comment
stringlengths 1
9.9k
| context
listlengths 0
835
|
|---|---|
>
It's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating."
] |
>
I feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates"
] |
>
It's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago."
] |
>
If people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged."
] |
>
You only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy"
] |
>
Wow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS"
] |
>
If people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer"
] |
>
no one says that dude
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂"
] |
>
Do you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude"
] |
>
I don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?"
] |
>
Football sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists.
Football fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks.
The Super Bowl super sucks too.
The only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads"
] |
>
wow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think."
] |
>
I am not a sports person and never got the appeal. I honestly would just go to a superbowl party for the food.
I used to at least watch the half time show. But now I just wait for Youtube to post it.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.",
">\n\nwow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol"
] |
>
Considering the Half time show gets more ratings than the actual games.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.",
">\n\nwow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol",
">\n\nI am not a sports person and never got the appeal. I honestly would just go to a superbowl party for the food. \nI used to at least watch the half time show. But now I just wait for Youtube to post it."
] |
>
People: Spends lots of money on DVRs so that they can fast forward through commercials because commercials suck.
Also People: Watch stupid superbowl ads and get excited about it.
Though you have to admit the genius of the advertising industry for their being able to convince a large segment of the population that watching ads at some point is cool and fun.
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.",
">\n\nwow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol",
">\n\nI am not a sports person and never got the appeal. I honestly would just go to a superbowl party for the food. \nI used to at least watch the half time show. But now I just wait for Youtube to post it.",
">\n\nConsidering the Half time show gets more ratings than the actual games."
] |
>
I didn't know this was such a social epidemic? 🙄
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.",
">\n\nwow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol",
">\n\nI am not a sports person and never got the appeal. I honestly would just go to a superbowl party for the food. \nI used to at least watch the half time show. But now I just wait for Youtube to post it.",
">\n\nConsidering the Half time show gets more ratings than the actual games.",
">\n\nPeople: Spends lots of money on DVRs so that they can fast forward through commercials because commercials suck.\nAlso People: Watch stupid superbowl ads and get excited about it.\nThough you have to admit the genius of the advertising industry for their being able to convince a large segment of the population that watching ads at some point is cool and fun."
] |
>
|
[
"We see ads a lot. At least these used to be entertaining.",
">\n\nThe only people I’ve ever heard say they’re looking forward to the commercials are the ones at the super bowl party who don’t watch and/or like football\nEdit: phrasing",
">\n\nThere once was a song about a meter maid...",
">\n\nsounds lovely",
">\n\n'Tis a referential to her i.d. as we see.",
">\n\n\nIm the therapist, hmmm, ohh, aha..200£ thanks",
">\n\nMaybe a therapist should tell them not to worry about what others are excited about and find some joy in their own life.",
">\n\nOf all things to get depressed over, I’d be more concerned about that instead of folks finding a dumb commercial funny. It’s not like I’m going to now go buy whatever the commercial was marketing, it’s just funny to see sometimes. Not really that big of a deal.",
">\n\nI bet you’re fun at parties. Especially Super Bowl parties.",
">\n\nImagine being so anti establishment that you actually get upset over people enjoying intentionally funny commercials. \nHumorous marketing is basically a company's way of saying \"yeah we know nobody likes commercials but we think it makes us a lot of money so let's at least have a little fun with it.\"",
">\n\nPeople that only watch the Super Bowl \"for the commercials\" are the same people that still think calling it \"sportsball\" is original and hilarious.",
">\n\nThe commercials used to be extremely clever and we wouldn't get to see them until super bowl. We would hear hints, but that was it. Now any commercials that show during super bowl has already released online well before the game.",
">\n\nAww lighten up, who cares what makes people excited or happy as long as it isn’t hurting anyone? You are being unnecessarily judgy here. I’m sure not everyone shares your exact opinion on the things that excite you and that’s okay",
">\n\nThese people don't like football and can't even pretend to be watching the game . If it wasn't for the commercials, you would have to listen to them complain about you monopolizing the TV before the kids are in bed.",
">\n\nIdk there are some hilarious chip commercials and I don’t think that only thing overpriced about that is the time slot. Also funny chip commercials don’t get me to buy the chips.",
">\n\nThey're always lame anyway. 95% of them are just celebrity cameos.",
">\n\nNow they are. They used to be really good.",
