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Mom, I don't wanna know about that My point is, perhaps our courtship was mh unconventional
Oh, that's an understatement
But it worked for us
We've been together ever since
And you can't argue with results, We've had twenty five years of a happy marriage You're kidding
Right? This has to be a joke
A weird joke from a one with a very twisted sense of humor
Right? Right
Right
Oh, my poor baby, girl
No
I'm not joking
I'm deadly serious
You are joking
I'm sure you are
This can't be for real
And you, you gotta be on
Right? Like Jackie told you
I have a crush on you, and this is some weird scheme you come up with my mom to ask me out or something
Right? Oh, sweetheart, I'm being honest with you
I've had to hide this for so long and now that I'm finally opening up to you, you don't believe me
You're going to break my heart if you keep acting like this? Well, how would you feel if you just learned you're a member of the Adam's family? Well, grateful that I come from a loving if a bit unusual family
Oh, my god
Just give up, mom
This is crazy
This isn't even a good plot for a bad movie
And believe me, I know I've seen enough of them
Oh you still don't believe me? Well, alright
Let me call your father
Hello
My love
How's your day so far? Oh, that's wonderful to hear
Is that str at flirting with you again, Darling? Oh yes
You're secretary, the one who's always all over you, Of course, my love have trust you
How could I not? I know that you know if you ever did anything with her, well She'd come down with a serious case of death by mysterious accident Oh my love
I adore when you say you only belong to me
But as much as I love to hear that, I was actually calling for another reason today
I finally told Audrey how we met
Darling knight, I know
You said telling child this kind of thing would be irresponsible and that it could lead to her developing weird tendencies of a twisted idea of love
But She's in college now
I believe she's old enough to know the truth
So I told her
But she doesn't believe me
Yes
Please talk with her
Hi, dad
So this is probably gonna sound crazy because it is crazy
But So mom kind of kidnapped my class
What do you mean? That's so her, Dad
Has everyone lost their minds with me, She told me when you were young, she kidnapped you and kept you and grandma Grandpa's basement for month
She's she's joking
Right
She and what? What do you mean to try to break your legs so you couldn't run away? Why did you marry her? Because you were into it, what do you mean? You were? Oh no
Dad
I don't wanna hear that
No
No
No too much information dad
Oh, I'm starting to think Uncle Bob is the only normal member of this family aside from me
And and he believes in sub mole people
Dad if if Mom really kidnapped you and everything, why did you stay with her? I mean, why haven't you told any of this to the police? Because she's cute and loving and caring and makes mean Apple pie
Dad, do you hear yourself? Yeah
There are tons of women out there who are cute and loving and caring and probably make way better out pies and mom, and they wouldn't have to kid nab to keep you
You You liked the kidnapping
You you realize that's crazy
Right? That that mom is crazy? You don't care so long as she loves you
God god help me on the only same one left
Okay
Okay
I I give up
I can't understand, but guess you're not gonna change your mind
So
Okay
Well, I love you
I guess
Bye dad
If that is your real name
Bye
Now you believe me
Sure
Why not
I'm the daughter of a dangerous psycho path and the man who's apparently okay with the idea of marrying the woman who tried to break his legs
My whole life is a bizarre true crime case, but sure, I believe you
Now Audrey
You're hurting my feelings
I was only trying to be a good mother I thought getting you a gift would soften the blow of finally being honest about myself with you
Okay, Great
I get it
Thank you for being honest, I guess, but you haven't explained the gift yet
Well, I thought you already figured that out
You're such a bright girl
I have a sneaking so suspicion, but I would rather hear it from you
Well, the other day, I was cleaning your room and I found your diary
Oh my god
This is so embarrassing
And I decided to read a little
Okay