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They are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way
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"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing."
] |
>
You cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.
That about sums it up, right?
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way"
] |
>
Too real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?"
] |
>
Haha all implied. Separation, amirite?
Edit oh wait
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too"
] |
>
"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! "
GOP probably.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait"
] |
>
Of course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably."
] |
>
Big on chaos. Short on everything else.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be."
] |
>
Chaos is a ladder... down to their base.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else."
] |
>
Is anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base."
] |
>
I mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates.
I mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?"
] |
>
That pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold."
] |
>
Now what would happen if I did my job the same way?
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency."
] |
>
I work from home.
My new Roomba would rat me out.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?"
] |
>
There was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out."
] |
>
The MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy.
Fortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone."
] |
>
This is what happens when you elect republicans
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism."
] |
>
I don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans"
] |
>
Because there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest."
] |
>
The slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy."
] |
>
The Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default."
] |
>
Lol “members fear it won’t get better”
That’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!"
] |
>
This really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast."
] |
>
This is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession."
] |
>
Republicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.
Government that governs least, governs best; indeed.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing)."
] |
>
the GOP's only active platform plank is "obstruct", what did you expect?
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed."
] |
>
Yeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?"
] |
>
"Good" -- r/Conservative probably
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?"
] |
>
That's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably"
] |
>
Sometimes no news is good news
|
[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives."
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They won't and it's by design.
Fuck them.
"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever"
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[
"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news"
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"Who didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\"",
">\n\nWho didn’t see that coming? “When people tell you who they are, believe them.”",
">\n\nThe GQP has no ability or interest in governing.",
">\n\nThey are especially good about thinking about the women and children... Just in a more traditional way",
">\n\nYou cant have an abortion/ you cant see people who dont abide by gender norms/thoughts and prayers/youre anti-american/tax cuts for the rich and business/poors deserve to get homelessness for not working.\nThat about sums it up, right?",
">\n\nToo real. Don't forget being God fearing in there too",
">\n\nHaha all implied. Separation, amirite?\nEdit oh wait",
">\n\n\"Government doesn't work! Elect us and we'll prove it! \"\nGOP probably.",
">\n\nOf course it won't get better. The House is a republican-filled circus and most of their platform was crafted on a whim for the optics. They want to muddy the water so that the actions of the Trump administration and the republican party that stood by him somehow seem less egregious. Most of their so-called platform are non-starters for democrats, so what you are left with is gridlock and optics votes, and that's what the next 2 years are going to be.",
">\n\nBig on chaos. Short on everything else.",
">\n\nChaos is a ladder... down to their base.",
">\n\nIs anyone really that surprised that the do nothing Republicans are doing nothing?",
">\n\nI mean they had a debate on whether to say the Pledge of Allegiance before committee hearings and whether members can carry guns in congress. Hour long debates. \nI mean you couldn't write something this bizarre. Comedy gold.",
">\n\nThat pretty much describes the entire Republican caucus since 2007 and the Trump presidency.",
">\n\nNow what would happen if I did my job the same way?",
">\n\nI work from home. \nMy new Roomba would rat me out.",
">\n\nThere was a majority elected to the House on the platform of let’s do nothing. This shouldn’t surprise anyone.",
">\n\nThe MAGA GOP is demonstrating why people should not vote for inexperienced white supremacists. They have no idea how to govern responsibly. The live on crazy conspiracy theories, extremist Christianity and white supremacy. \nFortunately just a slim majority in the House with Democrats controlling the Senate and the White House, a bulwark of sanity against the biggest threat to US National Security since WWII, Trumpism.",
">\n\nThis is what happens when you elect republicans",
">\n\nI don’t understand why this country only votes against self interest.",
">\n\nBecause there are a lot of wealthy people able to fund misinformation to get people to vote for the interests of the wealthy.",
">\n\nThe slower the better—this is the group that has replaced flag pins with gun pins, subpoena avoidance with subpoena attacks, Ukrainian support with support for Putin, and … the list goes on. Just hope these idiots don’t force the USA to default.",
">\n\nThe Republicans have no time to do any governing. They are way too busy worrying about what people have in their pants! they also have wage war on pronouns and story hour. Things like international trade, the economy, the war effort and climate change, will just have to wait!",
">\n\nLol “members fear it won’t get better”\nThat’s “some members”. Some are upset it’s moving so fast.",
">\n\nThis really isn't surprising, but it is concerning, particularly given the debt ceiling and a looming recession.",
">\n\nThis is what their voters elected the Republicans lawmakers to do. Nothing (besides obstructing).",
">\n\nRepublicans don’t know how to govern. They just know how to be against something. I’ve yet to see them say anything that remotely wouldn’t be considered a criticism — in the last decade.\nGovernment that governs least, governs best; indeed.",
">\n\nthe GOP's only active platform plank is \"obstruct\", what did you expect?",
">\n\nYeah, we all knew this. Did Congress just now realize?",
">\n\n\"Good\" -- r/Conservative probably",
">\n\nThat's one way to stop big gubment interfering in our lives.",
">\n\nSometimes no news is good news",
">\n\nThey won't and it's by design. \nFuck them.\n\"Look busy while we do absolutely nothing whatsoever\""
] |
Representative George Santos, a Republican facing scrutiny over a web of false claims, including a family connection to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, will bring a former firefighter who did rescue work at ground zero as his guest to the State of the Union on Tuesday. Mr. Santos’s guest, Michael Weinstock...