">\n\nI've been wondering if the quality has actually changed or if I'm just getting old.",
">\n\nThen the whole halftime show being such a production, often polarizing because of its countless angles to take and hear about:\nIt was the greatest thing I've seen!\nThey were terrible!\nWas anyone really paying attention?\nEt al...",
">\n\nIt was a marketing ploy that worked very well.",
">\n\nI cannot imagine how many ads I was forced to watch in the super bowl every year. I'm not much of a NFL fan at all, I only watch super bowls.",
">\n\nThey used to be entertaining and funny. When you're bombarded by ads the least they can do is make them entertaining.",
">\n\nSuper bowl ads used to be funny. Now they are just run of the mill ads most of the time. And this year we are so “blessed” with he gets us jesus ads from hobby lobby, but marijuana ads showing medical benefits have been turned away so they can shove alcohol ads down our throat.",
">\n\nTo be fair, the superbowl ads used to be pretty good. Almost sit-com level quality. \nBut no, not anymore.",
">\n\nWhy do you care though?",
">\n\nHere's the thing, we have to consume SOMETHING. We need food, we need clothes, and we need appliances.\nThere's a shitton of people, a shitton of needs that have to be filled, and a lot of jobs that depend on making stuff. I get the whole \"companies are evil and manipulative\" thing, I really do, but sometimes you just gotta let that go and let yourself have some fun. Lordy.",
">\n\nLuckily for us, we don’t think about you.",
">\n\nUsually beats the heck outta the boring game. Also, is this sub the new official sh/t on America sub?",
">\n\nI feel like that is every sub.",
">\n\nThe commercials are the only part of the game I actually enjoy. The game itself is just a bunch of millionaires playing with a ball and I couldn't care less who actually wins. The commercials are funny (except for the car ads) and they are different than the normal ads we are forced to sit through the rest of the year. I really don't care what the ad is for just that it entertains me.",
">\n\nEveryone pretends to like Football when they don't.They don't want to look like the odd duck. That's why the ads are so popular. It give them something to watch.",
">\n\nthe commercials are more entertaining than the game",
">\n\nI make ads for a living. Can I make an ad for you? I feel like you need one.",
">\n\nHonestly, it’s just an older form of TikTok/Reddit/Instagram. Quick bites of content to entertain and sell things. \nIt’s no different than people talking about a funny meme they all saw.",
">\n\nWhy do you care?",
">\n\nWhat else did Americans upset you with today?",
">\n\nExist.",
">\n\nHave you ever watched the Super Bowl?",
">\n\nI still remember the 3 second ad for Miller High Life that was just a dude that yelled HIGH LIFE while stand amongst a lot of High life. It was many years ago but probably the best commercial ever.",
">\n\nWell to be fair, because it is the most widely watched televised event of the year in the US, companies pull out all the stops to make sure their ad stands out. Superbowl ads cost over $5m just for the ad spot, so the production value has to be good. It is effectively watching companies try to create the most interesting/fun/engaging 30 second movie possible, and that can be pretty fun.",
">\n\nThese are ads that corporations spend sometimes millions on just the time slot alone. You are seeing some of the best writers come together to market you shit and I think that's fascinating.",
">\n\nIt's at least adding entertainment value to the part of TV broadcasts that everyone usually hates",
">\n\nI feel like super bowl commercials stopped being a big deal a long time ago.",
">\n\nIt's a way to keep those that don't care for football also engaged.",
">\n\nIf people’s joy depresses you, I don’t want to know what makes you happy",
">\n\nYou only see these ones for a little while, whereas everyday commercials are consistently shoved down your throat. I saw ads for a mobile game - Love Nikki - at least once a day, every single day for MONTHS",
">\n\nWow, so many people butthurt that OP deigns to complain about commercials instead of cancer",
">\n\nIf people enjoying something bothers you so much to the point it depresses you then I’m really glad I’m not you😂",
">\n\nno one says that dude",
">\n\nDo you want something more American than getting carried away with ads?",
">\n\nI don't understand Reddit's general disdain for ads",
">\n\nFootball sucks and is stupid. People who watch it are always grouchy and complaining. It’s kind of creepy how they know stats of individual players and say stuff like “Johnson is trash, get off the field I tell ya!!!!” While shaking their fists. \nFootball fans are the worst. Slightly less worse than that is the sport itself. It’s boring, it’s stupid, it pauses every 5 seconds and there’s a million commercial breaks. \nThe Super Bowl super sucks too. \nThe only people who genuinely enjoy football are the ones gambling I think.",
">\n\nwow i’m sure you’re a delight to be around, i’d love to have a guy like you be my friend lol",
">\n\nI am not a sports person and never got the appeal. I honestly would just go to a superbowl party for the food. \nI used to at least watch the half time show. But now I just wait for Youtube to post it.",
">\n\nConsidering the Half time show gets more ratings than the actual games.",
">\n\nPeople: Spends lots of money on DVRs so that they can fast forward through commercials because commercials suck.\nAlso People: Watch stupid superbowl ads and get excited about it.\nThough you have to admit the genius of the advertising industry for their being able to convince a large segment of the population that watching ads at some point is cool and fun.",
">\n\nI didn't know this was such a social epidemic? 🙄"
] |
I agree wholeheartedly.
