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Well Time you is simply out of the question for now
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So I'll just feed them to you
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Here, Take a big bite for me
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Oh, what a darling you are? So good at taking direction
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Oh, I'm so glad you like them
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Well, tell me a little about yourself Dear
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I want to know more about the person who'll be living in my basement from now on
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Of course, I already know some things about you
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Like your behavioral patterns, your dress, your atrocious sleep schedule, Your friends names, things of that nature
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But those are the basics I needed to up you
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I'd like to know more about you
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Real you what inspires you, what are your hopes for the future? What's important to you? Things like that
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Oh, how interesting? Really? Why that's amazing
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I think we're going to get a along well
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Oh, There she is
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My baby girl has finally arrived
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Hey
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I'm home
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Mom, you in the basement? Hey
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I just got mom, what the fuck? Audrey
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Language
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We have a guest
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Please forgive her sweetheart
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She's just a little shocked
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She doesn't usually pop off with that kind of vulgar guarantee
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I wouldn't allow it
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What? Why are the two of you acting like any of this is normal? Mom for real
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What are you doing? I'm being serious
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I get home and find you with one of my classmates tied to a chair
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Are you cheating on dad? Is this some kinky sex thing? I'm not gonna any need therapy after walking in on this? Please calm down
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And don't be ridiculous
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I would never cheat on your father
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I love him more than my own life
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This isn't for me sweetheart
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It's for you
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The least you could do is thank me Thank you
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See
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That wasn't so hard
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That's not what I meant
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Oh my
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God
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You've lost it
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Lost what
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You're marble
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Oh, don't be silly
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I never had any to begin with
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Mom, this is
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I can't
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You're I know this is a lot to take in dear
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But trust me
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Don't worry you're pretty little head about a thing
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If you'll just sit down
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I'll explain everything
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Okay
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I'm sitting
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My mom's gone crazy, and I'm sitting beside her captive
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And I am so sorry about this
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Now then, for starters, Well, Remember I told you that your father and I first met at a party in college And we exchanged phone numbers and sooner or later, we talked more and more
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And eventually, he invited me out to the movies
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And then he asked me to be his girlfriend Yeah
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You told me that story plenty of times, basically, once a week since I was in the crib
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Like, you fell in love, Nature took it course blah blah blah
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Now here I am
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I I don't exactly like to think about the details
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You know? Well, oh, that was only partially true
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What do you mean which part? I did meet your dad the party, but I didn't dare ask for his phone number or even talk to him
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I was such a wall flower dear
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I'd of died of embarrassment trying to speak to someone as charming and handsome as your father
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So I did what came naturally
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I'm terrified to ask what came naturally
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Nothing terrible dear
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Why? I just followed him home and started well, stalking him
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How is that not terrible? Because I did it out of love
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Oh, I devoted every waking moment to learning all about him his schedule his legs and dislikes when he was most likely to be alone
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And after about six months of that, well, unhealthy behavior, you got up the nerve to ask him out like a normal person? Oh, goodness
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No
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I can kidnapped him and kept him chained in the basement of my parents house
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Grandpa and grandma know about this? Well, of course, Sweetheart
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It's how they met too
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Oh my god
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Oh my god
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Oh my god
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I'm my oh My god
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My family tree for nuts
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Your father stayed with us for about five months that way
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Chained up
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Oh, not the entire time dear
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He was perhaps a bit confused and reluctant at first
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But soon enough, he was our willing guest
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After all, we treated him better than his own family ever had
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Loved him cared for him
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You gave dad stockholm syndrome? Oh, Don't be so judgmental audrey wasn't quite like that
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Your father always had his own Well, darker pro even before we met, Learning about them while I stalk him only made me love him more
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How could he do anything but fall in love with me? The one person who understood and accepted him, all of him
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Eventually, I only chained him up when he begged me to do it, Dear
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It it was consensual
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