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"Representative George Santos, a Republican facing scrutiny over a web of false claims, including a family connection to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, will bring a former firefighter who did rescue work at ground zero as his guest to the State of the Union on Tuesday. Mr. Santos’s guest, Michael Weinstock..."
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If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿
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That's so fetch
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"If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿"
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Bro you just posted cringe
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"If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿",
">\n\nThat's so fetch"
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So what I am hearing is that the word "cringe" makes you cringe?
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"If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿",
">\n\nThat's so fetch",
">\n\nBro you just posted cringe"
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You have quite eloquently described the very definition of cringe and why it fits so perfect. Find a better word or stop being cringe. And this post was cringe btw.
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"If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿",
">\n\nThat's so fetch",
">\n\nBro you just posted cringe",
">\n\nSo what I am hearing is that the word \"cringe\" makes you cringe?"
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[
"If I see you in these streets I'll punch yo muthafuckin'lights out, on gang! 💯🔥🙏🏿",
">\n\nThat's so fetch",
">\n\nBro you just posted cringe",
">\n\nSo what I am hearing is that the word \"cringe\" makes you cringe?",
">\n\nYou have quite eloquently described the very definition of cringe and why it fits so perfect. Find a better word or stop being cringe. And this post was cringe btw."
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i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.
Edit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.
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Wouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence."
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God. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings."
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He was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.
He doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was."
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I think I found an intel briefing.
OH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world"
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There were several of these put out by The Onion
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?"
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That's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion"
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Because he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day"
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It's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…"
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However, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked."
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Exactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan."
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But power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it."
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He was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!"
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The country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence."
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We aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2."
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Well all the school shootings bring that stat down...
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"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy."
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He could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down..."
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Or because he's senile and forgot
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices."
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Or because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot"
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God dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons"
] |
>
I’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible"
] |
>
Put it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too."
] |
>
Hey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered."
] |
>
“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!"
] |
>
Florida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know."
] |
>
Wow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.
Unless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.
Also, "fake disinformation"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of "fake news"?
The GOP is beyond useless.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon"
] |
>
As opposed to real disinformation maybe.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless."
] |
>
As opposed to real disinformation maybe.
... So "fake disinformation" = real information?
If we're following the double-negative rule and all...
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe."
] |
>
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all..."
] |
>
Let’s see. Either:
The Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure.
Or, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.
On three occasions…
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\""
] |
>
That’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…"
] |
>
Not like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆"
] |
>
They would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on."
] |
>
And then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!"
] |
>
More like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian."
] |
>
And if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book"
] |
>
Covid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿"
] |
>
Okay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???"
] |
>
Trump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.
For example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.
That's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?"
] |
>
So he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump."
] |
>
Translation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader"
] |
>
"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon."
According to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.
It’s incredible how bad journalism has become.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight."
] |
>
You are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become."
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Bullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered."
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Fucking Liar...
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention."
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It was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.
With his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar..."
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Trump was not a competent Commander in Chief.
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't."
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In the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief."
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>
It was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?"
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So more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important."
] |
>
Did any one expect
Him to be honest
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[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration....."
] |
>
Some of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest"
] |
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He said he always knew more than the generals.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too."
] |
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Didn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals."
] |
>
Memo must have gotten lost in the swamp.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon"
] |
>
No other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp."
] |
>
Trump was probably too busy watching FOX and making sure they were singing his praises, than to be bothered by a Chinese spy balloon.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp.",
">\n\nNo other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons"
] |
>
If he would’ve found out, what are the chances he would’ve bull in a China shop’ed us into WW3 (no pun intended). Maybe his handlers knew better.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp.",
">\n\nNo other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons",
">\n\nTrump was probably too busy watching FOX and making sure they were singing his praises, than to be bothered by a Chinese spy balloon."