|
[] |
>
Not unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly."
] |
>
Me and my stepdad actually agree with this one.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way."
] |
>
Fabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one."
] |
>
I don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency."
] |
>
No way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give"
] |
>
I feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing.
That’s what she said?
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better."
] |
>
this is true but I hate that it's true
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?"
] |
>
Larry David ! Agreed
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true"
] |
>
That’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed"
] |
>
Your towel’s absorption rate has nothing to do with how soft it is but rather the material. Wash your scratchy towels using fabric softener
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed",
">\n\nThat’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them."
] |
>
Well, I guess it’s true…. Reddit really is Lucifer’s favorite social media platform.
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed",
">\n\nThat’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them.",
">\n\nYour towel’s absorption rate has nothing to do with how soft it is but rather the material. Wash your scratchy towels using fabric softener"
] |
>
I like hotel towels for this exact reason
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed",
">\n\nThat’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them.",
">\n\nYour towel’s absorption rate has nothing to do with how soft it is but rather the material. Wash your scratchy towels using fabric softener",
">\n\nWell, I guess it’s true…. Reddit really is Lucifer’s favorite social media platform."
] |
>
Fucking hell, this again?
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed",
">\n\nThat’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them.",
">\n\nYour towel’s absorption rate has nothing to do with how soft it is but rather the material. Wash your scratchy towels using fabric softener",
">\n\nWell, I guess it’s true…. Reddit really is Lucifer’s favorite social media platform.",
">\n\nI like hotel towels for this exact reason"
] |
>
|
[
"I agree wholeheartedly.",
">\n\nNot unpopular. Soft towels dont absorb. Rough towels are the way.",
">\n\nMe and my stepdad actually agree with this one.",
">\n\nFabric softeners and dryer sheets usually have a lot of oil in them. Stops static and smells nice but terrible for absorbency.",
">\n\nI don't think they have to be scratchy, but they can't have that weird flimsy soft that dryer sheets give",
">\n\nNo way! Have an upvote for unpopular. Soft is always better.",
">\n\nI feel like there’s a sex joke somewhere in this comment but I can’t figure out phrasing. \nThat’s what she said?",
">\n\nthis is true but I hate that it's true",
">\n\nLarry David ! Agreed",
">\n\nThat’s because of fabric softener and dryer sheets. They almost waterproof them.",
">\n\nYour towel’s absorption rate has nothing to do with how soft it is but rather the material. Wash your scratchy towels using fabric softener",
">\n\nWell, I guess it’s true…. Reddit really is Lucifer’s favorite social media platform.",
">\n\nI like hotel towels for this exact reason",
">\n\nFucking hell, this again?"
] |
Another big news day in Milton Keynes
|
[] |
>
That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit"
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes"
] |
>
Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\""
] |
>
As old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s."
] |
>
That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms."
] |
>
But this is the one who raised me.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
] |
>
It really lifted you up when needed huh?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me."
] |
>
Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?"
] |
>
This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure."
] |
>
Slow news day?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains."
] |
>
Not at Milton Fucking Keynes!
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?"
] |
>
Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s
What are you doing?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!"
] |
>
Sigh.. unzips...
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?"
] |
>
Help, step ladder. Im stuck !
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips..."
] |
>
Imagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.
Is it bad because poor people go there?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !"
] |
>
If you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.
Not very oniony.
I am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?"
] |
>
I live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this."
