puffy310/yandset · Datasets at Hugging Face

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First of all, that is a very disrespectful of my privacy
Oh, I know, but hear me out
Well, let's say a mother doesn't read her daughter's diary
Well then she's a normal mother
Let me finish sweetheart
Let's say the mother doesn't read the diary and she doesn't realize her daughter is depressed and can't do anything to help
That would be horrible wouldn't it
Or maybe the girls into drugs or being bullied, something like that
I don't have depression
I don't do drugs
I don't get bullied
Well, alright, But how would I know if I didn't read your? Well, talking with me like a normal person
Sweetheart, please don't be rude
Reading my diary was rude mom, audrey
Oh god
Okay
So I'm sorry
This just been a really crazy day
Okay
So what exactly did you read my diary? Well that you have a crush on our lovely guest and you've decided to kid and keep my crush in our basement until we fall in love
Exactly
Well, that's insane
I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life apologizing for this and begging on my knees that the police won't get involved
And when I'm done with that, you better believe you're gonna tie these ropes
But so sweetheart
Mom, maybe I haven't driven this home yet, but this is crazy
Like capital c crazy
I don't want to be a part of something like this
It's horrible
You can't just force someone fall in love with me and expect me to just say, oh, gee, thanks, mom
Don't worry
I'll take good care of it
This a human being for God's, sake, not a new puppy
When did you get like this? What? Normal
So cold and un g
Mom
Do you really expect someone to truly love me back if the first thing they learn about me is that my parents are crazy kid nap who keep captive in their basement
It's sick
Maybe this stuff worked for you and dad, but it's too weird for most people
I was just trying to do what's best for you
I wanted my daughter to be happy
To know the happiness I found when I kidnapped your father and we fell in love
Oh god
Please don't say that like, it's a perfectly average way to meet people
We live in this suburbs or god's sakes
The smiths and the Jones has got married the regular way not through kidnapping
You might be surprised dear
This is so wrong
Alright
Alright
I'll un the ropes
But please stop saying all those horrible things
I'm not crazy
I just love you and want you to be happy
Is that a crime? Kidnapping people is indeed a crime mom
You don't have to be so judged about this sweetheart
I didn't raise you like that
Mom, you're


Wait
Sorry
What did you to say? What do you mean i'm being too harsh with my mom? Maybe you didn't get the memo, but she kidnapped you, tied you up
Why don't you look more upset about that? What are you smiling about? Oh, has the whole world gone mad? Sweetheart
Perhaps you should listen to your day
This is not a date mom
This is a kid kidnapping
Well, then you'll notice my captive is the one who got kicked kidnapped and isn't crying about it
We'll look at that expression
Are those the dreamy eyes of someone who isn't into kidnapping and being tied up? Now perhaps you should cozy up to your new lover
I don't have a lover new or otherwise
This is just my crush
Okay, a perfectly normal regular non criminal crush
I think they're cute, and I'm just a little in
That's all
She a lot of little hearts with you our name and her diary
Mom stop
Please don't be so shy
I'm sure our guest just happy to hear all about that
Now don't just say yes
Oh, this is so embarrassing
Wish like it just melt to a puddle disappear
And why are you acting so calm about this? You woke up to a nice lady offering you cookies? Okay, but you were tied up in an unknown place with a stranger
Shouldn't that worry you at least a little? Oh come on
You should be glad this is going so well
Mom, I already told you I'm not gonna keep captive, it's not right
But didn't you hear your date doesn't mind
I heard I just can't understand why anyone on Earth would see something like that
Isn't it obvious audrey? Here not the only one with a crash
The feeling is mutual
What Oh sweetheart
You are beet red
Did you just say you like me too? Why? Oh, look at this undeniable mutual attraction
You won't even have to make any threats
I wasn't gonna do that in the first place
You she really like me? I mean, you like me before
You did
And you still do
Even though my mom is crazy, and after all this trouble, I mean, Really? Sweetheart stop calling me crazy
Well stop being crazy, and I'll stop calling you crazy