] |
>
Him not being informed is not the gotcha this congressman thinks it is.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp.",
">\n\nNo other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons",
">\n\nTrump was probably too busy watching FOX and making sure they were singing his praises, than to be bothered by a Chinese spy balloon.",
">\n\nIf he would’ve found out, what are the chances he would’ve bull in a China shop’ed us into WW3 (no pun intended). Maybe his handlers knew better."
] |
>
There isn’t a large enough number for the amount of stuff trump isn’t informed about. The man is a literal clown in a suit. Evades paying taxes, lies about everything, and acts like a spoiled 16 year old.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp.",
">\n\nNo other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons",
">\n\nTrump was probably too busy watching FOX and making sure they were singing his praises, than to be bothered by a Chinese spy balloon.",
">\n\nIf he would’ve found out, what are the chances he would’ve bull in a China shop’ed us into WW3 (no pun intended). Maybe his handlers knew better.",
">\n\nHim not being informed is not the gotcha this congressman thinks it is."
] |
>
You gave him an extra 10 years he didn’t deserve.
|
[
"i bet you a billion dollars it was in one of his daily briefings he didnt read.\nEdit: the other option would be he called China, where he pays most of his taxes, and asked Winnie about the balloons, and believed china's lie over American Intelligence.",
">\n\nWouldn't be surprising if he never read or skimmed through a lot of briefings.",
">\n\nGod. He probably never read the thing unless someone showed him a picture and brief explanation of what the picture was.",
">\n\nHe was famous from innumerable sources for being so fucking dumb that literally nothing made sense to him and he never bothered to read anything. They had to condense briefings down to one page and tried to mention his name as much as possible because that was the only thing that would get his attention.\nHe doesn't know a single thing about history or the world or other countries so they couldn't even have an equal and useful discussion about any of the intelligence or issues of the day, like talking to a dumb and angry 3 year old that they all had to babysit and manage so he didn't blow up the world",
">\n\nI think I found an intel briefing.\nOH NO! RUSSIA is moving troops up to the UKRAINIAN border! Can you, President TRUMP, CIRCLE all 5 DIVISIONS with your SHARPIE?",
">\n\nThere were several of these put out by The Onion",
">\n\nThat's so funny, I don't know how I didn't see them before, I check out The Onion nearly every day",
">\n\nBecause he said he never read briefings and didn’t know anything unless it was read to him. How the US survived 4+ years of this douchebag as President…",
">\n\nIt's largely how we survived. He doesn't like working and he never really did that part of the job. He was too lazy and stupid to really fuck things up. We have accounts that aides would swap out proposed orders so he wouldn't sign them. He didn't notice until the story was leaked.",
">\n\nHowever, he has shown how easily institutions can be dismantled. The next GOP president will be hardworking, intelligent and understand how government works, he will dismantle the Republic in a single term and replace it with corporate autocracy. The Pompeos and Barrs already have a plan.",
">\n\nExactly. Your comment deserves more attention because this is the exact plan for republicans. Also i want to add they will plan on maneuvering into lifetime appointments for the president and his appointees regardless of the law. They want a authoritarianism style of rule and will stop at nothing to get it.",
">\n\nBut power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!",
">\n\nHe was a clueless POTUS without the brain necessary to handle the position. All he did was sit on his ass, watch Fox News, and order Diet Coke. It’s a wonder our country survived his four years of utter incompetence.",
">\n\nThe country survived, but tens of thousands died needlessly as a result of his incompetence and neglect of the ever growing opioid crisis and Covid, culminating in the largest drop in left expectancy the county had since WW2.",
">\n\nWe aren’t even a year above the avg life for the world anymore, and most 1st world European countries beat us in life expectancy.",
">\n\nWell all the school shootings bring that stat down...",
">\n\nHe could either by lying because he’s a liar, or he could be telling truth because he overlooked it because he’s a dumbass. I’m torn between both choices.",
">\n\nOr because he's senile and forgot",
">\n\nOr because he's a moron and thought they meant birthday balloons",
">\n\nGod dammit that should just be a sarcastic remark but it could actually be plausible",
">\n\nI’m thinking maybe there was a lot he was never informed of. Good thing too.",
">\n\nPut it in the bottom half of the briefing but don't bring it up at the meeting. The world is safer, and your ass is covered.",
">\n\nHey, maybe they used the ol' Rhodesia solution!",
">\n\n“According to a Florida Republican,” is all you need to know.",
