both mispoke my name and very commonly made slight mispronunciations of my name based on their accent - I'd only ever correct the former. You can't necessarily even fix the latter. People with my/your same name in different countries may be used to pronouncing it differently, and expect you to do the same when addressing them\n\nPronunciation of common words that aren't personal to you are fair game. People with different accents and dialects straight up pronounce things differently - naturally. \n\nEven worse for you, the US accent is far closer to the common English accent of the 1700s than the modern range of UK accents are today. The pronunciation in the US might be more original and more \"correct\".", "> in the same language\n\nThere are vast differences in accent and dialect *in the same language* across the world.... Even across a singular country. People pronounce names and places quite differently in different parts of the UK.\n\nDo you bitch at them too? Imagining that everyone should say things exactly as you say them on the street you grew up on?\n\n> you have to get it right\n\nYou don't. \n\n> your name\n\nYour name is a personal form of address. A location name is a location name. \n\n> letting them pronounce it differently when theyre talking to you, or would you correct them?\n\nI would correct them if they intentionally wanted to try to pronounce it with my accent or if they outright spoke it incorrectly. \n\nThere's a vast difference between saying something entirely incorrectly - like saying \"California\" as \"Canifella\"... and accent / dialect differences that make the same words sound slightly different to people with different linguistic backgrounds. In the latter case, you're not even technically wrong.\n\nBlame your shallow and insular upbringing for your inability to deal with this. The rest of the world can.", "That isn’t really true mate, I lead teams of software engineers, many in UKIR are between 28 and 40ish and without fail, since the cliched chat of “American” vs English pops up often, the pronunciation of Nike is always brought up and I have never heard a single Brit argued it pronounced “Nike-ee”. Head on over to TikTok to any video arguing pronunciation and take a look, mostly young people arguing how in Europe it is pronounced rhyming with bike.", "what if i told you we dont infact hire a local nutter to police pronunciations. that we dont actually have secret areas and outsider zones. and consider, just for a moment, that we also might not ostracise visitors by labelling them outsiders when they pronounce something wrong. you may possibly, *just possibly*, conclude that i was exaggerating in that comment for comic effect.", "> because I'm not a twat\n\noh, i beg to differ. your comments to me so far have been very condescending. you go on to correct me on grammar trying to conflate it with my argument about pronunciation, which i believe is called a strawman. youve called me a snob, a dummy and a dimwit and just been a bit of an all round cunt when i have been nothing but polite to you. \n \nwith all that considered, you are a bit of a twat, arent you?", "Probably lol. But snobbery on your level really brings out the worst in me. Claiming any sort of intellectual superiority based on your local dialect is not only stupid, it's linguistically incorrect. And to be taking that stance, while having terrible written grammar, is laughably hypocritical. This isn't a strawman, and the fact that you think it is just points to your further ineptitude.", ">This isn't a strawman \n \nyes it bloody well is. its a classic strawman. i was specifically talking about pronunciation, you then attacked my grammar as a way to try and discredit my argument about pronunciation. i wasnt arguing anything about grammar, and grammar has nothing to do with pronunciation, so how on earth is it *not* a strawman? \n \nlook, im not interested in talking to you further. youre a bit of a snider, and as such im not really bothered what you think.", "I already pointed out in my previous comments why your initial points were stupid and snobbish. I further added the comments about your grammar to communicate how hilariously hypocritical your reasoning was. \n\n> im not really bothered what you think.\n\nSounds great bud! Tell that to your fingers they keep replying to me.", "The cops were partially responsible for this disaster - ofcourse it was a cover up.", "Can someone who is well versed on the inquiries (nobody else, please - just those people) shed light on why the people who didn't have tickets yet tried to get in without paying are 0% liable? I've never understood how that could be true, but I haven't read the inquiries." ]
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The Hillsborough Stadium Disaster - Massive human crush and stampede that killed 96 people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu8dyHKoEhQ
/r/videos/comments/qqihgw/norm_macdonald_first_episode_a_hilarious_disaster/
[ "Can you explain to the folks at home who this guy is?", "The best worst stuntman in the galaxy.\nSuper Dave Osborn show. 1987.", "Adam Eget, he jerks off punks under the queensboro bridge for $15 a pop", "By god....", "How can you not post the entire episode??\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw3gJoM9yD4\n\nIt's my favorite episode, it's so perfect.", "My favorite Norm joke is in this episode. \"Some gold plated chain would make for a nice retirement gift to a very good slave\". \n\nGod, the reaction from Super Dave always kills me. \"Are you serious? Did you just say that?\"", "This was edited and cut out some great material.", "\"this was written years ago\"", "I'll never understand why he didn't put out an album to showcase that silky voice.", "You dirty dog!" ]
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videos
Norm Macdonald (First Episode) A Hilarious Disaster ft. Super Dave
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqil94/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqil94/deleted_by_user/
[ "What are they doing to this poor cat?", "\"Hobby pets\" WTF???", "She was using her finger at about 1:20 in to establish dominance, just like cats do swatting with their paws. Did you see how the cat completely changed body language after that? \n\nAlthough I suppose it likely wouldn't have turned out well had the cat not been convinced the human to be the more dominant one." ]
3
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[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqime1/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqime1/deleted_by_user/
[ "Pls stop", "I was skeptical but, it's fucking hilarious good job", "lmao this is great", "Welp.... I guess with AI voiceover careers are over.", "Mr. Krabs singing dolla dolla bills yall, needs to be next.", "Now ask Tom Kenny to do it and see how they compare.", "SpongeBot", "Oh no. He might get upset that you ripped off a song that he pretty much ripped off.", "Improve on this and give us Amish Paradise.", "how much work is it to even do this?", "Basically zero. It's quite literally copy and pasting lyrics into an already trained \"AI\" that's freely available online. Something like 15.ai", "To an extent, I think the work probably comes into the tuning and the pitch of whatever the bot spits out to make it \"sing\".", "These reposts are getting ridiculous", "this is the way", "I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/videos.\n\nIt might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.\n\nI'm not perfect, but you can help. Report \\[ False Negative \\]\n\nYouTube video upload date: 11/09/2021 7:03 PM EST\n\nView Search On repostsleuth.com\n\nScope: Reddit | Filter: False | Target: 75% | Check Title: False | Max Age: None | Searched Images: 252,028,377 | Search Time: 0.77701s", "I was looking up tutorials after asking that and found some site called uber duck that has tons of ai voices. Big L was one of the most impressive. You can make songs with dead rapper's voices. That's insane. I'd imagine not too far into the future it would be hard to distinguish real from fake. What I am interested in doing is expanding soundboards I use for prank calls. They all have limited dialogue and there are just some responses they really need to make prank calls last longer." ]
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videos
[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqiorr/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqiorr/deleted_by_user/
[ "Did he seriously ask if it’s real? Serious question: Why do people like this guy so much? He always came across as kind of a douche to me.", "Screw people who don’t know things and ask questions to find out.", "He knew what it was. It’s not this uncommon term. He was questioning the validity of it. So yeah screw people who insinuate that mental disorders are fake.", "That’s his thing maaaaaan. He questions everything broooooo", "Who David S. Pumkins?" ]
5
videos
[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3imMiERdU
/r/videos/comments/qqisct/braking_into_the_international_security_convention/
[ "Hit the brakes", "*Breaking", "Wanted to upvote, but the wrong word in the title gets me.", "No Gas, All Brakes", "/r/ActLikeYouBelong" ]
5
videos
Braking Into The International Security Convention
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqj729/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqj729/deleted_by_user/
[ "His surname checks out!", "Who?", "Omg, stop posting concert videos wtf" ]
3
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[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqjd47/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqjd47/deleted_by_user/
[ "Is that a monkey? 0:07 - 0:12", "Its a squirrel", "JFC that music. Awesome jumping though." ]
3
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[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL3AZGw9xZM
/r/videos/comments/qql73r/can_a_new_fuel_solve_climate_change/
[ "The only way to solve global warming is to find a green fuel that is more profitable than fossil fuel. The ONLY thing that matters is money. Sad but true.", "The guy who made the video is a respected scientist and actually addressed a lot of these claims", "Problem solved. Check mate climate alarmists", "I've been told that any title in the form of a question can be answered, \"No.\"", "This is a terrible research with a mediocre solution. Nothing can \"solve climate change\". The saturation levels of CO2 in the atmospheric will not decrease. The only thing we can do is effectively mitigate a worse situation by cutting pumping more into the atmosphere.", "Money was the green fuel all along.", "the green fuel was the friends we made along the way" ]
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Can a new fuel solve climate change?
https://youtu.be/SvelUGKffjk
/r/videos/comments/qql9ka/the_greatest_ad_ever_made/
[ "They’re not trying to be anything other than what they are. Corny, but I love it.", "You just sold it to me, great service!", "Fucking hell, that was hilarious all the way through." ]
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The greatest ad ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTiyc-o0E2I
/r/videos/comments/qqlu23/red_hot_chili_peppers_stopping_their_set_at_a/
[ "Well that’s very different from the shit show at Woodstock in which the promoters begged them to help stop the mob setting fire to the place and they went out and played Hendrix “Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire”. Hopefully they regretted the Woodstock moment.", "thats terrifying.", "A year later the same festival had the same issues but it was Limp Bizkit playing and unlike the Chili Peppers when asked to stop the music by security they kept playing and subsequently a 16 year old girl was killed .", "This was the big day out festival, it was huge in Australia from 94 until 2014. What's fucked up is that the next year a young girl died after being crushed in the mosh pit during a Limp Bizkit show, they were the headliners so of course their show was packed. Ever since this incident I've always said fuck Fred Durst because he could see people were being crush and did shit about it. His response was also to leave the country the next day and pussy out on facing any of the repercussions. Fuck Fred Durst.", "I went to the Auckland leg of this festival the same year and there was a really gnarly crush. Don't know if anyone died but a year later they introduced these barriers that segmented the crowd into smaller chunks and it totally stopped the crushes being so bad. I just thought that would be standard practise these days?", "If this was Travis Scott he would have single-handedly disembowelled everyone in the venue with a spork before nuking the world's most populous city, and pissing into the face of a baby.", "Read the last part as I’m sitting here with my baby on my lap, made me spit out my drink" ]
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Red Hot Chili peppers stopping their set at a festival in 2000, with lead singer Anthony Kiedis addressing the crowd and the danger of crushing and telling security to make it a "peaceful mission"
https://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I
/r/videos/comments/qqnsfa/softstop_barrier_system_projects_giant_stop_sign/
[ "Pretty cool gadget and, hopefully, about as idiot proof as it's possible to get without a physical barrier. Just have to hope no-one hacks it to protect a picture of a brick wall roadrunner stylee...", "Make a complete stop, yield, continue when safe.\n\nI mean this is nice and everything, but shouldn't they use the No Entry a.k.a. Do Not Enter sign instead?", "Imo, stop sign is more universal and also implies that they didn't go the wrong way. Just that they need to stop for some reason. \n\nDo not enter might make someone turn around as well(they might assume they made a wrong turn) , and head the wrong direction on the road.", "They also keep the red lights above or on the side of the tunnel entrance.", "Or porn. As has been done to Wi-Fi enabled road signs and billboards before.", "They should have a grate at the bottom to catch the water to let it cycle round; considering there is a water shortage, this is wasting quite a lot.\n\nIf you think they're already doing this, you didn't watch the video.\n\n[https://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I?t=84](https://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I?t=84)", "This works on each asshole who it's intended for exactly once before they learn to just blow through.", "Car stops just past floating stop sign. Emergency/authorised vehicle can't see beyond bright floating stop sign. Smash.", "I don't know that your comment deserves downvoting. But either way, there's nothing to hint that they're not already using water they have caught in the same drains this water would be running into.", "Most tunnel authorities have CCTV and control rooms that are in constant comms with their operational vehicles. Those vehicles are almost certainly more likely to be on scene before emergency services as they're usually stationed at either end of or at critical junctions.", "They will have this, you can't dump tons of water over a short period of time onto a road without some sort of drainage/reuse mechanism. I imagine the filtering of the water isn't a fun job though considering how much road debris it will pick up!", "I'm surprised they didn't try a traffic light first.", "And as you can see in the selection of video clips they have, it only works when it's dark.", "If you watch the video, you can easily see through it to make sure it's safe to proceed.", "I guess you're technically correct. Once the overheight vehicle has blown through once, it's not overheight any more.", "I was talking about the stupid water stop sign but yes also.", "That’s pretty cool. I wonder if something like foam strips would work better like those ones at drive through car washes. A mechanism could drop them down and have a similar effect without adding the complexity of water to the process.", "Sorry. Watched the video again and realised I was thinking of other coverage I saw for the sign, which indicated that stopping overheight vehicles was the main use for it. Somehow it's fairly common for truckies to ignore height limits for tunnels, but the tunnel always wins.", "Love the tech and would love to know more bit what a horrible mixed video. Barely cpuld hear the guy over that shitty music.", "Another sensible comment being downvoted. Wtf is happening to reddit? Catching and recycling the water through a grate would not only make environmental sense and conserve the water, it would prevent a puddle from creating dangerous road conditions and would act like a rumble strip to slow drivers down. Why the hell are you goobers downvoting that?\n\nedit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImU1mG7QC4I&t=84s\n\nIt currently just creates a massive puddle on the other side.", ">They will have this, you can't dump tons of water over a short period of time onto a road without some sort of drainage/reuse mechanism.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I?t=84", "ah yes, all those bright well lit **tunnels** are going to be in a pickle", "Doesn't seem worth it for something which only operates during emergency.", "11foot8 was raised! It now has a clearance of 12 feet 4 inches. It still snags a really tall truck, every once in a while.", "People blow through them in states like Georgia where they're rarely used. Think about it this way: if it's green 98 percent of the time and on your commute daily, you eventually forget to look.", "Love the sarcasm and confident ignorance, show me a water projector screen working outdoor in daytime. \n\n\nIt's not in the tunnel, the whole point is to stop you from going in the tunnel. The entrance of the tunnel is well lit, and no projector is going to show a sign in the day time. All you're going to see is falling water, which I suppose could be enough. But then why waste money on the projector? \n\n\nThis is a company that installs water projector art installations trying to make more money by trying to enter a different market. It's a stupid idea.", "It's not a normal sign, it's apparently only used in specific situations like emergencies in the tunnel where they need to ensure everyone knows to stop immediately. The entrance isn't a normal stopping point, this is basically last-resort to tell everyone to stop.\n\nThe fact that it's water means it's not a hard barrier that you'll risk driving into (which itself would cause a problem)\n\nedit: it dawned on me a perfect example exists in my city. There's a tunnel that cars are not allowed to enter and it had many clear markings but people kept driving in, missing all the signs. They added more signs, more lights, more painted signs .... and still, while it seems fewer people drive in, it still happens. You evidently need something right in the driver's line of sight, because they're ultra focused on the tunnel entrance.", "It didn’t bother me as I was having a dance to the music and enjoying the lights.", "They need to install this on the raised clearance 12 feet 4 inches bridge you always see the videos on YouTube.", "But we do see a shot of it running down into the tunnel, maybe there is but it'd probably still be better for a grate beneath it.\n\n[https://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I?t=84](https://youtu.be/ImU1mG7QC4I?t=84)\n\nAlso if there is a grate further down, the water would have collected a ton of debris and need excessive filtering.", "Literally. I'm getting downvotes by people who didn't look at the video...", "I know right. I don't understand why people are just assuming I'm wrong when we can clearly see in the video that it's not happening. even if it is further down into the tunnel, it'd pick up loads of road debris and need quite a lot of filtering, having a grate directly beneath it would be the best solution.", "Meh, too expensive. Why would the city want to pay for that when they can just put up a steal beam and idiots who run into it have to pay damanges to their own stuff themselves?", "And if the emergency takes over an hour to resolve? I've been stuck in traffic for over 2 hours before due to someone threatening to take their life on the motorway, if someone was in the tunnel with a gun and they were trying to quell the situation, that sign would be running non-stop for multiple hours wasting gallons of water, heck just 1 minute would probably be wasting an insane amount.", "A few hours once or twice a year doesn't seem like a big deal. Contrast that with the cost of making a closed loop system with filtration and pumps, probably not worth it. Just speculating here.", "11Foot8 could use something like this.", ">If you're downvoting my comment \n\nI didn't downvote until I saw this line.", ">Wtf is happening to reddit? \n\nBots and troll farms.", "Drainage water is never collected point of contact on the road surface. The engineers will have installed drains either side of the road downstream.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgEgZ2Pv4kw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgEgZ2Pv4kw) might be useful for you, alternatively just take a stroll to a busy road and look at how the drains are installed and how the road is concave to encourage the water to flow into the drains.\n\nCivil engineering and drain water management is fascinating!", "I don't think you quite appreciate how bad the current water shortage is then honestly. It's the worst it's ever been and it's set to be the next biggest disaster we could face. I'm not thinking about the cost to governments/councils, I'm thinking about the world, if they want this system, they should have to pay to make it sustainable and eco friendly. It's not a bad system, good for the short term, but it's highly wasteful and terrible in the long term.", "They should put these in my city. Everyone is always running through red lights.", "You don't save the world by making expensive fixes for negligable problems. \n\nNot sure if you mean water shortage or drinking water shortage. It's not like the water is gone, it's going into the drain to be filtered again eventually. Sure this is an extra cost but if you want to fix the water problem then there are probably more effective ways.", "I have a crazy idea... how about literal curtains that unroll under gravity? Then you don't need to worry about water pressure, nozzle plugging, etc... Nah, it's a totally crazy idea. There's absolutely no way to use curtains. A fool's dream!", "happy?", "While I understand that for rainwater and typical roads you'd find drainage at either side, we're basing that on speculation in regards to this video, there may be a way of draining the excess water, but that is not evident in the video, we can only go off the facts we have and make our opinions based on such, to base them on speculation would be a mistake.", "Go back and read that first line again and apply it from the other point of view, that sentence is a double-edged sword. I literally couldn't care less how much money rich people have to pay to make the world more eco-friendly, even if it's by a smaller margin, they have the money and that's simply that, I do not sympathise with the costs necessary to make the planet more eco friendly.\n\nFiltered water is running out, I appreciate that not everyone really understands that, but did you know that fashion is one of the biggest causes of the water shortage? Not cause drinking water is fashionable, but because of the amount of water it takes to make items of clothing, we can't just stick a hose in the ocean and start using that water, it's more complicated than that, we're running low on filtered water for everything, not just drinking. Honestly go look up the water shortage.", "You go ahead and assume incompetence all you like if it makes you feel better buddy! Just don't let that cynicism consume you!", "Or on [Storrow Drive in Boston.](https://www.universalhub.com/2021/perfectly-executed-storrowing)", "I kind of feel like just a projector shooting a beam down at the ground would accomplish the same thing and not involve water logistics.\n\n​\n\nyou would want to use a very rear angle for it though so it doesn't go 'strait down' and hit people's windshiled dead on.", "Pretty much the American approach to everything", "very cool", "Maybe you are not getting my point. Does breaking up the road surface to make a drain, add pumps, filters, controls, maintenance etc not cost more than the cost of letting it occasionally drain and go through the water treatment system. I'm not convinced that is better for the environment.\n\nIf you take this money and put it somewhere where it has a continuous use vs only in emergencies. Use it for water treatment or for measures against global warming.\n\nA dollar spent in one place might be worth 10 elsewhere. I'm not doubting that it is bad to spill good water, but perhaps the damage is not worth the investment. (from an eco perspective as well)", "Curtains would be a hazard as it prevents emergency vehicles from quickly entering in fear of something immediately behind the curtain, and the curtain could get caught easily in certain emergency vehicles.\n\nThe curtain would also need to be changed regularly, this probably wouldn't require a huge amount of maintenance.", "I was thinking of those butcher shop strip curtains. They could work.", "They did? It's mentioned in the video that they noticed motorists continued through despite flashing lights.", "Dams are at 97% mate. There's no water shortage.", "Maybe, but they could potentially be difficult to see if they're clear and that could cause an accident itself if a car goes into them at speed and it gets caught or even just scares the driver.", "Wouldn't that make you more aware? A lot of longer tunnels in my country have traffic lights that are off unless shit is going on in the tunnel where the tunnel gets closed. So when the traffic lights are always turned off them being on should make you more aware and not less.", "We'll have to wait for Tom Scott to cover this topic.", "Anything physical can cause issues... Imagine a motorcycle going through them at high speed, or even just at the speed limit. It can get tangled in moving parts, it can get torn off... And then you need something to roll them back up if they only unfurl with gravity.\n\nI'm sure it's part of the many things they considered.", "The thing is that they're always in use on the exits, but I've only seen them change from green on my commute 3 times in two years. I've definitely blown past one and I'm more cautious than most.\n\nThey're used so little that people forget they exist.", "Blindly trusting a government funded body to do the right thing is probably worse than being cynical of it.\n\nEDIT: You downvote this?! Jesus drink the koolaid much?", "Potentially, but now we're just debating semantics and not the facts on display.", "Or a motorbike", "So UN Water specifically states that it's based on each country. This video was taken in Australia, where dams are not commonplace and I'm assuming you're referring to US dams - correct me if I'm wrong. Anyway, current climate and environmental representatives in Aus have stated publicly that Aus needs to begin conserving water. Saying this, America often suffers from droughts, and this is often covered by right and left media alike, it's not some conspiracy theory to say that water is rapidly declining for many places.", "And if it is an emergency they might hydroplane?", "I'm confused, what semantics? I got your message from the start. I don't mean to debate what is on display, rather what solution is best for the environment.", "Goatse would project pretty great there, just saying.", "If the tunnel itself didn't have a draining mechanism, it would flood uncontrollably with every rainstorm. If it can't handle this downpour of water from this system, it would fail every storm.", "U/Hip_Hop_Pirate: \"Firefighters need to setup catch basins when using their hoses, we cant have firefighters water water in an emergency!\"", ">you can't dump tons of water over a short period of time onto a road without some sort of drainage/reuse mechanism.\n\nWell you can, that happens already when it rains.", "As this is \"new\" technology, and I'd suggest it's used infrequently, the tunnel operator is unlikely to retrofit additional drainage. If what is in place can cope they won't spend additional money / cause further delays to traffic.\n\nIn my experience tunnels in Australia have numerous drainage systems and filtration systems to cope with not only the quantity of water, but the length of the tunnel and the intricacies of rise and fall over the length of the tunnel. Add to that the matter of water running downhill there would be *some* drainage at this point but there has to be loads of drainage below this point in any case as the safety element dictates that pumping/drainage would need to be capable of coping with flooding events.\n\nDebris will absolutely collect in this water. But if the maintenance crews are doing their job the tunnels are cleaned of significant debris regularly anyway, which will reduce the burden placed upon the filtration systems installed (the filter systems themselves being maintained and frequently cleaned).\n\nThe newer tunnels Brisbane and the Metro being built currently in Melbourne would 100% have very, very high sustainability targets to adhere to. Not only imposed on an operational level, but legislatively also. All of which will have e been factored into the design and budget.\n\nMost of Sydney's tunnels which have been operating for a significant time already are unlikely to add additional drainage unless the quantity of water generated is quite Substantial.\n\nThis has been my book report. Thank you for listening.", "It will probably just be using grey water from a tank with a mains backup, not like this is used super often anyway", "You don’t live in Aus, I do. Dams are fucking full mate and we use stormwater for all sorts of shit. \nA silly water sign in a tunnel that gets used a handful of times a year, and drains its water into the tunnels drainage system is not a concern.", "They raised it, it's something like 12'4\" now.", "Traffic lights should still do the job.\n\nKeyword being should. Unfortunately when the lights are almost always off people don’t notice them and so may not even stop if they are on.", "No shit. That doesn't mean that creating a huge puddle at the entrance is a good idea.", "Well when you watch the video you'll see that there are in fact a bunch of red lights, so I guess the planners felt that this was not enough. The fact that it's a narrow tunnel means there's not really anywhere to bail and they are not taking chances.", "Not that it isn't a cool solution, but how does it hold up in daylight? All the examples they showed were in the dark.", "You don't know what you are talking about.\n\nhttps://www.waternsw.com.au/supply/Greater-Sydney/greater-sydneys-dam-levels", "Nice idee", "I’m sure people have thought of the problems but I worry about the safety issues this could have. How far away does a truck need to be to trigger this sign? In the videos they were maybe ?200-300 feet and going at a slow speed. What if that truck was going 60mph - I don’t know if that would lead to enough time to react. What are the rates of hydroplaning if someone was to go through it? If someone was distracted when the sign goes down, does that lead to dangerous crashes?", "I bet those idiots don't know how to spell either!", "\"Free Market\"", "Show me a modern road that handles road traffic without some water management that doesn't fail and I will agree with you.", "Define fail.", "See civil engineering degree and road survey reports for how failure is defined in this environment. Each district / country has their own definition. In developed nations on highways such as the autobahn it can be a very slight pothole, standing water volume and duration is also included. You can find your own country/district requirements online usually, if not you can request them.", "See though, someone could go through these and get a free car wash at the same time", "And they’ll certainly won’t define failure as the road getting rained on.", "Didn't make a difference though did it (well not much)" ]
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Softstop barrier system projects giant stop sign on a curtain of water to stop motorists in emergency
https://youtu.be/V7QYxdDNi2o
/r/videos/comments/qqod74/toms_diner_explained/
[ "This is a masterpiece", "[for nostalgia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4jtIDaeaWI&ab_channel=SuzanneVegaVEVO)", "This is such an earworm, it's incredible to learn it was meant to be performed acapella", "Oh wow it's based off the coffee shop from Seinfeld!", "Oh wow, yep that's the one.\n\nTom's Restaurant was the locale that inspired Suzanne Vega's 1987 song \"Tom's Diner.\" Later, its exterior was used as a stand-in for the fictional Monk's Café in the television sitcom Seinfeld.\n\n https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%27s_Restaurant", "Once she said Tom's Restaurant I knew it had to be that one!", "[Great article on how this was used to test out early MP3 compression.](https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/19727/how-toms-diner-tuned-mp3)", "Awesome find, thanks for sharing.", "Is this really a popular song? I’ve never heard of it and to me it sounds like something I would make up on the spot like singing what I’m doing.. “I am typing on my tablet and I think about my laundry, should I do a dark or white wash? Have I time before the meeting?”", "The referenced mix by DNA was big in the early 90s: https://youtu.be/j4jtIDaeaWI", "Like Randy Newman!", "I don't get the fondness for that place. Today, its just a regular, ordinary, run-of-the-mill diner. Not \"bad\" but not noteworthy in any way.", "Must dig out my 45rpm n play it.", "Oh I bet this sounds awesome on vinyl.", "It does", "It [went to #1 in a lot of countries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom%27s_Diner#Charts_and_certifications) and made #5 on the US Billboard hot 100 in \\~1990.", "My SO and I were disagreeing about what genre this song is, and then we found out that I had never heard the original, and she had never heard the remix.", "I think it was very heavily played on radio back in the early 90's. Almost everyone I know has heard it roughly a dozen times.", "But why did we need another copy of this on YouTube?", "Find anyone over 30 and start humming it, I guarantee they'll hum along. This song was everywhere.", "More people need to listen to Suzanne Vega, she's awesome.", "Karma is a hell of a drug", "TU TU TU RU TU TU RU RU \n\nTU TU TU TU TU RU RU\n\nTU TU TU RU TU TU RU RU\n\nTU TU RU TU TU RU RU", "This song has such comforting energy", "It was easy to miss the original, never heard it played on the radio personally. \n\nI guess it depends on what age you both are but I don't know you could have missed the remix, it got a lot of airtime when it was released...", "I’ve never really seen it packed out though so I don’t think there’s that much fondness for it. It’s not like it’s katz or something it’s just some diner near Columbia that had a song made about it and a facade for a tv show.", "She never said it was a fantastic restaurant, she said it was asking the corner from her office. So it was that convenient place to get done breakfast before work", "I’ve been there! Right next to Columbia. Nice place.", "I’m 33. Maybe it wasn’t a hit in the uk?", "I got to see her play a free, really intimate set at a bar one night in the early 2000’s. People sitting wherever they could, on top of laps, on the stair case, the bar was still loud and pouring. When she got to this song, the place quieted and all snapped their fingers along with her and she would step away from the mic during the “doo’s” and we all sang it together.", "This is the version I knew best and I would be humming this constantly. At the time I had a big crush on Suzanne Vega and her voice. TIL I guess I still do.", "The world's first .MP3 song", "/r/storytellingvideos", "It was a huge hit in the UK in the 90s", "I know this is Reddit so I shouldn’t be surprised but damn, what a reductive, ignorant take. Why don’t you write your own song and get it to sell 3 million copies if you can make something so similar and so easily?", "You should make something up and sing it.\n\nI’m sure you’ll do great. Make a fortune…", "The building houses NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies at Columbia University.", "Indeed, literally a number two UK hit in August of 1990, and number 32 on the 1990 year end UK charts.", "According to The Mental Floss article linked from the next reply:\n\nBefore the remix, it caught on with audiophiles and gained use as a standard example of a clean vocal track.\n\nSupposing it's remained standard, she might have encountered it while learning compression algorithms or judging some expensive headphones. Perhaps that's also how the remix artists did?", "[Now i originate!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dpvLjtT7jI) every time i hear toms diner", "Imagine how good it could be with some auto tuning and the professional Input from a major record company A&R man.\n\nBefore you react I’m being sarcastic. This is perfect just the way it is.", "Speaking of remixes, I first heard this melody through the classic RatPack tune [Searching for my Rizla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dpvLjtT7jI&t=134s). Looked like a total dumbass when much later on in life somebody put on Tom's Diner and I was confused for a second about which was the original.", "First time I ever saw Vega herself. I'm shocked. She's demure in a dazzling way.", "Haha, came here to boost this tune", "Damn I was like isn’t that the edm song? 😂", "i love moments like those. You get all goose pimply and people draw close in sharing a special moment.", "What an awful song", "Remix?", "This is the first time I'm seeing her in colour. The cover of her album was essentially a black-and-white photo of her face, so I remember that pretty clearly. That bone structure is intense.", "I wonder how she feels about Fallout Boy sampling it, and then the NBA beating the shit out of it for an entire season?", "This and luka were played a lot on the radio or mtv.", "Agreed - people think of luka but 99.9 and objects of desire are actually the classics. Both albums are mostly killer, little filler.", "[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4jtIDaeaWI).", "No idea that was a remix. TIL", "So are a million other identical diners. They're a dime a dozen.", "amazing piece of trivia, thanks for this!", "TIL there's a remix", "> a song made about it and a facade for a tv show.\n\nExactly my point. Where's the song for City Diner or Metro Diner? Lightning seems to have struck the same place twice.", "Is there anywhere to see a list of other \"audiophile approved\" tracks? I got some decent-ish headphones and people were recommending AC/DC's Back in Black as a superbly-recorded album, but I'd like to explore more.", "so what? this is the one she wrote a song about. it was the setting of creativity. doesn't necessarily have to be special to inspire.", "hopefully she and her accountant feel positively about these things.", "Why is it ignorant? I’m just saying it sounds silly to me. It was a hit in 1990 when I was 2 and music has moved on a lot since then. It’s just sounds odd to me. I’m not saying I could do better because clearly people see something in it that I don’t and I don’t get it. Don’t be so quick to get angry about stuff on the internet..", "Incredible melody.", "Maybe I will… \n\n“I was arguing about some video \nwith some guy who lived in blightey\nwho just asked if it was popular \nbecause He didn’t like a song\n\nI got mad because I loved it \nWhen I was a little person \nAnd I really can’t abide it \nWhen some people disagree", "You are more than welcome to write those songs ya know?", "No instruments but she does keep it clean though.", "Tbf fallout boy credited her as a cowriter and hoped it would bring the song back.\n\n>Stump described the inclusion as \"a tip of the hat\" to \"Tom's Diner\", a song which the band wanted to \"re-inject\" into popular culture.", "What does this have to do with the OP?", "Writing those songs wouldn't get us any closer to answering the question of what did those people see in Tom's diner to make both of them choose to immortalize that specific run-of-the-mill dime-a-dozen diner.", "Really? That's cool.", "Wow.. an actual whoosh", "There’s an entire compilation album of “Tom’s Diner” covers and parodies called *Tom’s Album* if you like the original.\n\nhttps://music.apple.com/us/album/toms-album/1443836067\n\nThere are some hilarious covers (“Jeannie’s Diner” turns the diner story into the intro from *I Dream of Jeannie*); and Vega’s own instrumental version (“Tom’s Diner (Reprise)”) is a stately & sublime bit of weirdness featuring a triangle, castanets, and a vibraslap.", "Bohemian rhapsody is a common one that gets recommended. Tame Impala has some awesomely mixed songs. I'm partial to the albums Lonerism and Currents. I also love the song Tropical Disease by the band Air.\n\n Whatever music platform you use, search \"songs to test headphones\" and you'll turn up tons of playlists.", "Sorry man I just don't hear a single.", "Suck it.", "She explains it in the video as a place where she ate breakfast daily before heading to work. It doesn't have to be a bib gourmand place for it to have sentimental value to someone.", "The sensation you're describing is called \"frisson\" not to be confused with asmr, a mistake a lot of people make, which is vaguely similar but not the same thing.\n\nI haven't looked in a while but /r/Frisson was a good resource for this (and may still be.)", "wow Ratpack, that's a name I haven't heard in a while!\n\ntop tunes.", "I was kinda making the opposite point. It just an ordinary diner and I don’t think she’s making some big statement about it besides that it’s just a place she’d go eat at.", "I've never heard the remix. Checking it now.", "I think Rage Against the Machines \"Bulls on Parade\" or another track is often used to test/sample audio equipment because of how perfect the engineering is on it.", "Solitude Standing and her self-titled album are awesome too. I saw her live twice, she's my favorite artist.", "Well hell, it helps that I'm a huge fan of RAtM. I'll check it out, thanks.", "La Femme D'argent by Air is another great tune to test headphones with.", "I had never seen Suzanne Vega before, but she looks exactly how I would have expected based on her voice.", "Look for the formats people record audiophile stuff in and you’ll find the content. Look for FLAC, super audio CD, DVD audio, etc.", "Rebecca Pidgeon / Spanish Harlem\n\nhttps://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QDsI6YcHhE8&feature=share", "So true!", "If you notice- all of the most memorable songs in history have always told a story.", "Metronomy’s “The English Riviera” album sounds really good", "Wow I'm just now realizing Fall Out Boy sampled this for the intro to their song [Centuries](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR18NP-acL4)", "Damn, that's basically Steely Dan's signature sound distilled into audio velvet. Fantastic recommendation. Now I have to find a really pristine digital copy.", "One of my first crushes... Excellent track.", "Man, I love the clarity of that track. Even streamed and playing on fairly low-fidelity bluetooth headphones, you can distinguish every little part of that song and lyric. Playing on vinyl via some McIntosh gear? Mind-blowingly good. \n\nJust. So. Clean. Especially that rising tone at the end!", "jfc i am old", "TIL title of that song is Tom's Diner. Don't think I ever knew that.", "My old boss at the studio liked “sledgehammer” by Peter Gabriel as his test track. It does have wide dynamics. I like “Hocus Pocus” by Focus.", "Dig that track.", "2:15 into the track.", "Needs some bongos. And a rap break.", "[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r3B7yz6J68) is my favorite cover of this song. Henning May's voice is great for this song and the bands are all really having fun.", "Great song. Honestly Air has a lot of music that reaches all over the hz range and it's all very well produced so really a quite crisp quality.", "ahh the perennial sports playoff song before imagine dragons got popular", "It seems I have a new band to discover. Thanks for the recommendation.", "It was a big college hit in the mid 80's (1987); especially popular with women. \n\nFrom Wikipedia:\n\n**The \"Mother of the MP3\"**\n\n\rAn article in the now defunct magazine Business 2.0 revealed that \"Tom's Diner\" was also used by Karlheinz Brandenburg to develop the audio compression scheme known as MP3 at what is now the Fraunhofer Society. He recalled: \"I was ready to fine-tune my compression algorithm...somewhere down the corridor, a radio was playing 'Tom's Diner.' I was electrified. I knew it would be nearly impossible to compress this warm a cappella voice.\"\\[9\\]\r \n\r \nIn a 2009 documentary about the history of the song by Swedish SVT, Brandenburg said: \"I was finishing my PhD thesis, and then I was reading some hi-fi magazine and found that they had used this song to test loudspeakers. I said 'OK, let's test what this song does to my sound system, to MP3'. And the result was, at bit rates where everything else sounded quite nice, Suzanne Vega's voice sounded horrible.\"\\[10\\]\r \n\r \nBrandenburg adopted the song for testing purposes, listening to it again and again each time he refined the scheme, making sure it did not adversely affect the subtlety of Vega's voice. While the MP3 compression format is not specifically tuned to play the song \"Tom's Diner\" (an assortment of critically analyzed material was involved in the design of the codec over many years), among audio engineers this anecdote has earned Vega the informal title \"The Mother of the MP3\".\\[11\\]", "How did she miss the remix? It was always on movie trailers, the radio, and pretty much everything in the 90s", "Not sure about nice place, the food is terrible even for diner standards. I worked at Columbia and went there a few times, mostly because I am a huge Seinfeld fan. After two times of the food not sitting well I never went back, also because there are much better options for food along Broadway.", "If you're like me and not old enough to remember this or the DNA remix super well, but it's definitely still familiar, it's probably because Drake also sampled it in [I Get Paper](https://youtu.be/gmgPr3kBiWk)", "It was bothering me. I couldn't find a version of this song I recognised. \n\nTurns out it was the Fall Out Boy 'version'!", "It’s a really weird category, and it depends on the setup and aspect of sound quality being tested. Some sound qualities will have a very subjective target, in which case it is best to use an album familiar to the listener. Other qualities are more objective, like dynamic range and sound stage. You also have to pick an album that plays well with the speaker setup (mono, stereo, 5.1, 7.1, etc.). \n\nIn my circle of audiophile friends, there is broad agreement that the most versatile choice is Roger Waters’ solo album Amused to Death, which was mastered in Q-Sound. Not the greatest album from a purely musical standpoint, but the vocal clarity and sound stage engineering is jaw-dropping at times, even just in stereo.", "[There's also this remix, which came even later.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv9b8dLDWcg)", ">endures as a rare trifecta of superlative performance, consummate songwriting, and crisp, benchmark production. \n\nNicely copied. [Source](https://mofi.com/products/mfsl45ud1s-003_donald_fagen_the_nightfly_180g_45rpm_2lp_box_set).", "Nice to see Air mentioned at all. Under rated band now a days.", "Suzanne Vega is so dreamy.", "Steely Dan’s Aja is also recognized as a very finely recorded album!", "Traci Chapman - Fast Car\n\nLorde - Royals (for the low end check)\n\nNorah Jones - Come Away With Me\n\nAnything from Steely Dan.", "We always used this track when testing SSL Consoles, because Peter Gabriel owns SSL. Can't stand the song anymore but it is a great reference.", "Ah, but the singer is the crowd as you are the crowd and at that moment you are hating that you cannot have the perfect moment all to yourself. You might want to examine the reasons why.", "This is the 4th time I've seen tame impala mentioned this week. I had never heard of them before...guess I'm listening to them for the next week...", "Was expecting this to be Seinfeld related.", "it samples toms diner", "Some cowbell? More cowbell?", "I hate it when a store just has blaring hard rock to sample the speakers or headphones, I'd rather have something more natural sounding (acoustic, vocals) to really know if it sounds realistic.", "All words are made up.", "I like Metronomy but their music isn't well-recorded by any stretch. In fact, it's decidedly lo-fi.", "She hot", "I think you're over-analyzing it.\n\nShe also wrote Luka about a neighbour kid, just because he stood out to her.\n\nYou could look at pictures of the kid all day long trying to find out what's so special about him, but it's neither here nor there.\n\nIt's like seeing a picture of a cat and obsessing over why the photographer picked that cat instead of any other cat on Earth.", "In college I was working in a record store when the DNA mix came out. I stumbled across [this cassette](https://www.discogs.com/release/12215984-Various-Toms-Album-More-Versions-Of-Toms-Diner-Collected-By-Suzanne-Vega) in our stacks (sadly I no longer have it as I ditched all my cassettes along the way, still have all of my CDs though!). It was cool because it had a bunch of different takes on the song. My favorite being a slight comedy one where the guy is singing and the last word of each line leads into the next, often with double-entendre, like: \n\"The waitress brings me coffee, I am looking at her but(t)... \n...she doesn't notice me and goes about her business... \n...is really booming... \" etc. \n\nI'm sure there's a term for that type of lyrical wordplay as we've all heard it used before.", "Thanks for the hook up! I appreciate any subreddit that engages emotions other than anger and lust.", "Yes! I used to have a copy of this cassette and just posted about it before seeing your post. Heh.", "I've never been more surprised by someone's voice than that second guy who sings in this video.", "I mixed this up with Alice's Restaurant and was very confused", "All I Need made it into one of my YouTube playlists along with a lot of Zero 7 songs.", "My mom bought a whole ass CD called \"Tom's Album\" back in the 90's which was like 14 versions of this song. One track was a riff on the \"I Dream of Jeannie\" theme song with the \"Do Do Do\" part in that theme. My first experience with this song was just total inundation and I hate it now.", "Zero 7 also fantastic lol", "If the food was good they wouldn't have been able to get a booth at all hours of the day.", "In the summer of 1992, I saw her perform this in Central Park, NY, while there for the Democratic National Convention (young journalist). It is definitely one of those songs that takes me to that place and time.\n\nThe crowd sang the \"doo-doo\" part from the dance track. It was cool!", "They often collaborated with Sia whose style has changed a lot now. I've got nothing against her now but her work with Zero 7 was excellent.", "The Jellyfish album Spilt Milk.\n\n\nYou're welcome (you'll see, or hear rather)", "The reason why is they want to hear the musician. Maybe in that setting it was okay but people that try to start those claps or snaps then mess up the tempo piss performers off too.", "As she explains in the video, the original is an a capella version.", "a mother", "It's a very common French word. Just means \"shiver\".", "She basically released an unfinished song and someone else finished it.", "Somersault is by far one of my favorite love songs.", "I had to scroll almost to the bottom to even find out the name of the person. I've never heard the song, never heard of her either. I came to the comments hoping for clarification but almost all of them refer to \"her/she\" rather than her name. Thank you", "Also Steely Dan's Aja is very often used by engineers to test out speakers, rooms, recording, and live setups.", "Wow today I discovered Suzanne Vega. Sad for my past self and all the missing out, but stoked for me currently. Thanks OP for sharing this!", "I was at a concert where Unwoman was playing. She stopped early in her set, mid-song, and told some teenagers upfront (who were doing a slow, slightly off-beat, clap along) that the audience was there to see the performers on stage, not them, and to please watch quietly and respectfully unless the performer asked for or encouraged active audience participation.", "Just came to the comments to confirm this fact. Crazy.", "> the \"I Dream of Jeannie\" theme song with the \"Do Do Do\" part in that theme.\n\nSounds like something Neil Cicierega would do.", "Same thing happened to me and my girlfriend with \"Sweet Dreams\" and \"I Shot the Sheriff\"", "I miss the 90s so so damn much. Just look at that video man. There was a conscious decision made by a whole team of people who agreed they absolutely needed a guy playing spoons on espresso machines in this video. \n\nAnd someone else was like, “this is great work guys, but something’s missing. I think we need a falcon perched on one of these coffee machines to fade in and out of as a transition.” And then someone *else* was like, “yo I like that! I’ll call my falcon guy.”", "Show Me Love by Robin S is the same way, enormous difference between both songs\n\n[The song we all know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps2Jc28tQrw)\n\n[The original](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqmXglZpCm4)", "Lol I had no idea there WAS a remix.", "Yeah now that you mention it, I wouldn't be surprised if that's a tactic to mask potentially cheaply made products.", "Songs can only be written about the best restaurant of any given municipality.", "Lol the people in that video are doing WAY too high energy of a dance for a simple sing-talky song about a boring day at a diner.", "I saw her perform this song on Late Night with the Roots. That version was so good but I can’t find video of it anywhere.", "Fun fact: Tom's Diner was used to create the mp3 compression algorithm to test for sound clarity", "Tame Impala is awesome. It's all done by one guy, Kevin Parker. The discography starts of as very psychedelic jam-band inspired songs, and the subsequent albums become tighter song wise, and more poppy electronic, less rock influenced. Very neat to see the evolution if you appreciate the music styles.", "I use Run by Air as well. I especially love the sound stage of the intro.", "In my country it was Thnks fr th Mmrs that played in the background every goddamn rugby promo", "We had to study this in high school because there's almost no rhyming at all", "You're not my dad.", "Wow, that was really cool. Never knew the history of this song.", "then why aren't there more songs about Cheesecake Factory?", "Goobernational", "You should give C+C Music Factory's \"Gonna Make You Sweat\" another view. They've got a veritable army of people in it, people wearing weird optometrist equipment, the worlds most jacked singer in a turtleneck, Soul queens fucking ripping those pipes, random children, also the line \"I'm just a squirrel, tryina get this nut, comeon and move your butt.\" \n\n\nIt's the most wonderful 90's thing ever.", "I actually believe it is \"Take the Power Back\" from their self titled album. I cannot find the link online, but it is the punchy drums, and the slow introduction of each instrument layering in that gives the best/clearest audio.", "I remember they used that version as an ad for Nick at Nite back in the day.", "I vividly remember them airing “Jeannie’s Diner” on Nick at Nite when I was a kid as a promo for I Dream of a Jeannie. I didn’t know it was a thing outside of that.", "I had to watch it on mute cuz that song gets stuck in my head even worse than Tom’s Diner, but you’re absolutely right. What was that bicycle doing there??? Lmao\n\nFor everyone who was unlucky enough to be born too late to experience the 90’s, [this man](https://i.imgur.com/gnzjuUR.jpg) is that era personified. \n\nAnd Gen Z thinks *they* have drip 🤣", "Yeah I lived 5 blocks away from it and would never ever go there. The metro diner down on 100th is way better if you really want diner food in the UWS, you could just tell by looking in the windows.", "Voodoo by D'Angelo is considered one of the best recorded albums of all time. Definitely take some time to really focus on specific instruments and how they move, the sound of the pick hitting the guitar string, the drumstick tapping the cymbal, or the tap of the kick hitting the drum. There are some really incredible little details that not very many producers or engineers will put time into. \n\n If you're into hip hop and like melodic beats, check out Frank Dukes and Hijo De Ramon. They're absolute legends when it comes to putting together samples and every major rapper from Rick Ross to Kanye has used their work. Incredible ears for texture and emotion, and the best part is they have videos that break down some of the samples they've made which have helped me get a better ear for what I want to hear when I make a beat. \n\nAlso checkout Bassnectar if you don't mind some heavy bass music. The dude has an insane grasp of stereo sound design. Mind Tricks and It's About To Get Hectic are some good start points. You'll really appreciate how some nice headphones can put you in a completely different room with the right stereo design.", "Tupac made a pretty impactful rendition of this song:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnv0QO7qvVw", "CHOOON!", "Wow never heard the original 1990 version before!", "Yeah I’m in love.", "I’ve never heard this version and listening to her sing this gave me goosebumps. Very nice", "Some people have tried to equate frisson (and asmr) to a sexual thing, but they are not.", "Apparently this is done a lot to save a singer’s voice when they’re doing a lengthy tour.", "Coincidentally the drums for the remix are from the song [Ashley's Roachclip](https://youtu.be/md9veYbl7wI), which has been sampled many times in hip hop songs. When the Tom's Diner remix came out, the group Soul II Soul had a couple songs using that drum break and were very popular at the time, so that remix did a great job of blending in with what was a popular sound at the time.", "St. John’s Cathedral", "That's prolly it", "Y’know what’s crazier is I heard Logic’s version of this song before I heard the remix, and now I’m just finding out that it’s a remix and not the original. Good lord lol\n\n[it was on his Young Sinatra mixtape](https://youtu.be/KTTti3UPdzU)", "[Kaskade did a great remix](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWRU5hL4dRE)", "The Queen and The Soldier is one of my favorite songs of all time. Still gives me chills.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcFa9VZxkBc", "Glad to help! Always happy to spread the word about my favorite artist, haha.", "It was the 90s man.. gotta get dem power moves in!", "The remix has that back-beat that really takes away from the simplicity of the song. Even as a kid it seemed weird, it’s nice to see this song here today", "Never been, but I've walked past it a few times. The farthest I would venture south to get something for lunch (if I had enough time) was Absolute Bagels, but otherwise I would eat around 116th. Either the carts that had good options, or Subs Conscious on Amsterdam and 120th. Otherwise Appletree Deli if I was in a hurry. Good times.", "So wait - this is same Tom’s Restaurant that was featured in every episode of Seinfeld?? No one gonna mention that??", "Mid 30s. They played it all the original all the time.", "Agreed, what an excellent song. I think she was great in Destiny as well.", "I always thought it was interesting that Fall Out Boy sampled this song. \"Tom's Diner\" is about someone who is passively observing an incredibly normal day in a diner while being almost entirely ignored by others. Meanwhile \"Centuries\" is like \"I AM THE MOST EPIC PERSON IN THE WORLD AND YOU WILL REMEMBER ME FOREVER!\"", "I was just quoting Thor. Wasn’t trying to start an etymological pissing contest with a toxic television technology apologist.", "I was introduced to it on Idiot’s Delight (a free form radio show that aired late Saturday nights) on WNEW (and then WFUV) in NYC.", "FYI that’s not sampling. They’re just making noises in the right pitches. That’s not sampling. They’re covering more so.", "Her reworked series is also brilliant. I didn't like the album version of bound but the acoustic version is the most beautiful love song ever. \n\nYes, ever.", "They do use a very small sample near the end of the song.", "Love absolute bagels....hated the line in the morning though! I was coming from the south so it was easier for me to hit locations down by 96th st", "you're a vestigio", "> You might want to examine the reasons why.\n\nNo thanks, I rather hear the person i paid than the people paying to listen.", "Holy shit! I bothered watching it based on your reaction and that was fucking surprising as hell!", "Wait. You think poetry has to rhyme?", "You may enjoy [this](https://youtu.be/VI4ssGtfdxw) then.", "I never knew this was meant to be performed a cappella, but ironically I knew it was Suzanne Vega rather than from DNA that popularized it all because someone labeled it *correctly* on Limewire when I was a kid.", "The compounds within. Just breaking one of those big heavy bastards back in the day could send you to the hospital in the wrong circumstances. Personally I miss the whine", "Gorgeous", "It's called interpolation. Both are taking existing melodies and re-using them. Sampling is using the exact recording, interpolation is re-recording.", "I have a few of her songs. She’s really amazing. Her step father was a poet who encouraged her to write poetry as a little girl.", "The 90s where everything was EXTREMEEEE", "Today I re-learned there was a mix", "99.9 F is one of my favorite albums.", "Wow thanks ! I did not know that. Actually I like both versions.", "My father ran an audio duplication company and normally used \"The Man's Too Strong\" from Dire Straits \"Money For Nothing\" album. Great for catching hiss and 60 cycle hum in the quiet parts, great to test for clipping during the chorus. Lots of dynamic range in that song too.", "Sung in a gentle voice... \"and instead I pour the milk\"\n\n*music video proceeds to show a glass of milk smash on the table", "It's like when I pay money to go to a gig, I don't want to watch the performance through someone else's iPad¹ screen held above their head in the middle of the crowd making a terrible quality video that will never be watched.\n\nSeriously, if you have a pathological need to record every instant of your existence, at least stand at the side or the back.\n\n¹Yes, a full-sized iPad recording in glorious, unstabilised 720p.", "Similarly, there is a standard for the development of image compression. I don’t remember the exact details, but IIRC, it was a playboy centerfold from the mid 70s that was used. Well, my memory wasn’t [too far off](http://lenna.org/)", "Fuck, I thought this doesn't sound *anything* like 'Show me love'.\n\nTurns out this was Robin, not [Robyn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhWEI6-_w9E).", "I haven't listened to too many of the acoustic versions, I tend to be a sucker for the originals (and I love the album version of Bound!). But I'll have to check them out!", "Yeah, but has she eaten at [Alice’s Restaurant?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM)", "Ok pal.", "Same diner they go to in Seinfeld (exterior). I go maybe twice a week. Decent coffee shop. They play up the Seinfeld connection for all its worth, no mention of the song.", "Thanks for posting this, the original of this song is actually incredible.", "I am, ahm, speechless.", "that sounds incredibly bad", "run of the mill diners are the best kind of diners.", "Had a misunderstanding with a friend about Valerie by Steven Winwood. They only knew of Call On Me by Eric Prydz.", "I genuinely don’t understand. I thought the song was really bad.", "To each their own.", "its spelled X-treme", "It wasn't like seeing GWAR have sex on stage with a recently deceased JonBenet Ramsey but it was actually pretty special.", "I love music and music trivia. This is one of the coolest threads I’ve seen in a looong time. I’m one of the people who never heard the original until today.", "I grew up with Steve Winwood’s music, so it blew my mind when I saw the Eric Prydz video with the girls doing aerobics. Plus the clip was a Bitcoin meme-version, it was really disorientating.", "Dang, I’m pretty sure I remember that promo.", "bruh. my sister used to play this shit all the time around the house.", "\"I am waiting \nAt the counter \nFor the man \nTo pour the coffee\" \n\n# I THREW IT ON THE GROUND!", "I think it's called the Close Up series. Really worth hearing.", "Luka, have a listen.", "I never would have noticed that unless it was pointed out to me. Just like how “When Doves Cry” by Prince has no bass in it. Unconventional as they may be, both of these songs just work.", "weird, I can't hear that at all", "and wtf is up with the hawk?", "It was really surreal as a kid hearing this song and instantly recognizing it as the diner that was a block from my elementary school. Right down to the detail of her hearing the bells of the cathedral not too far away.", "Amazing album from start to finish", "Same here. When I went to NYC it was my first stop haha", "The food's awful, but it's worth a stop for fans of either.", "TDIL.....\n\nIn I've heard this song all my life just now did I realize its about a diner also what this songs name is...", "Have there been any popular songs lately that actually tell a story? I know every generation kind of complains about this, but I think its been a really long time where something has been a poetically told story, or setting a scene like this. At least popular enough to get on my radar. I am the first to admit I am just out of touch, so unless it was everywhere and my family were signing it etc, I'd have no idea if lyricists actually tell stories anymore (Musicals aside of course).", "Wait. It was the Seinfeld diner!?!", "Well it really depends on the headphones for suggesting which songs will make them shine. The frequency response of the headphones can drastically change the sound you're hearing. What kind of headphones do you have?", "Something about the cadence of her voice, her way of speaking, her mannerisms, the lack of erratic camera movement, the soft-lighting, the lack of cuts, the soft recording that focuses more on mid-ranges rather than blowing out the treble and bass -- it all seems utterly foreign compared to the current spirit of media.\n\nTo call her a vibe would not do it justice.", "Other than the 3 million copies it sold, no, not at all.", "Yeah Tom's was always stumble from the dorm a couple hundred feet away drunk and buy a shake and fries at 2 am kinda food.", "My friend was working at a high end audio shop and invited me to tour on a slow day. He told me to bring one CD, and that was it. I listened to it on $10,000 speakers and it was magical. The sound is still in my head. That's my go-to album when I need to get in a good head space.", "Ya for sure. I listened to it again today…and ya. Perfect.", "First though I had, was how this video and song is just about the perfect example of the generation shift from the 80s to the 90s.", "She's gorgeous 😍🥰", "For the longest time Nick at Nite convinced me that this was the theme for I Dream of Genie https://youtu.be/QnyjsAcggfg", "She sounds like the voice from Mogwai’s Long Way From Home", "I'm in your SOs shoes, these comments are the first time I've ever heard of the remix. My dad was a big Suzanne Vega fan so I grew up hearing Solitude Standing over and over again.\n\nThen in truly small world coincidences I moved to New York and Suzanne's sister was my teacher for a year.", "Ditto. I know the original and the Fall out boy sample. Hadn’t heard the remix.", "#I DON'T NEED YOUR COFFEE. I'M AN ADULT!", "It seems like the amount of songs Tupac recorded is endless. The man recorded all the time.\n\nGood link, thanks.", "I thought of Seinfeld because I completely forgot about the song. Then I thought \"Is she talking about Seinfeld theme? but when she started singing I remembered the song.", "Though I know my version of Tom’s Diner isn’t accurate I had fun imagining this version ==> [Tom’s Diner ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=u4_iupzTR2g&feature=share)", "oh god thats terrible, thanks" ]
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Tom's Diner Explained
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W7wqQwa-TU
/r/videos/comments/qqrgwy/helicopters_flying_over_a_crowd_of_16_mln_good/
[ "It is Metallica concert, nobody cares nor should care about heli", "Since drones weren't a thing yet.... I would just be worried they were radioactive from being used at Chernobyl", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgZxQIzoFdI\n\nHere James Hetfield talking about what it was like", "I had no idea they played in front of the 1.6 million people...what an insanely large number.\n\nI went looking for the largest crowd gathered for a performance - I believe [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2DgSm2O0tw) competes for the record. Jean Michel Jarre playing for a crowd of over 3.5 million people. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a good shot of the crowd in the video.\n\nAbsolutely wild, though." ]
4
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Helicopters flying over a crowd of 1.6 mln. Good idea? Metallica, Tushino Airfield, 1991.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ikLe591aEI
/r/videos/comments/qqsx5r/where_did_chinas_muslims_disappear_enable/
[ "Too* where did China’s Muslims disappear too?", "Summary: \n\nAll of China's Muslims are actually fine. \n\nThey have all been at Disney Land.", "Lol. No. Too = also.", "They're being holocausted", "They are at the same farm my parents took my dog to as a kid....", "Emperor Xi would like you to visit Lake Laogai.", "Had to look up that reference lol", "No, this article is asking where they were when they were \"disappeared\"...", "Hmm, I'm not sure where the people are, but I have a good guess where their organs went...", "Fuck!" ]