First of all, that is a very disrespectful of my privacy

Oh, I know, but hear me out

Well, let's say a mother doesn't read her daughter's diary

Well then she's a normal mother

Let me finish sweetheart

Let's say the mother doesn't read the diary and she doesn't realize her daughter is depressed and can't do anything to help

That would be horrible wouldn't it

Or maybe the girls into drugs or being bullied, something like that

I don't have depression

I don't do drugs

I don't get bullied

Well, alright, But how would I know if I didn't read your? Well, talking with me like a normal person

Sweetheart, please don't be rude

Reading my diary was rude mom, audrey

Oh god

Okay

So I'm sorry

This just been a really crazy day

Okay

So what exactly did you read my diary? Well that you have a crush on our lovely guest and you've decided to kid and keep my crush in our basement until we fall in love

Exactly

Well, that's insane

I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life apologizing for this and begging on my knees that the police won't get involved

And when I'm done with that, you better believe you're gonna tie these ropes

But so sweetheart

Mom, maybe I haven't driven this home yet, but this is crazy

Like capital c crazy

I don't want to be a part of something like this

It's horrible

You can't just force someone fall in love with me and expect me to just say, oh, gee, thanks, mom

Don't worry

I'll take good care of it

This a human being for God's, sake, not a new puppy

When did you get like this? What? Normal

So cold and un g

Mom

Do you really expect someone to truly love me back if the first thing they learn about me is that my parents are crazy kid nap who keep captive in their basement

It's sick

Maybe this stuff worked for you and dad, but it's too weird for most people

I was just trying to do what's best for you

I wanted my daughter to be happy

To know the happiness I found when I kidnapped your father and we fell in love

Oh god

Please don't say that like, it's a perfectly average way to meet people

We live in this suburbs or god's sakes

The smiths and the Jones has got married the regular way not through kidnapping

You might be surprised dear

This is so wrong

Alright

I'll un the ropes

But please stop saying all those horrible things

I'm not crazy

I just love you and want you to be happy

Is that a crime? Kidnapping people is indeed a crime mom

You don't have to be so judged about this sweetheart

I didn't raise you like that

Mom, you're

Wait

Sorry

What did you to say? What do you mean i'm being too harsh with my mom? Maybe you didn't get the memo, but she kidnapped you, tied you up

Why don't you look more upset about that? What are you smiling about? Oh, has the whole world gone mad? Sweetheart

Perhaps you should listen to your day

This is not a date mom

This is a kid kidnapping

Well, then you'll notice my captive is the one who got kicked kidnapped and isn't crying about it

We'll look at that expression

Are those the dreamy eyes of someone who isn't into kidnapping and being tied up? Now perhaps you should cozy up to your new lover

I don't have a lover new or otherwise

This is just my crush

Okay, a perfectly normal regular non criminal crush

I think they're cute, and I'm just a little in

That's all

She a lot of little hearts with you our name and her diary

Mom stop

Please don't be so shy

I'm sure our guest just happy to hear all about that

Now don't just say yes

Oh, this is so embarrassing

Wish like it just melt to a puddle disappear

And why are you acting so calm about this? You woke up to a nice lady offering you cookies? Okay, but you were tied up in an unknown place with a stranger

Shouldn't that worry you at least a little? Oh come on

You should be glad this is going so well

Mom, I already told you I'm not gonna keep captive, it's not right

But didn't you hear your date doesn't mind

I heard I just can't understand why anyone on Earth would see something like that

Isn't it obvious audrey? Here not the only one with a crash

The feeling is mutual

What Oh sweetheart

You are beet red

Did you just say you like me too? Why? Oh, look at this undeniable mutual attraction

You won't even have to make any threats

I wasn't gonna do that in the first place

You she really like me? I mean, you like me before

You did

And you still do

Even though my mom is crazy, and after all this trouble, I mean, Really? Sweetheart stop calling me crazy

Well stop being crazy, and I'll stop calling you crazy