] |
>
It seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.
Also:
Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets."
] |
>
No sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes)."
] |
>
I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo."
] |
>
This is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope."
] |
>
People need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today."
] |
>
You are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol"
] |
>
It's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage."
] |
>
Another big news day in Milton Keynes
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad"
] |
>
That part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as "the new bit"
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes"
] |
>
Well I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\""
] |
>
As old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s."
] |
>
That's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms."
] |
>
But this is the one who raised me.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
] |
>
It really lifted you up when needed huh?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me."
] |
>
Where angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?"
] |
>
This should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure."
] |
>
Slow news day?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains."
] |
>
Not at Milton Fucking Keynes!
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?"
] |
>
Step ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s
What are you doing?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!"
] |
>
Sigh.. unzips...
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?"
] |
>
Help, step ladder. Im stuck !
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips..."
] |
>
Imagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.
Is it bad because poor people go there?
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !"
] |
>
If you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.
Not very oniony.
I am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?"
] |
>
I live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this."
] |
>
It seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.
Also:
Crowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets."
] |
>
No sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes)."
] |
>
I doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo."
] |
>
This is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope."
] |
>
People need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today."
] |
>
You are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol"
] |
>
It's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage."
] |
>
|
[
"Another big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad",
">\n\nAnother big news day in Milton Keynes",
">\n\nThat part of the shopping centre is over 10 years old and still referred to as \"the new bit\"",
">\n\nWell I suppose Milton Keynes is still called a new town despite having been around since the late 60s.",
">\n\nAs old as England is, that’s acceptable in relative terms.",
">\n\nThat's my step-ladder. I never knew my real ladder.",
">\n\nBut this is the one who raised me.",
">\n\nIt really lifted you up when needed huh?",
">\n\nWhere angels fear to tread, he would walk the risers' edge for me and never folded under the pressure.",
">\n\nThis should tell you how deeply ingrained company logos are in our brains.",
">\n\nSlow news day?",
">\n\nNot at Milton Fucking Keynes!",
">\n\n\nStep ladder mistaken for new McDonald’s\n\nWhat are you doing?",
">\n\nSigh.. unzips...",
">\n\nHelp, step ladder. Im stuck !",
">\n\nImagine being ok with malls or shopping centres, but having an issue with McDonald's.\nIs it bad because poor people go there?",
">\n\nIf you read the article, you might notice it's a silly joke, used as an excuse for (good) terible puns by everyone involved.\nNot very oniony.\nI am very sorry for the journalist, though, imagine having to report on a thing like this.",
">\n\nI live in Milton Keynes. Believe me, this is as good as the journalism gets.",
">\n\nIt seems to be a place of contradictions --- named both Milton and Keynes, a place where Marshall 1962 comes from, but also Milton Keynes.\nAlso:\n\nCrowley took Glasgow, Aziraphale had Edinburgh (neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes).",
">\n\nNo sane, sighted person would honestly mistake a ladder for a McDonald's logo.",
">\n\nI doubt that I' mistake a ladder for a McD's outlet. A garbage bin, maybe, by the smell. A madhouse, maybe, by the clown. But a ladder? Nope.",
">\n\nThis is the douchiest thing I have read in a long time and there have been some real doozies today.",
">\n\nPeople need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions EDIT: guys it's a nerdy video game reference involving step ladders I'm not trying to be deep lol",
">\n\nYou are like really smart aren't you! Tell us more oh wise sage.",
">\n\nIt's a video game reference about step ladders, I figured it would be obscure but didn't expect angry replies lol, my bad"
] |
This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
(For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.
|
[] |
>
No, not really. By the same logic star power (and any usable energy in the universe) is technically limited as well. There will eventually be no more stars.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans."
] |
>
Sometimes when a star dies remaining material form new stars (i.e. "renew"), but an individual star cannot reverse its course of life.
Human resource is a renewable resource but an individual human is not.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nNo, not really. By the same logic star power (and any usable energy in the universe) is technically limited as well. There will eventually be no more stars."
] |
>
Entropy will eventually lead to there being no more star formation (and, on an even longer timeline, no usable energy, period).
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nNo, not really. By the same logic star power (and any usable energy in the universe) is technically limited as well. There will eventually be no more stars.",
">\n\nSometimes when a star dies remaining material form new stars (i.e. \"renew\"), but an individual star cannot reverse its course of life.\nHuman resource is a renewable resource but an individual human is not."