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Where did China's Muslims disappear? (Enable Subtitles)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5ZdyU6XoA
/r/videos/comments/qqsyyv/ozzy_man_reviews_travis_scott_astroworld/
[ "I'm not usually super into Ozzy Man's videos, but I'm sharing this one because I felt it really provided a fair and balanced perspective on the tragic events that took place at Astroworld. Something that I feel we're lacking a bit of.", "Excellent.", "So basically he's been trawling the reddit front page over the past few days and compiled all the same clips we've already seen, but with an annoying australian voice over the top. Great, cheers m8.", "Exactly. Don't you think this type of video would be helpful for the people that don't spend their entire week on reddit. Can you see how a 10 minute clip with all the information you need about the incident is nice to have.", "It's ozzy man reviews, usually it's just his voice over a video of something (which is hilarious), this is actually a bagillion times more content creation than his usual.", "[this already happened 2019 btw](https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/10/entertainment/travis-scott-astroworld-trampling-trnd/index.html)\n\nHe can't say he had no idea what was going on. It's negligence at best.", "What has Scott to do with the entrance to a festival? I really think he's a piece of shit but linking this article here makes no sense at all.", "he sent out a tweet before he went on stage, can't remember exactly what it said, but that's what caused it. He deleted the tweet shortly after but people were sharing it on the first posts from astroworld", "I hope they sue the shit out of him and make it so he NEVERS gives another concert.\n\nAnd toss his ass in jail to boot.", "I mean, yeah if you listen to his music it's long been apparent.", "This was a fantastic video to share. Thank you!", "Civil suits will be headed his way, at a minimum.", "Never going to happen. Legally speaking, he was just an employee doing his job. He is not liable for bad crowd control.\n\nIf anything, this incident is going to boost his career. Crowd control at future shows will be top-notch.", "Thanks for the info, that just wasn't part of the article.", "The Astroworld festival is run by Travis Scott and his associates. Don't think the exact details on everyone's roles are public, but he's definitely not just an employee. Please don't talk out of your ass.", "He'll definitely be named in civil suits along with Astroworld. After that it will be up to the court to decide his level of culpability.", "Is it normal for the crowds at these big events to be sectioned off in the way that the mosh pit at Astroworld was?\n\n[This image](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/cpsprodpb/13C7A/production/_121481018_astroworld_festival_crush_v2_2x640-nc-002.png) seems to show that there was a barrier right down the middle of the crowd from stage to PA tower, and additional barriers parallel to the stage. Surely people wanting to get closer to the show will spill around this additional barrier and into the front section from where there is no escape.\n\nLong time since I've been to a big festival but [this](https://i2-prod.bristolpost.co.uk/incoming/article114039.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/1_Glastonburyfromabove.jpg) is what I would expect.", "No, it was run by Live Nation. He was hired by them to provide entertainment services, and he did so.", "LiveNation owns the venue and has a large stake in the Astroworld festival, the festival which is run by Travis Scott. Again, you're talking out of your ass.", "Jesus Christ Ozzy man looks like a recovering addict now.", "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNCe\\_FGs6Io](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNCe_FGs6Io) Seems you might be wrong", "The bigger festivals I've gone to definitely weren't just open spaces like your second image, they all had barriers segmenting the crowd into smaller sections [like this](https://www.skynamic.net/wp-content/uploads/11357212_562351617238256_7529075088201244297_o.jpg), though I don't recall any who had open-sided designs like Astroworld. Properly set up barriers will make crowd crushes less severe because rather than having the entirety of the crowd behind you press against people right in front of the stage, it's only the people within your section—but I definitely am not qualified to say whether these barriers are properly set up.", "astroworld is literally his festival, he's holding it. This is the same festival, two years ago, with the same shit happening", "He cut his hair to raise money for kids with cancer.", "He organized it together with Live Nation", "You know that and you don't understand how this exact same thing happening two years ago means this could've been preventable?\n\nAnd yeah, I do hold him more resonsible than Live Nation, because at the end of the day, he can tell them what to do, and if they don't do it, he'll say \"fine, I'll get another org\" they can't do that.", "Those sectioned off areas allow quick access to many parts of the crowd and could be used as a tool to get people out quickly. You also usually have security walking around them keeping an eye out for people that have gone down and even sometimes handing out water.", "No, I just googled that? Live Nation is the biggest concert organizer on the planet though, I would hold them accountable just as Scott.", "It's not the hair that makes him look like that, bud.", "Great video. Now I'm curious about the Pearl Jam incident in 2000 Ozzy talks about. They clearly responded way better than Travis did, but did they still face any legal repercussions for what happened?", "Human trash.", "What do you look like?", "Better/healthier/not like a meth addict.", "dude he's just old. the passage of time is literally worse for you than meth.", "Uhh, no dude.", "It was at a festival. It was not their fault for what happened. Really bad weather conditions contributed in their case.\n https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/nine-dead-at-pearl-jam-concert-235167/amp/." ]
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Ozzy Man Reviews: Travis Scott & Astroworld
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqnUohxXV0I
/r/videos/comments/qqtwna/mexicos_deadly_cocacola_addiction/
[ "They probably still have the coke in it", "I've been to Mexico only for work. The amount of Coca-Cola everyone drinks is crazy. That lady who said she was only 51 has not aged well and she is only kidding herself. Hopefully they can find the means to back off but we know the drinking water situation will not help.", "pepsi town is in new mexico", "mexicoke uses cane sugar while US coke uses high fructose corn syrup.", "I grew up in Mexico and it's really insane. Soda at every meal. It's not just Coca-Cola but it's a big part of it. You'll see the Coke trucks EVERYWHERE. And I'm not talking about big haul-ass trailers. These are vans and pickups that pick up empty re-fillable bottles and drop off filled ones. The Coke there is full of cane sugar and so damn carbonated it hurts your mouth. I thought something was wrong with the coke here when I first came.", "The amount of coke and other sugary drinks I see Latinos drink on job sites is insanely high. I can only have a small amount of carbonated drinks (sugary or not) due to a stomach issue I have so I weaned myself off soft drinks and would just mostly bring water and the weird part was that in their eyes, I was the oddball for drinking water. I don't know if it was pity that I couldn't enjoy bubbling sugar water like they did or that I was showing signs of weakness for not being macho enough to drink coke and eat raw jalapenos. \n\nI don't think it's limited to Mexico or Latin countries though. I think it's a generational thing too like with cigarettes and like with cigarettes, people from a certain generation or from 3rd world backgrounds got the message that these things are bad for you too late so it'll take time to change views. My own octogenarian dad has to have a diet coke with his meals. It's probably not good for him but if he's even out for a day he gets really grouchy and insists that he can't eat food without it.", "Only \"Mexican Coke\" sold in the United States uses cane sugar. The Coca-Cola sold in Mexico uses high-fructose corn syrup as of 2013: https://news.yahoo.com/mexican-coke-us-still-cane-sugar-152028256.html", "Are they banning other flavors like vanilla and cherry, try to keep kids away from the product?", "They still use the coca leaf to make coke but the cocaine part is long gone, much to my dismay.", "It depends, Coca-Cola in glass bottles marked as original sabor still uses cane sugar, that's why it tastes better.", "For the record, this makes no difference at all. It's still 2x the max daily amount of sugar per bottle. The idea that some people have that \"real\" sugar is somehow better than HFCS is pure BS, although they may be correct that it tastes different.", "This is something I noticed in Bolivia as well. There is coke branding everywhere. Every little shop has massive amounts of coke. Every small restaurant has coke signs and coke branded tables and chairs. It's everywhere.", "Haha nice", "Diet soda isn't really comparable to non-diet from a nutritional standpoint.", "Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.\n\nIt's got electrolytes.", "Sounds eerily similar to that video about Southern Appalachia in the US and Mountain Dew.", "I think you heard what ever that was wrong. Sugar alone can 100% lead to diabetes. It has to do with the Glycemic Index and Glycemic Load of a food. \n\n\nhttps://lpi.oregonstate.edu/mic/food-beverages/glycemic-index-glycemic-load", "Yup. Sugar is sugar. I can't believe people can drink Coke now. I had my last real soda around 2002 and haven't had it since. The hand full of times I accidently took a sip of regular soda (like getting served regular instead of diet) it was so sweet it was disgusting.", "I have heard that the Philippines is like this too", "It's really common on construction sites. 4 500ml bottles a day isn't anything unusual.", "I couldn't imagine how awful I would feel drinking that much sugar daily.", "Garden Grove, CA was a Pepsi town for a few years. Having vending machines popping up at bus stops and stuff overnight was a trip.", "I know experiences are relative but to me while I know 2L is a lot by nutrition standards. 2L a day in soda was absolutely nothing as a teenager. A 2L would easily last like 2-3 hours before I cracked open the next. \n\nA single 2 liter is like 5 cans of soda. I could blast through a 12 pack in a day no problem. \n\nI still could today at 32 if I let myself but there is no way I'd be able to recover as easily as I could as a teen.", "oh and don't forget that just because people say one tastes better that doesn't mean they can actually tell the difference.", "I haven't seen this video you're talking about. But, I lived 18 years in Southern Appalachia and have a lot of family there. I've also been to Central America a few times, and I can tell you it's nothing like Coke is down there. You don't see too much Mountain Dew branding in Appalachia, at least not any more than other products. To be fair, meth is a major issue there, which is associated with a lot of Mountain Dew drinking--at least that's the stereotype I've encountered. I managed to stay out of that particular culture, so I can't say firsthand. \n\nMeanwhile, in Central America, Coke was everywhere. I drink a lot there, too to avoid contaminated water. While doing some medical work, most of the patients we saw had diabetes. Also, injuries from motorcycle accidents are super common.", "And Inka Cola in Peru. 3L for dinner, no big deal. No sugar version that tastes exactly the same? Nah.", "I generally don't have many regrets but going through middle school and the first few years of high school drinking so much soda is one of them. I remember drinking a whole 24 pack of Dr. Pepper when doing some late night gaming sessions. Luckily I stopped drinking soda (other than the occasional) junior year.\n\nMy kids are in elementary school and have never drank any soda. I'll let them try it at some point but treat it as a rarity rather than regular drink", "It's because the soda companies take all the water forcing Mexicans to either drink soda or nothing. Coca cola and all soda companies are pieces of shit.", "I prefer sugarless soda but it most definitely does not hit the same as sugar filled soda.", "They can't either because they haven't had a day without it to know the difference.", "2L of Coca Cola has 220g of sugar. That is almost half a pound of sugar in a standard 2L bottle. If you were to drink 2L everyday for 1 month, you are ingesting 6.5KG or 14.33 lbs of sugar.", "It was like you didn't even notice you were drinking it. \n\nYou'd be playing and mindlessly reach for a can and next thing you know the box is gone and you're pulling another box closer to grab from.", "Yeah wtf. I just saw the 9 downvotes. Thanks for the people who did get it and prevented it from going down further...", "I wish I had access to a friendly neighborhod Coca-Cola Shaman™.", "For real. My wife loves coke, but only regular. Does not like diet, or zero. Absolutely despises Pepsi. I had her do a blind taste test two days ago to see if she could tell which was which. The one she identified as the real, regular coke? It was Pepsi.", "I’m 37, had really bad dental anxiety and didn’t go from the age of around 11/12, until earlier this year. I’ve never had impeccable dental hygiene, I’d often only brush once in the morning, floss infrequently and that’s about it. \n\n\nI needed no work, beyond a basic hygiene session to remove some calcified tartar around the gum line and behind my front teeth. No cavities or anything like that. \n\nI do eat quite a lot of chocolate and sugary snacks, but since I was a kid, my go to cold drink has been water. I drink water with meals, after meals, I have 2 litre water bottle in my room that I drink from. If I eat sugary snacks, I’m likely to have water shortly after, and with other meals. I don’t drink soda in the house, I never have. I get it at McDonald’s or in restaurants if I’m not having alcohol, and I do enjoy the occasional Lemon San Pelagrino. \n\nI wonder if high sugar liquids like Soda are by far the most damaging thing we can consume for dental health? \n\nAlso, for anyone with dental anxiety caused from having not been- just go, it’s fine, it’s actually quite nice in many ways.", "Yeah, Bolivia has a real problem with Coke", "It’s hard to mention it without sounding like a snob, but in the U.K., it’s mostly relatively poor/uneducated/unskilled people that eat constant junk food and drink “pop” with their meals. The adults feed it to the children in the evening and wonder why they won’t settle down for bed. \n\nIntelligent, educated middle class people don’t tend to give their kids high sugar soda drinks unless it’s a treat, like getting a bottle of coke with a takeout, or what have you. However, around a decade ago, they would have probably been feeding them fruit juice instead, which isn’t really much better. \n\nJunk food is a plague on the poor", "As someone that wasn’t raised on Soda, outside of trips to McDonalds or the cinema, so we never had it in the house, I prefer the diet, it’s more fresh and refreshing, a lot of things are too sweat for me, like Crispy Creme donuts and StarBucks syrup. They add 3 pumps as standard, but 1 is easily sugary enough for me. Crispy Creme needs a 30% reduction in sugar for me to enjoy it, \n\nThis all changes if I’m high or starving.", "i've been called on my coke preference but i'm honest about it, it's the name and the color and logo that i prefer. maybe it sounds stupid but i can't be caught out failing a taste test. i'm doubly sure that mixed with bourbon (or as i prefer, sweet vermouth) there's no way in hell i could discern them.", "Soda belongs in McDonald’s and Cinemas and Birthday parties.. special occasions. It has no place in the home. It’s akin to constantly having a cake on the kitchen side that you grab multiple slices from each day. \n\nIf you are regularly feeding Coke to small children, you’re pretty much abusing the child and setting them up for a lifelong addiction to sugar. \n\nOne of my ex GF’s little sisters would have at least a litre a day. Her Mum kept bringing it back from the supermarket if she asked, she’d have it in her room and drink it before sleep and wake up in the night and drink it.\n\nThat’s absolutely fucked from my perspective. \n\nShe had a cavity in her teeth at just 17 years old....", "I had a co-worker that got dental insurance and hadn't gone for many years because of anxiety. When I spoke with her, it was clear she needed to do what you said, just go.\n\nI programmed an email to be sent to her inbox every day to go to the dentist and told her I'd only turn it off after she went. Eventually she did! 11 cavities. Good thing she didn't wait any longer.", "Same in Argentina; a 3L bottle of orange fanta every meal.", "You are just completely wrong and should do some more research. Not even gonna bother watching. Trust me I don't to have alternate accounts to downvote you when you post shit like that. Instead of getting your information from random Netflix programs, use actual sources.\n\nhttps://www.va.gov/WHOLEHEALTHLIBRARY/tools/glycemic-index.asp", "It must vary by country because in the UK a 2L bottle has less than half that amount of sugar.", "My aunt in Ethiopia is well off and used to serve coke, sprite or Fanta for every dinner.\n\nMy sister and I refused and she asked why.\n\nApparently it’s disrespectful to refuse, but we explained how we wanted to regulate how much sugary drinks we have.\n\nShe understood and got us some imported juice with less sugar. I just said some lemons with our water is enough. Or watered down the juice.\n\nMy aunt and father grew up with a lot less and when both their fortunes improved they saw fit to improve their access to foods not that great.\n\nResulting in my father being diebetic in his 30s. And my siblings and I always being cautious of that.", "Also Need access to health professionals, especially nutritionists.\n\nBecause the people you’re describing probably don’t have access to this knowledge.", "You know what, I did read it and you are completely misunderstanding what that is saying.", "I doubt it", "> The Coke there is full of cane sugar and so damn carbonated it hurts your mouth. I thought something was wrong with the coke here when I first came.\n\nDo you know if the imported Mexican coke in California to be a truthful indication? I think the fizzyness is actually what makes it so great to drink with savory food. When I lived in San Francisco I always avoided the American stuff, and always got the Mexican glass bottles. It really was the best soda, next to Jarritos.", "I remember my Mexican friend in high school telling me that when he visited back home they drank Coke instead of water. As a kid I thought that was awesome and was incredibly jealous. Now I think back on that and realize it was tragic. Especially since it's now 20 years later and things have probably just gotten worse.", "It has the cane sugar but not the intensity of the fizz like when they come right off the truck. I know India does it this way too, probably many other countries. It's like none of the bubbles have had a chance to pop yet. I've only had one product in the US that matched that powerful fizz and it's a seltzer water brand called Polar lol. I buy it for that 'sharpness', although it's no Coke.", "I've lived in the Peru and US, and Coke/Pepsi do taste different. I think they change the recipes to adhere to local tastes.\n\nI can't even drink Pepsi in Peru because it is so sweet.", "I hear you. Once in awhile, maybe once a year I'll go hard on the sugar. Eat a bunch of candy, maybe donuts, or anything sweet like that. Like you said though, I quickly/easily get sick of it. Like, one or two bites of birthday cake with icing and I've already had too much sweets. Soda doesn't bother me, but I guess luckily I don't drink them that much so it doesn't matter much anyway.", "it doesn't taste the same", "4-6 32oz gatorades in the summer", "its because its expensive to have running water that is treated and is potable.", "Yes they use different sweeteners. HFCS in most of the world. In some latin countries they use cane sugar which gives Coke it’s original iconic taste. Regardless of the sweetener used, it’s 39g per 355ml can/bottle.", "27g of sugar per 500ml. Pretty easy to confirm…", "It is and every image of Coca Cola nutrition facts is 39g per 355ml. 500ml of Coke has 55g of sugar. Your math is wrong.", "In some countries this really is a huge problem. I've met people from a few countries where even \"common sense\" stuff isn't well-known outside of the well-off educated. Hell, this video has a part where a Mexican woman who's a shaman is talking about Coke/diabetes. She claims that anger/family problems cause diabetes, not sugar/problems with insulin. \n\nWhen you have people without access to education to the point where they don't even know that loads of sugar is terrible for you, it's hard to reverse that, at least quickly. The older generations wouldn't be too keen on giving up all that soda, it would be extremely difficult to get them to quit, or cut down a lot. Young kids could probably be done, but not without the enforcement/support from their parents.\n\nHopefully they figure out something solid besides just a tax for sugar. Being overweight, while itself won't kill you (usually), it just makes every other problem worse, makes recovery take longer and is pretty bad for your mental health too. I just can't imagine how many health issues will be avoided when Mexico is able to curb the amount of soda people drink.", "Inka Cola?", ">Resulting in my father being diegetic in his 30s.\n\nSorry to hear that. Sadly it's becoming more & more common for fathers to exist within the context of a film, all around the world ):", "Yeah... but that has electrolytes... it's what plants crave.", "Malaysia also has the same issues with sugary drinks.", "It infuriates me when they get away with commercials like this one, just saw it in a theater: \n\nhttps://youtu.be/Uf31z_1GLfQ\n\nThey should be subject to the same restrictions a tobacco companies, especially when it comes to targeting kids.\n\n\nFuck Coca-Cola..", "Consider the availability of clean safe drinking water in under developed nations. Drinking carbonated drinks would guarantee a safe source of water (despite this is flawed by all the sugar and preservatives). I would say this is partially equivalent to the drinking wine (technically barely fermented grape juice) because the water is so bad.\n\nApparently it seems some countries have gone crazy and don't care that Coke is killing them.", "Basically liquid candy.", "I work construction and can't even imagine the headache/ sweating my ass off and drinking that much soda, ew. Makes me wanna barf just thinking about it. \n\nI opt for water or coconut water and some Gatorade/powerade but even not that much because of the sugar. \n\nTrying out these liquid IV powder things I got from Costco recently but nothing beats plain water.", "Gotta shift your adverts once the original participants realized its horrible for you. Same when I was visiting my wife's parents in Guatemala. Was constantly offered soda/coke products. And my wife had to tell her parents/friends we don't drink that shit. Don't get me wrong, I love soda like once a week but literally for every meal in the day? Hell no. I'll drink some beers tho. Lol. I'd rather die of liver cancer then have diabetes for 40 years and not be able to eat the stuff I like cause you're constantly \"watching your sugars\"\n\nThankfully my work is super labor intensive and I'm fit. So that helps. Hell, maybe I'll start drinking an assload of soda so I can actually gain some weight. /s", "Funny. In 1994, Polar made an ad featuring a polar bear that took a swipe at Coke's polar bear ads. Coke sued them. Polar had been using a polar bear as a mascot for many years. I want to say they might have won. But not sure of the result. \n \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u12RrYHTNB0 \n \nhttps://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-xpm-1994-12-30-9412300388-story.html", "there's a pattern here with all the countries that have this coca cola addiction", "There have been many blind taste tests that show no one can reliably pick out cola sweetened with HFCS vs Cane sugar.", "no its not though? We only drink coke during parties or during meryenda (snacks)", "Fixed the spelling.\n\nBut damn is that such a good comment. Lol.", "Sugar doesn't destroy your teeth, it's the acid produced by microorganisms in your mouth that feed on sugar. Pop is heavy in sugar so feeds these organisms, but is also very acidic which also isn't good for your teeth. It's a bit of a double whammy.", "Oh those things definitely don't taste the same, I rather drink 1 can of real pop once a week than have the no sugar version every day. But of course, I don't have a sugar problem and don't even drink pop once a month.", "Was she a smoker or something? I can only speak for myself but the \"pepsi challenge\" has come around a handful of times since I was a kid, and when I'm on the boardwalk I ask for \"whatever cola\" to avoid the useless \"Is X ok?\" question at certain places and I can tell literally 100% of the time if it's pepsi or coke.", "jesus I feel like my whole standing in life was attacked by this statement.", "People need to stop drinking this garbage. Coca Cola is poison.", "I’m Dutch and got my first cavity around age 17 and that was really late to get my first cavity.\n\nMost Dutch kids have had a cavity by the age of 10, and multiple when they’re 17. So first one by 17 doesn’t sound bad?\n\nThe story about the amount of coke she drinks do sound bad though. But I think it used to be more common when I was young, and we are now getting more aware of the amount of sugar in drinks.", "I'm drinking a Polar right now and I have a Coca-Cola bear sitting on my shelf, visible in view from my computer.\n\nI think it's going to kill me.", "Totally agree. Sugar and Caffeine are both addictive drugs.", "I honestly have no words for you. Reread your own source. I don't need an argument when you are just so clearly incorrect", "There is no debate. You are literally wrong" ]
88
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Mexico’s deadly Coca-Cola addiction
https://youtu.be/gBUx-v2pGNM
/r/videos/comments/qqucua/wake_up_human/
[ "[that's my own piss for Christ's sake!](https://youtu.be/7EgL77rv9bg?t=41)", "Oh man that’s brutal lol", "How does a person sleep with animals all around? So unhealthy.", "Never understood why people record themselves sleeping.", "So strange. Makes no sense", "Unhealthy? How is it any more unhealthy that being awake around a bunch of animals?", "Do you want to sleep inhaling caged rodent urine?\n\nIt’s still fairly bad in the daytime but at least there’s decent air circulation possibilities.", "Do you live with ace Ventura?", "Does air stop circulating at night?", "How else is Santa going to keep tabs on you?", "There’s a lot less circulation. It depends on what you’re doing but she’s clearly putting her face right next to the floor of a rodent cage all night. \n\nDon’t you see a problem there.", "I sleep next to an animal in my bed every night. The pets stay in the garage though.", "My assumption is the camera is set up to capture repeat behaviour.", "As a cat owner, open containers of liquid left unattended are the fault of the human(s).", "real question is who sleeps with a drink above their head lol even if I didn't have cats I'd be likely to knock it over at some point", "Why does the amount of light make difference with how much circulation there is?", "Because generally people are asleep and not moving, doors closed and still. Especially in small rooms like this one, the air will be poor quality. Thanks for not answering the question." ]
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Wake up human
https://youtu.be/KcHuP_I6Nn4
/r/videos/comments/qquq6t/pistonless_redstone_door/
[ "That's pretty clever.", "The high FOV and the movements make me nauseous... But interesting solution, I guess.", "Sorry that's just my entire playstyle :(", "Thank you." ]
4
videos
Pistonless redstone door
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqusgj/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqusgj/deleted_by_user/
[ "That whole movie is great but this segment is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen in a movie", "lmfao, the light comes through the bar tender when he's shot. Nice little touch", "The gold prospector was my favorite part of the movie but its all so well done", "\\- *Surly Joe the gambler... he won't gamble anymore...*", "I hear you're the man to beat... slingin guns and singin songs", "I wished it had been the whole movie", "\"Your shooting iron work\"\n\nBANG\n\n\"Appears to do yes\"\n\nGod that line has me in stitches every time I watch it. \n\n\nAnd then later on the exact same thing happens to him in reverse.\n\n\"do you need a count\"\n\n\"no' BANG.", "Thr Runt from Reata Pass", "I really enjoyed this movie. I went into it blind not knowing it was an anthology and I was wondering how they were going to stretch this Buster Scruggs character story into a whole movie.\n\nWhen I realized what I was watching, my brain immediately took me back to memories of my dad reading from an old jack London anthology collection.", "The whole segment is like a Bugs Bunny Looney Tunes cartoon. The dust he knocks off leaves a silhouette, the table he kicks to shoot the gambler, the light through the hole in the bartender, so well done.", "Tom Waits! You know it’s gonna be gold when he shows up", "Ive worked with Tom Proctor (main outlaw) multiple times. He has some of the wildest stories ive ever heard. He showed up to set on day one in an elk skin jacket and hat that he killed and skinned himself, a real bear-claw necklace, and an assortment of skull rings across his knuckles. Hes very friendly and an interesting guy to hang around with.", "the whole thing is good but i was a bit let down when the entire movie wasn't about this guy and in this style.", "I'M COMING FOR YOU, MR. POCKET!", "well....that ain't good...........\n\n\\*thump\\*", "I always sing the same part of the song Buster was singing. I can’t ever get a glass of water without singing “coooooooool waaaaaaater”", "I have this movie on my list to watch and have never pulled the trigger. This just sold me on it.", "I would have been fine with the movie being this and Tom Waits' part", "Classic old cowboy song. The tim Blake Nelson version is my favorite but Marty robbins is pretty good too", "Sadly I'd agree, although I did also really enjoy the misadventures of the bank robber and the prospector segments.\n\nA standalone buster scruggs would be awesome. In the meantime, Old Henry was a well done western with Tim Blake Nelson starring, might get you a little of that fix.", "Gopher, Everett?", "Disagree. I think \"The Gal who got Rattled\" is the best segment, followed closely by \"All Gold Canyon\".", "\"Sir, it seems that you are no better a judge of human beings than you are a specimen of one.\"", "> \"Your shooting iron work\"\n\nWhat does this mean? I can't parse this correctly.\n\nedit: OH, as in, \"Does your shooting iron (gun) work?\"", "yup, you got it. Just one of the many slang terms for a gun.", "The whole thing was an enjoyable watch for me. Really had no idea what I was getting into. Just clicked on the thumbnail on Netflix one day while I was cleaning. A few minutes in I was like okay I need to sit the fuck down and watch this properly.", "GOOD NIGHT POCKET!!", "\"HD\"", "I love the scene with Tom Waits. And Panshot is brilliant. I would have been fine with those three.", "My personal fave currently is \"smoke wagon\"", "Not only have I tried to learn the lyrics to this song, but I have it as my life's goal to sing this in The Golden Horseshoe at Disneyland one day.", "this ain't no overstatement neither.", "I love that they opened with a Marty Robbins song, because the whole story is basically the song Big Iron (also by Marty Robbins), ~Notorious quick draw outlaw meets his match when a Ranger comes to collect him dead or alive~" ]
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[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/vQzhOyHTarU
/r/videos/comments/qqusu4/nickelback_ending_their_concert_early_when_they/
[ "Why buy ticket? Ahhh ultimate troll.", "You know, I get it. \n\nAs a musician, it would really suck to get that reception at your own concert.", "i really don't get the hate they get \n\nthey're no more mainstream, manufactured than katy perry, taylor swift, or beyonce - yet nickelback gets tremendous hate \n\ni can understand not wanting to like mainstream stuff bc a person wants to look cool and independent ..... but its kinda silly", "In Canada, when they started to get famous, they were on every single radio station and it became unbearable. They aren't that great to begin with, but it was overplayed so much I can't stand listening to them still.", "Their songs are all the same song. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPj5YokEOY", "isn't that true of all pop acts? their stuff gets played over and over", "In Canada, by law, they have to play a certain percentage of Canadian music, so anything popular gets way overplayed more than anything else.", "yeah, but that's true of all successful mainstram acts - the majority of their stuff is similar", "Similar is not identical to the point of interchangeability.", "so you hate carly rae jespen , drake, arvil lavigne, etc as well ?", "I'm not sure if you're mentally challenged or what, so I'll just end the conversation here.", "Yes.", "People were throwing rocks at the stage iirc", "Countless existential lives were saved that night.", "How can anyone hate carly rae?", "your point was they're annoying bc they're overplayed - so i simply asked if other popular canadian acts are annoying for the same reason \n\nno need to get rude about it", "Nickelback reminds me of being a kid playing Halo 2 with my buddies while listening to the radio and for that reason I will defend them with my life", "I worked at when I was young. Owner was a middle aged white christian from the suburbs and considered nickleback hard metal and we could only play it by request when he wasn't there that day. The rap and hip hop on the other was perfectly fine.", "Drake doesn't get played on rock stations." ]
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Nickelback ending their concert early when they realize that people dont want to listen to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo
/r/videos/comments/qqv6ts/david_bowie_im_afraid_of_americans_4k_upgrade/
[ "No one needs anyone; they don't even just pretend.", "You shouldn't be affraid, the ones you have to be affraid of can't afford a plain ticket to europe 😂", "Great song.\n\nThere's a cool version with Ice Cube on the CD single.", "Released in 1995\n\nThis man was not just too genius for his time, he was outside of time. May he rest in peace.", "Best part of this video is the fact that Trent Reznor (NIN) is the one chasing him. 2 Legends", "The USA's foreign policy is felt all over the world.\n\n> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_military_bases\n\nTo say nothing of the wars the USA has started since WWII and the results of those wars - refugee crises, pollution, death, destruction, etc.", "This sentence upset me, I worry that makes me homophonic.\n\n\n….I’ll see myself out…", "RIP [The Thin White Duke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thin_White_Duke).", "good one lol, I didn't know what homophonic meant.\n\nIn my defense, english is not my native language", "A true visionary. RIP Major Tom.", "Man the 90s/early 00's were a rough time for facial hair", "I'm ashamed to say I've never heard this, and definitely haven't seen the video. I am not usually a fan of his music, but I love this song, so maybe I need to revisit his various sounds over the years.", "holy shit, how did I miss that?", "Then you probably just like Nine Inch Nails as Trent Reznor did the track with Bowie doing the main vocals, NIN's sound is iconic enough you if you are familiar with his work that you can tell without having to be told.\n\n[Here is a bonus of Johnny Cash covering NIN's Hurt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI)\n\nAlso more recently the song Old Town Road by Lil Nas X sampled [NIN's Ghosts 34 from his instrumental album series Ghosts](https://soundcloud.com/nineinchnails/34-ghosts-iv)", "Trent Reznor collaborated with David Bowie on the song and his fingerprints are all over the sound. It's damn close to sounding like David Bowie being a guest vocalist for a NIN track.", "Bowie later said he could not remember any of 1976.", "Trent Reznor has always cited Bowie as huge influence. You can really hear it on _Pretty Hate Machine_. I've always thought this song was Bowie's way of metaphorically passing the torch to from one incredibly creative and influential artist to another in the next generation. \n\nI imagine it must have been pretty gratifying to get such a ringing endorsement from your idol, to be able to collaborate on a song that really showcased the best parts of both of them.\n\nI'd also add that the lyrics and the visuals as an indictment of everything that's wrong with america has proved pretty f**king prophetic, but then Bowie was always way ahead of his time.", "Now change Americans to Nigerians or Vietnamese. Still ok right?", "Damn i forgot how good this song is. Not only are the vocals phenomenal but the music hits so freaking hard.", "Bowie and Reznor collab... What an odd but epic duo, I wish there was more.", "Nigeria and Vietnam aren't the ones that have been carpet-bombing incredibly poor countries for the past 30 years.", "Now change it to orcs or klingons. This is fun! What else can we change it to?", "Compare to the Bowie version \n\nhttps://youtu.be/5UDkRpqO-b0", "How is it even possible to make a crisp, clear 4K version of something so old?\n\nDo you think this was shot on film originally?", "It would be. Most things (music videos, TV shows, etc.) up until the mid-to-late 2000s were shot on film. It's why we can get restored versions of shows like Seinfeld, X-Files, Star Trek, etc.", "It’s not a real word, a play on homophones. Plain vs Plane. No offense meant , I was just making a silly dad joke and English is kind of dumb, homophones being just one example of many confusing grammatical traps.", "There's a guy on YouTube, Christopher Hazard, that uses some kind of AI process to upscale videos from the 80s and 90s, mostly of Grateful Dead concerts already on YouTube. It's pretty great. He'll upscale them from 480p to 1080 or even 4k, and replace the sound in the video with that from better sources.\n\nEdit: his channel: https://youtube.com/c/ChristopherHazard", "Considering it's from before digital recording became the standard, I would assume it was shot on film", "He made a shit-ton of money from Americans.", "God is an American! Johnny pisses in cars!", "Trent and Atticus Ross produced Halsey's latest album recently and it is also really good: [I am not a woman, I'm a god](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Azv0G85lh8).", "The story from Reznor is more that he was showing industrial music to Bowie and after 2 minutes Bowie just nods and goes, \"Oh I get it,\" then just started producing bangers during his industrial phase.", "> It's why we can get restored versions of shows like Seinfeld, X-Files, Star Trek, etc.\n\nIt's just that... some of those \"remasters\" look like fake software \"uprezzed\" versions with strange artifacts, hence the question. Like the Photoshop unsharp mask turned to 11. \n\nThis looked so clean, I sort of felt that they went right back to the original film and transferred it again.\n\nThanks for taking the time to reply!", "Bowie was a great artist. Who had a brilliant way with words.\n\nBut these Lyrics aren't some grand indictment. They're too vague to really be a seething criticism of 'America'. It has the same energy of Madonna's American Life, in that it's an attempt at being edgy without any real sort of bite to back it up.\n\nEarthling in general is a pretty under-whelming album imo.", "Wtf. I thought this was brand new.", "I remember when this video came out.", "Since you gave a reply with a word I didn't understand I reread my comment first and saw the typo.\n\nAfter looking up homophonic I did realize why I made that typo, homophony is a word in music though, and the explaination made perfect sense for my typo.\n\nQuite clever.", "I am not saying David Bowie held the world in order but ever since his death... the shit just went wild.", "I wish, for just one day of my life, I could be as cool as David Bowie .", "this video was uploaded two weeks ago", "And?", "Holy shirtballs. That's fantastic", "This 4K version has only been out since 27th of october.", "he and Prince were keeping something terrible sealed away and now.... it's out.", "The whole album is fucking dope. Dave Grohl plays drums on [Honey.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4akyJGZqjFg)", "Holy shit. Thank you. This is incredible. Man is doin' the lord's work.", "Pants! Change it to pants!", "I consider myself a bowie fan. He was completely ahead of the curve and did leave a major contribution to rock music overall. He's a fascinating dude.\n\nBut also I think he only made 2 absolutely great and timeless albums in his whole career, the rest aged pretty poorly considering imo haha", "I have not heard this in years. I used to blast this song all the time. Thanks OP!", " And to bring it back around to Bowie, in a way, there's the [Saul Williams](https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mxUWJLKuulEf-fG1el1enkQsubeZlVbMM) record Trent Reznor produced, which is amazing.", "Also don't forget that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross did the score for Disney's Soul...as well as many other films like The Social Network", "No shit. Bowie said this song was written about his irrational fear of Americans at one point in time due to the sensational media headlines he was always exposed to which made America seem like a far more violent place than it actually was. Hence everyone in the video holding imaginary weapons, and Bowie running away from perceived, but unreal, danger.", "I dug into this a long time ago curious about the lyrics and found an interview, fuck me if I'm gonna find it again, where Bowie is talking about the song.\n\nHe goes on about how its about culture, about how American culture has expanded globally and its not the American people, Government whatnot that's being referenced but the culture. Kinda like how Americas version of Jesus is represented in other cultures as well (god is an American etc).", "I'd heard that song quite a few times and never knew it was Reznor/Ross, but now I can't understand why I never realized it", "They did. They re-scanned the 35mm film into 4K. You can't do that with modern digital video or all analog video tape like Betacam or VHS where the resolution is fixed.\n\nFilm inherently has an incredibly high resolution, so if you can find the original, you can digitise it into 4K.", "The song is about the exportation of American culture.", "The song is about American culture, if Nigerian or Vietnamese culture was being exported at the same level as America then yeah it'd be ok.", "> They're too vague to really be a seething criticism of 'America'. It has the same energy of Madonna's American Life, in that it's an attempt at being edgy without any real sort of bite to back it up.\n\nI've seen people at work say, \"The power that be won't allow us to be paid well because it threatens their power,\" and 1 guy immediately said, \"fucking Jews.\"\n\nIf you don't say capitalists or capitalists backed politicians they'll just assume it's all a satanic pedophile cult (A conspiracy called blood libel created by the Nazis to blame the Jews) or just openly they'll say it's the Jews. Or secret communists. Anything but greedy rich people who they support.", "That one is a _banger_.", "> Compare to the Bowie version\n\nI hadn't listened to them side-by-side before, but you're totally right, the OP version is *classic* NIN.\n\nCompare the music swell in Bowie's version at [1:45](https://youtu.be/5UDkRpqO-b0?t=105) with the same swell in the collaboration version at [1:42](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo&t=102s).\n\nAn aside, but the video I think helps drive home Bowie's point that the song is [sardonic, not hostile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Afraid_of_Americans#Background) - it shows the environment being seamy, but most of the truly egregious stuff is shown to be a figment of the protagonist's fearful imagination.", "We should all be afraid of [Dancing In The Streets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOBFzb83Pl0).\n\nHow much cocaine did it take to get this monstrosity produced? I remember the 80s and it must have been considerable.", "Incredible quality for a music video; I wonder what film stock/format it was originally shot on.", "This is an amazing single from Earthling. Highly recommend checking it out!", "I'm afraid of pants\n\nI'm afraid of the world\n\nI'm afraid I cant help it\n\nI'm afraid I cant\n\nI mean, it doesn't scan but it's definitely honest.", "I cannot drive by one of [these](https://qtxasset.com/quartz/qcloud1/media/image/hotelmanagement/1519401113/AmericInn.jpg?VersionId=seYnZoIvnyPU4BK6cX1_qFbRmUvsRw98) without singing this song.", "Bowie was a pedo like every other rock star at the time. Fuck him. [also](https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998)", "Because analog filming can match it. The purpose of digitalising films wasn't higher quality, but more efficient reproduction and logistics (storage, transport). The shitty television were the problem for the low res view.", "And he was never in danger from Americans. He benefited greatly from us. He sold 5.5 million albums plus 4 million in compilations. If I'd known at the time about his Nazi salutes and his Playboy interview where he praised Hitler, he would have made a few less sales. He stated baldly, \"I believe very strongly in fascism The only way we can speed up the sort of liberalism that's hanging foul in the air at the moment is to speed up the process of a right-wing, totally dictatorial tyranny and get it over with as fast as possible.\" Decades later he excused himself by claiming he was doing too many drugs at the time. What a weak excuse.\n\n\nApparently if someone is a star his fascist ideologies are excused.", "1:34 Sarah Michelle Gellar", "The guy was from the future", "Facts. Love me some Saul Williams", "[Rammstein hit this point pretty directly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM)", "If you listen to the lyrics, it's not presenting the fear as a positive thing.", "I am looking forward to when 2020s footage gets upscaled to 8k.\n\n\"But you can experience the 2020s right now IRL\"\n\nI said I look forward to 8k!", ">the downvotes proving me right\n\nThat's not how logic works :)", "There is. They did a joint tour in 1995, and did a few songs together to end NIN's set.\n\n[Here's a good video of it.](https://youtu.be/j4sP1CTuIjs) They did \"Scary Monsters\", \"Hello Spaceboy\", \"Reptile\" and \"Hurt\" together. Their version of \"Hurt\" is really out there, completely different from any other version you've heard.", "I'll double up here. If you haven't heard their collab on Hurt, you should.", "Too bad he statutory raped minors.", "I've got some bad news you might not have heard about David Bowie then", "God is an American", "[ **Jump to 01:34 @** David Bowie - I'm Afraid of Americans (Official Music Video) [4K Upgrade]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo&t=0h1m34s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: David Bowie, Video Popularity: 99.35%, Video Length: [04:27])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@01:29](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3cERVRoQo&t=0h1m29s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "I mean, you could AI upscale the digital footage from today into 8k if you want. It's just an algorithm.", "Ok. That's nice. He can SAY that's what the song is about in an interview. But the song itself makes no such references to American culture spreading globally. I'm all for artistic interpretation, but when a song is that vague, you can make a lot of claims.\n\nJason Mraz once claimed on a radio show that \"I'm Yours\" was actually about his new-found attachment to spirituality, and how he was giving himself over to it. Then the radio DJ asked what that had to do with the lines about nibbling on her ear and about how her body made him melt. He then doubled back and admitted that okay, maybe it was about a girl too. I got a pretty bad case of 2nd-hand embarrassment as a fan of his to see him get so utterly wrecked on radio.", "Npc response lmao", "Month before 2016 we had Lemmy die. Then Bowie and Rickman followed by a handful of other beloved celebrities followed by a gorilla and in that year the Cubs won the world series and Donald Trump won the election.\n\nIf Qanon idiots can prattle on and on about kiddie torture sex dungeons underneath pizza parlors and whatever else then I'm making my own conspiracy theory that the Trumps committed blood sacrifices and counteracted any negatives with a win for the Cubs at the World Series to take the presidency and tried again by allowing COVID-19 to go uninterrupted. They even bragged about their role in it with a [bat](https://www.usmint.gov/coins/coin-medal-programs/america-the-beautiful-quarters/national-park-of-american-samoa) on the quarter for 2020.\n\n\\#TeachTheControversy\n\n\\#OkayNotReally", "I think you posted this reply to the wrong comment. Otherwise, I can't really tell what you're talking about.", "It's actually a commentary on sensationalist news media outlets in Britain at the time only showing bad news about America, and how as a result it was very easy to develop an irrational fear of the seemingly violent Americans.", "He would also have been 74 by now.", "More like this please.", "Rough time for graffiti too apparently, jesus", "Who can resist the animal sexual magnetism of twin soul patches", "he also fucked underage girls as young as 14\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lori_Mattix#:~:text=Life%20as%20a%20groupie&text=Mattix%20says%20that%20when%20she,tour%20in%20the%20United%20States.&text=Mattix%20claimed%20that%20when%20they,that%20they%20eventually%20persuaded%20him.", "Did you see Reznor's and Cash's collaboration. Not to undersell Bowie. But I think it takes the odd crown. And pretty close on the epic side as well. They're both awesome regardless.", "What an iconic god! The world nees people like him! If we were to live in One Piece world, I'm sure David Bovie would had conquer's haki.", "Noice!", "Such a catchy tune.\n\nI like the nice touch of Santa Claus alongside the Coca-Cola lyric, further perpetuating the [myth](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-claus-that-refreshes/?collection-id=226403) that the modern image of Santa was created by Coca-Cola.", "Yep!", "It's amazing when you consider [they didn't have playback](https://youtu.be/_li_d_YviZ4) when filming it.", "so this came out like last year right*checks release date* 1995 WTF? this could have come out today. also i love how film can just be rescanned and upgraded.", "I prefer this version: https://youtu.be/BHkhIjG0DKc", "Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Bowie was doing a shit-load it enough to not remember days on end. Cocaine psychosis is a thing. I forgive him. It was stupid to say what said just as it was stupid to do that much blow.", "Your link talks about \"allegations\", got better?", "Did you even read that? her story changed a bunch and her friend claimed she wasn't even there . . .", "No, it isn't. Same extra is in the video later on. Just a brown eyed brunette.", "Really, every version of Hurt that's ever been made by anyone has been great.", "Reading through that it really seems like she claimed to sleep with a bunch of people. Your link mentions plenty of discrepancies in her stories. Now I'm not saying anything did or didn't happen but it's way less than enough info to draw any conclusions from. And given that this is the only claim I can find against Bowie (other than an instance where he dated a 15 y/o when he was 17 which I wouldn't hold against him at all) from this one alleged night I would lean toward the story being pretty suspect. It's so long ago though that we'll likely never actually know. Sleeping with underage girls was way too prevalent in rock 'n roll back in those days that it's certainly possible. Though I would expect more allegations than one against Bowie when there's plenty against other people like Jimmy Page and whatnot.", "The album that this song was written for but didn't make the cut was Outside which I bought on release day and it's still one of my most played albums. I'm a huge Bowie fan but honestly I preferred his darker stuff he released during that time.", "It wasn't prophetic. It was an indictment of American cultural hegemony abroad at the time he wrote it.", "This is the great benefit of shooting your music video on film compared to on tape / digitally. The upscalability (is that a word?) is insane, since you just need to re-scan the original film stock with higher resolution telecines and re-edit the footage to match the original, and bam! You got yourself a crisp 4K version of the video.\n\nThey did the same for [Wham's Last Christmas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI).", "Well, the pain of his wife literally resonates in his voice in that recording. It’s haunting, knowing he died shortly after that too.", "I thought it was about him being nauseated at seeing a McDonalds in Java.", "Of course you can make a lot of claims but I think its rather easy to comprehend when the artist, the writer of said song, infers what that vague bits mean. \n\nThe video itself portrays the concept, wherever Bowie goes \"Johnny\" is there. He can't run from it, its always there wherever he goes. Its violent in nature and overwhelming. Even Americas version of Jesus is being exported hence \"god is an American\" and the visuals.\n\nMraz has nothing to do with this, Bowie was a fine artist and without you being able to provide any evidence besides your own interpretation I'd argue there isn't a conversation here. The songs about American culture, the artist said so and the lyrics represent that.", "Most are, its a pretty easy song to hit a heartstring or three with. I'd say Mumford & Sons' cover can just bugger off though. That crap they added at the end is terrible.", "Thank you for that. Haven't listened to Rammstein in a long time, this was a good listen. Gracious.", "> (god is an American etc).\n\nThat cannot be, everyone knows that God is a Serb!", "The song isn't even about that, it's mostly focusing on the soft-power (cultural exports and whatnot)", "I always love how some people get outraged at the title alone and never actually pay attention to the lyrics or the video itself.", "Absolutely. I've heard people think Hurt is actually a Cash song originally lol.", "Neither can most of Reddit.", "I was a teenager, so I do remember", "Well I think he sort of did a bit what Hendrix did with watchtower. The original was pretty good. But for many people Johnny Cash elevated it quite a bit further.", "Hi there most of Reddit. Nice to meet you.", "theres always one, youre the one joe", "I disagree. I think the song should stand on it's own with its own point. If it were meant to have a visual accompaniment, it should of been a short film, not a song on an album. This is the reason for me that Childish Gambino's 'This is America' doesn't really work for me. Everyone was so shocked by the video, that they completely ignored the pretty basic migos-worship that the song at its core was, and how it didn't really say anything.", "Negative, its her.", "Me too, David.", "Im pretty sure he had a gun pulled on him in Texas because he was wearing a dress. Which makes some sense for some of the tones of this video.", "People ignore that fact because it's inconvenient. like not even just as a young rockstar with baby groupies. David Baddiel has a story of when bowie was in his 40s, trying to seduce some 16 year olds, him stripping naked to his own songs on holiday with mick jagger.", ">How is it even possible to make a crisp, clear 4K version of something so old?\n\nfilm\n\n>Do you think this was shot on film originally?\n\n100%", "I never knew this song existed until this year and I also realized I just kind of assumed Bowie didn’t do anything in the 90s.", "I think it does.", "Thanks. I remember hearing Hurt with DB back in high school like 100 years ago and completely forgot about it. Going to listen to this later.", "Bruh it’s about irrational fear of Americans caused by fearmongering headlines. Bowie himself said that.", "“Mumford & Sons is my favorite band!”, said no one ever.", "I was lucky enough to see Bowie live in the early 2000s and I was so happy he played this song, especially as I did not expect it.\n\nI would have loved to see him tour with NiN back in the day", "That's less of a collaboration and more of Cash covering Reznor. \n \nTHIS is an actual collaboration. Trent produced the track.", "ta fresco el video", "Nice", "Their Hurt is amazing.", "You.. might wanna listen to the song at least once", "'76 was a fucking great year to be alive. Fuckin' bicentennial Fourth of July, all the families at the park getting their drink on, falling down drunk while they overcooked their sausages and steaks. Little kids like me stealing beers out of the multiple iced trash cans full of dry ice. Stealing the dry ice, too, and taking it home to play with. Some of the best rock, soul, & disco music of all time on the radio, and more coming every day. Sunshine and cheap ditchweed. One person could support a family of four on just one salary. 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat, and a Chevy Nova.", "Thank you!", "Original Nuttah making an appearance.", "Excuse me, I only speak English, so this song doesn't work.", "This came out when I didn't have access to watch videos. I've always really enjoyed this song and today is my first time watching the video. Wow.", "I had no idea, but heard this and was like \"whoa. I'm getting NINs vibes.\"", "What if I still don't understand?", "There's a Canadian band that kinda ripped off this song (and both songs are great) and I'm surprised they didnt really get in trouble. I knew it was similar but when both songs included \"Jonah\" it has to be a tribute.\n\nedit: I'm dumb as fuck - the song is Unamerican by Said The Whale", "1783 was a very good year. Mozart wrote his Great Mass. The Montgolfier brothers went up in the first hot-air balloon. And England recognized the independence of the United States.", "Those are lyrics from the song. If you still don't understand, you should listen more closely.", "Well that song aged well....", "The imagery makes the point pretty clear I thought but here’s the translation \n\nhttps://genius.com/Genius-english-translations-rammstein-amerika-english-translation-lyrics", "Thanks, but it was a joke.", "Artist states what their song is about \n\nReddit user - “ HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!” \n\nThis is the same logic people use when they play Born In The USA/Fortunate Son/Killing In The Name and many others then claim they know what its really about when called out", "Fair enough", "Bones UK did a great cover of this", "Well to be fair, this is what happens when you can't keep control of your colonies.", "My point was that this song isn't some lyrical masterpiece. You can assign as much weight to it as you want in interviews, but at the end of the day, the song still needs to stand on its own merits and the lyrics simply aren't there to support this notion that it's on the same lyrical level as Bowie's actual masterwork pieces like Lazarus, Ziggy Stardust, Young Americans, or Golden Years.", "Bowie was Reznor’s HERO! They were destined to do a collaboration at some point.", ">\tMy point was that this song isn’t some lyrical masterpiece. \n\nNobody claimed it was.\n\n>\tthe song still needs to stand on its own merits and the lyrics simply aren’t there to support this notion that it’s on the same lyrical level as Bowie’s actual masterwork pieces like Lazarus, Ziggy Stardust, Young Americans, or Golden Years.\n\nWhat are you even talking about? \n\nYou stated it’s not what he said it’s about because you say so, that’s what I’m saying is a comically bad take. Nobody is saying it’s his best song.", "“When only a few of us are left, we will feel an irresistible pull towards a far away land, to fight for The Prize.”", "[Living On My Own as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DedaEVIbTkY)", "Ehh you’re an asshole", "> I am looking forward to when 2020s footage gets upscaled to 8k.\n\nThe problem with that is footage today is digital, so it's resolution is fixed, upscaling will be inherently lossy. Stuff shot on film they can just go back and rescan the original film at a higher resolution.", "Interesting, I'll have to check it out. I loved Halsey when she first popped onto the scene, and then quickly got tired of her stuff as it changed a bit.", "The sovereign will return one day", "I saw that tour twice. I'd rate it the best shows I have ever seen.", "Ah, just watched a Tom Scott video on this https://youtu.be/CkysCJBdGtw?t=5\n\nTL;DW: They track down the film and digitize it using modern techniques, then recreate the original music video's editing", "I am? It's literally the second line of the song.\n\nHow am I an asshole?", "The dubbing and foley work on that is fucking amazing.", "The post I was originally replying to claimed the lyrics were some grand sweeping indictment of \"Everything Wrong With America\". I disagreed with that take, as the lyrics are pretty simple, repetitive, and lacking much substance. I never once claimed that the song wasn't about America. It clearly fucking is, he says it 50 goddamn times. I just don't think it's a very compelling song if that's the case, since it hardly says anything or critiques. I do not consider the video relevant to this discussion, as the song needs to be able to make a statement on it's own, as it is the form that it would of been more readily consumed in, being on a CD or RADIO, mediums that specifically lack visual accompaniment, besides whatever might be on the jacket.", "Well, a lot of his work in the 90's was pretty of-its-time I think. Steeping himself in the sounds of Industrial and Techno may of seemed like the way forward at the time. God knows a lot of Bands at the time like Danzig tried to change their sound to be more in-tune with that stuff. Unfortunately, Industrial died off pretty fast before even the end of the decade. It still had fans, sure, but there really wasn't much mainstream Industrial music being made or consumed in the new millennium.\n\nIt doesn't help too that Bowie infamously hated Never Let Me Down, which ended up causing a long hiatus between releases, and marked the end of his mainstream efforts. I think the lack of success combined with his dissatisfaction, led to him thinking he had to re-invent his sound completely, a lot like he did with Let's Dance.", "There's lots of ML algorithms that can add in missing detail. Two Minute Papers on YouTube shows off a lot of stuff like that. It's guesswork but if it's done right, your brain won't notice.", "1:42 Tobey Maguire", "> I'd also add that the lyrics and the visuals as an indictment of everything that's wrong with america has proved pretty f**king prophetic, but then Bowie was always way ahead of his time.\n\nI really disagree with this. I think hindsight and current events give this a spin that wasn't intended at all originally.\n\nThe original lyrics and video (I'm afraid of Americans; I'm afraid of the world) are about two contradictory things kinda juxtaposed - American shallow mass media culture and it's pervasiveness, and the narrator's own unjustified paranoia and hostility in response to that.\n\nAmerica is portrayed as grimly shallow and sleazy, but the narrator isn't shown sympathetically either - fleeing from people who have done nothing wrong and seeing carnage and drama where none exist.\n\nIt's about his unease with American globalism combined with poking fun at that unease.\n\nI also think that the central concerns about American globalism are actually *more* relevant in the context of 1995 than they are today, but that's an essay that I don't feel like writing. Briefly, the 90s were a time of total American global hegemony and a very outward looking supremely powerful ascendant America that looked poised to effectively assimilate the planet after its Cold War victory. Today, that definitely has not happened - American global influence is lower, it is less globally focused and more turned inward than ever, and it's tearing itself apart with a very different set of problems than it faced in 95.", "I mean who hasn't been chased by Trent Reznor through Manhattan?", "HEY!", "I don’t forgive him. I will continue to think less of him. It was not a stupid thing to say, it was evil. He knew exactly what he was saying.", "That's fine you can carry that anger with you. I don't think it will do any good but you are free to have it.", "ooooo, you are so funny with your self righteous smugness:-). Relaxiate. I don’t go stomping around, gnashing my teeth, getting my blood pressure all high because Bowie praised nazism and called for a fascist dictatorship. I barely ever think of him. But when some dumbass tries to act as if he was some moral person, I push back. Please note he never said he was wrong, or acknowledge how evil fascism is. He told us that he was drugged up after his reputation needed fluffing. Other times he tried to say it was an act, part of his Thin White Duke Schlick. Not an apology. Not amends.\n\nHe’s dead. He was an incredibly talented person who among other things, did his bit to promote fascism.", "I don't he ever wanted to be held in that high regard morally. He just wanted to make great music. He did good job at that. Everybody has moral failings at times. You will not find a someone that is pure at anything.\n\nConflating Bowie's cocaine-induced flirtation with fascism with actual Nazis that promote fascism is ridiculous.\n\nHe married a black women, worked with and promoted black musicans. Doesn't seem really facist to me.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGiVzIr8Qg", "A celebrity praising fascism encourages fascism.", "People fall and people change. I hope someone never judges you about your worst day.", "💀" ]
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David Bowie - 'I'm Afraid of Americans' (4k upgrade)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0-izyq6q5s
/r/videos/comments/qqv912/how_do_computers_remember/
[ "nice work", "I have such trouble to visualize and understand these kinds of gates as they grow more and more complex, but your way of illustration has helped me greatly to wrap my head around it all. Thank you!", "IDK. Humans are so clever I sometimes feel I'm not even the same species, or maybe I have a disability or something and everyone I know humors me. When I try to make sense of what goes on at like Intel or something, I just give up. That people can make such complicated machinery, then utilize it all in some gigantic silicone assembly, just hurts my head. I actually think it's impossible, and I play Doom Eternal and think there's no way people have done this, the world must have been made for me or something like a Star Trek episode.", "I do believe that depending on how your brain is wired, certain ways of interpreting and comprehending your surroundings can become more or less difficult. For example some people might find it quite natural to pick up languages, or express themselves in music, or understand math. But that doesn't mean someone for whom math comes easy can't understand how to produce abstract art -- it might just take more effort to wrap your head around it. For me understanding these logics gates does not come easy, but it feels like with more focused effort it could become clearer and easier over time. But it does require more effort for me, compared to picking up a new language, because that is just what I have used my brain for most of my life.", "I got 2.5 min in and all I was wondering was: how do those gates work? \n\nWhy does “not” continue to send a signal once reset input is removed… and why does “or” need 2 inputs if “not” can effectively do the same thing but with one input?", "They are called logic gates if you want to read into them further. \n\na NOT gate is going to give a true result when the input false, it inverts what it receives.\n\nan OR gate is going to give a true result if either of it's inputs are true. \n\nThese logic gates exist as a model and as physical components. If you watch to later in the video you will see him use physical NAND gates on his breadboard to build a prototype.\n\nthey are used for different things. If you want a positive output from a negative result you would use an OR gate,\n\nIf you wanted a positive output as long as the result from either of two inputs is positive you use an OR gate.", "Electroboom just did a great video on that! https://youtu.be/Kxb8AQVcdac", "Interesting… thanks!", "Minecraft Redstone also lets experiment with this.", "Logic design was the bane of my existence back in university, but one of the most useful courses when I first started comp-sci. Especially when learning to program in assembly and C.", "or, not, and and gates are all physical components that modify electrical signals. They do what they imply, not flips the bit, and is the logical and operator, or the logical or operator. Its basically electrical engineering if you want to understand how that stuff works, but if you understand these physical things exist in transistor form, basically EVERY circuit can be composed of these gates.", "Checkout his earlier video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZwneRb-zqA" ]
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How Do Computers Remember?