">\n\nFlorida Man Yells at ~~Cloud~~ Balloon",
">\n\nWow, if no one in the Trump administration knew about these balloons at the time, it goes to show just how incompetent they were.\nUnless, as is most likely, they did know, and they just let it happen. Maybe that's how Ivanka got those patents.\nAlso, \"fake disinformation\"... Is that going to be his new catch phrase instead of \"fake news\"?\nThe GOP is beyond useless.",
">\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.",
">\n\n\nAs opposed to real disinformation maybe.\n\n... So \"fake disinformation\" = real information?\nIf we're following the double-negative rule and all...",
">\n\n\"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.\"",
">\n\nLet’s see. Either:\nThe Pentagon, the headquarters for the Department of Defense which is responsible for all areas of national security and the armed forces, decided not to tell the the most powerful man in America and Command in Chief, about a foreign country sending a remotely piloted aircraft that could be a surveillance device into their airspace that’s flying across civilian populations and potential high level intelligence infrastructure. \nOr, they did tell him and they’re once again adding to a mountain of lies, which probably has a summit about the same altitude as the balloon.\nOn three occasions…",
">\n\nThat’s not the summit … that’s the base camp! 😆",
">\n\nNot like he really cared. Doubt he even knew what day it was without the tv telling him because his favorite reality shows weren’t on.",
">\n\nThey would have had to draw balloons and a diagram for tRump to understand!",
">\n\nAnd then he would draw boobs on the balloons with his Sharpie, just like he did with Hurricane Dorian.",
">\n\nMore like he got the briefings but didn't pay attention or care. The idiot needed briefings to be like reading a picture book",
">\n\nAnd if he didn’t do his job relative to the balloons during his presidency then what other jobs didn’t he do because he didn’t care or didn’t listen¿",
">\n\nCovid for starters 🤣, ensuring a peaceful transition of power after losing the election and court challenges, those are pretty big by themselves, do you need more, user bunch of numbers???",
">\n\nOkay, but that’s worse. They get that that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nTrump didn't get informed about a lot of things because everyone knew he was dumb and crazy.\nFor example, Kash Patel pretended to be a Ukraine expert for the WH. The actual Ukraine expert got edged out because Trump had already met Kash and Trumps handlers didn't want to confuse him.\nThat's how you treat a child or a geriatric entering his second childhood as senility sets in. That's how they treated Trump.",
">\n\nSo he is either not a leader, or he's an incompetent leader",
">\n\nTranslation: Trump slept through the PDB for 4 years straight.",
">\n\n\"And according to several Trump Admin national security officials - they were never informed of these intrusions by the Pentagon.\" \nAccording to Rep Michael Waltz. Who was a fresh congressman in 2019. And only has anonymous sources for his claim. And those anonymous sources would not necessarily know anything about what Trump was or wasn’t briefed on.\nIt’s incredible how bad journalism has become.",
">\n\nYou are right. I read the article, unlike most of the commenters in this thread, and it left so many obvious questions unanswered.",
">\n\nBullshit. He just wasn't paying attention.",
">\n\nFucking Liar...",
">\n\nIt was probably kept from him so he wouldn't throw ketchup on the wall and try to nuke the balloons and china right after.\nWith his lack of functional intelligence I assume there were several people deciding what he should know and what he shouldn't.",
">\n\nTrump was not a competent Commander in Chief.",
">\n\nIn the wise words of Chidi: Okay, but that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?",
">\n\nIt was probably in the intel briefings that he didn't find important.",
">\n\nSo more gross negligence from the Trump Administration.....",
">\n\nDid any one expect\nHim to be honest",
">\n\nSome of his followers think he's never told a lie. He just jokes and kids a lot. In fairness they think the Bible is literal and ignores all those contradictions too.",
">\n\nHe said he always knew more than the generals.",
">\n\nDidn’t tell him because he would’ve gone to war or tried to nuke the balloon",
">\n\nMemo must have gotten lost in the swamp.",
">\n\nNo other president ever had bigger beauty fuller spy balloons",
">\n\nTrump was probably too busy watching FOX and making sure they were singing his praises, than to be bothered by a Chinese spy balloon.",
">\n\nIf he would’ve found out, what are the chances he would’ve bull in a China shop’ed us into WW3 (no pun intended). Maybe his handlers knew better.",
">\n\nHim not being informed is not the gotcha this congressman thinks it is.",
">\n\nThere isn’t a large enough number for the amount of stuff trump isn’t informed about. The man is a literal clown in a suit. Evades paying taxes, lies about everything, and acts like a spoiled 16 year old."
] |
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