] |
>
Yes but many stars can be born before that happens. Any individual star is doomed.
Nothing's limitless but some things can renew while others simply can't.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nNo, not really. By the same logic star power (and any usable energy in the universe) is technically limited as well. There will eventually be no more stars.",
">\n\nSometimes when a star dies remaining material form new stars (i.e. \"renew\"), but an individual star cannot reverse its course of life.\nHuman resource is a renewable resource but an individual human is not.",
">\n\nEntropy will eventually lead to there being no more star formation (and, on an even longer timeline, no usable energy, period)."
] |
>
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nNo, not really. By the same logic star power (and any usable energy in the universe) is technically limited as well. There will eventually be no more stars.",
">\n\nSometimes when a star dies remaining material form new stars (i.e. \"renew\"), but an individual star cannot reverse its course of life.\nHuman resource is a renewable resource but an individual human is not.",
">\n\nEntropy will eventually lead to there being no more star formation (and, on an even longer timeline, no usable energy, period).",
">\n\nYes but many stars can be born before that happens. Any individual star is doomed. \nNothing's limitless but some things can renew while others simply can't."
] |
This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.
Remember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not "thoughts had in the shower!"
(For an explanation of what a "showerthought" is, please read this page.)
Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.
|
[] |
>
Trains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!
I wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans."
] |
>
Trains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh."
] |
>
Someone's been playing Victoria 3.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth."
] |
>
Never heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3."
] |
>
Well I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building"
] |
>
Sounds cool may have to check it out
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game."
] |
>
I'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out"
] |
>
Have you seen how people drive cars that move in a two dimensional axis? Add another dimension and watch chaos unfold.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out",
">\n\nI'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago."
] |
>
Just a few days ago wasn't there almost a collision between two planes?
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out",
">\n\nI'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago.",
">\n\nHave you seen how people drive cars that move in a two dimensional axis? Add another dimension and watch chaos unfold."
] |
>
Yea but it was Texas, where their entire power grid collapses because it's cold and they prefer embezzlement to investing in infrastructure.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out",
">\n\nI'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago.",
">\n\nHave you seen how people drive cars that move in a two dimensional axis? Add another dimension and watch chaos unfold.",
">\n\nJust a few days ago wasn't there almost a collision between two planes?"
] |
>
AAAHHHH ... that makes sense.
I feel like "but it was Texas" could be a new meme. its an explanation all in itself.
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out",
">\n\nI'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago.",
">\n\nHave you seen how people drive cars that move in a two dimensional axis? Add another dimension and watch chaos unfold.",
">\n\nJust a few days ago wasn't there almost a collision between two planes?",
">\n\nYea but it was Texas, where their entire power grid collapses because it's cold and they prefer embezzlement to investing in infrastructure."
] |
>
The state apparatus version of "Florida man"
|
[
"This is a friendly reminder to read our rules.\nRemember, /r/Showerthoughts is for showerthoughts, not \"thoughts had in the shower!\"\n(For an explanation of what a \"showerthought\" is, please read this page.)\nRule-breaking posts may result in bans.",
">\n\nTrains are really cool and efficient. No traffic, no driving, fewer emissions, and cheaper too!\nI wish we had more trains here. The autistic kids had the right idea obsessing over trains tbh.",
">\n\nTrains themselves are alright, but what’s even cooler are huge train networks that help facilitate massive economic growth.",
">\n\nSomeone's been playing Victoria 3.",
">\n\nNever heard of it, just find interesting the extreme value that trains provide for nation building",
">\n\nWell I didn't say it was you lol. But yeah train networks and their impact on economic development are a feature of the game.",
">\n\nSounds cool may have to check it out",
">\n\nI'm still waiting for flying cars. We were supposed to have them eight years ago.",
">\n\nHave you seen how people drive cars that move in a two dimensional axis? Add another dimension and watch chaos unfold.",
">\n\nJust a few days ago wasn't there almost a collision between two planes?",
">\n\nYea but it was Texas, where their entire power grid collapses because it's cold and they prefer embezzlement to investing in infrastructure.",
">\n\nAAAHHHH ... that makes sense. \nI feel like \"but it was Texas\" could be a new meme. its an explanation all in itself."
] |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.