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqvbeq/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqvbeq/deleted_by_user/
[ "A stingy app? Granted that word is triggering so I would never call anything that.", "Well, this video has my vote.", "Talk about raciest against white people... If this was a video of white people translating to black there would be a rage", "Yah and if your aunt had pedals and two wheels, she'd be a bicycle.", "Nah, that shit would still be funny." ]
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[deleted by user]
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqw0jq/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqw0jq/deleted_by_user/
[ "Magnetic ASMR..... nice!", "Yeah it's super satisfying", "This is true wholesome content, ty for making the world a less shitty place <3", "very nice and professional! I request fuzzy pink mittens for next time! <3", "The singular of dice is die. \nI only see 1 so...", "so die!" ]
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[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/a2OBMZYhDYc
/r/videos/comments/qqwgj8/0_100_in_france/
[ "I think the language is called French not France", "The video was filmed in France", "It's funny how kids know the basic numbers really well but it takes ~30 years to learn all the number up to 30 in French. And by the looks of it, it takes about 60 years to learn to count up to 60 in French. Such a difficult language!", "Came for the cool video, left with existential dread 😎", "Mr.24 got style.", "50 is lyin", "anyone else look at the person at their age and say damn i'm old af.", "In Switzerland and Belgium, the French speakers there use septante, huitante, and nonante.", "I thought \"damn I'm looking better than I thought\"", "It's always interesting to see the often big discrepancies in how quickly people appear to age.\n\nSun, cigarettes and good genes make a huge difference. People can look decades younger or older than their real age.", "A shorter version: \n\n\n[https://youtu.be/brsI6z13Su8](https://youtu.be/brsI6z13Su8)" ]
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0 - 100 in France
https://youtu.be/A4QUE1tSIHY
/r/videos/comments/qqwitj/0_100_in_the_netherlands/
[ "The way she said \"100\" mad me laugh like \"100! High score, gotcha noobs!\"", "And she looked younger than the 10 persons before her \\^\\^", "I think this language is called Dutch not The Netherlands", "...\n\n\nluister hier, jij kleine shit^(/s), het is gefilmd in Nederland, daarom zei ik Nederland en niet Nederlands", "I think this was filmed in Dutch", "Wie niet weg is, is gezien. Ik kom!", "Mooi.\n\nWat gaat de tijd snel hè.", "from 28 to 35 it really took a turn. Looks like they aged 30 in 7.", "Ik hou van Nederland", "Then you got 49 looking atleast 10 years younger", "49, 67, and 79 can get itttt. \n\nIs that mostly genetics? I’m already fucked", "I have.. A plan\nWe neeed... More time. We need.. More money.. Have some goddamn faith, arthur." ]
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0 - 100 in the Netherlands
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqwnzs/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qqwnzs/deleted_by_user/
[ "This bullshit again.", "What the fuck.", "There's a reason a lot of the world online calls America a third-world country.", "Commenters with their head in the sand incoming...", "What's the bullshit? Explain.", "Satire", "It’s not an actual campaign for Germans to help Americans. It’s just about raising awareness by using those starving kids in Africa tropes from US commercials. That, and food insecurity in the US doesn’t mean you actually miss any meals.", "It's clearly satire. I can see Snopes making a page debunking this with how many people are falling for it.", "Satire. It's not just a mythical creature in Narnia.", "Is it that much satire?\n\n> An estimated 17 million children could go without enough to eat this year, according to Feeding America, a leading national nonprofit food bank network.", "Just going to post this daily?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qpzzj6/germany_is_running_commercials_to_help_feed/\n\nit is also a satirical video not an ad as pointed out in the post yesterday. On top of that it is pretty old.", "Note the comment above, 'Commenters with their head in the sand incoming...'\n\nIf you take everything on reddit at face value, my god... humanity is doomed.", "> a lot of the world online \n\nYou should try going outside for a bit then.", "Something many seemingly conservative leaning Americans seem to refuse to acknowledge is that there are millions who work full time and still can't afford to put food on the table. People absolutely skip meals because they can't afford it. Shit, that's how most of my childhood went after one parent died and the other had their insurance just refuse to pay up, leaving us tens of thousands medical debt.\n\nIn the US, many of us are just a small catastrophe from being destitute or setting you on a path a where obtaining the American Dream is basically out of reach. I've personally known more people die broke while working than ever got the chance to retire and that trend only seems to be accelerating.", "Riiight but it’s satire to point out that Americans can’t seem to take care of their own citizens’ issues before making pet projects out of people in other countries.\n\nThe ad is fake but millions of hungry people in the US are real.", "Sure - a small percentage of Americans suffer from severe food insecurity. Even one percent is three million people. But using the staving African tropes is a bit silly.", "It's really disappointing morons like you go around taking a grain of truth and then poisoning it by stretching it to cover your insanity.", "There are systematic issues within the US that make food scarcity a very real possibility. It's extremely easy for people to fall into poverty and extremely difficult to get out. Working full time, even if it's well above minimum wage, it's extremely difficult to put food on the table with medical and student loan debt, something I'm all too familiar with.\n\nSure OP is satire, but it's pointing to some very real problems. We can either just blow it off as a poor attempt at humor as some seem to, or realize that we can have things better in this country, things they have in every other developed nation. Just having the \"bootstraps\" ideology is painfully missing the point and literally does nothing for making America any better.\n\nBut maybe the 15 years of eating Kraft and Instant Ramen just has me bitter.", "What exactly does that have to do with people around the world expressing their opinions online to a larger audience than they could if they just went outside? Reading someone's opinion online doesn't validate it any more or less than hearing it out of someone's mouth. Both have the same propensity for fact or fiction.", "Just because it isn't an actual ad doesn't devalue the message, which is to draw attention to the apathy and indifference of America to it's own children and unfortunate souls, and the hypocrisy of the similar ads that America plays (created by organizations that profit off of most of the donations and send only a tiny fraction to actually help anyone).\nThe facts presented in it are still true.", "It isn't even that. That's a satyr.\nAnd satire and comedy are often used to make important points", "Jeeeez you couldn’t be more wrong.", "They're homophones. I don't condone it, but I also don't judge.", "The ad really isn't that fake either. One in ten Americans don't have reliable access to food. If you want to count the people one paycheck from starvation as well then that jumps up roughly 50%.\n\nThis country is a disgrace.", "I am calling you a moron to hopefully warn others who read your dumbass shit." ]
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[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5v8D-alAKE
/r/videos/comments/qqwrer/this_is_why_we_cant_have_nice_things_planned/
[ "[Here's another actual conspiracy.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM0aohBfUTc)", "on the video conclusion, if only that were true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klaJqofCsu4&t=1451s&ab\\_channel=bigclivedotcom", "capitalism impedes progress", "Shocker - if any company made a toaster that would last 60 years they would sell maybe 4 of them because nobody would want to pay $700 for a toaster. \n\n \n\nThis goes for anything. It is possible to buy a refrigerator that is designed to last 50 years and is easily serviceable. It costs $18,000. Go buy one.", ">planned obsolescence\n\nThis video and channel were eye openers for me.", "Did you even watch the video?", "It's a good video. Just don't assume everything he says is always true \"just because\". The more trustworthy a source seems to be and the easier it'd be for them to manipulate you if they found it profitable." ]
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This is why we can't have nice things: planned obsolescence
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UpQ_xDMJJ04
/r/videos/comments/qqxnno/joel_haver_sand_planet_feat_justin_roiland/
[ "PP-88 is my new favorite Star Wars droid", "bunk. bunk. bunk. mmmmbunk.", "A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one", "The mood and aesthetic of Joel's videos is just amazing. I watched all of his animations in Youtube.", "What is this? A cross-over episode?!", "God damn I didn’t expect him to get Justin Roiland", "“He sounds just like your mother” was an unexpectedly dark turn lol", "I get the impression Justin would rather be doing anything but Rick & Morty at this point.", "His non-animations are great too!", "For some reason I didn't try them. Thank you! I'll watch them later today.", "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.", "Justin Roiland is now part of the Joel Haver Cinematic Universe.", "the 4th wall breaking last season was definitely great. ‘ah shit morty we’re not doing canon are we?’", "Interdimensional cable lives on!", "That went from 0 to Rick and Morty real quick lol\n\nIs this a new series? Please be this a new series", "I have nothing clever to comment, I just really enjoyed that. Top notch stuff.", "Luke looking real T H I C C in that bathroom scene", "Joel has ascended. I'm so happy for him!", "My man Joel has come a long way this past year", "Joel gets a van and suddenly he's making videos with Justin Roiland. I should get a van.", "The socks in flip flops really does it.", "Joel is one of those dudes I'll always root for. Give this guy everything", "I hope he gets to voice a side character in R&M someday!", "He talks about sand planet like I talk about my hometown", "\"Oh the cruel irony, I'm waterproof!\"", "[I really like this one.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZTZw6VZT-8)", "Beautiful", "Was this also written by Roiland? This was a little too depressing and dark for Haver's usual stuff and it wasn't very funny or clever compared to his other skits", "\"I could've just been splashing around, the whole time!\"", "omg I love this pairing", "\"I was so careful not to get water on me!\" *tangible regret*", "His recent Lanky Kong video was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.", "Me too P-88, me too...", "mmmmbunk. bunk. bunk.\n\n\nmmmmbunk.", "This started out really hilarious and then turned into typical justin roiland noise. \"it's this thing. this line. this one line again. it's- i'm repeating it. the one line. i'm saying it again.\"", "His animations are so much better than R&M tho", "Has Justin said or implied that he's tired of it?", "Pretty funny. It's quickly becoming clear though Roiland is doing the same thing over and over. It works for Rick and Morty because that's where most of us know those voices from.", "That wasn't self-deprecating! That was just ME-deprecating!", "This has a very loose, almost improvisational feel to it", "[Here you go](https://youtu.be/NIoc5yMvxOs)", "[This is my fav live action Joel video.](https://youtu.be/HCVQRga-qOQ)", "Unfortunately, after a brief legal hoopla, Disney now owns Joel and Justin.\n\nTo be clear. I'm not saying Disney owns the rights to this sketch. Disney now owns their corporal flesh AND has claim on their immortal souls.", "[my fav](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxI6znp2mLg)", "Dan Harmon is a nightmare to work with.", "I feel like this was nearly 100% improv.", "MM-Bunk is now my favorite Star Wars character of all time. Sorry, Fett.", "just finished rewatching rick and morty. love this :D", "Haha... Now I need to see the rest.", "This was notably worse than the other Joel Haver videos. There's usually some heart or something, the whole joke here is \"this inept robot wants to die and he got this instead of Fate's Grand Adventure.\" and it didn't need to be half as long as it did for that bit.\n\nIncredibly glad Joel's gotten a name like that to draw attention to his work but that was not very enjoyable. You can definitely tell where Roiland's hands were in it and the two comedic styles just didn't marry really well.", "I hope he ends up guest director/writer for Interdimensional Cable 3\n\ncause clearly Dan Harmon does not want to direct/write the same interdimensional stuff every season and prefers keeping that once-a-season episode in a more general anthology format instead. But if Joel does it this time around we can at least get a third one.", "Yeah I was waiting for the humour to start... Is this what all of Roiland's stuff is like?", "he's made it well done", "PP-88, MM-Bunk was just the sound he made.", "I would like to learn more about this. Does anyone know of any quick videos that sum up everything quickly and entertainingly? Thanks.", "Awesome. Him and Justin work well together. It'd be cool to see Joel show up in Rick and Morty.", "Having listened to his \"grandmas virginity podcast\" back in the day it just seems like hes a guy who doesn't like doing the same thing for a long period of time. He has a very active and all over the place mind so I assume that he gets antsy doing the same thing.\n\nOf course this is a bunch of conjecture based off of pretty minute things. Its just a general feeling.", "started off promising but then it just dragged. just repeated awkward screaming", "Is.. is this ascending?", "Do something unexpected and weird, get a small laugh. Keep doing the weird thing until it's not funny anymore. Then continue doing it until circumstances change and it becomes funny again.\n\nThat's pretty much his thing.\n\nEDIT: I don't want to make it sound like I'm complaining or that I think I could do a better job than he does. It takes talent and creativity to come up with that weird shit and judge how long to keep doing it until it's funny again, etc. I'm just pointing out that it's very much a pattern.", "This man will have an adult swim show in a few years, calling it now.", "Ya, his so called \"improv\" style is really just one thing.", "Dan's a huge perfectionist on top of being neurodivergent, some neurotypicals lack the patience or understanding to work smoothly with differing neurotypes so many just label him as \"difficult\" or \"a nightmare\" to work with.", "I mean, more as a cameo guest in an episode. Just a super chill, awkward, but wholesome side character for an episode.", "Yea it’s probably much less fun, tons more pressure and the community are a bunch of idiots.", "Am I the only person who fucking hates everything Justin Roilland stands for? When is it appealing? Ever? When is the improv ever good and not constantly reaching dead ends?", "Dan Harmon cares about the quality of what he does and Justin... clearly does not.", "The video on his process was pretty mind blowing. He achieves such a unique and distinctive look using a totally hacked together DIY process.", "I JUMPED OFF THE FUCKING ROOF", "Try his full length movies as well. Really freaking good", "Yes. Then add lemon grabs voice to it and it’s instantly hateable", "I could listen to a droid beg for death all day long now.", "I mean tbf, by your definition he is difficult to work with?", "The worst that could happen is you become a motivational speaker", "This is definitely an opinion", "Both of them do a lot of the whole \"overly casual in a fantastic situation\" bit, and it works so well when they do it together", "Pretty sure this is entirely improvised. Justin Roiland definitely likes to work that way, too. Some of the funniest R&M bits are the ones where he is just clearly just riffing and the whole thing very nearly just falls apart.\n\nEDIT: Whoosh", "I gotta go with this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdQXMHN1GGU", "I’m so happy I found Joel when he still had a few thousand subs. It’s been amazing to see him finally get the recognition he deserves! Check out his full length movies if you haven’t. I think they’re his best work", "Oh man you sound like such a douche when you put it out like “I’m so above this humor”\n\nYou don’t connect with it, and that’s fine. But don’t make the mistake that you’re superior as a result", "What is my purpose? You watch sand creature flicks", "Can't wait to see the live action video where Joel murders Justin and steals his awards!", "The slow, apparent realization he has while saying that is SO good: \"who, uhh, of course, god rest her soul, died...\"", "“It’s allowed”\n\nFucking amazing hahaha", "Working with someone that requires extra time and effort to deal with is textbook definition of being difficult to work with lol", "And live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!", "Sadly you got [wooshed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TdbicGgMZk)", "Or get murdered by your fiancé", "The first two minutes are fantastic and then it kind of overstayed it's welcome and went a little too Rick and Morty for me.", "I fucking despise the term \"neurodivergent\". It's (EDIT) ***now*** just a layman's option of saying \"this person doesn't think like me\" while trying to sound smart. Every human is \"neurodivergent\" compared to the vast majority of other people's perception of \"neurotypical\".", "Who are you quoting?", "I agree", "Should we be worried for the safety of Roiland now?", "Yes, people tend to share their opinions in the comment sections of videos.", "I was mesmerized the whole way through, holy shit this is pretty genius.", "It's a sand hut and the floor is soft sand! I'm so stupid!", "Bruh, “like” meaning “as if”", "Neurodivergent refers to people with some symptoms (or diagnosis) of neurodevelopmental disorders. It's commonly shorthand for \"somewhere on the autistic spectrum.\"\n\n* https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/10.1177/1536504212456175\n\n>The most vocal advocates for neurodiversity have been persons whom the medical, psychiatric, and educational domains would categorize as autistic or “on the autism spectrum.” But the movement also includes those with neurological differences as varied as ADHD, Alzheimer’s disease, bipolar disorder, dyslexia, dyspraxia, depression, epilepsy, Tourette’s Syndrome, and any number of other psychiatric and neurological classifications.", "We'll be watching Joel's career with great interest.", "If any of you get the chance to listen to the creator's commentary for Rick & Morty, I'd highly recommend it.\n\nYou pretty much feel the dynamic of the friendship change at Season 3. Dan is now becoming slightly more sensitive to social topics, he becomes uncomfortable around Justin's 'inappropriate' humor and even has him rein it in a few times.\n\nI hate using the word but basically Dan became 'woke' and Justin remained...well, Justin.\n\nRick and Morty always felt to me that it was Justin's mind and Dan was just helping navigate it.", "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase \"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,\" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂\n\nAnd yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎", "No. Its because Justin Roiland is funny and Dan Harmon isn't. The last seasons of R&M have been Roiland trying to fit humor inbetween Harmon trying and failing to prove he is the smartest person in the room.", "Joel Haver is a crazy talented filmmaker and animator. I'm so happy he's blowing up", "Some weird projection going on with your comment dude. The video just wasn't funny. Nowhere in my comment did I try to make out I was \"superior\". \n\nCalm down bro.", "Just a great guy making great videos", "I fucking despise ableists that spout this kind of nonesense. Go read a book, mouthbreather.", "Yeah, I saw that as the video went on. I posted as I was laughing when he first made his appearance. \n\nBut, as a fellow pedant, I guess I have to support your specificity.\n\nEDIT: Downvotes for agreeing with a reply correcting me? Never change, whiney children of Reddit, never change.", "\"and not cheap $35, like, I-was-going-through-some-shit $35\" that line always fucks me up", "What is this animation style called?", "[For some reason, it made me think of this old Star Wars animated classic. ](https://youtu.be/Cp-Ys_iFwnM)", "He's not just \"neurodivergent\". He's a bona-fide asshole.\n\nRead about what has come to be known as the \"Fuck You, Chevy\" speech Harmon gave in front of Chase's wife and children at the season 3 wrap party, which included him trying to lead the audience in a chant of \"fuck Chevy\".\n\nChevy Chase has a reputation of being difficult to work with, but he's never done anything close to that mean. Who the hell deserves to be publicly mocked by his boss in front of his own children over an interpersonal spat at work?\n\n[Many ppl inside the production of the show sided with Chevy Chase at the time.](https://www.tmz.com/2012/04/02/community-chevy-chase-dan-harmon-staff-support/#.T3odTatSS54)\n\n> One source tells us, \"What Dan did was embarassing and left a sour taste in all of our mouths ... so low class.\" The source adds, \"The staff was not pissed at Chevy ... we're pissed at Dan. We all hope Chevy comes back next season.\"\n\n*After the incident at the wrap party, Chase left a scathingly angry private voicemail for Harmon. Harmon then weaponized this by playing excerpts from the voicemail on his podcast an attempt to further publicly shame Chase.\n\nChase was invited back for a fourth season. Harmon was not.\n\nNormie or not, Harmon's behavior in this incident was unbelievably childish and mean-spirited, and I would not have felt too badly for him if it had sunk his entire career. Talented people have lost their careers over a lot less than that. Lucky for him, he was invited back for s5 after Chase chose to leave the show. Donald Glover left the show shortly after Harmon's return, and that \"killed the show\" according to Harmon. The official story Glover gave was that he was leaving to focus on his film and music careers (which he did to stunning effect), but i have long suspected it also had something to do with Glover being fed up by Harmon being an insufferable prick to work with. That's just my conjecture though.\n\nHarmon and Roiland obviously have had a lot of fun making *Rick & Morty*, but i would not be at all surprised if part of why they drag their heels so much when it comes to new episodes is an unpleasant friction between them when they work. They both seem to me like they could be difficult to work with, and with Harmon there's some pretty solid evidence to back up that feeling.\n\n*One paragraph added in an edit", "He's made a few jokes in the past about how nobody watches his live-action skits despite the fact he writes the same type of skit for live action and animation, but people only watch them if they're animated.", "It's time to get BACK ON TRACK!", "I like what Harmon brings to the table and I think that it's both of them that creates the magic that is R&M. Look at Solar Opposites, it's funny, but it doesn't scratch that high-concept itch.", "Surprisingly I find Joel's stuff to be better than this. Collabs can be difficult, and I think this is a case of 1 + 1 being less than 2.", "Yea Dan had that one infamous rant about half the country essentially being evil because of the election. That was definitely an eye opener.", "Jon Benjamin has a van", "I’ve heard some stories that shine both of them in a pretty negative light.", "But then... listen to harmontown lol\n\nDan is much different without any restraints or expectations", "It’s a medical term which I would only really use when coding diagnoses when I worked in a psychiatric hospital; otherwise, we would use the specific neurodivergent condition we are referencing, such as autism, ADHD etc. \n\nI agree the term has been somewhat hijacked by the TikTak crew and social media users, and it’s definition has absolutely been watered down. Don’t even get me started on the countless examples of people faking dissociative personality disorder, Tourette’s and autism; it is within this sphere that I have come across the term ‘neurodivergent’ increasingly so.", "He has a ton of dedication. It's impressive.", "I saw it in my youtube subscriptions, and the official title doesn't say he's in it. I spent a couple of minutes convinced I was crazy because that droid sounded so much like Morty.\n\nThen the movie sounds like Rick and it finally clicks.", "I like your music OP.", "I'm not going to say it's comedic genius and it can get old, but I think in general it's funny. I feel like he's poking fun at inner-dialogue itself by making it annoying and external. To each their own.", "Wow, glad to know all the struggles I’ve had with ADHD and depression were actually bullshit. If everyone else is neurodivergent then it must just mean that I’m lazy and incompetent, and that I actually don’t need to be on medication. \n\nNow excuse me while I go tell people with autism to stop faking their condition and just be normal.", "Its computer generated rotoscoping. But It's often called \"Joel Haver\"-style after the guy in the video since he popularised it!", "Yeah I mean Dan was Me Too'd, so he has to be more careful these days.", "I was genuinely amused by Joel’s character’s utter despondency to the entire situation in the first few mins. \n\nUtterly ruined by that stupid fucking robot thing.\n\nGood for Joel though, definitely a marker of him coming up!", "Makes me wonder if he was really on-board with the big 70 episode renewal deal that came through after season three", "I don't think its that magic anymore. Every episode concept is recycled from the first season + some lampshading just like community. Rick is now fully flanderized and the ultimate Dan Harmon insert i.e. completely unlikeable and unbelievable. I haven't felt scratched by R&M in a while so Solar Opposites just being funnier than anything in R&M since season 1 is enough for me.", "Sounds like he'd fit right in with Joel who makes unscripted videos about whatever he feels like, and is currently travelling around America in a van collabing with other youtubers.", "Dan Harmon is pretty funny dude, drunk improv on the harmontown podcast is A+ content", "Murdering, colab, same thing", "Dear god I loved grandma's virginity podcast. I still listen to it all the time and hope for a new ep.", "They are very different styles. Also Joel isn't really animating, he is rotoscoping, which is tracing over real footage. He traces out the initial scene, then lets a program fill in the rest. \n \nAlso not sure why that means he can't be in R&M...", "Two brothers\n\nIn a sand planet", "It would explain why R&M has such a broad range of episodes. They have set that show up in such a way where it can really be about anything they want it to be about. They're at that South Park level of \"not in its own box\", like most series are", "Doggy doggy what now?", "That's a surprisingly dumb take. I can't believe that even people i figured were smart fall for news propaganda of demonizing the other side", "It is such a good video to share with 20 or 30 something's. Not too long, and legitimately hilarious.\n\nI am very picky with showing people videos these days. I can share his lanky kong video with confidence.", "He may have Killed Sven, but it's his brother's career that Really died.", "Joel hits the Big Time.", "Personally I think it's the other way around. Community is about the funniest and smartest TV show I've ever watched. \n\nRoiland's humor on the other hand is more simplistic and spontaneous, and either hit or miss, oftentimes toilet humor. Just not my cup of tea, to be honest.\n\nIn the end it is a matter of taste, but to call Harmon unfunny is just false.", "H Jon Benjamin's career also really took off once he got a van.", "Because R&M is played out old shit, Joel’s animations are the new shit and it rules", "Man I never see anyone talk about that show! Joel getting Jon Benjamin to improv some nonsense would make for a great video", "I blame his mum, everything died in the goddamn country", "Roiland got his start making cartoons on the internet too, so it makes sense", "He has often commented how he doesn't want that and has turned down offers, but who knows what'll happen in future and if the offers gets juicy enough", "Pretty sure Harmon is frustrated that the fans are demanding canon reveals and continuity, and he just wants to fuck around like roiland.", "Can’t speak to that behind the scenes bit, but I definitely agree with the vibe that Dan is helping navigate R&M while keeping Roiland in check. His toilet humor is very one-note and I feel like without Dan, R&M wouldn’t have those underlying thematic through lines that keep people coming back for.", "I don't know man, Chevy has a pretty solid reputation as being the worst of the worst.", "> Wow, glad to know all the struggles I’ve had with ADHD and depression were actually bullshit\n\nWow, that's one hell of a straw man you're trying to aim at me. I'm only saying the term is now primarily used as an inappropriate label.", "The writing of the show feels like it. The quality seemed to have dipped pretty fast imo", "> That's just my conjecture though.\n\nmeans the same thing as\n\n> And not at all based in fact I'll add\n\n*Added in edit:\n\n> If Glover really hated working with Harmon that much, he would avoid him as much as Chase currently does. Glover happily participated in the Community \"reunion\" last year and was enthusiastic about returning to do a movie.\n\nWhile I absolutely might be way off about Glover not liking Harmon, it does not logically follow he would not do a reunion even if he disliked working with Harmon. Doing a one-off reunion or movie is a far cry from working with someone all the time.\n\nHarrison Ford notoriously disliked working with George Lucas. George Takei hated working with William Shatner. There are so many examples of actors working with people they don't like. Glover absolutely might decide to just deal with Harmon one more time so he isnt the one person standing in the way of his former castmates getting some more good work, and the fans getting what they want", "It was only a matter of time until this collaboration happened, I feel like we felt it was coming with the similar humor of these two. At this point I feel like adult swim should approach Haver to turn this universe into a full show.", "Who’s the dude that would do skits as Mc Chris’ manager? Those were hilarious.", "Ah yes, the person complaining about inappropriately labeling other people is an ableist.", "\"mmbunk\" is my new notification sound on my phone.", "yeah solar opposites is really funny but their product placement is pretty fucking lame when its a hulu original and hulu is not exactly strapped for cash. but whatever, i guess its better than some egregious examples of blatant, shitty product placement it just got really obvious really fast how theyre constantly mentioning pepsi products and yum brand fast food places (taco bell etc)", "This is the angle I'm coming from. As a clinical professional myself, I never found an instance in my master's work nor practical clinical diagnoses where we would utilize the term \"neurodivergent\". I think it actually *enhances* the stigma surrounding human psychological differences. I'm seeing here that at least people really need a label to cling to that describes their circumstance though, so I suppose it has some merit. Most people I've worked with would likely scoff if I called them \"neurodivergent\" however.\n\nAnd yeah, the \"self-diagnoses\" of \"neurodivergency\" in social media makes me cringe.", "Yeah they did 1 reunion episode, the last episode, and he said a few things that seemed to me like he was feeling a bit constrained at cranking out the Rick and Morty stuff. He didn't say it directly and I can't remember any specific quotes.", "yeah i love roiland but sometimes he doesnt know when to say 'cut'\n\nhe will drag something that is funny to him personally out for minutes just to let the joke fully run its course and make people wonder when its over. but id say like 90% of the time hes really smart and talented and just like anyone needs a team of creative ppl to hone the stuff he comes up with to a point that its really funny from almost any POV", "Same! That was a fun surprise :D", "Having a show is incredibly stressful and time consuming", "That is also their curse though, they seem to try and come up with pretty big takes for each episode, so now they’re running out of ideas. Yes the possibilities are endless but that also means if they double dip they’re going to feel like they’re phoning it in. Except when the lampshade exactly that idea like inter dimensional cable and the Mortys mind blowers.", "the canon stuff in rick and morty are the least entertaining for me personally", "Mine is this one about his turtle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZS6fBSUr9Y", "I'm not committed to anything. I said UP FRONT that section of my post was not based in fact and was conjecture. The rest of what i said in my post is not conjecture, and i even provided a source to back the core claim.\n\nYou just don't want to admit you didn't know what conjecture meant when you posted.", "BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK", "I'm okay with the once or twice a season canon reveal. \nHard to argue that the ricklantis mixup isn't one of the best episodes.", ">Read about what has come to be known as the \"Fuck You, Chevy\" speech Harmon gave in front of Chase's wife and children at the season 3 wrap party, which included him trying to lead the audience in a chant of \"fuck Chevy\".\n\nThat's not what happened. What happened is that pretty much the whole crew were fed up with Chevy's behavior (racism, bashing the writing etc.) and at the party Dan \"allowed\" the crew to say \"Fuck you Chevy\" once when Chevy was on another racist rant. It was not a chant, and he didn't \"lead the audience\".\n\nYes, it wasn't cool and Dan apologized, but Chevy is an asshole. And sometimes assholes need to be called out.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62fPLMmUxhQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62fPLMmUxhQ)\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZTySgVwrw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZTySgVwrw)\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OocqQO7EUe0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OocqQO7EUe0)", "I’m 59 and LOVE Lanky Kong. And I don’t even play video games, but I get it.", "> His toilet humor is very one-note\n\nHe's a shy pooper.", "I'm more simple when it comes to shows, in that I don't mind formats repeating as long as I find them funny. There are so many shows out there that I enjoy, that I am not bothered by them not being changed up.\n\nCurb Your Enthusiasm has essentially been \"Larry David is an asshole, gets shat on, or is not an asshole, but is perceived to have been one, shat on anyway\" for 11 straight seasons, and I've got no problems with anything. Seinfeld was a ton of episodes of just random things happening to the same 4 people, and I could watch 40 seasons of it.\n\nBut I totally respect the artists feeling sick of it after a time and needing to move on. I understood Steve Carell needing to leave the office, but if he hadn't, and it were still on the air, I'd be ecstatic.\n\nSome people need shows to change it up. Whereas people like me, when I need a change up, I just watch another show. It really all comes down to how long artists can do a thing before they hate it, and if JR is getting there with R&M, I wouldn't begrudge him stepping away. \n\nTo each their own, though. If it bugs people seeing lots of \"same\" in a show after X number of seasons, that's cool too.", "The only one who doesn't know what conjecture is is you lmao\n\nConjecture is *literally* \"an opinion formed on the basis of incomplete information\". **Incomplete information**, not fantasy lol. Your opinion is based on things you've made up, like Glover lying about leaving Community to work on his music.\n\nThe information we *do* have suggests that Glover has absolutely no beef with Harmon.", "Don’t know why you are getting downvoted, but I just wanted to be the person who says the first part of this phrase for once. \n\nEdit: also there is always an edit here and I wanted to try that as well.", "That article describes the term ***neurodiversity***, not the labeling of \"neurodivergent\". Neurodiversity is an important and valid concept in disability rights. It legitimately helps in conceptualization of human differences as a normal aspect of humanity. \n\n***Neurodivergent*** as a term, does not help in this way. Where talking about neurodiversity emphases that everyone has their own perception of \"normal\" that differs from person to person, *neurodivergent* suggests that there is an established \"normal\" that one is \"divergent\" from.", ">While I absolutely might be way off about Glover not liking Harmon, it does not logically follow he would not do a reunion even if he disliked working with Harmon. Doing a one-off reunion or movie is a far cry from working with someone all the time.\n\nIt is well known that Glover wanted to concentrate on his music and that it was immensely hard for him to leave Community. He felt like he was letting everybody down, but everybody (including Dan!) fully supported him. \n\nYou literally have no clue what you are talking about and making shit up.", "Cannot listen to this Morty va dude at all, its just all the same ear bleeding ranting and screaming the whole time, i dont get why people like it so much", "Yeah, you know it's a great creator when the tutorials for how he does his stuff are as good as his actual stuff. [Like this one on how he does his old timey type videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttRbpTRoPG4)", "No it doesn't suggest that. And good job googling conjecture to find out what it meant.\n\nI said in my initial posr my \"feeling\" about Glover/Harmon was based on incomplete information or conjecture (we know Harmon beefs with ppl, but we don't have evidence of any peraonal beef with Glover)\n\nI was being intellectually honest, and you didn't understand it.. That's okay, you know. No need to get all defensive about it.\n\nYour reading comprehension blows in this case.\nI didn't say glover was lying, dude. I said \"his official story is *x*, but i suspect it is *y*, bit that's just my opinion based on conjecture.\"\n\nThat does not mean I'm accusing Glover of lying. jFC.", "Sand-Michael Vincent.", "Yeah, I'm pretty much in this boat, and I understand the criticism too. He's kind of a one trick pony, and I still laugh, but I do think it wears thin.", "Community was good for one season, just like R&M. Not sure about smart.", "Together we could be men with ven", "And 'just kill me please' is my new alarm.", "Aw heeeell yo\n\nYo, I'm Psychic Abilities", "A got a mil’ of these", "It's absolutely hysterical that you're doubling down on this, and insisting your fantasy is \"conjecture\" doesn't make it so.\n\nThere is literally no evidence to suggest Glover has a problem with Harmon. Any information available on the subject is incredibly clear about this.\n\nWhat you've done is intentionally obfuscate existing information by *inventing* motivations for Glover's actions. You say he left Community because Harmon returned despite him giving clear reasons for his decision. You invent reasons for him to participate in reunions and movies despite him being openly enthusiastic about them and working with those involved. Your unwillingness to take Glover at his word divorces your opinion from reality.\n\nThere isn't a single thing that is \"intellectually honest\" about any of that lmao", "I dont get this. Is anything Harmon does solo watchable? If we compare pods gvp is like a trillion times funnier than harmontown and never has retarded obnoxious monologues.", "What happened to gus?", "I'm not making up anything. I'm engaging in conjecture. I'm not claiming anything i hypoyhesised about Glover is fact, and i was honest about what i was doing.", "Yep, that’s one of my all time faves, too!", "In your opinion, yes. But most people apparently think differently. Community was miles ahead of shit like TBBT. Rick and Morty on the other hand was never smart. It did a great job making people who watch the show think they are smart, though.", "> You say he left Community because Harmon returned\n\nHoly hell you are really struggling with the reading today.\n\nWhat i said was:\n\n> Lucky for him, he was invited back for s5 after Chase chose to leave the show", "He doesn't have a plaque from Youtube so he doesn't fit the profile", ">I can't believe that even people i figured were smart fall for news propaganda of demonizing the other side.\n\nTen years ago this wouldn't have bothered me but these days it's abundantly obvious and mainstream discussion that tribal propaganda works really really well. \n\nWhat I can't believe is how frequently people express astonishment about the success of tribal propaganda. \n\nIt's not surprising that cigarettes cause lung cancer anymore. \n\nNor is it surprising how many people fall for tribalist propaganda.", "Yeah I think that was obvious with thr massive delays in Rick in mortuary and the fact he started up an entire other show solo away from Dan harmond and pumped out some seasons at lightning speed compared to r &m", "https://youtu.be/JIXuo4fclcw", "Yeah I didn't even watch thr last season . To me it's pretty obvious the passion is gone now . It shows in many ways including how long its taking new stuff to come out and thr fact roiland has his own show away from harmond and pumped put content for that no problem", "I thought when I was watching \"this guy's doing a really good justin roilland impersonation...\" Then at the Rick voice I was like hold up.", "\"another quote from the video we literally all just watched\"", "\"unexplicable causes\"", ">Community was good for one season\n\nLol.... which one?", "\"He sounds just like your mother\" killed me", "We're talking about this, pea brain:\n\n>The official story Glover gave was that he was leaving to focus on his film and music careers (which he did to stunning effect), but i have long suspected it also had something to do with Glover being fed up by Harmon being an insufferable prick to work with.\n\nYour \"suspicions\" are contrived and, as I said, completely divorced from reality. It's not \"conjecture\" if you selectively ignore information\nand refuse to take those involved at their word", "Explain to me just exactly how Dan Harmon isn't neurodivergent, oh wait he IS neurodivergent so the label is 1000% appropriate.\n\nIt's extremely ableist to say shit like \"everybody is a little neurodivergent\" because it completely discounts the legitimate struggles that millions of neurodivergent individuals face every day.", "Yeah I keep going back to that one myself since I saw it last week, it's hilariously paced", ">it just seems like hes a guy who doesn't like doing the same thing for a long period of time\n\nWhich is funny because his main gimmick is that nervous repetitive high pitched uninterrupted spiel and he does basically the same all the time.", "He probably just likes making a lot of money, which helps him go fuck off to do whatever else he wants and not worry.", "Dang first the corridor crew gets on Seth Rogan and now Justin roilland on Joel Haver? Hell yeah YouTube. Give me more collabs like this!!!", "I like the third sun that just shows up.", "Conjectures are based on evidence... If you are \"honest\" about what you are doing, you should at least make an effort to find out what happened. What sense does it make to make shit up, when all the information you need is out there. There is no place for a \"hypothesis\" when the facts are clear.", "Yea, it's clear Harmon is very uncomfortable around inappropriate humor, and also that he dives headlong into it anyway (or as a result).", "Right but as he continues to hone his craft and raise his comfort level he might hit a point where he can handle that and it’s worth it.\n\nThe job you’re gonna have in 10 years always seems way too stressful to handle 10 years earlier.", "It's cool how you can tell the droid was probably animated by Justin while the rest was drawn by Joel. Justin's style seems pretty similar to his old Doc and Marhti shorts still.", "I mean he's not an indentured slave forced to sign it, he's a grown man, if he didn't think it was worth the money he wouldn't have signed it lol", "He's such a sweet guy too. I messaged him on Patreon last winter when I was going through a particularly rough patch in my life to let him know his videos constantly lifted my spirits, and he took the time to write a very thoughtful and inspirational response. It meant a lot to me and I will never forget it.", "I genuinely did enjoy the non-robot bits. I think if the video ended on the shot of the droid bouncing up and down speaking gibberish, Luke looking like he's starting to get depressed as well, it'd have been another Joel Haver hit.", "I haven't watched it since season two. The fans ruined that show for me. [college humor was right](https://youtu.be/i-KInfYzqZU)", "I didn't think he could make something funnier than the bit about the adventurer and the rat, but this is even funnier.", "He tears up at the end was savage 😎", "Was that a joke video? It’s probably a woosh moment for me since I don’t know who Gus is - but that woman was acting right? The whole video and her and everything just screams acting. Tell me it’s not real.", "Wearing slippers on the bed?! What an uncivilized brute.", "I'm a Tool fan. I understand.", "BUY THE DOG", "In a sandcrawler \n\nAnd they ran as fast as they could", "Well, that's your opinion and you're entitled to it. I was engaging in conjecture and if you had known what that meant you would not have needed to say it's not based in fact, because that's what conjecture is.\n\nYour failure to see that this whole argument stems from you reacting to a claim i was not making (that Donald Glover lied about why he left the show - i never said he did that) makes it impossible to continue this \"debate\" which has now deteriorated to you calling names.\n\nGood day to you, I'm out.", "Idk, he and Harmon *asked* for like 9 MORE seasons when negotiating their deal after season 2. Either they thought it wouldnt happen or they were glad to do more.", "The show actively tells you to go fuck yourself for being invested in it, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's a not so subtle way of signaling that he's tired of working on it and wants to have everyone move on", "Such relatable art brings a tear to my eye.", "I feel like Rick and Morty also gives him a lot of freedom to do completely random shit and still have it make sense in the continuity too. And based on the other things I've seen him do (like this video) he seems to have similar kinds of characters/sense of humor in whatever he does which should be good enough to keep the style of the show the same.", "I’ve found some info [source](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16548545/who-gus-johnson-why-abelina-sabrina-break-up/) and I do know who Gus is now, he’s a really funny guy. So I guess it wasn’t a parody or anything, the video just seemed so polished and weird, I didn’t know if it was a strange dark comedy sketch or something. I think he’ll find it hard to come back from that - she’s pretty much destroyed him.", "Oh he already has some celebrity worship going on. Wow. Didn't take long, did it?", "I wish Wizards with Guns would have rheir big break too, i think the lack of recognition is hampering their creativity.", "I didn't make anything up\nI stated a personal suspicion and said so.\n\nMy conjecture was based on evidence. The evidence being that Harmon has a rep as being difficult. But it's INCOMPLETE information because we have no evidence suggesting a beef between Harmon and Glover.. Therefore, my suspicion was conjecture, and i said exactly that:\n\n> The official story Glover gave was that he was leaving to focus on his film and music careers (which he did to stunning effect), but i have long **suspected** it also had something to do with Glover being fed up by Harmon being an insufferable prick to work with. That's just my **conjecture** though.", "I like to celebrate the success of others. Nothing wrong with that.", "I have to ask now but how did tool fans ruin the band? 10k days was the last album of theirs I got into but I have only met a handful of RL fans and never been to a show so I don't have any reference.", "I have to keep pausing it so I don't piss myself from laughing", "By being toolbags, mostly. Wordplay aside, I've been to several Tool concerts. Can you imagine people trying to *mosh* to 10,000 Days?", "Nah, he'll be fine. Just give it a minute.", "Yeah you're probably right. As made evident by this sounding and playing out exactly like rick and morty shit does. Dude seems to have one style, and that style is R&M\n\nI can't see how making this would have felt any different from making R&M aside from the creative control/responsibilies not being on him.", "The fourth one, obviously. ^/s", "Did you not hear the robot!?", "And what say you if Dan Harmon doesn't think he's all that different from everyone else? You going to force him to admit he's \"different\"? \n\nIf a person wants to label themselves that's fine, but placing that on someone else isn't just wrong, it doesn't make sense. One's perception is one's reality. It's bad enough that we *have* to provide insurance companies with a DSM diagnosis to let someone get help. Sure, I can acknowledge that someone experiencing delusions related to schizophrenia is different than myself, and sure I can acknowledge that is a \"mental illness\" in that it affects their daily functioning and ability to live in our society. But what about those peoples who use hallucinations and view them as important cultural or religious experiences? You going to call them \"neurodivergent\"? From their perspective *you're* the \"divergent\" one.", "I'm really happy for him to work with Justin, his channel has just exploded over the last year. Weird to say this about a stranger but I'm really proud of him, just kept at it and got his rewards.", "Show runners do more than just make content, they handle every aspect of the show", "Idgaf about harmon or chase but I have heard a lot of negativity surrounding chase over the years and tbh, this is the first negative thing I have ever heard about harmon.\n\nNot saying one isn't worse or that anybody is \"innocent\" just sharing my experience.", "Joel also lived in what, Vermont? \n\nAs soon as he posted the video explaining what he was gonna do next, it was pretty clear that there are content creators and people like roiland who must have been hitting him up for months if not years before his departure.\n\nHes been in videos with big time creators on YouTube since he left, so happy to see it. I know he wants mainly to create short films but his video content is so worth the effort he's putting in. Should springboard him into the actual work he wants to do daily in no time.", "every comedian has their own schtick or twist/flare that makes them notable and memorable. this is his. its really nothing crazy. [I finished re watching a bunch of john pinette](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Pinette) stand up and he'd always say 'nay nay' .", "**[John Pinette](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Pinette)** \n \n >John Paul Pinette ( pi-NET) (March 23, 1964 – April 5, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, and Broadway performer. He toured the comedy club circuit beginning in the 1980s and appeared in cinema and on television. Besides stand-up, Pinette did impressions of Michael Jackson, The Chipmunks, Elvis Presley, Gollum from The Lord of the Rings, Hervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island), an Ewok, actor Marlon Brando (notably Brando's role in The Godfather), as well as various ethnic accents.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)", "I think he said something like the Rick and Morty fans are to cringe for him basically, think he lost it when everyone started going crazy for the McDonald's sauce packets after that episode.", "I never understood that sentiment. Do you feel like the show started catering to \"rabid\" fans? Or you simply don't want to associate with the \"fandom\"? \n\nIt's just a show.", "No it's not a DIY process. What are you talking about? It's AI assisted rotoscoping, that's *literally the opposite of doing it yourself*. The AI does the vast majority of the work all he has to do is draw several frames per shot and then slap some hacky VHS filters on the end result. He's not even using Ebsynth in a particularly creative way he's doing the most basic form of rotoscoping it can do.\n\nI don't mind his videos but Christ this take I always see that his process is super impressive is so dumb. You know what actually takes time and effort? *Real animation.*", "It's a software called Ebsynth.", "Unless you're at the beach or something similar, wearing socks with flip flops is the only enjoyable way to wear FF.", ">My conjecture was based on evidence. The evidence being that Harmon has a rep as being difficult.\n\nOh right, evidence from a TMZ article mixed with misinformation which you got from god knows where, which is solely based on Chevy, whose reputation is way way way worse. \n\nEach and every other actor on Community has nothing but good things to say about Dan, in fact Joel McHale called him a genius more than once. But of course all of this is invalid, because of an **unnamed** **source** and fucking Chevy Chase.\n\nYour suspicion has no base in reality and you are clearly not interested in actual facts.", ">Community was miles ahead of shit like TBBT \n \nStreets ahead, even", "In my experience, their fans love Tool in a very vocal way that doesn't appeal to non-Tool fans. You're like, \"Oh, I liked that one song by Tool, whatever happened to them?\", and they give you a long and passionate spiel about how the band was a genius because of their alternative spiral album track order and how it represents a schism, and did you know that they have other songs that can be combined to create entirely new songs, and you're patiently listening while taking a mental note, \"Do.. not.. bring.. this.. up.. around.. Dave.. again..\"", "Yeah, to me its hilarious. He does that kind of thing in almost everything he works on, and I love it.", "I don't know, I liked this last season a lot more than last season, which I felt was a little bit underwhelming.", "Debate is never about changing the other party's mind. It's about appealing to the audience, which is exactly what you tried to do. Although no one is reading this anymore other than you and me.\n\nMy conjecture was not baseless. It was based on the (incomplete) information we have from multiple sources that Harmon can be quite difficult to get along with. I provided a source backing exactly that claim.\n\nYou deny that's what i was doing. Okay.", "I'd suck a dick for a million but it doesn't mean I'd like it lol", "Now read your comment again in Rick’s voice.", "Nowhere did i take Chevy's side. He has a terrible reputation. \n\nSomeone can be a genius without being easy to work with. In fact most creative geniuses *are* quite difficult.\n\nMy suspicion is exactly that. My own personal suspicion\n A feeling, which i identified as such, and as being based on incomplete facts.\n\nI don't see why several of you seem to need to point out what i initially conceded: that is just an not well-substantiated suspicion i personally have.", "Love it! Reminds me of the Channel 101 days", " I feel like the pot, rosetta stoned and jambi could have some fun pits going. But with the album over all I'd have to agree.", "His video regarding his dad was so damn genuine and heartfelt, cant really express as I am not in the same situation, but it really resonated and it's so rare to find something that raw and authentic. Great, absurd, and funny guy.", "Maybe DIY was the wrong term. The point I was trying to make was that he achieves very distinctive results using a process that *isn’t* very impressive.", "Yeah pretty much.", "Yeah he does. But it's perfectly possible they are both hugely difficult.", "Harmontown was the most unlistenable podcast I ever tried getting in to.", "\"You're *allowed* to kill me!\"\n\nAnd they *are*.\n\nReminds me of [\"The Tragedy of Droids in Star Wars\"](https://youtu.be/WD2UrB7zepo)", "Joel and Joe Pera would be beautiful", "Dude. You are the goat", "And rewarding. Welcome to life.", "Also, for someone who only has a few voices, it really shows what Roiland can do with them.", "Probably a mix of both and a dash of how overly commercialized it was compared to other adult animated shows. I honestly don't feel like I was bombarded with nearly as much south park (except maybe the rememberberries) or archer in their heyday from the fans online or the shows themselves. You're right it is just a show hence why I haven't watched it.", "Time for a Lemongrab spinoff?", "Man, I'd do a lot more than suck a dick for 1mil, IRS-approved, untaxed dollars.", "Really? One of my favorites, but I like a ton of improv rambling podcasts.", "It's not at all irrelevant. You just seem to think yourself to be the arbiter of relevancy.\nMy new suspicion is that you are Dan Harmon.", "Yeah that was like an adult swim staple for a decade. This just kinda didn't jive with me tbh.", "Man, I caught it after camera went in for a closeup on Uncle Owen's face. I was like, \"is that... Justin Roiland!?\" \n\n\nThen I heard the droid's voice and I was like, \"Yup. It is.\"", "Not to be too jaded but this is a good example of how adding too many \"fucks\" to very unrehearsed dialog doesn't make the jokes better. In fact it kinda makes it less funny.", "All Joel’s videos are unscripted improv.", "these days he's more OTP i feel like, but the dude has a pretty diverse and hilarious history. looking at you, house of cosby's", "> Community was good for one season\n\nLol you've revealed yourself as either a kook or a bad faith actor", "Awesome. Wish we ended up in an episode of intergalactic cable there", "Actually I find Tool Haters to be the insufferable ones\n\nI myself am a Tool fan, and yea, some fans can be a bit much\n\nHowever - Tool hate has been more and more popular among social media and \"Music Snobs\"\n\nI've had people tell me Tool is the most pretentious, uninspired, Chad Math Band - when I ask what albums they listen to they all say the same, \"I'd never listen to them, but I think Sober is overrated\"\n\nWell yeah - ok, most fans actually agree with this \n\nElitism goes both ways", "tiene logica", "We have other information too, like Glover's own Instagram posts implying there was more to why he left. They included:\n\n\"I didn't leave Community to rap. I don't wanna rap. I want to be on my own.\"\n\nAnd\n\n\"I'm afraid Dan Harmon hates me.\"\n\nNeither you nor i know everything these two people know and think and feel about one another. The difference is i admitted i don't know everything, and you seem blind to that fact about yourself.\n\nSource on the insta posts:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/harmontown/comments/1oh5x5/_/", "Tbh, Roiland doesn’t deserve Joel.", "Neurodivergent is an *adjective* to describe a person with neurodiversity *noun*. Check your favorite dictionary.", "If the robot went through more emotions than simply suicidal for 4 minutes straight it would have been much better.", "This is how I could listen to Linkin Park Hybrid Theory on repeat forever. Back in the day I listened to it so much I got sick of it, then just kept listening to it and came back around again.", "Joel is just a goat.", "Kind of weird he does nearly identical voices and deliveries in this and nearly everything then lol", "I have never thought that any of this dude's videos were funny. I just don't get it.", "\"it's me, justin roiland, I-I-I'm in a Joel Haver video! I'm Joel Haver justin roiland!!!\"", "Not sure why but it makes me giggle that you can see Roiland slouching in each shot. Even when he's meant to be standing you can make out that he was leaning against a counter in the original recording", "That's your interpretation. The fact is you don't know what he e meant by those posts. Neither do I. You're simply scolding me for my opinion because your don't like it, while I'm not scolding you for yours. It's not complicated. You're just Dan Harmon.", "These videos are trash why do people keep posting them", "Wow, spot on", "Okay, Dan.\n\nYour interpretation is based on your own conjecture. You finally know what it means!\n\nPs i don't take you at all seriously anymore, in case you can't tell.", "Hell yeah, happy for you Joel! Solid stuff too!", "sometimes it feels like i'm sucking uncle sams dick for very little benefit", "Yeah. It can work when he's tempered by another creative influence but if you just let him loose then this is all you get.", "To be honest I don't want him to do it because its juicy enough. I want him to do a show that is because he wants to do a show. But almost everywhere is going to want to control aspects of the show and I think that'll ruin the spirit of it. \n\nWhich is probably part of why he hasn't done anything like it yet.", "He's so relatable.", "Imagine actually thinking of a plot instead of just babbling and saying fuck 500 times.", "He's really nice. I'm pretty sure if he had the time to answer all the positive feedback he receive, he'd do it - at least he did when he was smaller.", "Where can you see that commentary?", "Ironically one of CollegHumor's writers/cast members is now one of the Rick and Morty writers (Siobhan). I still like the show but I don't engage much with the fandom or reddit side of it.", "well at the end the robot seems happy, so.", "Dune was so good.", "So what does he do? The same schtick with the same voices and the same verbal cadence. Seems like he's just doing the same old thing, but with extra steps.", "Mr.Meseeks as a droid!", "That's interesting because he does the same thing in everything he's in haha", "Until... you know... the EMPIRE showed up!", "Like when g they do inter dimensional cable", "It would probably be better if Harmon didn't always come off as such an unlikable shithead every time he talks about himself. The dude is such a self absorbed asshole. He thinks he's the smartest person in any given room and acts like everyone else is beneath him.", "See the needful things episode... As soon as the shop becomes a hassle, Rick just sets fire to it so he can be done.", ">something similar,\n\nLike a, um ya know, like a sand planet?", "I thought he meant his aunt this whole time. Didn't realize they were talking about padme.", "\"the line right after the one the person above me posted\"", "I thought \"that robot sounds just like Justin Roiland\", and, \"Huh... the other guy looks a bit like Justin Roiland.\"\n\nBut then I thought, \"no, that's too fat to be Justin Roiland\"\n\nBut then at the end it's Justin Roiland.", "Yeah, that's called being \"hard to work with.\" He's also a narcissistic, alcoholic asshole who comes off as a douche pretty much every time you put him on a stage and let him talk about anything. Being \"neurodivergent\" or whatever the fuck special term you want to use for \"weird\" is not an excuse for any of that.", "We like to pretend like “influencers” aren’t big. We don’t live in an age of television anymore.", "What i did was conjecture, and i admitted so. What you did was act like a know-it-all right from your first reply to me even though you didn't know what conjecture meant. Silly person.", "Lol, it was the opposite for me, got funnier as it went along.", "A lot of adult swim shows are much smaller in scope and people than most normal TV shows and there are people to handle everything you don’t want to. \n\nThe bigger worry is the schedule of putting out creative content and the pressure of making something good.", "I don't know much about Joel Haver but after seeing the kind of feature films he's directed like \"Pretend That You Love Me\" it makes me think he'd rather be doing more things like that but he continues to make these because they became insanely popular and are probably a good source of income. I don't think comedic animation is his passion, but I could be wrong.", "Justin's cry for help.", "Two ~~brothers~~ improv sketch writers.\n\nIn a van.", "Nah you would definitely want socks on a sand planet/desert. A beach makes sense because you'll be getting in and out of the water. You want that protection while still allowing the feet to breathe ya know?", "Jesus Christ that was unfunny", "I hope you're doing better my dude.", "Holy hell this sucked", "But he always seems to do the ”same” thing over and over, just different names.\n\nThis whole sketch could have been in Rick and Morty interdimensional cable.", "No it doesn't need to be pointed out to me. You just feel compelled to, so you and your alt account are arguing with me is all. My not knowing everything about this issue does not mean I was willfully ignoring information, Dan.\n\nYou should probably read some more definitions of conjecture and have a rest.", "you watch your language mister! It's \"gee dang\"", "Yeah you pointed it right. It was funny and unfunny. I don’t know", "I definitely agree. The jokes just didn't go anywhere and end with him yammering on about nothing", "No you're the only one out there who is Dan Harmon. And the rumors are right; you *are* kind of difficult.\n\nAnd yes, i said that was his official story just before engaging in my conjecture. Keep at it and eventually you'll get it\n\nI didn't claim those things were true about Glover. I didn't claim he was untruthful. I said i SUSPECT there was more to it. Based on CONJECTURE. That's not a claim or an accusation. That's me indulging in conjecture.", "the three suns bit was hilarious", "The episode where Nathan Fielder as the sound guy gets kidnapped so the whole thing is silent except when they cut to him and it's all black is a modern masterpiece", "Yeah, so is working at Burger King. But TV also pays well and opens up opportunities for doing really amazing things.\n\nYouTube famous may be low stress, but it's also ephemeral. In 2 years there could be a thread about \"whatever happened to that guy?\" and discover he never stopped making videos.", "I feel that way about a lot of his videos. Like it's a set up to a joke that never happens. Still like most of them though.", "The toe-thong is mandatory for 'flip-flops' no? Unless you have those two-toed samurai socks, it's not that great.\n\nSocks with slides however wins the day, every day.", "I’d get stressed out trying to write for that show. I mean you need a high IQ to watch it, you have to be like Mensa Savant to write at the level of Rick and Morty.\n\nI’ll show myself out…", "Obviously my assertions that your are Dan Harmon are a joke. They are intended to repeatedly remind you, and anyone else reading, that i do not take you seriously. \n\nYou simply got caught out not knowing what conjecture is but lecturing someone about it anyway. And you're quite insecure, so you feel the need to continue to deride my conjecture as though there's something wrong with hypothesizing about what the behind-the-scenes story truly is, even though there just isn't anything wrong with it.", "> Anything Roiland does solo is unwatchable.\n\nI mean, it's not exactly *watching*, but I loved the shit out of Trover.", "Could not disagree more. Of all his sketches, this one is easily and by far his best work.", "He was not good to his lady.", "I say this every time, I fucking love Joel's videos.", "I love this one. Captures the vibe of MA townies really well.", "I like these vids from him, but i feel some of these jokes are spread way too fucking long.\n\nDidnt have to ear \"mmm-bonk\" for like 2 min straight.\n\nlike at all.", "Well, that was, ah, fun.", "Imagine the year is 1998. You just turned 18 and live with 4 friends in a rental house. Someone discovers Tool. Tool is played morning, noon, night. All the time tool. Not only that, but then your roommates sit and explain the lyrics to you, explain why YOU should like tool. You just are too dumb to understand. Maynard hits you on so many levels. They gotta explain it. Most amazing band ever. Let's replay Enema for the 7th time today....", "Yeah i know that. Anyone reading can tell you came into the conversation looking to pick a fight and feel smugly superior, even though you stumbled into the wrong fight because you were too stupid to know the definition of conjecture.\n\nYou lost and you don't even see it and it's a combination of sad and funny. Like Dan Harmon.", "I think you are comparing 11 minute adult swim to game of thrones. Also, brilliant capable learn things and hire people.", "Started funny. Then lost steam when the suicidal droid showed up", "I agree. Even this video is pretty bad, and normally Haver's stuff is hysterical. I can only imagine that's because Roiland had a hand in it.\n\nI can't think of anything Roiland has made that I found funny. Harmon at least has Community, which isn't consistently good after S3 but still, those first three seasons are fantastic.", "Personally I think a Dr. Manhattan-level feat.", "I’m waterPROOF!", "I got filladees", "Yeah, \"Tool Fans Are Insufferable\" is late 90's to mid 00's kind of stuff.\n\nIt's been more cool to hate Tool for a longggg time now, spouting exactly what you said", "My initial comment actually has 8 upvotes net, at the moment. I guess by your silly rationale that means something.\n\nAnd yes both your accounts have told me I'm wrong. Doesn't affect the fact that I'm right about what conjecture means. Not claiming to be right about my suspicion.\n\nMe repeating I'm right doesn't make me right. Me knowing the definition of conjecture makes me right.", "omg. Justin Roiland is the funniest man alive and definitely in contention for ever.", "Idk tbh if that is the case then fuck flip flops. I have never found a pair (with the toe thing) that didnt hurt the webbing between my toes. \n\nI thought anything that went \"flip flop\" as you walked was...well... A flip-flop.", "Maybe that explains the Rick and Morty schedule. He wanders off to other things until he is ready to come back for another season.", "Theres still lots of logistics involved. You need to use a union film crew to do the live action shots, gotta work with writers, lawyers, and animation teams (domestic and abroad), ADR, producers, executives, etc. Even a small show has a lot of people involved.", "Working at Burger King and running a show are vastly different things. Working as a EP on a show can also ruin you if the show isn't well received.", "It would have been much better if it had ended about halfway through.", "Smaller scope sure, but still a lot of people to deal with. Even commercials will sometimes hire up to 50 people", "I like this directors cut. Adds flavor.", "He does nearly identical voices in Solar Opposites with the same animation style about crazy sci fi shit, but it manages to feel like its own different thing somehow.", "Like a family guy joke.", "It's also risky and extremely tiring.\n\nJust because you have seen good success on YouTube doesn't mean it'll suddenly translate well to some other platform. But more than this you now have to work alongside other people and answer to more than just yourself, and what if they're not particularly happy with the direction you want to go in?\n\nWhile entertainment is fickle, that applies *everywhere*. YouTube isn't more ephemeral than any other entertainment medium and frankly, it's overstated as fuck anyway. There are people who have done the same shit day in, day out for almost 15 years but now they're suddenly not successful? Okay then.", "Lol spot on once it's spelled out.\n \nBut can really see this delivery getting old like Family Guy bits", "Joel is much better at deliberately bad line reads.", "I mean there’s always the chance you would like it.", "So, it's like a job? Why the fuck would anyone submit themselves to that?", "I mean Solar Opposites is on Disney+ here in Australia so it seems they at least own part of Justin...", "At this price point, he can hit.", "Plus his voice is very recognizable at this point, so everything ends up sounding like Morty", "Or they just have a different opinion, I dunno", "#HUZZZZAAAAAAAH", "\nI'm not going to attempt to prove that. To do so would be silly.\n\nI've seen no one but you try to correct me on the definition of conjecture.\n\nThe fact is i said right from the beginning my suspicion about Glover was just a suspicion, and one i did not stand behind as a truth claim. It was me indulging in conjecture. You reacted as though it was a truth claim because you didn't understand what i meant when you read that part. Or you missed it due to sloppy* reading. Either one. \n\nNow you insist on calling it \"fantasy\" instead, because you don't want to be seen accepting that you were wrong to call me out on my lack of solid evidence for my suspicion in the first place. You didn't realise that by admitting i was engaging in conjecture i was already declaring openly that this was just a not well-supported suspicion, before you opened your snide mouth to correct me unnecessarily.\n\nI really am done this time. Was fun to watch you flail around, but it's getting old", "Thanks, I am :)", "A lot of people seem to have some very strong and extensive opinions about a very light, five minute, satirical youtube video", "Yeah, that was right around when he started blowing up if I recall correctly, I wouldn't be surprised if he is overwhelmed with messages at this point.", "Bro, I just watched it... how the fuck do you get \"this is a joke/acting\"? Honestly?", "A job that is essentially running an entire company with someone else's money, who report to. Running a show becomes your entire life, especially in the early years of it's life. When they say \"there's no business like show business\" that is legitimately true, it is a business that always asks everything from you.", "I’m calm, but stating your subjective opinion as objective fact is completely acting superior", "That was five minutes but it somehow felt like 20. In a good way", "Fuck you I laughed way too hard at that.", "Joel slowly not smiling in the beginning is peak haver material. Only thing that could have made it better is throwing uncle Owen off a cliff", "Really? Not knocking the guy but his entire shtick seems to be characters that act and speak exactly like his characters in rick and morty.", "It’s just so polished, the way it looks so professional, the fact she’s happy at first and then crying and also that fact it’s sponsored - surely you wouldn’t make money off something so serious? I didn’t watch it all the way from start to end btw, skipped bits. Anyways he sounds a dick, I don’t understand why you would treat someone like that.", "The pinned comment is her apologizing for the monetization, so there is that. She says she lost her car and home and needed the money.\n\nIdk man, lots of pieces of shit out there. I liked him a lot, thought he was hilarious. That vid made me go unsubscribe when I was done. Guess you never truly know people.", "People donate money for this shit?", "would be cooler if he cameod in other people's projects tbh, he has his own super recognizable style", "Just watched it and that was hilarious.", "I can’t be the only one who has absolutely no idea who Joel Haver or Justin Roiland are, right? Like, have never even heard their names before let alone why I should have?", "Flumoxin v flumoxtin", "What is this style of animation called? Its like a shitty mocap, I love it.", "Star wars any% Owens good(?) ending", "Star wars Any% Owens good(?) ending", "UNACCEPTABLE", "I wish there was a clip with all the voices taken out and all that was left was the \"mmmbunk\". I can't express just how much I want that as my ringtone.", "For sure", "What about that one time at the train tracks?", "Roilands a pedo,boy toucher.", "He seemed to really enjoy working with his dad. I'm sure his dad would be proud.", "ooh ooh ooh ooh wak, ooh, ooh, ooh ooh ooh wak ooh ooh wak", "The other curse is that limitations, not possibilities, are what gives a story direction. You would think having so many options would mean you can do whatever you want, and that's true, but it also means you have no defined path to follow.", "I love the smile slowly dying lol", "Massachusetts", "Lol my thoughts exactly. Every character is Rick, Morty, or some level in between.", "Heh, yay, good for Joel!", "I love Joel's videos, there is a certain awkwardness to it that gets me, you get me Joel.", "stuttering isnt funny", "They are all improv. They are not all unscripted.", "I think Blau will be a difficult feat~~", "Love", "He'd only take like 1/3", "What do you mean? This comment section is loaded with mostly praise and adoration of the creator. This one thread, near the bottom mind you, is just someone’s opinion. \n\nPeople like different things. Just because someone doesn’t like what you like doesn’t make it bad.", "Did anyone ask if you've heard of them?", "Where did OP state it as objective fact?\n\nOh wait, he/she didn’t and you’re just projecting.", "I watched Joel for years before he ever did animations. He has a huge, amazing catalog. Some highlights, some of these still have criminally low view counts:\n\nDo Girls?? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxI6znp2mLg\n\nI Met a Most Peculiar Man Today - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q5gCIZs_LA\n\nPortrait of Some Guy on Fire - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkxJzKU9Ygs\n\nSome Distressing News for the American People - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9dzK2qz4s\n\nHeimlich: The Untold True Story - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUl28reg4rk\n\nKungo! The Dirty Pool Boy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQPSCvp7oPg\n\nHow to Fuck with Vinny Moretti - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvZYrf3Q-s\n\nInterviewing for a Job - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAr1dYAI-co\n\nEpstein The Musical - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXNazfBGnSM\n\nBortuga - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JhlRJ9A97M\n\nStaying the Night - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPWQr8QiFSU\n\nThe Lion King Remake is WAY Too Realistic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnFmEL3Hc2Y\n\nHow women in old movies talk to some dude they just met - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIoc5yMvxOs\n\n99% of Men Make This Simple Mistake When Picking Up Women - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg2p3O6L1IY\n\nTucker's Last Stand - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2OSwfal9Bo", "How can people watch Justin Roiland reskin the same joke repeatedly for 8 years? Holy fuck.", "\"Biclops R2D2 isn't real, it can't hurt you.\"\n\nBiclops R2D2:", "You make it sound like that's bad. \n\nHe openly admitted that he perved on one of his employees, while married. The fact that he owned up to it and apologized is a good thing.", "Have you watched many of his non animated videos? There's a lot of variety and I wouldn't say this is notably worse than most of his other videos.", "Not a very strong, nor extensive opinion over here. Just feels a little weaker than some of this guy's usual work and I tried to word why it felt that way.", "He sounds like Rick or Morty.", "I actually prefer a lot of his live stuff, him and his friends are good actors and genuinely funny people. This was just sorta not fun past like 1/3 of the way in, for me", "Not really lol. I wear flip flops constantly. Everyone here in Phoenix does. It gets hot as balls here.", "It's him and Marc Rebillet. Both are humble, sweet hearted guys you can't help but root for.", "We can make this happen. Send me the million dollars first and then I’ll pull my wiener out and you can go to town.", "So does Tom Green.", "The way he does it is damn funny tho. The droid line where it goes “it’s allowed. You can kill me, it’s allowed” killed me.", "No, that's Disturbed...\n\n^^^/s", "I think that PP-88 unit had a bad motivator though", "Justin Roiland sounds drunk.", "Now read your comment again in Summer’s voice.", "I loved this bit. Wished it was longer lol", "Oh shit. I just watched it on YT, and thought “that’s kinda sounds like… nahhhhh.”\n\nI needed a little happy, outstanding", "My pops is in his early 50s and he knows all the Donkey Kong characters from watching me play the game as a kid. Dude would even do the “mmm, banana” line, same way in the game and everything.", "lol", "I kinda feel bad so many people didn’t like it. I thought it was hilarious, I watched it 6 times already. It’s one of my favorite Joel skits now too.", "Smaller just means everyonr is wearing more hats", "I don’t know why 3 suns had me laughing.", "Joel haver got famous with the art style of his shorts making weird but funny 3-5 minute scenes\n\nJustin Roland is I think is the voice of Rick from rock and Morty.", "Cant wait for joel haver to single handedly cause the end of rick and morty. For a future video, I guess.", "DROIDS!!! We got FUCKIN DROIDS!!!", "I have a shiny new dollar, and haven't bathed in a week.", "Van murders up a 1000% though.", "Nah, there's a lot of people who didn't like it, which is fine. I just find it odd how serious a lot of comments seem to be taking it.", "To be fair, Justin isn't too hard to get. He was on the lost episode of Game Grumps", "Fits perfectly on /r/InterdimensionalCable", "One has also been working and super famous for like four decades and the other wasn't a household name at all until community or even after. Of course you'll hear more stories about Chevy Chase.", "False, not enough dick and cum jokes", ">mmbunk \n \nIs that the bubblegum 90s pop song by that band with all the brothers, Haver", "Community", "A big change from his period of pooping in sinks.", "Justin finally made the big time.", "Who’s Gus?", "Yeah this shit sucks fuck Roiland", "You made this comment for no other reason than attention and validation. There are billions of people on this planet of course you haven’t heard of some you dumbass", "Every show jumps the shark eventually.", "that was REALLY unfunny", "oH mY gOd PeOpLe FiNd HuMoR I DoNt LiKe FuNnY!?!?1?", "I like the episode where they push a guy across a South American border and they won't let him back in, so he builds a life for himself with a wife and kids, and then Benjamin comes back to \"apologize\" and just pushes him over a different border as a joke.", "Everything after season 3 implies it. He'd rather be making games and other shows and Dan's more interested in becoming a Matt Groening producer type.", "I think he just died voices now. It's not super hard work, or time consuming, compare to directing or producing", "AMERICA", "We have all the film snobs in the chat tearing this apart. I enjoyed it, I think it's funny.", "Isn't that Joel's buddy? He's in other videos. Roiland is just the robot unless I'm mistaken", "Really I thought it was happening too often. Like one or twice a season ok, but every episode sometimes multiple times is too much.", "This line got me lol", "Oh wow lol so was I jeez", "Poor robot morty", "Recognizing a content creator is a genuine person and wanting them to do well isn't celebrity worship.", "Uncle Owen is the Dude from The Big Lebowski?", "Meh, I'd probably suck a NASTY cock for like 20k pre-tax. I'm tryna buy a house asap bruh. No homo, just homowner please.", "We are having a conversation about a video we just watched....this exact thing happens in real life amongst friends...please tell me you have experienced this first hand?", "Usually when he features all I hear is morty", "That was solo? Noone else worked on it?", "Its the opposite actually.", "First", "haha berry fownee", "holy shit i didnt know i wanted this collab until now, but now i realize its always been there", "I’m gonna read your comment in Beth’s voice!", "And there we have it, the comment that begs to be read in a Jerry's voice.", "I miss when people used to just quote their favorite parts, at least it had zero toxicity", "It's easily his best star wars parody crossover involving tatoine luke skit", "I thought for sure we smacked the robot, he was about to give him another quest, \n\nnope. He was just begging for death.", "my life sucks who cares I just want to kill myself hahaha", "this is a QB feat.", "Thanks for taking me seriously", "Justin is definitely uncle Owen as well.", "yea like how come where are the jokes man? where are you going to get here with this joke I been waiting for you? What gives?", "Tell us how you really feel", "Gonk", "I liked all the colors, it reminded me of an old movie called star wars", "what was your favorite part?", "Yup, that and him getting incoherently drunk every episode made it a chore to get through. Love the guy's work, but he sucks.", "Isn't a nonanimated video just a picture?", "yea who gives a flying crap about that roiland man", "EPIC post", "yea you just did", "justin roland was famouse for smoking out a bunch of homies a couch one time", "Have you ever heard of anything ever getting 9 seasons at once? 70 episodes is like a 12+ year commitment. I didn't believe it when I first heard.", "I think you made your own comment", "he's a hack", "The video about his father passing away was so genuine and hard to watch.", "how about now?", "This sort of thing would be fucking awful as a full length show though.\n\nEven this video dragged on a bit. I don't think his style would translate.", "Boys support boys...", "name 20 videos", "A matter of days ago, I would have added Gus Johnson to make that the trinity.", "I'm an actor I film myself for my resume", "you just gave me an idea", "how about now?", "I don't know if it's the joint I just smoked, or the video I just watched, but somewhere between the beginning of this video and the end of this video I got high.", "That would be pri dope", "What the fuck did I just subject my poor eyes to?\n\nWhat the fuck did I just subject my EARS to??", "Dan hasn’t really been involved in rick and morty in several seasons", "he needs to chill out", "Huh, interesting, I never looked up his political views (or really him in general). Seems like he grew up since 2015, shed his political nihilism, and realized fascists wannabes for who they are. Also \"half\", lol you idiots wish. He got it right with 1/3, which I guess for you is still a good thing, but for me and American democracy unfortunately is a bad thing still. \n\nHe was right, although it wasn't necessarily a hard thing to see. \n\nFor any of those who are interested:\n\n(2015)\n\nhttps://www.cambridgeday.com/2015/08/19/youre-considering-not-voting-in-elections-that-only-works-if-youre-in-harmontown/\n\n\n(2017, text version)\n\nhttps://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/dan-harmon-says-trump-is-a-nazi-fascism-is-cancer-and-bernie-bros-need-to-stop.php\n\n(2017, Video/Audio version)\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvsLLfRpLs", "its called calming red dragon style from the Jiangsu province", "Dunno man, i don't watch something with my boys, then repeat the whole thing back to my friends word for word but hey, to each their own.", "Whats my boy doing in there with that bathroom scene", "Joel Haver is the shit.", "Projecting what? \n\nGo on, explain what you mean. Because I’m not entirely sure you understand the point you’re trying to make\n\nI’ll wait, should be good", "How is this kind of animation done? It’s so convincing.", "> Where did OP state it as objective fact?\n\nHow about you answer my question first.\n\nI'll wait, should be good.", "Yeah I getcha. I think you were downvoted because people presumed you were disparaging the term and associated conditions, rather than the new dogshit definition it’s taken on social media.", "Aha, you have no idea what I’m supposedly projecting - you’re parroting back the previous response \n\nThought as much", "That’s kind of silly considering he made like 10 pilots featuring the same or similar characters.", "Way to dodge the original question at hand.", "While watching this, for some reason I believed that luke was an orphan who's parents were unknown people. Totally forgot about that whole padme and anakin thing.", "Is that... is that suppose to be funny? \n\nThat whole family guy thing where they just say the same thing over and over and over again isn't funny, its just annoying.", "it is a good thing, and it’s a good thing that he is still acting more mature; it shows growth", "> and it becomes funny again.\n\nGonna disagree on this part. It never becomes funny again, it just gets more and more annoying.", "“The video just wasn’t funny”\n\nNow, what am I meant to be projecting?", "Go Joel!", "Joel Haver invented such a cool style of animation. His rpg videos are amazing", "I actually never really watched his animations ones till now, but have watched about 90 percent of his live ones. His animations ones seems the same just with more possibilities with creating whatever set he wants.", "He was an immature/unready boyfriend three years ago, and his girlfriend publicly put him on blast about it a month after they broke up, the \"woke\" side of the internet expect every person they like to be *literally* flawless, so now his entire career has to die.", "House of Cosby’s is pretty funny", "Is this a copypasta", "Dan Harmon is great. Look at what happened to *Community* when they lost him for a season. I don’t think R&M would have succeeded without Dan there to enforce tight narrative structure and good characterization.", "R&M worked for one season. Season 2 is so much worse than season 1 its insane and it never got better from there.", "”quote disapproving of your sarcasm”", "My favorite is \"you can't shoot here tv\" my gf and I quote it all the time", "He's been making videos for years.. you've watched 90% of them?\n\nI'm glad you agree they're equally as good.", "Probably not years. He didn't hit big time until shortly after the \"huzzah!\" video. He literally had only 3000 subscribers 1 year ago. Now he has over 1.3 million. [Source](https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/makingshorts/monthly) \n\nBut yeah I think probably hte comedy sketch guys have been hitting him up for a few months, but from the original van video I think he said that he was planning his big van trip for...a couple years? \n\nI'm so happy he's found success.", "PIGS ARE PEOPLE", "Good point, I found him a few months ago and since then he's gone up from 800k to 1.3mill so it's definitely be recent", "> Oh man you sound like such a douche when you put it out like “I’m so above this humor”\n\nYou are projecting that you are insecure with people who don't like this type of comedy or have a different opinion than you hold. You are so offended by it, that you succumbed to calling names over a *freaking opinion,* about a cartoon. \n\nSo by your own admission, the rant you made was to \"the video just wasn't funny.\" That led to your response above?", "\"Delete all files!\"", "HUZZAAAAHH!", "How long did it take doc and Marty to become Rick and Morty?", "No, it's real, and it's not an uncommon experience. Gus already confirmed he was the boyfriend in the video and is taking a break from YouTube.", "Reminds me of the Roilands Channel 101 days", "Yeah, I wondered why he vanished, then saw why and, well, yeah. Ugh.", "Yikes", "Shit like this is so fucking cringey. How could you have ever thought you knew him? Do you think you know your other favorite actors and comedians? Chances are they've done really shitty things. Learn to separate art from the artist, especially when the absolute worst allegation against them is being a dick.", "Twitter was a fucking mistake.", "“You don’t connect with it, and that’s fine”\n\nReading ain’t your strong suit is it bud?\n\nThe follow up evidence to this is that my “admission”, as you so call it, was just me showing you where the person stated their opinion as fact, *at your request*. Presumably you couldn’t find it? \n\nI found their tone douchey, couldn’t give a toss if they find it funny or not. I can find something unfunny and still understand where the humor is put within the sketch, just as I understand that what is funny to me isn’t always funny to someone else. \n\nAnyways, nice try. Still not convinced you understand what projection is, ironic considering that response.\n\nNighty night", "Yeah, but he's also had to apologize to a subordinate for being a massive asshole to her. I'm autistic as shit, but that doesn't mean if I'm an asshole to someone they're being ableist for telling me to fuck off.", "lol talk about cringe, amiright?", "I liked the mmm bonk.", "> But don’t make the mistake that you’re superior as a result\n\nImmediately followed by a snarky remark.\n\nReading your own text isn't strong suit is it? That remark immediately invalidated the \"You don't connect with it, and that's fine.\"", "Right on man. Y'all mfers crazy", "\"Give them everything\" is overboard and typical stan culture shit", "Here's how it works, Morty...\n\nDo something unexpected and weird, Morty, y-you get a laugh. K-Keep doing the weird thing - Just keeeeep on doing it until it's not funny anym*oooooourgh*. Then you just... You just... You just keep doing it, Morty. You just keep doing it until circumsta*auuugh*nces change and y'know what? Y'know what happens, Morty? It's funny again! It's not m-magic, Morty, it's science.\n\nThat's pretty much, I mean - That's basically my thing, Morty. That's, that's my thing.\n\nL-Look, I don't want to make it sound like I'm compla*aaauuugh*ning or that, that I think I could do a better job. It, it takes creativity and talent, Morty. It takes talent to judge how long to keep doing it until it's funny again. I - I'm just pointing out that it's very m*aauuu*ch a p-pattern, Morty. It's just how it, uh... how it goes. Life finds a... Life finds a way.", "West Ham will be a difficult feat~~", "Yeah I see people in pop culture shit on flip flops occasionally and I’m just like, come to AZ, everyone wears them everywhere", "Kill me…. You’re right there. Ugh", "He's done a video about this in the past and the gist of it is he enjoys particularly unscripted comedy, and the animations are a fun side project for him but he doesn't want it to define him. He has a variety of content he produces and he doesn't want to be known for or expected to only produce one thing.", "Lmao I thought of the same thing, the Uncle Owen bit. That video was a blast from the past.", "Such and underrated gem.", "that's *the* copypasta", "It's a southern half of the country thing. You see shit loads of people in flip flops in Southern California, Texas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, New Mexico, etc..\n\nAnywhere it's hot a lot, people wear flip flops. Hell, here in AZ, people wear them basically all but three months of the year lol.", "Of this video in particular, the \"Of course I want to see the droid market\" or what have you. Uncle Owen's defeated \"This is it, this is the peak, nothing on this sand planet will ever be better than the fucking droid market\" energy was where the video peaked.", "lmao how is that not a bad thing? They didn't say he learned to be better, just that he has to be more outwardly careful since he was outed as a weirdo harasser.", "Nah, I think Roiland is genuinely a pretty funny guy. I loved Solar Opposites, more than Rick and Morty.", "Eh, I take care of my feet, they look nice, not nasty, so it's fine.", "Such a simple and stupid premise.\n\n\"Sir, listen, we've told you, you can't have cameras and a crew in here, this is private property.\"\n\n\"No, you don't understand, we just got the footage, like we're good here.\"\n\n(Paraphrased, I'm gonna go rewatch it all.)", "Isn't everyone?", "Steve Carrel leaving the office was the best thing he could have done for himself. That show never deserved his talent.", "I actually hate the moments on the show that try to be self-aware, like how they've made the fact that the characters never grow or change into a running gag. Just uhg, no. Show should have ended at the 2nd season.", "Robot looks fairly contented to be watching a holodisc about sand", ">Also \"half\", lol you idiots wish. He got it right with 1/3, which I guess for you is still a good thing, but for me and American democracy unfortunately is a bad thing still.\n\nThis might be the most mild thing I've ever said to earn someone calling me a fascist.", "https://ebsynth.com/", "been subscribed to him since before he had less than 1k subs, maybe. love to see his monstrous growth, he really deserves it. all of his shit is great. check out his movies if you haven't. especially ISLAND.", "2 quick follow up questions:\n\n1. What's the difference?\n2. How would any of us know if it was one vs the other?", "It's called method acting.", "https://ebsynth.com/", "Nobody's heard of you, what's your point?", "Quickly, I'll answer both as I realize I misinterpreted the person I responded to: you can't. But it's not a bad thing that it drives a person to improve, performative or not.", "It's a silly joke, man. Justin Roiland is always drunk. He puts the \"fun\" in functional alcoholic.", "The droid was saying \"bunk\" not \"fuck.\" Go get your ears checked.", "He wasn't married then.", "Brad Neely is a treasure. China, IL deserves way more love. Anyone see Harper House yet? Is it good?", "You can update your frame of reference or get your own opinion at any time.", "The droid is saying \"bunk\" not \"fuck.\" Go get your ears checked.", "It's time to Michael down your Vincents.", "Ty very much! Feel free to join us at /r/FireHouse if you want more of the same kind of music. (:", "Fell off the sand hut", "https://ebsynth.com/", "It's funny", "Sand planet is Tucson", "Still easier to walk in sandals", "This is now officially Great Value Rick & Morty", "very comedy", "When you walk in flip flops more than shoes, you get used to it.", "oh jeez oh man", ">To be honest I don't want him to do it because its juicy enough.\n\nWeird opinion, but good that you're honest I guess.", ">And they are.\n\nSeriously?! Next thing you're gonna tell me they are allowed to turn off their computers. You crazy lol", "Lots of times he goes until they actually say, \"you can't shoot here\" then he's like, \"perfect, we got it\"", "Kristin Schall is a horse", "I’d just like to see his older videos come up again for a new audience.", "star wars is a master piece", "The bunk droid shall soon take over r/prequelmemes.", "Answering the age-old question - what if Mr. Poopy Butthole were a suicidal robot?", "I think about Little Little Italy probably twice a month still.", "I really hope he gets his own show on adult swim. Love his content and it always seemed reminiscent of their style.", ">they didn't say he learned to be better\n\nI mean, you read what he said about it and see if it rings sincere to you or not. it did to me and it did to the person who was the subject of his creepy behavior, who publicly accepted his apology", "Who's stopping you?", "oh great, justin roiland. mr \"i'm not actually funny so ill just repeat something outrageous over and over and over\"", "Not sure he invented it, but he is employing it deftly. He has a video on what tools he uses to create these animations. But regardless of the animation, it's his stories and comedy that make me want to keep watching. Joel seems like a genuinely good dude.", "In one of his videos he shows how he made the style and other people call it Joel Haver style. I’m not 100% if he did make it though", "What is the horizontal line CRT effect called?", "Scan lines.", "Harg Nallin Sclopio Peepio is free to watch on adultswim.", "I do *not* like the stuttery improv style of humour. It feels way too forced. \"Oh hey, he's repeating the same line, but he's fumbling his words. Laugh please.\"", "699 comments, nice\n\nEdit: aw damn it", "I feel this way about most of Joel’s stuff.", "Will we get a Joel cameo in Rick and morty cause that would also be epic", "Yeah, see my response below, I misinterpreted them saying it's good as in \"anyone who gets caught and outwardly improves\" is good when they most likely meant--ignoring the person that we can never know--it's good that the me-too movement and social pressure can make someone even outwardly behave better.", "His best video yet", "Fucking hell this had me howling. The fucking bonk bonk bonk shit sent me 😂", "The fact that some people don't like this makes me irrationally sad and angry.", "Another guy that used to do similar but not as funny videos imo, one with subway sandwiches.... I think that's who they are referring to.", "Some people just hate life, I just try to ignore them. ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯", "The final year-ish of Harmontown definitely show that Dan was sliding toward woke. His self-cancellation was kind of the turning point. I think it was brave and right of him to acknowledge what he did, but it began to affect his overall personality (in my opinion).", "I think I'm just Roiland'd out. His stammering improv stuff was definitely funny when I first heard it but it doesn't even get a smile out of me anymore, I'm just desensitized.", "If they copyright claim it that makes it canon", "Collab hype!", "Driving the joke into the ground is kind of Justin Roiland's thing, and I think it's kinda funny", "the colab-hobo life is a lot cleaner, believe me", "Fucking same dude", "Maybe watching a holodisc would cheer them up?", "Alien circlejerks always put a smile on my face.", "Yeah, it really felt like it went on too long.", "Who's the man in the suit? Harvey bird man, attorney at law", "Somehow the constant annoying umbunk sound actually ended up being hilarious. They’re talking and this piece of shit droid is just nonstop umbunk umbunk umbunk.", "This is...\n\n#UNACCEPTABLE\n\nLemongrab is neither!", "your overall point *might* be reasonable, but \"immature/unready\" is probably a bit of a mild term for how he appears to have acted. she almost *died.*", "Everything Justin does sounds like this. It didn't go from 0 to R&M, it went 0 to Justin Roiland.", "Roiland is a comedic genius", "Probably not on Smosh tho. Shayne will never make him laugh", "It's hard to imagine the folks working on 12 oz Mouse had a team of 50 people, but you never know.", "Sounds like a lot of", "Due to his personality type I always figured he'd prefer what he did before with shitty res sketches where he ad libs everything.\n\nThat stuff doesn't pay though. Also he gets to meet cool people through his work on more popular series. But I'm sure most creators would prefer to do something else but their job is still fulfilling in it's own way.\n\nMaybe on a daily basis Justin doesn't like coming in to do rick and morty all the time but it's cool to have that legacy he's building. What probably keeps him going is he has other people doing the shit he doesn't want to do. I could see myself being tired of doing rick and morty but it's still a solid gig and it doesn't stop me from doing other things.", "Its reddit's standard of ascending. So no.", "It's weird how easily I accept Ben Katz, Sterling Archer, Coach McGuirk, and Bob Belcher are completely distinct characters despite him not really changing his voice much between them. Like I can imagine listening to all 4 of them having a conversation and still being able to tell them apart.", "If you haven't yet, do yourself a favor and check out Wizard People, Dear Reader. Legit one of the funniest things I have ever experienced.", "I always tell people that this episode is genius, but they focus on the comedy of the homeless billionaires. The genius is the whole sound thing.", "His children were in their 30s, maybe 40s lol", "love that content", "He really does just have those two voices.", "This helped me understand why I couldn't get into R&M. \n\nMuch like this video, I found it a little funny how despondent the guy was, but then it just didn't go anywhere. I wasn't even listening by the end waiting for a punchline of some sort that didn't come. But it makes sense now that it's not supposed to. \n\nStill not my cup of tea.", "Same. Dude just seems so genuine in all his videos. I wish him the best.", "Doing jack squat sounds nice though.", "That was one of the first things I remember from the internet", "So good, best in a long time. JH/JR nailed it.", "You're absolutely right! Wowza", "There's different kinds and levels. Watching two characters watch a movie composed of random lines in that style is not great. Watching the main character in a fiasco situation stumble through a justification for their wild irrational solution is still fairly funny for me.", "Conway Twitty.", "Already broke the streak", "Hey finally broke last time. I think mainly for the hostages.", "I watch it every time it appears on my feed. And it appears often", "My favorite part of this is the \"(preferably lower)\".", "That was pretty damn funny.", "I wanted him to be given a harmonica. Wouldn't take 3 minutes to laugh with a harmonica", "I mean AS found their Family Guy, they probably had competition ready to swoop in if they didn't go over the top.", "Sounds quite a bit like morty, and the two voices in the show at the end sound pretty close to rick & morty initially.", "I didn't knew who Justin roilamd was... And I was thinking.. Why does this has such Rick and morty feel to it 😂😂", "Agreed. Thought it was ok but knew it started falling apart when Justin starting interjecting “fuck” more and more often in place of the skit progressing.", "Just straight up, yes", "And swearing for swearings sake", "I will have you know I snuck all the Fruit Blood tracks on the last CD I burnt like 2 weeks ago.\n\nEdit: My wife hates it.", "That's the opinion of pretty much no-one apart from you.", "Shut up hoe", "He wasn't too bad in Fish Hooks and he had his moments in Gravity Falls but beyond that, he's so damn annoying. The dude has no range.", "Yeah you definitely seem like a good judge to tell if something is funny or not, cause obviously if it's not funny to you, it's not allowed to be funny to anyone else huh", "They were good before he got rich", "This was trash. They improv it but never ask themselves \"hey, maybe we should write something so it isn't 10₩% improv?\"\n\nThey could have written an ending.", "This is Rick and Morty level of dumb", "Wow that makes it so much better", "Did you have to put the fact that Justin Roiland is in it in the title of the post? I'm fairly sure he only credited him in the credits for a reason. He probably didnt want people to watch it just because of that fact, therefore compromising the creative integrity of his videos.\n\nIt's also better if you watch the video without realizing, then you make the realization midway through the video.", "Shit. Guess I better change it then.", "How can something be so entertaining, yet at the sametime actively feel yourself aging?", "Sterling Archer is obnoxious Jon Benjamin. Coach McGuirk is tired Jon Benjamin. Bob Belcher is fat Jon Benjamin. Ben Katz is young Jon Benjamin. I think he starts with a Jon Benjamin voice and then he adds a little Jon Benjamin magic so that every character sounds like a unique Jon Benjamin.", "That'd be Justin Roiland friend", "Yeah I never got this genre of humor either. Not even the 'repeat it until it's not funny and then funny again' bit. That at least requires comedic timing. This is just bashing you over the head with the same thing over and over and over with no timing whatsoever and somehow millions of people find it hilarious. It's baffling to me.", "Love the Justin Roiland fingerprints: \"you're allowed to kill me\", \"god rest her soul... unexplicable causes\", the suicidal robot animation.\n\nLove the Joel Haver fingerprints: \"this one has a holodisk! Maybe there's something cool on it!\", \"Great. Who cares? Who gives a shit.. about that?\", standard Joel Haver animation style.\n\nTwo dudes who enjoy and are good at making funny shorts making a funny short together. nice.", "Roilandbot has 3 settings.", "His entire brand of humour is funny/cute object/alien wants to kill itself.", "Yeah nah fuck those naffs. The thousands of people who do like it are wrong. It's objective fact that this video just wasnt funny. /s", "I'd love him to do an extended star wars spinoff that's reminiscent of his Back to the Future spinoff.", "It's not a white van", "Yeah holy shit Joel has so many fucking hilarious videos at like 1k views even now that his channel is growing. [Jean Luc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCxia_yr778) for example is a masterpiece.", "Which episode is that one?", "Love me some Joel Haver.", "You quoted the video correctly, but the word is *inexplicable* or *unexplainable*.", "You can really hear the Morty voice whenever he draws out a vowel like in “ROOOOF”; cracks me up.", "They teamed up with the voice actors of Rick and Morty? :)", "I have a feeling this brand would be called “Galaxy Fights.”", "Just the tip", "*Don't* think anyone'll be begging for *that*, Jerry.", "3 lines from a 5 minute video is hardly word for word lol. Im also shocked that this isnt something youve done before, me and my friends were saying mmmmmbuk and quoting this shit all night lol", "It works in other stuff though, check out Solar opposites, same Justin roland and its a fantastic show", "Id love to see it made into a trilogy. Then that trilogy made into a trilogy.", "He actually replied to a heartfelt comment on his \"calling people I love during oscar\" video. Still trying his best.", "“Accessory”", "Fiancé was found dead too. So was it a murder-suicide or were they both killed?\n\nHaven't been following that case super closely.", "LOL I was wondering why that droid sounded so much like Rick and Morty. Shudda read the title first.", "[It doesn’t mean you’re gay. You’re just a businessman.](https://youtu.be/BmwjpVxHjSI)", "Have you seen our town rat?", "Ahhh gotcha. Yeah I’m with ya.", "Didn't say the droid was saying \"fuck\" did I? Luke's father was, go get your eyes checked.", "Fuck yeah", "Sure. Haven’t you seen his completely bullshit new show?\n\nIt’s like he wanted to mix the impromptu reading styles of Rick and Morty, but load it into a piece of shit sitcom style comedy.\n\nLiterally follows the same sci-go theme, with only 10% funny jokes.\n\nIt’s horrible. Shows you the difference between a talented mad man, and some shmuck, who didn’t like working with him and wanted to start his Own cartoon with the same fucking sci-if theme.\n\nFucking loser, that Roiland.", "And Mr. Poopybutthole is kind Lemongrab", "You know he does have one thing. But it works for some reason. It makes me laugh just as much as the first time I heard it. Idk what it is. Justin’s morty voice is just so fucking funny to me.", "Shut up and do some drugs about it", "Episode 4 \"Breakdown\"", "Can he break vases though?", "It can be that way sometimes, but he at least hasn’t reached Seth McFarlane levels of “this joke is so drawn out that it’s torturing you and not funny, but that’s why it’s funny to me”.", "He doesn't want one. He's said he's rejected some pretty big offers and prefers to keep doing Youtube, because he dislikes how things become homogenized and filmmakers lose their identity when they become a part of a bigger corporate entity. The difference between people finding his work and calling it an \"adult swim film\" rather than a \"joel haver film\" is really important to him. Not in an egotistical way, but just that someone could innocently watch a high viewed video uploaded by Adult Swim's youtube channel and think, wow, what a great Adult Swim video! And not have any sense of the artist who made it.\n\nAlso he simply doesn't want to mass produce his animations, lose creative control, or have people working for him who don't have a genuinely fulfilling creative role in the project. He dislikes hierarchies in filmmaking, director ego, all that, and all his films give equal credit to the people involved in making them (a film by). In an interview he even rejected the idea of hiring someone to manage his social media because he would rather not have anyone do grunt work.\n\nedit: new words", "I only just discovered Joe Pera earlier today actually, he showed up recently in a couple of Townsends videos. \"This dude is pretty idiosyncratic,\" I thought to myself. \"Is he a comedian or what?\"", "Rude and rude", "[…yes! YES!](https://youtu.be/P3ALwKeSEYs)", "Hold on, there's more! South are coming, and they're also in the movie, and they're gonna come, and cross-attack these two brothers", "damn that's spot on lmao", "I really respect that!", "I’m out of the loop, what’s going on with Gus?", "Is that really Justin roiland? Has Joel reach God hood?", ">Luke's father was\n\nLuke's father? You mean Darth fucking Vader? When the fuck did Darth Vader show up in the fucking video? That's supposed to be Luke's uncle you ultimate dumbfuck! Literally the first word in the video is \"uncle.\" For fucks sake, even the second word in the video is \"uncle.\"\n\nSo again, you need to get your fucking ears checked.", "Now THIS is humor!!!", "Get help you raging lunatic. Just the fact that you picked out the semantic mistake rather than acknowledge the fact that you misunderstood my initial comment in the first place tells me all I need to know that you'd rather piss yourself with anger at all the wrong things than admit you might have a problem.", "Shut up and cry more about it", "I'm talking about the 2 main guys in the video. Babbling and cursing nonstop. Horrible dialogue. Abysmal comedy. Waste of 45 seconds. That's about all I could watch honestly. 1/5 stars. The 1 star is for the rotoscoping.", "Uhhhhhhhh..... yeah.", "Straight up. It's such a novel idea that they pull off so well.", "https://twitter.com/bradneely/status/1458881530936262658", "Hey! It would have been really funny if obi-won was like I’m tired of these sand people because I’ve seen them naked and that was enough to leave the planet.", "The truly ironic part is if Hollywood was filled with people with that mentality it would be in a far better place than it is in now.", "possibly important, possibly not. need the haver to weigh in", "Love this guy and his videos. I feel like roiland kinda stole show a bit." ]
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Joel Haver - Sand Planet (feat. Justin Roiland)
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[ "Shoutout TOON215 on YouTube. Great videos and commentary on his channel.", "https://youtu.be/CjaZUmGLUG8", "It’s like a live version of The Wire. Someone call HBO about restarting this series in Philly!" ]
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[ "So just cops practicing then?", "That kid is a much better human being than those incompetent fucking creeps", "Nothing to see here just their annual racism training.", "Dont bitch, get fired.", "They admitted multiple times on camera that they had no probable cause for any of this. The cops who entered the home need to be fired, and the family needs to sue.", "Chicago is so fucked. No wonder the city has awful crime rates and clearance rates when they are stuck with worthless cops like this. They can't solve a crime to save their lives and instead just run around like headless chickens trampling on people's rights. Not to mention they want to whine about how dangerous their job is yet are having hissy fits about getting vaccinated when it is currently the lead killer of cops, not criminals. Worthless idiots.", "The victims always have better training than the cops, in these videos.", "And one of my childhood friends just argued to me that cops are always right and kids have to comply because they are right. She also argued that there is no racism in the force. What a fucking idiot.", "Why would you think that? Isn't the simple fact he had 4 interactions in one night (let alone a shorter timeframe) yet cleared on each one enough? The comment at the end (\"don't bitch\") typifies it as what we see is complete compliance on video, when others might have done very differently.", "Tbh most city PDs are like this. Philadelphia, NYC, etc\n\nMeanwhile rural PDs with literally nothing better to do get to play military with 1033-surplus MRAPs", "~~Disorganized~~ Racist", "Don't bitch.", "Problem is that if/when this goes to court, every officer is going to claim ignorance. Going up the line of authority. Then the mayor is going to have to apologize with taxpayers on the hook, and 0 consequences for any actions. Similar to what Kim Foxx does.", "Yeah? Like what? They let him go everytime.", "Lol stopped 4 times the same night? Please tell me this is a sketch on Onion News Network.", "\"There is clearly something serious going on in that complex\" why? given the fact that that multiple cops said multiple times on camera that they don't know why they're there i'd say either YOU have more information than these cops and all of the rest of us or id say there's no basis at all for this claim. \"Chicago police aren’t just going to show up like that unless something serious is happening.\" Have you ever spent time studying how policing works or spending time working with law enforcement? I have and I WISH this were true. Cops receive anonymous tips all the time and they make mistakes about homes they barge into, sadly, often. Yes you have Point that the news doesn't say why they were there but that doesn't mean they're leaving it out on purpose, it sounds to me like there is no stated reason reason that has been Is released to the press, and of course I could be wrong about that too but again you are making a conscious conclusion based on no evidence to support it, im not a fan of bad media bias but I dont see it here and want to know where you are basing it on considering you are so conclusive about it.", "ok but why though?", "I never understand the argument that taxpayers will be on the hook. Yes, this is true, taxpayers will be on the hook and that should be an incentive for the taxpayers to hold their police department accountable. Elect a better sheriff, judges, local representatives.", "The **cops** said that multiple times.", "They really got nothing better to do", "professional cop supporter based on comment history, ignoring the transcript of the video.\n\ngot it, ur blocked now", "Jesus Christ. So sorry for these young men. Did not deserve this at all.", "Ok except for 4:46 you are right but their superiors and dispatcher phoning in clearly dont know otherwise they wouldn't be asking them on the open radio. Then they respond by blaming the victim with \"dont bitch\". So, again they don't provide an answer to what they are asked. Yes these scenes are edited but all news stories are edited. This should never happen. If \"people make mistakes\" then why multiple times in multiple physical force, putting someone in handcuffs without understanding why they are doing so. It should never happen period. I'll be paying attention myself to the news to find out if there was a reason they were there and ill follow up here and if you know it would be great if you did too but I have no clue why you presume there's some good reason why they were there if multiple officers are counteracting other officers actions by continuing to harass them after finding nothing, no guns, no lies being told by the kids. God im even typing this asking myself why anyone would be defending this to begin with!", "Very end of the video they ask about whether or not the punisher symbol is a hate symbol. Yes it absolutely is. The punisher is all about executing criminals with no due process. Why the FUCK are officers of THE LAW allowed to have anything to do with that garbage. the punisher is a awful \"hero\" and anyone who ascribes to that shit is awful too.", "Thank protestors for body cameras. Otherwise even less would be done to fix this bullshit.", "God this bullshit gets me so riled up. Four times in one night? Instantly at gunpoint, tackeling them, handcuffing them. These are not the people that are here to protect you. These are a bunch of power abusing fratboys having a wild night out, fucking with people that are vunerable. Imagine this kid beeing on the news, and they managed to find some picture of him online when somebody had a gun or him beeing without a shirt flexing or something. This bullshit is really all that's needed for the public to say \"i dunno this guy does look kinda sketchy\". It's ALL that is needed for people to be divided about wether this guy is a thug or a law abiding citizen. \n\n\nFuck these cops, i hope they get fucking punished.", "\"Don't bitch\" says a lot about them.", "Literally what's wrong with them?", "\"don't bitch\" cries the bitch", "[Are we the baddies?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWvpvlT9pJU)", "Because no amount of training can compare to the threat of violence and death.", "Chicago: to make Memphis look better by comparison.", "It's like a comedy sketch. Stopped twice on the way home. Stopped going in the back door, then has to go straight to the front door to be stopped again.", "Apprehended four times in one fucking night?", "Doh yeah I didn't put it together how old this was but yeah your 2nd to last sentence im not surprised at all sadly", "well Chicago is not known for civil involvement in election processes. its also known for poor education so odds are most people dont even know how that works. \n\nchicago is a city that also has very high payouts for improper behavior and settlements. their payouts actually exceed (by a large margin) the entire annual budget of the PD. its so bad that the city is not projected to be in the black at any point in the future.", "More of the Democrat and Republican hero cops saving America yet again. Thank you Biden for telling me to worship these psychopath cops.", "At least they have some semblance of a review office. Imagine places with no civilian oversight. This is not a blue or red problem. This a government overreach problem that some people tend to excuse and affects some disproportionately (but if affects everyone!)", "And we've seen that every interaction is a risk to your safety. Being stopped four times at gunpoint is four times the risk of getting killed.", "That's what you get when you allow **any** and **all** of your citizens to have firearms specifically made to kill people... because long gone dead people wrote it on a piece of paper over a 100 years ago when times were \"different\".\n\nCombine that with a police force that is scared and not trained sufficiently. Scared because the statistics show that gun deaths in America rivals that of third world countries.", "each time having to wonder if some movement or reaction is going to be taken in the wrong way", "Bet you she'd change her tune quickly we she finds herself getting fucked by the law.", "Real talk I'm surprised the reporter called him an anti-hero, I didn't think they'd even know to call the character that. It's even mentioned in the show when cops are seen wearing punisher logos that they aren't to wear that, because of what it stands for.", "You’re right except the fact that cops in Chicago aren’t worrying too much about legal gun owners", "How long ago do you think 1787 was?", "\"Disorganized cops\" is such a cop out (pardon the pun). This kid was profiled 4 times that night! FOUR TIMES!", "Would be a lot harder to get your hands on a gun if the legal gun owners would have to be accountable for their weapons just a little bit.", "I think you mean 1791... maybe don't be a smartass if you leave out the \"smart\" part.", "The \"bill of rights\" was already being proposed and debated in 1787. I would bet my existence that language very close to the final ratified amendment was written down by at least somebody at that time.", "lol @ the mods removing this for politics.", "Painful to read the text version of this gif: [https://imgur.com/gallery/uCWXJ41](https://imgur.com/gallery/uCWXJ41)" ]
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Disorganized Cops Handcuffed Innocent Black Teens at Gunpoint Multiple Times
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqyak0/deleted_by_user/
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[ "Wow Im sure nobody has seen this 28 year old clip", "why would he ask how many lights there are?", "They are trying to break Picard's reality. There are four lights but they are trying to force him into saying otherwise, to show they control his brain and entire reality.", "This scene is irrelevant without all the context. Basically the whole episode they're torturing him trying to get information out of him, and at some point they just start trying to get him to make a small concession. There are only 4 lights there but they tell him if he says there are 5 they'll stop torturing him. \n\nThis is the final scene of this, where he still hasn't broken. But it took him a long time to say anything. Basically the unbreakable Captain Picard was almost broken, but he held out just long enough. It's powerful in the context of the episode and meaningless outside of that context.", "thank you", "It wasn't until years after I saw this episode that I learned this is a reference to 1984", "IIRC he even says back on the enterprise that he saw 5 lights.", "The 1984 reference here at least is not as heavy handed as it was in Babylon 5, so props to TNG. (Loved B5 though, mean no hate)", "To elaborate on answers already given:\n\nWith a particularly tough subject, an \"interrogator\" like this is trying to get the subject to waver. Picard won't betray the Federation's secrets because his devotion to its cause is an absolute truth to him. So they put something small in front of him to get him to give just a little. If he'd just say that he sees five lights when he knows that he actually sees four, things will get better for him. Once he makes that small concession, it plants a seed: if he puts aside the truth, things get better.\n\nSo the entire episode is this battle of wills where the interrogator is trying to get Picard to budge just a little on a completely inconsequential fact, because he knows that once that happens the important facts will eventually be negotiable. Picard understands this, too, and fights with everything he has to hold on to the simple fact that he sees four lights no matter what he's told.", "This particular Cardassian was torturing Picard for days. He put forward a deal for Picard: he can say and believe that there are 5 lights, and live in a ghetto which ample amenities; or else, face further torture and likely execution via the Cardassian court system.\n\nThe real idea was to prove to Picard that Picard's mind itself could be shaped to the Cardassian's liking. He would do this to Picard, either for the fun of it, or more likely, as the starting point of a brainwashing program to turn Picard into a sleeper agent. Yet at the same time, he'd be tempted to earn more privileges by divulging Federation secrets. So Picard is doomed to guilt for betraying the Federation no matter what he does. He is to have no hope, and a shattered sense of self-worth.\n\nWhat happens at the end of this scene is that they are informed that the Federation has resolved an issue with the Cardassian empire, and the mission Picard was caught in is thus nullified. He was traded out.\n\nAt the end of the episode, Picard confesses to a friend that before that moment, he was ready to say and believe that there are 5 lights. So when he says \"there are four lights,\" he is throwing the Cardassian's failure back in his face, to display triumph even though he still feels defeated." ]
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[deleted by user]
https://youtu.be/OZ4T5JCUGXo
/r/videos/comments/qqyqt0/uncanny_valley_is_the_feeling_of_unease_or/
[ "kill it", "This looks incredibly lifelike, until you see it move.", "Amazing...and disturbing.\n\nIt's hard to figure out what is missing but...something is missing which makes it disturbing.", "That's actually the true definition of the Uncanny Valley. It isn't that it's close to lifelike, it's that the closer you get to lifelike, but still with that \"something\" (which you're describing) missing, the more the sense of revulsion increases. It's why PS1 graphics of people don't skeeve anyone out, but current gen GPU graphics are so close, yet still \"off\", causing the uncanny valley to deepen in our psyche for reasons not quite definable by the viewer. \n\nEventually they'll get all the kinks (no pun intended) worked out and we'll climb out of the valley to the other side where they are so lifelike that the sense of unease is abated. We're just not there yet.\n\nEDIT: Reddit will never cease to amaze me how the posts I assume are completely innocuous somehow end up being the ones were I should have just chosen \"Disable inbox replies\" immediately after posting.", "I don't like the fact that now I'm not sure if the orchestra's real", "This is an elaborate hoax , right?...right?", "I've seen all three seasons of Westworld. I know how this ends.", "I've seen less realistic humans. No uncanny valley for me!", "I don't know things that are missing are pretty clear, the mouth is moved by a single servo, which is common in animations but causes the odd look, human jaws are moved by a series of muscles which cause a more fluid and dynamic range of motion.\n\nThis same lack of fluidity in motion is the issue with the movements in the body expressions, its clear that they are doing some dynamic ranges to more closely simulate the natural movement of the body, but not the same.\n\nThe issue at hand is that many people get a sense of concern when seeing something like this, but its no closer to human than a puppet.\n\nThis isn't robotics, its animations, its basically a mechanic light show, every element of it preprogrammed to a very specific outcome, it doesn't think, it doesn't calculate. But to the average person you see something that looks like a human but isn't they feel concern or threatened.", "Japan will have us fucking robots indistinguishable from humans first. They've been at it for a while. It seems to be their greatest focus and priority. That damaged reactor can wait.", "I think it's something about the acceleration or jerk of her torso and arms. When humans move their bodies like that, it's subtly imprecise. We think we want to move our bodies to the side, but don't get the acceleration just right (or don't care to to save energy), so we overtravel a bit and there's a slight bobbing to the \"desired\" position. All of the robot's moves are just going straight to a position and stopping right there. It's made less noticable by immediately being followed by another move, but that stop is too precise.\n\nCompare it to a pop-and-lock dancer, who's specifically trained for this type of stopping, doing small movements. Their dancing looks inhuman for this same reason.", "What freaks me out is the lack of breathing", "Isn't it because a real singer's torso would move more because of the breathing that this feels a bit strange?", "Nowhere in my reply was I advocating for the merits of this particular animatronic rig or the nuances of what the \"ill-at-ease\" feeling is exactly. \n\nI was simply explaining that what OP was describing was the exact definition of the Uncanny Valley, no matter how good/bad the current iteration.\n\nBut hey, you got to give a speech you clearly had in the chamber, so I guess everyone wins.", "Can't believe they taught robots to play violin", "You're probably picking up on lots of things that attribute to the unease.\n\nAlthough it doesn't bother me like it seems to other people. Infact, if I wasn't brainwashed by every piece of media I've ever consumed to think that a life-life robot = murderous conflict, I don't think I'd care at all.", "Sexbots rise up and smite everyone!", "kinda reminds me of Lady D in Resident Evil, the model looks good from a lot of angles, but that uncanny shows up hard in others. Still this shit is very lifelike, especially when standing still", "This reminds of a shower thought someone posted. Somewhere in our past we probably needed to develop this sense because of some predatory mimicry.", "Sounds a lot like autotune, but for movement.", "Brian definitely has one of these things that he built to bang.", "THIS IS FAKE. The singer here is Anna Netrebko, singing \"Je veux vivre\" at a 2007 recital in Paris.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjy3ahUjyG8\n\nClassical singers often appear to have stiff postures because they are controlling their entire upper body to sing at that skill level.", "[Came to mind instantly](https://youtu.be/mhCiFB07I2w?t=63)", "Someone get Nick Cage in here with a mop stat!", "I don’t think that’s an animatronic. They don’t blink that fast.", "Man, dial it back a bit, the response was actually meant to be on the response above yours.", "Hahaha, that's hilarious! I watched it and was blown away by how life-like they made her. Then I came to the comments and everyone was ripping on it for being so unrealistic looking and I got really confused...turns out perception bias is a thing! Lots of people here with egg on their faces.", "It is a real.video, edited to trick you into thinking it is animatronic.\n\nThe original is at least 4 years old\n\nhttps://youtu.be/KBqYHKs-7yg", "The real thing, more than 4 years ago,\nhttps://youtu.be/KBqYHKs-7yg", "You are seeing what you want to see. . . .\n\nhttps://youtu.be/KBqYHKs-7yg", "Pffffft. Nonsense.", "She doesn't even look like an animatronic, you guys must have brain-damage to fall for this", "https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqyqt0/uncanny_valley_is_the_feeling_of_unease_or/hk3dp26/\n\nTell me again about her servos", ":wretch: Jesus. What.", "I was just going to say this is still in the uncanny valley for me and opera singers look pretty weird singing to begin with.\n\nI'm wrong and it is even worse!", "Now I dunno what I am seeing.", "Or you could read my post and realize that in no way did I state a position on the validity of the Uncanny Valley (which is [easily cited as a real hypothesized phenomenon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley) whether accurate or not, as stated in the Criticisms section of my citation) just as easily as you can decide to support your position with insults toward a complete stranger. \n\nI was merely explaining that the phenomenon the OP was describing is the exact definition of said Uncanny Valley in terms of its accepted usage.\n\nWhether you chose to support or deny its validity is not germane to this discussion. But, like another person I just put on ignore, I'm glad you got to get that speech out of your system that you clearly had poised and at the ready. I guess everyone wins again.\n\nAnd, for the record, comparing the idiocy of a provably-false \"flat Earth\" bullshit theory to a hypothesized psychological phenomenon is a weak straw man. I'm sure you can do better next time.", "Get off that pedestal you’re shouting at us from, dude. Holy shit. Yes, the uncanny valley is a hypothesis with little concrete evidence but that doesn’t change the fact that a lot of people are put off by *almost* human objects and images. We are on a default sub of Reddit, not a scientific forum. Let people have fun. Relax.", "I concur. If we've learned anything from the blooming tech/information age between the late 70s and now, it's that sex always drives the adoption of the newest technologies. :P", "someone with muscles controlling their face can easily simulate the behavior of a single servo movement, single servo can not simulate a human mouth. \n\nanything else you think you've proven?", "That’s not true though. Who are you to speak for every person who’s had a certain reaction to something? I have felt uncomfortable seeing janky video game characters that weren’t creepy in the least. It’s about knowing how a human should look and interact with the world and seeing something that tries to emulate that in a sub par way.", "It's probably an indication that I listen to classical music a little *too* much that I didn't even realise the singer was supposed to be the animatronic figure... A lot of classical singers move and look like this, especially when singing a piece with coloratura, like *Je veux vivre* is. \n\nThere is a very great deal of strain, muscle control, and just... pressure to control your voice like classical singers do, and coloratura (trills, leaps, and general ornamentation) is very difficult, and is seen as sign of a viruoso singer.\n\nHere's a male example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCO6UzZ2R8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NCO6UzZ2R8)\n\nIronically, one of the most extreme examples of a coloratura aria deliberately plays this up - it's sung by a character who is a mechanical doll!", "Porn settled the VCR format war between VHS and BETA, it catalyzed the growth of the internet, it gave us better streaming technologies, it will be a driving force for animatronics until the end of time.", "The only thing missing was that redditors briancells, heyooooo", "You made it sound as if it was obvious she was an animatronic. When it's clear she's real. \n\nThinking you know things by reading about it isn't the same as having experience. I don't see how anyone would think she's a robot. Get out more - see an opera etc and you wouldn't be fooled.\n\nEverything about her movements etc is very typical of an opera singer - they're trying to get the maximum volume/range. Same thing with clasical musicians - you'd think everyone should have a smooth playing style but some can be quite stiff and robotic - whatever it takes to play.", "I found this really interesting and well presented, thanks for sharing :)", "This is just a clip from Friends...", "Saying that \"something is just creepy\" is a tautology. \n\nOf course people think these things are creepy - that's the definition of the uncanny valley effect. Our brains are evolved to look for patterns, especially when it comes to identifying \"others\" \n\nYou act like you are speaking for all of humanity, but an image does not have to be inherently \"creepy\" or \"spooky\" (we're not talking dental robot or exposed animatronics here) to create this effect. \n\nIDK about you, but I definitely get the \"creeps\" from images on [This Person Does Not Exist](https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/)\n\nAre they inherently scary? Not at all. \n\nAre they still creepy? Yes - because I can tell just from looking at the \"dead\" eyes, and the sometimes incorrect rendering of the faces that they are not real. I can't put my finger on what EXACTLY it is, (perhaps it's even knowing that these images are generated) but it's still evoking an emotion that's more than just \"ooh this is spooky oooo\"", "There is still no way to explain why something not inherently dangerous/threatening can elicit a sense of unease and even fear. That video proves that it isn’t caused by characteristics related to human likeness, which I understand is the whole idea behind the “uncanny valley” but even then, most people just say it for lack of a better explanation. If anything, the definition of the phrase needs only to be modified, and most people wouldn’t question it if that were to happen. Do you run into many people who are actually insistent that it’s a real phenomenon? Most people do not care and will change their view without resistance provided the right explanation. I just think the same cannot be said for people who insist the earth is flat, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary", "She still doesn't look...normal. Her movement seems...odd.", "Great video! And Thanks for sharing.", "haha. I've been using boot polish as fuses for years because of this movie." ]
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"Uncanny Valley" is the feeling of unease or revulsion you feel when a machine too closely resembles a human. The animatronics in this video is insane.
https://youtu.be/3VQPiN3cHaQ
/r/videos/comments/qqzb5x/tracy_morgan_on_star_wars/
[ "What? No spoiler alert?", "He's really doesn't seem bright..", "What movie is he talking about i've never heard of it before?", "I loved Tracey Morgan in 30 Rock but he sets up a great premise for a joke, the deep relationship between Luke and Han, but just goes on to just describe the film.", "3cpo", "\"3P-CVO\"", "I agree with everything he said, but I would have made different word choices.", "I would pay a lot to see him describe the movies in detail while throwing in phrases like \"remember that?\" and \"that's a true story\".", "That's his whole schtick", "Solo is a very good friend indeed. Morgan is right. Do you have a friend who will go out into a freaking blizzard to find you and get you back safely? Now that is a bro!", "I'm sure he said life saver too..", "Imagine him saying this coherently, it's be sooo boring. He knows he's funny talking like this.", "I just have people that would holozoom me in the blizzard and then ghost me in the afterlife :(", "Brian Fellows knows his cinema.", "I would pay good money to have Tracy Morgan recount the entire original trilogy.", "Tracy Morgan taught me how to jerk off.\n\nWhen I was 12, he had a stand up special on Comedy Central. One joke he told was about waiting for his wife and kids to leave the house so he could whack it in peace. He used the microphone to mimic the act.\n\nI had come before that, but never on purpose. When I saw him doing that it was like a light bulb went on in my head. I immediately went upstairs to my bathroom and discovered my new hobby.", "“True story”", "A truly touching story.", "Yoda dies in RoTJ. Empire is one of a kind and special but New Hope still#1 (erm..or is it 4)." ]
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Tracy Morgan on Star Wars
https://youtu.be/ipg34XNvLDY
/r/videos/comments/qqzfyn/jamie_foxx_and_ray_charles_playing_together_for/
[ "Is it just me or does Jamie's hair look really weird?", "Man he really nailed that impression.", "Ohh man to be taught by Ray Charles himself would be the highlight of my life.", "Nice Music", "Jamie Foxx really earned the Oscar that year, spectacular performance." ]
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Jamie Foxx and Ray Charles playing together for Ray (2004).
https://youtu.be/FRtd8ArvH_s
/r/videos/comments/qqzlpy/metric_gold_guns_girls/
[ "I love this song🎶", "One of my favourite bands. I had the biggest crush on Emily back in the day.", "they have a greatest hits record coming out soon. super limited release. check it out if you wanna get funky", "The live version is a bit better too. They let Jimmy run looose for a great solo in this song" ]
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Metric - “Gold Guns Girls “
https://youtu.be/eJaU2qLwXvs
/r/videos/comments/qr09kf/ghost_tits_found_this_video_i_shared_on_facebook/
[ "OK... so I was like \"this is dumb\" until the closing the door with the sinister look for the like, 400th time or so. Then I started laughing.", "Feeney?!", "Yeah, also the voice of K.I.T.T.!" ]
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Ghost tits. Found this video I shared on Facebook around 9 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPsvGQRAMKM
/r/videos/comments/qr0cy2/in_light_of_facebooks_metaverse_aspirations_this/
[ "Esto está mucho muy cabrón y al mismo tiempo mucho muy deprimente.", "yes", "This reminds me a bit of The Zero Theorem" ]
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In light of facebook's metaverse aspirations, this video is all the more prescient
https://youtu.be/FtzMlinwHvA
/r/videos/comments/qr0g3f/cat_bitten_by_fish_after_dangling_paw_paw_into/
[ "Haha he got him too he was shaking his paw like \"owww\"", "The cat was fishing.", "Tank is too small for that big ass cichlid", "It’s aggressive because it’s mistreated and probably hungry too.", "Man this fish was ready to go, you could almost here the attitude." ]
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Cat bitten by fish after dangling paw paw into tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ
/r/videos/comments/qr0qe9/for_12_years_viewers_of_the_neutral_response_have/
[ "lies", "Reddit did something similar a while back - hid the downvote count on comments which was visible to RES users. Was pretty useful. Awful decision. It's the ratio of upvotes to downvotes that matters.", "Dislikes are belly buttons. We don't need them.\n\nEdit: the people here knee jerk reacting in their hive mind circle jerk aren't able to defend why downvotes are needed. All they can do is reflexively mash the downvote button in an impotent demonstration of boner envy. :)", "Strong disagree. If you only have up-votes then the only thing that matters is engagement, in which case the most extreme positions prevail.", "Guess who just earned a downvote?", "Someone tell @jack", "But without them we couldn’t have come into existence, therefore downvotes are necessary for life to form.", "welp. this is gonna warp some people’s world view.", "Downvotes empower us", "That's feedback, not censorship. Also it isn't someone, it is a share of the audience.", "and with \"share of the audience\" you mean bots, right? because i can think of like 5 people that truely hit the bell, thumbs up and whatnot.", "Dislikes actually contribute toward showing videos to more people. Any interaction is positively weighed by YouTube’s algorithm.", "dislikes is the best way to know if a video is garbage clickbait without having to watch it. This is a major downgrade for youtube.", "dislikes are important feedback.", "I disagree. People love bandwagoning, especially on YouTube. Remember Rebecca Black? Friday was bad, but not *that* bad. YouTube Rewind is bad, but not *that* bad. People just love jumping on the hate bandwagon, and seeing dislikes is the easiest way to do that.", "This is not the case for dislikes. However if you writing a negative comment, it's helping the video's visibility.", "If seeing dislikes prevents another song like Friday from becoming popular, then it's worth it.", "Imagine trusting strangers on the internet, YouTube users specifically, to judge something correctly.", "Netflix did something similar. They opt for more nebulous voting based on algorithms but that makes it easy to manipulate the queue to force what they want. Why is this show a 97% match? Is it because others with my preferences watch it or did you just want your new show to succeed?", "Yes, that is exactly what has happened on Twitter. Not sure what your point is.", "[It is the case for dislikes](https://www.wales247.co.uk/how-do-dislikes-affect-youtube-videos-everything-you-wanted-to-know)", "It's a downgrade everywhere. It fucked up Reddit. Now you can say some dumb shit and as long as you are net positive you think the masses agree with you. It contributes to the stupidity on social media.", "it also works the other way.\n\nAside from hate and bigotry, the lack of accounts/karma/personalization is what made 4chan so popular and interesting.", "That is fucking dumb.\n\nedit: The part about getting rid of the dislikes I mean", "This change will only help shitty channels and scammers. This is really bad. I hope the internet protests against this change.", "I 100% agree, especially when I search for more obscure things like when I do auto repair and maintenance. Finding vehicle specific videos are often tough, and at least half are some idiot that doesn't have a clue what he is doing. If I see a video with 7 downvotes and no upvotes I know to skip it.\n\nIn the mean time Youtube comments are a complete cesspool. Perhaps they should spend some time on that instead of coming up with great ideas like getting rid of downvotes.", "this is why more information is always better than less. Seeing the amount of total likes/dislikes is full info. Seeing just a ratio, or just net likes, or just likes only, can mean all sorts of different things which you may interpret wrong.", "I had no idea this was happening. Here's the press release:\nhttps://blog.youtube/news-and-events/update-to-youtube/\n\nMy knee-jerk reaction was to hate this change, but I can sort of see their point. Sort of.", "Looks like they have. Comments used to always be right under the video. Now, there is often recommended videos before comments, or comments section has to be manually opened.\n\nPersonally, I don't like this change either. While I agree comments are often a cesspool for certain types of videos, you can sift out good information there too... especially as comments visibility is also controlled by likes/dislikes.", "What I'd like is a \"not for me\" button, so youtube can avoid putting right-wing garbage in my feed.", "That exists. There's those three dots next to the video's title in your feed. Click on it, and a menu opens. One of the options is \"Not interested\". Another option is \"Block channel\".", "Didn't Netflix take away downvotes because of Amy Schumer's \"special\"?", "doesnt matter much; youtube has done and will continue to do stupid shit, no matter what anyone says...", "I can't believe I've never used that dropdown. I feel like a fucking Luddite.", "If I had to guess I'd wager it was always a plan on their roadmap and the timing was just a combination of Schumer's show being the straw breaking the camels back and a convenient excuse to make sweeping changes. They had to get it done before they pivoted to making so much of their own content, can't have a Schumer situation influencing the success of something they want to be a hit and making an embarrassment out of their investments.", "It's not obvious. I only found it because I did a google search on how to remove videos from the Youtube feed.", "Its the social media equivalent of gold foil stars for everyone", "YouTube makes a change that will only support clickbait scammers. Good work!", "Nobody has control of what gets popular, that would be weird to enforce. Dislikes at that volume are directed at recording studios, and the message is more about not releasing lazy mass-produced content in the first place.", "Not really, dislikes already didn’t have an effect on visibility.", "It was never neutral. It was controversial. Neutrality should mean nobody ever liked or disliked the video. \n\nI’ve always hated how people don’t get this.", "So your disagreeing, claiming people aren't agreeable enough? And shouldn't have the ability to disagree?", "Let’s not get overly emotional about this", "Most comments are just bots and links to b.s.\n\nLegit comments are so far and few between these days", "So you have a.... neutral response to this?", "I think people are less likely to watch a video that has alot of downvotes.", "This worked out very well for Facebook, when it tracked engagement stats without looking at\n negative engagement. I'm glad to see YouTube taking a look at how well Facebook handled filter bubbles and biased content algorithms, and deciding to follow that model.\n\n/s.", "My point is that your argument is ridiculous and without merit. Next.", ">We heard during the experiment that some of you have used the public dislike count to help decide whether or not to watch a video. We ~~know that you might not agree with this decision, but we believe that this is the right thing to do for the platform~~ don't give a fuck. We're doing this. Oh, and Google Play Music is never coming back either.", "I liked what they did on Newgrounds where you rated posts and comments from 1-5.", "I'm sorry you are so angry. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.", "That's not as amusing though", "Ooof, the GPM part cuts deep.", "So will YouTube only show net votes?", "Okay YouTube needs to die now", "The joke is literally “**no** strong feelings **one way** or **another**.”", "My understanding is they are just hiding dislikes. Reddit used to show the number of upvotes and downvotes. So, if I said, \"hey I like some Marvel movies but not others.\" I could get 1,500 upvote and 1,000 downvotes and I would be net positive 500 karma but you would still see 1,500 people agreed and 1,000 disagreed.\n\nNote: I know reddiquette states downvote is not a disagree button, but that is just how people use it.", "Viewers collaborated with the likes and dislikes to make it not one way or another, maybe it is **YOU** who doesn't get it.", "They actually didn’t. Youtube has kept the ratio from being tampered with for a long while now so it isn’t even organic.\n\nYou don’t understand what true neutrality is and it’s idiotic.", "Jokes on them. I only watch three channels and they will always be good.", "Tell my wife I said hello.", "Exactky. And most dishonest Youtubers remove any negative comment so we literally just have reddit now if you want a honest opinion.\n\nAnd reddit kinda sucks too. Man the internet didnt age well.", "Former Political consultant here. I remember talking to two older ladies. One kept insisting Facebook was very conservative, the other very liberal. \"That's because Lady 1 keeps talking about how great conservative ideals are, while lady 2 decides to argue with everyone she disagrees with.\"", "I know enough to know your comment wasn't neutral.", "If you truly had no strong feelings one way or another you wouldn't have liked or disliked the video...", "Where the fuck did you hear that?", "Ehh I don't think that's strictly true... Any kind of news video gets aggressively \"disliked\" if it doesn't align with the alt-right worldview. Maybe it should just be optional to disable it though, like how its optional to disable comments.", "Is YouTube trying to die?", "It's typically more the opposite. Since the algorithm feeds people videos/channels that align with their own views/interests, political videos end up having an unrealistically high like ratio (left and right alike).\n\nThe vast majority of youtube content isn't divisive content though. It's recipes, and how-to's, and entertainment etc, where the likes/dislikes coincide with audience reaction (not audience preconceptions)", "This is one of the worst things YT will ever do even worse than when they tried to force that google+ garbage. \n\nThis is trying to silence the audience. The comments these days are also heavily moderated and many words are insta shadow deleted.\n\nThis is them trying to put movie ads/products without people giving feedback.", "Oh feck off. The occasional video that gets downbombed 'for the lols' or whatever reason, is more than a worthy sacrifice for being able to tell at a glance if something is any good 99% of the rest of the time.", "This will increase the amount of spam, scams, clickbait, and misleading videos. Those dislikes serve as a useful tool for those using youtube as a information engine and not just for entertainment\n\nThe dislike signal is helpful for information, that is why so many times I search for something I look on reddit or youtube because I don't need an answer to a fact (for which google is great), I need a guide or high quality resource as vetted by other people.\n\nIf youtube was only for entertainment I could totally see removing it but for me at least it has been far more than that. I worry this will make it harder to find high quality resources and YouTube will just become more overtaken by spam (or at least harder to ignore it). I understand there are downsides (can be subject to brigades) but those occasional blips are far more preferable to having to dig through mass spam/clickbait etc.", "The only reason why they are getting rid of dislikes is because corporations don't like it when they do shitty things and their videos get disliked.", "Let's have some fun, what could we replace the dislike button with? \nEye roll Emoji?", "That's the point. By removing them, you now have to watch videos to see if they're garbage or not, which bumps their ad revenue figures.", "So… “views” minus “likes” is the new formula for low self esteem?", "I’m glad to see what I assume is people trying to get this post as close to 0 karma as possible.", "Dislikes also help engagement metrics, so if anything you'd be doing the opposite by going out of your way to dislike something.", "reddit moment", "A few years ago YouTube removed dislike counts from comments. I suspect the rest of the site will become like the comments section when they remove dislikes entirely.", "They were upset that rewind kept breaking the dislikes record", "God forbid somebody see a downvote or dislike and have their feelings hurt.", "Sounds good.", "I support and oppose a lot of things, but not strongly enough to pick up a pen.", "Biden received more \"votes\" than any president in history, and yet not a single video on the white house's youtube channel has more upvotes than downvotes.\n\nBut I doubt that concealing that trend (not just on the white house's channel, but lots of establishment channels) has anything to do with this decision.", "If they hide dislikes they should also hide likes. Level the playing field.", "Special like handicap special.", "I think YouTube wants you watching videos you enjoy, for retention reasons.", "Profit motive? If the video you see currently loading turns out to be a garbage video with a major dislike ratio, you may leave before the ads have time to load. Also, you may not stay on the site (maybe you went there just for the video only to leave). Sucks for the users but they get their ad views.", "Cancel culture is literally seeping into social media likes and dislikes. Remember when instagram hid likes and I think now you have to opt into it...so ridiculous. Coddling everyone.", "Yes but if you have to get through 3 or 4 other videos you MIGHT (probably won't) enjoy first, which have been carefully curated to make you at least curious were it not for the downvotes on them, they can get even more out of you.", "Anyone remember when YouTube had a star rating system? People tend to vote 5 or 1 so the switch to like and dislike actually made some sense even though people hated it. Maybe there's a good reason for this.", "Youtube doesn't want to be a place for obscure things or technical knowhow with 7 engagement votes. They want to be tiktok.", "Everyone on Twitter complained about it. The only people who like it were clickbaiters and advertisers. Apparently, user feedback doesn’t matter anymore.", "I would guess people review bombing large companies or the product they want to push.", "No.", "Wouldn't this lead to both of them concluding that Facebook is very conservative?\n\n\nEdit: nvm if they were both conservatives it would make sense.", "What about stuff that’s gets knee jerk mass dislikes cause it has something people don’t like. For example in video games or movies", "Correct, don’t know why you’re getting downvoted", "Dang you sound pretty triggered right now. Do you need a safe space?", "Nobody thinks like this", "Ok but do *you* get how it wasn't actually a controversial video?\n\nIt would be obtusely pedantic to look at that video, the votes to *that* video, and think \"oh man, there are about as many people that really like this video as there are that really hate it, must be pretty controversial!\"", "When has anything highly disliked on youtube been censored? Maybe it doesn't make the high positions on the suggestion algorithm but it's still there, linkable, sharable, etc.", "I voted for Biden and have never once liked a single video of his. Why? Because I couldn't give less of a shit about his youtube channel. I doubt I've ever even watched a video from that channel.\n\nHe's not a super popular guy among liberal democrats, and it doesn't surprise me in the least that he doesn't have strong support on social media.", "But garbage click bait gets the money", "I've decided I will click dislike on all videos from now on because of this", "I basically don't stray outside of the ~dozen people I watch.\n\nWhich sucks, big time. Small channels have essentially been ousted. The best thing about youtube was always just finding some guy posting things because they were genuinely interested.", "The creator can just disable it then. Having some sort of rating system is very nice to frekin have", "Addons and vanced will keep the dislike button visible", "> bots\n\nthis, it's easy for any nation or private enterprise with the money and intent to create hundreds of sock accounts on youtube to amplify disharmony and rile people up against each other. Very cheap, very effective.", "That's why they're doing it. To waste people's time looking at ads before realizing the video is clickbait.", "No dislikes = participation awards. \n\nThey're dumb and make society dumber.", "YouTube needs to pick something in the middle. If one of the primary reasons to do this is to stop users from mass disliking a video, either implement some method to hide the count temporarily and show it again later, disable it then, or hide the count but leave the like/dislike ratio bar.", "It's almost as if a lot of people voted *against* Trump, and not *for* Biden.", "Well, one of the worst since all their other terrible decisions. The platform is terrible for most content creators, never knowing if your video is just going to be claimed and all the profits go to someone else, whilst you struggle to resolve anything because customer service / appeals process only cares about the big channels.", "Back in my day you didn't even need RES for it. It's dumb af that they took it away, a comment with 100 upvotes and 99 downvotes appears the same as a newly posted comment.", "They want to be TV and will die just like TV. Small creators with really good content have a much much worse start up these days. This is because they heavily curate content that is trending so people on top end up winning more since they are the \"safe\" option.", "Just clicked the youtube link above and it shows the likes and dislikes. They are currently even @ 551,000.", "they did the same thing with comments. Now every garbage hot take can get attention.", "Well said. I believe you", "I'm predicting that people will now say whether they think a video is worth watching in the comments, leading to a lot more upset.", "It makes them popular, but that doesn't matter because it's only done for fun.", "Nope. That is just an insane stupid conspiracy Reddit made up because they hate Amy Schumer.\n\nFirst. You don't develop such a monumental change to the platform and roll out to the masses is such a short amount of time.\n\nSecond. Netflix doesn't base its decision on \"will a comedian get their fellings hurt\". Amy Schumer's special wasn't even a blip when compared against Netflix overall budget for content.", "From now on I plan on downvoting every video I come across, regardless of what it is or whether ai like it. If YouTube wants to make their features and services useless, I can play that game, too.", "Ah dang, that’s why my girl was just telling me. We’ll have to gauge how good a video is by the ratio.", "Sadly, it's not the viewers who have balanced likes/dislikes. Youtube enforces the balance for this specific video.\n\nOr at least, that's what I read on the Internet.", "You will become trans and you will like it!", "What are you talking about? I just went and checked some leftie YT channels, like Vaush. Most of their videos are 90% upvoted.", "I agree. Either show all the gorey details or don’t show anything.", "This is one of the main reasons I used YouTube Vanced", "Someone has to right? I mean why else would downvote/dislikes get removed?", "I’m pretty sure YouTube did it for the sake of channels owned by giant companies who don’t want any bad press", "Makes sense. Hopefully users just start commenting “dislike” and this deluge of this comments will be indicator enough to avoid a turd video.", "This sounds like EA complained to Disney that the only reason BF2 failed at launch was because the trailer had been heavily downvoted and Disney decided that it would be easier to have YouTube remove the ability to dislike a video than it would be to compel EA to make a quality video game.", "We will now have to look at the views to like ratio. I wonder how long until an extension gets added that does just that.", "I mean like major news channels", "I'm sure this had nothing to do with users expressing their dissatisfaction with content that YouTube was trying to promote or had been paid to promote.", "omg, it IS almost time for another rewind, isn't it? I wonder if the decision will get reversed shortly after rewind is released", "i doubt it", "I still hated how they removed five star based rating system when they made their site into more like a Facebook.", "That doesn't explain Reddit though.", "When? It was 1-5.\n1. Blam this piece of crap!\n2. This makes poop look good\n3. I forget the rest.", "Well Reddit isn’t YouTube, don’t know what you mean", "don't forget how this covers all the shit politicians all over the world", "and politicians", "Shit, that's right. My bad. It's literally been more than a decade since I last used that site.", "The ratio is still visible because I can still see whether someone has positive or negative votes...\n\nSome subs have it disabled for an hour or two after commenting though, presumably to combat bots.", "Chrome is removing extensions", "Most definitely.", "That sucks! I don't think YouTube should get rid of dislikes at all.", "Oh, they deserve it. They ruined their own reputation by lying repeatedly. All of them.", "Likes dislikes all feedback", "General videos should have likes and dislikes, but news videos should have neither. I dunno about everywhere else but in Canada ALL news videos are mass disliked by right-wing and conspiracy nut jobs and they see it as a mark of success. example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5aYOXojph0", "I'd prefer they just stop touching stuff. A week or so ago they changed the behavior of 'show more' in the description. Now when you click it instead of expanding the text box it opens a new text box over on the side of the page that's really narrow and more annoying to read. And the best part is it still doesn't even show you more, there's a second 'show more' button inside the box you have to click.", "I remember when the \"Video Response\" bar was below videos.", "what in the brain worms are you on about", "Imagine how much better Facebook would be if it had dislikes", "Rewind was canceled in 2020 with no plans on returning.", "I mean, my original statement still applies to Reddit eliminating the ability to see downvotes.", "I upvoted when you already had many more upvotes than downvotes, I am not sorry.", "Vanced is incredible.", "Aiight bet. So now, a person will comment “Dislike” and people will like it. Humans will adapt. Always do. 🤙🏼", "But then how will we show that we don't like something haha", "But downvotes contributes to interaction metrics.\n\nSo the more something is downvotes the higher it gets promoted \n\nYou’re better to just leave it alone.", "The problem with this is not that videos about trans people won't get disliked enough.", "Very similar to how downvotes don't cue in to someone/something being flaso or incorrect.... hmmm....", "I originally wrote a long response giving a variety of reasons for why it's stupid to think votes on youtube are representative of how people vote for real, expecting that the videos are like 43% upvoted or something. But then I checked the very first video, the one of Biden's inauguration. 13% of the votes are likes. That video and probably others are being brigaded by lots of angry trump voters. Biden's approval rating has floated near (above and below) 50%.", "This is because everyone hated youtube rewind with a passion.", "Honestly this is what it looks like. Recently a lot of really shitty companies have had their videos downvote bombed, and then suddenly we hear that Youtube is removing dislikes. Really obvious really and their bullshit reasoning about being to \"protect creators\" just shows how dumb they think everyone is. This change isn't going to do anything for small creators, it is however going to stop big companies from getting embarrassed by having videos with 80-90% dislike ratios.", "Are...are you implying the white house youtube channel dislike ratio is a good measuring stick for how much support/votes a president has? That's honestly like, kinda stupid. No it's really stupid, like mental handicap stupid.", "It doesn't help that the interface is horrible, like if you have a 500 comment thread you can't even look at them, and people are replying to people earlier in the comment chain you can see, and some people use the @ while some people do not.\n\nAll I want to do is search through the comments for someone to mention what the music used in some video is :c", "Corporate execs that paid a whole lot for some garbage ad they made care a lot", "My android phone did everything in its power to prevent me from installing that app. lol", "being bad and hateable is what made friday popular", "Buuut disliking comments no longer does anything? If 50 people like a comment, and 1000 people dislike it, it will show 50 likes.", "It's funny you used that as an example instead of, ya know, Youtube. It had a 5-star rating system early on.", "It did, but very briefly. I went on Newgrounds after /u/RhinoRoundhouse corrected me, and they *still* have the same rating system.", "What? No it's not, where the fuck did you hear that? That would be unfathomably stupid of them.", "Elephant in the room: its the mainstream media's youtube channels. Doubly so if they're reporting on anything COVID related. I'd bet if you were to gain access to backchannels and confidential emails you'd probably find some executive trying to equate youtube dislikes with \"misinformation\".", "That's not the ratio that's just the total. 1000 could be +1000 -0 (100% positive) or +51000 -50000 (50% positive)", "I suppose, though that's all you really need. No one really looks at the ratio of thumbs on youtube, they just look if one's higher than the other.", "Not to be that guy, but wouldn't a more accurate embodiment of this video be to have zero likes and zero dislikes?", "Good lord there are some TERRIBLE vehicle and home repair/maintenance videos out there. Most DIY repair videos are basically r/restofthefuckingowl", "It’s exactly this. Especially when people dislike establishment media videos to the ground.", "You dodging dogshit click bait doesn't make YouTube more money. So any help with that has to go.", "I doubt it. Google is a big company without feelings. No way would they make such a major change for such an inconsequential reason.", "You can still dislike videos and the dislikes will be shown to the uploader. They will also still affect the algorithm. I suspect that they're just relying on the idea that a video with tons of dislikes will be less likely to be shown.", "Stop using facebook!", "It's the same in Australia, except almost all of the news media that shows up on our Youtube is by right wing conspiracy nut job channels. Thanks Murdoch you cunt.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCy8ZAW_hWk\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGl6rdPq6Jw", "I wonder if some whiny corporate asshole representative from [Coca Cola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2QZjUzWPMA&t=1s) or some other self obsessed big branded company just wrote complaint after complaint in to Youtube until they caved?", "I'd like to imagine it was some narcisist at [coca cola](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2QZjUzWPMA&t=1s) who was obsessed that their stupid advertisement didn't get good reception the way they wanted it to. They probably had a middle aged corporate executive call and complain and throw a fit for all we know, because the mean downvote button hurt their feelings or some such.", "simple answer: they should just have an option for big baby corporate executives to disable the dislike button for their stupid ass videos, no reason to ruin the feature for everyone else.", "Probably because of joe Biden", "It didn't make sense. Very few people every used anything but 1 and 5 star. Purely because, if you feel strongly enough to rate the video, you're either going to love it or hate it and you want your rating to have the maximum effect.", "Not implemented yet.", "I legit just want to find the thing I’m looking for in tutorial videos in games. I will take a one minute video that gets to the point over a 10 minute one where they talk nonsense for most of it.", "It's not, but they are changing them for the worse", "I’m talking about regular people who use the internet not rich assholes", "Unlike likes/dislikes, the creator of a channel can delete comments.", "Yeah, only if votes don’t matter at all.", "Sadly, Call of Duty has more pull with YouTube than mechanics showing you how to take out your wheel well to change a headlight on a new F150, god damn that was a pain in the dick and god bless the video I watched (I'd link it if I remembered what one it was).", "They're 100% doing this so they can say some bs like \"We're fighting negativity\" when in reality it's just hiding the problem from the public since creators will still see the dislikes.", "I wish. \n\nIt is also much easier to astroturf ANY idea.", "This is terrifying.", "The Neutrals are gonna drop a nuetreal bomb", "idiocracy wasn't supposed to be prophetic...", "It's a major upgrade for getting people to just continue mindlessly watching videos though. You can't tell instantly whether the video is going to be shit or not, and if you dont have ad block you just had to watch 15 seconds of ads to get here so you might as well finish it.. its gross. I'm so fuckin tired of every single thing I interact with trying to hijack my mind and manipulate me. Fuck advertising, fuck data collection, fuck all of this. It makes my brain feel acidic and I'm tired of it.", "And that will be their downfall. TikTok is TikTok.", "> I originally wrote a long response giving a variety of reasons\n\nNo, you really didn't. I don't know why you would bother lying about something so inconsequential. Do you do this often?\n\n> That video and probably others are being brigaded by lots of angry trump voters.\n\n...or ...**OR** maybe youtube just found a few boxes of downvotes late last night!\n\nThere's no reason to believe that the tendency of trump voters to \"brigade\" is different from that of biden voters. There's no reason to believe that this behavior has changed in the last year. And yet, it's easy to prove (by [taking repeated snapshots of the channel](https://archive.md/bh3uD)) that youtube is constantly manipulating the vote counts.\n\nThe more likely explanation is that consistent unpopularity of the videos reflects a real-world phenomenon. And that phenomenon is supported by other real-world examples, like [rally attendance](https://i.imgur.com/J1jqyCq.jpg), which was even [noticed by media outlets](https://i.imgur.com/OhThI3F.jpg).\n\nYou have to constantly contort yourself to explain things away. Have you ever considered that you're experiencing cognitive dissonance?", "> a lot\n\nHere you go buddy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word", "Holy crap I totally forgot that about reddit. When it was better.", "**[Weasel word](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weasel_word)** \n \n >A weasel word, or anonymous authority, is an informal term for words and phrases aimed at creating an impression that something specific and meaningful has been said, when in fact only a vague or ambiguous claim has been communicated. Examples include the phrases \"some people say\", \"most people think\", and \"researchers believe\". Using weasel words may allow one to later deny any specific meaning if the statement is challenged, because the statement was never specific in the first place. Weasel words can be a form of tergiversation and may be used in advertising, (popular) science, opinion pieces and political statements to mislead or disguise a biased view.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)", "The problem with that model though is that it attracts a certain element. Hate and bigotry for example.", "> Are...are you implying \n\nyes.\n\n> That's honestly like, kinda stupid. \n\nI'm sure if it was, you would explain why. *Not arguing your position* is honestly like, kinda stupid. No it's really stupid, like mental handicap stupid.", "Wow people actually care about what the front page shows? I've always just saw that as spam.", "See, the only logical response is for one guy in the comments to say \"OKAY, IF YOU ACTUALLY **DISLIKED** THE VIDEO, LIKE THIS COMMENT.\"", "Why would you use chrome or any chromium type browser in the first place?", "Hmm", "I downvoted, just to try to get this post neutral.", "Youtube is all about removing features. They removed rotate video, brighten/darken video, speed up/slowdown video, annotate, series numbering, autoadd to play list via tag title or description, songs over 30minutes for their royalty free music (They used to have as long as 3 hours and a whole bunch in the 2 hour range), crop as well as some more I am surely forgetting.\n\nI can see how the dislike button can be toxic but it can also be informative, unlike all the things above that were just useful but still got restricted for no reason. I know it's for no reason because you could still rotate videos with inspect element even when they switched from legacy studio to the current version. (They shut that down after they were informed about it, so now you can't)\n\nThey also rely on 3rd party companies to provided a service for things like bulk thumbnail changes or tag suggestions even though youtube easily could have implemented them in less than a day. I like youtube, I use it often, but they just suck when it comes to user accessibility, it should really have a better video editor and organization methods included as it's ya know the BIG company for this type of thing. Twitches Highlight feature is miles ahead of Youtubes TRIM feature, trim barely works if what you are trimming is over a minute, Oh I remembered one of the things I was forgetting above (They removed the \"Save as\" feature from trimming, so now it won't save a new video, it just overwrites your old one) and the blur feature is even worse. Add songs used to have a \"browse\" section where you could add your own music from your hard drive, the add music section also had a \"save as\" option to make a new video instead of overwrite your old one, TRIM also had this feature before it was removed. Out of 100 tries the blur feature might only work once and if you try to do multiple blurs (which is available) it crashes. So they kept features that don't work, but removed the ones that consistently did \"Rotate video\" worked 100% of the time. \n\nThey'll probably bring rewind back now that people can't down vote it.", "Mine is pretty well tuned to show me the latest relevant space and science/tech news from my preferred channels, as well as some interesting maker stuff. I always go into my history and delete any views of random trash videos to keep it clean.", "Yeah it’s gonna be like Twitter, if it has more comments than likes, it’s shit.", "Not if there are so many garbage videos that you just stop spending time on YouTube all-together.", "Also replying to comments is annoying, on reddit it brings you to the comment in the thread, on youtube it just bring you to the thread and you have to go through all their collapsed series to find who was talking to you based on where you think your comment was. I can't reply to someone in a video over 500 comments, they are just lost to the sands of time.", "I like the current setup. You get both likes and dislikes, or you get neither.\n\nIf they have it shut off, I already know to leave. Lol", "honestly if this happened 5 years ago i would care. youtube is old news. \n\nshit change but thats google for you.", "Thats fine they have enough soy commercials", "My point is you are an idiot", "Anything for the advertisers.", "Yea I agree, they're trying to be TikTok, Instagram, Twitch, Netflix, etc and all it is doing is alienating people who just wanted youtube.\n\nIt makes sense, for a while they weren't making money, and Google looks at all these other social media sites earning boatloads and thinks \"hey I have world class devs I can copy that! Google+ was just a fluke mistake\". Plus Google hates their userbase so they dgaf.", "Is there a hashtag we can all get behind to harass YouTube into hopefully backing out of this horrible decision? I was thinking of #dislikesareimportant and will be making tweets under that for the next few days if another # isnt suggested or doesnt take off.", "I miss the old Internet.", "Everyone has wondered what site will kill YouTube. \n\nIn time they will kill themselves. All the giants do eventually.", "I literally feel no need to upvote or downvote a youtube video ever again. Engagement removed. gg ya just played yoself", "The solution is clearly to post under every video a post saying \"I don't like this\" and count the upvotes", "YouTube is a great resource but they're turning ugly. We need to stop using YouTube to send them a message.", "No way they're removing dislikes. That is a terrible decision. How will I know if tutorials are an absolute waste of time? Will there be browser addons that address this?", "This is one of those internet protests I can get behind. It's such a dumb change that only makes the experience worse for users", "That sounds like a personal problem. YouTube recommendations are actually decent at surfacing good videos from mid size channels (depending on your niche anywhere from 10k to 100k subscribers). There are a lot of other issues with the recommendation algorithm but if you're looking to find smaller channels then it does a pretty good job.", "watch the video where YT explain why they are doing it, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxOuG8jMIgI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxOuG8jMIgI) here is my recap with quotes: So \"group of viewers target accounts to drive up the dislike count with coordinated dislike attacks\" so they coordinate themself, but if you hide the number, they magically stop coordinating and \"the data shows that there is a reduction of dislikes\", so \"the attackers\" stop \"attacking\", if they don't see the number. Do you think this make sense? Moreover he said that showing the dislike number is \"a big problem when half of YT mission is to give everyone a voice\" but that \"looking at the data we don't see a noticeable difference in viewership, whether users can see or not the dislikes count\". So it's a big problem to see the number, they gonna hide it, because if they show the number, there is no noticeable difference in viewership. This is a masterpiece of nonsense.", "Upvotes and downvotes are not disagree and agree buttons. It's what they're used for but that's not the point. It's post quality.\n\nSubreddits are discussions as a whole, upvotes mean the thread is worthwhile, and then comments in the threads are upvoted if they're worth the read.\n\nThat's how it should be, but it's not. It's agree/disagree and you'll see the dumbest stuff get upvoted and it's concerning that so many people agree with that idea.", "True, it's even in the reddit TOS that downvotes aren't disagree buttons.", "I'd go farther, downvotes reduce hyper flame-wars like you see in Twitter and Facebook. When there is ONLY positive (Likes/upvotes) engagement it insensitive everyone to run to their corners and be a dick to impress their core fans/base.", "If you want to see the logic end point go look at twitter. People do and say the most awful and upsetting things because that was gets like and retweets. The world would likely be a better place if twitter had a down-vote button.", "Don't forget horrible political trash.", "they literally do, you can hide likes and dislikes already. But i suppose thats not enough, just ruin the feature entirely", "Oh no, this illiterate goon has a thought....", "I like it, but holy hell does it eat power.", "Every video I've seen that's massively downvoted also had comments disabled", "Im sure Blizzard wasn't happy when their P2W mobile mmo was youtube bombed", "And to drive people away from your service. If I can't find quality media I'm not coming back. Heck YouTube used to suggest related videos and I could go down rabbit holes for hours about obscure subjects when I had to get up for class in 2 hours but now they're like, hey would you also like to watch this completely unrelated thing?", ">Illiterate\n\nLmao", "Someone should make a browser extension so that when you click the dislike button it leaves a comment saying \"dislike\".", "You really have to dig now. From the video there is the analytics button then you have to click about 3 more times to see your dislike count. It's not like you can just see a list of your videos with their likes and dislikes.", "It's why they're doing it, there are brands who use YouTube who don't want people to avoid their videos because they know the dislike ratio", "WE'VE RESTORED BALANCED TO THE WORLD AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY US", "YOU get a Participation Trophy! YOU get a Participation Trophy! YOU get a Participation Trophy!", "Should we trust Youtube, your neutralness?\n\n*All I know is my gut says maybe.*", "No, they did it around that time. It was right before the explosion of Netflix Originals. I'll leave it to everyone to decide whether a single comedian or Netflix billion dollar investment was more important to them.", "I have no strong feelings one way or the other. I always skipped it.", "If that is the case let’s continue it here, with a neutral 0", "We can comment Dislike and give likes to that comment.", "I did my part while there was still time:\n\n[https://i.imgur.com/Wd7C0SA.png](https://i.imgur.com/Wd7C0SA.png)", "Removing downvotes increases the echo chamber effect that makes something look popular, accepted and common. Without the dislikes there is no way to tell what is actually general quality.", "Reply Girl fixed that.", "I don't agree. The algorithm mostly recommend things that are related and relevant to what I watch, but little of that are from smaller channels.\n\nThe few videos that isn't related to what I watch are mostly from large channels from my own country, and it's the most generic mainstream drama garbage you can think of.\n\nI almost never watch anything that's in my own language, as usually that means they've tried and failed to go international. So the content is usually shit.", "Online platforms feel a lot different when someone has to reply to you and deconstruct their post if they feel like you are an idiot. I still use a few forums for very specific video games and it feels super nice that people actually quote and have conversations even if they are angry.\n\nWhen you find someone saying some bs your mind goes \"oh, I wonder who and how they countered this person's arguments\", then you keep scrolling and you find out. The system works. We had platforms without voting systems before.\n\nMy only worry for youtube will be tutorials and educational videos, because the owner of the video can delete comments so you will never be able to trust what people say. The owner can even deliberately leave a few negative comments to make failure rate seems realistic.", "What's the point of liking a video if you can't also dislike? It's like only being able to vote one way - kinda meaningless. I remember the days when you could actually rate YouTube videos 1-5 stars...", "I will for sure accidentally see more misinformation and propaganda from now.", "At the very least, it will be retired at a perfect balance.", "...like the awful coca cola ad?", "Or the [kardashian pepsi ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8pwoNWseM)...", "The problem is the uploader can delete people's comments.", "Lmao what the fuck is that ad.\n\nAre they implying a gaming tournament is somehow divisive just because there's teams? Are fucking sports divisive?", "Fuck that! Any app that doesn't have dislikes is worse off. How can we tell apart which videos are helpful? Also it's fucking censorship! Nobody should be shielded from criticism. If you want a safe space on your platform, just moderate better.", "Yes, we have to do that.", "Remember when the recommended video section actually was based on similiar videos and topics as the one you had already watched? And it made sense.\n\nThen it was changed for the worse to just show you videos you had already watched before, or similiar videos from creators you had watched before.\n\nJust made shit worse. Like most changes YT has undergone the last 10 years.", "It's an upgrade if you're the one getting more ad revenue by keeping your frustrated users on videos longer...", "Is there still seriously no good alternative to Youtube? I know they basically own the world in hosting and services so it's hard to beat, but come on. It's been 15 years already. They keep doing dumb shit like this that kick smaller creators to the curb.\n\nCan nobody compete with them?", "Yeah, they would have done something about it immediately after Rewind 2018 if they actually were bothered by that.", "This is it right here. The ratios on some videos lately have been very telling of the public's confidence in media.", "My youtube pretty much exclusively reccommends about 8 channels.", "I feel like this is legitimately a terrible idea, without seeing dislikes or the ratio of likes to dislikes people can go into videos without having any idea how “off” they are.", "TIL youtube is removing dislikes. This gives me participation trophy vibes.", "Obviously someone working at YouTube got their video disliked and wouldn't stop crying about it.", "Couldn’t you just use the number of likes to confirm the best?", "It's the snowflake mentality where nothing but 100% positivity is acceptable. A balance is needed.", "Oof that's bad, and I normally like Coke's \"unity\" commercials.", "I was able to get a screenshot before they turned it off.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/FIgXX9I", "the real winners will be google and their advertising revenue..\n\nevery change on YT since google bought them has been anti users.", "It has what plants crave", "If YouTube can fix the view counter of that one [Numberphile video](https://youtu.be/oIkhgagvrjI), surely they can leave the dislike counter for this video.", "For comments it make sense imo but for Videos mhhh its to important Feedback to hide.", "It's pretty much up to the community to decide how they want it to work. You can't control that. Its in the TOS so theyre going to start kicking people off the platform if they vote with the wrong intention?", "> Finding vehicle specific videos are often tough, and at least half are some idiot that doesn't have a clue what he is doing. \n\n100% this. It was the easy \"this is garbage advice\" meter.", "At least Biden's videos won't have 700k public dislikes now, thanks YouTube... there's definitely no way to tell how unpopular Biden is now", "Implying that masses agreeing with you means you aren't saying some dumb shit. Look in a mirror before you make a commentary on social media stupidity.", "It was 0-5. There was always a hidden button left of the stars that allowed you to give things a 0 score. \n\nThey changed it at some point, and now you can see the button.", "People should just write the word 'dislike'?", "What's next, no negative reviews on Amazon?", "Are there any real competitors to YouTube? I hate them more every day", "No, because 10likes/0dislikes can be an informative video, whereas a 240likes/4000dislikes video is always junk.", "YT seriously needs viable competition. Im so totally sick of them pulling this shit.", "Yeah, seriously, all I took away from this was that kid is a fucking dick who ruined the tournament. It also somehow seems to tell us all kinds of competition is bad. Like, it's not even a comment on gaming toxicity, as it shows literally none of that, just cheering crowds and the kid losing. \n\nSo, Coke, if competition is so bad, can we expect you to pull out of FIFA and by extension, Qatar 2022?", "Didnt they try that before and brought it back a few days later? I feel like I have seen this in the past. Maybe Im mistaken. Anyways it sucks.", "Yeah, I watched one like 5 years ago or something, I got the concept but it just wasn't for me, format and style wise, so I never looked at it again. It feels half the internet just loves to hate watch it.", "So you can use total views minus likes as an indicator", "what's vanced?", "YouTube Vanced. It's a side loaded app. No adds. Background play.", "Same with Netflix so the unfunny Amy Schumer wouldn't get offended.", "Just another reason to abandon the sinking ship that is YT\n\nit took them all of 2 seconds to become the dinosaur they once sought to supplant", "Hell no, there's no way to control that rule. Doesn't change the fact that it's misused as intended.", "I wonder if the removal has anything to do with them getting blasted on their Rewind video last year.", "Let’s just spam their twitter with “dislike”", "I think comments have always been this way, the downvote does nothing.", "Imagine watching ads on Youtube", "I don't think the average Youtube commenter is that bad these days. 10 years ago it was, but somehow the whole Google account integration - though annoying - seemed like it improved most people's behavior. I would *vastly* prefer a conversation in Youtube comments to one on Twitter.\n\nHowever, lately they've been really overrun with spam. It's really obvious to human eyes, but apparently it evades their detection bots. If that's what you meant then ignore my first paragraph because you're right on.", "I hate that commercial so much. Prime example of being completely disconnected from your target audience.", "I wonder what those girls are doing these days, onlyfans I guess.", "how else would they promote the garbage then?!", "yes", "I remember when YouTube had a 5 star rating system. You could have like custom backgrounds for your profile.", "I think this is to help their advertising. If you don't know a video is shit your going to watch at least part of it before deciding to go to the next one. Which, low and behold starts up a new ad. That one shit too? Here's another ad.", "You think it was Reddit that came up with that? Oh you have a lot of faith in this ship of fools.", "You're not wrong, but you've overestimating the foresight of the average board member that makes these kinds of decisions. They lose sight of a lot of things when someone claims a change could make them more money.", "EXACTLY", "What if it is a DIY video and has 5000 dislikes and 5000 likes? The DIY instructions may be wrong/dangerous/difficult and you wouldn't know until you comment crawled. \n\n​\n\nMan, this is not a good idea. Dislikes are incredibly important for game hints, DIY, cooking, automotive, etc. Hide it on opinion, art, etc if you want but man, leave it where we need it.", "Through the Vanced manager? It was pretty seamless for me. Was there some issue with pre-installed phone brand stuff?", "Not always, they definitely counted back when you had two highlighted comments at the top.", "Sounds like some companies are getting but hurt after their announcement videos get mass dislikes for their shit announcements. Gods forbid they should be aware of our disapproval.", "I know right?", "As if social media hadn't already warped our world views lol", "YouTube will finally get a rest from manipulating Biden and White House video’s dislike ratio lol", "ugh, this totally. I'm not going to waste my time with a 20 minute long coding or automotive repair video if the like ratio is garbage.", "Didn't YouTube used to show video ratings before you actually clicked on them?", "unless the video is marked kid friendly which means comments will be blocked", "Not sure why I said \"always\" really, you're right.\n\nI just meant that it wasn't a recent change.", "Exactly. Clickbait encourages engagement with the site. Not looking at clickbait, doesn't.\n\nYoutube just wants your focus, it doesn't care what service it's offering to get that or the quality of said service.", "It won't stop 100% of the attacks, but I foresee that it will make the attack rate go down by a sensible measure.\n\nWith public dislikes, an attack means that one guy's videos are publicly marked as pariah in front of everyone, and it also incentivizes the peanut gallery to add their own downvotes to keep the momentum going. That phenomenon is pretty much standard fare on Reddit, where a comment that is initially downvoted is much more likely to get downvoted to oblivion by random viewers seeing the negative number and piling up onto it, regardless or whether the downvotes are deserved or not.\n\nWith private downvotes, then the only thing that happens is that the video's less likely to get picked up and recommended by the algorithm (I guess...?) Meanwhile, someone who is indifferent to the video doesn't get tempted into clicking the dislike button simply because a bunch of other people did.", "Nah, the algorithm is pretty shit. Constantly recommending me videos I have already watched, sometimes videos I have watched that day get recommended again.\n\nEvery once in a while it drops a golden nugget small channel like High Boi or Bluejay. However, when it does show me small channels like that it's terrible at notifying me when they upload, I usually have to join a discord or something to get useful updates.", "That's not a real place.", "This is not a good move for youtube. This was a major problem with Facebook. If someone says something bad/dumb/hateful people need to be able to downvote it. Otherwise there is a confirmation bias based on upvotes/likes. Youtube is basically taking that power from viewers and claiming sole right to moderate content. This will end badly.", "The balance has been lost, we are DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEDDDDDDD", "Decided to do a google search, and Youtube 2018 and 2019 rewinds are top ten, the rest are basically nursery rhymes, holy shit do people hate nursery rhymes. The rest of the top 50 is expected stuff, shit Call of Duty announcements and to end the list the trailer for the pedo bait movie Cuties.\n\nRemoving the dislikes is a bit of a stupid move, are they upset that its hurting someone's feelings? What's the logic with this move?", "100%", ">Can nobody compete with them?\n\nShort answer: no.\n\nLong answer: any person or corporation who wakes up one fine morning and decides to invent a direct competitor to YouTube, will be basically fighting against a god impersonated. YouTube is an extremely well-established brand name that belongs to a corporation with a functionally unlimited amount of resources. Anyone going against that, right now, is starting with less than nothing. People in general are indifferent to YouTube and how it's managed. They just want to see videos, and if a creator leaves the platform, they will not even give one single fraction of a fuck. Convincing an average viewer to let go of YouTube and start watching videos elsewhere is a herculean task to say the least.\n\nThis all means that competing against YouTube is an adventure that is largely doomed to failure. YouTube itself has far, far too much momentum. People often say that YouTube will eventually kill itself, but the actual outcome (should that even happen) will be that the GAFAs of the world will make their own crappy video hosting service as some way to help themselves to the scraps if they find out YouTube somehow screwed up so bad that they alienated their entire userbase. I don't think this has happened yet, and I don't think this will happen at all. YouTube is here to stay.\n\nCompetition might have been possible in the early days of video sharing. But now? Forget it. The required infrastructure is far too extensive and expensive. Anyone wanting to be a serious competitor will need to sink tens of millions of dollars into simply getting a server park and a storage solution online. In short: *The game is already over, and YouTube won a long time ago.*\n\nIn my eyes, the most \"worthy\" competitor to YouTube is Vimeo. Vimeo has some amount of branding, and a few links go to that website. The player works fine I guess, and the videos are of good quality. It's viewer-friendly for the most part... but it's *not* creator friendly. In fact, it's not friendly to small creators at all.\n\nSuppose I wanna produce videos. First of all, I have to pay to upload anything whatsoever on Vimeo. Already, that's a deal-breaker for a huge number of people. Next, even after paying, there's a restriction on upload size, and on amount of data that can be uploaded in a week, and a year. This doesn't really affect the common of mortals, but then again, the common of mortals have already disengaged because they want to upload shit hassle-free.\n\nMeanwhile, YouTube will happily take everything I throw at it, no questions asked. I can just shove a 2GB+ video online and have it popped up and ready in HD ten minutes later, done deal, super simple. And I didn't pay a cent for that.", "Res with comment karma too", "I'll be here waiting for Pornhub to build a branch for normal videos.", "Dislikes are extremely useful on videos. It's also a great way to actually have honest feedback about horrible content. If you remove the option to react negatively to bad content, likes lose any purpose at all.", "There's also a lot of politics and backroom bullshit that happens when it comes to who youtube brings, and when and how much airtime they get in it. It generates a lot of \"Why isn't my favorite creator in this\" too so overall not all that weird that it is disliked.\n\nJust an opportunity for youtube to officially make indirect statements, intentionally or not. Not really ever gonna go well imo.\n\n\niirc they've even had people come to recording who basically got cut out because they were a small face for a frame in the official version despite participating in other skits", "\"And the next step to fixing your stalling lawn mower is giving the carburetor a quick cleaning, here-....Sorry about that, my camera died, anyways, a quick recap is I took the carburetor apart, soaked it in some cleaner for an hour and put it back together, anyways, lets put it back on\"", "All I know is my gut says “maybe.”", "Pretty sure the viewers haven't done it, it's just a youtube behind the scenes fuckery thing.\n\nThat video has never once been slightly off balance and I refuse to believe people on the internet could be that coordinated and not have people fucking it up.", "This will only move the dislikes to a comment. Someone will say something like: 'Like this comment if you think this video is utter shit.'\n\nIf a video doesn't have comments, assume the video is shit.", "Fuck me how many things that I like do I need to stop using at this point because people eventually ruin everything?\n\nWhatever i'll just go to twitch now.", "Turns out it's a lot more mainstream to be transphobic than trans.", "All I know is my gut says maybe", "They are doing it because people downvote their sponsored content to shit as well as all the MSM Covid coverage.", "Lmao. The like and dislike count for this video is 555k for each. Hilarious.", "Tell my wife hello", "Yeah but that's reasonably easy to identify still. Comments disabled = the video is pure cancer", "Doesn't have the same effect-- likes can be inflated by sockpuppets, bots, etc.\n\nShowing both likes and dislikes remains important because they're individual-driven-- no matter ho much anyone tries to inflate either number, those 50000 votes made by real people aren't just going to disappear.", "Tell my wife I said hello", "If there was brigading and they could tell them they could just nuke those reviews and sanction the offenders. Steam does it. Imagine if steam turned off negative feedback", "Youtube is a bunch of fucking pussies. If you make a shit video you need to own it.", "I don't see any viable competition though. So that's a problem", "https://www.politifact.com/article/2021/jan/25/did-youtube-remove-dislikes-video-posted-biden-whi/", "I think it can sometimes make sense on Reddit.\n\nPeople have a habit of piggybacking depending on how many likes or dislikes a comment has.", "Didn't rotten tomatoes do the exact same thing because of captain marvel?", "Completely untrue", "Not the same. It will be marked with the \"controversial\" dagger.", "Every change youtube has made since like 2008 has been a downgrade", "> Did YouTube remove ‘dislikes’ from a video\n\n> from a video\n\n#A video\n\nA single video. You linked me to a politifact \"fact check\" about a claim about **a single video**.\n\nI linked you to a site that tracked the upvote/downvote count on **every** video, and found a pattern of adjustments.\n\nAnd that's not even touching on the history of disingenuous \"fact checks\" by Politifact. I have many examples like [this one](https://i.imgur.com/GQsGg6P.jpg)", "Like what? Has always been quite simple on my Pixels.", "Fuck, I love Brawndo.", ">Youtube never cared for the small creator.\n\nThey did before their creators sold out.", "I also sponsor block. Ain't nobody got time for someone shamelessly hawking a corporation's shit.", "Lol, thanks for the laugh, good buddy.", "It's especially good for the fake fan trailer bullshit trying to pretend to be real trailers", "###Bring back the star system.", "cringe", "Going the way of Facebook", "They are *actually* getting rid of dislikes? Probably because they got tired looking at the dislikes people give their own videos... but on the other hand it's just gonna be like back then with the out-of-5-stars-system. Good video, many likes, bad video, few likes", "Is that what you were aiming for? Being cringe? I thought you were aiming for irony? Being a cunt and talking about self-reflection at the same time.", "Nearly every move by such a company is a downgrade to the user experience.", "People still piggy back, but now we've lost the information of whether other people agree with us or not.\n\n10 down means ten people thought you were wrong.\n\n90 up/100 down means half the people agreed with you. \n\nHiding the downvotes magnifies brigading, it doesn't reduce it.", "If it's 50 50 you get a controversial tag anyway though no?", "It's to protect corporate propaganda. It's just one phase in the attempt to lessen user input and bring about corporate authoritarianism.", "Over the almost 15 years I've used Youtube, I can count on one hand the good features they added. Mainly better resolution, framerate and QoL things like the watch later playlist.\n\nOtherwise, pretty much every single change they have made has been for the worse. First removing the stars for a generic like/dislikes. Google+ integration that doxxed millions of people by posting content under their real names. The adpocalypse. Countless changes to the subscription box that causes videos to not show up. An awful recommendation algorithm that drives people directly into echo chambers. Youtube shorts that are mostly garbage content and also completely broke the aforementioned algorithm (again). Hiding comments on mobile by default. Unskippable double ads (thank god for Vanced and Adblock on PC). The removal of dislikes is probably the worst change since the adpocalypse. This will have lasting consequences and Youtube is ultimately going to turn into yet another useless social media platform like facebook or instagram, when it could be *so much* more.", "A thumbs down is literally bullying. /s", "Ah yes, the ole \"we like everyone for who they are and we love humanity but we don't want your opinions on ANYTHING\" fix", "Its so funny seeing people talk about right wing 'nutjobs' \n\nKeep being fed lies and live in your fantasy world of mental illness and imagination", "Ask someone from the LGBT+ community what happens when a hate brigade finds their video(s).", "You actually don't have to disable the comments. The OP on YouTube can remove individual comments.", "That explains a lot actually. But at least is it's coke commercial levels of bad that turns into a full-time job", "Literally one of the strategies for becoming a content creator is to become an encyclopedia for a game, possibly becoming THE person for the game. The best time to start is when a new game releases", "People generally don't look at the number of dislikes, it's the ratio of likes to dislikes. You can use the same bots to basically wash out dislikes until the video is 90% liked, then those dislikes aren't that big of a deal.", "Yes and that yould be way worse for the mental health of the creators which they are saying they want to help with this change.", "Yep, on Steam you would be wasting your money and now on YouTube you'll be wasting your time.", "Not all of the time though, there are some education videos I have watched that were helpful but had their comments in the video disabled.", "Youtube advanced but no ads", "Project much?", "I've seen a comment else where that read\n\n>>There is a video on YouTube in which YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki received the Free Expression Award (which were sponsored by YouTube).\nAt the time of the check I just did, that video currently has 227 upvotes and over 56,000 downvotes, making it the worst ratio’ed video on YouTube I have ever seen.\n\n>>That incident may have played a role in this decision.\n\n>For reference after they remove the downvote count: https://imgur.com/a/A0J0yKG", "Okay, controversy about the idea of hiding dislikes aside, let's address the underlying premise:\n\nIf at any point in time you have ever thought that the vote count on that post has not 100% been maintained neutral by YouTube itself, then I have a bridge to sell you.", "Even so, 4chan has better and more intellectual taste in movies, history, music and literature than anything I have seen on reddit. When you cant downvote or upvote anything, some really interesting topics get seen. On /tv/, for example, most of the posts are stupid shit about female feet, but the film threads where people are discussing movies have some of the most auteur taste in films with discussions and memes about russian movies from the 1930's. \n\nIt's actually incredible that the same posters who constantly call John Boyega the n word can recognize a 60 year old movie by a single frame. The best movies I have ever seen have been recommended to me by some poster with a reaction pepe that has a gun in its mouth.\n\nSame thing with music, history and literature. Even the paranormal boards and diy and outdoors are better and more in detail than what you can find on reddit. I think reddit fails in this regard because people have a tendency to upvote things they know, while 4chan forces you to read something that you don't.", "The dislike button has always been a good way to gauge if a video is bullshit. Like if I want to watch a tutorial, then if there are lots of dislikes, then I don't have to waste my time with that video.", "What.. are you even talking about? This isnt about that video.", "More like the \"we dont want the corporations yelling as us for their shitty announcement videos that get disliked into oblivion because they dont want any negative feed back, even if it would do them some good, so they are paying us to no longer show dislikes\"... fix.", "They arent getting *rid* of them, they are hiding the numbers from public view. Only the video channel can see the dislikes on its videos. \n\nThey just dont want people to point out the like/dislike ratio and making it super obvious to more people how hated that video is (ie usually corporate announcements, like Nintendo's very costly online expansion pack or any shit announcement from EA where they try to cover up or patronize some bullshit they've been spewing like \"Surprise mechanics\").", "> What.. are you even talking about? This isnt about that video.\n\nWe're in a comment section about the \"Neutral Response\" video. \n\nWhat are *you* talking about?", "To me, it seems like the video is in response to Youtube announcement to hiding dislikes. The video itself has little to do with the announcement.", "The video has been up for years; it's not in response to anything.\n\nAnd that's why I explicitly said I was addressing the video itself.", "The true victim in all of this.", "lol the video is a response to everything. Anytime someone wanted to post a 'meme' about how they dont care one way or the other, its posted. \n\ndont take it so literately.", "How'd you get so many downvotes? The only one on mine is you. LOL", "2 is so many? It was a dead thread bro. It's funny how right wing nut bars are always over the top exaggerating while accusing others of living in a fantasy. LOL!!! \n\nYou play WoW because games of skill and too much for you btw.", "only one of us cared enough to look at post history. no comin back from that LOL\n\ngg ez", "Yeah man you're living rent free in my head bro, it's funny how dumb people all sound the same these days.", "it's been 12 days and it's still here.", "make my search history your home page since you care so much about me", "there's extensions to see dislikes, you can still keep it alive.", "Youtube ended it, but it is still possible, using the Return Youtube Dislike extension it is possible to see the likes and dislikes. It is still possible to keep balanced." ]
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For 12 years, viewers of The Neutral Response have balanced likes/dislikes. Today, YouTube announced they are hiding dislikes forever. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
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[ "Great white still plays, he'll be fine.", "No, just like every other wealthy person.", "Thanks, assuming you're a lawyer too?", "Thanks, assuming you're a lawyer too?" ]
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[ "Directed by Martin Scorsese", "Wow, I learned something today!", "The door gliding was the best part.", "Damn man I thought this was Tarantino.", "It hits home", "The IT Crowd did it better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZZx1xmAzg", "And audio mixing from Christopher Nolan", "*spit take*", "This is amazing", "You wouldn't download a car...", "But not the stapler gun?", "What does the guy say when he jumps in? I legitimately hear \"BRAHH ROH BWAA WAA!\"", "I always felt dirty downloading music without paying for it. When it became possible to pay per song, I never stole tunes again.", "It has been 13 years and I still have no idea.", "Thats great when you arent broke as fuck. Related, I recorded music off the radio as a kid and made my own mix tapes.\n\nWhats the difference?", "Yes, yes I would. When replicators come out, everything changes.", "I made a direct copy of something I wasn't going to buy", "Well he didn't shoot any staples." ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfggJ7el4Y
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[ "Thanks for sharing", "So dude gets lied to and invades a country and gets hurt and his government fucks him over a rich dudes say fuck you I can’t pay taxes because reasons and then we say wow, so inspiring. \n\nSad", "I don't understand the \"Thank you for your service\" meat grinder mentality that is the in States. They induct these kids throw them into these doomed situation to support corporate greed and then stand by as they're murdered or arguably worse they survive only to develop ptsd, cancer or drug abuse problems - stuck in a living hell. Somehow they're still <<So proud!>> and they say \"God Bless our veterans because we sure as hell won't\".\n\nThere is a special place in hell for the elderly chicken hawks in the US right alongside prosperity gospel televangelists.", "Glad I didn't have to say it. But the system is clearly fucked up, inventing wars for profit and sending kids out there to carry everything out. Please stop romanticizing wars and stay the hell out of the military.", "eh, fuck the military", "Fuck you, ungrateful little shit.", "fun fact: Gary Sinise plays Lieutenant Dan in forrest gump", "An American fairytale...", "I clicked through the video to find the point where Lietenant Dan makes an ass of himself by giving a soldier [*House*](https://www.amazon.com/House-M-D-Complete-Collection-Laurie/dp/B008M7OGWQ/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=) but now I realize OP means ~~House~~ *A house*", "Sinise started that nonprofit, which also benefits first responders, after he starred in Forrest Gump. He received a lot of positive feedback for what he accomplished with the Lieutenant Dan character, and that led him to create [The Gary Sinese Foundation](https://www.garysinisefoundation.org/mission/).", "Our vets aren't treated well at all, you got that correct for sure. Yet kinda weird that here is a positive video and charitable thing that Gary Sinise is known for and does and you are just in here shitting it up with some negativity.\n\nHonestly, its just a formality and being nice. You already said that you know vets go through hell and are treated like shit and then question why people thank them for their service or are nice to them.\n\nIt's pretty split 50/50. Half of the vets I know dont give a shit about it and think its cringe if someone says that and the other half are grateful. \n\nNot everyone who enlists is a grunt btw. The majority are all behind the scenes as logistics, cooks, nurses, drivers, etc.\n\nEven funnier, is that even though you live in Americas hat, no one would ever fuck with, invade, or go to war with Canada simply because it's proximity and alliance with the US.", "Hey. Full stop for a half second here. \n\nLt. Dan is a god damn saint.\n\nThat's all. Happy Veteran's day, and carry on.", "It's great that Gary is helping this one vet but the system is sick - for every one he helps how many others are suffering? It's like being excited you saved a child from the murder factory... Why do you have murder factories!!!?\n\nMore than anything I think the \"thank you for your service\" is hypocritical from a population that refuses to actually support veterans. Lip service is disgusting in general but there is something particularly revolting when it is given to those who have (and continue) to suffer so profoundly.\n\nIt is true that many service members don't see direct action but there is still mismanagement and risk for them. Recently there have been posts about the burn pits used in Iraq/Afghanistan - the insurance battles there are appaling.\n\nNo one would invade Canada simply because it's cold, a logistic pain in the ass to invade and they could just take over economically for less money. I think there is an unwritten rule that anyplace there is a Walmart can't be invaded. The proximity to the US is fine but you're a very sketchy pair of pants at times and Florida keeps flopping out making us all look like freaks.\n\nWith tomorrow being remembrance day I think of the song \"The Grave\" by Don McLean and just feel ashamed for what we've done to these kids. No amount of gratitude will bring them back.\n\nSorry this is a terrible rant. It's just really frustrating that the wicked thrive and the good suffer.", "I'll just grab my free meal from Applebee's tomorrow and be happy", "I think it's really just the one of the negative downsides and effects of being a superpower nation. We have a very large military and this is one of the cons that it produces a lot of vets who the VA doesn't take the best care of when it comes to mental and physical injuries. I'm not sure how China or Russia treats their vets but I'm sure it's not too far off from how the US does in terms of amount of vet suicides, poor care, etc.\n\nI grew up a military brat and on bases but didn't enlist myself so I've seen it from both the inside and out.\n\nI do wish we could implement universal healthcare here in the US and I do hope this will happen in my lifetime. I think that would help a lot.\n\nIn short, I dont think its possible to have a large military without these types of negative side effects at scale.\n\nFor comparison US has 2,233,050 active and reserve forces. Canada has 107,500. [source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_number_of_military_and_paramilitary_personnel)\n\nYou'll never have these types of problems in your country when combined with your healthcare system.", "You have something like 3x more % of your population in the military than us it seems. We can't afford new subs and buy second hand jets that never show up.\n\nI can't imagine Russia or China are better to their veterans. I know that the States can do better though.\n\nI really hope you guys get universal healthcare. All you have to do is put a 1-3% recurring wealth tax on Lorde Edge and friends.", "To be fair those kids murder more than they are murdered.", ">Honestly, its just a formality and being nice. \n\nPersonally I think \"thank you for your service\" should be reserved for firemen, nurses, teachers, doctors etc.", "Totally agree. I honestly cant believe teachers exist for the amount they get paid VS the amount of shit they have to put up with.", "If we're playing fair - the kids pull the trigger but someone else is pointing the guns.", "The people who get paid the least in the country do the most valuable work.", "We don't have a draft. They chose to enlist.", "idk plumbers can make 100k+ a year\n\nYou ever have a toilet in your house break or cause chaos?", "How about the people who work in old age homes, or kindergartens or child care facilities or people who clean industrial waste?", "Gary is a fucking national treasure. My best friend got royally fucked up in the 'Stan. Gary was a regular fixture at the hospital and rehab center. He's a genuine human being that really has love for our injured troops. The world's needs more people like Gary Sinise.", "Many would if you can't easily get proper health insurance.", "The comments in this thread so far speak to what the majority of reddit is as a demographic; bunch of ignorant comments about how they know more about what it's like to be a vet than the people in the video. Glad they've got it all figured out. Sideline activism about something they know shit about. \n\nGood on the guy for doing something good. It's more than the majority of reddit does from their far, far proximity to doing anything positive.", "Many people get health insurance without joining the military.\n\nBut yea let's put a decent health system together like they have in the rest of the world.", "Actually the U.S. does have a draft. Every 18 year old male is required to register for selective service.\n\nHowever the draft hasn't been implemented since I think Vietnam.\n\nI had to sign up for it when I wasn't a U.S. citizen at the time, but just a permanent resident. Then I did my mandatory Finnish military service training a year after I signed up for the U.S. draft lol.", "True but unpleasant working conditions, low status and low skill job.", "What comments? There are no comments like you describe.", ">Actually the U.S. does have a draft. Every 18 year old male is required to register for selective service.\n\nThat's not a draft. That's registration in case of a draft.\n\nNone of these people were drafted into the military against their will. They all enlisted because for one reason or another they wanted to join the military during a time of war.", "Apparently you don't need much skill to deliver incredible value to mankind.\n\nOTOH there is some programmer at facebook getting paid half a million a year to fuck up democracy and suck people into conspiracy theories.", "Many aren't even old enough to drink in your country yet they can go off to war. It's a little bizarre don't you think?\n\nDoes being able to buy and drink beer responsibly take more or less moral fortitude than a tour of duty? You say they made their choice in one column but your society is clearly saying they are not old enough to make a very basic choice in another.\n\nYou can choose to jump off a cliff but there are consequences associated with that. If you're not aware or capable of understanding those consequences... assessing those risks then it's a tragedy... Doubly so if someone you trust told you to jump and that you'd be fine.", "Look i'm pretty sure you didn't read what I wrote. But you quoted it, so I assumed you did. \n\nSelective service IS required for THE DRAFT.\n\nThe U.S. has a DRAFT, but it's not ACTIVE, but the SELECTIVE SERVICE, is MANDATORY.\n\nYour response made no sense really to what I wrote.", ">Selective service IS required for THE DRAFT.\n\nBut it's not a draft.\n\n>The U.S. has a DRAFT, but it's not ACTIVE, but the SELECTIVE SERVICE, is MANDATORY.\n\n\n\nno it's not a draft. It's registration for a potential draft.\n\nNone of these were drafted into the military. They went willingly.", ">Many aren't even old enough to drink in your country yet they can go off to war. It's a little bizarre don't you think?\n\nIt's a job. They get paid for it. Nothing bizarre about it at all.\n\nYou can be a bartender at 18 even though you can't drink.", "No shit. I said it's selective service. And I said that the US has a draft but it's not active.\n\nYour trying to tell me I said one thing when I actually said another.", "> And I said that the US has a draft but it's not active.\n\nIT'S NOT A DRAFT.", "you're a dumbass", "None of these people were forced into the military. They all chose to go. THERE IS NO DRAFT." ]
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Marine Loses Both Legs below Hips from IED, Gary Sinise Gives him House for free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc
/r/videos/comments/qr2fvr/brad_neelys_george_washington/
[ "Classic", "The entire thing is solid gold and I’ve loved it since the first time I saw it many years ago. My favorite line has to be “he once held an opponents wife’s hand- in a jar of acid”.", "[Here’s another one from the same dude.](https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg)\n\nHe also made [China, IL](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=China,_IL&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop) and, apparently, something called [Brad Neely's Harg Nallin' Sclopio Peepio](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Neely%27s_Harg_Nallin%27_Sclopio_Peepio).", "Cat People\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APrBdP0bBJM", "China Il was also gold!", "At a party!", "The \"choochoochoochoo\" as the schoolhouse goes off the cliff is GREAT.", "Shit, forgot about [these](https://youtu.be/a9GoWGnFzGA)!" ]
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Brad Neely's George Washington
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bs9Geo6U7yM&feature=share
/r/videos/comments/qr38ze/terry_crews_wants_you_to_work_at_amazon/
[ "Say it ain’t so, mofo.", "I like Mr. Crews, but he really stepped in it this time. I'm not sure who told him it would be good for his brand to support one of the worst companies of our times.", "Hopefully he at least got an absolutely massive paycheck to piss away much of the goodwill he earned like this.", "Terry...my boy...what have you done:(", "I guess everyone knows about work conditions at Amazon. There are so many reports. Terry Crews is just a little gear in their marketing machinery. Can‘t blame him, but his work ethics don‘t match mine.\nSo I‘d say fuck him and the last thing I bought from Amazon was probably in 2017. Still guilty in feeding the baby, but I guess not guilty in feeding the monster anymore…\n\nAbout mentioned reports:\nhttps://youtu.be/d9m7d07k22A\nhttps://youtu.be/kIoXLMyvLHo\nhttps://youtu.be/3-KMXng5Cp0\n…\n\nI wanna start a discussion about experiences at Amazon. What are yours?", "Money talks doesn't it. RIP Terry Crews and his reputation", "He’s also against face rape: https://youtu.be/RRcG626Ly8M", "They could have invested money to improve working conditions and for the benefit of the Amazon employee. \n\nInstead they spent millions on an ad, to have a well-known celebrity read a script, most likely written by HR, about how cool it is to work at Amazon.\nThis is the country I live in..", "Oh no Terry. Reddit hates Amazon so ur fucked now buddy.", "A forklift certified Terry.....there goes all the pussy in the world.", "I worked for a shit ton of companies who have the practice of using temps. Id be mad at Amazon if this wasn't how shit was before them. I dont feel bad for anyone who works for Amazon. Labor laws can change but wont. But im also American so no everyone reading this will understand.", "[He is also pro china](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrewsCrew/comments/ehfrqi/say_it_aint_so/). He just follows the money. No integrity.", "Integrity means sticking to what you believe in, he might have different beliefs than you. That doesn't mean he lack integrity. Just doesn't share your core values." ]
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TERRY CREWS WANTS YOU TO WORK AT AMAZON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZX_XCYokQo&t=29s
/r/videos/comments/qr396m/leonard_bernstein_brilliantly_illustrates_the/
[ "Glenn Gould was a remarkable artist. Thanks for this post, I have never seen it.", "Leonard is a master. Watching him swap effortlessly between explaining how dynamics work and performing it flawlessly without skipping a beat...made it look as easy as explaining how to cook scrambled eggs. Mind blowing skill.", "what a wonderful performance. thank you for sharing that.", "As a non-musician this was a great insight. Thanks for the post.", "Glenn is 28 years old here\n\nThe entire performance is a master class. See more here\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nx09pigZRI\n\nBernstein goes on to describe the next perfirmer's sheet music as the exact opposite... so much notation but still the same interprative conundrums.\n\nThen Stravinsky conducts his own composition. the firebird.\n\nThis is unrivaled tv broadcasting from a golden era.", "Bernstein is brilliant. Gould is brilliant. Bach is brilliant. The D minor concerto is brilliant. One of my favourite vids.", "That's what education does. It gives you new insight into stuff so you can develop a deeper appreciation for stuff you previously knew nothing about. But of course, making a TV show about fishing for tuna or some shit about a fake pawn shop is cheaper and gets just as much money from advertisers.", "Man. This reminds me of the time I practiced the piano with some very simple piece. Eventually I got it right, no mistakes, playing smoothly from start to finish. Felt really good.\n\nAnd then I made the mistake of looking up some random person on Youtube playing the same piece. Unfortunately, they were pretty good at it.\n\nThe piece sounded *completely* different. Same notes, same tempo, but somehow it sounded like a vastly different, vastly better piece of music than what I've been practicing. I was just playing the notes, but that person played the *music*.\n\nThat was one depressing day.", "Mountains sit in a line" ]
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Leonard Bernstein brilliantly illustrates the core difficulty of a concert performance
https://youtu.be/-glVLePrnPU
/r/videos/comments/qr39uk/hamilton_morris_made_his_own_pharmauasca_and/
[ "This is a cool animated series from Comedy Central called Tales From the Trip where they have comedians and other celebrities talk about the times they have tripped on psychedelics. This is one of the best ones ive seen. Hamilton Morris also has a really cool show on Vice that discusses psychadelics and other drugs called Hamiltons Pharmacopeia", "Omg thats so awesome!\n\nI like how the \"friend\" in the story looks like Terrence McKenna! Lol", "Man I wanted to do something similar for my trip and experience, but animation cost so much. Cool video" ]
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Hamilton Morris Made His Own “Pharmauasca” and Spoke In Tongues - Tales From The Trip
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qr3lvl/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qr3lvl/deleted_by_user/
[ "> Arguably the funniest sketch comedy routine of the early 2000s. \n\nWell, comedy sure is subjective.", "For early 2000s SNL? That's probably true. That era had reliably poor ratings for the show, and things didn't pick up again until they brought in new cast members around 2005 - Andy Samberg, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Fred Armisen.", "But redditors sure are predictable." ]
4
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[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCKOiR-gNb8
/r/videos/comments/qr3u1b/from_bill_burrs_new_clip_show_immoral_compass/
[ "Definitely going on my watch list!", "Enjoyed this - definitely gonna watch I freaking love ol billy back-over-your-cat", "Someone explain how this happens? Both videos are exactly the same.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/fedP7RV", "On roku! \n\nSo I guess im not watching it" ]
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From Bill Burr's new clip show: Immoral Compass Clip: I'll Take Your Car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m21OIqphQ0w
/r/videos/comments/qr4bgq/no_teacher_subs/
[ "Beautiful Voice", "I have the qualifications to be a substitute teacher, but would make less than I currently make. Which is $10/hour.", "Of course it’s on a ukulele.", "Yeah, I did subbing for a few months at one point to dip my toes into the teaching experience. The school systems do not understand or at least choose not to bend to how capitalism works.", "Be grateful, if this was the 90s and youtube existed it would be a recorder.", "Subs and teachers both need more money. Admins make 6 figures and all they do is bend the knee to parents and delegate their work to teachers.", "Can you explain how capitalism is involved with public service paid by township tax revenue?", "When you are a sub you are essentially a freelance worker in a gig economy with no allegiance anywhere and no guaranteed pay/benefits. So IMO if they want it to work smoothly they should pay what it's worth based on supply side economics that you would see play out in a healthy/fair economy. What I saw was never fair for anyone." ]
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No [teacher] Subs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoWom0CCRKM
/r/videos/comments/qr4juc/the_dentist_song_just_such_a_catchy_song_from/
[ "This will forever live on in my mind.", "Love this movie!!!", "love it. wish i could remember it to sing it every time i go to the dentist!!!!", "its so rad!!!", "Say Ahhhhh!", "This is like the only time I've ever seen Steve Martin without white hair.", "By the great Alan Menken! Most people don't realize how many of the tunes we remember from our childhood are thanks to him:\n\nThe Little Mermaid\n\nBeauty and the Beast\n\nAladdin\n\nPocahontas\n\nThe Hunchback of Notre Dame\n\nNewsies\n\nHercules\n\nTangled\n\nAll examples of his work!", "One of my favorites, the entire cast and the songs are amazing. Have you ever seen the original ending? \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/7RjFvcw6ToQ", "AHGGHLLGHGLLHH!!!!", "Don't forget Howard Ashman, he also helped created the songs in this. And the Disney movies up 'til Aladdin (died in 1991 of HIV/Aids)", "Pam and Gina!", "that fucking pov mouth shot", "The whole Murray scene...the one right after this song I think, just might be the best part of the movie", "Tisha Campbell is one of the most beautiful people on the planet!", "I thought he was Jim Carrey for a while there.", "I’m a fan of the “feed me” song\n\nhttps://youtu.be/GLjook1I0V4", "Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!", "And of course Bill Murray's visit to that office. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB7R0ZxNgC4", "The man who gave a mermaid her voice and a beast his soul.", "Looking forward to seeing Rick Moranis again! As a child of 80’s he was everywhere and then poof!", "Saaaaaay ahgghllghgllhh!!!!", "Was that Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) at the end?", " Newsies !!! Oh man. Now I gotta go watch it.", "This should be played at least once a day on every soft rock radio station, you know, the one that’s always playing at the dentist’s office.", "Steve Martin is funny as fuck. I always liked him, but the more I watch him, the more I see his physical comedy. Dude was / great.", "My dentist used to sing this while he was removing impacted wisdom teeth I had. He also would ask me, \"is it safe\"? Hilariously frightening", "I forgot how well choreographed this scene was too", "The part where he feeds Audrey to the plant is kind of horrible and beautiful. The rest of the original ending is hot garbage and they were right to change it.", "Don’t think it’s “hot garbage”, I actually prefer it…honestly. I fucking hate happy bullshit endings, for dumb small minded people.", "That whole movie is one of the best ever made in mu opinion.", "Martin's line \"I thrill when i drill a bicuspid/it's swell, though they tell me I'm maladjusted\" is far superior to whatever molar bullshit they say in the Broadway version.", "What a miserable and misanthropic view... have you considered a career in dentistry?", "this movie has a not so subtle message that is comparable to \"birth of a nation\" the movie of the kuklux klan. this movie which is a remake of an older one were the plant rapresented Communist in your neighborhood instead make the plant sound black", "\"oh, momma!\" \n\nbut i hate that drills sound. too many bad memories.", "We did Little Shop when I was in college and desperately wanted this part.\n\nI got the voice of the plant which was still uber cool but to this day I still think I'd of nailed this", "Candybar!", "I don't care that the ending was sad, but the whole plants take over the world thing was extremely poorly executed. If it was done better then I wouldn't hate it.", "There's a great bit in the new Netflix: The Movies that Made Us season. In the episode on Aliens, Sigourney Weaver talks about how she'd go over during filming to the Little Shop of Horrors set (which was next door) to commiserate with her buddy Rick Moranis about having to act with massive puppets. That would be a pair to have a few beers with!", "That's a trip, I've seen this movie a few times and this is the only ending I ever remember seeing. Had to go look up the theatrical ending. I'm a much bigger fan of the original dark ending than the happy theatrical one.", "i bet you rocked the plant role to!!!", "I get why that didn’t test well with viewers but man the budget they put into that original ending just to have to cut it.", "Tries to be him for Halloween this year, tough to pull together a good costume with the nitrous tanks and all.", "Hes not bad in \"Only Murders in the Building\" which came out recently.", "[Bill Murray going to see the dentist is my favorite part ](https://youtu.be/XB7R0ZxNgC4)", "He's great, Martin Short is great, and Selena Gomez is great at maintaining the same flat tone and facial expression throughout the entirety of the season", "If anything the plant in the original would have rapresented capitalism. But no. How you come up with this?", "Holy shit, that nurse is Miriam Margolyes as well. First time I've noticed that.", "Really want to see it on Broadway sometime", "i don't how it would represent capitalism at all. if anything the sucking blood give it away as a way of saying socialism take blood from you and give it to the \"needy\". the old movie had a scene cut in which the plant after eating seymour grow like king kong and start to destroy the city and he had a voiceover that explaine \"something like this could come to your town if you aren't aware\". (i didn't watch the movie but i read articles about this imagery and the ending amd i also saw the edited out version. i cannot find it now)\n\n\nin the new movie with moranis, c mon dude i don t want to start with the chorus when is clearly sended away by musnik in skidrow song but try to close your eyes and listen to the plan talk......tadaaa it sound totally black and with those giant red lips?? i think they toned down the color to not go to much eggplant but it is super clear. \n\nconsider i was watching an episode of John oliver were he talk about segregation in schools and he goes to explaine there is much more than that through gerrymandering in the very liberal new york than in the south as someone would think and i still remeber going \"this guy didn't get little shop of horrors that is why i am not surprised\"", "Oh my word, you’re actually full on serious. After a stretch like that you must also be very limber. I bed you’d love the old chestnut about the word “SEX” hidden on the surface of ritz crackers.", "so when the plant sing feed me Seymour you don't hear it is a black man voice ok. other than that you say capitalism and ritz cracker.", "It's voiced by a black singer. He wasnt the only person who auditioned for the role, he was cast on his merits not to make some secret point.\n\nYour point about the old movie having a scene \"in which the plant...grow like king kong\" is incorrect, which makes sens e because youve never seen it. That's the ending for the Rick Moranis one, and is a parody of 50s alarmism - not a secret message against african americans, a reference to old sci-fi movies. It was cut becuase audiences found it depressing, replaced with the ending where Seymour and Audrey live.\n\nThe plant doesnt have \"black\" lips, they're specifically modeled on the actress who plays Audrey, Ellen Greene. She is white. The point is that the plant is Audrey II, so they gave it Audrey lips.\n\nThe chorus is a reference to popular singers of the 60s. Its a Greek chorus, a literary tradition as old as ancient greece, but you dont say it's an attack on Greeks. They're named after famous groups of the era - the Ronettes, the Chiffons, and the Crystals. The lady who starts the song is also black - what's your interpretation of that?\n\nIt's the weakest interpretation Ive ever heard - \"Plant sounds black and is a bad guy, therefore the movie is a secret message against blacks!\" as though Frank Oz is famous for his racist dogwhistles. What is your interpretation of the Blues Brothers, another Frank Oz film in which 2 white men show reverence and respect for Black music culture and drive nazis off a bridge?\n\n>i didn't watch the movie but i read articles\n\nSeriously, what the fuck kind of articles are you reading? This is not smart analysis, this is hunting for problems where there are none. There are PLENTY of bad messages out there, far less hidden. But no, dont call those out, go hunting for thrilling secrets where they dont exist?\n\nWilson Bryan Key wrote a book called Subliminal Seduction in the 70s which claimed, among other things, that the surface of Ritz crackers spelled out the word SEX to....to what? Sell more crackers? There are MUCH easier ways to market crackers. It is STUPID. It's not real. It's like saying the earth is flat because you cant see the curve from the ground - it's just bad science. Calling Little SHop of Horrors an attack on Black people is bad science, it's a weak theory supported by nothing but bad, inconsistent interpretation. Dont be a fool.", ">i don't how it would represent capitalism at all.\n\nIdiot. It's so obvious: the plant makes Seymour rich and famous, but he must kill to support his success just like capitalism killing the proletariat for a profit. His name is SEYMOUR = SELL MORE. Come on, it's so obvious.", "the plant has in my opinion black lips and sing in a black voice. the song and the motive is that if you start to give blood the plant will grow and you will become weaker and i found it anti socialist. i understand what a chorus is and i know the ronettes of course.", "1 fuck you\n\n2 i see the opposite first is the blood then it want more and it consume you like socialist politics toward those minorities that the plant evidently rapresent cause it is clearly a black voice.\n\nseymour sell more is more of a stretch that the plant being black for sure\n\nagain go suck a dick and have a nice day", "\"Non mi interessa! Ho letto un articolo. Preferisco la logica folle!\"\n\nYour opinion doesnt change the fact that its [her lips.](https://www.theatermania.com/dyn/photos/theatermania/v1finw1200x0y0w1200h1228/ellen-greene-as-audrey-in-the-film-version-of-little-shop-99324.jpg) Your opinion is actively, objectively irrelevant.", ">seymour sell more is more of a stretch\n\nWhat determines a stretch for you? How do you pick and choose? \n\n>rapresent \n\nI appreciate you trying, I honestly do. Anche il mio italiano non è buono, but the important thing is that we try. \n\nIt's REPresent. Now interpret that in some crazy way.", "you went on my history to see that i m italian over a musical\n\ni went on yours and now i kind of get it\n\n\ngo choke on a dick until your nose 🩸 😂😂", "Piccolo triste puttana. I tuoi parenti morti pensano che tu sia ritardato.", "😂😂😂" ]
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the dentist song. just such a catchy song from 1986's little shop of horrors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KlgzdvPFnk
/r/videos/comments/qr6csy/the_absolute_in_mind_blowing_experiences_for/
[ "Warp speed activate!", "[We have all been there!](https://c.tenor.com/flSXQtq7CjQAAAAC/turtle-slowdown.gif)", "He's gone to plad!", "This is probably what it must have felt like the very first time in history someone tried riding a horse or drive a car or take off on a plane. That Sloth at such a short moment in time, has experienced horizontal travel no other sloths has experienced ever before. Amazing", "\"Woah dude\"", "Me on mondays", "How have sloths survived so long? You would think such a slow animal would have been eaten extinct pretty quickly.", "They hang out.", "\"Why were you so late??\"\n\n\"Humans took me on a 3 day detour :(.\"", "Moving that slowly is natural camo, and by being the biggest thing that high in the trees. Sloths get eaten when they come down from the trees to take a dump because for some reason they don't just dump from the trees. Probably manners. \n\nor maybe they are the world's most efficient [insect ranchers.](https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2013.3006)", "Very good camouflage and slow movement / being still. A lot of predators hunt by movement- something running away attracts their attention and drives their urge to hunt it", "I don’t know much about sloths but I can’t imagine driving him this far from his usual territory is a good for him.\n\nWhat if you had been surviving your whole like in a 50 square mile area and then someone transports you 500 miles away.", "These mother fuckers are so chill.. he’s like guess I’m going for a boat ride now, let me look around and take this view in.", "his journey took him as long as the boat ride", "Does anybody know if they sense stimuli the same way as us? Like, they know they would need to dodge a ball from afar or feel pain at the same rate.", "What others said, plus they apparently don't really appeal to most predators unless they're desperate. They're covered in alge and don't smell too great in the wild.", "It's crazy to me that that instinct to poop from high up didn't catch on. It requires extra energy, makes you more vulnerable, and takes so long.", "Hmm, I want to put a sloth in a private jet.", "Thats a hard question for someone who studies them even I would suppose. Don't know!", "This is why the internet is beautiful", "What the sloth saw - https://i.imgur.com/RuJYgPu.gif?noredirect", "Plaid", "Some of them do in fact poop while still in the trees but one of the more recent theories that the ones that climb down benefit from it (two toed sloths are more likely to poop from the tree while three toed are more likely to climb down).\n\nIt is speculated that the sloth poop at the base of trees is a great ecosystem for moths and beetles to lay their eggs in, and when the sloths come down for a fresh drop off, the larvae of the moths and beetles use the chance to climb up onto the sloth and into its fur.\n\nWhile in there the insect larvae which were covered in the poop end up leaving some of it behind on the fur which in turn really promotes the growth of algae in the fur.\n\nThe sloths then clean themselves and get a suspected boost in energy and nutrients from the algae and presumably some of the larvae they end up consuming while cleaning themselves.\n\nThe beetles and moths that survive eventually gestate and go off and do their own thing before laying the next generation of eggs in another sloth poop and setting the cycle up all over again.\n\nScientists found that the sloths that tend to go to the forest floor to poop have way more algae and larvae growing in their fur. There is also the suspected side benefit that the algae helps camouflage the sloths but that's not seen as the primary benefit.", "……wow really?!?\n\nYeah that’s my point. it’s driving him further than he’s ever likely to move in his lifetime, possibly away from his food source and other sloths", "Like in the middle of a lake? :)", "Fuck.", "\"but i started on this side\" -- Paco probably", "They’ve gone Plaid!", "reminds me of Year one when they got off the horse cart and started throwing up lol" ]
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The absolute in mind blowing experiences for sloth kind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxOuG8jMIgI&t=68s
/r/videos/comments/qr6kzd/youtube_to_soon_hide_dislikes_on_all_videos/
[ "What? Why?", "Cringe", "Rewind?", "\"And next month, we'll be eliminating all negative comments because your criticisms are no longer valid.\"", "Yeah, voicing opinions is pretty cringe ngl", "So if someone puts out a garbage video that's not just wrong, it's harmful to what it purports to help with, our only clue will be the comments, unless they disable or moderate those as well. So 4chan can try to boost a video that leads an unsuspecting victim to brick their phone for instance.", "What? [neutral response](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ) is dying? We know exactly how you would have felt about this...", "It might be intended as a way to curb disinformation really. I have noticed that a lot of covid or vaccination related videos have mostly dislikes.", "A more cynical interpretation would be that Youtube is trying to make their platform more accommodating for big corporations using the site to promote themselves or their content. Even if the claims that dislikes have no impact on viewership are true, a company e.g. releasing a trailer that's hit with a massive amount of dislikes is still going embarrass the company as people talk about how universally hated the video is and how bad the movie is probably going to be." ]
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Youtube to soon hide dislikes on all videos
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qr6zm6/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qr6zm6/deleted_by_user/
[ "At some point folks need to be responsible for themselves and not blame the band. I’ve been to Phish shows where fans were being wheeled out on gurneys all night, and the band was blamed. Phish didn’t make those rooks take too much too fast. I was at an Alice and Chains concert where we started getting crushed and big groups of people exited out the sides and others pushed back. This is a tragedy, it’s really sticking with me, but don’t blame the artist. Don’t.", "Man, fuck off with this shit, how are you people not sick of this karma train by now?\n\nWe get it, Concerts can be dangerous and this guys an asshole. Stop giving him free publicity in exchange for internet points.\n\nEdit; just to clarify, I'm not just talking about this guy, I'm talking about all these videos, like GnR telling their audience to back up a bit. People seem to see one post get a bit of success and then suddenly there are like 20 different posts that are basically the same thing and it goes on for weeks sometimes. I don't think it's unreasonable the voice a complaint when people are very obviously trying to cash in on the flavour of the week.\n\nAlso while I'm actually having a lot of fun back chatting all these people whining about my complaint, I do think it's a bit sad that when I defend my point of view, people seem to just start throwing out insults, like that's going to contribute to anything, but hey, keep'em coming because I'm not backing down on this. I choose this hill to die on because the karma train one of reddits biggest problems, and we should be able to call out the karma whores for what they are without getting sandbagged by a bunch of children throwing around insults just because someone dared to upset the status quo.", "Concerts are not suppose to be dangerous. This isn't the fucking Roman Coliseum. \n\nAnd the apparent history of this guy not giving a fuck of people in peril at his shoes is definitely news-worthy.", "Unpopular Opinion: The safety of the crowd is not the responsibility of the performer on stage.", "It might be news worthy, but I don't need it jammed down my throat", "then ignore it you gigantic baby", "I could say the same to you, asshole.", "piece of shit : he kept testing things till eventaully people died and his career got hurt for a long time , if not ever", "For it being jammed down your throat, you sure are coming back for seconds.\n\n[“Let’s discuss the contradiction”](https://www.reddit.com/r/INTP/comments/5k2mpl/but_lets_discuss_the_contradiction/)", "It's his responsibility as a decent human.", "Nah honestly anyone directly involved with a performance of any kind should be held accountable for ignoring fucky shit like this when it happens at concerts, if you have the power to stop it you should. Travis and anyone ignorant enough to ignore 1 let alone 8 deaths and cries for help deserves to be sued out the ass.", "I don't really have a choice when this sort of shit is getting spammed. It's not like I'm watching them. I'm just sick of seeing people trying to board the karma train.\n\nThe whole point of it being jammed down someone's throat is that you don't really have a choice in the matter when it comes to seconds.", "Just scroll past it. You're being so dramatic.", "Shitty take. Also it's Alice IN Chains.", "I could say exactly the same thing to you", "Wait a second, are you trying to tell me TS isnt an upstanding citizen?!", "petition to remove travis as performer at his upcoming shows\n\nhttps://www.change.org/p/aeg-remove-travis-scott-as-a-goldenvoice-performer?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_31287236_en-US%3A7&recruiter=1232710099&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=tap_basic_share", "When someone unironically says \"Unpopular opinion\" before something, it gives it a 100% chance to be objectively wrong.\nIt's not an unpopular opinion, it's something you haven't fully thought out and despite people telling you why it's incorrect you keep repeating it.", "You gotta love the 'logic' behind people who hear a strong majority telling them they're wrong and then assume that just means they're smarter than the majority.", "Yep. And sadly I still keep seeing a fuckton of people defending him and saying \"they don't see the big deal\" and \"the show was fire\".", "It’s one thing to not know about it and to continue playing. But to know and do this? Maaaan...", "This is why college is so important. Once you do freshman year you realize how dumb this shit is", "But I must screech like a bitch to show my superiority!", "To be fair, travis probably doesnt care. Its part of the scene for decades. Oldies will remember gucci mane murdering a guy and making a rap song about it. \n\nOr c-murder, shooting a fan, or mac minister, who killed two guys and a witness, or x-raided, who shot a homeowner and got popular when imprisoned for that murder. \n\nThis list goes on and on. \n\nTrap is dirty, always has been. Just evolved to appeal a broader audience. The essence is still the same. \n\n\nBefore I get showered with downvotes;\n\nNot excusing his behavior, just saying I have a hard time believing the diehard fans or travis himself will really care. People love killers. I dont know why, im not a psychologist.", "Oh for lord’s sake when is Reddit going to let this go?", "Why would they? Never heard of this guy until people started pointing out that he’s a menace to society.", "I completely agree with you, but a change.org petition ain't going to do shit.", "So what, the entire show should be put on hold every time someone can't hold their liquor?", "Usually yeah; but this guy actively tells his event staff to get fucked and for fans to rush the stage.", "I genuinely think he may be a sociopath", "Wow..”They can’t survive?” He not only says it once casually but repeats it MULTIPLE TIMES so that everyone can know what he expects out of them. What an ass.", "You just gave that same retort to another dude. Lol Just leave the convo, man.", "That's because it's a valid point. They're complaining about me complaining, and tell me to just ignore it and keep scrolling. Well why didn't they just do it then instead of engaging with me? You don't see the hypocrisy in that?", "I’ll extend an olive branch to you…perhaps that TO AN EXTENT, an artist cannot always see everything that is going on during a performance and isn’t expected to help any one rando in the crowd who looks a little woozy…but it certainly helps! There are certainly examples of it on YouTube!\n\nAnd the amount of disregard that TS displayed was soooo out of whack that there is literally no excuse for it. At Astroworld, he performed for over half an hour AFTER it was already declared a mass casualty event by authorities. In his mind he probably considers that a bragging right. That is until the next day when he realizes the repercussions of his negligence and has to go on damage control when all of this could’ve been avoided by 1) Not having your event be critically understaffed 2) Not filling your event past full capacity 3) Just fucking stopping the show for THIRTY SECONDS so that 50,000+ screaming people can have a breather. This alone would’ve changed so much and could’ve potentially saved eight lives. A little girl wouldn’t be in a coma right now. A 27 year-old would still have his own wedding to attend. \n\nFuck! Now I’m mad again.", "This is such a shit comment", "Why?\n\nI've passed out plenty of times in my life. It happens. Your buddies make fun of you for being a lightweight. \n\nLol, imagine if they stopped playing music at woodstock every time someone fell out.", "There weren’t crowd crushes at Woodstock. the issue isn’t that just one person passed out it’s that people were being crushed due to poor crowd control. Here’s what should’ve happened https://open.spotify.com/track/2ydjxozpSUZLzmi82KV4Qp?si=A4yI4nIKQiGcgZPbNBJc2Q", "Did your buddies leave you in a gutter to choke on your own vomit, or did they make sure that you were OK and safe and made fun of you after you woke up?", "He'd stop doing this shit if 50,000 people stop buying tickets. But... they won't. And he'll do this shit again.", "I thought the guy seemed like a real straight shooter.", "Lol people really think that shit works \n\nReal way to do something would be to tweet his sponsors etc etc.", "> I’ve been to Phish shows where fans were being wheeled out on gurneys all night,\n\nProbably from something drug or alcohol related. There have been deaths at Phish shows but that's from someone falling off of a balcony.\n\nNothing to do with Phish.\n\n>. I was at an Alice and Chains concert where we started getting crushed and big groups of people exited out the sides and others pushed back. This is a tragedy, it’s really sticking with me, but don’t blame the artist. Don’t.\n\nTo my knowledge no one has ever died at an Alice in Chains concert.", "You're right, that is an unpopular opinion. You dumb cunt.", "Zero brains. Zero talent. Lots of auto-tune though.", "These are very informative videos i never seen before, demonstrating a pattern of ignorance. Why would these be less important then say... a dog smiling?", "Yes. That’s what the vast majority of performers do when they see a problem in the crowd. Because they don’t want their fans to get hurt. Travis Scott is the opposite. He encourages dangerous behaviour and wants people to get hurt at his concerts.\n\nAdele stopped in the middle of a song when there was a problem. Dave Grohl has stopped the band and jumped into the crowd to help people that were in trouble. That’s what REAL artists and professionals do.", "How exactly is it hurt? 90% of his fans won't give a fuck about anything that happens and the other 10% will maybe boycott his concerts but will listen to him anyway", "I for one won’t listen to his songs again even though I liked quite a few - and I’m sure there are others like me\n\nSecondly and more importantly he won’t get sponsorships anymore and insurance premiums for his concerts will be very high so that only v valuable places will get him but usually cut of revenue is much lower there ; make more money by being star at venue where have much . More pull", "The dude made 100mil in 2020, even if his income drops by 80% that's still way more than a lot of people combined will earn during their lifetimes", "Did you not see the scores of other videos posted of bands and how they reacted to crowd rushes?\n\nHe could literally see people dancing on top of medic carts trying to get people out and he told everyone to “stomp the ground” and “rage”\n\n\nIt was entirely in his control and he was entirely aware of the severity of the situation and he chose to actively make it worse.", "Does it hurt being this dumb?", "and you dont see the hypocrisy in complaining that it get stuffed down your throat, and then engaging in it willigly?", "He’s just better than the rest of us as a human and as an artist. His art is on a higher level, greater than life and must be shown. How can people not understand this? \n\n/s (shouldn’t even have to put that, but there you have it)", "thanks for your comment mate, gave me something too look into, and have a brilliant day with the least amount off murder possbile.", "Unpopular upinion, even if something isnt your responsibility, if you have the power too change it and dont, you just taken responsibility.", "He is going to have a more difficult time finding a venue that will host him, not everyone likes to have a bodycount tied to their events. It's going to get More expensive.\n\nGA for the recent event was $365\n\nSomething tells me his fan base isn't that well off...", "theyre set financially yes, but these people thrive on attention as well", "I'm not sure what people expect. He's a rich idiot. There are many more like him.", "I can't recall the last concert where 8 people died and many more were injured....so yes, the concert should have been stopped. The fact that ambulances were in the crowd should have clued him in. It's the responsibility of the performer and the venue to ensure the safety of the audience.", "he is a sociopath, and sings for a new generation of shit birds just like him.", "yo phoenix, im gonna try and explain what you should do nectt time you see a thread you dont like.\n\n​\n\n​\n\n​\n\nkeep\n\n​\n\nfucking\n\n​\n\nscrolling....\n\n​\n\ndefinitely dont leave a comment.....", "Stupid people don't care if robot voice man abuses them as long as he keeps making catchy songs. Chris Brown also has a similar power over his fans.", "It can be both in Travis Scott and actively made it worse", "How do in cancel him on Spotify, like I don’t ever want to see his name on any feeds", "A generation of people heavily influenced by his Kardashian overlords", "You're not only weird but you're dumb as fuck. This is not the hill to die on.", "I'm sure the people who were suffocating and being crushed to death would have liked him to say \"hey everyone let's take a few steps back\". Instead, those people are dead.", "I'm asking a question you weird dumbfuck", "JFC. Do you actually believe that? Like a shooter comes in and starts blasting people and whoever is on stage just needs to stand there and sing and do nothing else because it’s “SoMeOnE eLsE’s JoB”", "I bet you were one of those weirdos getting the Travis Scott meals in McDonald's lol", "WHY ARE YALL SO HELL BENT ON MAKING EXCUSES FOR THIS TRASH HUMAN. GROW UP", "It’s more psychopathy IMO, considering the complete absence of empathy or sympathy. I’m no expert so correct me if I’m wrong.", "No you guys are right he should have known from how large the crowd was and the fact that everyone was being completely disrespectful and calmed the crowd stopped the show but instead he got people killed. Sad to see", "New Travis Scott Meal: Pancakes, Crushed McRibs with an Orange Crush soda.", "This guy will be cancelled soon. The latest hit by cancel culture. In a few years, people will even forget his name.", "Literally every major production and events company (the people who hosts festivals) have said he will never be staged again.", "He won’t even be having concerts, trust me this is world news, cities don’t want him to come now", "No amount of money will ever take the bodies off his conscience, I’d take broke and righteous over that any day", "I guarantee he never plays a US festival ever again", "Thank you", "I feel like this isn’t cancel culture run amok and moreso him getting what he deserves", "You’re dumb as fuck lol", "You’re ignorant and that’s ok. Clearly you don’t know much about Travis Scott. He encourages this. He’s been arrested multiple times in the past for inciting riots/telling fans to ignore security. He literally performed a song that night that had the lyric, “ it ain’t a mosh pit if ain’t no injuries”. He enjoys hurting his fans and I’m not sure how he could really say it any clearer.", "Alison Chains, she’s great", "If only there were other \"production and events companies\" to rely on. Whoever hosts him next is going to make serious fucking bank", "When you're fighting off lawsuits, venues and concert promoters won't book you because the insurance and liability for the event will be too high, cities that host festival events won't want the scrutiny of allowing him to play and they can revoke the promoters permit to even hold the festival....it's a chain reaction of things that will start falling into motion over the next 6-12 months. Dude can still put out music he rips off from other artists all he wants....he just won't be playing big shows in the future.", "Stupid people like him tend to lose that money quite quickly also no matter what he does he isn't white-washing his image anytime someone body googles him they will find his body count.", "Elaborate, please. Googling doesn't give a \"body count\" number next to his name, like you imply", "Sing? My 15 year old cat meowing into an autotuned microphone sounds just like him.", ">https://www.google.com/search?q=scott+travis+bodycount\n\nFirst result, \"At least 8 people dead after crowd panics at Travis Scott concert\"\n\nFourth result, \"Travis Scott Addresses Last Night's Tragedy at the Astroworld Festival eight 8 deaths injuries\"\n\nFifth result, \"Travis Scott Concert Tragedy: 8 Dead, 100s Injured - Extra TV\"\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=travis+scott\n\nTop stories are: https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/travis-scott-concert-death-toll-1.6245902\n\nFifth link: Deaths at Travis Scott's Astroworld concert spurs call - Global ...\n The Houston police chief even says he met with rapper Travis Scott before the Astroworld concert where 8 people died.\n\nEight link: Travis Scott should have stopped concert earlier, says fire chief The woman, 22, had been in hospital since Travis Scott's event in Houston which left eight dead.\n\nHis twitter which is the first link is being ratioed hard and Wikipedia editors are scrambling to edit his page with deaths and anything new relating to the disaster.\n\n100 million won't get rid of this and people likely won't either. Not to forget that those 9 deaths and 100's injured along with the organizers and police suing each other to oblivion will also take a nice toll out of his wallet.", "I'll do what ever the fuck I want, and unless a mod comes along to remove my comments I'll say whatever the fuck I want. If you don't like, then keep scrolling and definitely don't leave a comment.", "No not really. How is that hypocritical? Would you like a definition of the word?", "You're the expert, you tell me.", "If he's got this reputation and people are still going to the shows, I don't see how filling up reddit's front page with videos is going to stop that.\n\nI mean this one happened 5 years ago, if nothings happened yet, nothing is going too.", "this petition itself wont but what it will do and what is has done over the past several days is getting picked up by major news outlets. each of these outlets are badgering these festival organizers for a comment; the more signatures, the more press coverage, the more pressure we put on.", "Search for him then press dots/settings of his profile and select don't want to hear his music. He doesn't get paid by Spotify", "No, what I'm saying is that, if this guy has been doing this sort of thing for over half a decade and people are still going to his shows, posting videos on Reddit is hardly going to change that.\n\nSo get off your high horse and see this for what it really is. People using that tragedy to try and farm meaningless internet points, because the outrage these videos muster isn't going an further than the comment section. They will effectively change nothing so long as his fanbase stays loyal, and the entertainment industry continues to bank off all the attention he's now getting. People are just giving him free press, boosting his fame and extending his reach.\n\nI honestly don't see how I'm the bad guy for pointing this out.", "Literally most every festival producer have already set no chance he touches their stages ever again so...... have fun throwing independent events, with your own security and liability. It’ll be like the gathering of the juggalos." ]
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https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qr7l6q/deleted_by_user/
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[ "She can suck anything she wants from me in that outfit.", "Thats a well behaved snake. It deserves a snack.", "She's so hot", "Childhood dream right there!", "Good thing *I'm a snek*", "Dude this was a brain wank of mine for years when my brother locked his fucking room and I couldn’t grab the VHS!!", "Desperado……. Fuuugeddaboutit", "4 words - come in my pants - and she is still hot !!!", "[My preferred Salma Hayek as a stripper scene.](https://youtu.be/I5UjfvF917k?t=2712)", "So, nothing then.", "Yeah, that movie put her into my top 5 all time celeb crush/ would kill a man to bang.", "[he love the feet](https://gfycat.com/EarlyContentGlowworm)", "I’d kill you to bang her! Sorry man", "I remember her talking about how VERY heavy that snake was for her. That's like, what, fifty pounds of snake? Maybe more? It's amazing to me that she was able to writhe around and make it look easy.", "This guy is totally shameless about his foot fetish.", "Christ, that movie isn't 22 years old.", "I hated Eternals because of the unforgivable lack of Salma's cleavage.", "Hmm. My pants are suddenly tight.", "I feel the same way. That being said I just watched it after posting this comment and it still holds up really well.", "20 words:\n\nUpvoted not because girl, but because it is very cool. However, I do concede that I initially clicked because girl.\n\nr/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg", "Dude right!? I just watched it last week, it's still fucking amazing.", "LOWLY DOG! Bow your head", "And he'll make sure to make the female actress have her feet closeup to the camera if he can't get himself in the scene", "Nope. It's almost bed time. I'm not watching thighs....", "Maybe this is what started it.", "Im starting to think this whole movie was written around this scene", "cool", "iunno... for a qt film there's not enough feet play", "The director Robert Rodriguez is a close friend of Tarantino. I doubt Tarantino had to do much fangling. Robert Rodriguez was probably like \"I got you fam\".", "At least Salma is an adult and probably knew what it was about. Dan Schneider has a foot fetish but got kicks off from underage actresses.", "Dialog that precedes it talks about worshipping at her feet.\n\nHe knew what he was doing.", "Seems like that might do it", "Tarantino started with the thought of having the feet of Salma Hayek in his mouth while drinking liquor but that kinda spiraled out of control and turned into a full feature movie", "Hottest thing I ve ever seen.", "Understandable, have a great bang", "Not sure fangling is a word guys", "It's the present participle of the word fangle, which has its origins in old english. It's archaic but still regionally used, and is where the word \"newfangled\" comes from.", "Maybe you're right (I don't care enough to check) but they certainly meant to use the word \"[finagling.](https://www.google.com/search?q=finagling&rlz=1C1VDKB_enCA929CA929&oq=finaglin&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i512l7j0i10i512j0i512.2975j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)\"", "https://i.imgur.com/xGRcwp7.png", "He has to be the foot man of all foot men.", "Does no one else get creep vibes from this? How come it's a known thing and no one has pitchforks for him like they do for other Hollywood creeps", "Because they're consenting adults. It's OK to depict sexual things on film.", "Right but it's known that he likes feet it's a turn on for him.\n\nHe purposely writes feet scenes into his movies. I find that to be weird is all.", "I don't even like feet but damn Salma Hayek", "True but Michael Bay likes big titties and all his movies have large watermelons swinging around. Its common.", "Welp, people don't have to play these scenes? Just don't be part of the movie.", "How dare this man like feet?", "Are you fucking serious? We are talking about consenting adults here. Creep vibes are completely okay. Please stuff those pitchforks right up your ass.", "So fucking what? People have different kinks. Grow up.", "I think the meaning behind my comment is being lost.. out of curiosity. How do you feel about Louis ck?", "Tarantino is the writer for this movie Rodriguez is the director" ]
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[ "Tuck Everlasting!! 😀", "REALLY LOVE HOW HE SCREAMS INTO THE MIC IN A SILENT FOREST", "I was waiting for “HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A SHIT!”", "Why is he screaming? \nAre his cue cards with his script hung up in a tree branch 20 feet up?", "It's a bit LOUD" ]
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[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXLSVruSvc
/r/videos/comments/qr7okp/meet_joe_black_cake_scene/
[ "Don’t they?!? I would have wanted to try the middle NGL.", "This movie has so many great scenes. The crazy car cash, the peanut butter screen, the end screen, the part where Joe reveals he’s with the IRS, the part we’re he speaks with a Jamaican accent… so many great parts.", "It’s been too long…. What was the crazy ending? He dies?", "Yeah Anthony Hopkins dies and Brad Pitt comes back.", "Now I have to go back and check it out" ]
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Meet Joe Black cake scene
https://youtu.be/xYeA3r2o_HM
/r/videos/comments/qr82df/a_final_gift_for_my_best_friend_stu_would_have/
[ "Great tribute man.👍👍\nLost my girl a few years ago & it still hurts 😦", "Thank you for your feedback! 🙏. It’s so hard and doesn’t seem to get any easier.", "Hate to say it but the only cure is another dog.", "I love this so much. Right now my dog Bella is 13 years old and she was diagnosed with soft tissue sarcoma a few months ago. Inoperable. We see the tumor getting bigger each week, a few changes in her but no pain, still good quality of life, it's not time, yet..but it's going to come and I wish it wouldn't", "Sorry for your loss. I don’t know I’ll have another dog any time soon", "Thanks for the kind words! 🙏🙂", "I love you too, Stu. What a good boy!", "Thank you for your very sweet words! 🙏🙂", "You made this a top level comment instead of replying to the person. Just a heads up.", "As a dog lover, this hits me right in the feels", "So glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for your feedback!", "Oops, thanks! lol", "Very sweet! You're super talented.", "Thank you! 🙏", "I was completely caught between holding back tears and thinking how adorable Stu is. So... successful tribute. It's beautiful. I'm glad you and Stu had each other. Looks like he had a grand time with you.", "You have no idea how much your kind remarks mean to me. Thank you so much for your feedback, It is very much appreciated!🙏🙂 It’s been difficult to hold back tear lately for me thinking bout that little guy and his last day. I wrote a blog about stew and his final day if you’d cee to read? Was therapeutic for me to write, but difficult. https://www.stewiecreations.com/post/dante-jones-guest-appearance-on-the-original", "I think you gave him as good of a ride as possible!", "Thank you for your comments, they mean the world to me! I tried, I keep thinking of how I could’ve been better maybe, (times I may have yelled at him unnecessarily, just because I was having a bad day or something). But I literally told him how much I loved him everyday, and I know he knew that) It’s terrible how short their lives are. He taught me so much about unconditional love, and how important it is to tell your loved ones how much you love them. He showed me life’s most important lessons. I miss him…", "Thank you for your feedback, much appreciated! Bella’s lucky to have you. Just know when the time comes, it’s the most loving decision you’ll ever make for your dear Bella. I chose to have Stu pit to sleep at home, in his own bed, surrounded by loved ones i’m so thankful it was a peaceful process.", "I really like it! I really admire your talent.", "I'm so happy I read this. \nIt's a beautifully written post", "Made me tear up.", "*wags tail*", "Thanks for the feedback!", "Thank you!", "stu was the best!!!", "He was indeed!", "I'm sorry for your loss, Stu seemed like the best kind of friend. That was a beautiful song and video, thank you for sharing.", "Thank you so much for your feedback and kind words. Much appreciated! 🙂🙏", "I’ll probably make a home for a rescue someday", "Saved me - seriously.", "Not much I can say, enjoy those awesome memories!", "Thanks!" ]
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A Final Gift For My Best Friend. Stu would have been 16 years old Monday.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qr8lr5/deleted_by_user/
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[ "Lmao that’s crazy dope !!", "Wonder what Tom Kenny would think lol", "jesus stop posting this, i've seen it like 6 times this week. /u/yyungpiss 's comment seems incredibly astroturf-y too", "I have been seeing a lot of Travis Scott Astroworld videos on this subreddit lately and it's annoying. But I haven’t seen any SpongeBob AI post before. If you don't like rap music then just skip this post.", "Seen this like everyday as well. Dude needs to chill out with the posts", "Bruh! If you’ve seen this post before. How come I haven’t seen it here in r/videos? Maybe the algorithm is trippin?", "Possible, all I know is I saw it 2 days back for certain. That was the one time i actually clicked on it from r/videos. Didnt check the comments though so I can't provide the link to that post to validate my claim. Only have it in my history from the YT visit.\n\nhttps://puu.sh/Ioqdr/4247b16e19.png", "Weird. I check this dude's profile and haven’t seen any post on November 8. Usually you can’t repost the same videos on this subreddit if you already posted it. r/videos bot will block it from being posted.", "https://old.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qqime1/i_used_ai_tools_to_generate_audio_of_spongebob/", "Ah, u/5bagmovies has the proof I lacked. His link shows enough I wager. The post title is even the same but you aren't finding it as he deletes his post when it fails to gain enough traction.", "i've never seen this and genuinely thought it was cool, if it sounded astroturfy it's cuz i'm lame or something idk my bad lol" ]
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https://youtu.be/3uT72-CwCEE
/r/videos/comments/qr8vjx/a_prenewsmax_emerald_robinson_showing_a_lot_of/
[ "Context: I used to produce a daily science news show with Emerald back in 2012/2013", "So was she pretending then, or is she pretending now?", "Further context: She was just banned from twitter for spreading antivax disinformation presumably at the behest of the toxic propaganda mill she currently works for.", "To be fair she's currently suspended from Newsmax and her return doesn't seem to be guaranteed. Newsmax has come out very strongly in favor of the vaccines.\n\nhttps://www.thedailybeast.com/newsmax-star-emerald-robinson-returns-to-twitterand-is-permanently-banned-hours-later-for-vax-insanity", "Most likely because they know that if this shit spilled over, they'd get dumped real quick from social media for misinformation and frankly, they need social media since they profit off that sweet make you mad algorithm.", "She… definitely enjoyed talking… a lot…", "Does she look like anything she does is not done for money? \nSo we can probably assume both. As much as an empty shell can pretend. Sort of assumes there is an opposing reality inside." ]
7
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A Pre-NewsMax Emerald Robinson showing a LOT of enthusiasm for science
https://youtu.be/PJyEbLuFOdU
/r/videos/comments/qr90rf/sesame_street_milk_song/
[ "Lol this is a trip. I always felt sorry for the baby crying but was glad to see him laughing at the end.", "This song has haunted my dreams for decades. Fuck.", "Interesting article - an interview with the composer of the 'Milk' music.\n\nhttps://ethaniverson.com/interviews/interview-with-robert-dennis-composer-of-milk-sesame-street-1975/" ]
3
videos
Sesame Street - Milk song
https://youtu.be/uQ8KRXDtCgI
/r/videos/comments/qr97px/the_shroud_of_turin_fact_or_fiction/
[ "Oh, shit lol\n\nThis shit is so old and worn out that medieval experts were calling bullshit on the Shroud of Turin.", "I would think twice if I were you! Check out the whole video", "Via Wikipedia-\n\"First mentioned in 1354, the shroud was denounced in 1389 by the local bishop of Troyes as a fake. Currently the Catholic Church neither formally endorses nor rejects the shroud\"\n\n\"In 1988, radiocarbon dating established that the shroud was from the Middle Ages, between the years 1260 and 1390.[1] All hypotheses put forward to challenge the radiocarbon dating have been scientifically refuted,[5] including the medieval repair hypothesis,[6][7][8] the bio-contamination hypothesis[9] and the carbon monoxide hypothesis.[10]\"\n\nA 75min video with an interview of one guy who photographed the shroud changes nothing. The volume of medieval religious forgeries is massive, and given that there was no mention of this existing until the 1300's, it is highly unlikely to be \"real\", and correspond to that which people claim that it does.\n\nEven if it's DID date back to the year 0, which there is no evidence to support, what are we left with? From Wikipedia again,\n\n\"The image in faint straw-yellow colour on the crown of the cloth fibres appears to be of a man with a beard, moustache, and shoulder-length hair parted in the middle. He is muscular and tall (various experts have measured him as from 1.70 to 1.88 m or 5 ft 7 in to 6 ft 2 in).[17] Reddish-brown stains are found on the cloth, correlating, according to proponents, with the wounds in the Biblical description of the crucifixion of Jesus.[18]\"\n\nThe image of a man, bearing wounds that map to the story of Jesus as described in the Bible. Do we know it's actually Jesus in the image? No. Is there evidence it's actually Jesus? Not really, apart from the \"wounds\". Thousands upon thousands of people were crucified by the Romans- I see no evidence linking this to any actual individuals. The only evidence that this is Jesus is medieval religious traditions that the Catholic Church doesn't even want to weigh in on- and THAT should be all the evidence you need, cuz if the Catholic Church thought it was real, they'd say so, and they'd make sure everyone knew it.\n\nEdit:\nI apologize if my tone came across as overbearing- I'm just very passionate about medieval-era religious artifact forgeries." ]
3
videos
The Shroud of Turin - Fact or Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k89Zm6O_TI
/r/videos/comments/qr98xf/these_are_how_nightmares_are_made/
[ "He was more scary before the makeup...", "I think it’s scarier without the make up. His facial expressions remind me of Jim Carey in The Grinch. The muscle control is insane! He nailed every expression in this audition without make up and it’s just terrifying even now! So good!", "After how good part one was, I never expected part two to be so terrible. I really enjoyed Bill Skarsgard's Pennywise though, just fan-fucking-tastic.", "I really dislike the new Pennywise look. They were going for \"evil scary clown\" instead of \"clown kids will talk to\". Tim Curry's looked like a cheap party clown, and that was intentional.\n\nThat said, this guy makes a great Pennywise.", "Yeah but do any kids actually like clowns enough to just go up and talk to them?", "My favorite factoid from these interviews was that the way his eye would slide off to one side wasn't a special effect -- Skarsgard was just capable of moving his eye like that.", "Me when I look in the mirror on acid", "I never had a fear of clowns per se, but I've always had a feeling of uneasiness around them. As a kid, I would never have approached a clown. Hell, as an adult I still want nothing to do with them.", "Wow he's good", "Name a person better suited for that role" ]
11
videos
These are how nightmares are made
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qra4vr/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qra4vr/deleted_by_user/
[ "I’ll just get the hot takes out of the way now \n\nSNL isn’t funny anymore\n\nTHE 90’s was the best cast\n\nCancel culture has ruined comedy\n\nCancel culture doesn’t exist\n\nAm I missing anything or can we move on now?", "I’m just trying to stop this thread from devolving into a typical reaction to an old SNL clip.", "Trust me I am not. But maybe it worked", "Why don’t you shut up and just downvote me and move on with your life? It’s very clear that you don’t understand my point which fine but why badger me? Just fuck off", "He's tired of the routine vitriol spouted by NPCs in threads of SNL videos so he said all the bs they do (as a joke) so that we can all move on. Clearly there are a few planes flying over heads around here", "Thank you person with better words then me" ]
6
videos
[deleted by user]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcAErQzB5o&feature=youtu.be
/r/videos/comments/qra7dj/japanese_trekkie_watching_her_favorite_character/
[ "That was freakin adorable!! It was like i was seeing that movie again for the first time!", "Love this so much!!! Lol", "Kirk favorited over Spock or Bones? Would rather have Picard die than Kirk? Bold.", "She also liked Spock and Bones… but it was his charisma that she enjoyed… ;)\n\nWould love it if you could share with your Trekkie friends! We’re in upstate NY and set to meet Kirk this weekend at the Star Trek museum.", "Sure thing. \n\nDid you ever convince her to keep going on DS9? She's missing some great stuff if she really stopped there.", "Haha; thanks man!\n\nStated this to another redditor below, but would love it if you could share with your Trekkie friends! We’re gonna meet Kirk this weekend ;)", "Makes me laugh every time I watch it!\n\nAsked another redditor as well, but would love it if you could share with your Trekkie friends! We’re gonna meet Kirk this weekend in Ticonderoga…", "Tried… think we got about 15-20 eps in… but that’s the show she says was ungodly boring ;) kept telling her Worf joins… but I’ll try again soon. Thanks again!", "I have every intention of sharing it when I'm on my PC!!", "Did you tell her how expensive Odo's transformations were? 😉", "this was so adorable, i hope you make her watch TNG and get her reaction at the end of Inner Light\n\ncheers", "[My reaction when she calls Picard weak](https://media0.giphy.com/media/Ni4cpi0uUkd6U/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952ff0a19b76c84731ee0b0fcc0f80349b6881a6d4b&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g)", "Bro, I NEED to know what her opinion of the reboot (Kelvin Universe) is. You could reasonably jump into that before moving into DS9", "We did… tried to explain in the intro of the vid… did the first three seasons, the two seasons of the cartoon, the original movies and then the Kelvin universe… she liked the action, and enjoyed the reboot Kirk, but the original Kirk will always be her fave. 👍", "Haha; she actually didn’t enjoy Odo… she thought he was Kimoi (gross) because he was just “goo” ;)\n\nWe never made it to Worf’s appearance, so she really only had a connection to O’Brien… and still didn’t like her wife 😅", "Remember that episode… if it had focused on Riker, she probably would have been more emotional to it… but she kept hoping Picard was really gone and die, so that Riker could take over 🤣", "I always though in anime and manga those reactions are way over the top to make it stand out more but I guess japanese people actually do talk and behave like that with overemphasizing on certain words or cadence.", "I love Star Trek, but DS9 has some long stretches that still makes me want to skip through to this day. She'll probably enjoy Enterprise and Voyager much more.", "Hah… she has her calm moments, too… but when she gets excited… yeah, bring ear plugs ;)", "I don't even think Trekkies in the US were this emotional over Kirk dying when the movie came out.", "picard IS the best captain", "he becomes mark zuckerburg", "\"Never saw the sun... Shining so bright...\"", "Kind of odd watching a pixelated reaction video", "I understand her.\n\nI wanted Picard dead just as much as her, but for what happened to Data.", "Oh good, I get to watch a shrill woman shriek for several minutes", "Damn she was in loooove with Kirk.", "Dude what do you use to film with that, its pixelating everything", "iPhone 11; but then used a distortion feature to blur it out for posting online… ;)", "And we’re set to meet him in Ticonderoga this weekend ;)", "…it’s the emotional rollercoaster that makes this video awesome…(at least from my point of view)…", "True… but the gestures, surprise, disappointment and sadness are conveyed quite clear…", "Did she understand the dialogue?", "Yes; we watched the Japanese subtitles version… she prefers listening to the original voices…", "Cool. Then how in the world did she like Kirk more? Lol", "Haha… probably because he was the “original” captain (after Pike, in the original pilot)… but the charisma he had between really McCoy and Spock (and also Scotty) just made him stand out more… the movies also flushed out his character more than the original episodes tho, in my opinion…", "Well, the two series are completely different in tone, and Picard was much more aloof... so, ok.", "It's hard for mortal humans to understand, but Star Trek is actually a documentary from the future showcasing what Zuckerberg will become", "Is it time for Pencilfest again?", "Picard > Kirk in any timeline", "Think I have a Rocky one somewhere, too… most of the movies she doesn’t get invested in unless she really bonds with the characters… this was the most explosive reaction by far 😅", "I like Stephen Frys description of Kirk, Spock and Bones being the imperfect Dionysian and Apollonian halfs of human behaviour (constatly in disagreement over logic and emotion) and Kirk represents the central human character which keeps both from destroying each other and maintaining stability while continuing on with life.", "If you did get to Duet and she didn't like it, you might as well abandon the entire series. \n \n...and probably file for divorce.", "Haha… we definitely watched Duet; but I think since it’s so far removed from TOS she just wasn’t able to latch on to any of the characters… it took her almost the entire series of TNG to get into those characters, where she was hopeful Worf and Deanna would be a thing, but then was upset in the last movie that had her and Riker together 😅", "> she was hopeful Worf and Deanna would be a thing, but then was upset in the last movie that had her and Riker together \n \nAlright maybe don't write her off entirely yet.", "Delightful.", "JFC I would not be able to stand watching a movie with someone screeching like this.", "Yeah, I enjoyed the candor of it all and didn't mind it whatsoever. I love that despite there being few japanese words expressing strong reactions (sugoi-ne?), nonetheless there can be so many ways to say them, as evidenced by your wife's horror at Kirk dying, haha. If she's cool with it I think more videos like this would be cool; it's refreshing to \"see\" genuine reactions.", "Haha… luckily it’s only when she’s super invested in the character/movie… and at home ;)", "She had a similar reaction to Rocky… maybe it’s just the genre of the 80/90s movies? ;)", "It’s over. Owari-da. Zhe End-o.", "Probably one of my favorite quotes of this clip ;)", "[Jean Luc Picard is the best because of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rYhRqf757I)", "Shatner? You should show this to Patrick Stewart, he'll probably come to your house with Dorn in tow.", "I’d enjoy that; fan of both Picard (and several of his other roles) and Worf ;)", "very endearing. pretty funny how much she throws picard under the bus here too lol", "this was hilarious", " #2's or gtfo", "Cool to see that in Japan there's also those that prefer subs over dubs", "Haha; yeah, she’s definitely not a fan of Picard… always liked Riker more.", "I’m the same way; whether Korean, Russian, Japanese… give me the acting and let me just understand with English words… ;)", "If she thinks Kirk is strong, she needs to meet Sisco", "He has a more commanding presence, that’s for sure… but she didn’t take to the series… had high hopes, DS9, voyager, Enterprise, Discovery (sigh) and Picard ;)", "Didn’t take to the series?! What? DS9 (in my opinion at least) has the best story line. TNG is about 20% over arching story and 80% random filler episodes while the reverse is true for DS9. I very much enjoyed the Starfleet at war story. To each their own of course", "That’s what she was talking about “ungodly boring”… only made it ~20 eps in…\n\nI’ll try it back up, as my first attempt at voyager when it came out ended in me not watching it, too 😅 Had watched DS9 here and there, but was a bigger Baby5 fan…", "I understand that for sure. You gotta give every show at least the first season for the actors to figure out who their characters are. Even the first season only TNG was a little tough at times", "True 😂", "Charming.", "Anyone who says that Picard is weak should (re?)watch Sins of the Father or Starship Mine.\n\nThat man is a cold, calculating killer when he has to be.", "Can you introduce her to [Firefly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_\\(TV_series\\))?\n\n...and then the movie [Serenity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_\\(2005_film\\)) and please record her when watching the movie. Especially this one scene. :-)\n\n(I can't believe I am invested in wanting to find out how someone's wife will react to a series / movie.)", "**[Firefly (TV series)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firefly_\\(TV_series\\))** \n \n >Firefly is an American space Western drama television series, created by writer and director Joss Whedon, under his Mutant Enemy Productions label. Whedon served as an executive producer, along with Tim Minear. The series is set in the year 2517, after the arrival of humans in a new star system, and follows the adventures of the renegade crew of Serenity, a \"Firefly-class\" spaceship. The ensemble cast portrays the nine characters who live on Serenity.\n \n**[Serenity (2005 film)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serenity_\\(2005_film\\))** \n \n >Serenity is a 2005 American space Western film written and directed by Joss Whedon in his feature directorial debut. The film is a continuation of Whedon's short-lived 2002 Fox television series Firefly and stars the same cast, taking place after the events of the final episode. Set in 2517, Serenity is the story of the crew of Serenity, a \"Firefly-class\" spaceship. The captain and first mate are veterans of the Unification War, having fought on the losing Independent side against the Alliance.\n \n^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/videos/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)", "My wife is Japanese and doesn't act like this AT ALL. Ever. It's somewhat generational. Anime and Manga have been a big part of their lives and has said this is how they should act.", "That was pretty horrible.", "Which part? …and or/why?", "Haha… I remember firefly and can try… serenity? I don’t remember if I watched it… hard part is ensuring the series had subtitles… but I’ll take a look and let you know. ;)" ]
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videos
Japanese Trekkie watching her favorite character about to be killed…
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/qrac4f/deleted_by_user/
/r/videos/comments/qrac4f/deleted_by_user/
[ "Saw them in Boise Idaho either that year or the year after that. They put on a good show, or at least they used to, I dunno if they still tour.", "they have a huge following still.", "That was...some camera work.", "How the hell did anyone understand what he was mumbling?" ]
4
videos
[deleted by user]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtIqMftNdNY
/r/videos/comments/qraegl/why_blank_ammo_can_be_deadly/
[ "In the military when we used blanks, we had caps that went over the ends of the barrels", "I was reading this as *Ammo Can*.", "Why does it take over ten minutes to make this point?", "I was just curious. Seems like a lot of filler content. What’s the benefit to getting the video over ten minutes I guess is what I’m wondering.", "As far as helping the rifle cycle properly, I’m not sure, no one ever explained their purpose to me other than the obvious lol", "Thanks", "Hell. I never knew the details surrounding how Brandon Lee was killed by a gun shooting blanks. I was aware there was was something lodged in the barrel, but I never heard it explained on how the squib got there in the first place.", "That's a BFA (Blank Firing Adapter). Without them, the discharging gasses escape immediately right out the end of the barrel, which results in a failure to supply the gas tube with enough pressure to move the bolt carrier and cycle the weapon properly. With a live round, the actual bullet is essentially corking up that pressure in that brief moment of traversing down the barrel before escaping, and thereby diverting the gas pressure up into the gas tube the same way the BFA does it. The weapon cycles, and the next round is ready to be thrown downrange. \n\nVideo for anyone who's curious how gas-fed cycling works. [https://youtu.be/wMIBUIN30yU?t=264](https://youtu.be/wMIBUIN30yU?t=264)", ">how Jason Lee died\n\nAhh yes, that tragic accident on the set of My Name Is Earl\n\nSeriously though this was an interesting video, thanks for posting. He did a really good job explaining the Brandon Lee incident, I'd never heard the whole story before.", "Yup same here, that was interesting", "Person A said the gun was safe. Person B said the gun was safe because person A said it was. Person C fires the gun because person B said it was safe.\n\nBut person A B and C all fucked up. Takes seconds to chamber and look through a barrel.\n\nI do it every time I clean my gun. I was the last to touch it, I was the last to possibly load it, but I still check it for live rounds and rounds in the barrel every time I touch it.\n\nTo me, seconds lost checking it. To my neighbors, assurance I don't blow a round through the wall and kill them.", "This was a really well put together video, complete with live demonstration. I have no interest in gun ammo, but the video was really engaging.", "Yeah, they had the same thing on bolt actions. I would not be surprised if the original purpose was just to shred the bullet." ]
14
videos
Why Blank Ammo Can Be Deadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUp_gsyyC_s
/r/videos/comments/qrakhp/stephen_colberts_joyful_response_when_daft_punk/
[ "Colbert should write a book on “how to go from one of America’s most admired people to universally most disliked person in the matter of a decade”", "The kind of comedian you have to be to call up Henry Kissinger on short notice and ask to film yourself coming out of his closet", "I forgot how weird and funny the Colbert Report was. He had an unlimited amount of creative energy around that character. Well, I guess there was a limit to it. Reality eventually outpaced the absurdity of his character, which kind of made it moot.", "This was a beautiful moment in television history.", "Nothing is better than Hal in roller skates", "More like you were a decent human being until Trump and Facebook turned you into a douche.", "Are the 5 people sitting in the front row at the beginning important? They seemed so joyless", "Cranston owns this", "I’m 100% sure they are plants , but I was expecting them to cut loose at\nThe end", "How much notice did he have to put this together?", "More like \"took his conservative character at face value\". There are a ton of morons who didn't understand that Colbert Report was a parody.", "This is why he said he ended colbert report. \n\nI guess he was wrong...\n\n>“That’s one of the reasons I stopped the old show is that I had a sense where the country is,” he said. “I think people don’t really want constant divisiveness.”\n\n>“I really don’t think they want that. And that’s what I was aping. And I thought, ‘Ah, I can’t really drink that cup anymore. ‘Cause I don’t think people really want to hear it.'”", "Hyundai \"execs\" that were sponsoring Colbchella as part of the skit.", "They were part of a previous bit from that episode, iirc.", "In a video with many treasures, the stern looking Asians in the front row has to be at the top.", "*Why* do you feel the way you do about Colbert? I'm not commenting either way, but you literally haven't provided anything besides a statement that he's a shill. If you don't clarify, people will speculate (as they have).", "Henry Kissinger is definitely low on the list of people I expected to show up.", "I wonder if Colbert knows how much better his comedy was when he was still doing The Colbert Report in comparison to now. Does he know everyone prefers his old show over the change? Well, regardless, it's too late to go back now.", "The fact that he is such a good dramatic actor but also fearless when it comes to comedy is one of my favorite things about him.", "Given that it includes footage in several different cities I'm betting that it was more than they implied.", ">universally\n\nDo you have access to a dictionary?", "Can tell he loves doing the spin move.", "Man I thought there was no way somebody could be that stupid but I checked his post history and that's the only thing that would make sense.", "I, for one, am just in love with the Stephen Colbert Show. Have you heard his sea shanty? LMAO!!", "lunatic puppet", "> I guess he was wrong...\n\nWrong rationale, but good result. He parodied republicans often by being worse, imagine trying to do that 2016 and later. He would just sound like an OANN reporter.", "The title had me thinking Colbert really disliked Daft Punk", "Him and Stewart made such terrible decisions leaving their shows when they did.", "> “I really don’t think they want that. And that’s what I was aping. And I thought, ‘Ah, I can’t really drink that cup anymore. ‘Cause I don’t think people really want to hear it.'”\n\nyeah because colbert isn’t divisive at all now", "he is well aware. you dont take the mainstream late show gig out of love for comedic integrity, they know what theyre signing up for.\n\ni guess it must be the prestige, fame, etc that comes with it. from his perspective it probably just seemed like a good career move. it obviously was. just comes with compromise.", "Colbert was a parody of Bill O'Reilly. And Bill and Colbert had a pretty hilarious back & forth, even if Bill was a massive piece of shit.\n\nI don't think something like that could work with, say, Tucker Carlson. Tucker is a humorless void who might as well be wearing a white hood on air.", "So this is the origin of the Bryan Cranston \"me?\" GIF. Cool.", "Yes, Late Night host Stephen Colbert is the person dividing the country...", "His alternative was to retire? The Colbert Report was done. He's now pushing 60. He said that when his mom died, he considered giving up comedy altogether, because he in many ways had been doing it for her. Things change, life goes on.", "I'm sure that the creative freedom is the reason the Colbert of today is absolutely awful.\n\nEDIT: I'm not talking about his past show to draw a comparison. He turned himself into an unlikable figure, filled with hate and god awful cheap political jokes. At the end, he is the one approving the content. He's not a puppet that follows the script like some people want to believe.", "I remember dying watching this but definitely forgot Kissinger. Must have blocked it out.", "This episode was a roller coaster of emotion to watch. This skit was so fun, and then it's followed by the revelation that the artist replacing Daft Punk is...Robin Thicke doing \"Blurred Lines\". \n\nYayyyy...", "His options should be more than just sell out or quit. I dont know what he is capable but what he is doing now is just being a political pawn and there is no comedy.", "He is a small part, but he is definitely all in on politics.", "He managed to do what David Duke dreamed of. Get on national television and peddle great replacement conspiracies. Go back 60 years, listen to white supremacists, then watch a week of Carlson today, the rhetoric is identical.\n\nThe guy is the Ku Klux Klan's wet dream, whether Tucker likes it or not.", "Of all the late night hosts that I disrespect immensely, Colbert is the one I come closest to respecting.", "Were the audience actors too or were there some really stern looking business people sitting there?", "Definitely get your point but after Trump and now covid, it's almost impossible not to be", "Given the hell scape of US politics, I certainly don't blame a late show host for going all in on it.", "Terrible for you, maybe. But given what they've stated their goals were, both seem to feel that they didn't make terrible decisions at all on that.", "You just know he was looking for a chance to roller disco.", "Tucker doesn't care. Tucker gets paid. He wants money and power.", "I remember watching this when it aired. Most of the cameos in it were guests that he'd had on his show throughout the week prior to this episode (a Friday episode, I believe), so I'd wager they had roughly a week's notice, or at least since that Monday. He just had his guests film little skits with him to clip in. The stuff with the America's Got Talent and Jimmy Fallon... I always assumed they are probably all filmed in the same building as the Colbert Report, and he just got permission to pop in for a moment to film a funny and advertise for their shows. And The Breaking Bad crew must have just so happened to have been in the building interviewing and so he crashed that as well. Bryan Cranston going full Hal from Malcolm in the Middle with the roller skating, I'm sure that took no convincing at all. Dude's hilarious, and the best part of this whole video.", "This is still the best version in my opinion.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66-KFAFP2p8", "Why he's not being zany, idk. Why he's not being the old Cobert? That has more to do with how he saw the divisiveness heading in politics and decided, satire or no, he didn't want to be playing into a character like that. Also, let's be honest, his character's brand of crazy conservative 8 years ago is nothing compared to the QAnon crowd of today, so... What do you do with that? Go crazier than QAnon or be a shadow of the actual zaniness that is our current situation?", "Damn Colbert used to be so good", "Man I love colbert but sometimes he can be such a soy", "it’s really not impossible at all if you don’t have TDS", "This but unironically", "I can't imagine how mentally taxing a political show would be when you can't top how crazy the people you're parodying are.", "2013? now I'm depressed...", "> he considered giving up comedy altogether\n\n\n\nI'd argue he definitely has", "When leaders of KKK endorse your rhetoric, you might be a racist.", "I miss the Colbert Report so much.", "None of those shows were done in the same building", "That's a good thing, if you don't want a melting pot you shouldn't have invaded an indigenous country and let immigrants help build your nation to where it is right now.\n\nIf you don't want a melting pot you shouldn't have exploited offshore labor to the point where they adapted, grow, and becomes a powerhouse who can now have much higher leverage your own nation's ability to produce.\n\nWhite Americans will be minority in the future because they kinda fucked themselves over. Also, fuck exclusivism because we're a global economy now, it should not be taboo to mix ethnicities and races. Don't come at me with your white supremacist bullshit.", "It certainly does. You use racist rhetoric, you're racist. \n\nStop playing dumb my dude.", "Immigration \"crises\" have been happening since America's inception. And a version of \"Great Replacement Theory\" had preceded every one.\n\nAnd you know what? America has yet to be \"lost\".\n\nUnless you think America was ruined in the 1850's by the Irish.\n\nIt's a load of xenophobic, racist nonsense. America is inherently diverse. There is no replacement, just more Americans.", "yeah but... Haha he did the dance thing?", "Ummm there were more than a few Conservatives who did not know The Colbert Report was shtick - [they thought he was serious.](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2009/04/conservatives-think-colbert-serious/)", "You antidentite", "Colbert was absolutely wrong.", "Well if we're talking about the Great Replacement conspiracy the key part is that there's a specific plan to replace white people and erode white culture. \n\nIt being an intentional effort is the contentious claim. No one's saying white people aren't losing their majority status.", "It's wasn't necessarily directed just toward you, just to people of reddit and the internet in general. Just curious, what is your thoughts on the matter?", "They had around three weeks. They had made the video because Daft Punk was supposed to show up, but didn't want to speak or perform, and they were trying to figure out how to do something with Daft Punk anyhow. And then when Daft Punk cancelled a few hours before taping, they just scrambled to adapt what they had to work anyway.", "Eh, like I said, I'd just assumed that. Didn't know for sure.", "What's hard to understand about it? I guess you should elaborate on why the answer was not satisfactory.", "The problem is when a statistical fact showing normal demographic change over time is then used to and twisted to support a racist conspiracy claiming that a governmental cabal is implementing a long-term plan to replace white people. No one is arguing the trending demographics of the United States (and many other countries) aren't happening, it's WHY and HOW it's happening that gets hijacked and lied about by the Tucker Carlsons of the world to foment more right-wing radicalization and further already out of control political and cultural divisions.", "Nah the best part is just before that, when Colbert is calling him over and Bryan does a \"who, me?\" gesture.", "This was part of some gag through the episode - I think they were supposed to represent the lawyers for Viacom making sure he doesn't say anything about the parent company and how they handled the booking or something like that.", "I'm pretty sure playing the same character every day for years and years would get very tiresome.", ".... why is he even alive :-|", "This video always makes me happy", "And yet a significant number of republican politicians continues to be as batshit insane as ever. Biden might be a kooky old fart but he's not nearly as asinine as these people jfc\n\nThe average people might not be as nearly divided, but their politicians certainly has, which speaks volume about how you can still be neighbors but vote for the kind of people that can fuck your neighbor over", "It was even worse then that - they incited him to headline the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner because they thought he was an actual conservative. Then he proceeded to roast Bush Jr. hard: https://youtu.be/2X93u3anTco", "Why did he ever leave his show on Comedy Central. He was so funny in character. His Late night show pales in comparison.", "That’s a good point too", "[Sure does](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oASYa-Wkroc)", "that went from 9 to 9000 quikcly", "Colbert report was so funny because it often expressed the logical endpoint of half-backed political rhetoric. Today political rhetoric is always at it's endpoint except for blatant racism or extreme apathy towards death.", "Stewart really cared about the daily show and saw the election as the perfect opportunity for a new host as the show would have really high ratings during that year and it would give an inexperienced host time to get into the groove.", "> who grew an audience for zany antics \n\nzany maybe for a boomer", "This implies that he's a piece of shit because he gets paid to be one. I think it's the other way around.", "Because Billy Joel was right.", "He was so much better in character. I miss the daily show/colbert report combo", "Not the same building, but all shot in New York. The exception was visiting Kissinger in DC but that's not too far from New York and he went there frequently to interview politicians.", "Was John Hodgeman in Breaking Bad?", "First thing I ever saw:\n\nTo all my American viewers, merry Christmas! And to all my South American viewers, merry Christmas - learn English!\n\nInstant love.\n\nAlso I spent ages trying to find a full copy of the colbchella episode. It seems to be scrubbed from the public (and torrent) domain :(\n\nEdit: Word", "Ha, no. That was the show creator, Vince Gilligan. They do look not unlike each other though.", "Are you implying that's a problem?", "here is another great example of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTe\\_VQOpSs&ab\\_channel=FunnyOrDie", "Hahahaha oh dear", "So, you don’t blame him for being divisive?\n\nCan y’all not keep track of the points y’all are trying to make or something?", "At the time \"Blurred Lines\" was just a fun pop song. It took a few months before people started talking about how the lyrics were problematic.", "ok boomer", "I forgot how good this song was and is.", "Bigger audience and the potential for more money.", "I remember when this came out, wasn't Kissinger promoting a book or something at that point?", "You still see this Colbert from time to time. Like this Sexiest Man Alive reveal.", "This is one of my favorite things ever. I’m not sure it gets talked about enough. They literally invited him to speak. They do not get sarcasm.", "Who's that guy he keeps dancing with, Steve Bannon?", "Colbert had Kissinger on for his final show too, where he brought back on all his favorite guests. So apparently he has a soft spot for the old war criminal :(", "Bryan Cranston is always a win.", "Na, if you're in a fun bit on tv you're forgiven.\n\nRemember that Bush fellow from a few yers back who lied to the world to start a war? He's painting cute pictures now of himself in the bathtub. What a swell guy.", "This. It's won back to back Emmy's as well", "Colbert is the new Ellen", "Colbert is a mouthpiece for Democrats as much as Tucker Carlson is a mouthpiece for Republicans. They both suck.", "Oh, don't worry. It was more a reaction to Carlson, the topic of your discussion. So it wasn't weird at all.", "Uhh the corespondents dinner has always been this way. They knew they were getting a funny man to be funny. I don't know if they knew how hard he would go on their actual policy.\n\nIt's interesting because elsewhere in this thread they talk about how Colbert had to end the character because it made less and less sense in an increasingly divided society and the correspondents dinner met a similar demise.\n\nUnder Trump the media and Whitehouse couldn't navigate how to have a night like that without simply attempting to savage eachother and they called it off.\n\nUnder Biden it still doesn't make sense because of the state of politics.", "Such a shame, I hear it was the sound of the summer.", "Wow Colbert has some serious natural talent. See his movement with the other celebrities, his timing is better and he's more relaxed. No joke he's a good dancer.", "Which is funny because if you would have asked people 20 years ago, people would have thought he was a great comedy actor who could do dramatic stuff.", "you guys know the correspondents dinner guest speaker is literally invited to mock the other guests right? look at the list of comedians that they have invited. they ALL come to roast everyone there...every single dinner.\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U7AZIdalzM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U7AZIdalzM)\n\nAlso michelle wolf famously ripped them. Stephen colbert being invited is completely in line with every other speaker.", "Oh man, thank you for saying this. I remember so clearly the when this happened, and the whole time I was thinking \"man, I *swear* Robin Thicke was in this\". I really thought I had made up the whole thing for a minute.", "That had to have been a place by place thing, because I definitely remember that conversation being immediate. And not even one where someone had to point it out to anyone; just a big group \"yo what the fuCK\" the first (maybe second) time anyone heard the song.", "Except if you bothered to do anything more than skim the first article you would have seen it isn't a Huffpost study. They just reported on it. It was done at Ohio State Uni.\n\nHere's the journal: [https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1940161208330904](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1940161208330904)\n\nMaybe read a bit further before accusing others of not reading and being scientifically illiterate?", "Here's the study (from OSU, not HuffPo): [The Irony of Satire (LaMarre 2009)](https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/1940161208330904)\n\n\"conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said\"\n\n\"individual-level political conservatism was a significant predictor (*B*=.377,\n*SE*=.077, *p*<.001) of perceptions that Colbert was using humor but truly meant what he said\"", "So leading up to this event Colbert had appearances or interviews with pretty much every single guest that appears here. All of this was preplanned and prerecorded then. None of it was last minute.", "Because evil never dies.", ">it's a fact whites will be a minority in the future\n\nIt's a fact that people have made graphs predicting it. That doesn't mean it's a fact they are correct.", "A lot. Most of this was done well in advance leading up to the final day of Colbchella where Daft Punk was supposed to perform ~~but they're notorious for not doing TV appearances~~ so it was probably a ruse the whole time though I'm sure they had a back up plan if they actually did show up.", "> Joe Biden literally ran on making US less white\n\nPlease cite that matey.\n\nI have no doubt you will struggle.", "The problem with using Tucker is you’d have to explain humour to him and he’s not very bright.", "Lol no. Jeff Bridges", "yeah but gen x exists", "I think you're right that this cannot primarily be blamed on meddling from his CBS overlords, but can be difficult for people to reconcile that Colbert would have willingly turned from someone making fairly biting political satire to being a milquetoast establishment comedian. But if you look back at something like Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear, which really hasn't aged well, maybe that biting satire was a bit toothless all along.", "[More Bryan Cranston rollerskating](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUcw3P8JlNM)", "Didn’t know that", "Could not recognize him without a beard wow", "Yeah this is what stuck out to me. Colbert's great, and his politics are pretty good, which makes seeing one of the greatest monsters in modern American history all that much more jarring.\n\nFuck Henry Kissinger", "[Colbert is cringe AF](https://youtu.be/sSkFyNVtNh8)", "This show, esp the very first episodes, was truly some of the best late night of my life time. Those interviews were some of the funniest shit", "This is the official video in my head.", "Most impressive part, he wasn’t even a tiny bit sweaty when he got back!", "Peak Colbert. Too bad that after the show he went from playing a square to becoming a square.", "You made a new account just to low effort troll this post? What is wrong with you?", "Who were the very serious Asians front row showing zero emotion towards the beginning? Investors?", "ROFL, the family in the front row that just dead pans him.", "https://youtu.be/t-wF3ChPpO0", "Lizard people don’t age", "Ironic", "How dare you suggest that what *I* listen to isn’t propaganda!!!", "It was going great until the blood-soaked monster showed up.", "Bryan Cranston is similar level, but yeah it's just a massive difference with most of the rest. He is the only one feeling the rhythm.", "The irony of this being said in a thread dunking on people for missing an obvious joke.", "After seeing the rollerskates, I'm convinced that's Hal!", "Have you heard of Darth Sidious?", "What does he need an office for these days?", "Emmy worthy", "He's like a modern day Leslie Neilson.", "That's sort of what I figured too. They probably book far enough in advance that they found out about the Daft Punk denial at least a couple of weeks or so beforehand, unless that was a designed fiction to have fun with this sketch. In either case it would let them start filming the clips in NY ahead of time and continue at Coachella. He was in DC regularly for the \"Better Know a District\" series so the timing might have just worked for the exterior capitol shots and the Kissinger stuff.", "This guy used to be funny when he was a sidekick. With his own show, everything seems so forced and phony.", "I doubt Daft Punk cancelled \"a few hours\" before the show. Probably more like a couple of weeks and they ran with this idea, but it's also possible that they never had formally booked Daft Punk and just had fun with this sketch.", "My ex girlfriends dad thought Colbert was just the conservative version of Jon Stewart..", "> \"Party of science\" at it again. \n\n> Pray tell what did the study actually say specifically? Oh you haven't read it? Shocked...\n\nOh the irony. You could have saved everyone's time if you'd have actually read the article, or just clicked the links that would have taken you to the actual study. \n\nHere's the abstract: \n\n> This study investigated biased message processing of political satire in The Colbert Report and the influence of political ideology on perceptions of Stephen Colbert. Results indicate that political ideology influences biased processing of ambiguous political messages and source in late-night comedy. Using data from an experiment (N = 332), we found that individual-level political ideology significantly predicted perceptions of Colbert's political ideology. Additionally, there was no significant difference between the groups in thinking Colbert was funny, but conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not serious when offering political statements. Conservatism also significantly predicted perceptions that Colbert disliked liberalism.\n\nThere. That's what it said. You happy now?", "He (or mods) have since deleted all the posts by whomever supported the racist garbage. \n\nBut yes, for that person, and millions of others in the United States it's seen as a bad thing, and most of them don't know why, just that it will change America and make it worse. \n\nWhich is really, really racist but most of them lack the introspective ability to see that.", "I’ve been asking myself this for some time now.", "Tucker Carlson parodies himself. I'm not sure how much of that he actually does on purpose or does unwittingly, but on multiple occasions he has made obvious ironies on camera, such as admitting that he lies or claiming that \"oligarchs want to tell you what to think\" despite being a literal multimillionaire and oligarch himself.\n\nFor Stephen Colbert to parody Tucker Carlson, he'd just have to imitate him.", "Demographic change has been a constant since the US was colonies. \n\nDemographic change is the norm in most of Europe, as we (white folks) are a group that like to move around. \n\nWhat's the problem with non-Whites collectively being a majority? It seems you are afraid of that. Do bad things happen to minorities in the US? Why is that?", "Watching that on Veteran's Day feels so wrong...yet so right.", "They were supposed to be the execs from Hyundai that sponsored Daft Punk being in the show.\n\nThis is one of my favorite moments in the history, and not even the clip above. The entire show is him showing how he got fucked from Daft Punk not appearing even though he promoted it all summer. So I remember clearly him breaking the news and saying “This has been a huge kick in the balls….brought to you, by Hyundai!”", "One for r/cringetopia", "I remember watching this episode when it first aired, I believe their gag was that they were unimpressed executives or something there to enforce regulations. In the full episode I can remember he does explain who they are.", "You coward.", "I remember watching this the day it aired — was smiling the entire time, and I think about Colbert each time I hear this song even to today", "I liked colbert when he was on comedy central.", "Tucker was pretty funny on the Meat Eater Podcast, but usually he seems pretty dull.", "Good job they \"bailed\" early enough for him to arrange all those cameos with big stars and whatnot.\n\nI'm guessing they were never booked in the first place. They were notoriously media shy and as far as I can think their only TV performances were on the Grammys... so why would they do The Colbert Report?", "Is that... Henry Kissinger???\n\nWhat the fuck’s he doing on TV?? And why is he not dead yet?", "Who are the five suits that don't move?", "Jesus, I miss that show.", "who are those people in the crowd first row just staring at him like robots? 0:40", "Can't say I was expecting Henry Kissinger to make an appearance there.", "Conservative crying about somebody doing something related to vaccines, looks like this one meets the factory specifications boys!", "Henry Kissinger, \nHow I'm missing yer. \nYou're so chubby and so neat. \nWith your funny clothes and your squishy nose, \nYou're like a German parakeet.\n\nAll right so people say that you don't care, \nBut you've got nicer legs than Hitler, \nAnd bigger tits than Cher!\n\nHenry Kissinger, \nHow I'm missing yer, \nAnd wishing you were here!", "Yeah I was trying to imagine what having daft punk on a show like colbert would even play like, and I can't. Two figures in helmets playing prerecorded beats doesn't really work for a TV show. This kind of montage is a better bit than what they claimed the original planned option was.", "Meh.", "I don't blame them at all tbh. Stewart especially, the Daily Show made a point of finding tons of horrible things happening, and then trying to walk that balanced line of outrage and humor. \n\nAnd like, after years of that, the humor just drains away. It's like with Trump- he was ridiculous and horrible to begin with, and it was always \"oh man, what did he do *today*?\" \n\nBut then after years it was just... there isn't any humor left to be had. This is who the president is.", "He’s seen enough body bags and ball sacks.", "Daft Punk didn't bail. They never agreed on a performance or an interview. This clip was being prepared for few weeks. It's actually a ruse that was well covered on news at the time, you can search it. But it is golden anyway.", "That was awesome. And I had no idea that horrible song was by daft punk, I hate it slightly less now", "He’s a reverse Leslie Nielson. Nielson went from drama to comedy. Cranston went from comedy to drama.", "Unfortunately it wasn't just Stewart who left but all the top tier correspondents and most of the writers.", "His new show is far more divisive...", "He had at least two interviews with Colbert, one that season. Everyone who showed up appeared on the show that season. It was all pre recorded", "The clapping gets so annoying. Wish people knew how to enjoy music without having to haphazardly attempt to clap in time.", "Sad. Todays Colbert is trash.", "He didn't start the fire?", "No that's Devon, the creator of \"Pile of Bullets\"!", "...Was that Henry Kissinger?", "I think Amazon is out of stock but I can't find any Matt Damon Booth anymore, does anyone have one for sale?", "Reflecting on his war crimes.", "Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools!", "Maybe the most cringe man in entertainment.", "There was an entire political party for them! They managed to seat several Congressmen and a few Senators over the ~16 years they were active, and even got over 21% of the vote when running former President Filmore for election in 1856.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing\n\nEven if someone has only seen *Gangs of New York* they should have some inkling of how deep America’s xenophobic roots run.\n\nAt this point they’ve got to either be working to stay ignorant or else they’re faking it because facts are inconvenient to their defense of fascists like Tucker Carlson.", "Not really accurate - Colbert playing his satirical republican shtick was a pretty big departure from other hosts the Bush administration invited for the event. Jay Leno (2), Drew Carrey, Ray Charles, Darryl Hammond, Rich Little, Craig Ferguson, & Cedric The Entertainer. \n\nEspecially in the middle of his second term, I'm not quite sure they were prepared to absolutely shredded in the way that he went about it.. a bit different than cracking some lighthearted jokes. Michelle Wolfe did hers without the prez and vice in attendance. Colbert is on record as saying \"those people couldn't take a fucking joke,\" and \"no one on the dais would make eye contact with me when it was over.\"", "Colbert is still surprisingly creative and full of energy even at his current age. This is him last-night, naming Paul Rudd as Sexiest man alive [https://youtu.be/UcjUov44PVM](https://youtu.be/UcjUov44PVM)", "> Unfortunately it wasn't just Stewart who left but all the top tier correspondents **and most of the writers.**\n\nand that's why Last Week Tonight rules, John Oliver brought all the good writers", "Colbert isn’t a comedian", "> He didn't start the fire?\n\nnah that shit was already there", "They DO have their own schools!", "A rare video of tons of celebs mashed up that isn't overblown, doesn't feel like it was just to say \"look how much reach I have\" but rather it was just them having fun together.", "Just say “Fuck Joe Biden”. Show some fucking spine.", "Eat your heart out “Halloween Kills”", "Lol, last week tonight sucks. It's just John Oliver guffawing at the camera and saying \"come on it's [insert year]\" after hitting what he thinks was a banger of half researched one sided hackery.", "Something that Americans don't seem to realize is how Newscorp and Viacom used their networks to push hyper partisan divisions.\n\nI liked Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert but they had shady bosses.\n\nViacom owns BET, MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, Paramount, CBS, and more. Huge company with an insane amount of influence over left leaning Americans.\n\nNewscorp started FOX News in 96 immediately following the FCC wiping out 70 year old anti-monopoly laws that were created to keep the news honest.\n\nBefore 96, news was non partisan and people watched the same networks regardless of political affiliation. After 96, media shifted to being highly partisan and guys like Stewart and Colbert were intentionally paired against O'Reilly and the other FOX bobbleheads.\n\nWhen Keith Olberman and O'Reilly got into a feud on air, it was great for their ratings until they started dishing dirt on each other's parent companies. Their bosses got together and made them stop.\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/01/business/media/01feud.html", "Audience ruined it. Who the fuck feels the need to clap over everything?", "[ **Jump to 00:40 @** Colbert's Colb-Chella Dance-Party Tribute Video Extravaganza](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUp_gsyyC_s&t=0h0m40s)\n \n ^(Channel Name: SilentBob731, Video Popularity: 97.84%, Video Length: [05:21])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@00:35](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUp_gsyyC_s&t=0h0m35s) \n \n----------------------------------------------------------------------------- \n \n ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)", "Damn, I miss The Colbert Report", "> TDS\n\nTotal Disolved Solids?", "But what's up with that joyful Asian delegation on the first row?!", "The crazy thing is he owns it. We all knew exactly what Colbert was there for, and so did Cranston, but he sold that he was shy and surprised in that take. What an actor.", "If we jailed presidents for committing war crimes while in office, they'd all be taken into custody immediately after their term ends.", "Colbert is a woke court jester now. His comedy is to preach at you with a smile and you're supposed to take it. His interview with Jon Stewart when Stewart dare suggest it was a lab leak for covid is embarrassing.", "Let’s go Brandon!", "Theyre different shows really. Trevor Noah's version is quite good when you understand his humor. His ability to put out new programming from his home during the pandemic was also pretty impressive.", "Cute little Republican parrot. TDS! Squawk! Let's go Brandon! Squawk! Ivermectin! \n\nStop repeating other people's words and find your own.", "I didn't know how much I needed this. Thank you!", "Boomer humor.", "Interesting. Got any examples of said one sided hackery?", "good to hear from the goats in this thread", "Let's not forget Tucker Carlson's show has repeatedly been in front of federal court arguing that their show is parody and/or satire [to get out of real defamation and libel lawsuits](https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye).", "Conservatives killed satire because they never saw it.", "so many smiles and laughs here <3", "I call it Putting Down the Duckie. \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acBixR_JRuM", "One important difference is that Stewart and Colbert reported on and mocked the truth, whereas Fox is basically fear mongering and lies.", "I thought he handled that interview fine, the lab leak theory was still very fringe at the time and he managed to not expand on it while still entertaining the idea.", "The war crimes guy?", "Colbert is not funny", "And we don’t like Boomer Humor, either.", "Bang!", "It was his final show and daft punk “Get Lucky” was his favorite song at the time.", "Reportedly, when he greeted the guests on his way off the stage, Laura Bush told him to go fuck himself.", "Who are those people in suits at the front who refused to dance or give him a high five? Is that a joke?", "No, Ryan started the fire.", "FIRE-d GUY!", "It wasn't that fringe. Everyone just wanted it to be fringe because somehow that helped Trump? Gotta remember, lab leak was racist. Bat soup wasn't.", "Yeah, I could have done without a war criminal.", "It was *the* song of the summer! \n\nHonestly I enjoyed the Colbert Show so much at this time. I remember when this happened, it was soon after Stewart retired from Daily Show, and that grainy video of him was like 🤯 \n\nEdited bc my memory sucks and this was PRE-Stewart retirement", "Stewart and Colbert were comedians. Stewart went on CNN and scolded them for not being good journalists but at the same time, his cop out was that he was a comedian and has no ethical responsibility as a journalist. American liberals watched his show and got all their politics from comedians while making fun of FOX viewers for watching the right wing equivalent and doing the same stupid shit.\n\nI'm a news junky. My first job was delivering papers and my dad would come home, read the paper, watch the news, and I do the same thing.\n\nJournalism used to be a respectable industry. It was the 4th estate.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Estate\n\nWith media concentration in the 90s, journalism basically just turned into an entertainment industry run by corporations. Regardless if Stewart or Colbert are decent guys or not, it doesn't matter because they have limits to what they can say and most of their stuff is scripted and written by teams of writers. It's a controlled medium.\n\nAfter 911, all the major networks fired all the old anti-war celebrities which led to a 20 year war on terror.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/ozxzNjRqCiE", "His Israel-Palestine commentary is abhorrently one sided. I'm fairly certain Hamas writes it for him. He's clearly upset that Iron Dome prevents rockets from falling on civilians because it's unfair to Palestine.", "https://youtu.be/C93i6vaJ3lY", ">A lot. Most of this was done well in advance leading up to the final day of Colbchella where Daft Punk was supposed to perform but they're notorious for not doing TV appearances so it was probably a ruse the whole time though I'm sure they had a back up plan if they actually did show up.\n\nI'm pretty sure they cancelled because they were booked to perform at the trash fence at Burning Man.", "Fuck Colbert. What a piece of shit.", "Dude I miss that show", "I think he does consulting work for corporations...Naomi Klein wrote about him declining to take various positions to avoid disclosing his corporate ties in *The Shock Doctrine.* I don't know how to feel about Colbert making light of Kissinger.", "Yeah i could see that being a big hit for him. I still love the late show, hes definitely still got style but i think he is past his prime. At age 60 it isnt suprising that he decided to chill out a bit, couldnt keep doing the satire bit forever anyways", "He still is. Does the Number 1 late night program. Check out his 2-part \"sexiest man alive\" bit from yesterday. Hilarious.", "Never been in a studio audience, have you? They were told to clap.", "Thats how colbert got to do the presidential dinner for bush in 2006 lol. They thought he was republican", "He's really talented", "The writers of Malcolm in the Middle would often write Cranston's character to be into some challenging physical comedy situation (like the speed walking episode or roller skating) because Cranston would famously give everything 110%. It became a fun challenge.", "I heard the song being played on repeat in Barcelona. What a great time", "I like Trevor's comedy, but I don't care for his Daily Show. The jokes don't feel like they're his jokes and he doesn't push his outsider's angle in places that it could really show off. Trumpist cronyism is very familiar to a South African. The end road for a lot of those same polices is the place South Africa sits right now - corruption that causes utilities and public services to fail. \n\nI think some of it is just because Americans are pretty intolerant of foreigners talking smack. I suspect that some of the earlier instances went over like a lead balloon and so they stopped doing them.", "Practically the entire world 1000% backs Israel. Do you think the Palestinian people deserve no advocates internationally?", "I always loved the Colbert report. I always preferred it to the daily show… which might be sacrilege", "oh from back when he was funny, and licked less boot.", "Just that fact that you would joke/say that Hamas wrote it for him tells me you are certainly too biased for your opinion to matter. I haven't even seen it, but if you are super pro-Israel then obviously anything that isn't licking Israel's ass is going to sound one sided.", "And this offends you, as a Jewish person?", "I love that guy!", "Oh man I remember the wrist strong bracelets lol", "Daft Punk is great but he really put on a show that made their absence acceptable.", "He allegedly is supposed to be doing a deep informed dive on his topics. He's supposed to be informing through humor and as you've just demonstrated he's advocating to an audience. You don't dispute it's a one sided take. You're glad that it is. \n\nAnd Israel has had more resolutions condemning them with the UN than all of North Korea, China, Iran and Russia combined.", "I miss Daft Punk hope they both are doing well.", "Network TV has really neutered him.", "The gag was that they were execs from hyundai, who were there after mailing colbert a big check (which he cashed) to sponsor the episode where he promised them daft punk.", "It wasn't this final show, it was a year and a half before that. Colbchella '13 baby", "Henry Kissinger \nHow I'm missing yer \nYou're the Doctor of my dreams\nWith your crinkly hair and your glassy stare\n\nAnd your machiavellian schemes \nI know they say that you are very vain \nAnd short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane \nHenry Kissinger\n\nHow I'm missing yer\nAnd wishing you were here\n\nHenry Kissinger \nHow I'm missing yer \nYou're so chubby and so neat \nWith your funny clothes and your squishy nose\n\nYou're like a German parakeet \nAll right so people say that you don't care \nBut you've got nicer legs than Hitler \nAnd bigger tits than Cher\n\nHenry Kissinger \nHow I'm missing yer \nAnd wishing you were here", "I watch this every time I feel down. It always lifts my spirits..", "Is that not an indictment that maybe their actions are bad on a lot of issues?", "He's not Edward Murrow. He's a left leaning comedian. He's done over 200 episodes. Most of which give a decently fair take on complex issues. \n\nI'm not going to go look at your comment history but I'd be willing to bet you're absolutely obsessed with Israel.", "Thank you! That is hilarious.", "You're the Doctor of my dreams!", "Seriously every night at 10 I’d turn on the daily show and then watch Colbert report after. Good times", "The Rollercoaster of cameos was amazing!", "Probably the least funny man on tv.", "A huge oversight considering they have a standing engagement there ever year.", "Stewart hadn’t retired yet, that was when he was filming a movie in Israel and John Oliver was filling in for him for like 2 months.", "There is a huge difference between going with the current and making said current. Colbert didnt start it at all but can you really say that audiences dont want it?", "Hal transformation was something else. Just realized he was on Seinfeld too", "I watched that yesterday and this today. The video in this post is far far better.", "Who's boot?", "I saw someone type out \"fucl< joe biden\" which honestly was the most pathetic thing I've seen on reddit. Trying to look all edgy but cant bring himself to say a naughty word", "You’re seriously comparing a comedian’s show on Comedy Central to a pundits show on a news channel? Really?", "I still want a show with Cranston and Hugh Laurie. Whatever it might be, those two could make it work. Bonus points if the slap Robert Sean Leonard in it for the good old House+Wilson dynamic.", "**A boot is a type of footwear. Most boots mainly cover the foot and the ankle, while some also cover some part of the lower calf.**\n\nMore details here: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot> \n\n\n\n*This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!*\n\n[^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)", "Cranston had a pretty lengthy career in straight roles, but was mostly a supporting actor and wasn't well known before Malcolm. I saw a profile/interview with him and was surprised at [how far back his career went.](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0186505/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1)", "The world needs Colbert back now more then ever before. \n\nThe current night show version of him just dosent have it.\n\nGod fucking damit I miss jon Stewart and Colbert.\n\nCome back you fucks, we need you!", "This is more about how is is suddenly perceived as the nice uncle George now that he's dilletanting as a painter \n\nAnd also : maybe not commit war crimes?\n\nAnd before you answer something like \"in war times what must be done must be done\" how about not signing any international treaties then saying otherwise?", "It was not his final show. This video happened in 2013 and his show ended a year later. You might be conflating him playing “Holland 1945” by neutral milk hotel, which is his favorite song, on his last episode with this event.", "Something something Daft Punk broke up.", "MAAAAAAANNNN!!!! I miss Colbert...whatever evil corporate alien has inhabited his body can fuck right off", "Yeah it’s a good thing Colbert stopped being politically divisive on his new show", "I still miss the Colbert Report.", "...tbh I'd be super bummed if I didn't get to see Daft Punk no matter what I'd get in return.", "Shhh.", "Acting", "Not committing war crimes is a good idea, obviously. I am just suggesting that literally all presidents, including George W Bush, are war criminals and that war criminals should be in prison instead of painting or getting hundreds of thousands of dollars in speaker fees.", "This was one of my favorite bits by him at the time.", "I wish Stephen colbert was still doing the colbert report", "This is a helluva scramble with weeks worth of footage of people lip syncing and dancing to this song. I doubt it was actually a “last minute cancel”", "The Colbert Report was fun. The daily show is a show about a privileged semi-black dude talking about unprivileged people's problems.", "I mean the daily show with Jon Stewart. Not Trevor Noah", "Most definitely, but it was [Colbert's eyes](https://gyazo.com/ecb7d835f78a2ebedb8c22e8e57abbde) afterwards that really did it for me lool", "That pseudo-slow-mo skating around pseudo-slow-mo Colbert was subtly beautiful.", "Would've been better to see Colbert pop out of Kissinger's jail cell", "Get Lucky is a terrible song", "I'd seen a gif of that expression so many times and didn't realize this was the source of it", "The speed walking, roller skating and Dance Dance Revolution scenes/episodes were among the best on the show. But even with the more \"subtle\" comedic parts he was great. I don't know how to explain it, but there was such a great blend of sincerity, naivety, earnestness, desire, or whatever blend of emotions and traits that just made him a great character.", "Well John Stewart does have a new show on AppleTV+", "And your Machiavelliiii-ian schemes...", "Like watching Pol Pot just come boogieing his way down the Soul Train line", "The golden era of comedy central", "What did he do? Lol", "Naturally coming across a gif's origin is like getting hit with a plane's shadow. Such a nice little life moment.", "And that’s why Fox is trash. Those 2 comedians are more trustworthy than the entire network that is Fox “News”", "> Stewart went on CNN and scolded them for not being good journalists but at the same time, his cop out was that he was a comedian and has no ethical responsibility as a journalist.\n\nThat's a fairly vapid analysis of a meditative discussion on state of the news media.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE", "Back when Colbert was great ...", "No way, the Late Show is so, so bad imo. Colbert went from my being my favorite comedian and performer to garbage-tier almost overnight. I wrote essays about him in high school and read all of his books, and had to stop watching anything he did. \n\nHe went from biting commentary to painfully forced celebrity interviews and lowest hanging fruit political jokes. He sanded off every edge for network TV and, even as a lefty, just devolved into an average /r/politics commenter level of jokes and commentary for 4 years (\"Trump? More like Drumpf, am I right guys??\")", "A puppet for the establishment", "[He had a different number for the finale with a _lot_ more participants.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEq3TCxbvJs)", "A joke from earlier in the episode. Lawyers or something from Hyundai because the Daft Punk appearance was supposed to have been sponsored by them.", "Colbchella '013*", ">. American liberals watched his show and got all their politics from comedians while making fun of FOX viewers for watching the right wing equivalent and doing the same stupid shit.\n\nNo. People did NOT think they were watching a news show when they watched Stewart and Colbert.\n\nPeople DO \\*think\\* they watch news when they watch Fox. \n\nThat's a REALLY IMPORTANT distinction.", "Can someone please create a bot that posts this video every time Tucker Carlson is mentioned on reddit? Asking seriously. It’s a succinct explanation of Tucker, and from his own words. It hurts to see people confused about his antics, it’s all coldly calculated and maniacal and precise. Every story and “opinion” he professes on his show is to serve a single purpose, which is please please please “Don’t eat the rich”. He is the modern day version of Marie Antoinette. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/RNineSEoxjQ", "You can. I'm not.", "Every few years I just assume he's died until I run into him being quoted somewhere and have one of those \"God damn, he's *still* not dead?\" moments. Kinda like with Keith Richards.", "No. It's an indictment that a large percentage of the world is not 1000% behind Israel.", "Why is boot?", "Do you know what season and episode number?", "Just goes to show how useless the Emmy's are.", "Why wouldnt you, he is part of the hell scape and making things worse. Calling the president \"Putins cock holster\" isnt helping and is just going to make things worse.", "One side was open and honest about being comedy/theater/satire, the other side tricked a lot of people into thinking it was honest news/journalism. Ironically, the satire shows actually spoke truth to power, and the other side’s shows sided with the wealthy and powerful.", "Alex Jones’s lawyers said the same thing! It’s why you should never take those guys seriously", "One of the best", "He dance like ellen DeGeneres", "I'm not sure anyone could have predicted his performance as Walter White.", "/r/UnexpectedSeinfeld", "What planet are you on that you're comparing BET, MTV and Nickelodeon as liberal outlets to Fox News as a conservative outlet??? One side has SpongeBob whose apparently a beacon of liberalism to you while the other literally peddles political extremism and outright racism.\n\nAnd comparing comedy shows to actual news broadcasts? Are you completely devoid of context when you watch TV? Do you think all TV is real???", "I don't understand how they get away with that. This is literally the first sentence on Fox's website on the About Tucker section: [Tucker Carlson currently serves as host of FOX News Channel’s flagship primetime cable news program...](https://www.foxnews.com/shows/tucker-carlson-tonight)\n\nI just wish one of these lawsuits would result in a big old warning that his show is intended as satire and entertainment only every time they come off a commercial break.", "Best not ask what that slot on the front of the Matt Damon Booth is for.", "He was also on King of Queens.", "Yeah when Bill O'Reilly can take a joke better than you its honestly time for some self reflection.", "Man, Bryan Cranston is probably the greatest actor who ever lived. Just look up \"Barely Legal Pawn\" and you'll see why.", "It's French. *Bitch*", "Now that you say this... I think this would be a pretty neat subreddit idea; \"the origins\". I really enjoy mentally collecting things like that, and have a small list of things that I've enjoyed discovering... Is there an existing one? I'm looking now, anyone else comment if they know of one.", "Why is Henry Kissinger alive, while Christopher Hitchens is not?", "“Sorry doc I can’t be healthy I have my politics to worry about.”", "What a lovely sentiment. I feel like I was hit by a plane’s shadow", "He is, even if you don’t find his comedy funny", "In retrospect, the big problem with Colbert's conservative persona wasn't that it caused divisiveness, but that it was a template for the alt-right. His schtick from back then would just be seen as a normal conservative \"owning the libs\" today.", "Shit. I’ve been exposed by the folks at truth unmuted! Stay out of my pizza parlor.", "It wasn't a ruse, and this title is misleading.\n\n**Daft Punk was forced to cancel their scheduled appearance on Colbert because they were *also* scheduled to make a *surprise* performance at the upcoming VMAs, and going on Colbert would have violated their contract with MTV.**\n\nPlease don't make shit up just because you don't know the answer. It took me 30 seconds to look this up.", "He was in an episode of xfiles. You really get the feel of a working guy full of desperation that kinda of hints at it.\n\n\nA lot of people breaking bad and better call Saul were on the original xfiles. A lot of those episodes were directed by Vince Gilligan.", "> guys like Stewart and Colbert were intentionally paired against O'Reilly and the other FOX bobbleheads.\n\n*Huge* age gap in the viewership there...", "Dick Cheney - also alive.", "Comedy/sense of humour is famously subjective. He's not playing the hyper partisan satirical idiot anymore and if that's what you're still looking for, that show is over. But brilliance doesn't die and although he has reinvented himself for a large national mainstream audience and has to do a monologue now, he is still as brilliant as ever, and more freely exploring the space of his immense talent. As for his commentary on Trump, it's been quite poignant and incisive. I think he literally won an Emmy for his election night show when Trump won when he consoled a shocked nation and steadied the ship. I think that was a far more valuable role he played than playing a mock Fox news idiot. But with comedy, it's always been: to each his own.", "**Daft Punk was forced to cancel their scheduled appearance on Colbert because they were *also* scheduled to make a *surprise* performance at the upcoming VMAs, and going on Colbert would have violated their contract with MTV.**\n\nIt took 30 seconds to look that up.", "Journalism was briefly a respectable industry. It started as crap and ended as crap. The highlight of \"noble journalism\" was Watergate but that also was its undoing and further when you look at the politics of the time it gets worse. The owners of the WP and NYT hated Nixon, not because of any noble principles, and there was many things to hate about him, but he just wasn't \"their guy\". So when the opportunity came to shame him and turn national sentiment against him they did. Nixon is to the left of Biden. \n\nThe end result of Watergate was Fox News and OAN. Conservative learned how important it was to have a dedicated disinformation platform. The intermediate result was elections like the Hart campaign. A popular skilled politician was accused of having a consenting affair and it ended his political career. Said politician was a skilled diplomat and understood foreign relations. He wrote a paper in the 90s predicting the rise of conservative \"Muslim\" terrorist groups. If Hart was able to run for and win president in 1988 we'd be a completely different and possibly better country today.\n\nWhat we tend to forget as Americans, is most of out \"traditions\" are often less than a century old. Just because your parents or grandparents experienced something doesn't make it the only way or even the best way to do something.", "**Daft Punk was forced to cancel their scheduled appearance on Colbert because they were *also* scheduled to make a *surprise* performance at the upcoming VMAs, and going on Colbert would have violated their contract with MTV.**\n\nPlease don't make shit up just because you don't know the answer. It took me 30 seconds to look this up.", "Steve Bannon?", "why is colbert always so chummy with kissinger?", "Daft Punk was forced to cancel their scheduled appearance on Colbert because they were *also* scheduled to make a *surprise* performance at the upcoming VMAs, and going on Colbert would have violated their contract with MTV.", "And power rangers", "Blissfully Ignorant", "I think it was that X-Files episode that showed he could ride the line between likeable and hateable, - a sympatric horrible person, which the future creator of Breaking Bad was there too.", "Why is the video blurred out? Am I the only one that goes forward and it's just a bunch of squiggly lines?", "I agree, they should be held accountable and it shouldn't be an option in the first place.", "I wanna know the story of those 5 people in the frontrow", ">John Oliver was filling in for him\n\nAnd really knocked it out of the park. It's a shame he didn't continue hosting after Stewart left. We got Last Week Tonight out of it, but I would have preferred him to stay on the Daily Show.", "Agreed. But this is one memorable skit from a long running show. It's supposed to stand out. The \"sexiest man\" bit from the other day was not bad for just another Tuesday.\n\nEdit: I would still say that this is more entertaining and has greater production effort put in it but that is funnier. This had me beaming from ear to ear, that had me in stitches.", "He's just an unfunny political puppet these days", "He is doing a different type of comedy for the audience that would watch that time slot. That being said, it really feels like you are watching a closer version of himself rather than a character. He is very knowledgeable and intelligent ... it really shows when he goes into intricate details during an interview, you can see he actually cares about some of the people he has on. I think that is why I find it hard to watch Fallon, he isn't a good interviewer and his energy feels like an act.\n\nEven if Network TV has neutered his skits, I think overall, it is a better show. Plus he now has had the most watched Late Night show for 5 years straight. And this is in a world where fewer and fewer people even watch live Network TV.", "You're correct! Thanks I'm getting old and hazy!", "I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of magic fire that's been burning since the world's been turning? Boy, I really hope somebody gets dragged before the Hague as a war criminal for that blunder.", "> “I think people don’t really want constant divisiveness.”\n\nIs this a real quote of his? Does he watch his own late night show? It's nothing but political, which is inherently divisive.", "I'm sorry, this whole chain makes this comment delightfully ironic.\n\n>Lefty doing what hes told without question, nothing new here! \n\nBecause you guys are repeating near identical silliness across the board. I don't think I could even write software that could be as predictable or as consistent regardless of input.", "I have completely wasted my life. I should have followed my dream because this is EXACTLY what i wanted to do. Something that is dancing, fun, and entertaining. Not one corp that i’ve worked for has ever appreciated me doing a shuffle down the hall.", "Man I loved Malcolm in the middle. There are only a handful of characters who can be funny, dramatic, tough, and vulnerable. Truly a legend of our time. Yes, everyone, I’m talking about Frankie Muniz.", "All I could think of is the snapping and all the same arm dance moves they all had! Hahahah", "Can we please just all come together and agree to stop clapping during songs?", "No, he isn't. He used to be clever. Now he caters to the lowest common denominator.", "That show has become so cringe.", "I think about this video all the time and no one ever talks about it. Definitely a classic celebrity montage video", "It isn't a subreddit, but [Know Your Meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes) is a great website for this.", "Interesting. I didn't know that.", "Wow that whole current year thing is really ingrained into the conservative hive mind. I saw Facebook memes in 2014 saying that.", "And Babylon 5.", "“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.” - Charles Dickens.", "Ya know, he's VERY nearly matching the kickline\n\n​\n\nAnd he's doing it in a suit.", "The conflict between your first and third points is what that user is trying to get at. Yes, we all know that were comedians, but they were already doing better than actual news organizations and had an excellent opportunity to continue raising the bar on journalism. Sure, it's not the job of a comedian to do that, but by golly was he great at it and I wish he didn't go away for as long as he did. \n\nOliver is decent, but he's never been close to what Stewart was in his heyday.", "It's weird from the other side as well. We're appreciating the GIF *because* it's a reference to something we're already familiar with. That's an inherent part of it. The idea that it takes on a life of its own outside of that, devoid of context, is a little strange.", "Could someone explain these URLs to me? \n\nBeen seeing them a lot more recently and they obviously work for some people but how and why are there even backslashes in a URL and what browser/app can open them?", "[It was the sound of the future.](https://youtu.be/zhl-Cs1-sG4)", ">Journalism used to be a respectable industry.\n\nI think you're mixing up journalism, news, and news-entertainment. Journalism is still out there doing good work, but it's only a tiny fraction of what people read. The rest is news and news-entertainment, which is the vast majority of what's out there now and what's always been out there. People have been calling the media trash for hundreds of years. Many people are just now realizing it as we have the internet, instant communication, and the flow of information is higher than it's ever been before.", "Also [the sound of tomorrow.](https://youtu.be/OzZAHvq_UqI)", "I saw him play Howard Beale on Network on stage. He was, of course, brilliant… and on stage for a full 3 hours! (For some reason, no intermission.)", "This was one of the high points of a fantastic show, right up there with the [three-way crossover fight between Steven, Jon Stewart and Conan](https://youtu.be/6oTTEtL3yxM).", "FOX News had nothing to do with the anti-monopoly laws. Murdoch already had a 24 hour news network in Sky News and wanted one in America to compete against CNN.", " these shows are made for the progressive left and simply feed off the notion anything thats not far left is racist.\n\nProblem is all these late night shows are chasing after that same small demographic so they’ve all become caricatures of themselves which lead to absurd displays as you see here.\n\nIts just bad tv thats just stale", "To be fair he looks a lot like Bannon there, I thought it was him, too, geez.\n\nEDIT: But also to be fair, it'd be ridiculous to see Bannon do that. I know.", "It wasn’t on short notice. He was a guest that week. The people that were on recently were there. It was also a good interview, usually no one even in the mainstream actually discusses what Kissinger believes. Most people are completely unaware who he is and how bad he is.", "The golden era of TV ;_;", "He was well known for being Dr. Tim Watley. But it was more \"hey it's Tim Watley!\" rather than \"hey, it's Bryan Cranston!\"", "I can very much assure you that Wade Boggs is not dead.", "For real, but that back-arch move he was doing at one point looked painful. I'm 32 and i dont think my body could ha dle what he did haha", "Yep, I liked the old Daily Show butColbert was must-see.\n\nHis White House Correspondents dinner back in 2006 was amazing. \n\nI can't begrudge Colbert for moving to the networks to get a bigger paycheck, bigger audience, but doing less edgy satire. A decade is a long time to be top-tier and he deserves it.\n\nEdit: typo", "He actually mentioned this. He doesn’t like Kissinger. He said his first political memory as a teen was the Nixon administration. He’s had a lot of the Watergate figures on over the years, from the journalists to the political advisers, he’s just a nerd for that era.", "Just like Rachel maddiw has…\n\nhttps://greenwald.substack.com/p/a-court-ruled-rachel-maddows-viewers\n\nSeriously, watching people decry carlson and fox for the same thing cnn/msnbc do is truly peak partisan denial", "Corny guy dances with pointless celebrity cameos.\n\nI honestly have no idea how people find this stuff entertaining. Vomit-inducing.", "I mean, it never is. That's how most of tv works. But it's still impressive to get him to participate in something so silly.", "If you are bad at acting I suggest acting like a better actor.", "Bailed? someone didnt do the research", "That episode where he showed up and gave Gus a long-winded, detailed explanation of the geography of New Mexico and the surrounding regions was a real barn-burner.", "holy shit, thank you so much for this!!!!!!!!!", "The usual guest spots on sitcoms/procedurals that form the resume of a lot of working actors who aren't a big success mixed in with some voice acting work.\n\n*Seinfeld* was really his biggest break. He turned a one-off, one scene guest role into a recurring minor character that was often a major part of the episodes he appeared in.\n\n*Malcolm* was him parlaying that into a series regular role because his *Seinfeld* breakout pegged him as a comedic actor.", "Yeah I was not expecting him to jump straight to defending genociders lol.", "New reddit started messing up urls I think, and has some way of converting them back, too", "Greatest actor who ever loved because he looked surprised in a comedy sketch?", "You also get more genuine interaction with guests on a daily basis. I know that sounds weird to say about a talk show because really a lot of it is planned out beforehand but it isn't always, and more importantly it's in comparison to The Colbert Report where he was playing a specific character.\n\nI don't think it would be just about money but about connecting with a wider and different audience. It's okay to not do the same thing or appeal to the same audience forever. And it is also healthy to let something go when it has run its course (and The Colbert Report did).", "He was also Fei Long in the Street Fighter 2 movie.", "God bless you, /u/Howls_Moving_Asshole, for your candid sweetness. This slice of the internet belongs in /r/rimjob_steve.", "He's an Agent Provocateur. The ideologies he parrots are not sincerely held opinions. Tucker Carlson's fatal flaw in the end isn't his ideological standpoint (which I'm sure is loathsome anyway) but his capacity to do harm to people. To families and communities across the country. He could redeem himself today by uncoupling his persona from the toxic slurry of partisan propaganda. Say it was all an act and you're sorry. The problem is Carlson is a nobody - and there are a million other nobodies in line to fill his place. \n\nHow do you solve a problem like that?", "I don't mind problematic lyrics so much as they inspire dialogue but I don't think the song would have had the legs it did in the public conscious if there wasn't that lawsuit by Marvin Gaye's family and if Thicke didn't also get hit with a harassment accusation for his drunken groping on the set of the video.", "Might have also been related to Pharrell's connection to both.", "Cranston is one of my favorite actors not just because of his solid performances and incredible work ethic, but because of what you’re touching on. \n\nWatch his interviews with Conan. Cranston is a genuinely levelheaded and emotionally intelligent person. That blend of sincerity and earnestness you’re describing in that show is the fact that Hal as a character is an earnest, loving, and sincere father, just extremely silly. Cranston understands what makes an earnest, loving, and sincere father figure and doesn’t take himself seriously so he plays the role perfectly because he actually embodies it. \n\nI really think it’s the emotional intelligence/empathy. He just seems like one of those incredibly considerate people you meet in life that just “get it”. I bet he gives great life advice.", "It appears to be some effort to escape the special characters that is then escaped again into an html entity. Just bad coding somewhere. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTe_VQOpSs", "Really close though, Fallon is 30 rock, the rockets are across the street at radio city, and AGT was at radio city as well.", "Who cares about being an elitist with humor? Why does this site have such a inferiority complex with things previous generations liked? Is this all projections of hating your parents or something?", "Especially when they're clapping on the 1 and 3.", "Man I miss the Colbert Report and Daily Show back then. Little nostalgia trip for me.", "Gotta try to make themselves part of it", ">when he consoled a shocked nation and steadied the ship\n\nlib moment", "They said it was \"cancelled\" but it might have been a bit of hyperbole where they just weren't able to book because of that conflict/contract. The host was a fictional character so you need to take things with a grain of salt.", "He also did a rendition of the rap sequence, of the Gorillaz ‘Feel Good’ on his current show. He switches out the words ‘Chocolate Attack’ in the original lyrics for ‘Mayonnaise Attack’. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/u7L0MfhlowU", "I still remember his performance of Rebecca Black's \"Friday\" on Jimmy Fallon's show as one of the most joyful moments in television history. It even made me love the song.", "I didn't make it up, I pulled it all from an an interview with Colbert: https://ew.com/article/2013/12/03/stephen-colbert-daft-punk-get-lucky-video/\n\nNothing I wrote was contradicted by what you said, which makes sense, because I just wrote what Colbert himself said. They started production on the video weeks in advance, and they didn't get the final confirmation that Daft Punk wouldn't be on the show until a few hours before taping. If you have any problem with that sequence of events, then go accuse Colbert of making it up.\n\n> [Colbert:] Once we started putting pieces together, about four or five days before the show, [we knew] that we had a piece here… And I was also very confident that Daft Punk was gonna come. And so were they. And they actually came to New York. We flew them in. **It wasn’t until 1 p.m. the day of that show that we knew for sure that they weren’t coming [to the show].**", "I'll never forget this one and the \"Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear\".", "God damn right.", "Bryan Cranston always up for a bit. That was really awesome - aisde from giving any sort of recognition beyond deepest disdain for Henry fucking Kissinger", "It's hilarious how they traded Daft Punk for half a dozen way bigger celebrities.", "https://ew.com/article/2013/12/03/stephen-colbert-daft-punk-get-lucky-video/\n\n> [Colbert:] Once we started putting pieces together, about four or five days before the show, [we knew] that we had a piece here… And I was also very confident that Daft Punk was gonna come. And so were they. And they actually came to New York. We flew them in. **It wasn’t until 1 p.m. the day of that show that we knew for sure that they weren’t coming [to the show].**", "Colbert is by far the best interviewer of the late night hosts, maybe ever. There will always be a place for that.", "https://ew.com/article/2013/12/03/stephen-colbert-daft-punk-get-lucky-video/\n\n> [Colbert:] Once we started putting pieces together, about four or five days before the show, [we knew] that we had a piece here… And I was also very confident that Daft Punk was gonna come. And so were they. And they actually came to New York. We flew them in. **It wasn’t until 1 p.m. the day of that show that we knew for sure that they weren’t coming [to the show].**", "I'm glad you're able to find enjoyment in his new work. I reject the idea that people only found enjoyment in his old work because he was \"playing an idiot,\" but I'll assume you weren't implying that his old work was somehow more low-brow material for dummies. \n\nYou're right, though, humor is subjective. I find his Late Show style to be a more preachy style where he just says things to his audience that they already believe and there is very little subversion of expectations other than \"how is he going to arrange the words in this insult about 'x' Republican?\" I can see how that kind of writing can be cathartic to people in our hyper polarized political system, much like how you speak about his election night special. \n\nTo me, though, I prefer more subversive comedy. The best writing to me is setting up audience expectations and then toying with that in an interesting way. The way he used to talk about corporations and the political system used to be wrapped in a presentation that seemed very corporate and advertiser friendly, but then the punchline would come and show how patently absurd these things have become in our society. Nowadays, his style is much more straightforward and outright advertiser friendly. Whereas he used to talk about big banks with disdain after the '08 crisis, now he would at most make a light joke about overdraft fees. It's like he's been completely captured and commodified by the things he used to mock. It's toothless commentary towards everything except the targets of the corporate wing of the (capital \"L\") Liberal media.", "In many ways going to the late night chat show feels like a living retirement for comedians. You trade actual comedy for providing a platform for celebrities to promote things.\n\nThat was the crazy thing about *Colbert Report* and the Jon Stewart-era *Daily Show*. It took the general outline of those but hacked the interview segment down and instead focused more on getting interesting guests for legitimate discussion, akin to a more respected interview show like *Charlie Rose*.\n\nOne of those rare moments where the most tired, unwatchable formats in television was actually made good.", "The kind of people who clap at the end of a movie.", "I agree with how you describe his break, but it was still a path from a \"straight\" actor to comedy. I guess I'm thinking of it as opposed to someone who comes up through an improv troupe (e.g. Second City or Upright Citizens Brigade) or similar comedic origins and only later transitions to taking some straight dramatic roles (e.g. Jim Carey or Robin Williams).", "I feel like we're slowly moving towards a future where Matt Damon *only* does cameos in things.", "Couldn't agree more. I was a huge fan of his old show. In his new show he does nothing to distinguish himself from other late night hosts. The only reason he is number one is because the rest of them are so awful and late night shows aren't watched by younger people anymore.", "Lmao the 5 very serious Asian business people in the front broke me for some reason", "Thank you Limmy", "Carlos Danger", "Wow, I haven't seen Stephen Colbert in so many years. I forgot how good he was. Stephen Colbert is pretty good too, but it's just not the same.", "Lizardmen have longer lifespans", "Watching Jon Stewart again has felt oddly comforting, especially when he scribbles on his papers like he always used to. I just wish the new show wasn't semiweekly.", "Lol pussy", "Let’s go Brandon! :)", "Is it just me, or does Colbert seem less natural in the Late Night Show than in the Colbert Report? Whereas before it seemed like he was having fun playing his character, now it just feels like he's going through the motions of what you'd expect a late night host to act like.", "I just love it it makes me smile.", "I mean I'll always first see Cranston as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle, and he always absolutely nailed the look of innocent worry and surprise. [Here's a \"greatest moments\" compilation I found on YouTube (not mine)](https://youtu.be/n0eQM9VHpVw)", "Close second by Matt Damon in his booth, though 😄", "and somehow kissinger is still kickin", "Also ignores Colbert and Stewart poked fun at multiple news outlets. Fox just happened to be easy pickings but I remember Stewart making fun of CNN having reporters in the same parking lot separated by 300 feet and acting like they were in different areas and they had to talk over satellite", "How is making light? It's utterly absurd to have Colbert dance to Get Lucky in Henry Kissingers office. Hence, comedy. It's not an endorsement", "The episode where he helps out the bodybuilders and then becomes their leader was so great...and it gave us that wonderful screenshot of him marching ahead of them.\n\nAlso my buddy waited on him and his family at Commander's Palace in New Orleans and said he was an awesome guy (and a good tipper).", "This is why my feelings on it are mixed. I see your perspective, but then I'm also sympathetic to the perspective of Malcolm Gladwell, who harshly criticized Tina Fey for appearing on SNL with Sarah Palin despite the ludicrousness of Palin potentially becoming leader of the free world. Palin is a comical figure but there's nothing comical about her getting the nuclear codes. That strait between levity and darkness is tough for me to navigate.", "Honestly that doesn't even bother me or people who clap when the plane lands because I can at least ignore them, but people who clap during songs actively ruin it for everyone else", "I realized that the reason I watched more talk shows during COVID was no audiences.", "> The Shock Doctrine\n\nTo be honest, I found that book to be a lot like Jordan Petersons stuff - a conclusion with evidence pieced together after.", "This is a popular but IMO very mistaken take on Reddit. Conservatives in America have not entered some new plane of existence where they’re immune from parody. The Colbert Report was just lightning in a bottle\n\nYou could just as easily change up Colbert’s character to align more with the alt right side of American conservatism that’s surged to popularity.\n\nConservative media isn’t that different than 10-15 years ago, it’s just changed platforms. Tucker Carlson is not any more absurd than Alex they’re turning the fricken frogs gay” Jones or Rush “Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud” Limbaugh. Only difference is they mainly did radio", "What'd he do?", "> guys like Stewart and Colbert were intentionally paired against O'Reilly and the other FOX bobbleheads.\n\nSo what's the FOX equivalent for [this](https://streamable.com/68kfby)?", "Hmmm, in what way? I sort of felt like that toward the beginning of the book, when I thought she coined the term \"shock therapy\" to describe a pattern she observed in resolute free-market economists. But then I learned that people of the Chicago School really did believe in \"shock therapy\" and really did call it that, or at least used the term \"shock,\" though it's admittedly unclear to me who made those terms the surviving names for the concept, the media or the economists or a sort of media-economists symbiosis. In any case, rapid privatization eschewing any democratic input was really something advocated by economists and really did come hand-in-hand with brutally repressive regimes. Also she is not the first nor the only person to point out that the IMF and World Bank demand devotion to free market ideology as a condition for \"helping\" countries in need. I think that's a major point of *Debt: The First 5,000 Years* by David Graeber, though I have yet to read that.", "I think it stems from trying to move new reddit away from markdown. I suspect it's less bad coding and more they don't care about compatibility with old reddit because they want people to stop using it anyway.", "EPISODE NUMBER: 9135 (August 6, 2013)\n\nhttps://www.colbertnewshub.com/2013/08/07/august-6-2013-stephest-colbchella-013/", "*That's* where that Bryan Cranston gif is from. I've wondered for so long.", "It's a bop for sure. Kinda strange that Colbert left out the vocoder part though?", "Yep, remember the [2006 White House Correspondents Dinner](https://youtu.be/2X93u3anTco)?\n\nFor you kids out there, the Correspondents Dinner is an annual event for journalists that usually features a comedian as the main speaker, who typically talks a lot of shit to the current President, who is in the room (unless he's too much of a little bitch) and sits there and has a laugh.\n\nIn the above video, somebody on Dubya's team invited Stephen Colbert under the impression that the Colbert was a conservative comedy show and not satire.\n\nOne moment where I really appreciated how baller Obama was is how he sat there in 2011 getting ripped on for not catching Osama Bin Laden on Friday night and then announced the successful raid Sunday night. He just had to sit there smiling like \"If you fuckers only knew what we had going on...\"", "No! It offends me as a comedian!", "B R A V O\n\nR\n\nY\n\nA\n\nN", "Maybe? I live near an airport, so every now and then while outside I'll get hit with one. It's always such a lovely surprise.", "I guess I'm confused, wasn't he referencing a different episode due to the Christmas reference?", ">\tViacom owns BET, MTV, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, Paramount, CBS, and more. Huge company with an insane amount of influence over left leaning Americans.\n\nOne of the dumbest things I’ve ever read lmao", "Yeah, they were also scheduled to appear on Conan but had to cancel for the same reason. Damn MTV.", "I know what you mean. And thank you for being so thoughtful in your response instead of reactionary. \n \nBut I mean Monty Python had a song about having a crush on him in the 70s. \n \nBoth Monty Python and Colbert's \"old show\" were very subversive but was about being funny first. \n \nI get where you're coming from though. Platforming certain figures has come more into focus. I don't know though, sometimes it's either a laugh or a cry.\n \nEdit: and for what it's worth, SNL was way too nice to Palin, and made her more of a pop icon than she deserved.\n \n And for as political as SNL is, it's generally more just topical jokes than making any sort of points. It's more a turn your brain off kind of show. \n \nThat said, their Brett Kavanaugh sketch was much needed salve after that utter bullshit that happened. Again, sometimes you just need a laugh.", "Did they push donald trump into not conceding an election and actively preaching that our elections are broken and fraudulent? Did they push a good chunk of right wing politicians to go with that narrative and evangelize it? Did they push tons of his supporters to relentlessly believe that narrative as well?", "I remember an old podcast that interview Colbert about this event:\n\nHe had with the Daft Punk duo planned out several skits and such in advance and the guys were super into it. It was the record label that promised the VMA some sort of TV exclusivity that hampered their appearance on Colbert.", "So he has a place to put all his shit", "God this show was so good.", "Wow, Colbert has Moves.", "Just watch when he does the slow head turn and then the sudden greasy smile.", "Truth can be divisive as we've seen.", "Monty Python also repeatedly depicted Hitler in a kind of clownish has-been role, and I've never really had a problem with that. I think the difference is that Monty Python never featured *the actual Hitler.* I probably would've been a little uncomfortable if real Hitler was in one of their sketches, regardless of how ridiculous he's meant to look.", "It’s his office: his shit is stuff. Other people’s stuff is shit.", "The \"we knew for sure\" at least makes it sound like they at least knew there was a conflict and potential cancellation prior to that. It's still a great bit and that backstory you linked makes it even better.", "Glad someone said it. I have several friends who are huge Daft Punk fans, and they were all drooling when this song came out. I was thinking \"Really? This isn't why I liked Daft Punk at all. This is something else.\" Still haven't listened to the rest of the album.", "> but on multiple occasions he has made obvious ironies on camera\n\nI think that describes his show more often than not", "Colbert is a huge Monty Python fan, so that could very well have inspired the idea", "I had a rough night last night and this is exactly what I needed to put a smile on my face. thank you!", "my fav - tucker Carlson looks like a dog trying to understand a magic trick", "Does anyone else feel like this is an allegory on the perils of too much masturbation or is my mind just going to weird places again?", "Yes, but both the Daily Show and Colbert were known more for dunking on these sort of assholes and catching them with their pants down so the context is a bit different.", "i googled it and according to one of the articles i found, daft punk was not performing even if they were appearing on the show, so the dance party without daft punk was a planned part of the show even if they were there\n\nhttps://www.latimes.com/entertainment/tv/la-xpm-2013-aug-13-la-et-st-stephen-colbert-explains-daft-punk-get-lucky-cancellation-20130813-story.html\n\nthere was also a cnn article that was the first google result, but its narrative made no sense to me calling the clips filmed just a fallback, although daft punk needed to approve the use of the song and the dance party wouldn't have been shown otherwise presumably (although he could just have used stock music and said we don't need the song of the summer to have the song of the summer).\n\nanyways, from the first article which i didnt like as much it seems like they started shooting it at least 5 days in advance", "Maybe that explains why Trevor seems weirdly contrived to me. Never could pinpoint *why.* He seems like a cool guy, but I feel he's forced into a certain role a bit.\n\nHis writers and co-stars are incredible, though. Roy Wood, Jr. and Jordan Klepper are incredible (as long as they're not doing more formal interviews, where they fall flat IMO.)", "Whataboutism is fun! \n\nEver occur to you that both Tucker Carlson and Rachel Maddow may be wrong? Gasp! What if all partisanship is stupid and those are both rich people who like to blather?", "Colbert is an absolute legend.", "Yes I was going to mention this segment too! It had me in fuckin stitches when I was watching it. Paul Rudd is a national treasure.", "Jon also wrecked Tucker so bad on CNN that they cancelled his show.", "Hell, wouldn't surprise me if Daft Punk paid good money for this infomercial of sorts!", "And we are still being haunted by that banshee Hill-dawg.", "Stephen Colbert is a national treasure.", "He didn't want to do the standard talk-show format, but they convinced him to just go with it, much less work and risk involved. It's practically a retirement project, he can simply phone it in, interview people he doesn't even recognize, and go home at a reasonable hour.", "this was so fun wow", "Pretty much. Appeal to the masses, win an Emmy", "A liturgical dance. :-|", "Did 'Happy' also come out around then? Pharrell was on fire, god damn.", "Did you know John Stewart is the man who saved America?\n\n\nYou can see him do it right in front of McConnell if you look it up", "Haha yeah it’s amazing. The bush administration was not impressed with his act and did not expect it", "Colbert even introduced him", "I remember watching this first airing, my wife and I absolutely lost our shit.", "I guess CBS/Boomers. When he made the move to late night, he was charged to bring his audience, while maintaining the late night audience. After so many years from Strangers to Report, it was pretty easy to pick out the difference between Colbert, and boomery late night format junk. He went about 50/50, and I'm bitter that I cant sit through the late night format to catch his better material.", "Reigning and defending Pen Toss Champion of the world.", "Snizzard! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZSjwnX87YY", "I’d give anything for a copy of when Jon Batiste (and Stay Human) had his first appearance and performance on the Colbert Report. After the interview they performed and led the whole audience out into the street for a mini-Love Riot. Sadly CC pulled that episode from their online player really soon after and I’ve never been able to find a tolerable-quality version of the performance since.", ">\tWhataboutism is fun!\n\nI don’t think you know what that word means.\n\n>Ever occur to you that both Tucker Carlson and Rachel Maddow may be wrong? Gasp! \n\nI don’t know if they’re wrong. Im pointing out that poster is decrying Carlson for the same thing every other news channel does. Only difference is those others align with their political narrative. Its all satire\n\n>What if all partisanship is stupid and those are both rich people who like to blather?\n\nThats the point. It’s as if you didn’t read my comment", "Someone did, and it's taken over /pol", "An evil one?", "This guy is cringe af", "If say it's pretty firm evidence that his politics are dogshit.", "Man this tune was eeeverywhere that summer\n\n\"Give Life Back to Music\" is the banger of that album for me", "Daft punk was pulled, they didn't bail.", "I'm not sure we really _want_ devisiveness. I feel the way companies are allowed to earn revenue results in devisiveness being most efficient path. We are force fed devisiveness constantly in order to generate profit for billionaires. Over time, that affects society and becomes the default state.", "Won’t watch it because Colbert is a shell of his former self. John Stewart exposed this clown.", "Colbert was funny before he stopped doing jokes and literally became a mouthpiece for the neo-liberal corporate elite.", "I haven't watched Breaking Bad yet because I feel like I don't think I could see anything other than Hal just messing about. Same thing for Leslie Nielsen's not comedy stuff", "Coming up with the perfect expression is like biting into a crisply-folded tortilla on a cool winter morning. Or, something like that...idk.", "imagine finding this funny", "Definitely. I watched every episode of the Colbert report, and when his new show came out, I gave it an honest try, but eventually gave up on it. Then around the time covid hit and his show was off the stage, and during the Trump era where the only sane position was to call out his bullshit, he started to become what I used to love about him. Then as soon as he went back on stage, and Biden was president, it went back to the bland, corporate, inoffensive talk show his new show has become.\n\nAlso, I have nothing against John baptise as a person, but his sense of timing is so awful and the banter between them has always felt forced from day 1.", "Is the Matt Damon booth still available for purchase?", "Seeing the origin of this brand new phrase enter the internet lexicon is like getting hit with a plane’s shadow.", "Ah the good ol' days when Colbert was funny.\n\nI guess it was more the writers at Comedy Central, than it was him who was funny.", "I think what he's trying to say, is that he's been living in his uptown world.", "To be clear daft punk did not bail on him. The company that owns both MTV and comedy Central decided they didn't want daft punk performing when they were about to perform on the VMAs. I think it was Viacom? So don't be pissed at daft punk be pissed at Colbert's corporate overlords.", "Make it a low key remake of BRITISH series Bottom, could work!", "Both great songs to dance to, but \"Touch\" is a masterpiece on a technical level.", "Giorgio by Moroder is my favourite", "I thought that was legends.", "It just got played to death for a year plus when it released.", "Tucker Carlson is opinion, he's the televised equivalent of the editorials section in the paper. This is true of the bulk of fox's programming (and CNN's, and MSNBC's, pick your cable news station. Also, half the articles posted on /r/politics.). The fact that people are taking opinion as actual news is a big part of the problem with discourse in this country.", "They argue that specific phrases or descriptions they’re being sued for were rhetoric devices being used in an informal and hyperbolic sense, and that those specific phrases weren’t intended to be taken literally. They only use this argument when it’s vaguely appropriate (in most cases where their speech isn’t protected they’ll just settle) which is very different to arguing the entire thing is satire.\n\nFor example, imagine I described Rudy Giuliani as a leathery winged monster who snatches away children at night. As there is at least one falsehood in that sentence Rudy could try and sue me for libel for spreading lies that could damage his reputation. However my defence would be that I was clearly speaking rhetorically and engaging in hyperbole, so reasonable readers wouldn’t expect my statement to be factually accurate. These are the situations where fox argue like this.\n\nThe real issue is the lies in their ‘news’ that they can’t be held to account for due to the first amendment, as only very specific types of lies have legal consequences.", "It says something about how low Tucker Carlson is as a person when we speak of Bill O'Reilly in a positive light. To quote the man, \"Fucking thing sucks.\"", "It’s true, masturbation is a lot easier when I’m not holding a rubber duck.", "This is especially funny given that they edited the vocoded vocals out of the song, which are sung by the Daft Punk robots.", "They usually prefilm interviews so if Daft Punk cancelled on a Monday and they had interviews set up all that day, he probably just ran through his guest list for the week and Kissinger was on it.", "it's honestly impressive how bad colbert is", "It really is! It’s like finding life’s puzzle piece.", "'you've given me too much to feel'\n\nSuch a good song all around", "Ah what a surprise - someone stupid enough to be a racist asshole uses words incorrectly to lie. \n\nHey please, from me to you, if you are a troll or seriously just racist trash - please live the GOP dogma - remain unvaxx'd so COVID can remove you from the gene pool.\n\nConsider you doing so an act of contributing to the public good - by removing yourself.", "This has been a huge kick in the nuts... Brought to you by Hyundai", "What's Daft Punk's best album?", "This energy is awesome!", "those 5 people in that front seat with no response! \"WTF is going on?\"", "So bad because most people have no rhythm and it just sounds terrible. And they always clap on every beat. Fuck.", "I'm not sure if I'm just being dumb, but what do you mean by that exactly? Like it's just a bit of a spectacle/a nice surprise?", "The look of joy on his face for this silly but fun clip… I really enjoyed it.", "Bryan Cranston was great in Breaking bad and it's probably of the best shows of the decade, but he'll always be Hal for me goddamnit.", "Music was one of the highlights of that show, daft punk being there would have been badass. Fuck MTV.", "\"consulting\"", "Erickson, I’ll be asking a great deal of you and your crew", "Wow I thought that was either Christopher Hitchens or Steve Bannon, lol. But Hitchens died before this and Bannon was just unknown in 2013.", "Seeing a new phrase overused hours after its inception is like getting hit with a plane", "I'm going way back here but I think they were playing like the 'executives' that Stephen was checking if things were allowed.", "u/fuckswithducks would disagree.", "As much as I vehemently disagreed with O'Reilly and as much as I chafed at his interruption and boorishness and etc., he was a huge step up from Carlson/Hannity/etc.\n\nLike he would have a real debate every once in a while. He was not just playing footsie with white nationalism or constantly fear mongering. There was a basic level of human decency that I think has gone missing on Fox News. It was never great but it's gotten quite a lot worse.", "Give me a break. The guy with the nuclear codes now is senile. Do you think nobody should do a comedy skit with him because it would be to \"dark\"?", "Yes", "I agree. John Oliver was an excellent host, and would've been great. Way better than Trevor. \n\nHonestly, I thought it was real dumb to go with a near-complete outsider. But I guess we got Jordan Klepper out of it. But that really just seems like success through attrition when comparing to the success rate of Stewart's correspondents.", "They were “reps” for a car company that was sponsoring the show. The bit was the performance determined if the show would be canceled or not.", "Seeing people complain, about something thats not a even a thing yet, is like getting hit with a shadow on a plane.", "While it doesn't excuse how awful what he did was in any way, the paintings make me think he at least feels guilt and shame, which compared to how the republican party shifted makes him seem not so bad, even if he still is.", "You’re so close to some self awareness - try reading your last sentence again", "Bill O'Reilly I felt like he could change his mind on something. He'd be pissing and moaning all the way, but he was willing to be proven wrong and to change his position if the facts said he was wrong. Hell, O'Reilly even admitted he was wrong about the Iraq War even if it took him a decade to actually admit it. \n\nTucker Carlson would rather make up a convoluted conspiracy theory than admit he was wrong about something.", "Your second sentence sounds like a textbook definition of \"making light\".", "[Walt gives Hank the wrong CD.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mVq_4BA5DQ)\n\n\nMinor BrBa spoilers.", "I miss old Colbert. The character he played on that show, he did so well. His talk show is no where near as good.", "The core issue is that they get away with it because the station name implies news while the content isn't. It's plausible deniability. That way Carlson can straight face say in a court that his show isn't news. It isn't, the station just *calls* itself that independent of the shows.", "He is the reason I wish the Yu-Gi-Oh season zero scales and feather of Ma'at existed. Sit folks like him in the chair of Ammit (a giant alligator who devowered the souls of the evil) and weigh his soul against the feather.", "He was way more funny pretending to be a conservative on Comedy Central back in the day than he is now pretending to be himself.", "Legendary", "Discovery.", "Truly a fearless warrior.", "Dafuq is up with the stone-faced Japanese people in the front row, who refuse to have any fun no matter what?", "I mean, he played both Walter White and the dad in Malcolm in the Middle, and that alone is an insane range.", "Daft Punk bailing gave the internet one of its most iconic memes with that Brian Cranston gif", "That's more like getting hit with bird shit, but I get your sentiment.", ">way bigger\n\nDisagree.\n\nEdit: lol this is a first...downvoted on reddit for being like \"fuck yeah, Daft Punk!!!\"", "Making brand new references directly after the reference has been established is *tight*.", "Regardless of the station name, in their description they call the individual show that Tucker Carlson hosts a \"news program.\"", "Daft punk didn’t bail, Viacom forbid them form making the appearance", "This absolutley made no sense to me either... isn't that all he does now?", "He's pretty much just a spokesperson for the democratic party, as far as I've seen.", "This gave me deepfake vibes", "For me, this was when I heard, in the wild, the classic rock guitar lick that was sampled for the ending of one of my favourite podcasts and had to quickly Google the radio station's recently played list to find out the song. I was actually listening it to the millionth time as I read your comment.\n\nFaithfully, by Journey, for those interested.", "Without double-checking, I'm pretty sure he was in theater and musicals when he was younger so it makes sense he has good timing.", "It just occurred to me. We have a TV rating system to warn parents of explicit content for children. We need to a rating system for adults that warns them it's not news it's entertainment and parody. Not that they would believe it.", "DANGER!", "Is there any way to watch that? Never tried to watch apple tv stuff. Can it be done on a website?", "He's so bad.", "I thought that was Steve Bannon going down the stairs at the beginning", "Humour is often derived from the unexpected or absurd. Honestly, the joke wouldn't work if you *didn't* know who Kissinger is.", "It is absolutely an endorsement.\n\nhttps://www.salon.com/2014/12/22/stephen_colberts_one_mistake_the_monstrous_henry_kissinger_shouldnt_get_to_laugh_his_sins_away/", "Exactly this. When a comedian takes a Late Show on a major network it's with the understanding they now answer to the funny police. No satire, nothing complicated. Nothing that could ever make the audience think they missed the joke. \n\nI agree that Colbert is *painfully* unfunny compared to his work on the Colbert report but I don't entirely blame him.", "I will never unhear the lyrics \"I’m up all Mexican lucky\"", "Link is broken.", "Yes, Apple provides web access to Apple TV+ content for subscribers at tv.apple.com", "Homework", "His late night show is shockingly bad at this point. It’s almost like he’s parodying what a liberal is like he was doing with his Colbert Report character for conservatives. But it’s not a parody. It’s just him… And it’s dreadful.", "One of the worst songs ever written.", "Random Access Memories", "I'd be scared for my life if he'd call security on me", "Discovery is probably the best album musically, but somehow I just enjoy Homework more.\n\nHomework is fresh, playful and \"What does this button do?\"ish.", "Oh right. He used to be good.", "*Acting!*", "he may have went harder than they expected but thats not really the point of these two guys comments. they are positing that he was invited as a sincere guest speaker because he was a conservative. Thats not the case, they knew it was schtick and he was a comedian. He just happened to take the opportunity to REALLY lay into them. Which sure may have made them unhappy or surprised them...but the scenario these guys believed to be the case, was in fact not true.", "attacker dot tv", "Lol", "Say something useful, I dare you.", "God I miss that show.", "Come on, you were already depressed!", "I am going to steal this, thank you.", "have a great day pal!", "to be honest, all of them together in Alive 2007 D: Because I also love Human after all so much. s", "Apparently Bryan Cranston didn't already know how to skate and when told about this gag. He diligently learned how skate, eventually becoming quite proficient at it.", "fixed, thanks. goddamn new reddit.", "Build an educated electorate over generations to have a functioning republic, exactly what he and those like him have been dismantling for decades. And now I have the same question as you do. Maybe we just let the south secede and see what happens for the good of the rest of the country.", "Love that track\nLove that clip\nLove life", "Trump is a giant bitch.\n\n I don’t understand how he became a “strongman smartest richest man in the US” populist. I’ll never understand Trumpism.", "Reminds me of Stewart on crossfire where they challenged him about his journalistic integrity and he slaps them down and tells them he's a comedian and THEY are the newsmen. He didn't kill the show, but he was pretty much the biggest and near final nail in their coffin.", "Cringe.", "But it does put Kissinger in a good light when he is a horrible person.", "It's normalization. See how normal and accommodating Henry Kissinger is? Surely he can't be a war criminal ! \n\nColbert's done at least one more weird Kissinger cameo that I'm aware of. One of his few missteps in my opinion, though it makes a bit more sense in his Report character.", "Did Colbert pretend to wank off onto Kissinger's desk?", "My dad got me to watch Jeremiah Johnson once...when the gif came up I had the biggest damn grin on my face because I had no idea where it came from.", "Yeah i should have said colbchella. I want to watch that episode again. The quote I referenced is so old I wouldn't even begin to know how to find it. Keyword searching doesn't bring up anything.", "Simple - he hits all the checkmarks for the right people, and since those checkmarks are all that matter to those folks when the reality is anything but what those people think it is. \n\nTrump is a genius - people think this because Trump will say all the lines until he hits the one that his suckers buy - a common con-man trick. Once he has that he just feeds into that - its how con's work - convince the suckers you know what you are doing. Sometimes people will do this with jargon and technical terms that almost no one knows so they can use them incorrectly and not get called on it.\n\nTrump also acts like those who love him wish to act - like an entitled toddler who never faces the consequences of their actions. Trump is never called out for his stupidity, or racism, or any other odius trait he has.\n\nTrump appears to be rich because he does all the things that those that love him think rich people will do. Also those are the same people who never bother to take time to learn things on their own - only what's fed to them by others and the media.", "> “I think people don’t really want constant divisiveness.”\n\nI guess he changed his mind about that. His character was way less divisive than his actual self.", "Haha appreciate the opinion! :)\n\nBattle of the who does Reddit love more - daft punk, Walter White, The Dude, Colbert… lot of heavyweights!!!\n\nI say Throw in dickbutt and let them duke it out!", "It was never fringe.", "I recommend branching out of your siloed sources.", "I'm not disagreeing about what makes it funny. I'm just disagreeing that it's not making light.", "This made my day!!! Thank you!!!", "I recently watched Fallen and had the same reaction as Denzel when the gif came up.", "holy crap!\n\nhes got some moves!", "Can’t stand this guy", "I can't wait for Daft Punk's next album!", "When the world was small", "who were those stiff people in the front row?", "This is the best!", "God, this is epic. I really appreciate his commitment. LOL!", "he was instrumental in getting the egyptian government to agree to let michael bay film\ntransformers by the pyramids. \n\nso add that to his list.", "It was a simpler time", "He was the whole time, dingus.", "Haha good stuff", "I miss everything before 2010", "Pass me a schtick of fluoride will you please", "I can totally see where you're coming from. Personally, I rather like the new Colbert. I think his comedy chops have improved so much, because his material is still funny, but he's better at playing with subtext than he ever was before.\n\nOf course, being on network TV means he also has to pander to what the execs want, and they want a lot of goofy, easy-to-digest humor. But he still throws in plenty of his own thinkers in there. It's easy to tell when a joke he says was written by him or by his staff, and I feel like since switching to network, he probably has to rely more on his staff for \"network-appropriate\" material.", "[This ought to do it.](https://we.tl/t-lp6a9WClNv)", "Conteeeeeeent baby!", "Love the Asians in the front row! 😅", "The world is so polarized now. I am both in favor of the vaccines (and not afraid of them) AND against using peer pressure to try to force people in to taking them while communicating that the vaccines are mandatory. (I believe this go against the freedom we SHOULD have as human beings to be absolute retards) \n\nYou think it's possible to have a public debate about it in the center? Absolutely not. One side will call you anti vax, the other side will also trow stuff at your head.\n\nIf you try to talk about \"the middle ground\" on reddit, you will just receive downvotes from both camps.\n\nIt this polarization keeps being so present in western society at every single level sooner or later we are going to have a mini western world war between extreme left and extreme right sucking in moderate left and moderate right.\n\nThe center has already been completely ripped apart.\n\nAnd aside from all that, the political left right and center spectrum is total bullshit as well. Life is a lot more complex then a fucking line.", ">no one ever talks about it. \n\nYou can't talk while playing the saxophone. Unless of course you forgot to put down the duckie.", "huh?", "Trust reddit to try and shit on Daft Punk for no reason when the truth makes perfect sense lol", "That's a compelling argument against what I said.\n\nThe way Viacom is set up is they can influence viewers from a very young age all through their life. They aren't the only company. Look at how much influence Disney and Warner have over shaping youth consumer habits as well.\n\nDisney was broke in the 80s. The company was taken over by investors who revived the company via aggressive purchasing and promotion.", "Which is over produced and not even close to what they pitched to us. Apple said a weekly news show, when it’s a digest of ‘current issues’ not even current events really. It doesn’t hold a candle to the old Daily Show or currently, Last Week Tonight which is stacking Emmy’s to the ceiling year after year. I get that Stewart is old and doesn’t want to actually do a weekly show, but Apple dropped the ball on this.", "You see, for your incredibly fucking stupid argument to make sense, there needs to be counterweights between the right wing cinematic universe and reality. \n\nLet’s take Fox News, what would the reality equivalent be? CNN? CBS? NBC? ABC?\n\nNo, none of those fit the bill. Why? Let’s take coverage of both Biden and Trump while they are/we’re in office. \n\nFox News just simply **would not cover anything that portrayed Trump in a negative light**. They literally would just completely omit things like Trump promising “15 cases going down to zero” and/or Larry Kudlow declaring “we have contained this airtight”.\n\nNow, during the Biden admin, CNN and CBS and NBC and ABC all cover whenever Biden’s admin oversees something bad, like the final days of the evacuation from Kabul recently for example. It was everywhere because both sides do not cover current events equally. \n\nSo, your childishly naive argument is ridiculous on its face.", "This video and the Tom Holland \"umbrella\" lip synch video give me LIFE. You cannot watch either without getting a huge smile.", "Unfortunately “song of the summer” (most weeks at #1 may-sep) was ripped away midway through by the incredibly dull “Blurred Lines”, which strangely enough also featured Pharrell.\n\nhttps://www.insider.com/best-summer-songs-ever-2017-7", "Which is exactly why when he does show it off it works really well. \n\n[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPrJxTvgdQ) bit comes to mind but I stopped watching a few years ago when it became clear he wasn't going to focus on his strengths.", "I'm still watching but I tend to agree. His podcast episode where he interviewed Jamie Dimon was better than all the tv episodes by far imo.", "Ever? Never seen Craig Ferguson?", "Oh, it's better than that. After the first few episodes, the writers started jokingly pitching intentionally ludicrous ideas to Cranston, just to see how far he would go. But then he never actually backed down from any of their suggestions, including when they pitched him the episode where he ends up getting covered from head to toe in live bees, which he agreed to do. That ended with him actually getting stung in the balls during filming. Half of the insane shit Hal does in that series was thrown out as a joke by the writers, to which Cranston was like \"Oh yeah, I'll do that, no problem.\" As far as he was concerned, the goofier and more embarrassing/over the top their suggestions were, the better he thought it would make the show. And he fully committed to every idea they gave him, no matter how much effort it took, like with learning how to skate professionally. \n\nDude is a fucking legend. One of the greatest actors of all time.", "I love both Hal and Walter White as characters, and he'll still always be be Tim Watley, dentist to the stars in my eyes. \n\nReally though, all of his roles are so fucking iconic that you almost can't pick. One of the GOATs in the history of acting imo.", "jimmy fallon is an egg sucker but that wasa cute dance", "Interesting, I never saw any of those things when I watched The Colbert Report, since it was satire. I don't watch The Late Show, so I don't know how he's changed.", "Wow, that boosted my mental health for today!", "Charlie Rose and Henry Kissinger? Oof", "It is a little weird to hear a guy with a foreign accent mocking Americans. Even if we disagree with those Americans that he is mocking. I think it's kind of like when a kid trashes his parents, it's one thing, but then if some other guy insults the kid's parents, the kid will punch him in the face. Even if it's the same insults the kid was lobbing at his parents earlier.\n\n\n.... I probably explained that terribly", "Why must you use a hyperbole to make a subjective opinion sound like it's a fact.", "I thought for sure the stoic Asian business people on the front row would somehow be involved. But I guess, no, they were just atomic Asian business people.", "And vice versa :)\n\nIt's a tough match-up for sure (definitely a lot of heavyweights on the other end...Bryan Cranston almost tipped it), but I'm a huge EDM fan and have been for decades, and Daft Punk are untouchable legends in the house music world, so I personally still give the crown to them.\n\nIf I wasn't into electronic music I'd definitely go the other way though.", "Wow! Thanks, I really needed that!", "Maybe because every network show pulls that same exact card in court?...... Looking at you, Maddow......", "All shows say the same thing in court.... \n\nY'all just don't see your own bias, which is ironic.", "So you're going to sit here and tell me that there's absolutely no difference in the way the media treats Trump and the way the media is constantly sucking bidens dick at every turn right now? \n\nI hope like hell you couldn't actually say that with a straight face.....\n\nSo, with that in mind, I have to sit here and wonder if they might have a difference of opinion about that correspondence dinner and how it would go for each of them...... \n\nUnless, of course, you're also going to try to argue that Biden hasn't fucked up........................", "Was that Gore vidal asking for security?", "Also no way in hell would Colbert dance with Steve Bannon", "Ok you make an excellent point", "Stephen Colbert is a freaking legend!", "So. Colbert is channeling Ellen? 🤢🤮 Seems fitting to me. I'd rather watch an old Daily Show with Collin Ferguson, thanks.", "That's awesome. I never really watched the show, but that's quite the eclectic group. Couple questions. Even though it wasn't annotated by CC, is there any reason why Franco's name was blacked out? Why was the minimum wage activist the only person who had a description of who she was?", "White people clapping", "Henry Kissinger", "I know there's also a TikTok channel that does this, but with popularly used sounds on the app -- but it kind of intersect with the same purpose.", "Not funny at all and colbert is an emasculated pussy.", "It's not my video so I don't know for sure. Franco probably because of the sex abuse allegations and the other girl because she's not really famous enough to recognize by name alone would be my guess.", "I figured it had to do with recognition, but there's a lot of people on there that I'm sure aren't recognized.\n\nI didn't realize this was posted after the Franco stuff. I figured it was from right after the Colbert Show ended. Makes sense now.", "You take your fucking upvote you glorious partyin som bitch!!! BAM!!", "Haha thanks! You are cool and I like you", "Thanks to you too! I bet your dick is ENORMOUS!!!", "Tell us how you really feel", "That is an opinion not a fact, the show was satire.", "Yeah. I agree. Steve Colbert was so much better when he was Steve Colbert.", "So the night after this aired, I went to work and was dancing like an idiot in homage to Colbert's performance and because it was quite a hip new song to me. Apparently my actions that night had led my now wife to notice me. She was just playing this song to our children last week and telling them the story. Apparently since we had never declared a song, she said this one is probably it.\n\nReally Good memories of this one.bhave been thinking of this clip since, awesome to see it pop up.", "Ive been an audience member at The Colbert Report and The Daily Show. Bad Clapping is mandatory.", "Even before Me Too (Charlie Rose)", "Put down that duckie!", "Tucker Carlson looks like a racist Moai (Easter Island statue).", "> Liturgical dance is simply a Christian form of prayer and worship through bodily movement. Like most dance styles, music accompanies liturgical dance, be it live or pre-recorded.", "'Who is up all night to get lucky? Not I, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accords.'", "Thank you very much for sharing this\n\nHad a long day and this was one of the most fun things I've watched in a while", "Lol do you think this just started with Trump?\n\nBill Clinton was in office in 96 but this was in the works when Bush Sr was president.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telecommunications_Act_of_1996\n\nWhen Clinton was in office, the US was fairly left leaning. Tail of the grunge era, riot grrrls, all that stuff. When FOX News came out right after the FCC allowed Newscorp to start the network, they intentionally turned the network partisan right wing and made themselves a nemesis to the left. All the other networks were still non partisan acting so they just seemed more left leaning.\n\nAfter that, media just started being shifted more partisan. The other networks should have called out FOX for their bias and lack of objectivity but they didn't. They worked in silent collusion to divide the media landscape into controlled portions.\n\nTrump is a byproduct of the media oligopoly. He was put in to further divide Americans by acting like a villain.", "The only celebrity I recognized was young Danny DeVito lol", "And my point is, Colbert and his producers knew this and had been recording these celebrity cameos for this video long in advance.", "[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97XjOhdiNRA) \n\nFor full context, it's \"Roller Skates,\" S01E13 from Malcom in the Middle. If you're in the US it's available for streaming on Hulu, and you can watch it with ads on IMDb TV.", "Nah, John Oliver does it all the time and has been doing it longer than Noah.", "You are a very good man. Where did you find it? Going to watch that in 5 minutes", "I miss Funny Colbert", "It's like trying to converse with a dumb robot...", "Zing! Good one little fella", "Ok this is clearly a waste of my time... And I'm just sitting here on the toilet.", "thanks for the info. i have every episode downloaded so im going to go watch it now :)", "Stewart takes a short hiatus to make a movie. \n\nCNN: hey you know what show we should bring back?", "Steven is just nothing but cringe these days.", "> waste of my time\n\noxymoron", "Thanks, sounds like something he could've made up! \n\nIf I were his god, I would find this acceptable.", "It also sort of method actinged him into seeming like a desperate father. He always really cared about the kids, until he forgets about Dewey from time to time, but that’s natural 🤷🏻‍♂️", "Colbert Report was definitely one of the most entertaining shows I looked forward to back in the day. I still watch old clips. The Suq Madiq bit always brings me to tears. Something about his current late night show doesn't sit well with me and I just never bother with it.", "Usenet." ]
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videos
Stephen Colbert's joyful response when Daft Punk bailed on a scheduled performance of 'Get Lucky'
https://youtu.be/zRmJwqVbtQI
/r/videos/comments/qrb8nh/for_remembrance_day_tomorrow/
[ "I forgot to give the name: “Green Fields of France”", "Thank you I wanted to post this. So many great versions of this song. Always brings a tear to my eye.", "Me too." ]
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For Remembrance Day tomorrow
https://youtu.be/XYJFxmQJ41w
/r/videos/comments/qrbi2g/are_smart_houses_a_thing_i_just_saw_this_ad_on/
[ "No. It's not a thing nor is it the future.", "I use Alexa to turn on/off my AC, lights, and Xbox", "Alexa, turn off my brain..", "Unfortunately there are stupid people who allow devices that data collect and spy on you litter their houses.\n\nTens of millions of these stupid people.", "I guess, I just did not know that people had 'smart houses' I did not even know there were ads for them", "I want to control my house. Not AI. I want to make my own decisions. Fuck all that because humans were never meant to be lazy and have computers compartmentalize, micromanage their life. If you're that lazy. You yourself have problems. Not all of humanity because those products bring people down.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOra8N-T46I", "Yes. Sensibo, Tuya, shelly, sonoff are all great products. Cheap too.", "I don't care for the whole Alexa/ Google thing.. but I like the idea of smart plugs that you can use to control things from your phone. (lights, and crap like that.)", "I dunno, lots of people I know have nice light set ups, and ‘smart plugs’ to control certain electronics.\n\nThrough bluetooth, connected to their phone\n\nWhich I’m sure you could say, ‘why not just wire everything to one circuit, or to specific switches?’\n\nWhen you rent, it makes having your own designed set up very easy and convenient. Its especially handy for small businesses spaces. \n\nIt is most definitely going to be essential going forward.", "[Alexa’s response](https://gfycat.com/legitimatecircularhornshark)", "I agree with u/SomeCreate here u/PineapplesAreSexy, as some people don't have the time to be always in control, and I can understand that in some use cases that yes, laziness is bad, but optimization is also good. I can understand that you want control of your house, but at the same time, wouldn't you like a place that turns lights on/off when you leave or enter a room? one less thing to worry about. Sure maybe you can get a sensor for that and not go the full A.I. brought, but I would not mind a few 'dumb' A.I.s that I could program to optimize things for me, like turn on the lights at a specific time and turn on the coffee machine while I do my daily morning routines.", "Under our current system. It will solely be used for profit. That means, you may haveto subscribe to a monthly subscription to use its services. It means you cannot work on your own car, or cell phone. Or anything because it won't allow 3rd party repairs. It means planned obsolescence to drain every penny from you. Though, it could be used to say keep thermostat down if ur not home, etc however if society is that broke then there's bigger systemic problems that need to be addressed.", "Surveillance houses are a better term for them." ]
13
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are smart houses a thing? I just saw this ad on youtube.
https://youtu.be/C7EocA1hsCU
/r/videos/comments/qrccgw/tungsten_cube_review_funny/
[ "Got nothing on [copper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6tJZx_KxSw).", "[\"Hi, I'm Allen Wrench\"](https://youtu.be/VTLYris4kJU)", "Reminds me of a line from the Justice League cartoon where Superman talks about how he feels like he's living in a world made of cardboard. Constantly having to control himself so he doesn't break anything.", "Can you imagine him vomiting? I'm guessing his reflex would hinder his control over the strength at which he could upchuck.", "I'm googling tungsten cubes now. Quite hefty prices on Amazon.. But I think I need one for immortalitys sake!", "Random side note but tungsten has highest melting point of any metal. Doesn't melt until 6192F (3422C)", "Holy shit you weren't joking about the price. A bit much for a meme.", "A small price to pay for salvation", "[William O. did indeed smash stuff with it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O551__3ppM)", "(funny)", "Heavy stuff!", "Now i need a heavy boi", "what's upchuck?", "Not much, sup with you?", "4\" cube for... $3,200. what the hell.", "And who would want to live in [a world without zinc] (https://youtu.be/jWpPrWHBHcQ).", "You need to experience this holy object in all its glory. You will forsake your own mortality for an object of such dense passion. I am no longer a man.. but a being much higher. It is all thanks to my tungsten cube which has blessed me with such density that all objects are now but bags of feathers. The intensity of density has soothed my soul into being that of a higher power.", "That 4 inch cube is also 40 fuckin pounds." ]
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Tungsten cube review (funny)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKRETAD2UsI
/r/videos/comments/qrckxc/chirpin_in_the_back_bush_letterkenny/
[ "*[10](https://letterkenny.fandom.com/wiki/Season_10)", "Canada, amirite", "Is this supposed to be funny in any way?", "Indeed, they produced some crappy shows, and this seems to be the shittiest of them all.", "It's funny in every way there bud, now get off the property.", "A lot of clips from shows seem less funny when they’re taken out of context. You’re obviously entitled to your opinion but I don’t think it’s fair to judge an entire show on one 2 minute clip. Same thing happened to me when someone posted a random clip from Trailer Park Boys a few years back (it was the scene where they’re playing astronaut for Bubbles). I thought it was pretty dumb, but turns out that show is hysterical.", "terrible", "If the clip can't stand on its own then what's the point of posting it? Wouldn't a fan of the show post the most hilarious clip from their favourite show that they can find?", "I mean yeah, ya got me there lol. I enjoy Letterkenny but I don’t think this clip was particularly knee-slapping.", "If you've got a problem with Letterkenny then you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.\n\nAlso for what it's worth, this show is hard to clip in my opinion. So much of the humor works because of the context it's in. A lot of running gags from earlier seasons with great payoffs.\n\n[Here's a clip that I find stands a bit better on it's own though.](https://youtu.be/Q47Uq96lILA)", "homophobe joke coming from a tight pants nazi looking guy seems straight out of 1990", "remains extremely not funny", "to each their own I suppose!" ]
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Chirpin' In The Back Bush | Letterkenny
https://youtu.be/Ie1YXlJJppc
/r/videos/comments/qrcoec/my_favourite_simpsons_moment_maybe_ever/
[ "Worst x-ray gag EVER.", "Interesting choice", "Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder", "I could post 5 better ones just looking through my history", "It’s as if someone hit the same rib and created a different xylophone sound.", "[This one has become more relevant, it's terrifying.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE)", "u/savevideo", "Please do", "My favourite is a similar style joke:\n\n> “I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown. There wasn't even any nuclear material in the truck!”\n\nhttps://youtu.be/_Rsk1quUps0?t=169", "Not OP but here's one of my favs: https://youtu.be/rW7kx0uCNmk", "# The box! The box!", "Really hoping for some elaboration because IMO this is a pretty low-level throwaway joke.", "With that insight you could be on the new simpsons writing staff", "Yeah that is at least 100x funnier than OPs.\n\nOr you could just post the entire episode \"last exit to springfield\"", "Takes all sorts to make a world but I don't see how this moment could trump the 1000 other great moments and jokes in the early seasons of the show", "I was 28 when this scene really started to hit home.", "Right? They're trying to tell me this is some kind of *magic* x-ray machine?", "Thanks for the nightmare fuel.", "\"Is that so?...Well, I have a feeling you'll be, *DROPPING*, the charges.\"\n\n\"...The painters moved your desk, Sir.\"\n\n\"Oh yes.\"", "Im 28 now, and tiktok is the first thing that made me realize im not with it anymore. I just dont get it, and i dont want to get it.", "I really miss dumb, simple jokes and gags. Now every joke on TV needs to be dark, political or be relevant to current pop culture.", "https://youtu.be/G9Cm9QM9uFg", "A nuclear stress test is used to view the circulatory system and heart, and it uses radioactive dye that is injected into the bloodstream. The joke is that Homer due to his job at the nuclear power plant, as well as years of near meltdowns due to his shoddy performance as safety manager has been so irradiated that he doesn't need the dye for his heart and veins to show up on the test.\n\nI'm not a doctor or a nuclear physicist, but I imagine that's well over the lethal limit of what the body can take.", "[woo hoo, look at that blubber fly!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyFy6Td5TNY)", "Nope.", "Nope.", "This scene I feel actually helped me age gracefully. I didn't care if I didn't understand new slang or lingo. I didn't get mad at kids for liking shitty music, (accept shit heads like Chris Brown). I just remembered Abe's warning and realized it was coming true.", "You probably get Tiktok, you just don't want to believe it's as dumb as it looks so you tell yourself that there must be a deeper meaning that you're not getting.\n\nI think Tiktok is bad and this generation's music is bad (ie: mumble rap, trap, etc). It's not unheard of for generations to have bad music, look at Disco.", "[His jiggling is almost hypnotic...](https://youtu.be/V1QHE7Lp6tw)", "Weird how OP said \"My favorite\". Almost like it's an opinion and personal to them. Weird that.", "That was good thanks", "Fortunately I was never cool, so not much to lose.", "Every generation has bad music and good music. The only reason we think old music is good is because we only listen to the old music that was good. In 30 years a handful of today's artists and one-off hits will be fondly remembered and all the trash will be forgotten about.\n\nTiktok is just the trash. Everybody doing cringey shit, clamoring for their 15 minutes of fame and will be forgotten by next year. Its not so much tiktok that i dont get, but \"influencer\" culture that tiktok has taken to a whole new low.", "https://youtu.be/4pWTh092mz8", "I felt like that about Jake Paul and all those other influencers. I could not understand the appeal at all. Then I remember that I grew up watching Steve-o drink bull semen and Chris Raab shitting on things and I realize this is exactly how my parents felt.", "I'm late 30s and I looked in a reddit thread the other day about the best albums of 2021. \nThey changed what it is and I don't even want to know anymore.", "Was this the same episode when the doctor touches Homer's stomach fat and waits til it stops motioning and Homer goes \"Look at that blubber go/fly\" (I forget which word ) \nAnd the next line is something like \"Cancel the rest of my appointments\" \nIt gets me every time.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQH2rmQ5-vk", "30+ years have gone by and KISS still sucks. Hell, they even suck more now.", "#notalldisco", "A lot of people just don't understand how much Disco and Funk have influenced music.", "I’m not against dumb, simple jokes. And something can be clever without darkness, or reference to politics or pop culture. \n\nBut I would have a hard time justifying a dumb, simple joke as the best or favorite. Especially with something like The Simpsons that has a cache of witty content.", "Yep.", "To be fair, you can dislike tik tok for reasons other than because zoomers use it.\n\n​\n\nBecause its pretty reasonable to not want Chinese spyware on your phone. And yeah, theres probably other ways the CCP is monitoring us, but Tik Tok is by far the easiest way.", "You are allowed to do that.", "good branding tho.", "The only lethal thing in the Simpsons is a T-Shirt cannon.", "Heres mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUxI4QmvwOw", "Same lol", "Eh, there's that one power conduit Grimey grabbed that's pretty lethal. And Bleeding Gums got sick. So there's at least three lethal things hanging around town", "Check this one out!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/3FO_YJUR4xo", "https://youtu.be/aGSJQMA5Nz0\n\nhttps://youtu.be/csAIcswomUk\n\nhttps://youtu.be/s4GAj2v4BIE\n\nhttps://youtu.be/9dgzT4GNugA\n\nhttps://youtu.be/UoPdKmmAjAA", "Wait what’s wrong with Disco? Maybe because I wasn’t part of that time period I didn’t hear any of the bad stuff, but most of the stuff I’ve look up has been pretty good.", "[This was the scene for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB2svzX7bwg). I'm 37 and there's just...hair...everywhere...\n\n(Except for the top of my head where I want it to be).", "That's just like...your opinion man.", "Smithers's dad also got lethally irradiated saving the town from a meltdown", "Right there with you brother. I have finally accepted that I have no desire to keep up with the trends, nor do I have enough exposure to young people to learn about what the new thing is. 93!", "Hi.", "The \"hi\" is the icing on the cake", "I like when Kirk gets fired: https://youtu.be/5Le4sGUeXTk", "Like, thats cool and all but you are wrong, this is the best Simpsons clip.\n\n​\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kccONko4xYE", "Yeah there's actually a lot of deaths in The Simpsons but most of them aren't recurring characters so I ignored those", "...ahoy hoy?", "Yeah but the content (and the delivery of it) is strange.", "Every platform is just a datamining front for someone. A Chinese company knowing what tik tok videos you watch isn’t any worse than google knowing what YouTube videos you watch.", "You’re absolutely correct. It’s funny yes, but almost objectively not the funniest moment in the Simpsons history.", "[you're all wrong](https://youtu.be/rQlfBq2Qylg)", "Well, well, well past the good years of the Simpsons. This is firmly in the fantastical brain dead heartless phase of the show. Pass.", "[\"Am I so out of touch?... No, it's the children who are wrong\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqZ2PPOLik)", "I don’t care what you think of the Simpson’s, it was never really funny to me anyway.", "If you don't care why'd you bother to post? Just to punch your anti-vax troll post for the hour?", "I’m vaxxed, I wasn’t even talking to you when I posted the link after seeing it posted earlier. Go back to being a stranger, I don’t care about you or your opinions.", "Haha, I'm devastated. \n\nBut you can see how I'd draw an antivax conclusion from the entire theme of the clip you posted, come on.", "I kinda get it, but you can see considering it’s a comedy show that predicts the future, I found it relevant. That clip was a couple years old I believe. Anyway, have a good night.", "Have a good one too.", "There's always been very popular, very stupid shit. Just like everything now TikTok is just a modern, exaggerated, online version of the same old trash.\n\nAt least there is a lower barrier of entry for TikTok type of trash, that opportunity is there for quality content too. I'll take this kind of democratized content delivery VS the old days of studios/broadcast TV and local public access.", "If I don't get shit recommended via chatting to people or spotify I'll check best-of-the-year lists, usually not billboard.\n\nUsually I find some stuff that is catchy.", "Yes, but tik tok uses AI vision to look around your living space. Google can also do that, but they literally make the phone, so I dont really have a choice on that. I can choose to not install tik tok", "Worrying about being too old for TikTok is like worrying about being too old for Minecraft underwear. It's for children - be ok with being an adult.", "Why you gotta attack my minecraft underwear like that." ]
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My favourite Simpsons moment, maybe ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UkcZ4LtSE8
/r/videos/comments/qrdivd/fragmaster_returned_to_the_something_awful_forum/
[ "Wow. Rip lowtax.", "What Lowtax did to Eric Bauman in the early days of the internet will never be forgotten, and we thank him every day for his service.", "RIP", "Who?", "For those (like me) who didn't know who this person was by name he was [the creator of the website something awful](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_Awful).\n\nSome other events I know of caused by something awful that aren't included on the wiki article:\n\nThe popular Space Station 13 game servers 'Goonstation', which iirc is the most popular codebase for servers. (and is also a whole story on its own of leaks and fuckery)\n\nA significant amount of chaos and fuckery in the game eve online courtesy of the in game alliance 'Goonswarm'. They're directly responsible for a lot of the big moments in eve history (along with their interaction with reddits own 'test alliance please ignore')", "Richard \"Lowtax\" Kyanka was a cowardly shit who killed himself rather than take responsibility for his own abusive conduct. \n\nHe is also responsible for establishing, literally and culturally, a site in Something Awful that is the incunable website for much of the internet today. Both structurally and culturally, for better or worse, when you look at a YouTube video, some stupid meme, a QAnon 4chan post, a Reddit post, they're built on SA's bones. A lot of good shit. A lot of bad shit. Lowtax was there at the beginning of it. \n\nFor a good period of time the SA Forums were my hub on the internet, and I had some really amazingly fun times, and made a few good friends through those forums. For that I am grateful that Lowtax kicked it all off.", "I really do miss the SA and YTMND days of the internet.", "I never played EVE, and I know about some of the goonswarm antics. Some story about a guy turning traitor and handing over some codes or something, and a massive takeover. Bunch of outside/metagame stuff in their forums. I remember animated maps of their progression over a sudden burst. People staying logged in and protecting stuff doing all kinds of radio handoffs and trying to hide bigass ships.\n\nIt was damn interesting, even as an outside spectator.", "Can you elaborate on what by abusive conduct you mean?", "[Domestic abuse, apparently.](https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3928980)", ">Richard \"Lowtax\" Kyanka was a cowardly shit who killed himself rather than take responsibility for his own abusive conduct. \n\nRIP Lowtax. If you had only thought to marry alcoholism you might have finally beaten it.\n\nhttps://twitter.com/honest_keith/status/1458671445761011716", "You're referring to the day a BoB director defected to Goonswarm and had the power to effectively dissolve the Band of Brothers alliance, rendering their control over the ever sought-after Delve region null - including the countless defense infrastructure that were setup at alliance level and would now start considering anyone from a corporation no longer in BoB as an enemy (that was, virtually all of them since the defector kicked them from the alliance). \n\nBoB was in disarray, Delve was free for the taking. The whole galaxy rushed there. It was truly epic.\n\nI think this is what marked the beginning of the second Delve war, and the end of BoB 1.0", "This guy invented the modern form of \"memes\", image macros with impact font", "YTMND is my tiktok. Oh my lord Ive internalized so many ancient ancient memes", "Haven't heard the name Lowtax in years. That really brings me back. I don't know a ton about him but he was a huge presence in the internet 10-15 years ago.", "I had so much fun playing Eve with Goons. My old roommate from college was a director and we’d set alarms to wake up and run the complex in Syndicate right after refresh. There were some crazy antics over the years. Hijacking and virtually dissolving an entire alliance. Backstabbings and turncoats. We had a meet up in NYC back in 2009 I think it was, got drunk in shitty Penn Station bar and went and sang karaoke in the Garment District. One of the saddest moments was losing Sean “Vilerat” Smith in the Benghazi attack. He did so much for Goonfleet and the Eve community in general.", "Savage.", "The Lord has prepared him a mansion, a doooom house!", "Razor Gator", "Another one is the popular YouTube/Twitch group Yogscast (if you knew anything about anything Minecraft related in 2011-12 you've heard of them) got it's start on SA. The official Something Awful EU WoW guild was Ye Olde Goone Squade, or YOGS.", "I haven't kept up with SA in a long time. I read some of the thread about this on the forums and decided it was best that I know as little as possible. Mainly because I don't care if he was a trainwreck, but also because I'd rather keep my memories of the golden years of the internet intact. The late 90s and early 00s internet was something special, and a large part of that was due to SA and the content that came out of an entire community of likeminded degenerates. I should fire up Quake 2 and read a few Jeff K artifacts in memoriam of a time when the internet was still the Wild West and I was way too young to be neck deep in all of it, but god damn it was fun. Miserable, clever nerds were gods and the people who consider themselves influencers and content creators now hadn't yet drained the internet of its soul. Mainly because a lot of them probably hadn't been born yet or were still wearing diapers.", "[His ex wife made a post on the forums stating so](https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3984488&pagenumber=120&perpage=40&userid=0#post519160186)", "RIP", "Anyone has seen that video with fragmaster and his sister acting out a scene of Rush Hour? Fragmaster's sister was surprisingly hot.", "He invented it but once it became popular he banned them on his forums. He was a weird, funny and angry man.", "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKkz3KRKsOQ \n\nThere was even a song about it.", "It's honestly nearly impossible to state all of the things SA is responsible for. From the current game director of WoW, to the entire concept of \"Lets Play\" videos, Homestuck, Yahtzee, game invasions, weird twitter, the entire concept of a \"meme\" with an image and impact text, 4chan, YOGScast, the early popularity of Totalbiscuit, ulilililia's popularity, discovering *chris chan*, and more. SA stands as possibly the most influential website of the early 00's.\n\nI feel like, for a lot of internet comedy, you can draw a line from whatever it is, right to SA.", "I wasn't aware of the domestic abuse and other problems with Lowtax since I haven't followed him or SA in a long time, but I watched this talk back around 2005-2006 when it came out and there's a point in this talk where he's discussing \"What is the Internet?\" that I still think about at least once a week since it's still so apt today: with the internet being this giant monolith of information and power the likes of which the human race has never seen while at the exact same time being a place where a grown adult man can post a picture of himself wearing a diaper sitting in a child's high chair.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/9Gvo1uWAhHc?t=1250", "That's even better to be honest.", "Out of the loop, what did he do?", "/u/Chubby-Tumbles linked the hymn composed about this event.", "Rich \"Lowtax'\" Kyanka.", "Same. It was more of the “Wild West” era of the Internet before corporate interests took over and commercialized/sanitized everything.", "Oh dear lord I read alllll of that thread. \nWhat dysfunction!", "I'd forgotten about this one. A few of my friends attended this.", "As soon as I saw the headline I knew it was either OD or suicide. Sometimes life be predictable.", "[Something Awful made me the redditor I am today](https://youtu.be/41rOirEd6p8?t=59).", "You thought the A-Bomb was destructive and toxic, wait until you see the e-Baum!", "I hope at the gates of heaven someone tells him he has to write an intro post on the front page to get in.", "At the risk of outing myself to Reddit as PQ's intrepid advice columnist back in the day (yes, hello, that was me, and now-me can only cringe and hope to serve as a cautionary tale, can we all just pretend those 5 years never happened? Yeah? Thanks, mate.)… Rich-of-the-mid-to-late-hyphen-hypenatering-nineties was a genius. Just a brilliant and hilarious twat who never took himself seriously, and he held me to the same standard. I always admired his balls-out willingness (probably that is not the most goodest syntax, but ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ ) to roast absolutely anyone at any time - I took my fair share, especially around the time of the Q3A model announcement - and almost always seem to land on funny when it would have been easy to overshoot into Too Far. That was the kind of thing that made me want to be a better writer. Don't get me wrong, I'll never be \"Doom House\" good, but I like to think I've had my moments.\n\nI wish he hadn't veered off as he did. The things I've learned about him today are as bitterly disappointing at they are heartbreaking. His daughters deserve better. Their moms deserve better. His parents shouldn't have to outlive their son. His sister shouldn't have to be an only(?) child. All of them, his family and his friends, they all deserve better. The funny, dorky kid I knew as Lowtax mumblemumbles years ago? He fucking deserved better. That kid? He's the Lowtax I want to remember. Maybe he will be \"Lowtax\" for how I do remember him, because tbqh I would be mourning that kid today even if he were alive, because this \"Rich\" persona I'm learning about is just so far removed from the Lowtax that I knew all those years ago that I almost can't reconcile the two, you know? You probably do know, and I'm just rambling at this point, anyway.\n\nIt's all just really overwhelmingly terrible, and my heart goes out to all of the aforementioned, and to my old friend Fragmaster, too. I think I'm going to go holler at the Quake baby (he's 24 entire years old now, I really should find something better to call him), let him pour us each a measure of whatever pretentious unicorn-asshole-bush-cask aged brown liquid fedora he's on about this week, and reintroduce him to Doom House.", "Did you read the transcript? Did she admit she lied about the abuse? That's a rabbit hole right there.", "Yessir, crazy stuff.", "Seanbaby needs to beat the shit out of Uwe Boll in his honour.", "Yeah, when you could see something good on the net and know it came from a random person, and not some corporate PR team.", "religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective", "SA was amazing before the cat ladies took it over", "That's what I couldn't remember. BoB. Thanks.\n\nAnd yeah, it was something. I barely brushed against it and the level off metagame intrigue and such was nutty. Didn't need to know a damn thing about how to play EVE the video game to understand the how nuts what was happening was. It put that game in a whole different perspective for me.", "REGINALD P. LINUX" ]
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Fragmaster returned to the Something Awful forum to announce Rich "Lowtax'" Kyanka has died, and posted this eulogy video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOYS9lX2pgg
/r/videos/comments/qrea7b/ryan_reynolds_shows_up_instead_of_will_ferrell/
[ "The worst part about Fallon is that he actually believes people are stupid enough to believe everything isn’t fully scripted. That and that he believes he’s actually funny on his own.", "Ryan Reynolds!!!! LOL \nThese tonight show guys must be on drugs when they come up with this stuff! \nHE IS LITERALLY DEAD POOL OMG HAHA", "Cool trick. Now make anyone but Fallon show up.", "What a godawful clip to air for that show/film. Just boring as hell - two characters casually and awkwardly talking about a guy who is dancing. Looks fucking great, I'll definitely check it out 🙄", "Ryan is trying so hard to make this bit funny but Jimmy Fallon is just so terrible that it bombs.", "Will Ferrell shows up on Kimmel inatead of Ryan Reynolds\n\nhttps://youtu.be/M3aWvGi9Z3U" ]
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Ryan Reynolds Shows Up Instead of Will Ferrell
https://youtu.be/m4m1eIxfB0k
/r/videos/comments/qreeim/i_care_more_about_every_single_one_of_you_fking/
[ "It was very sad losing John Podestas son.", "Talentless bum no big loss", "I know you're trolling, and yet I'm still annoyed due to how much I loved Chester.", "Spoken like the father he became/was", "I hope you never get to the point in your life where you actually understand what its like getting to that low.", "Did you for a second think about your comment before you decided to share it? That's one of the grossest and vile comments I've ever read, and I follow some fucked up subreddits." ]
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"I care more about every single one of you f**king people in this crowd than I do about this show." Chester Bennington was setting an example over a decade ago. I'm still messed up over losing him.
https://youtu.be/FwvZql6RToE
/r/videos/comments/qrfo78/this_aged_well_the_simpsons_on_planning_a_pandemic/
[ "760,000 deaths is nothing?", "no, why would you think that?", "\"Tiredness at night\" they should add this to the COVID symptome lol", "that means I have had covid for over a decade. Oh man I should stay home forever haha", "5+ million world wide. Covid has already killed the 6th most people of any epidemic in human history.", "I was referring to America", "Yes but it effects more then America, obviously. Some estimates have the total death toll close to 20 million.", "I never said it didn't", "Your saying a whole lot of nothing\n\nEdit: do it", "OP is a sad loser", "This is hilarious. The symptoms at the end lmao!", "You guys ever seen “Wag the Dog”?", "Sorry to come into this so late, but I have nothing to say at all.", "oh, now this is relevant? what about a year and a half ago when i was seeing this posted in /conspiracy? it was just a theory then?", "no but I'm gonna rent it now, been meaning to do that", "Enjoy! Great cast, profound commentary", "you probably attend blm rallys with your numerous white friends.\n\nwhile i confidently type of #blm from the safety of my privileged basement", "damn that was very. interesting.\n\nI'm gonna have to watch it again tomorrow for a second viewing. very fast passed, and a lot of things to absorb", "And it worked." ]
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This aged well, The Simpsons on planning a pandemic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Fclld7zTQ
/r/videos/comments/qrg96x/fastest_banjo_player_record_holder/
[ "I'm pretty sure I've seen a [faster banjo player](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi-qG-fd7jw) before.", "Fast and completely without feel or passion.", "you sound like my wife", "Happy happy wife?", "You're sweet but I'm taken :)", "Meaningless words by someone who either doesn't play an instrument or isn't good enough. You remind me of the boomers playing with \"soul\" at guitar stores who have been playing the same pentatonic boxes for the past 50 years", "You're just peanut gallery to me.\n\nI was just peanut gallery to him.\n\nNext." ]
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Fastest Banjo Player Record Holder